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Tachyon LOVE
Digitan LOVE
Surely you spent all this time making your aces and not only dramaposting in the thread, right?
>>583688903The Cow wife thread that was promised to us
>drama?
umama HATE
>>583688991
LolWhy can't this happen with cards...
>>583688993I donβt have any borrows
hey
Why is snacking considered bad? Its a good thing actually.
Raisu
>>583688903cow good
>>583688993I tried training a distance G mutant and I only got pink procs once...
I wish harm upon umama
>>583689160many are saying this
DRAMA??? WHERE??? WHERE??? I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT DRAMA I'M SUCH A GIGANTIC DRAMA SLUT!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA FUCKING SLUT SLURP SLURRPPP!! RUIN ME DADDY
>>583688993Nothing I can do will save me from getting raped this CM so I went to sleep
>>583689131t.
>>5836891317 and I snack on christmas tits
FALCO IS NOT FAT
>>583689258good morning fatcoposter
>>583689301Ok I've rolled twice now and not gotten my 7, I'll take this as a sign from Kris Shiraoki sama to continue saving for whats important (and buy the Daiwa alt in 2 months)
The complete victory of falco and falcoposting over curren and currenposting needs to be studied
fat falco erotic...
fatco snacking on my sausage...
WHATWHATWHAT THE GUCK
>>583689301>>583689409Its because you didn't receive my blessing. 7. There you go
Zenno Rob Royfags unironically look at this and type "SEX"
this thread seems like it'll kinda suck.>>583689587wait what the fuck
>>583689618sex
zrr would look better with a tan, blonde hair and contacts
EXCUSE ME NIGGER???
>>583688993I gave them a dozen runs total. If I win I win, if I won't then it wasn't meant to be.
>>583688993i gave up on this cm a while ago, im loopin and making sprint aces now
I don't get the appeal of ZRR
>>583689748what am I looking at
odds I continue trying to improve my CM aces with borrowsevens I start working on the sprint parent I'm missing with borrows0 flatline
651 STAMINALONG SBOURBON WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
>>583689618SEX
>>583689713i'll kill you
>>583689587
>>583689921>people are still refusing to buy a white heal before tenno spring in the big 26
>>583689921get Big Mac'd Vclanker abuser
>>583690000Nice quads.
Is your trainee a Front Runner? If she is, your should probably teach her Front Runner skills
Is it wrong to have sexual thoughts about my bro?
>my danchou let umama into the club
>>583690150Oh... Uh, thanks. I didn't know that...
>>583690000Witnessed.
>>583688993I've done almost 30 ace runs so far, still don't have a single ace. This luck has been impressively bad. Guess I'm moving onto ace #2 today.
>>583688993My best uma for CM20 is UG1. I give up. From UG8 to this is brutal.
>>583690154It's cool
>>583689902fucking hell it was the only good sprint gp available too
>>583689887THIS FUCKING BRATShe no-showed since the start of senior year and fucking nerfed my Bobo's ult by staying fucking blue
>>583689921YOU GOT BIG MAC'D
The way umama obliterated curren's PR needs to be studied
>>583690154nothing wrong with a brojob between bros, bro
wasn't dacchis 30/30? who did they kick for umama?
>>583689258Are you aware this place is full of architects and they're probably jacking off to these Fatco edits>>583689332Idols tend to gain weight after retirement...
>>583688993training for longslop in GL is AIDS
But what if the new club manages to tardwrangle him?
>>583690423the club mascot...
>>583689921late start + Start Struggle +Rushed
>>583690353The extra SP you get from failing is better than the leveled up unique desu
>>583690374But why are you calling him your bro after saying something like that?
>>583690482What if he was only pretending to be retarded to groom V and kill him?
Now that Mambo won the /uma/ culture war, which club should get deleted from the list?
>>583690452the day they drop the lewd fatco is the day this general abandons curren forever
>>583690482'mama is only staying until next month since allen needs to convince the sane people of /uma/ club that they need another degenerate fan farmer
I ignore namefags so thankfully my image of Curren is clean.
>>583690561Mambo
>>583690650Thank you for not being a retard.
>>583690542rule of 3's means the 3rd bro makes it funny
>>583690650Pokkute
Erm... Eto... Centerbros... Where do we stand again...?
>>583690561Mine
>>583690835ZERO!!
yurr
>>583690835Every time I see this shitpost revuew comes to my mind.
Bond level 13...
based maya for NSM or childbride maya for spd/wit growth on CM20?
>>583690986Where's the clothes
>>583690561Mambo.Im in Mambo
>>583689580>tailjob>right handjobnice inspiration
>>583690150they don't call this falcon 'smart' for nothin'!
>>583691052Mambwo...
>>583691048
>>583691035Base
>>583691048dont ask that
>>583691098Its all in good jest
>>583690561whichever ones umama was on/joined
Dantsu Flame is cute and her tummy is full of cheese
>>583690561uma&co
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>583691275True!
>>583690561We won?
Just saw the news. What's the club ERP ranking now that V is dead and mamers is sabotaging a new club?
fat
>>583691352Dantsu Flame has fat tits so producing dairy products from her would be very productive
>>583690650I don't care about them unless they're funny but curren's character trope just doesn't appeal to me at all so I'm completely indifferent to her. she's there i guess
>>583691406Perchance
>>583690482Reformed and ready for sure this time
>>583691428Any club that collaborates with the fugitive 'umama' is hereby considered and enemy of state
>>583691523she really was like the most photogenic horse ever. makes sense the umamusume would be a model
>>583691529
>>583691523In my mouth
>>583691523you just know he'd reincarnate into a high maintenance bitch
>>583691773That's a stallion
>>583691523this is how Shichi looks at you if you are fat and bald btw
i am a newnigger looking through the list. i saw last thread you lads were talking about farming fans. what exactly does one do in a club? is it about doing career runs with the objective of maximizing fans? i can guarantee i can do at least one a day, if so
>>583691867DAAANNCHOOOOUUUUTHIS ONEPICK THE NEWCUTIE FOR THE CLUB
>>583689618SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>583691847Your Stallion?
>>583691867>what exactly does one do in a clubfight the word filter inbetween requesting sashes for currency and sending emotes
>>583691867doing a fan run a day puts you in the top 1% of mambo earners
>>583690561Mambo.
