Previous: >>583347125>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Tachyon LOVE
we lost
>>583358571WE GOT KEKED AIEEEEEESTOOOP
L'arc status?
Nothing to be kinda nice about
>>583358571IF YOU ARE READING THIS JOIN UMATISMWE HAVE 2 SPOTSEVERYONE WELCOME TO JOIN>>583358320look i know we lost, but was the autistic melty really necessary here?
WHERE ARE MY APOLOCARATS
I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter
what did we learn
wheres the alarm clocks
>>583358484It's THE profitYanko will make more money in 2-3 years of breeding than he made in during his entire racing career
Woke up hours early for nothing. Dammit Japan just throw in the towel.
>jp can win usa races>but can't win frog racesi don't get it usa bros are we chumps!?
>>583358705That Lovcen will win the arc next year
this is NOT a marvelous sunday....
the retard jinxed it when he said mesho tabooroo
nip umas are like A+ rating debuffers in a UF lobby, only slows down and block everyone else
Orfevre sucks
Venus Pacques sama...I kneel....
ok I've had enough of shitting on the japanese and frontRETARDS already. I'm done. I'm calm. I'm chilling. I'm alive.
Alright wise guy. How would (YOU) win the L'arc with a Japanese race horse?
Final result>1. Daryz>2. Bay City Roller>3. Diamond Necklace>4. Friendly Soul>5. Kalpana>6. Maltese Cross>7. Varandir>8. Thundering On>9. Benvenuto Cellini>10. Minnie Hauk>11. Admire Terra>12. Chestnut Rocket>13. Arrow Eagle>14. Meisho Tabaru>15. Saddad>16. Bright Light
fille de cheval jolie derby WHEN
>>583358753EUgods
Sing, you fools. Sing for the world's ending!https://youtu.be/DbKc5E1Cka8>>583358705That Kitasan Black is a coward?
>>583358484>Is the breeding business that much more profitable?No fucking shit lmao, it's the real end game for these creatures, not the silly races, that's just to give people a reason to have their mares get fucked.
>>583358705The Japanese are to be bullied
*wipes off cold sweat*phew, I don't have to jack off to ryan...
If you put every girl in umamusume (in their prime) into this race, would any of them have beaten daryz?>>583358778sad but true..
They need to focus on Orfevre genetic line for future Larcs. Orfevre was Japan's best bet ever.
/ourhonse/ Lovchad will win L'Arc next year trust
SAY IT WITH METHERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR
next year will be better
>>583358823Train them during typhoon season.
>>583358823run double debuffer hoguri?obviously?its a perfect track for it
>>583358832my man Terra
>>583358898SAYITWITHMETHIS WAS THE LAST TRUE L'ARCFROM HERE ON OUT IT'S SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY AS THE RULES HEAVILY CHANGETHIS WAS THE LAST CHANCE EVER TO WIN AT TRU L'ARC
>>583358863>gyarus
>>583358924
Daryz is a cute horse
>>583358823stop sending dahby frauds and only participate when there's washed competition
>>583358863Yes.>race began>Kris S break Daryz legs>Kris S wonnedNow where's my toaster
Atleast I only lost my feelings... Not like the anon who lost 1k euros...
>>583358778>nips send front runner nice neichas that gas out after 800m and debuff and brock on their way to the rear
>>583358770As promised, some Ryan blowjob https://files.catbox.moe/4cz4ag.png
>>583358832oh, the longer clip really exposes how fucking SHIT they were
>>583358863bets on prime Brian or Orf finally getting her shit togetherwith pasa and festa as wild cards again
>>583358832>11th and 14thdamn, even my nature debuffer finishes 9th...>>583358976why do gyarus always have white fever?
>>583359008thanks bwo, but ive already seen that onestill hot though
>>583358823I don't think I can afford to play Project L'Arc
>>583358765Let's see him actually win the kikua sho first
nice bog S japs
>borefevre
>>583358976On my way
>>583358832>14th
jp niggas saw frau du nord exploding after frontrunning the bogchamp and said yea lets do it again next year
>>583358832>frontcucks
>>583358823Clone Orfevre. He lost only to Treve. There is no Treve anymore. No one could stop the Japan's GOAT this time around.
>>583358832minnie bros....
>>583359139Logowife
>>583359008w-wow
>>583358832>Everyone focuses on Tabaru, Terra is a joke>Terra finished higher than TabaruAlright, please head to your obligatory crucifixion for doubting our hero
>>583358571EXPLODE
>>583359008those side hair flaps would be great handlebars
>the summit seats are like 80 eurosthat's nothing wtf
>>583358975>yeah bro no allowing great horses in the race just because they don't have balls actually increases the quality of the race???
Prime Mihono Bourbon eats 20m power trainings for breakfastBourbon would've won L'arc
sex ryanryan sex
>>583359008Ryan's not that fat
>>583358832>meisho kwabaru
>>583358832JP horses need to run a power card. this 2 speed 1 stam meme isnt cutting it
>>583359151daryz is treve 2
>It's Sunday
Lovecen is going to front run l'arc and win
>>583359070Seen it before? Bwo I commissioned it and never had it posted on here and artist never posted it either Where did you see it
JPbros we'll have to wait til Daryz retires before we can resume planning how to win a LArc.....
>>583358705Front runner is a shit strategyEndGODs when are we getting our due?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3BHyOhVXmEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3BHyOhVXmEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3BHyOhVXmE
just let gold ship run it again he's only 17 he can still lock in
>>583359170>11th>doubtingthey both sucked donkey dick
>>583359151They did. He's called Justin Turbo
apologise
surely yanko will reclaim japan's glory. lol. lmao.
>>583359272oh no no no no noartist posted paid art on his skeb again
>>583358832what stat builds did the JP horses have here if they were in uma? 500 stam?
>>583359289fuck it, if you put pretty mares at the finish line he'd do it
EU horses just have more 'aura' as the kids say jp chuds can't survive
>>583359243>posting whores
wahey
>>583359289this^^^^^^
>>583358832>lower than the 300:1 chestnutdoto is going to kill this man
>>583359373Medium Front Runner 500 stamina 0 recovery skills all in on early race
frogged
Well well well... El is still the closest Japan ever got to winning, after all these years...
>>583359394silence
I just lost 500 bucks because of kwabaru.Umas for this feel?
>>583359231she will be after drinking my seed
K N E E L
>>583358823If you don't want to specifically train a horse for L'arc, then you'll need someone that can naturally do good, looking at past attempts, Orfevre, Nakayama Festa, Deep Impact, all backliners, so it's clear they need a strong turn of foot for acceleration and fighting the bog.We don't talk about pasa, he was a freak.I would honestly just gamble on Orfevre hell spawn, that horse was monstrous, or send a dirter.
>>583358832Which site did you get the placings beyond 13? Racing Post had 1 up to 13 only and i don't like skimming through ads
>>583359394mwahey
Welp, I could wake up for the Prix, my only hope is that everyone especially Tabaru and Terra are safe after that race and can also return just fine, as usual if your favorite won, congrats, if they didn't may next Prix go better, going back to bed but not without wishing you all another Marvelous Sunday!Congratulations for Daryz for his back to back victory!
>>583359451>mexican larper from Kentucky
>>583359451Because he was bred to be a L'arc contender thats why
In my mad quest for a Fuku armor ace, I have now resorted to a 4 speed, stam and wit deck. It is demoralizing
>>583359451El had the best strategyJust stay in France all year and train there
>>583359249Wait until Daryz retires -> clone Orfevre -> ??? -> PROFIT!
