Tier 2 recolor edition>October Trading Post:https://www.wowhead.com/news/october-2026-trading-post-bilebound-urzul-mount-and-wizard-cat-383229Useful Linkshttps://www.wowhead.com/https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/https://warcraft.wiki.gg/https://murlok.io/https://housing.wowdb.com/>/wowg/ guilds (cross-realm and cross-faction)>NA<GLOBOFOMO>>EU<Nerub Silkweaving Forum>Previous >>583249385
>>583377646kino goat
Undead males look so weird, I might have to make my paladin female their model is so much better.
everyone should be a draeneispace goats coast to coast
remember all the hate he got and who replaced him
>>583378441I will never stop shitting on his retarded ass! At least the moderns devs do pve/pvp balance
>>583356964Started playing and its kind of fun so far. Was the island start for the Horde always the tutorial zone, or did it change over the updates? I have a vague memory of watching my friend play this back in 2010 and it was a forest with wolves, unless that is the Alliance start.
>>583377646Because compelling grimdark/tragedy generally requires the writer suffered some sort of fucked up tragedy or genuine hardship in life to understand how the process goes and coddled commiefornians don't know what actual suffering looks like.
>>583379443that sound like elwynn forest
>>583379484And that was meant for >>583293354Idk how I clicked on OP's shit.
>>583379443Is there any game you troons don't use to play as a woman?
different
>>583379443The island is a new thing that exists for both factions' new players. Original starter zones are still there if you choose to do them.
>>583379443you're thinking of elwynnthe island you're playing now is the 'modern' tutorial instead of the old standard starting zones
>>583379927trust me
god i wish i were my vulpera
slutty eredar gf
>>583380101ack
Nokhud offensive should have been the first raid for dragonflight.
>>583379863Oh no I'm a man, I just like goblin women.
>>583380301hammers up!!!
>>583380557
>>583380557disgusting
>>583380524
>>583380730>t.
>>583380431What the hell would you even put in there boss and lore wise?
>>583380823I wish I could play this even with the horrible human facial hair
>>583380436> I like goblin women so i roleplay i am a womanAre you trans because you're a porn addict, or you're a porn addict because you're trans?
>>583380557why my brain stops working when watching these jugs
>>583381060Anon it isn't that complex
>>583381721Clearly.
>1 day thread yet again
>0 vulpera content
>>583381828Wait... that character looks kind of like............
>>583380848Lore wise exactly the same, just make the centaur khan a raid boss. the instance is massive and in terms of threat posed nothing says a raid has to be a world ending calamity. just add a few more boss fights.
>>583382907it should be "would you still love me if I wasnt a dagger?"
>>583382907If only she'd be my chubby busty housewife.
>>583382907How they managed to make worse villain than J'lor.
why does this schizo pretend to be a new player every single day itt, what the fuck is wrong with this guy
>>583382495What would "vulpera content" entail?
New player here
>>583383594not him but the vulpera recruitment questline was good vulpera content
>>583383361it's funny as fuck they gave up and just do official feet memes now with her
>>583384246theres a fucking in game command that shows you her feet
>>583384157YJK
>>583383361She's yet another female antag. Probably doesn't help that she was killed as a child and they kinda wanna lean into her acting like a scared kid because her soul didn't grow past that.
>>583383361They wanted to make Azshara 2.0. The problem is Azshara was already a shit villain.
>>583384589she died when she was a kid but now she is ancient, she was sealed even before the ordering of azeroth
>>583384698She has ancient knowledge and experience but not ancient emotional control is what I'm saying. She acts like a brat and has melties when she's not in control.
yea forever isn't going to be it at all desu just got sold into the hype it might make retail better though since there's going to be a no flying mode next expansion
is there even any gold making avenues at this point
>>583385409your options are:do nothing but play the ah, really you can't play the game just the ah for hourssell raw mats on release of the new expansionsell boostssell tokensdo all the weeklies and gold wqs with 20 characters
>>583385506you can also make a bunch of gold with crafting if you have a lot of alts
>>583383594getting possessed by a troll mask to take off her clothes
>>583385409>>583385506you can still make money selling ore and cloth.Leather and herbs are worthless though.
it has begun
>>583385409At the start of an expansion you can make an army of alts crafting the crafting equipment category of items. First the blue ones on R5 and then the purple ones. People make tens of millions this way and are set for the rest of the expac without needing to sell boosts for a steady income.
>>583386024Seems they only added dykes to forever, 0 gays. Weird.
>>583386024The best part is that that quest giver isn't even genderbent on retail.
>>583386113they added that faggot elf in the barrens
>>583386024>>583386152This is nothing compared with the manrik better orc changes
Does fishing have any use in game or is it a meme mechanic?
>>583386024Grummz is as much of an annoying fag as the average modern blizz employee.Classic case of a chink thinking he's an honorary white.
>>583386567Food uses fish.
>>583386567it is used to get some of the most powerful equipment and weapons in the game
>>583386676There's a reason he was bundled out of Blizzard very early in WoW's life.
>>583386024This is Forevers Pelagos-moment>it's just one tranny who cares
midnight is the first expansion since nazjatar where i'm going to be taking a break (from retail). can't get gear from anything but ulatek which is a fucking nightmare for pugs, they expect +18s for an undermine recolor mount, and we're about to get more "content" in the form of faggoty fucking invasions. i'm tired boss
>>583387361Kith'ix might replace some Ula'tek slots but yeah, that boss is kinda unobtainable for pugs. I basically abandoned my alt when I hit that wall and it's not like I can't get into good groups with 8/8H and 6/8M, it's just that they fucking suck and the time isn't worth the effort.
