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Hi
Excellent thread op!
>>583759594Did you know that the Saudi Arabia Royal Cup used to be named "Icho Stakes" and was an OP race instead of a graded race! This continued until 2014 when it was upgraded to unrated graded stakes race and finally became the Saudi Arabia Royal Cup in 2015 and promoted to a G3 in 2016We can also add Maruzensky and Symboli Rudolf as winners of an even older name of this race! And it's what Rudolf runs that race in game for her career!
>>583760289ahh, the caveman loopa days.. my first 3* blue was a 3*wit fuku that i only made because of that video
Bullying the turf Uma with dirt Uma.
>>583760384I know Rudolf runs it but I never knew it had that kind of history, Maru too since hers is not an objective race, I love learning a lot from races, thank you so much!
>>583760583KillFuckMarry
Schizo free bake>>583760449
>>583760583Wait, legend races will have reruns too at some point?
>>583760729Fag
>>583760729retard
>>583760729cute
use other bake, don't encourage him
>>583760729bully
>>583760729hey
>>583760729>curren first postmaybe we're getting too much meta with the drama
>>583760882I will use this to not encourage you retard kill yourself
>>583760790No
i will use this to encourage him
>>583760437She's so hot
>>583760729idiot
>>583760437>Mr. Cardboard Box
>>583760954melty
>>583760437If only she weren't an end closer...
but I HATE Winning Ticket
>>583760289why did Seriru say to spam Fuku runs? That never made sense to me
wait a minute, where did the dream tean cutscene go? I made my team around my top 10 umas...
>>583761104I don't hate her, but I hate Late Surgers and off banner pulls and she's both so today I did hate her
>>583761137777 sparks and best affinity with tachyon uma2 which also has good affinity with xoguri
>>583761137back in those days an agnes tachyon with fuku gp was really good affinity with ogurin (forma del xmas)
>>583761137fuku has 777 which to be fair christmas oguri also has, i suppose his plan was to get as many hints as possible to also buy different skillsother than that fuku doesn't make a lot of sense
>>583761052mr lalelilalo
>>583761137There were like 3 umas total in the game at that time.
...are you all trolling? you know who baked right?he will reply to this with another device just like the previous post too
They're all ears
>>583761104yeah me too and also she sucks. I got spooked by her too. DO NOT WANT.
>>583761281you should stop caring at this point
>the schizo doesn't even realize he's a schizoJust ignore and use this thread so he'll commit suicide or look for a different thread to ruin
>>583761281you are terminally online
>>583761256What can I do for you ladies?
>>583761145it's overthey've been ntr'd
>>583761376If an uma eats a ningen, would it be cannibalism? Surely not since they're different species, no?
>thigh strapwhat were they thinking
I really wish you did it
the misfortune approaches
>>583761553sex, they were thinking sex
>>583761489probably notbeing able to racemix means it's the same species
We need more alternate hairstyles
why did they name a hors zenno boobs roy
>>583761281Bro can see the future
>>583760594I found that after losing 5 clocks in mant with her, it made me go look why is she running this random mile race.For another fun Rudolf fact, her Maiden race was in a sprint, niigata 1000m, I would have never thought that before looking it up, I wonder if that's why she's Sprint E? That also led me into looking for other umas maiden races and a lot of the current cast (up to Wonder Acute at the time.) ran their maiden race on a sprint with 1200m being the more common (18) and 1000m second (10). Adding the few stragglers in other sprint distances, 33/68 umas debuted in Sprint!There's also a surprising amount of them that started on dirt first, Yukino Bijin takes the spot as the weirdest with a 850m dirt race debut. I'd love to post some of the charts I made but I'm banned from posting images T-T
>>583761486uma lost it's soul officially...
>>583761553Furawa is pure and ready for marriage
>>583761776Yes, with me
>>583761616topro looks so cute with her hair up
>>583761776Pure sex and ready to marry me
what a donkey, look at her ears
what a sad state of affairsI suppose it is seaturd hours who encourage this sort of behavior
>>583761943Big need to deepthroat dem ears
>he is still seething
>>583761987Reminder that vagueposts are the trademark of schizos>uuuh it's seaturd hoursIs that an admittance of your origins? Because you're posting right now, how'd you know it's sea hours...?
>>583761987Leave him be and go do something else while he samefags this thread up to bump limit
>he is still poor who has to work tomorrow
>>583761943MAMBO
>he still trash posts to shit up the thread to satisfy his disgusting desires
the vagueposting king
>>583762149finally someone elseyou're rightI will take pleasure in him being miserable for the rest of his life
yanko manko
>>583761712never checked IRL rudolf early races so I was unaware of that, even more that a lot of umas debuted on sprint, I suppose they didn't balance their aptitudes around it because everyone who debuted with decent sprint to at least C would be scary? but overall that's a lot interesting, same with turf umas debuting on dirt, thank you so much, and I hope that ban expires soon!Final thing I was totally unaware Rudolf raced in america at least once
>>583762259My cock and balls in her
i can't tell the difference between threads t b h
>3DPD>goonningdisgusting
>>583762339
I need a hug from a umamusume, I hate my life...
So who has a beef with who now?
>>583762413low quality shit opand drops of his oshi with no context
all me btw
do you retards actually believe it is just him posting here?
QUICK!Post a song that makes you happyhttps://youtu.be/RQVUsWlq8yw?si=jvLCPWEwvZCdhkVm
>>583762452
Oh my days
>>583762598no you are not getting away with thisI'd rather make this place hell for everyone than let him get away with itgo do something else
>>583762562IT'S ONLY HIMHE'S BEEN SAMEFAGGING ALL THE THREAD HOW CAN NOBODY NOTICE
>>583762545me with the voices in my head
just woke upwho or what are you niggers even talking about
Only a Yanko hug will do
ah sweet, a schizo episode
>>583761943ears as tall as sweepy's hat
>>583762783retards are using *his* bake for whatever reason
If you want to make this place hell you should post scat and snuff that'll show him
Have sex with umas.
>>583762857Make me
>>583762598https://youtu.be/DIz-ykgGLXg?si=4rccMeO4u8nVb6mi
>>583762839damn...
