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hey
7 nad natie gets gangraped :3
Digitan LOVE
wahey
7 and this is the last /uma/ thread ever
Remember: brown.
7 and I masturbate to what the next 7 post says
7 and we hang dramafags by the balls
7 for Helios lust
sprint cm waiting room
>>583620234>4owari da...
>>583620234>4Well fuck.
>>583620327>7I WILL REMEMBERI MUST REMEMBERBROWN IS GOOD
this run was feeling good but these are the runs where Teio gets hurt every time
>>583620347You will fap to shiraoki
>>583620209Kill yourself you ruined the thread
kris silly
>>583620501Good
>>583620527
>>583620347>>583620527WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
>>583620510*whips out dick*
>>5836205137 and i jer off yo teio's broken sdebbuda
>>583620513oh shit she survived let's gooo
>>583620580>Silly KrisCute!
>>583620513stamlet..
>>583620527H-How am I gonna do that...Fuku lewds?
>>583620796if shiraoki is the mother, fuku the daughter, then machitan is the holy spirit?>>583620893dozo
>>583620893You just think about her
Why does Teio look so sexy here?
Fuku is the least sexiest uma
>>583620580SILLY GANG! CUUUUUTE!
>>583620513I chanced a 50% coinflip triple rainbow on a natie run I did earlier today and actually survivedBut I can't use that horse because the natie I trained just after rolled the hot spring ticket.
>>583621104based anon who only runs with pregnant umas
orenji
>>583621063The other 4's sex levels is so insane it rubbed off on Teio
rest or wit?
>>583620893use your imagination
DON'T LOOK AWAY
>>583621147>these niggas are just washed dawg
>>583621291wrong general fucking retard
>>583620883stamina always shows up out of nowhere, sadly no long S so she's glue either way
>>583621556be nice
>>583621572NYOOOOOOOOO DEIO
>>583621486What the fuck
Forever Young Finishes Number 1 in the Final Week of the Longines Breeders' Cup Classic Rankings
>>583621602Dont worry Xina, I would never choose the inferior sister
>>583621602>being Verxina>being in love with your trainer for years yet you don't have the courage to tell him>little sister comes and starts a family with himit's over...
>>583621602>themfucking trannies
>>583621006>>583621050>>583621410>barely any galleries on sadpanda>impossible to find a lot on pixivWelp guess this is itWish me luck bros...
>>583622058My fuarking hero
ryan LOVE
https://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3Ohttps://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3Ohttps://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3O
>>583621602Don't worry, I'll satisfy you both
>failed a 1% wit training on last borrowlmao, enjoy the clanked fans danchou not playing this kusoge today any second more
>>583621973The nip artist uses a mtl please understand
Silly Rula Wife
>not only did I miss CB hours>but I missed finemo hours
>>583618646I'm an idiot and used to much water so it was more like a soup today but it was still delicious!Today I tried 100% dark chocolate, ground cloves and ginger along with the normal meat and potatoes
i miss URA days when we didn't have any schizos
>>583622386Being a female trainer is painful huh?
>>583622838I also miss the URA daysno qualificationsI miss sovlkino...
>>583622827It still being delicious is the only thing that matters!
>>583620580>first a gentle book>then a luna book>now a silly bookMAKE THIS MADNESS END
soon
>>583622919Well it stopped me from posting more Fine Motion because I didn't want to spill curry all over my keyboard
>>583623005Is Scotland any decent? I don't think I saw anybody talk about her unique or kit
>>583622838I felt like a planes walker entering another timeline when I came back in here and kept seeing shit posted about thread personalities
>>583623154Fine onee-san...
>>583623154The food will eventually grow cold but there's ALWAYS more FineMo to post
>>583623197She's just fine
What skills to get on Pace for CM21?
>>583623197her tits are GIGANTIC I've rolled a horse for this reason before
>>583623291budding blossom and plancha for inherithead on/N&N
I really want to test out if Falco inherit in the sprint works but give me a week to make the parent chain
>>583622715rulas big tits drive me nuts
>>583623291head-onturbo sprintmeticulous measuresborrow curren wit
>>583622818Neither of those posters are going to fuck you or jerk you off. Probably.
>>583622910>>583622838i started during this scenario. how good was the general back then?
>>583623197She's decentNever the best, never the worst
>>583623493Just as bad, but nobody paid attention to retards because the thread speed is faster
>>583623197It's funny how they released her right after the one GL CM she'd be good in (CM19)
>>583623260True words have never been spokenAlso check out this artist's xitter if you haven't already, he only does FineMo. Kept seeing his art and finally decided to take a peek: https://x.com/ikaashi_you
>>583623354i wish i rolled on inarii will roll on robert roy to make up for it
>>583623493filled with vtuber fans/streamer shills because everyone and their mother larped as uma players
>>583623367Why wouldn't it work.Anyways as Machan you can probably go Fuji Kiseki as the 2nd parent
Soft
>>583622818Both of those posters were willing to fuck you or jerk you off. Probably.
>>583623513>last tier
>>583623493Threads were very fast from all the gacha players that hop from game to game. Also meant more bad players, both the type seeking advice and the type to bitch and moan that they had to think about what cards and skills to take.
>>583623656Umas in jeansGood civ
Which of the upcoming umas is the flattest? I assume someone like Biko or Samson Big
>>583623582truer*I need to stop multitasking if I can't type correctly
>>583623493the thread peaked during 2024 when its just URA and early days of unity. After that our posters started lessening significantly, then MANT culled the thread even more. We don't have avatarfags back then too
13 hours and 20 minutes
>>583623750Dream Journey
>>583623582Thanks for the link, just followed. I've managed to get my algo to show me mostly uma stuff but there's a been a disappointing lack of Wife Motion recently.
>>583623627Eventually only the real ones will remain>>583623750Prepare to be surprised
>>583623750
>>583623791global came out in 2025stop metapostingmetaposting fags neeed to dieeeee
>>583623630Thing is pasa is the only accel for fronts, but Falco ult shares the same duration and accel with it cause it can also proc at the start of the final straight.
Finemo posters are the cutest...
>>583623915she's called dream journey because naizuri from her feels like a dream
>>583623630>Why wouldn't it work.It's useless if you're not solo front
>>583623627this kek fucking degens
>>583623863Of course! He's quickly become my favorite recently
>>583623915>flatter than furawagod damn that's hot
Your hag wife
>>583623660UMAZING!
>>583624145She's already big enough, there's no need to make them literal balloons.
Hi, can I still have hope to save enough to get Ramonu? I have 38k at the moment.
