Teamwork Edition>Previous>>583551346>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSSep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxwSep 22 TD-110 Maelstrom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaaTuqKVwsISep 25 Launching Devoid of Liberty https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715665292442731947>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionSep 22 1.007.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668376859863416942Sep 24 1.007.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715665292442731519
Wow illuminate just highlights the worst fucking aspects of the game by farI guess because they are the least popular they get the least balance attention but some of the shittery I experience in D10 is retarded in a bad way
>>583666015people keep yapping about "muh D10" but I bet more than 50% of /hdg/ would not complete a D6 vote snatcher mission without a single death
it occurs to me I left out rate of fire and recoil
So the network update did literally nothing at all?
Daaaaaaanger cloooooose!>that stupid soundpost got stuck in my head
>>583666015Its because Illuminate BEGS for good arc weapons and we have FUCK allWe have a handful at best and most suck balls and are avoided because of muh Friendly FireAlso anecdotal but I swear sentries have absolutely retarded target selection against them
>>583666376how do you make a chaining arc weapon that isn't a friendly fire hazard?
>>583666109I don't care how inefficient or bad it is.
>>583666408You don't, if you are taking arc FF then idk, wear the fucking anti-arc armorBut that would require a modicum of teamwork from randoms
>>583666408A full arc team is really good.I swear that arc used to knock you down before, but it doesn't do that anymore.
>>583666428I haven't been here in a minute, what's this, a new meme?
>>583666109there aren't any AP1 weapons, nor are there any weapons with negative ergonomics
>>583666565It's /hdg/ official mascot
>>583666702there used to be
>can apply Mean Green to Maelstrom>still can't apply it to BastionBoooo
>>583666497>extremely high pen but low damagesome manner of primary railgun?kills hulk eyes in 3 shots
True enlightenment is knowing the Railgun and ABRL are the 2 best support weapons in the game
>>583667041Sorry bro, nothing is better than peak fashion + high visibility combo of the Onyx!And can be applied to both tanks too.
>>583666109270dmg, med pen, 50% durable, -10 ergo, 70 rnds, 4 mags, 4 sec reload, 250 rpm, 130 recoil.Just some "mini" AC that shoots metal slugs instead of APHET.Set up on a hill and rain down hell.
>>583667237NTA but Glacial Polymer looks wayyyyyyyyy better, sorry tasteless chud
>>583666109Give me a NTW-20
>>583667418>high visibility yellow on black is tasteless>while saying that millennial corporate gray color looks better bwo...
>>583667549AH would probably argue that the AC-8 is already an NTW-20 equivalent
Why can't solo silo destroy an objective like jammer?
>>583666376>>583666015I can't tell if you're struggling vs the squids or bored because they're too easy.XMG kills everything except harvesters on the squid front. Technically it can kill them too, but the harvester light pen weakpoints are awkward.
>>583668102because fuck you, it's a jammer. interact with it directly
>>583668102Because the jammer is one of the few things that hasn't been 100% defanged on the bot front. Someone post the webm that shows how blatantly bots fire for cinematic effect rather than aiming to hit you.
>>583667712the 20mm version maybe but it also comes chambered in 14.5x114
>>583668102>delete objective from the otherside of the map without having to interact with itGee, i wonder why?
>>583668135But why? It has no use outside objective destruction. Even the portable hellbomb has more utility, but it can also take out objectives>But you need to run up to itOk, and I can run away at 0 risk, maybe a single stim taxThere is no good reason solo silo shouldn't take out objectives. Hell, give it a longer cooldown for all I care
>>583666109one Super PTRS-41
>>583668210True, solo silo trivializes bot bunker objectives and its not even funny...
>>583668210>delete objective from the otherside of the map without having to interact with itIt's fine on the bug front, so why not on bots?
>>583668308>It's fine on the bug front,just because you can do it on the bug front doesn't make it fine
>>583668210>And then there are 2 other jammers and a scan tower tooI dunno, I feel like being able to take 1 isn't a big deal franklyIt really may as well not exist outside the sole purpose of sniping objectives
>>583668293Bot bunkers are so much cooler if you're not cheesing them with AT/reds/ETC.Storming a fortified position is just cool.They should be made demo 60, defang them with AT is fine but you have to go up there and hellbomb them.
>>583668412again, true, while I love the cheese strat, I can't help myself but feel like I missed out on "content" by not storming the castle with my bros on foot...
>>583668308It's not fine on the bugfront, it's lame on the bugfront.>call in emancipator>4/5 side objectives are done 1 minute into the mission
I was just playing the first game and rencountered obelisk for the first time in a long time. I am now considering how *teleports behind you and drops instant death wall on your position* stacks up to modern illuminate units in terms of being really annoying.
Cant believe the AC is finally goodhttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16984
>>583669443No clue what that mod is, but AC is already the best support weapon.
best weapon to deal with 10,000 harvesters on senge
>>583669831unironically HMG emplacement
>>583669831Maxigun. MMG is you're shit at the game.
>>583669443that's a horse's cock...
>>583670097if*
>>583669563Never wasNever will beSwiggers have a stiffy for itIt's literally mid trash
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244254926640/76561199070355342modded lovby bs dead hours whatever join!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>583670419>best support weapon>mid trash
Why is Pacifier so good at cucking appropriators?
>>5836706342/4.
>mod to display enemy intel so you bring appropriate loadouts>mod to browse lobbies so you don't have to put up with the dogshit timer-bound planet-bound partial refresh to find gamesHow did these even need to be mods to begin with? Now people are posting about voice calls (will never happen because consoles are bound to meme wheels, and the game doesn't let you host servers which hand out audio files like fucking counter strike did decades ago). Just a couple of things like >NEED ANTI-TANK>RELOAD ME>BREACH ON MY POSITION>CLEAR>I NEED DRUGS, NOW>WE'RE SCREWED, LEG IT>NICE SHOT>PRAISE DEMOCRACY>INSULT ENEMIES>BANTER ALLIES (Yeeeww tosspot)>LOOK OUT [, SENTRY]>WATCH THE FLANKSWould go such a long way to the Grunt Fantasy (TM) and cost basically nothing but keybinds to audio files (completely trivial) and like 30 recordings (basically nothing).Add a mod that makes firemod switches not complete garbage and that'd round out changes that don't require an in-engine in-mission work and be easy wins for these cocksuckers.
>>583670778Almost instant zapBig stupid weak point cockpit opening up
>>583666109
>>583670778>>583671032Where do I aim with Pacifier to quickly stun apps?
>>583671082Main body
>>583667549>big bamboo that actually rewards single weakpoint hits >on a primary on topNever happening.
>>583666109Either this image's balancing sucks or a the liberator is overpowered
>>583670992How would you improve fire mode switches? It's one button press.Are you going to suggest some advanced AI that predicts when you want to fire single shot or fullauto?
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/17039How the fuck are poor swedes supposed to compete?Bacon flavored apples have breached the limited design space containment!
>>583671068>2 bullets>gets 1 bullet from resuplies
>>583671581there is no amount of help that single shot gets on that chart to make the ammo economy not ass, so I went with the funniest possible option
I don't see anyone using this anymore, it's that dogshit huh?
>>583671975literally no use case
>>583671975I won't use it unless they buff the burst rpm to 2000 as a matter of principle
>>583671975incredible primary if you're not one of those fags that can't handle low ergo. accurate, high rof, and the shotgun is a nice fallback if you're incapable of timing a tactical reload and get caught out.
>>583671975>shit ergonomic>9 trillion years long reload>useless shotgun with pitiful damage and no staggerMeanwhile the Evictor just destroy everything it sees + it can close bugholes and destroy bot fabs
>>583671975needs larger mag, more dmg per bullet, or faster reload. as is it’s fucking tedious and the underbarrel shotgun is better than the actual gun
>>583672494following up on this and considering >>583672475 try to sell me on it. it’s basically a worse gallant with the only upside being accuracy/range. the AP3 is irrelevant for clicking bot heads or most other weakpoints. yeah high burst of dps to instadelet an enemy but so what you’d instakill one devastator in the chest or a hive guard? which is what the gallant would do except now you can do a “panic” magdump at long range? and then sit trough that fucking reload to deal with the rest of the swarm
>>583673170The primary fire is light pen, its the shotgun that is med pen.
>>583673308even more abysmal holy christ
can't have shit in detroit
>>583673367The shotgun is actually a really nice fast reload as long as you don't fire the 4th shell, hardly enough to save the gun though.
>>583671975Amazing gun.Really nice high rpm and low recoil that makes its burst feel like a DMR.And its shotgun is one of the best shotguns in the game.
>>583673367>ap3fagjust use the sai if you're going to be an aimlet
>>583673146holy shit, that's a long gun
>>583673524The sai is so amazingly braindead.It takes like a 100 shots to overheat and you get 5 heatsinks.You can literally tape your mouse down and still not run out before the resupply comes off cooldown.
