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>10 day thread>90% of it was bumping from page 10grim
when does the spooky event start???
>mfw subspace-senpai doesn't give me (You)s
>>583836801it started about 12 hours ago, didn't it?
>>583836801>>583837116The 13th next week.https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/events/2026/10/Hit the monthly button up top and it will show it.
>>583835848The game is litterally over it will only worsen as the months go byThis thread exists only as an endless maze to 2 retards
>>583837649Its just one retard seeking attention of the other.
the thread is for me to enjoy and learn and discuss the new game i have started when i have something to discuss with the occasional normal human that drops by
>>583839997choco sexo
vloxxvergence soon
>>583775082some of the deluxe editions make unbreakable tools relatively reasonable to get. if the upgrades ever go on sale its generally a good idea to get the ones that come with a set of tools, a character slot, and a complete makeover kit. if you don't give a shit about any of that though, then yeah gathering tools are still going to be a waste if you don't care for them.
>>583840757caramel but go off king
chococaramelhazelnut cream (white MHS)perfect combo
>>583835848buddy says he isnt seething but clearly felt pretty strongly about the medal lmfao
i pooped early so i can get to tequatl on time this time. i have clean socks on that just came out of the wash, not going to dirty them up immediately.
>>583845356you don't understand, he wins when the thread he wants to die gets bumped
>>583835848fitting for a dead subreddit for a dead reddit mobile tranny gacha
>>583850490this isn't TnL
>>583839997>dead troon 2>being played by normal humanskeklmao
>>583850602tnl is ironically far more alive than dead troon 2, somehow
>>583847105>he wins when the thread he wants to die gets bumped>tfw theres actual "win" conditionsi forgot trannies are unstoppable forces of nature according to the bump tranny. no wonder vloxx serves as the final boss of gw2
>>583850859then why has its thread been dead for months?
>>583850602>TnLis that the next gw2 miniexpac?its both funny and sad if the subspace schizo who is a disabled zogbot is beefing with other anons in different generals and consolidating everyone into one guy. like good fucking lord this guy could be the next chris chan if he wasnt so fucking lame
>>583850965Trannies are almost always terminally online. They almost always find that their transition surgery didn't make them happy, and so they lash out in the internet at low-hanging fruit to feel better about themselves.
>>583851054because people actually play it. unlike dead tranny mobile where the "people" who """play""" it just necrobump the dead subreddit on 4chan when it reaches page 10
>>583853890careful anon hes gonna do his trademarked "both me btw" post with a silly image attatched if anyone else gets involved in our squabble (but i guess youre me anyway according to him so its fine)
>>583853890>because people actually play it.2.5k isn't a lot, neither is 30k cross platform
>>583854242>2.5k isn't a lotdont tell Marathon's BLAST HAVERS™ that lmao
>>583835902The dream of AI that we'll never attain in our lifetime.
>>583854483uhhhh its SI now, luddite. dont deadname it
Are you telling me the guy who has been saging the thread for the past 2 weeks is a Chode and Lilpeepee player?
>>583854540What does SI stand for? I am bad with acronyms n shiet.
>>583854580>someone unironically saging a /vg/ thread this much or everwhat mental illness is this?
somebody really wants their (You) lol
come on all of you, log in and do dragon's stand...with mounts!
>>583856649>What does SI stand for?
>>583860343I'm rarted. Thanks.
>>583860343this administration is beyond satire retarded
>>583859720I might later, but not right now. Still trying to work on VoE stuff.
>>583854128finally, my own clone! now neither of us will be virgins!
>>583854580no, but every person i've ever known who has ever been a dead mobile tranny gacha player is now playing either pve & gear treadmill or once human or aion2fotm
>>583861132the onion wishes it could write anywhere near as retarded shit in its entire existence as what orange kikelover does on twitter every hour
>>583856649Staph Infection
>>583864124Once Human was fun for like 2 rounds, but then it got boring quick.
randomize wont give me any good outfits, i fucking hate my life dude
Lanterns are so fucking boring bros... I'm not gonna make it... go on without me... *dies*
>>583835848fpbp
>>583866124and yet for many guild tranny players that i personally know, it's less boring than current dead mobile tranny gacha 2, let that sink in
>>583869254>friends>less boring
>>583868052finally finished mine after a whole year. only one set though...
LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE ANTIQUARY SINCE VOE DROPPED. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR ANTIQUARY AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. LOVE. LOVE.
>>583874803calm down gharr leadclaw you sperg
>>583846858Hey, language!
>>583868052dedicate yourself to staring at a wall in a dark room for 20 hours each day for at least a month and both lanterns and core map completion will become rewards that you look forward to with great excitement.
>Specialized Elements: Reduced the empowered skill recharge reduction from 33% to 20% in PvE only.Lmao just rework this shit already it obviously fucks with the game too much.
>>583866832How big is your catalog of random gear unlocks?
>do serpent simulator>circle around>literally one block between my face and ass>suddenly gain one length for no reason>loseWhat bullshit.
>>583868052EoD or SotO Lanterns and which map?
>>583884753SotO, and I redownloaded blish to make it less annoying that the alt-tabbing hell it was the first two times I've done it.
>rifle mechanist, the most braindead of braindead builds gets inexplicably buffed>beguiling haze for whatever reason is taken behind the barn and gets shot dead, not worth its cost or even the peitha relic uptime anymoreWhy even do balance changes when they're so terrible at their job
>>583886331Yeah I get it. Amnytas is fucking terrible. I just use a character that hasn't completed it for the Gift. The other two I spammed on one character.
>>583887576it gets buffed, but the retards using it won't understand what got buffed and will continue to autoattack regardless
>>583887848but trying to get the normal map comp in inner nayos requires getting into the points of interest from the story and the eparch meta, no? fuck that, i did the lanterns 5 times for that map.
>>583899608>3 hourstalk about an emergency bump
>>583905386I'll take my reward thanks.
>>583907979youre welcome!
It would sure be a shame if somebody bumped the thread using pics of cute Charr right now...
power homosmith is so easy i cant believe some retards here said it was difficult
How rough is it to get people for Nightmare Court?
>>583929576You mean for dungeons?
>>583931345yeah
>>583931905It isn't that hard I think. You just need to do Twilight Arbor explorable 3 times to unlock it. Do you have tyrian exchange vouchers for the currency? because otherwise you'll have to spam dungeons for it.
oh no bump janny get the sock!
>>583929693that's not a femcharr
>log in>body decides its p-word time>log out>log back in>phone call>log out>log back in>forgot what i was going to do>log out
>>583949532>he can't enter penis time and game simultaneously
>>583951458>mobile gaymingEw.
>>583953805>not just using the mouse to play GW2 while fapping to mcharrs with the other handYou have much to learn grasshopper
holy fuck i hate eparch the retards playing this game just sit on the floor and expect to get carried
Okay I am done with Leysprings mastery farming for the day. 10 more and I is free.
>>583957980to be fair, i wasn't expecting to be carried. i was just on the floor because i was too busy typing slurs into chat to res
I don't like [CHYA]
>>583960770why
>>583960806they're too busy roleplaying as cacti to do the meta. they're like leeches but more annoying because they sit in chat
>>583961221I don't know if I've ever seen them leech, they just have a little cringey/harmless roleplaying routine they do leading up to the start of the meta and then they're playing normally.
[CHYA] is fine. They lead and actually do metas properly. Its the super secret guild [SHIT] that every shitter is in.
*giv u a dirty look*
>>583916684Cute charr, you say?
fun friday fact: if you go to page 10 of the catalogue and look at the timestamp of the last post and compare it to your current time, you can calculate when a thread reaches page 10 at that particular timeframe. sometimes its 40 minutes, sometimes its 60, and definitely if its anything greater than 2 hours. which is really handy for anons who dont have the thread up 24/7, unlike some of those that cant afford to :^)
I'm glad someone cares about that.
>>583973814im glad someones here to keep the thread bumped. i can count on you to never let it archive
>>583975117I'm glad you never stop thinking about your boyfriend lol
>>583975603street shittin, you say?
>he unironically has pictures of his boyfriend pissing
>>583976321stop romanticizing me, its gayand thats a-ok! gay rights are trans rights, and trans rights are human rights. im really proud of you, xarr.
>he unironically has a picture of the gf his boyfriend cucking him forLMAO
>>583976893>he unironically>he unironicallylooks like the disabled zogbot's frontal lobe has finally melted. niggas responding like a literal bot now.
