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There's too many Rice threads
>>583563494But not with Sillius? :(
Cyniggers need to accelerate banning debuffers in CMs.When does it even start
Never enough Rice threads
Kisses for Ai
Ramonu will never ever open her legs for her torena
>>583563602What can debuffers even do in long
>>583563576both sillius suck ass not surprising from the titular jobber uma
>>583563553Probably why the threads are so awfull
>>583563576Sillius was there too but jobbed
There's not enough Rice threads
>>583563516rice
wa[/spoler]hey
Digitan LOVE
BIG BIWA LOVE
this cm has beat me down, im putting gold shop with 3 speed in the bag
Almost made a thread with a non global uma, thanks Rice Shower you saved the day again.>>583563707LOL
>spoler
>>583563707>spoler
>>583563707
>>583563707spoler lol
aiiieeeee the speed lowrolllie in wait didn't finish anyways...FL too but sp was so so late
>>583563647then Dia should've won. I hate the hobo uma.
Rice breads are in moderation
>>583563707kwab
>my trainee showed up with another man
this... is so ass...>>583563749>>583563781>>583563782>>583563783>>583563789>>583563808caese this I'm at work I can't ctrl s AND I'M TRYING TO MAKE AN ACE FAST
>>583563839why is ruby not wearing underwear
Tachyon LOVE
I came in my trainee's butt and she had the audacity to ask "What are we?"
>>583563707I laughed
>>583563909>at workyou arent posting from your browser are you?!
How i can make insane parrents for sprint?Like Ryan and Dober can get sprint sparks bwochos...
>>583563707mwa[spoler]hey
>>583563791>speed lowrol1520 to 1600 is negligible
>>583563707lmao
>>583563954I hate the kuroba UI..... it's so ugly
>>583564006She could fix me
>>583563639Sillius is bad? Her ult looks okay to my untrained eye...
>>583563781What is happening on this gif?
>>583563916so we can fuck anywhere
>>583563916the breeze feels good against her umanko
>>583563976but ocd..
Making hafus with mambo
>>583564060she's getting salted like a demon, or a slug
>>583564037Never heard of that one, I can recommend Chance though
>>583564095
sugoi...
>>583564146chance is fine, I used it for some other chan since it worked there, I don't really mind the browser honestly
>>583564231that's worth 1M fans for danchou!
TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN TAIIIISHIN
>>583564360
>>583564263Big Teio
>>583564006this but with Dia
>>583563707quick say "6-7" to distract them from your ritual post fail.
>>583564553it's fine I can take it I can be the thread clown if it means it'll be butter......
>>583564553
>>583564059base is tailored for 2400 but she isn't winning a 2400 race because you know whoTwink is an average med/long midrace kit with abhorrent stat growth which would be fine if it didn't have to compete with umas like gentildonna,chrono,genshinvre
>>583564595Good thinking.
>>583564553all right, check this 6 7
>>583564402>>583564570YAAAY
>"hmm today I will do some snack">only uodka + scarlet banner available>already have red cowdamn
>>583564829Dont...
>>583564886Daiwa's outfit is so fucking pretty though.....
umamusume pornography
>>5835648297 and you snack for a chance at cow 4*
>>583564929Snacking is bad for you and your stash...
This thread will be gayer. I'll make it gayer
10 minutes until JPN2 Ladies' PreludeStream Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2t8bHL3ko
we don't post porn around hereonly carrot
>>583564829Stop. Snacking
spe runs going well except for the fact chains never finishmy only gripe with this gamehungy now too...
>>583565028>8
>>583565081Rice doesn't have all that
>>583565073Forgot pic
>>583565081Those posts almost got me fired this morning
ok one test11259925please come
>>583565081TOO BIG
>>583565028You smell bad
Have sex with umas
>>583565335The unwashed parts trigger lust sensors
she can eat a banana in under 5 seconds
>>583565207all in on ange field
it would be funny if some people died
>>583565441pretty sure all of us can
>>583565280ok claw forward does actually work yippiethanks for the help <3
>>583565337
>>5835654937 and that's me so I can unite with my beloved oshi
>>583565081STOP THIS
>>583565581Kita too strongThanks for the hostan!
>>583565073STARTING!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2t8bHL3kohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2t8bHL3kohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2t8bHL3ko
>>583565530teiobro...
>>583565679teio LOVE!!!
>>583565693>20k watchinghuh
I sent my trainee to race in the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe and she did horribly and has been depressed ever since
night races... kino...
deiosdebbuda
Which Digitan is better for the next dirt CM? The spooky one's kit looks better
>>583565786sillius sis...