>>583673146Enter: the worst gun in the game
>>583673507>high rpm and low recoil that makes its burst feel like a DMRthat's a really neat idea. they should design a dmr that burst fires so fast that you don't even have time to feel the recoil.
do we know what teh stratagem reward is
>>583673816
>>583673524no you dumb fuck I’m saying it’s worse than the gallant in every way. is this just bait? I said the AP3 was useless anyhow. it’s two handed, same damage, smaller mag, worse ergo, lower rpm, tedious reload AND lower pen. if the accuracy mattered to the extent that you could use it as a marksman rifle why wouldn’t you just use a marksman rifle. at least the AR part of the one-two is “fine” and the grenade launcher is neat. I’d like to use an underbarrel shotty but not if it’s attached to that miserable fucking primary
>>583673787Anon, do i have great news for you.That's exactly what the arbitrator does.
>>583671409Make it actually work, that's all I want
>>583673973nah, you definitely get muzzle climb before the third bullet is fired
>>583673973
>>583673978>press button>fire mode changesIt works, are you sure you are pressing the right button?
>>583673843
>>583673170it's a tighter libcarbine with less than half the ergo, no magazine upgrades, 20% less damage for 30% more fire rate, less spare/reserve ammo, and then a worse sweeper stuck to the bottom (450/108 over split over 9 pellets versus 504/132 over 12), and then that gets cucked to 4+20 shells versus 7+70i'm convinced the RPM is a noob trap and that it's designed so that players magdump the thing in about two and a half seconds before they get caught in the longer reload because the thing just plain does less damage period, and are forced to switch to the shotgun or die, and that otherwise you need to enjoy burstfire headshots and switching modes a lot to really get the most out of it, predictable result being that you have a double function gun whose modes are individually kind of flaccid and whose point is swapping between those two modes to cover what each part is shitty at
what causes this disorder?
>>583673843>enemies no longer attack empty vehicles>this thing returns>its best use case, as a massive bomb larger than a hellbomb, will no longer be reliable.cursed stratagem
>>583674448Qrd on the situation/mods they're scared of? I haven't played for a little bit
>>583674448What disorder? Cheating?Low IQ, brown coded entitlement, being shit at the game.
>>583674448Solved by a lobby browser with a check box for Vanilla/Modded lobbies+a modlist you can bring up to see what they're running.
>>583674448>Why yes, I would rather compose a doctoral thesis than stop playing on easy mode and host
Why is the generator a stingray kamikaze magnet? That's the third time I lost a defense mission to them crashing and dying into them. The eagle braps aren't helping.
>>583674531redditor sees a guy go through a squid mission fairly quickly with c4, mines, supply car, then after the mission sees them probably use the QoL ship hotkeys to basically teleport to their hellpod and apply a preset loadoutredditor then schizos about someone using the instant-win joke mod that i'm pretty sure broke when the tank warbond happened, grenade stat changes, or a nuke machinegun/flamer projectile swap and somehow this ruins their entire play session because they can't bear the thought of this happening or some such shitthese things are increasingly possible now, especially since there are a few different live stat editors that can be loaded now to mess with things ranging from stratagem cooldowns to jump pack ranges and individual weapon stats and whatnot, though you be the judge of whether that should live rent free in somebody's head and ruin their four player videogame session
>>583675032Oh.. the way that dork wrote a novel on it I thought it must be some sort of widespread thing
>>583675032>It's a 4 player co-op game so cheating is not that big of deal actuallyBrown shitskin hands typed out this post
>>583675032if I recall, those lowThelldivers guys are pretty autistic, they tend to obsess over how other people play instead of just playing the game and enjoying it. guy above me is a classic example
Hello Gucci, still fantasizing about drinking cum and raping other people?
>>583675248This, cheating in coop is the worst form of cheating.
>>583675248>Brown shitskin hands typed out this postyou don't need to announce it, that's common knowledge at this point
is there a quick way to switch from rifle to shot/GL?
>>583675435>no uGreat rebuttal, shitskin. Anything else you want to add?
>>583673887got out of bed to test the thing out and the reload isn’t as abysmal as I remember. still like >>583674427 said it’s basically just for burst headshots on bots (tenderizer bros?) which wowee I could use a dmr instead. thing only gets a 2x scope as well. I guess the only niche use case I could think of is if you took AT support weapon and atim pistol so you wanted something dmr-ish with a backup shotgun for up close. pretty worthless on bugs / squids because it just does not have sustained dps. like i said at least the AR part of the one-two isn’t terrible but the arbitrator is just so cucked desu
>>583675442Other than the keybind? No.
This any good?
>>583674448niggerfaggotry
>>583675609not unless paired with flame resist armorstill you’re cucking the whole team out of stamina booster or something better for your meme kit. that is, until we get roving incendiary frv mad max rape gangs patrolling the maps
>>583675609Other than the meta 4 not a single booster has any use at all and they may as well not exist.Except insertion. I take that specifically to fuck with nerds.
>>583674713Lost technology. Literally impossible today. Not even grok could reverse engineer it.
>>583675813Muscle enhanchement > stamina on snow and desrt planets.Deadsprint is better than stamina if you're not a light sissy.Smoke pods are great to stop sentry tards from teamkilling you.The sample boosters are alright to help out newfags.
>>583675245>widespreadgoing by nexus alone the common bingus scriptmod loader has over 50k unique downloads so scriptmods in general have some kind of significant traction, and the vast majority of them are vibecoded for whatever good or bad that brings; whether that translates to 50k players deciding their machineguns should fire nukes is a different matter and it's kind of stirred the pot since the allure of script mods is largely 'what if i could install this and fix the thing these useless fucking swedes haven't touched in the last two goddamn years', and some influencers have taken to platforming/shilling these sorts of mods, and in turn this has led to both more people using/making them as well as more people being concerned for one reason or anothersome people are like the paranoid redditor being excessively worried about having one bad encounter in public matches and whether that will ruin the game, others feel like this is confirmation that mods are for shitters and QoL is cheats, and what counts as QoL versus cheat itself has been a topic of some debate within the shitcord; with that comes other concerns since to this point the most widely accessible form of helldiver mods have been asset swaps rather than actual scripts and stat changes, and so modders, users, commissioners are understandably worried that somehow these new mods and editors will provoke sony/sweden into castrating the modding scenein turn this leads to more anti-modding luddites going on various tirades and harassment/report campaigns against the scriptmods in an effort to try and placate the corporation by nipping this in the bud (as if this shit can't just be reposted elsewhere with ease), and that in turn leads various acts of spite of varying levels of productivity and pettiness as well as clickbait, eg 'i got banned for mods', 'they're gonna ban mods', 'mods are viruses', 'this mod infected my computer with dolphin porn'
>>583676169This really would be fixed by simply integrating it into the game and clearly labelling what counts as a gameplay mode vs a cosmetic mod. Hell, just letting modders make the official tool which handles this and lets you filter games which use mods or block/allowlist your preference if they themselves can't be arsed. Turns out a community can do tons of work for you (For no monetary compensation!) while you just take the credit and let the money rolls in. >muh profitI hear Valve is really poor yeah.
>>583676390I would asume this would lead to some legal dodgy things, like little timmy was exposed to some furry futa mod and Arrowhead platformed this mod so they are responsible.A company has more steps and hoops to go through than just having an AI vibecode the system, like presenting it to big daddy sony for one.
What fucking game are you niggers playing where the enemies just shoot around you because I've been fucking sniped 4 times in 1 game by these fucking squidsMid dive too in some casesI want to play the fuckers that just shoot around you instead of at you, or are you disingenuous faggots playing on D6 or some shit
>>583677446Just get a chink to join your lobby and lag up the entire game.It can be any creature with shit internet, but chinks are easier to recognize than some Brazilian monkey on his jungle wifi.
>>583677446our schizo nerftroon doesn't play the game at all and just spouts the same bullshit and exaggerations in a desperate bid for attentionhe's been doing this for actual years
>>583677608So you're telling me all fags screeching about difficulty are playing on 3rd world internet?Actually, yeah, that makes sense
>>583677765More likely playing with thirdies.
>>583676390the simplest option might be something like disabling XP/progression for modded sessions somehow kind of like how halo MCC does it, though whether anything of consequence happens is for time to tellto better try and quantify the scriptmodding meanwhile:>latest bingus loader file on the nexus has 16.4k unique DLs vs 54.2k unique on mod page itself>bingus V+ pack has 33.4k overall, 4.8k on the build uploaded yesterday>armor transmog, 18.4k>FPV mod 1, 6.4k>FPV mod 2, 15.9k>sentry/guard dog improvements ('don't shoot me' bitch mode), 9.2k>loadout menu. 10,8k>a helmet flashlight, 6.69kand a couple more from ayaka:>the first 360 degree tank rotation mod, 11k>bingus loader, 9.1ka number of these also exist on github but i don't know the numbers for any of that, point being that a lot of people seem like they've at least tried some of these things
me the moment i unlock everything in the game
>>583678289Start investing if you love seeing the numbers go up that much, otherwise play the game and actually have fun while doing so
>>583678289Now you can finally enjoy the game
>>583678518What should I invest?
