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Tachyon LOVE
Digitan LOVE
umarollers...
UGH
>>583735395I'm working on it, shits expensive and I had to do it twice. I'm not even at 4* on the second one yet, 50 more statues I need.
>>583735321>baking on page 3retard
>10 new unread emails
hmmmm.....
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
IT'S ALRIGHTI'M OKI'M NOT MADI DIDN'T FUCKING WANT HER ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Am I a bad trainer if I change her into this outfit so I can see things better during her races?
Stego cute.
>>583735576retard
>>583735469What did double spin mean by that?
>>583735617Intended gameplay interaction
>>583735617no, the poorfag rags are cute
Luna cute.
>>583735530I mean yeah she's not my favorite, you're right, but she's literally number 2 on my podium...
got her after like 120 pullsI also got zephyr, ashton machan, valentine bourbon, another smart falconwait for daiichi ruby in two months, the marvelous sunday in another twoall the while I'll have to rely on luck to get tamamo cross whom I missed twice but soon my team of midget umas will be complete
>>583735734>troona
Last Thread
posted in the old thread awardgotta wait till next summer to run a full glasses CM team, fucked up
>>583735617Based tummy enjoyer
>>583735810technically every uma wears glasses if the wit facility is at lvl 5
>>583735618damn the fucking background uma is packing BUNS
>>583735809>mold
5 tickets 1 daily pull, no spookshoping I get her in future dailies
Espo cute.
>>583735809Mold...
Cute! I love me some shy girl doyagao.
>>583735879fatter ass than half the cast
>start a run on my phone>it was still on uraAAAAAAAAAAAA MY TP
>>583735809damn what happened last thread
>>583735997V's back from sulking
>>583735809>/uma/ friendnever ever i fucking hate all of you
is this plan missing any supokas? is there anything here that can be skipped so I can afford even one uma?
>>583735809>many fat teio
>>583736091I thought we were best friends
Flatline period for kita pulls is Oct 20 - Oct 24 right?
>>583736064obsessed
>>583736091that's not very nice...
A snack might be okay my wife Sakura laurel will be in late December anyways…
ZAMNWhy do these feel so... VIOLENT bros?
>>583736064based schizo
>>583736064That explains the melties
>>583736225didn't miss you <//3
I want to be a little rookies trainer...
>>583736172>>583736239Turbo rape
>>583735747I guess she is a TINY bit cute
NO MORE SNACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SNACKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!YOUR WIT RAMONU!
>>583735810how's life in dacchis?
Is it because of her height? Her gaze always seems to be fixated on other uma's tits.
>>583736375Rape is not kinda nice either
I never realized how expensive pushing for 5* with statues can be
>>583736448I'm not in dacchis bwo...
Raped status?
>>583736064dramma??
What the fuck, is this why everybody hates Sweep Tosho?
>>583736541why did you leave...
I'm here to say that I've had to fap to Fuji Kiseki twice in a row because my erection refused to cease after my first fap.Thank you for your attention.
>>583736434If you had NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING fucking NOTHING and you got B Finals in every CM and were stuck on the group 5 to group 6 yoyo with a B+ club you would have MORE THAN ENOUGH TO DOUBLE SPARK RAMONU
V's desperate last attempt
>>583736524it's only 1500 statues. surely you can afford that torena
Rob Roy's voices when low energy is extremely erotic.
i LOVE snacking
>>583736434I have decided to roll for umas and just use my 3-4 uncap stones on her
>>583736628>is this why everybody hates Sweep Tosho?I don't remember anyone hating her thoughshe's just a brat in general but with good intentions
>>583736524Yeah it's why I usually push to just 4*. There's only two 3* that I actively dumped statutes into (will be 3 when Marche comes out).
>>583736161
I ain't allowed to snack until my bro shows up.
>>583736702>400 is enoughI fell for this gaslight and Tachyon gave me the reality check I needed to face. Always put 600 on important banners or you will be fucked.
>>583736259>>583736386140 cm tall, 89cm bust. imagine
>>583736890
>>583735787Holy fucking luckfag
>>583736628She’s a brat but my brat daughter
what is this event it's weird...
>>583736928Your crystals?
>>583736652I was never in dacchis to begin with bwo...
>>583736928your sharts???
didn't pull her once. this is the worst thing to ever happen on october 7th
>>583736993>>583737008I used 2 of them on Tachyon gwo.
>>583736994stop replying to that skinwalker retard
I asked my trainee for a piggyback ride and now she wont stop trying to give me one every time we have to go somewhere
do we like /uma/ club now
Neat
>>583737142she has no soul....
>>583737197I wish one would suck me
used a single ticket on ZRR and didn't get her. back to the usual grind.
>>583736543same, anon...
>in a /vm/ club so I don't have to pay attention to any of the stupid /uma/ club dramaI can't be the only one
>>583737226yes
>>583736994why are you acting like you were never there... you can't hate them this much...>>583737089I'm not skinwalking anybody retard
Remember when the general was usable yesterday? I 'member...
have a rob roy to celebrate rob roy
>>583737278nyo.....
Any Ryan enjoyers?
>pink>is red
Do you guys think Digitan is cute?
How is new years opera o as a late surger don’t people just use her as a parent
cm20 status?
>>583737226I never disliked them it was only 1 weird guy.
>>583737226Of course we do! They've never done anything wrong, they're based and the only reason this thread is any good!
>>583737226most of the hate was unironically from V
>>583737364her chouchou is pink though
>>583737343
>>583737409She's Rob Roy's friend so yes.
>>583737456even now he's trying to shit the thread up
>>583737435Benzo isn't weird
help.
>>583737409The cutest
>>583737364Isn't chouchou a spanish word for pussy?
