>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99uyS9WCV38>The Moogle Treasure Trove - The First Hunt for Astronomy(Sep 9th - Oct 19th)https://sqex.to/PdvnY>FF14 X FF15 Collab (Sep 24th - Oct 13th)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/ffxv/8ghatq7szp/>Fall Guys Event(Oct 7th - Oct 27th)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/fallguys/>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• October 7, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Twin Peaks Season 3 >>583439819• October 8, 9:00 PM EST | Dynamis, Marilith, Empyreum W30 P42 | Yamato 2199 Meetup Finale >>582909668• October 16, 9:00 PM EST | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane W25 P49 | Trick-or-Treat Movie Night >>583612482• October 31, 5:30 PM EDT | Crystal, Balmung, Shirogane W24 P07 | Vampire Halloween Meetup >>583536958>Prev>>583606552
In this thread we will not talk about submissive faggy brown boys
Tuesday
>>583625772
if i fanta to small titties and i stop gtting (yous) im killing myself
Catgirls?
>>583625739we get it mark rudd
How are you spending the content drought until EC drops?
>>583625594your female lalafell looks very scared
post cinnamoroll fiddies!
>>583625893*pinches your cheek and pulls your ear*>>583625895It's because art imitates reality and im in a constant state of fear irl
>>583625840I *will* EB you if you do.
>>583625893Uwu
>>583625925>femlala player into DDLGthe jokes write themselves
>>583623525https://xivmodarchive.com/modid/105583Here's my C+ for the jaw/lip adjustments. You may need to modify it more yourself depending on race.
>>583625925
my moonie is burying her face in a femra's dirty clothes and huffing her femra musk
>>583626139nobody likes flat duskies you lie
>>583625873RAPE
>>583626351Do you want to play a game of scrabble rikka
>>583625772https://h.uguu.se/SLWLlaOA.jpgI sure do love femra tummy tuesdays
>>583626351Sis.....
>>583626360My dick throbbed, it's the truth.
>>583625925tranny abdlcore
>>583626484Nice itty bitties, need more flatras
Between Monk and Samurai which job does the highest damage in Bozja?
>>583626351embrace deez nuts faggy
>>583626351You are a woman You are a woman You are a woman You are a woman You are a woman You are a woman
Flatties are the best. (Pedos need not apply)
>>583626567Samurai for sure.
>>583626484HAVE MERCY
what about GALs (grown ass latinos)
>>583625772I post it again
I kinda miss the party boat, it looked cool.
>>583626759Depends if you’re American or not
>>583625893Well, I still gotta do some OC and finish my relic weapon. But once I'm done with that, I'm going to move on to Onimusha, FF7R2, and FFR. Not sure what order. Depends on when I finish my weapon and OC.
>>583626759b-b-back that ass up
>>583625772Here you go I guess
>>583626732>Futaick
>>583626820wife
>>583625772>>583625847
dannybros..................
>>583626732I'm gonna jerk of too futabu tonight in honor of this post. Thanks anon.
>>583625893rank 1 beastmaster
>>583626984Saved
>>583625823My scale and spine covered tail? That can’t be pleasant at all.
Femezen!
>>583626984sexo cat
https://poal.me/5f77pkhttps://poal.me/5f77pkhttps://poal.me/5f77pk
They were a little bit lonely.
>>583626759>what about GALs>(grown ass latinos)I saw a webm on /gif/ a few times but not in years now where an older manly hispanic guy is fucking a younger, smaller twinky hispanic guy and the bottom is sobbing and begging him not to cum inside, to pull out and the top is like "No way! No Way!" in Spanish or whatever and he's just pinning him up against the wall forcefully breeding him.
can beast master be automated yet
>>583627187Schizo!
>>583626495NOW I'VE LOST IT I KNOW I CAN KILL>>583626446>>583626646>>583626598do not mistaken me for that loser ever again, i'll forgive you this once
>>583626360elezen look like shit without fat tits and ass
>>583627348Reverse the positions and that would have been peak
>>583627349yes, or so I've been told
>>583627187it hurts right here doc, deep in the chest...
>>583627270fat cat my beloved......
>>583625893Outside of the DT relic quest im trying catch up with crafter and gatherer quests and maxing them out
>>583627248my friend's yard
>>583627270You are so good at drawing erotic legs and feet I am rock hard
Has L'fah really been in the threads lately?
>>583627270Silence
>>583627187diapertranny kanchelle back for another crashout?? finna dox someone over erp today?
>>583627270do they like vidya?
>>583625893Grinding current and old relics, leveling up all jobs on my cat.
>>583627548>erotic legs>they look like this
>>583627435Homo
>>583627559No, elk schizoed him out for years.
>>583627584Don't smack the draw anon.....
>>583626371/bonk
>>583627668where did you find this xray of my femlala
>>583626261>>583626309amazing fiddies
>>583627348wish my fiddie has this..
help i cant launch my game
>>583625893Levelling RPR so I can play Evercold as one. It's a pretty boring job so far, Evolved Mode can't come soon enough.
>>583625893finishing the artifact weapon, maaaybe doing beastmaster, and probably xivg meetupsJanuary is really not that far away, I'm already calendaring work stuff on post-EC dates...
>>583626820>>583626824>>583626874>>583626984
>>583627748l’etain was the one schizoing elk and he was back a month ago
>>583627829evolved mode is going to make it even more boring...
>>583627762I said SILENCE.
>>583627867So pretty
>>583625893Finish up some wing farms, complete the final relic step, and gpose!
>>583627748Administering antidotes for poison isn't schizoing.
>>583627886>>583628032sure nigga
>>583627816install linux
>>583627187The tip of my dick hurts and needs kisses from this femezen
>>583625893Forever, BST leaderboard, and getting my last few jobs to 100
>>583627891Nope.Evolved Mode Paladin actually looks fun to play, whereas currently it's a boring as fuck job like most jobs. Evolved mode is going to allow them to introduce more dynamic job design to spice up encounters. The way things are now, you do the same dance every. single. fight. and any variation or interruption is bad and fucks you over majorly. Evolved is gonna let you adapt on the fly and keep your damage up a lot easier.
>>583628031/icecream
>>583628130post her horsecock pls
WINNERS AND LOSERS OF EVOLVED MODE???
>>583626213we have lala cinnamorolls too
>>583628281how are we supposed to know?
>>583628281white mages losing
>>583625893Dawntrail msq, OC, BST, and Shinryu. I might start BST today and I’m almost done with the base expansion msq
Make Normal Raids and Alliance Raids MANDATORY and I'm NOT kidding.Sick of STILL getting nothing but Crystal Tower 9/10 roulettes.