>>583359243Sex with the one on the leftSex and marriage with the one on the right
>>583359451SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?!
AIEEEE SAVE US DIRT GODS SAVE US FROM THIS DISHONORABU
>>583359501sorry bro every horse that finishes lower than 10th gets glued by defaultgreat dishonor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IuXPQGSInc
meisho danbooru
>>583359223This 100%, his performances on wet turf were way ahead of other jp horses, also because his Grandsire is literally Mill Reef
>>583359548Forever Fraud is still a fraud
>>583358571Daryz stares directly into the camera, cementing that Japan is still too fat for the Arc
>>583359519whats wrong with the classic 3 speed/2 wit?
>>583359545EL TETAS PASA
>>583359457
>>583359449I'd rather be Fin'd than frogged.
>>583359617T. sovereignty
ebayan would have won btw
>>583359629Light Hello is a whore and my own late parents dont give enough stam
these two shitters just blew their chance at being umamusumecygames stock just went down 2pct
>>583359679Nyo
>>583359676Damn this sexy Algerian...
>>583359513I would not say that for his sire side but dam side sure enough can be considered that (even tho Sadler's Wells jobbed at 8th place)
>>583359613that's not her fucking name.
>>583359706Kaneko just withdrew his Umamusume applicationIt's over...
>>583359723nyes
>>583358832MY NIGGA TERRA>no support from JP>almost invisible>everyone supporting Tabaru>placed above TabaruTHATS MY NIGGA
>>583359706Golshispawn get nepo privilege, Meisho Itadakimas is IN
nap until reset to fix sleep schedulefuck your rice shower
>>583359769Kill yourself
>>583359706you say that like we don't have satono diamond in the game
>>583359676My frog queen...
silence suzuka was assassinated by french time travelers because he ushered in an era of JP dominance abroad. he beat el condor pasa. he could've won l'arc...
Can't beat the greats
>>583359587
>>583359486I got it first from a blog post but it looks like he got 12 and 13 mixedhttps://www.racingpost.com/news/festivals/prix-de-larc-de-triomphe/2026-prix-de-larc-de-triomphe-full-result-where-your-horse-finished-at-longchamp-including-each-way-places-aH8wt3n1tXrd/Arrow Eagle finished 12 and Chesnut Rocket 13, I apologize!
ngl, i'm a little embarrassed to be playing this game now.training japanese horses.reading about japanese horses.spending money to buy digital representations of japanese horses.rooting for japanese horses.bwo, they're the jobber region. this would be akin to playing a gacha game revolving around the WNBA or cricket or something.
So...castrate Orfe if he hasn't, and send him as gelding entry next year?
>>583359852her dad owns sega. fuck the rules DIA-CHAN SUPREMACY
>>583359927Cricket is the biggest bat sport in the world btw, by a long way
>>583359927> this would be akin to playing a gacha game revolving around the WNBA or cricket or something.honestly true... like where's the hype in winning CM if I know my girls would just job abroad??
>>583359927We got Yanko so nippon horses are still relevant
7 and I commission more Ryan porn 4 and I give up uma
>>583359927That is why you should be playing SUPIRIOR HORSE RACING simulator instead, ones that let you train much stronger EUROPEAN honses!https://store.steampowered.com/app/2740170/Horse_Racing_Manager/
>>5833594512* shitter uma btw
For all things considered, this was a good month surprisingly. Things ended a lot faster than usual.
>>583359948Castrate Equinox. He legitimately get stronger as he ages>ProofHe jobbed at classic. He's undefeated at Senior Year
>>583359948Cut off Equinox's balls instead. Then he will sweep the arc
>>583359948>castrate Orfe
>>583359948The Tyrant is too old to run the Arc at this point
>>583359927the whole point is the fact that their wins are more significant and impressive than others, bwo...
>>583359008there needs to be more
so what did we learn?
>There are still people that put IRL money on Japanese Horses at the L'Arc
>>583360034i pirated this btw.its pretty good but too easy sadly
>>583359679eh, not enough info to decide outside of him being too heavy for this kind of raceHis sire side is Turf bred so maybe he could win a G1 at a mile or 2k meters but 2.4k meters?>>583359927At least JP racing does not have financial problems like Euro or US (It very much does have its own problems tho)
>>583360062>>583360051LEAVE HIS BALLS ALONE
>>583359874fusu would definitely win the arc
hey
>>583360047First race of the Dancho Cup will be held at November 1st, same as Tenno Sho Autumn though. I better see you there.
>>583359927I mean could be worseYou could be playing a game about american umas having the most prestigious G1s in the world just to get mogged by a nepobaby whose owner just makes vidya for his rice farmer bros
>>583360124Skip larcs when there are very strong frog contenders.
>>583359927>all this damagu controru by butthurt nips in replieskwab
>>583358832>Not even top 10Japan's century of humiliation continues
>>583360012>Soccer: Played globally on a gigantic scale>HandEgg: Played mostly by Americans, but also well liked in Europe>Baseball: Played mostly in America, but also very beloved by Japs>Cricked: Played nearly exclusively by INDIANS, who got infected by it from the british colonizerEPIC BAT SPORT BRO
>>583359451>Elfags claim to fame is losing in a frog race
>>583360137>(It very much does have its own problems tho)like what
>>583359927Anon...trust in Yanko.Dirt supremacy shall bring glory to Japan>>583360051>>583360062That may be better idea
SEIUN HADES WON?
>>583358832If Japan wants to win this at all, they need to use Late Surgers.
>>583359451>and they still feign ignorance about herwhy they hate her so much?
>won't have to sell my soul cygames and yankomanko
no really why can they win in umerica but not in EU?
>>583360250Remove that piercing and marry your trainer you slut
Horse racing in switzerland does well and its also a family event.
Dirt is better anyway
>>583360282kinda huge desu
>>583360326american horses would also job in EU
Everyone itt would make even worse uma protagonists than Kitasan>so focused on the l'arc as if that's the only way to prove nippon is strong>for over a decade btw>forget that you could've been winning hearts and inspiring others to runYou lost by the moment you treat the L'arc as a fix
>>583360158UPDATE THE FUCKING PIXIV YOU WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE AAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS FUCKOS UPDATE CYCLE AND I REFUSE TO FOLLOW HIS TWITTER>>583360132>but too easy sadlyJust like UmaMusume!
>>583360326Cause the fucking track has a 20m incline that kills every single nippon horse. Utmost they got 5m in Tokyo.
>>583360370IT'S MASSIVEI SHOULD'VE WATCHED IT LIVE
>>583360326Dirt vs. Turf, not many hors successfully do both
>>583360282umafraid so
>>583360109Have to find artists who want to do Umamusume porn first, and have them accept a Mejiro Ryan porn request to boot
>>583360410>Cause the fucking track has a 20m incline that kills every single nippon horse
This is the first japanese train horse to win a G1 race overseas.Say something nice about her.
Blast Onepiece any day now...https://youtu.be/p-gLTmzQPug
>>583360364If you want to be the best in the world, you have to be the best on dirt and turfTHAT'S edo spirit
Ok which one of you is this
>>583360282>>583360428
I love my genius wife!Lost the CM again...
