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this one
>>583952510But I want tasty bread...
>>583952310Why do you quote only once, please quote thrice as it's usually done >>583952357
>>583952734I don't usually bake, I'll do that next time
Bakushin is so dorky, cute, dumb, easily tricked, I want to pull pranks on her, only to have the tables turned and end up married without realizing it
correct thread
>>583952832Thank you, it highlights the new bread to anyone searching for it (like me).
waheyfine but this will get purged probably most likely
>>583952932Based newcutieDid you finish her career yet?
we'll enjoy it while it lasts.
>>583953096Fake Clublist that excludes /Uma/Club
>>583953206yeah
>>583953312If literally anyone else did it I'd support it
>>583953206group hug!!!!!!
someone made this whore ship with 17 stam sparks
>>583953452I don't care if the clublist anon removes them, I don't want random faggots changing shit everytime they have a melty
>>583953569ryanbwo needs to get back to baking again I need to have a good NA hour baker when I'm asleep during these hours
Maruzensky seems more of a gaslight uma than Oguri is.
>>583953708maybe he's still on holiday
>>583953756Granny trying to be hip with the kids.....
>>583953708I thought he was also EU
>>583953908Based
>>583953143Not yet. Still leagues faster than my very first run with Scarlet, but this will still take me at least one more day.I wonder who should I adopt next. I saw from missions I need to do it with Golden Ship to get the 3* ticket, but Golden Ship honestly doesn't spark much in me.
im getting crazy winrate with double murmurs the only thing that counters me is palmer
>>583953950I always assumed he's NA.... no idea
what
Why are you retards posting in the schizo thread?
>>583954039She's called GoldShip She's the funny le randumb character so if you dislike that you probably won't like her a lot.If you liked Scarlet I think you should train Vodka since Scarlet is her rival and shows up a bit in the career
>>583954198it happens, I got tachyon's chain finished like 5 turns into the game
>>583954060I bet Belno is so soft...
>>583951197>>583951197>>583951197real bread heremove
>>583954343Shant
>>583954198After so many chains never finishing I don't complain about stuff like this anymore
>>583954224I am posting in both.
>>583954343next time don't mess the links bwo
>>583954278I kinda need to do it for the missions to get the ticketIt's just the unfortunate combination of her aesthetic that doesn't click with me, also her voice and personality to a minor degree
>>583954343kill yourself schizo
>>583954343You realise Umama will keep hating you more and more the more tantrums you throw right?
>>583954343>shit stirring bread
>>583952832see, this is how you do it >>583954343Also, why are there two threads then?
Finally got to read this and it's exactly as I had imagined.
>>583954615God she's so hot when she's angry
comfy hour in 56 minutes
>>583954504Oh yeah if it's for the mission do the Goldship career for sure. She isn't my style either but I don't think her career is too bad
Bobo Mk.1 obtained
>>583954776but I'll (probably) be asleep by that point...
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>583954878STAY UP ALL NIGHT
>>583954686Yes I get it nowWhat do you mean by why are there 2 threads?
>>583954686cause the other bake is made by a schizo fucking up the OP on purpose>>583954812congrats!
>>583954951Don't forget the midnight snacks!
>>583954812Based I still think she's the most SEX uma in the game
>>583955107She doesn't just love torena, she wuvs him
>>583955107Her body is just sex to the max
Must protect
>>583954484Why would you ever want to post in that shit bread
WE'RE DROPPING WE'RE DYING
>>583955345
>>583955306To stir the chaos.
>>583955345nyo...
>>583955345AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>583955345mambwo calm down...
where we droppin?
>>583955345IT'LL BE FINE MAMBWO
>>583955345I'm doing my best...
>>583955440There will be the most chaos when V throws a melty about his deleted thread
>>583955516
>>583955516Hopefully in the caloric surplus gwocho
>>583955345this but unironically, pick up the slack and do some fun fan runs
>>583955652You're right.
>>583955345Mambwo...
hey
>>583956037hey
zzzzzzzz
>>583956102hey
>>583956102>>583956037hey
>>583956243>>583956263hey
>>583956309hey
I don't want to do bad things to Rob Roy but I want to hear these voices...
>>583956430hey
>>583956467hey
>>583956437Your gallery keys bwo?
>>583956614wait a second...
>>583956572>>583956597>>583956614hay
gn
Talk about something
>>583956997good night bwo
>>583956997>Mambo2That's a good song
>the most annoying umait's falco because of that annoying falco fag on xitter, though she's kind of grown on me lately after seeing all the fat falco posters
>>583957630yeah she's grown, horizontally
>>583957046It's over, you didn't save uma and now we've been damned to live in this cursed timeline
>>583957827Maybe janny deletes the other thread
>>583957921probably not...... but you never know
>>583957921Janny has been asleep for months
>>583957046kinda slow hours, doesn't help we have a schizo splitting the threads because of his personal retard war
What's mathematically better? N&N+NN or Head-on+NSM?
>>583957981He deleted troll bakes before even if they had more replies
>>583958083I'd rather not have this counterbake too but nothing we can do
Free shrugs
>>583958089first one is easier to hit I think
>>583958113He also deleted counterbakes if they had more replies
>>583958148>Lane Legerdemain
jige doko
>>583958248That barely ever happened. Probably happened before the schizo was on the janny shitlist
janny should delete both threads, and then we can all go and chat in the club chats as cygames intended
>>583958147yeah it is what it is, I'm starting to understand the guy that wanted to bring it up to the mods months ago to get him banned, he wasn't wrong
>>583958356ran out of skills to take, fuck you want me to pick?
>>583958421your nose
>>583958420they wouldn't do much, I actually went to IRC once when the thread counterbaking were happening and nothing happened
best outfit in the game, and yes i'm including everything that hasn't come to global yet
>>583958386I'm too socially awkward to chat in the club though
>>583958386my club chat is dead...
trying to get any meaningful amount of power without a power card is horrible with 0% growth umas
>>583958386what club has the most active chat?
>>583958524chat more with your dacchis bwo..
>>583958420They were banning him on sight for a few months but they haven't done shit in a while. Maybe they'll do their job since he started fucking with the OP again
>>583958421bro your loops...
>>583958665they're talking about grandmasters and I don't know anything about it...
>>583958524I was a bit shy at first but I got used to it now
>I fear that there is a secret d*scord that I wasn't invited to and that is the reason my club chat is dead
>>583958719>>583958508yeah can only hope something gets done, he's starting to be incredibly retarded about it again so maybe they will actually do shit
>>583958847OH IT'S YOUchat more dummy
>>583954060Belno is like knockoff Yamanin Zephyr
>>583958903I know this isnt true for my club and my club chat is dead because nobody logs for more than 5 minutes daily anymore
We had outdoor sex, right?
>>583958731I've literally never looped before so I don't exactly have a head start here.the run that I do whenever I regen enough TP is going to be the first loop I doand I don't know how I should start it off either. Probably by borrowing a good parent but I barely know anything about the racing and ignited spirit skills so I barely know what I should even be throwing into my bloodline.
>>583958937>>583958847What club are you talking about... I think I recognise both of you
>>583959052borrow one loop parent, run pasa if you're a newcutie
>>583959094oh you know....... a club....
>>583959052Really depends on what style you want to play
>>583958386I love chatting with my dacchis, I think I enjoy chatting more than playing the game after the advent of legalized botting...
109 Ogurins
>>583959272basically exclusively backlinersif I were a front main I would have had to sit my punk ass down and figure all this shit out ages ago.
