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Tachyon LOVE
My trainer hasn't been getting enough sleep lately... he has dark circles under his eyes and he's lost some weight. What should I do to help him?
>>583527309Stop raping him
>>583527309you're not an umamusume, just a mentally ill old man
heybut also good night
umasumi (sea)trannies and normal folk (the 2 that are here)
this brings me joy
>>583527309You should start making meals for him, he clearly doesn't have the time to cook
stop botting /uma/chan! you're making us look bad!
>>583527203I love Dia
Everybody knows you hate that one guy but who are the posters you like
my trainee said all the chairs in my office have bad feng shui so she uses my face
>>583527482i love newcuties
ryan LOVE
Important Notice! Satono Diamond is a middle schooler, so you MUST stop having lustful thoughts about her!
>>583527482I'm not gonna say cause he might be still lurking
/ourgirl/
Which Umamusume would want a mentally ill fat old man as a trainer?
no ones likes ryaneveryone likes dicta
>had a wet dream of King Halo giving me a tail job and hugging sexNothing like a good sleep and King Halo sex
>>583527482That one Fine Motion poster(not the tranny avatarfag one)
>>583527482I like all /uma/ posters because hating is not a random act of kinda nice
>>583527546No!
Fuck Dober, Torena! Do it for your best winguma, Taiki Shuttle!
>>583527482I like a lot of the posters here.The jongers, the people who post cute comics, the people who take a joke and run with it, the oguri gaslighters(ironic), the Anons who go "dancho i want this one" when someone posts their profile, I like the denseposters too.
>>583527738winguma... kfc...
>>583527482RickeypostersFalcopostersMarupostersDiapostersTeiobros
>>583527685Yes! There is nothing to be gained from lusting over her young, fertile body! Gaze your eyes upon the adults, like Light Hello! Keep your lustful gaze on them!
>>583527482I like all the posters here even the one guy you say everyone dislikes
>>583527482M-my danchou of course!
Why is nobody mentioning Curren drama posters
>>583527482I like bullying the wahey poster when he wageslaves
>>583527940The ironic ones are funny but I just don't care enough about clubs to find it interesting outside of the meta context.
>>583527482i like all posters except people who try to shitstir about that one guy. the rest of you are pretty awesome
>>583527683Even if that poster called you a fag which he did
>>583527940no one likes you
That's some cute drama, but check this 7.
so how am i supposed to get 1600 spd 900 stam 1000 power and 1000 wit with a 2spd 1 stam 2 wit and bitch hello deck? sparks being just stamina
Does Rob Roy have some weird quicks to her career? I feel like these stats are inflated because I got 8 of her eating with Oguri event that got me +30 energy with no penalties every time. Assuming things go right, looks like I should be able to hit my goals with this setup.
Club drama?
>>583527901Dia, lower the age of consent
>>583528080sorry bro you stood at the center
>>583528128Uma&Co is going for S+ rank this month
>>583528097>7it will be your very next run bwo, shiraoki has spoken
>>583528097>have privileged scalings>get perfect song RNG>high roll on top of that It’s not easy
>>583528116>I feel like these stats are inflated because I got 8 of her eating with Oguri event that got me +30 energy with no penalties every timesometimes you just get luckyhaving 8 food events at all is extremely rare though
>>583528193No... you've summoned him by uttering these words...
>>583527940Curren lost.
>>583528128V is threatening to quit Uma&Co next month
>>583528278why isnt she fat?
>>583528097by accepting that 1500/850/900/x/900 is just as goodbut all stam sparks + stam should be plenty for hitting stam reqs
oshi more like oishi
>>583528189The Satono Group is not so powerful that they can reduce the age of consent to the exact age Dia was when she first met you.
>>583527981sprint breeders cup sounds lethal....
Makween
>>583528097by playing nonstop for days chasing the perfect highroll
>>583528302here you go
>>583527981Why is the cygames logo a chicken
Isn't every scenario just about chasing the highroll? Therefore, isn't every scenario bad?
>>583528516You know too much.
