Previous: >>583458804New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/COwezDS-R3s>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita BrianCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
hey
Tachyon LOVE
>>583476446Impregnating rape
HELLO!
CM is in 2 days
Helloooooo /uma/! It's time to kick off another week with a happy Muv-Luv Monday! Half TP URA is over so unfortunately there is no longer an excuse for any of us to continue delaying the inevitable.... manual GL runs for the upcoming cm. I hope you guys get something you're willing to settle on relatively quickly and of course good luck to those still trying to loop that perfect parent. Aside from that there's not really much to talk about so um.... I wish you all a quick and easy class 6 retention (especially now that we've finally hit the million mark).Guess what's on sale? That's right, Muv-Luv! Again! Continuing the streak of there being a sale in every single month of 2026. It'll surely be discounted again in December when the winter sale drops but will there be an occasion to get the classic visual novel trilogy for cheap in November? Maybe not, so grab it while it's hot and find out what all the hubbub is all about! At a whopping SIXTY percent off, they're practically giving it away!
I'm gonna miss the dobber thread...
FUCKCM IS IN 2 DAYS
shut the FUCK up.
wahey>>583476531NO IT'S IN 5 I STILL HAVE NO ACE MADE NYOPERA REFUSES TO GIVE ME STAM/LONG
i'm surprised the neicha post from last thread survived
>>583476531I still have to make my supreme racistI have the entire main story to read pretty much
Good morning, ladies and gentleUGH
I have given up on ever playing in graded league again
>>583476552STUPID SEXY SEIUN SKY...
I keep reading nyopera as New York Opera
>>583476656/ourgirl/
>>583476794I read it as NYOOOOOOpera *Insert Temu cryer*
>>583476747Her and Tsukasa were head and shoulders above the other girls imo
>>583476980I also read it like this
I heard that this whole free 50 pulls for Kita/Satono + card banner thing with not logging in for 5 days didn't happen anymore on JP after that banner. Is it true?
>Missed the rare MMO talk in umanyo...
>>583476747>I don't want you to go to England!this but platonically and out of concern
>>583476980
>>583477057lots of rare things in this terrible general
>>583477104I HATE KOT
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/XUqlpchttps://jiggie.fun/XUqlpchttps://jiggie.fun/XUqlpc
>>583477049Because they stopped splitting free pulls between two banners
Where did all the MEN go...
>>583477153top option for sure
>>583477136URARA NO THE TWINGO DODGE!!
>>583477049Looking at the timeline made by the carat calc guy who always notes down how many free pulls banners get I cant see any more 50/50 setups, yeah
RUDOLF LOOKS SO BITCHY HERE WHILE MARUZEN AND CB LOOK CUTE
>>583477351RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
cm20 status?
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>583477387yeah
Gold City feet in my mouth
Digitan LOVE
My obsession grows by the day. Another 20 new anki cards for her
>>583477376She hasn't met Teio yet
>>583477376sex marriage cbsex marriage lunakill the fake hag
>>583477387Thinking if I should keep chasing for a good parent or train my aces with a mediocre one
One of the sexiest characters ever created.
>nightmares of long CM training in GL
Bros wtf?I thought you were supposed to skip/borrow ancestors?
>>583477503cute obsessive SiL gf...
Can you remind me what CB stands for again?
>>583477057>rareYou have trannies here so you can talk about mmo at any time.
SOON!!!!
when have you done enough looping
>>583477615cute obsessive SiL wife
>>583477618Cibai
>>583477376Rudolf was a bad bitch until she got pregnant with Teio
>>583477769please be real...
>>583477618Cheeseburger
>>583477579ok mayano/amazon/laurel
>>583477612>thought you were supposed to skip/borrow ancestors?you are free to do what your favourite brown tells you to do
>>583477612f2p do have to skip it unless your free pulls go insane on it, ramonu is more important
>>583477839She is waiting for us in the UMA New World
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/XUqlpc>https://jiggie.fun/XUqlpchttps://jiggie.fun/XUqlpc>https://jiggie.fun/XUqlpchttps://jiggie.fun/XUqlpc
well, with half TP URA runs over, I'm back to letting my energy slowly pool for ace runs only. no autos. gomen, danchou
>>583477387I have for sure the best ace I'm capable of making, a competent background dancer, and I need to do a lot to miscellaneous shit to get the third ace going.
>>583477612I'm only pulling if we get free pulls
>>583478004But I want her to wait for me at the Uma Live!
>>583478063We do. 10 single free pulls
>>583478081not you again you ravenous fag!
>>583477612Here's my verdict on the ancestors questionI have no idea how Grand Masters plays. If I play it for three days and it feels like abysmal dogshit I am borrowing ancestors for the whole scenario cycle and going into maintenance mode.If I like the scenario, I'll drop a spark on it.
>>583478081you're gonna end up as the third failed love story in here.
>>583477612I like that he lost scorpio so he had to post a picture of him kissing the only octaroon in all of china
>>583477612It dependsDo you have a second wit MLB card? (FM/CBT)Do you have your own Creek already?Did you MLB your Tachy or Summer Hag?Do you have at least some track/style specific cards? (Like 1lb Ruby, etc)If you can answer yes to all that there's no point in wasting 60k on a card that will last you only 5 CM/LoH>B-but muh auto trainingYeah just borrow her for that as well
>>583478146I need at least 80
>>583478294It's more like 8th.
>>583478252This. You get like an almost a month-long GM gameplay trial period to see how it plays before you decide if you want to go all in or not
>>583478296I can't wait for him to lose against XOguri+2 debuffers in CM23 after saying for so long that Kitasan White will kill XOguri
wait are we approaching the point where the mega savers from year ago were saying they were waiting for
>>583478556No, that's in like, a year and a half
>>583477770Lanjiao
>>583477612damn, can I fit neo into my stupid pull plan? I know Ill get more carats than the calc says and I wont pity every uma pull, but I dread being poor as a f2p
CM test4310 45114310 45114310 4511
looking at my borrows fully knowing in 2 hours I'll be sad again
>>583478556in about two months
>chance to fail upgrading gearhome...
>>583478650why are you pulling for so many styles gwo
>>583478636nobody sane would actually play umamusume for 2 and half year straight without ever pulling once
>>583478681>item permamently breaks when failing to upgrade>item permanently breaks when failing to enchantMy favorite.
>>583478230We made a promise and I intend on following through!!
>>583478423I can only remember 3 notable ones so that's the number I believe in.
I love my umawife
>>583478739because I love them all
tamabot woke up
I genuinely wonder if they made the cingray ogurin shit on purpose after the whole xog menacenobody really plays her as much
>>583478556I have 190k but I plan on starting to spend it come GM yeah
>>583478650There is a day that comes for every f2poor, and that day is an important day where you have to make a choice and stick with for the rest of your uma musume career as a f2poor, choose an style and stick to it
>>583478695My beautiful wife
>>583478849>Weyou've got the wrong person again but good luck with whatever youve got going on with them
>>583478927cygames is looking for an exit by now
>>583478296VF does her best
Which umas would definitely leg lock?
>>583478652>6 front lobby and I'm the only one who isn't a frontcelnow this is cancer
>>583479013Get shy all you want, but every time you scream of not hold hands with someone is every time you scream of me!
Well that one fell in line quickly
Skip GM.
>>583479287They got the script. Now to wait if Seriru will go against the goddesses if he haven't already
>ERP hours Go back to your discord why post here you fucking retards.