>>583563707Wit G- in action
If an uma used her tail to lewdly cover her pussy wouldn't that be like digging in into an extra extra XXL bushy jungle pussy?
my trainee called me a slur
>>583565189well... she shouldher design looks like she should have really big fat tiddies
>>583565693paceGAWDS
>>583565693Lememe did it once again
Memoria Cafe wins JPN2 Ladies' Prelude
90% of my time parent farming is wasted fishing for the correct pink spark. When does the buhi pass get released that lets me set the pink in stone??
give mommy a fug
>>583565785strongest umadol has done wonders for making dirt races popular in nippon, anon
>>583566014I think instead I'll follow some strange umas I've never met before into a dark alleyway
>>583565986>cafe spawnNAISU
>>5835660147 and all my cum goes between her tits
>>583565923No because you kill the fatass gap moe. She is smol and flat but chugs food like ogurim.
>>583565986Strong horse
>>583566117welpgoo goo, gaga, me needs mommy's bweasties show I can have my cummiesh, uuuuu
>>583566029>strongest umadolWeird way to say Forever Young, but ogey
>>583566014Don't let Heliosbro see this
>>583566014I feel like she wouldn't be as good at titjobs as she seems
>>583566229She needs to gain more weight
>>583566014sorry creek I like my mamas a lot older
which skills do end closers want for this cm again?
>>583566152>fatass gap moewhatever you saystill it's better with big tiddiesand it's not like i want every character like that, Suzuka and Seiun for example, are perfect in that way
>>583565923Her petite frame suits her tight dress quite well actually.
>>583566231lolEbayan barely ran in Japan. All his rivals are American.
tomorrow
>>583566587there are like two required end skills, how did you forget bwo... straightaway spurt and daring strike
>>583566587sim it or hakuraku it
>>583566553Tamamo's mom should eat more. Oguri's mom is perfect
>>583566587Inherits?MPB/Pump, Barcarole, Superior Heal
>>583566587Uma Stan, Daring Strike, Straightaway Spurt, Nimble Navigator. Get two velocity inherits, or accels if you're also playing fronts/paces
>>583566748
How tough is it to independent clank 1100 stamina? Tired of hitting Long spark on parents and then when the stars align and I also get stamina spark, it's 1*
>>583566939easy
>>583566939Not very hard if you forget about SS
>>583566939stamina growth and several stamina cards, but you wont hit SS
Man...
>>583567035M...Men?!?!
>>583566983>>583567018GM clanking can't come soon enough..
>>5835669394 stamina SSR, MLB LH and Rikopretty easy actually to hit both 1100+ and SS
>>583567121Which Stamina SSRs are you talking about
>>583566939something like this
>>583567035yanko is pretty coolcant wait to pull his uma in like 4 years lmao
>>583567218Fast Learner?
Umamusume for this feel?
>>583566939Meh, not worth it. Most stam cards have shit hints. Nowadays 2* stam with 20+ white sparks is more useful than shitty 3* stam.
>>583567292Gold City
>>583566939or even thisit helps if you have some stamina to inherit
>>583567218>950 speed with no speed cardsauto trainer trips me out sometimes
>>583565493Anons roommate did...
>>583567172I use MLB Creek with 3 welfare SSRs
>>583567279i dont think soshe had good stat inherits though
morning
>>5835669394/5 starring your uma actually helps a lotI easily get SS bordering to SS+ with my 5 star operao while I struggle to get SS with the exact same build and parents on kitasan
>>583567475that's very impressive. thanks anon I'll give it a try.
>>583566615i disagreeher petite body and small waist, with that dress, a big pair fits perfectly
>>583566983not true
>>583567507morning dude
>>583567507ohio my neigha
>>583567517most annoying orange uma
>>583567521cute
>>583566939
>>583567528saved a couple more with this deck tooif you dont care about uma stan its best to borrow throne i think
should you clank with Balanced, Stamina or Sprint to get SS? I have very inconsistent results so I cant decide
>>583563618>getting MOGGED by her own mom
>>58356693910+ stam sparksthis gives me about ~75% SSif the borrow is throne or fuku it's 100% SS, if fast learner SS+
Mr. CB should have bigger tits
independent training came out a few months ago. you should already know the know-hows
>>583568256you should already know that i will rape you if you keep running your mouth
The best Japanese sprinter this year is actually not Puro Magic, not Satono Reve and not Win Carnelian. It's actually Sonshi.1400m record holder, with talents in a caliber of Lord Kanaloa and could rival Ka Ying Rising. Sadly had to retired unnaturally in mid 2026. There were rumors he deregistered from Takamatsunomiya Kinen and retire right after because JRA don't want horse with such name to win G1. Fujita named him "Sonshi" as in Sun Tzu the Chinese general, which is fine, but there's another famous figure in Japan who's nickamed as master Son or "Son-shi", a notorious criminal cult leader who is behind Tokyo Sarin Attack.
>>583568135>>583568276Breast One Piece
>>583568359
>>583568276boobs
>>583568135>>583568276Taiki 2 is very cute
>>583568256Yes...it's distracting us from the very important topics of this general like thread celebrities...and gayposting.
>>583568135>>583568608
be gay
>>583568135i like wanko
>>583568705sequels are never as good as the original!