>>583691867For the benefit of the club you can do career runs and amass fans as well as request / donate upgrade materialsIt is only a positive for you to join one as high ranked as'll accept you
>>583691867Depending on how high up the club totem pole you want to go you'll be expected to do an amount of dedicated fan runs where you equip 6 cards with 20% fan bonus and have an uma with a diverse set of aptitudes like Oguri or Maruzensky run a bunch of races to get a bit over 1 million fans.But also just doing a normal run a day is already enough for B+ or low A. The only thing anyone cares about is you doing daily runs and then at the end of the month you get free shit. No reason not to be in one really.
>>583691961No, I'm a mareman.
i require your finest rickey images
>>583691520But what did we win?
>>583692094I farmed fans for my danchud for a YEAR and I got NOTHING. Not even a THANK YOU
>>583691746troona, my beloved...
More like ickey
>>583691867you want to join a club for the carat rewardsif you can set the clanker to do a fan run before you go to sleep and after waking up, you're eligible to join most A+ clubs here earning the highest amount of carats possible per month without being a full fan making slave
>>583692236
>>583692225Kissable tummyLickable tummyLoveable tummyWifeable tummy
>>583691867>request shoes>give shoes>try to write>filtered>think what could go wrong and try again>filtered>ok i'll just send an emote and get gibsIt's comfy when you don't try to use the chat
>>583692287>luna
It doesn't look like this because of the other clothes, but Smart Falcon's skirt is extremely short.
>>583690350If you find a good late surger one, post it
>>583692089who is Suzuka cosplaying and why is it so hot?
>>583692165There are some quite cute ones
>>583691961>Not yours either. Stay away from my wife.
>>583692239an all-expenses paid trip for two to the hot springs !!!
>>583692341there is an aislop tool that usually finds what is tripping the filter but i wish there was a way to turn it off in like a club settings menu. There would be a lot fewer discord clubs if this was possible.
>my trainee showed up with another bottle of milk
I knew Dacchis were retarded when I called them out for kicking high earners for flat-lining at their own convenienceBut I never expected them to recruit umama
>>583692652Why does it smell like my semen... What does this even mean
>>583692721all semen smells the same how do you know it's yours?
>>583692632the log is also way too short and the chat window itself is awfully small and abysmal to navigatecygames is just incompetent
>>583692447It's ruined by her wearing diapers
>>583692806>all semen smells the same how do you know it's yours?wrong, they're different depending mostly by your diet
>>583692686they kicked a pretty long time member too unless he left on his own
>>583692806I'm the only sick fuck at tracen who eats pineapple pizza
>>583692436who are you quoting?>>583692516espo love
>It's a new day!
>>583692985>uma&co kicks long time member and mascot for umama>dacchis kicks long time member for umamawhat is this evil power called?
So this is the Beast who conquers both Dirt and Turf...
>>583692436I don't even know if the guy who originally stared replying with >troona to rudolf posts was doing it siriusly or as a joke, but I'm gonna keep calling her that because it's really funny to me. for whatever reason.
>>583692985He left on his own, see >>583671002
>>583693151YesMy cock is named Dirt and my balls are called Turf
>Two new join requests>Two guys that were kicked from their club as soon as rewards were issued and haven't been in one ever since
didnt finish a single support chaindoes this have a chance to get me to group A finals if i pair this with double debuff
>>583693262You should clean better.
>>583693115everyone thinks they have what it takes to tame them but no one person has the power to overcome U****'s hypergamy
>>583688903Umatism is recruiting THREE people this month!>B+ club>No quota>Please trade and request shoes>Don't die, but please try to at least do your dailiesReply with your FC or search for the club (Pasa danchou) and check a member's ingame profile to get to the club page.
>>583693293probably gasses out try her in rooms or practice matches
>>583693115It's like those guys who think the whore with a double digit body count will settle down with them
>>583693415idubzz...
>>583693115danchodes being too confident and thinking an extra 200 million per month is worth the hassle
new jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/ya8EzAhttps://jiggie.fun/ya8EzAhttps://jiggie.fun/ya8EzA
>>583693415>double digit body>whoreyou wish, triple digits is the modern standard
The Japan Dirt Classic Jpnl ended a few hours ago and the winner was Silver Ratio! full list>Silver Ratio (1st)>Wonder Dean (2nd)>Coeli Vento (3rd)>Saint Lazare (4th)>Pyromancer (5th)>Rock Ptarmigan (6th)>Endless Sorrow (7th)>Eye Leads (8th)>Finger (9th)>La La Meteor (10th)>Ayasan Jotaro (11th)>Fours Men (12th)>Loyly (13th)>Dente Brillante (14th)>Marron Soleil (15th)>Itterasshai (16th)The Dirt triple crown ends like this>Haneda HaiFinger>Tokyo DerbyFinger>Japan Dirt ClassicSilver Ratio
>>583693547anything that you can avoid interacting with by turning your pc off isnt hassle tho
>my trainer showed up with that fat whore of a producer
>>583693293Ask someone to bring a at least one stam debuffer, if it survive, 2, and so on
>>583693760Silver Ratio pedigree, grandson of Symboli Kris S and great Grandson of Neo Universe
>>583693760Finger...
Dacchis will tame the beast that is Umama, trust
>>583693801>randomly leaves your club on the 5th>makes it harder to recruit and fill by tanking your club rep>makes it harder to stay ahead of your clubbies if they happen to have something to say because XHE is spamming the club chat with stickers and general unsavoury thoughts>and also pushes out shoe requests before they expire
>>583693760bwos... our hopes of uma named finger...
copa copa
>>583693253I like when Japanese humor in fanart is this simple instead of referencing some obscure mecha anime that only boomers understand
>>583694025The shoe reqs don't get pushed out
RICKEY. LUCKY. MINNA DE HAPPYYYYY
i was bitten by rabid ayabe and now have ayaybies
>>583694025randomly leaving is annoying but none of the clubs they left had any problems filling beyond /uma/club and they have always had issues getting people to do the insane grind for S.
>using borrows to clank parentsduring times like these I wish jongers were real
>>583692849>smart falcon wearing diapersqrd?
>>583691867so if i am correct, only the following have open slots:>/Uma/ Club>brick-182>ExcelUma>shortstack>Umatismhow should i proceed?