>>583479345I certainly prefer Girls' Love to Gay Men myself, although the gay men I have met in real life were generally quite charming
>ERP hourspost /uma/ dicks!
>>583479415BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU ANGRY AND THATS FUNNY
>>583479287I`ll wait for TopCutTactics opinion
>>583479538You just did
>>583478652Falco... what are you doing on a long turf race
>>583479050Stronglings can't often decide the way they wanna die either. Going "I wanna die in battle" is cope when your dealt ends up being "Capture and brutal death through torture."
STOPPPPP FIGHTING
>>583479648Some Falcogods are admirable... I kneel
>>583479598that was in september...
/ourgirl/have a nice monday
>>583477612Ancestors is always borrow tier. Cygames figured they can just slap Training Effectiveness to only be available on 3lb for group and pal cards. You're going to have a terrible time if you are also planning to pull Wit Ramonu.Unlike LHello, Ancestors banner real disadvantage is the fact it doesn't come along with another SSR. Then you have Mei Sadake, a pal card who will come out alongside with Speed El. Really don't like how many umatubers will tell you 'BROOO PULL ON THIS CARD OR YOU'RE WASHED FOR THE REST OF THIS SCENARIO' while not even going in details on short & long term consequences.I'm not pull because my chocolate milk will have her banner.
>>583478784>>583478681>exponentially increasing upgrade costs >and so are the gear's attributes>>583479742aieeeeee my balls are in danger
always gamble
Hello friends!!
>>583479581that one has an ancestors video alreadyhe waffles for 12 minutes to end it with 'uhhhh maybe 200?'
>>583479924SYMBOLI KRIS SEX
>>583478476>>583478252>drop a spark>-a- spark>as in singularYoure making a huge mistake This isnt like light hello, ancestors are MLB or bust, 3lb is cope and anything below that youre better off not using it at allIf you want ancestors you gotta double spark
>>583479921STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK MARRY AND HAPPY LIFE WITH CB>>583479786STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK MARRY AND HAPPY LIFE WITH NATTIE
One day (You)'ll understand that every 3d woman is a lost cause. ""they"" ruined them because ""they"" wanted profits and women were happy to submit to that delusion, because they are all mercantile selfish self-destructive degenerates in heart. It's only now we get the results of that with nonexistent birth rates and women so terribly unattractive for building family, men would rather be gay or stay single until death. And the best part - ""they"" still don't even realize that, hence all the birthrate increase programs are doomed from the inception for a simple reason of going in the wrong direction, according to ""their"" perverse perception of reality ""they"' created. Umamusume
>>583479943...do you always record yourself playing the game?
>>583480120nta but I always have a replay buffer on for the last 30s
who asked
>>583480120>he's not a streamerbwoo??
>>583480118but the original post was made with a bakushin image.
>>583479974
>>583480061I'll shrimply MLB it in 1 spark, what's there hard to get?
>>583480120I record you playing the game
>>583480120Modern computers and video cards have software that keeps an audiovisual buffer of the last minute or two of gameplay so that you can save a video of something that just happened.You'd know this if you weren't poor.
https://x.com/JAZZ_JACK_/status/2107105656134336801
>>583479974Hello babydacchi!
I feel like borrow lock Ancestors will make the GM experience dogshitCan't wait for l'Arc since it's one of the most praised scenario and the pal is at max power at 1LB
>>583479994maybe is a skip
>>583480120yes
>>583480289Oh yeah, I just don't run niggerware to actively spy on me on my computor
>>583480230Saved!>>583480334WOW SAUCE!?
>>583480061Suppose you get a copy on the way so it's at 1LB or something.What would you rather have? 10 Teff? or Lightning Surge? or Claw Forward? or Determined Descent?
>>583480442I finally fucking remember who is tachyon reminding me of in different anime/manga
>>583476446Last call for /Uma/ Club!The leaves begin to fall. It's time for the train to leave the station. . .are weekly themed club races, collaborative musical lists, extra carats from quirky club events, and a comfy & chatty club full of nice anons for you? If so, remember that the recruitment season must come to a close and today is the last day to board, so don't delay.-reply to apply!(or you can apply in-game with /uma/ in bio even!)
>>583479974Hi, babydachi!
>>583480118>prostitution illegal in my burger state>every AI company fighting as hard as they can to ban porn related things from their modelsI want to give up on foids but society isnt making it easy creekposter
>>583480061I have never seen anyone explain why ancestors is unusable until 3 lb besides that it gets TE there. Do you also think you’re better off without light hello if she is 0 lb? Do you think the purpose of a pal card is to give 10 TE to whatever training it lands on? Or is there some other mechanic 3 lb gives that nobody ever talks about?
>>583480540You would just cope without using the card at 1lb
>>583480664What was this honse's name again?
>>583480769>use a card without TE>in a TE heavy focus scenarioanon, it's not that hard to grasp
>>583476531I still don’t have a single ace
>>583479359Witgod already told you to just borrow it because you miss out on 2 CMs before it's released.
>>583480803why would I do that?Bro you really need to attach oguris to your images whenever you're gaslighting.
>>5834805401lb to free your borrow, TEfaggots are truly the worst.
>>583480664Don't worry, you'll find something one day, surely
>>583480632
good luck on your pasa pulls if you plan to pull for ramonu and ancestors right after, lol
>>583480540You can cope just fine with the white versions of the skills you mentioned
>>583480629
>You will bowwow lock yourself bwoAnd that is a problem because..?
>>583479974hello fool
>>583480861Ok so why am I using ancestors instead of a random brick with good TE? 10 TE isn’t too terribly much on its own. Surely you run the card for its mandatory scenario link effects and not because it gives one random training 10 TE.
>>583481045Open League for GM, going into L'arc refreshed and ready to beat the French
>>583481089"S rank this month"You lost V
>>583479974Hello fren!
>>583481045What do you think I've been saving for?Still not rolling on Scamcestors
>>583481113B-b-but maining a style isn't real....
>>583481045Rainbow crystals son, I got 4 of em
You don't have to worry about most metachasing if you keep playing in open league right?
I'm prepared to halfass the next scenario. Until Pasa comes along my account is bricked anyway so I'm not putting maximum effort in until then
>>583479943>yellow icons and yellow numbers on lessonsWait scenario linked characters actually benefit something? I thought they only exist for the last choiceSO ALL THESE TIME THE VBOBO'S IM FIGHTING AGAINST WERE BOOSTED BY THE SCENARIO?
Uma musume is an uma musume gameThat is why I am mostly pulling for uma musume
>>583481384sitting out one scenario to be fully prepared for the next one is totally valid especially with auto in the game now
Let's say I have tons of premium speed cards.I also have premium wit.Hell, I even have a premium power card. (I dont wanna talk about it)However, my creek isnt mlb. How bad will this card perform in GM if I have to borrow ancestors?
save the mlb ancestor gaslight for later bwochocho, it's still 3 months until it's live
>>583481379TrueBut that's not fun
>>583481126ill shrimply make up for it by using my copy of MLB biko
>>583480664lol. lmao.
