Grob Attack Edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org>question of the threadAny unusual or unsound openings you enjoy?
two threads?!
Hi everyone, Stjepan here
I guess all the sleepless page 10 bumps finally caught up to you
im 35 and i didnt see knight takes pawn, is it over for me?
I hate how everyone believes you're trolling the moment you play 1...a6
>>583452478
>>583548805What did you play?
>>583547384fresh thread free of aids
>>583554350I’m lovin it
Has the eline tranny finally 41%ed?
Which woman player is the Kremlinova of the chess world
Cut em Rock! Turkroach banned, French defence fried.
>>583539481Grob her by the pussy
>>583553373i played Ng5 attacking the ROOK
>>583539481Where my Borg sisters at?
>>583583542nowherememe openings are an insult to chess.
>>583595205meme openings increase the breadth and depth of chess
>>583595205we are meme team here you in the wrong place
Both things can be true>Sara Herman played an illegal move on her game recap and edited the video so because she wouldn't understand why the board wouldn't allow her still way after the game>foids are good at chessWhys this so hard for chuds to understand?
>>583601141Foids are only good for two things:1. Their vagina 2. Their sisters vagina
Been studying e4 today, played 100 bullet games. Another couple weeks and ill have a pretty deep repertoire to use in classical
>>583603053Wanna practice together?
>>583603601Danny dropped me down 400 points, im taking advantage down here to try new openings
Happy birthday to Levon Aronian! I wonder which funky shirt he will be sporting today.
>>583601141basedhope she plays more illegal moves in the future
Why the fuck do dumbasses still play the Bxf3 version of the Philidor? It's not even a gambit, it's just a losing position that been refuted for nearly 200 years at this point
>>583604703I lost a lot of rating last night playing in bed, so now today I get to enjoy raping people like this Chudo Kannie
>>583601141English motherfucker do you speak it? I have no idea what you’re trying to say
Latest Dickshit LLM slop kino just dropped:https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1wz8vkw/no_nonsense_guide_to_chess_calculation_books/
>>583614632baka this should be downvoted
>and on board 1 Tanya we have Chad Thundercock>he played e4 and got a mate in 1 in a few moves and waited to have 0.01 seconds on his clock to play it again
>>583618686I upvoted it with all 100 of my accounts
I think the hardest realization that I've had after reaching 2100+ is that I'm not an elite player. I'm just a chess expert that specializes in a few openings
>ANOTHER thread 404’d>multiple in a row now lol
>>583628354told you mixer got tired of staying up to samefag it, thats why he was trying to get us to move to another board, hes gone back to /tg/
>>583628354Im seething about it so bad. Think ill kms
>>583630871I’m glad I really hated that guy I bet he was lying about it snowing
>>5836270812100 is low intermediate
>>583632623It’s considered beginner here
>>583604772Magnus birthday is coming up
>>583595205Meme openings do not exist, there are unorthodox openings that can work perfectly fine if the player is good enough
>>583642864source?
>>583642864bongcloud is a meme opening
>>583548805Makes sense you didn't see it at 35 elo.
>>583610014>enjoyWhen my opponent blunders a queen my enjoyment of the game instantly disappears because beating a retard means nothing.
>>583644115I heard that’s banned here, someone lost to it in a team tournament and had a melty melty
>>583645192It was already over anyway tho
Still can’t believe he’s gone.
Once again why tf does lichess pair me against the SAME FUCKING GUY no matter the time control I pick? Is Thibault out to get me?
>>583647962did you cheat
>>583645235How pathetic do you have to be to not only remember some minor thread drama from years ago, but to also bring it back up?
>>583648316Hit a nerve eh? Incoming melty melty lol
>>583539481Genuinely wtf is wrong with this opening, chanons ? Explain this to me
>>583648567it doesn't attack the center, duh!!!
Place is packed, anyone playing and slaying?
>>583648567It's suboptimal but no one studies it so it works well
This is a very well-shot photograph. From the shining light down to the arm patch.
>>583649789Does she have a boyfriend?
>>583650258No.
>>583650258back off shes mine
the future best selling chess book How to Win at Chess: Next Level is out now!!
>>583651287Can we share? Cornel style
>>583650258>>583651076>>583651287Relax, you couldn’t afford her anyway.
>>583648567It's considered suboptimal because it doesn't attack the center, and weakens the Kingside. However, it works because players get distracted attacking that pawn, or because they cannot develop their King's Knight to f6. In many cases, you end up exchanging that pawn for one of Black's central pawns, so it's just fine. Stockfish already gives 1 of advantage to Black, but it doesn't matter much if you're opponent doesn't respond correctly, which they rarely do. Basman has written entire books about it.
>>583651880How much?
>>58365204640,000,000 tenge, or $88k per year. They had to make it public because Bibisara complained she wasn’t getting enough. This is funded by the new FIDE president Turlov btw.
>>583652389Her and Hans would make such beautiful mixed babies
Good morning /chess/
>>583642864I feel like, if anything, they're an advantage in the 1200-2000 range online, cause people are so used to the usual ruy/italian/qg/e5/sicilian/french/caro lines that an unorthodox opening (as long as it's not completely retarded) throws them off and they start dropping pieces left and right.
>>583628354>Multiple in a rowThe hans thread got deleted for doxing
This game perfectly encapsulates how powerful the compensation that one gets from the Naselwaus gambit is
>>583652389She'd make more doing OF
>>583675095You have to be hot to do OF tho
>>583668614They are an advantage even at GM level
>>583648567in the top line white just loses that pawn for nothing
>>583685612I feel like this is how it goes with most meme openings. they're really fun unless the opponent knows the refutation and then you just have a bad game for no reason
This kills the smith moron.
>>583595205I love the idea of this ancient ass solved game having a meme opening in which there are only 8 possible openings that can be made
>>583692691>there are only 8 possible openings????
>>583692814There's 8 pieces on front row. You can only move pawns first right ?
>>583690959Watching this made me wonder if anyone does chess roleplay
>>583693116Saar....
Have a chesstastic day everyone
>>583693660Haven't played chess in like 14 years. Genuinely don't remember>>583693862Lol thats a cute post
>>583694060Thanks :)
>>583694194I hope thats not what you look like cause you look annoying as fuck, no offense
>>583694194This man makes redditors seethe
>>583695879Any looksmaxing tips?
>>583698307get a face cream for those wrinklesand go to a dentist for those teeth
>>58369830710,000 ChessTempo tactics
it shouldn't be allowed for 1 guy to make that many posts in a row
>>583700078What cream should I use?
https://youtu.be/gXh29KJpw44The first game in this video is very Stjepan-esque
>>5836856122. h3
95% accuracy on one game, 72% in the next
I tend to have always have over 90% on opening and endgames, but lower down to 60% on middlegames
>>583704497He always gets wrecked when he faces another adult improver caro chud. Plus he always 'calculates' lines many moves deep, most of which involve him giving away his pieces.
What do you guys have against Stjepan? He thought me all of my opening repertoire :(
what opening will get me to 1000 lichess in a few hours
we’re back on the necrobump samefag schedule.
>>583707240None, just blunder less
>>583707240King's Indian Attack/Defense
>>583675095>>5836856123 posts in 3 hours and then >>583707231>>583707240>>5837072493 posts in less than 20 seconds. get some subtlety on your cheating.
>>583707608sorry i will try to wait longer before i post next time
>>583707231That's why you're hard stuck at 1500....
>>583690959If the retard continued with the normal morra moves against e5 Sicilians (nf3, bc4, qb3) instead of nxd4 he'd have whooped your roodypoo candy ass
>>583708913Chess sure is great
>>583708913uh oh spaghettio
>>583690959You were worse out of the opening stop mocking(heh heh) the opening for your fellow 1200 shitters blundering
>>583709309Against the e5, nf6, nc3 setup white goes ng5. MORRA STILL UNREFUTED
>>583709658>worse out of the openingand he was a 2300
Place is packed
>>583708841But unironically, I've seen strong players analyze Stjepan's opening videos and they point out many mistakes. The problem is that he doesn't truly understand the openings because he isn't strong enough to. He's just vomiting out engine lines without deeper understanding
>>583709989That’s fair criticism, but “just vomiting out engine lines” is probably overstating it. You can have inaccurate analysis while still understanding the general ideas of an opening. Engines also routinely find moves that even very strong players wouldn’t naturally understand at first glance. The real question is whether the explanations hold up when you go beyond the engine line.
>>583709893post the game?