>he unironically stops posting about his boyfriend this easilyThe absolute state of bottoms.
i wish there was an active /gw2g/-like community
>>583983448i dont think you properly comprehend your post. this IS the active /gw2g/ community; a schizophrenic furry who got disabled in his time in the military keeping the thread bumped by samefagging conversations with himself, the bored chad bullying him with memes, and whatever stragglers are still here despite the abhorrent shit show and lack of guild wars 2 discussion.you want THAT but on a community scale? just watch reality television at this point.
>>583983448gw2 playerbase is too wholesome chungus for 4chan they also probably wouldn't like all the game-based racism here
>>583984326You just described yourself.
>>583984653>gw2 playerbase is too wholesome chungusi try desperately not to crawl of out my skin waiting for world bosses and would-be comedians start trying to crack the worst jokes ever put to paper but its whatever
>>583985176I go do something else or watch youtube until its time, personally.
>>583984653>gw2 playerbase is too wholesome chungus for 4chanafter spending a considerable length of time here, its too good to be soiled by the lamest fucking autists from 4chan. let them all gravitate towards other franchises like WoW or FFX14, thats the one thing being a dead general with a schizophrenic furry gatekeeping the more reasonable gamers out has going for it.
>>583986083which schizophrenic furry? because i never see one until the other starts posting
>>583986730He's talking about himself considering one of his names is "void charr".
>>583988254okay i see where that "i hate you and hope you die" pic came fromwhat a fucking fag lmao
Now that the thread is quiet, final femcharr to fulfill friday quota.
>>583992587>Now that the thread is quiet>tfw a dead thread is easier for the disabled furry to keep perpetually bumpmakes sense
>>583983448You had to make friends with normal people like 10+ years ago, everything in map chat or group content discords has become really fucking queer literally and figureitively
>>583984653this thread simply is not worth participating in in any meaningful manner.
>>583995186that's 4chan in general. its a congregation of shitposting and mental illness regardless of the topic. everyone posts in the threads they like. simple as.
>>583995186eeeh, I get more sensible chuckles here than any discord or plebbit. Makes it worthwhile. Plus people are just as unhinged out there, but with accounts to help make things personal.One time, I made a comment containing "desu" under random anime meme post. One guy 'politely' asked me not to use that word, because 'some of us grew sensitive to this kind of stuff over the years'. Naturally, I replied with another desu. He proceeded to send me rage essay DMs, made accounts to downvote my other messages. Yes, I kept replying with mutations of desu to every one of his messages. Mod ended up asking me to stop saying the word, because it triggered the guy to lash out every time. Was very tempting to keep going and force the word to be banned, but that was way too dumb of a situation for account based socials to entertain it.
>>583995186>this thread simply is not worth participating in in any meaningful manner.respectfully this thread could be 100000x worse
There's no reason to complain about dead threads being dead unless your actually dead thread can't compete LMAO
no, it couldn't
When I complain about dead thread, what I'm actually complaining about is that my favorite game i've played for 3000+ hours doesn't have enough new content for 1000 more. I want to play GW2 forever, just make new meaningful stuff ANet, not minimal viable product 1 a year + swimsuit for 20$ every quarter.
>>583995186The fashion contest thing we did was fun
>>583999517See, that's one of the biggest problems with some of the posters itt: most of them refuse to make content. Just about every thread on /vg/ makes content organically but /gw2g/ just seems really adverse to it.
>>583999517I didn't win, so I hated it
>>583999203Paying respects to /afkg/ - Anon's Favorite but Kill General.
>>583993745>too early for GW3>too late for normal friends
I didn't read the balance preview, did they buff core necro? If not I don't care
what the hell... why is scarlet-chan so much more kawaii in tower of nightmares, its so weird... her voice on the PA system is so cute and sexy it makes me want to kiss her and stuff...if only they didnt give her a putrid face like so many other sylvari in-game
>>583993745I've been treating this practically like a singleplayer game so far, is it really that bad? I haven't seen any faggotry outside of fleeting moments in Divinity's Reach and Lion's Archt. europoor
catalyst is fun
>check balance preview expecting them to nerf my class again>they doit's deadeye btw
I love him. He has a little vest.