>>583360345>He willingly interacts with G*rmans or ze Fr*nch
>>583360465aight, let's find some necromancers
>>583360387this is a torethread, not an uma thread.
>>583360490/uma/ dacchis are 100% here
KEIBA???more likeKAYBYE LOL KEKYPOW ROFLUHMAO
>>583360364>[Really end career?]>[Yes]
>>583360502can't believe I slept through this, damn
>>583360372Gaylo's dad won though
>>583360282Related at all to Sky, or just the same farm?
>>583360483She can hold my fish if you catch my drift
>>583360246Sundayman blood concentration (this is currently being fixed, so give it 10-20 years and should become a no-problem)Yoshida mafia (not literally mafia, but the concentration of power in them and the people around them is obvious)And some professions are seeing shortages of workers, like horse transport driversJRA is seeing an increase in revenue, so it's not like things are going to collapse any time soon
>>583360483Wife and sexo
>>583360282>Regalo del Cieloholy aura...
why didnt the jap jockeys use their alarm clocks?
>>583360597
>>583360630Same owner, Sky line needs a miracle to go on much longer (aka Nishino Daisy needs to pop out a winner)
>>583360630Same owner.
>>5833606805 more days my titty prince.
>>583360489What's Obuhi got to do with edo
>>583360626HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOGA
>>583360489grrr this midget
>>583359272who was the artist?
>>583360695@bourbok make her fat
>>583359927No American horse has ever won L Arc either.
>>583360630same ownerGrandpa Seiun (He got out of the hospital not that long ago)
Oguri Cap (as in peak) would have won, if he ran it by the way
why are you guys so keen on chopping off hornses' balls
Frogged to death https://youtu.be/rwj-Om4T0Ts?t=60
>>583360490That's dancho...
time to crank hog to nipponese horses to dull the (expected) pain.
In honor of Japan's performance at the Arc, I am playing Mahjong
>>583359927Meng i watch jap mma and their fights are spicier than the UFC and their bear-fucking stallers it's about the entertainment first
has the cygames or umamusume twitter commented on this biblical L or are they trying to pretend it didnt happen? they were sponsors of it after all
>>583360210but they always have strong frog contenders
>pissed away 100 eurosmy cope is that if it wasnt for bay city being a nigger tabaru would have placed
>>583360834It's like going from 3* to 5* broNot much but at this point nips have to try everything they can
>>583360924>could've gotten free money with Daryz instead
>>583360680Make sure you smell just right for her.
>>583360924>he betted on a japanese horse
>>583360801if el won the l'arc, would it have been a win for america or a win for japan
>Tabaru is just replaying his dad's careervery funnydon't bet on him at next year's Takarazuka
>>583359272rule34?https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=18719558&tags=mejiro_ryan_%28umamusume%29+it was posted a month ago brochacho
>>583360680who says they didn't?
meisho tabuuruu
>>583361007betting for my is about being rewarded for having faith in something improbable. if the bet is a lock there is no point because the reward is only monetary and that doesnt matter
>>583360680They already reached the limit
>>583360896>ikezoe said that sweep would have a great body if she was a human girl>uma sweepy has the brat body type
>>583361060America don't even care for turf.
>>583360801secretariat and man o war would've won it if they had raced it
but what if you gelded a mare?
>>583360882>it's about the entertainment firstWasn't that the original idea behind the UFC as well? Good pay for everyone involved, no matter if you lose or win, and you get taken care of so you can continue fighting if you get destroyed? Sure, I wouldn't be surprised if the Japs fight in a more fucked up fashion, if I remember wrestling is the same way. Tho the latter is no challenge, considering what a boring "baby kids allowed" faggot fest modern wrestling is.
>ok today i will try to finish the umadex>this appearsWHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE LIMITED PURCHASABLE TICKETSI'M NOW BRICKED FOREVER
>>583361095He'll threepeat trust>>583360680Tabaru used them all to beat Chad du Nord
>>583361115Oh yeah I forgot Whoops
>>583361202KEKAROOO
>>583361060>El wins L'Arc>but we never get our funny spic sidekick and Grass shenanigansWould you?
Tamamo Cross would have beaten these Frogs>>583361202KWAB
Who is the most underrated uma of all time?
post something cute to alleviate the pain
not your trash uma thats for sure
>>583360680MANT ate them allThat's why you better stock them up for upcoming L'arc scenario how much needed for that? 1000?
>>583361268why is there no yandere horse in the game yetdid no owner agree to make their horse a schizo?
>>583361406
>>583361393Air Messiah?
are forever young and equinox the only "japanese" horses that are (currently) noteworthy in racing history?
Japs once again MOGGED by superior grand baguette. Fat fuck amerimutts know to not even show up and even got embarassed by a random Polska-kurvakek who at least had the balls to show up. Daryz would beat prime Rudolf btw.
>>583361202Cope incoming
why don't jap horses just run faster
>>583361431at least as many as you burnt in MANTwhy do you have so few
>>583358571First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 1 open slot.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day for your dailies, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
do you think we can bully John Cygames into giving global more TP pots?
>>583361406>>583361563Why don't "depressed" people just be happy?
will you be having a baguette to celebrate the yearly Japanese humiliation ritual?
>>583361510cute tikezo
What's the longest it took for a club to fill?Can we name and shame them?
>>583361202this is why i cant run double debuffer
>>583361431>Play with AI all day>Train once or twice for the ace every CMI doubt I'll use even 50 clocks
>>583361531Depends on how you count being "noteworthy"
>>583361531>(currently)Yes. Otherwise there is Deep Impact and Contrail, the world's first ever father and son achieving Undefeated Triple Crown
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UPSHOES RUSH IS COMING
LEAVE EBA BITCH TO ME
>>583361542>better keep my ass in murrica or else I'm finished!
>>583360794
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=umamusumebring back your favourite pic and post it here
You know, other countries have strong as fuck horses, so why is their industry or keiba, 1 foot into the grave compared to japan's?You'd think they'd have the same amount of support
A NEW DAY HOMO TRANNIES AAAAAA DIE
Anon, after this burning defeat... Tracen needs (you) to train an Umamamusume to win l'Arc.Who do you pick as your trainee, and what's gonna be your strategy?
yay
FALL LINES ARE IN
>>583361683Plapping Falco for 3h straight everyday until she loses weight
>>583359283You're skipping wit Taishin?
>>583360801>dirt country doesn't care about turfwoah
>>583361683A billion kids, maybe more
I'm moving to france to train the better horses
>>583360326it was the burgers who nuked their cities, so they basically get a spiritual retaliation bonus against everything they compete in
it needed more water
Traina! This is the last day of half tp! Clock those runs in!
>>583361719no gacha games to hook younger and non-wealthy audiences.
get in line cre*k cuck, actual mother coming in
>>583361431I came out of MANT with literal zero clock but now I have 700. Surely I should be fine when larc comes
7 hours of 1/2 URA left
>>583361872>turf country wins the Breeders' Cup
>>583361704
>reading /lgbt/ fagposts>flashbanged YET AGAIN by currenSTOP MAKING THIS MEME REAL
>>583361683better falco unironically
>>583361462Is SIL not yandere enough for you?
>>583361985i thought we established in the previous thread that nippon "turf" is too dry, coarse, and rough compared to the green pastures of europe?
