#Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>583605891
Julia thread
Ashley is the cutest!
>>584037981Ashley is such a dora bowl
SEX SEVEN
What if Ashley but hyperacive, hyperclingly, hyperchatty teen stage Ashley?
>>584037981
>>584038563>anon sex sister
>>584038563>Andy jetset confessionconfessing at Narita airport
>>584038714All older brothers are sisbutt enthusiasts.
>>584038563>Larping bullshit fun>kids brother probably>retarded things pregnant women sayingsentient cloud
>>584038563>anon sex sister juliaWhy does anon get to sex Jane?
AU where Andrew and Ashley open a burger restaurant.
>>584039235Lemme get an Incest burger, extra sister grool
>>584039339>groolew
>>584039235Yeah uhhhh lemme get uhhh fukken Double McSister, extra sibling sauce, a large Lemon-pepper fry, and a diet Toxisoda.
>>584039235Can I get the hussie burger? Hold the gherkins.
>>584039235I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>>584036717What image were you going to use?
>>584039809...we serve incest here, sir.
>>584037316Actually disgusting, I'll delete that pic from the Sacred Delphic Folder. Also, it's the perfect time of the day to yet again shill for thicc sisters
>>584040070It's Squishy Sister Saturday
>>584039936This one
I need to cook but Idon't want to, it means cutting down a pork joint into strips and cutting up chillis for the garnish.I'm kinda annoyed because something ate holes in all of my chilli plants and I'll have to throw away at least 30.I need a cookley for motivation..
>>584040070make a separate folder for stuff like that with a note in the file name, nothing worse than forgetting why you deleted it
>>584040262
>>584040439Not feeling it, too much watermark and wanton sluttishness, I need Ashley in pro cook mood.
https://x.com/C4spersCoffin/status/2108977208660533559
>>584040262>>584040665
>>584039235
>>584041610Perfect.
>>584040167I has a nice ring to it, actually! I wish I could cook for my sister rn, will learn to make something nice for the next time we see each other.>>584040439Fair enough, actually. Thanks for the idea anon.
>>584040665>too much watermarkSet newfaggots on fire
>>584038563>julia thing read next retardThis is the effect hussies have on your brain
>>584043528Love dumb
>>584046542Pipe: Julia's semenFat man: meSkinny man: who cares
>>584037981Does goth Pippa fug in the coffin?
>>584047570Pippa had a good playthrough of it. I should rewatch it, I forget some of the takes she gave beyond "It's not too late to unfuck themselves"
AU where Andrew and Ashley rob a bank
>>584037981Ashley is ASS but I'm willing to settle for her AMAZING FAT TITS!
>>584038563What games does she like?
>>584049798>AMAZING FAT TITS!smaller than advertised
>>584042008Did you mean to reply to my chefley request?I have returned after being inspired by>>584041610It turned out pretty good but I was a little too generous with the chillies for one of the dishes.
>>584050004Still good enough. And can you imagine just how large and engorged with fresh nourishing milk they must get once she becomes a single mother?
>>584050304>>584049951>>584040439ZOOO. ZOOOOWE. WOOOOOO WEEEEEE BUNGAS BOONGA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBAAAAAAAAA ZOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEE MAMA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH
>>584040439This picture is hot
AU where Andrew and Ashley get trapped in their apartment as a result of a shady deal their parents made with a surgeon, resulting in them partaking in cannibalism and demonic rituals in order to survive and escape
>>584051765Hey that's a cool ideae, maybe somebody should make a mod of it.
>>584051765They wouldn't do that
>>584051765AU discourse is getting surreal
>>584051765That's a little too abstract I think. No way Andrew and Ashley would be in this scenario.
>>584051765That's just weird, makes way more sense in the canon route where he's fucking his mama, why would you make it his sister o algo
I still don't understand what Andrew sees in Ashley>can't cook>can't plan, impulsive>can't shoot even at point blank>moderately retarded school dropout>can't draw>can't control her emotions>can't socialize properly, everyone sees her as weird>can't even be kind to her own brotherIs she at least good in bed?
>>584051765you just want to see them commit crimes to survive and struggle with the consequences, don't you
>>584054410dead ley
>>584054621Why does he keep putting up with a dead starfish in bed?
>>584054410Andrew is a sensitive young man, and he cannot open up to anyone besides AshleyUntil he gets forcibly opened up by Lord Unknown, that is
>>584054895Still tighter than Julia.
>>584054410>cooks perfectly fine, Andrew is a bitch and picky eater>planned the killing of the hitman on the spot>in tumor vision she executed the whole family at point blank range>intellectual powerhouse and expert in microbiology >is calm 99% of the time>can socialize properly, but chooses not too>she's very kind too Andrew, a lotand she's great in bed, btw. Maybe you should play the game first kiddo.
>>584037981Curvy teen sisters get split open by the brock, simple as.
>>584055607Even outside of all of those things, she has probably one of the most important things men look for in women: loyalty. Specifically, she is single-mindedly loyal to Andrew, even to her detriment. Every other supposed "negative' pales in comparison to this overwhelming advantage.
>>584039339
>>584054621Let me ask you something. When you came pullin up 'round the front of my house, did you notice a sign out front that said "Dead Ley Storage"?
>>584056458Honestly in an untrustworthy world your little sister is a remarkably appealing marriage prospect
>>584039936>>584040193I want to impregnate my sisterwife, and then cum in her again while she's pregnant
>>584056871>doublebelowthekneeamputeeley
>>584037981Anons with no sisters would never know how wholesome it is to have one (even without incest shit)
>>584056770You joke, or maybe you don't, but a sister willing to engage in a sexual relationship with her brother is going to be naturally inclined toward being a good spousibling because she actually WANTS him.
>>584057319I'm somewhat serious, cousin marriage is practiced mostly because you couldn't trust outsiders. Sister marriage is thus a necessity in the most untrustworthy times.
>>584038563>andrew found girl truly great
>>584057664That will NOT happen in any timeline, unlike the inverse
>>584054410>Funny>Charming in a dark-humour sense>Despite her naivete, is smart and perceptive>Caring in her own way, despite her disrespect (which he taught her to do)>Is the only person who ever even understood parts of himMost important of all, Andrew is a hateful battered soul deep down. It's not so much that Ashley is that special - it's that he hates the world beyond himself to a coldly firm degree, and Ashley is the one exception. The exception becomes the obsession. It's partly why he tries to escape her. Because if he could just cut Ashley out of his mind, then he'd go the rest of his life without the burdens of love and wantIn a way, all her myriad ways of uselessness might be of relief to him despite his protests. It kept her anchored to him.
Ashley = qtpi
>>584058172Nobody says this
>>584058172We're all saying this.
>>584058172everyone is saying this.
>>584058172We said this yesterday and we will say it tomorrow
>>584051765That's just absurd.
>>584058172Everyone says this, and anyone who doesn't will be crucified.
>>584057563I don't think anons would really want to live in the sort of world where marrying your sister is the best option...
>>584058965We already do. The foyim have gone off the deep end and are intent to see how far down they can go.
>>584058208I say this.
>>584059062The foyim secretly want to be forced to marry their brother...
>>584057220I tried to save my half-sister from a life of hermitage but I couldn't. I wish I could have made her smile like Ashley...