>danchud is coercing me into joining his d*scordThat ain't happening danchud. You are welcome to kick me at anytime.
>>583693760Fingerbros...>>Haneda Hai>>Tokyo DerbyDo we get these races in the game?
maya's love advice didn't trigger
AIIIIIEEEE YOU ARENT DAIWA
>>583694595You'll get free gibs for the month by freeloading in /Uma/Club so I'd join them and find another club nect month
>>583694595You can start with B+ clubs to see your footing first
>>583694595b+ /app/ has one open
>>583694595MAMBO DANCHOUDON'T LET BRICKED GET A FAN FARMERDANCHOOOOU
>>583694595idk brick's quota but if you can do it they're A+. If /uma/club dancho is willing to carry you that would be really funny too.
God I want air groove to straddle me so badly
>>583694487>during times like these I wish jongers were realdidnt you hear? they made jong illegal...
>>583694595get the most rewards in /uma/ club if they accept you
sex with dirters
>>583694709Ayabe > Daiwa
>>583694595Just apply to any A/+A club in here, if you are new and enjoy the game you will make enough fans to deserve a spot, the bump in rewards from B to +A will also help you get cards faster
>>583694595probably brick-182/bricked if you want to be in A+
Not singling you out but whenever you guys scream for danchou I imagine you like that Tickezo creature that screams DAAAAAAAHHHBBYYYYYYT
>>583694709you won
looking back it's fucking insane how much time I have wasted on this game
>>583694653maybe the next time Cygames adds new races
>>583694487we don't have jongers, but we do have jiggers
>>583694986I started 3 months ago and I am already at 600 hours. I fear thinking about how high this number will be by the time I quit / EOS
>>583694709You're being haunted by V get an exorcist
>>583694986If the operative word is "wasted" and not "invested", then you should probably quit
>>583694982That's the point, you're supposed to imagine exactly that. Does anyone have that soundpost of tickezo in hell on that topic?
My trainee took a picture of me in my sleep and refuses to delete it
>>583694986Thank god I play on iphone because it doesn't track shit
>>583694595eiher respond to one of the clubs posting here with your id or apply in game with /uma/ in your profile. I wouldnt recommend /uma/ club as a new player because thats a pretty big commitment to chase S rank fans, but otherwise pick whichever you like most
>we still get anons dickpulling for Daiwa ScarletSugoi.
>>583695175I liked that one dead danchou and then him running off to umaclub ending with them screaming for danchou
>>583695254Report her to tazuna
Hello friends!!
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT MAMBROS REMEMBER TO GET YOUR FAN REPS IN
>>583694986it is fun no regrets
>>583694653only the JDC, but they've done celebration art for them, I believe this is the Haneda Hai one
>>583695356AIEEEEEEE DON'T DO THAT BABBU THEY'RE GONNA MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR!
>>583695368Youβre not in mambo anymoreβ¦
>>583694595don't listen to the people telling you to go for /uma/club, S numbers are way too big for 1 fan run a daybricked could be a good place for you, or any of the other clubs, umatism also advertises in thread pretty regularly >>583693356
>>583695356>earsuhhhh bro?
>>583695356Hello babydacchi
>>583695356Hello
>>583694986I like my clubdacchis and my former clubdacchis so it wasn't wasted time
>>583693151this dumb "beast" gets jealous if you hug her plushsie and not her, not so cool anymore
>>583695356>>>583695368>
>>583694595Join a B+ club with /uma/ in your name and decide if you want to be more laid back or commit. Try to get fans from clanked parent runs either way.
>>583695560if you liked your former clubdacchis that much how come you left, huh?
>>583694595>>583695268You can try out /uma/ club if you want to for a month. There's 1+1 free spots so at worst you'd be here for a month and then find out what level you're comfortable.
>>583695136I have, uninstalled it a few days ago
>>583695485We're telling him to go there because he will get carried not because he's gonna do the actual quota
>>583694986time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time
>>583695628Many such cases
>>583695347Wait, why is the door locked and where are my keys?
>>583695356You can't post that
>>583695652Clubs are... complicated
>>583689258I am erect.
I miss the caveman mambo recruit posts
>>583695356Hello fren!
I miss my old club.The new one is so cold that they don't even call me a poorfag.
that's what i sayed, making an all /uma/ discord would make everyone closer and solve our differences
>>583695356Hello babyposter
i miss making recruitment ads but my club is too loyal so i never get to use the funny images i make
>>583696002You can join Uma&Co if you want the entire thread to bully you
>>583696002mambwo...
>>583694986>wastedgoy mentality
The thread seems quite comfy right now so I'll drop this request in. Can we please add this pastebin in the OP? Many thanks. I remember someone asking for a pastebin to track things so here it is./uma/ inter-club championshipshttps://pastebin.com/hK5wXJuY
>>583695913mambyo is 30/30 rn bwo
Is Dober inherit needed for a late with NSM + claw forward? Can I just sub it with slick surge
>>583696002ex-mambwo...
>be Super Creek fan for her racing scores and charm>forced to watch her trainer getting hugged, kissed and cuddled by her everytime she wins
>>583695356Hello babydachi
>>583696429dober's unique is much better than slick surge but you could just rock nsm+claw
>>583696418QUIT MAMBO SO I CAN SEE THE RECRUITMENT POSTS THEN
>>583696639Please Bourbon just fuck me already
Mares?
>>583695356
>>583696560let my nigga gohe's happy in the fields
>>583696410as a baker the OP is already very character tight with every new banner release and this tourney just adds more shitposting fuel so that's a no from me
>>583695356heyyyyyyy idiot baby guy heyyyyy
>>583696795I mean we could remove the JP section. I dont have anything against JPfriends or JP posting but they do have their own thread with their own OP
Where do you guys get these?
>>583696949Umareader, you can preview all character and card storiesIt's also in the OP if you lose the linkhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz
wahey>>583696930ehhhh it's fine, people consoom jp content here all the time and we watch pakatube lives all the time
>>583696930I'd rather remove the JP section too. Faggots removed the Umayuru episode before they removed that useless thing
Wow the most HIβs I ever got!!
>>583696541>Hishiama and Mayano can't satisfy her>Only Laurel can
>>583697103HISHIAMA SEXOOO satisfies all my needs, personally.
