Previous Thread: >>583579815>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>10/7 After Maint – 10/21 10:59TsumugiEriKanoeMiyako (Swimsuit)Saki (Swimsuit)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/697>Events:We Are the Occult Investigation Society! Ancient Spells and Mysteries – 10/7 After Maint – 10/21 10:59>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Escort) – 10/7 11:00 – 10/14 3:59Grand Assault: Geburah (Field – Torment w/Special & Light Armor) – 10/14 11:00 – 10/21 3:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 9/24 11:00 – 10/28 3:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 10/7 4:00 – 10/14 3:592x Normal – 10/14 4:00 – 10/21 3:592x Hard – 10/21 4:00 – 10/28 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>10/6 2:00 – 10/13 1:59Kazusa (Band)Yoshimi (Band)Natsu (Band)Airi (Band – Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3549872>Events:A Flower Blooms Among the Hundred: Fair and Square Aquatic Showdown – 9/29 After Maint – 10/13 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Grand Assault: Hovercraft (Field – Torment w/Special & Elastic Armor) – 10/6 2:00 – 10/12 18:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 9/16 2:00 – 10/12 18:592x Normal – 10/5 19:00 – 10/9 18:592x Hard – 10/9 19:00 – 10/12 18:592x Bounty – 10/12 19:00 – 10/19 18:592x Account EXP – 10/16 19:00 – 10/18 18:592x Scrimmage/Commissions – 10/19 19:00 – 10/26 18:592x Account EXP – 10/23 19:00 – 10/25 18:592x Lesson – 10/26 19:00 – 11/2 18:59
it's quite poetic that she is getting released in JP at the same time she is reappearing in global
>>583605741I'm gonna be honest I feel like I should hate the skinwalker but she has stuck with the game for so long I have to believe she kinda likes her job
>>583605996Shut up, no one cares.
>>583605996I care
>>583605883I like the zoos faces
My Wide Bride and the rest of hyakkaryouran
>>583605883Racist aggie
This Shiroko thread looks weird.
>>583605996Just quit it big man
>>583606106There are 2 Shiroko, it is a Shiroko thread
they hate seeing a ritualposter get what he wants
>>583606130>sensei bad I know....
>>583606130>midori looks better>stop twins ao>momoi pussy soon
Very glad another attention whoring ritualposter is fucking off
You have 5 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>Suzumifag retired gracefully>Tsumugifag is an even bigger faggotSometimes I hate ritual posters more than Hifumi.
>>583605996you're annoying
What's a Karen
>>583606130>sensei badWas merely pretending.
Uhhhh...How do I fix the -1 error on steam?
>>583606130>long momoiThe long momoi doodles in the aggie are always one of my favorites
>>583606512That's the neat part.
>>583606412>I hate ritual posters more than Hifumiwhat did she even do
>>583605996You are cool
Damn, this monkey is so fucking obvious with his muh "X" posters
>>583606465WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Michiru art of tank ninjutsu!Most Erotic Tanku commander soon!
barely managed to do my dailies because the update on mobile took a while for some reason>>583606512you don't, BA is getting removed from steam
Is it just me or is Rana getting more momentum in fan art?
>>583606598Always is.
>>583605996I hope you already have enough to 100 her on global day 1.
>>583606130>believe healing gookakos>forgotten sshunny>bee honest>dick hifumi>izumi strong>midori stop>chewy isn't furry>account fucked>fat skisaki shown>aoba lost>long momoi pussy>nozomi studentwife>ao game
bro wtf is this Hoshino clear, what kind of Arisu RNG do you need for that shit to ever work
Live.
are we getting apologems? I couldn't redeem my dailies
"Ritual posting" is just a nice way of saying avatarfag .
https://x.com/Ougiikun/status/2107544240888967496This is safe, probably
I require compensation for my missed headpat!
>>583606754lol good one
Walnutset
:D
Suouset
resetkaede
resetalice!
resetarona
saibaset
Rioset
Lmao
We lost.
Akane Love!Gogurtirinos Roombarinos
treeset
>>583606949>>583606950>>583606951>>583606952>>583606954>>583606956
>>583606130long momoi pussy...
>>583606731Reject mald, return to comfy (bAris and sMika are too strong that any team can clear it with a shitload of time left)
>>583606731>he fell for speedrunner whale mald strats
>>583606948>>583606959>>583607015DIE
The Ocean is calling
>Doesn't reply to anyone>Just post xset yset zset....What is your problem? Contribute something
Nyo
we're just letting you know it's reset time, bro
>>583607134Seethingset
Why is it always resetting my game data.
>>583607063>>583607042maybe I want to do the speedrunner male whald strats duh
>>583607027
Do we even like ritualposters? I think the only memorable one was the Irohafag.
Why is the archive down I need to grudgepost someone
he's trying his thing again
chiseset
>still can't login on steam
>>583607226Better have your UE60 specials then.
>>583607226Then suffer like I did for blue, doing the same thing
>>583607280no
>>583606130>cute hina game
>>583607339>and he trieeeees
>wenigga do we need to tell you whether or not to wipe as well? why do you have to resort to a fucking hivemind to get opinions about shit
>>583607280I like this one>>583606959Since he's completely inept, which is fitting
>>583607347You did it!
>>583607280I like Akaneanon
Anyone else? first time I get this error
>>583606007I view her as like a "priestess" of Nexon granted "divine authority" to spread the BA "religion".She's just doing her job. There's certainly worse jobs than trying to connect with the audience of vtubers, an audience with lots of disposable income.
>>583607494sorry about your perma
>>583607378believe it or not, the 10 ATK extra don't matter, it's just luck
>>583607280only coomindoom
>>583606986What's amusing about this guy?
I got 2x Karin eleph and 0x Iori elephToday's Niggayield is 2 Niggacoins
>>583607593some retard is having a melty 3rd day in a row because some random on JP had the audacity to max bAris and not base Aris
>>583607494same. Probably some steam bullshit, but they usually do maintenance a few hours from now.Hopefully it's on nexon's side, it's turbo fucked, and we get jimbs
>>583606608WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>583607569True, he's the only one that puts any effort into it
>>583607704I'm doing my dailies on phone rn and it just feels like playing a worse version of the game
He's at it again. Just look at that post. No, I will not link it. But you can clearly see the pattern. He did the same some threads ago. No, I won't give more details. Btw, he just posted again.