>>583710251I already did, what do you mean
>>583710370i didnt see my bad lul thats what i get for skipping to the bottom of the thread
>>583709893I don't care if the engine says -0.1 or whatever I prefer white after gxf6>he was a 2300if it wasn't bullet I find that hard to believe nxe4 and re2 are 1200tier movesAnyway the fact that you needed to make or find a study against the morra shows you got banned by it many times
>>583709309>top engine move still has white's winning percentage at 56%Curious, it's almost like the morra has positional compensation even when black thinks they're doing good
>>583711616>people cheating with an engine win half the time from this position
Is /chess/ a Ruy Lopez thread or an Italian Game thread?
This a Stjepan thread
>>583713040
>>583713382Unironically hope he becomes a GM one day
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
>>583713748awesome thanks for posting
>>583712836Blonde stacy:>Ruy or Italian?Goth girl:>Scotch bitch!Crazy that I can't easily find that meme on Google:(
>>583712836The Grob!
>>583714297What variation of the scotch is your cup of tea?
Why did daniel king suddenly stop using AI thumbnails?
>>5837146944c3 is the one I play the most online but OTB I play 4Bc4I've dabbled in 4Nxd4 too
Way too funny when some thoonker wastes time figuring out how to win a pawn I best him with +15 seconds by moving stuff aroundIf you think youre a retard. FACT
>>583715336Pawngrubbers do be retarded most of the time. They can't see the forest for the trees.
I relate to Stjepan because I also overthink easy moves, miss the most obvious things, and see the best move but do not play it because there is a slight possibility it could go wrong
>>583714860He posted his reasoning on like the YouTube blog feature
This game sums up Londoniggers
>>583716919spoon feed me what he said
>>583718573http://youtube.com/post/UgkxeKP8vmxF-SeFcvcNJ4QKYmzodUDNAUrg?si=UMgh-djNWXfNVFix
Which system opening is the most fun to play against and which is the most fun to play as?https://www.chess.com/blog/ThePawnSlayer/ten-white-opening-systems-to-crush-black
>>583719438thanks, i gave the link to gemini and it summarized for me
>>583720439>not grokTerrible post
>>583721061grok told me you're gay
>>583721061I use ChatGPT to help write my posts.
>>583722417Lmao, Grok is starting shit.
Which chess engines represent the different LLMs? Is Stockfish ChatGPT? Is Lc0 Gemini?
>>583720287The Queen's Indian
>>583722902Yeah, basically lol.Stockfish = ChatGPT calculates/searches a ton of possibilities.Lc0 = Gemini more neural-network “intuition” and pattern recognition.Not a perfect comparison, but that’s the basic idea.
>>583722902>>583724109Which one is Rodent?
>>583723394How so?
How does Stjepan manage to still look 25 when he is nearing 40?
Can’t stop drinking and losing elo points.
I hate how inflated my correspondence rating is because retards join the match but never make a single move.
If you lost less than 500 points this week lower your voice when speaking to me
Just lost another 100 elo, thanks Danny!
It’s absurd how smug cheats are. Playing instantly and then not even studying the game after. It’s not even educational cheating, they’re really like “Yeah, I just did that” Online chess is 100% cooked purely because there are way too many subhumans in the world
Yeah, the smugness is honestly the most annoying part. At least if someone cheats to learn, you could argue they’re trying to improve. Playing engine moves instantly and then acting like you actually calculated all of it is just delusional. Online chess really does bring out the worst in people.
>>583732495>Playing engine moves instantly and then acting like you actually calculated all of it is just delusionalDo they play with >95% accuracy? If they don't it's a skill issue and you're seething about people with better intuition than you.
>>583732495guess you arent following my FAG system
>>583601141QRD? I missed this and hate that potato faced slut
>>583736656>Do they play with >95% accuracy?You still don’t know how online cheating works and are still a retarded contrarian, stop trying to belittle people from your inferiority complex
>>583738459She posted a 960 game she played against a kid, moved her rook and then castled that way later on
>>583738992Did everybody in the comments catch it and laugh at her cruelly for her embarrassing mistake?
>>583739228Of course to which she responded she didnt know it was an illegal move until reading the comments
>>583675481You are gay and also that’s not even necessarily true>>583675095I think she’s more passionate about chess than money. In an interview she said she was literally in love with chess. I’m actually starting to think she’s a bit weird. If she wasn’t so beautiful it’d be easier to notice.
I made a Mexican Cuckold Kanni so mad that he blocked me after this
>>583747992You were losing out of the opening until he hung his knight lul
>>583748249COPE. Stockfish evaluates the position after 19. Qd3 as 0.0. I was fine even without him blundering his knight
>>583748693The flat 0.0 eval usually means there’s a perpetual or some crazy engine line requiring absolute best play for multiple moves from both sides. But even in the double-edged lines the swings are potentially much worse for black, I guess because it likes your active king if the queens come off and the semi-open f file especially if he castles kingside. It’s an interesting position my bad.
>>583747992Thanks for sharing
>>583746549Also new dancing Qazaq Quties at the Olympiad v2 just dropped
Anybody figured out what TakeTakeTake is supposed to do yet
Bodied Count Morphy first try KWAB Having also beaten the actual Morphy bot before, this means I now own Paul Morphy
>>583757181How can you own him he’s not even black
>>583748249Do chuddo kuckies really think their opening is "winning"?
>>583759071Well it’s definitely not losing. Which is part of its utility. I got Esserman to admit he would use it in certain situations in tournaments on stream. But he said “of course I don’t you guys to know that,” because his audience might take it the wrong way and think they should main it. And playing for a draw in 1500 games is just pathetic, let’s be honest.
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>>583760243>extensions from any browser store… which will let you win every gameBro casually turned a Lichess appreciation post into a tutorial on how to get banned
>>583761882Nice AI watermark. You can’t see it but I can
>>583761882>banned>on lichessWeak bait
>>583764262Thibault wants to spend the donations on social activism instead of paying more moderators
The future of chess is bright
>>583768596The future of chess is beige
>>583768596lambright
I used to be 1131 elo but lost my points
Besides Stjepan, are there any other sovlfvl chess youtubers?
>>583775085Agadmator
>>583693410Not exactly roleplay, but sometimes I like to larp in my head how I'm a general and the pieces are my army. Helps with keeping the game fun.
>>583693410sometimes i like to roleplay as a king getting double checked and being forced to move away as my white queen gets clapped by the opposing black pieces...
sometimes i roleplay as a chess player
>>583776043Do you also like to play 1. ...c6?
>>583776115y-yes...
>>583693410I larp as esserman sometimes
chess.cuck
>>583775698He phones it in a lot though. He was more kino before the chess boom
>1. d4
>>583791503trvke
What's your response to d4 niggers, /chess/?
>>5837929591. d4 is refuted by 1... f5
>>583792959abort
>didn't start taking chess seriously until 25It's over...
>>583792959c6
>1. e4
1. g4 is the real dela
An Albanian was seething at my Jew flag so I told him that I killed him like a Palestinian...
>>583803394You deserve a permaban. Palestinians are a protected minority, you motherfucker
>>583548805when you have a pin on the enemy king always look for ways to use it
the two knights defense is a free win for black
>>583814309The 5. b5 variation is, the shitty 5.Na5 mainline is not
>>583795924>He doesn't know the tragedy of Jonathan Hawkins the wiseHe was the GOAT adult improoover
lol Stjepan shilling an open course now
>tried to play the sicilian>fucked up and only moved one square>the game ended in a drawHow the fuck do chudo kannies play this shit? Even as a mistake it made my soul feel unclean
>>583822690I just instantly resign if I misclick like that. it actually ruins the game for me
What do you guys think of my home cooked f5 Benoni?
>>583825619It got me rock hard, whats a benoni tho?
>>583828605>whats a benoniA miserable pile of sac quits
Just blasted my first turkmenistani, rarest flag so far
Black to move, it's M4. Rd2 is first, then what?
>>583832162Qa3+ Ba2+ Qxc3#
>>583822690There are two primary ways of playing the Caro: very aggressively, or for a winning endgame.Aggressively entails manuevering your knights to pry open the center and play for an attack, usually forgoing castling, like here https://lichess.org/study/15UjJXyn/82IdoV3aAnd playing for an endgame entails maintaining your strong central pawn chain and spending most of the game trying to advantangeously liquidate.Both cases require active play and a knowledge of what you’re doing.Where someone like you who isn’t familiar with the Caro can go wrong is by just playing it passively. You just kind of hide behind the pawn chain, trade when your opponent wants, don’t press in the endgame correctly for the structure and the game is totally static.