>>583737226If they let the schizo back in I'll dislike them again
>>583737537>tryinghe succeeded since you can't stop talking about him
Only 200 pullsIt's never been more over. But it's also never been so back either.
>>583737602V was never in /uma/club though
>suddenly threads calm down>/uma/club pr stunt suddenly appears out of nowhereThey're not even hiding the fact they're responsible for it
>>583737589>Isn't chouchou a spanish word for pussy?No
>>583737707The other one
>>583737724MARVELOUS SUNDAY
>>583737724MARVELOUS!
>>583737724maya should have been an oppai loli
>>583737724 (me)I'm retarded I forgor sunday I don't have her yet ;__;
Robroy isn't a loli she's a full on womanlet.
>>583737724We don't have any oppai lolis they're shortstacks fucking tourist
>>583737724rice shower
>>583737741it's pretty obvious when they post too, the retards use the same md5
snacking succesful
Your umas are whatever you want them to be.
>>583737852>I don't have her yet ;__;well, she isn't in the game yet you silly goose
>>583737928can my uma be real?
I would pull for ZRR if she took off her glasses, dyed her blonde and wore more revealing clothing
I couldn't stop taking pics of her debut race like it's my elementary school daughter on her first sports festival. Also how does her glasses stay up?
>>583737865the loli uma dude drew her four times so she's at least an honorary loli for me
>>583737879what if I tell you Marvelous is a middle schooler you double tourist
After 8 hours...I didn't get to pass my activity during class... I'm in my fourth year now come on.I'll keep shitposting
uma for this feeling deep down inside??
>>583738052pedophiles aren't known for their intelligence
>4 ace runs>11* Long S>0 Long sparksT-thanks...
umasumi
so what did we learn?
>>583738098what does that even mean
>>583738069Middle schooler isn't necessarily a loli, retarded troon
>>583738179Umasumi
>>583738019except that, they can't be that
>>583736524do it for herwell, I got bono dupe twice. so that helps
They're just floating there?
>>583738098I went to college for 8 years before dropping out of my 3rd year classes and college as a whole, you can still do worse.
WTF they are allowed to use the C word now?
>snacking paid off 2 banners in a row
>>583738103
I love Rice
>>583738209/uma/club runs the threads, and owns the dramaposters and schizos
>>583738230whew, that means I can groom Mayano without consequences since she isn't a loli, thank you, nigger!
>>583738179
>>583738209Nothing in particular
>>583738294I'll have her at full power for next CM, but for now she'll rest
>>583738370They don't own the off-meds at all times schizo V, though
>>583738370Is this real? Did I miss anything these past few days?
>>583737930there are so many I don't have I've lost track>marvelous sunday drops feb 2027:D
>>583738045>elementary>with those titssomething you'd like to share with the class?
>>583738341i dont get it
>first chapter and she's already making that pose and blushingdamn succubus.
>>583738486Yes, it was comfy for two days
>>583738476I took my meds today
>>583738339MOMMA MIA
>>583738492early bloomers aren't that uncommon
>>583738561Somehow I don't believe you but I don't really care
>>583738561Kill yourself now
>>583738098I spent 4 years at a community college to get a 2 year degree because I swapped halfway through. Was only there because I was forced to go to college and my high school GPA was too shit to go anywhere else and nearly got kicked out because my college GPA was shit since I didn't care about either
>>583738634>>583738681You guys are mean
Whoa, this is like the greatest event ever. Wasted all that time trying to get Right-Handed spark.
>already tearing updamn I'm like tickezo...
mares are dangerous
>>583738731Nobody really likes you
guys please help me, this is my Valentine Bourbon deck plus the Maruzen borrow, should I go for a different stamina card or should I eat shit and use my 0LB Creek?
>>583738831I like me
>>583738561I'll let you shit up the thread out of pity
>>583738861borrow Mayano instead and use a wit card
>>583738803this is the only anon experiencing uma as intended.
>>583738882lol
>>5837388610LB Creek is ass
>>583738962Do you like you?
>>583738861bricked
>>583738803Based>>583738946I envy him, my wife won't come around for a while. At least I can use umareader and watch her concerts on youtube
Why are our clubs sinkingis there a new sweepy or what
>>583738861Don't use creek at all and hope that if there's no rainbows during summer your supports group up in stamina or guts
>>583739040posted about this last threadremezzo unlocked temp fate mode in icarusyou can thank him for the bots killing your club rank
>>583739039and who would this wife in question be?
Cute!
>>583739126Kill yourself
>>583735997I told anons that if they found mold on butter, they could scrape it off with a spoon and probably be ok. It started a fun conversation
>>583739126well that suckssurely cygays will do something against that, r-right
>>583736702>57.8% MLBbwo...
>>583737879rob roy is a fucking stick besides her tits. she is an oppai loli.
>>583739126I hope fate is tempted then
MY FUARKIN HERO
>>583739270If the story wasn't shit enough they had to add the most shitty character for no reason
>>583739126Will you talk to V again?
>>583739412You're talking to V bwo...
>>583739320>surely cygays will do somethingunless a botter epidemic starts in jp i doubt cyge will do anything. icarus works in jp now thanks to hachimi opening the door
>shortstack[-] reddit terms
https://uma.moe/activity>12 careers per hourlol
>>583736928yeah sometimes you just get FUCKED by supoka RNG. And of course there's no way to afford 90k carats every time you pull, so you have to trust that you'll luckshit enough to make your 400 pulls worth it. I've only budgeted 400 rolls for Ramonu, and I'm fucking terrified I'm not going to hit the 58% chance to MLB her, which would royally fuck up my pull plan. I've budgeted 600 for Pasa, at least.
>>583739396
sexo
My girl really is the cutest
>>583738750I don't even have this problem because my deck is shit so I have to run Matikanefukukitaru wit and she has built in right handed
>>583739561Why did you reply to that message?