>>583387304>blue elves>kyriansHmm...
>>58338736118s are really easy this season to be fair
>>583387671ok and? you still have to deal with the purgatory that is 13-17 before niggers start declining you from 18s
>>583387671yeah sure but i don't want to go through the effort of doing +12s and then 14s and then 16s just to get invited to 18s, especially when there's no gear to be had in dungeon pools and i have to dedicate free time to trying to kill ulatek in pugs since globo couldn't do it. a myth track vers haste piece (read: 90% of dungeon loot) is worse than basically anything off the last 2 bosses
>>583387865>>583387915just use your own key
>Blue elves were supposed to be night elves who were burned in Teldrassil but some of them made it to the Bastion and were supposed to be new playable race in Shadowlands
>>583387981>niggers brick it in 10 seconds then you are left with a fucking 17 dud while everyone else gets to move on
>>583387981see >>583388153
I don't know why people expect to easily pug 18+ keys with random mexicans and blame the system for their lack of networking.It's an MMO. Make friends.
>>583387915Imagine being in a guild that cant get curve. Couldn't be me
>>583388334I ran 18s with mexicans and got 3600 this weekend>make friendsno the last thing I want is wow friends and schedule my gayming
>>583385694https://files.catbox.moe/robrjp.png
>>583388538how does a snout fit behind that mask?
>>583388358globo can usually at least get aotc even if it takes a few weeks, but the last 2 platform breaks are so fucking unforgiving. losing even 2-3 of our lower dps at the makes the fight unkillable, and our best dps can't get meaningful upgrades because they're all from fucking ulatek. i'm still using guidon for my use trinket because the only replacement is a hero/myth track ulatek trinket
>>583388538finally some good vulpera content!
>be circa i dont know wotlk halfway after icc's release>hunter main, struggling heavily with things irl, really fucked up my college semester, no friends, dial up>gave up on my hunter for a bit and leveled a dk>I'm not very good>standing outside icc looking for a raiding group>suddenly get a whisper asking me if I want to off tank>have literally not gotten past lady deathwhisper but say sure >join ventrilo>nervous asf >bunch of older guys and like 4 girls (I am now nervous and anxious)>say I'm new pls no bully would be cool to get to gunship but if I suck just kick me woe is me>"nah, bro, we're gonna one shot everything up to LK you good">Mt who is also the Glead just tells me in super simple turns how to do each fight>I'm legitimately amazed>get like 4 pieces of gear>one of the girls seems to sniff out I'm younger and starts flirting with me>we get LK to second phase a few times and call it a night>that same girl sinks her claws into meShe was a pedophile but I won't go further unless theres interest
>>583388679Magic
>>583388679The mask has a portal that sends the snout into the middle of a horny troll camp.
>>583388715Bruh fucking trade chat guilds can clear that shit. No excuse. Drop those retards if you want to bonus roll it that bad
>>583388538i look like this
>>583387361>can't get gear from anything but ulatek which is a fucking nightmare for pugs>>583387529>that boss is kinda unobtainable for pugs.its really not that badraid on tuesday moronst. pissed and shitted when i saw the loot tablestakes me and hour to do a skip runi need two more kills on my alt and i don't have to touch the boss ever again unless i want OS loot
https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2106821683931676683?s=20Would this be a good addon in retail?
>>583389352Considering it uses the broken as fuck, barely functioning statistics tab for your gold stats? It won't even work in Forever after a week.
>>583388334don't care if the mexicans do their jobst. have two characters over 3600i'm all for prejudice but at least be reasonableyou guys act like beans can't copy the meta builds and press their buttons like you canyou're just making yourself look stupid
>>583388715>i'm still using guidon for my use trinket because the only replacement is a hero/myth track ulatek trinketKEJreplaced mine this weekJUST PUG YOU GUYS ARE DRINKING THE FUCKING KOOLAIDITS NOT THAT BADJFC
>t. mexican
>>583389347>raid on tuesdayi work 3-11 on weekdays assuming no overtime. my only options are to wake up exactly at reset to try and pug or suffer with weekendtards
>tfw local truck driver so the only thing i can do in this game is m+
>>583389352no? retail is not filled with mentally ill faggots tracking every gold movement.
>>583389874most of the guys in m+, BG blitz and H pugs play like they are on disability cheques
>>583389767best groups are at reset or you can pug with australian neets when you get off work, australian groups really are the best unironically>>583389763whiter than you mystery meat muttthat one brazilian guy from tww literally smokes 95% of this thread
>>583390203>95%more like 99
stereotypes exist for a reason
>got so goddamn tired of people whining about not wanting to tank>its too hard>everyone will blame you >you have to know all the strats>it takes too long to gear>cook a meal, sit down, start up a 30 min playlist of everything to know about season 2 dungeons >....>what the fuck its THAT easy??>the goddamn trash is harder than some bosses>roll a dk, 317 Ilvl the first weekend>working on a monk now>will finish with warrior>instant invite to groups>literally just press an oh shit button sometimes>have had only ONE fail run in narolakk because the idiot dps didnt know to interrupt the ice elementals on 2nd boss>like 14 other runs were fine>keystone master in a fucking weekendWhat is your <actual> problem with tanking, wowgee?