>>583835839>Caro>Can be played very aggressivelyNone of the game in the study are the 3. Nc3 mainline. c6 is a waste of a tempo, if black wants a semi-closed position with actually aggressive winning chances they should play the French
>>583835839>spending most of the game trying to advantangeously liquidateI've noticed Caro Chuds are obsessed with trading. I once had a blitz game where a Caro Kucky gave up an entire piece just to trade queens. I guess some retard on YouTube told them that every end game is winning? Truly, playing the CK is a mental illness.
>>583841782Generally speaking the Caro is better in the endgame, yes. That’s one of the reasons Capablanca loved it. So trading down is a viable stragegy. But just trading pieces willy nilly isn’t. That’s why I specified “advatangeous”. You have to know which pieces and when.
Is Nf3 a chud opening or are the g5 gambits against it the chud openings?
>>583847389Its a geriatric opening outside the chud dialectic
>>583825619Update my pet line managed to timeout a Portuguese FM
>>583852423Thanks for posting, gg
Didn’t expect to see this
>>583853456Did he talk about being targeted for assassination?
>>583853620I just opened it, im starting from the beginning of him doing interview-prep.
>>583853456Worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Magnus confirmed GOAT
>>583855113I know, can’t believe Kasparov chose a sex pest to chat with instead of Hasan
>>583856172well he doesnt like hasan
>>583856865Really? Maybe he’s not as smart as everyone thought
>>583856172Please kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGRlrMsnNqMits up
https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/igoshougi/ryuoh/kifu/20261008-SYT8T8459964/https://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogithe first day of the first game of the 39th Ryuo title match is being played, between Sota Fujii (sente, the Ryuo title holder) and Shinichiro Hattori. The time control is 8 hours per player over two days, and the match is a best of 7. These two players met earlier this year in the Kisei title match, which Fujii won 3-0.The opening was double static rook. Instead of playing into a mainline opening, Hattori played the Murata system (which Fujii has also employed as gote before).
Who would win a Hasan-Destiny match?
>>583862410probably destiny
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1x10sv5/growth_of_abandonments_on_chesscom/Isn't it terrible that from now on, AI is gonna write everybody's shit? Where's the humanity?
>>583853456Wtf? I've gotta watch this>>583856172They're both libs (steinitz-fischer-kasparov coded if you know what i mean) so
>>583864372notice how he only mentions england and usa, and leaves out you know who
My opponent: 20000 hours in puzzles, pieces zigzagging around the board, always trying to set up some trapMe: hehe me push pawn>win game with 2 extra queens
You’re not that guy, buddy
>>583868657Ponziani is trash even Magnus would struggle if he played it against someone like Caruana
Can someone tell me whether I'm being schizo here? This video and the accounts I've seen posting it seem a little off, and I can't find any posting of it older than 9 months.https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1q1ykle/reactions_of_people_predicting_the_winner_of_the/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_06VRY3UOcohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J56ij90cVDgThe thumbnails are what set me off and I seem to have someone else thinking the same thing >AI slop Any anons with higher pattern recognition stats who might know? Watching it again I'm much more sure I am correct.
>>583871331It’s not AI generated but it’s been “AI upscaled” which is a common new form of slop on yt
>>583871331In the current year you should not be called a schizo for questioning things. We have gotten past the point of never again being able to tell real from fake.
I just beat a guy that lives in kermit's asshole
Well boys, it’s official. Finally crossed the 2800 blitz mark on chess.com
>>583878621How many GM scalps have you taken on your journey?
>>583878768More than I count. Yeah, at a certain point, you stop counting. Definitely the toughest GM I’ve ever beaten was Hikaru. He showed some nice class to complicate a losing endgame, but there was no stopping what was coming.
How many people in /chess/ have actually beaten a GM?
>>583879369Zero for sure, outside of MAYBE bullet. I’ve gotten close once, one time in Eastern Blitz arena I outplayed him and was better and then he came back and turned it into a draw that I ended up flagging.
>>583879621>Zero for sure>implying Lazavik and Hans have never posted here
>>583879864That does seem likely
I DID IT BROS 2300 achieved
>>583883129good job
>>583879369Memeteam beat ben finegold and posted the game link
>>583879369None
Cuckold Kann has been sufficiently MOCKED
>>5837930872.Bg5
>>583897664Leningrad players wouldn't gaf, They'd just play 2. g6
Seeing an uptick in Englund Gambit: Hartlaub-Charlick variation at my 1200-ish level. I don't have as many weapons prepared against it as I do against the Englund Gambit main line, where I feel like I can get a dominating position fairly easily.
>>583879369>>583879621I've beaten at least 3 in the blitz pool on lichess. They were all 50 years old or older I think.
>>583864372>>583866031he posted the actual stats now, and guess whos at the top
>>583913150NL, yeah interesting
>>583913150and heres sorted by percentage descending, filtered to at least 100 games recorded to remove outliers
>>583913352>to remove outliersequals>to get the result I want
>>583913496go seethe somewhere else jeet shitskin, everyone knew you'd be at the top and the stats confirmed it >>583913150its a FACT that if someone abandons against you its most likely a jeet
When ai solves chess will you guys still play it??
>>583913729why would i care what ai does to chess
>>583913614I am whiter than you.
>>583915149yeah right thats why youre seething about jeets getting exposed
>>583915237It's why I am telling you to not manipulate the data.
>>583915335i didnt manipulate shit, the first one is unfiltered and is more relevant
>>583915414You arbitrarily eliminated smaller countries from consideration. India had 894 games and NL had 51 games. NL was actually vastly overrepresented compared to its population. 51/894 = 0.0570, while the population ratio of the two countries is 0.0123.
>>583917096>population ratio of two countriesone of which has 50% of the population illiterate and living in squalor, go be retarded somewhere else jeet
>>583913614why did you quote the post that wasn't sorted by percentages and (if you're the same guy) wasn't your other post which was supposed to be filtered and better? it doesn't have anything to do with india does it? you wouldn't mislead like that would you? you do understand per capita, no? or did you genuinely mean to make the point that the largest population in the statistics has the largest number of abandonments?
>>583917431per capita is irrelevant to someones playing experience
>>583913928I don’t see nobody playing tictactoe no more, chess go na be like checkers
>>583918189tictactoe is easy, chess is hard
>>583918401Super intelligence go na make chess a game for re tards
>I'm winning the qu--ACK
>>583917728i see, so there's no implication that indians have a certain negative quality or tendency to abandon when you say they're at the top of this abandon stat list, right?
>>583879369Im undefeated against titled players, beat about 9 FMs and NMsThey were all slow brain giga bullet shitters trying to improoooove as I fucked them up while taking a shit or working
>>583920972do i really need to spoonfeed you how to interpret the stats?>high raw number of games/abandonsplayers are more likely to encounter someone abandoning from this country>high percentage of abandonsthis country has proportionally more abandoners (but vulnerable to accuracy issues at low population numbers, hence filtering to countries with at least 100 games) india is at or near the top in both lists so it doesnt really matter which way you want to look at it brownoid
>>583921461thanks, so the answer is yes. i don't see the point of mentioning that at all then, it seems rather irrelevant to the grander idea of disliking indians. unless you're misrepresenting yourself.
>>583922034come back when youre over 100 iq then maybe you'll be able to understand
>>583921461>india is at or near the top in both lists so it doesnt really matter which way/argumentImagine if jeets spent even a quartier of the energy they waste defending their behavior and country on improving both instead, india might not be the worst shithole on the planet and jeets wouldn't be so universally despised
>>583922153i think i understand what you're doing quite well. it seems meaningless to bring up that statistic unless you intend tor people to not pay attention to your post and think that is relevant
>>583923445it is relevant, ask anyone (honest) about their experience against cheaters, time wasters, and abandoners on chesscom and it's basically a guarantee they'll have india and indonesia in their top 3 worst offenders. anecdotal evidence yet the real evidence agrees, they are most likely to encounter these (based on raw numbers)whether they do it proportionally more than other countries rather than just having a higher population is another question, and the answer is also yes in conclusion we need a chess site where only trve europeans are allowed, no thirdie brownoids or mystery meat mutts
Who is going to win the US championship?
Newish chesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mCHKpknPjI&t=20s
>turn on US championship stream>it's showing IMs playing just because they have vaginas
>>583925716Nazi Paikidze-Barnes once tweeted that she thought people wanting to punch nazis to be a troubling trend
>>583926498It is a troubling trend as it belies their penchant for violence. They just want a socially acceptable target to unleash on.