>>584020940The only good rat
hng
>>584016257If there is any faggotry, its typically kept to one's self. You will never know you are surrounded by actual racists.
>>584016657fingies too slow so it's tempest for me
>>584016657fingies fast but clumsy so it's evoker for me
>>584019606They are nerfing artifacts again. Apparently they feel giving thief access to burning was a mistake.
My class got buffed :D
>over 12k hours of gw2>come back after 5 days of aion2>brain keep pressing wrong butanswtf
Where should a cool cat go to shake ass for gold in this game, a leggy grind has me desperate
>>584035105Black Citadel cooking station if you're a male charr, Rurikton in Divinity's Reach if you're a female charr.
>>584036608>color coordinationguh
>>584036608I HATE YOUI FUCKING HATE YOUI WISH YOU WERE DEAD
have they released an aurene spear yet?
>>584016657>>584028024>spend time playing catalyst>spend time playing evoker>try out weaver with the f5 unravel>use it at the wrong time because cata and evoker have conditioned me to spam f5 on ele
>>584041581Questions that will never be answered. I would like a Jormag spear a lot
>>584010423one of these days i need to redo that. i didn't pay any attention to anything the first time
>>583999517Yeah, that was cool. I also liked posting pictures of fishing catches and silly stuff like that. Perhaps I'll get back into it when my fingers heal. Thought I'd hate fishing due to all the buff bullshit but its a pretty chill way to make gold. If they made the fishing party buff last an hour and stick with you through zone transitions and logins like the convergence mastery buff does it'd be a lot fucking better though.
>>5840336382h later i still shadowstep into zerg instead of dodge
What do you call this mental disorder?
>>584049137
>>584049137>Bob Esponjabeing brazillian
>>584049137[&AgHN8QAA]
consider the following: guild wars 2 reforged
all these fucking randos dropping out of the tower of nightmare public instance is insanehow is anyone supposed to clear this when half the randoms drop out at the first sign of resistance or after the first floor and then PEOPLE CANT JOIN PARTWAY THROUGHidiot stupid IDIOT STUPID developer
>>584058301that's just gw3
>>584058702blame the idiots that cant focus on something for long enoughthey probably think more than one floor is too much of a commitment and hop out
>>584058816>everyone drops the party without a word because theyre too stupid to understand "split up and kill both bosses at the same time">ffs>leave public instance to start over>maybe some new guys showed up>enter instance>look around the map>its the guys who left the party and theyre dying before they even get to the boss because they cant do it without me and the other guysI FUCKING HATE THIS GAME AND ITS PLAYERS AND DEVELOPERS
>>584060198How many of them were F2P?
>>584060668they had elite specs
>>584060198>>584060668and now i cant even have the satisfaction of knowing they wont get to complete the tower because a bunch of people actually DID show up i would rather have not been able to complete the tower than than getting to complete it and also them getting to complete it he had a title called 'veteran of the mists' that i cant find
>>584061483>i would rather have not been able to complete the tower than than getting to complete it and also them getting to complete itKWAB
>>584061580correct
>>584061483How'd you do when it first came out?
>>584062669i just started playing
>>584061483>he had a title called 'veteran of the mists' that i cant findThat guy is old. You could have only gotten that title if you participated in the WvW league that happened 2013.
>>584060668F2P doesn't matter. The GW2 playerbase are one of the most retarded and lazy playerbases of all MMOs.
>>584066575>The GW2 playerbase are one of the most retarded and lazy playerbases of all MMOs.dont other MMOs have built in macros to do rotations for you?
how i trick my brain to see my lewd chanter while i play with my derp skins staff thief
>>584062669players were different back in 2013? 2014? when it came out originally
>>584067502Yes but even macros wouldn't save the average gw2dite. They are really bad at the game.