>>583697046they removed the umayuru playlist because we needed more characters for new banners, I'll remove this pastebin anytime I see it in the OP, gomen
>>583697064
>>583697025remake the OP to include that pasten then you can remove umavpn that's for jp play
>>583697064>be cute and not retarded>gets (you)sSimple as is baby, as is
sex with luna chan and maruzensky
>>583694896it's fucked up to imagine that all playable umas are jacked as fuck since they're all expert athletes.it's extremely hot though, which is what really matters.
>>583696949Prowl some scrim races and talk up the umas that look like they'd place but never win a G1.
>>583697164They could remove the JP section is my point, I'd rather have the Umayuru episode
>>583697316either is fine, JP section stays for now
>>583697019ok but how do you get it translatedgoogle translate dont worky
>>583697197why not just bundle all the bottom links into a pastebin since no one looks at them anywayscould throw the new one in there too
>>583697197i think a couple eu countries do have the game banned because of lootbox legislations actually
>>583697403The DeepL browser extension should workhttps://support.deepl.com/hc/en-us/articles/4407516019218-Get-started-DeepL-browser-extensions
>>583697538I'll get up from bed and shower and make a rentry with the resources then maybe
>>583695913you'll have to sacrifice someone to get more...
>Yanko cosplay on my twitter feedmy penis is going to explode
post something cute
>>583694595Join an A/A+ club. the gibs are good, and if you play the game you don't have to worry about fan runs (I'm in an A+ club and have never done a single fan run, still make 90-120M/month)
>>583697595I love fat women
>>583697726
>>583697657 me>>583697498meant to leply to youthat won't be in the next thread though more like in the next next one
>>583697595GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS I NEED YANKOMANKO
750 stam 1 gold and a dream
>>583697884*murmurs you*
>>583697738>I'm in an A+ club and have never done a single fan run, still make 90-120M/monthDAAAAAANNNNNCCCCCHHHHHOOOOOUUUUUUU
>>583697726ikuyo and pakkuin LOVE
>>583697884just hit the witcheck brozo
kwab
>>583697884not even end closers can afford that understamming
If you're below 125m you don't deserve A+ btw
>>583698220>he/s over 500m and can't Almao
>>583698220This but unironically.
yaeand also her stupid fucking roommate
if you exist you deserve S btw
>sudden slop and 3DPD(slop)HE arrived
>>583697595>not handraping the viewer and forcing them closer
The pain cycle starts today...
>>583696410has anyone come forward to be the "follow account" for verification yet
>>583697884
What are they talking about?
>>583698501How to most efficiently drain their trainers dry
One more day before Fuji Paizuri...Post Fuji for me.
>>583695483that's right, actually
>>583696410Didn't expect that discourse to happen, thanks anondacchis. One more thing, I've noticed that November 1 is right in the middle of CM21. So I'm asking (You) to inform your dancho right now that the first race will be held at November 1, they can prepare for it now if they want to.Tokyo 2000, Left, Firm, AutumnI'll bother the roomhost to be mutuals with every interested dancho 2-3 days before the raceSee you then
>>583698546
I don't want to leave /uma/ club but I really can't be bothered to do 250-300m fans a monthIt's crazy to me that I could just double some of these club fancounts just by joining and it's not enough to be comfortable in S
>>583698360I'm a footfag but those are hideous... hide those disgusting diabetic feet from my sight
>ramonu traina is canonically handsome and popularuglybastard bros not like this....
>>583691523One gaze and you know is shichi and I'm not even a keibafag
>>583698670thats crazy my guy, keep us posted on any updates
>>583698465for the short distance championship I'm pretty sure the first host willl continue to do so if memory serves right.As for the Dancho Cup I remember someone being interested but that's it. Was it you? I guess its whoever wants to take that load first... I am thankful
>>583699002evil
>>583697103I am still expecting how Laurel gained the "succubus" PR from JPs, they still have her as their aiba.Of course this event wasn't it, but I'll be waiting.
>when i see smart falcon in game i expect her to be fat nowits over for me bwos
>>583698670Just about half of the club is doing >250m, I'd say 150 +/- 10m is the cutoff.
>>583698220Danchou thinks differently
>>583699078welcome to club architecht nigga
>>583698670join a b+ club and you will be their fvarking hero
>>583698676those feet were better than whatevere you posted here
>>583699078She's fat alright
overweight smart falcon trying to date her trainer after her idol career flops only to find out he's married to supermodel curren and has 3 kids with her
Yae
falco is STRONG not FAT
>>583699078When you'll be married, Flashu won't be there to stop her from snacking. You're just seeing her 15 years in the future
>>583699078kill flash to make it real. kill Eishin Flash. kill her now.
>>583698501Asking who's got more "subjects", satoni island or mejiro tunnels
zamn
>>583699096>150 +/- 10m is the cutoffI have no interest in leaving my club but the thought that I could do it and join a S rank club at any time is a fuzzy feeling as I could pull these numbers even if I joined mid month.
>>583698975nah im not that guy but I can start clearing my borrows later if needed.>t. honsefun danchud
i forgot the last time my career has bombed this hard
>>583699526Sex with umadols
What do you think about alts with different hairstyles?
>>583699723Mambo'oed
>>583699885sex
>>583699885I like them if they give the uma a ponytail
>>583699526we need the wet towel back
>>583699885Alts with hairstyle change is the only alt worth pulling
>>583699617It's why I'm kinda surprised there's trouble filling. Active players should be getting close to the lower end with more or less just playing
>>583699885Jordan's is cute, for some reason it suits her well even though I'm a twintail fan
>>583700034>just playingThis is the problem you see
>>583699676then I'll happily accept your offer honsefun dancho, many thanks. Think in 2-3 days before the race we can have you be mutuals to those that want to join.
My trainee got visibly upset after I told her Iβd be spending our day off with Light Hello
If you had to get raped by an uma that isn't your umawife, who would you pick?
>>583700034passion difference i suppose to regular posters playing the game everyday isnt a stretch, you like it enough to come to a forum about it. I would not be surprised if most the people in A/B+ clubs from /here/ are just secondaries who want better gibs than just joining a random open club
>>583700034I guess the reason is that the carat income difference from A+ to S is not that much when you can get carried in any A+ club if you ever feel like you don't want to play.