>>583390553when people complain about tanking they usually talk about high keys, you can run up to like 16s with 0 knowledge and lindormis guidance
us minorities gotta stick together
>>583390553Tanking is great because even when a key falls apart you're in the next key within minutes
>>583390553>>everyone will blame youwhy even care>>it takes too long to gearthat goes for every classthe actual problem is that if you need raid gear you should gear for dps because its much harder to get into gorups as a tanki really hate that i need multiple sets of gear, for instance i'm going to have to recraft multiple pieces of gear for the reclear this week, and then back again when i'm done, i don't have to do this but i'm going to.>What is your <actual> problem with tanking, wowgee?i can only play one tank effectively, fortunately its BDK
>>583387643uh oh oh oh,....l,l,,. AHAHAHAAHAHAH LOLSKYBORNE??????THEY ARE BORN IN THE SKYCAUSE THEY SUICIDED ON EARTHLIKE TRANNIDES DOGET IT LOL? LOLSKYBORNETHEY ARE ALREADY DEADNOW U SEE THEIR BLUE FLOATING SPIRIT AS AN "ELF" AAHAHAH SKYBORNE SKYUTROONE TROONEY TROONEY TROONY SKYBORNE AAAHAH LMAO LOL HANGED FROM A ROPE MORE LIK!! LMAO LOL1!!!
>>583383594>>583385694>>583388780I don't do furshit usually but the scenario was too tempting.https://n.uguu.se/LeqEVDEu.jpg
>>583388780https://files.catbox.moe/xsh9dm.png>>583391887Based
>furshit spam hours
>>583392069as opposed to the elfshit/doomtranny/mexican/cl*ssic/assmonshit/whateverelseidontlike spam?
>>583391952>>583391887Good stuff!
>>583391887And since the prompt was already there and asking for it here's a zoomed in version of the face.https://d.uguu.se/VNWBkNay.jpg
>join a pug>group is killing bosses fine>raid leader randomly wastes everybody's time by making us sit in front of a boss for 10 minutes while he fills to 30>suddenly can't kill bosses any moreeverysingletime
>>583392069>REEE SLOPPERS ARE KILLING THE GENERAL!!>All the sloppers leave outside of futtfags>General is now completely dead and only furries making fagslopAs every anon said ever. Furries ruin a general complain and then get a janny to do their shit work and now it's just them erping in a dead thread./.s
>raid night>raid leader explaining tactics>chip bag rustles>slut stacey interrupting every time a new mechanic is explained and/or demands a marker be placed>some moon language argument happening in the background on someone's mic>chip bag rustles>moron michael says they're back from being afk and needs a fight rundown>raid leader starts tactics over>chip bag rustlesEvery.Time.
Came back after 5 years to check the game out and the story is still abysmal amnesic dogshit where the writers forget what happened 10 quests ago or the order they happened in. Truly sad.Looks like the abusive near-endless grind is still in too, though thankfully far less than it used to be.
KYYYYYYAH~ I'M GONNA I'M GONNA P-POP MY VIRULENT PLAGUE KYYYYYAHHH~~AGH~ooh...
>>583392969>and the story
>>583393205oh yeah i forgot to add that gearing in midnight fucking SUCKS
>>583393347What, not a fan of spamming a thousand 12s to get myth crests?
>>583393431>things that are only a problem when you fotm reroll mid season like a fucking shitternice selfown retardo
are the sims actually correct? if I can't reach the sim's values on a target dummy does that mean I'm an absolute shitter?
>>583393616no because the sims are usually fully buffed, no mechanics, no movement nothing but pressing buttons
>>583393431i cant do even one m+ just fuck this shit, i would rather suck virtual female goat dicks in goldshire for gearprobably less embarassing and time efficient
>>583393616If you're hitting target dummy you should use the target dummy sim option on raidbots and compare against that.
>>583393230yeah it used to be good and still has good framework but they insist on forgetting everything and constantly making errors because they don't give a fuck what else is there, pve with intentionally garbage balance that they shuffle around fotm? All specs could be brought in line if they believed in it but they want it to be imba. Pve is also gearbased still, better get grinding!Pvp is also gearbased and fotm, better get grinding!Want to collect everything in a game where it would be fun and there's a lot to collect? Sorry we just removed another 5 dozen items because we're addicted to FOMO. Try again in 20 years we might bring back remix if you stay subbed, sub!
>>583393693>>583393767I did put target dummy, no buffs, and I'm -10% of the sims result
>>583393960disable buffs and compare the damage
>>583393614>I made up a fake scenario in my head to insult you withI have a main I've mained from the start, this garbage system doesn't concern me. It concerns player engagement on alts and new players who are joining mid-season, you smoothbrained cunt.
>>583393875>used to be goodIt's been bad longer than it was every okay or decent.