>>583568363The good thing is, UK recognized his talents. Coolmore bought Sonshi and he will be stallion in Batsford Stud. Is this the first for Japanese trained horse? Imagine if his offpsrings beat Japanese raiders in King Georges and Arc de Triomphe in the future... would be kino as fuck
>>583568815I'll be gay for you anon, get on your knees
>>583568135>gwaaahnobody says this
>remembered the dream team event ended>click it>no cutsceneHuh?
>>583568895blast is definitely better than taiki though
heyohayou
>>583568256
>>583569018I'm gonna blast a one piece through your skull
>>583568815Eishin Flash lowkirkenuinely the uma that is least likely to be gay because lesbianism is not the norm = not in her plan
>>583566014
>>583568895terminator 2
Actually you know? I like Daiwa voice, i like the way she speaks and i like that she speaks about in gameBut i hate that she fucking front runner and she has big boobas
>>583569018says absolutely nobody
>>583568895dark souls 2
>>583568895Aliens
>>583569375Bro your Sweepy? She speaks like Scarlet, end closer and no tits
>>583569538Wtf bro, i actually want sweepy on my account, but i dont have herI'm even thinking of Selector buy her
>>583569430just said it, nerdnobody likes taiki anyway. she's a dumb caricature uma like pasa.
>>583569616
>>583569616Taiki is my oshi....
>>583569696Emperor's jobber...
>>583566939The biggest trick is just already having stam sparks in lineage. Spamming stam cards also helps. Personally I find it not worthy the tradeoff in this scenario because it's unavoidable your whites will suffer greatly by being that picky unless you luckshit into one or two monster universal grandparents per style.
>>583569616you're an absolute nobody
>>583569793How is Taishin overly perverted? Her story is physical weakness, hiding from Winning Ticket and playing video games
yummy yummy umamusume breast milk
>>583567507
>>583569924i don't remember making this post
>>583569779get a new one
>got a mood down 1 turn before senior arima kinen goal on ogurin >this mood down made it so I was forced to press recreation instead a stat with Vi token that I needed for a 10% TE song for ura finaleamazing scenario!
>>583569696>A fake ass wanna be bitch Habsburg talks about LunaSocial media is something else
>>583569793>palmer>ardan>creek>hidden pervert
>>583570078you passed up a senior year training for one mood? lol
>>583569793laurel being in hidden pervert tier is insane. that bitch is physically unable to keep it in her pants both in SB and in her career.
Okay but imagine getting sandwiched by both Blast and Taiki
am i minmaxing goodhttps://files.catbox.moe/u9entr.mp4
>>583570174>doing URA finale on good moodgood luck
>>583568815already am
drama?!
>all this effort for open leaguethat's cringe as fuck my dude
>>583570326Heyyyyyy
>>583570370you play to win the game
>>583570209i imagine this frequently actually
>>583569793Curren is normal
>>583570220>openis leagueDo whatever you want
>>583570371I'm seeing someone, sowwie
>>583569793I wish she would touch me
>>583570553I hope your relationship fails and they find someone better than you while you die alone
>>583570368No drama. Go back to your cave until novemberhttps://youtu.be/I_AD6HkRy-s?si=7v_BK-SlbDD-bMlv
I still don’t have any aces!!!!
>>583570021All women should be at least this big
>>583570137He is right about Creek though.The public, Oguri, and Tamamo and clueless about their goo goo babies kink that Creek is having with the trainer at the end of her career.
I still don't have any aces too you're not special
>>583570553You have good taste, you can date me next :>
>>583570408Fighting losers in the open league isn't winning tho?
>last month dirt/sprint cards get released>"lmao these cards are useless dirt sprint cms aren't real">Cygames announces surprise l'Arc CM with the announce of the partnership>Cygames just announced the BC sprint partnershipOH NYOO JP IS GETTING ANOTHER SURPRISE CMTAIKI AND NY URARA POT 7 INCOMING
Its october and there still arent any good nishino parents on chrono
>>583570408You're playing to clobber week old accounts but keep telling yourself that
>>583570801
should I run 3 speed instead 2 speed and drop the yeppers wit borrow for NMS2 speed is MISERABLEso tach/kita/probably borrow maru/lh/creek/finemo
>>583570782I don't have any parents!!!
>>583570692I HATE CURREN
>>583571069never run yeppers
>>583571069always run yeppers
>>583570240am I being successfully smug oguri'd right now? there is no way wasting a turn on going from good to great mood is worth more than an extra training
>>583571135that card is so ass, I literally do not feel I am using 2 wit cardsI'll just hope for a finemo highroll to get 1k wit
>>583571185nice speed and wit gwo
>>583570820
testo testo
holds up spork my name is umama but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 32 years old (im young 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
>>583571185fucking speed growth umasBURN
>>583571206there's too many cards that have mood effect, the training was crap anyway with no rainbows, I just needed Vi tokens for a TE song so either that or great mood for URA
>>583571256>nice speed and wit gwothanks :)
why did he do it?will he do it again?
