>>583382102>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com>simple tournamenthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1DoUHBdQa6IxPWpui1wSfTfdJLJxCG-hOSNsqudodzwI/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1heXG3xVdU072V4G3XEj_nrHoE5pc9lrJx91TRZg39ks/>Seventh /mjg/ Riichi Arts and Crafts Tournamenthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/12zJFPObwxqlg8VkpnTYCvsd7kLs0iuxDFXQn2yqsHuU/>registration (closes October 28th) https://forms.gle/DvAh4fywubFPdB3t9>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/13dU32vyLUdL0rBEH1TyIPZZOjRs9_fE2Lg5s-kAa0Os/
>>583490504me on the right.
We love fucking ICHIHIME
New thread, new friendlyMajsoul Friends Room 63610(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63610
I think about sheep a lot actually.
Queue memesura XX:25
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1508430/Kemono_Mahjong/new /mjg/ client
>>5834918822/4
>>583491957That game is older than you, son
Wiki status?
>>583491945im too slow and keep missing the times youre posting
Did anyone try the Amos Numbers set? Is it good?
>>5834918823/4
>>583491786Nobody cares about this slop character.
>>583491882started
>>583492558i cares (shallowly)
>>583492173bigger than your, mountee
>>583492558I cares (deeply)
>>583492978How dare you insinuate that I am Canadian
AAAAAHHH
>>583493231>half-french half-slavmy sincerest condolences
>>583491908Sheep are very important
>>5834925582 years' worth will be slopping out of you if you don't show some respect.
>>583493462hehe asuna toilet attack from behind!
ITS OCTOBER 5TH WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COLLAB MJS IS DEAD FUCK
>>583493736Did you forget about the Akagi rerun?Christmas came early this year, there's nothing else to look forward to for the rest of the year
>>583493736straight of slop is closed
>>583493736Trani neko collab announcement in 2 weeks trust the plan sis
Queue memesura XX:50
>>583493897Akagi collab was a weird one time thing tied to league ok, now where is the actual end of the year collab?
>play well>get lastHow do I avoid getting blackpilled?
Ooooh, mere mahjong isn't good enough for me, I need a collab with some slop anime series (pardon the redundancy) to attract even more retards to this thread.
>>583493736The Lucky Star collab launches today, anon.
>>583494301
>>5834918823/4 for next game!
>>583491882gg
>>583494301Grow up and stop being mentally underaged?
>>583494672gg. miko supremacy
>>583494469Shut the fuck up nagging rat
>>583494672gg, you were chosen to be hexed by the mikos.
>>583491786I prefer fucking the bunny.
I DIDNT BUY SNACKS AGAIN BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE HEALTHY AND NOW I HAVE NO SNACKS FOR MAHJONG
Majsoul Friends Room 63610(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63610come join the 3/4 friendly anon.cont from >>583491882
https://x.com/ToritoriMiri/status/2097988702735888433/photo/1
>>583494926started
i dont understand how the limitless asura scoring works, it seems completely random and i get way less points than the hand is worth sometimes
>>583495447when you tsumo, you only win off of the people who are still playing / havent won yetso if you tsumo a mangan and the dealer has already won, you dont get the 4000 payment from the dealer. you get the 2000 from the other 2, so 4000 points instead of the normal 8000
gg
I still haven't won in 20 games but I'll take it.
gg nice yakuman
>>583493913The bocchicel's prime prey....
>>583494301By your logic then playing badly will help you win. Brother, the solution is right in front of you. Play worse and get first
>>583494469I'd whale for an FMA collab.
Kan or nah?
>>583496269Seek deep within your heart.
>>583496269No reason to, you aren't overtaking kamicha and are just giving shimocha more chances to overtake you
>>583496269Iron Kan
>>583496269You play to win big. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>583496269No, overtaking kamicha is basically impossible while being overtaken by shimocha is feasible, so the extra dora hurts you on average.
Ichihime kawaii nya
Pray that i don't get bored or run out of beer
>>583496269Skip, you're not gonna get first and you may help others get better hands.
>>583497703>ucstomizableGreat start, anon
>uncstomizable
>>583497906himekeks will flee in fear
>>583497703>ucstomizable
>>583496269can to shift the haitei tile
>>583491882ggs
>>583494926>>583491882gg. first time seeing 4kan nagare
>job in friendly>rank upThe good ol' friendly trick
>the altcat damaronskipped twice
>>583498867>he didnt notice the delay
doko?
Which character should I redeem?>Doragon>Hana>Maid>Mario>Mirai>Momo>Murphy>Panda>Qing Luhan>Redhag
>>583499659Doragon
>>583499659Fake kormo
>>583499659murphy if you are an emotefag or panda if you are a VAfag
>>583499901I already have all the other female characters
now this is going to be my blogthank you for subscribing daFGL OLOL
>>583499659Joseph
>>583499659Pick a character that no one has and become the famous X
>>583499659Soup Hag!
>>583500991!!!
>>583496269Kan. Extra draw good.
>>583499889That one luckshitter ruined this character for me, rent free in my head
>>583502439https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY
>>583493736maybe mahoutsukai no yoru? kinda doubt we get a collab this year though
>>583493736Anon we already had two collabs this year.
>>583502740>mahoutsukai no yoruPlease no, I don't want to whale for my wife again
I think we will get a 2nd half of the year collab
>>583500110okay time to install local ai, tokens burn like crazy
How about you burn some calories instead of tokens
Nuuuuuuh the collabs, they're not following the scheduleI hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it
rerun collabs aren't real collabs, we're getting a Higurashi announcement at the end of the month
>>583503870because after attriting your brain through extended overreliance on sloppa you become unable to exercise it in regular levels.
>>583503870Give me work outs to roll and I'll do it.
>>583503891it'll be ok. you can hold my hand
>>583503891I look like this and speak like this
>>583504710thank you, helper cat.
Meitantei Precure collab soon.
>>583504956actually not impossible, considering we had hello kitty
If we post enough bees maybe the intern will tell Yostar to do make bee altsbzzt bzzt
Sanrio wave 2 when? I want a keroppi outfit for my main.