>anet put legendary essences of luck in the wizardmart with no limit>unidentified common and now uncommon gear market crashes since theyre no longer needed by new players to increase their luckFuck you anet
>>584071903the entire economy is in a massive downward spiral. just look at the price of ectos.the only actual valuable things are glowy infusions
>>584071903>anet put legendary essences of luck in the wizardmart with no limit>unidentified common and now uncommon gear market crashes since theyre no longer needed by new players to increase their luckim saving them to buy crap in the china festival im still going to use unids to increase my luck but only the ones i personally collect
>>584071903>>584072328those things have been crashing since they introduced the mirror farmremoving the 35 AA gold from the wizards vault also means there's less gold coming into the economy
>>5840583014 warriors and a mesmer
>>584073591>removing the 35 AA gold from the wizards vault also means there's less gold coming into the economythats just a seperate seethe kek
>>584072328>>584073591Is there a gold dump somewhere such that the actual money supply is going down or is it just hoarding + deflation?
>>584075649gold to gems
>>584075649The Legendary ring they introduced in VoE was a pretty huge gold sink at the time but I think the direct effects of it are over by now.Ecto and Unidentified stuff has nothing to do with the WV though, that's all fallout from mirror farming. Anet was retarded to let that go on as long as it did, and then when they did nerf it they did it in the stupidest way possible so it's still causing problems.
>>584016657I'm only here to weave (self)
>>584041581Aurene's spear but it transforms into random Bad Dragon dildo with each attack
>>584081592aurene's ____toy?____
Three more days bros....
>>584089365Two* actually. The days are blending together.
>>584089464>The days are blending together.they tend to do that when you dont have a schedule of any kind
>berserk>can be activated while stunned>none of the benefits are things that matter while stunned>all it does is waste duration while you are stunnedidk maybe im a noob but it seems like the sort of ability that should idk stun break or something
>>584090719>https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Savage_Instincthere you go, retardand even then you would still run outrage
>someone points out on map chat that the cookbook does not have a recipe for delectable cakes>someone else replies there are enough of them in game and don't need to be irlgood man holding the line against cakeshitters
>>584061483i played the 2013&14 wvw seasons. there was a title for that? man i'm retarded...
>>584091118its still silly that you are able to press it and it just wastes your duration unless you specifically run this traitlike imagine the game letting you heal while stunned but you're stunned so it just goes on full cooldown again, i am a noob
>>584074279just one short of the meme
Why did no one tell me there's a food that gives 150 precision?????
>>584100060It's really bad
>>584100060You could have checked the wiki. Its the official guide of the game and the faggots who keep it up to date tend to be on-the-ball.
Bookah
i dont want to
when the game launched there was a guy that made pvp videos, he played engineer and he commentated his videos, what was his name again?
found it, yishis
How do you do damage as evoker
>>583835046Context ?
>>584118725travel back in time before they overnerfed it
>>584118794Yet another insane human ghost king
>>584119663Damn its really just like that in guild wars...
>>584119710You are not gonna believe what happens in GW3
>>584118794fuck off back to twitter ai interaction bait bot
>>584117324>>584108992yikes
>>584119663why are h*man's always the problem? t. Charr
>>584089365farmed 70k+ bags last year but i crafted the last leggi a while ago so i dont need gold anymorebut still im going to run in circles while watching pirateflix
>>584121551aliens who dont even have the respect to die properly
yes hellototal charr deathalso kill yourself for keeping this dead thread alive
>>584118725You press your buttons off of cooldown along with the familiar skill if you're monotyping fire attunement, not too sure how other set ups play like apart from support Evoker (I like that one)
whats wrong with charr
>>584129052anon hates GW2 and furries so he cries in the threads.
>>584129052i hate playing charr because i cant see through their fat asses
>the upcoming balance patch is a massive nothing burgerPvP is still gonna stay a stale shithole for the unseen future.
>>584129052The biggestoversightwith charrare that they're unbelievably adorable . I can't go on a hourof my daywithout thinking about snuggling those militant furrycreatures. I'd killa man in coldblood just to spenda minutewith their hand curled up with mineas they whispersweet and comforting things to me in her geographicallyascalonianaccent.
>>584129052lolhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH
>>584119710The Searing really buckbroke Ascalon.
>>584129052>whats wrong with charrfurries in general
>>584130232PvP will always be shit no matter what game you play.
>>584134495Depends.
bump
ok
Is this how FHDs torment charr cubs after they abduct them?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VSR4_tAYvw
>>584132918If charr were never designed as big cats, but instead ork-like with the same culture and everything the same. Only thing they weren't furry, would they still have been as popular?
>>584143676if they were orks, anet wouldn't get rich furfag money
>>584143676>>584145273Depends on the Orc, I would love to be a boar man.