>>583570767>public>oguri>tamamo>clueless of Super Creek suffocating his trainer with her titsEven the anime tells you this isn't true.
>off his meds again
why is the hobo so sex?
>>583570408>he can't win graded league
>>583571428you have literally everything. there is no way that uma is losing in the CM. It cant even be stamina killed without both other teams running murmurs. Meanwhile my turf S long S agemasen'd spurt.
>>583571329>speed growth umasehit's still doable on zero percenters
>draw sexy girl>wtf why is this sex???
>>583571513youre early today
>19 CMs in>he still believes in """""wit"""""
>>583571304>toodles
>>583571623>It cant even be stamina killed without both other teams running murmurs
>>583571669this must be like 12 power sparks though
>>583571623She is missing uma stan but other than that yeahstill gets beaten by bourbon
>>583571664succubus
>>583571853I look like that
>>583569793>Maya>Pure
murmur is mediums only retardyeah i do not know
>>583571760Don't doubt murmurs.
>>583571853cute!
>>583571786Nah it was 10 stam and some speed/power, just need your kita to lock inTo be fair I spend several days trying to build fuku armor with 2 speed and could not get higher than 1400Then I just opted out for gold ship and made her in a few tries starting to suspect there's a secret modifier that makes your 5* uma careers easier
>>583571982gwi you can have a gold ver of it and have 564 proc it
>>583572029he said both teamsone is enough
>>583571815I don't see how, but chocobo is certainly annoying this cm
>>583571974Uid?
>>583571681803837256004
>>583572164One is definitely not enough. I've run 50 rooms with my double murmur squad and that Taishin would definitely survive.
>>583572172running 3 backliners i find runaway+bobo+dominator basically unbeatable in rooms
>>583572290acute looks like a dude herei dont like this style
>>583572296dumb
>>583572182>>583572296
how do people get 2 speed 1600 1200 pow?
wait how do you do debuffers for longs, for escapades to work do you need to have a different long gold skill so your dom/murmur procs?
>>583572029>>583572164it's simpleyou dodge the murmurs
>>583572290I would kiss her right there
Okay but I really really really reallyr eally reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really relaly really really really rea lly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>583569793How did you put NPC's on here but not Furioso? Not even Pisa??? Is this engagement bait? Did you want me to point that out??
>>583572578sex
>>583572452Growths, sparks, and luck
bros is this real?
>>583572578Kill yourself tranny.
Maya WHORE
>>583572931I don't know, is this?
>>583572931Has science gone too far?
I don't feel like playing todayimma nap
>>583572578Love yourself tranny.
>>583572931umafloat
>>583572931No umas can't fly!
>>583573117simple umasimple lifesimple love
>>583573124https://x.com/X27E57/status/2103387234988896574
>>583573204Narita Taishin
holy fark I've found myself suddenly in the possession of a vast wealth with no knowledge as to how
>>583573240this fucker can barely lay downyet he can jumpwhat the fuck is my bros problem
>>583573446is it true french umas are stinkier than jp
look at these fine cars
>>583573440bro is very cute
>that /uma/club bioSo.. are they not a /vg/ club anymore?
If we get a surprise BC Sprint CM I'm actually not even going to try and will just put in my TT team. Cygames please don't.
>>583573446i'm gonna park my benis
>>583573124>>583573240>>583573440>>583573554
>>583573446all night long passionate lovey dovey sex with french teio>>583573521while summer was going, a french guy said "dude, paris was stinky as all fuck, becuase the french do not shower"so yes, french uma are 100% stinkier
>>583573645who cares, man
>>583573645we told you because nobody joined allen is now forced to recruit from discord including 'mama
>>583573645It's over...
>>583573521their full of black peopleof course they're stinky
Maya! Maya! Maya! MAYA!Maya Flower Sweepy!Ah Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! Good smell…Kunkun(sniff-sniff)Nhah! I wanna Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff) Maya-tan's(tan = chan: add arfter first name) fluffy wedding dress! Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff)! Aha!Mistook! I wanna mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Puffy Fluffy Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Karikarimofmof! Cuincuin(onomatope)Maya on training event was Cuuuutteeee! aa!…aaa…Ahaa!FAnnn!Congratulation 1st concert was on air! Flower-tan! Cute! Sweep-tan! Cute! Ah!Precious Treasure Box was bought and I'm happ… NooO! NyaaaN! Gya(Aarrghhh)!Gahhhaaa! Long S is not real! Oh…Daring Strike and Professor of Curvature is too…A c e R u n I s N o t R e a l? Nyaaan! Uwaa!Getchaaaa! Noooo! Haaan! Uwwwwwa!This! Fxxk! I give up! I give up such a real(life)…te…what? Look? Performing Maya-tan is looking at me?Dancing Sweepy-tan is looking at me ! Flower-tan is watching me! Cute Flower-tan is looking at me!Maya-tan on concert is watching me! I feel relieved… The world is not that bad!Iyahhooooo! Maya is with me! I did it, Kety! I can do it!oh, uma's Maya-chaaANnnn!!! NooOOOoo!!AhAnaahaana, Ms MAYA! Sweep, SWEEEPYYYY! NISHINOOO! KIDS!UUtUuuUUU! May my wish to Maya! To Maya on Magical Flower Jets!