>>583700034It's because they're a Discord club. I don't fuck with Discord.
>>583700348one of the ~10 umas I love that are just below my favourite, of course.
>>583700348
>>583700348my umawife's dad, tachyon, or sirius symboli
>>583700348ideally none man iβd break down crying
bibibibibibibibibibi
>>583688903Daiwa's Scarlets...
>Kitasan White has a stat bonus in SPD, PWR, WITSo if the CM was pushed back a month I wouldn't be slamming my head at trying to build her PWR, huh?
>>583700978just use a power card bwo
>>583700978Yeppers
>>583700607Gross stinky saggy fat tits
>>583700978Kitawhite is a medium focused uma, she's not nearly as strong as the OG for this cm
>>583698360i knew this cosplayer was lowkey a foot fetish person. FUCK i need a gf who wears stirrup stockings...
Where's Kitasan Brown
>>583700348>walking through a park at night>getting mugged and taken to the public bathrooms by a group of mob umas>being used one after another until they're satisfied
>>583699096>half of the club is doing >250mand we're slowly sinkinghelp
>>583700348rice would probably be really bad at it and gentle
I was dreaming about Super Creek breastfeeding me again, what is happening to me?
Why mama did not join back uma club?
I only now figured out "umama" is a your mama pun
okay well since we need a new op cause ZRR drops here it is then I guessPrevious: [placeholder]New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/COwezDS-R3s>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light HelloCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/databaseI made a rentry for the guides and only left borrows since everyone's using these sites so it's nice to have them in the openare you guys ok with this
>>583701809copying this word for word without changing the placeholder
>>583701809hey fuck off bastard
>>583701809YeppersThanks Falco
>>583701809we need a fatco op image
>>583701957>>583701901ogey so we'll stick with it then I guess>>583701904wtf rude
>>583701381I'm trying my hardest bwo...
>>583701809holy bloat
>>583701809bless up. I will not learn how to knead dough so having bread makers is great
Mogged Gun
>>583700348Would accidental rape by Doto count?I think it would be funny to imagine how would that would even happen
>>583702109this game IS the bloat>>583702153it's fine it didn't take that long I just got up from bed anyway
>>583696704Laisu...
you have 5 days to dickpull daiwa before she leaveforeverthis is her only rate-upthere is no next time
>>583700462but that's a lie V...Allen is a certified boomer who'd rather talk to people via email
>>583702460I dropped a tenner but got nothing
>>583702460I dickpulled Ticekzo, no more of that
>>583702326Big dotos
>>583702460fat ugly bitch
Pull this!
>>583702460Yeah not taking a chance on pulling V*dka
>>583700348Is it really rape if I got to choose who does it?
>>583702460Daiwa Scarlet is the first playable character you receive upon starting a new Umamusume: Pretty Derby! account.
>>583701381everything above 8m is mental illness tbdesu
>>583702460I already got her to 5* and did a cum tribute to her, she better be happy with that because Im not going past a tenner
What kind of monster will Forever Young and Almond Eye make when he inevitably breeds her
imagine being a dumb gay honse like __________
>>583702460No twintails no pull
>>583700348shichi, because we both know she wouldn't be raping the likes of me, thus saving my purity for my umawife
>>583702460i heartpulled her day 1
>>583702460I really want to but I can't justify the 30k
>>583702225>chilling with doto in the office>you sip your coffee, and as it makes the tell tale sound of running out, doto sees her chance to Never Goof Up!> she jolts up to exclaim that she'll get your refill>doto trips over a misplaced file on the ground, landing on you as you sit at your desk>hijinkis ensue as she tries to get up, knocking you both over onto the floor>in the kerfuffle, your pants get unbuckled>you tell her to chill out and let you get up, but she is too adamant in proving she can not fuck something up for once> your pants are around your ankles now as she "accidentally" grinds on you while faking trying to get up>doto gains 15 guts and 10 wit
>>583702460i'm not getting bricked by ze boots
>>583702835But have you considered this
>>583702785a turbo jobber that shit is rng unless you're deep impact ofc
>>583702947Kitasan seems to be shooting out gold
>>583702634rape
>>583700034The less you grind this game and learn to enjoy it instead the happier you'll be. Grinding fans ruins this game
>>583700348aston machan because no one would know
>>583703023yooo who's that uma on the left :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:
>>583703128I've never wanted to tittyfuck a woman more in my life
>>583703280This is Curren Chan
curren is a WHORE
>>583703087Espoir City
>>583703280Slutty ears
Outfit swaps doko?
>>583691867>>583694595Brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile
>>583703443Bourbon looks so fucking hot in literally anything her body is just fucking obscene.
Drama is over?
>>583703468This image is like almost a year old
>>583702785A semi jobber who loses most of their career, wins a random G1 in a meme sprint dirt race then becomes an uma girlfailure like rura
>>583703527It was fun while it lasted.
>>583703280that fag should release the porn already we all know he has it we all know he's making tons of uma porn on the down low just fucking UPLOAD IT ALREADY
>>583703527>>583703617You can keep talking about *
>>583703524it's the naivete acquired by autism that does it for me
>>583703572>an uma girlfailure like ruraHot and sexyy
On pace for 420 million this month who wants me
>>583703527Dacchis has successfully contained and sealed away Um*ma so drama is over
>>583703751We can pretend he killed himself until he logs in
>>583703524This is true
>>583703751Who cares about him.
Curren would have an UmaFansDigitan would be a subscriber
>>583690423One of our dacchis got job-diffed and had to take a break, bless his heart.
>>583703443I've only got 1. hope you like mr shibi and/or ace.
I'm craving a mcdouble
>>583703894I couldn't train her efficiently my dick would be hard 24/7
>>583703527
Ningens are inherently inferior to uma musume, every male ningen belongs to UMAGQDDESSES. Their ninjins are built for OHIMBAGQDDESSES, not for your sloppy ningen manko!#UNWO #BUC #JMO
IN ANOTHER LIFEI WOULD MAKE YOU STAYSO I DON'T HAVE TO SAY YOU WERETHE ONE THAT GOT AWAY
>jack off twice>shitpost here for 8 hours>forgot I still have one more output due in less than 8 hours FUCK
>>583703280holy FUUAAAAAARRRRK
>>583703870I give it one week before he reveals (in a discord screenshot) he was just pretending to be dead to make his gay lover worried about him.