Sakibiddy
>>583505219>bee me>me bee
>>583504956Meitantei Conan first
We all know what the next collab is
DJMAX collab doko?
mahjong kokoMajsoul Friends Room 29205(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29205
>>583505741Fox McCloud!?
Next collab is going to be sinon-1.png
>>583505741Wolf guy?
>still no path of kinoI guess she really did give up for real.
>>583506024
do any you guys play mahjong publicly or in a club? I wish I had irl friends that were interested in it as much as me and I mostly play online with randos or one of my online friends, but I see there's some local spots and groups that do it near me but wanted to get input from people on here with their experiences if any. in the back of my mind I mostly imagine older white suburban moms and when I briefly checked the evens area at an anime con, some weebs but they weren't setting up any games when I went to check.
>>5835058933/4>new error when trying to emote on people's profiles
>>583506393>sheProbably the faggot killed himself already.
>>583506470They changed the filenames so you can't use your old recently used ones
>>583506423i play IRL sometimes, in my experience it's either trannies between 18-30 or a small ingroup of friends organizing it.
>>583506470>newbeen for a while since murphy update. you cant use the shortcut emotes.
>>583506565I did not connect these dots before, that is really fucking funny.
>>583506423irl mahjong in europe is divided between boomers (they're dying) and weebs (taking over)
>>583498007What do you mean I'm building Angelina as we speak!
>>583505893sexo room started
>>583506423I play weekly, I just wish they were better. tough ask for mostly irl only players
I will NEVER learn to count fu
just pushedfelt good
>>583506423My group has relatively normal young women and men
>vibe coding OCI don't like this future
my chinese accounts for mass-downloading mjs games for schizo purposes got banned ...
Counting fu? I don't even know the dragon dora order nya.t. adeptchad for 5+ years
>>583505893passive-aggressive room
>>583506423I play IRL twice a month. There was no mahjong club in my city when I started playing online, so I started my own and it has been growing in people every year fortunately. It's surprisingly varied between both gender and age, but it's still mostly men in their 20s. I wish they were better at the game tho.
>>583508006your past wasn't good either
>>583508058Oh no.
>>583506960architect bro, show she folds
>>583506423It really depends on who are in these clubs. You can have a group of friends who are actually passionate about the game and trying to improve, or you can have a bunch of silver room shitters who spout the same unfunny jokes every nights and will never get better, or you can have grandpas and grandmas who take 10 seconds every discards and chombo 1/2 games, or you can have MCR players that are either normal but tend to dama for no reason (mostly they forgot) or are annoying cunts that like to remind you every hands that "this would have been a good hand in MCR". Also, trannies can be there.Worth going once just to see how it is. If it's a good club, good for you. If it's a bad club, you can post about it on mjg so we can laugh at them.
>>583508175he is just simply aggressive.
>>583508058did you at least jane my last 25 games first? I was looking forward to a higher copebot score on the list next league
>>583502740if we get mahoyo I will spend 300+ bucks for Alice
Just tippy toe'd Ransei
>>583508293No offense, but I’m a tad surprised that elderly folk wouldn’t be a bigger demographic.
fact: they refuse to give hanner merch because they FEAR her power outselling some of their shill picks
>>583508592>next league
>>583505897>>583505741If they did a collab with SAO, why not have one with TADC or the Matrix? If they really want to have anime-style characters, both franchises featured them at one point.
>>583508650worthless ugly slut
>>583508650Correction.
>>583508584>mostly they forgothow do you forget the rulesI play two mahjong variants, I never forget which one I'm playing at the moment
>>583508489I will show you later, I'm working on porting her to Windows from Linux.
>>583508680Hanner plushie fucking WHEN
>>583506423i went an event near me one time and it was entirely older white suburban moms, i felt very out of place as a nerdy guy wearing a star wars shirtthe alumni association for my university also held a mahjong event but unfortunately i couldn't go, i imagine that one would have actually had a younger crowd since it was for a college
Why is there so much weird fetish shit on pixiv with the meido?
>>583508671No offense taken. Where I live, Riichi is mostly played by younger people while MCR is almost exclusively played by older folk. It really is that simple. In fact, most of the older folk that play in the club, started with MCR, but since no one has step forward to organize MCR meetups or clubs or whatever, they have no choice but learn and play riichi instead
Be the Club Organizer that you want to see.>>583509387TOs should know their place.
>>583507509I pushed too much
>>583508650
>its a 3 nyagger luckshitter lobbygreat
>>583509808
>>583509808you molested me in my dream dude
>>583508293>>583508584>>583509240Thanks for the input, outside of being slightly nervous around new people, my main concern is not being adept at understanding the scoring process outside of main game rules like paying up when calling riichi.I feel I would slow down things if I tried getting involved even though I consider myself an alright player and I feel I would do well in regular gameplay flow after a game or two.I may sit down and see how a local event near me usually looks, but I think I liked thinking about it more than doing it. I'll always have MahSou and SRM...
what did I miss?
Ichihime Halloween outfit suggestion
>>583505893gg
>>583505893gg>4th acceptance tsumo
>>583505893>dama 4th of acceptancepitiful. ggs
>>583508592a shame .. and proton now has a thing in place to prevent people from making mass burner accounts to sign up for services .. idk how the professional schizos do it
>>583510548would whale hard
>>583510621>>583510579>accepting yakitori just so the others can win hardershant ever, iron push
>>583510665>idk how the professional schizos do itsubscription service at proton gives you puppet mail accounts
>>583510548wtf? I love nyaggers now
>>583510548
>>583509387How come Riichi City introduced fetish content in their latest update?
>>583510548Tanned nyaggers are a fucking blessing
I'm gonna cum so hard when she comes home
>>583511212anon-chama, I...
>>583511212this but a Toru fig
>>583510548That's Ananke's paid outfit.
>searched for jav tan>actress basically burned her skingeez these people have no restrain
>>583511212UUUUUOOOOHHHH MADOKA STEP ON MY BALLS
>>583511212I can't wait to chew on this tile when she comes home
>>583511212
>>583510548>lemon nyaggerBut cats hate citrus...