>>583739372She's just small imbecile. Tamamo Cross isn't a loli either
>>583739040The B+ club I was is in had 5 people who were already flatlining who got kicked and I left because I was going to flatline. Nobody has been replaced because the danchou hasn't been making posts
"This is our story." I'm not going to end up disappearing at the end, right?
>>583739270>Star blossom stay goldugly squared
>>583739574>nice legs>great ass>excellent chest>funny robotrobotic sex
Everyone is celebrating halloween and we just got an advent calendar
>>583739372Are we really going to say that Stay Gold and Tamamo are lolis too
I wonder where is he now
>>583739041>those stats on Bourbon>no stamina card>almost 1k stamina>capped speedHOW IN THE GODDAMN FUCKlike I'm sure you have 15*+ stam sparks, but fucking......how?
>>583739741if you think about it christmas is like december halloween
>>583739641>>583739754they're both lolibabas, a subgenre of loli, so yes
>>583739771How is he feeling
>>583739707I won't snack...
I know you're seething about not hitting S again but most our clubs are doing fine./Uma/Club is 28/30 and still in S rank, that's how easy S is
>>583739529is there any reason to not join remezzo clubs and get carried in an S+ rank while doing nothing?
>>583740067not being brown for starters
>>583740026if I had Sweepy installed, I'd be in an S-ranked club, too.
>>583740026uma&co could never
>>583739919Retard
>>583740026>being proud of using sweepysad
She's being a bad influence.
my kitchen is full of ants wtf
>5 borrows>chain events never finish in all of them
>1 minute apartnot even trying to hide it
>>583739771The damage he has caused... the wounds can never be fully healed, being a reminder for the hurt he caused, forever.
>>583740026>but most our clubsdon't look mambwos
>>583740160Kawakami no ranking for moral reasons??Did King hold you at gunpoint to write this?
Oyasumi
>>583740154ok then you explain why they aren't loli
>>583739771qrd for newfig
>>583740442
>>583740449basically the OG of botters, he gave way for all the botters that came after
>>583740449>The third or fourth sea/ruskie to take over the development for a well known Uma bot, based on CHINA code>He decided to dig deeper, using knowledge that was out in the wild, creating a "headless" bot that can complete a run in 2 minutes, without the game running, by talking to the server directly
>>583740449he developed a botting programit's kinda pointless now due to clanker independent training mode
>>583740449father of global auto career cheating bots for fan farming, /uma/ native
>>583740160>Ryan>TopShe is 100% a power bottom
>>583740443For one, they are not a fucking baba to be a lolibaba. They don't look or act like children, they're just short. Because women can just be short. You fucking retard.
>>583740449IIRC he vibecoded a bot that played the game for you, which eventually became a bot that did careers in like five minutes by communicating with the servers directly.
>>583739172
I want to suck Eishin Flash's tits.>But she ain't rea-I WANT TO SUCK EISHIN FLASH'S TITS.
Extremely mesmerizing...
>>583740026>most our clubs are doing finethat's not true at all and you know thatalmost every club is doing worse than last month right now, /uma/ club includedmaybe autis/uma/ is the only one which is in a better position
>>583740728ssssssssssssssssex
>>583740704I love the stock dances they do
>>583739707>This is our storyNO TIME FOR SORRY
rob roy is ugly
>>583740896Rice wouldn't do this
>>583740828yes because of the gigabotalso CM is happening so people do aces instead fan runs, ura is no longer half tpyou're a retarded cherrypicker or just being oblivious on purpose
My bro is taunting me again, what should I do?
>>583741000ask if she wants to play some intravenous of course!
>>583741025*throws up*
>>583741025*cums inside*
>>583736124SSR Falco can be skipped or you do just 200 pulls then use selector and crystals to MLB her
>>583740976not for you
BROTHERIT FEELS SO GOOD BEING A FILTHY DEGENERATE GOONER
>>583741415Extra sweaty umanko
>>583741403+2
>>583740575if you want to be in an S-rank club and not do fan runs, it's extremely useful>set bot to do minimum fan gain for S-rank club you're in (eg 250M/month, ~9M/day)>run the bot while you sleep, do parent runs/ace runs during the day. >cash in on 4500 carats/monthIf I were confident I could run the bot without getting caught/b&, I totally would.
>Eishin Flash just removed Tosen Jordan's shoes by force?! Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for Satono Diamond's training!
>>583740828>/Uma/Club were barely holding on to top 100 at the start of last month rank 70 now>Dacchis higher than their last month finish>UmaDash, lower but they lost their danchud>Uma&Co lmao>Autis/uma/ & TamaLove comfortably in A+ for the first time in months>Mambo meme clubOnly Uma&Co and Mambo are shit this month
my very first run
>>583740828All clubs are doing fine minus...Mambo is Mambover.Bricked will lose its buffer and start dying within 3 dies unless they do something.TamaLove has a week.
>>583741658MARKED
>>583741658>Capturasdios mio!
>>583741658>capturasFelicidades negro
>>583741658>sex on first runwhat a slut
>>583741658UTC-7 tacochad... I kneel
>>583741658I'm sorry you were born in the southern hemisphere
>>583741658Acabale adentro
>>583741642
>>583741836bro?
>>583741836That's a Mexican bordering CA.
>>583741910this mf
>>583741634>UmaDash lower BUTnyooooticing
I really dislike that Hakuraku doesn't keep track of Open Leauge lobbies. It's important for me to figure out what works and what doesn't!
>>583741658the three godesses want you to fuck and impregnate your trainee NOW
>>583741658
Looks like my Rob Roy is pure.
>>583742120wrong timezone
>>583742120V please kill yourself
>>583742120mindbroken lmao
>>583742224many are saying this
*shits on your thread*Post for this feel?
uh oh latinx melty
>>583741658Zenno El Cid...