>>583762849I don't do that here
There are corner skills and straight skills
either we use the counter or this will be the thread until end of time
Schizo, no self awareness, bad english, bad loser and suffers from terminal protagonist syndrome?I'm sorry, he's not SEA, he's a Jeet
>>583762783I know who, but I can't tell you
>>583762959thank you falco
I'm chilean actually.All me btw.
>slippin jimmy
>>583763095Tokai Teao...
Umama
>>583762994Grow a pair and ignore him and he'll eventually go awayOtherwise he'll ruin all threads until the end of time.
gm
Curren posters fault btw There was no drama so they made some
>>583762994nobody is stopping you from using the other thread
>>583763227Is it that easy? There's someone I don't like
I never noticed that Fuku had some decent looking boobs.
>>583762959Where are the bisexual skills?
>583763178he feels "useful" by people using his thread, so it is lost hope either way
you guys are so easy to upset
>>583763178this nigga is acting like we are in 3rd grade
>>583763282she is as stacked as fuji btw
>>583762994if the end of time is in about 8 hours I'd be worrying less about some random 4chan thread
>>583763227>/uma/club beat their lolcow>no drama>they release the schizoI told you guys, they're the cause of all the evils in the thread
>>583763346It's graded league
Why is this place so aids
the raped ^
WARNINGThis pic makes the schizo go MAD!
>>583763526AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583763496shift change, wait for the rest of the next timezone of posters to wake up
>>583763282Same bust Fuji
>>583763621That doesn't make sense
>>583763526NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583763640ponder the aroma
is the game being really fucky to anyone else now? i play one turn, title screen, another turn, title screenwtf
>>583763757same for me.
>>583763757Got the same complain from a dude just now, so I guess you're not alone.
>>583763757i dunno i'm clanking so i can't tell
>>583763517Trainer wouldn't use no no words
>583763526>583763569>583763730see, why even try atpnext time use the counterbtw he's from brazil larping as an americanhave fun
>>583763757same
Dying during Valentine's is also a good thing
>>583763757>>583763802>>583763804>>583763901Cygaymes, one gazillion apolocaratitties, NOW
>>583763875
>>583763875Tell >us more
i'm literally one of these posters but i'm not him holy rent free
I got another trainee pregnant...
bwos... I'm starting to like your autistic brown uma...
Seiun Sky is the type of girl that would intentionally moan really loud on the phone to embarrass you in front of people when you go on speakerphone.
>>583762598>only one real replyGuess I'll go to sleep now, thanks for the tune natiebro
>>583764209goodnight bwo no point in stressing out when schizo wars are on full force
>>583764061I am him in his headAnd I'm you too in his headWe're all one in his head
>>583763743lucky aromas
>>583763526THE MARE!
>>583762598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzEguwNA9w
>>583764206Oh yeah? What do you think about THIS *rapes you and makes you moan louder*
>>583764154Good...
>>583764603ugly art
vitamin orange is good for thread health
got rob roy, got scotch, ready to train the Scottish horse properly
Reminder
>>583760449
Eishin Flash has big boobs
>>583764850Prove it
>>583764920
>>583764767what is it with twitter users and pretending to be japanese? Bathhouses are seperated by gender and kids show up in them often. They're not made for ogling
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI>https://jiggie.fun/TahntIhttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI>https://jiggie.fun/TahntIhttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI
>>583765027She does have nice big boobs
>>583763526why would 3 hot girls make a schizo go mad?Ayabe Opera and NTR are extremely hot, so looking at them makes me happy
Explain why you haven't MLBed Light Hello SSR right now
Doto's saggy boobs are too much
ZRRTore is a smooth trainer.
>>583764206That's a good gag. Though there's no way it would actually work
>>583765046It's a fucking joke you retard he wants to see them naked
No girl has a better shape than Bourbon.
>>583765046What is it with zoomers joining communities just to nitpick everything and ruining the fun by being dense autistic motherfuckers?
>>583765107isnt LH becoming irrelevant in a couple of days?
>>583765107you never really needed to, her biggest impact was the +20 song points and any version of Light Hello does that
>>583762598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxUthe perfect song for fall
>>583765181She's always gonna be relevant to my cock
>>583765089Hates Ayabe and NTR because of a dead guy, probably hates Opera because he's the incarnation of THE RAPED, and hates erotic pictures because his testosterone is negative
orenji
Love making with Rickey
>>583765120Must purge the evil... Yeah... Purge...
>>583765270>Hates Ayabe and NTRuhh based?
>>583765270being a schizo doesn't like much fun, thenI like umas
>>583765398They're outrageous, they're out of control...
>>583765345tangerine
I see a lot of Ballroom Seiun instead of OGis OG bad in this cm?
>>583765398i would goof up inside of her if you know what i mean
>>583760286
what kind of fucking monsters are they trying to make in Open
>>583765461I love ushimusume...
Who exactly are they referencing here
>>583765089Ayabe is OK but her personality is annoying as fuck and neither Opera O nor NTR are attractive
"So you want to be my trainer? Name 3 fantasy books"
>>583759310What mid-race skills should I be aiming for? I know THH is needing 3 skills proc'd but if pic related is my current list, don't I need to pick up at least 2 more to be safe? Is this where I pick up long/pace straight?
>>583765536awawa
Overlord... you are being tit-mogged...
>>583765653Eragon 1Eragon 2Eragon 3
>>583765562Probably someone in that picture
>>583764154
>>583765653I can't, I know how to raise winning umas and have a big penis. Take it or leave it
>>583765723Gimlet's banner being right after Mirako is just brutal, man.
>>583765597I haven't seen a post this inaccurate in a long time NTR is insanely attractive. Most of the umas are, but she's a cut above. Despite being a basic blonde bitch
>>583764154She's great
>>583765674yeah long/pace corners and straights are your bread and butter midrace
>>583765719>reverse bunny suit>heart pasties
>>583765762these two destroyed my little heartvery sweet career
>>583765816her chest is way too rude, she should be punished for that
>>583765816>NTR is insanely attractiveAs someone who doesn't really care about the drama, Topro is just an NPC with big tits. Her sweaty SSR card is awesome though but I wouldn't call her attractive.