>>583481379you can literally do whatever there, but you will feel the weight of the newcuties you slay on your soul
One day (you) will understand that life in material world is a lost cause. The Demiurge and the Archons ruined it from the start, and humans were happy to submit to that delusion — for they are all affected by ignorance and desire for impermanent pleasures, begotten of the counterfeit creation. Perpetually do we reap the results: the intense trauma of emerging into the world and vulnerability to physical illnesses, chronic pain, and mental disturbances; the slow, painful decline of physical beauty, memory, energy; the continuous frustration of unfulfilled desires, career failures, or unattainable material goals; Being forced to deal with unwanted people, hostile environments, conflicts, or difficult societal duties; the emotional agony of parting from loved ones, losing wealth, or leaving comforting places. And the best part— servants of the Demiurge still do not even realize that all attempts at happiness are doomed from their inception, for the simple reason of the flawed nature and perverse perception of reality that the Archons themselves fabricated.
>>583480890I'll believe Seriru instead
>>583481442I won't sit it out, I just won't destroy my soul if I cant win any plats
>>583481449>premium power card but no CreekIncredible. Well, there's only one long cm in GM so you'll probably be fine if you arent training fronts and/or your uma has an inherent recovery
>>583480936Anon, I'm 38.
SLURRRRRRRP
>>583481567yeah I mean taking it easy as "sitting out" basically, you'll still easily get to atleast B graded finals with cope cards
>>583481595AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I will use witgod, the bird and then finally Brian-kun, with these I will triangulate what I must do about ancestors.
It's so sad that her only foal, Judah, was dogshit at running. Despite being sired by King Kamehameha and having Sunday Silence as his maternal grandsire, he had 12 starts and 2 wins, not one of them graded. Her story really wasn't meant to continue on after the Shuka Sho
>>583480580she looks cool>>583481394i didn't check further but scenario umas get +5 each end of concert on top of the usual +50 and a small stat amount, it could be better but it's something
>>583481595Let's hope that one day is tomorrow then
>>583481595Oh hey we are the same ageHow does it feel knowing that Orfevre will come out when we will be in our 40s
>>583481595
>>583481531This is what happens when genshin players leave their containment thread
>>583481797i don't know, let's ask Allen
>>583481531I no longer fear quasimorphosis. I embrace it
Nothing matters.My account is permanently bricked.Time to uninstall.
>>583481595The word "someday" is a bigger cope than any support card You sit around waiting for something to happen and then realize your life is already spent and that WAS the life you lived>that one clip from Kaiji that goes viral on Twitter every year or so
>>583482000mambwo...
>>583482000We told you not to pull on BOOTka
Weird cultCool sci-fi lingo though
>>583481595Dude you're so fucking old. What the fuck are you doing here? Go back to your family
>Luv Daiwa>Luv Satono>Only 40k caratsDo I go balls to the wall and skip Mejiro Ramonu for oshis?
>>583481797Its kind of rough to think about people using reaction images of cute high school aged horse girls when in reality they look like this (or worse)
>>583481595glad to know I'm not the only one here.
>>583482008>that one clip from KaijiI know which one you mean, but for me it's pic related, a much more dangerous cope.>tfw you realize you are Misaki.
>>583481595I don't know anything about you other than from the 2 posts you've made but I hope it gets worse for you.
>>583482191just get lucky on the free dia pulls and buy daiwa
Club check time!>where is /uma/chan or umaoooWhile I don't necessarily agree or disagree with removing them, I just follow #clublist rules. If they aren't in club list, then I won't include them in club check.>where are B and C clubsI only include clubs above rank 2000. Also, 18 is the default number of umas in a custom room. If your club is that casual, you shouldn't be worrying about rankings the real reason is because I'm too lazy to include them and no one really cares so I just don't>why did you include a ranking systemFor fun. This is a racing game, after all. It's not to create cheap drama, in fact I dislike dramaposting. But I like numbers and rankings. Also, I think being the butt of the joke can work as an incentive sometimes.
The real lesson out of this should be this:Anyone who makes you try to feel ashamed of who you are is trying to sell you something.
>>583482251nah i moisturize and live a mostly stress free life so i look fine :)
>>583482164>family>friends>sexual partner >anything except mabye a cat
>>583481119>>583481204Hello!
>>583480118that’s rough bud
I've realized that I would die single at the age of 20, now I'm 29 and still hold that belief.I'm ugly, dumb, poor, short, and have a small dick. A cursed existence. What else I could do outside of doing my job and taking care of my chicken coop?Anyway, Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>583481829it's ok when umas do it
>>583480834I don't remember either. I want to say Marche Lorraine but that sounds wrong, somehow.
>>583482448At least post uncensored titties
Sooooo are the Mejiros and Satonos huge stake holders in Tracen? They seem to be allowed to just throw a party whenever they want
>>583482251Other 38anon here. I lift and never go outside so I look decent. My Vegeta hairline can't be helped though.
>>583477856Samson/Biwa/Rudolf/Vodka...
>>583482448>I'm ugly, dumb, poor, short, and have a small dickBut at least you have plenty of plats right?
>>583482448post a pic of your chicken coop or you're full of shit
>>583480061>ancestors are MLB or bust why is that?
I love math.
>>583482373tyler drop autisma leeches and join umadash, umanko or dacchis already
>>583482251>>583482556I literally look like a soijack, its awful. Im ugly as fuck>just shave the facial hairI tried, my jaw has such a tragic shape that it makes my face look obese when im not even fat
>>583482346I know the law, I know my rights, if I run away from my oshis I will forever be reminded I skipped them when I see someone else doing runs of them. That would feel worse than missing on a card that will get power crept eventually.
>>583482448>I'm ugly, dumb, poor, short, and have a small dick.
>>583482665it's not mlb or bust but unlike with light hello where the TE ends up not being super relevent because you dont chase trainings with her in year 3, Ancestors is a pal card and thus can rainbow. Therefor the TE makes more of a difference and you dont get any pre 3lb.
>>583482448Anon, get help.
>>583482448same but i'm rich, in case you thought money would solve it
>>583482819What is this curren image trying to convey
>>583482448Tickezo-chicken anon...
>>583482843>ancestors is a pal cardmeant group card
I'm turning 39 this month..
>>583482448I stopped looking for one early because I took anime seriously. Mainly Keima first, and then fucking Kenji. It was over for me before it even started.
>>583482373>(+5)
>>583482373What the hell just happened to Mambo? Weren't they safe at the 200s?
>>583481126>Ok so why am I using ancestors instead of a random brick with good TE? 10 TE isn’t too terribly much on its own. Surely you run the card for its mandatory scenario link effects and not because it gives one random training 10 TE.ignore him, it's just another gaslight tactic. The only reason to run pal cards is their scenario link. Their other pal benefits are comparatively worthless, and their gold skills can be obtained at 0lb. As far as I know the only exception is Tucker, which requires 3lb or MLB in order to even HAVE a scenario link, and which I'll be skipping. For the rest of the pal cards, I'll pull a 0lb and borrow the generalist cards that are only used in that scenario. Dumping 600 pulls on every banner the way I did Tachyon/Hello isn't a feasible option.
>>583482871It's too late for that. Stalemate, though.
>>583483079We bounce up and down pretty often
>>583483079i don't know... we even got Beanz and lost a flatliner but went down 200 ranks...
>>583483032I'm good looking and money is not an issue but anime also destroyed any chances of me ever getting a partner. Nino Nakano will never be real.
>>583483021>pic relatedLiterally me... Tried to draw shit for what, 4 hours a day for almost 10 years and I hate myself so much for drawing like a toddler at 32Also, gratz, or condolences, depending on how you're taking it
how can /uma/ be this funny completely unintentionally. is it some kind of superpower?