>>583624185Im about to drop a negative comment
Titties can always be bigger
>>583624121These streamer/tuber shills stopped coming once the cygames advertising money ran out and uma isn't fotm however. Think the first two CMs were a gigafilter too, its kyoto 3000 ffs. I didn't even reach group A but won B finals.
>>583624242https://umacaratcalculator.com/
>>583624242According to the calculator I can easily pull 400 and I'm at 0
>cant get SS>cant get the sparks i needI fucking hate this uma I HATE HERGood for nothing desu wa
>>583624242depends on your club and how good you do in cm/TT, use the calculator >>583624296
>>583624242Air Shacute!
>>583624242You'll be fine. We get big anni gibs and her banner will be up for like 3 weeks
>>583624368FAT FUCK
>>583624296Is this legit or copium? According to the setup I've made I'll reach 90k at the start of the banner.
>>583624438its pretty spot on
>>583624438The calc shows you the carats you'll have at the end of the banner, not the start
rape the 2 (?) consistent shakur posters.
>>583624268https://youtu.be/5K8rbkxa7CE?t=76>>583624424BE NICE
>finemoposting and shakurposting in the same thread
>>583624438It adds all the possible carats you can get + all the tickets and assumes you'll waste nothing
>>583624438subside 3 weeks from that because that's how long the banner goes forpick the banner before ramonu
falco qt
I hate being latino.
>>583623996With Machan ult + plancha inherit I think you should expect to get some accel value out of Second wind to then get some late race speed value out of Vaudeville
Remember, broke ass niggas like me can skip ramonu and ancestors, wait for our style wit cards and go all in on the pasa-pal card banner in march next year instead.
>>583624820I hope they find a cure bwo
>>583624560Me and my child wife.
>>583624673One more before i go to work
>>583624754needs a lot of beauty sleep
Please tell me we're getting shortstack donkey in 5 minutes
Think she invited me to have sex
>>583624504>>583624534>>583624675>>583624691I get it now, thanks for the answers, bros.
>>58362497424 hours
>>583624820become a devout neonazi and start LARPing as white online like 90% of people who feel that way.or idk go jack off and take a nap to forget about it. that also works.
>>583624974announcement in few minutes, then 24 hours
>>5836249745min and 24 hours I think
>>583624941Why is she like this
>>583624820just bee yourself
>>583624982TALK TO YOUR UMAS
>>583624820latinxbwo...
Alright I think this deck is the best I got to make skill sparks for CM21. Time to pray.
>>583624820Proof?
>>583624871REAL broke niggas will use ramonu until ebayan wit
>>583625204hmmmnyo
>>583625260Rudolf wit has free pulls though
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2107591806359871863
>>583624754
>>583625335So we're all gonna MLB Light Hello for easier SS loops, right?
>>583625334>>5836253357 and I do a 106 and I do 2 10sAny other number and I hold my 3k carats
>>583625229lmao
>>583624820¿Por qué, Prieto-Kun?
>>583624638
>>583625435>his LH isn't MLBdgame is literally unplayable at any lower LB bwo...
7 and I drop exactly one cheeky tenner on ZRR
>>5836256157 and itll be on pull 11 for you
Any number except trips and I pull Rob Roy until I get her.
I love Rice
>>583625584I made UFs with LB3 LH
>>583625584It's not my fault the free pulls only gave me LB3..
>>583625647>race plannerhard skip
the shortstack donkey means nothing to me and thus I shan't pull. no cheeky tenners and no dailies. nothing. naught.
>>583625647>great velocityumm loopanons?
>>583625458>>583625334>>583625335>>583625435>>583625584>>583625651>>583625660>>583625647>>58362575624 hours for ZRR, why is nobody pulling for her when she is ultimate peak shortstack sex and a wrombook=
>>583625647Another Oguri-esque ultTruly they're both heroes
>>583625647MY FUVARKING HERVO
>>583625756Race planner is greatRefraction arc is garbage
Post Cheval Grand's big fat milkers
>>583625828>ultimate peak shortstack sexInari One already came out bro
>>583625828I already had my bigtit needs filled with DaiSca
>>583625756I have never seen a good post with this image.
>>583624886love my cute nattie>>583625540love my cute fatachi
>>583625913B85 vs B89it's not a contest anon
>>583625836good luck in a front heavy lobby gwo
>>583625828I'm a frontfag. Didnt even want to roll for Xmas DaSca initially but that's the only way I can run her as a front.
a human girl, but with horse ears
I've been obsessed with umamusume pregnancy lately.
Mambwos...
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/DPONCg>https://jiggie.fun/DPONCghttps://jiggie.fun/DPONCg>https://jiggie.fun/DPONCghttps://jiggie.fun/DPONCg
claw forward test86381533
>>583626003gl stupid niggerwatch as I run ZRR as an END
>>583626060That happens to straight males once they reach adulthood
>>583625989Paizuri One has the cleavage and the attitude.ZRR is too demure and uninteresting
>>583626115did you really have to be so meanwtf bro
>>583626176anons are on the edge
>>583625913Inari One's Breast/Height ratio: 0.61151Rob Roy's Breast/Height ratio: 0.63571 (highest in the game).
>>583626114eughh
>>583626176>>583626140>>583626221I will not tolerate slander from my paizuri wife
>>583624986I want to squeeze her belly
>>583626259You can post your silly little numbers all you want gwo, my dick doesnt get hard from multiplication tables
>>583626259but consider that inari one wears a sarashi and her breasts are filled with EDO SPIRITyeah, she's the winner here dude.
>>583626513tits too well drawn/largemakes me too horny
>>583625828>why is nobody pulling for herI willonly downside is I have to wait until february to run the shortstack trio in CMs
>>58362611490081121
we have jiggieswe have jongsbut why we don't have amongus lobbies?
what if I like (relatively) tall flatties. what then
>>583626662you mean men?
>>583626603ded game for zoomies
>>583626603because its a boomer game
>>583626603those aren't very anonymous coded
>>583626259rob roy has huge tits but the rest of her body is loli, making her an oppai loli, not a shortstack.
>>583626603only gen alpha plays that game these days
I've been masturbating to Pearl for a month now.
>>583626662The closest is Speed Symboli but she's only 170cm
>>583625260Idk, you get a check dispenser with groove spd+finemo pwr next scenario, maybe if you need a power card to play highlander
>>583626861my p0nos hurts if I edge for over 6 hours you may want to stop at some point
>>58362658247525275
>>583626685close enough.>>583626879I've always been too moved by her aunt vibes to notice that she's flat. hot.
