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Smug tax

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fuck Dang
we Cloo gang

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>>583645709
Commission a threesome between Dang, Cloo, and Anya pussy

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get your mind out of the gutter

ive never creampied a girl even though i've had more than one tell me it was okay.

imagine if you had a child in today's world *shudders*

faux made an rs3 iron. we're back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX9jUeqGuS8

wish we had more than 8 GE slots. i have so much crap to sell

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>>583646234
to be honest, I haven't seen a single piece of Cloo fanart other than the "official" animations

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obligatory carby tax

i want to cum in dang

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reignited bros... just like the old days, but in HD. One last ride.

>>583646523
this but the exact opposite. The last few girls from tinder I even put on the condom, asked if they were cool without it, and took it off then finished inside many times.

>583593735
I for one intend to flood the economy on mulitple accounts whilst also griefing (after vetting) osrs tourists out of spite, if at all possible. First i'll be bee lining for the cannon, you can figure out the rest.

>>583646234
>>583646572
Has richfag commissioned any lewd Dang r34 yet? Or do we still only have based Ayakon AI

big
DADDY
jagex

i do wonder how many new players you could actually get with a runescape hard relaunch like this. It's a slap in the face to us but I am curious.

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>>583648121
Nope he continues to be a faggot and deny us naked dang

>>583648548
he raped me in my asshole

>>583645202
>>583645390
>>583646234
>>583646572
>>583649229
god i want to fucking rape dang in the ass the same way BDJ rapes me in the ass

the osrs updates look fire they are finally reworking mining and smithing over there too. honestly i may start playing osrs again at this rate.

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Me after a wild night of sex with Anya and Inanna

>>583542239
How does not wanting to restart thousands of hours of time and effort mean you don't enjoy the game? I for one am pretty pissed about reignited because it's going to limit my options for group pvm unless I restart, assuming reignited takes off.

>>583630340
See above

>>583633143
Commons from the waves ain't half bad either, even if you aren't getting uniques

>>583635162
>Jagex
>Not fucking up every update in a noticeable and really annoying manner
Pick one

Don't get me wrong, starting over for a month or two would be really fun on a new server release. The free 10 days will probably be more than enough for me though. It's not the leveling up as much as all the quests and little tasks to take care of again. People in my clan were laughing about the thought of doing ports again.

>>583653746
Man doing ports again would take forever. Took me like a year to get all the scroll pieces.

Honestly if they want to reignite RuneScape make the entire game f2p somehow. Have membership give access to certain bosses or something.

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I don't pay for members any more. Why would I? Jagex added bonds to raise money. Am I a cheapskate for buying them with gold from the heists they added?
Reignited, hardcore worlds in osrs, they all have one thing in common and that's more up front subscriber fees. If they're so hard up for money why are they trying to copy blizzcon with all their presentations? Why spend all that money on ai promos just to walk them back when your knight is wearing steel Nikes?

>>583654034
Isn't there a way to cheese scrolls by trying to do all of them in the first or second region? From what i remember its easier to ensure them complete in the first two regions unlike later ones where you sometimes have 80% chance of success

trying to do zuk. i can't it's too hard. i run out of food and die on the double jad wave every time

>introducing integrityman mode
>fresh start servers
>no stars
>no bonds
>swapping banned
>multilogging banned and actually enforced: accounts require non-virtual phone number verification, an attached credit card (virtual/temporary card numbers blocked), and a residential IP in good standing, thirdie countries full of cheaters/botters/gold sellers like Pakistan, Egypt, etc blocked completely
>account sharing/services selling banned and actually enforced to the greatest extent possible
>no f2p or free membership period
>no direct trade, ironman drop pickup rules, trading only available through GE and anomalous transactions on low-volume items monitored for RMT
Would you play it?

>>583658845
How does that improve my main's comfy questing experience?

>>583658270
What are you using for damage mitigation or passive healing (other than defensives)? Usually you can leave a melee unit or some such for last an soul split off of it. For double / triple Jad waves you need to pre-position yourself to where you'll only have to fight 1 at a time.

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>>583645202
are we excited? I may come back to rs3 for it

>>583660310
lol

>>583660131
at first i was following thersguy's guide and using full obsidian with melee. it felt slow and idk i just was taking a lot of damage. i had food left but probably would have been out if i had gotten to zuk. then i tried with tank mage (seasinger) and animate dead. i died a few more times. i kept progressing because i wanted to practice zuk and i'm on him but can't do pizza time, i just don't do enough damage. i'm maxed with t92 staff. with melee i was using a heckhound but it died halfway through the run, with mage i was using a ripper demon. also with melee i had vampyrism scrimshaw and vampyrism aspect going.

>>583660821
Are you praying?
Are you using reflect?
Your prism of restoration?

>>583645202
Is Dang tainted or pro-Reignited?

>>583660821
If you want to keep using a hellhound (which I like for lazy pvm) then you can use the ancient magick spell prism of restoration to heal it. Do you have a EoF or AoS for better SS / 60% prayer protection? Are you using Darkness for the 20% dodge chance (very handy here, though beware the Vampirism spell and Darkness overwrite eachother). For Pizza time you said you're struggling with damage, is there a specific point at which that's happening (on the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd enemy), and are you bringing an adrenaline potion of some kind (the best you can make) as well as vuln bombs?

I'm going to bed but will check this thread in the morning (unless I'm sicker); post you loadout (gear and inventory) with any comments you feel relevant and I'll try to advise.

>>583660821
The key is to use devo/reflect as you learn and kill the right enemies first
Melee waves you should be fine until thr wave with the 4 or 5 Mejkot show up, try and lure them to yourself in group, then devo and aoe them down. Also or melee waves a good spot to stand is the centre or north of centre closer to Zuk. I forgot how the map orients itself
For range waves you need to make sure to move the tok-xil, and same strat devo and kill them. I like to stand south towards the entrance to the arena or in one of the corners by that side
For mage waves devo once your are burned then freedom after it runs out and before you move and make sure to kill the ket-zeks asap. I like to stand on either side har arken spawns on for these waves.
Don't forget to reflect whenever you feel like it. You can also immort for a longer but weaker damage reduction but not worth it. Same with a cade soul split for healing but not worth it. You just want to juice damage as much as you can while devo and reflect are up then play it a bit slower

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GET THAT ASS BANNED BITCH
now to do it all in one go for my stone... three times...

Listen guys, bickering about this "reignite" thing isn't doing to do any good. Whatever Jagex decides is what we get, so we may as well go with the flow. What we should be doing instead is sitting down and calmly discussing the state of our anuses. Mine hurts. A lot. How about you?
>I am in a great deal of pain!
>My family called me a fag and disowned me
>*Sob!* I was saving it for my wedding night...
>It aches
>I need to keep a bucket under my bottom
>Ohh God...ohhh...
>I dont think I have one anymore.
Well as I am sure we can all agree the anal agony is unsurpassed.
But lets stay positive. Our rectums may have been ruined but we still have our penises, pictures of Dang...and our grandmother's panties. Lets be thankful for that!