>>583573691Wish her base version would spook me, I only have her alt which I had to ticket.
>>583573645it's a Monty Python reference gwochacho
I would've been hyped, but her unique doesn't work for fronts.
i want bootka to kick me
>>583573829i hope she spooks you soon!
>>583573923It will become usable for fronts once kita blanco is out
hope she spooks my gayming and movie nightswould be fun to have a bro around for those
>>583573846nobody actually thinks those movies are funny
Need my uma bro...
hope she spooks my sleeping time, as i suddenly feel a soft pressure on my face and cannot breath properly
gluma
>>583574283life of brian is funny. the tranny joke is fantastic because it was so absurd back then but now it's real life
>>583574283BASED
>>583547474I didn't buy any skills, that's why it was A+-ranked. But still a garbage statline, probably would have been S+ or SS-rankedthis CM sucks
>>583574321Did you know? Umamusume are strong, but even they have to sleep
Can you faggots spam your JP Uma elsewhere You don't even play JP and larping that you do is cringe
>>583574451>
>>583574451yeah, with me, in the same bed, every night, like a cute couple
>>583574524Ok bro have fun sleeping with Air Messiah
>>583546610>Got home late.>It is my house by the way, im the one paying for it. The point is I was in the kitchen. It is my kitchen by the way, im the one paying for it.>And the glass. I broke the glass. It is my glass by the way, im the one paying for it.GET OUT AND RETURN TO THE BACKROOMS WHERE YOU BELONG
>>583574563No one actually likes Air Messiah
>>583574426Tell me about, I was printing S/SS fukus for days, until I suddenly hit UG4 (no long S ofc) with an okayish statline. I'm winging it and hope I'll make to B.
>>583574524
>>583574938cryer
>>583574938Stop stealing my donuts. >:(
>>583574698Yeah, that's what I'm saying
>>583572360why is tamamo naked?
supiki.
SUPIKI?!
>>583575079It truly is not easy being Green
WE CALL THEM CRYERS, BECAUSE THEY CRY A LOT!
>>583575258God, she's so UGLY
They should be supiki because they supeaki too much
we need a supiki uma collab
i'll call you cryer because i'll make sure you'll cry a lot.
I want them to take pics of Yanko (real) looking at Yanko (uma)
>>583575189CRYER
>>583574931this guy gets it
oguri cap as in supeak
>>583569793anyone got the chart for the number of g1 wins
speaky
>>583575684We now return to tonights creepy time presentation of, Night of the Bourbon.
boy
>>583575707nice one
>>583575667
>>583575941This one was sad
the neichaposter from yesterday has been banned after one whole day
>>583575990
>>583575109WHY IS TAMAMO NAKED?!
turf on my face
>>583569616>Insults both of my umasWhat the fuck, take it back
>>583575941they really need to win the fucking race already because right now these aurafarming videos just seem sillyORFEVRE IS A LOSER. ZERO AURA. LOST! TWICE!
>>583576067Nude beach
>>583576123and I'll do it again
>>583576067Why aren't you?
>>583576141is that so? I need to see the full image to see if she's respecting the beach rules>>583576345but I am
>>583574609STAY IN CHARECTER
So close to a good run and yet so far
>>583574906that's probably what I'll do. Unless I luckshit into mega high roll like anons have the past few threads, it'll be another trip to B finals for me. It's triply frustrating though, my deck isn't weak anymore (not buhi, but pretty good for f2p), and while my parents aren't amazing, I can get 13-15* stam parents with 8* Long. I just have had an abysmal run luck, lately. That's how the carrot crunches sometimes I guess.
the condom passer
>>583576517I wish you luck, Diabro. I trained like 30 of her for this CM before I gave up.
>>583576517>1465 speedQuite far off
>>583576624Queen of Sarkaz i kneel...
>>583575864that's a girlhow do I know? Because a girl is anything I want to fuck.
>>583576624
>>583576693It will happen before cm starts surely>>5835767031500 speed with 900 stam and 600 guts is fine and what I will gladly cope with. Havent been able to reahc that though (at least not in my long S runs)
i miss when the game didn't have uncapped stats
wow, a SINGULAR FUCKING toughness potionthank you devs, very cool!
Mr C(s)exy Brown
>got TWO slow metabolisms>got 6th in hopeless steaks>didnt get light hello dateman this junior year SURE SUCKS
umamusufucking
ToT
>>583576847kris sexcb sex marriage baby life death
Fat orenji tits
>>583576949nyo... creek finally got her...
