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Hina Cuteina
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>>583357804This is my wife
Still more modern than redwinter
>>583357241God I just know she packs at least 18 inches
>>583357750>16 years old>already a boomer
Yosh kinda melts
>>583357750I'm retarded and I forgot to change the numberthe next thread will be #10665
>>583357872???
Wakamo
My Wide Bride
Before any of y'all say itthat post it not mine
BLESSED DAY>>583357965Except for you.
>>583357970The curse of having ミ in your name
Jumby my beloved...
ネ
>>583358085How about Mimori then? Why is she not a yearner?
>>583358085What about Nonomi?
>>583358085Midori...
>>583358201I can smell the sea salt
coom in Nozoom.
>>583357809I hate you I hate you I hate you
>>583358085Momiji MidoriMikaMineMississippi Misuzu KasumiYoshimiHifumi Hiromi
>>583358201if it is so bad to want to fuck childs, why are they so hot?
i wonder what gifts she will like
>>583358581You thought I wouldn't notice your shilling, Big Mississippi?
Nonomi sat next to me
/bag/ why is Arkansas-chan so hot?
>>583358669your kid(?)
Every masterpiece has its cheap copy
>>583357872>超慎重に会話してたらいつのまにかどっぷり依存されてた担当That's why you need to feed your fishes.
>>583358889¡HOLY SHIT!¡3 CAKES!¡!¡!
>>583358885i like how casual she is about it
HOWDY3 HECKIN' CAKES?!?!?!
5 cakes o algo
>>583358453hasumi... easy on the parfaits
6 cakes... 7 even!
>>583359119Don't listen to this guy, he's lying to you
sex
>>583358453Slampig
hikari
>>583359164>7 even7 is odd, retard
>>583359263
>>583359119she's only getting easier
>>583359213Midori's expressions are always so lewd
more cakes, please
>>583358581>Mississippiher name is Junko, stop saying it wrong
>>583358983
Niececore students other than Hikari?
>>583359518she isn't that small
The GSC President has always had large breasts
It's weird that the GSC President swung by to give me her daily nursing handjob this week. She used to do it every day, everyone in Kivotos knows that.
>>583359539Kaede
The GSC President is a total babe.
>>583359518LIQUIIIIIIID
finally a double mission week where you can ignore the rest of the event
I'm bored. They should run a different Total Assault every week.
I've stopped saying I like less popular students because whenever I do, someone asks me to post bond (I don't give them gifts or upgrade them)
I've stopped saying
>>583360017No you haven't, and no they haven't. You just made that up to start an argument.
>>583360070say it
>>583360017The open secret is that bondfags are clout chasers that don't even care for the girls they claim to love. The mask fell off the other day when some guy kept seething about the welfare change because "now anyone can UE60 welfares". Pretty obvious they didn't invest in these lesser character because of love, they just want the (you)s.
>>583360119>No you haven'tYes I have>and no they haven'tnigga it happens every thread
>>583360017>say you like someone >ignore shitposting It's that easy
I owe Miyo sex but I’m not fucking paying my debt
hello blue archive genearl
>Post bondHere: >>583359174
>>583360328>The mask fell off the other day when some guy kept seething about the welfare changeYou meant the tourist who don't even play the game?
>>583360373Asians can't pronounce the letter R!
so is there any actual official info out yet on what the new mode will reward?
>>583358201>>583358605I can tell you
>>583360494No but leaks/gamedata suggest EX6 is coming.
haroo buruu akaibu generaru
>>583360494There is officially no news on it.
>>583360554just bigger numbers or what?
>>583360554SEX 6? I haven't had sex even once and you guys gonna have six of them?!
>>583360642sHanako gets naked, no stat changes
>>583360642We just don't know, the data can change at any update
>>583360571Whomst dares to come forth to the Blue Archive general
>>583360642Apparently just bigger numbers, ie. no new effects nor EX cost reduction. But I wouldn't put much stock on this, they're likely making lots of changes.
Why does Hina have cute panties?
>>583360747not liking how they’re taking so long to drop the detailsthat and the Valkyrie firefighter girls still haven’t showed up even as background characters, plus the plot seems like it’ll veer off into more Gehenna stuff soon
WAPPI!
>>583360516very interesting, I'd like to hear more about that
>>583360873the gifts students give me? all going into the crafting chamber as soon as the party’s over
>>583360861Hina acts rough but she's actually cute and insecure deep inside, as shown when she is with senseiThat contrast in personality is represented in her clothes too, the outfit everyone sees is cool and makes her look scary, but the underwear that only sensei gets to see is cute
>>583360873What will happen when he loops back?
>>583360872>that and the Valkyrie firefighter girls still haven’t showed up even as background charactersThe PV is an entire year under ideal circumstances. They'll very likely appear in FOX3, which people seem to think is very soon®
>>583360958fine but don't blame me I really want to fuck Hayase Yuuka from Blue Archive, but then i just realized that she is not a real person. I'm starting to lose my mind because of that sudden realization, and now i'm looking for a living things near me so i can fuck them.
wake up /bag/
>>583360328I don't post bond progress myself but as a narcissist, I can see the appeal.
>>583361610When is the next event in global
>>583361289
>>583359954I'd rape
Why does sad Reisa turn on anons?
Students with the tastiest belly buttons?
>>583361648roll for hinadori next week
>>583360328>The mask fell off the other day when some guy kept seething about the welfare change because "now anyone can UE60 welfares".Wrong, obviously you were talking to usual monkey shitflinging.
>>583361908Yeah she turns on my paternal instincts
>>583361927wehn bond gear??