>>583361719Racing to breed mentalityLack of overhead authority to dictate thingsOnly thinking about getting the money as fast as possibleTeam tacticsOld fucks too afraid to change the status quoScandals (both horse-death and juicing the horses)
Just wake up. Any video of the L'arc?already got spoiled
>>583361683It's not the same.. No double chin like the Fatcko...
>>583361406>>583362025daily reminder that WHORREN poster are the worst we currently havethey completely replaced AGNES and SHIPredditor
>>583362025stop reading fagposts
>>583361985Do you know which country won the first ever Japan Cup and lost count of the number of their wins there? Yeah, it's the burgers.
>>583361719in every other country it is essetially the purview of billionaires. owning a horse fucking sucks and is expensive but japan found a way to integrate the masses/women into the sport without making it grosser/more depressing than it already is. it could only have happened in japan
>it's a new dayTime to job 5 more Taishin careers for upcoming cm. Here we go.
>>583361985>can't make a joke about forever young being a massive slut because she's a nepo baby and probably whores out trainers instead
(base) Oguri star piece today
>>583362097menhera =/= yanderei want an uma who will do everything to keep me away from her peers
you guys DID post the marvelous sticker in club chat when the new day started, right?
>>583361789nice job cutie!*smooch*
fatco has awakened something within me
>>583362129pls respond
>>583360801interesting that no American horse has won there but American-bred horses win all the time. That Kentucky farm must be pumping out world champions.
>>583362261I will now, thanks for the reminder
>>583361574I don't know honestly. Last time I checked on MANT as far as I remembered, few days before Nunity, I have about 600 clocks remaining. But I checked again yesterday, I only have 800 even though I always buy those from daily shop.But at least I hope 1000 is enough for L'arc. I'm pretty sure that's about how much I spent on MANT
>>583362154>Part 1 country beating Part 2 country (JP was part 2 before 2007)I mean, if they didn't win those, that would look far worse than the JP humiliation ritual L'Arc
aiiiieeee
>>583362025>Falco Avatarfagging as Curren
>>583362342>>583358662>>583358832
>>583361831I dont have infinite carats and I only started on 1.5 anniversary
>>583361985>burger horse wins burger race
>>583361719Uma had a pretty insane run in its first few years in Japan, I'm not saying it revitalized a dying industry there (horse racing was already doing well), but it helps a lot to get new young interest.
Hello i am newwhat is an alarm clock
>>583362459
>>583362248So Dream Journey? Her intro is her basically driving away your would-be trainees, she also probably(definitely) kills a guy who took your wallet
>>583362459You can’t post that
>>583362412Arigatou anon-kun
>>583360326French and Brit racetracks are the hardest to compete on. It's like asking why a Yank driver who is great at going in a circle at the Daytona Speedway is jobbing whilst driving at Silverstone or Spa. The original tracks are just built different. Go and look at how mental the Epsom Racecourse looks
>>583362459I see a hag
>>583362376I can't believe L'Arc burns as much clocks as MANT. We were wasting clocks on Parent runs in MANT. Now it's all Autos with no clocks wasted. That will save a lot of clocks
>Horse nationality bait>again
>>583361683reminder that fat falco is literally CANON and she needs to be put on a leash to not get fat
>>583362495turn back time to retry a race (and gives you a +1 mood level if you arent already at Great) if you failed it
>>583361719>go watch a g1 in person>only has 4 racers because owners are scared of their horses losing>lose all interesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqgODc4gXSQwhat a great sport
>SS: 18.3m>S+: 13.3m>S: 9.4m>A+: 4.4m>A: 2.4m>B+: 700kHalf tp ends later today
Which umas did you pick for your cutscene? You DID select your favorites, right? RIGHT?
Do your dailies oki should stop daily pulling cards to save but i keep getting card hits more than umas on my seeded account
>>583362729
>>583362729do you get a reward for finishing higher or is it just 'reach 5 ug-uf umas and youre done
>>583362707I'm using 2x for the event anyways
>>583362584Ah yeah, you're right. Parent runs are bigger clock spender. Auto training should ease clock wasting.
>>583362345They pretty much produced the best sires. Mr. Prospector and Storm Cat's lines won around the world notably even in Europe and Japan. Saddler's Wells in Europe, and then Sunday Silence in Japan.
Half off URA almost over! now I can start working on CM grandparents..
>>58336282550 races and SS are the good rewards, 5 dailies are goodies but not a must, if you were diligent you would get them regardlessbut if you consider it, you get a final cinematic with your team when the event ends in a few hours so maybe that's another reward for some
>>583360801not true, alleged and dancing brave (kingu's dad) were american-bred
>haven't played uma in 5 months>still watching horse racing>still coming back to /uma/ to check about real horse racing every now and thenOh boy I should've never played this game
>>583361406What pain, anyone who thought this year of JP horses had a chance doesn't know anything about horses or is delusional, this was just another entry to the Japanese yearly humiliation ritual
>>583362702this unironically. in japan they actually make you fucking race.
>>583359307Which donkey?
>>583362702This is very much a reason tooif the races aren't exciting (and how can they be when there are only 4 horses) then the only ones left to watch are gamblers and those have 5 gajuillion other ways to fulfill their vice so in time they disappear too
>>583361719The actual answer is every other country has more legal avenues for gambling so the keiba industry is kept alive by elites and actual keiba enthusiasts.Gambling addicts in Japan only have keiba, gacha or pachinko.
>>583362495when you job a goal race you get the option to retry with your starting gate randomized and your mood upgraded and hopefully this time you winyou can get clocks mainly from the daily shop, and event rewards, dont burn you clovers on them
how do i have 0% failure when its below 40% energy... i dont even have practice perfect
>>583363168nakadashi's unique effect
>>583363168That's what Nakayama Festa do baby
>>583363168beer slut gives it
>>583363168Festa lets you get 0% failure sometimes
>mejiro ryan runs out of protein powder >jokingly say that a bj would work >get dried before every race because Ryan doesn’t know the meaning of the word stop
>>583362812>>583363090two mejiro teams... what...
If the Japanese government loosens their restrictions on gambling so nips can legally bet on other shit and earn moeny, you'd see keiba start failing in Japan as well desu
OGuri star pieces in Mile ch
>>583360824
Should I try no stamina card run?My own LH is 0LB though.
I just woke up, what happened in L'arc?Or once again we can't talk about it?
>>583362963>US-bred EU-trained horse wins G1s in Europe>JP-bred EU-trained horse wins G1s in EuropeHmm, I wonder what might be the thing that is blocking Japs from winning L'Arc...
>>583362702>Hons racing in the US is a sham and absolute shit show joke?Yes! Many such cases!
>>583362812She got me 2 plats, she earned it
speaking about nakadashi...
>>583363348they should release the online sports betting plague in Japan to increase the suicide rates even more.
>>583363168Nakayama won the gamble for you
>>583362963Yeah but were they trained in America?
>>583363348>whataboutismOkay... your point?
>>583363424frontcucks lost
>>583363469>""innocent suzuka and bright"" playing da jong
>>583363348From all the posts I've seen from Japs, it seems to me that outside of gambler oji-sans most nips bet for the horse they like as a form of support or consider it the same way as spending money in an arcade to play games there
I have to admit fat falco has a certain charm
>every time keiba gets referenced in anime, it's always about gambling and losers losing moneyyeah bro, its popularity is totally 99% because of the sport
Hello friends!!
>>583363469too tired.....