>>583576949now imagine cingray Tama in this
MY FUARKING HERO (soon)
>>583577064
We're gonna get trash lobbies and our oshis are going to win and everyone will be happy and
>>583577342my oshi? uhhh
>>583573446Fact: If a nippon uma loses the l'arc, her trainer will be BAISER EN LONG EN LARGE ET EN TRAVER PENDANT TOUTE LA NUIT DANS UN HOTEL À PARIS by the fille-jument who won
>>583577342yeah my oshis seiun sky, vbourbon and kitasan black
>>583576297fuck you
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Udq_6MlnxMg
>>583577414Did you forget?
>>583577293ninjauma is unbelivably sex
Also?What do you mean? There are umas who are hiding the fact that they are one??
Sex with teenage anime horse girls
>>583577636she can cast dangerous genjutsu with those eyes
>>583577689Dont worry about it!
>>583577636
>>583577689Let it be know Akikawa and Tazuna are u
>>583577896AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583576517Did you bring wit spark?
Uma musume
One of the worst parts of uma is that we could've had Rank X instead of Rank UG+ but cygames dropped the ball
Reminder all clank runs are guaranteed to give you 2 carats, so if you get 5 carats from a race and spend 10 carats on tp you are only losing 3 carats for a chance at a parent which will help you win CM!
>>583578090
>>583578087I have 3 wit sparks in there yeah. I've also finished runs with sub 700 wit though because 35 spec prio is simply that volatile (I still love Fine Motion though)
>>583577689
>>583577896I do not like how I very accurately think of the strokes getting slippery by the pre-cum leaking and the bumps forming when her hand moves upward under the pants and her thumb circling on the tip upon looking at this
>>583578172THIS IS OTTER CHAD TURF CHUD
>>583578276
>>583578459Hot
>>583567871depends on the growth of your chosen clanking uma and your deck at hand; stamina and sprint focus tilt the distribution toward the stat you want to have a higher chance of a blue spark while also padding for higher rating
>>583578459
>>583578445Luna will win
Do people still use chrono for parent search or is there a better option now
>>583578392
>>583578643>>583578459No spats in the Teio outfit?
>>583578392this but with tickezo
>>583578673Chrono is the strongest
>>583578673there's uma.moe but I vastly prefer Chrono
>>583578673uma.moe is the objectively best search but chrono has a chud or some shit
>>583578643Her trainer is a cuck
>>583578459>>583578643Is he gay? He should have just fucked her right there.
>>583578889Teio turns him off, understandably
>>583578878uma.moe has like 2x the database size but chrono gives me more soulful 2010 website vibes
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/8K7AwVhttps://jiggie.fun/8K7AwV
>>583573796ah finally, my monthly dose of this copypasta
>>583578848She would NOT say this
>>583578848I was gambling long before I started training you lmao
>>583571069should be ok
i hate machico
>>583579143Honestly, say would not that this.
>woke up just in time to set a run before resetnicee
everybody loves machico
>>583579348Urara acting retarded when she's also a succubus
>>583579348
>>583579307I dont think vg horse thread is good for me... never should of come here
fug
>>583578889
>>583579307Now take your top off
>>583577362Why they shake so much trying to lay down? My anxiety spikes watching that
>>583579690he's old
sleepylong day mentally***... if you see this check your mail
>>583579743I need a slut, Curren.
>>583579261stamletbwo...
UOOOOOOOOOOOH FILLY
We're at the center
*AHEM*fuck grand concert.
>>583579450we should spread more awareness about how dangerous Urara can beAfter all, she's a mare...
le dramàn?
>>583579923I wish she had that body
Still in love is so pretty
>>583580094/uma/ club decided to break up with /uma/
Mejiro Ramonu is so sexy
>>583579971The mare slander needs to stop. Does this look dangerous to you?
>>583579030are the jiggie pieces vertically alligned?
BREASTS IN JAPAN
>>583580276prove it
>>583580276KIMI TO
>>583580219>does this look dangerous to you?This is how they get you.
>>583580219I do not trust those eyes
I really like Ramonu.She's passionate and autistic. I like her a lot even if she's kind of a bitch.
which card to pop these onkitasan+finmo+creek already max
>>583580624Vodka power
>>583580563Skip herI hear she hates the Tiara umamusume
>>583580624some semi decent card that you've been spooked by like nice nature wit or idk cb wit vodka power
>>583580276>Posts a flatty
>>583580240What do you mean?
>>583581116cute mare
>>583581116opera mare...
>>583581116The Mare Opera O
>>583581084Flat is a stretch.
TM stands for The Monster
>>583580624Fuku if you do clanking often
>decide to do a random MANT career>fast learner super early, only need to use 2 clocks>inherit all the skills I was hoping to inherit>forget to use one (EXACTLY ONE) of my master cleats at the very endeven on a perfect run, I still find a way to mess it up
This is one of the cutest images I have saved on my drive
stallion game, stallion general.