Sniff
hope you picked a christian club
>>583362370Anna my beloved
feeling cursed bros
>>583362505Don't be my child
>>583362552Slut
>>583362505
>>583362396We worship moloch here
>>583362396wait is that THE Toki anon?
>>583362663we beat moloch here
>>583363068
Miyako broke into Schale and sexually assaulted me
>>583362552Lord give me strength to fend off this temptress.
>>583363097
>>583362945Has it gotten bigger??
>/bag/ rn
>>583362552with that short of a skirt there's no chance that I'm not catching whiffs of her girlscent whenever she's around
Bing?
>>583362552>nigras can’t comprehend angles or the fact that the jacket itself might have gotten longer or is just stretched out
>>583363537We're all a bunch of uncs and it's sunday morning
students should wear microskirts at Schale
I am not an unc
I am unc
Why doesn't gookako anon. Want to fuck Ako?
Zoomers are turning 30 next year, meaning everyone in this thread that claims to be older than zoomers are uncs!
>>583364306no I'll be 25I'm young still! 25 is young!
>>583362396How could you even find a Christian club?
I’m just gonna say it.
>>583363809That's why I woke up at 5am to go for a walk. Only old people and the odd jogger are out at those hours.
40 is still young....
>>583364463on /bag/ obviously
Anyone got the updated Affection chart?
>>583362102How easy it is to dismiss any opinion other than yours.
>>583364708If holy woman why does she make me want to sin?
>>583359931>arona vs chewy fistfight on top of avant guard
Whose big fluffy fox tail are you gonna choose, /bag/?
>>583364803
>>583363740>t. autist who can't take a joke
>>583363256These accusations won't stand without proof, sensei.
https://magma.com/d/ClCYRVnN4shttps://magma.com/d/ClCYRVnN4shttps://magma.com/d/ClCYRVnN4sThe aggie is still open, come draw
>>583365003It's not sinning if it's missionary position for the sake of procreation while holding hands
Students who would like a Christian side hug?
>>583362552Why did they change the sprite to begin with? I guess it's a more dynamic pose but there was literally nothing wrong with the original
>>583365003not a sin if married
>>583365276gulim wanted to own the whole club idk if he did her too
soft and plump
I love these nuns.MariSakurako.The blue one.Wappi.
>>583365272https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Trinity_General_School
>>583365268Biting that ass
>>583365276Probably for flavor, cause you wouldn't be able to tell she's a music freak in the original.
say her name
>>583365474literally made for blowing raspberries
>>583365560Yours
Possessive pronoun
>>583365560belongs to me
>>583365276As far as I know in the past it's happened when they wanted to add more expressions and sprite variations, and the original artist was unavailable or they didn't want to use them anymore. Mostly happened with japanese artists who were contracted for some of the characters.But I see Tsumugi was done by Paruru, so it's a mystery.
>>583365560蒼森 ミネ
>>583362396
>>583365476I opened this perfectly in sync with the crescendo to a deadmau5 song I had playingspooky
>>583365476The one thing I don't like about the stage is where is no angle where you get a good look at all 3. It's the same problem with the Tea Party table.
Blue Forest
>>583365735>no nut no dryholy shit an eunuch
>>583365560my blue forest
>>583365476God I can't wait for the rerun. I joined JUST after this event.
HAHAHA...No I TRUST MINEMINE WILLSay-Bing!
>>583365910>God I can't wait for the rerun.anon... I...
Sisterhood characters that fetishize breaking their vows of purity?
Hmm mmm
>>583365978why sh'e mad when she dresses like a whore
Headpat your students now or lose their love forever.
>>583366030Don't troll me too hard, I'll cry
>>583364540>joggernever relax around them, bro
>>583365910it already got the rerun, next is going to archiveOn the bright side though, buying welfare elephs for bounty coins will be in by then, and Aomori was a pretty bad farm anyways
Tonight on Trinity GearI lift ten chairs at once after Sunday service to impress SenseiNagi-Chan argues with Saku-Chan on whether or not the Apocrypha belongs in the BibleAnd Seia-Chan sleeps in during Sunday service stating “I’ll catch up with Wednesday service”
>>583365902>>583365735>Hanako bond 100>Scheming eunuchmany such cases
>>583366191>and Aomori was a pretty bad farm anywaysWrong. It was expensive to farm extra, but it gave a shitton from just completing the event point milestone. Guaranteed UE40 after rerun without any farming.
>>583366191Okay, no problem... Just got wait for i.Mari to ever return...
>>583366048none, they aren't celibate and that's a lame fetish anyways desu
>>583366370
>>583366446>no halo
>>583366357She'll rerun when the event gets archived
>>583366048All of them except Sakurako (she doesn't realize she broke them)
>>583365474SENSEI WATCH OUT THEY'RE GONNA FLASH YOU
rare Hinata hours
>izuna's hobby is senseithat's kinda dangerous...
>>583366513Well at least I have the Trinity summer rerun to look forward to...
>>583366278I never got the chair lifting thingIs that some American meme?
>Ongoing session discovered. Please try again later.10+ minutes of this blocked me from logging in to pat. This sucks.
>>583366916She's extensively trained in stealth for the purposes of procreation.
>>583366446>bottle isn't full of piss
>>583366916howdangerous?