>>583362578>50 meter incline
Wallahi my aces will die to debuffers but they'll never crush my japanese spirit
>>583363673>ANIME>an accurate portrayal of REALITYBet you think Jap schools function and work 1:1 like they do in anime as well
Last 4 hours for 1/2 tp URA
>>583363437its not inferior training itself its survivor bias, that a horse coming up through the japan race system must be suited to japan turf
>>583362729No one will get this reference
So who was Tabaru doing the rabbit oonige for?
>>583363697I love cryers
>>583363804what the fuck is their problem?
>>583363826>Meisho TAAAAAAHBOOOOO
>>583358571jooooooiiiiin /Uma/ Cluuuuuuuuuub*dies*reply to apply!
>>583363635also it's tradition to place a bet on arima for luck in the new year
>>583363804>when torena turns down a threesome request with your bestie
>>583363804
>>583363601>>whataboutism草In reality, keiba will always be related to gambling and there's really no actual competition to it in Japan
>>5833637706 and a half
>>583363779Yeah but surface suitability is in a at least some part modifiable by proper training
it's called SPEAKI
>>583363697
>>583363851I wanted a double sloppy toppy from themIt was all fun and going well until I told Vodka to ditch the boots
>>583363984cryer?
>>583363782i did
So when is half off Unityfest? I know the Japs got that one too to celebrate the updated scenario...
Should've consulted god empress doto. She would've lead umanity onto the golden path
that one guy trying to get her with stars will be happy
https://files.catbox.moe/oj5b4q.mp4would you?
>>583363990Whoa!!>>583364034
>>583363885I'm seeing if I can maintain my fanruns even after half TP URA is over so don't go recruiting discord just yet
>>583364137nokys
>>583364117>the NEW YORK TIMES bestsellermember when lines like that had SOME level of credibility to it?
>>583364117why is doto the god empress of larc
>>583363885I'll leave mambo tonight wait for me
>>583364137that's a man
>>583363804I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU TWO YOU BOTH ARE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS! JUST BECAUSE I FUCKING WORK AT TRACEN DOESNT MEAN IM FREE REAL ESTATE FOR YOU TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO! I HAVE RIGHTS!
>>583364223mambwo nyo...
>>583364249lmao
>>583364150>so don't go recruiting discord just yethahah... yeah... our club sure isnt doing that... haha
it is romantic that the dream lives on
Reminder that the last leg of the Japanese Dirt Triple Crown will be held on the 7th this month
>>583364126my Kasamatsu travel plan has been shortened, ty
>>583364106Uso...
>>583364137Hit that? Yes.Dress like that? Also yes. beastmode.
>>583363782
>>583364343what theHECK is this umareal!?
at least she's still contained
Mr. Cygames must pull another Forever Young. Buy a young horse and send it to Europe to train and win la arc
>>583362729I somehow managed to do it. >>583362812>>583363090My brothers...
>>583364560die you faggot
>>583361740
>>583364416yes
[sad news] following recent developments, the style *frontrunner* will be deleted from the game. All skills with *front runner* epithet will be changed to pace chaser.
>>583364560hey
>>583364484At this point, get a sundayman mare, breed her with the strongest frog genes, train him in france, make him destroy weak Nihon races, and go to L'arc just to job as usual
Will you be playing through GM?
>>583364402CB and Ayabe aren't even that big
>>583364137>black nail polish>face hidden>specific cartoon rat tattoo>covering the chest area to make as if there's something behindbut most of all>very plain kitchenAnd yet again
>>583364706GM seems way more fun that GL so yes. It's GL that I've been taking on and off breaks from.
>>583364126yay I get her soon then
>>583364621
>>583363885bwo you got out recruited by /uma/chan
>>583364709Ayabe is decently bigger than you’d think
>>583364616
>>583364760GL unironically would have killed me if not for Independent Training. That was very prudent from the Cygames.
>>583362702>One of the most prestigious races in the United StatesHow much of that is just the announcer glazing the race?Obviously this race is not nearly as prestigious as American triple crown, but there is a massive prestige gap between those 3 races and all the rest in the US.Are all non-triple crown American G1s like this? Surely this must be an outlier.
lmao
>>583364879lol
>>583364454wait i thought these were like, normal sized figurines in some display case. are you fucking serious theyre life sized???
>>583364874US has like 100+ G1smany of them have less prize money than G2s in JapanMany of them are prestigious (have a long history of good horses being in them), but in today's landscape, many just serve as a way to dodge rivals
>>583364126Cool, I was about a week away from getting her the hard way.
>>583364150you silly bean, it's net up for S-rank, the mathumacation has already been mathumacated -come on over!>>583364223yes secret mambo lover! i'll wait for you, always. . . >>583364816whaaaaaaaat?! *dies again* *ketchup seeps out of the wound this time*
>>583364893Inspirational Silly for these trying times!
>>583365075die allen
>>583362729I have a cingray team
Thank you god for
>>583364990yeah
prettiest uma
>>583364454Wonder what random old money baguettes think when they see these anthropomorphized IRL horses.Japanese got desensitized to these ages ago.
>>583365075whoa... the authentic humor of an actual 40 year old man...
>>583364126Ive got 130 stars I gotta get through so this helps me a ton
I hate every single one of you.
>>583363885>>583365075HISHIAMA WIFE
>>583365171old money baguettes don't really tend to think very much.
>>583365171frenchies are like, the top weebs in the worldthe french uncs probably jerked it to sailor moon
l'arc ... is strong
>>583365162lol my hair looked like this when i grew it out
>>583365171>"The japs want to do what? Whatever, they bring in more people so just let them, I don't really care"
>>583362729My Oshis are Christmas Oguri, Gold City, Taiki, Mayano, Mac, Dober, and King.
>>583365379>better than the ones our govt brings
>>583362729Of course!
>>583365075Do not mind the haters allen, I think you're coolSomething about different posting styles that make you recognizable like what you and autisuma danchou do is very endearing to me
>>583364825>85Medium at best but not really who you'd expect to show up in a "traumatize a flatty with tits" picture. Topro being in the pic makes sense because they're both Naritas, at least. But Ticket should've been the size floor for this kind of picture
Uma boobs?Satono Diamond and Super Creek's preferably
>the parent I've been farming for literal weeks gets good whites but no good pink or blue, or decent pink or blue and shit whitesNOOOOO I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIIIIME
>>583365553
>>583363625Ikuno… Dictus… Cute…
>>583365548They’re a really nice pair of mediums to be fair
>>583365129ah finally some good taste
>>583364879
>>583365752Why is this video 2 hours long?
>>583365482>had to use your own fuku because you couldnt find onesad... she might be the most neglected uma of all
>>583365836Anon... dummy...It's at least 6 hours long, I had to close it before the end or my cock's gonna explode, enjoy the show
>really really lucky run>everything is going well>minimal random mood downs>wait what was that?>OH NO YOU DIDN'T INHERIT DISTANCE S ON THIS RUN TOO BAD IT'S AUTOMATICALLY WORSE THAN YOUR WORST TRASH THAT YOU FINISHED EVEN THOUGH IT WAS TERRIBLE JUST BECAUSE THAT ONE INHERITED LONG SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>583365842I saw a few and she is my favorite, no reason not to make my beloved orenji the leader
i lost my life savings and 7 plats but at least tabaru is safe>>583365792
>>583365752Lord help me
thoughts on my wife?
>>583366016
I'm getting BBQ for lunch. Do I splurge on a beef rib or just get a regular assortment of meats?
