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Hey
>>584042306pokkute wins again... like always...
>>584042447hey
>>584042447Yo wanna bang haha I have a tiny penis and I hear you had a tiny umanko uwu
Tachyon LOVE
>Named Umama.>Doesn't avatarfag as Super Creek.What kind of mama is "she"?
wahey
(You) WILL lose finals to a blaze brian.
those eyes... they're youthful...
>>584042586mwahey
Hello!
it's getting hurricane-y outside, bwos...
>>5840426507 and you get raped instead
>>584042675Umazing song
7 and everything is fine
>go to bathroom to take a dump>realize I haven't done a career today and boot up Uma on my phone>end up getting this since I got so into the high roll run that even after I was done shitting and wiping I was still locked inI certainly wasn't expecting this.
Ok I'll just have to make do with what I got. Which one has a higher chance? Left has accel but right has stam threshold in normal mood.
>>584042778>778
7 and I get a big mac.
She'd be better like this
...
If they didn't want people to the horses why did they make them so attractive
Digitan LOVE
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/MvCji5https://jiggie.fun/MvCji5
>>584042887
7 and CM is hopeless
>>584042819>nonexistent mid-race as a frontanon...
>>584042838left
>>584042762thankfully, I don't have any active followers so I can keep requesting that song as much as I want
>>584042895She can't escape from the rape now
Dia hasn't had her daily dose of trainerium yet
>>584042838The only one with both Unstoppable and Head-On didn't get Long S but this one is also a contender.
>>584042650my umerican wife would not do or say that
>>584042851This means that everything will be fine after one last hurdleSoon
>>584042887omedetou, buta-kun
>>584042913so that unsatisfied horselust would spill over onto real horses and eventually somebody would actually make it work somehow (through the random quirks of biology) and produce a baby and then we would finally have centaurs (this game's initial development was funded in large part by a Japanese pro-centaur cult)
Finally got a mile nishino parent, today is good dayNow I just need a sprint one and I will be set for the next like 5-6cm
>>584043051
what a weird frame lmao
Surely now I'll get long S...
>>584043135yaoi hands
>>584043135But 8 is a bigger number than 7. We need to go through 9, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6
>>584043336Bright inspoBright traineeThe future is Bright
>>584043297her sweat stink is spreading all throughout japan
>>584043336I once read the gold and silver inspos are random and don't really mean anythinghaha
>>584043336Run status: staying alive
>>584043297vgh the northern territories
>>584042984>ramp up>fast-paced>leader's pride >corner skillsShe's fine.
>>584042343Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>584043297my reply number is my pixel coordinate on this image
>>584043448I once read that your mom is fat
>>584043448gold inspiration just means a 3* spark hit.
>>584043150>>584042961Now I need to actually get a big mac at 11pm...
>>584042973there isn't any pure girls in that photo, however
>>584042743
>>584043389But 7 is smaller than 8, so you can just go straight to 7 after
>>584043353oguli is (relatively) tall and thin. of course the bitch has big hands.
>>584043415I hope so, otherwise I'm not getting into b group>>584043448>>584043631oh
>>584043656my roommates and i once ordered a full meal each from the nearest 24-hour mcdonald's at 1 am because we were all procrastinating different deadlines and stuffif anything, the look your delivery guy will give you is definitely less judgy than the one i got
>>584043926bwo your room code
......
CM in 3 hours, finally longslop our beloved!Let's have a fun 16 gates race so your umas can warm up before the CM reminds you that it was always okay and you were dooming over nothing.Bring 3 umas, or only 1 if you want since 16 is a non CM friendly numbers.Arima Kinen, 2500m, winter, cloudy, good terrain and great mood.576570505765705057657050
>>584043631But I always run 9* blue parents and get silver inspos oftenDo blues not count for the 3* spark rule
4 and chevacchi gets raped
>>584043926uhh you gonna host or do I have to or how does this work
>>584044029.........
>>584043926
This was the result after 8 mood down events. Didn't even need to sandbag my training to get A+
>>584043997big horse
>>584044031>>584043926OH NO I'M NOT LETTING YOU FORGET
>>584043926gwo you dont have to delete the post just post the code after
>>584044196Sex with the one on the left
Braless Wine Auntie.My Beloved.