>>583512806You could tell me she is any age from 30 to 300 and I would believe you
thatll do
Madoka doesnt even hold a candle to Koito
>>583513046Acshually shes only 2 years old
I FORGOT TO UPLOAD TODAYS GAMES
>>583513181Who cares, I only like the idols from 10 years ago.
>>583510548who's this sex
>>583513535The Nekopara gacha
they really be posting some of the ugliest anime artwork of all time huh
>make a fatal mistake>start imagining what would the commentators say
>>583514326>didn't notice the mistake at all while talking about incoherent bullshit
>>583514326>HOLY RETARD>HOLY SOUL
>>583514326Disregard spooks. Win hands.
>when commentators starts yelling for you to not win
Sandshocker
>>583514984/mjg/ is shockingly vindictive
>>583514984Every /mjg/ streamer who shows off their ranked games get jeers for winning and laughed at for losing. This is just how it is.
Are we a gacha general or not?
>>583515464we're retard general
>don't deal in 6 times>game 1>2/6 because somebody got shadowrealmed>game 2>5/6 because I slammed two baimans>game 3>12/6 because we keep going to ryuukyoku and nobody deals into my awesome sanmenchan waits>total time taken: 60 minutesI fucking hate this stupid mission. Especially because you can't just finish it for free in Asura anymore. Almost makes me want to make 3 alts to just spam bot friendlies but not every event lets you clear missions in friendlies, and my OCD will force me to finish the missions on the alts too so that'll just hurt me more than it helps.
>>583515804maybe play hanchans instead of tonpuu like a normal person? I get the "don't deal in" daily quest pretty much every time in one game, same with events
Endfield collab when
>>583515464Sir it's a I came general
>>583515804>Almost makes me want to make 3 alts to just spam bot friendliesdont do this, it will only result in you sitting in a friendly with yourself for over 3 hours straight just to see how far you can go.it is not worth it.
>>583515804Just don't play the missions. Don't care about the rewards. Stop logging in every day.Eat when you're hungry and drink when you're thirsty. Cry when you feels sad and laugh when you are happy.
>>583515992I see.
>>583515992GuP collab doko?
>>583515972I don't want to spend a whole hour on event missions, that's the point of the tonpuus. If I want to play real hanchans, I'll do it on my own time, not when I'm grinding for this dumb shit. Even basic shit like "Yaku: Riichi" can take multiple games just because I can't win and/or I can't keep the hand closed without losing. Having that shit hanging over my head is a detriment in ranked. I strictly avoid playing ranked when I'm doing event missions for this reason.Asura solved all this back when it used to work. Now you can't even get credit if you deal in early but still win later. It's fucking stupid.>>583516021Yeah I know...
>>583517141
>>583517241I'll be the famous Darjeeling
>>583517241I'll be the famous Karina
>>583517247>If I want to play real hanchans, I'll do it on my own timeokay retard, go pretend you play mahjong thenplaying a hanchan every day makes no waste clearing all events and dailies (even with fortune charm), but instead you go to /mjg/ and aiharamai-7.png about how unlucky you are for getting baiman twice and how cool you are for being able to sanmenchan like a kekspert, not to mention proudly listing your mental disorders like some twitter hoghave fun "wasting time" doing dailies
tonpoo
uh oh!
>>583517824Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the dildo this morning.
We did not penetrate their armor!
huh?? what did i penetrate, then??
>>583518047somebody played too much tonpuu
Another peaceful day at /mjg/
>>583517241Yostar can't afford that shit.
>>583519347that doujin where she's mindbroken lives rent free
>>583519620source
>>583515464>the whole general revolves around one gachayes
>>583518057Der ging voll durch ihre Panzerung
>>583519753Fu Ji
>>583517618Hmmmmmmmm, nyo
>>583519347u-um... source...
I have a fever and the only prescription is more sanma
>>583520840That's awful, luckily we can give you a lethal injection so you don't have to endure the suffering that is sanma.
>shartma
why doesnt my ichihime say anything when i drop a dora? she's bond 5
>>583521841Ichihime just doesn't know
>>583521930Other Ichihime do.
>>583521841Nya! Ikenyai! Doraneko ga!!
>>583521841uwa! dorawodasichatta modotteko~i tteittemodamedayone...
>>583521841Dora-chan... Warui ne...
>>583521841uwaaa daiji na item ni otoshita shimattaichihime-937.png
I like when Ichihime wins a match and says NyaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaah.....~
>gyaru wins>says nya
I have sex with cats.
There's absolutely nothing to play
>>583523402play a weird japanese ps1 game you never heard of
>>583523402MapleStory Classic in like 18 hours
>>583523094Me too. She sounds high on catnip.
>>583523402watch a 10 hour long youtube video and you'll feel like playing mahjong again
>>583523402Muchi Muchi Pork just got released on Steam.Not to be confused with Muchi Muchi SEX or Muchi Muchi SEXTRA.Those are completely different games yes sirree.
Now this is just sad.
call me welsh because I want to have sex with this sheep
>>583524130The weak should fear the strong.
>>583517241I'll be the famous Kay
Your attention please!! Important announcement!!!I got the impossible repo WWYD right again today. Thank you for you're attention.
Funny, went with 1s yday and 7m today
>>583525102it was easy though
>>583523463this always seems like a great idea until you take a break after one hour of playing and you never come back to it again
>>583505741based
>>583525961bravo schizo
>>583525961>steve>leads to the worst cringe collabYep, checks out.
>>583525961these are not the speed dates from last tourney...
At this point I'm convinced jyanshis have a hidden difficulty level. Which are the easiest to use?
>>583526749Hinamomo for maximum luckshiting.
>>583526749momo for sure
I really really really really really really REALLY want to rape Steve
Women can't rape women
>>583526749Akagi
If only korean women were as hot as they look in gook mangas...
>>583527607
>>583527684feet doko
Do you own any subtle mahjong attire?