>Purportedly ancient documents were published in 1935, claiming Jesus preached and died at age 106 in Shingō village in Aomori Prefecture. This is one of many claims is made in a group of documents known as the "Takeuchi documents" or "Takeuchi manuscript",[258] which claim Jesus did not die on the cross, but rather his brother did and Jesus made his way to Aomori Prefecture via Siberia. According to the documents, Jesus then married a young woman named Miyuko and fathered three daughters.[259] During this time he trained for 12 years and then began to spread Christianity. Historian and literature professor Kokichi Kano [ja] examined the Takeuchi documents in 1935 and proved them modern forgeries.[260][261] His purported grave is in Shingō has become a tourist attraction and 20,000-30,000 visitors see it every year. In June 1964 an annual festival began being held at the gravesite.[258][262][263] Jesus' eldest purported daughter married into the Sawaguchi family and there are still members of that family who claim non-Asian physical characteristics and lineage from Jesus.[259]
>hasumi's hobby isn't actually stuffing her piehole full of parfaits everydayisn't that her whole shtick now?
>>583366916I love it when Izuna is my escort
Don't you guys have phones?
Akane Love!More like Ace Defective
>>583367482Izuna looks like THAT?GUH
>>583367301Hasumi eating all of those cakes is my hobby, not hers
3 more months till my lovely wife...
As I die, know I died happy.
We need to accelerate.
>>583367264>need to get her + bKarin + bNell on the next limited bannnermy pyros...
>>583367628Fit kitty titties...
Just have an insanely breedable ninja around you at all times. What could possibly go wrong?
Nin Nigger
>>583367762nah
Where were all of Sensei's stalkers when Kaiser was getting uppity?
>>583358889crazy how badly every copy of BA fails to get the point
Fuyu is too sexy
>>583368748said no one ever
>>583367762>acceleratingIn this economy?
>>583365474red winter students gone wild
>>583365032izoon obviously
>>583365032sexy Seia
>>583367012A lot of Protestant American church don’t uses pews, they use incredibly sturdy and heavy concert chairs, mainly so that they can move them for other activities within the sanctuary, such as food services, youth services, etc.So a thing teenage men do in order to impress the church girls is to lift as many chair as possible, all at once.
>Reisa isn't being raped right now.
>>583365560Material and non-material possessions of oneself.
birthday fap please
>>583365032Izuna is cute but I want to pick Wakamo.
SAKURAKO IS PURE!DO.NOT. FAP!
>>583365070>Noa Iroha and Ui higher than most main story charactersInteresting to think about. Also Serina.
>>583369336>implying
>>583369415She is just being cute.
granny
Doki Doki Kyuuun
My PVP experience.
>>583369336
>>583369069Mine uses normal pews but has chairs for the top part so I get it
Imagine if each school have their own central bank and currency
>>583369179slapping my dick on Wappi's rude wappers
>>583369415I'm popping her alright
>>583368748A concerning amount of people are saying this.
concern mentioned
>>583365070>28 Umika Impressive
Mika love
>>583369415What a whore
>>583370361i.Wappi activates the most feral breeding instinct in me, it's ridiculous. i.Mari just as much.
>>583370361what would that changing room smell like?
>>583370361Two sluts and a whore.
>>583370521i.Mine just as much
Imagine gifting Reisa rape during her birthday.
>>583365560MIKE JONES
Imagine
Dis you?
>>583370374man who the hell bends like that while patting a cat?
>>583370721
>>583370856Chubby Yuuka......Yes please!
>>583370674Open the door bro. We promise we won't rape you.
>>583370889she's not petting himshe's giving him a nose kiss
why are trinity students like this
>>583370856I have another calculator who doesn't make me ask.
>>583370361idol ass
>>583365476I've only had all 3 show up naturally once since the original event
>>583371112Is it IC of Mika to slutshame people?
>>583371112I can't fucking tAKE it i need to be in anime world and have sex with big anime tits God polease please hitler i;m tired hitler please
>>583371112Sagsuki is purer than the tea party combined
>>583371125>>583371129>>583370572>>583370374>>583370361>>583369650>>583367482
>>583370945
STOP LEWDING TRINITY GIRLS!
>>583370856Absolutely
Koharu would say that
>>583371317Trinity girls wear cow bikinis like it’s normal!
Do what do you even do in this situation?
>>583370674The line of Seias reminds me of King Crimson getting requiem'd.
>>583370572
Time to dump my Sakurako folder ..... Tfw I only have like 5 pics.
>>583371227can relate
None of the nuns are quite aware just how erotic they are and that's part of what makes them so erotic.
>>583371317They literally do it for us
>>583371409>Do what do you even do
>>583370674
>>583371417kek.Somewhere during the infinite death cycle is a Seia ready and waiting to rape.
spreading Nagisa's labia majora
Is Sakurako a good girl?
Wappi's brappi...
>>583371409finish inside
>>583371317Is she calling me a nigger?
>>583369536Sakurako Blssed ammunition.
>>583371481Aru would try to hit the smooth criminal stance and fall on her face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqqWTfVz7jAI'm following this guide and the 2nd crane cheese literally doesn't work HERUPU ME
You're all fucking horny, go buy a h-game and fap or something.
I want to fuck someone like Sakurako so bad irl
You know what we REALLY need? To go back to silly L2Ds. So yes, I want Tsumugi's to be in full makeup and go full growling
>>583371861GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SCHOOL YOU DIRTY NIGGER!HELLO VALKYRIE? REMOVE THE COLORED TRASH PLEASE!.....Racist girls make me hard
>>583372182same, I wish teenage women were real
>>583372208I want them to record an actual death metal song to play in her event.
>>583372215Interesting thing is Koharu would in fact say this
>>583372292teenage? I want a refund, gooNexon
What we need is to post more Sakurako.For every WAPPI that gets posted I beat up a muslim.
Good morning fellow white men
>>583372459it's pm already
>>583372119Im in that in-between time where i just fapped but i know im going to do it again in like 30 minutes so im just shitposting for now
>>583372459Good morning saar
POST MOTIVATIONAL IMAGES, I'M STILL PROGRAMMING
more like goon morning amirite
Sakurako and WAPPI posting is all you need for motivation
>>583371954Wappi would own a poster in her room that says "Bless this mess".