>>583393875wow's story hasn't been good for 10-16 years depending on who you ask
>>583394149it wasnt even good in vanilla or wotlk
tranny
>>583394036>angry retard babbleyea anyway, complete non-issue for anyone who isn't a fotm freak, like I said. Get fucked retardo
>>583392969If you asked me what happened between Dragonflight and Now in even the most simplist terms I wouldn't be able to tell you much more than for the last 4 years Xala'toes got the McGuffin and That's Bad For Some Reason.That's literally all I can tell you.I fucking tried, god I fucking tried, to make sense of TWW and Midnight but the moment Gallywix's stuff happens it all goes to shit. It took them 100 quests to explain dimensious and his fight is literally just Sarth -1.0, Xalatath just smirks and does whatever she wants 24/7 so what the fuck.The entirety of the Haranirarambe story line could be cut and it would have ZERO affect on things. Like literally just get rid of their zone and it would have no true change.We are helping the Blood Elves make friends with the Amani who, since time immemorial, were sworn enemies with canonical rape, consumption, and enslavement on the trolls part and genocide, immolation, and magical torture on the elf side. Now I stfg its like they want Liadrin and Zul'fuckingwhoeversheis to have a sexual relationship.Umbric is literally the only character I see who has some semblance of power and dare I say professionalism about him. Arator needs an entire plot line with foal to realize that the light isnt strong if you are good, it's strong if you have conviction like we knew this literally back in vanilla scarlet monastery. Murder row is known to be infested with fel addicts and demon cultists and it takes a slightly more curious than most DH to think maybe something is up.What should have been a Paladin's wet dream expansion only gives them a thigh tabard and an HD charger mount.VElf DH Devour spec characters are now the most canonically rare character in the game.They must have first been a High/Blood Elf.Became an illidari.Survived the prison outbreak.Survived Argus.Accompanied Alleria to the sunwell. Became Ren'dorei along with approx no more than 100 (and that's generous) others.Became a devourerW T F.
>>583393960Then there's something you need to work on in your rotation. Compare your cast count to the sim's cast count, scroll down to the sample timeline near the bottom and see how it's doing its opener.>>583394007target dummy sims disable all buffs and consumes retardo.
>>583394671didn't read your shitty blog but wow that cutscene is fucking garbage
>>583394772then you suck and you don't know your rotation
We should've just appreciated MoP more. Entire original continent with an interesting backstory and multiple distinguished cultures. Dah Thundah King slotting perfectly into the mythology of the setting up to that point along with his Mogu. The Mantid being an interesting take on Aqir. The Horde Civil war feeling like a proper conclusion to that era of Warcraft.Y'shaarj actually feeling like a proper depiction of an eldritch horror that even in "death" still manages to linger over every beat of the plot.But we threw it all away for WC2 and 3 nostalgia pandering because we had a movie to sell. Fresh interesting ideas gone and forgotten, nothing but regurgitated plot beats from WC2-WOTLK every expansion.Where did it all go wrong, where did Blizzard lose it's creative sauce for the setting?
>>583394662It's bad for the health of the game. If you can't see this or understand my posts then you're actually braindead.
>>583394885You really can't fucking read or follow a conversation, can you?
>>583394671There is no fucking way that's an actual cut scene in this game.This has to be a pre-release thing right?
>>583394916>The Horde Civil war feeling like a proper conclusion to that era of Warcraft.Nah that was trash.>Where did it all go wrong, where did Blizzard lose it's creative sauce for the setting?Oldfags left, newfags came.
>>583394916if they replaced pandaren with literally any other race, nobody would've complained about mop. yes i know pandaren have been canon forever but the masses thought it was a kungfu panda rip off
>>583394916The quality declined when the Titan devs moved back for WoD and Legion
>>583395267The timing of the patent for pandaria / pandaren and it lining up perfectly with Kung Fu panda 2 AND it being the time when Blizz was really getting in bed with China all stacks up too nice and neatly for it to be just an ass pull.That being said, I have softened my opinion over the years, I find the girl pandas fun to play though they suffer from fem-kt syndrome a lot of the time in terms of gear. They look and feel good as monks.
>>583395464I want a Human wife
>>583390553my problem with tanking is that it's nearly impossible to get a raid spot as onethat, and rune prices currently suck
>>583395624I wish human females were real.
>>583396092HUGE
>>583396092why are human women so perfect?
I am curious about which tank classes also have fun dps specs to play when I want to mix it up, any suggestions?
>>583396319death knight
>>583396319dk, dh and paladin
>>583394671>it's realOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>583392674wasn't sloppanon sitting in the thread for like 5 hours yesterday
>>583394671you also failed to mention that the storyline in that gif was so poorly received that it went from a main campaign quest to a fucking sidequest LMAO
>>583392674it sounds like you’re jealous of the fursloppers
>>583396319"Fun" is subjective, but IMOWarrior, Fury is fun if you like button mashing press what lights up, arms is fun if you enjoy a more technical spec, you have to press the buttons in the right order to do damage and that order is NOT fixed but changes based on procs.Paladin, Retribution is fun in a sort of mindless pubstomping way. It is not complicated but I never really get bored of it either.Demon hunter has havoc, which while completely different fron ret gameplay wise is that same in that its a facerolly nuke simulator that can just manfight basically anything it encounters. IMO devourer is not fun.Monk is controversial, some people Love Bremaster and Windwalker, some people hate them, I think they are both fun specs.Druid Tanking is dull if powerful but I have never enjoyed Moonkin since they rebuilt it and same for feral. When druid was just 3/4 power on four different classes slightly simplified with extra CC it was fun. But in the attempt to make feral !not rogue and balance !not (other caster) they jumped the shark and made both specs awkward and unfun. Death Knight has frost which is imo a fun spec.I have always hated unholy.
>>583396829There were at least two of us here making undead sloppa yesterday, yes. No idea if there's a third one, haven't noticed distinct enough styles.