>>583580563>>583580754The way to tame a Ramonu is to double down after a deflection>skip Ramonu? She's been on my pull plan since the start. I would never dream of itEtc, etc.You have to match her ebb and flow or get swept up by the tideIs it worth it? Not particularly
>>583581780true
There are two horses grazing near by my home. They just looked at the people passing by. It was neat
>>583581558>rank S+ instead of SSoh right now I remember, THAT was the reason I stopped playing MANT
around mares, be awares
>>583581780yes
>>583581178nvm figured it out
>>583581420aCUTEmarry it i will>>583581396luna-channmarry her i will>>583581432opera maremarry it i might
I'm having lewd thoughts about Tanhauser
Nobody even thinks about Tannhauser
..............................I guess...ugh...
>>583582586What a mean thing to say
>>583582501Really?
>>583556452I'm still laughing at be this post
>>583582586Literally everyone loves her, even people who don't.
>>583582693y..yes!
>>583582708Don't you just wanna get in there and pet that thing and maybe wrestle with it a little (except maybe not because you could die)
>>583582586wrong
>>583582941yes, always.
>>583582941I’m sure it would be gentle
>>583582863Same
>>583582708Horses are so goofy bro
>>583580330too big
>>583582708Just a silly guy
>>583583010I love mommy umas
>stalions>big boobas>mares>small bubas What gives?
>>583583010That scene of Morticia reading stories to the kindergartens
>"Listen, please hear me out calmly. >The one on the right is the person voicing me.">"The one on the left is Bu-chan. This isn't a lie."
>>583582863keep goingei ei mun!
>>583583256Plenty of mares have motherly figures. It just varies from uma to uma.
>>583583305>"No way that's true bro"
>>583583256Aston is stacked tho?
>>583573846It's amazing how dense /uma/ isThat's not the first time we miss a reference like that
>>583583256daiwa scarlet is a maresilence suzuka is a stallion
>>583583669who?
how do i chat in jiggie?
Doesn't everyone has to have front as their secondary specialty because of LoH?
>>583580325HASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOIYUME GA KITTO KANAU NARA
>>583583652
>>583583821hit Enter to bring up a little chat input dealie
uma pyoi! uma pyoi! uma uma umapyoi!uma sex! uma sex! uma uma uma sex!
>>583583825No, there are prebuilt fronts that you can run as a third slot if you want
>>583583825bwo you can play whatever you want, you won't be top 96 everyes, front is the best style in the game, no you don't need it to get plat
>>583583305
>>583583825loh is a clown event, nobody will actually care past the first one
bros im fucking desperate for 9* stam dober with umastan this is my final hope what the FUCK do you mean you only clanked a fucking A+ uma what the fuck you fucking jobber
An other jigg ishttps://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3Ohttps://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3O
>>583583892thanks
>>583584002
>>583584038this but CMLoH has actual rankings instead of the schizophrenic magic number in CM finals
OperaO sharts today!
>temu starscool ig
New day
>>583584312
>>583583237still the hottest image for those two
When do we get the "do my dailies" button?
>>583584435If not this upcoming 2nd anni, then 2.5 anni for sure
>>583584434it's really damn good
>>583584578you werent meant to reply with more sex wife...
soon
>>583583779Aston Machan, remember
>>583584734I can do both
Im tired... post Seiun Sku bros...
Sex with CB
>>583585026
>>583585016I'm pretty meh about her, so you do you. Also that image is... ehhhh quality in general.
>>583584992doesn't ring a bell, sorry.
>>583585026Keep it up
>>583583457Such a lovely girl
>>583585130I will in fact continue doing what I do best:Posting sexy hagswrong
>>583583779Daiwa's 2nd rival
fatco...........
>>583585151
stop replying to schizo
>>583585049
>>583583256wrong
>>583585705I dont remember these two in Hyrule Field
>>583585429>>583585180>>583585123Ty bros, you alright7 you will get GF next year
>>583585362nyooooooooo you can't post air wife ahhh i cant deal with this pain noo yadayada continue posting the better of the two
>>583585852The Sex Groove torment will continue until morale improves
>>583585974Its still going strong in JP. Her SSR cards have beautiful art of her to this day
>>583584850my ass fell the fuck asleep last night and I missed the ladies prelude
>>583586091The SSR card art is very pretty, that's for sure. Her recent alt is also pure sex, though I do wish gameplay wise it were late surger focused since her base and wedding alt are already pace. That being said I'll def roll for it anyway because evil women are really fucking hot and Rudolf is cool too
>>583584249
how do i get accel for my front runner if she is not always 1st in lead
>>583585974ho no the pain and terror of having to see groove
>>583586375guts
>>583586375you die
>>583586338I am fine with the card being pace focused. Machitan released just before her
>>583586375Run another front runner
>>583586375wait for the blanco
is it possible to clank 1100 stamina and get SS?
>>583586572yes
>>583586572Yes, but not on a 28 race schedule
>>583586407Unfortunately will you have to suffer one more
>>583586652why would you make me suffer
>>583586776Sometimes the sadistic side within me wins, sorry
>>583586184Same, apparently this lovely lady won
What is umapyoi
This is an orange.
