Previous: >>583704232>NewsVersion 3.3 Special Program will begin on October 9 at 19:30 (UTC+8)Agent Record | Severianhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46653676Agent Record | Phoenixhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46653231[Web Event] Vyrium Vacation Albumhttps://hoyo.link/3wOLXYiYDVersion 3.2 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/kdGJDZb6mWk>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/s-y-Vc1dVkU (EN)https://youtu.be/b9rqMnCNM10 (JP)https://youtu.be/w088eYNQW4w (EN)https://youtu.be/n1CR-XqPYEU (JP)https://youtu.be/Ln0ilmPqXU0https://youtu.be/VjNhciBWgug (EN)https://youtu.be/_Q6RmpJjZHs (JP)>Upcoming Events for 3.2https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166000All-New Program 09/09 - 10/20Angels Support Operation 09/09 - 11/30Potential Hypothesis: Reforged in Fire 09/09 - 10/20Clink Clank Pinball Knight! 09/10 - 10/19Shadow Chase Showdown 09/16 - 10/05Surprise Screening PLan 09/23 - 10/20Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 09/23 - 09/28Diary of an Orbie Parent 09/30 - 10/19"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 09/30 - 10/20Chronicles of the Hobbling Crow 10/03 - 10/19Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 10/14 - 10/19>Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZGRIND32ZZZINK32ZZZVOID32>Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
>>583746584you were raped by ZZZ players. you'll never be able to hurt us back.
Nangong butt
>>583746584What's she trying to cover up with that shirt...
She was a boyHe was a girlCould it get anymore obvious?
You shouldn't start the thread with stress
Aria is a waste of pulls!Aria is a rugpulled jobber!Aria is a powercrept brick!
Reminder that Alice is a rabbit thiren, so she's almost always in heat
A R I ARIA
Hello zzz
>>583746745No one will pull for this sidegrade, faggot. They're all waiting on Sunbringer
>>583746693She forgets that she's a robot sometimes.
>>583746693Robot boobs
>>583746937But the brown pedo kept saying everyone will skip Sunbringer. He'll definitely be right, just like he was right about everyone skipping Shunguang who he was also jealous of. Wait...
*ahem*WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY LPS, HOYO?
>>583746716
>>583747145I like this song too
>>583746937Everyone is pulling her for their Remielle. Cope and seethe.>sidegradeYou don't know what that word means. You sound as dumb as the people calling Remielle a Yuzu sidegrade.
Would you still love Aria if she was a mythical creature?
>>583747069We got one for Roxy and Claret
>>583747308I dont like that actually
>>583747269It's a great song!
>>583747294You're brown
>>583747331THIS
>>583747294>the people calling Remielle a Yuzu sidegrade.nta but give me the QRD about that, because that sounds retarded as fuck
>>583747056Someone should provoke him into trying his very-organic concerns that Sunbringer will flop because *checks notes* because the villains began their evil plot and caused conflict.
>>583746473Try this, most likely, a more personal and understandable analogy for you:>Miyabi-Velina-Remielle - more damage than Miyabi-Nangong-YuzuhaSo, is Remielle Miyabi's best team? Is there a single person who'll use it only to see it's a slight upgrade over Piper? Would you even call it Miyabi's team?This is the same case, except not as radical. You should be getting what I mean now.
>>583747390>
>>583746785I miss Miyabi... I don't get why this game seems to hate and resent its more popular characters. Usually a gacha game would milk them forever.
>>583747385I forgot what this sound was. Let's find out together I guess
>>583747691Kek
>>583747557Just pre release doomposting that went on for a while. It's as stupid as it sounds and got btfo when she released.
>>583747728SP Ellen when
lesbian sex *drools*
>>583747691>no uVery brown response, brown
>>583747864Belle...
>>583747864True
someone post lucia ellowen
>>5837478634.X or 5.X, depending on whether they release SP Kot after SP Nicole
>>583748018Lucia Elowen poster is currently busy throwing a tantrum about lolis
>>583747648>>Miyabi-Velina-Remielle - more damage than Miyabi-Nangong-Yuzuha>So, is Remielle Miyabi's best team?I'll ignore for a second that your hypothetical is in fact false and that Miyabi/Yu/Yuzu is better than Miyabi/Velina/Remie.Yes in that hypothetical Remielle would be Miyabi's best teammate. That is how it works. The best team is the best team.
>>583748018
>>583746584Cutie
>>583747746Night themes...
What a retard
Enjoy the thread before the stream, it's gonna be unusable for weeks
>>583748127Son...
>>583748152food
Why are the posts defending AoD so repetitive?
AoD AoD AoD AoDAriaSunnaNangong Yu They are so cute.
>>583748445Fairy's at it again...
Kissing Sunna Sunshine on the lips
>>583747294I'm rolling for Kafka and skipping Penix, fuck you, metatrannoid.