>>583606608>>583607737WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAA
fix the fucking game John
>>583607593That's the torment cutoff, you need slightly above slow torment to plat crab.>>583607690Retard
>>583607737MOMOI PICK UP THE PHONE
>2 purples
>>583607593just showing the cutoff for Insane (and hiding my own name)
I CAN'T PATI CAN'T PATFIX THIS STUPID ERROR NEXONGOTTA PATPATPAT
we know it's you lil' nigga
>>583607494-1 this guy, chat
coom in Nozoom.
>2 greens
What the fuck are you retards going on about ritual posters?
>>583607841>you need slightly above slow torment to plat crab.
works on my machine
>>583605883Hina racina
If you have music playing and go to kitchen/bathroom, do you pause the music?
>>583605996Perhaps change up the gimmick a little now she’s out? Maybe change up the art every post, since her release got her a huge boost in fanart?
Don't forget to claim your daily attendance artifact boxes.
>>583608098>9:09 PM@arona list the countries that use this timezone
>>583608141bathroom yes kitchen nounless I want a musical shit
Phone sucks so much it's unreal. Wake me up when steam shit gets fixed.
>>583608098Steam just came back up, retard
>>583608387you're the one having a problem you faggot, not me
>>583608494Retard
>>583608141yes/noI listen to music/videos when I work in the kitchen but I can't take a shit properly with music playing in the background
>>583605883Iroha and Ibuki sexo
>>583608569you lost lololololol
Alright bros I got my s. Hanako scale todayI tried looking up her legs but they molded the clothing around so you can’t really get an actual up skirt… from the tiny sliver of skin I can see, it’s still intended to be nopan but they didn’t wanna make it an r-18 figgy :( it makes sense but I was hoping to at least see some cheeks or hipsshe still has her thigh mole thankfully
>>583608151i was planning to either stop it after her global release or getting to the top 200s in the archive, i tried to change it a bit by using a different phrase each thread like the wide bride's husband, i could probably delay the post a bit rather than doing it at the beginning of a thread>>583606670depending on what gifts she likes i could get to 97~99 right now and i haven't even started to craft selectors yet, if there's no bond 100 day one it's because i got hit by a car or something
>>583608754Cool
>>583608754>but they didn’t wanna make it an r-18 figgyI am still mad about the bunny Neru one but I still bought it
>>583607767>be starving in a desert>see a dogshit roast beef sandwich covered in sandQuit complaining and eat it you little bitch.
I DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS A LITTLE SILLY, I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!
>>583609008HYUCK! WHAT A KEK!
>>583608939>be starving in a desertYume...
>>583608098DOG NIGGA
>>583608290it's too 6fps-pilled
Ibuki peed my pants
Protect her smile.
>>583608939Yume-sensei...
>>583609243i play dota on minimal settings at 6fps for 5 years now quit bitching
>>583608141If I'm out for only a minute or less no but if I'm going to sit in the washroom I'll mute the music
>>583608815>getting to the top 200s in the archiveThat's unhealthy, don't do that
John Nexon lost>>583608290it's fixed now
>>583609325holy shit my condolences anon
>>583609325>i play dota on minimal settingsUtterly grim, Jorge
>>583609520>>583609570i don't care how bad it gets i'm not getting a fucking job.
>>583608815>getting to the top 200s in the archiveWhat archive, are you talking about PvP or raids
>>583609325can't you run pretty much all source games on a potato with wires attached what are you doing man
>>583608141that kinda shit is why I bought wireless headphones in the first place. now I can go take a piss or a shit without removing them. huge QoL
>>583608098i really regret not pulling her
Iroha is literally the perfect woman
>Wireless headphones>can't even listen to lossless audio with that shitBluetooth was a mistake.
Momoi has shit and piss particle stained headphones
>>583609824
Go, g-go, g-go, go, go,Gotta go pat, gotta go pat,Gotta go pat her, pat her, pat her, pat her, pat herMovin' at the speed of sound (make tracks)Quickest teacher aroundGot myself a situation, stuck in “Ongoing Session”,Without any explanation, no time for relaxation!Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think,Just go, go, go, go, g-g-g-g-go, go!N-n-n-n-n-n-naN-n-n-n-n-n-naNexon, Come on just run!Nexon, I need my bonds!Nexon, this is such a mess,So watch out... BECAUSE YOURE NEXT!Gotta go pat (Students!), gotta go pat (Students!),Gotta go pat her, pat her, pat her, pat her, pat her!Go, g-go, g-go, go, go, go, go!Stu... (Students) dents... (Students) next,Gotta go pat her!Gotta go pat!Gotta go pat her, pat her, pat her, pat her,Students next!
>>583610049Yume should come back as a zombie student.
>>583609654sounds like an stupid goal when i put it like this but i have the weird feeling i have to do something to prove my love for my waifu, i felt like doing art, getting to bond 100 and buying any merch gets wasn't enoughhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/statistics/image-reposts/
>>583610245
Yukari is laterally the perfect woman
>>582931191The rank 1 clear and most of the top 5 does exactly what I thought. Seethe.
>>583609997pingas
>>583610245It doesn't prove the love but you should do it anyway fuck the hates
>>583610506Is this torment?
>Students like Draco Malfoid?
>>583610506Why would I seethe? You were motivated to push beyond your limits. Good job.
>>583610881some nigga said Ako and I hate that he might have been right
>>583610881Sora
sex with Hod
>/sp/ fag
>>583611040I hate you for making me think this too now
>>583611094Sora...dearlybeloved.mp3
>>583610353too wide
>>583605883/bag/ is so talented!
>>583611353Neru!
>>583611385A girl can never be too WIDE
>>583611353Aren't chibis considered midgets?