>>583765723Weird. Only Gimlet out of them ran NHK, and he didn't win it
Should I give up this run being an open CM ace run and go for a high roll?
>>583765653A Spell for a ChameleonI forget the name of the first riftwar saga bookRedwall
>>583765948Kris Smile..
>>583766007nothing has even started do whatever you want
newfag, do I pull more horses now after the initial tutorial one? I could just do career for all five of them first and I'm certain it would take me 1-2 weeks
>>583765816Her highlights in her hair are ugly.The ear ornament sucks.Her face and haircut are incredibly basic (I will say the eyes are a nice color at least).The only thing she had going for her is her bust, and there's plenty of prettier umas with big boobs.I say all this not caring that some mentally ill retard latched onto her. I just dont like her.
>>583766007get charm and wish for the bestIf it's not good... Well you tried
>>583766104probably just a cheeky tenner or two to grow your stable and get more carat rewards that way
>>583765107I had dogshit luck with the Tachy/LH banner and decided to save my carats instead of going for another spark
>>583765653Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneHarry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
>>583766114to me it feels like you care that he likes her and that is why you are going all out like thisonly an ugly soul would say any uma is ugly when they are not
>>583763730You're Uma Arrest!
>>583766104If you care about maximising your resources (and dont feel like rerolling), you hoard for like 2 months and splurge on the next big anniversary card banner in Ramonu wit (end of November/early December). Uma pulling is reserved for when you are willing to dump a full spark (30k carats) on a banner with an uma you like because the rates are kinda ass in comparison to other gachas (no limited units though, they all stay in the pool forever). You can look up all of the umas on gametora and see which ones that are coming up interest you. Also you can (slowly) farm umas with the daily legend races.
>>583765816her airplane runway forehead makes her very unattractiveshe is below the average uma standard, just above ryan
>>583766104We're gonna have 50 (100 if you flatline but don't do that) free uma pulls 2 weeks from now
>>583765762>>583765948These two are really cute together
>>583765816Basically this >>583766114Gentildonna mogs NTR and Daisca mogs both
>>583766270Call my soul ugly if that is what you believe, but I am merely stating my opinion. I think in a game where the average uma design manages to pretty confidently clear the bar of being cute, NTR is below that average and thus (comparatively) ugly.
kingu love
>>583766486Gentildonna mogs everyone except *maybe* Christmas Daisca
>>583766495alright
>>583766538this should've been an alt instead of the dogshit cheerleader alt
>>583766538First rate umanko.
>>583766693First rate fuckable face.
>>583766693
someone once said Uma is a free to play friendly game and I laughed so fucking hard
danchou is getting another homeless man into our clubstop him aaaiiieeee
>>583766820
>>583760286>1/4 of the month>2/3 of the club are still below 3MWill GrandMasters be better?
>>583766819free to play but certainly not free to winyou can make it friendly game if your club is nice
>>583765653Warrior CatsGuardians of Ga'hooleAnimorphs
>>583766820I like them and I can not lie
so, no more drama?
>>583766937grandmasters will be worse
>>583767075the schizo jumped off a bridge after his thread got jannied
>>583766919Ooohhh I feel the need to sniff Grass's buttOoohhh I feel the need to have my anus licked by Grass
>>583766293NEEEEIGH RYE TO CATCH ME IF YOU CAAAN
>>583767116weird
>>583766819there's a lot of f2p people with 10+ plats.
>>583766819It is f2p friendlyIt's not lucklet friendly though
>>583767107that's barely a drama, that's just a schizo melty.
>>583767239Not his first tooMost likely not his last as long as retards keep obeying his orders like they use to
>I'm winning rooms alot but its only one of my umas that winI'm proud of the other two but at this going they might as well be fixtures for my best ace
ah sweet, a schizo meltdown
I have a huge craving for sweet pastries right now. I'd get along with Flash.
>>583767314sure but like if i see a tweaker on the streets i don't go "that's good drama" i just walk away
I have a huge craving for Flash umanko
>>583767340They say her biscuits and cake are delicious, very bouncy and sweetI didn't know she could bake, that's surprising!
I flirt like this
>>583767340
Thoughts?https://files.catbox.moe/dr9mh4.png
>>583767637ew
>>583767637boringthey need fat horsecocks
>>583767637my cock between those
>>583765653A Game of ThronesA Clash of KingsA Storm of Swords
>>583767637I would slurp on those until I died of calcium overdose
How much stats do you gain from the last Unity fight plus all the URA and the end of game bonuses? I keep overshooting my target by a lot. And should I be doing the Unity Wave thingy for S+ Team Zenith?
>>583767340>>583767521>german wife who wants to fatten you up with her pastryhuh didn't know i would need this
>>583766819Triple end closers are the f2p style
Daiwa Scarlet's Daiwa Scarlets
>>583767637
gonna post some of the strongest open leauge cardsEvery competent deck in OPL runs 1-2 wit and Fukukitaru wit does the job well with Skill points, energy, good output, and free Right Handed.
>>583767836Convincing Daiwa to rest her sweaty bust on my face after a race
>>583767637Is this slop?
I will fatten all the umas up
>>583767836Vodka is so lucky...
>>583767917ZRR speed gives you a choice between right handed and left handed, and you get a gold late surger recovery. Definitely a good maindeck choice for Arima if you have her 1LB or higher
ugh, moids...
>>583767981Yeah bwo, just generated it rnCrazy how ai is getting undetectable these days...
mrw molds
The glasses stays on
>>583768129>>583768069
>>583768113>undetectable>the ugly ass nipple piercings>the retarded looking "milk"I'm not gonna point them all but sure let's go with undetectable
>casually break scenario record with this mare>Despite having an unbroken lineage of groundwork loopas on both sides of her family she doesn't get itI-if I'm planning to run an oonige she doesn't need groundwork right...?