>>583748820Y-you there stop posting that!
>>583748835They might have different roles, I personally expect Kafka to replace Velina. Right now Velina is busted with every single enemy having wind weakness and her being 2 years newer than Bibi and Burnice, but it's not forever. Worst case, I'll have an excess of Anomalies to switch them up once in a while for fun and new experience
>>583747294I'm not.>b-but she 15% better than Aria/Promeia/KafkaDon't care. I'm not using 180 pulls for 15% boost
>>583749000*poke*
>>583749197
Did you know in terms of wifeability people will look at Chungus, smile warmly, and proudly proclaim, āWife!ā
>>583748327That a nice set of kissable horns Lindverne has
>>583749331I need one small costume change to make that happen.
>>583748445It's literally just one schizo
>>583749331Her ass is very eatable
>>583749331Sorry but I'm legally married to Sunna
>>583749114It's more like a 20% boost.
I just wasted amillion luck on boos
>>583749331I gave her unprotected handholding, so she's already my wife
>>583749558
>>583747728Only explanation is the dev and story team keep switching people in and out so the personal favorites keep changing and new writers have resentment toward older characters written by different people or they just want to shill their own OCs instead.
>>583750392
How do I stop thinking about Velina's breasts all day
>>583750609a less schizo explanation is that they just don't want older characters stealing the spotlight from newer onesidk if it's a good strategy but it sounds like A strategy, at least
>>583750969
>>583750969That's the fun part, you don'thttps://files.catbox.moe/2uupq2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/2iwxus.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/dwiv13.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/r3kqvk.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/jfgfqw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qpokec.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ua9zqr.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/y1p8sx.mp4
So where is Eldreda?
So where's Boocelloy
>>583750969About wat?
>>583751973
I don't play Stun Agents but every time one releases I see ya'll say that they don't do enough Daze but it's said about every. Single. One. Why is that?
>>583751085
>>583752357
WOah
>>583752390They don't stun, just force chain-attacks
>>583743483The player playing that AoD team is not doing a great job at playing the team to its strengths>SA on Aria>Not starting the stun windows with Aria>No Aria ult before the stun windows>Overcapping Fandom Power on Aria with early chains or missing out on one by using her ult mid-stun>Using Nangong mid-stun>Using Nangong's EX -> hold BA 2 but not chaining it into EX -> Hold BA 3>Cancelling Nangong's parry attack into ult too early>No Aria stomp queueing while preparing a chain attack>Doing Aria's full basic chain at full Fandom Powerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kItqXCvYZ_wNot saying AoD is better than Aria / Remi / Veli, but bad gameplay will make the gap look bigger than it should be
>>583752279This is youThis is what you look like
>>583752331This fucking spine tanked my framerate for some reason
>>583752331doubt it, this tech could not even control a larva enchainer with a third of a karma core from the weakest sunbringer.
>>583752827Ethereal in the threadDidn't even know they could use computers
>>583752972thats the twist, you know eldreda is controlled ever since she opened up roscaelifer which had been fine since it had enough outlits through the merchants association, the HIA, and Marcel
>>583752519idk how they're gonna try and make me like this nigga when he turned Cissia into a slavethough what worries me most is that they probably won't even try, they'll just keep playing it off as a joke
>>583753562
Cumming inside Norma Hollowell would fix me
>>583753480He sexually abuses Cissia too, that would make me like him
>>583752809Damn I look very pretty.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE SPOOK SHACKā¦
>>583753617
>>583752519>>583753480He abuses her because she had a sad lowly past.
>>583753480>makes cissia do basic fucking work for police instead of rotting in jail>"a slave"Get off the computer cissia
Which agent has the pinkiest pussy?Which agent has the puffiest pussy?Which agent has the tightest pussy?Which agent has the nastiest arby's roast beef pussy?
>>583753668She's a scientist and isn't interested in romance at all.
>>583754192I know only one thingCissia's looks like the inside of her mouth
EN twitter is a gemhttps://x.com/ZZZ_EN/status/2107682328809984451
>>583754170HOW DID YOU NOTICE???
Holy fuckin shit
>>583754397give me that one tweet with about 400 replies with pictures of epstein wearing yuri shirts
>>583752602I must touch
breaking into Wise's room and stealing all his microwave transmitters
>>583752602CUTE!!!
*Does nothing helpful and tried getting random kid(s) killed in a hollow*
>>583754170>literally CHAINS her>doesn't even tell her that her charges are fake>uses them as an excuse to get her to work>work every day, no holidays or weekends, has to write reports daily>under surveillance 24/7, he literally controls her phone>works on the field with the highest mortality rate in the world>paid actual peanuts (we see her get paid 1.5k dennies for a life risking surveillance work)>not given food or a place to sleepI would call you Severian, but you could also be Zhudas...