>>583611353Neru kawaii
>>583611536
>>583611549Depends how tall the Trickcal things are. Officially you're a dwarf if you're less than 2 feet tall
what do you guys think it will be the cut for plat?1 TOR? 2 TOR? or even 3 INS?
>>5836121423 ins on eu, double tor on KR
>>583612142You mean Hovercraft?
>>583611735!
>>583612117>less than 2 feet tallAlmost no one is that short, nigga. Most midgets are way taller than that.Dwarfism is officially "147 centimetres (4 ft 10 in) or less" according to google.
>>583611782Dont come wide with me
>>583612598he is talking about anime proportions dude
>>5836121421 tor should be safe plat most regionspurple doesn't have a Kuroko equivalent
don't tell me I have to use fucking purple selectors to max foob
>>583612987bro? your moi? your kirara? lmao
>>583613056>max>2*
GIVE ME DA BEST FACKIN PVP DEFENSE TEAM
>>5836130561741 is enough
>>583612778actual midgets don't exist in anime, bro
>>583613106max relevant skills*you happy now?>>583613138doesn't seem like it, the stun comes too late and fucks up my rotation
I have never consumed rat milk
>>583612987No, but sMika is fucking strong anyway, so you can just add Kuroko for the hit count and break the ship in record time.
What’s your opinion on “Size Difference”?
>>583613376I'm indifferent to it. I'm a tall feller and I like a tall girl, only slightly shorter than me
>>583613056Which team? You usually have a lot of leeway for Fubuki team
>>583606345Mari would not say that
homu!homu!homu!
>>583613615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdCBcsnyBJwThe stun basically comes in after I'm done firing the first Aris' ex
>be me>me bee>nonobee
>>583613686There's people out there without any income
>>583612987>purple doesn't have a Kuroko equivalent
>>583613686>Patreon Account where I sell NSFW AI Slopis this the modern male equivalent to being a prostitute?
>>583613907like me
>>583613686>Bros at this rate I'm gonna be slopping Rio getting fucked until I'm 60...I'm doing that for free, as a hobby.
KurumiSuzumi10 Aris SNagisa KurumiSuzumiAris charge Kisaki Aris10 KurumiEimiSuzumiAris charge 2x10 Aris SNagisa KisakiKurumiAria charge ArisYou're welcome
>>583613686>whoring your students out for moneybad sensei...
>>583614037Nah, this is the modern equivalent of the postman delivering your Playboy subscription.Maybe a the caricaturist at the park if he takes requests.
>>583613686
>>583613686>niggas paying money to see slop
just b yourself
>>583614037More like the male equivalent to being an onlyfans slut
>>583614373It's a doggy dog world
>>5836138472 Fubuki NS + 1 Kurumi EXYou need 10s for the 1st gauge.Kurumi is 4.27s, you need 1M71 or 17M1 for Fubuki (preferably 1M71)https://schaledb.com/calculator
Post AI generated ragebait videos on Tiktok or you will NEVER escape the permanent underclass
>>583614575Yeah, it's really confusing. The whole selling point of slop is that it's easily tailored to personal tastes.
>>583612598You think dwarfs are real? The mythological beings are traditionally 2ft or less
>>583614742That's a cat
>>583614729Hate to break it to ya, those are prostitutes
>>583613686Okay but how much does it make? Will the 5090 I need for that at least pay for itself quickly?
>>583614821All bipedal species are 2 feet or less.
>>583613686what are you using to generate the slop?
>>583614037Nah, that's selling tributes for gay guys.
dwarves are real I saw one the other day
why 2x normals only lasting half the week
>>583615127Rena wouldn't say this
>>583613686>accepting brown money for slopMight as well honor suicide bro, you aint making it.
>>583614812your first mistake is believing the people consuming slop would lift a finger or any effort of their own making it+that they'd be unwilling to spend money on porn
>>583613686Raise the prices to increase the perceived value, and to have haggle room for annoying boomers.
>>583615037>He's gonna homebrew itBruh, I've seen the hilarity that goes on on Patreon. You can make 1500$ a month of a 25$ Novel AI subscription, just make sure you corner a fetish.
>aggie thread>slop discussion
>>583614821dwarf is the official politically correct way of saying midget, grandpaI assumed that's what anon was talking about in the post I replied to because he said "officially"I suppose trickcal might have a 2 foot tall dwarf race. I haven't played it. If so then my bad.
>>583613907Like me!
>>583615165you see
>>583614821They're mostly closer to 3-4 ft in general fantasy.
>>583615127In the mirror lmao
>>583614812These are the guys who can't imagine the apple. Even with easily accessible tools they can't make anything of their own. Well, for given definition of "make" and "own" I suppose.
>>583615210But I consume copious amounts of self-generated slop...It's fun, it's like making a drawing with Legos.
>deletedRare
>>583614746Yeah, maxing one of the two is unavoidable doing that specific rotation. Well whatever, I'll use her in purple as well and I probably would have to do that anyway. Thanks tho
>Deleted Good riddance
>>583615264Encouraging people who can't draw shouldn't even be discussed
>>583615381
>>583613376Literally the best tag
>>583615634Just use 3111 Suzumi
>>583615842ummmnyo
>Kayoko in all top scoreswho do we use if we want to retain our mental sanity though? I thought with the stun from Kurumi’s shield this bullshit would be over
>>583616135bing
>>583616135At least its GA where you only have to mald once instead of every day. I'll burn that bridge when I get to it Saturday
Buttboogi.
>>583616135Depending how strong Tsumugi's CC is, it might be over.
>switch games are getting decompiledWe'll FINALLY have games to play, PCbros!
>>583616135sBing
>>583616135I found Kayoko malding to be a non issue with the tank stun (I was using Juri instead of Kurumi but it's the same cc duration)I only had to reset a couple times. You don't need perfect rng, just not the worst rng. Unless you're going for a top score, then you still need to mald your ass off.
>>583616781More like slopiled
How lucrative is the hyakki treasure hunt minigame?I've still got plenty of credit tasks left but I'm tempted to just go grind some normals.Lust provoking imeji.>>583616135I don't find Kayoko that bad on Wakabote. Might just be stockholme from using her in 90% of my clears but I find the positioning / crit malding on other bosses way worse.