>>583628216/hug/icecream
>>583627187It's kinda funny how you keep doubling down on thread presence when a good majority of the thread population doesn't likes you
spending another $40 CAD to renew my houses for 2 months even though I literally haven't played since EW first post patch.... (static completely killed ANY love I had for the game)
>>583627135
>583628291
REMOVE alliance raids from the game and stop making new ones im NOT kidding
>>583625893progging kefka
Make all content mandatoryNormal raidsTreasure mapsForaysAlliance raidsExtreme trialsSavage raidsUltimate raids
>>583625772#TPT
>>583628281winners: every job i didn't vibe with mechanicallylosers: every job i did vibe with mechanically
>>583628573You forgot Big Fishing
>>583628281Warrior. OT memes aside, two-off tanks will either be bis, or the off-tank thing they are going for will be patched out by 8.3. That said, meta will be Bastion and GNB/DRK.
Make Feast of Famine mandatory before it allows you to continue into HW
>>583627940thank you!
>>583628614>>583628241*cums*
i don't want instanced housing but the housing lottery is way worse than the system we had before. why the fuck do people say otherwise. lottery system is awful
Got back home awhile ago, decided to try out some new gloves as part of my usual duds. Think I'll know out the minimog real quick and collect my mid and then continue gposing.https://youtu.be/krCD_vUE6EI
>>583628031qt
>>583628614*pokes cheeks*
>>583628614Me after going on a losing streak in cc:
>>583628757how can you say that if you were around for the autoclicker era?
>>583628757you liked people being able to use autoclickers to buy the house? the lottery system is the most fair thats why people like it
>>583628614*pokes tummy*
Before you can progress the main story scenario You must complete Beyond the Lifestream: Entrance v4 (Savage)
>>583625839Why did she develop such a large ass? Is this the power of red magic?
>>583628081okay l'fag nobody likes your self righteouss self centered tranny ass
>>583628431How about the crimson set, though? It kicks ass.
>>583628081>>583628942
>>583628942uh oh elk melty
How do you think im doing/furrow
>>583628862>>583628875Feels good wining my house by just spamming 0 manually to beat bots
>>583628281Winners: the main tanksLosers: off tanks with main character syndrome>>583628812^///^
>>583628710based
>>583629269*cums harder*
>>583625893I only login for my houses+subs. Playing WoW Forever until Evercold.
>>583628862>>583628875unironically better because at least you can save enough money to buy a house. also jesus christ it was like 2023 if you didn't know how to bot, get fucked stupid. but i was talking more on when you see a plot you can buy it right off the bat.
>>583625772Oh hey I have an excuse to post this.
>>583629398Please make another BBC set please…the last one was so hot…
>>583629398Don't knock it til' you try it the low res fish tastes good
>>583629539>the maliddie schizo is l'fah
>>583629205>>583629471sigh...people really can't be trusted to recognize good from bad.
>>583625739
>>583625893I left basically the second I finished 7.0 so I have plenty of catching up to do. Roulettes, dailies, MSQ, unlocking raids and trials, BST stuff, maybe try and luck into a small on Jenova before everyone rushes back.
>>583626820
I think evolved mode will flop big time unless it goes full XIVcombo
>>583629094No, since the Sharlayan fountain era
>>583625739BAAAAAASED
>>583629376save some cum for the rest of the tummy posters anon!
>>583629206>tfw off tank that likes off tankingI see it all as a win. It's my bro tank, not my co tank.
>>583629471>but i was talking more on when you see a plot you can buy it right off the bat.so like 9 years ago?
when are they showing off more of evolved mode? they said they were going to do a long stream showing every job's changes
>>583627508What if we both huddled underneath it and both were holding onto the leaf and our hands touched?
>>583629660I expect there to be issues when it first drops but if they stick to this system of combat given enough time I think it'll be good guaranteed it will be better
>>583629658>>583629489*cums even harder*>>583629742I would but...tummy.*cums*
Femlala like this for my highlander?
>>583629471>also jesus christ it was like 2023 if you didn't know how to bot, get fucked stupid.>>583629205>Feels good wining my house by just spamming 0 manually to beat botsI'm glad retards like you continue to get fucked in the ass in the course of life.>heh heh I'm not owned I'm not owned heh heh, yeah you're fucking me up the ass but I'm not owned heh heh
>>583629930literally any lalafell they are all sex crazed
Who is failing these males
>>583629471I got my old house the old way without botting. I got that shit through straight divine intervention. >clicked the placard all evening while friends hung around me keeping me company>give up super late>go to bed>wake up randomly in the middle of the night and go to check>click and buy the second a male Hroth runs up to me >it didn't even process that I got it until after he ran off
>>583629998It's too long of a story...
>>583629930This but for my femroe.
>>583629825There’s no panel for it at fanfest so probably like a week or two before EC
>>583629930but you're going to die
>>583629998their fathers or lack thereof
>>583629897Perhaps, but at least at launch, it's going to be this weird middle ground where the condensing wasn't enough, and what SE condenses/combines won't be popular.
>>583629991Mine isn't
>>583629998their dads and society at large
Jigglecakes wya?
>>583630123it is not nice to lie
>>583630057aw manI was hopeful that they'd do it before fanfest but it's getting too close now
Just post your femra already
>>583630172I'm not lying!
>>583630221My bros would roast me.
>>583630195how many times your characters got pregnant in the course of your time here?
>>583630221
>>583630221I wish I had one
>>583628794
guess that retard's 3 days vacation is over
>>583630061I am ready to put my life on the line
My femra has been having these weird thoughts lately…
>>583630320Take your sissy pink dress off then young bull
>>583630221Okay, she's kinda big though
When the fuck is the pre-order for the collectors anyway
>>583630398no it's not real now fuck off
my sunnie is like this
>>583630353Hello what are your thoughts on ishgardian women with dongs
>>583630445GIANT FEMRAVERSUS
>>583630249*pinches ur cheeks*
>>583630398Drinking your own load is kinda gay man
>>583629998My catboy thinks the world fails these people
>>583630481Knotted.
>>583630221she isn't well dressed yet, wait until the next thread.
>>583630515GIANT MOONIE
>>583629398/pet /pet
my lalaboy is now going to bed, goodnight..
>>583630398Just kneel for the lalaboy. You'll get paid in the end.
>>583630481how big is the gock
>>583630676suck my dick fag
>>583630676does your lalaboy have nails like that
does anyone wanna uhh bwuhhhh uhhhhhh guhhh
>>583630478okay but when I walk away, I better not hear you say, “please, oh femra don’t go”
>>583630676*flips you off*/punt
>>583630445so shrink her back down
>>583630676transition
>>583630676that’s a shota hyur, lalaboys are fat manlets
>>583630676Please sleep well!
>>583630764Okay. Still at 200 height though
>>583630775anon, I got news for you...
>>583630676That boy has tits
>>583630758SEX SEX SEX SEXYOU ARE YOUR FEMRA
>>583627668don't tell me you don't want to sink your teeth in a lala thigh
>>583630730hey....
>>583625772>>583630221Two of them?!?https://d.uguu.se/FeLSpZWb.png
>>583630221this is me femrar
>>583630676sauce?