Cissia needs to be in every event and every story or Iām quitting, itās that simple
>>583754406Of course he knew, he's the commissioner
>>583754983does it count if it's like in this patch's story where she gets written out right at the start...
They should refine Cissia and convert her to poly for anyone that rolled her
Is Sigrid incompetent as head of roscalifer security?
We need some chubby girls
>>583755558all of roscaelifer administration have become complete clowns for the plot and it sucks
>>583755638Not true. They were all clowns from the start.
>>583755332Based.
>>583752390No one ever said that about Norma. I felt like her stun was even excessive in some scripted garbage fights when you add norma and a 2pc daze - you can get stupid shit like boss getting 2 shields instead of 1, or him not giving you an event that breaks the shield - same bugs and script breaks as when you play 2 stunners, so it's usually best to leave 2pc to crit/fire%
>>583749724Covering dat ass with my semen
Sunna campaigning to usurp Claret as head of Flint Workshop
>>583755751> when you add normasunna*
I love when Cissia goes into her southern/western accent.
>>583755875>bursting with jewsWhat did she mean by this?
>>583747308will ZZZ ever get a centaur agent?
>>583750969This but Remielle's massive breasts.
How powerful do you think Wise (me) will become by Season 4?
When the fuck are they adding a 3rd rerun banner?Fucking lighter is nearing two years, with meebs at something like 400.Give me older units Mihoyo, do you want me to spend money or not?
>>583755670there was a facade of functionality, a highly developed society, and many complicated long running systems at first. though the eh nah gang did imply turmoilbut the plot points have been drastic steps down>entire core department gets shut down/taken over with its bangboo >constant smuggling of extremely valuable goods and data>complete takeovers of facilities>theft of official property and unquestioned compliance with new faces in a literal closed off society where there wouldn't be new faces
>>583756302
Which foods give the different orbies? I accidentally was feeding my first orbie and equal amount of each food thinking I was supposed to keep it balanced so I don't actually know which food it was that transformed it. And I don't want to accidentally make two of the same one.
>>583756536Your account is bricked.
>>583756342He is going to peak at M6, and we will move on to a new gimmick.
>>583756536more of the left one gives roxymore of the right one gives phoenix
Did they remove the bangboo that gives me back my stuff if I die in the extraction mode?
>>583756839Just step out of high risk and he will be back.
>>583756703The new gimmick will be Wise harnessing the power of Pyrois to use for himself so that he does not need to summon.
>>583756493>constant smuggling of extremely valuable goods and datatbf nothing of actual value has been smuggled, the game just kinda wants to pretend otherwiselike in the current event, carrot data is a dime a dozen and doesn't even last long
>>583756919not that one, the bangboo that has the suff i farmed in the failed run
>>583757106They said High Risk is too dangerous for Collectie to go into, that's why it's high risk
Telling Sunna she's going to be held accountable for her actions
>>583757596Sunna admitting to clogging the toilet and blaming Aria earlier in the day
HI3 won
>>583757739Sunna you retard
>>583756517I need all that breastmilk!
>>583757970Phoenix Trannykiller Refaella
>>583757034porcelloy was smuggled plenty
>>583756342YWNBW
>>583758130Wise is literally me
>wise no longer has unique animations and reactions >everything designed with Belle as the MC in mindit's overonly a matter of time before they kill him off
>>583748327I really like this Cissia pose
HBD Evelyn
>Phoenix>Cissia x Nicole>Cissia x Severian>Anby and Nekonext's patch story has potential for so much kino, but I just know they're going to dedicate 80% of it shilling sunbringer...
How do the devs not remember anything theyāve written about Sunbringer before 3.0? What happened with her making the people around her unnaturally nervous? Nothing about any of three really show her love for humanity. Or even how she managed to split herself into three when we know for a fact that she lost to the creator who most definitely not just let her walk away with no consequences. It feels like the devs who were setting up before 3.0 are entirely different than the people working on 3.x
whats the easiest way to beat high risk extraction?
>>583759232utilize your phantoms, which you should be farming gear boxes and ending up with in the first placethracian and z rank daze/dmg are the minimum, and the damage-focused blade of the other capitalizes on thracian stabs too
Eldreda is going to be so fucking boring
>>583759660Not an issue for the retards who enjoy anything as long as the character shows skin
>>583759660I enjoy anything as long as the character shows skin
Is Dialyn bugged? Sometimes I can't do the held basic to start the ultimate with a full bar, it just does nothing
>>583759232First of all get your Z-rank gear. And Z+ (personal) gear for mainDPS asap. The difference is as big as having no discs at all and having a good set. Then look for a golden parry / armor in special crates "gearboxes" - there are guides on how to do quick runs on "hard" diff and get it all with all gearbox locations. The rest you'll figure out as you these are all non-obvious. It doesn't say explicitly that personal Z-rank gear has way better stats and gets randomized passives until you actually craft it
fuck....