Not me. I eat bacon. I don't want to be bacon.
>>584149584>clearly replying to a post>doesnt reply to them like a normal anon even when he isnt having a meltywhy are you withholding that (You) from that anon?
Have you considered I want to be lazy and not click the post number?
>>584150053>want to be lazy>bother responding to explain his "laziness"you're just spare parts, aint ya bud?
never understood why people get pissy over no reply posting, like clearly he's talking to the post directly above himsome people just love to bitch I guess
>>584152642>he's
did both of you just assume anon's pronouns?!?!
584149584 is a cute griller confirmed
>meatoberfest
Gaynet's biggest problem has always been presentation. I tried showing my grandfather some trailers for GW2 after he asked what I was playing and realized that each trailer sucks from an outside point of view. That same poor ability of presenting their game is coming into play because they refuse to show more trailers for GW3 to get people interested, unless your a content creator
>>584160078The GW2 trailer they showed at summer game fest last year was so baffling even as someone who plays this game, I can't even explain what the fuck this is about other than 'GW2 is still alive'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIdywOjEvDU
>>584160689A gameplay trailer would be nice right about now, and/or something showcasing off the new fashion system and aesthetics we would be seeing
>>584161117I think they barely started developing gameplay when GW3 was officially announced. It seems like they are trying to make sure their workload isn't god awful going in. And if that's true, I'd prefer to let them cook and make sure their design launches unfucked. Because then there will absolutely be no "le spaghetti code hard" excuse.
>>584160078Do they even understand advertising at all?
>>584160689i like how theyre still committed to using the bloom in trailers even though everyone turns it off bc it looks like shit
>>584160689this reminds me of old star wars galaxies trailers
>log in>don't reply directly to an ongoing conversation>bump thread>log outuh oh
>>584172470thx for telling us, definitely not living rent free in your head or anything apparently thread is dead so i technically 'won' and can fuck off to leave you all alone to have conversations with yourself. :^)
>>584172954clean it up bump jannie
i love these little guys
>>584166905Yeah bro
>>584178546>good restaurant that ultimately shit the bed and hasn't really recovered
>hey here's a new asura character, she just shows up with no prior introduction in the mission and the dialogue here doesnt reflect that no one has ever seen her up to this point>also rytlock commanded rox to kill tequatl offscreen and not only is she not present during the event, she says that she was totally there why are they so bad at communicating story i shouldnt have to go to the wiki and dig and find out that the necessary context was mentioned on some article or livestream where the developers explain the story context during pax 2013 or something did they like, rewrite this whole game at one point? it's a mess
>>584179368Actually, Rox was in the teq event back when that part went live. She was out in the field talking to you about Rytlock and her mission and stuff. That bit didn't make it into their s1 remix, along with a lot of stuff.I feel like Taimi also had a better introduction, but maybe not. It was like fifteen years ago, so don't remember perfectly.
im glad the game is so dead i cant even do dungeons to get certain armor setsthank you anet for being an absolute dogshit company, guess ill play literally any other mmo
>>584180726Wait until dungeon rush.
>>584180726ironically the best way to farm dungeon sets is to farm them from the dungeon reward track in wvw or spvp if you're a psychopath
>>584182391unironically I got most of my dungeon skins from non-dungeon sourcesbefore the wardrobe patch in 2014 I unlocked some from the old pvp skin systemthen I finished the rest on wvw tracks before the currency overhaul made them all easier
mmm deliciousbut i am not pushing it
>>584184254The boxes from the defense seal vendor in EOTN can drop some dungeon gear too which is how I got a bunch of honor of the waves gear without ever entering that dungeon.
>>584176710what if the 4th race are quaggans before they chungused into goobers
>>584150053But clicking the number is the easiest way to open a post window?
>>584193519no, they must be goobers
>>584197451Personally, I hope to see some jabronis in GW3
>>584193519Can I stay a blubber nugget or will I turn into a tumor monster when I enter combat?
>>584197641tumor monster TF when in combat would be neat
>>584197859No...
>>584198429Imagine that but no goober or chungus.
I hate the beetle JP so much its unreal.