Please remember that Satono Diamond IS still a child. Do not lewd her.
>>583627162My ex was 180cm and flat as a board.I think katsuragi Ace is really pretty.Maybe I just have a type and am unwilling to admit it.
>>583627049
>>583626603we'll get amogus lobbies here whenever they start putting images of anime wömen in the game. that's the only real link between all these videogames
>>58362710712008342
IS THIS IT?CAN I FINALLY REST?
>>583627162>>583627271Ace looks like the cute tomboy you hang around and then she wants to be a wingman but ends up being your significant other instead
I love my genius wife!
>>583626603/uma/ - Games with Lobbies
>>583627016meant 4 >>583625310
>>583627271HUGE and VERY flat woman thatWas she nice at least? Ex or not, surely you have SOME objective/fair thoughts.>>583626879Sex with SpeedSex with LunaMarriage with LunaSex with TeioAdoption of LunaOyakodon with all three
>>583627373I don't get it.
>>583627373>Ramp up Sprint corners Risky business + the basicsThat's pretty good
>>583627368> its always 6-7. front rooms aight I got my dub you guys take over so its not just fronts
>>58362736828639519last
>>583627425>was she nice at leastOh yes, very. We broke up for boring grown-up reasons/because we were romantically incompatable not because of someone making any mistakes in the relationship. Genuinely wish her the best.
>14* long sparks>no long S in 6 runsAm I missing something? Why is the game like this?
>>583627747>Am I missing something?yeah, you need to face the auspicious directions
>>583627696why is she CLEANING her glasses
>>583627673It's umamover...
>>583627682Well shit. Wasn't expected such a big boy answer.Mad respect to the both of you!
>>583627673If you want advice, that kitasan is built for bed breaking sex than a long race. Too overstammed. Just take creek and borrow teio wit, much better midrace.
>>583627390I don't know about all that but I do know that I would let her do terrible things to me. And probably also do them back.
>>583627838She cannot SEE with SEMEN covering the lenses
>>583627990WHO CAME ON MY WIFE'S GLASSES?me actually
>>583627832Feng Shui isn't real
Used all my tickets on boots vodka. Starting to regret.
>>583627850Thanks. There was obviously still a lot of messy stuff going on but we seperated on good terms.
>>583627838she SPRAYED too much eyeglass cleaner on it
Feng Shui is real
>>583628114Did you learn your lesson
>end of classic year summer>this fucking statlineI think this run is over already
>>5836276736/9>>583627925whole team needs more midraceI'll just die to murmurhomos then
>>583628114...
>spent thousands carats refilling TP and rerolling sparks>months of non-stop farming>used every autistic trick available, 3/3 relevant sparks on every parent/gp, G1 affinity maxxing and else>still don't have any parents worth a shitThis game is FUCKING DOGSHIT.I DESERVE GOOD PARENTS.
Very thankful for boot Vodka. She's managing to keep me from snacking because I dont want to get jumpscared by her snowboarding while rolling for big christmas tits.
>>583628360no crying in the casino.finemo frowning image
>>583628126Ended it a metric fuck ton better than most couples would, I reckon. Can only dream of ending things so humanly.But yes, good stuff. Ace cute.
>>583628262salvageable as long as you get 900 speed by jan 1 senior year
>>583628304Its not about midrace as much as going for teio wit over mayano speed gives you more mileage. I know you have other speed cards besides Tachy and Kita. PoC double proccing is too good
>>583628732Inspo 2. Brb insta glueing
>>583624754>>583625356Falco really is cute.
>another day passed with the cursed knowledge that Umas will never be real
Ace's infectious laughter is really cuteShe's such a wonderful girlCB's a really lucky girl
>>583625828I like ZRR and probably rolling for her, mostly because she looks like she has low self-esteem and wouldn't say no to an incel loser like me
Bless the anon who did this
>>583627673thanks for testing>>583628850yeah true>>583628879sorry I did my dailies while waiting
>>583629025You sound like you'd love Ruby
>>583628987scary.
So buck broken by the game that my hands start shaking when I get a good first half of the run, thinking how it will fuck me up next.I don't remember when it was last time when vidya made me nervous.
>>583629037very aesthetic placements
>>583629035no reason to thank me
>>583628842>>583629025>>583629051same but I am mexican, fat and not brown
>>583629089That was me but instead I exclaim 'oh my god' every other turn. And got my highroll in the end.
Here is the DEFINITIVE OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>UmamaIf you see something, hide and report.
>>583628987Bakushin is giga sexy when she is not doing her "retard student rep" bit.
>>583629089Got 3% failure.Of course.
>>583629138the very first time I heard this soundpost it was love at first sight her voice is too good for my poor heart
>>583629254are these SCPs or what
>>583629089You people are crazy to me. How can one be bothered to keep track of all the things they "need" for a perfect run? To me that's just choosing to make yourself miserable over barely any reward
>>583629417Yes, schizophrenic crazy posters
is she hot though
>>583629254Just use the original list turdo
be nice...
>>583624820post your ass
do we have a list of the most universally beloved horses?I think Ace would be close to the top of it. Right next to Urara.
>>583629381understandable. glad to be of help
>>583629525The only way to not be miserable in GL is to not play at all.
ace on my face
>>583629576Making threads better is nice
>>583629525>hit minimum viable statline>get important core skills from inspos or chain events>like Swinging Maestro from Super Creek for CM20>get distance SIt's really not that much. Pretty much every run gets one from above, but rarely all together.
>>583629763Is it actually improving anything though?
wtf is this, when does it come out?
>>583629550literally made by umama and v to stir shit
will I get banned if I max the UI animation scale on Hachimi
>>583629676and that was the other ritualpost, I died
>>583629926no
>>583629953
>>583629880Only if everyone follows the list
>>583630007thankstime to run manual MANT on 20 minutes
>>583629584No
>>583629880It's pretty nice right now yeah
>>583629926What do you think?
umasumi
>>583630209good night bwo
My trainee asked what kind of swimsuit she should wear, and I told her that it didn't matter because I'm too fixated on her eyes. She hasn't said anything for a few hours now for some reason
>>583630209umasumi bwo
>>583630094you wont get banned because youll kill yourself first
>>583624820Just be white(passing) bwo
>>583630209Dobranoc
>>583630209schlaf gut
>>583629915Lovcen wit
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/DPONCg>https://jiggie.fun/DPONCghttps://jiggie.fun/DPONCg>https://jiggie.fun/DPONCghttps://jiggie.fun/DPONCg
>>583630259She's gone bad. You're gonna need to have her put down
obobas...