>>583398101yeah that was him you're thinking ofwas the 3d guy and sloppanon who makes anime looking stuff usually
>>583394671>Faerin says: He looks just like me!>Faerin runs up to the ghost of Thoradin.>Thoradin says: Daughter of Arathor. As thanks for awakening me, I will heal your severely burned skin.>Thoradin says: What was it, dragonfire? Put your shield down for a second, I'm having trouble cleansing you.>Faerin says: My ancestor :).>Thoradin says: Hold on... Our descendents mated with...>Faerin says: Elves! Our staunchest allies.>Thoradin says: Elves AND niggers? Foul niggelf beast!>Faerin says: It's okay! Our history books detail how you had to pretend to dislike Elves and black people because of bigoted->Thoradin cuts Faerin's nigger head off. Ghostly hounds begin eating her titties, dragging her back to subsaharan DEI Africa.>Thoradin says: Champion, speak with me. Niggers and Elves, combined into one?>Thoradin says: Did they bring with them sexual deviancy, castration of children, and acceptance of the disabled? Is it as the Prophet feared?>Thoradin says: No... Then the end has truly come. By all that is holy and right, this will not be the Legacy of Arathor.>Thoradin says: You will be the one to cleanse my bloodline.
You guys think blizz is panicking at how rapidly retail players are dropping off this patch or are they feeling confident that forever will flip the industry?
>>583398748people are quitting at the usual pace based on hard data and no they know forever won't flip the industry but it will go strong for at least half a year blizzard locked people hard and that's not going to change
>>583398748No because second patch is almost always like this. Now go away back to wherever you came.
>>583398748I do hope they're freaking out because that would mean some changes.
>>583398748I knew classic had more reach than retail but I didn't think it had more players, figured they'd never prio classic over retail. looks like they're pushing worldsoul turd out then shelving retail. else not sure why they wouldn't talk about it more at blizzcon.
>>583398748>You guys think blizz is panicking at how rapidly retail players are dropping off this patchcontrolled demolition, think wtc building 7they really need forever to do well on launch because of how overleveraged they are on development hours so they made a dogshit patch that would turn off everyone besides the most mazed to get you to play forever for a month or two
It's funny how retail devs hate the light in WoW but they are actual avatars of the light in gme with their game design. Classic WoW = the VoidNot because Classic is "evil," but because it represents absence, uncertainty, scarcity, and the unknown. You don't know what's around the corner You can get lost You don't know whether a cave is safe You may need other players Information is scarce Travel takes time Death has consequences Your class has real weaknesses Gear is scarce and meaningful The world doesn't constantly explain itself There are empty spaces and downtime You have to create your own objectivesThe unknown itself is part of the gameplay.Retail WoW = the LightAgain, metaphorically: everything is illuminated, categorized, revealed, optimized, and accessible. Quest markers tell you where to go Maps show you almost everything Dungeon Finder finds your group Teleports remove the journey Databases reveal every item WeakAuras reveal what to press Boss timers reveal what's coming Transmog lets you control your appearance Collections catalog mounts/pets/toys Achievements catalog accomplishments DPS meters quantify performance Multiple difficulties let you select your challenge Catch-up systems make progression accessible The game constantly tells you what to do nextNothing is really allowed to remain unknown.And that produces an interesting paradox:Classic's darkness makes the world feel larger.Retail's light makes the game feel smaller.Because when everything is illuminated, there's less left to discover.And the really interesting partThis maps surprisingly well onto the philosophical meanings of Light and Void.Void:"I don't know."Light:"I know."Classic says:"Go find out."Retail says:"Here's where to go."
>>583399236>but I didn't think it had more playersit doesn't
its weird this thread is like 60% shitposters
>>583399407I feel like that description of the light fits the arcane more.
>>583399236Classic has been pulling millions of views on youtube for like the past 4 years. Payos PvP stv videos still get recommended to me with millions of views.
>>583398258did he change his style again? I'm looking through it and the usual traits are there but it looks different
>>583379443unironically forever/classic is much better introduction to wow than retailespecielly if you dont have some guiding you in retail
>>583398068Thank you so much for this write up it was extremely informative and helped me decide on the tanks that I would like to check out which will be paladin and monk.
>>583377646Love wowg anons!!!
>m+ participation is down to 1/3 of last patch>half the leaderboard are Chinese RMTers who are 10-15ilvls higher than most NA/EU players >guilds are raidlogging or disbanding left and right truly ion's greatest patch >>583398748Forever is like Remix, the biggest 'in case of emergency break glass' they can pull. It'll keep enough people subbed to the franchise that Microsoft doesn't holocaust them while they figure out how to make TLT not bomb and secure a way to keep the classic boomer crowd happy enough for the next couple of years
>>583382907At least therell finally be some xalsexo soonish
>>583398258Yeah I'm the 3D guy but I also make watercolour/old anime styled sloppas (you may remember some Sylvanas x Jaina posts from me). I swap between styles pretty easily and usually avoid the typical AI look that many models have.https://d.uguu.se/VhwvreyJ.jpg
>>583401063>raid participation is 100% higher while m+ is the same as every s2*youre confusing classic numbers decimating lil bro>microsoftIs glazing the fuck out of blizzard and actively not laying off any of them while shitting on the rest though
>>583401706Pretending ms is gutting blizzard became a meme here years ago anon even when blizzard dodged every massive layoff spree but don't worry there is another wave coming in a week or two, this time for real.
gg my guild called off raid tomorrowso im not killing mythic coiled altar this weekfucking shit i hate this nigger guild
it's ok to not address things that need addressing if you have an addiction that makes the pain bearable
>>583390553My class can't and the classes that can don't interest me. Make more tanks.