>sad failcels sit around waiting to troll ebins all day>do a bad job when they show upi yearn for 2004
>>583630739I won't. I'm into elves.
You will never be your femra
>>583630918Things anon will never say to me…
>>583629930Femezen like this?
>>583628710>>583628812>>583628885guys....................................>>583628854well. to pvp is to go to hell. so maybe you should stop going to hell. not that i can say much on that though. maybe i shouldn't give advice ..>>583630221Okay!
>>583631006Goddamn unc, I wasn't even born back then
>>583625893I've embarked on the futile and unfulfilling quest to gather all Triple Triad Cards.
>>583630491They’re cool.
>>583631094How much do you love the triple triad music now
>>583630956no thanks
>>583630758Dylm
>>583630958hi wahts up
>>583631006who are you quoting?
Is Tzera back? I need to cum on her tits
>>583630965>>583631117*cums*All right, I'm fresh out. These drained me dry.
>>583631172Actually it's quite good, but almost all cards I need are from EW duties. It's funny how there are cards that aren't obtainable from TT and are also total shit.
>>583631183no
>>583629930My tiny little white chode couldn’t even make it halfway through those cheeks…she needs a HighlanderBVLL BBC…
my femmyzen eats femlala ass for dinner
>>583631269>what is greentexting
>>583631254nm, u?
My trannyra pulls this secret move before posting hand pics to the 'cord
>>583631008based elf enjoyer
>>583631520I saw this on my timeline this morning too sis.
>>583631520Post trannyra princess
is there a plugin to highlight a particular name to pick them out in a crowd?
>>583631520I have wrinkly ass hands so this wouldn't work anyways, not that I would do such a thing in the first place
>>583631660why are you stalking me
>>583630862A 200 height femra is still only like 5'6..
>>583631520ever since seeing poyos hands ill never criticize a trannys hands again
>>583631660Kinda, Wholist
>>583630727yes, he actually does>>583630742bro.. my night of sleep..>>583630837thank you thank you /ebow /ebow>>583630995https://x.com/pakosun/status/2101635916058214880
Did you know male skin is attached to the sub layers in a criss cross pattern? This provides enhanced strength and resilience against injury, compared to female skin which is attached in a perpedicular manner. This is partly why female skin is so soft and male skin so rough in comparison.
>>583631789>bro.. my night of sleep..*sells/rents the place next to you to a drummer*/punt
Gonna mannoroth's grip my penis tonight to black coded catgirls femras and vieras without penises while getting drunk, I wish we had some here for me to rape wife post but they're all futas or white
>>583631863damn im basically wolverine
I don't want to be just another tranny...
>>583631006i do a great job but im retired from administering chemo
>>583631715trying to cockwatch since you won't let me>>583631762that works, yeah
>>583630620>>583630705futa is cringe so no
>Went to bed at 4am>Woke up at 6am with stabbing pains in my gut (I just needed to shit real bad)>Slept until 2pm>It's now midnight>Could go to sleep even though I'm not tired and won't be until 6am>Or I could try to stay up all night and then be fucked all day tomorrowThe NEET faces many tribulations in life...
>>583631092I mean, you like getting beat up too right? Same feeling with cc, except I like winning sometimes
>>583632087stop playing XIV then
>>583632209If you're a neet who cares about staying up all night?
>>583632087Just post your femra when you say this and you could have a boyfriend so easilyThis thread is 50% chasers
>>583632087You can be my t- What? Did you really think "I" would want YOU? Hahaha, so pathetic. As if I'd ever date a tranny. *spits on your face* Get lost, freak.
>>583632087would you rather be just another GAM?only you get to decide how stereotypical you want to be
I'm going to be ruining alliance raid queue on crystal in about an hour to do Crystal Tower on my alt, gomem...
>>583632208>futa is cringe>im just a GAM who loves spreading their e-pussy insteadYou guys are weird
post xiv or xivg related memes
>>583632269Doing chores at night isn't comfy, I'd rather wake up in the morning, get shit done and relax in the evening before bed. >Just do your chores during the dayIt takes me like 2 hours just to wake up from waking up.
anonwhat's goin on big guy?you just tripped my EB
>>583632208I've got two males with knots, you will be tied.
Are twitter femoids still malding over men wanting to fuck the hebe EC cat?
>>583632424
futa (penis and vagooner, clitdick, full package) is based and bitranny (penis balls and taint) is cringe and also gacchimaxxed leather hard gay
>>583632610I'm based
>>583632443It sounds to me like what you want is to sleep earlier and better than usual. Add some physical or mental stimulation to your day like crosswords or stretches.
https://poal.me/gf8e1vhttps://poal.me/gf8e1vhttps://poal.me/gf8e1vhttps://poal.me/gf8e1vhttps://poal.me/gf8e1v
>>583632610You are a bottomAnd a fag
>>583632703On Sunday when I was interval training.
>>583632610You don't get to have both a dick and a clit. Pick a side nigga.
We don't run, it's undignified.
>all the hot pedos got schizo'd on twitterwhere do i even find new ones
Do you guys not run full speed around the house when you want to get to the kitchen/bathroom etc
>>583632792That’s not what clitdick means, retarded tranny. It’s Bible Black era futa where the clit grows to penis size.
>>583632703I like running and working out
>>583632703Yesterday. I was feeling a bit manic and anxious so I did some sprints.
>>583632854i don't
>>583632883The classic
>>583632703I don't sprint I run longer distance four times a week...
>>583632854Are you 5 years old? You walk, why are you sprinting around the house disturbing your family/neighbours and risking breaking your neck?
>>583632610Strapons are far superior and straight
>>583632883oh sorry didn't realize I was speaking to a bible black expert. kek, nigga please.
is there a good clitdick mod? I'm stuck with dick and balls and vagoo rn
>>583627591>>583628453I think it's just a handful of obsessed schizos who have a problem with him these days, actually.
>>583632810and your brother, whatever happened there
My sunnie is like this
>>583633031>tranny shit>goodlollmao
>>583632291Not every tranny yearn post is a femra.
feels good to not be [BUZZWORD]
It could always be worse.
>>583633127same
to be honest, if my femra was 30 feet tall, she would slap people around like that too
>>583633152Why would you not play a femra if you're a trannyWe have signals for a reason
>>583630353femra like this thats into men
>>583632087You could be my crown princess..
>>583630676wish I could paint my nails like that...
My femezen's balls are full. Who's going to milk them?
>>583633295>femezen's ballsyou have no balls, bitch
My femhroth is like this
>>583633352Come taste my ballsweat nigga.
>>583633295My femroe, through pounding your femezen's prostate.
I learned how to burrito properly. My mistake before was thinking I was folding an envelope, but it's more like making a pocket and and scooping the food into it, compressing, and scooping until you can fold over the flap and roll it shut.
>>583633249Nigga that femra IS.