I don't even take a look at my stats in GL long runs anymore. I just base it on vibes, what tokens and songs I have, and if there's any fails and lowrolls
>>583629915secret event on Zenno Rob Roy
>>583630314I wish I could do that but my browness random pops out from time to time.
>>583630632Nothing wrong with being brown bro. It's all in your head
boo
>>583630712
supiki?
>>583629254Using Turbo for this is not kinda nice
>>583630712You mean "on your face"
SOON
>>583630806>played the entire classic year without her eventsgwo...
>>583630712Be honest with the guy.
>>583630979at that point i just wanted to see when she would appear
don't tell anyone but taking TB (tuberculosis) meds makes your skin have a brown sheen
>>583630806>Senior Year Late FebThis is why your trainer never touched you
11 hours and 58 minutes until JPN1 Japan Dirt Classic
>>583630712it's because of people like you we have retards like @VF>bro this shit is totally chocolate
post the teio ntr post
>>583630712>anon effortlessly triggers random racists
>>583631076>played TB (Trackblazer) all night and now I'm blackAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>583631076Depends on the person since I didn't have those when I had it two years ago. Goodluck anon, my lungs are permanently scarred from it. Can't fucking lift heavy weights anymore.
my skin...
>>583624560she's already filled with my sperm
Let it ride
maybe I'll do this one someday...
Luna is the cutest.
>>583631694I'm still missing the 1201 guts one, cba to do it.
>>583631694I'm only missing the guts one but don't feel like doing it
I'm white but spiritually brown
>>583631780>troona
>>583631780sex SEX sexsex SEX sexSEX sex SEXSEX sex SEX
>>583631825Every neicha poster is like that though.
>>583631694I just sent autorun with 6 guts/stam cards and stamped it out in one try each, even got MANTBlazer spark.
>>583631879good post
>>583631136cam on wonder dean
opinions?
Did anyone else watch that weird video Cafe posted?
>>583631805THE MACHIKANES ARE DEADNOOOOOOOOOOO
¿ɐɯɐɹp
>>583631136I will cheer for whoever is the fattest horse.
>>583632189I need the tea spilled, where is it
>>583632189He might have done it
>>583632227
I have never, EVER, had Light Hello appear later than junior year and am 100% sure that pics like >>583630806 is either retarded or purposely trolling.
>>583632294V hasn't logged in all day and probably overdosed
>>583632294Already cleaned it cutie
>>583632323fatco sexo
>>583632319>>583632363don't jinx it
>>583632332huh? it's not an uncommon thingmore common before they updated the date event rate back in unity. If you don't click her enough it happens. And it happens sometimes
>>583632189
>>583632323I think Falco should lay down the carbs and starrt a protein rich diet. I'll give her the meat and milk she needs.
>>583632189I won't even make fun of V anymore as I don't want to come down as low as that mongoloid with zero self-awareness. Let him shit up the threads, that's just a crazy man letting out his babbles so he won't go fully insane.
>>583632460Clicking her more than once does not matter I think
>>583632129
>>583632473
>>583632575>>583632460Old unity you needed to get the pals to a certain level gauge before they show up
>>583632535good curren postback to real club drama
>>583632645I'd eat that
>>583632575yeppers and sometimes you just get those runs where you get your first click on her on september or something
>>583622386Wow that brown @VF sure looks giga buffed. Must be buying alot of seriru's protein shakes
>>583632696it's ramen of course you would
>>583632706i thought that was her ass with a hole in the swimsuit showing her holes
*AHEM*fuck grand concert.
Karma finally struck back.
When does umamas club cooldown end
>>583633235in like 3 hours or so?
>>583633173
umama hate
>>583633235oh. i'm an employee and didn't even realize.rip robot.
>>583633458many are saying this
>>583632129Urara is a succubus
>>583633235>umamawho
>>583633395I don't wanna wait that long for the drama
>>583632907wait for sprintkino... this time for sure....
>>583633582they're going to /uma/ club. you're welcome
umama will save umatism and get them to rank A
>>583632645>real club dramaSuch as?
don't look at /uma/jp
>>583633637proof?
FAT FUCKS
>>583633806why are you here asking for drama if you don't read every single post ffs
>>583634052>she>her
>>583633942Allen didn't say anything about letting him join
Did you miss out on teenage love?
>>583634078yes, tachyon is female
>>583632593It's hard to make an anime girl ugly but they managed it with Shakur
>>583634079Well you're not in Allen's email cc
>>583634118lollmao
>>583634197I think Shakur is kinda cute in the "rough around the edges" sense. But I have a thing for mentally ill women
<Top 3 Great Horses to Win the Japan Dirt Classic> *Includes the race's predecessor, the Japan Dirt Derby<1> 2024: Forever YoungForever Young, winner of the 2024 Japan Dirt ClassicIn 2023, he achieved three consecutive victories—including a maiden race, the JBC Nisai Yushun, and the Zen-Nippon Nisai Yushun—securing a Jpn1 title. The following year (2024), he campaigned overseas, winning both the Saudi Derby and the UAE Derby, and put up a valiant effort to finish third in the Kentucky Derby, beaten by just a nose and another nose.For his first race of the autumn that year, he entered the Japan Dirt Classic, winning by a margin of 1 1/4 lengths over Mickie Fight to claim his second Jpn1 victory. In his next outing, he returned to the US and ran well to finish third in the Breeders' Cup Classic.In 2025, at age four, he won the Saudi Cup in February. In the autumn, he made a return bid for the Breeders' Cup Classic, becoming the first Japanese-trained horse in history to win the race. He was subsequently named the JRA Horse of the Year.This year, he successfully defended his Saudi Cup title and won the Jockey Club Gold Cup in the US for his first race of the autumn. He is currently being prepared for a repeat bid at the Breeders' Cup Classic.
>>583634213you can cc deez nuts
>>583634197sry meant to say ryan
>>583634213leak the emails
Stego cute.
Trying to force dramaposting past the 1st of the month is boring, talk about Rob Roy or CM or something.
>>583634118I wish I had cause my first love who took my virginity tore me to pieces
>>583634425Only if nonnies get uppity, I want this place to heal
>>583634427sofuckingTRUHOLY FUCKJP LOVE
Why is Curren having a conversation with Curren? Is she a fucking schizo?