>>583959269What rank is this club...
>>583958903>he wasn't invited to the whatsapp group chat
>>583945968>you need vegetables to shitcompletely and utterly false. I happened to only eat animal products for a month one time, and shitting was never a problem, especially not constipation. If anything, it was the reverse, since the body isn't used to liquid fat without carbs like shitty white bread to absorb it, so shits were looser than usual.
>>583958524Just post stickers at inopportune times like I did, but the chat was usually dead anyway
>>583959362I'd start with Racing Stam, Umastan and Nimble, Spurt too if you're an End Closer.There's some other stuff you want but I think most is Distance specific
>>583959549mile high club with ZRR
>>583959609Mr CBox...
>>583959284I've really liked talking to my club too. Makes me almost want a club Discord
Does getting SS on a loopa increase the chances for a white spark to happen at all or just the chances to get higher stars on existing sparks?if the latter, I have glued 150 runs trying to get Nimble, Uma Stan, and a single one of RS Stam/Powany day now
>>583959930Better stars
>>583959995fuck my loopa lifeit is because I havent given jewgames enough money yet
>>583960118Loopa is a rich get richer thing.If your parents are bad the odds of hitting something good is low.When you get the first good loopa things will be much easier
touch her ass kinen
>>583960331Im using a really good borrow and the other parent I have all have those skills as well, it is literally just the last part of this loopa that isnt hitting so I cant move on to the next step unless I make it incestuous and lose affinity
Any Mambwos thinking about quitting their club
Wait-and-See, the best skill for sprint
Can someone please post that zenno rob roy image
>>583960483Incest doesn't matter that much now with how boosted affinity is. But if your parents have the whites you've gotten really unlucky.Odds are you get a hit soon
>>583960891no, that would be hishi amazon
What is the biggest gaslight you spread on /uma/?
>>583961094fuku spd being meta for GL, major success
>>583960746>Odds are you get a hit soonidk if the odds to get a spark from a skill you own is 20% or 35% (Ive read different claims) but getting 4/4 would be anywhere between 0.16% to 1.5% which means I am probably looking at 300 runs before I finally hit, around the time 2.5anni comes out
>>583961094niggas still believe power does anything lmao
>>583961227I don't think it's that low desu 4/4 is not really difficult to get. Groundwork combo for Fronts is already a 4/4 by itself
so if I'm getting this rightyou run great grandparents in URA Finale or Unity depending on what scenario specific skills you wantat this stage you don't care about what blues or pinks you get at all, the only thing you're concerned with is getting good white sparksthen from there, you use everyone as parents for each other in a loop until you end up with two grandparents that have correct blues and pinks, or four if you're not using a borrowthen from there you ascend to the parent stage where you are once again focusing on good blues and pinks, but also you have to care about which green you're passing downand you still have to do that twice if you're not relying on a borrowFinally from there you ascend to the Nascent Ace realm where you're actually creating the ace for whatever CM you're doingBut effectively, all the looping is happening in the great grandparents stage where all the whites you're wanting to use are basically a primordial stewHow far off am I?
This CM is really annoying to train. Is the game in the future going to continue to be like this, where you're starved for a stat or two but you can't afford to do anything but obsessively speed max?
>>583961632RS stamina is not worth -1500 SP and missing SS, just stick to GL. You will just borrow a RS stamina parent later on
>>583961657I don't think so, Speed cap is lower in GM and Stam is easier to get. This scenario just sucks
>>583961837well I can't consistently hit SS on autos without a very specific deck and without running specific horses so I'm not autoing my way into SS for free regardless. If you ever think you have it hard just remember there are people who don't have a full deck of gacha SSRs.
>>583961838I like the sounds of that, so many cards and deck possibilities but I feel hamstringed going for speed. And non-speed growth umas are just horrendous for longs right now.
>>583960680that zenno rob roy image
>>583962165It's awful to play without 18* Stam Parents.In GM we're back to 2 Speed, 2 Wit, 1 Stam/Guts deck I thinkNext 2 CMs are shorter CMs so I think they'll be fun
>>583961632>you run great grandparents in URA Finale or Unity depending on what scenario specific skills you wantinitially if you want a few specific scenario skills yes (and there are a few you should want)>at this stage you don't care about what blues or pinks you get at all, the only thing you're concerned with is getting good white sparkscorrect>then from there, you use everyone as parents for each other in a loop until you end up with two grandparents that have correct blues and pinks, or four if you're not using a borrownot sure what you mean by "four if not using a borrow" you should have 2 best parents at any given time for a single project, and that includes general looping projects.>then from there you ascend to the parent stage where you are once again focusing on good blues and pinks, but also you have to care about which green you're passing downtechnically you can care about greens at both the grandparent and parent level, star count on grandparent actually matters even more than parent if it's a skill you really want>and you still have to do that twice if you're not relying on a borrowgetting the second parent is almost never as much work as getting the first one, you can reuse effort>Finally from there you ascend to the Nascent Ace realm where you're actually creating the ace for whatever CM you're doing>Finally from there you ascend to the Nascent Ace realm where you're actually creating the ace for whatever CM you're doing>But effectively, all the looping is happening in the great grandparents stage where all the whites you're wanting to use are basically a primordial stewthose are correct
>>583961094the carat positive theory
>>583962923That's real though...
>>583962923>>583962115IT IS REAL
>>583961094Good things come to those who wait
arima on my kinen
>>583962997>>583963031sure it ist. not even a danchou
I haven't been here for past 16 hours, why do we have two threads. help me currensisters
>>583963413V melty again
>>583961094You need turf A dirt A for February Stakes
>>583963413other bake is a V bake where he sabotaged the club list because he's still upset at /uma/club for stealing his gf
>>583963413V is pushing threads with a vandalized OP that removes /uma/ club from the club listLoser schizo stuff
cm21 hakuraku data is up
testing is going well
>>583963641Good job nishinoes
>>583963641who's your 3rd? Cute team
fokke the pokke
>>583963520>>583963547why is it ok for /uma/ club and not ok for /uma/ chan?
BESTINJAPAN
>>583964027Because V isn't in charge of the clublist
>>583964027ask your danchou
>>583964027I'd be completely fine with /uma/chan being on the club list, they're also completely different cases
I wish /uma/ had some community project or event going on, instead we're all just fighting all day because of attention whores and schizos.............
22 hours til round 1.How are those aces looking?
>>583964376there is an event going on, the officer/danchou triple crown
>>583964376Never gonna happen
>>583964421Fine enough for a 60% win rate
>>583964027/uma/ Club and /uma/ chan should in the warning list as *recruit outsiders* instead of being 'non uma /club/' which isn't true at all in both cases
>>583964376community events keep getting ruined by thread personalities, shocker
>>583964520It isn't really recruits outsiders either
>>583964027Allow me to list as to why /uma/chan is not an /uma/ club;1. /uma/hjong disbanded due to discord related internal issues that we have zero ideas as to why, what happened or any details at all.2.. /uma/chan blatantly bots and were proud of it even on the thread, just browse the archice. They have that stupid botimus prime image to go along with it too.3. Damning evidence for this is on chronogenesis wherein you'll see 2-3 accounts share the same name4. They've used @VF in their names too, just look up chronoTherefore they're not /uma/
>>583964421if I face a stamina debuffer team on finals I'll dieIf I face to Blaze Brians I win Any other team and it's a gambleFinals A guaranteed, at least I hope
>>583964421huh
>>583964767brat
>>583964659They recruited outsiders. No pointing in lying when we can all see it. I do think they should be restored when they get rid of them next month, which I do hope this is a thing for this month only and doesn't become a trend
>>583964731The autism of you guys not liking the mahjong club is almost as retarded as V not liking /uma/ club ya knowI don't like either clubs for the record but I don't give a shit if they're on some gay list nobody reads anyway
>>583964458the organization of those is... lackingI mean how do you have an /uma/ event where the winner isn't from /uma/
>>583963641why are you bullying scrubs in open?