>>583742096
>>583742120we're four hours ahead though
>>583742371>>583741516>>583741025>>583739982>>583739270
>asobinin becoming kenjaThere no way I can escape DQ references in Japanese media is there?
KIIIIII MIIIII TOOOO
>>583742495
I'm definitely going to impregnate her.
>>583742096kino so fvcking kino
>>583742818i love this retard
So did V and mammers make up?
>>583742898lol
https://x.com/HoldsUpSpork3D/status/2107565507293368499
>>583742895She may be dumb, but I'm dumb too
>>583742874
>>583743004They seem to be shitposting together again
>>583743110just rape him already
>>583742898more like v watched mammers make out with every member of a new club
Trainers have right, you know.
>>583742898>>583743004>>583743213>>583743286you keep giving them attention so it is never going to stop
>>583742096Rice WOULD do this
>>583743385You can always see it as that schizo samefaggingYou need to ignore him too
>>583740449introduced dark brown magic to umamusume.
>>583743487Stop, that is a child!
>>583743342Unfortunately nobody sees it that way. Every time I try to hand out pamphlets I'll get harassed by a group of umamusume. Strange thing is they're always lead by the same uma
>>583743487
Me when I peep into th
what are they talking about?
>>583742096Does Rice own Sancor Seguros?
>>583743487This is so fake a kid would never care about workslop, that umamusume wants to be RUNNING not looking at an excel SPREADSHEET
>>583743771>he never shared a PC with a kidjust put horse racing videos on a second monitor and your uma would be entertained enough for you to keep wageslaving
>>583743771we're actually watching Mcqueen's wedding
Fuck.
not a single donkey in my club nobody logs in anymore
>>583744046I was the younger brother... I did like watching my brother play on the PS1 but that's not wageslaving... I guess showing them race videos would work...
https://x.com/tooru_naka/status/2107954578142728702seeking the pearl's son who was big in south america just died
>>583744174mambwo...
>>583743110
why do you guys keep saying mambo every time someone talks about a club in a negative manner
>>583742874i'm white THO
she WILL win the arima kinen...
>>583744646mambwo...
>>583743681
>>583744646It's tradition
>>583744682>reposted from /vm/
>>583744646Danchou abandoned Mambo in the same way Mambo abandoned Danchou
69083539 arima CM testing my aces
>>583744826lmao
rooms seem more roided than usual
Whoa.
Didn't get anything else on the way, but 70 pulls is pretty good (used 30 tickets)I'm pulling next week on Blaze Brian too
Why is /uma/ club still in 70? You guys told me they would fall off S after URA half TP ended...
>>583744875>born in kentucky
Mambo will accept a flatliner that won't login for 3 days straight and pretend that nothing happened.That's what makes that club so funny to me.
>>583745031>those stats>golden boost in normal raceHow???
Can someone with donkey do a clanker run to see if the game somehow is bugged and she gets these >>583745031 stats for free until the end?
>>583741634>>Autis/uma/ & TamaLove comfortably in A+ for the first time in monthsTHE TIME HAS COME
AND free Winter Runner!? Man I feel stupid wasting all that time for Right and Winter sparks now.
>>583745109they are sweeping
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RP8Wcv>https://jiggie.fun/RP8Wcvhttps://jiggie.fun/RP8Wcv>https://jiggie.fun/RP8Wcvhttps://jiggie.fun/RP8Wcv
>>583745259they always did tho
>>583745154Aelred is what turned Mambo into a joke for me, I don't know how you can come back from being humiliated that hard
>>583745031oh yeah, some umas get superpowers during their racesthey're just meant to win them I guess>>583745227that would make no sense because it's only for a race and JP would have noticed already
She's so tiny...
>>583745335wasn't aware of that desu but it is pretty obvious now
>>583745168>>583745227She gets a status effect called Hero's Brilliance that boosts her stats a fuckton for the senior Arima KinenIt goes away after that
>>583745340Are we already forgetting what happened to uma&co three days ago
>>583745474nobody cares about that club mambwo they are not funny
If my stats are at or above my target, I should just not do training and go on dates right? I skipped the last 4 or so days because my Speed was getting too high.
>>583745471share deck
>>583745471Surely there's a way to exploit this and bring it to the actual CM..
>CM signup started>still making a grandparent for the first ace
>>583745474That's old news already. The creature joined Dacchis, surely we will hear about them soon enough
>>583745423ayy lmao
>>583745714The Aelred drama was like a year ago...
>>583745714>the curren club leaking infoYou won't.
>>583745761I was talking about the creature who left Uma&Co three days ago
I hate Curren dramasissies so much
>>583744930cool thanksreplay: https://litter.catbox.moe/8iue60gss6jyc0i5.webm
Yeah my stats were too high that learning the core skills (plus Savvy) already shot me way past S. I didn't think about my unique giving me 1020 rating on its own.
>>583745714A Currenspy found out he's talking to /uma/club members over e-mail
>>583745928https://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-race
>>583745952It's true, but Allen changes his mind every other day so that's where it stands now. I'm sure it will be VERY hard to behave for another three weeks~
>>583745109>Why is /uma/ club still in 70?numbers seem to be currently lower than last month for those ranks and they have 2-3 guys autistically fan farming
>>583745948I'm not going to marry someone who buys a box of cupcakes and eats them before she even gets to the car in the parking lot
>just noticed all umas changed to their winter uniforms so they are wearing long dark thighhighseroi...
i require your finest rickey images
>>583745928What should I realistically do? Just drop my Speed to like 1050? Maybe lower a bit of Power/Guts? I would really like to learn ALL of these skills if possible.