>>583704239don't do that
>>583704231What in the seven fucking hells are you yapping about?
>>583704020Cute!
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>583703834DANCHOOOOOOO
>>583704296I used to do that in middle school when my girlfriend ignored me
>>583703835Our heroes...
>>583704296He has to login for the CM, he's got 4 days to enter graded
Has there ever been a case of a trainer being married to a human but is still training umas? Even NPCs count
>>583704296To do that he would've needed to stop posting here but he's still doing it and also posting on /umajp/
>>583704384Can't you just grab an 'anon' from discord
>>583699002zen hons
>>583704592I'm married to Aoi and do that
>>583704568You mean the cm that will mark like his 5th loss in a row?
>>583704659Nobody wants to join from there either....
>>583704231real
>>583704643Which posts?
>>583699002
>>583702460>there is no next timeI'm going to buy her for $20 on the anniversary though?
>>583700348Dia... please don't look...
You'll see me on the news when I get kicked out of Keeneland for getting naked and humping the Yanko statue
>>583700348>Raped Yanko chan please no...d-dont put my unworthy pecker in your tight warm umanko nooo please don't smother me with your big boobs I can't stand it....
>>583700348>implying an uma would rape me
>>583705078You look pretty rapeable to me
https://youtu.be/w7mVXIfJdP8What we thinking?
>>583704919
>>583705259>Its worth pullingESL instantly means opinion discarded
>>583704384I'd join, but I am sure spot will be taken by the next 24 hours
>>583705183did carrot chan really say this?
I wonder if umas rape and rape attempts at their trainers is a thing umas talk about casually when no human are around
>>583705354/thread
>>583700034>"just playing" gets you 150M fans/moDoing 5 ace runs/borrows per day is more than "just" playing and doesn't give nearly 5M fans/day, even if you finish the careers instead of gluing in this shit scenario.
>>583705354Holy esl retard (you)
>>583705382carrot chan would not say that
>>583699885If no hairstyle change, no good alt
>>583700348Gentildonnai want to get ruineddestroyednot be able to breath at all with my mouth covered by her tits, ass, legs, biceps, armpits, mouthi don't want to survive iti want to be completely overwhelmed by her strenght, without any mercymy umawife is Super Creek btw
Fuji Kiseki.
>>583705298I love her
>>583705571This is Gentil, but the inside is red rose
>>583705621My bro wife
>>583700348Once? RigantonaOn the regular behind my umawife's back but with her knowledge/approval? Tap Dance City
>>583705598Fuji wouldn't do this...
>>583705598boysexso hardgodpleaseAAAAAAAAAADKASLDA
>>583700693Why do we hate Biblos already?
>>583705443"It's" is correct one here.
>>583705392>Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for trainer's nightly visit!>+1 Right Handed Demon>+3 Wet Conditions>+1 Firm Resolve>+1 Shake It Out>+15 Stamina
>>583705183i tried to resist but then suzuka put her sweaty feet on my face and my dick got hard, and everyone knows an erection means consent so its not even rape...
>>583705298What is Marche doing?
my tummy hurts don't eat chicken if the bones are pink
>>583705598who the fuck is out here getting off to fuji kiseki NTR aimed specifically at women
>>583705598True love NTR is the best
>>583700348probably dober... her dislike of men would make it pretty hot>t. Taikifag
why the fuck would an uma resort to rape?they all have their mandated trainers, do they not?
>>583705776I donβt
>>583705776Dubai
>>583705836BASED PEOPLE
>>583705761let the seapags play with their dolls
>>583705836NTR is literally only good when the person getting cucked is a woman
>>583705913Sometimes the trainers think they can say no.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/YIGN84>https://jiggie.fun/YIGN84https://jiggie.fun/YIGN84>https://jiggie.fun/YIGN84https://jiggie.fun/YIGN84
>>583705967Wrong
1-2 -- Bourbon run3-4 -- Seiun run5-6 -- Ballroom Seiun run8-9 -- Kitasan run7 -- first reply with uma I have run0 -- take it easy
>>583705967It's also good when you're the guy doing the cucking instead of being cucked
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150561057https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150567712https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150579278https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150561466
>>583706090DANCHOOOOOOOO
>>583705914Good nonny>>583705953What's wrong with pistachio chocolate?
>>583705776I love Viburosu
>>583705598The whiplash was so weird that I had to blink thrice, not what I was expecting following the preview
>>583705967>>583706098NTR is at it's best when you're self inserting as the girl being fucked.
>>583706150>ichinose asuna coded uma never
>>583706210Is she also a gyaru like Helios, Palmer, and Jordan?
>>583700693>these boing boing>"B81"why did vivlos lie on her three sizes?
>>583706080explain.>>583706098but i'm not in the comic? unless you mean you literally commission artists to draw (You) cucking people with umas...? oh wait, I forgot I did do that. Pic related.
>>583706252She's a dogWe have like 3+ umas who act like dogsCan't be that hardUnless you specifically want the part where she has memory lapses and signs of early alzheimer's
>>583706227I self insert as both the bull and the girl>>583706382basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased
>>583706296Her real-life trainer seems to think so. At the very least she is very Gyaru-adjacent
What should I get for lunch?
>>583706396the pride of Umerica
>>583706252durandal is right there
It's always a Currenposter
>>583705598this is why you don't hire married men, umas would steal them
>>583706360She learned that trick from Hokko Tarumae
>>583705967the pic has (you) as the woman who is being cucked though. shoutout to whoever the artist is because good on them for going public with a fetish like that. i guess
>>583706090It went better than expected
>>583706657but I'm not a woman so it can't be me.
>>583706523KFC
>>583706567Currenposters love cuckingFalcoposters hate getting cucked
>>583706657female trainers will always get cucked
>>583706252What the FUCK are you talking about? We got MULTIPLE DOG UMA that behave just like he. All of them big cute doofuses that wanna hang around with ya.
>>583706460the naval hat doesn't seem very gyaru-like, but she's cute as hell anyway. when does she come to global? She looks like a pacer so I probably will skip, but I definitely hope she spooks me.