Here's your long CM sir
>>583768061Slipstream, PTO, Speed Eater, Standard Distance, Fast PacedFujin Wit is a god Mile card when the expected wit of any given lobby is 700-800
i have been edging for the last 3 hours, first 7 get to decide what i bust to
Alright /uma/ please decide what's best for my bobowife>+45 Wit and +4 extra Speedor>finish Hello's event chain and get SYL
>>583768279ryan
I do not have Malfoid fatigue
>>583768225What happened to the cows?
>>583768229Groundwork, Fast Paced, Early Lead, Front Runner Savvyy hints. I wish I had this card
>>583768279karen chan
>>583767512she's so fucking cool
>>583768279this very slender and diet-focused uma here
>>583768343same i do have yani seiun but it's 0lb
>>583768279teio
>>583768113Teach me your ways I would love to be able to make stuff like this
>>583768326Neither do I and I dream of that since like 2007
>>583768326who the fuck is malfoid
Cm 20344774743447747434477474
>>583768113I feel like you're pulling my leg Anon
>>583768343I have 1lb, i wish i could get dupes of these but all i get are 1000 of ones i got a year ago
not having Cafe is having to survive on schizo scraps from other careers
>>583768340
>>583768581Cafe looks weird just standing there
>>583768221Did no one tell you anon? Dodging danger is shit at arima don't get it.I Wanna Win with you is comparatively dogshit as it only lasts 1.6 secs or something
Hokko Tarumae's big fat Tarumaes
>>583768510Draco Malfoy but it's a girl and she has big boobies and is a tsundere
>>583768502If I was told this by an ugly as in actually deformed and with zero breasts and ass uma I would be calling the police on her for assault
>>583768707isnt this literally a tumblr and Ao3 concept from like 2 decades ago
>>583768343Better than finemo for graded sprint cm, just need one gold shard to mlb
What the fuck.
>>583768805yes and no, the current basis for it went viral just a couple weeks ago
>>583768707SEXOOOOOOMy muggle cock ruining her pureblood humanko
>>583768221Unironically bricked with DD
>>583768523>8 front runner lobbyCan I request our nigerdacchis to not join these rooms for now, I want to see /uma/'s best pace/late/ends for this CM. 184316431843164318431643
>>583767637Disgusting.I actually find the AI slop pic you posted way more erotic than the man made atrocity from the link attached.
>>583768707Looks gay.
>>583768805Yes but she's now a cute anime girl
>>583768805This version is a cunny sometimes though
Is Rob Roy 1995 a good movie?
Triple Baka
>>583768978>3 bourbonsno thanks
>>583768978the fuck why are you guys making high UG/low UFI thought we all agreed to be friends and stick with UG2 or some dogshit
ill sex the chubby Ryan, you can have the other clones
>>583768313>nobody answeredwelp, off with Light Hag I go
Doto gave me a sandwich with "sandwich spread" when I told her I was feeling peckish
>>583766270V please
>>583768978>nose finish >0 debuffersNow that's a race. I think I'm being lulled into a false sense of security by the shitty umas at pubs. Once again only requesting for pace/lates/ends205196782051967820519678
>>583769365Pubs are stronger
>>583768279Shakur
>>583768313>>583769297See you later obviously
>>583768279Copano Rickey
>>583769297yeah LH is good, synergizes well with vbobo
>>583768279Twin Turbo
>>583769297ah FUCK i forgot groundwork, it's over, brickedstill keeping the run since i got the onsen ticket
>>583768279Hishi Akebono
>>583768279Stop gooning you freak!
>>583769597uhhhhhhh
>>583769597uh oh
>>583769597
>>583769542You didn't take concentration either
Is Aspire a good skill?
>>583769719No
>>583769719nyo
>>583769365>5 frontsI know you guys tried thank you very much. But don't you think once there's too many fronts it just becomes the battle of the Bourbons? Not useful for analysis at all, still thx for trying anondacchis.Please bring pace/late/ends /uma/867684498676844986768449
>>583769597FUKU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>583769597shiraoki-sama is a comedian
>>583769597anon got blueballed...
>>583769597WAOW
Best 7 post I had in a while
the way rob roy moans when she fails a training is very erotic
>>583769832Would Matikanefukukitaru do this?
>everyone have X2 amount of skills on theirs umasHow? is it because of loopas?
oh my god if you give me pink sparks it doesnt mean you have to shit all over my career you fucking nigger faggots stop cheating with you nigger ass RNG
>>583769946Only if crystal ball says so
Doing nothing but dates for the final 10 turns feels like Goku and Gohan before the Cell games.
>>583769994kindabuy your sp songs earlyclick wit a lotget lucky with hints and inspos
Any raw data on CM21 yet?
>>583770065you're not supposed to do that though, you're supposed to burn through your dates at a constant rate and then buy energy lessons at the end
bought one of em reroll accountsis there an upcoming banner I should wait to pull on
>>583770147I'm trying to keep my stats low so I can fit into A+
>>583769773What even happened here..? This is the slowest start I've ever seenonce again bring pace/late/ends /uma/575742445757424457574244
>>583770196Ramu wit in a few weeks
>>583770196Give me the lore, who are you and why you did it
100,000 children
>>583770285it was 2 dollars
>>583767739Does anyone have this number off the top of their head? I want to know what stat to reach and stop after Arima Kinen.
>>583770370Yeah but why? Is your original account bad?
>>583769597i will do it to fuku i got the message
>>583770414no this is the first account
furlong tower more like my penis
>>583770196Kitablanco (50 or 100 free rolls if you cheese it)other than that you just hold until ramonu wit
>>583770242All fronts must have failed their pre corner mode wit checks multiple times. It's a silly early race track
>>583770494sorry meant one inch of love
>>583769946Give you a handjob? Yes.Speak in a corny way themed around her clairvoyance? Dunno.Give you a cocky smug? Not sure.