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>>583667268
LET'S FUCKING JOEEEEEEEEEEEE
heckhound dead, completely out of food drank all my brews, excalibur on cd, it was ignore the mechanics and pump him to death or die trying

>>583651804
they all critique vets for being so attached to their thousand-of-hours-long progress (as they should be) and not wanting to restart the grind all over, however they keep moving goalposts and goalposts of what its needed before actually starting the game ... unironically they are subconsciously much more afraid of the same grind than vets are... lol
If the game was just so easy to "just play a bit, dont get attached" then they would have tried it countless times before, but the firm withholding until now means they do view this game as a serious enough time investment instead of just the casual game they are now talking about lol

>>583671006
Also i think many are trying to shy away from the grind and will start to want to nerf shit to the ground, prepare to see lots of complaining in the first days that thieving and necro etc need to be nerfed (not saying that they are not overbuffed, but thats not my point) - again, more goalposting, unironically making the grind slower is a subconscious mechanism for making the game actually less sweaty and grindy, it nerfs the vibe to a slower, "cozier" game. If everyone is slowly leveling up and surrounded by level 50 noobs, there is not real pressure for the grind. But seeing every reignited vet getting 99s in the first days will make them wake up to the fact that the grind is there and pressure them a lot, they will see that they will permanently lag behind, see they cannot move the goalposts more and quit. Lol

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>>583671113
Oh, and dont even get me started on the combat kek.
There are literal countless people thinking reignited will have osrs combat and no eco (KEK), because jagex purposely misleads them in the reignite webpage.
Honestly, i dont see what is jagex trying to play here, because misleading a playerbase as suspicious and vindictive as osrs is (rightfully), is just gonna get lots of rage, and i doubt the potential gain of attracting a few accouts that stay with that lie is very low.

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The future of Reignited needs to be a shared belief between you and us.

Right now, having seen the potential to grow our community, we’re exploring a heavy set of revisions to Reignited based on your feedback. But let’s be clear: this is something we want to put in front of you to see how you feel first, and every option for what we do with regards to Reignited remains firmly on the table.

We’re reviewing a lot of possibilities right now, but let’s run through some of our main considerations.

We’re looking at more ways for the progress of a Veteran to remain intact and be represented meaningfully while not destabilizing the new things that make Reignited exciting for other folks.

Similarly, we will focus a lot of our time on ensuring that a hard split in community does not persist and that our existing players will be able to enjoy RuneScape alongside new players.

Separate to the split, we’ve also heard the concerns around requiring separate Membership too. We’re currently exploring possibilities and we’ll let you know if we can make changes.

It all ties together, but we ultimately want to remove friction that our veteran players may have engaging with or co-existing alongside Reignited. This is hugely important to us and is something we will keep coming back to.

THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW IT IN THERE TO BEGIN WITH YOU DUMBFUCKS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>Say they will never do something like this without proper discussion
>Do it anyway
>Backpaddle faster than Usain Bolt when shit hits the fan

You guys have got this all wrong. This is the start of a brand new era. An exciting new age of Runescape where we get our asses fucked by strap on sandpaper dildos. And theses dildos also squirt capsicum juice up our bums.
We should be celebrating.

>>583647839
Just found out about reignited, can't wait. Played OSRS on and off, but not touched RS3 in years. December's gonna be great

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>>583676774
>THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW IT IN THERE TO BEGIN WITH YOU DUMBFUCKS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
because Jagex are a bunch of retards who only got lucky with RS
The vast majority of their games have failed

>>583667268
>>583669962
gz anon; the zuk cape effects are real good

>>583671006
>they all critique vets for being so attached to their thousand-of-hours-long progress ... they are subconsciously much more afraid of the same grind than vets are... lol
If the game was just so easy to "just play a bit, dont get attached" then they would have tried it countless times before
Somehow the Potential Player mind exists in 2 states simultaneously:
>you should want to play because the game is fun not for your sunk cost of 1000s of hours
and
>well I don't want to invest my time if it won't be respected or otherwise invalidated down the line

>>583671113
>>583671348
I honestly believe most of people commenting (especially OSRS players), are just interested in the commentary itself about what changes etc would need to be in place for them to play hypothetically, and won't actually play regardless. They just enjoy feeling like they're being pandered to, and the idea that they can change RS3 (which is their big boogeyman) more to the shape they enjoy with OSRS. >>583671348 if they do attract a meaningful amount of OSRS players, even without a misunderstanding of which combat system is in place, I can see them heavily suggesting it be replaced with OSRS combat among other changes etc. It's not a healthy dynamic.. most OSRS players would be happy to see them simply shutdown RS3 completely as they have an irrational hatred for the game mentally stuck in the early 2010s, and perpetuated as a groupthink superiority complex that must be constantly signalled.

All that said though: unless they're going to commit to big marketing long term around a continued road to restoration then Reignited should probably happen. I'd like to see some more interaction allowed between the playerbases as RI matures though.

>>583687210
>need to be in place for them to play hypothetically
yeah. This is why surveys don't work.
>>583671006
I genuinely think that they were in their minds talking to all the 200m maxed accounts and anyone less than that didn't even register.

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>>583684696
The lesson they learned bigly from dragonwilds is that the name has value. The trope of upgrading from bronze -> rune and oak -> magic is now canon. If they make games that are playable and grindy their playerbase will eat it up.
it's interesting too because they bought out that Melvor Idle game which is a perfect match for their brand but nothing really happened there.

>>583660310
Excited? No. But I am interested. I'll stop by, play it for the free days or F2P if it's an option, then head on out. If it stays F2P, then I'll definitely stick around a lot longer.
I don't have the time to invest the money for membership. Like, I'll get maybe a few hours out of the week.

>>583669962
Now you can start playing the game

>>583657332
Kind of but the problem is that scroll voyages get you a lot of distance as well so you'll move into the further regions faster. Plus you can't use buffs to increase scroll mission chances. But regardless, it took me that long with minimal ports enhancers and prioritizing story missions whenever possible.

>>583660821
Why not necromancy? It's one of the better styles to do hm zuk with, especially if you're learning.

>>583671006
Plus, what about all the accounts that started when the road to restoration started and the irons? They didn't spin to win and they're getting punished for just being an early adopter.

>>583690351
yeah I think the most painful posts to read are the ones from people that started 9 months ago. No way any of them are starting over for the exact same game.

>>583690630
You shouldn't need to "start over"; there's this implicit assumption that main game / normal account mode is somehow deprecated by reignited. If the main game really is fine then this shouldn't be something people need to worry about. Their target audience for reignited is just the people who are hung up on problems that no longer exist, or otherwise enjoy "fresh starts". Reignited is actually containment-Scape for people who don't keep up with the game or otherwise have held a grudge for ~14 years (or were taught that grudge).

>>583691807
it doesn't matter. reignited = divided.

>>583691807
You have sub 90 iq if you can't extrapolate from reignited to the death of the main game assuming it is implemented as originally described.
I think the most likely option is that it fizzles out faster than leagues but there's always a chance.

>>583692107
>>583692827
>it doesn't matter. reignited = divided.
>You have sub 90 iq if you can't extrapolate from reignited to the death of the main game assuming it is implemented as originally described.
I don't think it matters as much as people (and (You)) think. The vast, vast majority of current players aren't going to jump ship to a new account, and the concern from the existing playerbase is that new players will be filtered into Reignited only (by choice, not that normal accounts aren't possible), leaving the existing game's population to slowly decline. That last bit is is the principle concern around "dividing" the player base, but if you take a step back that outcome is the reality we've already been experiencing for the last half a decade or more.

We've been a steadily declining population for a while now; new players are already a non-factor in the economy / group availability over-all. The only difference between a pre and post reignited world is that there's no hope (read:copium) that the new player influx / revival will eventually occur for the normal game. Despite how that sounds I'm not a doomer about the future of normal RS3; I think it can be rejuvenated even with reignited, though I do think the current approach being taken (treating it as hard reset; eg talking about veteran account status indicators for reignited characters) is a mistake.