>>583760151time to reroll
>>583759660Just make her gay and she'll get 100k xitterbux
>>583756342if he doesn't get a potential unlock in 3.0 it'll definitely happen in 4.0absolutely going to get a skin along with it toosurprised no one has made a scorched horizon mod for him yet
>>583759834Burnice...she's too small for all that nitro-fuel
Wise is so cute...
What are we thinking?
>>583760948Thinking I can't wait for this dykeshit patch to be over and roll for Phoenix to finish my turbosex anomaly team.
>>583761179loud minority pag nobody says this but you
>>583760948I want to sniff yu's ass.
Kek the schizo is still mindbroken by phoenix powercreeping its favorite
>>583761214uhoh dyketroon melty
What does this smell like?
>>583754397cute
>>583756342What the fuck that's so cool. Does that actually happen?
>>583761476Sea breeze
Giving Flora's cute toes a suckle!
>>583754397Mr Noob is fuming
>>583756342you can't even say what you're looking half of the time with these AI etherial designsat least the couple of 2 last looked like cool alien insects and a crab
Phoenix is very strong.
Kafka wanting the same team as Phoenix is fucking with my pull plans...I really hope she is a disorder queen instead
I like Pyrois gameplay but I don't like the agents he's usually paired up with. I hope Storyteller or Sunbringer can synergize with him
>>583762414>believing this
we're all skipping phoenix for kafka
When are we getting another bangboo bros...
I am pulling phoenix and Kafka. See ya losers
>>583756342Phaeton is canonically, potentially stronger than Remielle but weaker than Sunbringer(s) since his karma core comes from Hollow Zero enchainer but it's split in 4
>pulling collabslop >ever>in any game
>>583763008I mean, DoT is pretty much anomaly and Remi+Velina works with almost all anomalies so its not a wild thing to belive
zesty
ethereal with porcelloy plate bolted on core/face
>>583763150bricked
>>583763450It's pure speculation on vibes. It's retarded to follow that logic. They could easily make her electric rupture or some niche support for aftershock or an armorer and so many other things
https://x.com/AOD_EN_Official/status/2108044716558221685?s=20Hope everyone is having a good night.
S-rank NEPS Miku when?
>>583760948Don't touch that ass, it's just an illusion
/OURGUY/ HAS SPOKENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH3Gj7dRKIIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH3Gj7dRKIIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH3Gj7dRKII
>>583763814oh no no no ariaschizo whatever you do, don't look
>>583763773We already have Qingyi
>>583763772Another AOD post? For free? Yippie!
>>583763772She sweepy
can someone make this vid into a webm and post it here, please? im a retardhttps://x.com/ZenlessWorld/status/2107989617056071870
>>583749813me too brother. I also got my first double S rank 10 pull on a fucking bangboo
>>583764149
>>583763772Every day is good in Yurope
>>583764513thank you, based anon. i think those people are also in this vid
>>583764572>brown muzzie land>is a pedo jeetkekthe allegations remain unchallenged
>>583764770Kek yeah looks like the same. No prob
>>583764784seethe more yuritard
>>583764572Gong
Aria getting upgrades like X from megaman
>>583764784You're a loser
>>583763320its okay to like things unironically. being cringe is the first step to accepting yourself
>>583764784I bet you like this don't you
>>583764784This anon has never once posted his hand while dozens posted theirs.
>>583764513Is this why nobody tries to do anything to Sunner in New Eridu?
The AoD are not for lewd!
>>583765535Actually it's because of the one live show where she comically flattened Aria with her hammer
Sunna flattening my dick with her hammerGong flattening my balls with her heelsAria flattening my face with her crotch
What triggered the aodpedospammer this time?
>>583765745Start cute posting then!
>>583763046>new eridu is safe they said. you'll have a happy new life they said.
>>583766141He knows all lolicon artists by heart
>>583763814>rock scrape sound
>Phoenix buffs Remielle more than VelinaVelina is done for in 6 months.Prepare goodbye gifts for windhag.
>>583765759How do you non-lethally flatten someone
>>583766652Did you forget Aria's main ability or something?
Please stop posting aod I'm at work.
>>583765574sauce? looks pretty good
>>583766618>Can use her with Yuzuha as a second anomaly team againOh nooooo....
>>583760079she needs the lil dot next to the bar to be lit up. if you use her hba when it's lit up it gets consumed no matter what, so it's possible that you used hba, didn't switch during the window, and the dot got consumed, leaving her with > 90 of her resource meter but no lit dot, which means you'll have to use her ult to get the dot back. it's kind of annoying, idk why she was designed that way
>>583766687yes
I skipped Velina I'll do it again.