>>583964520don't even bother, the guy is arguing in bad faith because he hates /uma/club, he's been shitting up the thread constantly for the past days, always happens after he logs on
>>583964889The winner was from /uma/ but I'll stop replying to this convo as it doesn't matter.
>>583964884>I don't give a shitOpinion invalid then should've started there bwo
>>583964421I kind of finished all three and then said fuck it
>>583964421one shitty ace, one clanked one, and a debuffer hoping for B finalsthis was the CM I was looking forward to most before GL but after playing GL it was apparent it would be the worst one to actually build for
>>583964421I made what I was aiming for but apparently I was gaslit into not taking Neck and Neck.
pretty sure i get diagnosed with autism next tuesday
>>583965074do you get autismbux with it or only the bragging rights?
>>583964964it is crazy how he made his own rentry and spams it noweven that imgur image is different
>>583964972>if they're on some gay list nobody reads anywayI give a shit about this stupid dispute, I don't care if they're on a stupid listEnglish is hard I know
>>583964882No yeah I agree they recruited outsiders.But it's more like they recruited outsiders because they couldn't fill rather than actually having outsiders as longterm members
>>583965190>I don't careOkay zwo go on
>>583965158work 'disability' accommodations. hopefully a chunk of work from home so i can play umamusume more.
>>583964889I find the idea of invaders fascinating that's it. Have you seen Calandagan rape in last year's Japan Cup? And the big factor as to why I allow these non /uma/ clubs in is that they're not in an /uma/ club but they're anons.IF you are in the know, ie. play rooms in this thread, you'll know that we got frequent visitors from outside this thread. I can list the 3-4 clubs if you want but they're the only ones I'll allow in cause of their history.
>>583965190Maybe their Danchou shouldn't have been an obnoxious nigger
>>583965307I'm going off
>>583965074If I got checked, I'd probably be diagnosed with bipolar 2, bpd, something similar
>>583965313that sounds great, hope you pass the exam bwo
>>583964882what are they supposed to do if no one here wants to join, be it because of high quota or be it for whatever other reason, are they supposed to remain non-full for the rest of the month? That's retarded and you know it
>>583965380If we were going off that metric uma&co would be removed too
>>583965542yeah but notice how he's not mentioning that club, I wonder who is it
>>583965662Really makes the noggin boggle
>>583965542>>583965662You weren't supposed to point that out...
>>583965361NTA and I recognise the person that won from rooms.I do think invaders are a bit boring tho, I recognise the guy but I know almost nothing about him and I know absolutely nothing about his club. That's what annoys me a bit about it. Not enough to want them banned or anything
>>583965181he's convinced that /uma/club ruined his online relationship, guy is beyond helping
>>583965542Uma&Co danchou is fine, the thing he keeps in his club is the problem
>>583965225Oh I see. Then we're in the same page. They do have a pressure in maintaining S rank so it's understandable>>583965484Good question. I'm not sure what to answer since we're at the point of tribalism between clubs is reigning and /uma/ Club not being able to fill with /uma/ members is a consequence of it. Let's just hope this doesn't become a precedent for other clubs in the future
don't tell tamalove bros they're cool and I like them
>>583966004If you don't see the issue there I can't help you
/uma/club is a discord botting club
desu I haven't seen this much OP autism since the /uma/ and /umajp/ split
>>583965840It would've been fine if they didn't win. But they just have to win the first event. Ahhhh
>>583966054
>>583966032I wouldn't be against a "temporarily recruits outsiders if they can't find members" note if the thing keeps happening
>>583961227all sources I've seen have a 20% chance of a skill making a spark. Obviously inheritances odds get turbo boosted with affinity and everyone in the tree having the skill, but post-career, you're back to 20% spark rate. So if you're looking for more than one skill........God help you. I've been trying to loop Groundwork and Racing Spirit: Stamina and let's just say the odds are not in your favor.
>>583966032clubs have been having trouble filling for the past 1-2 months honestly, but yeah, tribalism doesn't help, plus a lot of people prefer to be in more laid-back clubs rather than a club going for S, so them not filling is a natural consequence of itTheir danchou did say he'd take in /uma/ people over randoms if they actually applied, pretty sure the last guy they took used to be in Mambo>>583966004I think he's probably alright but he's been harboring the guy shitting up the threads for months, maybe he's not looking for conflict in his own club but still, doesn't help that nothing is being done about it
>>583966381the op autism is only happening because V embraced his shitposting nature now
what a boring thread
>>583966636what broke Mr. 7 8 9 ?
>>583966054Did you know TamaLove is the only club with an "invite only" setting so you can't apply to it, only get recruited by their danchou? And they are also only "active at night"Very interesting club.
>>583965912He isn't completely wrong about that desu. Over 95% wrong sure but I can see why his mentally ill brain would blame /Uma/Club
>>583966689Unironically Allen
For CM21, I'm not gonna need sharp steps if I already have encroaching shadow on one of my aces, am I?I feel like that would massively overaccel me. That shit would be like 0.8, there's no way I would benefit from that more than a velocity skill. But what velocity skill? I'm genuinely perplexed, the way people were talking about it I thought sweepy wit gave a strong velocity skill but when I look at it its all accel.For the record the plan is a mutant Inari One FestivalI really don't know what I should do about the borrow target at all.
>>583962087my deck is pic related (I'm f2p, and while I fucked myself over from July-October '25, I recovered) and I only sometimes reach SS rank with autos. Most of the time it's S+
>>583966689he leaked his own DMs and now his own retarded brain is blaming /uma/club for the fallout
the other thread has * in it so this is the thread
>>583966612I don't know why he keeps him around but other than harboring the terrorist I don't have anything against. He's actually good at the game too
>>583966945hi
you bros aren't just going to waste your entire evening talking about club shit are you?
>>583966567>and let's just say the odds are not in your favoryour post was made exactly when my last borrow of the day finished.>Uma, Nimble, RS:P and PedalNo RS:S but honestly, I'll take this. I can just loop in the RS stats some other day. FUCK looping. I have been trying to get this single parent for 3 weeks and it's only a 3+1/4
So what accels work for CM21?
>>583966857>tachyon and light helloyeah you're already doing better than me400 pulls and not a single tachyon. So where do you think that leaves me? An auto SS is a pie in the sky dream, may as well fucking leave it there.
>>583962510nta but best I have without relying on borrows is 12* stam and that's only if I disregard decent pinks. It's 10* stam 10* Long for this CM, which majorly sucks when borrows run out.
Gold Ship is receiving a jacket with his major wins and awards during his IRL horse racing career, it's gonna cost $250 or ¥39.800https://horsegoods.net/items/6abc992133062e6dca0ee184
>>583966752What are you trying to imply...
>>583966850TP as velocity inherit?
>>583962510after this CM we'll have been through the worst of GL.short distance GL races are still 3/2 slop unless you want to highroll on a speed affinity uma, but at least they aren't longs in GL or xogslop.
