jonathan edition[PoE 1]>Curse of the Allflamehttps://www.pathofexile.com/allflame>3.29.3b Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-post/26841440[PoE 2]>Return of the Ancientshttps://pathofexile2.com/ancients>Forbidden Riteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3999858>0.5.5e Patch noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/4009785Registerhttps://pathofexile2.com/registerResourceshttps://pastebin.com/SHt8unCtPrevious jonathan: >>583454530
the /pooeggers/ are not alright
comparison is the thief of joy
>>583672562put him in a tub for christs sake
POOP
OF
grim
>billions of normies will play poop of excrement 2 and get filtered by miller and dogshit gameplay
>>583673128that palworld graph lmao
>>583673128>somebodyloveseatingshit.png
>he is a jingakh
>>583673309fixed it
POO
>>583675819You tainted a manually drawn MS paint image with AIslop to make an obvious and unfunny joke.Good effort but work on the actual joke and honor authenticity.
I want to buy some stash tabs, when is the next stash tab sale bwos?
65 days until 1.0
>>583675924Ok but genuinely, what the FUCK was this restorator doing? Surely they had to see this shit was fucked long before they finished, r-right?
>>583672941Most normies are better at games than poe1 players.
>>583676391it was some retarded old granny who thought she was doing a good thing.
>>583676391They didn't let her cook
>Jonathan plays PoE1&2>Chris didn't play PoE1 past "Talisman league" and didn't play PoE2 at allI mean, is there even a choice?
>>583676937>turdatroon plays videogaymsthis is what a eunuch tells itself to cope with the reality
>>583676445but worse at grindy ARPGs
>>583676937jonathan plays the campaign sometimes
>>583677135By what metric?
>>583677246normies aren't botting, saars
>>583677246they don't grind and quit early.
>>583676445You are raped by PoE players.
tytykiller is destroying guythatdies in maplestory btwpoe2 "pros" keep losing
>>583677436Poo 2 is too casual to have pros. Nobody even cares. It's like talking about the best D3 or D4 player.
>>583677436I just came here to ask what game you play during this dry season. Poe streamers play fucking Maplestory? Grim.
>>583677507PoE2 early access is casual. PoE2 full is hardcore progamer.
>>583677620There are a bunch playing Valheim too. No idea where everyone else is.
>>583677636>game is 2 months out from "full bowel release">surely it will do a complete 180 in those 2 months
>>583675924>implying the original poop2 logo is not made by AI
>>583678376The PoE2 we are playing right now is already obsolete, 1.0 will be a new game
>>583678524cope
>>583678570Cope? It's literally how the world works. What's the point of calling 1.0 if it's the same old shit? Call it 0.6 or 0.5.5.5.5 but if you call it 1.0, it's literally a new game.
>>583679085the point is to milk the retards like yourself
>>583679085the numbering is literally arbitrary and has been since the start
>>583678524does anyone actually believe that?
>>583679474shills are paid to pretend they do believe
>>583679085because ggg has been contractually obligated by tencent to release the full game by end of 2026, and a full release has the version number of 1.0
>>583679568So... if it's the full game... that means right now, its not... the full game. Meaning I'm right.
>>583679683it's the full game with 25% of classes missingnot sure how that works
i have a full release for you right here>BBPPRRRPPTTTTT>plop
>>583681697
LET TUBATROON TUB
Ok real shit, how does one actually do the tubful_________ ?
poe2 is so shit I stopped making fun of it. it's like beating on a retarded child, it's fun for a while but then you kinda feel bad about it and just move on.
>>583684069people who make fun or shit on something care and want it to be better.the real killer is apathy. welcome doombro.
Path of exile>boring forced campaign>ugly demented demons>piano gameplay with too many buttons>dodge roll>developers often mess up the game>obtuse rng crafting>soulless web interface for filtering through shopsMaplestory classic>No storyline or campaign>just grind>one button gameplay>cute>developers refuse to do anything>straightforward rng scrolling>soulful wandering marketplaces and stores looking for something good
>>583684653>>cutesorry, i ain't playing that dogshit
Yep, and a happy trans rights to you, xister
>>583684747which ones?
>>583684653poe>forces you to play crap layouts for "variety"maplestory>sit in the same map for tens of hours straight for efficiency
>>583684827wrong. only the bad poo2 makes you play crap layouts, the good poe1 does not
more like gayple story
>>583684824Uhh I mean this post >>583684374
>>583685265ok but which rights don't trannies have?
>It's a "/poeg/ knows better than professional devs and writers" episodeNot my favorite episode
>>583685359>players know what they don't likeshocking
>>583685349What do I know. Ask Tubatroon.
>>583685359Why is her eye hanging so retardedly?
>>583686937smug incredulity
why the fuck would grown men watch children's cartoons
>why are you watching children's cartoons, you're supposed to watch cartoons for adults, like Invincible and Rick&Morty, and play with adult toys like WH40k
>>583688486there is no cartoons for adults
>>583689624what about bl yaoi?
>>583688136More like snug retardedly lol.Shit picture. Do better xir.
>>583689757what the fuck is that? is that some degeneracy? it should be illegal.
reposting this informative graph just for your considerationyour game is doomed.
>>583690112
>>583689954>what the fuck is that?most convincing bluff
>>583690425not a bluff, i am not into chinese cartoons because i am a grown man. i don't pretend to have sex with drawings either.
>grown man>posts from a phone and can't capitalize I
>grown man>posts from a phone and can't capitalize the start of sentences
>look at my turbovirgin worse windows surrogate
why are thirdies so obsessed with phones? don't they have old e-waste laptops?
>>583691629what's wrong with running linux?
>>583691724you can shove a small mobile device up your ass, you can't shove a laptop up your ass.
>>583693427wait so you guys don't have enough money to buy a dedicated device to shove up your ass? that's horrible.
bros I had another lily wet dream tonightshe had the tightest pussy ever, shit was SO cash
How can poo compete
>>583691341based, wintoddlers btfo
>>583676445nice try, (((((((((((((((game journalist troon)))))))))))))))))) you lost
>>583692958linux is for winners. tubjeets cannot into linux
>>583676445you have no idea how fucking bad actual normalfags are at video games
>>583695352don't get me wrong, i only switched to cachyos because windows got so slow and shitty and took away more and more customization options, put in forced AI and so on but man - i love it so much.i didn't even fully format, i did a dualboot setup and i haven't booted back into windows since... end of may, where i was checking some settingi got some time off during october, maybe i finally clear out my old win partitions from all my drivesit's a shame microsoft slopified their stuff, and it's nice that linux got so much better since i last used it in 2012
>>583695730>normies and game journos are good at gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYxRZKbSv2Yok
You're right, Path of Exile does need an anime adaption. It worked for Cyberpunk.
>>583693535phone vibration is good enough
>>583697826so "phoneposter" is an insult because y'all shove your phones up your ass, and using it to post on 4chan is touching the dirty thing?wild
>y'all
>>583698497it's like using the left hand to touch someone else in middle eastern culture
>saaaaaar
Tatiantel is a full time D2 streamer now it's so over
>>583701503who?
>>583701934It's over
Could you lads boost it a bit? Don't disappoint the hardworking gang.
>>583706123this is pathetic
who the fuck came up with the layout for opening these? it's so unnecessarily huge and empty and takes forever, why would anyone even bother