>>584058965>I don't think anons would really want to live in the sort of world where marrying your sister is the best option...We don't get to choose what world we live in anon
>>584054410In the most selfish sense (and I don't say "selfish" as an indictment), Andrew loves Ashley because Andrew wants to be seen, and still loved despite being seen. Other people can't satisfy this because if they saw through him, he has reason to believe they would reject him; Ashley's perceptiveness provides the lone sanctuary where he can show her this horrible pile of shit that he is, and she'll make that stupid fucking face like she doesn't get what the problem is. The Andrew Bateman comparisons are funny, but they would make a bit more sense if they focused less on the superficial acts of killing (for completely different reasons at that), and more on the longing to have one's pain validated.
>>584058704Even the Gens Julia says this.
>>584060448If it ever comes to that, you try to put twenty kids in your sister and pray to whatever gods will listen that some of them can survive this hell
>>584061883>ancient people had to have 8 kids since half of them or more would die>modern people need to have 8 kids since half of them or more will be psychological warfare casualties Grim.We've come full circle.
>>584062336evverything changes but everything stays the same
>>584061338Where I'll begin my indictment is that Andrew's need for Ashley to make that stupid fucking face like she doesn't get what the problem is, and Andrew's need for Ashley to be dependent on him, eventually become the same. Andrew is the net beneficiary of their codependency by a significant margin, because he gets to shut Ashley off from the world, create a system where his codependency-causing anxieties must be settled by the codependency itself, and convince himself this is all fate.
>>584061883>and pray to whatever gods will listen that some of them can survive this hellLiterally all 20 of them would survive.
Anons who live in places where delphism is legal, genuinely give me one good reason why you aren't having unprotected sex with your sister and lovingly splooging inside her while holding hands (interlocking fingers)
>>584063636I don't have one
>>584063636Not all sisters crave the brock (they are bad sisters).
>>584064561Ashley deserves a real cock
>>584063265Not in the premodern world without advanced medical technology.
>>584063636>Anons who live in places where delphism is legalThe civilisations with law codes permitting sibling marriage that don't exist now?
>>584055607>can socialize properly, but chooses not toYes and no, I think. Ashley knows that chasing the artificial will bring her misery, but she isn't prepared for the consequences of not accepting the group rituals. She still wants friends, she just wants real friends. She probably failed to compromise in more reasonable ways, much like Leyley failed to compromise. So ultimately it was very difficult for her to actually belong
Snuggling. With sisters.
https://youtu.be/owMYZZcl0xEI randomly heard this on the radio and thought it was Coffin as hell?
>>584066045Delphism is legal everywhere sex is legal, it's just not officially sanctioned.To say otherwise is to insist that you cannot have a loving life with your sister-wife without a piece of paper, a gaudy church ceremony, and tax breaks. It's great when those things are available but it's not necessary.
>>584069605Honestly, in the United States of Brazil the tax "break" (singular) is the minor added convenience of being able to file jointly.
Trees are made of wood
>>584069785In most countries as far as I'm aware the chief benefit is inheritance rights to the spouse or the offspring of the union
>>584070221Experts dispute this
>>584069785>>584070363It seriously is unreasonably cruel that siblings who live together as adults have basically no rights as to their arrangement. I'm not even saying an explicitly romantic institution like marriage is necessary, because genuinely what is the reason siblings cannot enter into a civil union? Civil unions still exist despite gay marriage now being legal, so clearly the purpose of a civil union isn't to be a romantic institution. There are plenty of adult siblings who live together in 100% incest-free arrangements, and in many cases one of them is a dependent, yet these people are screwed on the matter of tax, inheritance, partner visas, and are forced to testify against each other. Platonic marriages are deemed okay, platonic civil unions are deemed okay, but legal protections suddenly don't matter when two friends happen to share parents?
>>584071720>because genuinely what is the reason siblings cannot enter into a civil union?The Bible bro we have been over this.
>>584071867*tips fedora*
>>584071867A pact is not a sexual act. Try again.
>>584071720Can you designate your sibling as anything convenient other than next of kin?This would actually be something worth campaigning to have laws implemented around.Granting siblings protective rights, way simpler that prohibitions against incest.
>>584072620*than
>>584072620>Can you designate your sibling as anything convenient other than next of kin?Nope, as is your sibling is just somebody whom your relationship with is entirely at the state's discretion.
>>584072620>This would actually be something worth campaigning to have laws implemented around.The problem with lobbying for any sort of legislative action is that you need either a lot of money or a lot of popular support.
>>584072975>popular supportlmaoThe La Li Lu Le Lo will pass whatever laws they want
>>584073126You can say jews, it's safe here. Either way no law is getting passed just because it's sensible and fair.
>>584073304>You can say jews, it's safe hereReminded, genuinely what the fuck did Nemlei mean by this?
>>584073495Nemlei is chudpilled. This is known.
>>584073546I still can't believe Qemlei got cancelled for incest and not for making a game during COVID lockdown about the whole thing being a hoax
>>584073807>during COVID lockdownCome on, Episode 1 didn't come out THAT long ago.
>>584073807The conspiracy in Coffin isn't particularly sensational when compared to "SIBLING SEX" and Ashley being a woman who is actually feminine.
>>584073998The pandemic was still officially ongoing when Ep1 came out though
>>584073998It's been 5 years
>>584073546>>584073495>>584073807>when Nemlei showed a cabal plotting to start a hoax pandemic to keep people locked up at home and kill them, one of them remarks that this sorta thing already happened "a few years ago".Guys I'm being fucking serious, is the surgeon meant to be Fauci?
>>584074437Nah man, that's all just total happenstanceWhat do you think stupid nigga?
>>584074437>is the surgeon meant to be Fauci?I think "meant to be" attributes a degree of intentionality that simply isn't there. "Inspired by" is probably a more apt comparison.
>it's been years and the game still isn't even halfway released yetThe story expanded too much for Nemlei to handle and it'll never get released in full
>>584038563>possible asshole impregnateIt's time to anally impregnate Nemlei!
Do you think ??? is one of the few demons of his kind, or are there a whole bunch of realms out there with other demons looking to make deal?
>>584075750>it iS pUrE cHance wHich VoiCes ReacH mY ChamBer.The latter. The fact ??? seems to have been a human in a past life also points to a repeatable process for entity creation.
>>584075931Why Nemlei they have to make him so cute?
>>584076530To stimulate demand for official merch
>>584076530I swear that I am a fluent native english speaker more than capable of stringing together coherent sentences.But for some reason I sometimes type like a drunk esl.It's at it's worst when I neglect to throrougly proofcheck my writing, yet even when I do It somehow seems to contribute even more errors, breaking entire sentences into nonsensical repitition, or replacing entire words with peculiarities that I swear blind I definitely didn't intend to type...
>>584054410>>can't cook>>can't plan, impulsive>>can't shoot even at point blank>>moderately retarded school dropout>>can't draw>>can't control her emotions>>can't socialize properly, everyone sees her as weird>>can't even be kind to her own brother>Is she at least good in bed?Ashley sucks...and that is a good thing!
>>584077139I'm an Anglo-Saxon-Jute and I didn't even notice what was wrong with your sentence because I communicate with my /calg/ brethren solely through 3D acoustic reflections. I immediately understood what you intended to ask me, and I answered
>>584065954Skill issue and weak genes
>>584077454>Ashley sucksme off
>>584078581Nemmy cute
>>584078581Last year we went 6 months without a devlog. Will Professor Nemurei beat her record?
>>584078901Nemlei would rather suck dick screaming than release content
I do not appreciate sexually violent comments targetting Nemlei.
