>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/AWW, THE RATS ARE TAKIN' OVER, BABY!Threadlocked: >>583724360
>>583743134THE BAXTER SOCIETY HAS YOUR NUMBER
>>583743134>can't tell troon to go ACKGay nigger game.
https://vocaroo.com/1dEpmtpPLsQ5
>Nasty troon voice talking>Everyone reports and it gets comm banned for 30 days
>>583743279This is why I haven't voice trained.
>>583743017Yes and sometimes yamato, he is lowkey a fraud
>>583743225>Using this bait again
DANNY THIS FRIDAY AAAAAAH
>>583743279You wouldn't be able to notice them talking because it's easy to pass.
Who's the king of the rats, baby!Who's the king of the rats, baby!Who's the king of the rats, baby!Who's the king of the rats, baby!Who's the king of the rats, baby!Who's the king of the rats, baby!
>>583743225Sit.
What am I supposed to do if infernus gets mystic slow?
>>583743470>100 pickrate 50% wrsounds about right
>>583743479>>583743402Dilate
>>583743248Good post
>>583743506buy boots
>>583743535Sit.
Death slam events>deadlock nightshift
>>583743248Do you have REAL WARDEN FM and REAL DRIFTER FM, still?I'm assuming you're the same guy
>>583743404legalize nuclear bombs
>Finally win a game after 5 game losing streak>even get MVP>feel nothing
>Give 'em hell, Jessie!>Your time to shine, Carl!>Get to work, Bobby!>The Pantegana boys say hello!>Dutch, you got one last job before retirement!>Cupcake, Rokko, Sanchez: Get 'em!>Go for the throat Sarah!>Switchblade Mac and his crew got this handled!>Dax. Pheobe. You're up!>Hit 'em where it hurts TJ>Say hello to the McMullen gang!>I brought gumdrop's whole polycule!>Potato and his whole family are coming for that ass!>Nacho's coming for that ass!>Your turn Mildred!>This looks like a job for Abbi with an I!>Here comes Louie!>Rabies Ronnie has a gift for ya! Surprise, it's rabies.>You're livin' in 2nd Carl's world now!>You're my number one guy Chester!>Abby with a Y is comin' to play!>I'm counting on ya Boone!
>>583743781>calls other heroes rats>but is the one who cannot flyCurious.
I buy boots every game because that's what you do in Dota
>>583743248Sorry I'm just the rodent spammer guy, idk about the FM guy
>>583742463you deserve to get put in the place where everybody believes that of themselves
if you've ever struggled against a graves you're objectively bad at the game
>>583743880https://files.catbox.moe/8ifq0t.mp4
>>583743969TRVKENVKE
>>583743958One of the better esl posts I've seen in a while
>>583742463>Welp I just left a game causestopped reading, if you ever wanna be good at the game you should never abandon a game. your mental should be unruinable
>>583743831it is but it just hasn't caught on yet
>>583743882bots when
They should just remove Sinclair until all the other characters are in.
>>583743969it's because I installed a mod that gives graves big tits and I get distracted whenever I face off against her
>>583743654JUMP!
>>583743882>Enduring Speed>Fleet Footwork>WarpstoneGood Now I can finally play the game.
>>583744237It's such a beautiful view...
>>583744278>not taking advantage of the movement buffs you get from farming sinnersNGMI
>>583744237Okay I just jumped now what retard?
most mentally stable danny fan
>>583743654why would the horse do this
Why dont mirage players just get fortitude to stay on the map 24/7
>>583744391Wait until you hit the water
>Enemy team rotating on power spikes, hitting objectives on timers, positioning smartly in general>My team doing nothing>Still have to sit in this match accomplshing fuck all for 40 minutesHow the fuck did this genre get so popular with third worlders?
Im against Baba rat king and Gravesdid I win?
>>583744409Maybe didnt like the guy or wasnt familiar with them and didnt like him on his turf, horses can be weirdly vindictive
>>583744398anyone who's angry enough to break their expensive ass monitor equipment still has a mental maturity below that of age 15
>>583744450Yeah that doesn't do shit to me I'm not black so I can swim. Hope that helps.>>583744409Animals are weird and dumb, man
>>583744462They're too stupid to realize their time is being wasted
Where are the haze nerfs?
