>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch bloodstain: >>583634941
>>583794091>>583794285Cringe reddit chungus character
>>583794338this anon is having a poopy angy lonely day, hug him!
They should put the whole Souls trilogy on a tendie 2 catridge and then sell it. It can all fit.
>>583794091>>583794285who's selfies are these
>>583795119someone I know went to see the revenant 1:1 at japan, I was told I look that way
>>583795378cupcake...
>>583796017Shut it terrmaggot
>>583796017not me
I just thought of something. You know how God of War has that style of combat, where Kratos slides forward to home into his targets? Hang on, someone posted a webm of this yesterday, lemme find it.Look at pic related. He's sliding around like he's wearing hover shoes.Why is that considered bad combat when Gears of War does it. But then when Banished Knights start slip-sliding around, it's acceptable? It's ok when enemies do it?
>>583796398creasy dude, its time to stop
>>583796017cupcake looks like the goon version of marika
>>583796398yes it's ok when enemies do it because it increases the challenge, if you were able to do it it would feel too easy mode, and mods with flashy overpowered anime attacks prove that
>>583797054Shut it terrjeet
GG RedBirbs, spooky stuff. It was fucked up how at start 3 of them just sprinted straight at me at start. Then entire fight was clusterfuck with multiple of them aggro at melee doing super moves.
>>583797676gg I got back to 9999 again and became blue, I guess I'll rest my rank again so I won't subject you guys to this moon horror
this computer bloodborne coop server looks incredibly really cool but installing it sounds like a huge headache
>>583796398Can you post a webm as proof that they slide
>>583798527Slide?
>>583797220It's artificial difficulty. It relies on poorly telegraphed positioning, in order to deceive the player. How is it ok for the enemy to slide into whatever position they want, disregarding even basic physical actions like pushing off of the ground. That's just fucking dumb.>>583798527I don't have one on hand. But everyone knows they have sliding attacks. Just look up some videos of the The twin blade banished knights.
>>583798842Creasy, enemies don't slide they way you think they do, otherwise you couldn't outspace their attacks or avoid certain moves by walking into them. You are thinking of root motion unless you can provide an example to the contrary.
>>583798842I think if you want a game where you are fighting on even, clear and fair terms then you want a boxing or fighting game
>>583796398The closest thing banished knights have to this is the shield lunge they can do (which I should test out) which isn't this as much as it is the move having a retarded amount of tracking and having its root motion based on the proximity of the target. I don't think there's a single move that does exactly this.
>>583798842Yup yup fromsoft has terrible artificial difficulty and game design BUT if you download a mod to fight the enemies you are breaking the hallowed rules
>>583800240this opinion screams "Im gay and anally retentive"
oh my gosh that feels so good
gg depth 6 birds owo
>>583800549homoerotic + only losers report, it's an inherently impotent thing to do
>>583800828Just don't post ASCII art penises on steam and I won't report you?
i hope i didnt make him think that miracles suck
>>583800935so you need to go crying to daddy valve to make yourself feel better instead of handling it yourself like an adult? I'd be embarrassed to be associated with you
>>583800549is this phoebetroon
>>583801193If he's going to use those spells in wide-open spaces where it's easy to run away, it's his own fault. He could have simply Lightning Arrowed you to death and you would have almost no recourse.
>>583801193but miracles DO suck?!
>>583801403fibi is not a troon
>>583801193That lightning storm spell is busted as fuck if you know how to use it in ganks
the libra situation is crazy, ggs ed libra
gg giga goat nice clutches
gg gigagoat a spicy that one innit?
How This Libra Controversy Changed Elden Ring Nightreign Forever
>>583801856Anything is busted if you're a ganker.
phoebe was my dog that died, dummies
:o
>>583802141Incorrect
another warpick rape victim
>>583802885do some swaps. show me a nice faw
>possible to have both high Faith and high Intelligencewow, this really is a fantasy game
shut it creaspedo
keep talking creaspoop
terr
devil
Fuck i couldve gained so much aura if i did a jump ult at the end
maggots
come down from your throne and leave your body alone
>>583804742- 10000 aura
>>583802885you really skinned that animal
>>583799531Just because their slide has a limited distance, that doesn't mean it isn't a side.>>583800014All I'm saying is: if they're going to thrust their swords at me, then it should look like they put some power behind it. It shouldn't look like an invisible hand slide dragged them forward.>>583800056Not talking about eh shield lunge. That move is gay but makes a kind of sense. There is preemptive action before the lunge. I'm talking about their sword combo. There's a part in their sword combo where they thrust their swords in a 1-2 combination, and when they do that, they just kind of "sawoop" forward. It looks so dumb. I roll my eyes every time.
eldie should have had base building and farming
>>583807990eyah
>>583807010shut it maggot freak
>>583807990what would be the best cash crops?
>>583804550>>583804632why is devil reviled while terr is the subject of affectionate vagueposting?
>>583808897arteria plants
>>583806548GOW slides are the player magnetizing to the enemy while mashing, so there's no positioning aspect to the gameplay. Banished knight's double stab is a predictable part of an enemy combo, telegraphed by the start of the combo. They are not the same thing in the slightest.>BUT THEYRE BOTH SLIDESIt's unreal how stupid you are.
zullie the male
>>583810051the female*
>>583809997Think about it as if you were playing as the enemy. What is that combo but a bunch of button mashing? What is that slide but magnetism to the enemy? One would think they're safe if they escape the range of the enemy's weapon. But they're not, because he slides. The slide breaks the rules established by the first few strikes of the combo, as the first few strikes are normal swings. So it makes the player complacent by giving you a couple normal strikes + adding a slight delay in between attacks that feel like the combo is ending. But then it follows up with the rule breaking slide.If the game had any integrity, they would at least animate the attacks properly. But they really just dragged him forward like an action figure. Or like he's held by a cursor.
1/3
>>583803559my swapping days are overbest you'll get is a catring plunge attack
>>583811219It doesn't break any rules, it's a homing attack with a longer range than the others. The animation style has absolutely nothing to do with GoW's problem which is that slides remove offensive positioning as a gameplay aspect.
>>583812036It does break rules. Why is the enemy capable of sliding in that instant? There is no rhyme or reason.When an enemy jumps, they crouch first, then spring forward. The distance at which they jump is variable. But they perform the basic action of jumping. The enemy at least has to perform the basic action. That's the bare minimum. All I'm asking for, is the bare minimum. Justify the forward motion physically.
seriously, where the fuck is duskbloods
>>583810610trishtina
in the courtyardthe mighty courtyardthe lion sleeps tonight
>>583810610>>583813056She does look like that
>>583796398>it's acceptable?It is? Pretty much everyone complains about Banished Knights. Besides, they don't really slide, they're clearly using airbending to propel themselves.
>>583812710That's not a gameplay rule, you're just nitpicking one visual, which has nothing to do with why god of snoy's gameplay is shit.
>>583813091awimawe awimawe
>>583813091best post itt
>>583796398>You know how God of War has that style of combat, where Kratos slides forward to home into his targets?No, I don't play movie games
>>583810610 >>583813056 She does not look like that
'nished knights tier list>S+halberd. you can parry everything besides 2 moves. including his big storm helicopter shit. only nished knight who you can parry out of a storm move>A sword and shield. you can grapple/kick the shield, a few parriable moves>F- double sword. stupid ass combo that looks goofy as hell, can only parry one of his combo starters
seems to be a dead queue. what the monkies call business, the horses call play
>>583814073im almost done with this round then i can queue
KB+M hardswapping is cheating. These games were designed to play with a controller.