>>583770482Oh... yeah wait for Ramonu next month
>>583770242A hero has emerged!you know the rules751419547514195475141954
>>583770243WHAT FEW WEEKS RAMONU WIT IS IN LIKE 2 MONTHS
>>5837706202 months is a few weeks zwo
What a nerd
>>583770738kek i wanna slap that nerd's fat titties arond
>>58377061925/30 mins left3/975141954
>>583770840She cute tho
>>583770196Next support card banner is Ramonu wit in November as other anons have said. For umas you can look up all future ones on gametora and either use the carat calculating website or uma.moe for a timeline as to when the ones you like will release.
>>583770967it's cute until the degenerate fanfiction starts
are stam debuffers for group stages a stupid idea
>>583771034that's digitals job
im done for today the game cheated too much todayif i got long S it would stop wit trainings and stop card chainsif i didnt get long S everything would keep going as normal but it didnt matter since i would end up with long B
>>58377085120/30 minutes 6/9
>>583770917that's konami not sega
>>583771168What's dia gotta do with sega
>>583771110gwo we all moved to /uma/jp
>>583768279Anon I highly advise to stop gooning and for you to obey shiraokis will >>583769597I say this because I'm pretty sure from j*rking it so much over the years caused my pelvic floor to become all fucked up and its really really really not a good time. Its not healthy to do anyways and shouldn't take no more than 5 minutes
>>583771214Hajime Satomi owns Sega Sammy and he also owns the Satono Stable I believe?
>>583771361That's kinda sad considering... Well... Sega
satono pussy
After Arina Kino i get it, why being witliet is badBut i dont SSRs wit cards yet, so i will be less witlet with Ramonu
>>583770619Guess that's it. Getting the Raped as the final room is nice. Headliner has a window to proc a perfect speed carryover but getting to 1st is a big challenge in and out of itself. Thanks for joining anondaccis
>>583771353>japanese man yelling sex on the highway.mp4i will goon even if it costs me everything i must goooooon
>>583771461On the bright side her stable is still alive and healthy>>583771501Ganbare
>missed the test rooms55471588554715885547158855471588
>you cant make Sprint Ryan>you cant make Sprint DoberWho i must use as parrents for sprint? Or i should use Ryan and Dobver with sprint GPs and them with Turf?
>>583771663For backliners Cheer King, nishino flower for accel (your accels will mostly come from non-inherited skills). Just the same velocity larents that are good everywhere like Oguri Brian etc
>>583771791>For backliners Cheer King, nishino flowerI dont have them... i need someone i have
>>583771574>4Anon please. Im serious
jwu and xog (and rickey) gave me a present. why do we hate her again?
I can't get Bourbon to over 1450 speed, how the hell did anons do it with only Maru and Tachyon?
>>583771836oguri fuck as in plap
>>583771663Redshift
>>583771353>he can only last 5 minuteswwwww
>>583771836Then the aforementioned velocity parents and rely on gamble accels for lates and straightaway spurt for ends
>>583771843maybe you just have a hernia or something
>>583771896I didn't say that
>>583771631go again242161882421618824216188
you guys join rooms so fast wtf
>>583761137he likes her
>dia's career was funded by sonic autism
>find 3* stam 2* long 23 whites long gp target>retarded somalian niggerfaggot who put borrow up switches it for some dogshit special week with 0 gp potential where the previous borrow is now a gp
>>583772073last one842268598422685984226859
if only Fuji was shorter... the aesthetic would be perfect...dober roy and digitan back to back is great though, fanfic dorks
>>583772463they look like toes
>>583772551HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT LMAOm-might have to swap this formation eventually, I'm sorry feetbros...
>>583772461wtf I thought Oguri Cap is retired now..
>>583771974Perhaps but im like 90% sure its pelvic floor crap from g**ning and being a lazy piece of shit all my life. Like just earlier today I did certain stretches to help me and went for a walk and I've been feeling a lot better since although I still have some issues going on.
>>583772463Im gonna do a themed team for cm22 but its gonna be nishino on the left, zephyr on the middle and granny on the right, call it the age regression gang
>>583772461>bourbon with that statlineenjoy your free platinum frontGOD
A pig might be in this thread posting right next to you
it's like she was designed for the 7 dudes who dated the Library Girl from Harvest Moon. peak.
>>583772683>pelvic floorDidn't even know about this
>>583772551FUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I CAN'T UNSEE IT DOUBLE FUCK YOU ANON
>teiofats can't even goon without dying
>>583772779All a matter of perspective, for me, your time will be the Age Progression gang, which is hotter, but to each their own!
I remember thinking how nice was ZZR's outfit back when she first appeared in Unity. Seemed like she won't be out for a long timeTime flies
>>583772813wish seiun could be just as strong
hiI look like this472109814721098147210981join for cm20 fun~
Shant be joining an umama room
>>583773001but I thought that word was no longer allowed...
>>583771353>>583771974skellybro here, I had pain shotting up from like, just above the peeper to little under my navel and I thought it was from jerking off too hard too, it came and go, went to the hospital and they thought it was a hernia too, I freaked out thinking I'd need surgery but I took some nasty pills that fixed it (but gave me the WORST fucking side effects ever, legit felt like I was going to die, every time I took them I knew I would be out for like 5 hours). All in all I started gooning less and enjoy masterbaiting more, jerking off just because can be dangerous!!
>>583772551lmafo
>>583773172she rearranged the rules
>>583773062wau podium39182648
>>583772918Bigtoezensky and pinky digital, I might not be able to unsee too
>>583773410How the FUCK is Gold Ship still in conversation for cms
>>583773172I wrote them an email and expressed my concern about the christmas translation back then
what looks like toes I don't get it
>>583773492Ends are good this cm and Golshi is still one of the strongest ends
>>583773530The heights of the TT umas here>>583772463
>>583773172Her feng shui was simply too powerful and made the translators kneel
>>583773492golshi game
eat your damn vegetables
>>583773410GOLSHI GAME
>>583773492*spurts you*
>>583773723congratulations, your witch is now obese
>>583773410inari stop stealing her spotlight......>>583773574??? like the even even short shorter shortest thing??
>>583773492Goldshi's always viable. Sloptubers just stopped shilling her so you barely see her now
>>583770406Ok if nobody knows the answer, does anyone know where I can go find all the scenario event bonuses? Gametora's Unity scenario details don't seem to list them as far as I can see.