Why does Maurice look like an alien?
Destiny introduced Kasparov as "probably one of the most prolific players in history" lol.He's the undisputed goat you subhuman absolute elolet
>>583930753>Fischer said that he had studied the first Karpov–Kasparov world-championship match (1984–85) and concluded it was “all prearranged move-by-move.” He extended that claim to elite chess generally, saying that top-level games and matches were effectively prepared or staged rather than honestly discovered over the board.>He also publicly grouped Kasparov with Karpov and Viktor Korchnoi, saying they had “destroyed chess” through supposedly “immoral, unethical, prearranged games.”>In a 2005 radio interview, Fischer said, "Kasparov is a gangster, he is a disgrace to chess, he is a disgrace to the human race.”
If all the famous historical masters were brought to the priesent as their peak selves and given enough time to acclimate to modern theory, and engine prep would Magnus still wipe the floor with everyone or would Fischer, Capablanca, Kasparov, maybe even Steinitz, or Morphy take the crown?
>>583932353The goat list would remain the same as the alwaysFischerMorphyKasparovKarpovCapablanca....Fagnus at 9
They don't understand the things I say on twitter
>>583933609Morphy is one of my favorite players but putting him in an all time top 10 is ridiculous nevermind n2, chess was not professional back then >inb4 he was better than all his contemporaries might as well include La Bourdonnais Philidor and Gioachino Greco
>>583933609Kasparov just went down 5 spots after that interview
>>583933609>strongest player in humanity's history not first place because... because... respect your elders!! Magnus cannot be #1 because muh feelings!
>>583940235If you gave Peak Fischer or Capablanca a couple years in the present to acclimate they would eclipse Peak Carlsen
>>583941064>>583940235Just depends how you define “great/greatest”, pure elo or pure raw talent
>>583942886Elo is pure raw talent.Anything else is muh feelings
>>583940235You're dreaming. Magnus is the mozart of chess. A genius above geniuses. Not in our lifetime, or our grandchildren lifetime, they will be another magnus. Maybe in the next millenium. Maybe...
>>583539481>Grob Attack EditionWhy yes, I do always play g4, how could you tell?
>>583944296>had to take Caruana to tiebreaks to retain the world championshipFischer would be a better Caruana without the blitz weakness
>>583945648And karjakinHe beat an old jeet cheater and a fat retard """""""fair n square!""""""""" tho
>>583945798He even needed big Chuky to bail him out in the final round of the 2013 candidates to prevent Kramnik from facing Anand
My dad could beat your dad (at chess)
>>583690959>>583709309>>583709893Wtf as a smith morra aficionado I didn't even know e5 was a serious line, I just pretend it's a fried liver or something when it happens
How many Cuckold Kanniggers have you beaten today /chess/?
What the actual fuck, sarrs? How is this ok in any world, esse?
>>583932353Fischer would be #1 in that scenario but he’s not #1 all time in the conventional GOAT debates. It would be Fischer, Kasparov, Magnus.Morphy is a meme
Account made ib 2021Danyas true murderer?
>>583953881-Fischer had a 20 game winstreak and was 200 elo above competition-Kasparov won every tournament for 20 years-Shitnus...............drew people in a closed pool of people who wanted to keep getting invited to paying tournaments-Morphy beat everyone on earth with odds-Capablanca went 11 years without losingONE OF THESE doesn't belong, guess who
>>583925716Lol so this is the power of womeme chesshttps://www.chess.com/events/2026-us-chess-championships-women/01/Li_Rachael-Krush_Irina
Crazy how magnus went from being considered one of the weakest world champions of all time to psyopping people into thinking he's one of the best by winning online blitz tournaments through the coof
>>583956157Yep it just is mkay?
>>583956531>considered one of the weakest world champions of all timei dont remember this
I have a gay idea for something that sounds at home on chess.com: basically the un-castled king who hasn't yet lost the right to castle gets a little crest or icon or whatever on him or in the corner of his square, and when you castle or lose the right to castle, the crest breaks with a cool sound effect and some PS1 style visual effect with transparencies.
Do I waste my time with the Tal variation or is it the only one caro chuds know?
>>583959613You must study Tal to unlock the ability to checkmate while down 7 points of material like me >:)
Can the elineposter be allowed to make the next thread? So it’s not just boring samefagging like this?
>>583861970Hattori's sealed move was 44. N-73.
Tin foil hat time. Nothing was smoked before writing this post. Also for the record, I am a beginner, started playing 6 months ago and am rated ~1000 lol. My theory is that the goal of the matchmaker is to keep your win rate at 50%, but the way it tries to do so is dumb and frustrating to experience as a player. I have noticed that this happens in “streaks” where if I start winning too many games in a row, I’ll get hit with a big magical loss streak to balance out the scales. The “how” goes deeper though and what I find annoying. For example, when I was playing 1e4 I would play the scotch, and would generally win with it. But then I started winning too much, so to “test” my rating the matchmaking algorithm pitted me against openings / opponents that it assumes I’d lose against. Instead of the standard 1e5 response from black, I’d get a “streak” of Caro Kans and get wrecked. So I learn a response to that, start kicking captain caro booty and then poof no more. Then back to the standard response, back to my old peak rating. Oopsie we can’t have that, too many wins there, let’s give him a streak of gambit crack heads rated 150 points lower that memorized their one little line. -10, -11, -12… Recently I switched to 1d4 and cruised past 1000 elo no problem. But chess.com obviously didn’t like that, so it stopped giving me people who play the standard openings, and then put me on the englund gambit pipeline. What are the odds that 5/10 games as white were that opening, but as soon as I learn the refutation to it, bye bye no more. And the cycle continues. I understand that it could be a way to subtlety teach you how to respond to different openings and improve, but the experience is super annoying. Since it feels “artificial” and "rigged". It’s statically improbable that you’d see the “streaks” so my theory that it’s intentional to keep your rating at 50%. Anyway, has anyone else had this experience?
>>583968493I agree with your theory, Thibault is out to get me
>>583926498masochist huh?
>>583968493There is 0 chance that chess.com is advanced enough to have anything that complex. Recently (a couple years ago) they laid most of their staff and replaced the ability to contact them directly with poverty non-functioning “AI chat bot” (isn’t at all). Their whole scheme is to maximize profits and reinvest as little as possible back into the site. They are far less capable and far less interested than you imagine. All they want to do is put up a chess site that you can play on and find ways to profit
>>583971095that isnt "complex" its a bog standard matchmaking algorithm, popularized by cod, theres no reason che$$com couldnt do it too
>>583968493schizomaxxing
fagnus
https://lichess.org/R04b2sa4
>>583977578Who won?
>>583981437Black
>>583984225Was that you?
>>583987347Nope, I was neither of them
>>583989823How can i get in contact with the winner?
>>583992445That’s me. What do you want
>>583968493I only read 1/5th of your post but you are correct. If you stay in the matchmade queue at 14-1600 you will stay there forever. If you’re on lichess you need to be targeting scalps off 17-1900s on the open lobbies. They don’t tell you about this metagame when you first sign up but that’s what you gotta do.
How often do you guys draw? I basically never do
>>583993307Frequently. My games tonight were two draws and three wins. It’s much more common above 1900, at lower ratings there’s constant instability because neither of you know what you’re doing. You just blunder back and forth until one of you wins
>>583992765How did you do it?
>>583993307Used to draw a lot as a kid, drew all the Pokémon
>>583993737I realized I overextended by pushing c4 and could either defend it passively with Nb6 or play actively and maybe take it to an endgame which is the only thing I’m good at. When he offered the queen trade I was relieved and thought I would probably draw at worst. Then he got down on time and played inaccurately resulting in a victory for myself.
>>583993979What’s your rating?
>>583994478These digits
>You really cannot compare ratings across eras. Do you think 2785 rated Bobby Fisher in 1972 has any chance against 2782 rated Sindarov?Is this redditor correct?
>>583994737If you just pluck him out of 1972 then he's correct. If given time to acclimate to 2026 chess he'd be battling Magnus for #1
Sindarov is the best player in the world right now and Magnus would have no chance if he played him, which he's not gonna do to not make it obvious
>>583993307My most recent draw
>>583994554Which?
Do you guys ever read the ancient comments underneath chesstempo tactics?