>>583678289You get to roll the boulder down the other side of the hill.
>>583679046The stock market, bitcoin, gold, silver, real estate. Alternatively, you can try grooming young girls and tell them to make onlyfans content and take 30% cut off their monthly income.
>>583679046In yourself
What's the new campaign stratagem?
>>583681356Supply FRV
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>>583681356The incinerator FRV, or incendiary gatling. Both are shit. Enjoy!
>>583666725You wish Sukdeep.
Nobody found a biologically female girlfriend playing Helldivers 2, anon.Maybe it is time to stop...
>>583648112Status: married to ABDODIVERS and will have lots of STRAIGHT SEX
>>583676793>legal dodgy things, like little timmy was exposedThe easy defense here is Helldivers is rated M.
>>583684041lucky boy...
>>583684040Maybe they're not looking hard enough!
>>583684041AbdoGODS have unconditionally WON.
>>583684041Should have been me, not him!
>>583671497>Some suspicious filesepiiiiiccccccc
How do I get a cute Helldivers wife?
>>583684041why is her head so big
modding killed /hdg/ robbiesits over
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244282001473/76561198126520852Lobby!
Moonkino being attacked by the bugs? Say no more, time to fight bugs.
>>583666725I enjoy the Robutt
>>583687701helmet
>>583674427>less spare/reserve ammo,I hate the swedes for making a caseless ammo rifle something that is starved for ammo. A weapon fluffed up as being a caseless ammo gun should either have an abundance of ammo, or be able to fit higher caliber rounds within the same space.
>>583677446Clips you see where everything just misses you are obviously cherrypicked highlights. But as for squids, elevated overseers are essentially a diceroll: 90% of the time they miss entirely, 8% of the time they bodyshot you once and 2% of the time they aimbot full headshot burst for unavoidable kill because lmao so funneh t. Arrowhead
>>583689594
>>583685326back to your containment general you pest
>>583689804>unavoidable killarmours with rating above 100 prevent this.But /hdg/ will have you believe reduced headshot damage "literally doesn't matter".
>>583677446Squids aren't completely blind like bots.
>>583689804>elevated overseers are essentially a diceroll: 90% of the time they miss entirely, 8% of the time they bodyshot you once and 2% of the time they aimbot full headshot burst for unavoidable kill because lmao so funneh t. ArrowheadBots (still) do that too.
>>583689830agreed
>>583690230With bots its not random, its called the "suppressive fire" mechanic.As long as you keep shooting in the general direction of the bot, it will be inaccurate. That is why using the peacemaker you can stay alive just by shooting stray shots at them, because you make them inaccurate.If you start rundiving (especially in a straight line) then the suppression disappears and they snipe you.Conclusion? Engage the enemy so it can't engage you and stop rundiving.
>>583688737whats da moon maps
>>583689801but dude it has an underbarrel shotgun so the only way to balance it is to rape it into oblivion
>>583690578I know about that mechanic but still happens, it takes only one heavy devastator that isn't within the suppression range, sometimes even normal troopers.
>>583690578
>>583690578IIRC it's only when you actually hit them does the suppression mechanic kick inThere doesn't seem to be any actual wiki page or anything on this so who the fuck knows
>>583689594Big even for helmet is like mascot caricature
A little funfact, the last time we got a new operation modifier was when illuminates were added to the game two years ago (leviathans don't count because they just spawn in mega cities)
>>583691031I play a lot of bots but he is right that you can shoot at them and their aim becomes less precise, even if you miss them. The suppression range just isn't so big to cover every annoying bot you can think of, I'm not sure it works against striders and hulks.
>>583684041>the only good art of this character wasn't even drawn by his actual artistit's so fucking funnyfagdivers need to ACK asap
>>583691350big helmet
>>583675609Only if you minigun/bfgl/cremator enjoyer and have a medic slut so that you never have to dive at all.
>>583691031you don't even need to hit them, just shoot in their general direction lol
any slutdivers on ??
You dont even need to hit soldiers to supressed them too, that's how it is IRL too retard-kun
>>583695156Select the posts you're responding to or keep your hole shut. You air talking punk bitch zoomer.
>Even with mods squids are boring as fuckJust delete this mistake of a faction already
>Use mods to give the Redeemer AP10 and 400 damage per shotNow I can destroy India.
We're all busy attending that anons family's funeral
cultists are a pushover honestya single stalwart is all it takes to shut them down completely|still it is a cucked version of cultists that doesn't have this guy
What if there was a bigger AMR emplacement? Halfway between HMGe and ATe. Or something you can carry.
>>583699734i very much want a proper ANTI TANK rifle with ap 5.
>>583699884Yes. I just want a really big firearm, not a launcher.
>>583700157Your autocanon, sir?
>>583699884"anti-tank" rifles were named "anti-tank" rifles when "tanks" were things like Panzer-I's. Anti-tank rifles didn't go away. They just got renamed to anti-material rifles since they're no longer remotely suitable for fighting tanks. They're best suited for breaking things like engines and radar equipment.
>>583700157You're lucky that an AMR can kill tanks at all. Realistically a proper tank would be proof against man portable firearms from all directions, not just the frontal armor.
lenient modded lobbyturned up spawn rates on every factionlobby votes 4 factionsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244297319732/76561199120619040
>The Epoch tranny thinks the maxigun having shitty downsides gives it "character" (They never use the maxigun)Man, this reminds me of trannies seething at hot characters and cheering for the ugly ones but never playing the ugly characters
>>583701005>>583700645>>583700157Yeah. That's why I said "proper". I don't care if it's not realistic or accurate to the media literate grunt fantasy. I want a big fuck off cartridge to blast chargers in the brain with.Bonus points for using Peak Physique to swing the thing around like General Brasch's Helldiver maker.
>>583701103>turned up spawn rates on every factionyeah this one gonna crash within 5 minutes lol not bothering
>>5837011032/4
>>583666015The different parts of the illuminate have no cohesion. It's almost like the faction has been assembled piecemeal over a dozen or so drips, with no continuous thought given to what these additions do for the faction feelTwo of the fucking subfactions being fake doesn't help, either. Appropriators is ALMOST good, but they fucked it up with the shit drone swarms.
>Quasaar overheats>The ice doesnt need to be swapped out and just needs to cool>Other laser weapon overheats>The Ice needs to be swapped outMake it make sense. I thought this was a believable realistic grunt fantasy
>>583702702It doesn't overheat on shooting, it has a limiter that prevents it from shooting more than once every 8 seconds to stop the user from melting the heatsink. I bet you if that limiter could be turned off, it'd explode or set the user on fire on second shot.
>>583703059>I bet you if that limiter could be turned off, it'd explode or set the user on fire on second shot.False. You think arrowhead would miss out on a chance to have le funny suicide weapon?
>>583701316That just sounds like an RR.
>>583702702>lasers making noise (not the gun whirling or some internal component, the actual, literal intense light)>lasers having recoil>lasers having projectiles at all (reminder, light is fucking instant)by realistic metrics, the only mostly realistic laser weapons are trident, Scythe, Dagger, and Lascan, and all three break the sound rules
>>583703119They already did this with epoch though.
>>583701316The call in your fucking lumberer already. The weapon that you're asking for is already in the game.
>>583701103lust provoking imageplz join
>>583703303You could also argue the Railgun already did it first but here we are
How in the fuck do bugs come from mold spores.
>>583703119Unfortunately, that would allow the Quasar to be fired faster if you were able to time it such that the gun cooled down almost exactly when it was actually fired.And that's an unacceptable level of fun and skill expression
>epoch and railgun just explode at 100% charge instead of the gun forcing the shot out at 95% or soIs super earth deliberatly designing their weapons to kill their own soldiers?
>>583701103>>583703354>lust provoking imageumm, which one?
>>5837011033/4join quick
call it arby n the chief
>>583703492No, thats just how arrowhead assumes all military are. (They swedish conscripts aka trained wrong on purpose)
>>583703267It's exaggerated, but I could understand the Dagger, Scythe, and Laser Cannon making SOME noise, since the weapon apparently does damage via some form of thermal transfer, therefore atmospheric particles being burned, and air expansion and displacement would probably be audible. To a degree.
>>583703267>focused light-based "projectile" travels slower than a fucking .45 acp out of a pistolwhat is wrong with them?
>Ragdoll remover>More heath mod>Stronger bubble shieldAhh.... This is the game if it was made by american soldiers (real ones)
The Sai is better without the focus lens. The spread is so shit there is little point at using it outside of close range. And rpm is better at mowing shit down at close range.