>log in a minute late for vloxxvergence>thought i would get in 20-man overflow>join failing vloxxvergence with only 5 people in it instead
>>584179368The LWS1 you're playing is not the content that was originally released. They simply smashed a few pieces together and called it a job well done for the rerelease.
>>584211236They didn't even try to introduce Canach during the LWS1 rerelease so he just shows up as a naughty prisoner we're familiar with in LWS2.
>>584211236okay this makes sense because my brain that is normal and functioning and remembers details in things that have been written is fucking frying with all these dialogue boxes that go >"you remember [thing that you've never seen before], right?"and i keep going to the wiki desperately searching for context only to constantly arrive at a page with this
>>584178546holy SHIT i forgot about this promo, what an embarrassing FLOP.
new race reveal this week I can feel it
>>584224619it's gonna be another boring "human but with.. " type race.
>janet sheepishly returning to work on the next expansion after gw3 flops
>>584227860we need the ears-and-tail coomer race for the anime fans
I dodge with double tap
>>584229475I've been playing WvW for roughly 8 and a half years and I still double tap to dodge
>>584229475>>584230298I'm sorry, but that's wrong (morally)
>bro just dodge when he's about to stun you, its even got these particles around his warhammer and everything right when it happens, can't you see?yeah dude i can totally see it
>>584230298i use v for dodge and i still get my ass handed to me. 1 button droolmode and still skill issue.
I unbound turning left and right, and put strafing on A and D instead since I already turn the camera with my mouse.
[&AgE4fgEA]
>>584180726>https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Tyrian_Exchange_VoucherYou can get 3 of those during halloween and trade it to dungeon currency. Just farm cobs or buy it from tp.
lab farm tomorrow?
>>584237754That's just the action camera mode but worse
>>584237754Is that not just how the game works by default or has it been so long since I changed it that I don't remember doing it myself? Zero reason to ever keyboard turn, regardless.
Why is there snoring with sleep apnea ambient noise in starlit weald?
Playing through LWS4 Episode 3, and I love that Amnoon is just racist against Asura. Based Elonians.
>>584248692Its been a long time, bro. Besides, strafing away is faster than backing up.
>>584240621Anon needs to unlock the skins first. And they have to do the dungeon to unlock it.
Even ghost FHDs crave my mcharr.
>>584257041Maybe that's why balthazar went to war with the cats. He knew how easily FHDs are tempted.
>>584261113Balthazar likes the cats, he was going to spare Rytlock because he liked him.
>>584261667That's because he's cucked to Crecia. One less potential FHD lost.
I do not like Gorrik. He's far too autistic for me.
>>584266797They shouldn't have killed off blish.
>>584227860>>584228873proto-quaggansfin earshumanoidgain uglyface and fish tail in combat
Just finished Long Live the Lich. I can't believe Joko made me kill one of my wives. Beastmarshal Oluwa Eranko seemed pretty chill, other than the geas to follow Joko's orders.
which one of you degenerates made my day today?
>>584279468I never see this kind of stuff in other MMOs except once in a blue moon. GW2 is special.
twitch drops
>>584287145lame rewardsshan't be bothering
I kinda miss the combat of this game but I haven't played since PoF and don't want to buy like 7 fucking expansions that I know I'll hate the story of.
>>584288362All you are really missing are the elite specs and a few raids.
>>584290905That's what I'd be coming back to do. Or 100%ing all the new zones for legendaries and shit.
Playable tengu when?
when halloween festival start
>>584298835few hours maybe
>400 linseed oils>as in 6k flax needed to make 17 weapon skins almost nobody is ever going to useterrible
why even have non double statue events, who da fuk is opening chests when your other guaranteed item is a garish dye that you need like 50 of to get the even uglier dye
>>584305749me in the back
>>584305749yeah but there's a 1.5% chance I get the doohickey and i don't have to buy it later with 50 bingbongs
They should bring back the Black Lion WvW chests so I don't have to play dead gaym mode for a GoB.
>>584305749Those same dyes can be gotten from birthday presents.
Isn't anet west coast? Shouldn't they be switching over to the festival at midnight or something?
>>584305749cute tummy ufff uffff uffff
>>584317915festivals start on a tuesday around noon east coast, around 10AM their time.