>>583746092you mean 2-3 sweepers
>>583746158all rickey images are the finest
>>583746145anon they wear thighhighs year-round
kino
>>583746158
>>583746407yeah but the dark ones on the winter uniform are hotter
>>583745952how desperate is he to get back in the club and how desperate is allen to stay S rank. only time will tell
>>583746626I haven't seen this Curren before
>>583740597>power bottomthat's for bottoms who are the ones guiding their partner in the sex (eg. Dia)>>583740160also I'm sorting the umas that the tiermaker OP was too frightened to do cause they're a pussy bitch who doesn't care about Yanko
>>583744296Eccentric will run in the BC Turf and Teao in the Japan cup, both carrying his blood
>>583747039Whenever Stego bottoms she still ends up teasing you.
This is Zenno Rob Roy's song, say something nice about it:https://youtu.be/2G3SHvjvBfQ?si=zl90rmtoWsVH3fJn
>>583747239she has big tits
are any of the rookie starter packs/head start banners worth it? for reference, from my free vocuhers i got spe chud, maruzen, and oguri and my supports are acceptable for what is essentially a brand new acc
>>583740160My versatile traineewife>Bright>asexualShe literally marks you for LIFE
>>583747239MY FUARKING HERO
>>583741658basado disfrutador de tetonas de edad y altura cuestionable
>>583747458better than last
>>583747386Snuggling with Rice
My trainee asked me if I noticed anything different about her, and demanded I stare at her until I figured it out. I don't understand umamusume, she didn't change anything
>>583747561Anus...
>>583740160>moral reasonsoddly enough I seem to want to do everyone in that tier besides maybe the granny
>>583747639should've spent her time training instead of hypnotizing her trainer
I'm making a list
>>583747883your first item on the list is already wrong
>>583747883i ignore the metaslavesi do pull cards about once per scenario
>>583747981Not true, I'm skipping Ramonu for Mr.CB
>>583747883retards oshigaming win plats all the time
>>583747825Not a single trainer said that
I Got Seiun Sky instead of Rob RoyIs this better or worse, anons?
i can only imagine what she actually said
>>583747883>I am a shitter and didn't roll for cards
>>583748125do you prefer cats or cows
>>583748063any old retard can win plat, it's one race out of 81, the point is to get 90%+ WR, that's how you know you made an actual good team and didn't just luck out
>>583748125you won bigly
cope room89113402for testing purposes 3 front teams are banned, 2 at most
Rob Roy is so smol
rob roy more like rape
>>583747883you save a lot of caratswhen scenarios are shorter and cards do not last as long going open for a scenario or 2 is a valid option
>>583748284I see two donkeys
>>583748175>the point is to get 90%+ WR, that's how you know you made an actual good team and didn't just luck outas long as you have fun bro
>>583748175Don't say that anon people want to pretend like their 45% WR plats are valid...
>>583748158I actually pulled quite a few and I honestly wish I didn't
I am really fucking stupid holy shit
>>583748494do your tt races
>>583748503The cutest
>>583748521I do that all the time
>>583748175i lost all the cms I had 90+ winrate on
>>583748364cm isnt THAT hard theres a lot of mediocre builds
>>5837482706/9
>>583748494you can do well in graded with that deck bwoeven in you finish third you should be getting more carats than doing open
>>583748175>lucky wins don't countsure bro your 91% totally should have given you plat on that one time you lost too, and gives you 50%+ plat rate, right? you got 10 plats?
>>583748469But they're valid. You can't pretend the title isn't there.
>>583748284imagine the threesome
>>583748469My only plat was on less than 10%
>>583741415why she using double panties
>>583748662as soon as i load the game it will be full
>>583748695Getting 1600 speed + winter runner + right handed + long S is buns and you know it
>>583749009you set yourself unrealistic expectations1500 + S without any speed greens is already plenty
>>5837490091400 + one of the greens + long S will get to A finals
>>583748967twice the stuffiness
>>583748695its actually around the same
>>583748270idk why my kita is so far behind even during the start
is this usable as a parent?
>>583748967its like safety shorts but still panties
>>583749170Stop posting my Ryan parent results
>>583749167post your Kita, might be a Power diff if I had to guess
>>583749156is it? isn't it like Open B < Open A 1st = Graded B 3rd = A 3rdIdk I never touched Open ever
>>583749370you get about 2100 carats if your winrate is 90% and you win
>>583749347not pictured:restlesssavvygwsee ya laterignited wit
>>583740104You sound like the Japanese who seethe at "cheats"
>>583749636missing kita
>>583749370>>583749156
>>583749156assuming you win only 3 races every round and lose finals as 3rd while not using carats for CM, Graded A will give you 30 + 10 + 10 + 40 + 15 + 15 + 1200 = 1320, while Open A will give you 20 + 5 + 5 + 40 + 700 = 770you get more tickets as well
>>583749572nta but my kitasan has 1031 pwr and teio has 1129, if power is not a meme stat then you may be getting power diff'd
Imagine wasting your hard earned carats on fucking ZRR
>>583749572Yeah this is a power issue
>>583749572Probably Power a Power issue I think, I see a lot of Fronts with 1000+ Power.
>>583749913even before the uphill I was getting gaped so guess it has effect outside of it too>>583749935>>583749953rice power it is then
>>583749928I'd pay to fuck her too
>>583749928I am getting her with my selector ticket, following my pull plan
>>583749928I planned to spark for Zenno Rob Roy but she came home in 40 pullsMy faith was rewarded
https://x.com/duoblues2/status/2107819946072006745/photo/1
when did you become daily-pilled anons
>>583749928imagine not spending carats for your wife
I'm spending all my carats on Mr.CB (so that I get Twin Turbo to 3*)
>>583750153im f2pure
Bold Natie
>>583749572power is a meme statyou're just lacking midraceThe only actual notable midrace you have aside from the usual stuff is kfc. 0 corner velocity. SP going into double gold heals, and a lot of inherits, some stuff that won't do much by themselves like nimble, focus, ignited wit.
graded is JRAopen is NAR
>>583743016need a three way with samson ulala and laisu
>>583750348>it's pwr>it's skillsnothing worksall is doomedshit ass growths
>>583750348The worst Kita player
>>583750492Become the beast of kasamatsu...