>>583966982I'm actually playing other games at the same time, but I agree that it's a waste of time>>583966945good choice>>583966950Same, don't really have anything against the guy, uma&co mostly gets a bad rep because of V sadly
>>583966689He's getting cucked by a whole club
>>583966850It's sprint there's no such thing as overaccel
>>583966752It's to make sure the prospective clubdacchi is subscribed to danchou's OF
>>583967220I am thinking of trying to add a Guts card for Sprint. Mad Dash Gold from Turbo + the better gamble accels Fronts have now makes me wonder if they can be good
>>583967005I feel your pain, anon. That's basically the story of my looping parents. Most of the time you get jack shit, and even when you luckshit into good whites, it's usually with completely unusable blues and pinks. So they're grandparents at best. My sense is than when you're looping, you're waiting for the gig-hit:>3* stam/power>2*distance>shitton of whites including the ones you wantthat parent can be used a long, long time. You just pull the lever until you get it>t.still hasn't gotten it
STALLION
>>583966664>two threads>both active>both on the same dramafaggotry topicwhat the fuck happened last night
>>583967405is that soalright then what's more important, lightning surge and slightly weaker wit with about 1500 ish speed and over 1200 power or extra sharp steps with slightly higher wit and probably maxed speed with lower power?I get a feeling I would benefit more from running cheer halo as a parent than oguri so I'm planning on doing so.
Wait, does Extra Tank not boost target speed?Is it only the gold version, Adrenalin Rush that got the buff?
>>583967029>400 pulls and not a single tachyon.that is such unbelievable horseshitI would feel so unremittently shitty it's unreal. Fuck you game
>>583967729yes
>>583967767yeah well that's fuckin me. But don't worry the next double spark I do will also be just as shit because every single spark I've done has been. As a bonus, I didn't even get a light hello in my first 200.
>>583967595I am completely disregarding blues and pinks right now, only trying to get whites. I dont have umas with greens worth inheriting at all yet so my goal is just to get as beefy grandparents as possible for when I get neo or get spooked by dober / 3* ryan etc
>>583967681The other thread has been slowing down for a bit now. Makes sense since it's SEA work hours
>>583967681>someone noticed V trollbaked yesterday with his own rentry shitposting about /uma/club >heliosbaker fixes it>V bakes at page 1 750 posts in instantly again with his shitpost rentry>YOU ARE HERE
>>583967889I didn't ask for a reply from you
>>583967729Yeah, same as rushing gale, only gold gives velocity
>>583967880that's a smart stratI finally have copable CM20 aces (spent almost 100 carats refreshing TP, fuck me) so it's back to the mines tomorrow.
Uma
>janny mass deleted posts from some faggot in the other thread>ignored the thread warGuess janny gave up on us...
>>583968105>spent almost 100 carats refreshing TP, fuck meThat's what I spend every day trying to get this 4/4 loopa and failing. Havent even begun with my aces yet because all borrows go down the drainAt least my danchovy is happy
hello
>>583968356hello
>>583968356hey
>>583968267Fat McQueen was too much for them to handle
/ourgirl/
>>583968449robber>>583968465stiller
>>583966664does gastrodon learn high umapower
sometimes i think about umankoquite a lot actually
>>583968540You're not allowed to post in both threads pick a side
>>583968634I love her so much it hurts bros.
i love this dang little laisu
>>583968764same...
stocked up on a lot of stuff and damn dr pepper is good, think cherry might be slightly better but still yumwill try to get a bitter kita run in, gonna use borrows for slightly better long S chance. this deck is pretty bussin
can we also fix /uma/chan in the clublist?we really didn't deserve the hate
>>583968764
>>583969060What deck are you using
come home torena
>>583969060blud he thinks he's part of the gang
>>583969060I tried Dr Pepper once but it was way too sweet for my taste...
>>583969078fuck off and kill yourself botter
>>583969060>Dr. Pepper
>>583969243I thought Dr. Pepper was supposed to be a bitter soft drink
>>583969060here in europe I don't remember when I last saw dr.pepper being sold
>>583969162this juanidk if to run kawakami or bakushin still. like the power bonus is nice but I think the 10TE overall is better for power and stam training anyway. also ensures capped speed>>583969243>>583969404I'm mega picky and it's a bit of both kinda. like sweet with bitter aftertaste??? funny mouth feeling
>>583967416>OFThat got shut down after Almondlove danchou and his bf got arrested
>>583969079cute jobbers
>>583969620I'm bringing AlmondLove back next month who will join?
>>583969404is it? Damn I mostly remember it being way too sweet for my european taste, only had it once though>>583969502understandable, maybe I'd give it a 2nd chance if I ever saw it in a store again, it's very hard to find here though
>>583969498
>>583969620What am I subscribed to, then?
>>583969502>agemasen recoveryJust borrow Maya brocho
>>583969282you fell for a schizo gaslight thoughneither the botting or VF allegations were real and were easily disproventhough I agree that the temp sock puppets were distasteful, they're being phased out for thread anons anyways
>>583969957the whole reason I'm remaking in the first place IS because of PoC. being able to proc it twice is too fr*cking good to pass up>>583969787>it's very hard to find here thoughyeaaa some producers just refuse to sell wherever you are for some reason. can always try the foreign candy store those are fun
I wish McQueen has Ryan's boobs
>>583969829I really, really hate that drawing because it will never be real.
>>583969969my beautiful image broke
>>583970185the broken image was funny
>>583969502I think Bakushin is better, better initial Friendship, more prio and the TE will help you out if you get a nice stack on Power or Stam on Summer trainings.I'd try out Baku for a run or 2 to see if the Kita becomes a Powerlet or not>>583969787>>583969502I drink water 99% of the time and haven't tasted Dr.Pepper in probably a decade. I remember it being bitter though.
>>583969078It's okay to hate non /uma/ clubs
>>583970248she's highkey a bit of a powerlet no matter what unless I get good off-rainbow trainings. like 900 is the minimum but it can go up to 1050
>>583970406I like my /v/ma club
>>583970561are they aware you cheat on them posting hereI remember the original /v/ma clubs being pretty racist towards us
>>583970248yeah I mostly drink water myself, water good and healthy!>>583970143I have tried a good bunch of murrican candy and snacks, I feel like a lot of them are very intense in flavor compared to what we have here, I did like most of them though>>583969969>>583970185NTA and I don't have much say in this since I'm not the list maker but I think you guys would be fine to go on it, I guess the last alt accounts would have to go but I do understand that recruiting has been kinda rough recently
>>583970702I host there sometimes just to up my rep incase things get bad enough
>>583970702I'm racist towards this place and I live here
I like everybody here, even the schizos and the trannies and the gaslighters that made me fuck up my build for 100% of my CMs so far.
chestnuts
I only go to /v/ma to rape their rooms
fun fact about open leauge; Single Speed guts builds are actually fairly braindead in Unity
>>583970794Just like any third worlder!
Why are there two breads?
>>583970702Never ask a /v/ma danchou which board his bf posts in
>>583970494I think hitting 1000 is good enough, trying to get more than that is gonna be too much effort for too little gain.
>>583971079made me lol irl
>>583971076Schizos
I miss my ex mambwo that went to a /v/ma club, he's a cool guy...
>>583970898I always ask my club if I have a suspicion something is fake news
>>583970702It's more of a performative hatred they don't really care that much other than a few schizos.
>>583971202It's so tough to say anything on club chat though.
>>583971385y0u g0tt4 ju5t try
where did tama go
>>583971202can you name one example of something you sussed out as fake and your club confirmed it?