>>583703267Amy laser powerful enough to make this much damage will sound like a thunder crack from superheating the air that it passes through. The subsonic light is pure Sweden though.
>>583705025youtube garage kit lasers before posting, brother
>>583705025Laser moves too fast to heat up the air it passes.
>>583705482>garage toys are comparable to laser weapos suitable for missile defense, much less lasers that can facefuck a tank.dumbass.
I'm sorry for doubting you guys, short mag + burst fire is a very fun way to playbeen running the suppressor this way all day on appropriators and doing pretty well
>>583706737Hes probably an arrowhead dev. He probably thinks lasers are just american propaganda because he never saw one as a conscript.
>>583706737That laser is invisible and doesn't heat the air.
>>583674518Anon, there is absolutely nothing stopping you from shooting at the FRV to set off the bomb. Also, if I remember right it's demo 50 so a better comparison would be a large OPS, since Hellbombs can destroy demo 60 targets. That's still enough for things like Detector Towers and Stratagem Jammers though.
>>583706943Now combine it with a 30% faster primary reload armor perk, and you will never be caught vulnerable ever again.
>>583703267>reminder, light is fucking instantno its not. in fact its really fucking slow on an astronomical sclae
>Onions Wars babbies trying to explain why their pew pew lasers aren't fucking stupid
>>583707221We fight at human scale though, to us, its practically instant.
>>583707221Come on now, son.
>>583707027Objectively false.
>>583707221>on an astronomical sclae>applied to a battlefield with an engagement distance of 100m maxstopposting
>>583707473That's the laser scattering off air, not the air being heated sufficiently to make noise or glow.
>these actually uneducated illiterate retards could be joining my lobbiesgrim.
>>583707675>these actually uneducated illiterate retards run our gameverily
>>583707845Catomaton rape.
>>5837011033/4 again join if want
>>583707331Okay sven.
>>583704483I use it on the move and the focus is necessary for that.
>Sven getting mad nobody is taking him seriouslyYou never saw real combat nigga. Youre a larper lmao
>>583707331Pretty sure it's 40Gay posters. You know, the ones mad about the laser colors.
>>583707845i must have sex with this thing
>>583708884>40K invented lasers, air, and speedDamn, I knew Warhammer was influential but I didnt know it was that deep.
>>583708884True 40k players don't give much of a shit about the color and hate that the lasguns are subsonic "laser bullets" instead of pulsed hitscan beams.
>>583708884given how retarded and over the top 40k is, I doubt its fans give a single shit about realism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujaJqruUl-0according to leakfag sources, the new bug enemy is a new nursing spewer spider hybrid, that sends out smaller spiderlings who deal a acid/poison damage to divers when they attack them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHJhpStza0
>>583709246>Spider hybridTheres going to be a lot of angry redditors
>>583707221It takes light 0.13 seconds to travel across the entire planet. It takes 13 seconds for a Sai's "laser" "projecticle" to travel 100 meters.
>decide to just start playing on d10>its easier
>>583710196What were you playing before?
>>583704483It really dependsAnd that's great. More weapon customization should be like the Sai, instead of most weapons having an objectively correct assembly, with maybe some user preference variance on the sights. Of course, I expect Arrowhead to think this is a bug, and fuck the Sai in some way.
>>583709246>spidersthat will kill the bug front
>>583710269NTA but this is trueDepends on the faction, but 7-8 is usually actually the hardest difficulty. 7 for bots, because it's the sweet spot of their numbers and degrading accuracy at higher difficulty, 8 for bugs since it's the sweet spot of their unit composition, I don't know for Illuminate, I don't play Illuminate 10 is legitimately easier.
>>583710269well i was playing d7 mostly but outside of switching to d10 i feel like nothing's really changed apart from the few qol mods i have now. i really thought it'd be harder.
>>583710468>Turn on Arachnophobia mode>This causes the invisible spider corpses to become visible, making it optimalPlease, god, this would be so funny
>>583710489Ive heard the same. I think it has to do with enemy spawn "tokens" and how heavy spam eat up all the spawn tokens.
>>583710269d8
>>583710673YeahThat's definitely it for bugs, at least. On 10 its just heavies forever, on 8 there's a lot more hunters and mobs of shit bugs, which are what actually fucks you over. It also stresses loadouts more, because you need reliable chaff clear AND heavy clear, you can't just go all in on heavies with a decent chaff primary. Unironically, on 8 for bugs, you really need a secondary that can actually handle shit trails of hunters and shit, instead of just fapping with the Ultimatum.
STEALTH WARBOND AGAIN PLEASE
>>583710673it really isn't, every time i hop down to d7-d8-d9 i just fucking fall asleep.if anything it *might* be related to a lower difficulty AND a specific seed, but in general it is just not true
>>583710673>>583710925>>583711050>another episode of delulu tourists coping that two hunters replacing the alpha commander in a patrol actually changes the game entirelynothing below D9 spawns anything unless it's a pouncer/berserker seedand only then it matches the general d10 spawnrates
>>583711056>Just one more stealth warbond, then stealth will be good>Come on man, we need just ONE more silent weapon, then the playstyle can be viable>Look, it's just this one detection bug, then stealth as a playstyle can work>Just one more stealth warbond, then stealth will be good
>>583711706I dunno what it isI can complete around 90% of my bug d10s, but only around 70% of my bug d8sMake those results make sense (I almost always play solo)
>>583711716>steals gameplay from the phantom pain, a stealth game>surprised when people ask for stealth mechanics
>>583711706you sound very insecure
>>583712290if you say soevery time we had a guy come in here spurting this nonsense we'd host a lobby and put it to the testit turned out to be nonsense every single timeif anything it's just annoyance over having to go through this song and dance over and over again
anyone have the mods that let me change enemy constellations? I wanna do an all stingray mission
>>583703327nuh uh
i'll play again if these noobugs are kino
>>583711716I mean it does work and is viable
>>583712428The token system is a real thing though delulu tourist
D8 is peak difficulty
>>583703391Don't think about it. Arrowhead didn't.
>>583713842Dating is peak difficulty, I agree.
>>583712428The only time it had ever been true is low difficulty mindless masses because then and only then is there a literal constant train of voteless. But still not enough for a 4 man squad.
>>583713784no one's denying that, retardit doesn't change the fact that it doesn't suddenly D8, which is a snorefest spawn-wise outside of the swarmiest constellations, make spawn more shit than D10 to an extent it'd make a difference
>>583714039>>another episode of delulu touristyes it does. heavies take up more tokens. D10 spams heavies. You can figure out the rest for yourself even with your room temp IQ
>>583701103GGs.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244311933059/76561198066017633
what if its just the teammates that you get on D8 that are just incompetent compared to the D10 teammates who metafag hard
>>583713784>M-MUH TOKENS MUHFUCKAshut up already you retarded fucking parrot, play the game.
>>583714365uh oh, tourist melty!
>>583709246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWhkMaT7jVo
>>583714206>another episode of delulu tourists coping that two hunters replacing the alpha commander how exactly does that deny the existence of spawn system? if anything, it reaffirms ityou're genuinely so retarded I doubt you can breathe using your nose irl
>>583714462>Hes crashing out on cooldown nowJust another day in the delulu tourist talking about something he knows nothing about.
>>583714462no dude it's totally crazy, the three alpha commanders that would normally have spawned has been split into eight scavengers and a warrior this shit is actually fucking PEAK
That dude got so fucking mad over tokens lmao. What the fuck do they feed you creatures?
mind the teeth
The other day I was on a bug mission where I swear that every single bughole in the meganest was spawning alpha commanders. There were dozens of alpha commanders running about and it felt like I was the only one killing those things. The host had a blatantly cheating stim pistol that fired like a MAC-10, so I don't know if he was fucking with the enemy spawn seeds.
>>583712021That's called being a (street) shitter
>>583703391Terminids exist in a semi-fourth dimensional state due to their innate biology that is configured in such a way as to allow for the creation of E-710. At a microscopic level, when they possess very little mass, Terminid spores are capable of jumping from planet to planet, and will then seek each other out to coalesce into a larger, marcro sized Terminids to begin the process of converting a planet's ecosystem to their fascist biologies. As a feature of the bugs is their characteristic lack of eyes, leading Super Earth scientists have concluded that the Terminids evolved this way not due to any intelligence attributable to a desire to overcome the vast distances between planetary bodies, but simply that by being unable to see, they have no appreciation for moving between one location to another. Indeed, Terminids are simply too stupid to comprehend their brazen violation of causality and natural law, so it is up to Super Earth to keep them properly contained and exploit their FTL capabilities in the correct, democratic way.Thank you for coming to my HED-canon talk.