>>583365957Random in this game is just designed to make you spend more time.You can just stop being obsessed with CMs and enjoy your cute uma collection.
>>583364874>How much of that is just the announcer glazing the race?Take a look at the winners and tell me if you recognize a single one lol
>>583365630Nakadashi Diamond
>>583366058I feel bad for your bones.
Death is not enough for many of you.
Forcing Dia to accept my semen in her umanko
>>583365482>67
>New Umayuru>It's Chiyo episode
>>583366331why
>>583365027>US has like 100+ G1sShit seriously?Surely the most prestigious non-triple crown G1s have a full gate though right?
>>583366331I'm not even being particularly horny or annoying today. what's your deal
Why dont make a perfect copy of Longchamp, find a horse that can take brutal training loads like Bobo then train it there 16h a day for 2 years
>>583366315
>>583365842She has an inconsistent, underwhelming unique and shit potential, and the alter is tied to longs. Summer races too
what the fuck? this is cheating
>>583366405Thanks for telling me so I know not to watch this one
>>583366670It'd die
>>583366760coco papa
KNEEL
>>583366274ntaIt's probably because I play WP but I do recognize a number of them and then if you scroll a bit down you get Bernardini, Mineshaft, Skip Away, Cigar and Easy Goer
>>583365957it's only 10% speed bwo.
>>583366760COPA?!
>>583366836Maybe it's just me but he looks so skinny
Why dont we all fund a horse and send it to the L’Arc?
>>583365957>he doesnt glue after first inspo
https://youtu.be/BTraK6PHUp0?t=757Seiyuu cleaning the shit of the horses they voice.
copa feeling of her breasts haha
>>5833668631400 speed distance S is worth more than 1600 speed distance A
>>583366750Why do you hate Chiyo?
carat spending question,is ramonu wit copable at 3LB?
>>583366965TARU?!
>>583367021It's pretty cope since you are missing out on a wit bonus, but since her 20% TE is her unique effect it is copeable, yes.
>>583366463You don't need a full gate when even Finger would job to random non-G1 dirt horses in America. It can't be overstated how much of an outlier Ebayan is.
>>583366760
>>583366675Visiting Düsseldorf with Dia!https://www.schloss-arff.de/en/wedding-venue-duesseldorf/
>>583367230>>583367150Dia can take me anywhere she wants tbdesu
>>583367116nyaruhodo. I was thinking of saving the SSR crystal that I will have in stock by then for pokke speed, so if the wit bonus and a single hint level is what i'm missing out on, then i guess i'll live with those consequences
>>583367267Cute!
>>583366994not according to the simulator
>>583367267why are they bees
>>583367021no
>>583367267bambee memory
>>583367391they're beeing themselves.
>>583367376what is the opportunity cost of geting 200 extra overcapped speed instead of getting any other stat
>>583367021You kinda want mlb for max hints
your future wife
>>583367349Well the hint level is also quite nice but if you value Pokke over her then that's a valid play
>>583366058but that's my wife though?
Dia raped me....
>>583367485Thats not Lala
>>583364616what did i do
>>583367543Should’ve worn something less revealing
>>583367458interesting movement of the goalposts..
>>583366463>the most prestigious non-triple crown G1sIt depends on which ones you consider "the most prestigious"Travers had 10 horses this year with the maximum (iirc) being around 12, 2025 had only 5BC Classic 2024 = 14 horses out of 14 max2025 = 9 horses out of 14 max2026 looks to be a full 14 (but this is USA so I expect at least 1-2 scratches)>>583367159Nevertheless, 5 horse races are not that exciting to watch
>>583364616>bullying the new cutie
>>583367376>he still trusts the gaslightor
>>583367376But the finish time and last spurt speed of the 1400 distance S ARE better on simulators
>>583367485this is true
>>583367485
>>583367635SHE WOULDN'T SAY THIS SHE'S A GOOD GIRL
>>583367458Nothing, sometimes you get more stats than others due to rng
>>583367462how sp hungry will we be during GM?>>583367401o-oh...
>>583366760AT THE COPACOPACABANA
>jap horses can't win yuro races>yuro horses can win jap racesI don't get it. If it's a turf problem, like anons were saying last thread, why wouldn't it affect euro horses unused to firmer japanese turf? Unless Japanese turf is somehow easy mode for horses to run on?
>>583367720I think wedding cafe is the only uma who has actually got me to swoon for a brief moment
>>583367901HER NAME WAS LOLA
>>583367835>how sp hungry will we be during GM?very much so
lmaoWhy are they acting like he is 6YO or older? He is 4, he can easily take another year racing and go for a third win back to backBut, of course, a racing-to-breed mentality wins again
>>583368001his splooge is worth trillions now with a double l'arc win
>>583367835>how sp hungry will we be during GM?Getting max hint is really good because skill is then excluded from hint pool. It's unrelated to SP.
Is there a bigger fraud race than Takarazuka Kinen? Dahby comes close but it's nowhere near that level.Think about it: most shitters win the Takarazuka Kinen. I'm talking gigashitters like Ryan, silver collector Doto, Festa and the butchered Osaichi George. No other race has this many shitters in their list of winners.
>>583367940Japanese turf is weak, because they're clean and orderlyFrench turf is tough, for there it creates an ecosystem for scargo and grenouille to grow strong
>>5833680014 year old decomposing ojisan...
>>583367230dia sleeves... amputated...
>>583368072It's kinda risky to race him because one wrong step and it's over. Can't blame them.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12315235
>>583367989>>583368110fuck. there is no escaping the bitch hag, huh?
>>583368072Yep they want him making the next generation of winners ASAP. It'd be nice to see him again but wouldn't be surprised if they hustle him off to the Happy Farms.
>>583367758>gets pissed when (You) talk to another uma >blatantly says she wants you only to look at her >”always be by your side” >hot springs moment Anon…
>>583368243SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>583368243Remove the hag
>>583368001horse semen is more important than the results now that he won
>>583367940European tracks are natural ground the elites selected to race horses on. That's why it's softer with steeper inclines.Almost all Japanese tracks are manmade which makes it firmer and easier to run on. That's why when nips set a world record on their turf, anyone not retarded will just go, "where else will world records get set?"
>>5833682434 grooves but she still mogs all of them
>>583368379Yeah!And add it to my chambers, for we must create another dozen of her spawns!
>>583368243God Ruler is so hot
>>583366016>femspicamanI'm breaking some Tracen policies without regrets
>>583367940EU races = Endurance battleJP races = Speed battle>>583368072>>583368424>>583368247>>583368325racing to breed is how the sport dies but ok
>>583368243>lazy fuck>donkey >ok there's nothing wrong with guruvu>rapist>one piece fan
>>583368001Too risky to risk him so I get it. The last twopeaters were fillies like Treve and Enable. Enable is too inbred(2x3) to be a good broodmare.Meanwhile, the last colt to twopeat the Arc was the legendary Alleged who is older than 99% of posters here.
>>583368001He has other things to do, anon. Like fuck mares for moolah
>>583368320Just do 200 (120 of them are free) and add crystals (yes all 4 of them if needed) to MLB if you have them. You won't get a better opportunity to use crystals for a long time (maybe for Bourbon wit if you're frontrunning but then it's like 1.5 years until next best opportunity (Still in Love))
>>583368001
>>583368489>no eggs
>>583368579who cares about the fucking sport, there's no "sport" in horse racinghorce racing is only for the rich to waste their money on
>>583368760kek
Mejiro Doto
le dramà?