>>583971192He is really nice, I had fun taIking to him yesterday
>>583971487the most recent one was if you needed or SHOULD have dd at all for the arima cm and multiple of them said it's a skip
>>583971552based! Do say hi to him from me if it's not awkward and the other clubbies don't mind, we used to have a lot of fun doing in-club CM practice rooms, I still borrow his MLB Riko when I'm fan farming
>>583971651but the thread also said to skip it?
>>583971751I saw mixed opinions and idk which was the gaslight which is why I asked
>>583971385Skill issue
>>583971774You should have DD though, it's just PP that's bad.
>>583969763>almondanchou is not in autisuma anymorewtf that anon could really be her
>>583971885
>>583972063begin what? coitus?
>>>>>>>pre-debutHOLY
>>583970898your fault for still trusting the "advice" here
>>583971730I'll tell him when I see him online but you need to tell me who you are first unless you just want me to say an anon from Mambo.
>>583972220>posting mid-run
>get Xmas Diawa>get Rob RoyIt's the season of titcows for me!
>>583972368I also got top runnerbring it on bitches
>>583972432stop talking too soon and jinxing your own run umama
>>583972323oh I thought it was obvious, I literally have Mambo in my in-game name, unless you're not who I'm thinking of but you're the only one I know that went to a /v/ma club recently>>583972432ganbare
>>583972592OISU!
>>583972432twinkle twinkleyou have no rainbows
>>583972592horses are such strange creatures
Leviathan wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>583972592
>>583972780
ayoibays
Solatio wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
sweepino
>>583972780>>583972814
miggu
>>583972587Ah ok I thought it was you but I wasn't 100% certain.Reading your comment again you did mention fan runs so that should have made it obvious since not a lot of Mambwos do fan runs...
Damn.
>2 active threadswhat the fuck did you guys do
Batik wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>583973224check the club list in the OP's
WTF not even lvl 5????????
>>583972814>>583973034Cute!>>583973081Alright that last bit made me giggle, mambwos try their hardest...>>583972692Mind Your Biscuits is a pretty funny name
KIMI NO AIBA GA
>>583973393>500~ friendship picturedTeio's TE + Maruzensky's TE doing wonders
>>583973393I'm sending night terror demons to attack you
>>583973594they really are nuts
>>583973278Whats wrong with removing /uma/ club, they use bots and discord? They had it coming
nyonivers
>>583973653Not saying I disagree, but that's what this whole debacle is about.
why is this STALLION blonde when the horse was brown
>>583973863Because blonde is always better.
>>583973653go back to your dead thread schizo
>>583973653>what's wrong with a schizo removing the club list from the OP to add his own vandalised club list without telling anyone
Nyoguri capTamanyo cross
>>583973653True, remove uma&co for the same reason.
>>583973863gotten from the dad unibass who was also blonde for some reason
>bring all SSR cards, only events I don't want finish>bring SR cards, can't get enough statsI want out of this purgatory.
>>583974186We collectively could just do that, there's more of us than them
had to dig through so many songs my FTE ended up horribleall chains finished too aieeeee
Golden Honey Bee wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>583974186And Bricked. Only pure /uma/ allowed.
>>583974385We told you not to post mid-race
>>583974396Are there any races from the game tonight?
>>583974531yes
>>583974503fine I'll lock in next time
>>583972432>>583974385pride cometh before the fall
>>583974385unfortunate>>583974396That's quite the pedigree>Sweet Alabamathese names will never not be funny to me
>1% wit failFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>583974498>pure /uma/Then you can also remove UmaDASH for harboring sloptubers with personal discords
JONG GOD IS RACING IN THE NEXT RACE!!!!!!
>>583974814The SOVLtuber is one or /us/
>>583974828>second favouriteEasiest bottom 3 I've ever seen
>>583974828these odds aren't too bad
>>583974901If that was true he wouldn't be a sloptuberMAKE /UMA/ GREAT AGAIN
>>583975025Go be a retard somewhere else if killing yourself is too hard of a task
Does /uma/ hate geldings?https://www.petitions.com/signatures/the_prix_de_larc_de_triomphe/
>>583974814>harboring sloptubersWhomst?
>>583975251I don't get why this is a big deal
Good night
>>583974828>it's a KitaspawnHE GOT THIS
>>583975308they're stallions not weighed down by the balls weight
>>583975189Go back to your tranny dicksword, bitch >>583975272Shana. Apparently there's another one but I don't know who it is
>>583975308because if a gelding wins l'arc, then the value of horse semen internationally drops
>>583975342night>>583975392cap
>>583975308The only people against it are those that have interest in keeping stallion fees very high
Dawn Racer wins 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto (Jong God got 2nd)
>>583975725
>>583975725that's it, ban uma chan
>>583975308Geldings are basically the irl equivalent of xog
>>583975272Not inside umadash but Shana's fineDidn't watch him but he was a fellow anon from the past board I went to, and also participated as an announcer in some divegrass matches
>>583971906>her
>>583872516>>583871221>>583869373Is the spot still open?
>>583975971>doesn't know about the OF
>>583975725jongers...
>>583975971almonddanchou actually was a her as opposed to the other one
>>583976129lol, lmao
fuck I posted my rng disaster in the other breadless schizos now ig
>>583975998you could try applying in game gwocho
>>583976129Girls don't play Umamusume
>>583974498why bricked?
Noshery wins 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
I have the flu and I don't know if I'll make it bros
we've over taken the other thread
>>583976701ignore them no club on the list deserves to be removed
>>583976509Well visibly it's still open but I moreso meant if they were like, intending on having anyone else, I dunno, figured I'd ask.
>>583976835nyo........
>>583976802>Cock Coat in last placebwo........................
>>583976835He didn't flu so good...
>>583976835i cast vitamin orange to buff your health
>>583976982
The clubs I hate should be removed from the list
gw deep in my ass somewhere
>>583976835you made me remember to take my vitamin C, winter is comingI'll remember you once you pass away anon
>>583976886Hopefully you receive a positive answer quickly and you can get in there I suppose. could send one in while you wait, since I doubt there are any issues with that
I love Kita's curves
>>583977243sex
>>583977243I see where the professor of curvature comes from
>>583977082I'm sure you probably bought random shit since the run was bricked but it's a wet conditions CM not a firm conditions CM in case you forgot
>>583977354yea wasn't anything else to buy
>4 golshi runs>lost the slacker gamble in all of themumazing
>>583973398>Mind Your Biscuits is a pretty funny namehe died recently...
ican'td o no mor e scram ble i s there
>>583977770Relax
get rowdy
>>583977197fair yea
Vers Reims wins 4th race (3YO+ Jump OPEN) at Kyoto
behave neutrally
>>583978169Make me
>>583978529hate this song like you wouldn't believe
What's a good place where people post CM parent borrows? I don't want to search the database, I want them paraded in front of me like those horse shows where I'm the old japanese businessman about to drop a fortune on the IRL gacha.
>>583978683I don't think that place exists, maybe the loopacord
>>583977556what the fuck are you taking that 90% gamble for
>>583978360maybe i will
>>583978823because there's a chance to win duh
this might sound stupid but I figured out how to play with 3 speed
I'm spending today building sprint parents instead of Arima aces
Caramelo wins 4th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
7 decides which mejiro I cum to tonight
which uma is for a goofy goober like me
>>583979249men
>>583978673
>>583978984but what you had to figure out is how to play with 2, the scenario was designed for 3
>>583979249Ryan
>>583979249mac queen
>>583979372the scenario was designed for 2 until JP players decided it was designed for 3
>>583979249paam
>>583979249me
I'm going to take Rob Roy to CM21. Any tips on the skills to take?