>>583372428WAPPI
>>583372746How do I get a tradwife demonlord?
>>583372459STILL WAITING FOR JIRAI HIBIKI BY THE WAY
>>583372459Morning.
>>583372119>>583372546I can't speak for other anons but I'm LITERALLY fapping right now>make Sakurako in black leotard anal AI slop>fap a bit>switch to thread>read>make new image>fap a bit again>switch to tiktok>watch some reels>make new image>fap a bit once again>switch to instagram>watch some reels>make new image>once again fap some>switch to my farming bot on warcraft>make new wappi image>fap some moreI can't help it
>>583372071I don't see any cheese.Why not just use dHaruka+sSeia? Seems simpler
>>583372428
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THE WAPPI SHIT COMES FROM?IT was around even before the idols. How is it related to Sakurako?
>>583373119wappi~
>>583373119Read the story and hear her lines.
>>583372746I like this artist.
>>583373072No dHaruka and I'm already borrowing ogogiI think the timing is off in the video iroha's damage triggers too early
>>583373112Nigga post English!
>>583372793I dunno if that's all I needmaybe if I had Wappi waiting for me after w*rk...
퇴직희망서 본인은아래와같이퇴직을희망합니다.20XX년xx월성명:
>>583373335this really was our racist archive
>>583373314Somehow I don't have regular Sakurako.Only the idol version.
Global localised Wappi into uwu...
I don't have Sakurako or her alt.
>>583372643that's every morning for mefirst thing I do every day for 15 years is beat it like a maniacI've probably had less than a month's worth of days where I didn't do it
>>583373469She says it in the idol version too...
[MOE]TWINKLEMAGIC[/MOE]
>>583373112I really need to do that...
>>583373145
her birthday is over
>>583373442Here is the translation of the text into English, formatted in a standard professional style for an email or a document:Letter of Intent to ResignI hereby express my intent to resign as follows:20XX / XX / XX (Year/Month/Day)Name:
>>583373119It's just how they translated Baiii! and Pyororon in JP version>Error: Duplicate file exists. (>>583369575)>>583373314You're not going to find it.>>583373323I mean, just do it like a second later or something
>>583373119she used to say it in the jappo version or something
>>583373480sure as shit better than>baiii
>>583372643>>583373498i really dislike coffee but i can't start my day without fapping first thing in the morning, i can't shower, i can't poop, i can't concentrate, i can't eat, i can't work without first and foremost fapping as soon as a woke upis this normal? idk
>>583373335Ichika would say this.Miyu wouldn't say this.Would Shun say this?Mutsuki would say this.Seia would say this.Koyuki would say this.
>>583373642That's a weird mating call
>>583373709well my wappigoon is ot
i hope you went to church todaythe rapture is coming
This pic made me spark Wappi when she first came out
UwU
Anyone have the soundpost of Sakurako's VA saying wappi! a bunch of times?
>>583373939Wasn't the rapture Evangelist Zionist fanfiction?
>>583373709I live in the United States.I have 11 more hours of Sakurako.WAPPI
>>583373864Wrong!Koyuki would say a second E.
>>583373838
WAPPI~
If Hanae was in Pray-Ball Mine should've been in Say-Bing
>>583374039No?It’s literally from the Book of Revelation, perhaps the popular interpretation of the Rapture came from those type. But the Rapture is very much a real thing in Christianity
>>583370721I only have 1 parfait this year but I've got 20 cakes and 20 of the health food thing for idol wap
are you gonna make it through next week?
>>583373335This could have been a friendly "nigga" but Seia made the choice to steer it into a hard R.
>>583373119https://youtu.be/ZKVVxYfk7Y0Wappi, pyololong, UWU!
Hina owes me praises
>>583373119>He didn't pull for ISakurako
Which students would make you go to church every Sunday?
>>583374318>Objective: SabaibuT-thanks Hikari....
Hina owes me a kiss
>>583374318Hikari: Arigato Sensei…!Noble 6 Sensei: I aim to please!
I want Kisaki to look at me like trash and step on my dick.
>>583374318>30 more years until pension
>>583374772guh
>>583373752>is this normal? idkno
>>583374039No the rapture is mentioned multiple times in the Bible.It also mentions Jews are the synagogue of Satan.WAPPI
>>583374445I'd make my students go so that's not a concern
>>583374794
>>583374303The Rapture Is Not in the Bible>The word rapture—nor the doctrine of the secret rapture—is not found in any Bible translation. >Moreover, no Christian believed or mentioned the doctrine of the rapture in any Christian literature prior to 1830, and the vast majority of Christians and Christian denominations today do not believe or teach the doctrine of the rapture.The Origin of the Rapture>The origin of the doctrine of the rapture begins with the Scottish minister Edward Irving (1792–1834). >Irving’s church was a mixture of a High-Church Catholic structure and a very charismatic culture of speaking in tongues. >In 1832, the Church of Scotland dismissed Irving from his position as minister for his charismatic teachings. >Irving then formed the Catholic Apostolic Church. >Irving’s movement grew and became the basis of modern-day Pentecostalism.>In 1830, during one of Irving’s sessions, a young Scottish girl, Margaret MacDonald, fell into a trance. >After several hours of prophesying, Margaret had a vision that Christ’s return would occur in two phases, not just one. >Christ would first come visibly to only the righteous and would “rapture” them from the earth, and then He would come a second time to execute wrath on the unrighteous in the nations. >This might have gone unnoticed except for the fact that John Darby (1800–1882), an English minister and pioneer of the Plymouth Brethren movement, heard about Irving’s teachings and traveled to Scotland to learn about the secret rapture. >It was Darby who developed the “scriptural” arguments to support the doctrine of the rapture.>What needs to be understood is that for the first eighteen hundred years of church history, no one believed in the rapture; it is relatively modern phenomena that is, in fact, unique and restricted to a few protestant denominations in the Western world. >It is not rooted theologically in the Bible.There, it IS fanfiction
>>583374335Sakurako is a comedy genius but she doesn't realize it yet
>>583374445>NagisaYes, because you and she have to set a good example for the rest of Trinity>MikaShe complains about the obligation all week, but then Sunday morning she's nagging you to go with her>SeiaReally, really doesn't want to go. Lives vicariously through you whenever you go
>>583374772>he thinks he'll still get a pension in 30 years
>>583374303Non-prots do not see the Rapture as people being taken to heaven alive Elijah-style, they also don't see it as a separate event from the Second Coming. So it's generally not treated as a distinct or important enough event on its own.