>>583766745https://x.com/SaiWestwood
>>583752602that's a huge aria
>240 pulls and nothing to use them on
>>583767024I'm at 400 waiting on Fionny and Normu.
>>583763814>doesn't work with DisordersMeh. They are removing the only good thing about Anomaly from this game. I've said in a letter I'm quitting if this will get online, might just as well do that then, no reason to wait for other anomalies if they'll all play like circle stacking shit with no future perspectives
>>583767118This girl is unbelievable
>>583766949thanks
>>583767318>using a condom with cissiashe is for pregnant
do you think cissia eats the unfertilized eggs she lays?
>>583767024who knows, there might be someone you really like who you'd want mindscapes for
>>583767505what
>>583767550snakes lay eggscissia is a snake thirencissia loves to eat eggs more than any other foodso does cissia eat her own unfertilized eggs?
>>583766194Does this count?>>583766995for you.
>>583767291>outfit is designed to focus on this teenager's extremely fertile wombCecilia is a total perv
>>583767612
I noticed several content creators have been busy pleading and convincing mihomo that Cloroxy failure wasn't due to dykeslop.
>>583767505Everyone does that, right?
>>583767612idk, but what if she has two reproductive systems and drops human and snek eggs...what would happen if she got the snek egg fertilized by Ben...many questions...
>>583767505she's a mammal she's got boobies and milky
>>583767635It does, good work
>>583768276milk and eggs
>>583766806thank for you putting this into words, it really felt like a bug that you have to use ult to get it to work again
>>583751703yappari kinpatsu saikou desu ne
>>583759834Now she'll have the energy to work triple the overtime.
>>583746523we like Manato here
>>583762029Of course it's real.Phaethon is destined to become the most powerful character in this story.
>>583763317They can already resist her time freeze, and Remi only gets weaker as she uses her power. Phaethon barely started with mastering this power as Pyrois states in multiple instances.
This has been the hardest Shiyu so far. I don't even see how pulling new characters skips the challenge.
>>583768993>shitting the steam verseion>ZZZ didnt have any steam launch for like 2 years>most players already have ZZZ on it's dedicated launcherSo what's the benefit on PLaying ZZZ in steam?If none then there's really no point on DLing like 50-80gb and playing it on steam when the game already exist on the PC in it's dedicated launcher.
>>583768993you aren't the target audience brownjeet
>>583768329
>>583768329Holding a juice box with 2 hands is a sign of stupid
CREATORREFINE ME*jobs*
>>583768993Lol. I play on the hoyoverse client.
>>583769783asian women are stupid and hold drinks with two hands
>>583769829Hey, they're kinda big!
>>583769829Can a robot be ethnically Asian?
I like Ethereals.
>>583770230Maybe? Look at Shion or Zenyatta from Overwatch 2.
who's gonna be free, Kafka or Robin?
https://youtube.com/shorts/UiSvF16RmGU?si=ZVClU0my6yGpjE-b
>>583770439I think I like Ethereals too.
>>583770442post her @ or douyin or whatever
>>583770581Cute!
>>583770230Aria is coded on asian software and white man hardware most likely so she has the japanese woman autism
>>583769916
Shhhh.... Shifu is sleeping...
>>583769529Steam wallet is the biggest benefit, but other than that, no reason, it doesn't have Resource Management or Preload which makes it an inferior version.
>>583770856*puts big tail on shifu's face*
>>583769489Barely passed again -reward. Surely the HP inflation will soon get me.
>>583769661>wishlistI did the wishlist and other posstitive post about the stream version but never installed the game.I'm pretty sure majority those 300k did the same.there's no point on doompsting the golden boy of hoyoverse.
>>583770936is this lethal company? feels like everyone's forgotten about that now
>>583770632i got it from herehttps://x.com/Gongye_11/
>>583770730>Robot hapaOh mai Godo
>>583770856I want to slowly lick and taste every inch of her body before proceeding to thoroughly eat her ass and pussy out.
>>583770992I'm 100% sure it's Lethal Company. Is just that it's a friendslop game and those games usually only last for a month or less in the spotlight then everyone plays the next friendslop FotM.
Nangong loves Sunna romantically
>>583771428
>>583768993>look at the number of CONCURRENT players on a game where 95% of players play for at most 10 minutes a day!!!!steamchart numberfags are a special breed of retarded
I just came so hard to Hazeker modded Roxy
>>583771769>95% of players play for at most 10 minutes a day!!!!Retard talking out of his ass as usual. I have the real stats and the average ZZZ player spends 26 hours a day playing. And that being when there aren't any events up. We stay winning.