>>583744398KEK
>>583743880cute
>>583744462>Enemy team rotating on power spikesI never get if people mean that they rotate to another lane during lane phase, or if they're referring to rotating during some mid-game powerspikes
>calls herself vyper>looks more like a cobra>says shes a gorgon>is actually a lamia
>>583744462>Still no counter play or strat to deal with your team refusing to group up to do anything
>>583744626people who get upset with her design for not looking like a vyper while calling herself vyper... vyper isn't her actual fucking name. she has a voiceline where she mentions that vyper is just a nickname
I don't think Viper is very funny, but to Valve's credit, I do know an absolute failure of a woman who not only talks exactly like Viper, says things that Viper says, but her voice sounds almost identical, too.
>>583744409It got spooked by the drone passing too close in front of it.
>>583744659Going to rat
Some du said that early game matters again? Is this true?
>>583744659It's called griefing on purpose until the system thinks you're bad at the ame and gives you good players than just play barely serious enough to not be punished for being too good.
>>583744659>still no counter to retards retardingthere never will be
This game is dogshit. Why is every actual PVP interaction 1 on 1 like a 45 second fight? Is it to protect the feelings of the shitty players who can't win fights in games with low TTK?
shit game
>>583744778sounds like someone just got raped
>>583744694>vyper isn't her actual fucking nameyeah, thats even worsemeans she actually got to pick it and she went for vyper instead of cobra, because shes just that stupid
>>583744778Because it also has guns which means TTK needs to be high or it won't work as a moba. Hope that helps, retard
https://files.catbox.moe/nxvsrk.mp4
>>583744446Spirit lifesteal is probably better for that
>>583744446His ult lets him stay on the map 24/7 you don't need to buy an item to do that.
>>583744752only if someone in lane phase fucks up badly enough for the enemy laners to snowball their way into the mid-game and rape everyone, yeah. it isn't massively important as long as no one fucks up too hard
PLAYERBASE:SAVEDERECT STRAIGHT ALIVECOCK
>>583744694>vyper isn't her actual fucking name.True. Its Liz. Short for Lizard.
己の力を過信していたようだな。
>>583744778High TTK is higher skill because it let's your opponent interact. Doing someone 100-0 is just playing solitaire with your combo
>>583744939Where the fuck are they because I keep seeing the same names in ranked.
>>583744659does the game not have splitpushing?
>>583744863where can I buy one of these
>>583745057It does but it's very easy to get caught if you're not on the right hero or the enemy team is good.
why does this game and general attract so many troons?
>>583744278Bind fleetfoot and warp stone to the same key, they share the same cooldown>but I want to cast them separately no you dont
>>583745012>High TTK is higher skill because it let's your opponent interactLow T skillcucks really believe this? LMAO
>>583744778>>583744791get le. FUARKIN. good.
holy shit baba rapes apollo so hard
rat king gun would sound so good if it was a minigun
>>583745057Splitpushing only works if your team is doing something with the space you create, if they're all cowering on your side of the map your splitpush just turns into inting.
>>583744278Enduring speed and Fortitude is enough.
>>583745017Nobody can play Ranked cause of the 15 wins retardation
>>583743880There's no way solomon is just some dude if he's chillin with a witch and a god
>>583744863>only one helperfucking kikes
>>583745167t. Believes clicking a head once in CS takes more skill than tracking someone's head for 10 seconds
>>583744778Go play CS Ivan.
>>583745138Because these are the people both working at Valve, and the ones they advertise their things for. Pic related, directly from the Steam Machine trailer.
>>583745057Zips make it very difficult to split for longer than 3 seconds
>>583745057>Try to split push>Enemy team just rides the zip line to you and uses the momentum to get right on top of you by time you see them coming
As an apollo main I think it's time to uninstall. Baba and slowing hex means he literally cannot play the game , ever.
>>583745263warpstone is mandatory in shitlow if your wr on ven is above 55%.
>>583745167This game is filled with troons like >>583744561>>583744391 who need spirit abilities size of a planet and a 5 minute long parry window to never punish their shit play. They do not have any good mechanical skill like aim.
>3 secondsThats all the time I need as a wraith BVLL
>>583745347they dont work on the game retard ragebaiter kys
>>583745293Nta but it is, cs mogs every shooter on skill ceiling, I think apex is probably the highest skill tracking game and it’s not close
>>583745347trannyism hit the gaming community like crack it's so grim
High TTK rewards good aim more than low TTK does.