>>584079423Who is this Dick Screaming fella?
>>584079573She deserves it for getting sidetracked by pointless bullshit instead of finishing her fucking game.
I appreciate the sexually violent comments targeting Nemlei and she did nothing wrong by chasing copyright infringement.
Nemlei is a good kitty who deserves treats for terrorizing gypsy scammers.
>>584080043I direct all my sexual violence to Leyley. She needs to be rape corrected in ways not even Ashley does.
>>584080285Leyley deserves consensual passionate sex
>>584080605More like passionate animalistic painal!
>>584081347Leyley is NOT for hurting! She's cute and sexy (9)
>>584081393Yeah and so watching her screaming and crying would just make her look even better. Andrew was too much of a fag to raise her properly. I bet Renee wouldn't have raised any objection to Andrew dicking her if it kept Leyley quiet and behaving.
>>584081553
4chan safe-edgy,
>>584081753Absurd but also indisputable.
>>584082923I pride myself on trukes.
Stalk brothers
>>584065284
>>584075110I volunteer.
>>584086586jesus, look at the absolute weapon he's carrying...
Not only is it Monday... now all month I have to start an hour early cause my coworker got a second job. Sleep? Who needs it.
>>584087758Anon... it's saturday
Ashley does a magic trickhttps://x.com/Toyslasher/status/2109127777806889261
>>584088134Holy shit, how?
imōsekkusu?
>>584088134I thought she would give the middle finger
>>584090265The only french I understand is french kissing my sister.
>>584087781Not for me, it isn't.
>>584088134>Andrew is on stage with his brock out>for my next trick: I'm going to make my cock disappear >Grabs Ashley by the sips and pushes her down in one motion >TADA, IT'S.... GONE>the skulls of the parents of no reaction >LU and ??? clap
>>584091779>LU and ??? clapThis is no time for amorphous demon yaoi fanfiction, anon.
>>584091931YES THERE IS! SHUT UP!
>>584093687Holy FUCK this Ashley needs cock
>>584094128Look at this guy, aroused by a woman with an air of sophistication and a demure appearance with the faintest hint of limitless sensual delights buried underneath it waiting to be unleashed.
Hug sisters.
sisters are so cute, it's a shame they're also scary and i don't know how to talk to them :(
Was giving sisters rights a mistake?>sister has PS5>she hasn't played it or updated in months>jailbreak drops like a week ago>sony patches it>unpatched consoles surge in resale value>tell her she could sell her PS5 for a profit and buy a replacement console>"I don't like going to the store"Every day I learn a new reason women weren't allowed to open bank accounts before the 70's
>>584094784I think that's something unique to your sister, mine is normal.
>>584094784Meanwhile when Julia says she doesn't feel like selling her PS5, Andrew doesn't argue with her at all and enthusiastically supports her decision!
>>584095526Julia would be a console peasant.
Ashley got booba
>>584100763I love women
>>584101478PAIZURI!
>>584090410Might be the funniest post we'll get in this thread.
>>584103162It's truly underrated
>I want Ashley to be happy>Ashley is unhappy because of many self-destructive habits>Which she keeps because of a taught aversion to consequences>But she learns from consequences and can even grow from them>But those consequences make her unhappy>Therefore, in order for Ashley to be happy>I want Ashley to be unhappy?
>>584104596All of this could have been prevented if Teendrew just let Teenshley ride him like a mechanical bull.
>>584104714Is Andrew like a bull? Does that make him a brovine?
My sister has a cyborgification fetish. She likes it when I tie her to the bed naked and blindfolded and pretend like I'm turning her into a cyborg against her will. I gently run a pizza cutter over her skin to give the sensation of surgery being performed and wrap her legs and arms up in aluminum foil to simulate her human limbs being replaced with cybernetic ones.I give her updates on the progress of the operation in a robotic voice, saying something like "Operation 43.22% complete. Beginning arm replacement..." When she's all covered in tinfoil, I put a pair of green tinted ski goggles over her blindfolded eyes and pull the blindfold out from underneath them. The first thing she sees is her once human body, now fully augmented, through the green tint of robotic eyes. It drives her wild!
>>584104856tell her to play Quake 4that should get it all out of her system
>>584104714>Teendrew fucks his sister>My kink is sated>But whatever hope he had of her living a normal life is completely destroyedHe didn't want to be the one to sabotage Ashley for good, so he let society do that part
>>584105142>whatever hope he had of her living a normal life is completely destroyedYou know, you think he probably could and would have figured out a long term plan. I.e. Moving to a new town where they're unknowns and just living as a couple.
>>584105035Quake 1 is the only one that matters.
>>584104856What truama or series of events leads to a fetish like this developing?
>>584105538im not having a classic game debate, anoni recommended quake 4 because of the stroggification scene
>>584105331I think in the context of protecting Ashley, there's no way for him to initiate it without effectively grooming her.
>>584106040Teenley was more mature than Teendrew to be honest
>>584106125Unironically this, and that's despite her baggage and youth. But she was also naive as hell with blurred lines about society and family. Andrew could have preyed on her and he knew that
Does your sister know CPR?If not you should teach her.
>>584107591But anon, I don't have a training doll! What will she practice with?
Think the next episode will have a scene where Andrew and/or Ashley do drugs?
>>584110123smoking that entity pack this shit will make you start eating people
>>584110123>123As far as I'm concerned that's a nice-ass get.
>>584110408>0123, even.
>>584110408b4k doesn't have theirs buthttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/123407780/#123456789
>>584110749TOTAL ANEKI VICTORY
>tripfagging>in the big two-six
>>584110931She takes the crown, and gives it to her brother
Julia Sunday already?!
>>584114824>Julia >July>7th month>7th day
>If Julia is the sun >Ashley is the moonsubtle ass reference
>>584104596Unrelated but this is all American women and I've never seen one grow into a better person. They stay dumbass teenagers until menopause, and then they become spiteful because they can't accept that they've been evil their entire lives.
>>584107515Ashley MOGS again.
>>584116151Well that's why Ashley is aspirational, she captures the fictional quality of growth for even a tarred soul
>>584114924Nemlei paused development in July because you've all been mean to Julia. If you start being nice to Julia, Nemlei will reopen development
>>584114924That last happen in 2024.The month of Progress Report #7.
>>584117447MANY ARE SAYING THIS.
Will Julia really surviive all routes?
>>584117927Obviously
>>584117927Yes, because REDEMPTION ARC ASHLEY will save her life.
>>584118282Everyone except Andrew will be saved, all as it should be
>>584114824>SundaySONday
>>584119387Based
>>584119404It's all coming together
>>584118080It took me this long to realise that Julia's sclera are black while Ashley's, Andrew's and most other characters' are white. What did they mean by this?
>>584119717I started looking at the CGs after you said that. Renny and Doug have white pupils, but everyone else just was weird eyes overall. Like, look at his eyes, bro... weird
Did someone say weird eyes?
>>584104596>>584104714>>584116151Nah they just need to be tenderized like in the good ol' times. Notice how grandpa Graves never had any problems with malfunctioning holes.Modern women have become so coddled by the State that they fall victim to their own short minded impulsiveness and selfishness.
>>584120097Hold on... I know those eyes
>>584054410Somehow I think Leyley >>>> Ashley. A-any other anon?
>>584120260>>584120097Nemlei loves her self-inserts.
>>584120097>>584120260>>584120414Hacklei...