I finally got Promeia but now I have rolls for her ball
who is rerunning in 3.3?I need velina's, alice's, and cissia's signatures
Sunna touches Aria inappropriately
>>583772574Sunna plays rough with nangong
Aria using a vpn to google "girls lady parts" to make her hologram more realistic
>>583771232thanks
>>583770489cute, still not rolling
>>583772729Aria sporting a huge beauty mark above her right lip and below her right eye
you know those JAVs where girl plays and slap your dick while giggling, I need this with Yuzuha
>
NGL I got bored of zenkov. The dog is just way too obnoxious on high risk I keep having runs that are going well and then a teammate randomly gets killed and I have to leave early.
>>583773315Hopefully they give her some personality this time
barely scraped by with a literal last second ult from the shiny golden kot
>>583774501
Greetings, Subhumans. Loli characters Nangong YuSunnaAriaZhaoDialynJu FufuQingyiNekomataCorinKoledaLucyPiperSoukakuRoxyDracaeneLoli-adjacentYuzuhaSeedAnbyRyona bait Shinosawa Hiro JK edition This has been your daily reminder, that all are lolis, lolis can go up to 152cm tall and sometimes more. There is no debate, this cannot be denied, this is a factual statement.
>>583773469It just takes too damn long to get any meaningful progress or reward
>>583774826by that logic - cissia is also loli
>>583774826Yuzuha, seed, and anby's tits are too big to be lolis
>>583774826Yuzu and Seed and Anby are clearing 17+ years old teenagers
I like how during the fucking Kusosloppu fight the camera is almost always behind the wall and I can't see shit. Fucking retard devs
>>583773469>randomlyyour skill issues aren't random
>>583775202I completely shelved that shitty mode after I got Pyrois' parts
Cope seethe dilate
>>583775473mad cuz bad
>>583775637Indian opinion
You'll just have to accept the absolute truth of your gaze, your attraction, your enchantment. You know deep inside what these are, the word, four letters. It goes back, to a time, long ago, to the 1980s, Solar Cycle 21 and Solar Cycle 22. Look back, think, ponder.
>>583774996oppai loli
Why can't we have this
>>583775776>getting mad at indians instead of gitting gud
>>583776207I accept your concession.
When will this game change it name to XXX with the sex update ?
>>583776298They scrapped the sex update because they'd fear rampant women raping the devs as revenge
I volunteer to save the oni thiren from going extinct
>>583776228yeah I concede that you suck
>>583776410mad cuz comeback was bad :^)
>>583776585>not denying that he sucksconcession accepted
>>583775992im not that old
>>583776651I don't acknowledge opinions, Gurpreet, GG EZ no RE.
>>583776172Mihoyo is mainstream
>>583776375Are our devs gay?
>>583777280>esl babbleyou lost
>>583777437>exposing yourself as a touristOH NO NO NO
>>583777437>not immediately recognizing gamer lingo>eslabsolute embarrassment
>>583777595>I don't acknowledge opinionsbrown sentence construction>capitalizing gg ez no renobody does this
starcraft brood war
that retard doesn't speak for me nor my love for Nicole
>>583777509>can't find the dodge or parry buttons>actually dying in zenkov>calling other people tourists
>>583777713man those were the days
>replied multiple times to me while still not understanding why he lost OMG ZERG RUSH
>starcraft memes /zzz/ is fucking based tonight
liberty?
>>583778000>not giving a (You) out of spiteyep you're assblasted
I got trips btw ggez nodiff
>>583778403nodiff is nuzoom along with btw desudesu
>got wordfilteredAHAHAHAHAHA
Playing Terran with Belle and Nangong, who is calling everything like a sports commentator and thanking donators in her stream
>Does it get bigger...? >N-No Anon, it's perfect...
Accept what you are a lolicon
>>583777934not being able to connect to 90% of the lobbies in battlenet because everybodies internet was shit or the hosts upload being so abysmally slow it took you 40 minutes in lobby to download the custom map.the good ole days
>>583778901cable internet didn't have this problem
ZZZs for this feel?
>>583779019the lobby was hosted by whoever created it, so yeah even when you had cable it was unreliable actually because dedicated servers were extremely uncommon back then
>>583778859OK now what
>>583778901>start a game with your bros>random korean enters>everyone agrees to team up against him>he curbstomps everyone anyway
accusing good players of being H4XX0RZ and Korean will never not be funny to me
>>583778539>not typing desu out manually desu
>>583760531this image kinda make him look like a cryptidlike those bigfoot pictures
>>583779194everybody was worse at videogames this meta obsession hadn't taken root yet so you could 1v9 lobbies in every online game
>>583779112What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch? I'm bout to goon n play Minecraft, do not speak to me.
Guess the fuck what, fucking lolis adding their hair and heels to their fucking heights. Pretty fucking impressive how Pink Sakura and Blue Tomoyo are about to get dicked down in every known position.
reminder pheonix kills people
>>583779594Fucking JK slop........we need her but a loli version.