>>583979249Bright
>>583979484That's a bannable offense bro be careful
>>583979372>play with 2I don't believe anyone who says they have built a good ace uma that lacks speed growth on 2 speed.
>>583979574Sprint Corners
>>583968337mine isn't happy because if I didn't get Long S in second inspiration I glued the run and b& the fancount
The only pure /uma/ clubs are Autis/uma/, Tamalove and Mambo.
>>583979574turbo sprint, plancha, meticulous measures, head-on and budding bossom
>>583979675I hate Tamamo Cross though
>>583968540Fat McQueen? I was playing Elden Ring with my drunken nii-san, what'd I miss?
>>583979249palmer.
>>583979675So that's why those are the shitter clubs
>>583979675well we are fucked
>>583979675but which is the most impure club?
>>583979675grim
>>583979675>all of them are riding the edge of A+/Amaybe being ruined is the secret
>>583979792A guy spammed obese McQueen porn in the other thread and got wiped
>>583980049It wasn't even porn though
>>583979675the lower ranked clubs are the pure ones. every club past maybe B+ is a mercenary organization.
>>583971192I miss you guys too, sometimes. glad you're doing well, though
>>583979359
>>583979675The autistamambo merge will save /uma/...
>>583979675>also happens to be the shitter clubsIt is undeniable that evil is a necessity after all..
>>583979684No Neck and Neck?
>>583980085Fat fetishist shit is porn
>>583979574is it just me or is umagrok and his friends getting pretty good at answering these cm questions?
>>583980143if you have your own MLB Dasca, maybe, if you need to borrow, don't
>>583980238it's just youit can just search the web and read the transcripts of gaslight videos faster than you can
>posting a fatty is porn = bannable offensedamn so posting feeds, hands, heads, hair, literally anything that's a fetish is porn? wild stuff that you stupid zoomer
>>583979249
[-]
>>583980318no, but spamming and annoying the local janny will give you a vacationspamming in general is technically against the rules, but at least have some decency so they don't feel the need to give you a vacation
>>583980238>pace chaser>full throttle...
>>583980278Yeah I'll be borrowing a Bakushin Spd for her gold and most likely be using my own Scarlet card.
>>583979249Mejiro Ryan so it'll be challenging for you
[+]
>>583980431>spamminglol?
if umanko
>>583980318Nobody wants to see your disgusting slop.
Whenever you guys mention white skills, are you saying it because it's easier to remember/common than the white version and meant to take the gold one, or are you guys specifically taking the white ones for a reason I don't know?
>>583980463>CM21>Snowy soft wet conditions
I'm soft
>>583980368God Almighty I'm pretending this was a 7
are you ready?
>>583980643>>583980431the projections are strong tonight
>>583980908hell yeah I'm all readyalready given up
HOLY
>>583980908Fuck no, I did 5 borrows today and they were all shit
>>583980908still need to make my acces
>>583980908as ready as I care to be. my umas get trashed by the well built bourbons in the practice rooms, and knowing my luck I'll run into one of the Blaze Brian autists, so I am just hoping for a cheeky sneak into finals at this point.
>dying Oonige brocks all the ends behind her
>>583980697usually its to make it easier to remember. having the gold is nice but if you cant slot the card it comes from you can always loop the white and so thats name i usually remember.
Dober is my dick's weakness
>>583980697meant easier than the gold
>no speed rainbowsno speed rainbows>no speed rainbowscosmetic 3 speed holysomething quite literally has to go wrong EVERY run
>>583980908well I'm ready for that oneI am still indecisive on what I'm gonna do for CM21mutant InariFes is definitely part of the plan, but I need to decide in what way. Run Ruby and a Kingu parent?Wait for Sweepy Wit?I don't have a source of daring strike but I don't know how much more important it is than loading the fuck up on accels
>>583980697I'll be honest I don't know the name of half the gold skills in the game. Like gold Playtime's Over I don't even remember that. You expect me to remember something like the gold Late Surger Straightaways skill on the new Eishin Flash card??
>>583981408>Like gold Playtime's Over I don't even remember that.maybe play the game???????
>>583981408i think the eishin card's skill is called like poopen shelfen or something
>>583981408>You expect me to remember something like the gold Late Surger Straightaways skill on the new Eishin Flash card??no, because no one uses itbut you should remember a skill that literally everyone has had for the last 3 months
>>583980908>Ten bazillion parent runs with nothing goodGoing to be my first B 3rd.>Next CM is sprintI'm probably quitting to play WoW Forever.
>>583981408Smartest helios poster
>>583981408See you later!
>>583981596If you marry Palmer do you have to marry Helios too?
>>583980908I HATE LONG SLOP
>>583981609Did you know that Slipstream gold skill is in game? Me neither.
>>583981659that would be Ruby
>>583980908I LOVE LONG KINO
>>583981659if you fuck one you fuck the otherperfect life
I like longsbut this scenario doesn't play well with it is all
>>583981696now you're forcing your bait a bit too hard
>45k japs watching horse cock on official JRA streamlol
Will you miss the Grand Live when it's over?
>>583981889>20 trillion westoids watching some faggot stream dog shit games on twitchlmao
uh oh melty
>>583981596That's a good picture of Palmer
>>583980908I gave up I'll just pray I run into a bunch of auto umas and cheat my way into A finals
>>583981938Deranged response
>>583981889as it should be, all is right with the world.
>>583981938did you actually feel personally attacked?
>>583981889we love horse cock here, xir
>>583981760She's so dumb she's reading that book backwards
Cutie Bond (Owned by Fujita) wins 4th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>583981995the face in the corner, the ass, or both?
>>583980908The effort was there but my skill wasn't up to the task, I'll get bailed out to A finals and that will be that.
>>583982174Reminder that Stallion based Umas have a hidden futa horse cock
futa HATE
Tokai Teio insisted on jerking me off using a flashlight
>>583982494Damn is your urethra THAT wide?
ExcelUma(588536995) is recruiting new trainers looking for a comfy club in these trying times of GL>B+, maybe pushing for A next month>7m fans monthly for now>interested in open CMs (or not)my front spe didn't quite workout
>>583982606interested in Open CMs huh
Sprint mutating is always exciting
>>583982696>Sprint mutating is always excitingunless you uma has mandatory long races
sex seven
>>583982864Did you just completely ignore the image or
kawakami you're so bad time to die
>>583961094None. You could be speaking the truest truth, but retards will still believe an oguripost next to it anyway.
>>583982696is there a known stam/guts threshold to consistently get 3rd or is it a vibes based operation
>7 runs in a row Bourbon has failed to finish her event
I checked the Korean forums and it says:-El, Maachan, Mummy Creek, Flower unique-3 greens and Groundwork-Neck and Neck-In High Spirits-Professor of CurvatureAs the tip top BIS, and then-Tail Held High-Playtime's Over-Pace/Sprint Corner, then Straight-Slipstream-Beeline Burst-It's On!-Ambitious Breeze (never the white version)-Unstoppable-Speed Star-SuperstanAnd I think those are all in order of importance? So do I just grab as many cards as I can that gives those skills/white versions and just loop until I have like all of them? Then use the cards that give the important golds on my ace of course.