>>583706771I don't have a KFC near me but I can get PopeyesChicken sounds good tooThanks Falco
>>583706396This is what peak performance looks like
>>583706779I can't get cucked because I'll never score>>583706771she needs my protein shake
>>583706913she's a late
>>583706935you got any bojangles nearby
Who the fuck even uses skills like Lane Legerdedaga
I LOVE bullied Falco
>>583706978No, Wingstops also an option, though
>>583706252Shichi is right there
>>583706989team trial GODS
>>583706913July, right before 3rd anniversary
>>583706989I do on all my team trial umas
>>583705598>l-lesbian..
>>583706989me I put it on most of my TT umas because I don't run unityI have never run a manual run of unity and at this point its unique
are gamble straights accels the go-to for sprint cm?
>>583707202If I redrew that with her smashing clams with a female trainer instead would you make a post like this saying>s-straight
>>583707326No
>>583706972>looked it up in GT so I could call anon a lying nigger when I saw pace A even if it also had late A>pace D late A end C never should have doubted, gomenasai
>>583707326Your neck and neck? Your oyl? Your turbo sprint?
>>583707410I accept your confession anon it's okay...
>>583707174>July is 3rd anniDamn we are getting Orfevre card in 9 months
>>583707174>right around Red KitasanFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKmaybe I'll skip red kita. I'll have 2 Kitasans already, is she that strong for longs? Even if so, aren't Longs the least-ran CMs? maybe it's not worth 30k carats.
>>583707326Unlike last sprint cm, umas start on a straight, so it can be wasted
My tentative triple front team for next CM would beFalco Bakushin OFuji Kiseki
>>583707585... unless you're playing front, in which case it's just added groundwork value...
>>583705818Autism
>>583705298What if they made Forever Young an autismo instead of a Stacy
Can't believe it's already been a month since I started this game. Feels like it's been a week or two.
Any deck that I can clank a debuffer with it? I'm not in the mood to make one properly...
>>583707879How are you liking it newcutie
>>583707879hope you're having fun newcutieGM will be butter
>>583707168Jollibee?
>>583707910It'll be a year in the blink of an eye before you know it
>>583707930NoFuck you and your lazy ass
>>583707326>everyonesprinting gear/turbo sprint, ignited spirit PWR>frontsplancha, silent letter, second wind>pacebudding blossom, head on/neck and neck, plancha, mummy creek>endspurt, tracen loud cheer, razor sharp steps, budding blossomLate is a meme for next CM
supiki
Cute girls doing cute things but horses
https://twitter.com/Shamastus_999/status/2107883567682605194I'm going to kill myself
>>583708065maybe I should look for turf mummy creek borrow because sure as fuck I'm not getting a sprint pink on her
>>583707879I hit 3 months a few days ago and it definitely doesn't feel like I have been playing for that long yet. The game still feels super fresh with stuff to learn
During the only 2 times I reached ug6-7 in 50 careers, I got zero pink sparks. Grim. Cyjews yamero.
>>583706989It's prudent position for late race
>>583708167>302 viewsare you the artist? Good job man
>>583708342Eithernslop or the artist severely fucked up her eyes
Not a succubus btw
>>583708353>ug6-7
>>583707365prolly not
I still remember the days of Sweepy, before the Cygames-sanctioned clanking when people wanted easy runs but didn't want to play the game
>>583708456AI. Any artist can draw a heart shape correctly.
Is Creek + Stamina sparks enough or do I need another stam card?
>>583707958If I'm ok with being mediocre, the game is fun because of its heavy gambling nature. I haven't seen a single concert in its entirety but the little bits during GL were cute. I'm just starting to learn how to loop and not sure what I think of it. Rob Roy is coming so my enjoyment will skyrocket.
>>583708651top clubs like /uma/club still use sweepy/headless thoughever
>>583708682Oh I wasn't even look at the heart, that's funny.
>>583708717There hasnt been a cm that required 2 stamina cards in like a year
>>583708717It's good enough
>>583708640Average mare behavior
>>583702460okay now what
>>583708651never used sweepynever used hachimiplaying like a cavemansimple as
>>583708724don't even stress about the looping shit just run clankers and you will hit something good eventually
REMINDERfront = gay bottoms pace = chaserssurger = straight switch end = virgin
>>583708807Win the Arima Kino
>>583708809hachimi is human rights
>>583708562Bad luck during key banner has serious lasting consequences.
>>583708807what did it cost?
>>583698360>HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT STIRRUP SEXOOOOO->struck by sudden revelation>stomach drops>boner diesThis image could literally not happen in the Uma Musume universe because [Stirrups] as a concept only exist because horses exist. FUCK.
>>58370736544%
>>583708809Is strong zero even good/tasty? Or just something you use to get drunk fast and numb the pain
>>583708960You underestimate humanities ability to envision the erotic
>>583709047it tastes rancid as fuck it's just fizzy ethanol with lemon taste
This is an unpopular opinion but I think Satono Diamond is really sexy and has nice boobs.
>>583708651Those were good days, I'd shit out manual daiwa fan runs while at work for a million fans without using any pots and still be top 3 in my club
>>583708937my deck is pic related and I haven't gotten UG5+ in over 50 careersprobably because I've been doing Long careers, so stats are more spread out
>>583709185I am inclined to agree.
>>583708945Everything.
>>583709185Such an underrated waifu.
>>583709185how could someone say something so controversial yet so brave? truly we're lucky to be posting on an anonymous internet forum
>>583709251I see the shoes, I see the money.
>>583709302Yes. Underrated. Everyone loves her and they should love her more.
I can only get it up to horse girls nowIt's over for me
>>583709251nice boots
>>583709185Finally someone says what we've all been thinking
>>583709251vodka bootjob
>>583709383There's a nice mare out there for you bro
>>583709185anon if you wanted people to post Dia, all you had to do was ask
>>583708960>[Stirrups] as a concept only exist because horses exist. Bro's never been to the gynecologist.
>>583709602no in the Uma Musume world there wouldn't be stirrups there either they would just have a nurse hold our feet up or something.
>>583708960I'm pretty sure other pack animals still exist, so stirrups should as well. Your boner can live again.