Fuck it I'm gonna install some goon mods
>>583745426Unironically rent free
>>583744778so this is what's going through the mind of the guy feeding me in lane? interesting
>>5837451131-800-555-snooz dummy
>>583745397Just play Yam or Mina
>>583745524It’s different types of aim, precision vs accuracy
>slide>FREE ammo
>>583745531>Unironically rent free
>>583744778Low TTK takes less skill than high TTK, not sure where the idea the opposite is true comes from.>Low TTK games>I see you first, I win>High TTK games>I see you first, I have an advantage, but a fight is still going on, movement, positioning, juggling resources and timing abilities comes into play
>>583745397you wont be missed
>>583745523It's more like gaming hit the trans community like crack because trans women are just naturally predisposed to not go outside because having other people look at your ugly man face is mental torture. And if you're going to stay inside you might as well play videogames.
need Silver to smear the stinky gooey doggy smeg built up around her knot all over my face right the fuck NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>583745710>so mad he replies to me later in an entirely different conversation>posts canned response sharty AI generated memeYes, rent free, saar.
>>583745710rent free
>>583745768you need pills
>>583745724Literally none of this matter unless you have the same farm. This game is stat check central.
>>583745636High TTK requires both.
>>583745724the higher TTK gets the more team tactics are emphasized over individual skill however for better and worse
>>583745274I think it'd be funny if solomon was just some dude though
This game is just hero shooter dota 2.
SkellyGAWDS where we at???
>>583745724dont forget low TTKs just encourages camping
>>583745917...and that's a good thing
Deadlock should not have been a shooterslop game.
>>583745917It's Super Monday Night Combat 2, tho
>>583745783>>583745793Disgusting freak of nature, samefag too.
>team a has baba>team b purposefully picks all spirit heroes into baba??????????
>>583745724I can’t tell if these posts are serious honestly In low ttk the skill is before the engagement, planning, pre aim, info gatheringIn high ttk you just w into a room, get shot in the head 4 times then react
>>583745886The trope of "guy is normal but so extremely skilled at one thing and it lets him hang out with the big leagues" is a good one.
>>583746023None of these fags can aim
>>583745821I've been looking for some but no one manufactures pills full of dog cum... I think it could be a lucrative business personally but I guess I'll have to get it from the delicious warm tap for now...
>>583746012>db gtSpic. Mentally ill. Obsessed.Pick a fucking struggle.
>>583746079how hard can it be to get a single faggot on perma haze/wraith/venator/vyper duty
>>583745937
>>583745857It does not require precision to the same degree, the hit boxes are bigger, the punishment for missing is less be cause it makes up for less of the total engagement bulletsThis feels like a troll 2bh so I’m not gonna argue further
>>583746079Snakes is an infernus player bro he should at least be able to aim.
>multiple games in a row im lowest in souls>manage to figure out how to farm as game progresses to keep up with the enemy specifically>SUDDENLY, my whole team doesnt enjoy staring at me being top souls for 3-4 minutes straight so they ABANDON lanes, abandoning their guardians and walkers to JUNGLE, giving bags to enemy teamyah its BALANCED if im the only guy with 15k but when im on par with the enemy carry it's problematic?!
>>583746009I miss that game something fierceVeteran and Wascot my GOATs
>>583746216>high ttk is when hitboxes are biggerWho's the troll here, hmm?
>>583744863Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwusS9JPjS8>vyper with an eyepatchpeak or cringe?
>>583745867wrong
>>583745113you're gonna cut a hole into the bottom of it aren't you
Buff towers to actually do shit and watch idiots whine that they can no longer be hand gifted KDR for zero effort.
>>583746325Name a single game with tight hitboxes and high ttk and I will concede
>>583746053>In low ttk the skill is before the engagement, planning, pre aim, info gatheringaka sitting in a corner and waiting for someone to pass
>>583746412Keep posting canned responses bro maybe I'll magically become a troon and you can totally epically own me and post it in discord for all your sharty friends to see!!!
>>583746012spic
>>583745886>>583746058Now that you mention it, yeah I could get behind that
>>583746012I thought I was in /dbs/ for a second
Give towers awps
Im going to start maining sinclair
>>583746352in destiny 2 it was literally the meta to peek corners at the same time and shoot the same guy to not give them a chance to get away and that TTK isn't THAT high
>>583745886I've been memeing about this with a friend. Especially after all these retarded memes with him being some astro genius. God I hope it's the case it would be so fucking funny.
>>583746345I like it, but I like most Vyper design chances because she basically doesn't have one right now
>Rat King is insanely OP with crazy teamfight ability but has incredibly boring gameplay>Baba is insanely OP with crazy teamfight ability but plays incredibly hardSo the new heroes are all broool heroes is it
>>583746749Solomon will be a 1v1 hero trust.
>>583746749Baba is specifically a counter to spirit heavy comps. I wouldn't call her "Insanely OP", but she's good.She loses hard to CC and m1s
Nurse Harrow femdom post orgasm torture handjob.