>>583996060Nobody cares what licheats do. Reddit’s that way
>>583999523https://lichess.org/TH8eFVUT
>>583999867gg I don’t even wanna look at it
>>584000531Obviously this position is comfortable for black, as you can tell by the evaluation
>>584000614Forgot pic
>>584000531I messed up, there was a better move instead of sacking the bishop. But yeah 2. g6 is uncomfortable in general, in this
>>584000803I arrogantly thought I could delay capturing the bishop with some forced checks or something, but it was shallow and a move late. There I should’ve just taken the gift.
>>584001446I didn't see you could capture it, it would have been embarrassing if you did
>>584001634How come you didn’t say gg back den
>>584002105I wanted to disappear in the shadows but... gg
Why tf are the lichess faggots boycotting the US Chess Championship now? I thought the whole Ramirez thing got resolved?
>>584006474It will never be “solved”. Nothing can ever make right the wrong they’ve done, or remove the amount of downdoots lireddit condemns them to endure. Kill yourself, Nazi.
>>583996009I actually agree with this, I think Sindarov beats current Magnus in a world championship match pretty handily. Pragg probably would too
Magnus only needs 5 more years until he beats kasparovs record of holding number 1 spot for longest
>>584017253KYS streetshitter
>>584020314He's right though, if they just showed up today to play. Magnus would need several months to get back into top classical form
>>583997280probably similar to the ancient comments on chessgames.com, with analysis verified with Rybka and Shredder!
Just had to trade my dark squared bishop aaaaaaaaaaa
What time is the team tournament today?
Anyone wanna play if I start a tournament?
>>584033375I'm ready
I can't beat Stockfish. That means I can't beat the best moves that can be played in any given position. That means what is the fucking point.
go back to /tg/ mixer you arent wanted here
>>584034590I’m not catmixer I hate that guy. Some have called me divider, doggie divider
How many moves deep is my opening repertoire supposed to go? I always get carried away.
>>5840365176 7 moves deep
>>58403651750 moves deep in some lines like the super GMs do
>The Alekhine Defense is highly underrated>I’m just over 1700 on lichess. So I’m no master, but I am top 30 percent of players on the platform.>I play the Alekhine exclusively against e4. My win rate with it is 74 percent>white has no idea what they’re doing against the Alekhine. They want to play Ruy Lopez, and against Alekhine’s they can’t. They’ve probably almost never seen it, so we’re in my territory now.>At the human grandmaster level, it’s also underrated. Alekhine himself won the majority of his games with it. Fischer also won the majority of his games with it, including a draw and a win against Spassky.>If you’re not a grandmaster though, this is actually a huge advantage. If White wants to play a traditional center control strategy and you bait them into overextending their pawns in an opening that is likely unfamiliar to them, you will usually win.>Alekhine was a genius. Please try out his highly underrated opening defense as black. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
>>584038623Unironically this is correct. The Alekhine is a top 5 defense to e4 and is better than the Chudo Kann
>>584038623I usually try to transpose into a Vienna gambit against the Alekhine.
>>584039018It’s a good opening, I’m just laughing about “I’m just over 1700 on lichess. So I’m no master, but I am top 30 percent of players” and feeling emboldened to pontificate about what openings are sound
>>583861970Fujii won in 113 moves. The next game will be played 10/22-23.In other Shogi news, Tomoka Nishiyama has become the first female professional player after winning the Hakurei title for the fifth time. In June, the Japan Shogi Association decided that winning the title five times would allow the holder to become a full professional. Previously, Nishiyama qualified qualified for the professional transfer exam (a series of five games against 4-dan professionals), which she lost 2-3.
Not chess.
>>584040286>first female professional player>Japan Shogi Association decidedhow do you say "moving the goalposts" in Japanese?
>>584040286and speaking of women, I keep tuning into the US Champ coverage, and they are only showing the women.
Do any of the US Championship women have an OnlyFans?
>>584044316How is this chess related? Fucking creep.
>>584038623>1700 on lichess. So I’m no master, but I am top 30 percent of players on the platform.I hate faggots like this so much it's unreal
>>584045215The average liredditor really believes there’s barely a nominal difference between their shit sub-2000 rating and being titled
>>584041727I'm seething. They literally had a game with an IM vs a FM. Who wants to see that???
I hate the low quality unrelated to chess posts so much.
>>584045968And the one GM there hanged her queen in one move yesterdayLike legit put a undefended queen on a square where it could be taken for no reason
>>584046375Show me a chess related post you have made
>>584046696Kazakhstan women won silver solely because one of their opponents hung a clean rook in similar fashion. It was actually still draw after that but I guess she was mentally crushed and lost the game.https://lichess.org/broadcast/46th-fide-chess-olympiad-samarkand-2026-women-matches-1-25/round-10/BQmH5Kuj/u5Hs8Vg5
>>584047656chess related btw
>>584047518Make me bitch, I make more chess posts than anyone else here. You’re probably accusing me of being the samefaggot, you’re sick get help.
Anyone drinking and playing?
>>584050650Bit early man
>>584051028What time is it where you are? It’s acceptable drinking/playiny chess time where I am.
Fuck yes
>>584053079Post game?
I think Knights should move like characters using teleportation in Final Fantasy Tactics. Not some L-Shape Tetris block walking/hopping maneuver.
>>584056946What’s this from?
>>584057531idk
Switching to Sicilian I spent so long studying the open, then come to find that literally nobody plays the open sicilian.
>>584059391That’s my purse I don’t know you! Lol
Drinking half Dos Equis half Mountain Dew radlers and playing blitz chess
Looks like Alua will be playing Dubov and Denis the Menace around the end or the month. Lazavik said that it is madness to train with women and that they don’t understand anything they’re being taught, that should be an interesting matchup. She plays creatively like Dubov so that one should be fun too.
Is this really the average Lichud 1900?
>>584062124What time control?
>>58406233110+0.....
One thing I have noticed is that on Lichess, the opponent always never moves instantly. I'm assuming that they are checking my profile. On chess.cum, pretty much everyone plays instantly since you don't have to worry about cheating so much
>>584062124Be happy you got him on his engine-off game
>>584062124>>584063221>request computer analysis>6 blunders apiece
>>584064387Forgot pic
>>584064387>analyze the same game on chesscom>3 brilliant moves>skill progress: develop a pawn [3271 / 10000]>achievement unlocked: checkmated a king after having your queen threatened
>>584064990At least Danny actually gives a shit about creating a playing environment people want to come back to. Thibault's too busy seething about RN and Reconquete
>>584065250Isn’t Danny dead
>>584064540Back when I was new to the game and didn’t know cheating was a thing, a ligirl was chatting very flattering things while I destroyed her like “WOW, are you Bobby Fischer?!” and I was quite chuffed. Realized a couple years later that it was probably a facetious cheating accusation :(
>>584068069Drinking water, personally
Lichuddies also never heckin resign!!!!
>>584068069Yeah
>offer a draw>analyze the game with the engine>turns out I was winning
>>584068387How can you drink water unpersonally lol
>>584069220Post a game? I got my mouse setup tonight
>>584071306I was gonna make you do it. I am playing a soccer game so might not be checking the thread
>>584006474apparently, SLCC contacted lichess and hashed things out so they're on good terms now, but the US Chess Federation never did and USCC is actually their tournament, just hosted by SLCC. it's probably never going to get resolved because no one from USCF gives enough of a shit about it lol
>>584070902>win a game, barely managing to avoid getting checkmated, sweat through the whole thing>analyze the game>I was +7 for the entire game from early midgamesometimes it's tough to be up material but lagging in development if your opponent blunders a piece then goes all berzerk on you
meme it up:https://lichess.org/Exugmx0Nhttps://lichess.org/Exugmx0Nhttps://lichess.org/Exugmx0N
>>584072714>match cancelled welp time to queue up another soccer match
anyone else so traumatized by knights that you just never put your king and another piece on the same color in endgames
>>584054035https://lichess.org/3vBLqqE2x2kE
https://lichess.org/WliACQ1Rlet's go goys
https://lichess.org/Rv7z5984
>>584077349gg I keep giving up the square for the invasive knight and then I'm just perma fucked. I know it's wrong to and then I still create a nonsensical backwards pawn. Until then it was going fine though. Surely there must have been a better way to weather the storm of the kingside pawn pushes it didn't feel that threatening until the knight was able to stick in.