>>583810589he's male
>>583814234hardswapping in general is stupid, lets see how these frauds deal with having standardized setups and equipment in duskchuds
>>583814364Hardswapping with a controller is perfectly fine if you have the spacing and skill to do it.
>>583810051that's a bat girl
>>583814446Why do they give you multiple weapon slots if you're gonna circumvent the weight penalty by hardswapping?
>>583814491that's a man who got vocal cord surgery and still sounds like a man
>>583814704she smokes hella weed
>>583814691More like how are you carrying a Gate of Babylon amount of weapons and armor in your bag with none of them counting to your weight limit?
>>583813219All of the air bending attacks have wind particles, and typically require some kind of preemptive action like a stomp or a charging up a swing.>>583813351>That's not a gameplay ruleIt is. You're just saying it's not, because you are accepting of anything Fromsoft designs.
>>583814820he smokes weed
If you can't swap armor or weapons in duskbloods that'd be cool, too bad the game looks terrible aesthetically like watered down bloodborne.
>>583815106You don't even have a switch 2 who cares what you think?reply to this post with no quotereply if you're indian
>>583815190I don't play with griefers
>>583815259Yeah, I don't own one of those either because I'm an adult.
>>583814951chronic purps
>>583815349well nows a great time to queue then
>>583814903Long range homing attacks don't break gameplay rules dumbass. You're nitpicking the visual which belies the range of the attack. That's it.
>>583815704>You're nitpicking the visual which belies the range of the attackYes, the fact that the visual belies the range of the attack is poor design. It's not the fact that it homes in per se. But the fact that the enemy can compensate for the lack of bad positioning by simply gliding forward. It's deceptive.
>>583815106To my knowledge, all you pick up during matches are buffs, weapon upgrades and consumeables. Your character is always locked to whatever that is, no equippable weapons or armors are even in the game. You pick Jan you are always the guy with the axe and a flamethrower, you pick Zork you get a big pipe and a harpoon. Its like playing Streetfighter or something where you see a character and you know exactly what they are can do because its the same every time.
>>583816359That sounds really terrible, I'm glad I stopped caring about Fromsoft games after Elden Ring.
>>583816053Enemies don't "position badly" they follow a script. He was doing his scripted combo within its scripted range. There's no gameplay rule being broken.
>>583816464there hasn't even been any games since elden ring
>>583816464>>583816359B-But wait, if he gets the right powerup, his gun has 3 extra ammo!
Playing Dark Souls 3.>>583816625There has been one called "nightreign" or something but it's pure pve dogshit so I know nothing about it.
>>583815606No, it's a bad time to queue
>>583816771inferno kc?
>>583816545There are conventions that are observed. Like I said, if a character has to jump, then they're going to crouch first. Why? Because it's an expected motion that telegraphs what they're about to do. Bell Bearing hunter can make his sword fly, but he still pulls his arm back before swinging forward. It's how our brains understand the way swinging a sword functions. Even if it isn't necessary for the magic sword to do that, he still does that.Fromsoft games, for the most part, observes such conventions. But every now and again, they break the rules for a cheap gotcha. This forward thrusting slide is one such case.
>>583816816nu uh, its always a good time to queue when im around
>>583816771>there are 'people' living like this among us>they have right to vote
>>583816771>dsjeet is a fat neet who plays runescape
>>583816771peak
>>583817071The move is telegraphed (highly) and behaves consistently. This is following gameplay rules. You're complaining about the forward movement being longer than you might expect. This is not breaking any rules.
gg big dino>beast incant guardiansludge I.....
>I need to make more banished knight webmsLe sigh.
i think the moon is a metaphor
>>583817747>beast incant guardianpardon me?
gg hotdino>ancient dragon is visibly out of stagger animation from raider ult>use mine>it doesn't stagger for some godforsaken reason>hit in falling backflip animationlove it lol
Creasy needs to put in the work and start learning how to circle enemies, unironically.
>>583810051Zullie is so cute bros
I am the strongest bird to ever do it
>>583817867Be sure to test it at a far range. If you're standing close to it, then the slide isn't going to look like much. When you're far, then it's like "come on, how are they doing that?"
>>583818192>having to learn enemiesThat's bad game design
>>583818383kek
>>583818192"Just circle enemies, bro"https://streamable.com/r8ah29https://streamable.com/3tg7sqhttps://streamable.com/9wjj98https://streamable.com/qcew3w
>>583818383dos cums to this daily
how does guardian of the pinion folk fit in to the godbird lore
Wow you sure showed that solo host with 32 hours in the game
>>583819518mutilated that subhuman
We have moonveil at home.
>>583819263Reuploading one of my favorites.https://streamable.com/d0t3pzStrafe? CheckJump? CheckGet hit anyway.
>>583820009Jumped too early idiot
>wahh gonna hate on hardswapping because I can't swapa fast like The jeeallah
>>583820159I'm in the air, aren't I? How is the earthquake going to blast me while I'm in the air?
just ate a big mac 2 quarter pounders 12 piece nuggets with fries and a large coke. yes I'm a fat fuck and I'm gonna go invade some shitters in eldie now.
>>583820398you were on the ground on his screen
me: reddyerg: blues
>>583820398>>583820009It slammed the terrain that was higher up than you were so even though you were jumping, you didn't jump high enough to avoid it.
I keep wanting to install ER but the dead and broken invasion system stops me from doing so
>>583820398The shockwave goes into the air. It's not a jump iframe attack, it's a low profile attack, meaning it has to miss your upper body.
>>583816771>but it's pure pve dogshitwhat? you only care about pvp?
>>583820758I loled>>583820971oh god. I'm afraid that makes a lot of sense. That would be the kind of jank Fromsoft games have.>>583821101I was still high in the air. Even if jumping 0.01 seconds later would be optimal, my jump was still a good one.
>>583819942nice legs slut
>>583821292Fromsoft games aren't fun without invasions. The pve is piss baby faggot retard easy for geriatric millennials.
>>583821756Before NR came out I was hating on it but then you realize you didn't wanna pvp just play a non shit game with ER movement
>>583820971do you look like this?
>>583813687Cute>>583818192He doesn’t learn he just powers through everything like an automaton
>>583819263>https://streamable.com/r8ah29I've personally never had this happen.>https://streamable.com/3tg7sqThis is bullshit and it's one of the reason Death Rite Birds are a pain to no roll>https://streamable.com/9wjj98Shit hitbox but it's not hard to get past this knowledge check.>https://streamable.com/qcew3wActually one of the toughest enemies to no roll. The small version is not that bad but can still prove challenging.>>583818618This is as far as I can get it to trigger from. You can backstab punish it in like 4 different ways.https://streamable.com/aq7rpyIn practice, your fight should look something more akin to this.https://streamable.com/33a06i
>>583820398you’re in the air because you were sent flying due to your freak like nature
>>583817574you showed him who is boss
>>583816771Off topic + rancid
What's the point of the Fia teleporting us to Leyndell?
This is the from software general, manlet.
more like poop software
>>583823414A little summary of how the move works:If you're outside of the first swing it'll stop the combo chain. If you bait out the follow up three things can happen: 1. If you're ever outside of the attack's range it will transition into a double thrust. 2. If you're within range it will either follow up with the two slashes up to 0-1 more times and then transition into the thrust for as long as you're within range.3. It can skip straight to the thrust anyways.
>>583820714Thanks for sharing I'm having a pizza with some cheesy garlic bread and cinnamon rolls
jee is live on the faith bill
didn’t ask maggot
>>583815423he's a man. a male
>>583824968a male girl
>>583823414Special thanks to Miyazaki for this absolute kino backstab I got.