When was Trinity Summer 3's rerun again? Not having both sMika and sNagisa is really killing me. Had to do insane purple because of it.
>>583616219>>583616784why not Hubuki?
>>583616781>Cave in and buy a Shitch 2 to play Duskbloods and other exclusives>This happens
>>583616984Buying credits is pointless now with buffed credit Commissions. It entirely depends if you need Hyakki mats
What would your first time with Rena be like?
>>583616781But we already were playing Switch 1 games on old-ass PCs in higher resolution and framerate than tendies ever could? People say decompile this, decompile that, niggas are just bragging about getting to gameplay, meanwhile for Ace Combat 6 it took many months for the decompile to have any advantages over the emulated version, and Xenia was hardly a emulator that was good or had a lot of people working on it.
>>583616984>How lucrative is the hyakki treasure hunt minigameiirc it's terrible, but don't trust me on that. I'm going off fuzzy memories of somebody else doing the math last time it ran.
>>583617172
>>583617034TS3 is re-running at the end of the year but that's just sSeia / Hasumi.Mika and Nagisa were the fes students so you've got the upcoming Pandemoniumfes with Rio / Neru re-running and then presumably sMika / Nagisa will be 6 months from that.You've got a pretty long wait, though maybe you get spooked by off-banner on Pandafes.>>583617148I am completely out of books but that's because they're on the bounty stage with less schools, I've been able to buy what I need from the stores to cope.Might buy a few more from the event shop but if the credits from the minigame aren't particularly lucrative then I guess that's that.
THERE SITS A LADY WE ALL KNOW
>>583617034You don't need either of them, and they are fes so they only rerun on the 6th anniversary
>>583617465that's nuts
what exactly should I be farming in 2x norms when I don't have anyone I want to raise at the moment?
>>583605883To all artists in /bag/, i genuinely appreciate all of your art. Yes, ALL OF IT.I hope you guys never give up your drawing skills!
is this an acceptable blue clear or am I gonna get ridiculed here?
>>583617784That p2 time sucks.
I can't beat hoberkla
How about an event where Izuna goes through puberty
Why is torment for the red raid locked when it's available for the other colors? Aren't they the same shit so why would one of them be postponed
>bHosh for blue wakawhy? isn't she an AoE?
>>583618021That was her summer momos.
>>583617945I know, but Kuroko is only ue40 and I have like 400 ligma after crab so it's not like I can upgrade her right now
if the Sexy Seia franchise is so good how come there is no Sexy Seia 3?
>>583617784Nobody cares unless it's for stalking purposesThe people who will shit on you don't even play the game
>>583618068because they only ran the max difficulty for the original color back in the day, then they made it so only two colors have torment and started to do GAs without the original color on top of that
>>583618186Either borrow a stronger one and replace hoshino with ochin or borrow ritsu and replace her with Kokona
she fucking shot me
>>583618347you deserved it
>>583617585farm hairpins and watches, you're always gonna need a shitton of em
>>583618262>because they only ran the max difficulty for the original color back in the daythey dropped that pretty early and then just started picking a random color
It's retarded how much better sMika is compared to bAris. I mean in damage output. It's not even close.
>>583618143She goes through puberty and her clothes don't fit the same anymore
>>583618347Deserved
>>583618135I'm using her as an auto attacker and I can't really do nyKayoko/Ritsu team since I'd have to spend mats on nyKayoko and I'm not feeling like it I'm actually poor as fuck>>583618218I see... then I don't care I guess, I'm still buckbroken after crab>>583618334I was thinking about it but I'd have to spend mats on oChinatsu and I'm stockpiling gehenna mats for fes
>>583618347Out of 10
>>583608754now record it getting hotglued
>>583617784A clears a clear.I don't think most people care unless someone is putting on airs.
>>583618818
>>583617585If in doubt, open the equipment page and just farm what high tier gear you're low on.
>band event immortalized >still can't get more Airi elephs from the shopFUCK
>>583618489sure they didn't stop doing it that long ago...>shanako was released nearly 3 yers agodamn
>>583618514It's retarded how you don't know what a different terrain can do to a student's dmg output
I'm retarded
>>583619174You're retarded for thinking this isn't the case regardless of terrain
>>583605883where uncensored?
>>583617585are there any students you are planning to pull for in the near future? it never hurts to start preparing early
I NEED THIS ALT
>>583617465roll for Yosh
>>583619174dumbass
>>583617172rawnakadashi
Impregnating Miyako and not taking responsibility
>>583619278You're retarded regardless
>>583619387I already rolled Kazoos 2 years ago despite the quadrilateral chest fuck up.
Momoi plays Happy Wheels
>>583618347She's making up for it
>>583619387>rolling for traitorslop
>>583618021she is 15, she already had her puberty
>>583618514>BROOOO WHY DIDN'T THEY ABSOLUTELY POWERCREEP BLUE ST
>>583619721do students actually use pyroxenes? what are credits for then?
>>583608754juicy
>>583619772>he doesn't want another S.Hanako
>>583619789They don't. That doujin frame is something we call a joke parody.
>>583619042>yes bro just farm badges and amulets you're gonna need them for sure!
>>583619956retard
>only so little reply to latest Aggie.Aggie is dead
>>583618629Then borrow Ritsu
>>583620017Aggie on principle shouldn't even exist.
>>583619956USE THE FUCKING PLANNER
>>583617585Just go 1-by-1 adding ever single student and all their equipment to a planner, then add a plan for future raising
>>583619956Are badges and amulets your lowest owned gear you clown?
>>583620017That's what happens you try to appease "them"
>>583605883what happened to kurumi..
>>583619914*woosh*
what are you retards even talking about?aggie is bad now?
I love car girls so much
>>583620040>roll Miyo>Ritsu turned out to be way more useful Well shit
aggie goodfurryshit bad
>>583620096Yes
>>583620220>needing someone to tell you what to draw and when to draw itIt was always bad.