>>583527684rape
tfw no ichihime gf
>>583527752This is sick
>>583527752
>>583527729
>>583527752where does one acquire mahjong merch?
GG!
>>583528285麻雀 シャツ on mercari
https://jp.mercari.com/shops/product/2JWtbDvZuN8jqWkSBmxmwP
>>583528913why not cut out the middleman and just buy a shirt that says "I AM A PEDOPHILE" on it
>>583528325GG
https://jp.mercari.com/item/m97836638371Holy SHIT this goes hard
>>583529308I hopefully wish you guys dont wear this thing on the streets
>>583529434I where only Cynthia approved fashion of course.
some of these clothe options are a little trashy looking with some of the AI stuff, but admittedly I would rock a Mahjong Fight Club shirt
>>583519620nwm it turns into some self cuckoldry, nuke gooksi just wanted some mahomilf smut...
>>583529143>Two /mjg/ encounters in a row
>where
>>583529803even mahjong sounds like a better alternativefml
>>583519753Magical Girl Wife
>>583529750>I where
>>583529863doko
I doko
ICantKoko
I'm at work
>>583529962What's up with the haigure pose?
>>583530526do you really want to know
I'm gonna submit shartia blobs guro for my A&C.
You can't just post a JAV screenshot without a code
>>583531160Congratulations to the winner of the 7th /mjg/ riichi arts and crafts tournament
>>583531160>>583531160Wait this is yukkuri abuse all over again.Take it easy!
I'm gonna post dog poop on a plate for my A&C entry
Cosplay sex tape doko?
>>583532048Gyaru had the Hawaii meatup a while ago, you'd have to ask him
>>583532485Who topped? Mikotroon or gyaru?
Mahjongsoul doesnt fuck with the odds behind the scenes for players with paid skins right? I just played a game with an akagi avatar and he won every hand with 10,000+ points. It was total bullshit. I know that is just how the game goes sometimes but im tilted.
>>583534601Did you check his win graph? Does he get 1st or 2nd almost every time? It's a common thing for at least one person to luckshit in my games. When I check their graphs I'm relieved that at least they don't luckshit every game.
>>583534601they could, its possible.people are autistic and you would probably know if it was real though.
>>583534601I spent hundreds of dollars on this game and was hardstuck expert for several years, not even looping
>>583534601If you're a newfig and you're already getting mad at ranked, this game will you give you a stroke in the long run.
>>583535035>>583535075>>583535567>>583535686I do not know how to view his profile from the game log. Im just bitter because i got to adept and was absolutely crushed in my first handful of games after a winning streak.
>>583534601Yes it's rigged for luckshitter characters. Play 100 games as momer if you don't believe me.
>>583534601every flat character is a luckshitterevery busty character is a lucklet
>>583537801Is Akagi considered flat?
>>583537801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_KhwyrPaNA
>>583538041she is spiritually the loli and only superficially postures as an ugly hag miyanagateru-12.png
>>583539407danganronpa was such a fun trip. can't scratch that itch
>>583539407This was an RC collab tho
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yfj1zQdJHZc
>>583540084Meanwhile mention anything about CERTAIN literature on the internet and THEY while inexplicably ARRIVE.*shudders*
I'm playing ghost trick right now, it's not the same. snoozefest. ai somnium files was awful. 999/VLR remain king in murder mystery puzzlers
>>583540426If Yuzu's signature move is All Green what is Kaavi's?
>>583540084I liked the part in somnium files where the ai says "dangan..." when looking at something and date then says "...ronpa"
>>583539967Never heard of it.
>>583540426>ai somnium files was awfulyou are entitled your opin->ghost trick snoozefestfucking kill yourself
>>583540426>>583540426I dont know any of these games
>>583540910Oh well
>>583541975fuck off rc shill
>>583542130Mahjong threadNot mahjsoul thread
>>583543136fuck off rc shill
>ms classic cash shop prices revealed>forgot how expensive it's going to be to be setup even for a month
>>583543868I thought they were pretending it wasn't p2w until launch
>>583544003https://www.nexon.com/maplestory/news/sale/45819/founder-s-access-cash-shop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMQ-ZNJQbi0
doko
>>583544405this guy does not have the voice for video essays he should quit
>>583544609he should start commentating
DOKO
DOKOOKO
Majsoul Friends Room 99048(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=99048
I don't join french rooms
>there is actually a pink twink actively playing friendlies now so this could be a real room
>>583545374>fake roomAfter I'm done with you, I'll chop your anal prolapse apart with a meat cleaver and have it cook in a crock pot for 3 days.Majsoul Friends Room 49393(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49393
Here's a standard koko, but only have time for one gameMajsoul Friends Room 38919(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38919
>>583545479We 3/4
>>583545498Closed this room and joining >>583545479instead
>>583545479We started. We were also delayed by precisely 9.5 seconds due to one of you not readying up immediately. Justice will come to you one day. For that.
>missed the roomgonna go clog the toiler now
It's over for me.
I open up a flask of honey and it had ants in it. Now I dont have honey to drink
>>583546786You have been granted additional nutritional value.
>>583545479ggthat may be justice
>>583545479I'll kick the autistic damafag next time.
>>583545479GG
>>583545479Honestly, pink, I'm not that upset over the dama when you are that committed to no yaku menzen tsumo.gg
>>583547337>>583547394name and shame
>>583547520no
dama tsumo is based and not shameable
>>583547337>>583547394NAMEANDSHAME
>>583548065hmmm... nyo
>>583547520>>583548065I can name him, but I can't shame him. Because this is what he enjoys. This is the path he walks. All I can do to shame him is say:You spent money on Majsoul, and for a character that even baggots don't really like that much. Kimoi.
>>583548254Oh that guy. He dama with every breath he does
best baggot jyanshi by a mile
>>583548536Watch your mouth.
hoshino is one of the more popular blue archive characters tho
>>583548592It's okay to be second(-rate)
The humble Mutsuki
>>583548658They're all about the train lolis these days. Hoshino isn't even on the radar.