This underwater section SUCKS
nobody answered my question
>>583633464>three foids huddled together with hands on each other>troon off to the side trying to awkwardly hoverhand and act like he's part of the troupe>closest foid to him is visibly turning away and shrinking away from him
>>583633585Amazing
>>583633045I don't really consider myself a schizo since I don't really attack him like some do (like the collage posted every other thread, or insulting him, etc) but he is hands down one of the few people I would unironically warn any new person coming to these threads to not interact with.
>>583629634saved
>>583633642>tranny>didn't even notice>too busy staring at the other 3>never even noticed the bikini top let alone Shrek in the trees
>>583633485>Comeno>taste myno>ballsweatyou have none>niggaNeither of us are black, thankfully
>>583633585MR. ADVERTISER! GET DOOOOOOWN!
>>583633287why cant you...
Odd resident evil movieEvens primetime movie0 keep playing this fuckass game
>>583633813My fictional elf woman has a set of testicles bro
Sometimes you can just tell someone is a cunt.
>>583633295>>583633490Futrannies are repulsive
>>583633287just do it...
>>583633893i liked the RE movie a lot
>>583625772Tummy Tuesday?
>>583633893RE movie was real good
>>583634000She looks like she belongs in an ntr phone game?
hagposters...
>>583634009not you
>>583633893No idea why two people just insinuated that the RE movie was good, it was dogshit and exposed Creggar for a fraud.
>>583625925My sunnie is a pompompurin's butthole sunnie
>>583634009yes you
>>583633838you know...
>>583633918nope, if I found your character in-game, you'd have no balls
i love my little mushroom man!!!are there any other pets as cute (or cuter) as him that i should get
>>583634113better than the Paul Anderson ones
>futrannies are repulsive>brb gotta jerk off to the most grotesque nigger cock images in existence
>>583634131what does that look like
>>583634152i dont know... and that's not an answer as to why you cant...
Go on little fella, look at him go...
>>583633295does she like sunnies?>>583633918may I see them?
>>583634194Yeah I'm sure it's better than tantric CBT too, doesn't mean it's worth subjecting yourself to.
>>583634201Someone that doesn't like futrannies isn't going to like dick anon
>>583634113RE was a cash grab to fund his passion project about the invisible dog>>583634071Sorry I missed your call, let me dial you back on my rotary phone
>>583634001>>583634048Time to get fleeced for snacks
>>583634317Clearly you've never met the gays.
>>583634317>women don't like dick
>>583625772I'll post mine too.
>>583634286I mean yea, but it wasnt ABYSMALLY bad, you could watch it from start to end without being bored, not all movies gotta be bangers
>>583634201>futranny cope
>>583634434It's not worth the time it consumes on your second monitor.
>>583633127>>583633212bigger
>>583633636what's your question again?
What should I draw next?
>>583634056What an odd thing to say.
>>583634113I liked it a lot. >>583634338I didn't buy any, or even a drink. Didn't sneak in any either.
>>583634517Axolotl Eft
>>583625925You know since we're getting crossovers with baby's first block buster rental anime and the worse FF they should give us a sanrio cross over.
>>583634372>>583634402AddendumA straight man that does not like futrannies is not going to like dick
>>583634372I once saw them kvetching in /y/ over a single feminine male thread. Fags do not like women having dicks or men who look like women. So much so that they cry about it whenever they can.
>>583634517me, never got a drawing of my character so please do the honors
>>583634190you're cute
>>583633797>>583633464Lmao like look how obvious he looksJust a reminder to anyone considering ITT: this is what you look like to everyone else. You just look like a pervert.
>>583634628this nigga browses the yaoi board and doesn't think hes one of the fags
>>583634608Sure anonny. You're straight. That's why you browse the gayest website in existence policing what other people find sexy.
>>583634517one of our femras
>>583634327*licks your tummy*
>>583634403YesYES
>>583634570couldnt be me, the popcorn is half the reason i still go to the movies
>>583634190tortle
>>583634747>policingI'm just saying I find people's tranny fetish gross anon
>>583633935I'm too biased for catgirls. I like her already.
>>583634716I was linked to it because it was making waves. I don't care for faggotry but I did find it interesting that faggots apparently don't like feminine men.
>>583634517Fat Hroth and Batz fighting over a box of Stouffer's lasagna.
>You can stand in the lava?>Let me tr-...
>>583634954Think Fat Hroth would win by virtue of just eating them both
>>583634973True chads tank in the lava.
>>583634572>>583634629Sorry, I don't know what those would be.>>583634759Maybe. I did done do one.
>>583634608wrong
KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI https://litter.catbox.moe/iomg0t.jpg
>>583630221sure!
>>583634973If I get LotA as a healer I often just stand in the lava for the whole fight during Plegethon or that room.
>>583635097No
>>583634886whatever you say homo
>>583633283If only I'd take the first step...
>>583634834you've probably made like 20k >futranny posts by this point niggaget a hobby
>>583634517Capybara
>>583630730if you wanna do FL im about to do it on aether
>>583625925Kyoppi aesthetic
>>583635212I'm allowed to call a dog shit tranny fetish gross as much as I want anon
>>583635184alright now i know you're gay 100%
>>583633659that sounds like schizo behavior to me
Now that the crust has settled. What went wrong?
>>583635104okay but do the guys who make modbeasts with pitch black necktats and famine victim cheekbones and gauge earrings like this?
>>583626484Did your dad jerk you off to this one?
>>583635373Patches too formulaic
>>583635348you really got me there guy who admitted browsing the gay porn board
>>583635332then I'm allowed to post about my sweaty nutsack, which you can suck on btw
>>583635373Wuk Lamat
The foolproof guide to getting an EB.
>>583635475Not really interested anonI don't erp and I'm not gay
>>583630221As you command.
>>583634402Women don't like trannies and futas, though they pretend to sometimes to avoid physical or social abuse.
>>583635373Woke LaMutt
>>583635553LOL
>>583635456if reading one /y/ thread for comedy makes you gay then browsing pol makes you a neo nazi. either way i'm convinced you're a faggot
>>583630221Ra deployed.
>>583630515FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM
my sunnie loves getting drained by moonies
>>583634552I'm not wrong though.
>>583635525>step 7All that just to say it's impossible at the very end
>>583635373square enix is one of the top retarded companieswho in their right mind says "what if we made the game less of a video game? what if less playing input? what if push further to muh melodramatic story? what if w do the exact same shit that we have been doing for over ten years but paint it pink?" and thinks its a good idea, porn is the only thing keeping this game up at this point, same as overwatch
>>583635650How do they drain you?
>>583627187How many more people are you gonna dox over tank earrings in Evercold Kanchelle?
>>583635543>heterotranny cope
>>583635694No one sane plays FFXIV for its dogshit combat gameplay, so any change is an automatic improvement.
>>583635525Step 8: GOOMBA GOT BACK!
>>583635197The royal welcome awaits you when you do.. /bow
>>583635525It's easier to learn how to make a homunculus
>>583635525my femlala doesnt want to be reminded of gaijingoomba
>>583635797Crack is whack.