Basically, if reignited happens (as initially described) nothing actually changes for the normal game or the course it's been on for a while other than a tempering of optimistic outlooks. If it is successful in bringing a lot more people into RS3 then I see that as a benefit, where the lack of interoperability between players with different account types can eventually be relaxed (in some ways). I guess what I'm trying to say is that I prefer working on the problem of a large but split playerbase over the problem of struggling to grow the player base enough to maintain critical mass.

I don't really understand the POV of the veterans who say things like, “None of us want that”
Because if you genuinely believe that, then how is reignited going to affect you? If it flops, all of your veteran friends who supposedly don't want it won't switch anyway, and nothing really changes. If it succeeds, then you're now playing the same game with the same people, but there's a healthier overall population
The only way the fear around reignited makes sense to me is if you actually believe that a significant number of veterans WILL switch over right away, leaving you feeling like you have to switch too. but if a significant number of veterans do end up switching, then doesn't that undermine the whole "none of us want this" argument in the first place? Like I'm not crazy, this is just a giant sunken cost fallacy circlejerk, right?

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>>583695105
Your arguments is based on the assumption that runescape isn't getting new players but in april 16% of the players joined "this year" meaning since they announced road to restorationa and it's probably even more now.
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/quarterly-check-in-survey-results--dxp-details-revealed

That's a good chunk of people that would be funneled to reignited.

>>583696760
I wonder how many of these are actually new players or people like me who created a new account to try out the restoration changes. As I was playing through the account the game felt very dead to me. The only place that was alive was the motherfucking vyre spot, fuck that place it should be nerfed. And so should be thieving and necromancy
Its actually kind of crazy. I don't know if I'm having a goomba fallacy moment but there was so much bitching about not nerfing thieving or necromancy because it would hurt all the new players, but now that there is something trying to attract new players people are saying they don't exist

>>583696068
Switching over in order to not get screwed over doesn't mean you want to switch.

>>583696760
>>583697429
It's leagues; you can go look a player count charts.

>>583697854
>january to april
>leagues

>>583697429
the game is dead in the sense that you can find yourself alone almost everywhere but popular grind spots. However those spots are still all taken all the time because people play. All the rares and secondaries necessary to play the game are available on the GE. Even the hyper inflation has meant that low levels can contribute to the economy and get way more for their nooby supplies than they should be able to. It allows them to trade up and progress much easier than a fresh economy.
There are guys doing Asuran Arsenal all day every day non stop. Guys with 100k clue scrolls chasing the log.
The game has come a long way, and the mechanics for late game in all the skills along with recent reworks have been fantastic. It's at the point I refuse to go to osrs until they add more features from the main game, especially bank preset keybinds. I can't do bankstanding skills with a mouse anymore.
Either way reignited divides the economy for no good reason. They can get more new players. Fresh is just a fad. Wrong direction for RS. You would need to release an entirely new game. RS 3.5.

>>583698091
I do agree RS3 is a great game, its why I play it. But I think people who are perma maxed are completely out of touch with the process of getting to end game and how much time it takes
I don't know if reignited will work or not, but at the very least I hope it gets people to play the leveling content and realize there's so much retarded shit that needs nerfs or buffs. League levels too fast for people to really take it in. Even if they merge the servers after a year, at least I hope it lets people give feedback on shit that actually hurts new players like necro being so busted, 90% of quest fights posing no challenge, bugged cutscenes, thieving, port locked to 90, etc. there's just so much

>>583696760
I am the target audience huh for pic related

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>>583697932
>>583696760
>january to april
Fair, but was there an actual increase in population?
>
Leagues is the only thing that moves the dial on the population atm.

>>583697429
Thieving is overtuned as hell.

>>583698091
>>583698934
The reason I (>>583695105) am willing to give it a chance is that there NEEDS to be a result. The 'road' to restoration (more like road of restoration) is more literal than people realize; it's a road, it leads somewhere, and that somewhere is more players as a vehicle for more revenue (and eventually more profit) for the company. If it doesn't work out or at least look like it could work out I fear we're heading back to what is effectively maintenance mode and whale harvesting.

>>583700214
There wasn't an increase in population at that point. Maybe spinnies were just being replaced by real players.
But it stops declining and starts increasing around june even before leagues.

I want to play more of RS3 but the problem is that if I want to play runescape I tend to just play OSRS Instead and because I started playing both on the same character I am forced to pick one or the other, and OSRS tends to win that choice.
Reignited seems like a complete total nothing burger, I couldn't give less of a shit about hiscores. Just let me play both games at the same time already.

>>583703084
I wish I liked OSRS but I always felt like its significantly worse than RS3 for ironman specifically. If I was mainscape I'd play it over RS3 for sure though

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Yo, OSRSfren here. I got tons of stuff leftover from the past on RS3. Should i sell them now for bonds, or later? Will bonds spike, will items crash?
I am asking cuz of the reignited announcement.

>>583703535
i heard they're going up and mega rares dropped 15% in value overnight

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>>583669413
Time for the JAGCUM diet!

>>583703535
If reignited is successful then cost of items will fall while the cost of bonds increase since players will start liquidating their accounts to move to OSRS rather than stay in an economy that can only shrink going forwards.
It's a gamble, you can either sell now before prices fall further or hope reignited fails and items start rising in price again

want zuk cape but need to do quests :(

oops kiln capes I mean.

Jagex refuses to believe people will not pay the current membership-prices for the dogshit game that is RS3. If someone is looking to spend time in an MMORPG, there are much better and much cheaper options. Whether that is graphically better, or content-wise (or much bigger playerbase). The only reason OSRS is popular is because of nostalgia and the new generation of kids having something for minimalistic graphics (like Memecraft).

RS3 doesn't have good graphics, doesn't have minimalistic graphics either, has shitty point and click and costs way too much. Nobody in their right mind would start to play this heap of dogshit if they didn't already and can't let go.

>>583711721
It's only a matter of time before someone makes a plugin that turns everything into OSRS graphics.

>>583711721
I've always had a yearly sub but at these prices I'll just buy a monthly once or twice a year after my current sub expires a few weeks from now.
I doubt I'll be the only one doing this.

rs3 fucking sucks and reignited is a forceful sun-setting of the game so they can stop developing it and put their effort into osrs, dragonwilds, and rs4.

fuck rs3. good riddance.

>>583716178
hey bait-kun, reignited is an account type for rs3

>>583690351
>Why not necromancy? It's one of the better styles to do hm zuk with, especially if you're learning.
i returned recentlyish from a few years long break and haven't bothered to unlock necro yet, it's on the list

>>583716709
wait is it? where did you read this

doesnt matter either way rs3 is a garbage game for sheeple/cattle

slurp ur slop lil piggies

>>583651438
i know "old school" runescape hasn't actually been old school for years now and has been something completely unique unto itself, but the fact they're changing mining and smithing is still crazy to me lol
all the jokes about needing an "old school old school runescape" become more relevant with each passing year

>>583700760
RS3bros...
This is your guy?

>>583726539
What in the world...

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you know everyone likes to complain about how RS3 is dead and sucks but this is the most active this general has been in years (and that's even before the reignited shit i mean)
hell this thread didn't even exist for a while but we're so back really

>>583728596
we should do another haloween get together

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>>583726539

the biggest of all possible daddies. that would be jagex.