>>584120260I can't believe Vivian became a slut...
>>584120414>>584120513THE NEMLEIVERSE IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL
>>584120414That cat is ZONKED!
>>584119926We need to make a list of normal eyes. Write it down everyone WRITE IT DOWN>White pupilsThe GravesGrandmotherFriend BShopkeeper ladyHagHitmanMaybe one of the officers, the angle was hard to tell>Weird pupilsA lot of other charactersIt's probably Nemlei just being stylish outside of explicit exceptions like Six Eyes, but I still wanna hear why
>>584120513
>>584120513>>584121753They should fuck
>>584121753Kino
>>584120414I'd like to point out that Nemlei draws her characters on the petite side. Meaning if her self-insert is this stacked she's rocking absolute JUGS irl.
>>584122773
>>584122773The main drawing could be Julian
>>584123149Stop being gay
>>584123149I wish your mom aborted you
>>584123149>Non relevant character spammingkys nigger
Has Andrew ever asked Ashley if she likes Imagine Dragons?
>>584123419But Julia is the main character
>>584123580No, but Ashley asked him why he's following all those iLadies on instagram.
>>584123684More like why he's following all those Tladies on Instagram
>>584123787Nobody does that.
>>584123845WTF dude I told you that in confidence
>>584124005Sorry man, but you know the filters are doing 200% of the work. IRL they look like nosferatu every time. You need help.
>>584124105Stop bullying other anons or you'll watch as I LAY DEEZ NUTS on ya face
>>584127183sex
Behold - proof that Ashley Graves has a heart
>>584127183Dork academialey
>>584127183
>>584127341The fact that Ashley has a soft spot for cute little critters is proof that she's a sensitive young woman with a heart of gold.
>>584121753Why do I suddenly find her hot?
>>584127525Das rite
>>584132383The muted color pallet gives her a more human skintone and makes her overall presentation less ostentatious, giving the impression that she's more approachable, calmer, and more modest.
>>584130420She's picrel but female (the evil world is still filled with women though). No wonder she's so relatable, Bravo Nemlei.
>>584127525Don't forget the Dork Knight
>>584132753>the evil world is still filled with women thoughAgreed. Women absolutely fucking hate superior women and want nothing more than to tear them down in the cruelest, most conniving way possible.
>>584132586So she's been hot this whole time? Well no wonder, with hips that wide... That opens a whole new window of opportunities. Can the anon who made this >>584121753 apply the same to my girl Tal? She's such a cutie I HAVE a to fill her bratty little womb with triplets.
>>584133157>So she's been hot this whole time?Physical appearance is only part of what makes women attractive; almost as important is how that physical appearance is presented.
>>584132989Don't worry drunkanon, your sister's high school days are over.
>>584133303I don't know how you motherfuckers do this, that was a broad statement literally anybody could have made. Also, it's not just limited to high school, it's a lifelong struggle; most of her college friend group is out of her life because it turns out most of them were anchors.
>>584132753>>584130420No critter ever hurt her.No critter ever abandoned her.No critter sabotaged her.Critters just want their owners to be happy.Why would she let anything bad happen to them?
>>584132914It's not who he is underneath but who he DOES that defines him
>>584119404How would you as his mother explain to Wren who his father is?
>>584133157
>>584127525So what do anons make of Perelman being vindicated in his disgust for academia by the recent ai backlash?
>>584133910He is defined by putting his dong in Julia and Ashley?
>>584134316I think it's very autistic to get so mad over being awarded $1M that you retire.
Are there any films similar to Coffin?
>>584134740>autisticImagine such a thing.
>>584136776In a researcher of geometric analysis? More likely than you think!
what are the chances the next updated shadowdrops this hallowen similiar to the last update april first?I really want new content
>>584138235>what are the chances the next update shadowdrops
I want a devlog for Christmas.
>>584133923Immaculate Conception from ???
>>584139126>ImmaculateRegular conception. ??? slithered his tentacles up the Leyussy and filled her with his kids
>>584139341die
So when did everyone here get into coffin and how was your experince with the communityIve played it as soon as they showed the dream sequence in ep2 on /v/ back in 2021 and become completly obssed with the game and Nemlei for a few years until 2024 or so until i slowly burned out a bitBefore that i was always in the /calg/ and on /v/ in every coffin thread and replaying the game but then i just petered out a bit with the fandomI still like the game but i dont spend every waking hour thinking about it anymore like i did back thenWhen epside 3 dropped my excitment flamed up again for a few months I only rarely check the general nowadaysThe game made me legitamety change my opinions on incest though I never seriously thought about it before but now i genunly think that incest between siblings should be legali cant think of a single good reason other than eugenics why it should be banned and eugenics in itself is a dangerous and ihenrently evil
>>5841401622024, around when it shot up first>The game made me legitamety change my opinions on incest thoughI don't know if it was trying to do that
>>584140162>So when did everyone here get into coffin and how was your experince with the communityJune 2023 or whatever year the game came out. /calg/ was like 7 threads in when I got here>i cant think of a single good reason other than eugenics why it should be banned and eugenics in itself is a dangerous and ihenrently evilThis is correct, but it takes time to break social norms. I know /calg/ anons love to jerk themselves off with how smart they are for thinking this way and how everyone else is cattle, but we all have ways of thinking baked into us by our upbringing. It's hard to undo that.
Imagine having a Julia imouto
>>584140162>showed the dream sequence in ep2 on /v/ back in 2021You're two years off. Gamejam Episode 1 was released in March 2023 and Episode 2 came out in October 2023.>So when did everyone here get into coffin and how was your experince with the communityMay 2023. Two months after Episode 1's release, though just in time for the first /calg/ thread where I started posting. Pic related is the first Coffin-related post I ever made, though it was in /v/. Played the same day and loved it. Went to /vg/, and been a /calg/ poster ever since.
>>584144964>2023man im misremebering stuff here2021 is when i started my internship and i remember being way into it during it whole time so maybe thats where i got the date
>>584127183Glassesley NEEDS cock
>>584146502>[blank]ley NEEDS cockPerennially true
>>584140162I was here on /v/ the week Episode 1 came out and got obsessed instantly. I can't believe there are people in /calg/ who wrenuinely don't believe Coffin is one of the greatest games of all time.
>>584147652Its virtues as an actual game are fairly limited. It's one of the best stories I've gotten into, though, and it's inarguably the best work of incest fiction.
>>584149415NTA but I agree. I can't say Coffin is the best game ever because the gameplay itself is pretty mediocre (not surprise, this is RPGMaker). But it's so well written. All the characters are so interesting and sympathetic in their own way
>>584149980I don't know about "sympathetic," Renee is a stone-cold evil bitch who got better than she deserved, but her and all of the other characters feel human, including ??? who isn't even human. The little details about the characters matter a lot, and one of the biggest things I harp on that Nemlei absolutely nailed where most other autists completely flounder is that even the characters' sexes are vital rather than window dressing.
>>584150561>where most other autists completely flounderFreudian slip of the century
>>584150617cute
>>584150617Bros... she's SO fucking cute!
>>584150561>Renee is a stone-cold evil bitchNo she's not. She and Douglas love each other. Renee and Andrew are basically the same person. Now, neither of them are GOOD people, but they're both sympathetic
>>584151248>She and Douglas love each otherOkay and she sent her kids to their deaths, and the only slightly sympathetic aspect she really has going on for her is that her life is kind of shitty as a result of what appears to be a colossal woman-moment. Maybe she also has some trauma or major issue that happened in her household, but we never really saw that compared to Doug whose father clobbered the absolute fuck out of him and his mom (based, to be fair).