>>583746719It’s basically halo ttk which I would consider on the lower end, you have one taps and two taps
>>583746023Saw Baba facetank a fed seven ult then just shot him to deathYou HAVE to go M1gger if you saw her on the other team
>lose game>report everyone for griefing >win game>report everyone for griefingfuck these faggot ass playerbase
normally i get attached to the in-progress model and i'm a little hesitant at the idea of characters getting a remodel (seven is a good example i'm worried they're going to fuck him up somehow in the process of giving him real pants)if vyper got the snake model i wouldn't complain at all
>WE NEED A M1don't care i'm picking harrow>WE NEED A SPIRIT NUKERdon't care i'm picking harrow>WE NEED A SUPPORTdon't care i'm picking harrow>WE NEED A FRONTLINERdon't care i'm picking harrow
>>583746563>>583746602/dbs/ is the new pol we own all of 4chan. It's the only general on /a/ where they cannot stop our shitposting. >>583746560Only a troon gets this offended and invested in shitposting.
>>583746926if his pants are changing they are likely only getting more texture. for now they're entirely flat, but they're not likely to change a lot since from what I gather he's just supposed to be in whatever prison uniform he was wearing when he was executed.
>both new heroes have massive hitboxes>play bebop and chainhook them all game>buy curse so ratking can't just ult outnever gotten so many angry chat interactions
>>583746926Vyper is the only one I feel like I DON'T want a remodel now, just a touch up. I like how shitty she looks, like a level 1 JRPG enemy. I hope she keeps that vibe.
>>583747010she looks like all 4 doe
>>583746879issue is 98% of damage is spirit damage so she might as well be anti everyoneshe's a prime target for curse but they just had to give her charges didn't they
>>583746926someone made a good point that if sinclair or if anyone got a remodel it will just be flooded with people for their "prettiness" than actual abilities that valve are valueing in their tests than pretty points reasons. so maybe they will be pushed or someone like two heroes will only get a model
>>583747049>Only a troon gets this offended and invested in shitposting.... then why'd you get offended and reply to me unrelated here >>583745426You also claim to hate troons, yet you wish I, a white male, were one. Curious..
reminder to for you do your civic duty and vote for deadman danny
>>583747105Both new heroes are incredibly weak to CCs but yeah you should kidnap rat king then gang bang him before every team fightsHe's such a fat ass that i manage to grab him even when most of his body is behind a corner
>>583747147good, we've been in a spirit meta for a long ass time, about time we have a strong anti spirit comp hero
>>583747049K, b, c.
>>583744409he thought it'd be funny
>>583747230>stating a fact means you are upsetNot really helping the white male argument here. I can just imagine you saying "IT'S MA'AM" to a poor minimum wage worker
>Shenron, I wish I was a crossover character in Deadlock!
nurse harrow femdom 10 hour edging + orgasm denial
They removed the smoke vent in blue lane?
>>583747393piccolo would unironically be the best dbz hero in deadlock. stretchy arms for pull or clockwerk shit, hellzone grenades is already like a projectile ability, and then he has the long ass charge ultimate for shenanigans
victor's gf coming to deadlock soon
>>583747380And I'm just stating a fact that you are wrong and upset. What about this do you not get, dbspic?
Baba's soothing brew should be a heal tbqhwymd
i HATE mina wtf is she even good for
I want to have sex with Shiv Deadlock.
>>583747516Victor is gay.Sorry, I don't make the rules.
>>583747615retarded monkeyall shiv fags must burn
>>583747525Nothing I said is wrong. Everything is fact and in line with reality no matter how much estrogen you inject and further go down in your delusions.
>>583747556sucking
>>583747393is there a goku mod for bebop yet
im trans but i dont act like that or say that doe
Eeeeeh, this Doorman guy is kinda strong, I'm getting excited!
>>583747898Most people here are trans or an ally. It's only one polfag who spams the thread.
>enemy vindicta is dominating>i'm the only one with knockdown>i'm also bebop>she's long as fuck range autoing from the backlines beyond knockdown + hook range>nobody is doing anything>losehelp
>>583747960ywnbaw
>>583747739Okay so basically your argument comes down to "I'm right and you are wrong", which here in Europe is how kindergardeners generally argue, but what can you expect from a spic. Really isn't your fault you were born brown, or would you prefer I call you latinx, maam?
>583748012See, there he is.
>>583747960your mom is my ally
>>583745937Somewhere around 135 votes right now boss.