>>583634429Dramaposting lasts until the 10th
>>583634425>>583633806One time spoonfeed>>583579743>>583620951
>>583634405<2> 2005: Kane HekiliKane Hekili, winner of the 2005 Japan Dirt DerbyStarting in the spring of 2005 when he was three years old, he reeled off four consecutive victories—the Tango Stakes, Unicorn Stakes, Japan Dirt Derby, and Derby Grand Prix—all with impressive performances. His Japan Dirt Derby win was particularly dominant; racing from a forward position, he clocked the fastest closing speed and pulled away to win by four lengths. That same year, he also won the Japan Cup Dirt in November and was named the JRA Award winner for Best Dirt Horse.He went on to win the February Stakes in 2006, but a bout of tendonitis sidelined him for over two years starting that summer. Upon his return, he won the Japan Cup Dirt in his second race back (2008) and followed up with a victory in the Tokyo Daishoten at year's end, securing the Best Dirt Horse title for the second time. The following year, he won the Kawasaki Kinen, bringing his total tally of G1 and Jpn1 victories to seven.
>>583634118No, and I still feel a bit guilt so many years later for being a bad person
>>583634672Why'd you do it to him? >>583634447
>>583634594<3> 2002 Gold AllureGold Allure, winner of the 2002 Japan Dirt DerbyHe made his debut on turf and won his second race; after switching to dirt, he won consecutive races in the "500-million-yen-and-under" class and the Tango Stakes. He returned to turf to put in a strong performance, finishing fifth in the Japanese Derby, before switching back to dirt to win the Japan Dirt Derby by a commanding seven-length margin. He was ridden by jockey Yutaka Take.Even after facing older horses, he won consecutive G1 races: the 2002 Tokyo Daishoten and the 2003 February Stakes. After retiring to stud, he sired numerous G1 winners, including Espoir City, Smart Falcon, Copano Rickey, Gold Dream, and Chrysoberyl.
>>583634197There are many ugly umas, Shakur isn't one of them.
>>583634581That's not Allen
>>583634118I was too focused on games to get a relationship
what the FUCK IS A HORSE!? SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>583634118i fingered a girl in the classroom back in college then i got a blowjob in the toiletsmissed on having sex with her because i didn't want to put on a rubberstill a virgin since that day because i never interacted with women again>>583633778okay i won't
>>583634784The leaked DM said they made up
>>583634784You're retarded
>>583634784where do all these currencreaturas come from and why curren
My brother is going to have his fourth child and he keep asking if I have a girlfriend yet. Shit.Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>583634779Name the ugly ones aside from Neicha, we all know that one
>>583634917tell him you're gay and he will stop asking
>>583634118I'm 31 and I've given up on ever being loved or loving myself
>>583634118yeadoes it count that I got my first gf at 22 and she was 19? probably not since college students are whores
>>583634836>i fingered a girl in the classroomturns out falco poster CAN be based>>583634917my HYPER horny brother has 4-5. never annoyed me by asking once. granted we barely have any direct contact, outside of the time I visit his GOD AWFUL home every few years, but we get along well these days so whatever.
The allenstein emails are NOT REAL!!!
>>583634917is being redpilled on foids bad for you?
>>583621602yeah this is why I believe in the "each V-sister has her own trainer" headcanon, hurts to see umas being sad, especially Xina.
>>583634813Neicha sexo.
>>583635008mambwo nyo...
>>583635073sure is for your love live
>>583635008I love you mambwo...
Girls that expose their belly buttons are WHORES!
I really like this chud
>>583635176Sexing Neisha.
>>583635338Good thing her belly button is covered.
>>583635340Will you make her week special?
>>583635340Everyone does cause she puts out for carrots
>>583635196love live mentioned
>>583634967Mejiro Bright Fine Motion Daring Heart Fuji Kiseki North Flight Victoire Pisa Loves Only You Sakura Laurel Dream Journey Buena Vista Dantsu Flame Vivlos Ines Fujin Cesario Yamanin Zephyr Furioso Win Variation Air Messiah Durandal Seeking the Pearl Zenno Rob Roy Hokko Tarumae North Flight Yukino Bijin Winning Ticket Special Week Admire Vega Mejiro Dober Mejro Ryan Biwa Hayahide
i like speechan more than i thought i would
I like drama because it means more sexy curren pics get posted
i like spechud more than any of you
testing bobo rev 3.0242413622424136224241362
>>583635463gosh.... don't be sayin' that...
>>583635538I believe you
>>583623513I just saw Tap jokingly slap one of her classmates' ass and at midnight she went into my dorm room to massage my balls, I can confirm.
>>583634594>>583634763>best dirt horse of japan>never competes outside of itare they scared or do they just not have the budget?
I HATE CURREN
>>583635593I'm sorry Yeppers, but mediocrity is the worst kind of bad.
Silence Suzuka is the ugliest Uma.
>>583635538I doubt you
>>583635463Stopped reading at Fine Motion holy fucking shit taste
>>583635463die
i didn't really like special week from s1 but i understand now why people like her after i did a few runs of playing her in uma
My nigga said Dober is ugly I know he's engagement farming
Reminder tomorrow starts the flatline period
umas that want their trainers to breed them ASAP?
>>583635876Fuji Kiseki
>>583635867Fuji Kiseki
>>583624185I don't mind the extra fat but I'm deeply offended that her breasts aren't biggerAlso I'd block the western "artist" who drew this because I feel they do worse than this
>>583635829Fuji Kiseki
>>583635563top runnershttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=I7Qe6AFbhkJzcAsXCzMbKMJA300585903005859030058590
>>583635728Truth hurts
>>583635867
Fuji Kiseki
>>583635867>>583635876Fuji Kiseki
>>583635926>>583636035proof?
>>583636127Cutie
>>583636074clotheshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=oKSq76kUu4fdjSRvAc4d7ASR521089035210890352108903
>>583635876Copano Rickey
When did Curren become the mascot of /uma/?
>>583635876Nishino Flower
>>583635876Not Rob Roy because she prefers anal.
>>583635684the entire thread is saying this
you would
>>583636476in 2048
>>583636186It came to me in a dream.
>>583635876Smart Falcon
>>583636570wrong general fucking retard
>>583636476for me it was the bounceslop
>>583636476I wish Curren was my mascot
>>5836363857336009473360094
>>583636524I would, but would she?
>>583636703oughhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=DJ_bXpYe3VDBtzbCSpaNnHQC
>>583636385>bobot wins by a noseKINO race
There are only 2 good curren dramasissies
ugh realised speechang needs 4 end sporksto the breeding room
>>583636810>to the breeding room
>>583636786
>>583636476>When
>>583636659Shart Falcon is supposed to compete with this?