>>584140162I got into this game about a month after episode 2's release. I wasn't on social media except Discord at the time with a bunch of terminally online /pol/acks. They gawked at the game and it's themes, and my first exposure to Coffin was mainly through the memes they sent. Ngl, I've always had a proclivity for Incest in general, but I didn't initially want to check it out because I was going through a born again experience and trying to do the nofap meme. But after awhile of these dudes saying all this shit about the game, I figured I would see what all the commotion was about. Didn't have a PC at the time, so I booted up the Manlybadasshero play through and went in not really knowing what to expect, but I kept an open mind... God I wish I could recapture those initial feelings I got when seeing this game for the first time. I was immediately hooked. A month later I bought the cheapest shitties laptop of Newegg I could find just to play it for myself. And later I tried explaining in a rational way that the game actually wasn't pornobrained goonslop to this group of discord friends... unfortunately, I think they saw right through me and then from that moment forward I became known as, "The Incest Guy". So I doubled down, made my pfp Ashley and Andrew... I eventually parted ways and decided to go back to traditional social media, and eventually that led me to discovering this general.
>>584151937>unfortunately, I think they saw right through me and then from that moment forward I became known as, "The Incest Guy"This is why I refuse to reveal my powerlevel in certain circles. I just know theres idiots who will assume the worst about you for merely liking a video game.
>>584138235We're not getting a next update
>>584152780>This is why I refuse to reveal my powerlevel in certain circlesI mean, this is just good policy in general for all aspects of life. I don't go telling complete strangers or borderline-strangers about my affection for funny moustache guy.
>>584151597Renee isn't a good person, but she clearly only cares about Douglas in the same way that Andrew only cares about Ashley. That's why I said they're basically the same. I guess if you think Andrew isn't sympathetic then I don't mind, because that's consistent. But she's someone who only loved one other person who got teen pregnant and chose to have the baby instead of having an abortion. Call me a bleeding heart liberal, but I think that's sympathetic, but not exonerating
>>584155481I think the point of contention is how we're defining something which humanizes somebody versus something which makes them sympathetic. To me the fact that Renee does love Douglas, does show some degree of introspection and the faintest tinges of guilt humanizes her, but ultimately she was the primary architect of her own suffering and we're given no insight into the circumstances that shaped her into the creature she is so she does not evoke sympathy in me. I have more sympathy for Andrew and Ashley, on the other hand, because we have a detailed look at the things which not only humanize them (gives them depth), but also provide an explanation as to why and how they are the way they are that allows the audience to put themselves in their shoes and feel sorry for them, even if it doesn't necessarily excuse the full breadth of their actions.
Is this a canonically accurate Douglas? https://x.com/kokomisub/status/2109331253644480768https://files.catbox.moe/snlklj.mp4
>>584156537kek>>584156736cute
>>584156736qtpa2t
Lmao
>>584155971>she was the primary architect of her own suffering >so she does not evoke sympathy in me
If you had the ability to break the 4th wall and actually deliver a message to the siblings, what would it be? I personally would quite literally tell them both what each other really thought about the other, with the hopes it leads to hot sibling breeding/marriage
>>584158416Something too long to be worth writing up here, but basically that Andrew is going to have to take a leap of faith and entertain the possibility that maybe his sister actually fucking likes him and it's not just a super sekrit plot, and Ashley needs to respect Andrew's independence as a man and understand that he's already sold, that she doesn't need to manipulate him just to get him to stay.
>>584158416I'd tell Ashley that she's deserving of love
>>584133525A drunkanon spotter never reveals his tricks. With regards.
>>584158416Send Jane nuds plz, k thnx bi
>>584133953Holy shit dude my penis... This is magic, the Coffin filter makes Nemlei girls sexier.
>>584140162I had seen memes of it on the Instagram account I barely used back in the day when they'd show up on my feed, it seemed my style but I also didn't wanna bother getting interested in a new piece of media. Then, I have no idea how but I ended up on /calg/, around thread #130 or so. This is odd especially since I had never used 4chan before that and I have never used anywhere else on 4chan ever since, so this site for me has always been only for /colgate/. Anyway, this was like the second week of 2024, around the 8th of January. I remember I fell into a huge short depression from how emotional it made me because of how relatable and personal it felt to me, it was really my style to the core. Anyway, I dabbled in every aspect of Coffin ever since and had mutliple attempts at translating it which actually made me learn a lot about language and translation. This place also changed the way I look at incest and my romantic ideals in general A LOT, and acquainted me with a completely different genre of Internet culture I had never dabbled in before. Honestly overall it all changed my life a lil, never missed a thread since.
I'm horny for hussies
I like The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
>>584161849Holy shit somebody kill this man
>>584161849What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>584161849You sick fuck.
>>584162086>Karma police arrest this man
Given that they already joked about it ("I don't love you that much"), I'm hoping we get a vision of the aftermath of Andrew using the sistushy
>>584162519Don't be gross
>>584163434Not that kind of aftermath, just more complaining about Andrew being a pain in the ass
>>584164909No. But I'm gonna cum in you and then leave you as a single mother.
>>584165739do not the bunnylia
>>584166924That 'shley is very cute. ALL 'shleys are very cute.
>>584165739>youDo NOT cum inside me
I'm thinking about Julia and her cute 6-inch penis
Some things about sisters are so self-evident that I needn't post about them at all.
>>584169060Ashley’s is bigger
>>584170513No, Ashley's is 3.5 inches and she's really insecure about it
>>584168453Embrace the cumming oblivion.
>>584170289Just because it's self-evident doesn't mean you don't need to say it. If you don't remind your sister how cute she is at least twice daily she'll rapidly return to the factory default of assuming she's a repulsive cave troll before self-exiling to swamp eating algae and frogs.>>584170709>>584170513>The waifu war has gotten to the point where "we" are arguing which one would have the fatter cockThe goyim need to be enslaved for their own good.
>>584168453I want to CUM deep inside Ashley Graves
>>584170881>fatter cockLarger, not necessarily fatter
>>584158840Andrew would kill you and potentially Ashley as well
>>584172973What the fuck is his problem?
>>584173132Don't talk to his wife.
>>584174116He should try being nicer to her then
>>584174116>make yourself someone's problem>wtf is this guy's problem!?Poetry.
>>584174632So true. Telling Ashley she doesn't have to hate herself is malignant and trespassing on Andrew's right to her misery
>>584174938
>>584174938Wanting anything good for Ashley makes YOU the monster
>>584132383Asians are hot
Non blood related... But hey, we all have to give up on our dreams and die, eventually
>>584157680Do the Buc-ee's hat next
>>584175119Post the hat and tell me which sprite you want
is TCOAAL big enough for a console port, merch and all that jazz like Omori and DDLC and whatnot? assuming the game is finished in the next few years.
>>584175409>assuming the game is finished in the next few years.OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONemmy said there would be merch after the game was done
>>584175595You are a bigger faggot than the literal gays in this thread.
>>584175660Thanks :)
>>584175409>assuming the game is finished in the next few years.
>>584160409i relate to you a lot on all this, but what do you mean "changed your views on incest" ??