I predict:Danny wins on Friday because Europe got their grandma and they're actually more racist than Americans so they will all pivot to the hero who might overtake Solomon
>>583743824>Your turn Mildred!Why does Baba hate this one rat so much in particular?
Someone post the Goku Mina copypasta
prediction: solomon is so fun and his character is so memorable racism is ended forever. yoshi and hopoo are heralded as heroes, especially in russia
>>583748016Nothing I said is wrong though. Do you even play the game? Parry is a dog shit mechanic and spirit is for subhuman aimlets who are the majority of the troons like (you) in this game.
>>583745937right here boss
>>583748239Europe isn't racist, unlike USians.
>>583748430shut up nigger
the rat is fun
Im a real niggaIm fast as fuckAnd I set shit on fireYou see that shit?heh heh heh heh
Can someone explain how leviathan got 2-0d? I couldnt see the match cuz I was at da gym
>>583748430You guys made hitler, forever racist no matter the cope
>>583748605ABL met the rapping grandma who counters all his heroes
>>583748632Hitler was directly inspired by the Jim Crow policies of the US, as well as USian antisemitic conspiracy theories.Europeans love Jews, Africans, and Muslims especially.
>>583748594>this was the only black guy in the game for 2 yearsbased valve?
>>583748346And nothing I said was wrong. You realize how I can just keep saying this because your brain isn't developed enough to come up with an actual argument for why I'm wrong beyond making stuff up, strawmanning or posting canned responses?Do keep making up stuff about me though, sis, incredibly healthy and normal behavior. Maybe you'll be right one day too. Sadly today is not that day. I generally play m1s or bruisers, mostly Venator recently, sorry to say, lass.
>>583747105A bebop did this to me and I took rat king off my roster
>>583748605BE stopped scrimming for a month to cool off/get a break while they waited for the new map and now they started again so of course they're back on top.Rusnigs were never the best.
>>583748764>Doesn't engage with the argument at all>Still leaking his clit all over this general cuz I clocked him for a troonI accept your concession, nigger faggot.
>>583748838indom my boy
>>583747556bro look at this shitmina is useless
>I don't commend
more like deadcock lol
fuck gunshit and fuck this game
>>583748924What argument? Your made up schizobabble? Please point me to one argument you've made and I'll gladly address it>accept your concessionBattlecry of a "man" who lost. KWAB, but expected
What does Pocket want in very late close matches?
this is the only funny dialogue in the game
>>583748961Commend is rigged.Whoever gets onto MVP page gets commends automatically.It's a shit system.
>>583747516Victor's gf is a rat
>>583749212no they dont retard
>>583747516marci deadlock when?
>>583743781every self-respecting /dlg/er should learn the secret shop jump
>>583747516I boughted this chest and got her set :)
>>583749286I know you never get MVP before.Silent when the adults talk.
wheres the fun sized character
BABAnned
>>583749387Rem with shrink ray
>>583749387It's Rem and he is for headpats exclusively.
>>583749387Get a load of Mr. Micropenis over here
>>583747516https://gamebanana.com/mods/723542
>>583749387Based devs keeping pedoniggers away
>>583749387I know what you are
>>583749387Fairyfucker chads...
>>583749514Trannies ARE the pedoniggers
>>583747516paige is already int he game
>>583749615If that were true they wouldn't be playing vindica and paige
only need 6 more wins to unlock silver in ranked, lads
your voting sticker says a lot about you
>>583749870Jake is based and I am sick of pretending otherwise.
>>583749870for me? its @jakeow
>>583749870>the junkrat main voted dannyleast surprising shit ive ever hear
>>583749531a swell guy and good friend?
>>583749870Every time I see danny I know they're a shitter instantly, it hasn't been wrong a single time.
>>583749870>chud>chad>chud
>>583749964>good friendOnly thing I think of when I hear that. This or that "Final solution to Slytherin menace" greentext.
got Moose from exotic erotics in me rn, time to hop on deadlock
>>583749870>Solomon voter is the one who looks the most like a estrogen filled cuck
>>583750105Wait no this one is the best one actually
Performance is shit since the Baba update
>>583750287Shiv main btw
>First rift comes up on green>Enemy solo pushes yellow>They get both>Look on minimap>4 players jungling
>>583749104I accept your concession, xir.
>>583749870So funny that of the three of them the Solomon voter 100% has the cuck chair phenotype.