>>583723570
Yeah but mining and smithing sucked ever since they added armor and weapons past runite. I think if they lowered the level for rune and then added in some sort of draconic flux you could mine, and/ore a dragon metal shard as new drops to Smith with I think it would at least give it the same endgame that woodcutting got.

Mostly I just feel like a retard for paying a sub when Jagex is selling golds to pigs via bonds

>>583732579
when bonds were single digit millions i felt like i was basically stealing membership
now the real retards are the ones buying bonds with gold and i am a membership salesman

>>583723570
But they really are just bad. For the record all I think they should change is the levels and ore rock depletion should be player-dependent rather than instance-dependent, as well as some new additions to give the higher levels (though this opens up a lot of space to design for in regards to future items anyways). Mechanically training the skills they're fine really.

>>583651804
Hard mode Zuk so far has ended up being about 3m per hour over five kills...or it would be, if I hadn't already received an Ancient Hilt, so Zuk confirmed 200m geepee per hour

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>>583667268
>>583669962
Congrats to you, the ability upgrades from the Zuk capes are huge (especially Necromancy).

Learn the mechanics and Hard Mode is not as far a step up as you might think. Even if you die during Hard Mode, the chance of a sword piece only drops from 1/27 to 1/30.

If my skills are all between 100 and 120, what is the most worthwhile buyable skill (other than Herblore, already at 120) to train during DXP?

>>583728596
That's the same failure of logic companies do when they chase tweets. "lmfao jagex is retarded, this kills the game" does not translate into new subs.

>>583738991
just finished my third run, upgraded all 3 capes i have. still have to unlock hard mode first (and necromancy) kek. can't seem to hit all 3 of the challenges in one go. really seems to depend on if i have the adrenaline for it. such is life as a revolution player.

>>583742530
>life as a revolution player
Oh
Yes, things will be difficult for you

Get Necromancy, it makes learning bossing much easier

>>583742530
>>583744898
Is there really nothing to do with Igneous Stones after getting all the capes other than disassemble them?

>>583739213
whatever you like. doesn't matter.

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This is our future and what we are trying to warn everyone about btw

Just set up a 2nd pc, can't wait to flood the market on reignited and fuck it. Yeah I'm one guy who'll be running 10 alts. I won't be the only one doing it.

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took a while with daily quest but fuck it I hate this skill.

Reddit is right. People will come back for api support. It's a bit upsetting how every beta tester has said plguins looks like shit so far. How do they keep getting the most important shit wrong I swear it's a curse.

>>583760560
Because the tranny dev player base think they know what looks good
Heck the prettyui plugin has an outdated video that shows a menu sidebar that isnt even in the release

>>583760560
They look like shit because they couldn't even match the plugin window font with the rest of the ui.

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Accidentally got a new PR trying out equilibrium melee here

>>583770763
Do that a few more times and you got grandmaster.

I think this is the perfect time to stop what we are doing and instead consider the state of our anuses.

Did anyone get tilemarker to work on the beta? I click on create preset and nothing happens, the dialog stays open.

>>583773739
I saw Wazzi on twitch having it working within like an hour of the beta coming out, so I know it's possible but I can't help you beyond that.

>>583773446
No

Follow up reignited response today or tomorrow?

>>583773739
Not used it myself but if it is anything like the tilemarker in bolt launcher it'll be a pain in the fucking ass

reignite

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Are these worth anything? I did a lot of divine charges with the simple parts, but i can do i do anything profitable with the other parts?

>>583790497
You will need some when you try making machines but there's no good use for most of them.

>>583790497
Magic parts can be useful for insta harvesting herbs that you spam grow with growth pots from pof. But that's not super profitable probably and really only useful to eventually buy out the Crux Equal store

>>583790497
>Are these worth anything?
No. As a tainted veteran account nothing you have is valuable.

Reignited removal announcement tomorrow.

>>583809282
>announce removal of rs3 and osrs
>announce rs4 is not only going ahead but releasing now out of pure spite
>announce that they hired strippers to cosplay as anya and let you grope them for the next runefest
/rsg/ would not survive

for those who played when osrs was first created was the feedback similar to reignited?

>>583812224
No.
They all hated EoC and just wanted it gone. When OSRS was available, they all flocked to it, and unsurprisingly, it lost all its popularity within a few months. It was on life support until they released Grand Exchange. For OSRS, it was players who didn't want any change. Which is a very common sentiment amongst Runescape as a whole. For Reignited, it's "veterans" who think they're a lot more important and special than what they really are.

>>583790497
the only commons I do anything with are tensile parts for springs, everything else is more limited by uncommon

what is the best church in the game?

>>583815707
As in religion or as in building?

>>583815707
entrana

>>583824634
the building
surely the best god would have the greatest temple made in their honor

>>583815707
It's the shrine I made in Fort Forinthry to worship Armadyl. Blessed be the gay bird god

>>583835797
one poxy little shrine?
even the god statues D&D is more marvelous than that

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>>583748220

any decent 5 min afk activites while i play other games? normally id do smithing but out of cash for it. Rituals are too intense to do on the side rn.

>>583809779
wtf i would go to the next runefest

>>583845049
Pickpocketing with cmask and/or lightform

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>>583845269
yeah with no buffs i get a pretty good rate these days. Going for guards I guess.

>>583845049
ghostly soles with shark outfit+bait and switch
mining (seren stones for pure xp, or core ores for metamorphic geodes+gp)
eternal magics (either with superheat form or gote)
pickpocketing (lots of good options)
sanguine werewolves for gp

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shieeet

>>583845049
>Rituals are too intense to do on the side rn
?
There's no penalty for not interacting with the interruptions

>>583859067
Rituals lasts 1-2 minutes. Looking for something longer.

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>>583860329
Ah, I understand

>>583859067
i am doing rituals for the disruptions xp ackshuallly

>stop doing pvm for a few months (actually like 6 months) to play other games
>forget my rotations
>hesitant to start again
At least I don't have to commit to 1h when I do with Auras finally gone

This "Reignite" thing will be the end of us all. Its over lads, our anuses are done for.
If there is an afterlife I just hope God sees fit to admit my rectum into Heaven.
I imagine there would be Angels bathing my poor battered bottom with lightly scented oils and then gently massaging my sphincter with their tongues, sometimes darting in to tickle my agony away. A choir of Cherubs would sing soothing harmonies of joy while God looks upon my smooth clean ass and smiles benevolently.

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>>583862994
It's a harbinger. The fact that they're pursuing reignted and that it's happening before they get through a bunch of other planned re-works and improvements on the 2027 roadmap means we're on the edge of what company ownership will tolerate. If reignited flops / there isn't a general appreciable increase in the playerbase of the game (across all account types) then we could be looking at anything from scrapping the roadmap and getting put on maintenance mode to (or and) the re-introduction of MTX and updates consisting of raising skill ceilings to drive an interest in them. In any case, if there isn't positive growth in the playerbase this quarter then RuneScape's best year will be followed by it's worst, and that will probably be the death knell for most remaining players as there would truly be no hope. If the explosion is big enough (RS3 only players are still a sizable check on their revenue / playerbase) it may even result in DD2 style bullshit DLC MTX for DragonWilds, and eventually some sort of MTX in OSRS (it always starts small, frog in water slowly boiled, I've give it 18 months from the "end" of RS3).

The options (as constrained by how much money the company is allowed to lose and for how long) are a slow and painful MTX laden death march that we were on, or a gamble on renewing interest in the game to attract more players and generally drive more engagement with it.