>>583818338if you're a man and you call a man cute, you're gay. you get worms and aids in your ass and your parents cheer when you die >>583825070no, just a male. he has a penis
>>583825168we don't know for certain
>>583825241we do, man. stop being naive
>>583825168You're a closed homosexual dude.
>>583825168>your parents cheer when you dieBizarre brown self-report
>>583825168gotta agree with husbandjeetslave on this one......
>>583825640you wish i was open also the only way to save them is the truth. people who affirm them lie to them >>583825783i agree i'm not a good enough son. i'm trying to improve>>583825893i'm a raider main
>>583825168and every time you have sex you have poop on your dick making you stinky poopdick forever
we all need asian gfs with stem jobs that will buy us switch2 and play fromsoft with hs
>>583826210not me, i'm straight. the worst i get is pussy cheese or period
is this ergie serious? does xhe not know we're gonna rape and kill xhim?
>>583826259You say that like you wouldn't be forced to play Animal Crossing and Pokopia with her.>>583826330I just wanted to make fun of gay people with haha poopoo dick joke and you had to make it revolting EWW wtf
>>583826738NTA but I got New Horizons specifically for that.
>>583826259I don’t think you’ve met one of those if you think that’s an ideal scenario
>>583826738sorry but that's how it is. ovulating? pussy cheese. period? blood. after period? clotted blood. there's like 1 week a month where the pussy is halfway clean and its preovulation.
>>583823414>This is as far as I can get it to trigger from.That's good. You got them sliding as far as they can.Now imagine if you were closer when they started performing that combo. You have to escape, so instinctively, you might walk back, or roll back, or sprint back. But that's the trap, because they suddenly get hover boot powers, and slide forward.
>>583823414>I've personally never had this happen.Are you saying my copy of Nightreign is personalized?
>>583827059No, I have some degree of roll discipline and I know how the attack works so it doesn't filter me and now I laid out an explanation for you to learn how to deal with it.
>>583827229She didn't say that
>>583827229I'm saying I never got in the position where that could hit me in such a way. I always either walk away from it or sprint into it.>>583825072
>>583826259You need a job bro
>>583826982I'm glad I'm kind ofa virgin, vaginas are gross man.
>>583827567I think you should kill yourself.
>>583827285this is the guy who thinks gg horse stomp is unfair because you can't fit a full raider CR2 between every attack, he's not learning to deal with anything
>>583827567be nice
>>583827285Notice I named more actions than rolling. Because it's not a roll issue, it's a spacing one. You can use any method to create distance between you can him. But if it's not enough distance, than the glide will get ya. And the reason the distance is inadequate, is not because you don't know how much space you need to escape. It's because the game arbitrarily decided to change the amount of forward space the enemy takes when it swings its sword.
>>583827567be mice
>>583827745stop complaining
>>583827567There are multiple brown people here, you do not need to drop the j slur in their presence.
>>583827567do you like your job?become a neet instead elf
>>583827842i'm going to teabag you, stay still.
>>583827567being a wagie is lame, i'd rather be a neet desu
>>583827556All I did was walk to it's right side. It happens all the time to me. The wolf's bites have a stupid hitbox that hits his sides. That video was just a good display of a common occurrence.
>>583827738With charge negation and tdbd raider can cr2 through anything
>>583828024Don't listen to him. It's just lowercase poster lying again. He always does this. Brings up some ancient topic, and twists things around. Quite similar to Trish. One might think they're the same person. But it's not impossible for more than one person to be a catty bitch.
>>583827980Its a full body tackle from a wolf the size of a minivan, not just a bite
>>583827980Literally just don't panic roll. The move is slow enough where you can roll on reaction without much problem.https://streamable.com/c1ylfq
>>583828342Pfft. That little lunge is a tackle? Bigger enemies have moved faster for no damage.
>>583827783*squeak*
>>583828283you call it ancient but you still believe horse stomp is unfair so it's still relevant
>>583827567Kino responsible cutie>>583827976Lame irresponsible inferior animal
>>583826259So true!
>>583827682yeah they are. thats why god made soap
>>583828625>calling other men cutiegay
>>583828376Meant for>>583827760I'll check the bite hitbox later.
>>583828506It is still unfair. I just learned how to avoid it by playing the "no fun allowed" way, where I just tap R1, wait, dodge, tap R1, wait, dodge, tap R1. Repeat until the fight is over.But there are still instances, where Fulghor can being his stomp at the same time that you press R1, and he'll catch you.
>>583826259>>583828640greasy…
>>583828845you can fit a greatsword 2H CR2 between the stomps, if he catches you while doing R1s then you're just not paying attention
>>583829069ok, now you're just talking crazy to see how much you can get away with before someone other than me calls you out on your bullshit.
we all need a greasy gf
>>583829272do I need to post video proof?
>>583816771looks comfy + is your chicken any special seasoning? it looks yummy and I like to put black pepper into the ketchup which I recommend
>>583829326Food for thought
>>583829343Abso-fucking-lutely. Because that claims is absurd. A CHARGED greatsword R2 in between stomps? Come on.
>>583829536https://streamable.com/ai3yx5
>>583828828It was addressed to the image being posted
>>583826259useless manfailure
>>583829835Bodied that freak maggot
Why can mestinx in DS3 just blatantly cheat? This is the third guy I've invaded today that just takes 0 damage. I killed two blues he summoned and just stunlocked him with caestus for 5 minutes straight.Can I just play online with CE open and lock my HP at full?
>>583829942I hate you.
>>583830551forgot to attach the file
>>583828283crazy delusions
>>583827980I tested the move and it can only hit you from the side if you're blocking. I don't know if you can see the hitbox clearly but it will not connect unless you're blocking while being in a very specific position. In other words, it's very hard to get hit by it in such a way.https://streamable.com/rnxukb
>>583829669Welp... I guess charged greatsword R2s are faster than I realized.Still, as I said. the "gotcha", is when he begins his stomp at the same time that you press R1. Because it's one of those "they can come out at any time" attacks, there are instances where you think there is an opening, but there actually isn't, because he begins his attack at the same exact time that you begin yours.
>>583830898What kind of nonsense is that? Attacks that only detect while the player is blocking? The fuck???
>>583831242all attacks are "come out at any time" attacks doe
>>583831427It may have something to do with the blocking hurtbox. You could probably look into DSAnimStudio and check for yourself.
do I burn myself or should I let Melina do it
>>583831847chaos!! oooo
>>583831454Yes, but also no. If an enemy takes a stance before certain attacks, then the stance telegraphs what's coming. Typically such stances linger long enough for the player to finish their previous action, assuming that previous action isn't *too* slow.Then there are fast actions that don't harm the player. Like when dreglings shove you. It's an immediate blow that cancels your last action without dealing damage.>>583831632>You could probably look into DSAnimStudio and check for yourself.No thanks. I don't bury myself in data as a coping mechanism. I just call the game lame. It's not my duty to figure out why the game sucks.
>>583832028It's hardly an issue. I only made the suggestion incase you were interested in looking at the frame data.
>>583831969i wont do the ending tho im not a nihilistic commiecuck
>>583831969ok>>583832610you're not me
>>583794091so, how's dark sovls remastered online? dead?I only now realized they killed PTDE online ;_;
>>583832725https://steamdb.info/app/570940/It's likely in a similar spot for PS/XBOX. For the Switch I have no idea.