>>583703391>>583715261i like to think they're basically fungus crab termite monsters that have some kind of thematic overlap with the flood given how rapidly they'll totally fuck up and terraform/termaform a planet and form weird shit like the spore lung and the gloom, or how they rapidly decompose into oil/fuel in the first place with each terminid being like a cell in the greater consuming body of spacebug; the bile spewers and titans could maybe exist as a means of melting down and digesting all the biomass, terminid or otherwise
>>5837143121/4
>>583716153ill join if u host d8
>>583716269sure whatever
>>583716153Failed to join
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244311933059/76561198066017633
>>583716893failed to join
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244315688442/76561198066017633
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/17063Ah, Finally a QoL for me so I dont have to write Shalom everytime
>>5837172303/4
Neat.
D8 lobby doko?
>>583717782too difficult for /hdg/ chuds, we only play D10 here (the baby mode)
>>583717774u look like a star wars
>>583717873Time to dive.
>>583717782>>583717831proof that d8 is harder?
>>583718469The tokens. Go read up on them.
>>583718469Reddit niggers ITT think 6 scavs are harder than alpha commander spam. They also struggle on lower difficulties because the veteran D10 Chads aren't there to carry their asses.
>>583713082yeah but only if you post your ass
>stealth will be goodStealth is already good. Just add suppressor attachments. That's all they need to do.Also stop being a fucking shitter.
>new monitor>2560x1440>180Hz>boot up the game>movehttps://youtu.be/30Ysa3A2WMU
>>583719431go do a D10 cyborg stealth mission and you will see how "well" stealth works
>>583719787Gsync / Freesync enabled?
>>583708884>muh colorcomplete and total deflection argument. dawn of war 2 had more orange/yellow coloured lasgun beams compared to the red ones of dawn of war 1 but nobody gave a shit about it because they still fired fucking beams. the true point of contention is fake and gay laser bullet vs chad kino pulsed beam
>>583719787now expect half the FPS in actual D10 gameplay compared to what you get on the ship
>>583720502>He doesn't know that those are just marketing terms and all monitors have variable rateThe goodest of goyim
>>583718710Youre the nigga that started punching holes in his walls over tokens. Pipe down lil nigga.
/hdg/ lobbies are a DAO.We're ALL token holders.
>>583721283cool fact, now please collect your izzat
>>583721283
I feel guilty for using mods, they are cool I will admit, but there's a certain charm to this game janky-ness
>>583720751i get 110 to 130 during gameplayi was never worried
>>583722312>"I hate getting fucked in the ass but theres a certain charm to having my asshole gaped"
>>583719787when I first got a 144hz monitor I just moved a window around and immediately did a onions face
Damn, why is this guy talking about gay sex all the sudden?
>>583717230steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244315688442/76561198066017633still 3/4
>>583722474nigga you gay
>>583719847I have when they were first introduced. Still finished the mission.
>>583722919I'm just repeating what he said.
>>583722552i pulled up Arsenal and just scrolled a bit amazed at how fucking smooth it movedi can usually spot the smallest amount of jitter but not in this case
>>583723046He didn't say anything about getting fucked and getting his asshole gaped, tf you mean zesty ass nigga?
MO squidssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244321174483/76561198008364447
>>583723486Dont ask me. I'm just repeating what he said. Not sure why youre asking me.
>Cyborgs are arrowheads self insert>Cyborg radical has a smoke grenade>They actively blind the rest of their teamIf Swedes had any sort of humility and self-awareness I'd assume this was a joke about how they were trained wrong as conscripts.
>>583719787make sure you enable Vertical sync on driver level only, disable Vsync on every game, let the driver handle itAlso enable Gsync / freesync or whatever ur monitor has.Download RTSS and cap your framerates globally in a range of -3 to -5 fps of your current monitor, for example in your case is 180hz so cap at 175 or 177 fps max, this is to avoid VRR turning off and the display falls back to standard V-Sync behavior, which can introduce extra input latency or micro-stutters.thats pretty much it, enjoy.
>>5837235362/4
>"DID YOU JUST SAVE ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HOMING STIM PISTOL MOD?!?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!! NOW I WISH I DIED INSTEAD!!"
>get stimmed by a cheat stim machinegun>look at the cheater>manually stim
>>583724187Thank you anonHave my White Girl Music go-to https://youtu.be/lK0sUU0K5SY
>>583724760I bet that looked so cool in your head
>>583721295Nobody is doing that, you stupid triple nigger. I'm just pointing out your faggotry.
Is it my imagination, or do veracitors just sometimes walk around without their shields turned on? Like this fucker. My teammates were nowhere nearby, so they couldn't have popped the shield. There was an eagle fart storm a minute or so prior, but I think the shield should have had time to regenerate and his companion's shield looked up.I don't understand these xenos.
>I can't fucking hit shit with the stim pistol it's so slow it has so much sway it has so much spread it's fucking impossible to accurately shoot at friendlies>stim pistol velocity: 300m/s. peacemaker is 320m/s, verdict is 285m/s>stim pistol spread: 5, the lowest of any ballistic pistol by 3>stim pistol sway: 1, the same as every other pistolso if you can dome troopers and devastators with a peacemaker or verdict why is it so hard to hit a player center mass with the stim pistol?
>>583719431The Halo armors need to be buffed to give them stealth capabilities similar to Redacted Regiment.
>>583726110Because players sprint, dive, and change directions at random intervals and in random directions, instead of slowly walking directly towards you in a straight line.
>>583726329I'd say instead of stealth passive they should get a regenerating shield (or a stamina layer above health going by H3ODST), it would fit much more with them being elite shock troopers. Stealth isn't really their thing. Even in the campaign you constantly fought the covenant head on.
>>583726492so it's not a fault of the weapon, but the trouble of engaging an erratically moving target and any weapon with comparable stats would have similar trouble
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z9EbfvhlEU
>>583700645The bastion actually has about as much armor as a panzer I because it can be frontally penetrated by .50 cal MGs.Somehow still 97 tons.Grunt fantasy or something.
>>583726870You're mistaken. The machineguns aren't damaging the frontal armor. They're killing the tank because of the hits destroying the external storage compartments. Swerealism
>>583726856Sex with Zundamon
>>583726637The pistols can also attempt a follow-up shot much faster thanks to higher ROF. But yes, players run around like headless chickens which makes them a lot harder to hit with a low ROF weapon. Enemies will walk straight towards you and rarely attempt to evade outside of the few notable ones with aim resistance that detect your crosshair and actively try to evade it. And even then rapid fire gives you numerous chances to hit the target.
>>583726110>>583726637I tend to forget you shouldn't aim with the center dot but with the stupid moving circle that shows your weapon's sway. Sway which is massively increased when you try to aim after sprinting btw.
>>583725565>Posts an image to prove hes mad>Rage-filled responseYeah, its you nigga lmaaaooo
>>583726110Use the tracking mod dumb ass retard the player hotbox is broken
>>583718469>>583718710>>583725565hi there. just wanted to let you know you fell for bait (again)
>>583728352lmao aimlet cope is delicious>too shit to play support unless given an autoaim gun like overwatch mercyKEK>>583726110>so if you can dome troopers and devastators with a peacemaker or verdict why is it so hard to hit a player center mass with the stim pistol?>sluggishly moving bots vs>adderal riddled players with a far wider array of movementpeacemaker is a spammable semi automatic, stim pistol is a revolverit's not rocket science
>>583720605Lmao look at this Trud(tm) getting mad all over again. I don't give a single fuck about any of it. I used the color example to show where the spergs came from and you sure as shit proved my point.
>>583725752Wouldn't surprise me since normal overseers turn them on/off based on situation.
>>583668102It's not a buyer buster, it's meant to be anti tank. >>583668210>>583668135The worst part is that you can see SEAF artillery to one-shot the jammer but nobody EVER does it for some reason. Just like doing team-assist reload now that they fixed it.
>>583729350Using seaf artillery to destroy jammers implies that you did that one before doing the jammer and generally, people will go to the big glowing structure before the small artillery shit.
i never played a online gamehow do i get past getting nervous about playing with other people?Also, is the tutorial enough? Shit didnt even teach how to dive.
>>583729350>the final step of the artillery objective is to establish an uplink to the super destroyer>can't be used in jammer range and can't be used after the super destroyer leavesmakes sense>players hate this and demand it be changed>arrowhead changes itnow it doens't make any sense and players still don't use it
lobby?
>>583730359Nobody uses voice chat in the game. Also stop seeing teammates in this game as people to hang out with and more as shit that will make you complete the mission faster.
>>583730443Nobody asked to be able to use the seaf artillery in jammers or after the destroyers leave, AH changed it all by themselves.
>DID.... DID YOU JUST... NO FUCKING WAY DID I SEE YOU DO THAT!! YOU JUST CLICKED THE SCROLL BAR IN THE ARMOURY.... AND MOVE IT?!?!?!?!