>>583374772>2X more years until pension>already feeling effects of cognitive declinefuck...
https://youtu.be/4BpDtQm1KpY
>>58337477226 years for me.still a shit ton of time.
There is no pension
Pension isn't real
I can almost see it
>>583375428those tiny tits are real
>>583374949>>583375057The popular interpretation of the Rapture is just that, an interpretation of prophecies from Revelation. I personally don’t believe in the more popular rapture theory, I personally like the idea that the Rapture is happening right now, and the decrease in Christian populations is proof of that. I’m just glad I didn’t have any Rapture anxiety growing up unlike my peers.
>>583375268wow cute poozu
>>583374794>>583374918Do you have any more?.These are funny.
>>583373119I'm a graduate student in Wappi studies so I'll take this one.Wappi's personal story is mostly about her being a bit out of touch and struggling to connect with other students. She has the sensibilities of a grandma.She overcompensates for this by trying too hard. When she tries to smile at people to put them at ease her awkwardness makes it look evil.She tries a bunch of slang to fit in too but everything she knows is ancient gyaru stuff from 20+ years ago. Wappi is an old jp slang based on the English phrase 'world peace'. It's basically "how do you do fellow kids" tier.
>>583374445She’d make me go to the shrines a whole lot, does that count?
>>583375670
>>583374949The word rapture isn't mentioned but a taking event is mentioned many times.For example:Luke 17:34-3734 I tell you, on that night two people will be in one bed; one will be taken and the other left.35 Two women will be grinding grain together; one will be taken and the other left.”37 “Where, Lord?” they asked. He replied, “Where there is a dead body, there the vultures will gather.”
True. You're either hoarding everything like Smaug right now, or you're going out with a bang in 30.
>>583375782>I'm a graduate student in Wappi studiesBond?
>>583375947>Two women will be grinding grain togetheris this biblespeak for lesbianism?
I wanna show the occult girls a baby-summoning ritual
>>583375843Saved.
>>583375563That sounds very forced anon, like finding a triangle on the road, and then trying to make it fit into a random square hole just because.While I do believe in the Second Coming, I think everyone, Christians and Unbelievers, will get fucked beyond beliefs in the End Times, no soft ball for anyone.In fact, I find hard to not suggest suicide during the worst of the End Times when the torture chambers and like 9999 different sickness are released.>>583375947>In Matthew 24:40 (also Luke 17:34), Jesus tells of different scenarios of one being taken away and the other being left behind. >Those who believe in the rapture use this passage to show that the righteous will be raptured from the earth, while the wicked are left behind to face Yahweh’s judgment. >But this is reading a lot into what it means to be “taken away.” >Since there is no mention of direction or the nature of being taken, one must look at the context for understanding. >Before this verse, Jesus states that His return will be like it was in the days of Noah. >Then He tells the story of what happened in the days of Noah: all of humanity who were wicked were swept away by the flood, while those who were left behind were the righteous, who continued to live on the earth. >So, in the context of the story of Noah, it is a blessing to be left behind on the earth; being taken away means to be taken away in judgment.>Throughout the context of this passage, Jesus uses judgment language reminiscent of the Babylonian destruction of Jerusalem and the exile of the Israelites. >Those who were taken away into exile were the ones judged by Yahweh, whereas those left behind were the remnant who received grace. >Furthermore, Jesus’ teaching in the Parable of the Weeds (Matt 13:36-43) confirms this interpretation. >In the parable, the Son of Man sends His angels to gather up the children of the devil and throw them into the fiery furnace, whereas the wheat is left behind.
>>583374772sex
What would be the implication of the rapture having already come and gone, with almost no one having been worthy of paradise?
>>583376280
/Bag/Bible study Archive General.
>>583376552
>>583376347Bro...Everything goes in the square hole...
>>583374772>supposedly 38 years until retirement>in my gynocratic hellhole women get to enjoy it 5 years earlier>implying I will ever retire considering the birthrates and wave of 3rd worldersd-damn...
I haven't been to church in like 15 years.
>>583376552Certain church denominations do believe in that, they came after The Great Disappointment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment
>>583376772that's why the square hole is uselesssquares are sluts
>>583376552If no human was worthy I'm sure Lucifer would show up to gloat.
>>583376552You do not enter Heaven by merit, nobody does. You enter it by grace, that is to say by forgiveness from God. Regardless of what you think of your personal salvation, to think that only a tiny amount of people will be saved is to despair in God's mercy, which is exactly what Judas did.
>>583376793You made Mari angry
>>583376890Since when was Koyuki this sexy
>>583375670I think there's an edit of the unamused guy on Splash Mountain.
>>583376552Some people believe this.However I believe they are full of shit man children nihilist.
How would the Arius students react to reading the Book of John?