>>583983254350 minimum as late surger
>>583982671just another sea of pacers, my King will have to work hard once again
>>583983363I hear ya
>>583983254Vibes
>>583983312bwo we already had sprint CMs, it's the same skills every time. what are you brainstorming for?
Satono Kagura wins 4th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>583983312>3 greens and Groundwork>on pace>ElI know what you are
>>583983469Because I never did one before?
>>583983459post more of this artisthe cute
>>583983469he's newcutie vwo
>>583983495I'm just reading off this. Putting my gook knowledge to good use.
Cheeky Sprint room?
Also thats just not true, Machan, Nishino and Cheer Halo are all relevant for this sprint CM so its not really RNG at all
My favorite Umas are Cafe (long merchant who's alt is an end closer), Dia (who can't use her own giga-meta card), and Akebono (sprint merchant who isn't a late surger.) Deciding on a pull plan has been hell.
>>583983528fair enough bwojust add pulse to your list
>>583983883nyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=802k1LVoNas
>>583980908I used to love longslop but something changed in me and I blame GL
>1/4 rainbows during summer>only one uma cameThis run is gonna be ass isn't it...
>>583983543
>>583983940Okay....
>>583983883nymaybe
>>583983896Kill yourself
>>583980908so ready vro
shop gave me my last ichiban shard
>>583983684didn't notice you were the newcutie anon, groundwork pace pasa is a weird rec by /uma/'s favorite japanese sloptuber who used to shill her a lotit was a joke post
>>583984116>A+Stop being a pussy
>>583984104SEAthe
>>583984167Well shit bro, I was planning on using El but you put me on the spot. Planned on Rob Roy and Yamanin Zephyr for sure but couldn't choose the last one.
>>583984167there's a 70% chance anyone asking about building paces and/or zrr is the newbie
>>583984006easy, +1200 stats made long miserable to train for because before you could stay comfortable on 1200-stamina needed-1200-fuck guts-1000/1000now you're actively looking for 1500 speed-stamina needed-1200-fuck guts still-1200 and that's not even mentioning skills and S sparksi love uma but the future scares me and i don't even consider myself a competitive player
76382140sprint room because there are no lobbies
>>583984332you can use El, she is not as strong as the last time we had this CM but she can still do it
brb killing myself
>>583984362I dont wanna lose to an Open Shitter, fuck off
>>5839843611200+ isn't necessarily the issue, the issue is that the speed requirement jumped from 1200 to 2000 (raw) in one scenario, and the scenario and cards did not get that much stronger
>>583984362did not notice it was open league, whoopsie
>>583984497literally doesnt matter I need anything right now since there are no rooms
>>583984362>open leagueare you okay with S rank umas? I can join with my CM9 aces
Meister Shoes wins 6th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
quite possibly the most even winrate room of all time
>>583984041
>>583984332You only need to use her and BELIEVE
>>583984660yeah get in
>>583984362Do you wanna race against UGs? I can bring my TT team would be funny if they lose
>>583984751holy cute
>>583984748>stallion
>>583984493yup that's it, i really wish training in future scenarios are more straightforward, RNG on top of the usual training RNG isn't my cup of tea
>>583984751morning ramen
>>583984768I need Hakuraku to notice my umas so I'm trying to farm a win against regular players
>>583984041Gentildonna mogs those sisters without any effort at all
samson big girl shorts ok
>>583985146I like the one on the right with the :3 face.
>>583985051I have my Umas from the first Sprint CM, I can join with them if you want, pretty sure you'll beat them
big simpson
Graded Sprint room959925219599252195992521
aston martin
>>583984940I really do like this artist's backgrounds
>>583984757I don't have Oguri unfortunately. I used my free tickets on Maruzensky and Suzuka.
With more specialised cards coming out I wanna focus on Late/End mostly, what card(s) are must pulls for me? What Parents? I know Ryan and Dober are pretty much evergreen, but idk what skill(s) to get on them.
what are the odds that maya ends up hyperactively chatting away the entire time?
it's betting time
>>583985491>grown-up training sitting in a cafeshe has a vibrator inside doesn't she?
>>583985292>late start>9th all race>hits everything and only gets to 5thI love gambling
now that that bread is as good as dead I can call you a massive faggot for your gay little rat sabotagethere's potential in you and I know that yet you do all this cringe shitsincerely go fuck yourself until you stop doing this.
>>583985610>mfw seeing the TT king halo appear out of nowhere
>>583985403SiL speed, and Tact Witall on top of the must-have general cards btwarguably pokke speed too on the rare cms where you'll need a stam card during l'arc so you can borrow kris s instead
>>583985652what did he mean by this
>>583980908maybeim running triple paces and am too lazy to fish for Long S so i'll probably lose but im tired
>>583985596maya wouldn't know what that is...
>>583985810Schizo drivel
Break Solo wins 6th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>583985726>rudolf wit>stego guts>teio speedgaslight
>>583985726advice will surely change by then but note that this guide was made just after hot springs startedTeio is skippable for non-paces because Air Groove 6 weeks after her is way higher priorityLates also have power Digitan down the track but while she's very good on paper it doesn't look like she's actually usable any time soon
>>583985146>condom in her purse
>>583985292Is this hakuraku gaslight real?
>>583986136what a weird idea that an uma wouldn't want it raw
I will do it again and keep doing it since it seems to be working. I did it all so you two would split.
>>583986210Impregnating mares is wrong
>>583985652>>583985810Translation:Umama: You've failed being a nuisance V and now I can call you a faggot, I believe in you but you're still acting this immaturely. Don't ever interact with me till you calm down.
>>583986210but anal without protection is dangerous
>>583986367how
>>583986161sprints are just like that
>>583986347wtf umama said this?
>>583986161victory goes to the luckiest
>>583986347You missed the rat sabotage part
>>583986347Umama calling anyone else immature...Pot, meet kettle
>>583986347Translate this >>583986308 too big boned Currne
>>583986347this fatco looks strange....
>>583986347head from fat curren could fix me
>>583986347Dacchis really changed Umama... he wouldn't be ilke this to V
>>583985213
what happened to chibiposter (manual)?
>>583986878Ugly brat
>>583986347>will never be crushed under fatcurrenlife is unfair
Lady Goal wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>583980908I'll do my best in B finals50+ ace runs, btw
I hate bugs so Verxina would save me
>>583986935He realized this shit thread wasn't worth itWise choice really
>>583987019I need to make one more ace
>>583986547Now it's confirmed the leak was V sabotaging Umama's chance to go back to /uma/ Club.
>>583987176nyoo...
>>583987152this is an easy A finals team anon what are you on
>>583987152howd you get concentration on kitasan?
>>583987243He is talking about the thread sabotage retard
>>583986308>>583986660Translation:V: I'll do thread splitting, ruining the clublist and anything, I'll keep on being a nuisance forever as I keep getting reactions from you Umama. I am doing this so you(Umama) and someone (a person? Dacchis the club? Who knows.)else will split off from each other.
>>583987258I'd do the same if I saw people salivating over AI illustrations
>>583987517Seethe wagie
Why did a silly horse girl game attract the biggest retards
>>583987259I saw what anons cooked and it didn't look realeveryone capped speed, got 950+ stam and a gold/ 3 whites and goddamn zillion midrace skillsI'm really drunk right now after training that Suzuka (4th try, as opposed to 20 for the Bourbon and 30 for the Kitasan), maybe tomorrow's Round 1 won't be as bad as I imaginebut I bet it will
I still wonderwhy they tried to imply that other umas kidnap trainers
>>583987501Umama's umabf is at /uma/ club he got Umama kicked from /uma/ club to split them apart
>>583987570based on what spills out from the gook gachas I don't think we have it nearly that bad
cum bucket
>>583987570all girls cast means yuribrowns, AGP trannies, and seanigs gather
>>583987501Who he's talking about is the most important part
>>583987517there are two chibiposters: slop one and manual one. the one attached here was made by manual one.