>>583750518>couldn't stop himself from replying again and also couldn't produce an argumentKWAB
>>583750518this but with mina
>>583750472you forgot to mention that at least 4 from the other team always comes rift because they actually know what it is
lol gay boys
>>583750721holy faurking kino
>>583750460that's goddamn right, however I am feeling like some Mina tonight
thanks yoshi
I LOVE UNLOCKING HEROES IN STANDARD MODE FOR RANKEDYIPPPIEYAAAAHHOOOOOTHANK YOU VALVE HOW DO YOU ALL DO IT
Wait so it's Friday or Saturday for the next winner?
>>583750905yeah its more fun than actually playing ranked
>>583750472time to buckle up and embrace the 30 minutes of bleeding out slowly
>>583750903>still wonand niggers with weak mental will try to tell you a game is unwinnable because someone (usually them) died twice in lane
disgustingly stoned right now. its moseph and krilliam and brawl time
>>583750903
>>583750952watching lobotomies? just watch IP2 streamers smoke crack for the same effect
If this was closer to Rivals or even DOTA the troons would drop off and we can have proper banter again. Not what we have now where everyone censors cuz of faggots.
>>583750721kek fucking faggots
>>583750903Rem carried you all hard, Graves shitter.
>>583751041
>>583751180and he didnt even commend himwhy are gravestrannies like this
>Solo win game with three good ults as Dynamo as well as save my Graves and Haze from Bebop Hitler bombs using 2 over and over>No accolade at end screen>Not one commendYou people deserve nothing. NOTHING.I'm going back to being a useless nigger on Viscous.
How it felt to play deadlock in 2024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPrgSx5uswQ
>spent 2 days without internet connection>awful start of the week at work>maintain the hope that at least Danny might already by in the game>it's BabaIs this what all the 5 Victor apologists felt back in January?
Show me a Shiv player and I'll show you a man who touches little boys and girls
KEEP IT UP LADS
>>583751064If you take time out of your day to track some shit like this across multiple games (many of which you presumably don't play), you need to kill yourself, sorry.
>having TWO fairfax heroes is fine>but a friends of humanity rep isnt allowedCOWARDS
genuinely how are you supposed to deal with graves at low elo?
>>583751217bruh computers are so dogshit, loss of information n errthang
>>583751439Geist's should be as large a cup size as Jessica Rabbit.
>>583751439giantess lady geist
I love lady geist bros, shes too fun and I wish she were real so she could disdainfully ignore my existence
wtf did they do to mcginnis her turrets have no hp now
>>583751318and dogs
>>583751360they all mysteriously died in burning buildings.
>>583751439busty hag sex
>>583751547they no longer get 80% damage resist when they spawn
>>583751547dear god, you might actually have to play the game now
>>583751659that's dumb as fuck cause they can just kill them as soon as they spawn
I hope Nurse is a weird gun hero like Geist.
It'd be fun if Solomon has black and white morality, considering the chess motif. It might explain why he looks like a bum Maybe he completely refuses to participate in society in any way, shape or form because he views it as flawed.
>>583751439Silver and Mina should have had tits this big as well DESU
>>583751330Brings a tear to my eye
150 harrow and 160 danny votes atmshould I focus on danny right now? Started seeing more danny votes now after baba won
>>583743248>>583743404>>583743781>>583744893why cant /dlg/ post more funny shit more often instead of giving terrible gameplay advice or seething about irrelevant shit
>>583751360>only twothree or four even.
>>583752221Because it's full of tourists now since it's update season.Wait a few weeks.
>>583752221upvoted
>>583751912good angle: he's a diogenes hobo type who secretly desires to overthrow the powers that be in some way with his wish bad angle: he's just a boring chess player who happens to have powers
Where is violet?
WHY AM I ALWAYS VERSING RAT KING AND BABA, WHY IS MY TEAM UNABLE TO KILL THEM. WHY CAN I NEVER HAVE THEM ON MY TEAM.
>>583752267Name emPocket doesnt count
>>583752221>>583752289Ignore the other guy, it's always this bad here and the only time it's good is during content drought or a rare kino nigshit.
>>583752221Why don't (You) do it?
>>583752414releasing in 2 days
>>583750903>didn't commend rem>didn't report calicotypical gravestranny
>>583752078I'd say focus your attention on DannyHe has the higher chance of getting in next compared to Harrow
>>583752428>Arin FAIRFAX doesn't count as a Fairfax heroIf you specifically mean the grunts than I geuss your correct yeah.
Eido is actually dogshit. What happened to this twink? A year ago everyone was singing his praises.