>>583864994
The thing is Jagex as a company is creatively bankrupt and has been for a long time. It might be argued they are hamstrung by corporate ownership, which is also probably true to some extent. A company with any vision and talent would just acknowledge Runescape is finished and let it die a natural death on maintenance mode, while producing an entirely new game with a completely different setting and a totally different system of game mechanics.
But instead they squander resources on a bloated staff and trying to fix a system which is beyond fixing. TLDR they are trying to push shit uphill with a team of scatter brains. Its a shocking waste of resources, especially when you consider the original game, which still comprises the essence of the Runescape experience, was made with a tiny team and on a shoe string budget.

>>583868008
>A company with any vision and talent would just acknowledge Runescape is finished and let it die a natural death on maintenance mode, while producing an entirely new game with a completely different setting and a totally different system of game mechanics.
Yeah no, that's not what happens basically anywhere (especially not to something remotely profitable and especially not under private equity ownership,) and it would be foolish to throw away an established piece of intellectual property that clearly has reach and player / fan interest (as DragonWilds and the RS4 announcement have shown). Also, Jagex has made other games and has had other small entries for decades, but you probably haven't heard of them or their old launcher / environ FunOrb. I wonder why.
>But instead they squander resources on a bloated staff and trying to fix a system which is beyond fixing. TLDR they are trying to push shit uphill with a team of scatter brains. Its a shocking waste of resources, especially when you consider the original game, which still comprises the essence of the Runescape experience, was made with a tiny team and on a shoe string budget.
The scale of the game has grown immensely, it takes more time and effort to make additions / adjustments, but especially asset generation (including visual updates). Beyond the fact that you consider RS3 a lost cause (and thus any effort is wasted effort), I don't know how you could possible have insight into how well they're over/under staffed relative to the work at hand.

Idk I love skilling and the depth of rs3 so much but I cannot fucking stand eoc anymore. It's horrible. Worst action at combat in gaming.

>>583869679
Yeah, you are a fucking idiot with basically zero comprehension skills. I should have known better.
Hey maybe you should get a job working for Jagex?

>>583872425
Unironically if revo++ was the only option it would be immensely better. Could easily have way more abilities and still have the game be point and click with fun coming up with efficient bars for content

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>>583864994
this is a level of doomerism i have not seen before

play the game if it's fun, quit if it's not
simple as

Gentlemen please. Cease this pointless squabbling.
WE ARE LIVING THROUGH ANAL ARMAGEDDON
This is a RELIGIOUS EVENT.
Our anuses are in the very process of being terminally obliterated by the MOTHER OF BIG DADDY JAGEX.
Now is the time to be thinking about God and the anal afterlife.
The only thing that should concern you is whether your rectum will make it into Heaven.
Or will it face an eternity writhing upon the big and pointy dildos of HELL?
You do realize there is no lube in HELL, dont you? Unless you count MOLTEN LAVA!
If you care about the spiritual fate of your beloved asshole then this is what we should be discussing right now.

>>583873883
Retard with no idea what they're talking about tells other people they have no reading comprehension. Rich. Fuck off back to OSG I guess; not sure why you're here given that you think the game is beyond saving and want it to die.

>>583877598
That's the plan, I just want it to stay fun (and try to understand the 'why' when they do things that make it less fun).

>>583879362
For once BDJ poster is on target: we should all keep our heads and remember it's just a game.

>>583845146
same

Where's the promised response?

>>583901759
As usual when they know it'll be received poorly, it's going to be released at 4:59pm on a Friday so they can ignore it over the weekend, and by monday people will have forgotten there was a problem in the first place

I will not be ignored jagex. I've just had a fresh batch of cannonballs delivered to a secret stash just outside the gates of Falador. Release the post NOW.

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https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/havenhythe-part-ii---prepare-for-the-ghrazi-blood-knights

The betrayal arc is inevitable.

Are proteans and skilling stations deleted yet?
I don't know if I should sub for a month and use them all up. I haven't played in months.

>>583917205
They will be gone very soon. Whenever the last dxp is I think.

>>583917984
>Whenever the last dxp is I think.
Any news when? I don't really want to sub now since I'm busy with work, but I should be on a month vacation starting November. That's when I want to sub again and play.

>>583918556
>>583917984
>>583917205
There's supposed to be a DXP in November, then come Nov 23rd they're getting deleted.

>>583919062
deleting portables is a huge mistake.

>>583919062
>Nov 23rd
Alright, I'll sub before then, thanks.

>still no response

>>583922662
Are you up to date on the game's plans? All existing accounts will be converted to "veteran" accounts and be forced to wear a jude star starting in December. Not worth playing anymore, desu.

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>>583929713
leaked draft from my souces in cambridge

>>583915229
Her 'betrayal' already happened when she tried to kidnap Inanna to try to fix her world.

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It's like yes, I would have fun for a month or two doing the old content again with refreshed rates. But Im not going to remax and leave all my progress behind. Especially when reignited is the exact same game. There's no gimmick except for fresh economy as far as I'm aware.

>>583919062
I thought they were doing DXP, then they were doing a short MTX sendoff event (with a well or something that you can throw your items into to get some cash back), THEN they would be deleted

>>583937085
yes, there will be DXP, then an MTX send-off where you can trade off anything you have left for GP, then the MTX will be deleted (converted into GP automatically at a worse rate)

>>583937085
Yes, that's not inconsistent with what I said. All they've said so far was a DXP event "in November" after or around which time there will be the "sendoff" thing with the well, then on the 23rd any remaining items get removed.

https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/reignited-end-of-week-update
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/reignited-end-of-week-update
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/reignited-end-of-week-update
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/reignited-end-of-week-update

>>583938540
tl;dr no actual changes, it's happening, suck it up and pay for a new character goy

>>583938825
based, reignite me harded bdj

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>>583938540
>The word “veteran” should forever be a status symbol that cannot be earned in the future.
So all existing accounts will be grandfathered as "Veterans," and Reignited will be Reignited
So if you make a new account after December, you're choosing either Reignited or just a dickless normal account with no special recognition whatsoever? So there's absolutely no reason for any new accounts to ever enter the "Veteran" economy going forward?
>We are discussing how long Reignited-Only Worlds should be available following release. This includes potentially removing them from the plan entirely.
>Any change here would help us guarantee we unify the Reignited and Veteran characters to live alongside each other on the same Worlds., just like Ironman co-exists with others today.
>We are looking to change restrictions on cross-character play with non-Reignited players after launch.
>We expect this would happen shortly after the Reignited economy has found its feet and the World Firsts have been achieved.
Okay yeah they're just going to merge them back into the main game after the hype dies down. This was all a nothingburger

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Jesus christ what a banger

>>583938540
lmao cosmetics

>>583938825
bullshit. lots of real changes
real tl;dr:
>they're looking into ways to convert pre-existing characters into reignited characters
>veteran characters will get special cosmetic versions of things like max capes so show off they're veterans
>reignited only worlds will only be temporary, if they release at all
>they're "looking into ways to change the restrictions on reignited and veteran account cross-play"
>jagex admits the player count has been declining for a while now, but claims there's still hundreds of thousands of characters with active membership, and they're extreeeeeeeeeeeemely confident reignited will attract a bunch of new players, and lure a bunch of people that quit the game back in. they claim that, despite all the negative feedback, the promise of reignited has attracted a fuckton of attention and interest from potential players. they promise to continue to closely monitor the economies/experiences of both veteran and reignited communities and fix shit ASAP if there's a "risk of poor experiences"
>they basically say if you feel pressured to restart your character as a new reignited character, you're retarded (lol)
>they're looking into ways to enable cosmetics, bank spaces, and other "meaningful, but non-gameplay impacting items" (like holiday rewards, prestigious titles, skill pets, etc) on your reignited character if you choose to make one and link it to your jagex account

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over 1300 comments in just a single hour; godDAMN

jagex just devastated my asshole beyond repair. the monster whopper left absolutely no hopes of ever recovering. my anus is eternally raped.