>>583635629Where can I get a ra like this?
>>583635650word
>>583635841fuck you chud!! DIE!!!!!*i try to punch him in the face but my hand slips off and swings back around and i punch myself*
>>583630353>>583630445>>583630574>>583630758>>583630908>>583630965>>583630969>>583631092>>583631117Good Bambi
evens 54 year old moonie hagodds 54 year old moonie hag (male)0 oiled up highlander
>>583634676no you :)>>583634821oh my GOD where do i get him
>>583635714still makes me chuckle how proudly and readily he always admits to that and acts like its normal
>>583635976Let's see the ruexb scaled hag.
>>583633249Hey
>>583635972just call me a sissy man, thats better than being called whatever that is
>>583635525Goombette like this for my tiny troll?
>>583635709with their holes
>>583636028antisocial narcissists... in MY xivg? more likely than ya think
XIV players: “Give me more things to actually do.”square enix: “Okay, here's a 47-minute cutscene.”
>>583635917I see femr4 on PRIMAL fairly often so you can start there anon.
>>583636067That miera definitely takes it in the ass.
>>583636017He's the Tipping Tortoise and he's a drop from the occult crescent but you can buy him from the market board.
>>583636067biofemra?
>>583636140I play on AETHER, is it over for me???
>>583635972What does that even mean?
>>583636067fav males?
>>583635969that hair ain't it
>>583635650hi! asl?
>>583635282raid time gomen
How do we save FFXIV?Simple. You add more sociopath DILFS. Emet Selch, Zenos, Nidhogg, DILFS drive FFXIV sub numbers.
>>583635525buy an ad
>>583636206Surely not all of the femra on Aether are F1s and Fishra...
>>583635969Bigger
>>583636250is this shinku or rikka
>>583636250eww not you
>>583636132No you don’t get it Wuk Lamat had to spend 2 hours fucking around a zone to get spat on by an alpaca and learn the meaning of friendship(?)>>583636297Most of them are Corollas…
>>583635972my moonie listens to bambi sleep every night after her adventures in eorzea
>>583625772have a low effort one
>>583636289You think I'm shilling Gaijin Goomba in 2026?
>>583636275noevil womenzenos should have been a girl same with graha i hate this gay shit
>>583636357Rikka's used goods
https://poal.me/9ubjithttps://poal.me/9ubjithttps://poal.me/9ubjithttps://poal.me/9ubjithttps://poal.me/9ubjit
>>583636084Sounds fun...
My femra is like this
>>583636451
>>583636132Here's a zone where you do the same 10 fates on repeat. Have fun!
>>583636357sekira!>>583636365oh....ok...
>>583636451korkana ass poal
>>583636451We don't have to poal everything
>>583632541i don't like males too. :)
>>583636426Sorry buddy, this isn't that kind of game, this is a game for failed males to fag out over father figures.
>>583636168I don't recall taking any screenshots like that when he was my previous fanta>>583636205no>>583636226uhhbunboysmaleracatboysmidlandersmalezenbut I don't hate any of them by default.
>>583636461it was...
>>583636451I'd rather bleach my eyes thank you.
>>583635746That really bothers you huh?
>>583636451korbo post
The gays need to be outed from FFXIV if this game is to survive.
>>583636578:(
>>583636441>>583636546nvm i have no idea who that is
>>583636667Motherfucker they're the pillar
Why is it so hard to find a genuine failmale into men hereThey're all just autogynephiles hanging onto their masculine sexuality
/xivg/gers when a REAL freak shows up:>...>...>...>We were just being ironic...>Y-You're scaring us...
>>583634190My flatty femra queen I missed you mwuah mwuah mwuah
>>583636707If the game is nothing without the gays, maybe the game shouldn't exist
>>583636704he got groomed by rikka and a day later ghosted.tarnished forever.
>>583636619I'm in one of those moods now...
>>583636652That's what you post so often I recognize you by it. You're pretty much as bad as autistic avatarfaggots.
>>583636667If we retroactively removed gays from this game it would have died mid stormblood
>>583636250pretty cat
>>583636708Outing yourself publicly only invites 24/7 sexual attention from that point onwards so it's better to not.
>>583636803Post your moonie
>>583636748Yet here you are...
>>583636805Okay? I'm really only posting it in response to people and their gross fetish man
>>583635553>Women don't like trannies and futasmy malezen's biofem says trannies and balls are gross but og futa is hot
Does the vendor NPC that sells the Regalia goes away after the event ends?Can I do the event quest and farm MGP for a few months to get the car in like a month or so? I have 5000 MGP... and I'm on free trial
>>583636925I am not gay. You are gay.
>>583636717Who was the real freak?
>>583636317
>>583636963Which npc sells it?
Once EC is out I'm gonna start genociding au ra with impunity
>>583636963yes regalia is always limited time if you miss it now you're waiting a few years at least>>583636708most of them are dodging chasers
>>583636708If you want a real answer: I’m not attracted to male bodies. Never have been never was, but i do like dicks. This makes it so that any erp, eb, etc id ever been interested in requires a fem ava. I am impartial to what’s below though since I like both + and -. If I’m going to go full agp mode then id rather it be for a cute girl(ava), it is really that simple.But to answer your question, I’m not attracted to your body irl(and that’s fine).
Guy who's been seeing a lot of sprout tanks lately:Been seeing a lot of sprout tanks lately.
Imagine........
>>583637029Honbeast is trying to imply it's him.
>dungeon cutsene ends>the other male in the party chirps up>"well what do we think lady characters?">crickets for a few minutes until I swoop in to save the day>"well I think your dude looks cool"I got you homie
>>583637176Been seeing a lot of sprout tanks lately.
>>583636882>>583637146this is why I will never say I bottom in the thread
>>583636842feelin’ kinda gay for this moonie desu
sunnies are sometimes alright, we can forgive them for being such fools
>>583637156>I’m not attracted to male bodies. Never have been never was, but i do like dicksNow THIS is repressed homosexuality.That accusation gets thrown around willy nilly, but this is unironically what a self-hating homosexual looks like.
>>583637247Same.
............
>>583637284my sunnie wants you to hop on alliance
>>583637317Some people I think are just happier in denial
>>583637156>I'm not attracted to male bodies. But I like male genitalia, exclusive to male bodies.Stop making futa fans look bad, you're bisexual and prefer femininity you're not straight.
>>583635972Bambi's a boy weirdo.
faggy meena
>>583630221Best image I have of her.
>>583637394What's the point in drawing feet if you're so shit at it
>>583635972
>>583637156prison gay faggots that could never get pussy be like
>>583637317No I’m just weird, if you want to call me a homosexual that’s fine. I’ve kissed a guy irl before to try it out and didn’t get any enjoyment from it
>>583636708>Why is it so hard to find a genuine failmale into men hereBecause they're larpers.The ACTUAL gay posters ITT are in the single digits, and most of them probably don't feel the need to cocktease here. It's only the lonely straight guys who pretend to be gay for attention. inb4 the """"""""""""bi"""""""""""" larpers chime in with "I'm not like those other prison gay guys!".