>>584044160>>584044091>>584044067>>584044006>>584044202>>584044213that's more replies than participants wtf
>>584044029>irishkill
should have been 1/entry tbqhwy
>>584044252I don't join /uma/ rooms anymore
>>584044252that's what you get for raping me in jong1 of those are mine
>>584044414I'm well aware bwo
>>584044412Same
>>584044487stalker>6thcould have been worse honestly I'm ready to get sealclubbed I hate longslop in GLunity 2 was butter I miss that scenario I miss the purple bubbles
>>584044412>>584044567Me three
>>584044249>Bralessanon?
HOMOSEXUAL LATE START RIGGED FUCK YOU FUXL YOU FJFIFJDKDIDKDWUW7RIERUUGJGUUFUFUUGUFUUGU FUCK FUGI FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK>>584044031
I can't keep putting it off anymoreI really have to do my taxes this week
>>584044031>2ndHmmm, if I get a UF or fast learner endchud I may actually have a chance in finals
mgu mgu
>>584043336>Support Chain Event Frequency lv 5>no Daring StrikeIt wasn't the run
>>584044610>missing unityopen league is calling...
>>584045042NO I COULD NEVER
Would it be a bad idea mutating Dia into an end closer?
bwos... i don't feel so good about this CM.
>>584045097cm is in 3 hours, bwo...
>>584045070you know you want free midrace and nsm... it'll be fun...
>>584045097Yes, she has an in-built gambler heal, it'd be dumb to waste it
>>584045230I genuinely have too good cards to even consider open league I'd feel bad...........it's ok we have only sprint and dirt mile left in GL
>>584044031https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=VmN0F_sh2MC_gp6PqoKkGwUFggs
>>584044031Results. Congrats to the winner (me)>>584044348there are more fun races with 1 per entry by a different host once CM ends>>584044709Concentration helps with late starts falco_pointing_up.jpg>>584044872UF is a gaslight>>584045335niceThanks for joining and good luck in CM!
I HAVE NO ACESTHIS IS THE ONLY PATHMY WHOLE LIFE WAS UNLIMITED JOBBER WORKS
I bet this will be total trash by the end
>>584045529
My trainee keeps calling me a chud
>>584045641shichitore...
Im kind of surprised how badly golshi performs overall here. I thought she'll be a lot better.
>>584045012Many such cases
>>584045335>>584045514That's not the same race is it?
>>584045720this ain't ura kid
>>584045720Golshi either come in 1st/2nd or last
>>584045720doesn't she basically get turbomogged by taishin+inari for having encroaching shadow?can't beat it with straightaway spurt until we get power hishi that gives encroaching shadow
>>584045781I think it's sorted by something different than the race place but idk
>CM19 concloods>"finally, hoguri is dead.">pre-CM20 data is finalized>holidays oguri is the best pace chaser and tied for the best late surgerwhy do people lie on the internet?
>>584045861oh my god it’s seiun sky
>>584045838>doesn't she basically get turbomogged by taishinpotentially
>>584045861retard
>>584045861people lie so they win CMs easier, duh
HELLOno more being a malding markonly retard above with the hog late pace thing not true haven't seen a single one and that data is riggedbitch
Whoa this event gives Right-Handed on top of My True Strength? Is there a list of everything somewhere?
>festival inari looks like a tiny rabbit zooming up from the backfuck i shouldve rolled for her
>>584045998heyyyyyyy don’t be mean!!!!
>>584045838Even tama is better than her.I expected a good above average performance on this track, but she's very underwhelming data wise.
jong mentioned time to queue up a south and lose 74 rating while my parent clanker finishes with disappointing results
>>584045998be nise
>>584045998this is why people don't like you XDD
>>584046196>only 74cute very cute, try -200have fun jonging gwo
>>584046103>>584046212im berry ice
>>584045998seething steve...
>>584046196I was gonna ask for one but I genuinely need to get out of adept I hate being in adept
be nice
>>584046323>cute very cute, try -200I dont even think this is possible in my silver room>>584046384You and me both, bwo. I am almost up to Adept 2 now tho
what is really necessary to give daiwa scarlet such a preposterously large chest
watch your tone, nigga.