>>584040167
>>584175409fuckkk nem just sell merch already i need to rep the incest game merch proudly to everyone i knowThat's right Nemlei, we know you lurk this board. Get back to being the businesswoman this franchise needs.
>>584176872Why are they so skinny?
>>584140162Think I saw some anons post about the game when it got its release on Steam. Played it, thought it was neat. I've never been very invested in the game. I think the community as a whole is fucking brain damaged, whether it's the people who only watch playthroughs, or those who hyperfixate on incest rather than the relationship between the siblings.>if you don't like it, why are you hereJust lurking.
>>584177610Kinda based desu
>>584177610cringe
>>584175096At least they're the same race
>>584181358
>>584181910I miss old DeviantArt sometimes, I liked having a big collection of these dumb little stamp gifs.
>>584182995I mostly just miss the internet back when it wasn't accessible by the global population at large. Now the entire internet save a couple of isolated pockets operate like a third-world bazaar, an insane asylum, or a whorehouse.
>>584175409I fucking love Ashley!
>>584175409I love fucking Ashley!
>>584186883I love fucking Ashley (NOT Leyley)!
>>584186883I love fucking Leyley (NOT Ashley)!
>>584188543>>584188667>Anon has cuckold fetish>He must make it everyone else's problem
>>584037981WHERE IS THE UPDATEWHERE IS THE UPDATEWHERE IS THE UPDATE
>>584188781Up the butt
>>584189171And around the corner.
>>584162519>>584163671God forbid, poor Ashley would be split in half. >>584086586
>>584175409>assuming the game is finished in the next few years.Spelt "decades" wrong.
>>584176352I had never even really considered incest before /calg/, and now I'm fine with it. The end.
>>584181910>>584182995
Kino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXJUXjDXDg
>>584191412Optics matter a lot. All of a sudden it's not cletus and his snaggle-toothed down-sydrome chimera wife making horrific malformed abominations, but two fairly attractive and intelligent people getting together despite a genetic relation.
Kiss your sis. Feel her soft lips on yours and get self-conscious about how you should use more chapstick. Taste her tongue, neutral in flavor, not what you expected, but that makes it even more exciting. Run your hands over her body, and she suddenly feels so small, so fragile, soft, and supple. Press her against you, so she can feel the contrast, her small, delicate frame against yours, you could crush her like a bug and yet she has all of this power over you.Kiss. Your. Sis.
Please don't rock me tonightPlease don't rock me tonightPlease don't rock me tonightI'm not in the mood
>>584197368Her tits are HUGE
did nemlei win yet? when is the next update?
>>584200045I am willing to settle this outside of court in exchange for titfucking Nemlei.
>>584200045no and never
>>584200045Just hold out hope that justice was delivered swiftly and they've quietly gone back to working on the game.
>>584200426Nemlei has wonderful breasts.
Devlog to commemorate 3 year anniversary of Episode 2 on the 13th?
>>584201946THERE WILL BE NO (NO)NEWS (NEWS)THE MAN IN HIS SISTER NODS HIS HEADTHE ONLY COPE (COPE)LEFT (LEFT)IS WAITING UNTIL THE 13THCAUSE EARLY ACCESS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKESOH NO THERE WILL BE NO (NO)NEWS (NEWS)IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN
>>584201946
>>584203302Why is Andrew such a fucking CHUD?
>>584203385Heavy is the nothing that ever happens
RISING SISTERLUST
>>584204731Again absurd but also indisputable.
>>584200321>>584200426
>>584195746Adding this to my collection.
>>584200426Nemlei trying not to give her self-inserts awesome fat tits challenge impossible
>Andrew Graves. Nah there was a brutha. The emo, silent type, he did whatty haddo do!>If he was in Finland nowadays, he'd be... the member of some victim's group. The satanist cultists, the abused floozies, the hussies.>He was a hussie, Andrew Graves?>No! Are you listening to me?!
>>584206490IN DIS HOUSE ANDREW IS A VICTIM, ENDA STORY!
You think Andrew makes French Toast for the family on the weekends? I make French Toast when I have enough old bread laying around, like now for instance.
Your mother renee, whatever happened there
>>584191550cute
anons with sisters, how do you navigate being a fan of tcoaal? while i don't hide the game from my steam library, i do make a point to not actively play the game or show i'm a fan of it in front of my sister or any family and friends. that would be weird.
>>584211408Dude she won't care, I played Coffin with my sister
>>584211408>not installing coffin os theme>not covering your laptop with ashley stickers>not having a banner screaming I like to watch siblings fuck that flashes up for your screensaverfucking casuals I swear
>>584211408Do you like your sister as a person? As in, would you want to be with her if you didn't know her?If so, then tragically, I can't relate>>584209578Sweet angelic sex
>>584212150Why is the venn diagram of people on here that like their sisters but don't wanna fuck them so small
>>584212303Gimme one reason why you shouldn't titfuck your sister
>>584200045I will rape Nemlei if I must
Rape is bad.
>>584217520Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby don't worry your cute little head
>>584211860Posting on an Ashley site on a Ashley laptop etc
>>584218230Don't tempt me to pist it again.
>>584192897>Optics matter a lot.They do. The Ravalet siblings are illustrative of this. Noble, young, and good looking. Got a sympathetic crowd at their execution wanting their pardoning despite religious zeal being a big fucking deal again in popular consciousness due to the European wars of religion occurring and accelerating in the background. A bald middle-aged peasant with a crooked back accused of the same would have never gotten anyone to attend except to point and laugh.Incest has little chance until it gets a pair of siblings who are popular, young, and attractive to shake perceptions. That's a tall ask of course, because their lives would get nuked regardless.
>>584219258>>584192897Normies fucking love twincest btw
>>584220870After cousins, it's the type of incest most amenable to their neuroses since it completely removes the age-gap issue.>She was born six minutes later than you, you SICK FUCK
For me? It's DougLey
>>584222036A daring combination.
Do you think Ashley masturbates?
>>584222648We've been over this.
>>584222648With me
>>584222036Rare crackship
I love my wife Noelle!
>>584223256Didn't she mostly watch terrible adult schlock she wasn't supposed to watch? That taught her a lot of bad words and views of violence? Whenever her mom wasn't setting a bad example, I mean
>>584223256Fun fact: women can have wet dreams too.
You faggots better play Candy Scabs on Halloween if you haven't already.
>>584223812
>>584223256where did that tidbit of information come from, that ashley grew up watching televangelists? im fairly sure this thread made that up
>>584225093
I NEED ANDYS COCK IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW!!
>>584209578Iunno about Andrew but Ashley in the good ending NEEDS to grow her hair out and let it down. It'll be a great signifier of maturity, not mirroring her mother, and god would it be gorgeous on her
>>584225271
>>584225230that says fundamentalist, not televangelistthose can be two very different things
>>584225806Having a Christian talk show in the first place is literally by definition televangelism
>>584225806>>584225961>Watches horrible adult television as a kid>As well as talk shows that say adult television is badThat is a humorous contradiction, ain't it?
>emerges from the shadows the picosecond you leave your brother unattended
You flooze, you lose.
What does Ashley do with her pubic hair? I personally can't imagine she bothers with anything more than the (very) occasional trim, especially after Andrew rejected her and during the quarantine.
>>584229039She shaves all of it off.>Surely it can't beAll of it.
>>584229165Based
https://x.com/8Moon_ka/status/2109645308309508381
>>584224760I play it every year around October time.
>>584230805>>584232736sister kissing, sister snuggles.