>>583548658now that i think about it she does go toe to toe with a silver for top5 rankings
Queen
>>583548254the based 100% dama rate holderI kneel
>>583549394He's cringe because he sent me a request only to immediately unfriend me.eliisa-1.png
>>583548701>>>/vm/3027779
I always feel secondhand embarrassment when the commentators can't read his name
>>583549767*sniff* *unzip*
Today I figured out something important.If I'm given the chance to get 1st, while risking 4th at 50% odds, I must fold and accept 2nd/3rd to maximize long term EV.
>>583549696I wonder if that's who also unfriended me recently
>>583549823At least they can default to the jyanshi. The real embarassing stuff is when they try and fail to pronounce simple names with latin characters.
>>583550036Have you considered that 4th place is a deranking M1 and will ippatsumo a baiman to push you into 4th if you don't take that 50/50?
>>583550293Boy, I say, boy!
Now that there's a new gacha from the ex-BA devs that absolutely blows BA designs and artstyle out of the water, I think we can agree BA sucks and was the worst collab
>>583550649Anon, nobody cares about the "games", it's all about the cunny.
>>583550697it has an even higher ratio of cunny-to-hags though, to the point of having an entire race of clone cunny elves that wear OL clothes
>>583550470
>>583550931I don't think you realize that that's just more cake.Old cunnies are already part of pop culture and beloved by many, new cunnies will take a while to become popular.
>>583549767Well? Is it a /doko/ game?
>>583549767Nyo./doko/ hates gachas, you should know this by now.
>>583550649Are you talking about Asora? This game looks like a complete turd to me
>>583551771
>>583551637how come
>>583551014>old cunnies
>>583551414The
>open f95>hide ai cg tag>nothing good
>>583548701>humble
>>583552046I can't stand the artstyle and the designs are nothing special. Gameplay-wise the game looks like your run-of-the-mill mobage.
>seamonkies wake up>baggot and gacha "discussion"Like clockwork
>>583552512Does this imply that you've been staying up past your bedtime, anon? You better not be.
>>583552639Every time is bedtime with you, momo-chan
>>583552415I never really liked BA design philosophy so I think these simpler designs with a strong faux retro anime look makes it stand out amongst other gachashit, but because of it I don't think it'll be very popular in the long run (who cares about gameplay in gachashit lmao)I don't want to look like a shill so i'll leave it at that thoughmahjong
>>583553225Me when I'm holding back raping women.
>>583553343Me when I rape women!
>>>/wsg/6247521
>>583552512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk7qKxAM3RE
>>583553618I just noticed the cat had iipeikou as well so now this video is ruined for me
>>583553754There aren't enough pixels for me to tell. I can barely see the cat.
>>583553660>bocchicels have been holding out for a filipinoEmbarrassing
>>583553819
>>583553849Nope, still can't tell. Guess the video isn't ruined for me.
>>583553820The fate of a true incel is to suffer and to be handed hope only for it to be taken away from them in order to generate even greater suffering.
>>583553915wait it's WORSE, his wait is 25P so the cat is in furiten AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>583554296furiten cat, video automatically improved
>deletes the video years ago out of embarrassment>anons saved the copy>they are now making fun of the mistakes he made while arranging the tiles
>>583554296So THAT'S why he was hiding under the bed. He knew he fucked up with a chombo.
>>583553754>>583553618The funny part is that the cat was furiten
>>583554512>deletes the video years ago out of embarrassmentwait, it wasn't staged? he really plays mahjong with lupin the third?
wasn't he the anon excommunicated from /mjg/ for analog cheating?
>>583540426date and aiba are absolutely based tho
>>583555353No, that was another Russian.
>>583555747this is a massive blunder push tho
>>583555747If you push this you deserve to loop
>>583555854>>583555902Nothing is safe though.
>>583555987honors
>>5835559879m sotogawanan honors are genbutsu
>>583555747>hello chat, today we are pushing aka into ipplaptsu with ryanshanten 3han honitsu
>>583555987just because you don't have genbutsu doesn't mean you can just push every fuckass tile into everythingthis is a snap nan nan for me
>>583555987That mindset is exactly why you deserve to loop
>>583556064it's iishanten tho and he tsumogiri reached so the wait must be bad
>>583556220>iishanten
>deals into honor shanpon instead>"anon you retard why would you cut bakaze"There's no winning move.
>>583555524sequel really fucked up by separating them
>>583556293then you can say you played the correct move
https://note.com/kinma_report/n/nadd09c02dd73>“I'm not looking for a job because I want to become an M-League player.”
>>583556525does mleague pay well?
>>583556558You pay to play it.
>>583556558Extremely well, that's why they do cartwheels when they get acceptedIt's basically the only way to make good money as a pro
don't think there's a collab after because they usually release a banger character beforehand to drain all the tickets but murphy flopped
>>583556760>artfag made with aislopdeserved, fucking skinwalker character
>>583556558If the articles online are to be believed, the average yearly salary in Japan is ~4M yen (~25k USD), and professional mahjong players receive slightly below that (with the additional annual licenses/membership fees deducted). Seeing as most of them have to participate in offline events, guest appearances, teaching, writing books etc, it's probably not enough to live comfortably.I also imagine most of them hold a day job on top of that.
>>583556734>>583556834who do I believe?
>>583556930Believe the fact that M-League always dedicates some time in the season to let each player in each team shill their books. It's really funny when they shill a book after coming in 4th.
>>583556930Neither statement is incongruent with the otherMahjong pros get paid shit, M-league pros are paid slightly better
GLORIOUS DAY
Rename riichi to fold mahjong for accuracy
Dama mahjong
For me it's SPECIAL WEEK
>>583556220>he tsumogiri reached so the wait must be badYou fell for Akagi's simplest trick
>>583556220did you forget about league with all the wait 1 turn riichi? it's retarded but it works on retards
>>583556558It pays a regular salary (plus the prizes for the winners). Most pros don't get paid at all (it's the opposite, you pay all sort of fees to be in a pro association, enter tourneys, etc). You also get to become a minor celebrity, which will improve your earnings elsewhere, like book sales and things like paid appearances at mahjong parlors.