>>583987570there are worse people in other threadsthese goobers are at least kinda funny
>>583987470What thread sabotage? Please tell me you don't mean this clublist shit nobody cares because that would be really retarded of you
>>583987646>there are two chibiposters: slop one and manual oneI know. It makes sense if he left after seeing the former.
If you had to choose between Lightning Surge and Turbo Sprint for a backliner, which would you aim for?
>>583987403Wit Bourbon (turbo shit card) has scenario link in GL so if a) you buy 3 songs per concert and b) have 16 BEFORE Senior Year Japan Cup (so early November), you get skill hints. Bourbon's is Concentration.
>>583987570>biggest retards>this thread>this game's fanbase>on this siteYou haven't lived a long life
>>583987501You really need to stop blaming me for everything. I made some mistakes but I have been trying to stay on the side since then. I don't even bake threads anymore. when I did I always tried to keep it clean and update the OP and that hasn't changed in my mind.
>>583987704Umama likes /Uma/Club and is mad V is sperging out about it
>>583987739in a vacuum, lightning surge every timebut we don't live in a vacuum, and so you consider that turbo sprint comes on a speed card and lightning surge comes on a power card
>>583987802>likes /Uma/Clubno one does this
>>583987802pfffhahahaYou're retarded after all
>>583987759Surely you have a better wit card than bourbon for kitasan
>>583987739Lightning Surge perfect procs from Louder Tracen Cheer but its stuck on a very shitty card
>>583987593you're overthinking it anon, if you could mimic what the frontfags here do let alone beat them at their game the plat would be a non issueanyone who has played this game from the start and is kinda a shitter such as I am knows what the minimum requirements for A finals are and you're there, you will be seal clubbing tomorrowcall me a slur in a few days if you don't make it though
All long cms should be at least Soft Rainy
>>583987846I meanit's believeable if it's Umama, that thing isn't a person
Does anyone else really struggle with power, even when I take 3 fucking speed cards and tap tap tap I struggle to even get like 950. This CM has filtered the everloving shit out of me, the ridiculous speed cap, 900+ stamina, power, wit at not caveman levels, at least 14 Long sparks not getting S consistently, I can't compete.
>>583987846>>583987852Faggot the only thread sabotage was the club list what else can he be talking about
>>583988043No, as a danchou i have a lot of power
>>583988107>a lot of powerAs proven by the last month, no you don't
>>583988043you aren't meant to cap power on longs, especially this cm, and instead have to rely on accels exactly because of the 900 stam requirement
>>583988037carats are too good..
>>583988043power's whatever but stamina is so swingy that I stopped trying pretty early on
>>583988107you dont have any power the people havent given youthe proles can always rise up
Cape Wickham wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
god these threads are fucking unreadable now
>>583987593I know where you come from. I'm the same but I cope by saying I'm pacechud. I don't have parents for any other position. Actually, I have a late parent but it's a power parent which is useless for this CM because you stamina instead. All my ends and lates ends up being trash.
what if you don't even get A finals?
>>583988043850-900 power is passable on a frontie, and if you're not making a frontie you can sacrifice their 1050 minimum wit to pump your power to 1k
>>5839882597 and you get A finals4 and you don't which means ETERNAL DOOM but not really just a smaller reward and a hit to your e-peen I guess
>>583988259Then hopefully you get B finals
11020168CM21
>>583979249Hishi Akebono
>>583988340what if you lose 40 races in group A wouldn't that be funny
>>583988409almost had that happen twiceNot funnyKnowing your team is only good enough for B finals and then luckshitting into group A is an awful experience
>tfw no hits with my gp falco give me a week to make my pasa-falco/fuji parent and I'll join
>>583988519i would TANK this btw
>>583988103Yeah Umama really cares about a fucking clublist that nobody even reads and not about >her chances of joining the S club back because of a leak. You're really smart lil bro.
>>583979249mejiro ship
>>583987918Many. Marv/Fuku/Sky/Daiwa etc. But Concentration is vital for Fronts, because Late Start kills them. Concentration almost entirely negates it. Watch all 3 of your fronts get Late Start and lose 3x in a row, then you will understand
>>583988609my cm1 oguri with 70% WR lost with a late start in the Finals...
>>583988609Low wit will get overtaken regardless
>>583987954thanks for the booster, Currenfag. This CM prep was awful because of stam requirements. I hope you win plat
Bouquet's underwear is showing through
>>583988609>Concentration is vital for frontsnot at the cost of using such a shit card, and definitely not in long where it matters less
>>583988567I don't play fighting games but I've always got a kick out of people drawing characters with fighting game inputs or hit/hurtboxes
>>58398837634651983
>>583988796If you can't hit 1k wit using fm/seiun with bourbonyou just suck ass at this game.
>>583988875are you just conveniently ignoring all the other stats outside of wit? any retard can run 6 speed cards and get 1k wit rolling your face on the button
>>583988929>>583988929>>583988929>>583988929
>>583988519whatever happens i hope that never happens to you or any anon here in the future again, not even getting B finals is something i wouldn't wish even to my worst enemy
>>583988931Don't play fronts again meta niggerEnjoy building 1600 speed 1300 pow 800 wit subumas like you are
>>583988796>check hakuraku data>concentration double front + runaway or debuffers have 50% winstreak>same comps without it have 46%Huh
>>583988579Who cares, my point is he's talking about /Uma/Club. I don't care if he likes them for the carats
>>583988941can we trust this thread
https://files.catbox.moe/idkj6x.mp4sweepy sweepcookie if you can guess the song
>>583988043yes, yes, and yesthis CM is sent from Satan's testicles>minimum 1450 speed + Long S>but if you get 1600 speed Long A lol you get fucked by 1400 speed Long S because fuck you that's why >900 stam + gold>1k+ power>1k+wit>every skill your style needsIt's fucking impossible unless you triply luckshit. t.lucklet
>>583989059i trust tahbo threads with my life
>>583989030Post your fronts so we can laugh
>>583988609You can still fail the wit check for Concentration even at 1k+ withttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=c_p6yckQuy48o6Nu1KVtQOk5
>>583988796anons said similar things about Groundwork during Pisces 1>race is 3200m, Groundwork is only active in the first 100m or so, there's TONS of midrace if you skip GW t's fine>groundwork fronts proceeded to fuck rape ass
>>583989276I've posted them here enough times.Didn't even deny being a metanigger, go fuck yourself filthy faggot
>>583989370Link them then pussy
>>583989332NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>583988796>definitely not in long where it matters lessThis gaslight is still going on? Who started this anyway?
>>583989409https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=archetypes&team=hbkIWLcw0pJtHGlfFxwp4Pzzgjob7yhjd9PYQu_vXYRcWeak piece of shit you don't understand the value of two golds in a single wit cardConc and TTL are too critical
>Fat retard wins debut>Cafeteria at full stam>Shitty shop RNG, barely able to buy third song despite over 100 tokens in the bank>LH worthless as always>Hopeful Stakes blocked out>This fat retard somehow managed to not meet the fan requirement that apparently existsJust killed the run myself instead of letting it fail. I hate this piece of shit game so much.