>>583620235she literally doubles Kuroko dps
>>583620040I don't have sex, she refuses to spook me
>>583620235From the moment Ritsu's kit was revealed it was clear as day she'd be by far the best out of them. Miyo's kit was obviously weak.
rancid, stained pantiesthick, stinky bushesmoist, sweaty bras
Skipping Ritsu is my biggest regret in this gameThe fact that I can't even select her with this new ticket is salt in the wound
>>583620235>rolled for a worse version of Mimori, a farmableWhat did you expect?
>>583620096you should never over farm them even if you're low on them they're the least used gears you dumb gorilla
>>583620389Reisa
>>583620379>>583620498No one rolled for Miyo because of meta
>>583620443this but actually I feel no regrets since I didn't care that much and she spooked me soon after anyway lmaaaooooo
Fuck you haters I got an UE60 Miyo anyway
>>583620374use Takane or your selector
>>583620554I did, that's why i rolled her but I didn't even use her for Yesod
>>583620689>I didretard
>>583620554>roll for whatever>turns out that meta student is more metashocker
>>583620596rape victim
>>583620554true, I was planning on skipping when she was revealed but she grew on me hard over time so I just dickrolled. got her before spark so I finished it for Fuyu
>>583620631I used previous selector for Noa and want to use the 2nd on Satsuki so I can read her momos after I get her swimsuit alt. It's ok, I'll take the shitty clear with the students I already have upgraded and call it a day
>>583620525Rape victim
I skippued all wild hunters until Rena. I've only spooked Fuyu during my Goose pulls. I will lay out some nuts in order to tempt Ritsu into my home.
Ritsu touched my asshole
>>583620847a clear's a clear, anyway. I only did purple so far and my score is a little worse than your blue (I wanted to do p1 with mMidori and og Momoi instead of sMika)
>>583621087Your fault btw
>>583620507>they're the least used gearsYeah, guess what that does to your stock of them Einstein.If you're somehow in a world where you have less of the garbage gear than you do hairpins then I'm impressed.
fuck you and your wildhunt slop
My speed clear blogRed:Hina Maldina x2, very nastyBlue:Impossible Hoshino clear. Best attempt was 1.5 million off.Standard Kayoko clear seemed okay with some leeway for non crits.Purple:Princess always crits, that's why she is the best.Momoi shoots so many times there's almost no damage variance. Comfy clear.
>>583621345soulless
https://x.com/SenseiContext/status/2107512455912157416
>>583620596Sensei, please blink once for yes and blink twice for no in order to answer these questions:>Were you forcibly deprived of your liberty?>Are you held in an isolated building in a small island from Wild Hunt?>Do you know where is Miyo Sakurai right now?
What's worse, the band alts or the guide alts?
>>583621467Man I was expecting garbage but I got hit with the real good shit, thanks, Anon
>>583621687I hate when they put things I don't want with things I want.
the bandaid alts
>>583621681guide alts are all boring and samey, band alts are colorful and different
>>583620775>>583621650ListenI am fine, it was just a couple of spooks and good l
>>583621896It's... worse than I could ever imagine.
Are midori and momoi actually cats or not????
>>583621681what's worse is that they never fixed sprites with obvious issues like those or qMarina
Students you'd let sleep on your couch until they get back on their feet?
>>583622121Not. They don't even have cat ears.
>>583622081>teachermtl alert
>>583621687it's fucking insane how cute Midori is>>583622209we have cats without tails too, so cats without ears are also fine
>>583621375Blue has got to be the worst
>>583621681Part Timer. Do any Sumire fans even like it?
>>583622234I never understood niggers who just feed their shit into the slop machine and don't check the output. they can literally just tell the clanker to keep "teacher" as "Sensei" and it'll do it
>>583622463the sumirefag with bond 100 said he didn't like it
>>583622309>so cats without ears are also finengl before getting into BA i rrally thought hoshino was meant to be a cat and that's why she was sleepy and spoke like that
>>583622463>Sumire fansIt's hard to know
how do i skip phase 1 in mock battles to practice phase 2?
>>583619721How do I find a wife who will attempt to murder me but then dedicates her life to me?
>>583622602just pee yourself
>>583622463I'm not a Sumire fan and I think her alt is cute
>>583622312Blue was fine for me. Kayoko fear mald wasn't that bad. Second phase I kinda gave up nyKayoko surviving for a slower clear. Purple p1 was shitty though. For the life of me couldn't 1T it with a borrow sMika crit team, so I used a cleanup.
>>583622516What do you even use to mtl nowadays, just grok or gemini or something?
>>583622602Just do a no mald clear
>>583622516>wondering why sloppers with no work ethic have no work ethic
>>583622812idk, I don't do that stuff personally, but I assume GPT would be pretty good at checking the text in a manga page and giving you a translated output. I use it for other stuff (vibe-coding random shit most of the time) and it understands instructions well, so I imagine if you tell it to keep Sensei's title as Sensei it'll do it without issues
Who do I borrow?
>>583617784>>583621201Managed to shave off a few seconds, whatever. Now onto purple and I'm done for the week
>>583622516You can't teach a fish to man.
>>583623107Drop Hoshino for a buffer or hitcount booster and borrow either UE60 Shiroko, or Ritsu.
>>583623338No, that's not in the video that I'm copying. I'll just borrow hoshino
>>583623107BAris. P1 will kill you if you can't clear fast enough.
>>583623463retard
>>583623163why the fuck does bHosh chibi look so weird, there's something wrong with her eyes
Mika love
>>58362356310/10 wife material
>>583621681>band alts>badFaggot
>>583623526he'll be fine, I used the exact same lvl of investment and I cleared it with no problem
>>583623163Borrow my Momoi please
>>583623626Trvth
>>583622185Iroha could sleep on my couch and put her feet on my face. Or in my bed of course.
>>583623728I'd borrow those two for a few hours if you know what I mean
>>583623872no, please elaborate
>>583623728I'll see what I can do, the teamcomp for purple looks so disgustingly bad for my roster I don't know what I'll end up using. And I'm not sure I want to open this can of worms today since it's already getting pretty late
haha...