>>583750589welcome to front gaming lolif your wit was below 1050 we'd say that's a problem too!
>>583750348he's not talking about midrace though, he says he starts behind everyone else. That's not a midrace issue
>>583750589Try using Rice and see what happens, I tried and it was awful but maybe you can do it better
>>583749928cum is stored in the brain and i've got a headache
>>583750643he did say that she starts behind and then stays behind. Sometimes being a little behind is fine if you can catch upBut since he's running focus it really could have just been an unlucky start roll
u**** will lose the plat in the cm where his oshi is the strongest
i'm saving for tarumae
>>583750703I did a run and it was going well but quit on 2nd inspo
>>583750794we love tragic irony here
>>583750823i might if i skip brian
dramasisters... *cough*.... i'm dying...
i picked up a random applicant who was fleeing from a C club and hes already top earner
We like Rob Roy here?
>>583750794worst part for him? it's gonna be a VB who's just farts on him early race and never letting him catch up
>>583749874if you send B+ umas to open, that's about it yeah. a bad group A round should give you 50 carats, if you lose 3+ there your umas are horrible. the only CMs I didnt participate in Open where the sprints and the very first one,all the others except one I landed in group A 1st (2nd in that other one), got like 67%WR in one where I sent a full team of autoumas since I didnt have the time to built any proper race. 90%+ is doable if you take your time to do the aces and know the limitations (do not go over 1200 points)
God damn that difference
>>583750773Sometimes the RNG is bad but I'm thinking it isn't a one time thing. My Front with 1200+ Power takes the lead a lot of the time so Power does help with the early lead imo.But yeah the midrace could be definitely be better too
>>58375034860 power over the speed cap gives fronts the accel equivalent of another Victory Cheer from Fully Charged
Kita is a haruten merchant, she really needs that gold blast forward to proc early race
>>583751205We (anons with small cocks)
>>583750773Focus is shit
>>583751056My dick yearns for her
>>583751386you are not gonna get capped speed without settling for 1400 speed for this CM unless you're a top of the server piggieit's valid for shorter meds and below, definitely
>>583750794But Kitasan is strongest on the Haruten
>>583750794>the strongest
>>583751479Power*ya get what I mean
>>583751414>next haruten is on a sunny dayit's so gay
>>583751594>two McQueensthe fuck
>800speed>still can't win races for her secret eventwhy is she like this
>>583751594damn
>>583751687>japan cupstamina and wit status?brocked status?
>>583751594Based Mcfat players, my Anime one does pretty well cause of Beeline Burst
>>583747157seeking the pearl lives on through her grandchildren...
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RP8Wcv>https://jiggie.fun/RP8Wcvhttps://jiggie.fun/RP8Wcv>https://jiggie.fun/RP8Wcvhttps://jiggie.fun/RP8Wcv
>>583749874I did Open League last CM because I didn't want to face Hoguri. I got a 95% WR, so I did fairly well there. I made more carats than I would have just barely squeaking into B finals in Graded, I think. Saggy is going to be terrible. I can't meet the stamina requirements without tanking my speed and power and it's beyond maddening seeing anons luckshit nigh-perfect stats with the same fucking cards I'm running, and sometimes worse.
I really need to get a proper third ace before CM...
Never punished (I have 100 carats left)
What the fuck
mgu mgu
is it true that trainers are for their trainees?
>>583751928What do these mean anyway? How much Team WR do I want?
give one good reason you aren't in tomakomai right now
>>583752114see >>583748175
What is this magic show nonsense? I'm gonna make my cock disappear inside Rickey's umanko how's that for a magic trick.
>>583752159Hokkaido is too cold
She's such a fucking donkey holy shit
>>583752280I want to push her in a locker
>>583752159rearranging furniture and my shotacon wife's guts
>>583752348what if they don't fit
>>583752369Carat tax please understand
>>583752369Kitasan was always more charming than Dia, no Satono backed funding required
>buy skill from shop>vision skill acquiredthank you game
>>583752159If I step outside I'll die
its dober october
Anyone else randomly dreaming of umas?
>>583746162Anyone? Is normal version of the gold skills the answer?
>>583752251That's why you cuddle with Hokko
>>583752686Lower your guts maybe?
I hate Grand Live! Bring on GM already!
>>583752686drop 100 guts and go 1200 speedfeel free to lower some wit or stam if neededthe power seems ideal for open at 900 imo
>>583752686maybe nn? or do you have carrot bait runaway
>>583752684Every day
That I agree
Choose.
>>583752684I dreamt about this place twice but I've never dreamt about an uma
is it a good idea to pull for a light hello now if i don't have any?
>>583753062I dreamt about playing the game once
>>583753070no
>>583752994I like yae's chinky eyes
>>583753070no not at all not even a little bit fuck this scenario
>>583752994
>>583752057Yep!
>>583753070unless you plan to pity her, no
>>583753070If you got a good enough deck, noIf your only good card would be LH, noNah not really
>>583753070dont late pull scenario cards
Second O for End Straights?ORSecond O for Wet Conditions + Lone Wolf?
>>583752994NO I DONT WANT TO FEED UMAS I WANT TO STAY AT HOME AND EAT MY OWN FOOD I DONT WANT TO SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FEEDING A BLACK HOLE
>>583753270wet + lone wolf
>>583753270wet + lonegamble and crush the enemy with your superior endgame
>+6event chain bonus>none of my SSR cards finish
>2-1-2>1450 speed, 1100 wit, 800 power>3-1-1>600 wit, 1100 power, only 1400 speed somehowlongs in GL got me feeling a little funny....