>>583779281if you're referring to me, the dude was actually a korean, going to USC. he got legit mad because of how much everyone else sucked lol
>>583779301You would've spammed it if you were doing the meme but you had 2 right back to back so you had the word desu right next to it, don't play dumb with me, I know my memes
>>583779591Nangong is listed at 156cm because she's counting her halo, the little fucking minx
>>583779669
>>583779816She'd never do that.
>>583779791I was nta, does writing 2bdesu2bdesu back to back get caught by the filter?tbhtbh
Roxy is so short she doesn't reach the counter with the bangboo who runs a slot machine in hollow zero
>>583779281okay but map h4x0rs were common and anticheat was abysmal dogshit in the 90s.
>>583779816Arrr, then X did come across a passel o' scallywags tryin' to wrangle with the game's great bounty o' lolis, savvy? The use o' foul terms like "ironic lolicons" and "unenlightened" be common as grog in a tavern, it be. This be akin to the subhuman beastie what's said to haunt these here waters, arr!
>>583780005before mootles left he used to ban the most annoying catchphrases that spawned by making it do funny things like change your words to desu.4chan used to be a real site
MY ASS IS HEAVY
>>583780067yeah I know about (t)bh, (s)mh, (f)am, s(o)y, etc, but it appears that typing them back2back doesn't get caught, or at least (t)bh doesn'tnow watch the parentheses get escaped out by their shitty code loloslosjkcopie
>>583780076New Obol member when
This is how ethereals are made
claret and roxy really killed us
Roxy standing blowjob
in any other game i'd gladly divert summons for roxy, but i've gotta save in case of surprise reruns
>>583780076Fufu...
I pulled Roxy because I won the coin flip unlike Norma, sorry Norma your design isn't sexy enough.
Norma standing boojob
I will always win coin flips
i want kafker now
>>583781462Call it, friendo
>>583763814This fucker really shilling for AI
>>583781707Nah
Fuck your Shiyu, fuck your DA.How much cat food do you have.
>>583781918Wow, I just trashed a bunch of em too, I think I had around 700
>KEIKOKU>KEIKOKU>KEIKOKU>KEIKOKUThere wasn't a better fucking way to code this, at all, lost technology. They could have gone with the bank angle plane aprroach but noooo.Lets vomit a whole paragraf every time you get hit.
Slutkaku.
>>583782320Transforming calories to sexual appeal
>>583746523It is a good thing that Wise is such a calm and mellow fella. Because if I was in his place, having to spend a whole day or more with Yuzuha and Alice? I could not contain myself, honestly. Now I would not raep them since I am not an animal, but I'd definitely get my grabby hands on either or both of 'em any chance that I got. I do not know what it is about these two together that gets me going like this. It's like they are the yin and yang of teasy and confident redhead and respectful and shy blonde richgirl. They just positively activate my neuron. also, to me it's a huge shame there's so little good giantess art of them /rant
>>583763814Kek these retards got really angry at him for taking that sponsor he even apologized for it.I hate anti-AI faggots like you wouldn't believe. Taking a sponsorship from sketchy keyseller sites where you might as well just pirate the game as the devs see only a fraction of your money (if any) is fine.And they most likely also have no problem with pirating movies but God forbid you use generative AI that's le stealing from le poor artists.
Catching Soukaku drinking yanagi's milk as she sleeps
>>583782210And lets not get into the fucking presentations every time you encounter Fatman or the Dead End Butcher, does Fairy have Alzheimerās or is this Re-zero?It gets really annoying after a couple of times.
>>583782517A growing girl needs her nutrition!
Sex with Lindverne
>>583782538Fairy recommends that if you see a master of siege weapons, blow his back out
>>583773532Burnice after the detox.
See all that?Yeah, you don't get to visit New Eridu, at all.Best I can do is a long street with nothing to do.Even Yakuza does this right.
>>583782538I think it's supposed to be an atmosphere thing>warning you are about to encounter a real bad nibba>mission parameters have changed>new mission: SURVIVE>oontz oontz oontz
>>583782734I'm already quitting ZZZ when Silver Palace drops. What do you want?
I'm suprised Chop is still in business even when nobody buys his noodles.
>>583782734what do you want, 10 long streets with nothing to do?
Through desolation's tollHorror churns in thunderous stormsCorrupted god now roars its lastUmbral shadow castThe vortex howlsA monstrous cryRewrite your fateBlood rain paints the sky!Echoes suffocateAnd destiny awaitsFor salvation's lightBoiling tensionEnd this once for all!In the eye, fates intertwineWitness the abyss in fiendish designAll the sins from lost worlds pierce the cracksBehold your reflectionStare yourself down face to faceIt conceals the one you hateJust break this chain!And take your blade in handNow the end begins!Shake the Earth apartWar for peace, the final callWill darkness conquer all?The nightmare is resurrectedAncient bloodlines in wait to break theProphecyThe future rests in your handsLive or die, wonāt know why you fight forThem!