>>583373709so who is going to be the next OP
>>583373741>You're not going to find it.He said>hear her linesWhere it does appear obviously.
All Christians believe that they will be raptured when Christ comes again. It's just that protestant heretics believe that Rupture is a separate event from the Second Coming.
What Blue Archive character should I replace Dale with in this picture?
>>583376172>>583360119
>>583377243Kaya.She'll be green damage sHanako.
>>583377439Rana
>>583377439I think there's already a Koyuki edit.
>>583373709WAPPI!
Happy sunbing
>>583376919So if a man rapes and murders a non-Christian little girl. On the rapist’s execution, the man genuinely repents and gives his heart to Christ. When he is executed, does he go to Heaven, while the non-Christian girl does not?
>>583376919St. Vincent Ferrer is on record as saying that, of 33,000 men who died in the same hour, two went to heaven and three went to purgatory. Man is an evil creature and the odds are not good
>>583376552Aside from the already mentioned Great Disappointment, there's also a doctrine called:>The sermon of the fewIt's literally:>Bible: Blackpill EditionIt argues that about only 0.001% of the humanity will be saved, or even less, and that statistically speaking the odds are so low that pretty much in the practical sense, everyone will end up in Hell.Even if you accept Jesus and follow the teachings, you WILL mess up something and end-up in Hell anyway despite being a believer.It came from a Sermon in 1740, the main idea was trying to motivate people into trying harder to save others, but actually had the opposite effect and demoralized so many members that it became a controversial sermon.You can listen to it on youtube, the commentaries in the video are really fucking depressed and tons of people went ahead with suicide because of it.
>>583377439Makoto
>>583377392No such thing, wappi is not in any voice line until idol Sakurako. (and the first ever voiced wappi is in one of the group song)
>>583377535Who?????
Mikabros... I'm gonna make it
>ichika swimsuit and kasumi swimsuit l2d>sensei did you know i could rape you right where you stand and no one would save you>haha just kidding unless?why are they BOTH like this
>>583377748Prana's twin sister
>>583377587The killer still has to do his time in hell for the murder, but he will be allowed into heaven once his penance is complete as opposed to staying there forever. The girl just goes to purgatory.
RW event where they release THE plague by mistake fucking when?
>>583377650>if you mess up even ONCE you will go straight to hell, no backsies, no forgiveness, do not pass go, do not collect $200What is it with protties and re-inventing heresies that were quashed 1200 years ago?
>>583377895Arona?
>>583377697>until idol SakurakoAre you going to pretend that's a different person?
Did someone say Bible Black Edition?
>>583377986If the plague is Saya's cunny concoction I'm in
>>583377986The undeath plague?
>>583377202How would Iori react to reading the Book of Job?
>>583378050What, like the bible written in ebonics?
>the concept of hell is literally just a greek mistranslationhow do trinitykeks respond?https://youtu.be/xLjYOekImBA&t=1646
>>583377995Can you fucking read what the original post is about?>IT was around even before the idols. How is it related to Sakurako?
>>583378260sex
>>583378505Canon size
>>583378505GUH
>>583377597Neither Ferrer nor Bernard (whose authority he relies on in this quote) are saints to me (I'm Orthodox, from an Orthodox country so not a larper). But even if they were, he was quoting an unnamed bishop (who was not a saint of any church) saying that an unnamed archdeacon told him all that. That is not revelation from God, that is hearsay.
>>583377908Then what of the thief who was crucified along with Christ? A vile man who repented at his resting place, then Christ allowed him to be the first man to enter the kingdom of heaven after the veil has been torn. He had done nothing but repent to Christ, and got a first class ticket to Heaven.
>Ran out of Sakurako pics>Too lazy to get moreKanoe is close enough.
>>583378253I'm not here to read.
>>583378854Weird looking canoe
>>583378505These might be a little too big
Trinity girl vaginas.
>>583378927dangerous
Purgatory as a concept is a cope by certain Christians because they can’t accept that morally good secular people won’t go to heaven.
>>583377990Is not even protestant doctrine bro.>In his famous sermon "The Little Number of Those Who Are Saved," Saint Leonard of Port Maurice cites a terrifying private revelation or tradition suggesting that only a tiny handful are saved, while the rest are damned.>Statistically speaking, less than 0.0152% of the population are saved on any given day.Core Thesis: >Saint Leonard argues that the majority of adult Christians in Catholic or Christian societies are damned because they fail to do adequate penance and live in habitual mortal sin.Biblical Parallels: >He points to biblical events—such as only 8 people saved in Noah's Ark, 4 escaping Sodom, and only 2 out of 2 million Hebrews entering the Promised Land—to argue that the path to heaven is very narrow.The 33,000 Figure: >The specific mention of 33,000 highlights the shocking disproportion of souls lost versus saved, emphasizing the strictness of God's judgments and the need to wake people from spiritual complacency.>This means only a 0.0152% salvation rate.The Ultimate Message: >Despite the grim numbers, Saint Leonard clarifies that damnation is never God's primary desire or a matter of blind fatalism; rather, anyone who repents, avoids mortal sin, and sincerely follows God's commandments can attain salvation through free will.
>>583378927>Towering Pillar of Hats
>>583378881>Read_nigga_read_Karin.jpg
I don't know man. I kinda don't trust Man to interpret the word of God accurately.
>>583378881
>>583379215What a sweet girl
>>583379215Grandma's having another episode...
>>583379215
>>583378505Ew
After playing the uncensored version of Sinisistar 2, the main character started reminding me of Sakurako.I can never look at Wappi the same way again.
>>583379435There's a censored version?Why?