>>583832725Shan't be answering your question tranime porn addict
>>583832725we still play that game
>>583833040>get poop on by some birds>porn>?????
poop addict
>>583832725Shall be answering your question aryanime eros conossieur
>>583832704what? why are you pretending to be me? weirdo
>>583832610heal the frenzy flame so melina chuds out over nothing and has to seek employment
we are the ergiechuds hear us shout
It's time to tie some loose ends up, also I'm gonna use the Hand of Malenia for a while
Idk why we have to invade him
>>583835083Because invasions used to be integral to fromsoft titles but they cut it out of ER to appeal to double digit iq fast food eating games of thrones watchers(their new customer base)
>>583835226Do all invaders behave like Varré?
You now remember when everybody thought Mohg was a degenerate kidnapper and Miquella a poor victim
>>583834093based
Modied that break faggot
You now also remember that there is a specific physics tear for this fight that no one uses anymore
>>583834093I like to let Melina burn herself and then take the frenzy flame
>>583836156> tear for this fight that no one uses anymoreum actually...
i just realized that not only did i miss some gestures but i also killed mohg before the white masks. i have to remake my twink.
>>583836156Nah I still use itVery limited options for damaging tears if you're going all physical anyway
>>583836158toddkino
>>583836453aaaaahahahahahaha
Any queuers in chat?
>>583836453Hahahhahahaha
>>583836438>>583836547I'd rather just heal thrice but oh wel...>>583836453HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>583832610>>583833408>>583834093we say this
White masks and recusants are very pathetic overall, redsisters you have a lot to explain
>>583836960>>583836951why do you fags want to copy me ugh, ugh! winning all the time, it is true, does carry a weight of consequences
>>583837312its a shame there isn't a madness themed invasion faction or something like the mound makers from ds3
I don't get it
>>583837494god I wish>>583837580unc saw a happily married woman and said "I can fix her"
>>583837740Patches was trying to bang her right after her husband/lord died? Not the best person to keep around
>>583835582I also remember Mohglester and Miquella the Unalloyed before the retcon
>>583837961What retcon?
>>583837954it's only implied, but I mean… in his own words he just wanted her to be her old self again
>>583837954cool swords
>>583837961in retrospect the title of unalloyed might have been yet another hypocritical honorific meant to mislead the populace >>583838183Im so fucking good at jumping down this place Im like a schizofrenzy mario bros
>>583838159The whole "we're going to drop Miquella's motivations as a character, and he had a relationship with radahn by the way lol"
>>583838402Radahn is a jobber. Unlike malenia
>>583838315Quiet freak
>>583837954>the ergoyim are discovering the jumping exploit
>>583838596are you really going to be giving chode energy chudding out over being reminded of your subpar platforming skills? I feel so sad for you, I would cook you a soup stew
>>583838596Quiet freak I'm a quiet freak
we are the quiet maggot freaks hear us shout
>>583838937Stop posting in lowercase NOW
>>583838173It does feel a bit off-character for some reason>>583838178It's my first time using duo katanas and it is broken af>>583838315I'm also good but the game tends to scam me from time to time
>>583839091uh no I'm sorry that your scare campaign backfired but I can still type however I want it seems, if anything you are encouraging me more with your reaction obviously, is it not obvious to you? poor thing I would bring you a soup stew to a bedside
we are the brown retards hear us shart
>>583839245Shh
>>583838937i'll goomba stomp you moid
We endorse this
>>583839345Keep us posted t*rrcucka
Hello! Are we storing that nectar?
>>583839345Keep us posted d*vilcucka
I'm storing that poop
who is the poop poster
The perilous poop poster
Steam corrupts half of the clips I take. Here's the latest bullshit:https://streamable.com/m6no3fhttps://streamable.com/fzj6nchttps://streamable.com/bmqtmwhttps://streamable.com/3mcmoghttps://streamable.com/zz50l0And an oddity: https://streamable.com/ny85kp
>>583840149I thought you uninstalled?no good player would blame the game as much as you do
>>583839557vax them all
>>583840450My clips speak for themselves.
>>583839557>thinks there needs to be a "cure" for the truth
>>583840575>open the first clip>dodging wrongnot going to bother with the rest
>>583840575They do but not in the way that you think
>>583840149>fire waveYour first mistake was rolling left and not right, the fire wave is literally designed to catch you because its more delayed than the chain sword swing.>sleight of headThe leftmost head bit you first before the rest of the attack. What's the confusion here? This is also another mistake on your part. Why are you standing in its face for that attack as if you're going to roll it? It's a frame trap. Meaning you have to space it or run away.>>583840575They show you making mistakes so far.
I'm yet to see FromSoftware make an interesting giant bossfight
>>583841425try doing it without crutches
I'm yet to see an interesting webm from you
>>583841425Did you forget about Dragon God?
>>583841496The JARWAFFEN is family
>>583841578I meant giant the race, not giant the very big enemy>>583831969>>583834093Doing this
>>583841802>Chose the path to the truthexcellent
>>583841851The truth hurts a lot, I guess
>>583842316Yeah, Melina's threats are completely toothless. You've literally inherited the power to completely circumnavigate the very concepts of both life and death and undermine them. She cannot do shit to the real manifestation of Frenzy.
>>583842460she's just being an average ex
>>583841425this one is good with the horse, short of adding storm ruler anything else would be like a boss climbing or similar gimmick
Updating my fashion now that the game forced me to undress and left bruises on me>>583842460Why does she wants to wait until you're the Lord of the Frenzied Flame? Wouldn't it be better for her to just invade us right after we're touched by the Three Fingers?
I meant to reply to the one you replied, just saying so everyone is on the same page
>>583842725Because she can't do either.
>>583840149>https://streamable.com/m6no3f>https://streamable.com/fzj6nc>https://streamable.com/bmqtmw>https://streamable.com/3mcmogWatch at half speed. It's like I'm watching DS2 hitbox videos all over again because people are too stupid to go frame by frame.>https://streamable.com/zz50l0That's part of his attack chain. The game is punishing you for getting greedy. Get better at sticking to his left.>https://streamable.com/ny85kpThat's the magic rain dealing stance damage to him.
>>583842316*Dagger R2*>>583842460frenzycucks are so lame and delulu...she just needs a Destined Death dagger, and you're fucked. MIDra was more than manageable.
>angry redcel post>>583835226
>>583835226>Calm redbull truke
Beasts all over the shop...
>>583839345Keep us posted m*shcucka
The Rapedra
>>583843512love them!
Please rise for the /erg/ national anthem!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttzijna8mgQ
That's enough for today, I suppose the schedule for next session will be all of Farum Azula until Maliketh. The end is near...
I don't understand the clipped foot complaint.>be IRL>get stabbed in the foot>can't walk>die>Be in Dark Souls>get stabbed in the foot>take the whole attack and just walk it off>liveWhy do people get the idea that getting clipped in the foot should somehow be more forgiving than getting hit in the chest?>>583843948Wrong.https://youtu.be/JuVpoqLup58
>>583838479she jobs to us albeit >>583839527that’s not a moid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds
>>583843948ts fire cuh
>>583840738I dodged the dog, but Fromsoft said "you know what? He has a fire aura too. So you have to dodge that as well. And you know what I did? I dodged the fire aura too. If you look closely, the first set of swirls don't even touch me. But then Fromsoft said "You know what? There's a second wave of fire aura that's even BIGGER". And I got hit by that.It's delay garbage. Making the player flinch by an imposing motion, and then attacking after they flinch.Earlier when I posted the red wolf of radagon's broken hitbox, someone said that it's a full body tackle. And so now you have two different rules.With Red Wolf, the rule is avoid the actual body of the wolf lunging at you.With Gladius, the rule is ignore the body of the wolf lunging at you, and iframe through the delayed fire aura.>>583841158>Your first mistake was rolling left and not right, the fire wave is literally designed to catch you because its more delayed than the chain sword swing.Irrelevant, because I wasn't touching the fire.>The leftmost head bit you first before the rest of the attackRight, but it's a trick, because the left most head is the least extended. The other two heads extend further, which catches your eyes as a diversion. Hence why I called it "sleight of head." Get it? Like sleight of hand?I get the attack, but I don't like it.