>>584070902I’ve forced draws in what I suspected were winning (and were totally winning) positions many times, the engine isn’t a human and doesn’t fear the complications. Sometimes it’s better to just take the D and study what you could have done to win than press without understanding
>>584070902You should quite literally never offer a draw, ever
>>584070902>be 11>5 round tournament>asian kid is paired #1 and the highest rated in the tournament>wins all his games before the final round>I also win all my games, creeping up the pairings>face him in the last round >have two knights, a rook and a bishop for his two rooks, easily winning position>offer a draw >he acceptsI still won the tournament on a computer tiebreaker but I still occasionally think about what a bitch I was.
>Report a cheat to chess.com that’s had an account for a year and tell them I won’t be back until he’s banned because I’m tilted and steaming>Check back in with little hope 12 hours later>He’s bannedThey’re so based. Thank u Danny
>>584087405Damn son this post made me want to listen to Sufjan Stevens specifically Come on feel the Illinois
>>584093152How did you write that to them? There is no allow text in the cheat report
>>584094325Karla once suggested doing both a cheat report and an “Other” report which I’ve always done ever since. Not sure if it actually makes a difference but their response time in this case was damn fast. I calculate that they banned him 4 hours after my report
>>584084170Holy chad….
Chess streamer that thinks she can sing and warbles loudly over every song
>>584100147I just play the Englund against every d4 openerit makes them mad because they can't play their precious London
>>584100227Do you do the stockfish variation 1.d4 e5 2. dxe5 Nc6 3. Nf3 d5 or something else?
>>584100227I always go 1...Nf6, because I like the Nimzo and the Bogo, but lately I've come across too many Londoniggers and it's so annoying
this one doing anything?
>>584102273Wow. This game reminds me of going see Digger in theatre.
>>584096229
>Plays for stalemate >Requests a rematch :DUhhh no actually, blocked retard
>>584104373Haha. Yeah man
>Black aborted the gameFuck, why do you start up a game if you don't want to play
Guy has never seen a pawn that he wouldn’t takehttps://lichess.org/V9FjJKcL/white
>>584100227I only start to sweat against the Englund when it's the Hartlaub-Charlick or Soller variations, where I have no idea what the lines are. I'm also low ELO.
I love being strong enough to just log on to anon and mindbreak shitters for life
Ack!
>>584061937I don't understand what the big controversy is about when lazavik is clearly a 11/10 low functioning autist and russoid, he just didn't understand he'd hurt some western woman's feelings when he plainly said it's a waste of time to train with someone 200 points worse than you
Is there any funky little game or tool that lets me just push pawns against pawns, completely absent of other pieces? I'm kinda small/smooth brained I guess so I want to explore the various possibilities and permutations from various pawn vs pawn positions. (Don't say 'a chess board')
>>584072148>>584084064>>584084170It was a materially equal endgame (5 pawns, 1 rook each), and we were both pretty much stuck, but according to the engine, I was at -5.5 because my opponent blundered at a certain moment. I couldn't have figured out how to win that though.
I was thinking... what if we do a tournament the day after Thanksgiving but all the starting positions are meme openings? Like, each game starts as like a Bongcloud or a Borg and stuff like that. Does Lichess have the capability to do different starting positions within the same tournament? I think it could be fun and would get more people since it's a unique set up, not just a normal 5-man tournament
>>584119223It would be fun to make a Lichess Team and organize tournaments with only meme openings
Have you guys heard about when Kramnik played the grob?
Gukesh has totally different prep for his wc title match than what we’ve seen of his current dog fighting style the last two years. I think he’s just practicing his fighting skill in complex positions so that he’s got reps of it. He’s training. He’s not disappointed in his results, he’s playing to experiment and to learn.Do you see him crying about it? Storming away from tables? He’s been more stoic than Epictetus. None of these things matter if he wants to keep his crown. Tournaments, elo, ranking. Just numbers and he doesn’t care. Caring too much about these things is exactly what stopped Magnus and Hikaru and Ding from competing. And when they stopped competing instead getting worked up about failing, their skill declined. Rust set in. Self confidence fell short. What’s Gukesh done instead? Competed relentlessly and pushed non pep lines to their aggressive limit. He doesn’t give a shit about winning elo. He’s training for the title fight. When the WC match comes, the training weights come off and Gukesh is going to stop pulling his punches. We’ll see Gukesh bring solid openings into well prepared side lines. Then he’ll have complex positions and all the mental acuity to solve them.
>>584123651And then Sindarov plays 1.g4
>>584119223That’s an awesome idea, who’s with me?
>>584093417I was listening to Chicago the other day
>>584103487Jennifer Yu clears
>>584124898NAZI Paikidze mogs them both
>>583539481This game is bullshit, some pieces are worthless and the woman is overpowered.
>>584126221The only plothole are the bishops. Every piece makes sense in an army. But what bishops have to do with an army?
>>584127116they used to be elephants before they transformed to jesters and then to bishops
>>584123651>He’s been more stoic than Epictetus.Pajeet pottery
>>584127116>But what bishops have to do with an army?Since this game was adapted for medieval Europe, maybe at that point the Catholic church had their orders of knights? The knights would be under the authority of the Pope/bishops.
>>584127116Are you from the third world and didn't receive a history education? Bishops were extremely powerful in pre-modern times...
>>584128197Retard-kun... this is a third world game the Euros stole.
>>584128337Yuros chose the English names....
>>584128337At least half of the current rules where introduced in europe, it's a european game and anyone claming otherwise is retarded or knowingly lying I don't care how common it is to do soYou are free to go play chaturanga and see how much different and worse it isYou'll never hear someone claim shogi isn't japanese these absurd mental gymnastics are only every applied to chess and I'm so fucking sick of it
Dynamic
dental plan
>>584129693Wat
>>584129938lisa needs braces
>>584129969Stoop Kid’s afraid to leave his stoop!
I have been playing 2+1 on lichess. When I used to play it a few years ago I could barely get to 2200, but now I got to 2370 the first day. Did it get easier or am I just better?It used to be that the 2+1 time control was harder to gain rating in, so whenever I would lose rating in 2+1 I would play a few 1+0s to get it back. Don't know if that's still the case.
>>584136270The majority of the third world got internet access
Someone finally dared to play an open sicilian against me, and they played like they had no idea what they were doing.
>>584137578Why the Kalashnikov instead of the Sveshnikov?
>>584138058Mainly because I have a book on it. It's a really good book btw, written by Daniel King.
why aren't you watching the US Championships, loser?
>>584116910you can set up custom positions on lichess or en croissant and play them against AI or analyze them by yourself. but you also need the kings on the board for it to be a valid chess position.
>>584140247>you also need the kings on the boardThis is what I don't want. I've also had a thought about having a separate mini board for the kings to move on to spend tempos or whatever without being on the main board but I guess that would ruin the pawn vs pawn theme if either side could use a tempo whenever they wanted? idk I'm basically retarded and trying to become less so. I want to break things down into their constituent parts so I can understand them without having to figure things out with so many moving parts.
>>584140095Because I don't see it on lichess.
>>584140095>What's 2+2?>4.jpg
>>584138542He's based.. >>584140095>put on stream>constant coverage of 2400-rated women instead of the Super GM games
https://lichess.org/m9bTUihK/blackThoughts on my Dutch game?
>>584140095>female chess players lol lmao eventhey had to make their own category with nerfed titles because they can't even compete against men in a tabletop game
More BASEDnoni
Seriously, who is this for? Who wants to watch commentary for a 2300 vs a 2200? You can watch random streamers with 5 viewers who are stronger than this lol
>>584148885they might not be strong as the men, but they are cute and have cute personalities so that makes it interesting to watch. have you not chosen a chessfu yet? live a little!
>>584148885Jennifer Yu is sexy.
>>584148885It's for me. The games are more instructive because they resemble my games more than 2700-slop. And Jennifer Yu a CUTE
>>584149261>>584149648>>584149789Did one person just respond to me 3 times in a row?
>>584149925
Oh no you're getting heckin attacked!!
Surprise mating attack aka the Cornell special
>>584152443>inspect elephant
Where chess?
>>584146282More like benchuddy
>nooooo you're supposed to give me an endgame not a brutal checkmating attack
>>584165559Cuckold Kann BTFO
https://x.com/if_echo00/status/2108126495059132726?s=46
either I'm drunk or chesscom bugged out
>>584190689Well, it's still snowing so there's no way you could be drunk yet. Therefore it must be a bug on chesscom's end.
>>584126221Lel I fake bitched to my work big sister the other day that chess was the original woke game because of that. Also told her it was a shitty game because there’s only one map, no story, every piece dies in one hit, etc.