>>583636717poyo is a real freak, that one guro shitnose was a real freak, otoya is a real freak, kyoppi is a real freak, tikaasi is a real freak, you're a larp
>>583637426i might have to shatter your dreams
>>583637317So you're okay with fucking a man who has a pussy right? That's straight according to you?
>>583636948Your malezen's biofem doesn't say that and if she acts out again she's getting fish-hooked.
>>583637317No it isn’t.Liking the female body but also dicks is a strictly a heterosexual male phenomenon, but one that’s rooted in porn consumption.When you jerk off to porn, you see the female form on the screen but also your own dick, so those two things become associated with sexual pleasure.This is also why futa is so common among erpers, btw.
>>583637654Watch them larp and say “yes”
>>583637629this is your best golem by far arando
>>583637476A wise dog once said: "Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something."
>>583637654>always this faggot copeBoth are gay.>>583637693>being turned on by dicks is heterosexualkeklmao
Can we not talk about genitals for one thread?
>>583637654>So you're okay with fucking a man who has a pussy right? That's the same as saying I'm not straight if I wouldn't fuck the ugliest woman in my country.>That's straight according to you?Objectively yes, but it's also gross because it's a freak tranny on hormones.
>>583637742i chose lalafell over her for my spare fanta
>>583637657*gently slides a used tampy in your ass*shut the fuck up bitch and enjoy the iron
>>583637756>no responseI accept your concession. Go fuck your manpussy, heterotranny.
>>583635373three main reasons>extreme incompetente at parsing and understanding feedback and data during its most successful periodCS3 as usual, overreacted and overcorrected in several major aspects going into SHB and especially EW, throwing out the baby with the bathwater in some critical places (combat systems, job design, encounter design), improving others (MSQ, character development, setting in SHB; pvp in EW; QoL in DT), and continuing to ignore or misunderstand complaints or player behavior in others (overworld, dungeons, formulaic cycles, character customization, etc)the game's popularity exploding during late SHB-early EW gave them the false impression that almost everything they were doing had been validated, including all the changes or lack thereof that are still biting them in the ass and hurting the game>culture of resting on their laurels coming from the topYoshi-P showed that in EW, believing they'd struck gold with their formula and the game was so good that they could funnel money to FF16, deliver less content for more money, and spend a lot of money on servers because the game was obviously (in his mind's fantasy) going to keep growing regardless>egregiously outdated infrastructurewe're getting the initial test for cross-DC regional matchmaking, only in JP so far, in fucking October 2026. you know, the thing that MMOs that came out before or around ARR already had or implemented at the time, and the main competitor had while XIV was in 1.0no megaservers, no glamour log, no cloud servers (despite the test), still won't be able to send a letter or attend someone's EB ceremony if you're not on the same serverhow the fuck this company went with cross-DC PF->world visit->more DCs->DC travel->more DCs->new region->DC travel between regions and THEN regional matchmaking after 15 years is so stupid it should be a case study for MMO devs in the future
>>583637831>admits he's gay and I'm straightGood little cockmunching faggot. You are permitted to pretend as if you "won" anything.
Oh you're straight huh?Fuck this quadriplegic burn victim with no eyes, ears or nose. What's wrong?! I thought you were straight?!?!?!?!?
>>583637317You're really invested in trying to convince people they're gay. Why's that?
jorkin it to futa rn what you gonna do about it
Are lesbians straight if they own a flesh colored dildo?
>>583637693>Liking the female body but also dicks is a strictly a heterosexual male phenomenonthis thread comes up with gems sometimes
>>583637056we want them like this brother
>>583637968we dont care if you're bisexual it's 2026 we all are
>>583637968F-faggot!
not caring about other people's sexual preferences and sexualities is also pretty cool too...
>>583637927Strawman harder bro you'll get them dirty trannies
>>583637817
>CS3It's CBUIII and it's Twitter and it's WWF and I WON'T SAY THE NEW THING I WON'T BE PROGRAMMED LIKE A ROBOT.
>>583637986A penis is just optimal for a woman to pleasure herself, but she can choose to still dislike men.
FFXIV could learn a lot from Aion 2's tits character creator
>>583638154Cold steel 3????
>>583638027oh huh
I forgot how yuge Mt. Bulg's first and last pull aremore dungeons should do that
>>583638115
>>583637156faggot
>>583638154I came in at the end of Dawntrail, what's CBUIII? I only know Creative Studio III.
>>583638209i wouldnt mind curvier hips also, xiv legs to waist is too... slim, you know
>Lilt was discontinued and rebranded as Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit by Coca-Cola in 2023
>>583638154Inability to cope with change is one of the major symptoms of autism.
Big fan of a catgirls who happen to like catgirls
>>583637986yes, plastic is not a penisthere was a fag that got a vaginoplasty for his buttbudy and they're still fags
>>583638317>i wouldnt mind curvier hips alsosame sis...
>>583638350cope deez nuts
>>583638060>"why are you attracted to that catgirl with a huge co- oh right I don't care"
>>583638317True. I have changed my stance from wanting a butt slider to wanting a hip and thigh slider.
>>583638350autism website, slobber these autistic nuts you tertiary normalfag
it's me. I'm the cat with a gock
>>583638350Translation:Only autists have the strength of will to resist the pull of the masses and go their own way.
>>583638524may i see it
>>583638524same desu
I am prepared to accept a substantial dowry to take in any failed males as my wife.
>>583638524Pics?
>>583638438I do this
catgirl cock generalwe rike this
>>583637891>cross-DC PF->world visitsorry, I meant cross-world PFmight sound hard to believe, but this game didn't have a PF for the same DC until the end of HW, 3.5 years after ARR's releaseand adding to resting on their laurels, compare how much they added, changed, and experimented in the game's first 5 years to 5 years ago until now>2.0->4.36>5.58->7.56
>>583638236MAKE HER CHUBBY TOO
>>583638673true, i'm a slave to them...
cockless catgirls?
Where's the sunnie with the knot
>>583638549>>583638591sorry, it's a gross fetish so I can't post it>>583638583proof??
>>583638586h-hey..
Heading to bed, Good night everyone!
>>583638673How about you come take a ride on the carousel
>>583638748nyo>>583638784I don't wanna get banned for posting a catbox
>>583638819gn cutie
>>583638759That’s me but only for my favorite posters here
>>583638821sorry i'm already exhausted
>>583638856This is your best one. She's cute, and not like overly done-up.
>>583638784Knorbed sis...https://n.uguu.se/dMNZSQbC.png
>>583638905That's alright, we can take the reins
>>583639007I want to be knorbed...
>>583638802How much money you got in your pocket?