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so it sounds like its still happening except I won't have to purchase bank boosters for the 139th time? I can't believe I'm actually winning after the shitshow from the players
it'll be the first time I play non ironman since the release of the game mode

I just don't see myself ever restarting in the main game. There's no way. Even for me as a nolifer I can't see myself getting max stats again. i have always played inefficiently and not until my 30s was I able to sit down and do the horrible grinds like agi for more than 20 min stretches.

>announce at runefest you're revamping the early and mid game of RS3 to make it significantly better for new players
>release reignited mode before said revamps
?????

>>583942638
>over 1300 comments in just a single hour
and most of them are positive. The goyim truly are cattle.

okay. Let's say my reignited shares subscription with my main. So I log on the main to ocassionally level up and grind gold/bosses. And I can slowly progress my reignited account at my leisure. I will get a cosmetic max cape and similar things as a veteran, which can be goals to keep playing that account.

I don't know guys, they might be cooking here. I am now listening.

>ocasionally grind gold and bosses
I meant to say for bond money so that I can play for free. That's a big plus.

>>583948116
Players are still split though. They don't have a solution about the concerns regarding how the economy will atrophy in a couple years. For ironmemes it's probably fine since they don't buy shit anyways.

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>>583949673
idk anymore but i expect world firsts with trading might only take months?

>>583950034
If there are people dedicated to a skill and have people to help them i can easily see any buyable 200m being done within a month.
Fishing, wc, mining, agility, summoning, and cooking i think are the ones that will take like 2 months or more depending on how sweaty with hours played to get 200m the person is
As for pvm firsts, all but 60k Zammy should be done within a month, with a slight chance on 4k Ama not being done

>>583950034
all they have to do is merge the reignited and main economies at some point. i don't care if it's a month or even a year after reignited releases. as long as they can confirm, without a doubt, "yes, the economies WILL merge into one and normal accounts and reignited accounts can trade freely, both face to face or via the grand exchange", reignited would be irrefutably good for the game. there would be no controversy aside from dumbfuck redditors feeling insecure or whatever. the in-game economy withering and dying without new players is the only legitimate concern of reignited. jagex needs to stop being wishy-washy about it with their "we're looking to change it in the future" and give a hard answer now. otherwise, there's always that lingering fear that the current economy will be fucked and your decade old main account will forcibly become an ironman against your will

They've made no definitive statements on whether the economies will ever merge.
Reignited players don't want them to merge but veterans do so both sides are being strung along until eventually one side gets fucked over. If reignited is successful then veterans will be strung along indefinitely until there's none left.

>>583956426
>Reignited players don't want them to merge but veterans do so both sides are being strung along until eventually one side gets fucked over.
absolutely correct. jagex literally said:
>We would closely monitor the economies/experiences of both Character types and take steps at the right time if there was a risk of a poor experience.
that's their way of saying "yeah we're just going to ignore everything and keep the economies separate for as long as possible. when one of the economies fucking dies entirely, THEN we'll maybe merge the economies. you just gotta trust that we're totally monitoring shit and will act before things get too bad! but just remember, we're jagex, so lmfao you're retarded if you believe us"
the fact they even released that news post at all where they make bulletin points of major concerns and then try to justify them should be reason enough for them to scrap this update. if you have to try to justify your update to the playerbase, it's not a good update.

my asshole hurts so fucking bad right now. this has been one of the most violent jagex assfucks in recent memory. BDJ's monster whopper has truly damaged my rectum beyond a recognizable state.

>>583959810
i wish this was me

>>583645202
any smart people in here willing to help me? ever since getting a computer, i been suffering from transparent icons. how do i fix it, faggots? like in this https://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/1exazpt/custom_cursor_transparent/help faggot anon i want to enjoy the game. im new. just 1 week playtime

>>583960657
shut up, mod north

>>583964897
i have no fucking idea did u try turning it off and back on again?

>>583938540
>we are looking at
>we are experimenting with
>we will see how
So they are doubling down until it fails.

>>583967139
wouldnt be the first time. and they'll end up inevitably reverting the change far, FAR after the damage is done and the game's player count is decimated. this happens with every fucking controversial update they push through. wildy and free trade removal? player count dropped, wilderness restored eventually. hero pass? player count dropped, hero pass removed. EoC? well, they were actually able to make EoC good... but it took them literal years and the player count was destroyed in a way the game never recovered from. jagex never learns. people telling them "no" to reignited en masse, and they're still going to push it through, damage the game, then remove it.

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Now this is a story all about how
My ass got flipped, turned inside out
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became raped by a company called Jagex

On RuneScape dot com, gaming and scaping
In Gielinor is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, skillin', killin' some noobs
And all grinding' some XP outside of the bank
When a couple of mods who were up to no good
Started rapin' assholes in my neighborhood
I heard one little guffaw, and my anus got scared
And said, "I'm praying to Dang that my rectum is spared"

I went to RuneFest, and when I was there
The Jagex mod said 'Ignite,' then I had a cock in my ass
If anything, I could say that this mod was gay
But I thought "Wait, Reignited shouldn't be on the way!"

I pulled out my ass lock to stop all the rape
And I yelled to the Jmod, "Don't make my ass gape!"
I looked at Mod North; I was finally aware
Big Daddy Jagex just does not care

>>583915229
she mentions the horrors of morytania a few times but still hasn't actually been there
when they pick this story back up there should be some reason to take her to meiyerditch

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am i the only one that isn't really dooming because he thinks that reignited is gonna flop?
i think all the osoids are either gonna 1. not actually play the game even if they get what they want 2. if they do they'll get bored and leave.
i think the reignited economy is the one that's gonna wither and die, not mainscape.

>>583977308
you underestimate the power of fresh.
I thought it would fail before too but the new description is actually appealing. I would probably put some time into reignited here and there for fun. I would stick around longer if they added some good minigames I could spam like osrs has in abundance at this point.

>>583977308
If Reignited flops, the game continues to die a slow, painful death
If Reignited succeeds, the game will enter a new golden age but all the autists who made pixels into their identity leave
It's a win-win situation

>>583981206
if reignited succeeds and the game "enters a new golden age" what do you think would happen to /rsg/? would the general be revived with a bunch of newfags? is that a good thing? imagine the field day the BDJposter would have discussing all those new, fresh assholes

Jagex are delusional if they think high scores and the economy are the only thing stopping millions of zoomers/alphas from playing the game.

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>>583691807
> If the main game really is fine then this shouldn't be something people need to worry about.
well duh, the obvious answer to this is that the main game isn't fine and hasn't been since squeal of fortune.
The max cape veterans who see Regnited as an existential threat or that it's "devaluing" their achievements aren't really wrong it's just that they're forgetting all that shit was already devalued and irrevocably harmed through more than a decade of poor decisions.
If they scrapped reignited entirely and just went full steam ahead with the status quo, it wouldn't suddenly change the fact that RS3 only has like 10 to 15% of the players that OSRS does, and new players wouldn't suddenly line up at the chance to start on existing rs3 worlds with a new account.