>>583845746>you have to dodge two mechanically and visually different attacks differently>this is breaking the rulescreasclown is the whole circus
>>583842993>That's part of his attack chain. The game is punishing you for getting greedy.The instant hammer can come out at various times. I can't say I know exactly when it is. But it doesn't always follow up there, and it doesn't always follow the shield stab. The attack is just a "gotcha". Whenever you're exploiting openings, that attack is meant to close the opening in an instant.
>>583838972>>583839070>>583839345>>583839758>>583839850>>583840035>>583840148You forgot the funny
>>583845746You don't ignore the body, you have to avoid both, but delay your iframe for the delayed followup. You can also just sprint sideways.
eldensisters...
>>583848319did you go outside to breathe in fresh air and move around for at least 88 minutes?
>>583848692cumulatively by sundown for sure
This whole fight was bad. The game was out to get me. I never even seen the Revenant do that running wraith spawning attack before.https://streamable.com/qymvmtThe enemy is simply too fast. Sorry, but it just is. There's no room to breathe or think. It's constant pressurepressurepressure.Every time I think I have an opening, it's not an opening. Every time I'm too afraid to attack, it's an opening.It goes 1, 2, sometimes 3.That 3 can be a backstep though, or teleportation. You dare to attack during the 3? Well get teleported on nerd, counterattacked. Well then the 3 is unsafe to attack on then, so when can I attack? I just have to dodge a string of 20 attacks until it finally decides to spit poison or conjure wraiths? Is that it?
oh yeah we are the uninstallers watch us play again oh yeah yeah
I dont know what I'm doing when I fight royal revanentI just roll to the left on every attack and when I see it do its super obvious belly slam combo ender I get in a big attack, i don't even know the difference between the 2 explosion thingies i just run away every timeworks for me honestly
If you don't want to install the arena mod then at least fight stuff in elden ring where you can infinitely respawn stuff by a grace or purposely die and instantly refight them again
>>583848692Why specifically 88? Nazi dogwhistle much?
>>583849536>>583848982how do you guys not notice that it rears up and flails at the air for the explosion and kneels with its head down for the power up?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/583439559/#q583498140I'm back after I took this maggot with me. Just so you know, it's not just about my character vs. theirs. It's about countering interracial cuck spam, which is what they were doing. I won't go out of my way to do that again, but I simply won't stand it either. I did my part.>>583672687>>583787447>Look at the example given, not even me>never shit-talked 3bar doll or anyone that I've not had any issues with. Tide mentioned, despite not even being in the clip/post.>every post I don't like it my boogeymanMultiple people got banned during that thread, but you knew that already, and in true, lowercasejeet-fashion, you decided to be a slimy cunt about it. Not happening.>>583784656Correct. I'm curious who >>583472064 and >>583471613 are and why they got caught? Perhaps one of them execuck spammer?
>>583836813i was kinda looking for a reason to do it again with my knowledge from the first one
>>583850061
>>583850115crushes you*
>>583849663how does that have anything to do with nazis? make it 90 minutes then >>583848760genuinely glad to hear that because I'm choosing to believe it's true!
>>583850113>boss knowledge>look inside>square off spam
>>58385020188 is a nazi number, you live under a rock or somethin
>>583850061>t. the raped
>born in 88fuck
>>583850201its not that obscure. look it up
>>583850061>t. the rapist
>>583850061>desperate threadshitter damage control after getting exposedYep it's kino time
holy unc
>>583850789That's a good thing thoughbeit.
>>583850789oldslut
>>583850897>No rebuttal, just mantras from therapedKino indeed.
>>583850061Imagine telling your real life friends what you do in your spare time and you hit them with "oh yeah i counter interracial cuck spam on an anonymous image board by spamming my own fetish"Literally find anything better to do dude
>>583850789older than my dad award
>debate my schizo poopdick obsession kinography
>>583851118how old are you lmao
>>583851094these days that is honestly pretty cultured activities going by the standard
>already onto the non-reply admission of defeat That's what I thought, shittercuck.
The non reply admission of defeat?! Masaka....
mindbroken by terr award
>>583851252old enough to not let you trick me into getting banned, because I'm totally old enough to comply by the rules of course so don't waste your time reporting me
>>583851645
>>583851094>fetish>White man x white woman/female characterThat's not a fetish, that's the standard.
>>583851708N
mighty terr
>deviljeet comes back from ban>immediately starts shitting up the threadNo different from his boyfriend terrjeet I guess
>40 years old>still a brony and likes tranimepedoslopEmbarrassing.
is that husbandjeet?
ergiejeet general
mindbroke t*err award*
>>583852001>40>still a bronyThat's the age group of bronies in 2026
i am a veteran brony
>>583851861they would be like the matt stone and trey parker of garbageposts I wish terr was real so bad
they still think I'm a brony kekI don't even watch anime.
^bronycow damage control
>>583852151tell me the colours of your favorite one or I'm calling out stolen valor
>>583852293rarity bitch
>>583850301i might need a few more playthroughs to clock margit
If this screenshot of Elden Ring leaked before the game came out, what do you think /v/ would speculate?
>>583852843Type B
GODlaire owns you faggot
>>583852370yeah unc chooce the unty
>>583852843They'd just be shitposting about how it's just Gael's arena copy-pasted and something something Pirates.
>>583794091That's cute. What the fuck is it? I don't remember this in Elden Ring>t. Catalog Tourist
>>583849812I actually just noticed it that game. You can see me get a lick in near the 1:30 mark when it kneels down. That was intentional.
Any queuers or just queers?
>>583853304that's avenger
>>583853304did you hear? they made another elden ring, she is from the newest elden ring
>>583853406I don't know what I expected. I have no idea what that means.>>583853489What?
>>583853589Well, since you're here... Let me help you out. There are actually two Elden Rings. One's up above, in the Game of the Year echelons. The other is far, far below, in the leftovers at the dregs of PvE. 100% them both, and something happens... Brilliant, right?
>>583853589New elden ring
XBOTS IN THE HOUUUSSE TONIGHT
>>583853405are you taking perma d2 players that are bad and not good?
>>583849442Since the cat is out of the bag, I might as well come clean. I only uninstalled for about a week.(who's counting?) I've continued my solo grind, and collected a whole lot more clips of the game's bullshit. Maybe I'll post them all one day. But it's a lot.
>>583853589https://eldenringnightreign.wiki.fextralife.com/Revenant>Doll of the daughter of an aristocratic family that faced ruin. On a fateful night, her soul took possession of the doll's body, and she swore to avenge her disgraced lineage. While steeped in faith, her other attributes develop at only a modest pace. Plays a supportive role in combat by summoning and manipulating spirits, which have the potential to overwhelm enemies.
>>583852401>>583842316post your type B's face
>>583854005just queue man nobody cares at this stage youre being a nervous nelly over nothing
>>583853405whos asking chud
>>583853951welcome back slut
>>583854005only if you stream it
>>583854104I see. She's cute and deadly. That is all.