Goldship uses her ult to larp as a pace but keep the end statsit's still bullshit
>>583773845forgot room code award478669294786692947866929
>>583773530
>>583773845Yes the heights of the umas look like a toeline. That's it, that's the joke.>>583773932The reason no one could give you a definitive answer is because the stats you get during the ura finale are dependent on your race bonus. I also dont think the actual stats you get from just the unity events are written down anywhere either, you'd probably have to track and write them down yourself.
>>583774024what the fuck
>>583774024why are your toes so ugly
>>583773932I don't even care about the stats anymore. If the run wants to highroll I just let it be, you kinda just get high stats in Grand Live imo. More often than not I'm only over speeding like 20-50pts
>>583774101can toes even be pretty?
>>583774024HAAHAHAHAHA, I didn't expect my team to become the inspiration for this glorious image
>>583774024wow, nice
>>583774024is that mold between your toes?
>>583772916I didn't either until it happened. I don't think you should worry about it though, just be relatively healthy while treating your dick with some respect and you'll be okay.>>583773230Damn that must've sucked. Did they say what you had?>All in all I started gooning less and enjoy masterbaiting more, jerking off just because can be dangerous!!Pretty much, gooning and edging are bad. Just find some nice material and be done with it. Anyways I'm gonna stop talking about dick issues now.
>>583774129Yes. Have you seen the niggas paying gayfaggots in OnlyFans to post their manfeet?
ulala bros...
>>583774028>that's the jokesorry I'm slow>>583774024I didn't ask for those......
oha maya!
Rob Roy is home, next uma pull is Mirako. The long wait is going to suuuuck, not helped by a lot of cool umas coming out around the same time as her
>>583774228>sorry I'm slowDon't worry, that just means you fit in perfectly. That being said I also didn't ask for those but I guess all the visual learners get it now too.
>>583774194would it be obvious if I said no?
>>583774102Because I 5*'d, I'm extremely tight on my rating down to a dozen stat points. I need the exact amount of each stat I get from S+ Zenith victory, all URA victories, and the endgame bonuses so that I keep my stats exactly where I need them.
succubus...
>>583774348Did you actually go for the full spark just to 5*
>>583774267>Rob Roy is home, next uma pull is Mirako.wtf are you meare you rolling for uni too
>>583774356shut up danchou
>>583774356She doesn't have allat
>>583773948ttl whiff award </3103629871036298710362987last
>>583774384I did 270 rolls which was my entire stash, yes.
>>583774439I would call that very unwise but I guess what's important is that you're happy
>>583774429Huh, did that button always say "following" instead of "follow"
>>583774394She IS on the list, but with an asterisk saying "if things go well". my luck has been all over the place lately so I'm not too confident...
>>583774429rare fatwa win
>>583774172my house is very moldy but I assure you my toes are fine. I think the skin just looks a little bad since I'm not a cute girl or using products on them to sell OF toe pics
>>583774529yesh...but only on mobile I think??
>>583774024what the fuck is going on with you big toe's skin???did you just get out of a bath
>>583774024>13:29You're fucking indonesian
>>583774561thanks for the keks man have a good day
>>583774750him being from a western country wouldnt have made the post any better dude
>>583774750you're posting in indo hours yes
>>583774024at least post your dick, like what the fuck dude
Rob Roy came home in 100 pulls. I could spark THAT banner once now.
>>5837744296/9!
>>583774945Did you make up with V?
>>583774476Yes, I am very happy as it's literally the only reason why I'm playing this game.
>>583774945Posting a slut wont make me want to join any more you know
dickpullersDid you pull for Xmas DaSca or ZRR?Maybe even both
Uma at IFHA's Paris International Conference on Horseracing
>>583773014
>>583760286This new event sucks ass, are getting something useful from it aside of those 500 carats?
>>583775046
>>583775039I pulled neitherI don't like Robby and base daiwa looks better with her twintails
>>583775039Rob Roy, I don't think I would survive the humiliation of going for big scarlet titties and ending up getting DA BOOT
>>583775038She's not a slut
>>583775159>>583775046This is pretty cool. The dream would of course be to have western horses in the game, but idk if Cygames would be willing to do that since the whole point is to celebrate Japanese horse racing
>>583774429thanks for co- OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST PASSED BY A HORSIE AND IT STOOD UP ON ITS HIND LEGS HOLY MASSIVE AAAAAA I ALMOST LOST IT IN FRONT OF MY CHAUFFEUR
>>583775159"I commend in a way our friends from Japan, who have created this deep emotional connectivity between horses and human beings, and this is one of the assets that other sports don't have ... how we tell stories is one of our key strategic challenges we have to address"
>>583775246Thanks for hosting.
>>583775246>CHAUFFEURYeah, V
>>583768191
>>583775301I LOVE DOBER
>>583775292care to explain the obsession with V?
>>583775039She is my meta pick.
jiggie went down again
>>583775334It's him
>>583775338back now
>>583775338Time to learn how to gamble
bros I think Doughber just ate all the men in Japan
Her trainer is one smooth talkee, damn...
>>583775419I already jong, I just never catch any uma rooms-the jiggie anon
>>583775265
>>583775419>Nakayama was then killed by the Satono yakuza right after this game ended
>>583775383no is not i am and you are boring
>>583775497Maybe one day, friend.
>>583775039>Xmas DaScaNo I do not roll for filthy fronts>ZRRAbsolutely fucking yes
Never give up your lance pieces
>>583775524Sure you aren't lmaoYou got dumped deal with it
>>583775578you are not as subtle as you think
>>583775578Stop it V
>>583775623Maybe in another life...
>>583765653The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the UnbelieverThe Book of the New SunFafhrd and the Gray Mouser
>>583775038but I caught your eye! that has to be worth something
HOLY FUCK CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WHICH FILIPINO WITH A 2 INCH MICROPENIS HAS A FEUD WITH THE INDONESIAN WITH A 3 INCH MICROPENIS SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
I keep losing to runaway aces, not debuffer runaways. Ace runaways
>>583775706>>583775578Is this true...