>>583587009Yay!
>>583586907dont do that anon dont be cringe and evil
>>583577342I love end closers, maybe I should just main that instead of pace.
>>583586948
>>583587153end & pace master racer reporting in
damn it really does work
>used to breach 1mil TT points easy each week>now can't even get 970k with the same teamwhat the fuck is going on
>>583587228As we all know if a front runner is at the front mid race it means they'll win
>>583587270People panic rebuilding after retention hit 1M
>>583587081wifewifewife
>>583587282its usually not a 10 length difference in mid race
>>583586652GOD I NEED A PENCIL SKIRT BANNER
Steamy Groove umanko on my face
I miss when groundwork requires autism and now everyone is running vbobo because of how easy she is. She is literally AIslop
my hatred of uppity nigers is beginning to overshadow my hatred of debuffers.I wonder how many of them would survive a murmur or twocan't be a lot, I know you fucks are playing fast and loose with stamina
>>583587651AI slop on my face
>>583587228>open
>>583587736aCUTE sex
StarHorse4
>>583587554me teaching richard not to rearrange my furniture
>>583587680Unfortunately, even with specialized frontkilling stam debuffers I'd say most Chocobos survive, niges last long enough to do their job, and only Kitas can reliably be killed
>>583588230Chocobo?
i need ur best rickey propaganda chat
>>583588528she is pretty
>>583588528she's so big compared to other umas it's unnerving
Yuni cant release soon enough because I want want to do PULLS but Kris S told me to not snack >:(((
>>583585647
>>583588528Feng Shui isn't even real
>>583588528I heard she has the best ult in game
>>583588528earjob
My parents have been built a week ago but I don't want to build an ace because GL rng sucks so I'm parent running for CM21...
>>583588754NeoUni isnt for another like 5 months bro
>>583588771why is she so wifable
>>583588982I know
i lowrolled on the speed...final tap on stam for 901 or +26 total speed on single speed rainbow?
guys i think the air groove agenda is working on me
>>583589163Take the stam
get well soon!
cm test9435 90469435 90469435 9046
>>583589227
danchou...our rankit's slowly sinking...
>>583589439mambwo...
>>583589439mambo...
>>583589439Mambro..
>>583588528dumbass punkimg
>>583589614Machitan cute!
>>583588771What's on her back? She should have that looked at
WHAT DECK DO I USE TO GET STAMINA SPARKS AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE ITS ALWAYS LIKE 10 POINTS UNDER 1100
do i get chipotle or some mediocre-ish create your own pasta bowl thingi am very much craving any form of pasta marinara but i could make that at home for dinner
Owari da
>>583589779creekriko+1 stam cardstam parents
>>583589806If you don't stop making fun of Mambo I'm gonna call Dadbo
>>583589318Funny how I've done countless runs with Seiun and Bourbon and haven't got a single good one, while a single lucky Maruzen run gave me an uma that keeps winning rooms. Also funny, how Maruzen died to Murmurs a sizable distance to finish and basically walked to get the first place
yjk scarlet tops vodka until she pisses herself every other evening
how hyped are you guys for StarHorse5
ugly fucking larper
>>583590315if starhorse5 was so good how come they never made starhorse6
treedolf
>>583590515She is cute even when she LARPs
>>583590605It's Truna actually
>>583590605
>>583590605it's a family tradition
-1 borrow because i accidentally used my fan bonus deck award
>posting has slowed down/uma/ is healing!
>>583591223Happens to the best of us
>>583591254Give it a few more hours
>>583591254I just got back from work
>>583591254I'm sorry gwo I bought Sengoku Rance
>>583591223I got -1 borrow because I failed a 13% chance to fail training and immediately glued the runif you can't get lucky with an almost 1 in 10 chance what the fuck makes you think you can convince me you'll get lucky during the CM?
>>583591254/uma/ can never fully recover...
just did a parent career manually
>thought i had a good run and the statline is in the bag>UG4
>>583592015SP issue, do your loopas
today my dick is feeling Brian
can someone expain to me how the fuck 1600 speed with 2 speed cards is possible
>>583592262banchou lust
Laisu is my beloved imouto, I would never lay a hand on her.
>>58359231520% speed growth
>clubbies keep requesting takamatsunomiya kinen sashes when I have 0 left
bread
/uma/ has finally died
>>583592468relax
>>583592459mambwo...
>>583592879
>>583592885>>583592885>>583592885Dasca bread
>>583592769Imagine if girls actually looked like that
>>583592902>>583592919retards
help... finish the jiggie...
>>583592902>>583592919BRAVO
>>583592902>>583592919bravo
>>583592919>>583592902bravo retards
>>583592902>>583592919Excellent
>>583593005>>583593016bravomind
>>583592902Umazing
>>583593000which one? the one im seeing isnt even half done
>>583592902>>583592919To think I would be able to use this soundpost already
>>583592919>Scarlet isn't ichibanLol