>>583528516In nu unity every single run was a highroll run
>>583528516wdym bad
>>583528516stop that, you're breaking the matrix
>>583527482i like the guy who travels around with mambotinfoilanon is kinda funny sometimes
>>583528629he doesn't bring mambo anymore because they kicked him for flatlining
>>583527482Anybody who posts my art
>>583528707He brings Cafe but what about Agnes?
>>583528904He is Agnes
>>583528904who the fuck is agnes
>>583528516And Fast Learner
I am Agnes
>>583528495It's Bahamut from Shingeki no Bahamut.This IP is like a holy bible for Cygames.
satono
>>583528362I'll propose during senior Christmas anyway
>>583527482I love all of you
>>583529217I liked the anime of thiseven the S2 and its finalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr6mbXca4No
more like satono my face
pls join ExcelUma(588536995), we are looking for 6 trainers and we don't have discord.>rangebannedI live in a high shitposting region and only now 4chink finally recognized my ancient hotmail
>>583529292But she's underage! She has her whole life ahead of her!
>>583529316Kita is meaty
>>583529479holy ooc
>>583529479I hate yuri
>>583527203Hey fellow f2ps if theres any, is it better to use LGBT crystals on Ramonu after 200 or pull for 400 then crystal the rest? Theres no pal card feels like its not worth going for 600
Gambling is bad.
>>583529704only use crystals as last resortkeep pulling the amount you had planned
>>583529521Yeah, with me
Which uma's throat would you slit?
>>583529706Gambling is good actually
>>583529704you only use crystals if you've already pulled 400 and are still short. i've only used 1 and have the other 3 hoarded
Does anyone actually like he who shall not be named
>>583529843Imagine the smell
>>583529895No
>>583529895Shoe probably
>>583529936Did you know Kita has thicker thighs than Gentildonna?
>>583529895fellow naturedacchi please stop shitstirring and get back to posting tummy arts of her
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Satono Diamond's boobs0 and I'll fap to both
>>583527441Who are Vodka and Scarlet supposed to represent?
>>583530059
>>583529895the other who shall not be named
cm20 status?
>>583529895As far as villains go, I don't understand what was Voldemort's problem, he attained immortality so why look for trouble? Low-Mid tier at best.
>>583530135do they really though
>>583529523Meatasan Black
>>583530059gratzuta_(xuyansong1996) on danbooru, yw
>>583530179
>>583530154Ready to murder fronts
>>583530154My aces are non-existent but I will probably be ready by day 1
>>583530203trust me, I'm in umanko. Anyone who sees how they act in club chat wouldn't doubt it one bit and it's not just the erp
>>583530154huh
>>583530327then why leave the club that first time?
>>583530179CoCo PaPa!
>>583530154Dia is a good debuff card. Front paypigs are going down
i wanted to start independent career to pick up the fatty star pieces but i started regular career...
1-9 and I fap to Kitasan's legs and ass
>>583530154My team is finals A tier but I'll still use my borrows until CM day chasing the 0.00001% highroll that will still lose in finals anyway.
Cafe is my oshi but i despise her stat aptitudes. This game really tests my love.
>>583530391mental illnessor if you're into schizo conspiracies then it's the beanz theory
>>583530391There are enough context from posts to figure that out
>>583530154Not looking good, this is all I have and I low-roll hard on anyone else I've tried to build (Natie, Taishin, Machitan).
>>583530041Don't know what you're talking about
>>583530540only good for long but long is end better than late and end makes it difficult for her to unique mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cafeeeee
>>583529895* is too much of a unhinged schizophrenic to be civilized so I can't say so no
>>583530540Same here. Things will get a little better with her valentine alt because she's more suited as an end and +10% powerHer wedding alt is even better but we won't be seeing her for 20 years in global
Sex with Bourbon
>>5835301542 good aces done but they're jobbing far harder in rooms than hakuraku said they should
>>583530698What's lewd about it?
>>583530759Kris s skill is really good for her and she procs ult easy, but its way easier to build her as end stat wise since creek is a better stam card, but if you do that then you have no good skill since shes 2 recoveries aaaaaaaaaaaa I'm going insane >>583530906I will be on my knees when her valentine arrives, I'm so tired of my late surger chud.(Wedding is also late surger but that ones actually good)
If you use two umas (Anime Teio and Yellow Falco) with unique BGM will they override each other?