>be me, reading comfy romcom manga>finish chapter>TLgroup page is a lewd half undressed Miyo followed by a second page with a lewd bent over Kisaki>continue comfy manga with inescapable lewd thoughts
>>583624135
>>583624092sex, intercourse, copulation, babymaking
Having slow intimate sex with Haruka to calm her down and comfort her.
>>583624241at least post the one pic where she shows off her anus or something
>>583624109don't you have SMika? there are plenty of comps
Who is the Gay Bowser of Blue Archive?
>>583605883Can't wait for the "Rape of Sensei" song from Tsumugi
>>583622185>until they get back on their feetThat's my fat daughter, she can stay forever
>>583622348cute
>>583624537I do, but I'm missing students from the teams listed in rentry. Gonna have to lookup whatever else on souriki border.Not having Rio is really fucking me over
>>583619284https://files.catbox.moe/akalui.png
what hina is this
>>583605883Holy fuck that Shizuko GUH.
>>583624854Hina Girlfailureina
>>583624791Don't quit after p1. I can do over half of p2's health with the first team
I need child manko
>>583624854Hina spoiledina
>>583605883just letting you know guys that I rubbed one off to Neru and Mirai
Don't forget to gogurt your students, bag
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
merry christmas
>>583624854>holding handsHina lewdina
WAKE UP
>page 5
>>583624135Lol
>>583626028YOOOOIS THIS REAL?!
I NEED to feel a highschool girl's soft breasts
zzz.... mimimimi....
>>583625636
>>583624110get this drawn NOW
youtube video informing me that the FULL student roster is FINALLY able to be used for memolobby instead of just 10 jesus christ they should've made a bigger deal of that update
>>583605883I'm digging that car drag race Shizuko. Just like in my highschool era street racing movies.
>>583626028Finally /bag/ is comfy again
>>583626596we told you
>>583626596You could have read the patch notes
>>583625104
>>583624563SO LONG GOOKAKO
I can't read.
>>583624908which one
>click torment instead of insane>first ticket, so no save point. >forced to do a crappy 3TT because U40 SMika and literally 0 purple students but Hanako>saved by Arisu and kurokothat was fun.
I ran out of ligma
>>583626978That one below you.
>>583626596Because there's no increase on selection, a lot of people wanted more slots, not a all option, though that was also requested.
>>583627093The game is actually fun when you challenge yourself
>>583624135Holy kek
Jumby my beloved...
>>583627275There's too many esoteric knowledge checks like how buffs work and all the best timings for it to be fun
>>583626807You can't make me read patch notes
Finished It's Our Engine.BA's writing team is on a roll. I enjoyed it. Definitely a step above 2025 events. The new girls are cute, especially Lana. The event is relatively short and introduced the Gehenna Cup, which is gonna be hype.I think it works better than On Your Mark Millennium as an introduction to the following main event. I can't think of a single 2026 event that sucked. All of them were pretty great desu.
>>583627407>esoteric knowledge checksjust recently learned you can interrupt special student's normal skill with their ex wtf
>>583627407For me it's always the most fun when I build my own teams and figure out a rotation. People tryharding for the top ranks don't really affect me.
>>583627730I can't find this on my global account where is it?
>>583627730But the tranny said the new event was bad
>>583626028
>have to borrow another sMika because purple sucks otherwiseFuck. I might need to build my Kokona after all. Can she even survive and do her job at 3* or do I need UE30?
>>583627275and when you have this and that meta student full lvl 90, 5/10/10/10 and U40 minimum.otherwise is literally impossible to have fun.I mean, without Kuroko at u40 and Aris u60, is literally impossible what I did.
>>583627835Sometimes it's actually relevant to change the timeline. For example the F124 Set clear uses Chihiro EX at specific timings, otherwise you literally can't survive the fight
30 minutes malding and not once have I reached P2 red with 6 dHina EXs.
>>583628394>You actually use ChihiroWTF????
>>583628413The game is actually fun when you challenge yourself**Crit mald
make your own fun
>>583628386I don't have s hanako and I don't think I'll start having fun until I do
>>583626418Sensei confiscated her snacks because of her cavities
>>583627407You would know about them if you actually put in the effort to research
Is pic related smarter than Professor Smug? I know Niyaniya is based on Moriarty. Lana seems to be based on those USSR scientists who developed the atomic bomb for the Ruskies.
>>583628661>this game really starts getting fun when you watch 50 youtube video guides (most of them not in english) and read 2 dozen badly written guides
>>583628797Nobody here plays on Jp bro...
>>583627730They better not keep Shigure Ui in NPC jail
>>583628797>those USSR scientists who developed the atomic bomb for the Ruskies.you mean the ones who got stolen info and used that to build it?
>>583628661>Just do your own researchWhen the game itself fails to disclose the mechanics correctly and forces you to look outside of it then it's shit
>>583628938Well, understanding why people in the videos do things that they do actually helps a lot to figure out the principles, yes.
I will never get over how satisfying it is to watch Mashiro end Cherino's life in 30 seconds
>>583628490https://youtu.be/v7jFmSkqYaw?is=BMiUaR4OEU406605This is the only team that works. We easily have enough damage now but surviving is only possible because Chihiro basic and CShiroko EX.
>>583629080How do steal a hydrogen bomb that wasn't built by mutts yet?
>>583629191Does she ALWAYS target Cherino
>>583629213No what I mean is, you actually use her EX? I thought her passive was enough
My leiser is too weak
>>583629314not passive. her basic and you need to use her EX in order to delay the basic into the right timings
>>583629267we're not talking about the hydrogen bomb
>>583629301Nope. Depends on formation/barrel explosion. It's frequent, but more like 60% of the timethe other 40% is her dying eventually by her own skill working against her (making everyone target 1 person makes your own targeting often fall on her) or her team wins
coom in doomrope in hopegood night /bag/
>>583629579Good night gramps
found a rare ao in my feed
>>583629430How do people figure this out...
>>583628938Nigga the boss fights are just 4 minutes long, just learn when your girls do the skills
Alright, I give up. Rio comp and cKotoma comp both require beyond lucky dHina hits. Fuck this.