>>584237957Can't spell "irresistible" without sis.
You can't spell "Julia is so cute" without "Julia is so cute"
>>584239537>You can't spell "Julia is so cute"Correct, because it's a lie.
>>584236029>>584237120>>584237957God she's so fucking cute
>>584217520If rape bad why do some women want rape?
>>584245175Most women don't actually want rape.
>>584225230>Pink ghostcute concept, more art should reflect it.
>>584245175Some women are bad
>>584225362>Ashley with long braids
>>584228216I thought the flooziminatti were just a conspiracy theory?!
>>584245239>>584246570where in their monthly cycle are they?
>>584225961NTA, but a fundamentalist talk show would not have to be necessarily be Christian. The term could apply to any religion, or even political fundamentalism which might not even be religious in nature.
>>584248016I can believe that Ashley grew up watching Orthodox Marxist talk shows
>>584037981Is this aislop
>>584248583It's 愛slop
>>584249325Ashley mogs every other female in the game, case closed.
>>584249494true
>>584248016finland has lutherans
>>584246779>Ashley with the motherly side plait
https://x.com/GonadLad/status/2052832084675502355/photo/1
>>584252427>twintailey/
>>584254970>it's slop
Coffinthetically speaking, do your balls ever hurt after jerking off?
>>584255251There's a limit to how much your body can sustain there's no limit to what ashley/sisters can pull out of you
>>584248016Islamic Fundamentalistley
https://x.com/Draw_Friendo/status/2109676079992524841
>>584254771Even though they're represented with bunnies I've always strongly felt that they're both so cat
>>584258493That's okay because bunnies are like cats.
>>584258453keep the good genes in the family
halloween is just around the bend.thanksgiving is a month away.christmas and new years will be upon us and yet there is no sign of an update coming.nemlei has abandoned us...
>>584262440>abandoned us"Us?" Who's "us?" Because she didn't abandon *me.*
>>584262440Quit being so dramatic, we'll get an update soon
>>584267153she looks like she fucks old men with more than two eyes
>>584267153booba
>>584267337Do you always have to bring up your cuckoldry fetish?
>>584225440Underrated post and a great repsonse.
>>584225271There is something unbelievably sex about a girl pressing her mouth against your crotch.
>>584225362That would indeed be sex.
>>584232736Imagining making out with my sister unironically makes me harder than anything else...
>>584262440
>>584254771This 'shley is so adorable.
>>584229039>especially after Andrew rejected herBut shaving IS deterrence
>>584272362meds
>>584267337Old men with 2 to the 2.5849625 eyes?
Anniversary time is coming...
>>584274706My goodness. It's been 3 years since we got to meet Julia
>>584149415>>584149980Coffin definitely justifies its use of the video game medium: >>584017716
>>584275937Inkyink is SUCH a lucky man holy shit.
>>584276089I agree that Coffin wouldn't work as a book, and its interactivity does it credit, I'm just saying that its actual gameplay is not really enthralling.
>>584277346How long are you going to drag this name bit out for?
>>584277346Holy fuck I forgot to take the name off AGAIN.
>>584276381Unironically what would Inky think of Julia as a character?
Is 25th of March or 13th of October Coffin's true anniversary?Normally demos never count as the game's actual release, but Episode 1 was created as a standalone experience and not a demo, even if it ended up serving as one when Nemlei decided to expand on it.
>>584277637March, obviously. October is the release of Ch2. How could that be the anniversary over the release of Ch1?
>>584277637Episode 1 wasn't even called Episode 1 at the time because no sequel was planned. It was a full game in its own right and March 25 should be heralded as Coffinmas. Nevertheless, we should still celebrate October 13 as Episode Two's Day.
>the bootlegger is inkyink
>>584276381Inky won in the end
>Fucking Dumb Bitch Whore Cunt Dumb Bitch Whore Cunt Dumb Bitch Whore Cunt Dumb Bitch Whore Cunt
>>584281740>I Need You I Need You I Need You I Need You I Need You
>>584281740Ashley is so cute.
>>584281740>>584282140Imagine Ashley seeing this scene.
Ashley offering a $5,000 dividend to all brothers if sisters win the house and senate majority.
>>584289639I would accept the Ashley stimmy
>>584289639>it's "$5000" scribbled onto a random receiptStill more than the other one will actually give anyone though.
https://youtu.be/Q95kw_pBXu0
>>584292250Nemlei has made absolutely no attempt to conceal that she loves Silent Hill and I love her for that.
My wife Ivy is so much prettier than Anon's wife Noelle.
>>584292893But not nearly as pretty as Ashley!
>>584293206I would never compare them.
>>584292893You really have a thing for those shorts.
>>584295194>ShortsThey're lingerie. There's nothing sexier than dolphin shorts.
>>584292893I have enough Coffin porn to jork it to, why must you guys keep giving me stuff from other Nemlei girls?
>>584292893Her minty cunt must taste amazing. Polishing her pearl is probably better than brushing your teeth.
>>584298289>Polishing her pearlWhere do you people get all these?
>>584300090In the united states "clam" is one of hundreds of colloquial terms for pussy, and clams have pearls.
>>584297823>inaccurateWhy must you constantly remind me of my abject failure?
>>584300568"Beaver" and "taco" are just funny.
I’ve never even been outside of rhode island. Why couldn’t my parents have had a second child that also turned out to be female? I wish nemlei scammed my state instead of some forgettable offline mmo
I can’t find sharing a bed tropes in stories believable when adolescent boners and wet dreams are inevitable. That would be mortifying and the embarrassment would outweigh everything else
One that makes no sense to me is box. What kind of fucking vagina in the history of man kind has ever looked like a box?
>>584303625Your mother's
>>584303625Your mom's
why didn’t their parents just force them to go to church including wednesday services
>>584303625You put your package in a box
What are her hobbies?
>>584307931Visiting Nina's grave, cutting herself, and making Andrew do things he doesn't want to do.
>>584307931Maybe she's active in her church? Sings in the choir, does church sanctioned volunteer work, etc.? Maybe she plays an instrument? Like the oboe or something? What do early 20's something good girls do?
>>584302359and "clunge" is great to use when you want to stunlock someone
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A DEVLOG
>>584310393say sike rn fn
>>584310393FUCK. YOU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBiA_po8TYM
>>584312756qtpi
>>584308065>making Andrew do things he doesn't want to do.That's what Andrew does to Julia though
>has met literal demons through satanic rituals>is still an atheistI want to shove Andrew into a locker
>>584319626I want to shove Andrew into a locker and lock him inside
>>584319739Holy shit, is this an actual line? If so I completely forgot about it. It's when he's reading notes, right? Kind of a massive detail
>>584319862Yep it's part of the notes Andrew scrawled down after spending some time in ???'s realm
>>584309180Nemlei should have more barefoot Leyley
>>584307931Listening to BAND, embroidery, and horticulture
Julia is soooooooooooo cute
>>584326830Don't let the Ashleyfags hear this, they'll get all defensive and seethy
>>584324872More like WHORticulture
Why doesn't Nemlei the fucking prostitute come out with another QnA? I will rape her MONGOLIAN cunt with my retarded Anglo cock until Finland turns into a white country.
>>584327451Mr 9, please cease your anger.
>>584327041....wasn't that the joke without you having to point out the obvious?
>>584328864Julia is a sweet girl.
>>584326830I have a clear memory of saying this
>>584330848Same ngl
The two posts above me are lying Mossad agents.