>>583557901>you become a "celebrity," because you pay moneyaren't celebrities as strong as the number of people who worship them? why would you idolize someone who just pays money to be on some website?
>>583558035What?
>>583558091Anon rediscovered pagan gods.
>>583556037But it’s not exactly like he can expect for there to be many other 5s tiles left and throwing the 3m may always carry some degree of risk. Should he really risk destroying part of his hand like this if it means there may be no chance to build it back?
>>583558091It may be beyond your scope of understanding, but you don't have to treat someone in a special way just because he is invited to TV shows. In fact, you can just turn off the TV.
>>583558164>But it’s not exactly like he can expect for there to be many other 5s tiles leftwhat>throwing the 3m may always carry some degree of riskyes that's why you don't drop the 3m>Should he really risk destroying part of his hand like this if it means there may be no chance to build it backyes
Do you call the kan here? Funny that MAKA doesn't really like it, but mortal and big coach are both up for it.
>>583558205Little buddy, I'm just telling you what happens and why being in M League is desirable for mahjong pros, you're tilting at windmills again.
>>583558223i'm not a fan. i'd rather take my 5800 here and improve my position for W1 considering 4th avoidance
>>583558313And I'm talking about mahjong "pros" whose "professional work" consists of paying membership fees just to get the privilege of appearing in Kindai Mahjong.
>>583558223Why is there an endless black void around your table?
>>583555987nothing is safe is a good cope when you're pushing an unsafe tile with a good hand but not extremely dangerous. here you're pushing the #1 or #2 most dangerous tile for 2-3 han without a guaranteed good wait and 2nd is pretty far away.
>>583558434Take a look at the table. There's three women around it.
>>583558221>whatHe’s destroying his pair, so he may need to rely on there being other 5s tiles left in the wall to get his pair back.>yesWhy? I’d understand if there were only a couple of more turns left to go and he needed more tiles than there were turns left to grab tiles, but why take this risk if there is still a chance to win?
>>583513535>>583513806Saffron. Bratty cat stuck in a shit game.
>>583558519>but why take this risk if there is still a chance to win?because you winning here is basically worthless placementwise while the main way you lose this game is if you deal inthe 3m/5m is the pair there but i honestly can't be arsed to discuss the hand itself
>>583558496anon is free from harmful female apparitions...
>>583558713
GLORIOUS DAYS
Speaking of s4 4th place avoidance situations, this saint 3 player is debating the worth of calling riichi here.He's stating that "I went with damaten because I'd need ippatsu tsumo aka/ura to make a difference and if I riichi and shimocha chases, a direct hit would spell my death, so accepting 3rd is the smart move".Both MAKA and Mortal call riichi here, no exceptions. What's the correct move?
>>583559352At saint 3 rates I would dama this too
>>583558640>because you winning here is basically worthless placementwiseHe’s in 3rd place and he could still lose matchmaking points if he ends up this way.
RC doko
>>583559549i don't think you quite understand how the ranked system works in this game
>>583559549Would you rather get slapped on the wrist or punched in the face? That's the difference between getting 3rd and 4th, anon.
>>583559549
>Setokuma tsumos mangan>instantly deals into a mangan
????Why did she deal in?
>deal-in while foldingLmao dumb bitch
What the fuck are these haipais, they're constantly in tenpai super early. Already East 4.
>>583563093flow
>riichi dealer mangan Pffthahaha
This Phoenix gravure model is a circus act, adept tier plays.
>that Ryanmen cut
I need a break from mahjong. I keep getting tilted. When's the next event?
>>583558713Le kurosawa unhinged smile
Drivensbros... so unlucky...
Oh no no no the rigged plapbutsu
It's back to gravure photo shoots...
>>583490504who is that cum goddess?
>>583566053pom
https://quiz-maker.site/quiz/play/GKD2xp20261006120948>I've created a quiz on probabilities and statistics for Mahjong (4-player version)!>If you're a Mahjong player, you should be able to solve it...?
akagishigeru-0.png
>>583566431I can't read runes....
>>583559352it's not that bad to riichi with dora 1s. even if you deal in it might not be mangan but it's probably better to dama for 6m 0s and chase anyone besides shimocha.
>>583559352Riichi is better in theory but if you get chased into 4th here you will tilt massively and end up losing consecutive matches.
>>583537059This is a game of luck. You should try to lose less than 25% of your games, winning streaks are an abnormality. Fun when they happen but keep in mind the opposite will happen to you as well
Hagi don't job Hagi don't job Hagi don't job Hagi don't job
>>583567230Funny how I get luckshitters every game but me? High EV cope postgame
>3 tiles in dead wall
>>583568748Thank you for contributing to the pot, your haipai is going to be shit now
>Enter Jade room>Everyone is Saint
>>583569058>>>r/mjs
>get 4th three games in a row>highest maka-rated player in all three by a significant marginThis is why no one takes this game seriously
>>583569058i'm in a game fitting that exact description right now. i'm totally not one of the saints though.
I wouldn't call it a kink, but there's definitely an 'I've done my good deed for the day' sensation when you deal into one on purpose just to make someone else's day better.
>+1Ass bros, we are so back
Deadwall ahh hanchan
>>583569515based total happiness in the world increaser
soulless bot
>>583570147rinshan for what, it's already haneman
>>583570228rinshan is how I won the hand
>>583570147kan so the 4th place can get more value and push you down to 4th instead with a tsumo
Hagiiiii....
Hagi deals in so hard the HUD breaks
It's so over...
180IQ bros...
>>583570784Seven seasons played, zero seasons with a positive score.
>>583570784I can't believe that's not bookbro
>>583570984m-merely variance
>>583566431funny getting a question i looked at already exactly in the past. only missed 1
>>583570984why am I catching strays about my league performancesamaekoromo-1.png
pi n on tely
>>583570984I know he's the main draw for Raiden but surely consistently acting as an anchor for the team has to be weighing on him
Hagiwara deals in here with 8p.
>>583571501I was wrong, it was even worse.