>>583626028>>583628352I miss that era when we used to laugh at cursed memes with the game logo over the screen and bgm playing in the back
What does veritas think of me? They hear everything all the time right
>>583629829Simpler times
>>583629750Delaying and interrupting normal skill activations is something you can do by accident.Buff/debuff stacking is also done largely by accident and its annoying how the game has no ingame resources that communicate this critical bit of information for teambuilding.
>>583629750>see team getting raped by Set at a specific time>notice Chihiro's debuff isn't active>use EX to adjust timing so it isIt's not that hard
>rushing the final enemy while Hoshino stuns the tankit's beautiful
>>583628413>>583629819>malding insaneFor what purpose?
>>583629750Trial and error
>>583605883Real good work /bag/.
>>583629750Normal delay has been around since launch, though it has become increasingly popular with every powerful support student. While it's more obvious with strikers because you can see their animations and why they are being delayed, for specials you have to use abstracted thinking. "She can't take two actions at once". Because most normals are timed, you just need to use a special student's ex skill around the time she'd normally use her skill to delay it. And from there, if you're really really particular you can start figuring out optimal buff/debuff upkeep
>>583630020One day I will tell my grandchildren about it
>>583629750I watched a video back when Binah was running telling me to delay Rio that way so her basic comes out at the same time as sNagisa's and it changed my life
Cat
>>583629968i wish we had a 2.0 overhaul of the combat system so that things like basic skills have their cooldowns displayed on the screen with an option to manually activate them
>>583629750pay attention when you play
>>583630434Cot
Blue Archive 2 should be set in universities so momos are no longer predatory.
>>583629031Shigure and Ui are playable though
You DID get your kanikani-san torment clear right /bag/? You didn't even need some obscure dps mArisu and sIroha were more than enough for plat
>>583630465Give players too much control and all strategy will devolve into just skill APM to sync them all up for a gigantic DPS dump.
>>583630748Wow it's like I'm in /v/ again
I can’t believe Fubuki got covid…
Making porn for Uihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ50XdqfG00
>>583630950that's basically what it is right now anyways. it just takes away one annoying layer of rote memorization
>>583630909For JP? Torment was all 2 teams last time I checked for plat. Second team having a UE60 D.Haruka and an occasional Erika.
>>583630465All I need is less cancerous UI to tell which fucking buffs/debuffs are active or about to expireAlso the game should tell you when shit doesn't stack, there's no reason not to
>>583631359Unfortunately they have to consider the phone plebs and their small screens.
>>583627407>>583627835There's nothing esoteric about normal skill timings, this shit comes up all the time in speedkillsI guess it doesn't matter on global because you usually don't have to sweat for plat but on jp you often have to follow a strict rotation that usually includes these dumb mechanics if you want to plat competitive raids through torment
>Alarm set for 5 hours 17 minutes from now.
>>583630909not fucking losing what’s left of my hair malding with bArissorry but I’m never using her outside of JFDs
>>583629703very cute wife
>>583631281https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-G7L_E_kYkI did this and got 12kYou didn't need bYuzu, bEimi or dHaruka
>>583631547>normal skill timingsi was referring to the fact that i can interrupt the normal skill of a special student at all, not anything regarding timings. rather esoteric that students with no models on the field abide by the same in-field rules
discovered that in a raw Hoshino (base) versus Kuroko bout, Hoshino wins, and that is funny to me
>>583631843She should be wearing nothing underneath.
>>583631776You didn't need to mald with bAris this time around, her p1 team wasn't guaranteed but it was consistent if you have UE60
>>583630909My bYuzu and sIbuki were 4*I had to upgrade my bAris from ue30 to 50I used 5 teamsI did not copy a rotationYes, I cleared torment.
Hoshino ultimate + true unlocked, full max stats across all versions let's goooo
>>583632546how do you have so much money it's not fair
>>583632052îI know, I was specifically talking about influencing timings (through ex skills for example)Again this comes up all the time, when your rotation is tight a few milis can have dramatic impact on your damage output or the rest of the fight because a normal skill you needed got delayed from using ex too early or too late>>583632321Congrats on gold!
>>583632676500 million isn't so much, it'll all be gone by the next time there's a string of students I feel I must have
>>583632676just don't overspend and build students as you need them
>>583632676
>>583632546based and unbricked
>>583632676That's like 2 months worth of credits
>>583632546Does upgrading her healing actually do anything like health regen or does nothing?
child pussy
>>583633162I say this
>>583633139I'm fairly certain it increases the healing done to them. Could be wrong though.
>>583633139it gives you a cool medal, the game straight up warns you when increasing healing does nothing with a pop up dialog
I almost forgot about this because there's no red dot on itDon't forget, Sensei, because there's only 5 days left
Niya's chibi pussy
>>583632676It's easier to get 500 million now than ever
>>583633367>I almost forgot about this because there's no red dot on itYou have been doing your daily attendance check though right?
Name my band
>>583633861She's not that dark
>>583633861Not dark enough
>>583633861She should be that dark
>>583633162What about it?
>>583633861This artist straight up carbonized my girl Karin
>>583633861The Akanerinos
BAGGOTS DONT LOOK
>>583634301I don't get it
>>583634351ass oral
>>583634351You are mentally sound, unlike that poster and the people he is targeting. I am sorry.
>>583634351You're clinically insane. They should lock you up. I'm sorry.
>>583634301I looked
>>583634418>>583634449>>583634551how the fuck was I supposed to know that?
>>583634774autist bro...
Surely this will hold.
>>583627442reading patch notes of games has been a hobby of mine lately
>>583634774Bro your other cake joke
>>583627730people said pandemonium summer flopped
>>583635220
>>583628413what color??it can't be red i reset like 12 times and everytime i had enough with 6 shots
>>583635367it did
>>583628413Are you not using her inside sHosh EX or something?
>>583628413You are simply doing something wrong. 100% skill issue.
>>583635220What about patch notes for random games you don't play?