>>584144816I wouldn’t play it anymore if I were you. Playing the Dutch requires a knowledge of navigating closed pawn structures with knight maneuevers, and you have no instincts for what to do with your knights. I’d recommend switching to the KID and trying to cheese on long diagonals
>>584182451I'll never forget the first time I played in an OTB tournament and played a gentleman named L'Jarius.He tried to move his knight like a rook and got disqualified.He had to be escorted out by security. Kept turning around and trying to get at me and shouting, "Come see about me! Come see about me!" I had no idea what that meant so I just tried looking at him placatingly. But eye contact just made him shout more. I was 9 at the time.He had a lot of intimidating friends with him who kept telling me, "You done did it now... Uh huh, you done did it now boy." But fortunately I never saw them again.It was clearly his first time playing. He brought a little container of cheez-its and seemed all set to go. His friends were standing at the back of the room rubbing their hands incessantly and emitting at intervals "Uh huh!" and "You know what time it is!" The arbiter shushed them like thirty times over the course of our three move game.
>>584093417Fucking why
What's in your opinion the gayest concept in Chess?For me it's positional chess and the concept of the 'nice square'
>>584198627>For me it's positional chessExplain
>Play an opening instantly in blitz, because I know it>Brown retard thinks I’m trying to steal his izzat and moves just as fast, but making his own random moves>*Gets mated in 15 moves by a line I’ve memorized*Many such cases
>>584199927How did you memorize it if it was random moves
>>584199927Post game?
>>584200152The way I build my repertoire is playing through certain lines in analysis, guessing what my opponent would be most likely to play and memorizing the best responses, rather than just memorizing pure book theory which is rarely useful in online amateur chess. It’s not hard at all to foresee the average online player’s most likely replies, they are extremely ABC and predictable, and a big part of that is because of the ego they always involve in their game. If you dare them to take a piece with ideas of your own compensation, they will usuallu do so without hesitation, because they refuse to respect you. Same if you give a poisoned pawn. They don’t buy it, and they’re taking it, because fuck you. So I have a bunch of lines memorized specifically for people like this that think they’re original thinkers and impressive with their effortless intuitive play
>>584200194Shan’t
>>584197865It’s a good album, we got some /mu/ chads in here. I listen to neutral milk hotel while playing chess it helps me focus.
King to e6 i sacrifice the king to take their queen with my queen c7
>the samefagger is back
>>584199095Homo
>>584200152london player
>ADHD>middlegame>can't keep track of all the pieces anymore and need a pen/paper to write every possible move and 40 minutes to pick the best one>lose anywayHah.
>>584199095Not him, but I do find patzers who self-identity as "positional" players to be annoying. Chess is mostly decided by tactics until close to the master-level. There's no such thing as a "positional" player unless you're a GM
>>584216021trvke"positional" players are really just passive and will sit around jerking themselves off while waiting for you to drag them into an actual game
The game starts sloppy but watch to the end the mate is beautiful, the best part is that I was already dreaming of it when I played 18Bg3 and every move after that was focused on making it work
>>584200641What did that post have to do with it
>>583936926Why
>>583936497Of course you include Philidor.1. Morphy2. Philidor3. Fischer4. Kasparov 5. Carlsen
>>584230747fuck Philidor and his boring gay opening
>>583940235It would be Fischer because everyone who played Fischer at his peak lost 200 points off their elo.
>>584231127I couldn't imagine actually playing that opening. I love playing against it so much. it's so passive and easy to attack.
>>583944296Couldn’t beat Fabiano or Karjakin in classical. The only players he beat were the corpse of Anand and Nepo. Magnus really isn’t that good.
So far I have beaten four 2400s in 2+1 bullet, and in three of the four I was playing as white against the Philidor, playing the g4 gambit line.It's the Philidor killer, simple as.
>>584233489>play the Philidor>loseMany such cases .. That being said, they do seem incredibly under-booked. It's like they try to play it as a system opening against 1.e4, but that's not really possible lol
>>583956080>Shitnus...............drew people in a closed pool of people who wanted to keep getting invited to paying tournamentsWhat does this even mean
>the nigger is back
Have (You) gotten the coveted 40 storm yet /chess/?Technically I already got a 42 once but I wasn't logged in, now I have proofTake that "Australian Joey" from years ago!
>>584235270Yes, in fact I've gotten 10 more than that.
>>584234468There is an obscure schizo conspiracy theory that the top players aren't actually very strong and protect their inflated ratings by only playing each other in invite-only tournaments, and that Magnus is the ring leader who inherited the "pre-arranged matches" scheme that Bobby Fischer schizo'd about from Kasparov, and top players understand when invited to these tournaments that they are expected to let Magnus win. Probably what schizo anon is referring to
>>584238841That's stupid.Plenty of GMs playing on both chesscom and lichess public games and if you get high enough rating you can randomly face them.
>>584239056>2 games against grandmasters> 2 wins 0 lossesWould be the greatest accomplishment of my life except that I actually hold the world record for most runs scored in a 9 inning baseball video game (1999).
Every time I try to watch the US championship either they are already covering women or they switch to women within a minuteAm I super unlucky or do they legit spend more time on women than the open?
>>584242913I have had the exact same experience. No clue what their problem is this year.
I came in my pants when I saw this move desu
>>584244951for you sub 2000 plebs:top engine line after that move:>Kf7, Bxd7, Bxd7 (I win queen)If queen takes bishop:>Qxb5, Qxg7, Qd7, Qxh8+ (free rook), Kf7, Qxa8 (2nd free rook)And if you are big dumdum and don't bring the queen back to d7, I can checkmate in many ways with Qe7
>>584244045I watched for the past 30 minutes to make sure they unironically spent less than 5 minutes on the open so far, it's fucking surreal
>>584242913Because everyone in the world has gone insane and prioritize women and minorities regardless of merit.
>>584246289This is next level wokeness normaly women get like 30-40% of the air time and ofc that's already insanity and a waste of everyone's time but here it's literally more than 80%
>>584246289Billions must listen to vocal fry
>>584127116it used to be an Indian battle simulation back when it was Chaturanga, modeled after the patti squad composition:Pawns = infantryKnights = cavalryRooks = chariotsBishops = war elephants (that... jumped? the shogi silver general move used in the eastern half of India made a lot more sense)>the woman is overpoweredthere is a reason they called it "Mad Queen" chess. It used to be the weakest piece, just one square diagonally, but queen Isabella objected
>>584140095I don't want to see women playing the Botez gambit
>>584242913how long before we have the US colored championship, or the US trans championship?
>>584255105your loss
>>584256315forgot linkhttps://www.chess.com/events/2026-us-chess-championships-women/02/Yip_Carissa-Paragua_Megan_Althea
>>584239056Not to mention all the events like world cup,olympiad, grandswiss and various major opens where super GM play against weaker oppositionOr guys like Verygaysir and alireza who farmed a ton of points in the opens then lost them when they started getting invitations to top eventsIt's really a retarded theory
>>584238841There's a grain of truth to that when it comes to the very topmost top players. Not that they aren't strong but that their ratings might be a little inflated due to just playing amongst each other, and if they consistently played weaker GMs their ratings would all go down.
THOUGHTS on 2 Knights vs the French?
>>5842632822. Qe2 or 2. Bb5 are better ways to piss off French players.
/ourguy/ flushed mishra washington
>>584263598I just don't want a closed game with the French structure
>>584263752How does two knights accomplish that? They can play 3. d5 and have a closed game anyway
>>584264046>They can play 3.d5*Black can play 3. d4
>>584263660Hans?
>>584263752If you want to guarantee an open game you have to be willing to accept an IQP by playing the 4. c4 Exchange French
>>584264046c3 is winning after that though, no??
>>584270310It's an even position after 4. Ne2 c5 5. c3
How my chess friends doing tonight?
>>584275701You don't get to bring friends
what's your favorite chess movie scene?
>>584285297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Ui0F9115w
>>584285297Why is she openly wearing a cheating device on her wrist
>>584286773It allows for more effective cheating
>>584288118But that's against the rules
>>584288316Cheating is permitted for players with lichess accounts
>>584288614Ah checks out
>>584285297I like Harry Potter chess scene
>>584286773She has openly cheated on video before, you really think she cares?
>>584293285She never cheated not even once.
>>584293558it's on video....
>>584293994Post vid? You probably think Danya cheated
>>584294208I'm a fan of Danya and know he didn't use engine assistance but he did technically cheat. Methamphetamine is a performance enhancing drug
>>584294739He used an engine to evaluate his current position while streaming.