>>584046562Yes
>>584046562yessu
>>584046562quite literally why the owner allowed her to be in the game
this is a nice thread, only nice posts allowed!
>>584046562*prestigious
>>584046743HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>584045514>UF is a gaslightMore stats more speed gwo, UF is only a gaslight if its just coming from +1200 wit
Why is Bobo so oppressive on the Arima Kinen?
>>584046743>niceNature
>>584046081Yeah. Use Gametora if you don't already.
>>584046562nyes
>>584046743Nice buttsex with Taabo and Taabo posters.
>>5840467437 and every reply that ends with 7 gets a turn raping turbootherwise, bread is butter
https://x.com/t_dtpnillust/status/2108805241554739531/photo/1
>>584046802she's a front for people too lazy to make frontsso in the hands of a real front players she's a monster
>>584046802fronts are usually gimped, relying upon just one accel (and one relatively bad gamble). they have 1.5 accels this time. choco bourbon is just the strongest front for a few more weeks.
>>584047012Shan't sign the contract
>>584046802Her unique last fucking forever in longs, so its easy to guaranteed first place and then win using the available accels, also easy to train good growths
dead
how long until next anniversary?
>>584047061Nuh uh you don't get to say no
>>584046562Considering she barely cracks the top fifteen, I’d say yes.
>>5840473892 months
I love this scenario so much
>>584047450I didn't know Yanko was a titbeast on par with Scarlet and Dantsu...And it's always funny Brian's bust is so large when she's never drawn that way.
where did that convo event go
>Didn't unfollow anyone>Following 69/70
Is having NSM + Winter◎ + Right◎ better than NN + Winter◎ + Pace Straight?
>>584047609Have you tried clicking on something other than speed training?
/ourgirl/happy saturday
>>584046802Very early ult to secure position, very easy to activate, escape artist is the best mid race gold
>>584047768if you didn't log in on reset you probably got cleaned by someone with 1k followers
>>584047781yes
>>584047789dumbass
>>584047796@umagrok make a gif out of this
>>584048014Sorry meant NN + Winter◎ + Right◎ + Pace Straight
>>584047684the stupid fucking PRIMAL BEAST larp is more important to her character than her fatass tits.
>>584048126That's Right◎
>>584038720If your end is 6-5 starting the late race on a long then I have bad news for you, it's much better to stack up on mid race and win from spurt/encroaching shadow and base spe / nimble >>584038838This is fine I guess, one will hit
>>584048126nsm is still easily the better choice. especially on paces who barely have accel options to begin with
>>584048215>>584048350I was told to grab as much mid-race skills as I could though, because if I don't catch up to the Front in time, I won't get to fire a lot of my skills. This is what I'm looking at.
Are you ready for CM opening?
>>584048590i'm ready for b finals 2nd
>>584048590hmmm? I should start making aces today...
>>584047450>kawakami >91my apologies princess i didn’t recognise your game…
>>584048590I am ready for Group C
>>584044046let me specify what he was talking about. gold inspiration just means that something hit BECAUSE it was a 3*, meaning something hit into that extra 3rd star's worth of chance.It's basically worthless for anything except cool factor.
nobody here has actually gone to B finals before right?
>>584048992I did once but I have an excuse of fucking up my hand and having a plaster for 2 months
>>584048992there was a CM where I didn't qualify for finals A until the last day, that's the closest I've been
I stopped caring about global
>>584048992Once when I was new
>>584045720More options with encroaching shadow and better uniques than OG Taishin came out. Goldship was hurt most of all by how long cygames took to release a card with shadow.
>>584048992One time, one of the first CMs
The undefeated dream team
>>584049091I stopped caring about anything a long time ago.
>>5840485902 aces done and trying to roll a better kitasan for my 3rd ace. surely i'll have her out before round 2 starts
>>584048992I haven't been in B Finals for a bit, but I have. My last few CMs have all been A Finals flubs, thoguh.
>>584048992before auto was added i didn't even bother making parents, i only have 2 plats
>>584046802Bobo is only ever held back by her own face being printed on all the best front cards.