I'm 29 this year, I made my runescape account when I was 9 years old 20+ years ago, whether they "respect veterans (lol)" by giving fancy capes or not when making characters on Reignited worlds or not really doesn't matter to me, as long as it has a fresh economy and I can tell people I know who used to play "Hey there's a new mode without any of that gay shit that made you quit" I'll be happy and roll it. I think longtime players forget how reviled that era of the game was and the bitching about Jagex calling it "tainted" is hilarious since that's one of the more diplomatic terms to describe it.

>>583695105
>The vast, vast majority of current players aren't going to jump ship to a new account,
they don't need to. RS3 is already outnumbered by OSRS nine to one. Between people trying both games and roping in new or returning players who played runescape at one point in their life but quit, they can easily end up with a final split that looks like 70% OSRS 20% reignited 10% RS3. The RS3 population is so miniscule as is that it doesn't take much effort to match or exceed them, and if Reignited gets bigger than RS3 they don't really care if the "majority of current players" jump ship or not because they already don't matter and are a minority who can be ignored.

>>583982127
Pvming fc

we don't even know what the new boss drops
probably ranged weapons i would guess, they said it would be ranged stuff and we just got the masterwork armor earlier this year
although you could make the argument that the masterwork bow also came with that

>>583996605
>we don't even know what the new boss drops
Everyone who read the news post does.

>>583996795
we can't know for sure

>>583973420
Kek!
Now this is pure art. Well done.

>>583645202
>>583660310
>Reignited Edition
i'm not paying for another membership.
>>583993303
i played since 2006 and my first 10m gp was from spins. i dont even know what i used to do in this game before i had gp and efficiency..... i think have fun?

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So what happens to the bots? Do they all go to reignited servers or is jagex gonna keep them for awhile to make the game seem alive?

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Who this is supposed to appeal to, because everything I hear about RS3 is all about how bad it is. Everywhere, and everyone says the same thing.

>>584014318
>because everything I hear about RS3 is all about how bad it is
You could replace "RS3" with the name of almost every popular game, especially MMOs, and it would be true.

>>584014318
20 years of changes means anyone who has played for any length of time has encountered some number of changes they did not like
even if they approved of more changes than not

>>584014318
They're probably hoping all the players who sub for one month every year for leagues become permanent players.

>>584014318
Didn't you know there's secretly a huge silent majority of players who badly want to play the game but just can't bring themselves to start? That's Jagex's target audience, and it's totally real

Hi there!
I am the official Runescape spiritual advisor
You may call me "Father Runescape".

We have heard a lot about the end times of Runescape. This was foretold in the "Big Titty Book of Dang"

~"Yea, and then I saw a many headed monster , most foul, and its name was BIG DADDY JAGEX, and thusly did it thrust its WALLOPING GREAT MONSTER WHOPPER deep into the frightened anuses of the Runescapers. And verily was there was a great gnashing of teeth and rather loud was the wailing."

Indeed.
But I have good news! For although your rectums may be doomed they can still find eternal salvation through GOD!
Yes.
Your poor bruised and abused asses may ascend into ANAL HEAVEN. Where Angels pamper your bottoms with soft warm towels and neatly trim away any Dingleberries dangling between your butt cheeks. Yes.

BUT! Your anus MUST be spiritually pure. Otherwise GOD will consign your ass to ANAL HELL! Where demons spout multiple dicks festooned with barbed wire and lurk with lustful intent. Oh no, you dont want to go there!

For that reason you MUST CONFESS your many Runescape SINS! All of them! Only then can your butt be cleansed. Spiritually that is.

I will take your confessions now. Bless you and may GOD be with you.

>>584019856
Bless me Father for I have sinned.
One time I used a portable well to make potions.
May God have mercy upon my dear little anus!

>>584014318
you make more money from a big push of subscribers (some will forget to unsub) and bond purchases in the first month than you will the rest of the year.

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>>584019856
fuck off, religious fag! i dont believe in FAKE and MADE UP IMAGINARY FRIENDS like GOD! im grounded in FACTS and LOGIC because im an ATHIEST! i only believe in SCIENCE! that's why the only person i trust is dr. runescape, not some fake ass religious cuck called father runescape!

>>584029015
>I'm not a professional "quote maker"
He should have more confidence in himself, people are still quoting his masterpiece over a decade later.

>>584029572
>i made a quote
>steals quote changing 3 words
wow. such words. many feelings.

>>584029015
Father Runescape here.
Although the good Doctor is very learned in the way of medicine he can offer no substitute for spiritual redemption.
In fact I took his confession just the other day, where he admitted to deliberately switching out prescriptions of "Wonderlube"™ for liquidized chilli peppers. Says he made billions of gp off noobs.
But even Doctor Runescape knows that no amount of bonds or RWT will get his puckered ass in to ANAL HEAVEN!

I will pray for your sphincter, oh ye of little faith. For you have sinned greatly. I wouldn't be surprised if you trained agility with silver-hawks and....*choke*... PURCHASED feathers on the GE.
May God have mercy upon your anus.
Amen.
>>584029572
Now lets hear your confession son.
Come now, there is no shame in admitting you got all of your Dung xp from the hole.

There is a reason sinkholes aren't being removed.

>>584034241
because they're one letter removed from stinkholes and BDJ loved to enter those dailly?

>>584034241
I didn't do a single sinkhole. It looks more autistic than pof.

>>584034147
>Now lets hear your confession son.
I have 120 dung but I'm only on floor 40.

>>584034485
the little groups of people waiting for them to pop up are often chatty catties which is delightful

>>584034147
>Now lets hear your confession son.
I've started to like getting fucked by BDJ'S MONSTER WHOPPER

>>584034485
Sinkholes were fun and were good DG xp back when DG was a total slog to train. You were directly competing against other people in a non-combat setting but they were randos and it didn't take very long. The end with the card game was always good for a laugh when people use cards that fuck themselves over.

I'm sure some of it is him samefagging but you newfags need to stop entertaining him before it kills the general again.

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Ryan logging in on a Saturday to give more answers to things nobody cares about and avoid the economy question.

>>584036302
Why do Redditors think they know more or better than actual developers? They think all the people in Jagex, only like 3 of them thought about this over night and said "Fuck it, send it"?

>>584014318
The actual content is usually pretty decent, and many of the most popular osrs updates are literally just backporting rs3 content but with shittier graphics. It's got the KMMO issue where it's everything else was horrific and soul-suckingly awful and tainted by p2w elements and microtransactions that engaging with even the good shit like enrage bosses wasn't worth it

>>584037813
Most redditors would have correctly predicted that an idea like reignited would result in an outrage and Jagex did it anyway so they have every right to.

>>584038295
>but with shittier graphics
At least their graphics have identity.

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>>584036302
The fact that Jagex hasn't completely scrapped Reignited tells me that there is some sort of outside pressure to continue with it.

I suspect some shadow VC wants to study how the economies develop and them as predictive data or models for the real economy

>>584038475
Or Mod North wants a bonus for reaching a certain number of new subs.

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Seen it all, been through it all but it seems Jagex will really finally kill off original runescape. End result of decades of bad decisions, greed and woke virtue signaling.
Oh well, I guess everything has to end sometime. At least there is still osrs for however long it takes for them to fuck that up too.