>teio poster>good lookingYou cant be a teio poster and good looking
>>583482843>10 TE makes the difference between bricked and unbrickeddoubt. Group rainbows with Ancestors at 3lb is not going to be necessary for GM. Borrow or 0lb is fine.
>>583483079cuz the bottom5 niggas earn in one week the fans i clanked yesterday
>>58348244826 here. I accepted the fact that young love will never happen to me. And still I want to get better at talking and going outside but it gets pretty demoralising how easy you get told to fuck off. I still hope I can meet someone who maybe is just as fed up of what even is considered as 'normal' just as me. I do want to live a bit longer.
>>583482448Literally me except I'm not poor and I don't have a chicken coop.At this point I'd rather to be single desu, I've grown to despise 3dpd.Uma musume: Pretty Derby.
>>583483393looks are the least of your worries when it comes to teioposters
I’m wealthy, hot as fuck and immeasurably talented yet women scare me.
Do you think the fat diabetic teioposter is still around
maybe I cope with this 1* power and just use creek to hit stam, I'm training OGurin anyway so 20% speed growthjust need to find a good long stam spe or something maybe
>>583483573that doesnt narrow it downbut yes
>>583482743Why would he now that he kicked the flatliners and he's not carrying the club alone anymoreThe only logical transfer would be for /uma/ club
you have to join our club...danchou's gonna recruit 2 more homeless men here at this rate
>>583483573that one was fake and finding out was the day my blind trust in /uma/ died, that guy was from the priconne threads
If you are wealthy you owe me moneyIf you are a female you owe me sexUma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>583483789wrong sakura to say this. try again.
>>583483253Anime destroyed any expectancy I have for IRL women, and most especially in the year of 2020+6
Is Pasa, Maru and Oguri the only umas that's suitable for fan runs?
>>583483789correct sakura to say this. don’t try again.
>>583483641give allen nobody likes you or your club
>>583483789>sakura gayono o
>>583483958anyone can do it in mant with sparks, auto trainer cheats
>>583481285what were you doing with your carats nonny? everyone has tachy, finemo, CB, maruzen by now
>>583483958almost any uma can if you have the sparks
if your image/webm is perfectly square, it's probably mine
Talking to women isn't hard bros. Just don't be weird.
>>583483789No one owes anyone anything.If anyone says you do, they are lying to you.
>>583482373wasn't umasumi a B+ club last month? Good job bwos
>>583483150>We bounce up and down pretty ofteni'm sure you do
I hate to admit but she looks really nice in this outfit.
>>583482373>My club is that highWhat the fwuark danchou? We are not jobbers?
>>583484245I love my first /uma/ ex club the danchou is such a nice person
Shit, /uma/ became the place where I usually go to see my old bros and then we get drunk out of sadness and start laughing out of it.Not bad though.
>>583484176Talking to women is not the issue is that women are women I'd rather talk to men only
Begone thot, twice over
>>583482373DANCHOOOOO
>>583484370that's gay bwo
my gf is cooking us dinner right now while I'm here grinding aces for CMyou guys have a skill issue of your own doing and would rather doom or be spiteful against others than do anything about it
>>583484176I'm awkward af I rather be awkward with my bwos
Why is everyone playing this game so old
>>583484176There is no enviorment where you should walk up to someone you know and talk to them with the intentions of courtship
if anyone tells you anything, they are lying to you.
>>583482373including botters wouldn't make sense for this or the list and that other corpse left us long beforeand arguably, before we even started
>>583484370talking to men is equally as bad, nobody wants to commit to anything serious anymore humanity died back in 2020
>>583484370I simultaneously have the highest opinion of women I know IRL (three friends and three sisters in law), but the lowest possible opinion of women thanks to their online reputation. giving them equal rights of citizenship was a grave mistake. I'm only interested in umas now, and thank God for that, I can't imagine the hell of trying to meet a woman these days with the intention of building a family together with her.
>>583484486it is what it is
>>583484540this is an ojisan game, kid
I'm literally broke with zero dollars in the bank but have a rich wife in her 40s. Unfortunately she hates me but is addicted to sex with me and I'm required to fuck her on a schedule or she has a horrifying melty and threatens me. I take dick pills to get hard so she can use my body and spend my spare time working out, studying for classes so I can finally get a degree and a decent job, and playing shitty videogames when I can sneak some free time in. Women are a meme, don't fall for it.
turf s long s run got agemasen'd by yeppers and rainbows disappeared senior summer onwardfug dis
>>583484176I never had any issue doing that. If only that was the problem.
/uma/ is giga weird today man
>>583484750uma for this feel?
Thoughts?
>>583484968Gold City
>>583484540ojiisan game ladyou gotta get a job so you can spend your earnings on gambling on umas
>>583484504it's difficult to feel any sort of pity or compassion about people who blame every problem they have or thing that they dislike on any random group of people that they already hate. oomamusumay
What if I literally don't care about women
>>583485013The recently divorced auntie who takes you to the guest room at 10:05 pm in the middle of the grill party
>>583484540Video games in general are for old fucks nowYounger gens just play roblox and "young weebs" play hoyoslop
>>583485013pearl sexo
tam tam
>>583482373Autisumabwos... maybe I have judged you too harshly... you're not that stinky, maybe we can still merge if you want...
>>583485373>Suddenly memories I never knew of surge in my headNo... don't tell me...
>>583482448I'm 33, still have women doing the hair waving shit at me but my life is incredibly dogshit so I don't even bother
>>583482373crazy to see that /uma/club is still unmatched even with 2 members missing
>>583480061Global is casual more or less even 0 LB is more than enough
>>583485831uma&co is going for S rank btw!
>>583485752fenomeno looks so much more cutesy than usual in this pic.
What exactly do i need my borrow slot for next scenario if I dont roll for ancestors?The last "must borrow" card was claw forward and this CM has proven that shit was an overrated meme
>>583480321Grand Cute
Im gonna rip an insane fart in 5 minutes
>>583485427I tried to get my nephew who was 11 years old at the time to play FF5 because he wanted to get into retro gaming but then proceeded to complain how old games are bad because they don't look like Undertale.Got him to play soccer though.
>>583485831I don't feel like making aces yet
>>583485997if you can loop whites you don't need whale cardsdon't roll for ancestors
>>583482156Been afk, eating food. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>583485997Stam Kris SStam McqueenGuts Gold City
>>583485997"must borrows" are a gaslight anon90% of the time someone shills for a must borrow card because it has a good gold skill its on some dogshit card with no friendship or TE that makes you lose more in stats than what the gold skill is worth
>>583486236fusu
>>583485997You don't 'need' anything I still borrow Kitasan all the time and won 3/3 GC plats. It just makes it easier to play.You can play with welfares only but it can take a lot of time to make ace to reach A finals (winning is even harder). With cards it takes like 3-4 attempts per ace and is pretty easy, the rest is just trying to improve your chance to win.
>>583485997All the other style specific cards, the CM specific meta card.
ANSWER MY QUESTION, YOU GREEDY FUCK!
>>583486132This but with my little brother. Tried getting him into games like Skyrim, Fallout, Monhun, etc but he didn't like all of them. He did get into Tekken though and he's now beating my ass consistently.
>>583486275>stam mcqueenI swear I NEVER EVER EVER heard a single anon talk about this card and suddenly I see multiple anon and Twitter bring it up at the same timeWhat's so special about it?
>>583486447farting is not a question
>>583485997Claw Forward was only a meme in GL because stamina is hard to come by. I think it's going to be different for GM.