Two changes sealed the descent into shit, two lauded by morons(target audience) that are now seen as normal by the newfags who obsess over e-sports, who never knew better. These were terrible and worse in retrospect, virtually every problem was exacerbated by them and the game has descended into a worse place also ascended in players, with the tard appeal.>Feb 25 2025: 3 lanesYoshi admits defeat and just fucking guts a fourth lane haphazardly at the insistence of faggots. The map is now a generic three lane MOBA with not an ounce of mechanical flavor. The map is lazily shrunk to try and compensate for just removing an entire core component of the game like that is how it works(it doesn't). Lanes become trivialities and the methods of movement introduced for a four lane sized map stay around for some reason. Every game is a snowball of hypermobile zipping between map emptiness. And because balancing something unique is harder than just copying other people's work. This will be a trend.>May 8 2025: active slots removedDone when the playerbase didn't buy them bar higher skill and directly against "Valve balances on pros!". Valve admits the game is too hard for MOBAgoloids and an item is mostly its passive bonuses and not utility. Skill expression + itemization suffer, games become a tanky mess. Valve makes the problem worse with economy changes with this departure that we still suffer from.Now: Game is without rhyme or reason. The flow of the game is schizophrenic race to higher stats first. New heroes are ranked on ability to meet absurd stats, and the game might as well be Street Brawl. Street Brawl even exists as devs got tired of all this non-BROOL complexity. Dev hours lost to reinventing the wheel as they took shortcuts, fucked up, then refused to undo it. Most updates include revisions of revisions(how many time old map assets got final passes then got removed?) Thinking the base is solid, Valve commits to bells and whistles as and not fixing fundamentals.
>>583752598never forget 1:19
>>583752598NA got destroyed by EU and never recovered. the difference between the two metas is palpable every night shift
>>583752078Do it, if Danny gets in I vote Harrow, than Violet.
>>583752414waiting in the back of the bus next to harrow
someone repost the Yakub pasta please, I need a good laugh
>>583752460I clean out all the pics/gifs from my PC pretty regularly after posting them once or twice. Im always amazed by turbo autists that have some obscure meme from 2009 /b/ saved on their hard drive
>>583752598>>583752674>>583752221
>>583752572Mcginnis and Danny shill and support Fairfax
I can't wait to hop on Deadlock and play Mirage!
>>583743219
>>583752572God, old patrons were so goofy. I do miss Amber Hand's old voice a little bit, but in general I pretty much haven't looked back since old gods
>>583752946that patron pit was so fucking heinous to defend AND attack against
My first ever non-street brawl match went very poorly. Nobody told me to kill myself or informed me that they fucked my mother. How can I correct this in the future?
Apart from the one cackling voice line she does when using her 1 Baba doesn't really sound like a witch at all.
>>583752958The natural state of all sniper mains.
>>583752946Fucking unreal to me people thought these fuckers were okay lmao
>>583752946I don't miss it, other than the fourlanes map of course.
>>583752663stfu nigga
>>583753150Im fine with no 4 lanes anymore after this map updateThe only thing I liked about 4 lanes anyway was the mid templeBut now this new map reminds of it more
>>583753083it was in the real early development of deadlockthe map was so bland and alpha-y. in fact we still are, the map just got giga changed. calm down
>rem had more kills than himEido just farmed damage with affliction.
>>583753042She sounds very Jewish.
>>583753054>vindicta>sniperShe has a machinegun like every other fuckass character in this fuckass game
>>583753256if you don't have the most damage as pocket you're fucking up real hard
>>583753042I'd bet some of her desperation voice lines go hard like Doorman
i want harrow but i know le chess man will win over her so im voting danny i hope he's mexican
>>583753150What I hope is coming with Deadlock is for MOBA players to open up to the idea of playing more than just the default map. I know I'm self reporting LoL here but I genuinely miss Twisted Treeline or gee, I guess even Dominion and the era were there were at least a few different maps offered to players. We could have four lane maps, we could have maps where one lane is on a different elevation, seeing the custom maps people mess with really woke me back up to wanting this again. And while League of Legends, DotA, they don't provide the tools for custom mapping, Deadlock is a source engine game. Fingers crossed... or maybe I'm just a wacko.
Lomein > Half of the Eternus players > eido
>>583753695There are already way too many fucking hero shooter cucks in Deadlock and they're more than fine with more maps
>>583753256Lol. I remember when some anons used to get pissed when >>583752876 was posted. Good to see nothing has changed.
Is there any benefits to voting? I don't particularly care about any of these characters so I've been skipping
>>583753695As long as it's in New York.