START THE DAMN SPOOKYFEST BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>584305749panafrican bikini good slut
>>584317915everything starts at the same patch time every week/month/whatever. its been 14 years of this get it together anon
If GW2 is supposed to be fun primarily then why isn't there a dedicated map or mode for racing mounts that has its own reward track so you can farm racing
>>584341675Boy do I have some news for you in like 20 minutes or so.
>>584341675>If GW2 is supposed to be fun primarily then why isn't there a dedicated map or mode for racing mounts that has its own reward track so you can farm racingonly like 6% of people have rolling ace, gw2 doesnt have enough racists
Msura sex
LW2 now free for everybodyLW3 and LW4 free with the HoT/PoF packIBS free with EoD
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/living-world-seasons-are-now-included-with-guild-wars-2-expansions/Astral Ward Saga bundle too.
>>584348451fuck
>>584348451>If you purchased any Living World content after September 12, 2026, your account will automatically receive a gem refund equal to the value of that content. This also includes partial gem refunds for purchases of the Guild Wars 2 Elder Dragon Saga—Complete Collectionokay cool i guessalthough i thought all the living world stuff was already included in elder dragon saga? what changed
I feel nothing
>>584348451>The Guild Wars 2 Starter Pack has been improved to provide more value to players by including these additional items: a Copper-Fed Salvage-o-Matic, 5 Teleport to Friend devices, and 2 Black Lion Chest Keys. Players who have previously purchased the starter pack will automatically receive these additional items via in-game mail shortly.still a scam
>>584352705gratz!
>>584352872i thought the starter pack came with a copper salvageomatic already. is the one with the terrace port not that?
>>584352705You will gradually recover your soul back. Gz
>>584353298starter pack is the scam they give f2p players malware popups for demanding 20 dollars in xchange for a raptor, gliding,1 bag and 1 bank expansion + removing account restrictions on TP
>>584354294They should try being less poor.
>>584356638yeah, you would think running this game would leave them at least some money
>yay halloween:D>rush all achievs:D>setup all to run in circles in the lab for 4h a day as usual:D>realize i'm full legendary:O>i have both gold and gems sitting there i dont even know how much timefuckuck
whats a good time to do the dragons end metaeverytime i try nobody is doing it at least on eu
its 2026 and we still dont have any gw3 gameplay footage
>>58436305015 minutes before it resetsif there isn't anything on lfg, start one yourself if you have a tagmake sure everyone maxes out buffs and gaslight them with 10k dps or lose
i was all excited for the halloween festival, but then i remembered the CHORES that go along with it. shit.
>turn myself into demon birb>walk around LA adorbly>caw and demand people give me their life savings>immediately score 2 silver
Oh yeah tengu tuesday btw
more likecawk lol
>>584373575
>>584362906Send gold and gems to me! :D
sexy mcharr pls
I only have a femcharr folder. Sorry.
>>584386103Dare you enter the MCharr dungeon?https://youtu.be/4HD3kHT5tqc
>>584389582i'll take what i can get, give me your spiciest.
What is the point of shit like this?This becomes more of "Which direction do I even go" than actually tricky jumps
>>584391718Some JPs are more about the puzzle/exploration than jumping.
>>584391587
>>584392538I love this slut.
>>584392669Turns out a lot of people love the style but halbean hates it
>>584352705Gratz nigga, you're finally free
Not bad for an hour of hitting tag with shadow sap occaisionally
>>584391718>>584391865i loved it even though it took me forever. silverwastes is just a fun zone.
Did they cut down on the amount of pumpkins in LA? I thought there were like 50 of them, but seems like there are only about 15?
>>584408045It doesn't matter because you can keep reloading the lab and redo all the pumpkins.
>>583835046Does [HOPE] have a haunted bell in the guild hall?
>>584408640Does HOPE even visit the thread anymore?
>>584412172i dont know, im just trying to play
>>584362906do it because its fun
vloxxvergence soont
>>584418163Can't believe the public Convergence version takes as long to prog as the LCM Raid version
>>584418235Maybe they're the exact same thing.
>be the average gw2 player>only spam 1 on the kuda meta bosses>never spam 1 when you get put in the jar
>>584425694The ability of GW2 players to fight a boss effectively scale with how far ahead they are in an event where multiple bosses must be killed within a certain time of each other.
>>584391718>mountsYou didn't complete the puzzle.