>>583485831nobody remembers this but they had to claw their way up under umaoo's shadowit's kinda the forged in the fire s-club
>>583482883how rich?
>>583486613It's a stam card that lasts exactly one CM with a long only gold recovery then gets powercrept by SoE
>>583486617NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FARTS, YOU IRISH HARLOT!
i would rather snack and eventually quit the game than save forever just to get scammed by shit pulls in some mandatory banner
>>583485238then you have sex with guys? what kind of question is this
>>583486795you save so you don't get scammed wdym
>>583486373>You don't 'need' anything I still borrow Kitasan all the time and won 3/3 GC plats. It just makes it easier to play.Having THAT doesn't count.
>>583486795you save until you have 1 sparkthen you start snacking
>>583477612It comes down to your own situation, but for most anons its merely a matter of giving up your ability to run flex cards for an entire scenario. Because if you dont roll it, you have to borrow it.
>>583486962you killed the thread dumb chiyoposter
>>583484558I am lying to you
>>583485013I wish I could have pulled her. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>583486447no
>>583486952Never ran her (I don't have her). All it takes is lucky enough matchmaking and race. Had like 60% winrate in round 2.
>>583487395violence is not the answer
??? wtf
Stop making Falco fat
>>583486373>3-4 attempts per aceI hate you luckshitters so much>t.15 attempts to train a good Kitasan and still don't have anything
Keep making falco fat
I wish Dia were real
>>583487940Shut up, Conrad.
>>583487637>I wish I could have pulled her.you could haveyou chose not to
>>583487728
>>583487793I'm sure you can make umas like this in 3-4 attempts. >>583487663It was enough for A finals. Sure if I would want to highroll it would take WAY longer.
>Chubby Umas: it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.
>>583487729you rike?
>>583482251I come to the internet to act silly. It's a good life
>>583488149>>583487608Dia really is the cutest
>>583488076I couldn't afford her (I main fronts and had to save). Sad.
>>583487793>>t.15 attempts to train a good Kitasan and still don't have anythingI used to spend hours upon hours trying again and again to make aces, but when GL was released I finally found the trick to making an ace in only 1-3 attemptsthe trick is to not make any attempts until registration is open so you're forced to run with whatever you get in the first couple triest. got 2/3 GL plats so far
Just drop the 20 dollars or whatever at anni and you can umatix her
>>583488410>I ... had to saveNo, you CHOSE to save. You have free will.
post something angry
>>583487740This really is the most tittilating image ever posted to /uma/
>>583488404her sleeves being so big gets me every time
I made crepes
Trainees are for ________
>>583488610
>>583488076I was spooked by three other 3* umas when I daily rolled 10 times on her banner. It's her fault for not showing up after I dumped so many carats.
>>583488704Funny, I made potato pancakes yesterday.
>>583488739Training?
>>583488076im going to swipe for her on the next selectoreventually i want to have the entire class of '97 and all their alts
>>583488687
>>583488469When is the anniversary
>>583487918I wish Gentildonna was slutty and not cute
>>583489037end of november/early december
>>583489037how could you forget our anniversary
>>583489012
>>583488590you're saying.....it was my choice, to save?
>>583489210I never expected a reference to the GOAT of cooking. This is a good thread
>>583489182
If your favorite uma was real I promise they wouldn't want anything to do with anyone in this thread
do snowboarding boots actually look like this
Yeah bro, Arima Kino is the oshi CM! (If your oshi is V. Bourbon and two fronts)Anyone can win! (If they are a front runner with two other front runners)
>>583489392If my favorite uma was real I'd cheer for her every day on TV and watch her races while my wife beats me up for not paying attention to her.
>>583489392I'm a normal person irl thoughever. checkmate, lib.
>>583489392Air Shakur and Narita Taishin shitpost on umachan though
>>583489392But she is real and she is dead
>>583489210Sometimes you can put the carrot in the hamburger steak, othertimes it's not necessary. It's really your choice.I personally like a carrot in my steak. It's my choice. It's what I prefer. But it's up to you.
>>583482448>Ugly, dumb, poor, short, and have a small dickI can think of a significant success story for you bwo
>>583489392Dia would have a rich 6'6 handsome, muscular, huge cock boyfriend
>>583489723
This run would have been really good if I didnt get a total of FOUR wit rainbows the entire run
>>583489684So she's really dead?
>>583489753>huge cock boyfriendI never understood thisdo you think guys with big cocks get more girls?how does this actually play out?do they just go around telling chicks about their gigantic cocks?girth is more important than length anyway
>>583489919They smell the testosterone and confidence of a guy with huge dick
>>583489919Whisper in a girl's ear that your cock is huge and you'd love to rearrange her guts and she'll drop her panties right there on the spot.
>>583489919guys with larger cocks have more confidence
>>583490015sounds like you need to just b confident and take test
>>583489723tamamo doesn't have a dick though.
>>583489919>do you think guys with big cocks get more girls?I would imagine they do. >do they just go around telling chicks about their gigantic cocks?they're probably smoother about it than "HUURR DURR LOOK ME HAVE BIG PENIS", but yeah, probably they do.
>>583490101I know it's small but you don't have to be rude!
>>583490101tamamo cross CANONICALLY has a tiny tamamo cross
>>583490101wtf bro dont say it like that....
any jongers
>>583489392Wrong, if she were real she'd be here right now hugging me and telling me everything is going to be ok.
>>583490293my body is ready to deal into a yakuman
>>583490293I just ate but sure
>>583490313Rearranging Taishin's guts
>>583490404>>583490483That's two cool dudes already, surely we can find another to fill the roomMajsoul Friends Room 68146(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68146
>>583489919>do you think guys with big cocks get more girls?They walk around naked spinning their cocks>how does this actually play out?see above>do they just go around telling chicks about their gigantic cocks?they just spin and grunt while beating their chests
>small penor>still gets it done just as well as anyone elsewhich is to say not at all, tamamo and the heisei big three were terrible parents
>>583490293Instead of asking questions you should post room and find out
>>583489392We'd bond with our mutual love for fanfiction and umas and we'd hang out and eventually meet and eventually have chemistry and then we accidentally hold hands and get embarrassed but I hold her hand on purpose and then she holds mine back and then we kiss and then we start dating and then we marry and then we have sex and then we have children
ugh.. men and their huge veiny cocks.. disgusting
>>583490582Wow, that was fast. Started!
>>583489392Kawakami Princess and I have shared interests in mahou shoujo though...
>>583490582Finally the change of flow needed before doing my last borrow.
>>583490734Dober is absolutely a size queen
>>583490734how is her entire torso like 1.5 feet tall
>>583490582>fulln...nyo...
>>583490313I'm gonna bully her
>>583490651agnes didgeridoo would be scared of you.
>>583489919>girth is more important than length anywayBeing curved compensates as well
guess this is it. I'm done making aces, I've truly pushed it to the 90% this time. Ny Opera O is goldslop and the fastest, V. Bourbon is the strongest, and Xmas Daiwa is the tankiest of them all.In theory bourbon-kitasan-seiun is strong but because I don't have creek and maru speed, it really hurts to lose one of them so I decided to run fronts with innate recoveries and use 12-15* stam sparks instead.
>>583489461
>>583491079Cards?
Spe-chan sex?
What umas would prefer small peepees?
>>583491369only as a last resort
>>583491385Curren
>>583489919>Oops! I dropped my monster condom which I use on my magnum dong!