>>584294208Not making any accusation, but its sus that he was a top 5 blitz player in online chess but his classical otb rating was underwhelming. He also got fired by chess.com for some reason...
I don't know where else to ask but I got into this position. I checked the king to take the queen in a fork. Why is pulling the bishop back the better move?
>>584301094If you set stockfish to give multiple lines you'll see Bb3 and Nxc6 to pretty much have the same centipawn evaluation. It's just engine fuckery, taking the pawn and queen while he takes your bishop and knight is a +4 material advantage while moving the bishop back will also lead to similar lines that cause a +4 material advantage. Nxc6 is practically the best move on a human level so don't worry about it
Zefcat never cheated not even once’s.
NOOOO I followed the chudo kann course to the letter, how could this happen they told me I can just play the same moves against everything
>>584294739>Methamphetamine is a performance enhancing drugThis, even the biggest danya apologist has to admit at the very least he cheated at the world rapid and blitz 2024 by being clearly high as fuck on stimulants which is not allowed
narcocheatsky committed suicide
>>584318075even if he was blasted off his face on meth and looked at the engine for every move of a game he still didnt cheat because hes a good boy who dindu nuffincheating is a state of mind
>>584294739How do you explain that in one of his videos he was like "Yeah this move is better than that move. This is mate in 7, that move is mate in 8" after a casual look? And don't say " he was just that good of a calculator.
>>584324513He accidentally gave himself a hearth failure with meth and kratom, they found him on the sofa with the tv on, the owner of the charlotte chess club who found the body and was basically his handler said it wasn't suicide too(conveniently he only said that publicly many months later so .scam and the ecelebs they own could rile up people against kramnik pretending it was suicide)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekyt2Csrzhk
I miss him....
>>584327051Broof?
Those of you who play the Sicilian, do you have a really easy line against the Alapin? It was a surprise to me, but it seems like I get that more than an open.
>>584339328Simply git gud. Alapenis completely disappears above 2000 Elo because it has positional flaws that a 2000+ Black player will exploit.Either go study a book like a nerd or play vs Stockfish followed by 100 Blitz games to fully understand the system.
>>584339328People play it a lot because the Alapin raped everyone under 1500. The problem is tho is that it basically kills them game after a certain rating
desu even Scholar's Mate is playable up to 2000 if you bring your Knight to e2 to prevent Black's knight from going to d4 and hitting your Queen from that square
>>584339809>>584339897I am playing 2100s to 2400s.
>>584341902Why are you playing people 1000 Elo above you?
>>584342134I'm 2340 2+1 bullet lichess
>>584342980>bulletReported for off topic
>>584342980Why
[Happy News] Having bonded in the afterlife over their respective causes of death, Drugniel Narocheatsky and Fentanyl Floyd have joined in marriage as a happy gay couple. The ceremony was presided by Satan
>>584352735t. Rabbi Moshe Goldshekelbergsteinowitz
>>584233875it's the opening that is hanging by a thread, it's hard for them to memorize it all, when every legal move by white is threatening something
Is Kramnik /ourguy/?
>>584352534What do you mean?
>>584353093A member of the chosen would be more respectful. He would call his master Lord Satan.
>>584357426Lmao
>>584356989Why 2+1
>>584285297I'm a junior tournament director. I pumped my fist in the air when they locked the screeching parents in the basement in "Searching for Bobby Fischer"(I've also seen that exact promotion race in the climactic game.)
>>584288614also permitted for streamers if they are cute and have a lot of followers
>>584355574No, Tebow is
>>584365748>Tebowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXgiC5XRiO4
>>584362047Because the games are short so i can get a lot of games in but theres also increment so theres not as much flagging and we can play out endings and convert material leads more.
You shouldn't lose elo if you were kidding
Anyone playing and missing Danya today?
>>584369687What if we dug up his skeleton and put it on display for Halloween?He died almost a year ago so he should be a shiny skeleton by now.
When you're Black and White opens with the Kang's Gambit, g5 or d5?
>>584371803>g5 or d5f5
How many games in a row are you allowed to win, or alternatively what is the win to loss ratio you can have before you're accused of cheating?This depends on site obviously, asking mostly for lichess and chessscum.
>>584372209Why? After Whites takes f5, they threaten Qh5+ which forces Black to bring out their queen early to d7 to take out the bite of Qh5+
Black to play and win.
>>584374009>Black to play and winAlexei Shirov looks white to me though
Reminder that there has never been a boring game that started with the king’s gambit in chess history.
>>5843756241. e4 e5 2. f4 Bc5 3. Nf3 d6 4. c3 Qe7 Can get a little boring
>>584374554nyet komrade we wuz BLAK ))))
What's a good non-paid stockfish chrome extension that's not detected by chesscom?
>>584375624Just play the Vienna gambit. Achieves a similar thing without being just simply bad.
>>584383839Relies on opponent playing 2. Nf6 tho..
Reminder that its absolutely normal that last week I was rated in the 1400s on chess.com and this week in the 1800s and their ratings aren't fake.Both can be trueIts 2026
>>584375624TRUTHLook at this game of mine and tell me that Nxg7 doesn't make you immediately CUM
>>584389521>gambitigger forking a queen and rook and refusing to take material and instead opting to apply more pressure then sac the knight to place the black king in bishop jailDangerously based
>>584390193true GAMBITGODS know they have ascended when they see a good move immediately but pause to think maybe there is something better
http://live.shogi.or.jp/ouza/kifu/74/ouza202610140101.htmlhttps://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe fourth game of tthe 74th Oza title match is being played, between Takumi Ito (sente, the Oza title holder) and Akihito Hirose. The time control is 5 hours per player and the match is a best of 5 (Ito leads 2-1). The opening of this game is double wing-attack.
>>584384638There are other variations of Vienna where throwing the f4 pawn works, and you get a similar spicy attacking game. 1.e4 e5 2.Nc3 Bc5 3.f4 1.e4 e5 2.Nc3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Nf6 4.d3 Bc5 5.f4
>>584383715Why can't you just use your phone likes the pros do?
>back on samefag necrobump schedule >with the endless reply chains it’s always cute when a thread gets the samefagger protection.
>>584383715Just ask chat to code you one up nice and bespoke
Incredible
>>584402890Ah the YouTube watchers
For me its the Caro-Kann Defense: Fantasy Variation
https://youtu.be/-X8XkRM83HkReally good lecture from Big Ben
>>584406601Ben is one of the most annoying kikes I've ever seen. He thinks he's funny when he's throwing insults as a "joke" at people every 10 seconds. He acts exactly like a haughty jew from German WW2 propaganda movies.
>>584390617play has progressed with both players adopting a reclining silver setup and trading bishops.
Who do you guys think of Blackmar-Diemer Gambit style positions?
>>584412953Gambits are based but the cringe of playing 1d4 outweights itI like it against the scandi
Some of these Lichess players have to be bots right? I just played a dude with 30k blitz games who's barely rated 1300. He literally does nothing else but play 20-40 blitz games every single day. No puzzles, no bullet, no rapid, no classical. That can't be a real person man.
It’s ok if chess is just not your thingChess is just a game.I’ve played chess since I’m a child and started playing online a few years ago. I started doing lessons for a year, watching video trying to understand the game, openings, strategies and all.And here we are : I’m still stuck at 500 elo for more than two years ! Every time I move a peace I forgot every basic rules, I can’t process all informations that I need to, I’m definitely not capable of thinking after the next move, and all of that IS OK.Because chess is just a game ! Yes if you play on chess.com you’ll have to be put into an elo but who cares ? That’s just a number ! As long as you still have fun, the number associated to your account shouldn’t be putting too much weight on the balance of your happiness !Some people might think this is a looser mentality but if that help just one people who struggle, then I have no problem with that :)So remember : it’s just a game, so just enjoy it even if you fumble
>>584423719>I’m still stuck at 500 elo for more than two years
>opening wiki pages copy pasted lol. it’s happening again.
>>584412953I play it vs scandicucks
for the love of god let elineposter make the next thread so we don’t get another >oh boy i play [opening]>what [opening] do you play!!! one of the most boring in a while.
>>584383839The vienna gambit is too strong for its own good. If I play a gambit I want my opponent to know in the back of their mind that they're being a pussy when they decline it, that blowfish says the best move is accepting. In the vienna you're not even supposed to accept it
This is the only time I play the Vienna Gambit:1. e4 Nf6 2. Nc3 e5 3. f4
>>584389521wtf
Take it sukka