Being a Pace Chaser user is a continuous humiliation ritual where you are given the shittiest accels ever
>>583752852>>583752861I have to drop all the way down to here if I want to fit all those skills in. Dropping speed to like 1150 gives me a lot more leeway.
>>583753587t. when pace chasers are meta he'll shift the goalpost
>>583753639What style do you main buddy
should I read her story?
So to get a good TT uma I just slap on 6 wit cards and do Unity?
>>583753972no
mapo tofu uma
>>583753587I think the original design intent was to have meh accels but strong uniques ex: base oguri, taiki, etc. Nishino inherit was the first thing to start the move toward powercreep,and they start getting nuts when they decide to stop gatekeeping the accels to specific tracks/distances
>>583754002Pretty much, for any distance shorter than a medium
>>583753341>>583753434Thanks.
when she sees my hero's sword
>>583754286What about for Long then?
The more I see Copano Rickey the cuter I think she is. I don't want to fall in love with another uma.
when she sees my super mega ultra large dong that's meant to fit into her umanko
>>583754362I would clank thatRun it with stam cards and Riko
>>583754323She's so small she'd think 4 inches is huge
>>583754363She's the only cute Dirt Front Runner in Global
>>583754363
copa cabana
>>583754363I pulled on her because her animation charmed me, I wasn't planning to at all. But I failed to build her properly for the dirt CM and had to drop her in the finals. My Feng Shui was not enough.
>>583753587>loop blaze brian's skill it will make paces good in arimafell for it againand blaze rollers will fall for it harder
>>583754257That's what I'm thinking tooAll the actually strong Paces don't have to rely heavily upon cards/inherits to win
is hakuraku dead
>>583754483TRVKE
I made (too much) corn cheese
>>583754630nyo
>>583754323
Dear Wishy Washy anon,stop being nervous about it. it will be cool.ok thanks.love,everyone waiting for you
So are is my TT Team?Doing pratice matches they dont seem to be doing that well... sometimes they win but other times they are losing to Uma that look worse.Not sure if im missing some obvious stuff... groundwork lol...
>>583754726can't load the website I keep getting timed out
>>583754667NiceWhat is corncheese? Besides corn and cheese?
>>583754769vaguepost champion
>>583754769
Every time I refresh this fucking pull plan I am more carats shortSome "planner".
>>583754807works for me
>>583754363She is cute though
>>583754941The spreadsheet was unironically better
>>583754363The best part? She's 100% for (You)
>>583754769Wishy washy anon here. I'm on cooldown
>>583754824It's mainly just corn and cheese, then whatever else you want to put in ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_cheese
>>583755072proof?
>>583754769The bird flies Westward when the church bells ring. All is according to plan
You only like Copano Rickey because she arranged your furniture
>>583755010She really is...
>>583755074Go somewhere else
>>583755161Guys only like you cause you have great tits
>>583754769is that what's going on in dacchis right now?
>>583755161actually she said all the chairs in my office have bad feng shui so she sits on my face
>>583755225Why?
I'm sorry but Fine Motion owns my dick
>>583755084Seems like a neat side dish with low prep timeThanks for the idea
>>583755161she let me rearrange her guts in exchange
>>583755161I don't care about Tomakomai
no one is rolling for mayapits?
>>583755161
>>583753070the original run had free pulls and now you have to 100% pay with your own carats for a card that is halfway through its lifespan. There's arguments to pull for the second Tach banner depending on your situation, but NEVER pull on the scenario card rerun
>>583755436Her time has come and gone, unfortunately
>>583755107she tried to cast a love spell on you with her valentine's chocolate, but it failed because (you) already loved her.
>>583755476I wasn't familiar with her game
What happened to "Happy holidays!"?
>>583755561They changed it for some characters, but forgot on other parts
>>583755476Tap Dances her way into the lead, securing the win and the adoration of her fans
>>583755561Gonna cry about it?
>>583755561deepl can't catch everything
>>583755545What a cute monster
>>583755668two big blessings
Why won't she show up in the lobby...? I don't even have her...
>>583755161Sorry I have this thing where I'm impossibly horny and excited and enamoured of pedophiles
uma + manko = umanko
>>583755074okie dokie!>>583755128WHAT? no way, it is...? dang. wow. umawesome.
>>583755889u + man + ko (girl) = umankoumanko is sex confirmed
>>583755889We should name a club after this/uma/nko club or something
something malicious is brewing
>>583755561Don't let anyone tell you feedback and pressure doesn't work
I miss when we were the sex club.
>>583755917>>583754769Cute Daiwas
>>583755981too obvious how about /uma/n(e)ko
>>583755957>u + man + koumanko = calling you tranny
Why are umas so sensitive when it comes to trainers interacting with each other?
>>583755981>>583756078i don't think we should in case it attracts angry ERP addicts or something due to the name
>>583755889
>>583756174It's all an actA deceptionA schemeA keikakuThey're playing the feelings game to get pity points and mark their territory
>>583755985
>>583756174They can't help themselves
>>583756174they know young adult ningen pussy is irresistible.
nyoniverse suffocating current bucket
>>583756463Danchou...
>>583756395I'd rather breed Riko
>>583756492Umas can breathe in space
>>583756463
>>583756395and then Aoi woke up
I'm so handsome and athletic, and you guys are so heinous and unfortunate, it must really suck
opengods, what have you built for this CM? I'm trying to make a front supreme spe
Is anyone training Sky or Sukuza as an ace this CM? What decks/sparks are you using? this has been the worst CM prep I think I've ever experienced, I have a shitty UG4 Kitasan and a UG Bourbon (maybe I'll get something like what anons luckshitted into a few threads ago) but I still need a third.