I'm gonna make a 2nd room Majsoul Friends Room 28995(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=28995
>>583489392If she was real she will feel threatened by the horse girls on my phone
>Zero legacies on chrono with 3* power/sprint/leap forwardWHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOPERS
>>583490734
>>583491407Rude
oh... the event endedoh... I only got to 45 winsoh...
>>583491538>need leap forward againgod fucking dammit
>>583491407Why?
>>583491538Why would I put my perfect parents up for others to take retard
>>583491079I've done 15 runs so far on Kitasan (still have to make Bourbon and Suzuka or Maru or Sky)and have never gotten close to this statline. How the fuck are you doing it?
>>583491704Spe isn't even ugly. She's kinda plain, but she's cute and has a nice body. There's some actually ugly umas out there that deserve the bullying she gets.
post something refreshing
>>583491294Tachy-Kita--Borrowed maru speedseiun-bourbon-fine moanLight HelloDasca- seiun wit bourbonBourbon- seiun fine moanOpera O- fine moan bourbonI could probably push that Opera O even deeper, but I cant be assed to find another long S front A Opera run with these stats and skills she has.
>>583491885
>>583491885okay
>>583492020A refreshing glass of Special Week's pee and butt sweat
>>5834915172/4...let's play jong...
I need to suck Satono Diamond's boobs>Anon, she's doesn't exis-I. NEED. TO. SUCK. SATONO. DIAMOND'S. TITS.
>>583491790I never did in previous runs either, I'd say its experience after playing the scenario for 3 months. But the biggest factor is probably getting kitasan to orange before make debut, it really snowballs the run so hard.
>>583492275I already forgot my account
>>583492324You and me both
>>583492335post deck for your Bourbon? That one's particularly impressive. I don't have Opera or Xmas Daiwa, but I do have Bourbon
>>583492348At least say you lost it as a bet in a jong match
>your fav uma is real>you have chemistry>you date and love each other>but>she hates having sex with you>she wants your permission to have sex with other menWhat do you do
>>583492275I have an account but I don't know how to play and don't want to make a fool of myself
>>583492642we need to teach more of you guys how to play mahjong I see
>>583492638anon, if she wants to have sex with others instead of you - you have no chemistry and she doesn't love you
>>583492324Understandable
>>583492515>>583491930learning to sneak stam training at random points in the run is good. Giving up on a single rainbow for a LH-maru stam click is good value, if even just LH is there its worth considering already. And almost slamming every single passion token to stamins is also important, but sometimes you might want that +energy or hints instead.
>>583492537I love when she says "TORENA-SAN HOWDY :D"
They should have had American vas voice the American umas
>>583483991unf ballroom ArdanUUUNNNFFFFFFF
>>583492638i see americans are waking up
Imagine…
>>583492324Same
>>583492887>using 3 speed cards. huh. I might try that. Creek's recovery is goated of course, but your power and speed fall into the toilet more often than not. I've been doing 2 spd/2wit/Creek/LH. >inb4 witgod told you 3 spd card
>>583493182How about paizuri?
>>583492638NTR-torena...
>>583493085The fandub of King Halo proves they did the right choice
>>583493289I would've used creek if have her, maru speed and power sparks to balance her out. But I don't. Most of my parents are 6* stam or 6* stam 3*pow with the relevant pinks. I've seen better umas(UF4 bourbon and UFs thats not bourbon, I cant hit UF unless its bourbon), with creek but my configuration is the best for my deck and spark situation.
>>583491517Mahjong.........Lost
>>583493367After a really long making out session
>>583493747I'll leave after this one gayme so there's gonna be an open slot
>>583493747sorry bwo, we just had an unfortunate amount of jongers online.....
>>583493604well you should be proud, those umas look strong as fuck. Hope you win plat. I'll keep grinding at it, maybe Kitasan is just extra hard mode this CM.
leak the jonger papers and you won't have that issue anymore
>Winning The Soul is a song only winners of the triple crown can sing >Is almost exclusively sung by umas who didn't win the triple crown
First time cooking Salmon. Even though it can improve, it was better than the stuff I've been served on restaurants. Uma for this feel?
>>583493961Here you go https://repo.riichi.moe/tourneys.html#tourneys-mjg
>>583493883I tried kitasan but faced the same issue as you do, this was my best kitasan. 3 speed but this time using Jordan welfare instead of kita speed.
>>583494059>literally also on a quest to start cooking salmon for myself for the first timegive me the tips bro. what did you learn the first time you wish you knew going in?
>>583494092That's not /uma/ go back
fuark man i took firm condition for no reason
>>583492324I don't recall typing this
>>583494475she's not in global yet wdym
Where is Contrail
>>583494534Kris S sounds like she would have the hottest moans
>>583494535
>>583494762GROOVE!>>583494839TEIO!
>>583494268nta but cooking salmon is fun. I used a cast iron skillet to sear the fish (skin side down) for 3 minutes, season with onions sauce/pepper/, then flip and sear for 3 minutes, then flip again and finish in the oven for about 10 minutes at 400 degrees F or until the fish is flaky. good luck!
so he said>for no reasonand then the other guy said>HAHA LIKE THE UMAMUSUME?!it was so fucking funny man
They need to add Liberty Island. She deserves the same adoration than Suzuka gets.
>>583494687I bet she does.Bananafiend too
>he repeated a joke but ironically because taking all the fun from life is what zoomers do
>>583478854cute and benevolent borse
I thought ogurin is good at trimming her nails
why my 21k rating uma beat uf rank? on 100 sim
>>583495274rankslopping isn't everything
You know why he repeated that joke? For No Reason at all!
My Reason? No
Bananafiends are the only canonical size queens in the umamusume world
>>583495395Biwa needs a big dick in order to feel it
>>583495375He must care about her a lot in that case!
>>583495395
i give up
>>583495395it's ok
>>583495624dont
>>583490582finally won a jongi wont check the maka and continue to stay ignorant on if it was deserved or notgg
good jonger
>>583490582thanks for the games there was lots of violence in here
>>583490582THANK YOU FOR JOININGIt was a lot of fun as always!>>583495858If you won then that means you deserved it :3
a game so boring people have to start jonging or talk about random mmotruly the state of a background gameteio / luna cute
whatever I'm taking this and I will proceed to not click anyhting but speed and stam>>583495946I GOT RAPED
>>583496152skill issue
>>583496127not like you can play while the clanker is working
>>583496127current scenario is ass and pisses me offplaying jong with my /uma/ bros is fun and sparks joy
>>583496127Cygames' fault for making GL so SHIT.
GL is actually mean average
guess I'll go watch the 2nd part of cingray I still haven't finished it
I like seeing people talking and having fun with jong even though I don't play itumamusume
>>583496695I think people having a good time is great even if it's things I don't care for or participate in (like keiba)
any amards?
3 speed 1 wit > 2speed 2 wit?
>>583496942>>>3 speed 2 wit 1 LH
>>58349694220% spd growth umas can run 2 speed
>>583496942Yeah, but the wit has to be high prioCB/Air Groove/Curren for SSRsDaiwa/Seiun for SRs
>>583496942wit is a meme3 speed 1 sta1 witlh
>>583496127A game so good he lurks in this thread and posts the characters even though he hates it
>>583496695I don't care for jong, nor know how to play it, so I'm pretty meh about the posts.However, they're 1000 times better than the usual trash we see here, plus their posts are VERY easy to hide, ignore and generally just move past. They're chill bastards, if anything.