>>584038475
The current RS3 player population is literally so miniscule it doesn't matter if every """""veteran""""" refuses to play or quits. They're like 10% of members.
If even 10% of OSRS players try Reignited and 10% of people who've quit runescape any point the last 20 years come back to try it, they'll instantly outnumber the paypigs who tolerated Treasure Hunter and Squeal of Fortune for over a decade eating shit the entire time.

This is literally like a retail wow player who stayed subbed through all of Shadowlands saying "but I don't want to lose my mounts and gear!" when talking about Forever or Classic. Nigga if you were willing to stay subbed through fucking sneedolands they don't really care what you think since you're clearly the lowest form of paypig who will tolerate literally anything, their job is winning over people with even the tiniest bit of discernment instead

>>584039720
I would argue that the population that wants to play a runescape game but isn't already playing one and didn't already join during the road to restoration is the minuscule one.
The population that wants to play two runescape games at the same time is even smaller.

>>584034660
wtf....

>>584039713
I refuse to ever go to Hans and see just how much of my limited time on this earth has been spent playing one game

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Reignited is going to get raped by chink bots
A $60 paywall couldn't stop them in MapleStory Classic
Now Jagex is offering every chink botter 10 days of free access to violate our anuses

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>>584049781
i want to play but releasing the game with nothing but victoria island is retarded. let me go to old school orbis, el nath, aqua road, and ludibrium, gook korean niggers

>>584049781
yes but they'll only be able to do botting
i'm sure jagex got super competent at preventing dupes and there wont be lots of problems

Im warming to reignited. Might play for a day or two out of the month when I feel like getting some quick levels. No idea how they will try and get me to go the distance though. I can see getting my combats up and doing some quests but idk about doing every quest again with their shitty questhelper.
Oh yeah and all this API shit and no true tile? Come on

>>584039713
Damn, dude. 10% of the last 22 years of your life in RS. Averaging about two and a half hours per day.

>>584034147
Hear my confession Father
I am a terrible sinner
I would go to the Beach event for the sole purpose of jerking off to bikini wear babes. Will God allow my ass in Heaven?

>>584061984
I imagine most of that would be afk.

>>584039028
>Or Mod North wants a bonus for reaching a certain number of new subs.
Wrong on two accounts. First the average Runescape player is not a sub. They are a dom. They want to be on top, not on the bottom taking it. That's why Mod North enjoys fucking their asses so much. Secondly Mod North doesn't care about a bonus. He does it for free. He would even fuck a pig's ass for free.

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>>584063375
there is nothing wrong with that. we all do it. bikini babes are so hot and make my cock so hard; how am i expected to NOT jerk off to them? i go to the beach and do it irl too, though 3D foids dont hit nearly as hard as beautiful runescape girls

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>>584068012
Honestly this game is totally lacking any sexy outfits other than the couple of beachwear ones you've posted

Where's my Zarosian G-string? Pasties of Havoc? Igneous Thigh-highs?

>>584068673
monke :)

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>>584068673
they should have gone with the white hair one on the right because she gives me a boner

there is a cock in my ass. i did not consent to this cock being in my ass, but it's there anyways. it belongs to jagex.

>>584073004
It's because her face is much narrower than the rest.

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>>584068673
Nex has the Zarosian G-string angel of death armor

other than questing I'm so far removed from the meta of this game I have no idea what would even be my best reignited starting skills. Thieving is good but then I'd be doing arsenal with the bare minimum of gear. RC would probably end up very powerful but you'd still need to buy the off hand for big money. You can boss but Im not really good at that. Maybe just mining/smithing since it's a time investment?

>>584084171
rape dang

>>584087586
You might be able to make some good money selling Necronium to people trying to rush 80 Smithing for Invention

>>584087586
Firemaking and woodcutting. Also agility. Don't you want to be the first with 99 agility before it becomes EZ mode?

Father Runescape here. Ready to take your Runescape confessions
>>584034529
That's a minor sin, my son. Just do 512 Hail Dangs and God will forgive you.
>>584034660
Then my son you are beyond redemption. Not even the power of prayer can save your ass. Your anus will endure endless suffering in HELL where the Demons dont even have the Goddamned courtesy of giving you a reach around.
>>584063375
That is not a sin you fucking idiot. But if you were to meet up in real life only to discover they are some fat balding old man AND you still jerk off, then yes you would be damned for all time.
>>584068012
Your anus is going straight to heaven. No doubt about it. Bless you!
Phew! That's been a hard day's work bringing the word of GOD to all you sinners. But its worth it knowing I have helped saved many sparkling clean bumholes from the ravages of eternal damnation.
Now I am sure there's many more of you who need saving. Confess. CONFESS YOUR RUNESCAPE SINS! Time is running out. You dont want to leave your ass in limbo when Runescape finally implodes. I also have penances for sale. Only 1 bond each. Far easier to buy God's forgiveness than saying a shitload of Hail Dangs or enduring a messy round of self-flagellation.

Mod North = Antichrist

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>>584039713
send help
(most of this was spent during 2010-2013)

bros i just got 99 arch but the guildmaster doesn't have an option to switch to the retro cape, how can i do that? i looked on the wiki and it said go in the settings but it wasn't there either

I was initially looking forward to Reignited because I do sorta believe in the taintedness of RS3 but honestly I do think it's a really dumb idea. It's not like you can't just pay your way past a bunch of work in OSRS via bonds. Ironman is the only 'integrity' mode in either game. By the way did Jagex just forget about ironman mode for this? Those players are now going to be stuck on the old servers despite having more 'integrity' than ANY main in ANY version of Runescape. Just work to get rid of FOMO as much as possible, honestly they should get rid of double XP too and bonds but whatever. The amount of people who only refuse to play because of a 'taint' can't be that significant especially because Reignited will still have bonds and bonus xp I think? So what the fuck do they care? Yeah omg the leaderboards are tainted but is that a big deal when the game is TWENTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD? You're never going to catch up to some people except for new skills and bosses maybe. At which point the old MTX don't even matter anymore because their effects diminish over time anyways. They can't buy new treasure hunter keys to prepare for upcoming content. And if the problem is that theyre ahead cuz theyre playing longer then youre just an idiot. Because again the game is 25 fucking years old.

>>584108635
Dxp has done more damage then TH ever did and it is crazy that they still persist with it
Not to mention other events like slayer or boss weekends where you can overload for free and have free deaths doing damage to the game as well

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Proper sweat is our Bazza

>>584111312
Id somewhat respect the bloke if he made them as an ironman, but like its not hard to max an account, let alone 5 of them when you can trade and use the ge
Still massively mentally ill behaviour either way though

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>>584114291
Justice for Bazz

>>584111312
what is that emote from?

when exactly are plugins being added to the main game?

>>584122971
beta is now. I assume it's going to release at the same time as reignited. Seems to be their big push for new player experience. The issue is API sucks right now and no one is going to like it.

I'm actually curious to see how it feels using Burthorpe as a newbie hub. I'm aware of it but never really used the area or any of the new features.

>>584068012
They nerfed the tits with the player graphic update. It looks bad now.

still waiting on that part 2 avatar rework haha

>>583645202
>MOUSE IS TRANSPARENT ON WINDOW MODE
>click fullscren
>custom cursor get all the colors back
>go back to window mode. Everything is white and grey
What the fuck is GOING ON?!?!!??!
>>583964897
same dude here. its so fucking weird. I have tried everything. if anyone finds out, help me. this game is asssssssss. new player here and im going insane seeing the white custom cursor on everythign unless i play on full screen. wtf

>>584138361
if anyone can figure this out, I will suck your cock. as a new player makes me not want to continuing my rs3 journey.