Lmao what hagi doing
Humiliation ritual...
Team with fraud like hagi, takamiya, shogiman will never win league
Hagi read the fucking flow already
hag iwara bros there's only 1 left
>>583570984>mahjong has no skill involv-
>>583572323Only two seasongs with 4th avoidance over 75%Oh no no no no
>>583572323He got nearly 50% 4th rate in two separate years, holy fuck.
>>583572526To be fair hagi makes lots of unreasonable moves when he gets behind, like pushing way too hard when he just needs to take sligh detour by discarding genbutsu or anzen
Some of you are alright. Don't show up at the Chuo-Rinkan station tomorrow.
>>583572810Taro is much stronger in this regard, he knows when to push and stop.
CAM ON HAGIESCAPE 4TH
>>583569058>>583569389I wonnered
>>583573102Something's off...
>>583573102The silvers stood no chance.Imagine the scores had you played as a PINK
>>583573102>-256wtf
>>583573570being a saint is serious business
>>583573570Could be worse.
Collusion!!!eliisa-1.png
>>583574253Ouch!
>>583574454
Uh, based?
>>583575126You fool, clearly he is farming the end a match with 0 points shadow cheevo
here's something I made a few months agoposting it now so I don't get tempted to procrastinate and pass this off as new work for A&Cichihime-0.png
>>583575412
>>583575412So cool
>>583575412Very cool anon. Thanks for sharing with the class
>>583575267I actually have that one, I remember finding it ridiculous that somehow I got 3rd place in that game because someone managed to deal in worse than me.
Anyone needs A&C entries, PM me on IRC.
>>583576004Sorry, but I'm not a cheater.
Asapin...
>>583576004for free?
Asapin getting another 4th, it's over for Steves...
>>583576347This Dick Ain't FREE.
Its fine, steves are into NTR
cuckTO did irreversible damage to this general
Another Miura classic.
>>583575412Thanks for my A&C entry.
When is the simple tourney finals
>>583576930cuckulous and his wife's children are happy to hear it
>>583576930Hes chinese, its expected
We liked NTR before the tournament
Based Miura falling on his sword for our guy Asapin
I still love NTR the mostkaguyahime-5.png
>from disputing 1st to dead last in two deal-ins
>dogshit client just sits on enemy turn for 50 seconds>i refresh>gg insane how this game does this at least twice a day
I wish there were always a Miura or Hiro in my league matches so that it would be impossible for me to get 4th no matter what I did.
Ass jets are gonna be the first team in M-league history that gets entirely replacedI haven't seen plays this bad since gold room
We should create & sponsor an mjg team for mleague, imagine the kino
Imagine losing 32k points in three consecutive rounds. That's a yakuman's worth.
>>583578516stop using the web client
>>583578970Anon wins a game and has to do an interview.Eeettooo nanka chotto anooo.... arigatou gozaimasu...
>>583579339I would just say "hai" and nod my head to whatever she says
>>583510548>>583513806>>583558597Why are you distracting me from mahjong?
>>583579270>5 gigswhat the fuck
>>583579428hai
>>583579339They had Gaijin in the Star rise leagueThey would just do it in their native language subtitled in nip
>>583579339watashino penisu saizu go cantimeters
>>583578970My unrealistic dream is that one day ill tune into a mleague stream and hear the signature mjg esl commentary
One day people will forget about mahjong and fuck off to watch niggerball again
>>583579428>>583579339>>583578970But doesn’t N-League use the same rules?
>>583580165Adeptchad commentator calling Asapin a retard live on Japanese television
Why would you watch mahjong instead of playing it?haramichiyuki-6.gif
>>583579339literally how i talk with nips
https://mjgbooru.com/post/8472
League is getting worse and worse, what really would make it shine again?
...
>>583581074cry more
>>583578970i'll sponsor it if it's called yotsuba-gumi and does a cringy yakuza larp
>>583579270not installing slop even for free
>>583581675have fun getting crashes then retard
>>583581725nice client here bro, not even cryptominers have audacity to crash
>>583581874don't use it then
>>583581441Hold up, what aspects of it do you think are getting worse?
>>583580165I mean, anyone here can just boot up a telly and commentate over the matches. No one is stopping them.
>>583581943Too many cheaters and cheater drama.
>>583581953Yeah the coreans to that on twitch if you remember the dark times when m-league was temporarily blocked due to license/copyright faggotry
>>583581943I want more ads and twitch drops
>underground esl mleague commentaryplease make it happen
>>583581941don't reply to me if you have nothing to say
>>583581407Why does MJS get so much BDSM art?
>>583582210hope you stop playing that slop chink client, otherwise hope you get used to the crashes
I miss leagueI miss my teamI miss commentators calling me retarded
Move to /soc/ already
>>583582428And I miss (you), anon!
>>583582428i'll call you retarded if it helps
>>583582428Should have play in the French league
go out already and make some friends you basement dweller
>>583582552Already did
>>583582428We should have league all year. Less but bigger teams.
>>583582552All I need is enemies
>>583582860Shut the fuck up nobody cares you worthless looperHere, enjoy.
>>583582013I'll be frank, I don't really know how to combat less blatant cheaters besides some AI tool that no one will develop which analyses logs or whatever.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
>>583582860[whispers: ooooh the misery...]
>>583582970All of them got caught and banned as far as we know, the problem is that they exist in the first place.
Every single person is my enemy
>>583570984He's literally me in league...
>>583581953>>583582070Already happened a few times, the coofer and the looper did it couple years ago.
I could be your lover if you want.
>>583582916>worthless looperoho, we got a big fish here, post your rank not a looper
>>583583373
>>583583184I see. Once again, preemptive log analyses on players is an option, but even then you can circumvent that by just playing normally and turning Akagi on during league. The only solution I see besides dealing with problems as they come up (which is undesirable here) is to somehow ensure player trustworthiness before league. But even in actual organisations this fails, and this would be against the spirit of 4chan. Still, that is the only option I see.
>>583582916Is it that funny to call people loopers?
>>583583184Now the real question, what to do with irc/discord backed cheaters?