>>583636814>#1Umama
>Dober needs 10 long sparks and a prayer that she hits one inspiration during careerI probably should have started on this parent further away from CM...
>>583636703chudding outhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=S0Qky74upKkat4O0aU4j2MQY97744048
Please don't forget about her...
>>583636476This is a Falco general
>>583637059keep hitting tab too many times while spamming the id and end up hitting post too early
>>583637098
The "other" general feels more like a Falco general, this general is much more willing to roll in the mud.
>>583637059inari is funnyhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=UO71gzIQIJjv6e-boYaN1GEf393475593934755939347559
>>583637063she needs a wedding alt
>>583637342To truly understand Umamusume, one must get a little dirty
My snacking has caught up with meTo the selectors you go
>>583637098yeah on opposite day
>>5836373486/9 last one i guess
I want Fuji Kiseki to gaslight me. Months and races go by, and eventually, I took my relationship with my trainee Fuji to ulterior heights. I can't remember most of what happened, except for the vulgar and unforgivable acts I've done to her: first, it was a passionate kiss; a drop of shame fell over my head. Then it was a handjob; I let myself go hard while I was staring at Fuji's handsome face, a face that I ruined with my libido and selfishness. And last Sunday, it was paizuri; I have never felt so disgusted with myself after I rained not only on Fuji's chest and face, but also, her precious race outfit. Every time I see my trainee, these memories refresh into my mind, and Fuji took notice of it. I reminded her about how wrong were the acts I've committed against her- hush. Fuji made a full stop to my train of depression with one index finger to my lips. "Everything's okay, Trainer-san". A weak line of understanding, but somehow when Fuji says it, my soul suddenly feels cleansed. My dam broke, and I burst into tears, hugging her like she was my childhood's teddy bear when I dreaded for the monsters below my bed. I'm sorry, Fuji. I'm so sorry, Fuji. I deeply apologize fo- Suddenly I feel my lips connecting with something. Now I'm feeling a tongue. I gasp for air. I desperately hark back. What. Fuji held my face with both palms and whispered at my ear. "You don't need to apologize for anything, for I have guided you in everything.", I froze. "I'm really sorry for making you feel like that, but, I couldn't avoid making you enter into a trance after you refused to take it to the next level." My bones turned into ice. Was everything I did to her... all her idea? Words refuse to come out of my mouth. Is this a prank? Fuji loves surprising me, but this is a whole another show. Ah... doesn't matter. After all, Fuji says it's okay. I relay my body to her for any sexual needs she wants to satisfy, I deserve it for being an awful trainer. +1 skill hint for Mystifying Murmur.
>>583637587Erotic uma...
>>583637342i go to /vm/a for actual discussion and come here to take a shit and leave whenever i'm bored
>>583637348present pockethttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_J32eCSsG0NqyGDY7DeBuQKR
>>583637832ACK
>>583637342If I get banned on my work wifi is it ban evasion if I post from my PC at home.Hypothetically speaking
>>583637679fuji would do this
Curren paizuri
>>583637750i looked there and it was multi day dead
>>583637714I prefer this gainax anime.
>>583637957you looked at /vmg/
Why Curren all of a sudden?
>>583637957Because everyone saying there's good discussion there is larping
>>583632332then you've been lucky. Simple as. She'll often show up Junior Year, but I've had any number of runs where she didn't show up until the Derby, a few where she didn't show until the Classic Arima Kinen, and one where she didn't show until the Osaka Hai.
game froze and i feel like its laughing at me
>>583634118I've never held hands with a girl who liked me back, so I guess so. Now I'm old.
Thoughts on breast expansion?
>>583637992you're right
Fuck checking hakuraku winrates man>my best bobot only has 33% WR>my 2nd ace that I was proud of didn't even get 20%>my other uma can't even get 10%fuck jewkaraku it just makes you depress
>>583638341i have 10 and 9 you'll be fine
>>583634967I know you were baiting (and so was that anon just spitballing random names to ragebait), but I honestly can't think of any. I don't particularly want to fuck Twin Turbo (inb4 gay), but I don't think she's ugly. Mejiro Ryan has a shitty haircut, but that's all. Air Shakur, Nishino, and Digitan don't really do it for me, but they're pretty easy on the eyes anyway.
>>583638341I think it's rather usefulyou can focus on your weaker umas and check how they progress against the top teams
updated data for last minute team makinglet rice remove your thinkinghttps://zizard.github.io/ricehero/
How does this hakuraku thing work and can I check my open CM girls?
>>583637750Amazing gameplay discussion on /vm/
>>583634917my brother just had his 4th, but knows I'm a degenerate goblin with no interest in marriage. I play with my nieces sometimes (6, 4, 2, and 6 weeks), that's fun. But I don't want to make any of my own.
Just quit two runs in a row during Junior Year
post something cool
>>583638341
>>583638709You should have finished those runs to generate fans for danchou
>>583638661/vm/a has too many melties and is /v/ coded but otherwise they remind me of old /uma/. That's why I go there every once in a while
>>583638736
>>583635876
>>583638661go to bed nigga don't you have work soon
>>583638661why are euros so insecure?
>>583638225I'm kinda into it
>>583638920I do shift work, don't have work in the morning
>>583635876Mejiro Dober
i dont get it
>>583635876Mayano Top Gun
/vm/a is /v/ coded/uma/ is /a/ codedSo I like /uma/ more
>>583639160>ceiling uma
/uma/ is /vt/coded
>>583639308stop the cap? when is umama going to get a model and start streaming
>>583639308they got their gacha game so they're out of /uma/
>>583639248what the fuck are you talking about
>>583639372umama's on a leash now and actually has to act reformed and ready
/uma/ is actually /d/-coded
>>583639372Umama is too cute to be a vtuber
>>583639491hot
>>583639491Are you sure that's not just him engaging in fetish material?
How do I upload my team on Hakuraku? Do I have to manually enter everything?
>>583639248my son is sex codedso i have sex with my son
>>583638764"Danchou" can kiss my assI AM FREE
>>583639660mambwo nyo...
>>583639491That won't change anything
>>583639529hand cam stream onegaishi
>>583639660
Falco needs 10 turf sparks and 1 sprint spark to be able to run CM21, right?I want her to run with my Curren but I've never used this birb other than maybe once for TT during MANT.