>>583707653I was starting to obsessive over the talon because it's basically my primary and I realized it shouldn't be "knocking" them back at all. I just told myself it'd not shooting a laser, but compressed air that has been super heated. At that point it doesn't even need to be a "battery" in the sense of stored energy, but it could be some chemically actuator reaction. I mean, they use the bugs for fuel, and the bugs are shown shooting "lasers" into space during defense of planets with bug attackers. The bugs in starship troopers had the ability to discharge some kind of chemically synthesized energy into space, I just assumed it was meant to be like that. One things for sure, if you shoots a laser at the wall, it shows the same marking as a bullet, which means there is something there to displace mass, not just transfer heat/energy
>>583715261>Super Earth covert termind oil into E-710>E-710 is used by super destroyers warp drives>terminids are able to ftl travel from planet to planet in an instant because their spores have negative mass and are able to warp through spaceWoah
should i buy this, wilds or darktide?Or arc raiders.
>>583731342This game if you want the illusion of play a hard gameDarktide if you want an actually hard gameACK raiders if youre a groomer and like fotmIdk wtf wilds is
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244327714590/76561198141964882lobby.
>>583730359>how do i get past getting nervous about playing with other people?For a random quickplay game, realize that that in the majority of cases you will NEVER interact with those players ever again. This makes their impression of you matter very little. It doesn't really matter if you drop your spaghetti like a nervous sperg, or if you're kickass john helldiver. In a few minutes, maybe an hour at most, they'll be gone and you probably won't see them again. So there isn't much point in getting worked up over how you present yourself to them.People don't expect much cooperation or teamwork in this game. >try not to teamkill people>If someone dies, check the map to see where they died. Ideally you should let the person closest to their corpse recall them>if they spam the "RESPAWN ME" button, then respawn them ASAP regardless of where you are.>maybe type the word "bunker here" if you see one of those double door bunkers.>It's customary for people to say "gg" for "good game" at the end of a match.>say sorry in chat or through the communication menu if you accidentally cause some friendly fireSo just try to relax and in time you'll stop being intimidated at the prospect of sharing a lobby with others.For the /hdg/ lobbies, you might see repeat faces but again most people don't really care what you so so long as you aren't actively griefing with excessive teamkills. Even if you're dogshit at the game. They'll happily carry you to victory vs the opposition so long as you aren't actively causing problems with teamkills.
>>583731342low cortisol- helldivershigh cortisol- darktide
>>5837322483/4!
October content when?
>>583732248FULL!
>>583731342you should buy a good game
>>583730359>Also, is the tutorial enough? Shit didnt even teach how to dive.The tutorial and a few D1 missions should be sufficient for learning the controls and acclimating to mouse sensitivity. Maybe look for some "helldivers tips" or "things that I wish that I knew before playing helldivers" videos.Many of the warbonds contain powerful gear, but a lot of the default equipment are powerful staples that are commonly seen by players who have unlocked everything. For example the default "extra padding" armor is quite good defensively even though many veterans prefer armor that improves their offensive potential. Stratagems like strafing run, gatling barrage, machinegun, recoiless rifle, EAT, Commando, machinegun sentry, rocket sentry, autocannon, supply pack, anti-material rifle, etc are all common sights.
ok kinda new at this game but solo feels like the intended experience. Almost finished my timer as i had to activate 3 silos but my helldiver didnt die and i really felt like a special commando. this game is alright
>>583732716I want the Shear laser rifle. It and the XMG look like a comfy as fuck bug loadout to me.
>>583665934Adult moment: I had a conversation with a young nephew about this game. We had to explain to him that we were the bad guys in this game. It blew his mind and twisted him up inside when we explained we were conquerors living in a society where propaganda (ads) and types of mind control caused us to believe we were good. But really we took whatever we wanted by force and violence. He didn’t want to play anymore.
>>583733773>>583733964
>>583733964Do they not teach kids history anymore
>>583733964Did you tell him that's how things play out in real life? That empires conquer territory and the victors write the history books?
/hdg/ movie nights!!!!
>>583731314Excuse me, Helldiver, do you have a moment? BANG
YOU HAVE BEEN USING [weapon] WRONG*uses it the same way everyone else does*
>>583734639bocchi the rock watchalong?
>>583731342buy hit 2010 tactical medieval RPG Mount & Blade Warband
>>583733964we are the good guys thoughbeit
new objective layout on lava planet? big lava'd up SSD delivery place. Looks pretty neat, spawns seemed fucked tho, barely anything shwed up.
>no cape>thirdie graphicsdisregarding your post
>>583736030You boy gay?
>morality conversation>when one faction makes human soup>when the other make necromorphsserious
>humans are evil>I wish for the humanity to succumb to the invaders>my kind is wrong and the aliens are rightstatements dreamed up by the utterly derangedsupport your guys ALWAYS
Look at me I don't (You) people when I converse with them, I'm so cool and I actually like penis in my butt!
you don't understan humans are le bad guys beacuse they don't give rights to a bunch of psycho cyborgs that turn people into soup and let the bugs take over the hole galaxy terraforming the planets they take over
>>583737193Yeah but super earth did a bad thing thats totally worse!
humans > everything elseit's THAT shrimplethe lowest ghetto nigger >>>> power gap >>>> a hyper advanced aylium
Not giving you izzat by handing out free (you)
Moshi mosh?Warubondo dess?
HelloThe only right is existence and the only wrong is nonexistence. Aiat.Goodbye
???? what
This is all the Demiurge's fault.
helldivers am i right guys
All I got from that is that he's gonna kill himself?Am I misinterpreting something?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244332621134/76561198059803942D10 whatever.
>>5837401342/4
>>5837403983/4
>>583740134FVLL we dive
>>583737952I mean, even if super earth is shit tf you gonna do. Rebel against the only thing that doesnt actively hate you?
>>583700645anti-materiel, anon
>play with public setting>never join, just make my own missions>no one ever joinsdamn, this feels like when the cute girl prefers to stay standing on the bus than sit beside you...
>>583700645something like this would go hard in the game, why are swedes so stupid?
>>583738078braaaaaaaaaaap
>>583740854Become a snoyborg and chop your cock off.
>>583740819is this supposed to make not want to join the illuminate?
Uh bugniggers, you're losing terrek AND brilliance right now. What's the matter with you? You're getting styled on by squidsissies of all people! How embarrassing!
>>583738565how many EATs do you think it would take to kill oryx
>>5837401342/4 one more squids drop then we're moving on
>>583746139Never mind. Everyone left me.
>>583746328i was about to join...
>>583746490its still open. 1/4 forgot to say
2/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244332621134/76561198059803942
>>583746772FVLL
>>583746772SA welcome?
>>583747869No, fuck off.
>>583747929Why?
>>583748264Why would I want to be Sexually Assaulted?
>>583748264My ex was from Brazil and she was a total bitch.I don't want to associate with your kind any further.
>>583748264Because Vice City's better
>>583747869Not gonna lie, I legitimately thought you were one of the weird ERP discord groomers
>first online match>just finished with another starter>he salutes>i forgot how you emote>press g>literally grenade bro as the shuttle comeskill meholy shit i feel so ashamed of myself rn
>>583751102dork
>>583751138i ami am the biggest dork ever
>>583752171welcome home
>>583751102should have doubled down and called him a niggerfaggot
>>583751102That's funny as shit, Anon. Please don't be ashamed
>>5837467723/4 we fuggin bugs now
>>583751102Try to laugh it off. You were both new.
>>583753439Cancelled, everyone booked it and I'm off myself.
>Reward: STRATAGEM Place your betsHard mode: not the Incel FRV
Wow, they really had no faith in this MO, huh?
>>583753828Hopefully a new green. I like defensive builds.
>>583754010hopefully you die in your sleep tonight. the last thing we need is more greens
>Drop on squids>the pubbies trip over every single watcher the instant that they break LOS from me.>end the match with 584 kills>runner up has 225God damn. I burned through so many XMGs. What the fuck is it about squids that makes pubbies drop their spaghetti so hard?
>>583754010Sure thing, kingOne Stalwart Battlement coming right up
>>583754165From what ive seen nobody shoots the fucking drones and nobody has no idea how to deal with the Rape-O-Matic Squid mechs
>>583754293>nobody has no idea how to deal with the Rape-O-Matic Squid mechsDepending on the specific weapon that you have equipped, you either:>brute force the shield in front of the pilot, and then the pilot>use a higher pen weapon to destroy the shield generator and then kill the pilot>use a high pen weapon to destroy one of the legs or the scrotum>aim at the blue elbow/magazine weakpoint bits on the arms and destroy two arms for the kill
>>583754973>>583754293Oh yeah, there's also blue vent weakpoints on the back that will kill them, but generally you can only hit those if they're aggroed onto someone else.
>>583753828I want the Flamer FRV, though. It's armored, can run enemies over, has a strong mounted weapon, and blows up like a 500kg if destroyed with fuel left in the gun. You can drive it into Stratagem Jammers and detonate it if you don't want to commit your backpack slot to the Portable Hellbomb.>>583753991Nobody plays squids, so yeah, it's a reasonable expectation.