>>583378670It's not literally doctrine, anon, it's an illustrative point regarding humanity's unrepentant sinfulness. Despite the absolution of confession and the Grace of the Holy Sacrament, despite the fervent faith of his time, very few men make it into heaven because we are by-and-large sinful creatures. Salvation is quite easy to achieve, with God's Grace, and the path is well-laid out and easy to follow, but most still fuck it up
>>583379549It's on steam. You can get the uncensored patch easily.>>583379527Kek
>>583379212This is exactly why I don't follow a major religion despite acknowledging the concept of divinity. I believe that the purest path to divinity is the one forged by the individual.
>>583379527She needs to be holding a book.
s'mika
>>583379839I want to pat the fuck out of her
is we gettin a stinulousgsc shutdownis they cuttin food stamps
who
>>583379972this but unironicallyis we getting freebies on global next week? I need another tenner from a webevent
>>583380184If you ask nicely you will get a tenner for archive banner
>>583380018rrat
>>583380372it was mimori
>>583380018Cyber Green
>struggle against a fag in PvP>copy his defense>someone else figured how to counter it on me>ez dub every time nowit's that shrimple
>>583380586>>583380603only off by one letter
Sunday
/bag/ be like we hate vtubers! also here's vtuber memes we use as regular slang
why she is so white
>>583380905Which one? I want to know if I've been using it ignorant of its origin.
>>583381009Because shes proud
>>583381009she's hyperborean
>>583381009The Japanese are Honorary Aryans
>>583381009Pure Hyperborean lineage.
>>583380812It's okay aoba at least we have.... One more day ....
>>583381009Akane looks like a nigger next to her, lmao.
If there's a doujin decrease in Winter Comiket we declare code red and start selling our accounts, right?
>>583381397how can you even sell the world?
Which main story group is more chuddy, the Gehenna Renaissance Committee or Hyakkaryouran?
>>583379527>my ears are up here
>>583381397who is the GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS of blue archive
Shady coke in a bathroom stall with Tsumugi before our rager
>>583381562>hyakkaryouran>chudswhat
>>583380671Sakurako is smart?
Chudko doesnt represent the whole movement
>>583381009Akane is french, Nagoos is finn
>chuddy
>>583377764grats anon, you're going to be our 2nd Mika with b100 at this rate
>>583381817Karen, your GOAT is also a massive chud
>>583381397Snake Sensei casually slamming students on the ground as a greeting/CQC training.
>>583381870Why are Mongolians so white?
>>583381009She's the protagonist of Blue Archive Asian fantasy land.
we are proud chuddies here nigga
> ickyNigga you watch vtubers.
>>583381980Why is every /vt/ person a schizo?I remember that one thread where 1 guy replied to himself 500 times.
>>583381943surely there's at least 5 in this genny
>>583380812Just got to get through one more week.
>>583382193You think they're schizo's, they're just 3rd worlders.
>>583382281pat pat pat
FUCK CORN
>>583381769>NagusaPure white heritage and is proud of it >KikyouThe ideal tradwife and Yamato Nadeshiko>Renge>YukariSpent V5C1 trying to revive the extremely Imperial Japan-coded military group arguing its needed to fight foreign and domestic threats
Renge will be relevant one day
Gee I sure hope I get ANYONE but Miyako. I hate students like her the most after all.
>Renge
>>583382383Deal!
>>583382512>Got a canon sex scene with her bond itemAlready is.
>>583382193>>583382117I'm not even from /vt/ and I only watched 3 vtubers as background noise when I work, but still that behavior was icky dude, literally I don't have any other way to describe it.Like if I walked into watching something I shouldn't.It's was like seeing your parents naked or walking into male-only naked sauna, the same kind of feeling.
God I would fucking KILL ALL OF YOU to turn time back exactly 4 years
I don't see the problem.
>>583382660I ain’t going back to the Biden administration bro…
>>583382512Her L2D is the best in the game, so she won. Go next.
>>583382557FUCK
>>583382302Just one more week, three more months, and 45 more years...Heh...
>>583382660I would kill YOU specifically for no reason at all, fuck YOU
>>583382660DO IT YOU FAGGOTYOU WON'T
This is what a winner's l2d looks like.
>>583381980Imagine the masculine high of knowing that your mere existence ruined an entire audience's enjoyment of a streamer.
>>583382660I would unironically break you in half, try it retard. And then I'd go buy a lotto ticket.
>>583382660>4 yearsAlright Nox.
Rengebros...
>>583383010woah we have a badass over here
>>583382936atsuko bros...
someone link me a cool hasumi keychain to buy
You have 10 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>>583383010hoooly reddit
>>583382632Renge is too pure for sex, I just tied her ribbon and played games with her
>>583382660You think you can defeat me??
>>583382660Do it pussy
>>583383193Hina patina
>>583382660YOU CAN'T KILL ME I'M THE STRONGEST!
>>583383010updooted
how broken would a green armor tank be in pvp?
>>583382770>>583382557my neck
>>583383305she would be very green
>>583383305Your Kaya counter?
What would your first time with Sakurako be like?
>>583383576>Personally I don't care>Says the faggot blogging essays about vtubers in /bag/
>>583383746multiple nakadashis
When next stream?
>>583384054On the date they set in the future probably
>>583384047Hey
>>583384105genius
>bought the Aru figma >status: in-stock>still haven't got the notice to pay for my order so they can finally ship it to mewhat the fuck
>>583384105retard
>>583384105regenius
>>583384145>>583384257>>583384269
Walnutset
resetkaede
saibaset
treeset
resetalice!
mikaset
No reset today
resetarona
Suouset
ChibiSet!
shuroset
coom in doomrope in hope
>>583384356>>583384358>>583384359>>583384360>>583384361>>583384363
>>583384354>those SRT swimsuits will never be ingamewhat a waste
BRING ME RIOSET
>>583384382This is your 4th best one yet
latesetit's not my fault! they reset my cookies!