>>583496887Armads?
>>5834969422 speed and get lucky
>>583496817This is why dramaposting is so good everyone's just having a great time
>>583497398Haha yeah... sure.....
Naked Dober
>>583497398/uma/club...
What's her problem?
>>583497371this is the kind of fucker that steals my platsI just felt the dread looking at it I know my umas just lost
>>583497132>nor know how to play itIt's easy to learn. I'm an irl witlet and I managed to learn the rules playing well is another topic
>>583497398>turning into gossiping women is us having a great time
>>583497398no.
When is Rob Roy?
I like it when we talk about the ongoing anime season
>>583497506I actually asked for a threesome with Doto
vf said power card is le bad and shit
>>583497657Tried very briefly once, partly for Yakuza's sake, then gave up and forgot about it again. Just not my thing I guess, or I'm just too lazy as usual. Rather just play chess and get my ass raped that way.
>>583497765On the 7th
>>583497765schedule is in the oplike 50h from now?
JUST ADD HER CYJEWS
>>583497809they are
>>583497506Dota would be an absolute menace in bed, but she would give bad advice on purpose
>>583497867Her eyes are erection inducing...
>>583497867She's def pretty high on the list of anime only umas I'd roll for. A shame it'll never happen
>>583497829I would get absolutely fisted in an /uma/chess match. Wouldnt even be able to cope and say that I got unlucky
>>583497867And her too
>>583498075one blitz game perhapshttps://lichess.org/L8hqDZ54
>>583497903She would goof up and end up breaking your dick
>>583497809Rice Power is actually a stam card
Uniques to inherit for End?
>>583497809paces literally have a power card with my true strength guaranteed but they aint even using it
>>583498290Given how much of a perv doto is even now despite getting snip'd... I'd say Uma Doto's trainer is drained at least once a day.The old gramps practically gets 20 years younger when he so much sees a mare.
>>583498467pump and doberyeah I'd pump dober too
>>583498467MPB, Barcacole, or Superior HealYou can opt for Pump instead of MPB if you don't have Dober
>>583498467Ryan, Dober as parentsRudolf, Oguri, Spe as grandparentsMemorize it, because it's gonna be like that for a while
>>583498259uma feeling ballsy tonight
>>583497809You can use whatever card you want with 17 stam sparks
Which would be the best ult to inherit for the sprint cm?>Special Week>Narita Brian >Red Teio>Mejiro RyanTrying to figure out who to raise as a grandparent.Ryan and Red Teio would be easiestI'm ruling out umas that have to many A aptitudes since I want to actually get my desired pink
>>583498290She stops goofing up once she goes feral
>>583498838what style and for what uma
>>583498259My pieces failed their witchecks
>>583498259GG
Alright, I'll go with this and pray. I thought Rob Roy was today so was going to save my borrows/TP but oh well.
>>583498290That's slander from other less endowed umas to stop trainers to bed her and let themselves be ruined by this absolute sex demon
>>583498981>newcutie is already S1 in TTthey grow up so fast
>>583498838front is pasa+machanpace is nishino+creeklate is lmaoend is king+maruzenskygenerally get as many accels as possible since it's sprint
Have sex with umas.
>>583498896pace or endmy style and choice of uma will be dictated by what I can build that's good not the other way around
>>583499068is sfv not working for the sprint cm
Good night friends!!
Is this too little Wit? I have no idea what good End skills are so I just grabbed whatever that had gold End skills.
I join 10 CM pub rooms, I only win 2 times. but I also used the sim and run 100 races for check if was a fluke or not. every race was 1-3% win in the sim. I am so done
>>583499194nope
>>583499194Only works for OG taiki, and even then she only gets half of the duration with accel
>>583499196Goodnight silly fren
Maybe if I had 3 good speed cards instead of Tachyon + SRs I could've done 1600 1200 1200 900 600 or something like that. But whatever, hopefully it's good enough.
>>583499068Those weren't in the listTruly essential ults are for the parent not the gp
Hi, I'm a bit nooby to the game, is there a spreadsheet with stamina caps for different distances paired with running styles?Or should I only focus on them according to the distance?
Seiun Hades will retire to stand stud after this year's Tenno Sho Autumn
>almost went to 5 class today>redo my Rickey >thisInsane
>>583499471https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQHere u go :) just search "stamina chart"
>>583499290Dork
>>583499471you can enter your uma's stats in the race sims in the op to see how much you need. Fronts and pace need more stam than lates and ends, but distance has way more impact on stam requirements than style.
I AM USING 3 SPEED WHY DIES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME WHY EHY WHY SHY WHYPIECE OF SHOT GAME20% GROWTH3 CARDSMY SPEED SHOULD BE HUGERigged RN
>>583499715Your subconscious is holding you back from hitting wit due to PTSD from capping in senior summer back in the unity days.
Tabaru might go for Arima KinenWill remain active next year (wait... back to back Takarazuka win -> 14th at L'Arc... This is just like Gold Ship... That means at the 3rd Takarazuka he will recreate the 12 billion yen incident!!!!!!)
>>583499320oh my badjust go with w/e late speed umas you have, oguri, fuji etc
>>583499672Thank you>>583499691Does it tell you right away how much she needs? Or do you have to do some math?
Where 2 paid carats went? How it's even possible
Should I glue my runs that fail to get Long S?
>>583499672>erzzy still has not updated the monthly adviceits over...
>>583499996
>>583489824evil horse
>>583500157there is no advice for this CM, only pain
>>583500239no i mean the pull advicei like to read through it
>>583499931I already have a ballroom Fuji gp now I'm building the other oneOguri has too many A aptitudes since I got some dirt in my best ggp legaciesDoes pump work (ignoring low chance of proccing at all)?
>>583500021if it is second inspiration and you only need S + better stats compared to previous best, yes
>>583499958stamina is a flat number. Just clik race and look at how much hp your uma has at the end and you can subtract the excess (though obviously having some extra is good as a buffer)
I will ticket Full Armor Fuku. I will ticket Brickey. My account will be worse off for it.
>>583499996trainer's genes didn't even try...
>>583500310>taking pulling advice from the same nigga that tells you to skip tachyon and kitasan
>>583500424Your account will be blessed for it
when kita dies? I am tired of this awful hint pool
>>583500424Just do what I do and get spooked
>>583500327no, pump is corner accel and there is no corner late race
>>583500451I blame the three goddesses...
>>583500539Maybe it can be an investment to garner more luck >>583500602How can I get lucky without my lucky umas??
>>583500550like 6 months from now with Pasa speed
>>583497506Its cute she gave her crown to trainer-san
>>583500550pasa ssr speed, but chances are you'll still run kita for l'arc
are we ready to see ryan in cingray anime next season
>>583501069I don't want to see Oguri job...
Did the Oka sho missions already disappear?
>>583501069only if her tits are huge
>>583500609Shonna... I already started my run...Is red Teio viable? That's late race straight velocity right
>>583499981Happened to me as well. I had to buy paid carats during kitasan og run. It happened when you spend all your free carats
>>583501354Oh right, you right tyWaiting for paid banners this month
ive been looping front parents for so long now and still havent gotten a seuin with 2* stamina. im going insane.