>>583753828empty hellpod stratagem
What do you think is happening at Arrowhead studios right now?
>>583756443Taking a little break before they start their pre-vacation sabbatical.
Peak physique or engineering kit to handle the maxigun?
>>583756963m1 without m2 while wearing light armor 400 dpi
does anyone else have trouble finding any missions on the scanner using the qol modpack
>>583731342you should instead invest in an index fund
>>583754165often when I have the highest kills, I also have the highest stratagems used by far
>subreddit is called HelldiversUnfiltered>it’s full of crybabies who got filtered
>Land on really tall cliff and stay there indefinitely with a laser cannon setting shit on fireOh yeah this is gameplay
>>583756963same deal as the HMGpeak physique and then just crouch or prone
>>583757470>m1 without m2I do wonder how many people think the maxigun's recoil is worse than it is because they don't realize firing it (or any other gun) without right mouse held down increases recoil dramatically
>>583759319Yep. >34 strats (me)>runner up 21>then 13>then 2 (late joiner after the host kicked a guy who tried to evac early. Somehow he has zero kills and 3 deaths)
>sprints for one (1) second>both arms go limp while holding onto a dinky little syringe launcher>AAIIIIIIEEEE SWEET LIBERTY I CANNOT HOLD STILL THIS BEHEMOTH OF A WEAPON
>>583759818nobody
>>583678289You’re level 300 already nugga?
>"Oh two of my teammates are taking Recoilless Rifles so I'll take a loadout for chaff">I did not see a single titan go down that mission
>>583726110projectile velocity nigga
>>583761059my RR is for bug hole
>mansized enemies tanking AMR shotsyeah squids are fucking bullshit
>>583761405>He doesn't know about le abubububu armor
>>583761405>calls bullshit when the enemies ablative armour does exactly what it is designed to do>isn't shooting them in the head with his high precision rifle
lets try a lobby againsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244348420150/76561198008364447
>>583753828stalker wife
>>583761576Something must be wrong with their head hitbox because it's impossible to hitThe jetpacks are easier to hit from the front than their heads
>>583761576That's not even how that works. Penetrating weapons would still go through it, while non-penetrating weapons (ie. laser weapons) and explosive weapons would would be blocked by it or have their effectiveness reduced.This isn't ablative armor, it's an impostor. High-AP non-laser weapons like the AMR should be able to go through it.
What is there to look forward to? I mean beyond low effort warbonds or campaign rewards. When are they going to shake things up to revitalize the game? Is reaching level 300 really all there is to do until EoS?
>>583733773Hell yeaho7
>>583761059You're supposed to be a one-man army.
>>583763548>o7
>>583763756Oh shit I'm sorry o/
>>583761405>>583761576>>583763404Oversaars just die when I shoot them in the face.
Can some modnigga make one that changes one of the backpacks into a holster for a second support weapon pls
I’ve never used eagle in 860 hours of playing, I can’t bring myself to lose my eagle virginity.
Why are super citizens always the most useless retarded losers on the team
>>583764092for me it's sending one bolter shot (with drop compensation) into the jetpack
>>583765965I like the bolt pistol too. I run it alongside the plas accelerator rifle. It helps finish off harvesters since the bolter staggers them, so it's safer once they start getting close. It can make dealing with the chaff a bit dicey if I don't have an XMG at the ready, but usually it or my sentries are off cooldown.
Didn't they say they fixed the generator defence missions? This shit is so fucking boring
>>583766593I just lost one because a tripod got behind everyone and no one noticed for a wave and a halfit's a hard mission actually
>sweden>fixing anything whatsoever
>>583766729No it fucking is not hard, you just ignored an enemy
arbi makes me sadwhat a cool gun it could have been
just found out that borderless has no effect on performance. feels like I've been shitting with my drawers on this whole time.
>>583766593Ironically it is incredibly funny how the game activates non-stop reinforcement waves as soon as you get the "objective completed" pop-up, but every time the mission has less than 2 minutes left so you only get to enjoy below 2 minutes of actual non-stop fun.I am so tired of Narrowheadniggers doing everything maliciously and in a way that always makes you question whether they are retarded because they can't help it or retarded on purpose.>>583766729I will agree it is hard on pubs often, but if you play with /hdg/ bricks is like playing a D3 mission even after an update.
Imagine bricks, but instead of the prefab map where every enemy is funneled into one spot, you have mission stratagems that you can call down like walls and trenches to direct the flow of enemies and create a unique experience every time... haha there I go again imagining a better game...
>>583753828is this a guy or a tranny?
>>583767370it's a guy
>>583767313Arguably that is a brand new mission type and wayyy to much for for AH, we only need one thing on bricks - more enemies, but AH can not even do that...
waddafug
>>583767370Schrödingers tranny.Aslong as the full suit stays on it's in a state of superposition where it's both a man and a woman.
>>583767915ring wraith?
>>583768012So if I get a handjob while (s)he is still in the suit, it is not gay?
>>583767507Bricks should be a two front attack, so you can't face all guns one way.
>>583768012except no one even believed for a second that was a woman
>>583768141dependsno gloves = gayfingerless gloves = pretty gay full gloves = strictly heterosexual
>actually when i play on d7 and face up to three heavies and the regular amount of chaff in any given drop or breach the game is actually so much more hecking wholesome and peak, it actually FEELS like a horde shooter where nothing threatens youwhy do trannies do this disingenuous shit?
>>583768141everything except nakadashi is gay
>>583768141Yes and no.It is litterally gay AND straight at the same time.
>>583766778>A screenshot of a gif
who's bro quoting bruuh time for ur meds chopped uncc
>>583768227If you put your dick inside another man's asshole or mouth then you are 100% gay automatically and there is no going back.
I love fat-ass ODSTitties.
>>583768297that is the power of the iphone
>>583768173trannies are so coombrained they would know to arch the back at least a littleit's some form of cis [m|f]oid
>>583768443But what about a gloryhole?
Does the helldiverscompanion site absolutely rape anyone else's performance? If I leave that fucker running on any of its in-site tabs it makes my PC behave as if I'm rendering a lengthy 4k premiere project while trying to browse or play.
When pelican 1 lands, I'm giving you 30 second then I'm getting on the boat. Tired of pubbies getting themselves stuck in some kind of infinite enemy reinforcement deathloop when the dropship is right there.
>>583768447sanctioned goods?
>>583768608if everyone's there just get on. if you couldn't get inside within 20 seconds you were fucking around and don't get to complain
>>583768603It renders the galactic map in actual 3D and like other things that render 3D in a browser, it is incredibly inefficient and will lag the fuck out of you.
>>583768447That's a big bulge...
>>583768790puffy vaginas are hot and I won't fall for tranny propaganda that says its not
>>583768447what's the mod
>i've been diving with lala prancing homo boys who have gay panic
>>583768962It is so easy to become gay nowadays since women are unbearable, so everyone is afraid of looking gay.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244354588815/MOon bugskinofemoids not allowed
>>5837692192/4
>>5837692193/4
>teammate calls down a gatling sentry next to him.>it kills him 2 seconds later.They keep doing this. Years later and they keep doing this. Will they ever realize that this isn't team fortress 2?
>>583769219full
>gay lobby fills instantly in dead hours
>>583768940This one.
>>583769219fvll
>>583769653ahyea i don't use this one because of the open head helmet>just don't use the helmetit still leaves an uncovered face in the wild
>>583769021I mean, nah. Women piss me off but I'll just beat it to the fantasy of a woman before I fuck a dude.
>>583769745It depends on what you replace, I think. I replaced DP-00 and Salamander.
>>583768962yeah they're called bugdivers
did another non squid d7 and it was the most boring mission ever. I died once to some japanese that blew my head off at random, apologized three times and immediately left, presumably to commit seppuku>here's your terrifying flag HORDE broi turned around and a patrol composed of a regular charger, a hive guard, warrior and a few scavengers were coming to ambush us. Until the main objective was beaten we came across two patrols in total, excluding the prior one mentioned during the flag. This is epically hard.
>>583770469Try D6 vote snatchers, and especially once the main objective is completed and you can extract.
>>583770852that's why i said non-squid, that's an actual documented thing because they have no units to fill the gaps but it just isn't a thing for bugs or bots and i'm sick of some fucking retard coming in here and insisting it's a thing
>>583666376I honestly forgot arc weapons were even a thing, haven't used them in ages. Everything else is just so much better at crowd control or killing shit that I don't really see a point of them being in the game other than padding out the friendly fire statistic that AH loves to highlight about their game.
>>583771157Blitzer is probably the best CC primary, stunning whole hoards infront of you and doing fuck all friendly damage, i like it for stationary reload support weapons.Arc nades are one of the best nades in the game.I see arc pylon get some use, but i don't really like sentries.ARC as a whole is mostly only good if the whole team commits to it, at which point it's really good.