>could get D2anon and creasy for Red Balancers or ED Libra
now I must play avenger
>>583849663>>583850689Don’t make her sound so cool and reasonable she’s neither of those things
>>583854554you could get d2 anon, sludge on caster guardian, and/or shitsy trolling with gaols
>>583854554just add sludge for the ultimate godtier trio
>>583854196your bull
>>583854192ok I will, and you're completely right yet I still feel a moral obligation to warn you >>583854257teach me how to do that in one succinct and legible jpg and I wil
>>583854787install obs, login to twitch in settings, add nightreign as game capture, press start streaming
Everybody is SLEEPING On The Archer Build
>>583854872I did that once and tried to record ingame video and the footage was super choppy
>>583854954try 720p streaming and 3500kbps. if it still doesnt work you're on a potato
>>583854905Dolores...
>>583854624Nazis fought one war and lost stfu larper
>>583855074Seluvis...
>>583855126Communism lost.
>>583855126OH NO NO NO NAZIJEETXISTERS...THE NARRATIVE....
^ Trying too hard
>^ Trying too hard
I cant lie to you guys these posts suck ass
kek
>>583855915we only talk about the game when blogjeet is posting xhis 'ebms
>>583856069why did you kill D
>>583856287he Dserved it
>>583856069Honestly, I was half expecting him to throw his sword through the tree and knock you off the cliff.
>>583854787So, are you going to do it?
>>583856447yeah Im already queued and while waiting Im seeing about this twitch obs stuff as well
>>583850061>>583850115>>583851787>>583851808>>583852118>>583851273Reasonable and valid.
>>583856381
>>583856545Thanks for the self fellating mass reply spam post deviltroon
^ Truke
>>583855126>trishtroon seethecinema
>>583856287There's no reason not to. You get his armor early and don't miss anything.
>>583856762you miss his charm and smile
>>583856069>this is why he gives the gravity stone bearingBravo mike
>>583854624I'm actually so cool and reasonable
sluts
yurmies
'zuk ring
>>583856628Not that specific conqueror of yours, sorry.
>more random tirrcucka babbleoh goodie
somehow, dragonirian returned
well this queue turned out completely dead but Im still going to mess around with this obs
>>583858378Yup. Erg is dead
Top 5 erg sluts?
>>583859438terr
>>583855064what do I do if my stream has a crazy echo effect and it's definitely not a microphone feedback issue?
>>583859438cupcaketrishxbox slutasuna slutge
>>583859715also dagron and phoebe
So many erg girls...
>>583859676You're probably capturing desktop audio
>>583850061I think it’s possible one of them randomly joined in just to shitpost but the majority of it was definitely done by one person (the usual suspect)
>>583853951oh hey you finally found one
Ggs Dreg>>583858378You just missed a Dreg run. If you're actually D2 then I presume it prioritized 3 of us in D5. Try again now I'm off.
>>583860010cool I think I got it thanks anon>>583860218I left queue for a bit but Im back in now so we'll see
>>583860486post twitch?
you're beautiful, it's true
>>583859715who is asuna>>583859854who is dagron and phoebe
>>583860742I will if I get in a match
>>583860750new fag
>>583861089Raped that maggot
>>583861089cheesy slut needs big completionist cock
>>583860742it's twitch dot tv slash issikio
Gg fucking ez
does millicent not invade the swamp if i helped her? thats 5 sacremental buds...
live now https://www.twitch.tv/issikio
>>583861393based and thanks
busy right now sorry ergie
>nightreignnot gonna watch>>583861089stream your 'through
>implying a playthrough of the 4-year-old open world slop game is more entertaining than the potential Disasterkinoreign
>new erg girl revenant queen inboundwe are so blessed
new ergawd
Hitless.
>>583862127based mush hooking another erg girl
>>583862186Don't talk about yourself pathetic threadpaki.
>hovers over affinity damage + full hp purple>clicks 20k runes instead
>>583862184well done king
>>583862381she said shes d2 and bad dont make fun of her
MushLord ThreadAryan
>>583862421ok, sorry. good girl rev
>>583862127He just keeps embarrassing himself
sovlful celebrants cleaver revenant
this is so interesting to watch. i wish i could go back in time and look at some of my first matches
everyone's queuing erg tonite
I'm queued on erg hurry up
get your queues up ponies
bluds name is poopoodoodoo
I Must Parry + Poopoodoodoo + animelover lobby when
gg buggers!!
Shame it wasn't a hard NL that was a wipe waiting to happen
first rev I've ever seen who's allergic to using incants
>give dnaf to rev>she uses blood sorceriesWish I did not.
>>583864817cute, cute!!!
>>583864789I use good seals if I find them and I do have faith+ and madness+ relics after all
>>583864395I swear to god Im not even the poop poster my name predates that by at least a whole season
>>583865045we will kill you
>>583864395Who?
is mush actually real?
the ergielorax
>>583865623yeah why wouldn't I be
>>583866290that's so scary
>>583866379happy halloween
>>583865623Unfortunately
>>583866551happy early halloween to you too that's my husband and I's anniversary! we're going to vegas this year
>>583866643Was that you who just streamed?
>>583865058you had discus + BFritual, and 2 black orbs drop for you. im assuming you were running fire/incant/affi rev
>>583866261epicly chungus'd m'type b
>>583865623nah fakest neighbor fella ive ever met
+2 reed kat
>>583867120I did use the discus a whole lot on the bugs didn't I? I think most my relics are focused on faith and one has a +2 to lightning damage but I did change one relic to the more damage per night invaders one since it's tradition>>583866904yes I hope the echo issue wasn't there still
>>583867390good job slut
Never seen her blast the storm without jumping first. what a bunch of benchodly maggotshit
>>583867470+stats basically do nothing for you. its the +element and invader attack buffs. go watch a guide or something
>>583867710I missed the cancel too. I don't play ironeye into caligo, I did it too early.
>>583867825I walked back because I was expecting her to fly off and I also blasted my ult too late
>>583867470Audio was fine but you were indeed terrible, but that's what happens when you dont play the game and threadshit 24/7 instead
poodoodoo, your DoN relics make me want to kill myself :)
>>583867781watching guides and looking up stuff makes you lose your soul
>>583868014what's so bad about them?? Im trying to stack a bunch of faith+>>583868005I do play the game I have like 250 hours of fun-having in reign alone
>>583859715>xbox slutwow, just wow this is who you're talking to when you say mean thingsthis is who you're hurting
>>583868021devastating TRUTH NUKE right here, let's abandon this gennie and create another one from the scratch
>>583868157faith does nothing. because its adding one tiny level to your stats. in every single fromsoft game, one single stat does barely anything let alone when you're above the softcapthe % based bonuses are what actually give you damageNot that it matter, you were using fucking celebrants axe and thorn sorceries 99% of that pests match. You genuinely have no idea how to play the game. Absolutely 0 clue.
>>583868274Please understand husbandspammer has a stunning and VALID 250 hours in the routable hold afk'd!
>>583868157>what's so bad about them?Everything, there is not a single good line. The only line that does something is reduced FP consumption. Rest is basically useless except Holy +4 but even that is not really helping if you don't get the right incant.Just stick to incant/affinity+2, keep it simple. Your normal relics are good.