>>584049140L’arc Golshi will be out by the time HishiAma power is out, so Classic red is a hard sell
>>584048992Nyooope
>>584048992it was a different time
>>584048992i was in B finals for 3 of the 4 long CMs so far. otherwise have only been in A finals after URA times
>>584049180we should make our dream teams fight eachother to the death until the superior one comes out on top.
>>584048771RECOGNIZE
>>584049482nature tummy
This situation is no bueno
>>584049482>>584049638Mcqueen and Natie are such tummysluts and I love them for that
Uma for this feel? https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150697404>>584049638Blessed artist
>>584049787Inari is the closest but cygays will never be this straight
Blazed head
>>584049919
>>584048992Yes, I did, I think twice even.
>>584049185surely you still care about yourself
Big
>>584048992Taurus 1
>>584047012>>584047429If I ejaculate between her boobs does it mean I'm stuck with her for life?
>>584050251>no pumpbwo...
>>584050413i had never done a Ryan career atp and if i did she wasnt 3* at that time anyway
>>584049904>nyjew will never be this straighttragic stuff
>>584048992I have been in B finals more than A finals and I've been playing since Global Launch
>>584050198you caught me there. I lied. I'm a faker.
>>584048992I have a few times, because I can't be arsed looping parents and chasing the right inherits, and I run horses I like even if they're not necessarily the meta
>>584048552Ok guess I'll settle with this since I'm not getting any replies.
>>584048992i did B finals on purpose for all of MANT and the hogslop CMsprobably a few times i ended up in B finals when i didn't want to, but not since early on
I'M COOKED FOR CM!
Can we talk about how ugly Golship is in the anime?Like what then fuck?
>>584050798She's not ugly though?
>>584050798callese viejo lesbiano
>>584050798you mean handsome
>>584046802Her unique is basically guaranteed to go off on the corner leading into a straight so where usually she needs to take a suboptimal path to pass and lose lengths, now she just rushes to the front of the front pack with most of that velocity boost occuring on the straight, while also having everything in kit and having lax stam requirements thanks to her unique again and not having a hell career (kitasan).
>>584050798Imagine my surprise when I played the game and golshi turned out to be a fucking bombshell compared to whatever her anime design was supposed to be
diamond satonomyface
>>584051098It's like every new golshi itteration makes her sexier and I think I love her now
>>584050798just say you dont leave your room and see real women bro, the game made her more loli-looking
I hate this fucking scenario so much holy shit bro
Sorry to keep asking, but which would be the best one now? I'm out of borrows so these 3 are it for CM20.
>>584050641that's not kinda nice but i forgive you
>>584051275>the game made her more loli-lookingaka sexier
>>584051332
last few cm20 rooms for the road719962687199626871996268on phone without hakuraku, i hope that's fine with you guys
Good night friends!!
>>584051598
>>584051275did you expect people in a gacha game thread to not hate irl women
>>584051386you can press the arrows top right to hide the names
>>584051332Left probably, neck and neck on long is too unlikely to hit, would rather have the mid race skills to get my true strength off
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>584051715
>>584051512Don't bully the newcutie you bastard>>584051332Isn't this a near perfect place to proc?
>>584051665Shut up Allen
>>584051512>currenposter doesn't recognize the new playerbut i thought you people were always here?
>>584050798season 1 umamusume was a free for all
>>584051963Head-on is always first half of late race but that's not a good gamble the longer the track is, similar to how people don't run on your left on late above like miles
>>584051386i know which club this is.
fuck i forgot to rtatake them
>>584051667how come you guys play a game with lots of love messages (girls are lesbians) and all female cast and still act this dumb oh my god
>>584051672wtf thank you falco
>>584051386Mamybro you can just tap the arrows to hide the names...
>>584051579AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE309817323098173230981732
>>584052532long S bros???
dogshit award
>>584052421I don't act or think like that though. And if you're baiting then fuck you I guess.
>>584051852eeuugghh
do you even need a recovery with 1k stam?
>>584052689yurrrr
>>584052735Yeppers
>>584052421my anime wives are nothing like 3dpd
>>584052735I bring a white nyes
>>584052689yarr
>>584052532>30981732still not winning hitting nimble into delayed angling is ????
What happened to all the fun long builds like 3x stamina siphon w/ front and pace drains?