>>583368819I mean, if in your mind "I don't care, so nobody cares" is how the world works, then why even reply?
>>583368918thats literally tabaru
>>583368930I jacked off Mambo’s danchou and stole his seed to impregnate a B club’s member
>>583368330That's normal behavior for an uma and her trainer!
>>583369013stop pretending to care about real horse racing and making it into some big grand sport just because you play a gacha games about horse girls running
i have all the other 1/2 stars at 5 but vodka specifically has eluded me until this very moment
>>583369061
>>583360483sex with uma wine aunt
I feel like they should show us which uma/race we have to do when we click on the star icon on the scenario page instead of having to manually search each race to see if it's a shard that I want or not
Imagine the following: jealous Fuji Kiseki
>>583360483i’ll be seeking her eggs
Keiba is unironically kept alive by actual keibafags(and elites) outside of Japan. All the gambling addicts all moved to casinos or polymarket already Can't say the same thing about japs where those shit are illegal though.
>>583360483she has a cool songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeBHBcp5CF4
>>583360483her ssr has been giving me better runs for lates this cm actually, and that's at 1lb. she's nice
>>583369278>pretending these elites arent literal millionaired wasting money just on a different thingI'm not talking about degenerate retarded gamblers keeping it alive, I'm talking about the actual billionaires
>>583369292>the name of her song is Seeking the Pearl - Seeking the Pearl (but in Japanese)
>>583369257She’d just kiss her trainer and say something along the lines of always being in his heart of whatever. A jealous Fuji is too dangerous for this world
>>583368579It's more fun to be on e-sports I guess for younger generations? That's why it dies. Not because someone decided to breed their horse.
>>583368608
>>583360483>tranny hag
>>583367665>It depends on which ones you consider "the most prestigious"I wouldn't know, I dont follow horse racing at all. I only know about the Breeders Cup because of Umamusume.How prestigious is the Jockey Gold Cup ACTUALLY considered to be?
>>583369257No need
This isn't the keiba general
>>583368707yeah, I kinda fucked myself over in that department since I've been using the crystal we've been earning to scale up my creekI think I have to go 400 plus the one crystal I have in stock for better QoL on ace runs by then
>recreation to fix mood>immediate mood downif I ever met whoever designed this mechanic i would shoot themI don't even have any guns but I would find a fucking way.
the chinese...
>>583369502the dead stare is what always gets me hard in those comics
>>583369502
>>583369530>using crystals to scale up my creekbro... thats what he free anni/half anni vouchers are for
Drink mouthwash to get the stink out of your innards!!
>>583369528This is the rape fantasy general, actually.
>>583369257She would kiss her trainer in front of everyone after a race
>>583369482Winning it gives entry to the BCC. Comparing it to dirt races in Japan, it's more prestigious than every dirt JPN1/G1 combined.
rape is funny
make this the next op please
bros... I'm at my limit, nothing fucking works, I blame Kris S being a horrible card, I really can't make an ace and I wanted to run three...I'm thinking of skipping all grand live cms and going back to unity2 until grand masters comes around so I can have fun playing the game again
>>583369739Dia...
rape is serious business
>>583369824better quality
>>583368431>japanese tracks are easy modehuh. I didn't know that about yuro tracks, most of them are natural? Seriously?
any good races to watch where a frog horse dies
>>583369869Narita Brian
>>583369263 >>583369869CUTE
>>583369669I think I was only at 0lb on her original banner, didn't have any carats for her re-run, and I was a shitter during 2025 until the Unity buff that I missed out on a good number of crystals
>>583369257>>583369502>lesbian
>>583369918fucku wouldn't do this.
>>583369723>FUJI TRAINER DID YOU KISS YOUR TRAINEE ON LIVE FUCKING TELEVISION FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTRY TO SEE?! Akikawa said calmly
>>583368001>could go for a legendary three-peat>rather give horse handjobs for millionsrough.
>>583368330>hot springs momentI've never gotten Daiwa's hot springs event, what does she do?
>>583370058Ok but what did you use your vouchers on
7 and the next uma posted gets drugged and raped by me for an entire week
>>583370175
>>583370000good quad
Bed breaking sex with Gimlet
>>583370156she becomes the #1 rapist
>>583370174I think I used the last one on Natie, and the ones before that on KSB
>>583370008Keiba started with European elites racing their horses on random plots of lands. JP keiba started by mimicking the brits and making their own tracks. It's why the official English names for their Triple Crown races are literally just Japanese 2000 Guineas, Japanese Derby and Japanese St. Leger.
>>583369257>Fuji would flirt with the girl you are crushing on while disguised to appear like a guy by wearing a hat to cover her uma ears and jacket to hide her tail and wrap bandages to make her chest look flat>Fuji gets your crush's number to send even more flirty text messages on a burner phone>your crush then tells you she already has a 'boyfriend'>Fuji then comforts you when you feel under the weather448867
>>583370267
I FUCKING HATE GRAND LIVE
>>583369502THAT'S SO EVIL, FUJI!!!based as fuck, mark your territory
>>583370315>had to voucher Kitasangrim
>>583370267>btfo'd by shiraoki and whorreno-ok... I'll stop rolling for rape for a bit
>>583370316>Japanese 2000 Guineastackyon...
>>583369539it's the most goddamn infuriating shit ever
7 and I rape Fuji Kiseki 4 and Shiraoki rapes me
>>583370320>NTR'd by a boyumaKek
>>583370487shiraoki likes to watch
Fuji would never be jealous because her trainer would fall in love with her
She's so beautiful bros
>>583370368tbf, I was uma pulling and luck shitted a bunch of 3 stars even one bitch I never watned so it's not too bad. It does make me think of skipping pokke speed tho, if I want to have enough pulls for pasa
>>583369539Or>mood down right before early goal race
>>583370487
>>583370564Don't tempt me
>>583370008At least in France many of the racecourses are just in the middle of the woods or fields.
>>583370487Faggot
>>583369539>need recreation to fix normal mood to great>+1 mood +10 energy>need recreation to fix good mood to great and need energy>+2 mood
>>583370601that's not even the worst time for itthe worst time is RIGHT FUCKING AFTER A MOOD UP EVENT
Lets be honest hereLovcen is not winning l'arc next year, some cockless eunuch with 1700 speed, 1300 stamina and med S is gonna rape him if he goes to france
>>583370564STOP TEMPTING ME GODDAMNITSHE'S ONLY GOOD FOR ARIMA I CAN'T DROP 30K FUCKING CARATS JUST FOR THAT
>>583370487>rape
>>583370680do geldings really have that much of an advantage over normal colts?
>>583370320
>>583370654>rape uma >be called gay wtf
>>583370680Why is Maya supporting mares pegging stallions?
>>583370578Pasa and Ramonu are both more important than Pokke. Idk what your stash is looking like and what umas you plan on still rolling on. Also dont forget that you will be able to select Pokke with the 2.5 anni voucher(s), so I'd rather get her to 3lb and MLB Ramonu
>>5833706807's and Lovcen fucks your waifu and wins the arc
>>583370775I think the lack of balls gives them mostly lots of wit and some stamina because they conserve energy better
>Just woke up >Japs lost.Did anyone actually think they would win?