>>583384413
>>583384413NoBring Kanpeki back
>>583384354>>583384365>>583384368>>583384371>>583384373>>583384562DIE
I feel bad for Miyofags jfc
>>583384173Amiami? I had the same thing a while back when sWakamo was getting re-stocked.Stopped checking for a few days assuming they were going to bill me closer to the estimated shipping and then when I remembered to check my order had been fucking canceled and I was sweating bullets since they used to be REALLY quick to blacklist you over that.Thankfully came back up on sale shortly after AND she dodged customs, so worked out okay.
>>583384619No
he's still talking bruh
just report it
I askedI care
>>583384803Why are you pouring milk over Hina's forehead?
>>583384794It's so obviously one person it's easy to write him off. I don't know how that brick of text passed my filters, though.
miyofag is quickly becoming worse than fuukaface posters
>>583384798my order was bundled with a pre-owned figure and another order (a jap transformer) but they were all shown to be in-stock so I guess the issue must be with one of them.I had been using amiami on and off for over 10 years I think and this is the first time they did something to this to me.
>>583376836I was afraid that link's gonna go to my wikipedia page
nigga NO ONE is going to read that shit
just lost 350 AP because i forgot to claim weeklies
AAAWWW LAWD!!!!
>>583385030Are you hoarding for normals..? Just click Claim All
>2 purplesSuck it, gogurtgang
>>583385030
I miss the crab, way more fun this shit ass JFD
>>583385150>Are you hoarding for normalsyes
>>583384794nah, we need another miyo schizo where one will endlessly scream about miyofags and "forgot your miyopic" over gayfaggot posts
>>583385189I'll suck on my superior drop. Heehee
finally, no one can say that we are the worst posters anymore! not that it was ever true
I got 0x Karin eleph and 1x Iori elephToday's NiggaYield is 1 Niggacoinvery meager yield today
>>583385189total gogurt supremacy
>>583385287>gayfaggot postsWe already have mikafags and gookakofags for that
Photoshopped
>>583385556found the monkey
>>583382557>>583382770LOL
You wouldn't fuck a chibi but you don't get a choice
>>583385556https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/mikafags%20gookakofags/It's kinda funny to watch this guy try to start a 'thing' in real time.
>there are mongs itt that actually spent permits on welfare students HEEHEE
>>583385783
>>583385783Suou mentioned
>>583385783Firefox bros...
>>583385635cope
>>583386062me on the right
Fuck
>>583382660
>>583386062LETS GO JUSTIN!!!!
Use this pic for the next thread
>>583386129How did you get this picture of me?
gookako breadmany are asking for this
>>583385801I find it ironic that the schizo is obsessed with them, he's unironically acting more faggoty than whatever he's accusing them of.
Students with aura
>>583386427looks masonic
Miyu status?
>>583386087I fuck this daily
>>583386573I have ue40 pjNoa
>>583386087Why is Misaki eating Patrick Star?
>>583386621I made this post
>>583386573GA wakaboat is blue/purple/red innit?
>>583385783>>583386116It's ok firefox user, I know that feeling
>>583386745why is this her hottest fanart? i swear the rest do nothing to me
>>583386116who invited Suou
>>583386825public stuff is peak
>>583386573almost 4*
>>583382660>miyacuck
>>583386745guh
>>583387071who the fuck is this
>>583387002This one brings a smile to my face. She's so cute.
>>583386752>>583386704that's not the point
>>583386752YehHope you groids and raised your mmmmoi
>>583387071I'm repeating myself but it would be really funny if the shupos+Aoba tried getting clearance somewhere by stealing Suou's coat and sitting on top of each other's shoulders, with Aoba on top pretending to be Suou
>>583387002do you guys think the life after death is better? there's no way it gets worse after all that, right?
Is this enough sweating?
>>583387002>>583386745>>583386087FOID detected
posting the important stuff before imeji eos
>>583387257if existence itself is a burden to you, you're fucked no matter what
chisethat's the post.
Who is the most sigma blue archive?
>>583387257>there's no way it gets worse after all that, right?I hope not but you never know.personally I hope my personal afterlife is some sort of Kivotos-esque existence but I am not in a hurry to find it out.
>>583387452sex
>>583387452
>>583387471G U H
>>583387524...
Which Blue Archive has the stinkiest cunny
>>583387471>nobra
>>583387471Azusa new content when?
>>583387395I'm not suicidal or anything, the life itself is okay but the circumstances in which I get to live are grim
>>583387524You're OLD
(𐫱,ó ヮ ó„)Yukari—————————————-I am Yukari!
>>583387616I wonder
>>583387702finally a good fucking post
halfway there!
>>583387702abhorrent post
>>583387702her voice ruins the character
>>583387813Wappers
>>583387702Average post
>do cShiroko's momo>can see every fucking pixel on her spriteI know they have the good PNGs somewhere, why the fuck won't they fix this
Niggaset
What is this nigga doing? Does Kisaki and Himari increased cost recovery even stack?
>>583387813halfway to 50, maybe
>>583387996>Does Kisaki and Himari increased cost recovery even stack?no
>>583387672junior idol event when? Sora and Kokona need more appearances
>>583387867GORANKUDASAI, SENSEIUMI DESUNO!!UMI!!!!!
next OP should be Walnut
>>583387996Is this what rank 800 PvP looks like? Soul.
>>583387813Sakurako Love!Wappi!
>>583387702her voice enhances the character
>>583388227>>583388227>>583388227
>>583385783>>583386116