>>584053062Finemoaner
youtube is recommending me fuku slop... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBlAChgAmwY
>>584053062if her tits were that big i would have pulled her. (she still spooked me anyway)
Has racist spe actually been winning? I don't think I've seen one win in my pub tests
>>584053082564 happened so you don't want siphon anymore
>>584053062there's no way her hands are not penetrating her shirt and possibly also her flesh
>>584053240I only lose to Racist Spe if she has 2 murmurs attached to her
>>584053062Fine Motions tits are premium at their size and make me wish I had pulled her
>>584053240retard
forgot to screenshot placings like a retard but top 3 was left to rightit's not looking good frontbros211989932119899321198993
when the cm start? I want to start making parents early this time around
minefoaner
>>584053062
>>584053062There's only one irish woman with fat tits in this game and it sure as fuck isn't this hormone imbalanced ojou.
>>584053359>room full instantly
>>584053359dont bother doing the skill screenshots we already know all the aces from the room whores here
>>584053062mating press
Finemo's breasts are fun sized not obscene sized.
>>584053110theres so much fukuslop on youtube for some reason. i keep getting similar recs...https://youtu.be/DuK2Yrx-Yp0
>early charming>long S>stat high roll>event chains finish...>no +3 SP song until the end of the run when i've bought all but 3 songsFUCKING EPIC HAHAHAHAHA
>>584053461*mama needs his 70th room match test, you see
>>584053634Why is McQueen always scarfing down food im these pictures?
>>584053553below 80cm means they have no Uman rights sorry bro
>>584053793she's a FAT FUCK
>>584053553Fun Motion
ahaahahaaaaa god vdodm aghnbshns sgettin the sivverses
>>584053759All just to lose again
I wnana try my golshi with low stamCM 20820032998200329982003299
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I want a headless room joiner bot that joins /uma/ rooms
How much longer must I suffer in GL.
>>584050798redditors tend to have the opposite opinion. "She looks so much better in the anime! So generic in the game." fagscute golshi is best
Hate Curren posters
>>584053359crisis averted frontCHADS216032702160327021603270
>dacchis has already failed in their tard wrangling dutyit's over
>>584054012sprint casino kino will be FUNGL can be fun too
>>584053759>>584053894>>584054121V...
Why do 2500m races feel so horrible in this scenario? We've done actual longs before why does this one feel kind of terrible in this scenario? Stat creep should be making this easier so why does it feel so bad?
Need SheeBee
>fast learner>long s from the first inspo>but no groundworkThis won't end well
> Some youtube video about pull plans for the next year> "nah this uma is really strong"> Check some other source> Not meta even for a single cmAnyone some resource that isn't some hour long gaslight bullshit?
Several puzzles:https://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3https://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3
>>584054271it's a cards issue, we don't have cards good enough for longslop under GL rulesunlike MANT where the cards were perfect for the task so heavy rain haruten was kino and not pure pain
>>584054323you should be able to tell if an uma is strong yourself
>no long s
>>584054271Every Stam click is opportunity costYou need Stam, but you also need to generate SP and speed and power and wit and none of those are from Stam clicksIts just an issue of how the scenario is designedYou have to invest as much of your resources into investing resources as possible and then those are also your best buttons
>>584054308Gwo your Groundwork hint from Maruzensky?
>>584053929good enough, A finals here i go
>584054230obsessed
>waow i hit a long spark yay>see the letter A appear onscreen for a secondoh... oh no... no no no NO NO NO NO NO
>>584051386doto does this every day
>>584051386>guy on the left's name is still visibleek-anon...
>Witgod says El Condor Pasa for CM21 parent>F affinityI'm tired...
>>584054451You think I'm fucking Rainman?
are you niggas making aces 1 hour before CM starts
>>584054818Turf S is just as good as Sprint S
>>584054916>1 hour before it startsreal copers know the limit is tomorrow at 3pm
>>584054108i'm just getting bitched today aren't i150433351504333515043335>>584053469not everyone lives in this thread, you see
Are we going to be playing bingo until EoS?
>>584054271Training Stam in this scenario sucks and bringing a stam card means you can't get the higher speedAnd there's nothing like anklets which would let you get away with using a single stam card or doing a cheeky Unity Burst on Stam
>>5840549161 hour before? Don't you mean, get my first during round 1 and then try to cobble together the other two on days 3 and 4?
ryan LOVEits almost time for round 1 bwos...