>>583753695HotS is/was the best longstanding MOBA simply because it had varied map and map objectives on each map that forced people to actually play the game and not autistically jungle farm. Rift and Mid in Deadlock are a good start but it's likely they're only going to use one official map given how it's taken them 3+ years for it to actually even start looking halfway decent, oh well.
t-thanks
>>583753695dota2 custom games were great before the 7.0 update broke them, no doubt we will have something similar down the line. in a few years we'll have celeste bhop map gameplay playing in the background of le epic reddit post reels instead of csbhop/minecraft "bhop"
>>583753031>that buildYou are supposed to rush capacitor. Yes in lane, ideally before 8m. Then you can build whatever
Is it me or does Puckett sound like he's had a too few many beers?Not knockin the guy, I do enjoy an alcoholic beverage when watching DNLS.
>>583750903>1 death per minuteI lol'd
>guy bitching at team on mic >we win despite his bitching>everyone jumps on mic to call him shit as the match endslmao
>>583753695Let's maybe not start splitting the playerbase even more. Official Deadlock, Jeet Brawl and subsequent custom games/server browser is enough. We don't need 15 gorillion maps. It's just busywork, especially since you can't see the entire map at once in Deadlock. It takes much longer to learn a map here than in a traditional isometric MOBA
>>583752946it was a different time back then
>>583754268Deadlock, Street Brawl, Co-op modeIt will be the next TF2/CS
drawing sum victoor and ivy this time.
>>583754341If they add modes like CTF and Payload, it will be.
>>583754245Why didn't you all report him so he got banned
>>583753031Find a better build, as a start. What the fuck is that
>first picking pos1I think this is the mistake with draft right now. You want the pick and mid boss competition heroes to be picked first because they actually play the game.
>>583754390I don't suck dick for a living
I wish that when you almost kill a players who's 20k souls ahead of you in a 1v1 using skill, that they just get. I don't even fucking know anymore, but something to kill their ego.
>want to play the new hero >get my third pick >go 0-6 in lane >abandon
How it feels to use a top daily build for any character
SILVER PICK
>>583754345that's now how you eat hotdogs, ivy
>oh wow this paige rat king will be so scary for new legacy!!Or they could just pick nigfernus??? Theres no way the are that retarded right
>>583754345where's her tail at
You dont need anymore maps just let the community handle itMain MOBA modeStreet Brawl maybe deserves its own mapThe PvE modeThen just let mappers use the assets fron those 3modes to make their own custom shit
>>583754245did everyone clap aswell, anon?
>>583754798no but the haze sounded trans if that makes you feel better
I might actually be cooked bros.A friend of mine asked me to play league with him for old times sake and at some point when 4 minions got close to my champ, I held the melee butfon to try and heavy melee them. From a top down RTS perspective.
God I fucking hate source engine air strafing.
>>583754486least third world poster
holliday is kinda fun but I feel like I'm just an assist merchant
ratkings death screams are so funny
Standard>Some Dude Larping as Ratking with calloutsRanked>Impotent Teen seething
>>583754907I tried to dash slide in Obenseur yesterday while doing my rounds digging through the trash for goodies
>>583754907deadcock hardwires the head too much its dangerous
>>583754981I worked a fucking 3 hour shift today I come home and I want to play fucking BABA It's not my fault the game is shit
I'M DOING MY PART!
>>583755024Mirage has the best death screams it sounds like they killed him IRL for some of them
I'm gonna RAT.
>>583755035For me it's just beenStandard>Dudes talking about what they're eating and talking about hot chicks and talking shit to eachother.Ranked (Oracle II)>Complete and utter fucking silence (we lose)
>>583754852i hate the amount of trannies in this game, hearing some homosexual troon voice in comms typing gay shit and flirting with the enemy team>>583754923 just play movement maps and learn its not hard and it makes certain heroes so much better>>583755163>3 hourslol seriously?
>>583755035Report and make fun of them when they get banned for 30 days
>>583755024For all his bluster they made him sound like a bitch with some voice lines, both his death screams and his armor when at low HP (PROTECT ME!!!)
>>583755097
>>583755351the king of rats is still a rat
I ended with 70 votes on BabaNow I have 50 votes on Danny and Violet
Is the play with baba just all in on greens then purple in lategame
I don't think Baba is that good but she's definitely fucking annoying.
>>583755396it does feel like it. monster rounds + 4.8k green first since her damage is reliant on threadsap anyway
>>583754553wifewolf spotted
>rat king playing his third game ever on my team>only victor player in the entire game not abusing refresher on my teamguess it's another low prio game for me
Show me new york penthouses mina would live in
>>583755556close get for werewolf rape