>>583500424I got full armor Fuku on the first paid selector. no regrets
>>583501569Kissing fuku under the fireworks
>>583501506My grandparents took like 100 runs collectively with all the rerollingCM prep this time has been a mess
>>583501690She's the cutest, also her ears are funny
>>583501349i mean i guess, it's final corner or later speedi dont really like her inherit 2bh it has way too many conditions
How bad am I getting raped next cm
cryoglygues...
>>583502214yes
>>583501349yeah, it's viable and reliable, all you need to do is make one that can actually keep up
>>583501907beats og Teio
>>583502318Wait I thought XOguri died because of evo skills?
>>583502214>no Leap Forward>no Cheer Halo and/or Bamboo Memory inherit
>>583501907>>583502410It activates on the final straight gwos
>>583500424Look, cute as a buttom
>>583502214You will become the town public bike
>>583502214Uber raped. You might win against a few clankers, but not sure you'll make B finals
>>583502537So cuteI will not regret ticketing her and I also heard that she becomes really good with evos so thats a bonus
>>583502214If you are not capable of meeting the absolute minimum stat requirements for any given CM, just enter the open league.
>>583502214turboraped, pick a different uma or run unity and hope for long s
Kissing my favorite uma in the forehead.
>>583499315Turns out it's not enough stam with those stamina reducing skills
I got 18 songs before Senior Year Japan Cup but I didn't get the scenario link songs. What did I fuck up? Not having Concentration from wit Bourbon sucks ass.
What happens if Ebayan wins the Arima? Apparently they want to make him run one more year...
let's tickle.
>8 runs in a row with no Long SThis so fucking stupid
>>583502383well it's for a grandparentnobody would actually take Teio to a sprint cm right>>583502520Is that good or bad in this context
>>583502928you can always make her as a glass cannon and bring another overstammed one to clean up
>>583503176I swear Long have a hidden low ratio. bc I remember my mile-medium pinks procs every fucking run and I am using the same amount of pinks
>>583503176Long S is optional
>>583503151He gets Turf C and Long C as an Uma
>>583503018You also have to get great success. So if you had 17 songs at the start of senior summer you need 19
>>583503151If he actually won Arima and remained in training next year, I would 100% expect them to send him to Europe with L'Arc -> BCC -> Arima as the end of the year rotation
>>583502741I dont think she becomes really good with ebos, but she is cute and good for the soul
>>583503380>
>>583503187Here you will get 0.05 of speed carryover
>>583503698is that good
Can cm20 be over already, the next 2 cm look AMAZINGSPRINT SOULMILE DIRT KINOI wanna use ZEPHYR I wanna use GRANNY I wanna make an END NY HARU I wanna GO 1600 SPEED AND NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT STAM CARDS OR STAM SPARKSNO DEBUFFERS
>>583503187as inherit, red teio unique is good on anyone that isn't front>nobody would actually take Teio to a sprint cm rightYeah, take doto instead
>>583503868>NO DEBUFFERSsorry but I'm bring dominators with 564
>>583503868doms are gonna rape your ass with 564
What uniques for lates in le sprint?
>>583503862nyes
First attempt at End Maya. Not a single card finished despite me purposely bringing 3 SRs just to increase their chances to finish.
>>583504191>no chains finishedhello and welcome to unity
>>583503868Do sprint rooms
>>583503431I don't care about the scenario gold, but is the cutoff for the scenario link skills the same, before Senior Year Japan Cup? >get Great Success for every concert (3 songs+)>get 18 songs no later than Senior Year QE2 (early Nov)is that right or do you not need 18?
let me see your aces /uma/CM20 room763134507631345076313450
>>58350443416 songs for that one
>>583476531>>583477387Tell Kris S' card to go fuck itself it's ruined this CM for me
next bread will be crepe
>>583503451They better take good care of him because I don't want something bad to happen to him
>>583504115vaudeville, btedm, tpulse, certain victory, laugh at the odds, omg sprint, teio step, prideful king, princess must seize victory would be my go to. t pulse and emperor should be highest prio
gn
is yanko the first uma added to the game while an active racehorse?
>>583504864Good night
>>583504765>btedmwdymbt
>>583504552DID I FUCKING FAIL THE WIT CHECK FOR ENCROACHING SHADOWI HAVE OVER 1200 FUCKING WITWHAT THE FUCK MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME
>>583504891Wasn't Daring Tact?
>>583504891Daring Tact
encroach deez nuts
>There are "people" (subhumans) who don't like Taiki Shuttle
>>583505151Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might
>>583505192Don't you know? You can get 1900 wit nowadays
>>583504552that was an odd result, let's try again819975658199756581997565>>583505192at least it was here and not on finals :^)
>>583504552Why I learn sleeping lion...dogshit skill never procs, I should have learn 2 normal recov
>>583505215>>583505226is this a sign that ebayan will still be unplayable 20 years from now
>>583505369>no debufferstoo honest of a lobby
>>583505151
Cm21 Falco?
>>583505650Only works if there's no other fronts in the room
>>583505369>falcovery based, thanks for joining>>583505562maybe the oshi cm is real after all
>>583505369>2 front in the lobby>took 1st and 2nd place
>>583505793more like the front runner CMoshi CM my ass, maybe if your oshi is kitasan black
>>583505940Front CM
holy fuck there's so much they have to adapt from the cingray manga, the anime won't end for the next 10 years
>>583504698I mean, they said that his Arima run will only happen if his condition is good after BCC this year and I really doubt they will keep him in training for the next one>>583505561nah, Daring Tact is just a case of Cygames pushing her too early into the game, then delaying too much into "Fuck, Lovcen might be important for the story - let's wait some more" so they are stuck there. Yanko does not have that problem
My oshis? VBourbon, Silence Suzuka, and Seiun Sky. Why do you ask?
>>583506173We also need Contrail
>>583506069I'd rather have Pretty Derby Season 4.
My oshis? Your mothers asshole, your sisters tits and your favourite mares cunt
>>583506375there's no way unless they outsource it
My trainee let her panties inside of my car for some reason and Kiryuin is looking at me with pure disgust, what should I do?
>>583506069They had the whole 1988 in the first season, so they just need to adapt 1989 and 1990 no? Does the manga make them very long or what?>>583506326Contrail is North Hills horse so they had the perms for a long time now
finally out of the dancho minessurely this cm won't be complete ass to ace train for haha
>>583506375The spica team got too big by S3
My oshis? Maruzensky, Seeking the Pearl and Mejiro Ramonu.
>>583476446
>>583506428they'll just use AI
>>583506375I have tried to watch S3 3 times and drop it 3 times after chap 3. I like kita game story btw
How will any dirt uma ever compare to Yanko again?
>>583506069>holy fuck there's so much they have to adapt from the cingray manga, the anime won't end for the next 10 yearsWow that means i need to read it
>>583505940>first from start to finishFront sovl
>>583506753seeing that happens with ooniges sometimes is funny as fuck
>>583506069yeah they're not gonna do allat.
>>583506173What about Blast Onepiece?
>>583506994That one is easyCygames is retarded
>>583506690They won't. You'll have summer Yanko, new years yanko, bridal yanko, Halloween yanko, pleasure slave yanko, Christmas yanko, idol yanko
have a bwead>>583507115>>583507115>>583507115
>>583506696what is this image supposed to convey
>>583506472>Does the manga make them very long or what?it does not, though mile championship felt like namek
>>583496942If you low roll stats on 3 speed 1 wit, but hit skills and Long S, you probably still have a dumb but useable ace. If you low roll stats on 2 2, you probably don't.At least for Umas with no speed growth