>>583531104not a cafe haver but shouldn't her kit and growths make her very convenient to build with kris S? stam growth makes up for the weak stat output and innate recoveries make up for not having creek in your deck
>>583531171the one you have sex with more will play their music
>>583530540Same with Bourbon running both mile and long races with a BI get that I could just run them with one spark in each but that detracts from my already low medium s chancesIt's convenient-ish for making her a mile runner I guess
>>583531301NTA but>0% speed growth>0% power growth>0% wit growthhave fun
its a jig its a jig here's a jig jig jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/XUqlpchttps://jiggie.fun/XUqlpchttps://jiggie.fun/XUqlpc
retardGOD herefor End Closers, which cards should be my TOP PRIORITY over the ones that solo carry entire carrers (like Ramonu), other than MR. CB?
>>583531301the problem is her having TOO much stam growth.This means you cant have wit and speed at a desirable level. I end up outputing witlets or speedlets. You REALLY dont need full 30% in just stamina.>>583531401The bourbon early career long cm humiliation ritual will haunt me from URA eternally... Or when you build her for miles and you now have to do Kikuka Sho with 200 stam.
>>583531301maybe late is ok now with brown whore forward but previously it was end to get squirt
>>583531301what anon says >>58353140430% sta growth, her 2nd alt is more balanced with 20% sta 10% pow, her third one however, not sure why it's that random 5% sta 10% pow 5% growth 10% witclaw forward shouldn't be a negative with her, racing spirit stamina too, but you're begging for a crazy run for your other stats
but likeisn't 30% stam growth good enough to skip out on the gold heal? just get more skills
>>583531482Hishiama Power
>>583531482Wit Taishin is like the end closer card for a while. This one.
>>583531404>>583531587what deck are you guys running? running 3spd/1wit/kris S with some wit sparks, 1500+ spd and 900 wit should be very achievable
>>583529502What went wrong?
>>583531587>You REALLY dont need full 30% in just stamina.is there any growth that isn't ass at 30%? I've never seen anyone run Air Shakur, and her 30% wit growth is probably a factor in that. Taabo is 30% speed (lol) which seems less annoying, but 20/10 or 15/15 seems a much better split.
>>583531870>Taabo is 30% speedthe most honest uma
>>583531870maybe 30% power
>>583531870camping taiki lets you get creative with your sparks since you dont need power sparks with 30% pwr growth
>>58353187030% power is probably amazing
>>583531984bro thats just two dogs fucking
>>583528128here is your club drama bwo
>>583532010this, camping taiki is comfy
>>583531712you want at the very least 1 gold recovery in case the lobby has recoveries>>58353187030% power should be really good because of everyone forced to train speed, not sure if an uma has it in global
>>583531482not an end main but i've looked a lot into future cards>hishiama power comes out wuen power cards still suck, borrow until taishin wit comes out for your encroaching shadow needs>hishi amazon guts maybe? she gives daring strike>narita taishin wit>dream journey speed>duramente stam (medium specialist)>durandal wit maybe (sprint/mile specialist)>golshi stam (long specialist)>mr cb speed which just dropped at 5.5 anni in jp
>>583531810It is achievable, but i really don't wanna sacrifice that much power, so I'm just gambling for a high roll. I can't say I'm not partly to blame, but I needed to vent a bit.>>583531870They should give an Uma 30% guts, as a joke.
>>583532065Thank you
>>583532037>>583532040I can see that being excellent for sprints and miles, actually. Maybe wit too, but power is probably better.
I need Tanino Gimlet in my life.
>>583532065hmmm... /uma/club bwos?
>>583531816just dealing with turbo flatliners that were, most likely, spies. if we complete the ranks with alive trainers we might even reach A
>>583532065So that's why everything has been so nice today...
>>583532065god damn these two here are ruining your threads?
>>583532170wit growth is uncomfortable because clicking wit less means you're gonna have a bad time recovering energy without outside factors, but your statlines will be more balance since spd wouldn't go too much over power
>>583532147>They should give an Uma 30% guts, as a joke.anon that is NOT funny
>>583532147you can easily hit 1100 power with 3 speed cards, even without power growth
What cha buying, Torena?
Bros I need Rob Roy now.