>>583868367I mean if they have fun just running around limveil contributing less than nothing to every run that's fair. I remember when I was a kid I also had fun driving around in open world games like midtown madness or kirby air ride even in free ride mode where there was nothing to do.
as someone who nervously avoided playing with erg until i felt comfortable with my skill level (and im still bad) huge respect to this absolute turd of a poodoo for just ripping the bandaid off also nice carry brony/zig
>>583868005i didn't know checking the seal table at a great church was something you don't learn until hour 251 huh dang
>>583868679Those fucking sexy sissies always running red balancer skill atk
>>583868274I used the celebrants because I have always liked the R2 since elden ring and it's fun and very satisfying hacking away at things with it, the crowds that bow to the Metas may cringe, but I feel satisfiedbesides I thought it doesn't really matter what you use through days 1 and 2 and I still ended up with a bunch of fire stuff to use against gnosterr so idk what the issue is, one thing I will admit though I was dying embarrassingly to the dragonkin but in my defense at that point in time was when my dog took a huge indoor poop which I was tasked with cleaning
>>583868679I did not carry at all, zig did.I was basically playing without negation and on moth duty for some reason. If I kept damage negation at full it would have been a different story.
What is she obsessed with poop
>>583868853You both got raped. You just happened to get more raped.
>>583868853the rev took the charge talisman instead of ritual shield at castle and then skipped the purple full hp negation at the evergaol
>>583868859no not at all I swear to god Im not the poop poster the name poodoodoo is a reference to a sudowoodo l got from my husband when he showed me pokemon for the first time because it was supposed to be an egg for a more cute pokemon but his plan didn't work and I ended up with a fugly stone tree accidentally and so I named it just what it was good for, it actually has nothing to do with fecal matter that is so gross
guys the name is clearly a red herring and this poodoo person is actually the ant poster
>250 hours>achievement sound when they finished the crater
>>583869030how am I supposed to think and make a delicate such choice when you guys move fast like there are ants in the pants
the ergiesaurs rawr
>>583868209slag
>>583869257oh that was because this is a family share account >>583869145no I wish I could understand the true power behind the ant poster
>>583869257oh no no no husbandjeetas... the narrative...
>>583868209STR/FTHmissionary only
>>583868679it wasn't even the first time I played here, it's always funny
>>583869592Why 1/3?
>>583869572my body is ready
>>583868508kirby air ride city mode is so good
dustina salvare bronylaire hop on erg
>threadshitting mailorderjeet is terrible color me shocked
>>583869948why are type Bs so slutty
>>583870053this has been public knowledge
still 1/3?
>>583870390nyo we in a run
i want a husband
we should all be nice to each other like how mush is with girls
Shes also in the discord server under another weeb name but hasn't posted other than to get verified and spy. So weird and lame.
>>583870538Top 5 nicest and most cheerful erg posters?
>>583870561oh yeah that's true I forgot about that lol I honestly was just curious to see if it was the old erg discord or not but yeah I don't intend to support thread discords and neither should you
>>583870736>>583869457ergiesaur anon
Another close call.This is what I mean when I say the boss is too hectic:Beams shooting at the same time. It's too much, too fast. What the fuck.https://streamable.com/l32vbyWater spawning on top of me, while two other things are happening, so it's just a mess.https://streamable.com/xg0k1kAlso, bonus clips form the previous expeditionhttps://streamable.com/ggp0z7https://streamable.com/m5quo0
btw it's not a weeb name it's clearly a genus of moths ugh
>>583870059too many type Bs and too little type As, the lands between is a very competitive environment for them
>>583870561>the discord serverfuck off you fucking troon, nobody here even knows that there's any "discord server" let alone THE discord server
You have two weeb names and are obsessed with poop*
>>583871243I see it all is already programming you interestingly
>>583871304Make us a lasagna
>>583871304>She reverts back to ESL-babble after being exposed and flustered.Interesting indeed.
>>583870736all the ones who don't post or talk at all
eeeeewwwwwwww this is why no one invites her to fcs anymore
>>583870915you can dodge the beams, you dont have to L2 them
Who are we schizoposting about now
>>5838709151. you can strafe the mini lazers so that's your fault2. you ran towards the boss while it was spawning the wave, tried to greed a charge on the storm ruler while the boss was still attacking and the boss hit the arena wall so it's your fault again3. cute4. lack of spacial awareness so your fault again
>>583870915>last clip>gets greedy with a 3rd CR2 >gets punished for it >terrible camera management, so gets a glintstone up his ass for his troubledeserved.
>groomed>poop fetish>bad at games >threadshits with diarrhea all day>off topic blog posts and voice attention postshusband troon is so lame and raped we should all block her
>>583871809terrible stamina management too since it put him into negative
>>583865623according to >>583862423 he might be>>583864575wtf
Im in a run with snuffles rn
>>583871907I just did
>>583871948Didn't ask+your gay
>>583871948Be in a run with me
>>583871948You should be going to sleep my Amazon parcel isn't going to deliver itself tomorrow morning
>>583871907>>583872025>seething samefag
>>583871948who's snuffles
>>583872240hmmmm no
Im just so powerful
peediddy
>>583872193Maybe if he was a neet he'd be better at video games
>>583872272only real ball knowers no snuffles
>>583871948stream?
>>583872103his gay what
>>583872608penis
>>583871948Cute>>583872193I thought he was a office worker
>>583872764that would be much cooler and aspirational for all of us queer loser neets
owned that dog
>>583871948big if true
gg real ironeyes dont use bows or never get any purple/red bows from drops for an entire run what the actual fuck
>>583871948I think you should kill yourself.
4 phantoms in a row even doe i was the host>>583873121I swear I saw 2 Adulas moonblades and 4 different staves with carian slicer. game really wanted me to play carian sorcs.
>>583871336you're getting one day blinding stew
>>583873301you are too good for the game
>>583872103>>583872193>>583873130>>583872490Destroyed that pedotroon, well done.
>>583856736Not your rapist/god/master sorry
>>583871907>calm organic posts
>>583874169what the fuck?
>>583873957damn right because I’m yours don’t ever forget that pendejo
>>583868021Depends on the game, really.>>583871498I don’t think those count as posters then.
>>583874298aww that sounded kind of romantic
>>583874298...And other raped fantasies to tell yourself
>>583874169genuinely why did you post this
>>583874840… and other concessions to submit to your conqueror
>>583872608“…”
the sissies are in-fighthing
can you guys just keep this weird shit in discord or somethingI just want to talk about Elden Ring
>>583874298>>583874518
I'm so good at this game. New difficulty level when?
>>583875217do you like moonveil
>>583875286nah
>>583875228>>583875026>>583874298>>583875026>t. the raped
>>583875217that rot dragon from caelid really sucks I hate him
>>583875372>t. the projecting
>>583872103 >>583872193 >>583873130 >>583872490 Failed to destroy that hebehetero, terrible work.
>>583871717>1. you can strafe the mini lazers so that's your fault"strafe" how?Also, the mini beams are coming at me faster than I register what's even happening. When it's just the mini beams alone, I can dodge them just fine. But when it combines attacks, I'm still processing the order of attacks while the beams are already blasting my face.>2. you ran towards the boss while it was spawning the wave,I didn't know it was spawning the wave. How am I supposed to know?>tried to greed a charge on the storm ruler while the boss was still attackingI'm not even registering that the wave is on top of me. I was focused on the mini beams, and trying to hit them. And it wasn't a charge. I was trying to finish off the last 3 orbs quickly.>4. lack of spacial awareness so your fault againA little bit, but I'm still annoyed.>>583871809Wasn't greedy. I learned in a previous expedition that 3 charged attacks with my greatsword can stance break the demi human queen. So it was a calculated risk.
>>583875376me too, what should we do about him?