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI>https://jiggie.fun/TahntIhttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI>https://jiggie.fun/TahntIhttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI
>seadog hours>schizos out in full force
>>583775578Crazy how this started a melty
>>583775246very soulful epithets
>>583775706A car crash catches my eye too. I'm not sure that's the type of attention you want.Although I honestly just dont have a team ready
>>583775738what strat are you running?
>>583765653The Elric SagaThe Dying EarthThe Black Company
My club is dying HELP
>>583775686HISHIAMA SEXOOO
Ok, but how do we make this thread worse?
>>583775828>dont have a team readyCM is in 2 days
I noticed that Kris S's stats keep changing on classic Arima? Is she variably set so that she always takes #1 for that race or am I just bad?
>>583775880mambwo...
>>583775802these things are important
Playing "plane games" with Mayano and "shooting" her down
>>583775906I was busy fan farming for danchou so I can flatline for 5 days.... I plan on bashing my head against the wall some more these next few days praying I get a GL highroll going and then just throwing in 2 murmur bots and praying I face enough stamlets for a finals
>>583775950Reply to me
>>583775956My rocket is penetrating her frame!
>>583775984pls don't flatline
>>583775880mine is already dead...
>>583775880many are saying this
>>583776030I NEED that Dia alt.
>>583776032mambwo...
>>583764139same...
Would Dober leglock you? Show your work
>No sp bonusIsnt Dia wit kinda shit for 1 wit scenarios?
has anyone ever confirmed if the flatlining trick works? I have never seen an anon posting pics after pulling it out
>>583776032autisutamambwo...
>>583763362
>>583766819f2p friendly doesn't mean it's not pay to win, it means free players can compete with players that pay their way to strengthwhich is true, but you need far more time and/or luck if you can't buy the 5 latest SSRs
>>583776185it works, you can trust me
>>583776185It doesn't work, you can trust me
>>583776114McQueen... easy on the parfaits...
>>583776185There'll be an announcement made by cygames that details how it works. It's only happened once before with the new year fuku stuff and they dont do it again in the future so not like a lot of people have experience doing it
is he going to try to get his ex to give him attention every thread now
>>583776185It does work, you get all the missed pulls on whatever banner is runningBut it also ensures you don't get anything good from those pulls, so it's retarded
>>583776185it workst. trustworthy stranger
Still only have one bad aceguess I'll have to pull out old reliable
>>583776185If it doesn't work who cares. You're only missing 50 card pulls. No one pull cards anyway, especially on a useless end closer card banner :)
>>583776516I want to pull cards so I'm not skipping, need this neigha to spook me once
>>583776185anon we did this trick like twice alreadywhy wouldn't it work this time?
>>583776645everyone here just tells lies no one is trustworthy anymore too many schizos
>>583776645because it's counter-intuitive and no other gacha does their free pulls like this
>>583776728>too many schizosOnly 1 and that retard glows
>>583776764>no otherI don't play too many and I can already think of 2.
The urge to snack keeps rising...
>>583776728You can always rely on me to tell you the truth
>>583776808well I play 0 others and couldn't so that's what I claimed
>>583776808>I can already think of 2name them
>>583776781you are not fooling anyone
Stay strong bros, only a few more seconds to comfy hour
if you flatline your danchou will be sad
>>583776937shit I already made myself comfy
>>583776960my danchou is going to flatline....
>>583776960My danchou already left me..
5 more minutes till comfy hour
So I had to do a test run to see just how many stats I get at the end of Unity starting from after senior Arima, and it turns out it's +75 to all stats without the reporter's high friendship bonus. I had to do nothing but dates since senior late July and almost makes me feel like if I try hard enough, she can hit UG.
during the ARIMA KINENsorry for earlier but we can stay on good terms if you want, or not, since I retaliated someOKA SHO mile race in musume pretty uma derby
Latebros how the FUCK do we live through this winter
I will not be tempted by boobs.
>>583777053I'm also having trouble keeping Guts to ~500 while clicking on Stam training. Don't know what to do about that.
>>5837771010 of the umas listed here are must pulls, you are doing this to yourself
>>583777101With statistical averages and not going to pity four banners in a row
>need claw forward for lates>Kris is such a horrible card that she's unironically brickDo I just gamble with OYL
>>583777138well yeah no uma is a must pull
>>583777098that's very spot onwould oguri enjoy pain like her though.. bet she would
>>583777182no, you mutate as end
>>583777170I just did that in Princon, now I have semi quited
>>583777185Ok answer b then: have 200k carats stashed
Meisho Tabaru has returned to Japan and is currently on quarantine for safety, his team will aim for the Arima Kinen if things are okayhttps://x.com/gendai_keiba/status/2108090120796860500
Remember to use deodorant Toreinas. You don’t want to random umas taking you into a dark alley and draining your life force, right?
1 more minute until the witching hour. Be strong my central ameribros
>>583777235derb
>>583777182kris s works if you play with love
>>583777234Its all good, I'm wearing the ring.
>>583777284and also hit the mother of all highrolls
>>583777284thats an insane highroll and you know it
>>583777284without love it cannot be seen, huh
The devil is whispering, telling me to make a Runaway ace
>>583777284Killed my Natie
>>583777326>>583777327retards I have one too just like that
>>583777452that's greatdoesn't mean it wasn't a highroll
i also have one highroll ace after 200 attempts
>>583777316
>you need to highroll to build a cm acewao! no way!
retard hours or smart hours?
>>583777574I hate an IQ
Museum Mile - winner of last year's Satsuki Sho and Arima Kinen, who underwent a cleaning procedure on his right foreleg after finishing ninth in the Takarazuka Kinen - has resumed ridden training at Northern Farm Airport in Hokkaido, where he had been turned out to pasture. An update posted on the Sunday Thoroughbred Club website on the 8th reported that, following a smooth post-operative recovery, the horse has begun uphill track training and is being conditioned with the aim of returning to racing next year.