>>584328864No. I said that because of the trees joke. I would never call Julia that
Ashley is a cutie
>>584326830Julia is soooooooooooo NOT cute
>>584335035Lets face it, Ashley is so much better
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>584335035Nobody has ever said this
>>584335035Everybody on planet earth has said this
https://x.com/gravereignx/status/2110019717947650106/photo/1
Andrew is so cute.
>>584332171sparkley
>>584335035only Anonymous says this
Well?
>>584340329>interalized LOL double check your spelling next time you make a strawman, kiddo
>>584340329me on the left
>>584340329Both misinterpretations annoy me because Ashley has so much more going on. I love her, I love maintaining the agenda, I hope for a good ending for her but I don't like people pretending she's a pure victim or a pure villain or that the best case scenario won't require a crapton of character growth from her>internalised misogynyWtf? Why do I have to share a fandom with tumblrites?
>>584340329Ashley's misogyny is HIGHLY external
>>584340329>misogyny is when you're highly antagonist to those who want to steal your love interest from you o algoAre women just all cuckholds or something?
>>584335435I need more cute teen Andrew and Ashley
>>584342927>Wtf? Why do I have to share a fandom with tumblrites?Female game dev
>>584346809She's so cute it's insane
>>584319626>>584319739Andrew is right, demons aren't like these creatures. They don't tempt people into sin, they aren't cruel for its own sake, and it's possible for a human soul to become an entity. Calling them demons is poetic but it is wrong and it gives them aura they don't deserve.
>>584340329The left half is unironically me
>>584342945She hates herself, she's a women, therefore she internalizes misogyny.
Andrew lecturing Ashley not to say "unironically"
>>584361084>uniwrenically
>>584361084Linguistics is still not prescriptivist
Julia?
>>584367075STOP MAKING HER JEWISH
>>584367290Just make her italian then
>>584367290Ashley is a black Israelite
>>584367075Look at the sisters on that sister! Also the Graves aren't jewish.
>>584367075She should get a sister reduction.
>>584372068This guy, on the other hand, is probably jewish.
>>584340460Too many Ashleys there, gotta marry all of them!
>>584367075Awesome post, love from Tel Aviv.
https://x.com/kokomisub/status/2110095192040874261
>>584374291This is cute. In fact, it's too cute.
>>584374291Proposing this mouseley for the next threadEven if it seems mice ate my chillies...
>>584374291She's cheesed to meet Andrew
Sisters are the cutest
>>584380491Maybe on planet retard
>>584382343Good thing every planet is retarded.
>>584382343Best wake up, you're on planet retard right now, in the sisterverse.
>>584363095Kek
>>584382343You need a bit of retardation
>>584282140>MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
>>584356607>Lord Unknown>Not deserving auraHis sister's little pet ball of soot, maybe
>>584389570Excuse me, ??? has mad aura.
>>584389398That mural is seriously kino, and I especially love how there's a subtle view into his right eye's thousand-yard stare. It encapsulates how scary Andrew is while also showing he himself is scared.
>>584392190What makes Andrew scary is that he's an unstable powder keg, specifically for Ashley who knows this about him. It's one thing to deal with the knowledge that somebody wants to kill you and is fully capable of doing so. You can mitigate that to a degree. However, when the love of your life can at any moment crack like Harlem and chop your head off in a fit of autistic tard rage because you accidentally criticized some minor thing he did it's much worse.
>>584392190Too right. The game really cooked in this sequence>>584393113I'm scared of the man Andrew would have become if he actually got away from his household and home city for good. I don't think there'd have been any hope for him
>>584393489>I'm scared of the man Andrew would have become if he actually got away from his household and home city for goodThat is when he would have unironically become Andrew Bateman.
>>584393489Andrew would have ended up being your typical domestic abuser, physical or emotional. He would resent any woman he was with for not being Ashley similar to how he resents Ashley for having once been Leyley. For the most part he would maintain that veneer of normalcy for a while, but because of that resentment eventually everything that woman did would piss him off. You could see this with Julia toward the end of their relationship.>>584393953>That is when he would have unironically become Andrew BatemanI doubt it. Andrew doesn't have what I would call a killing drive. Don't get me wrong, he's violent and definitely enjoyed killing when given the opportunity, but that's just catharsis for his directionless rage rather than a drive to specifically end life for its own sake.
>>584394149>directionless rageI'm sure he would have plenty. Honestly, if he married Julia it'd be like the Andy ending 24/7; he's gonna kill himself one of these days.
November status?
>>584396039Me when I use the detector that lies
>>584395960Me when I use the detector that lies
>>584399296...on planet retard
>>584399743So Julia is on planet retard?
I hooked a hussy to a lie detector but for some reason it went off every time she exhaled.
I hooked a sister to a truth detector but for some reason it wouldn't go off no matter what.
>>584401578Sisters are a higher form of truth that can't be grasped by a machine.
I hooked a sister up to a Sybianwhat happened next is something i refuse to describe
I hooked a sister up to a reactor and accidentally discovered infinite energy. Fortunately I do not want the world to have infinite energy, thus revoked the sister.
>>584404095Delphic Radiation is no fucking joke. Sissile material going super criticute is dangerous.
>>584404619I'd bet good money Nemlei could turn a normal man's pelvis into dust.
Nemlei is a whore.
>>584407496Well done moron, she's just added 2 months to the devlog countdown.
Nemlei is cute and wonderful
>>584403064Your parents kicked you out?
>>584407496Nemlei is sucking my, you know, so yeah it's true
>>584407552What little anon didn't know, is that she never planned to release more Coffin again.
>>584408671proper scientific experiments should never be conducted with parental supervision
Nemlei has been supplying me with constant insider info... if you aren't in the know, then that means she doesn't like you.
How should we waste our time for the rest of the month, /calg/?
>>584409842Replay the game until you know every line by heart.
>>584409842Do it, maybe Ashley can get a FUCKING JOB
>>584409842Headcanon answers to oddly specific questions like who are Andrew’s favorite authors. What video games would the kids hypothetically play. What dnd class would they be
>>584410353>dnd classAndrew and Renee are neutral evilAshley is chaotic neutral
Me when I me when I me me when I me when I me when I me when Yeah
>>584409991I did this wirh Chapter 1 and 2 during the first content drought. It's been awhile.
What will come firstHalf-Life 3 or Burial
>>584419920>implying they aren't the same game
>>584419920>>584420816We live in the timeline where the ram crisis happened, thus preventing Burial/HL3 from being the GameCube's two exclusive launch titles.
>>584421350How would they fare in City 17?
https://x.com/i/status/2109707693329977479>100 bucks for 3 seconds of traced animation no wonder shartists are getting replaced by ai
>>584422474>Not posting the actual gif
>>584421350kek
DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A SHAGHEY THAT BUMP, IT LOOKS LIKE A HAG
>>584424891YOU RUINED THE FUCKING SOUP MEAT, ANDREW
Genuinely thinking about sex with Nemlei every day
>>584409842Jerkin off
>>584416673How exactly do you get yourself into this situation?
>>584429492I wish Julias were real...
>>584429331How do you get out? The only way is to dry hump until one of the ropes snap.
>>584425130Ashley stop being a cannibal, please stop
>>584429528Hussies are just so cute
>>584422790couldn't be bothered
Julia is a cute angel who brings us happiness
>>584433947I've been saying this
>>584421350TRVKE