>>583583572I wish I had a cool nickname like that
>>583582428my team still chats together, its even about mahjong most of the time
I'm a looper and I'm not ashamed to say it
Looper (2012)cynthia-7.png
>>583584315ass movie
>>583583894>soulMaster / Master>rc7 dan / 7 dan>11ho7 dan / 0you?
>>583584315kino moviesteve.png
>>583584441>MasterNice lie by omission looperkek
quantum looper (1989)
Everyone either loops, become FOC or becomes celery.
>>583584441>7dthat's a loop dan big boy
>>583584441>rc
I've been studying how to draw lolis for A&C, and it dawned on me that loli bodies are completely different from children ones.Lolis are closer to petite flat girls than children, proportions wise.Basically Japan has been drawing petite flat girls this whole time and calling them children.Just like they did with drawing females and calling them boys.This is a pretty solid argument to lolicons=/=pedophiles, because they actually have completely different tastes in terms of anatomy that superficially look similar.Mahjong.
>>583584315Moviemovie-7.png
There's no loop if you don't play anymore. My name is engraved on a tablet and remembered by mahjong pros across the globe.
lolis are a completely separate species from humansthe next stage in evolutionSUPERIOR TO US IN EVERY WAYHEIL YUZU!!!
>>583584441If you don't have 10hoe or Ron account, sit down, lower you head at 90 degree and post jav of the day
>>583584989>and calling them childrenonly reddit does this
>>583585172uh-huh...
>>583553220you should cease caring about gacha entirely and play some real games.
Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
>>583585283>eslslop
zesty ah nigga
>>583585172No, even anons from here call lolis children.But anatomically, they are very different.
>>583584989westerners have been saying asian women look like children and their men (specifically their idols) look like women for decades so this tracks
Majsoul Friends Room 22361(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=22361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PtuVyDGDy4
>>583585121
scr-349 but you probably know the actress
>>583584989>seanigger doesn't know about child anatomyis this a joke? drive to sticks and pay first poorfag you see to pimp their loli>but anatomy is dif-exagaration and perfection is purpose of art not photorealism
Some artists draw them pretty realistic, to the point where I fear it's just traced CP..
>>583579270yeah noive never seen such a nothing game make my computer sound so fucking loud uninstalling this shitto
Jarvis kill everyone in this thread
proof?
Finished Uchikawa's book. It was ok. Good complementary reading for beginners, but won't take you to Saint.
>>5835857133/4
>>583585713Started, good luck and remember to fold at dangerous intersections.
Your fat ass and grind can take you to any rank.
>>583586137>foldingshan't
>>583586137dama permission received and confirmed
>>583585786https://youtu.be/VLECgqe_j1gdozo, if you need more, look for bikini or summer
>>583585859Which book can take me to Celestial? I want to play in Throne rooms
>>583585457Depends on, did they had their periods or not. This is how you determine which tile to discard in mahjong.
We haven't had a thread nuked in quite a while it seems...
If you click that >583586328, you die
>>583586341Flow book 1
>>583583954You can find heuristics to find cheaters but proving a strong player cheated during a given game only based on moves is essentially impossibleOnline mahjong should never be taken seriously
never change
I still remember when jewgle had naturism pictures
>missed the cunny kino
>throw a melty>not happy>post light erotica>not happy againcan't please these suckers
telly doko
another game lost because yostar refuses to punish dcers and the player to my right dc'ed and autodiscarded two fucking akas and a doraif you dc you should eat a weekban, and if you make a habit of it the bans should escalate, buit ooh noo thatll hurt out stupid chink gacha bottom line we cant do that lets just ruin the game instead
>>583587810what room, gold? lol
>>583587810BWEEEEEEEH
>>583587810Play on a nonmeme client next time
we still have bots? can i make a koko?
>>583589267L7447
>>583585713GG, I will dip now.
>>583585713gg
>>583585713GG to everyone except myself.I should have rejected tsumo. I should have gone for triple kan and four triples. My soul will never recover and I will be reincarnated as a worm.
>>583585713gg, love me some riichi nomi turning into ippatsumo uradora san
>>583589645The album was pretty good background noise. I probably wouldn't search for it by name, but it would go in a work study playlist.
>>583589793I am glad you enjoyed it.
>>583584168there are no such things
odok
what names should I get for maplestory classic
>>583591261Fangblade
>>583591474Shadowkillerkristeve-11.png
>>583591261Dark_Platypus
>>583591261xDaSugarBaby
>say gg>deep down I'm seething because it was bg
>>583591261/whoyoumehimhergirlmandiaperslurp
>>583587810>complaining about a free not-last place
>>583591261slabsorcerer
How Hans Zimmer Ruined Game Music Forever...cynthia-7.png
I jobbed and got 4th.
Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!
Now that I think about it, I should've told Yostar to do a Tokyo Revengers collab. It would be all male like Gintama, so their gay department would've approved it. I'd be the famous Mikey-kun with a cool swastika ron effect.
I wonder if today is the day I break my ranked hiatus
>>583589267Has /mjg/ ever done a sanma lobby?
>>583594149Better not risk you points
>>583594149ranked telly doko
https://x.com/taiyo_amos/status/2103394076481487352reminder to sing up
>>583594626But I'm not japanese...
>>583594913You can probably sign up with one of these japanese reshipers as an address and they can ship it to you, would still probably end up cheaper than getting an autotable normally
>>583594913Japanon gets the table.
>>583594913Yosh, yosh, Koromo...cynthia-6k.png
>missed the /mjg/ cunny hour
>>583594626>just win against celestials and actual pros that will sing up as well bro
>>583596660Yes? Just get lucky. Rank means nothing.
>>583596660>actual proswhy'd they need that shitty autotable
Bake
>>583597102
>>583593965not funny
plappabake
>>583598314>>583598314>>583598314
>>583593965bahahahahaha
>>583596706>>583596707the /mjg/ rep has a chance to win my concession
I made and ate 2 burgers even though I wasn't hungry, just cause the meat was cheap cause it was close of expiry date.Mahjong.