More like DanCHODE LMAO
>>583635682Kane Hekili got 5th in 2006 DWCUp until today's era, JP dirt horses barely achieved anything when they went overseasFalco? 10th in 2012 DWCEspoir City? 10th in 2010 BCCTranscend? 2nd in 2011 DWC (Victoire Pisa won this one), 13th in 2012 DWCTime SkipMarche Lorraine? 1st in 2021 BC Distaff, 6th in 2022 Saudi CupUshba Tesoro? 1st in 2023 DWC, 5th in 2023 BCC, 10th in 2024 BCC, 2nd in 2024 Saudi Cup, 3rd in 2025 Saudi Cup, 6th in 2025 DWCThen came he, "In the rolling meadows of Northern Farm a special foal named Forever Young was born. A child of the graceful Forever Darling and sired by the legendary Real Steel. A union of two legendary bloodlines, carrying the promise of greatness. As a yearling, he caught the eye of trainer Yoshito Yahagi at the JRHA Select Sale, selling for 98 million yen. "The earth shall be his canvas" Yahagi declared. Under the master trainer's guidance, the colt showed a natural talent for dirt racing. Undefeated as a 2YO he shone as a rising star. As Forever Young turned three Yahagi cast his gaze to the Middle East where the sands whispered of trials yet to come. Beneath the desert stars he completed the Derby double. First in Riyadh with a gallop that echoed like a hero's song. And then onto Dubai."1/2
>>583639837Bingo& if you are running her it would be best to make her a solo Front so she doesn't early proc her unique
>>583640027dont shay that...
>>583640120She would still early proc if there are other fronts I assume, but thanks.
>>583639409Not really. For one the extreme hate for AI pictures is /vt/ coded
>>583639871>Is that...bah gawd...tha-that's Teio's music!! Tokai Teio is entering the ring with a broken leg! A-and she has a chair!! Oh my God, King, Teio is beating McQueen senseless with a chair!! I-I can't look! God Almighty!! Someone please stop her!!! Why is this happening???!!!
>>583635682>>583640107"It was then in the world-famous Kentucky Derby that Forever Young's name resonated far and wide. Though narrowly defeated... his courage and determination were clear to see. Back in Japan he claimed the Dirt Classic and concluded the year triumphantly at the Tokyo Daishoten cementing his legacy as a champion. As Forever Young stepped into his fourth year the shadow of his father's legacy loomed large. Real Steel's greatest triumph came at 4YO when he claimed the G1 Dubai Turf. But Forever Young dreamt even bigger. With his eyes set on the World's Richest Horse Race. Back in Riyadh desert, under the silver glow of a February moon, a gallant champion stood in his way, the hero from Hong Kong, Romantic Warrior, bearer of untold riches, racing's sovereign of spoils... "the greatest challenge lies ahead" murmured the wise Mr Yahagi, his eyes gleaming with the knowledge of battles past. And so, the tale unfolded in a duel of destiny as the world watched in breathlesswonder......as the big two move through, Forever Young, Romantic Warrior and it's Romantic Warrior who finds most initially, Forever Young is trying to close and is beginning to do so. Romantic Warrior! Forever Young! A race for the ages! And Forever Young rounds off a terrific night...And thus, the legend was written - a race for the ages, a moment forever gilded in time. Where Forever Young not only honored his father, but surpassed him, proving that destiny belongs to the bold."https://youtu.be/C5Yb-2xEMzghttps://youtu.be/kzYG32RAVI8https://youtu.be/aSbmVooA7Lohttps://youtu.be/wD848csjW30https://youtu.be/ZMLg0saVlaYhttps://youtu.be/Mq4p9R8ZPiEhttps://youtu.be/OSbzzRIl0pE
If you have G sprint, is it possible to make her S sprint or is A max?
Have sex with umas.
>>583640474S sprint is possble.
So what exactly does the Runaway skill even do?I've made multiple Palmers now for this CM and have been testing them for this upcoming CM. And I'm baffled at how many times she loses the lead to regular Front Runners. I've tried overloading her Stamina(1000+ Stamina, 2 Gold recoveries), I've tried giving her the bare minimum recoveries to load up on more mid-race skills to keep her lead. And it still feels like some fucking random VBourbon will catch up from behind and get in front of her.
>>583640474S is possible but A is more realistic if you are gainfully employed
>>583640485Make me
>>583640547I need to lick that Palmer's belly.
>drama[-]>keiba[-]>mambwo[-]yep anything that is not related to the game gets filtered
bro wants an /uma/ with nothing
>>583635682>>583640107>>583640386That is from the animation that was a huge meme among japs btw, mostly due to the portrayal of Real Steel as "The Legendary Horse"https://www.mythstudio.co.uk/work/forever-young
>>583640485
>>583640149Delete
>>583640474Speaking of Sprint sparks god I wish Taishin had G Sprint instead of FMutation was not what God intended UnholyShe is a menace
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>583640787curren aint got alla dat
>>583640547the trick about big niges is to make them get as much lead as possible so dying doesn't matter
>>583635463>Victoire Pisa>Dream Journey >Zenno Rob RoyIt's like you're trying to piss me off.
>>583640656>>583640760Nothin'?!
>>583640979Dancho will skin me alive I still want to skip 5 days for the 50 rolls AAAAAAAA
>>583640979come join us in A mambwos, its comfy down here
>>583640547>So what exactly does the Runaway skill even do?Can't spot struggle with regular fronts, only other runaways (this often kills them)Insane early race speed modifierSlightly worse late race modifier>my runaway loses to frontsCrank up the early/midrace velocity skills and wit. You don't need as much stamina on palmer she's got a fucking recovery unique.
>>583639837>he has FalcoLUCKY BASTARDI keep praying she'll spook me but the odds of that now are 1 chance out of 3300. I may never get to run Falco and Curren (whom I have) together in a CM:{
Neicha is fun to bully but truthfully I'd ravage her
Which Ancient God did I please?
>>583641174This but Falco
>>583640979What a thrill
>>583641364>4feng shui
>>583641364>he posted this 7 will protect you
>>583641130I curse you to get spooked by Falco during the Kitawhite free pulls.And to not get Kitawhite unless you pity the banner.
>>583640656mambwo...
>>583641364>not activating hello on the 1st day she joins trainingsglue
>>583641364>clicking this will give you all bonds + 1 hint onlythe 1 hint limit is such dogshit
>>583641527devilish. Those terms are acceptable. I'm screenshotting your post for the Kitawhite pulls.
>>583641645>Suggesting I ever cheat on my wifeI will END you
>>583641650>the game chooses to give you a hint with someone with max friendship instead of the one you need to gain bond withevery time
>>583641645he's not using light hello bwo...