>patch basically just came out not that long ago>feels like we're 6 months into an insane content drought
>>583400269I started using the v5 model instead but yeah I did change it>>583401373oh yeah? I'd like to see some watercolor stuff, it has a good aesthetic
>>583402294>patch basically just came out not that long agoalmost 9 weeks is not basically release
>>583402294worst part hasnt this been the case for the laast 3 seasons?
>>583401856idk why so vindictive boomers still orbit aroundforever was announced, wow players are winning but they still are trying to validate themselves like 2 decades after they quit and surely in 2 more weeks those 2 decades of seething will play off
is it even worth getting into wow? im so overwhelmed by all the versions. vanilla, TBC, mop classic, wow midnight, wow foreverlike what do you even fucking play is any of it even good?? seriously is ANY of this stuff fun? how do you keep up with all of it
>>583402578for whatever reason im super investemtn into raiding so i just play this shit even tho 75% of the time its not funif you new just wait for forever/play classic
>>583402578I can only juggle two versions of the game max while raiding. MoP and TBC are dead, don't bother with them.
>>583402578Lucky for you this is the simplest and easiest time to get into WoW. There's really just Forever now, everything else is getting sunset.
>>583402578i only play retail, i have no intention of revisiting the past via classic. i just do mythic+, occasional story quests and world content and fuck off
>>583402413Now reverse these roles please.
>>583402546it's a shame the cia is not studying this people to be honest, there is no way they can't weaponize this
>>583402578There's just two versions nowmodern which is very high fantasy, heroic, tryhardy, and the best moment to moment combat in all mmos with the best endgame.And now wow forever which is a liiitle bit of the above but much more slow and rpg-like with flavour elements, low fantasy and slow progression.Classic is how the game used to be in old versions, not really relevant just better to ignore that now.
Wildstar mogged this game
>>583403021>ack!
>>583403001It's a good qrd
>>583401063lol yea saw some 338 ilvl rogue with like 3100 io in the very top team, dude literally RMTed more shit in a week on his fotm reroll alt than gear I can even get all season. makes you want to just log off honestly I can't even imagine what they were thinking
>>583403472But /vg/ told me netease was based because they banned someone or something...
>>583396092Why?
>>583403575Life would be so much better.
>>583390203shizonho...
>>583403647They are very much real, and they are the dumbest things on this planet. What do you mean?
>>583403748>They are very much real,I wish this was the case. Human females are my favorite fantasy race of all.
>>583402902
>>583403848Same, we really need another model refresh though, Human women only have like 5 good hair styles.
>>583404005yeah but they have like 40 faces
>>583403948Thank you, friend.
we dead?
>>583391802if you die by suicide you go to hell
>>583405730/vg/ is deadwe're on page one
>>583405730/wowg/ is dead
>make a big show of shitting on people that RMT without the token>literal next season put the absolute, unquestionable best gear in the game for 80% of your slots on the last 2 bosses of mythic raidyea definitely wasn't an obvious cash grab by blizzard, hope they enjoy these MAUs
>try to do ulatek in story mode with an alt>half of the npcs wipeI though story mode was in for... story?
>>583402750>>583402752>>583402793>>583402875>>583403001okay thanks for the info. i will not redeem your game, saars.
>>583406139>t. didnt go out of the circle>t. didnt pick up an egg>t. stood in shit with the egg>t. rushed the big egg before the small ones were picked up>t. didnt interrupt>t. didnt kill the eggs >t. stood in the wrong spot with the circle
>>583382907
guess who didn't play for two weeks and forgot about Brewfest collectables
hunter narman status?
get married and reproduce
>>583406856fuck that shit anyway, holidays should be fun not feel like a second fucking job
>>583406658what part of>story>modedid you not understand?
>>583407269>story mode means the encounter should be a regular mop with a funny model that takes 10 min to killgo queue lfr
>>583407376Bait or Retard? Call it.
>>583406856there's nothing new but some decor and recolored kilts
>>583407059Yup, still gay.
what combat potions are you guys using on bdki have too much crit to use reck so i'm using liquid luster
>>583407983I dont use combat potions
>>583407134with an elf? yes please that's all I want
>>583408791cozymaxxing
>play vdh>8000 conditionals to meet before entering spirit bomb>made of paper>still do shit dpsvs>bear>forget to moonfire while gathering>mashing mangle/thrash will do it for you anyway>invincible>2nd in DPS kek good one blizz
>>583409116>>8000 conditionals to meet before entering spirit bombpleasethe hardest part about vdh is abusing the bug where meta grants you 2 falling stars if you bomb then cleavebtw veng has been bugged for months and no one noticed. you need to repsec in a specific way to get full defensive valueno im not joking
>>583409116why the fuck do bears shoot lasers anyway retail is so fucking stupid
>>583409318>its only ok when fat chickens do itkys niller
>>583408919I'm glad you're finally making girls with proper milkers. Do a goblin now.
>>583409561a high majority of what I gen have large to huge milkers thoughwhat kinda gobbo do you want and in what setting?
>>583409690engineer with one with huge milkers a tank top and she is all greasy after a day of work
>>583410726*with a big smile on her face too
>wowg neighborhood still hasn't chosen an endeavor
>>583410726>>583410797already was finalizing it before seeing that post, but do you want a smile version too?
>>583412412NTA but SEX
>>583412412If it's not too much to ask, but thanks friend.