>>583782863His dad's keeping him from going under
>>583779594probably completely and purely by accident and she can never understand why her boss is surprisingly cool with it
>>583782830Don't worry, I will drop ZZZ and shitposting here too when Ananta comes out.Can't wait to leave this trainwreck behind, I will leave everything to the "target audience".
I fap to Hu Tao and Burnice
>>583782662Siege?
It is bullshit how they don't add "date" like things to do with your Agents like NTE, Silver Palace and Ananta will be. Well NTE already does.
>>583783031>>583782830quit now please
>>583783107Siege??
>>>>>
>>583783031Ananta is DOA, dumb chinamen should have released it before GTA VI
>>583782734I don't want open world slop
>>583783219Siege.
There are no laws against raping ethereals in New Eridu
>>583782972Yes, unironically, bruh, as long as I get to drive my vehicle.What is the point of having a a pick up truck if I dont get to use it?The Cunning Hares have a fucking race car, and the SOC is a bike gang.It's a no brainer, nothing screams URBAN more than driving your car to Mcdonalds.You have several EPs and Demos with car chases and yet you don't get to do that at all in game.But you faggots will say Nicole doesn't drive because she can't afford Gas and call it a day, dishonest faggots.
>>583783260Nobody is gonna pay 70 for a woke gta when they have a Free one two months later.
>>583783527Siege.
>>583783323Believe it or not, ZZZ should have been like that, you fucking bot.I bet you are a corridor slop enjoyer.
>>583783564And even when itās woke itāll still be better than your bugmen ripoff slop. Go buy the $200 dollar chink skin in your gambling ass game
>>583783506>1st gen honda civic>race caranyway it's for the best, china can't into driving
>>583783781Says the faggot in the gacha general, go troll you mother.
>>583783826.....Siege......
>>583783846>BLOODY BENCHODThatās all you said, pajeet. Iām just going off your 3rd world logic, youāre bitching about $80 bucks when your ripoff slop is gonna cost thousands for a mid ass Chinese dress
>>583783828You were robbed of drunk Joyrides with Piper, let that sink in.
Piper blowing me as the truck drives itself
>We will never go back to the real ZZZPain Peko
>>583783927The ruinous powers have informed me that fortifications aren't Zenless approved.
>>583784097Nicole blowing me as Nekomata fucks herself
>>583784204taking Nekomata into an alleyway and plowing her
>>583782734>Even Yakuza does this right.what do you mean by even yakuzathey reuse the exact same map in every single game
>>583772331She's cheating on Norma
>>583773315the ching chong dynasty prevails!
Its always infuriating to see people pretending to not known what "modern" and "urban" stuff looks like.It's like trying to argue with lefttist and they pretend not to known what you are talking about, thus making discussion impossible.Faggots will scream FANTASY, even thought the setting is Post apocaliptic Sci-fi.I wouldn't have a problem with MUH FANTASY if it was done Kojima's style.It might be bullshit, but he makes it belivable.Da Wei? Casts Fireball out of thin air and you faggots will jump to defend his shit writing like its the bible.Fuck all you, for ruining my game, with your low iq, dishonesty and faggotry.Many thanks, really.
>>583784707I wrote this and Iām brown
>>583784449and yet you get to explore the city and have a walk.In ZZZ you can't even do that.
>>583784707I wrote this and im white.
>>583784525that's fine, I'll bring her home and take good care of her
ya know, the more I fight Inferno butcher, the more fun I have, that dude has so much tricks and bullshit that you would actively avoid fighting him in maximum risk especially the meteors I swear the AoE aura DoT is the deadliest attack in the game just because it ignores iframes
>Error 404>ZZZ not found
>>583785012
>>583784786>and yetno, retard...you get to do that precisely because they use the same map in every fucking game
>>583785094
>>583784112BROTHER! HELP ME! THEY SAID I WOULDN'T SELL SO THEY.... they..... oh Throne, Rogal.... they turned me into an "S rank"....
Fairy, activate your remote vessel
>>583785160Just like they use the same 3 maps on rotation for hollow zero.go fuck yourself.you know what im talking about.stop the copium overdose already.
Fairy, is wise cheating on me with manato?
>>583785236
Le me wearing my casual Fantasy Medieval Street Wear.
>Golden week>China ignores zzzwhat went wrong
>>583785320>NOOO HOW DO YOU GET TO EXPLORE EVEN IN A GAME THAT SELLS THE SAME MAP EVERY OTHER YEARare you retarded...?
Roxy killed the game
>>583785794Gacha males wish they were as badass and cool as kiryu
>>583785794Wise mogs that worm
>>583785946Wise takes big fat manato worm cock in his ass
>>583746523my wives
Will we be rolling phoenix?
>>583785946>Wise mogs that wormlmao