>>583777574i think im very smart (like falco)
post something sleepy copa
>>583777613have an IQ of 120*oops
>>583777138it's not about them being a must-pull. it's thek being cute and hot, and my dick wanting them>>583777101I genuinely have no idea how I'm supposed to get every single one of them. Hell, I have enough to spark only for my wife, but she's already 3/4s of the way through that gauntlet
Who will be the villain to steal kikka sho from lovcen
>>583777170uhhh, nwo, your ramonu wit?!?!?!
>>583777806umm you dnot need rmanu lol
>>583777806zwo, your reading ability...
next bread will be high BBQ
>>5837779107 and I rape you
>>5837779257 and I rape you
>>583772463and thus a new ritual was borntoe-posting
fucker vagueposts and doesn't even reply back when I dofucler aagickkk FUCKING MEN
mold?
>>5837779417 and I rape your cm ace
The "7 and..." joke is cringe and has overstayed its welcome.
>>583777957>FUCKING MEN
>>583777957Everything will be fine, right?
>>583778068*rapes you*
>>583778125STOP IT VAGUEKING JUST TELL IT LIKE IT IS WHO CARES
stripping king halo down to nothing and having her run around the tracks in the middle of the night
>>583778170I have no idea what’s going on, nor do I really care
bitch
get a room retards
Apparently Rice Shower is really good this cm
Is this christmas "event" really just logging in and clicking on a present box every day
OH NOA NIPPLE HAS BEEN POSTEDA NIPPLESOUND THE ALARM
>>583778291wherebiwa is wearing her swimsuit
>>583777745Rice is a kkk HERO
Umas should had asses like horses
no long S award
>>583778545stamletbwi....
How important are the S aptitudes?
>>583778596it's ok I had a gold and pure heart but still no long S SAD
>>583778606distance S = human rights for any distance not named sprint
jealous?
>>583778606The longer the late race, the more time you'll spend at max speed, the more important it is. So it's even more important in long races while skippable in sprints.
>>583778724I meant like is it 40 stats? 60? 100?
>>583777101I'm only pulling once for Kris S as ive been doing for the past year with all my bannersNeo Universe will be pitied, and im probably gonna pity the Gyaru banner if i have 120,000 carats by the end of the yeartl;dr i've been getting by this year with a box of scraps
>>583778814It's a percentage1500 SPD niggers with distance S will out speed 1600 SPD niggers without distance S
>>583778683Naijiro McFlat
>>583778814S aptitude = 10% more stats
>>583778185
>>583778876Same, have been saving since mant
where the fuck is my promised dacchis drama?
>>583779056That's the Curren club you're not getting leaks from there.
If you read this your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>583779191KILL YOURSELF
this is me
>>583779290No that’s me
>>583778989More like 5% more effective stats (ie 5% more raw target speed/acceleration etc)
>>583779345Which translate into ~18-20% raw stats
I am very good at never taking risks and producing mediocre aces
>>583779264lol
No one runs Oguri if she isn't meta
fuck this shitty scenario
>>583779574Your guts?
>>583779439A level of risk aversion is necessary, but take a few 30%s sometimes
>>583779437>overcap now made S even more mandatoryAh, I hate this game.
>>583777518
>>583779439Make a "safe" mediocre ace, then progressively attempt to highroll by taking riskier chances
>>583779673Don't Overdo It!
maruzensky spd is super broken why didnt anyone tell me to pull her
>>583779731Door and try again
>>583778814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9krZEq2-vyshere ya go. This is brief, to the point, thorough, and accurate. It's pretty much everything you'll need to know about distance S.
>>583779769I actually don't wanna play umamusume THAT muchideally I wanna do hmmm one career per ace
I think on average I do about 10 turns above 0% but below 15%, most of those being like 5-6% failchanceIf any of those fail its glue
"Here bro, I fixed your Uma's design. No need to thank me"
>>583779972thanks
Awesome, this is the run.
>>5837780687 and rickey gets gangraped by fukufags
no wit rainbows awardno triple speed rainbows awardI'm gonna cry in the casino I HATE THIS SCENARIO
i should have the right to milk my trainee
>>583779972That's actually better, yes
>>583780109Fine Motion moment.
>>583780109She's Oguri this is perfectly fine.
>>583780118you don't need calcium anymore, retard. your bone plates have long fused already and you're not gonna grow anymoreumas, however, need protein, so they will be the ones milking you for protein milk instead
I should probably start working on the open league umas. Nah I'll do them later
umasumi
>>583779972You can't fix perfection, silly.
>>583780178maybe, will see on the 1st roundI hate running 2 speed cards for 2 wit cards even on 20% growth umas
>>583780206
>>583780291Well you can fix Nature
>>583780285musume on my fusufe
is /uma/ locked in for the CM?
>>583780291She called Nice Nature, not perfect nature gwo
>>583780340Im geeked right now im ngl
>>583780285umashumi
>>583780304>I hate running 2 speed cards for 2 wit cards even on 20% growth umasjust do 18 stam sparks and get lucky with the shop
>>583780317I have not touched Trackblazer or GL yet. The best umas I crapped out are S+. I am NOT competing with UG/UF niggas with full MLB decks. Hell no
>>583780428I'm already having 12 stam sparks and 4 power sparks it's just GL moment
according to leddit, special week is standing behind el in her student icon
>>583780498tachyon won't let you hit, wtf?
>>583780441URAchad... i kneel...
>>583780471Theres a huge difference between 12 stam sparks and 18Thats like a whole ass gold recovery at high affinity
>>583780575It is not
>>583780575yeah but it's too late to make a better parent now...... I only got power sparks with long pinks and MTS/ignited power whitesjust need to hope I can get a decent run
>>583780615>42 less stam at career start>30-50 less stam gained each inspoIts like 100-120 less stam, thats in whole ass gold recovery territory
>>583780718gold recov is 200+white is around 70
Air Shakur is an ugly chudI am an ugly childWhere is MY cute Irish wife
no one cares nobody asked
>>583780764>>583780764>>583780764
This game just fucks with you sometimes
>>583780471>Power sparks>longbwo...
>>583780810it's not bad to have some power sparks especially if you use creek
How come we never got a cutscene for the Dream Team thing this time?