>>583412412Fuck that's it
>>583412412this reminds me of the gif where the goblin was dping herself with her inventions
>>583412484>>583412772you can't just say that and not give a sauce
>>583413193Big gob racks are best with big gob smilesThanks friend.
>>583413193i lied, it's analhttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3581123&tags=goblin_female+animated+world_of_warcraft+
>>583413351that artstyle is grotesque
Good morning /wowg/
>>583413462you're grotesque
People who fantasize/wish they played WoW with a foid have got to be the most naive mother fuckers, perfectly encapsulates the saying ''You Think You Do, but You Don't''. But i can't blame you, you don't know them the way those who do, do. And i really think you should find out the hard way how awful those dumb creatures are so i'm gonna tell you how to actually attract women on WoW1. Lie about your salary on social conversations, say you make 140k$ a year or more (foids love leeching off of men to fund the lifestyle they can't live without) 2. You have to be a VERY good player, godlike at PvP/PvE (foids love getting carried)Foids are hypergamous, that's how you actually attract them. Foids see men as assets so keep that in mind always, your personality you cherish so much means nothing to them.Once you get your foid orbiter, have ''fun'' it'll totally be like your mommygf fantasies lil ''bro''
>>583415167fuck that, how do I attract an insane attention starved femboy to traumadump on me whenever I'm online? everyone else seems to attract tons of them without even trying
>>583415167I just fantasize about playing wow with some normal people
>>583415167I fantasize about playing with boys who play female characters that may or may not just be girly boys.
>>583409294what's the specs you need to take to have it?
>>583415167Immaculate posts as usual, vulpbro. You would unironically find a lot of success on xitter if you post these there
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just simply having women in my raid groups across games made me not want to play wow let alone any mmo with women
POV: you visit lore accurate Undermine
>since transmog restrictions are getting removed i have an incentive to farm pieces for armor classes that i've ignored for many yearsfuck
interesting that responses to the season being dead has been "well Season 2 is always much lower"
>>583416028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlZU7aqD4PAtldr soulcrush (left capstone) needs to be dropped before the timer starts then taken right back (you have to press apply) or frailty only buffs you by 6% instead of 12
>>583416330Sorry friend, I'm going to need a very busty gob housewife instead.
>>583416424I think Mythic Plus is a broken game mode, why do we even have other keys when 98% of the people jump straight to 9 - 14?
>>583402294It feels like we're in a classic year-long expansion drought already
>>583403472I just wish the freebie power boost wasn't timegated. Like sure we get the second bonus roll this week but then we have to wait two more weeks to get the venomstone and the uncapped crests. It's been like 3 months just release all that shit already, I'm still never gonna be as powerful as someone coining mythic altar and ulatek 5 times or whatever. It's like every time they do this shit it's past the point where most people are done playing for the patch, idgi.
>>583415503You get those passively, you're not playing a soft-skin are you? Furry men like other furry men>>583415738What does normal mean here, exactly? as in 1 dimensional NPC without inner monologue/ability to conjure things in their head?>>583416015Are you playing on a Roleplay realm? that's 90% of furry female characters there, thankfully foids don't play furries they play elves.>>583416092No.
>>583415104good morning euro job holder or australian neet
>>583416424I saw someone defending S2 raid participation being 75% of S1 being normal, despite the fact that S1 had the lowest raid participation since Sepulcher.
>>583416532lol
>>583416640>>583416424Alright so how many people even do Mythic Plus if we factor in people filling in their vaults/alt characters? like 200,000?
>>583417365>forced to do an internal review of where your expansion that nearly killed the game failed>do almost all of the same mistakes again immediately with no improvement
>Cornell 7 >Lindsay Clancy >Zul'jan's mistreatment Like with Anduin, foid writers have a deep resentment of any male with a strong & sensitive heart. You can tell zul'jan was based off of someone they really hate who called them out for something, the mistreatment of this character felt malicious. And of course he is girl bossed by the 'wiser' troll female and is made a fool in the end where as she's all perfect and can do no wrong.Because that's all foids do, self-insert and like their fake allegations towards men of ''rape'' and vice versa they have 0 accountability. Honestly i've been thinking about making a Male Troll character but i'm not sure if Amani or Zandalari troll. Troll men deserve better.
>>583417505theres only two metrics you can look at total population and runs per week>like 200,000?whats your definition of "do Mythic Plus"people who did one key and fucked off? north of 600k characters on NA realms alone and its the third most populous region out of five
>>583416632I keep being surprised just how fucking good this newer model is at lighting and color vibrancythe previous one was pretty peak if you look at the ambient lighting giving color to the wall
>>583417743>Void/Light setting is not accessible>Antagonist wasn't developed (probably in the next patch)>Well-known story heroes (all male) were diminished>Systems didn't evolve with player expectations (just add another invasion every patch)>Borrowed power was added but was so minimal it didn't matter>Game has variety but a lot is just poorly implemented or broken>gaps in content>lack of transparency>didn't feel heardall things that they were happy to do for Forever and we haven't heard shit from them about Retail.
>>583417743>well-known story heroes were diminished>Arator is now a 40 year old teenager that whines his way through all his problems and the universe bends to his whim>Lor'themar is a useless loser who does nothing the entire expac except bitch about trolls later on>Turalyon is a MUH LIGHTBLINDED useless loser>Alleria is a literal retard who repeats the same mistake and has to learn the same lesson like 5 times over but is guaranteed invincibility due to Windrunner Plot Armor>the other 95% of the cast are all identical clones of the same soulless construct that has no desire but "muh peace"
>>583417817>Vault is setup so that you do multiple M+ runs a week, per character>Game is more alt friendly than ever before so more people will have alt characters>Most people are doing 10s so they are clearly aren't there for cheevesyeah bro, everyone is just doing 1 or 2 M+ runs a week
>>583416424they made a ton of changes and made the loot awful so theres no point to even fill your vault with dungeon slots ofc it was going to perform worse to recent seasonswhat point are you even trying to make?