>>583875171erg sluts get very uppity without a type A to handle them
>>583875484>raped damage control
>>583875319why not
>>583858243he's in his post rape mantras cut him some slack
>>583875653not a weeb
>>583875228Cute…
>>583875595idk about you but I always have someone to help me best him because yeah I'm not dealing with that alone nu-uh
>>583875640>self narration has begun
>>583875263Bad news bud
>>583875796taking down dragons with the coopers is always good fun
>>583875559It was textbook greed. You should have let stamina refill and then done the 3rd CR2 behind the queen, and that way you wouldn't have gotten grabbed.
almost kept my izzat sense rip gg
>>583876003pest raid is so stupid i finished with like 600k extra runes
>>583876114I forgot to check libra even doe someone pinged it
>>583873825trvke
gg big fishI think I'm adding raptors talons to my list of "dex weapons you can get away with using without the dex relic" for undertaker. The cr2 is just so strong + charge attack effects on top.
>>583876249gamer sex
>>583875559>It's the game's fault I can't register 2 very slow attacks happening in an order>It's the game's fault I don't know the boss' moveset or tells after 6 months of playing >It's the game's fault that it won't let me keep attacking the enemy without it attacking back>I was completely in the wrong but I'm still annoyedI'm surprised you manage to get out of starter camps by yourself.
>>583876003>>583876251-rep-1 tier in the tier listshifty would have kept his 67
boutta finna embarrass myself with my wylder enjoy
>>583823878ate that fat loser faggot alive
>>583876514BACK THE FUCK OFF?!??!
>>583876641Why do you make replies like this in response to posts that over 10 hours old?
>>583876750It will forever remain a mystery...
>>583876750paid to shitpost in the thread, it is about time when browns are at work
^^^ cope of the raped cuckjeet
>>583872893I would think so too
>>583876514what was the point of this
>>583876585Shiftygriefer can't do this
>>583876796>>583876885For some reason, it just really rubs me the wrong way. "Clocked that freak" like he's some sort of bully's gay sidekick from a 1950s movie.
>>583877092I was hazily thinking of a good description but yeah that's a fitting analogue. Btw, *ahem*, Wrecked that fool!
>>583876750you have me confused with someone else but regardless posts don't magically disappear after a set amount of time i call it like it is and keep it real that's all
>>583877092Everything rubs you the wrong way greasy
>>583877080so cool
>>583876969Lonely poster, but probably still thinking about sucking cocks as usual...
>>583877735true
^ husbandtroon wishful thinking projection
>>583876514I look like this
>>583876514>i turned myself into a pickled turtle neck, Morgy.
>>583872193Do you want elf to be delivered in an amazon parcel?
>>583870915Not sure if you're a new player but when you fight Everdark Augur Maris, envision an invincibility bubble around you whenever you use the L2 (charge or uncharged)It protects you from the bubbles and orb lasers
>>583878117it works against the orb lasers? what about the ground explosion caused by the laser?
>>583878202No just the 2 attacks I mentioned
>>583877080>the c tiers are fighting
>>583877897i'd still love you
i fear the co-opers have all gone to dragons dogma, i haven't been getting many invasions all night
2/3
gg hotcolddragonused my ult too early there
>>5838788833/3
>>583878961Bodied that freak
>>583876452>I'm surprised you manage to get out of starter camps by yourself.About that...
>>583879190Bodied that freak
Freaked that body
>>583869457>>583851816>>583858065>>583858138>>583869457>>583866146why do you do this we need to fix you badly
>>583878672T-…thanks :)
>>583879401PRAISE THE BUM!!
>>583874304then no one everyone here is an asshole
goodnight, /erg/
Its afternoon idiot
>>583879746good night
It's morning benchod
>>583879746fuck u nigga
good morning almost noon hope you had a good brunch
11pm in Atlantis
sixth world self report
So, what timezones do Siofra River, Ainsel River and Deeproot Depths run on?
>>583879746Sleep well buddy
>>583880338You really tucked him in good
post rare items
phenomenally comfy run gg
What do you mean giga horse big nuke is 2 hits????
gg gigahorse I took a sip and I was at full health
>>583877883why are you still thinking about me I was playing racing games and eating tacos
>>583880971Artificial difficulty. They make it two hits in order to punch through full hp negations.
>>583880971Only if you get hit by the arrow?
>>583879190Some clips from the last two games.Very questionable timing and hitboxes from the bears.https://streamable.com/mr2cq4https://streamable.com/5frw5whttps://streamable.com/opxm7ehttps://streamable.com/mzoiqgStupid Lion nonsense.https://streamable.com/xkvv3ahttps://streamable.com/qhaxkkhttps://streamable.com/99aefmNoble Presence is straight bullshit.
>>583881338>>583880971you got hit by the arrow
>>583881062cry little incel
>>583881493kek
>>583813029>>583776961
>>583879638Ouch...
>>583881062why are you still here husband troon you don't even play
>>583881493Mogged that execuck, well done
>>583880913At least your pic rel is a guaranteed drop
>>583881493i would have deflected that
>last 5 minutes of shift>some fat bitch went off at me because someone else charged her 45c more for icecream I don't even feel like playing elden ring tonight anymore. Being a wagie sucks.
>>583881883what are you talking about I was literally playing with you people earlier and lovestreamed it for the world to see>>583881498wtf I literally have sex
>>583882193you should have got better ice cream for yourself to eat while she tired herself out talking is what I would have wanted to do
I'm nice
>>583882428you don't have to be to those who won't be nice to you
we're the niceyogurts
>>583882509I'm not, but to people who I know nothing about, I default to being nice unless they give me a reason otherwise
we are the frozen yogurts
>>583882509This is why everyone is mean to you
>>583816464>>583815418>>583815106>>583814234Everyone with common sense and functioning testosterone is saying this.
>>583882342>>583881062fooling no one
>>583882342>>583881062fooling everyone
Raped maggot jeet
>>583855794i look like this and do this
new>>583883095>>583883095
>>583882428From now on I'm going to be nice
>>583883303Thanks genius god gamer
>>583883303That's on you, uppitiy troon shitter
>>583882814with a place like this? Im ok with that
>>583883774get pooped on
>>583883303thanks
>>583883303Why are you not sleeping
>>583882587no it's a meanerg era
>>583877201>>583877092Don’t talk to yourself that’s really embarrassing. Also that post didn’t even say that you weirdo, you really think it’s one guy behind every post you don’t like don’t you lmao
>no doublehmmmm……
>>583809337The latter likes to talk about himself *a lot*
>>583883303We believe in youGood luck :)
>>583883872>>583884330>>583882932>>583882939>>583879403>>583875721shut it reterrd
>>583883872schizo
>>583885567and unoriginally parroting, to boot
>>583885342They raped you get over it
>>583885567you lost
>>583886591if he could, he wouldn’t be ****
>>583882774>>583882587Shut it
>>583886591>>583886602>>583886734>>583886858shush terrmaggot
>>583800549>>583800935>>583800828>>583801226Funnier than it has any right to be.
>>583877080kek, try doing this>Shiftygriefer i've never griefed a game with erg
>>583887472>>583887503be quiet
>>583875372>the ultra raped
>>583858227sad attempt at damage control devilcuck
>>583875408>>583891914shut it terrcuck
>>583892117>end of thread post-rape whimperpathetic
>>583895089>describing what you're currently doingas expected
>>583889840>>583894813>>583895393Be quiet and don’t be so obvious
^^ hyper raped schizojeet cocksucker
^ actual raped projecting cocksucker
>>583808832>>583883030>>583886149>>583887338Same for you have some shame
>>583898791>>583898713
>>583898826dummy that makes no sense