>>583756732That's not very Feng shui
>>583757012SEXOOOO
>>583757012umanko shredding my meat
>>583755561So what do you think happened with the whole Christmas thing? While they obviously still did change Christmas to the holidays a bunch in the event, it was left alone often enough that it had to have been deliberate. Did they finally realize how nonsensical it was to censor it when we can actually hear characters say "Christmas" in English umpteen times?
>>583756867i have no advice for you sadly but what possessed you to go for front commander chud of all fucking things
>tfw you spent all your carrats on zenno rob roy because you had a manic episode
Name our band.
Luv me this Overlord
guys what does merry christmas mean? is this some japanese thing?
>>583757138>nakayama>her golds doesn't require her to be late/ in the packreminds me of CM2 where I wanted to go full front but only had suzuka and daiwa, so I made a rudolf front
>>583757332it's what umas say when they're proposing to someone
>>583757332Its a nip saying for "lets get some KFC"
Name canonically possessive umas (so I can playthrough their careers)
So how many of /uma/ are saving their statues for Gentildonna 5* Whats the rate of getting statues anyway like in a single year of our accelerated schedule
>>583757447Sirius
>>583757262symboli steppu
>>583757394fair enough i guess, if you're gonna go open you might as well go for something off the wall
>>583757507Yeah but she already has me
>>583757505nobody likes the gorilla. we are all saving for chrono 5*
>>583757332
>>583757585>nobody likes the gorilla.You're tempting me to do this out of spite.
>>583757447Gentildonna
>>583757505I’ve gotten about 200~ish statues this month I think without umarollingStatue acquisition has gone way up since auto became a thing
>>583757585>>583757505fusu
How big of a loss is going from gold skill to normal versions? >>583746162
>>583757704That word is not on the kinda nice list.
>>583757262brown subumans
>>583757921I wanna smooch her so bad...
>>583757878i still like the horse way more than the uma but gentilfusu has rehabilitated my opinion of the uma design a bit
>>583757691do it fag, i did it for pandora
>>583757894Neck and neck is the first to be able to dropped probably? .4 -> .2 accel
>>583757878
>>583758037
>>583758245Based saved for future use
so really, how am i supposed to make an uma for this cm? using creek is honestly awful and it seems like im overstamm'd and lack every other stat but without her i get maybe 600-700 stam. thats with maybe 12* stam too
>kinda nice[-]
I'm saving for Almond Eye
7 and I 4* Holiday Scarlet
>>583758359you do your best and remember that everyone else is also having a shit time making good aces and you will go farther than you probably think because of that
>>583758378based
>>583758457post results
>anons advising newcuties to train their TT umas in unity with 6 wit cardsNo wonder it's been easy winning TT races. I welcome the new era of witGODs
>>583757447Orfevre, she calls you many things as it develops, leading up "King's Property" and then changing to "the King's staff in their hand." By the end of it.Video examplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sniNXKM0-90
>>583758592I kind of want to get the bourbon but she looks a little too stupid
lowroll kita test63999119please bring a front
>>583758534I hope this spell allows me to make a strong one for cm20 on time
>>583758554>easy winningThat's not really the point of TT but sure nice for you
>>583758636Cute
You guys saved enough statues for the twins right?>>583758493When in doubt just use Maya who has gold recovery + Maestro from Creek + No Stopping MeOr Mambo and get her that claw forward
>>583758092Wasn't that accel the most important thing? It's rated very highly on the race simulator.
>>583758628
Stop posting that ugly ass Uma that only trannies and women like
>>583758785Head-On is still okay
>>583759038What the fuck did you say about bourbon
>>583758785its good but you dont get to have more than a few golds in open. more skills is usually better. with that build you are aiming to hit NSM+ head on+true strength+RS Stam to win. compromising on Neck lets you stuff a bit more midrace or stats in so you can actually be in position to fire all that late race goodstuff off. in short: >>583759197
>>583759038Literally no one has posted Tachyon
>>583759038No one posted fuji kiseki
>>583759038Who thinks that of Vodka wtfff
Reminding you of the graded races for this weekend and monday>Friday - early SaturdaySaudi Arabia Royal Cup G3, won by>Air Groove (1995)>Mejiro Dober (1996)>Gran Alegria (2018)>Saturday - early SundayIreland Trophy G2, this is actually a new G2 that was established last year repladcing the Fuchu Himba Stakes in date, since that one was moved to June to replace another race, this is a trial race for the QEII Cup G1>Sunday - early MondayMBS Sho Swan Stakes G2, won by>Bamboo Memory (1989)>Sakura Bakushin O (1994)>Hishi Akebono (1995)>Taiki Shuttle (1997)This is a trial race for the Mile Championship, the winner gets a spotHope you can be here to watch them, if you're still curious about the next G1 in japan it is the Shuka Sho october 18th
>>583759038Sorry, I won't post Palmer anymore
>>583759548>>583759495>>583759315>>583759221Retards >>583758779
>>583759038But Ry*n hasn't been posted?
>>583759606>vagueposts>still replies to the post he referred to like a bitch>hates the gold familyI'm starting to think the troon thing was full projection
>>583759038Where's the Dober?
>>583759872In my bed
>>583759695staygold and everyone who likes it is subhuman trash
>>583760017
>>583759038The Helios ritualpost comes after the new thread though
>>583759436Daring Tact as Tomori when
>>583759038NOOOOO DONNABROOOOOOS
>>583760026stego and the whole class of '97 are peak tho
today i noticed that your wit cards disappear from wit training if your seed is bound to get you distance sparks i barely broke 400 wit in the career i played a few mins ago
Now you remember
>>583760286>>583760286>>583760286
what an ugly ass op image
>>583760449
>>583752394her ears or her tits?
>>583752568DOBER OCTOBER!!!