World of Warcraft: Different OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC7diQ6F904
>>583418361>season so bad we unmazed the rats
>>583415167The amount of posts you make whining about foids indicates to me that you never actually let them go and are still upset about something. Don't let them live rent free in your head man. Just accept what happened and stop obsessing over them. Move on. This is like 80% of your posts and we notice.Not to demean you, but this the kinda shit incels say and we both know they would drop the facade instantly if they had a chance at sex with a woman.
>>583418297>>Vault is setup so that you do multiple M+ runs a week, per characteruhh you're unsubbed and shitposting right?gotta beno way you would make an assertion like this unless you were a literal 70iq mouthbreather>>Game is more alt friendly than ever before so more people will have alt charactersit isn't anymore so than its been in the last six patches despite what blizzard told you, its actually worse this season comparativelyyou're too stupid to gotcha postrun along pedro>>583418538if you were going to bribe people into the raid with broken loot and awful itemization outside of it you could logically conclude that would happen but i think most people just fucked off lol
>>583380301The tombstone should say>"he trusted the plan">>583380524We also need one where he's a half robot transhumanist from a cyberpunk future
>>583418702Prison homosexuality is most of 4chan at this point, you will get serious deja vu reading thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_sexuality#Male_prisoners
>>583418913>u r dumbgreat response!
>>583416424Going to be interesting to see that chart once forever comes out.
>>583419050i didn't make an assertion in my original post, however you come along with a passive aggressive response and 4 month outdated information to say absolutely nothing.yes, you are in fact a moron.nice talking to you asshole.
>>583417953Thank you for this harvest, friend.A good life is a happy gobwife.
>>583415738I fantasize about wow without furries
>>583418961past tense implies it's over50.0 implies we're so back
>>583419069honestly I don't think it'll be too different. If you're Mplussing right now I don't think you're gonna quit for Forever, you're too deep in the sauce
>>583418702>you never actually let them go and are still upset about somethingIt's a long story but yes, i rather not get into it. I'm never dating those foul witches again. And it's not just me, but how they hurt my friends every time they always cause trouble, they're disruptors.>Not to demean you, but this the kinda shit incels say and we both know they would drop the facade instantly if they had a chance at sex with a woman.I'm very gay and i would especially not do this in a million years because women will decide 'it was weird' and call you a rapists to ruin you.>>583418978I've always been gay actually my first love was a male and my first crushes were male video game characters, if anything i was brainwashed into being straight.
>>583419903lot of people are just raidlogging right now, i played the full season last patch and my brain tells me i should be doing the same but i'm still playing because i don't want to play with the retards when the push actually matters very few keys up at any given time of day, sad stuff
>Mythic Plus is pointless>Raiding is either hard or mind numbingly boring>Delves are too easy>Invasion Event #32It's a rough time on Retail brotha
>>583420518I just minigame.
i legit can't believe they're doing more invasion shit in the next patch, like holy shit.
>>583421201it's not that hard to believeever since DF expansions have become incredibly formulaic and samey, just recycling the same stuff over and over for padding
>>583421201You're not thrilled to do 10 minutes of repetitive busywork for 2 Champion crests?
>>583420518mythic raiding is a good challenge until you hit the last two bosses who are just completely unreasonablemy guild is like 100 wipes deep on Altar and we've seen the start of phase two like maybe 4 timeskilled every other boss in a way more reasonable time besides sszorak who took a week's attemptsits like the difficulty curve just flies skyhigh suddenly with the remark of "only RWF past this point" until they inevitably nerf the fights into the ground some weeks after hall of fame closes
>>583422094thisjust stop when you have 2-3 bosses remaining or join a guild that clears at the very end of a season after all buffs and nerfs
>>583422079I can stomach it if they got some unique cosmetics, like that one goblin island they added in TWW before the undermine patchit had some cool items
>>583422820You're not getting Siren Isle. You're getting drudgery mini-events that lag the world server and probably won't work the first week.
How are ye
doing legion for the first time anduhwow...wife?does this game have an npc marriage system yet?
>we STILL haven't killed Odyn yet
>>583424475
>>583424620I TOO HEB PROOD MY WURT ODEENI AM GOD KING SKOBALD
>>583424475aw yeah, she horny for me
I can't even remember, did Helya do anything in Shadowlands? I know she was there but like idk.
>>583424620Odyn did nothing wrong
>>583426342bit of a dick tho innit
>>583426342He did the instant they realized he was 'too kind' in Legion. Look at the state of basically any important character from Legion to now.
>>583426046She hung out in the Maw, the Mawsworn were technically under her command because of how she was also corrupting Odyn's Valkyries or whatever dumb fuck loose logic they had.She initially gets thwarted by the Kyrian to save Uther after someone took over Devos's role. Then she just gets taken out altogether during the Korthia patch by the Necrolords.Not even sure if she's still alive anymore, the Primus banished her, but fuck knows where. Apparently Helheim, but that's just confusing because she practically ran that place, why would you send her to where she'd likely want to go.