>>583638950it's the same exact cat but with lighter skin...
that anon was rightif zenos was a girl it'd be infinitely betterzenos being an obsessive man is creepy and weird
Just saw a femra take off her sweater and undershirt before proceeding to lay an egg. It seems to be a big one
>>583638819Good night mwuah.
>>583638759My moonie is
>>583639149Different hair, and you don't balloon her tits.This one is cute too though.
>>583639153Awful take, he's perfect as is.
>>583638950weird samefag
just seen a cute femezen
>>583639231Perfect as a girl, yeah
can we forget about the things i said when i was drunki didn't mean to call you that
>>583639153tranny take
What the fuck happened to the quality of male middies irlThey’re all crystal conflict betting, dwarven ale chugging, don’t wash their hands after pissin, triple triad scalpin, can’t make anything that tastes better than Sharlayan cooking, obsessed with hingan culture and hingan femra freaks
>>583638159This, lesbians don't really like women, they just hate or are afraid of men. They're not a real sexuality.
Me moonie
>>583639153I think he's fine as a guy, coming from someone who wishes more characters were hot girls. He actually does work as a battle hungry bro, I think a woman would work too, but does work better as a guy.
>>583638759my moonie doesn't have one, that's a sunnie thing
>>583639287You can't take back calling me daddy bro
>>583639303I'm a guy and Zenos, would in fact, be better if he was a girl>>583639405For him it'd work better as a girl
>>583639310They need weak, docile, hingan femras because they're scared of their own women.
>>583639153No we like hansome aryan rapemasters
>>583639153he's a battle bro for guys and a billionaire vampire CEO who wants to kill you for women
>>583639217what can I say, I like big boobs...
>>583639459>I'm a guy and Zenos, would in fact, be better if he was a girlYou got any reasons besides "Muh dick"?
>>583639545I'm not a faggot>>583639465speak for yourself tranny
If malfoid taught us anythingIt's that only the main character should be male
>>583639310> Dwarven ale chugging.> vineboom
I wish the malfoid treatment happened to me...
>>583639380'Heterosexual' men don't really like women, they just hate or are afraid of men. They're not a real sexuality.
I think everyone would love Wuk Lamat if she was a human. Like when we’re talking with Sphene, she gives massive rapist vibes and not in a good way
I want to bounce on it...
Did you know 2 out of every 3 men castrated by arabs in the slave trade bled to death on the spot?Imagine doing that to catgirls with cocks ITT.
>>583639459>>583639545i can see why a male character might work better with a female zenoszenos should really be opposite sex from the wol
i ama male moonie
>>583639279SB didn't need Fordola, Yotsuyu, and girl Zenos.
>>583639671That’s true though, all men are gay.>>583639683Why not perform Brit Milah on them instead?
>>583639594>I'm not a faggotWhat's that got to do with Zenos being a man?>>583639686WHYGive REASONS, explain your REASONING. Jesus fuck.
I think we need more femra npcsevil femrasgood femrascrazy femrasgoody two shoes femrasnpc femra spousefemra scionsfemra leaders
Anyone who wants zenos/emet/g'raha etc to be a girl is just a pornsick touch-starved tranny who can't enjoy characters emotionally without thinking about sex and being gay.
Hold on, I just thought about slugging it out with girl Zenos at the end of EW and I think I've changed my mind.
Still the best mmo on the market etc.
>>583639867
>>583639867serrit is based???
>>583639845horny femras
>>583639845Everyone but meteorkun should be a femra
>>583639867Spectacularly rare Serrit W.
>>583639615Malfoid is unique because the author is a retard who wasted Malfoy and wrote "him" with incredibly catty girly behavior already. JK rowling has no idea what bullying for men looks like, so Malfoy "bullies" harry with stupid reputational stuff.Zenos is absolutely what a battle hungry bored out of his mind dude would do.
>>583639867outing the biofemness to add on the point that those are the popular woman chase characters // the ones by and large my people goon toand this is a very anti puss environmentthere's the double standard aspect of their hate too, sadly
Brown moonies
>Make Zenos a girl>"Why?">...>...>...I can't believe there's grown ass men ITT who get uncomfortable at the idea of having emotions towards other men.
Just admit you want him to be a man because the idea of him dominating you makes your small penis hard
>>583639137Where...https://n.uguu.se/RPqWBNjL.png
>>583640172i mean i did think about this sometimes...
>>583625893>content droughtI wish there was a content drought.There's still so much I haven't done.
>>583640172Why would I, the stronger of the two, be the bottom?
>>583640012>JK rowling has no idea what bullying for men looks likeactually you have no idea what a rich faggot who has never been punched in the face acts like
>>583640134You can replace the “Zenos” in this post with “Anon” and it’d still make sense
Zenos should’ve been a black man and if the game detected you were a wh*te boi playing a white female character the game triggers and unskippable rape scene where he gives you his BBC…
>>583640224My f3mra wouldn't because it's too small...
>>583640224Sis you’re kinda big for a femra
>>583639687Finally the futas are correctly gendering themxelves
>>583640034
>>583629813yeah that was sweet
>>583640224Your femra's got some weird ass horns.
>>583640224my femra wouldn't because it's too big
>>583636963You have time if you haul ass, do the challenge log, and trade your mogtomes. I recommend AFO over all other GATEs. I've played harder osu! maps.
>>583640186God "fem"hroth players choose such hideous character designs lmao
Yet again, the supposed enjoyers of a race would rather put a penis on the females instead of playing as the males.
>>583640380Who are you replying to?
>>583640186I don't know I never expected to get this far...
>>583636743>flatty you're pushing it mister!!!!! but hi :)>>583636191thank yoou, he's precious
>>583640379>people with shit taste have shit taste
I put a penis on all my females
L ron hubbard was a black man
>>583640463Sorry, flatty (affectionate) soon to be ginormoushungabungaloomongous.
>>583640514same, but it's my friend's and it also goes in
f2mra target acquired. activating chaser mode.
>>583640379posts like this make me wanna give that knorb a blowie
>>583640186If they're gonna be a coward, hi.
>>583640320Post f3mra...
Zenos would be better if he was a hung horsefuta female
>>583640578CHASE YOUORE WA CHASE YOU
>>583640649nta but ask mine in about 3 weeks...
I swear if one more femezen initiates a conversation with me and then instantly turns to one word replies I'm burning down Gridania.
>>583640301Why are you like this Remus
malera would look better without that annoying chin tip
https://exhentai.org/g/4176765/f64dd04c0e/
Anon would look better as their femra
>brown charactersyeh...neh
>>583640775Why 3 weeks...
>>583640407You think on that.>>583640584>>583640631Hey.
>>583640884Locktober probs
>>583640884Anon look at the month were in...
I love the malera goofy ass run animation and the pouty sit so much sisters..>>583640861As pretty as she is I don't want to be hunted because I'm some scale covered freak with a tail.