>>583640553Ok I'll borrow this and pray for my Rob Roy to get S sprint. Probably will run Rob Roy, Zephyr, Maruzensky.
Why are all our clubs dropping ranks like crazy? Wasn't half tp supposed to be a bad thing?
>>583641786pama wouldnt do this
>>583642114games dead bwo... we need a gigamerge NYOW
>>583641786canon
Yae
silly suzie
>>583642132All umas would get jealous of her husband having fun with another woman
>>583640553If you have turbo affinity, it's probably more doable. >t.has pretty shitty affinity because no dirts in legacies
>>583639653help
>>583638656
>>583639653you do some team trials and hope the spectator bots saw it and check back tomorrowyes its that bad
>>583642356Does Palmer not realize she's Helios's designated ugly friend?
what 3 umas do you hope spook you the most when you next umapull? For me it's>Falco>NyoperaO>Seeking the Pearl
>>583642668die fag
>>583641730ok GLUEtasan Black, Sweepy left you for a reason
>>583642602I think you need to install hachimi or run with someone who did? which is a third party thing. It scrapes the race data to show you exactly what happenedbut then you'd have to run it against other open leaguers, and open league minmaxers are basically guaranteed to win their finals so do they even need to run rooms?
>>583642668But Helios is the ugly friend?
>>583642668if this is ugly can't imagine what pretty isI mean goddamn
>>583642725>palma>hoguri>acute
>>583642874>>583642738>>583642356not sexynot attractivenot a good family to bind yourself tooshut up and STOP POSTING MY WIFE
>>583642668Gayest post this decade
>>583638656>>583642602hakuraku lets you view your race data and simulate races it uses https://github.com/ayaliz/horseACT#installation to export race data which is viewable in https://hakuraku.moe/racedatayou can simulate races in https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=lobby as well, but you'd have to input your umas manuallyit collects the teams from its users in the logs so you can load them by selecting the teams as well, but I'm not sure open league players use it as much
>>583642725normal spechiyonowodoto o
>>583642668If anything, Helios is the ugly friend. I remember thinking how hot Palmer is compared to her in S2.
>>583642668Wow I didn't even think of that.Paama....
>>583642757>>583642846>>583642874>>583643054They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>it's "pretend to like palmer" hours again
>>583643147Helios is a bombshell
i need this fat fuck now
Good night
Who's your workhorse?
>>583642668both are made for my dick
>>583642725Inari One alt, Palmer, Fujin
rae last stream before wedding
both helios and palmer are very very cute stop that
Helios is my daughter and I'm fucking her best friend, Palmer.
Talk shit get hit Heliosfaggot
>>583643363gwo I saw you post this on vm already
>>583643424Yanko mogs them both
>>583643363Finemo, but I glue them every day to not clutter my stables.
It's all jokes, about ten thousand people would choose palmer before even two look at helios
>>583643206>pretendingPalmer's great. It was a real wrench, picking between Christmas Palmer and VFujin. Fujin wound up being a bit cuter, so I picked her, but if Christmas Palmer had OG Palmer outfit, I would have picked her, instead.
sex seven with heliossex seven with pama
next op image please
nobody would choose palmer or helios when ryan mogs both of them
>>583643747Her tits ain't that big
>>583643206she's just asking me to impregnate her, isn't shevery well.......-sigh-
>>583643737If I don't get both yeah I'm taking Palmer first
Pulling for cards? Eww
>>583643678Yankomanko is too powerful, how did they design an uma to be so beautiful and so hot at the same time. If Sirius tells me to bark I might do it because it's funny, if Yanko tells me to bark I'm doing it because she makes me absolutely feral and I can't stop myself.I CAN'T BELIEVE I WILL ROLL FOR A FILTHY DIRTER IN THE FUTURE YANKO PLEASE DO WELL IN ARIMA AND GET GOOD TURF APTITUDE
beating the piece of shit Shakur with a stick
>>583643957If you don't mlb your oshi's cards then is she really your oshi?
>>583643815She is B84, which is the same size as Fuji Kiseki. Palmer is also H86 vs Fuji's H82. In conclusion: consider the following.
>>583644061Yes, because I'd rather get the uma to use on all cms than the card I won't use on my own oshi
>>583644096should have been racewear
i like jigging
>>583644023doto...
>>583644018Good boy
>>583644096>she's the same size as Fujiyou could be shitposting, but I don't see a reason to post such easily disprovable lies. Holy shit Palmer's amazing>that artit's fucking criminal that's not her alt. CRIMINAL
>>583644023Shakurtore...
One of the things that will never happenBono with Sixth Sense
>>583644130Then you're pulling on the best cards for your oshi yes?
wanko to yanko manko
>>583644018I love yankomanko's design but it's a crime how her 3d model's face looks without the glasses to distract you from the eye shape
>>583644397ObviouslyAnd all her formsAnd they all suckBut I'll make it workGuess who
wokka
>>583644529Happy Meek
vodka bootjob
>>583644609Obviously because she can't so boobjobs
>>583644529Machikanefukukitaru des
>>583644328It wouldn't be fair to the other Umas if this was Palmer's alt.
>>583644319I am drooling >>583644489I've seen some of 3D model swaps with other umas and it's whack, the glasses stay ON, or cyge updates the model on release
Does anyone have that tutorial to make lightweight webms?
>>583643351gn bestie
>>583644796What does she look like without glasses?
>>583644683vodka bootjob while daiwa watches from the chair
>>583644573uooohka
>>583644736TAKE THAT TASTE THE PAIN
>>583644736So that's why her latest hair jokes have been dryer?
it's time for stallions
>another ALMOST perfect run but no sp songs year 2This is so much fucking worse than MANT it's almost like they tried to kill the game on purpose
>>583645115
Every day, in every way,I train my umamusu
will you guys visit the yanko statue at the breeders cup?
>>583644734good fucking lord i need to paint that tummy white
>>583645580Yes and I'll send pictures
SOMEONE BAKE WHERE IS EVERYBODY BAKE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>583645632Can Teio not be a brat for 5 minutes?
they should get the rest of yanko's usa rivals as umas already so you can get the comedy of them being statues while also racing, especially our HERO chadnitude
>>583643363my wife
>>583645632i don't know how to bake...
>>583645632everybody swallowed by sleeve
How many hours left? And will there be a maint?
>>583645749It'll be a cold day in hell before Sovereignty and Magnitude are umas
Do you all want me to make a thread? Who should OP be?
>>583645938>>583645938>>583645938
>>5836458433no
>>58364584320no
>>5836458431yes
>>583620209rape