>>583634774seia bond burger
America vs Canada is on right now
>rank 100 NAyou are hoberkla status?
ibuki bond lemonade
>>583633798nopeyou don't need to though, you get rewards without checking that daily
sensei nudes sensei video free download no virus
don't click on that
>>583636259>international friendliesBring back the World Cup /bag/
>>583633861super karin
ibuki nudes ibuki video free download no virus
>>583636472BA needs a soccy tournament event
>>583636557link?
Been a long week, lads.
>>583636373Nice to see the wiki is getting the attention of the japs
>>583636735What a week.....
>>583636735>>583636836It's tuesday
>>583636735It's Tuesday Sensei
>>583636557uncensored leak (actually shitty ai decensor)
>>583635498>>583635647>>583635878Both https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yJZ9ru_1wE and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI_XhH_eROU have 400k (really lucky) - 4/5m hp remaining after their respective 6 and 3 shots. Yes I am not canceling Rio's def down or using dHina outside Hoshi's EX.
>>583636662Minichat
>>583636373I do this.
>>583637185pat pat pat
>>583637185Whats this trio called?
>>583637235I just made up a 1T because I didn't have any good multihitters. Almost timed out but a clear's a clear.
Hina rapeina
Avada Kedavra
Miyu anon....the only good ritual poster has died.....they have not posted in months.....it is over.
>>583629904Look at all that soft WHITE FLUID (solidified) surrounding her
>>583638160It can't rain all the time.
>>583605996How the fuck is this nigger still getting the first or top 10 first posts?
I FUCK evil students.
This thread is ass
>>583607494Your account has been hacked!I'm stealing all of your prox.
We don't use any of those words here.
>>583638443I never noticed until you started pointing it out, anonjust stop caring desu
>>583638769
>>583638769mieru.... mieruzo!!
>>583638769izuna is not that busty
Why does Kotori have no fans?>Good body/thicc>Millennium>Respectful>Has actual personalities
>>583638578Seianus
>>583638705who is this suppose to be?
>>583638912Isn't she the retard that can't button her shirt properly?
>>583638912Her base form is stuck as a fairly mediocre 1* that has a vastly different style to it and her alt only really comes out for the occasional JFD.I do like her, personally, I do enjoy explaining things as well.
>>583638912Her base outfit is a complete disaster. You can sleep a cheer outfit on anyone and make her instantly better.
>>583638912I like her.
>>583638912her base sprite is pure retardness
>>583638991>can'tShe can, she chooses not toIt's a distraction to make it easier to her to blabber at people
>>583638912I like her, she just isn't my favorite.
>>583637979
>spreads his legs apart Why would Sensei do this? Why is Sensei like this? Is he asking to be raped after all? I just don't understand his mindset
>>583638949パリパリ
>>583638912Terrible base spriteTerrible base momos (doesn't become an actual character until halfway through cKotori's momos)
Only Ako has no fans
>>583639471These doujins read like a female author's fantasy they're kinda great except for the Plana one with the overly dramatic slop intro
I've been silent long enough. I'm not afraid to say it anymore. Sensei ate the last slice of pizza.
>>583638949Bro, your tail reps
>>583639471Do you not have big balls? They get in the way if you crouch with your legs together.
>>583636054specially games i don't play lol
>>583639783I kneel
>>583637235i did it with 1 team tooi don't think red will make too much of a difference
>>583639641Wrong
>>583639697Cheese Pizza?
Sensei's hands should be big so they encompass around the students' heads' surface area. It is on top of their birthright to Sensei being their boytoy
Pick one princess
>>583638991>that
>>583638912I like how fucking fat her nipples are in her base modelGod why is this yapping-happy nerd so hot
>>583640105Hina is not a princess... but her
>>583640091forgot pic related
>>583635220You must be white
>>583640142her base is cute I don't care what any brown faggots here have to say about it
Ako (True Form)Kanna (Chibi)
>>583640091>>583640242Yaoi hands...
>>583640105This is my PrincessMany Claim to be princessesBut this one is mine
>>583640376That's a cheap puta
Read one momo per day or else.
i feel bad for the babs that will never read these the way they were intended
>>583640478No. THAT WOULD BE YOUR MOTHER
EOS in 1 hour...
>>583640660You act like Youtube doesn't exist, it's never truly gone.
>>583640832
>>583641031That is one strong cat. Broke her finger like it was nothing
>>583640931i know that, what i meant is that youtube isn't the way the event was meant to be read, imo longplays don't hit the same as playing the game yourself even if you get to consume the same content in the end
>>583640871JPbro...
>>583641569>Have to use Kirara AND Erika for this interactionKinda evil from them desu
Is THAT student upset with me?
>>583636356You mean they stack or something? Cause I've been checking each day to get 5 each time.
>>583641613GA Crab bro, just trust the fucking plan
Succ student when
>I was out malding with purple Mika until I realized I was playing blue the entire timeI might be retarded
>>583639783>game announces patch on x>random: oh will you be addressing Y?>dev: yes, that is happening with the patch>random: great, maybe i'll finally try out the gameIt's more likely than you think.
>>583641706Ibuki
>>583628797She is actually based on Alan Turing
>>583641634Yes. Your fault for not seeing her in like a week.
>>583640105I’ll pick Princess Kaguya
How much longer until magical Vigilante rerun, bros...
>>583641103post your art
>>583641932Maybe December or January
>>583640242why do I feel like this was drawn by a woman?
>>583640242I got arms like this btw
Texans are cute!
>>583642067The hand is massive and his face just has that rape look
>>583642269*cums*
>Wake up>See this:What do?
>>583642249I find the lack of Utah + TF2 engine art appalling
>>583642342Post your art
>>583642249Texans are 0-4, not cute
>>583642445your art
Just boughted a new Gunpla collection and used half the month's budget on food and gifts for my students haha don't tell Yuuka
>Wake upWhat do?
>>583642342Zoos>>583642423Val Zoos
>>583642545Live another day
>>583642067same artist as that killing hina's head in the first page and tryhard noa yuuka sensei love drama?then yes, it's a woman
>>583642249>>583642451This is a Cowboys general
I prefer the other Zoos
>>583642727>>583642727>>583642727
>>583642423Kill