Need a femra with a really small +
FemraWith a really small +That bottoms for exclusively for men
>brown characters
>>583640849Nhentai this.
>>583641009>>583640952You mean their in game character, right?
>>583640952Like this? femra+
>>583641009Why the last part? Are you trying to watch me with other men?
>>583641057Yeah?
>>583640937>I don't want to be hunted because I'm some scale covered freak with a tail.Could be exciting tbqh.
>>583640679>that Garlean "princess" OC with a million commissions (and zero comprehension of Garlean lore) + the thing she's always fucking in said commissionsHuh, even the hair kinda fits.
>>583640849>loli lamiaNice
So what do you think?/furrow
my femra is a golem
>>583641064You are your femraAnd your femra is built for men
>>583640914Where do I need to go?
Can you stop?
My catgirl needs a femra EB with a really small + so she can keep it warm and safe...
>>583640914I don't know where a good spot to go would be
>>583641024my locked character wife...
>>583641210no
>>583641210there's nothing wrong with having a small +, tokira
>>583641024Look how dark she isOh god thats hot
>>583641040Get fucked, pornlet. Up your pervert game if you wanna see the goods.
>>583641210okay. sorry.
>>583641218...
>>583641210stop larping we know your + is big
Remember to let a homeless femra into your home this winter. It's rough out there for them.
>>583641452How will they be able to pay rent?
>>583640849>https://exhentai.org/g/4176765/f64dd04c0e/cursed af
>>583641452How long does it take for full ownership?
>>583640012he acts exactly like every other snobby rich boy irl you retard
It’s not the size of the Femra that matters it’s how she bounces around
>>583641452then you rape her when she falls asleep right
Zenos would be better if he had an incestuous relationship with his great grandfather.
>>583641505Pay? Rent? >>583641550I think getting one out would be the real issue.
>>583641362Thank you.
>>583641590how do I level my "bouncing on it" stat
>>583641590>oh boy look at that flatra's sloshers bouncing-no one ever
>>583640862Uhhh you can't just be saying that in front of my modded cuntboy freak
zenos big naturals
THAT femra's + bouncing uselessly as she bounces on it
at the end of thread i post the theme song of 90% of xivggershttps://files.catbox.moe/1b2euv.mp4
>>583641615The thread isn't ready for that kind of truth.
So if I make a nest out of blankets and pillows, the femra will eventually just settle there right?
>>583641731STOP
>>583641615I can smell the fujo on this post
>>583641756put out a sunning rock that's what attracts them but add a fireplace and or some ceruleum heaters inside your house
>>583641731need a femra for this
i dont like the way they always say it bounces "uselessly" i'd be giving that pretty little flower lots of attention, personally speaking
>>583641743based
My lalaboy prefers F+ laps...
>>583641898Sucking gock is gay man
>>583641898based king
>>583641348lol this dude thinks he's part of a secret haxxor elite internet dark web group for registering to a forum to let some dude know the kind of porn he beats his shit to
>>583641847Yeah this. We like big rocks and fire places.
>>583641946proof?
>>583641930Hey...
>>583641821Doesn't make it less true althougheverbeit.
>>583641946yea nigga
My final offer is a pile of blankets and a soft sunnie
>>583641953Yeah, I am part of a secret haxxor elite internet dark web group and YOU'RE NOT. *blows raspberries*
>>583642007Hey...
in theory, if you ignore a femra while feeding her the occasional attention or compliment, you can keep her in a constant state of near-meltdown, or criticality, and generate huge amounts of heat and power
>>583640545>ginormoushungabungaloomongousi can't even imagine my little femra was those :p i would maybe out of morbid curiosity try that kind of mod though
A reach around is all your femra is getting
>>583642078Please do not do this. If you mess it up the meltie might cost you your life.
A FEMRA homeless rat?! In MY house?! GET LOST!*remembers God is always watching*FINE, there's a shed in the garden, don't steal my lawnmower! Dinner's at 8...
>>583642078and then you insert the control rod right
What are you guys even saying anymore...
>>583625772at the end of the thread
Alf should grow a beard.
>>583642203>>583642152Yes always have a fail safe. The control rod is what will save your life in a femra meltdown situation
I accidentally a moonie and got leglockedHow do I raise 3-6 cat children that I am now legally bound to? The Yellowjackets will cut my balls off if I run.
>>583642068Why does your lalaboy prefer them...
>>583642152The She/Hernobyl disasater...
>>583642293that dude is like all hair already though
>>583642293I'd unsub forever.
>>583642078>>583642203>>583642301
>>583642312Lots of uppies and cuddles
>>583642336Alright I chuckled pretty hard.
>>583642336laughed
If you showed up unannounced in a village in the middle ages, the locals would assume you were either a spy, a criminal or banished from your own village for being a murderer/rapist/thief.So what the FUCK are you doing on my FUCKING lawn you FUCKING CUNT?!
>>583642336gem
Do not nuclear femraWhat if she's carrying eggs?You have any idea what will happen if those survive and hatch?
>>583642336The funniest post in the past few months
>>583641898>mfw being told this when i have a meat cannon between my legs
>>583642336
Dicks look gross, how can futafags be into them? Is it because they think every irl dick looks like the dick theyve bolted onto their femra?
>>583642320the extra support between her legs is comfy...
>>583642513>What if she's carrying eggs?
>>583642513is that where gojira came from?
>>583642572I think they look tasty, personally...
>>583642584Oh, to keep your lala stable on the lap...
>>583642572>Dicks look grossbut they look hot though...
>>583642572Dicks are only good when everyone else's is small and cute.
my femlala is enjoying a nice burger before she makes a new ssf diablo 2 character
>>583642572>Dicks look grossI have never seen an attractive looking vagina in my life.
>>583642552>mashes your meat with my meat masher
>>583642863I have and they look delectable.
>>583642863
>>583642336Haven't giggled this hard since captain black sparrow
>>583642929We don't eat pussy, it's undignified.
>>583642863then you've never been to the innie threads on /gif/
>>583642768Yeah.. like when it starts pushing up between his legs and pressing against his...
South of the border~Down Vesper Bay~
Reminder for femra to get a personal heater ASAPTheir leverage will only increase the closer we get to the winters cold, negotiate NOW, not later when the chill creeps in and you're out of time
>>583643128>>583643128>>583643128new thread
Actually I take that back, the ONLY attractive vaginas I've ever seen have been on the likes of Khloe Aliapoh if she real...
>>583643178what the fuck
at the end of the threadno one will seemy chud moonie
>>583643029He'll be pretty stable if it's between his legs...
>>583642062https://e-hentai.org/
>>583643327Should let me try it out...
we did it
>>583643486I would but I can't right now... Maybe this is one of the lala's I already know though...
>>583642339Any ALF reboot without beards would be a grave injustice on the level of Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn's lack of beards.
>>583643257I see you...Stinky...
>>583643948wtheck...
Niggas keep looking for my burban on them choppersBut we be flipping through the Southside in helicopters