>>583771157The arc grenades are pretty good, but retards don't notice them and they have no demo force
>>583771157There was time arc thrower was incredible, taking out chargers in 6 taps, and stunning them, along with frying half the hordeThis was during the time most AT was shithouse too Nowadays its completely gone by the wayside and is mostly seen as a troll friendly killer pick. Sad really, I fucking love lightning weapons as a rule, and its still really satisfying frying 7 voteless with a good zap
>>583763756lol, ok how do you do it?o7oIO_|?
>>583772310iO
>>583771713the arc thrower should get 100% durable damageit'll kill behemoths in 7 zaps if it did
>>583772310orz
gallant really has no reason to exist
>>583766092good read
>>583766092>>583772819>not related I'm out
>>583772556??I like it for bots over the knight to handily take out scout striders
The fuck is pubbie problem?>level 192 get inside my tank>misses a cannon shot, which is entirely his fault he can't aim for shit>"wow this tank sucks">jumps out and get instantly deleted by a Stingray>"Allied Destroyer has left the squadron"
>>583773456He was expecting you to have the rotating turret qol mod.
I can't believe this game doesn't have lunge mines, I thought they were supposed to be media literate.
>>583773456>lvl200+ gets inside gunner seat>shoots main cannon once>doesn't reload>leavesWHY IS IT ALWAYS 200+ LVL PLAYERS WHO ARE THIS RETARDED
>>583773779not my problem, I play games to have fun not reload
>>583773528Do retards really need to have that mod to even play the tank now? Fuck this playerbase are full of drooling retards
>>583773528How does that work btw?Does the driver, gunner or both need it for it to work?
>>583773651There's the issue of lunge mines being totally awesome and therefore rendering any "satire" moot.
>>583774017only the gunner needs to have the mod
>>583773651
>>583773651>it's a booster>dedicated keybind that whips it out really fast>use any time something is going to kill you anyway for a free killit would be so good
modgods need to make a mod to automatically crash + lock the pc of whoever enters my lobby with orbital nigger barrage
>>583774638mald kill-let
>>583774638Which one is the orbital nigger barrage?>120, which is simply too good and plays the game>380, to gamblemaxx and prevent you from going into an area for 30 seconds>Napalm, which single-handedly shuts down bug breaches, and is the premier time wasting tool when used by bug chasers
>>583774638There’s no reason to stop at ONB. Crash anyone who tries to drop in with stratagems you don’t like.If joiners don’t like your QoL enhancements, they should relaunch the game and join a different lobby. It’s a win-win for everyone.
mothdiver got cooked again lol
>>583774854nigger is always napalm, because not only you can't go into the area while it is happening, you still can't go into the area for 15-20 seconds once it ends because everything is on fire.
>>583774638this but for anyone who brings greens. this isn't bloons td
>>583775475What about emplacements?
>mod that gave all my laswer weapons proper lightspeed Trident bolts broke>mod that gave the JAR Bolter bullets brokelameAh well, guess I have to wait
>>583775587maybe just a ctd and mandatory file verification
>>583775598such is the life of a brown goblin
>>583775728>t. rape victim with beaten wife syndrome
mod that sends my fellow epoch sisters validating messages and lets them know how well they're doing
mod that sends quasar users a message that i found their cp stash and alerted the police
mod that sends RRGODS a thank you message every time they one-hit a heavy
>>583776904Based, make this happen
Sexpie cross over when?
mod that makes leandivers enter a permanent ragdoll state after I melee them and then I rape them
>>583777105I want to have sex with expies so much bros...
Mod that auto-crashes the lobby and adds Gucci to everyone's blocklist the moment xe joins
>>583777105sex with this creature democratically
>>583777105sex with this creature without their consent
I guess that one /hdg/ epoch main won't be playing with us anymore...
Can you incels stop talking about sex? Not like you're ever going to get it anyway
>>583778452Sex with this anon (non-consentual!)
>>583778452Sex with this anon next (non-consenual also)
>>583778452Sex with this anon after previous 2 anons (consensual, caring, hand-holding and cuddling after sex included)
>/hdg/ - Horny Degenerate General
>>583778765>>583778907>>583779496Sitting in the corner and watching while these anons do their thing.
Don't associate me with that furnigger subhuman
>if I make a lobby now these hornytards will be joining itgrim.
>>583780393you better host a lobby now because I'm so horny right now I'm about to go outside and rape someone and it will be your fault
new to the game, i *really* want to buy the machine gun sentry strategem.Is there any way to ping or indicatei am gonna call it? Cuz i am afraid of calling, doing friendly fire and ending up being kicked
laser weapon only semendiver lobby with colors modded to yellow-white
>>583781064Getting teamkilled by your own sentry is a part of the core gameplay.You get better by learning to position your sentry better so the chance of friendly fire is reduced.You should get the stratagem anyway, its really good and usable even on D10 on all factions.
>>583781064Throw them as far away as you can, similair to orbital barrages.
>>583781064usually you'd want to set them somewhere elevated or awayyou can ping them when they land, as some players do in standstill defensive positions
fuck this, I dont have all day
>>583781064You can just climb onto them!
>>583781064Sentry tards are just a natural hazard all divers learn to deal with. Killing an ally is no different than an everyday occurrence like a negligent discharge of a personal firearm, in fact it would be strange to NOT kill your allies or ND your personal firearm.
>>583781892>climbs ontop of mortar
post (You)r drip
Question for the local Bugdivers what makes you idiots do this shit? Instead of dropping on Brilliance dropping on Terrek which is a lost defense
>>583783137I really hate the tug of war happening on brlliance the past weeks
>>583783137>moonkino vs plains biome with more treesgee I wonder why everyone is on moonkino planet...
wake me up when semptember ends and promised content drops
>>583783137Botdiver here, moonkino>MOslop.Now go cry about having to clean up another lost MO.
>>583783137Is it just me or moon biomes on bugs have insane spawnrates?Like, spore bug tier spawnrates?
>new to the game>really enjoying it>see a meme about a chairty foxxing>uh what?>look it upWhat the actual fuck? The fuck is wrong with you niggers?
>>583784847what the fuck is "chairty foxxing"???
>>583784847>charity foxxingUh what?Have webm of a fox anyway.
>>583784847What?
>>583784847oh yeah its real shizoposting hours
>>583784847you mean that doxxing incident where butthurt reddit fanboys doxxed a dude for daring the devs to play their own game?
>>583785741Honestly, all parties involved were retarded.
>>583784847don't let one retard define an entire community
>>583784847>redditor that can't clear D10 Oshaune makes a post to harrass the devs about "game balance">tries to hide behind "IT'S FOR CHARITY BRO">gets doxxed by nerfGAWDS instead>bends the knee instantly but still gets fired from both of his jobs lmao>gets BTFOed so hard that it kills any future "challenges" effectively achieving the opposite goal of his spergoutBiggest KWAB I've seen in any game ever. Good example on how to gatekeep your game from redditors.
same 1 post
>>583785861dunno, it's a good example of the toxic positivy that plagues HD2s communites outside of 4chan
>>583785857>ummm both are le badCharity plebbitor is at worst guilty of being cringe, the doxxer is a legit psycho. Even worse, both a psycho and an AH simp. Stalking someone like Alexus would at least be based even if still psycho.
>>583785885I always automatically asume anyone hiding behind charity is in the wrong.
>>583785305That's one big rat
>>583786039Its a good example of why i have no trackable internet info about me. I just have silly stupid accounts with anime pfps lolId absolutely lose my job if the shit i say or do leaked
>>583786024I'm pretty sure it's a bot
>>583786253that is one big sexual object only meant for sexual things with a minor (according to "totally not a pedophile but grooming kids in discord is OK" guy)
>>583784847>youreddit is two blocks down, nigger
>>583785885>>583786154Even if the redditor didn't deserve to get doxxed, it's still good that it happened so that he can be an example to other shitters.
>>583786864unfortunately normalniggers took the wrong lesson out of it, they will never stop putting their entire lives on display
>>583785885>>583786240good afternoon gurdeep
good morning saaaaarswhere is lobby??
Boydiver status, Helldivers?
>>583788265so fucking gay its legit unattractive to me.
>>583788265can someone make these but with cute girls instead?
>>583783203That'll teach you for trying to capture a planet outside of MY galactic war.
>>583763475This galactic war ends, then hopefully a new one begins.IMO the current war has already been dragged out too long, I'd rather an accelerating end state in either direction than this eternal tug of war stalemate. Hopefully next time we will have less GM tricks making things longer.
>>583763475>>583790343>When are they going to shake things up to revitalize the game?>This galactic war ends, then hopefully a new one begins.lol
>>583783007Abdosisters sound off
>>583788265this boydiver makes abdodivers ovulate... this brat... dressing like a slut... someone needs to teach him how to act like a man... smug boydiver... using crutch pack... amazon position rape correction is needed...