Just a reminder that if they release Ancestors earlier with Ramonu it will also be a big XOguri debuff for CM23 since she can't use Divine Speed
we need to cook a new drama episode Curren sisters this peace is not acceptable
>>583709693
cock and balls
>>583709890I heard Still In Love's trainer is cheating on her with Hokko Tarumae
>haha uma rapeI have a gun
>>583709951>Mr. Cardboard Box
>>583709927nice loopHow does Kris make her ponytail split in two?
I love ear wiggles
Recharging time
>>583709890You have 4 hours to come up with something before I start dooming about CM to calm the boredom.
>>583710003mr cheeseburger
>>583710043>SpoilerThanks, I'm usually bad at LOOPING
>>583708514She really isn't, torena-san is just a perv
>>583709951>Ace's tardwrangler
>>583710067I wonder how uma ears feel to the touch
>>583709951Mr. Cinnamon Bun
Is there ANYONE who looks at this pic and does not immediately think "TOO BIG"?
>>583710219bigger
>>583710219we need to get falco this fat
>>583710219Yeah shooting stars are nowhere near that big
>>583710082this shouldve been a bourbon image
>>583709890why didn't umama join /uma/club
I don't care about looping if I need skills I use the cards or the hints shop.Blue and pink inherits are more important.
Which uma would drug me, tie me to a bed and have her way with me?
>>583710286That's the shooting star of dosukoi!
>>583710180Very erotic
>>583709185True
>>583710351sirius (in her dreams)dream journey
>>583710219Ayabe's sister's ass would be this big if she survived instead
mgu mgu
Light Hello has huge tits. I like that.
>>583710113>Mr Cheese Bugerjust when I didn't think I could love her any more.........god bless you anon
I don't have a single parent or a single ace for this CM. I'm just hitting 2M a day.
I want to play the game but need to wait for 4 more hours...
next thread will be better
>>583710346what sparks my ire are anons who manage to get 8-9* stam/power sparks with 6-8 relevant pink sparks AND a shitton of whites. Every goddamn CM like clockwork. Yes, it makes me a bit envious
>>583710697natiie wouldn't do this
>>583710678Mr. Canadian Bacon
>>583710303good question i feel like we are all being played here
>>5837106973 mystifying murmurs, do it anon
>wake up>team race scheduled>5/5 RP
>>583710982I'd kill myself if I woke up as ugly as Rice Shitter
>>583710678mr cool boyuma
>>583709047Extremely tasty. The fruit forward taste is a lot better than something like a white claw or even a local cider but because its a vodka cocktail its super smooth. You can easily down like three of them. My favorite is the peach flavor.
I don't drink alcohol
I laugh by saying "ohohoho" out loud, umas for me?
>>583710394It's tomatomai
>>583711195The one and only King Haloβ’
>glue>okay run>glue>good run statwise but bad inspirations and no long S>looking like glueI guess that's it for today
>>583711263GL moment
baker will get sissy if we don't hit image limitdo your part
Mister CockingBalls
1 wit deck is a scamHighroll with 2 wit instead
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>>583711405Sniff sniff SNIFFFF
kitahara is so dreamy>>583711334I never do get sissy or pissy wtf...
>>583711195Kawakami Princess, Halo only belongs in parent slot
i'm not bakinyou are on your own
i love these little laisus i download each one i see
now that i've watched them all, ranked from best to worst:CinGrey 2nd courSeason 2CinGrey 1st courBoaNARttTSeason 3BNWSeason 1
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>>583711186Me neither. Being old sucks. If I have even a little I end up getting sweats at night and waking up feeling like shit. I miss being 20 and drinking a whole handle of schnapps by myself...
>>583711536They're evil incarnate
>>583710697Clank out 3 debuffers for the lols
>>583711643how can they be evil if they dance this cute??look at her go
Umas that are virgins but squirt from anal?
>>583710929Is it not an obviously burned bridge at this point? Or are we thinking that the V takedown was orchestrated with them?
>>583711542Based tasteWhat did you think of Inari?
yeah i cant seem to beat the first page umas
>>583711536>>583694325
>>583711542S1 is one of my favorites, it's the perfect introduction to Uma Musume for newfags. Best SoL VN adaptation, incredible love letter to keiba, and Suzuka's Akiten made me fall head over heels for her back in 2018, and it's why I downloaded the gacha the instant I heard it'd been globally released.
How are you cunts hitting 1500 speed plus A in Stam power and wit
But enough about thread whores. JONG!Room: 50569
>>583711542I liked 1st cour of cingray more but cingray is still easily the best tv size uma anime
>>583711775Falco isn't a virgin but she squirts from anal
If you read this your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>583711542
>>583711857it's basically free if you have your own KSB, Tachyon, and Fimoif you don't, haha, good luck
>>583711857they do it with supa creekers
>>583711775dirt A turf G umas
>>583711631maybe it's the type of alcohol? I'm almost 40 and beer kind of messes me up, but I can drink vodka all night and wake up with no problems at all. ditto for bourbon/whiskey, but I have to drink more water than I do with vodka.
>>583711857By becoming a trusted supplier of the local glue factory
>>583711775
>>583711794>What did you think of Inaristanding paizurifunny thing is on a character basis i probably like S2 and those generations the best (my oshi is Nature), i just think Cingrey is better in terms of, like, artistic merit
>>583711935fuck off
shameless early bake so NA anons can copy the OP cause I'll be asleep probably>>583712047>>583712047>>583712047
>>583711935Doto would say this
>>583711857Abuse speed and power bonus, train wit and speed fast and stam during summer
>>583710219architecture is all about proportions. what you posted is vile even to fatfags
>>583711857Good growths and pure luck really.
>>583712081Fair gameA lot of people thought Inari was a weak character while the season was airing, was why I asked
>>583712179that's hyper>>583712217i thought it was fine just as an introduction since she's the next main rival
>>583711857Your highroll?
>>583711857ez
>>583711783that could be possible yes but not what i'm thinking it feels like we got played by the two schizos in some way or that at least she is the master mind hereVoldemort is still posting all fine and dandy
>>583711935Behead dotoposters
>>583711857I'm not. I've hit that maybe 15% of the time in 30 runs. Most common speed result is a hair over 1400, 1450 isn't uncommon, and 1500+ is very rare for me. Kitasan, btw
Kris S stam is so ass... I can't hit 900 at all even with full stam sparks
>>583711778this is my favorite laisillu