>>583370779fuji whore is a boy, not feminine at all
>>583370615give her a tenner already
So besides Grass Wonder, which uma is into pegging her trainer?
>>583370779>raping a boyumaNigga, you is gay
>>583370680Lovcen is not even winning the Kikuka Sho lol
>>583370564Fuck.... I was still relatively undecided who I should buy with the 2nd anni ticket but I guess if she doesnt spook me during my NY Dia/CB/Kris S rolls it has to be Daiwa....
>>583370775gelding a horse makes them calmer and more stable, stallions get wild and impulsive. Maybe that translates to better racing performance? I guess so. My only experience with horses was working with them at a summer camp, all the males were gelded and were largely chill as fuck. The mares though.........fuck me a 900lb mare on PMS is a sight to behold.
lol get raped idiot
>>583370564thats it I'm rolling
"they" are talking about us in "that" other thread
>>583370948>>583370996statements made by the utterly deranged.
>>583369101Damn, I guess finding a new hobby is impossible nowEven if I lose interest in uma (which is very unlikely) I will still follow keiba no matter what
>>583371061>gorilla
>>583370775they're more well-behaved and easier to train but they're trading away their fierceness and competitiveness from losing their ballsColts like Sunday Silence and his JP empire we all know wouldn't have done that well without their natural aggression
>>583371121"I" dont care "nigger"
>>583371121who cares man
>>583370615>>583370758I just pulled her off a cheeky tenner.She's so beautiful in her bress with her hair down.Imagine Daiwa running up and tightly embracing you after you pull her.You owe it to her
>>583371131We're not falling for your kike propaganda
>>583370950fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>583369696I'd wash Falco's mouth with my tongue
>>583370847I have 50k in stock right now, and this is what my estimates are looking like by Dura/Diauni, i'll be using my extra pulls from the laurel banner if there are leftovers after getting enough to max that one out with statuesjordan, i'll probablty just throw in my uma tickets, which i won't be using on the previous banners, and try to luckshit that
>>583370564sparked for her. worth it.
>>583371213>>583370950
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
>>583370615If we win l'Arc, we could get 10 free pulls...
>>583371213fuggggggggggggggg
>>583369502So subtle, elegant, and yet... Powerful...Fuji Kiseki in a nutshell
>>583371345
>>583371345congrats on uodka!
>>583371295you got 2 daiwas tho!!!
>>583371295>>583371345
>>583371345get Booted
>>583371313Ah I've seen you post your plan before. Unfortunately the game doesnt stop after the Dia/Dura banner, there's a mandatory card a month after in Orfe guts....
>>583371345FUCK YEAHAHAHAHAHAI am the luckiest umapuller and unluckiest support puller
>>583371295you got her tho
>>583371295one more can't hurt......you'll get it this time!
>>583371374... in five years!
My cheeky tenner is for BLAZE
>>583371407No one likes Spe-chud
There are ""people"" snacking as we speak
>>583369502i don't get it. isn't she just losing an accesory? or is that rigged with a tracker?
>>583371530VF already said that blaze brian is a jobber and not worth it.
>>583371369
I have cheeky tenner'd the last 8 uma banners
>>583371557many are saying this
I see boobs I snackit's that simple
>>583371563kris s kisses her trainer when no one is looking
>VF
>>583371619Premium american butt
>>583371474right? it seems i'll have enough to have 400 pulls on that one tho
>>583371661Literally the reason I pulled for Zephyr.
>me when I gaslit anon into tenner
are any of you people even real
>>583371716Incorrect
>>583369539>at good>recreation for great + some energy>karaoke to great>mood down right after
>>583371614Nobody cares, Ekko
>>583370775Geldings will finish a race properly without getting mood downs. Not doing can result to vidrel
>>583371557I do
>>583371774Is this even allowed?
>>583371753This but with Machan. I did snack once on Zephyr but I didn't have enough to commit since I'll need to will Ruby and NeoUni into existence this year.What the fuck is a Ramonu?
>>583371743Really? Crazy that you can get that many pulls in a month but I guess the free pulls and anni gibs make up for it. Either way good luck on your rolls when the time comes.
Should I just make more aces and give up on Dom+MM?
>>583371796Orfraud
>>583371476NICEI love her kris s design. Its so elegant.
>>583371758you didn't look so smug at the tenner sher '98
>>583371796would he have even won if he didnt hit the boards he was already level by the time he slowed down from it
>>583370775I guess soIf anything the biggest advantage is for the spectator, since they dont get to stud they can have longer careers and if an insane gelding appeared you could get a legendary +10 G1 winner if they age well
>>583372069Doto would say this
>>583371957i think it's because there's 2 months in-between themalso>400
>>583371137sure you will
>>583371889Kris redefines what is possible and allowed.
Since Stay Gold spawns and Burger horses are the closest the japanese have been to winning L'Arc what if they combined the two through breeding to make a L'Arc winner?
>>583371981The Dom in question.
>>583372069
>>583372171Unironically below my ear is a weak point
>>583372171>brown umaShe needs to be deported
>>583372246that's called your "neck," bwo
>90 3* umas in global right now>3% chance of 3* uma when umarolling >spook chances for X uma are 3% x 1.1% = 0.03.3% chance, 3 chances out of 10,000, or one chance in 3300bear that in mind next time you think counting on spooks is smart.
>>583372308He doesn't have one of those
>>583371981according to https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy debuffers seem to do well but you can get good results with triple aces as well
>>583372205Nothing will change unless they import a new recent sire. The entire JP bloodline is already defined by the Sundayman, Mr Pro and Storm Cat lines which are all burgers.
>be a "good" jp horse>pump the hype by sending them overseas>they end up getting absolutely raped overseas>"i-it's the turf"is that the yearly jp keibafag humiliation ritual?
>>583370320>it's not a Fuji doujinBARFNINGENBARF
>sudden sloptardation and vtuberAHHHHH SEA/MUTT HOURS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
>>583372315I will be blessed at a probability of a quadrillion to one.
>>583372205They should look into south american blood t. time traveller
Niggers
>>583371796endGAWDs, our cope?
"they" are acting uppity again and shit talking us (again)
bake
>>583372276Deported to my bedroom more like it
>>5833725477 and i shut up dober's whining with my stinky little dick
Bread when?
bwead?
more like "next baguette"
7 and /uma/ is owari da until we hit page 10
>>583372780BAKE IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY FUCK
>>583372735>HIV carrier
don't worry Daiwalet anonsshe will be farmable in like 2028 or something
>>583370320>>583372535what is it?i'm a sad panda chad
I'm too lazy to bake today just remember to remove the banners in the next bake to the next bake
Ok but do you want to tell me that Dober is actually bad with men irl too?
>>583372965go back to sleep or ill get ruby/pam out
>>583372308Technically the jaw actually
ffs, go and double bake already so i can call you guys retards
>>583372839she got wet again
>>583372994Reject feminazi
>>583373114>>583373114>>583373114
>>583372994>irlumas are not real
>>583373016it's only 7pm I'm just lazy and in bad mood
>>583371758Thank you for gaslighting me into gettingChristmas DaiwaSummer MackieAnus Fujinyou've been really helpful, anon.
>>583373097>reject femoidsWeak>fuck them into submissionThat's a real man's way
>>583373190>porn
>>583373293you don't see the sex tho
>>583373357umawaki are sexier than umanko
>>583372494well it doesnt happen on dirt tracks so maybe it is literally the turf