>>584054271because this scenario is built for 3 speed 2 wit and anything else feels like utter ass cheeks and full stam spark just barely covers the stamina required so you're forced to either, hit stamina trainings in summer like a cuck, or run a stam card and glue 3 million borrows on uncapped speed umas
>>584054818You simply get sprint sparks from gps and the other parent
>>584054916And one of them is going to get plat with their last minute ace, funny feeling.
>>584054916I made an emergency 3rd Ace nyes
>>584054958umagrok is this true in sprint?
>>584054916Yes.It will happen again.
>>584055061I want to give finemo funny feelings
>>584054998Bingo
>>584054983>oonigger Suzuka with 800 stam in 2ndWas Stam a huge gaslight for this CM?
>>584054916i've been making aces for a while they're just all shit
Why is everyone being so mean
>>584055257>Ketchup on top of the bunwhat the fuck is her problem
>>584054916I got tired of making aces like a week ago and have just been chilling since. They are somewhat subpar but they can win some rooms, good enough
I dunno if I should even stay up for the 1st round or do it in the morning
>>5840552920 debuffer lobby and oonige needing a lot more stam when they aren't spot struggling was sloptuber misinfo
>>5840553631 cheeky ticket on reset so you can feel the vibes of the CM, then do the rest later.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, if only it had been a 3 sprint or mileStill gonna end up using it probably because she won 23 different g1's which is crazy high affinity for a nishino parent
>>584055304CM makes everybody antsy
>>584054818That ESL SOB forgot Pearl in his videoJust for that I'm using her in CM21The world shall know pain
>>584054983my vbourbon fell to 7th in early race while kitasan got spot struggle rushed combo... 5 lengths win tho, ggs744924797449247974492479
Bwos, is it too late to start making Aces?
>>584055613>no uma stanbricked
>>584055882nyes
i just breed whatevers lying around in my box
>>584055882You have 1 hour gwocho...
You still have up to 24 hours to make your first set of aces, since all you need to do is win at least 3 times in 1 ticket during round 1!
Reminder: if you Sprint S in real life and do a quick jog before dinner, you'll trick your stomach into pace up mode, and you will only absorb half the calories. Go ham on those burgers!
>>584055882it's never too late!
>>584055292They can only spot struggle with other runaways so if you assume that spot struggle = death then their stamina requirements are only a bit higher than pace chaser's
>>584056023That means 24 hours more of eating! Blessed day oh blessed day!
>>584054916yeppersblaze brian for finals too
>>584056023wow based! you still have time to grow another chin!
Stop posting pointing Falcos
>>584055882it's only too late when the CM ends (or you get sent to Group C)
>>584056187Stop posting the fat ones.
promising
>>584056023> Fat FalcoThe fuck
why we have fat falco and curren trannies avatarfags now
stop posting clothed fatcos
Help... I'm dying...
>>584056319hmmmmmm
>>584055402ooniger misinfo is an oonige main's strongest weapon.
fat falco can be part of /umaglobal/'s divegrass team
>>584056502she can be the ball
>>584056536She's already the ball on JP
>>584056023>>584056027>>584056113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtnSGfKVw94
>>584056305
>>584055875>failed encroaching shadow wit checkand wow my fronts fucking suckone last room879210588792105887921058
i'm so glad i didn't waste any carats on this dogshit scenario's cards
I've been the member of this club forever and now we got a new member that is involved inconstant drama, and now this giga comfy club is rotting from the inside...
>>584056935Mambwo...
>>584056935Proof?
>>584056935please elaborate....
>my trainee showed up with another man
forgot to add my front runner savvy into the rating calculator and overshot A+ by 100 rating. I had long S tooits another open B finals for me i guess
FORTY (40) minutes until you're exposed and all your effort negated.
you retards will believe anything
>>584056935yurr
>>584057130I already knew that even badly built bobos tear my aces to shreds, so I'm just hoping I claw my way into finals without having to remake everything.
>>584057130Your tits are exposed you WHORE
stop triggering my agp..
More rooma54686885
>>584056785LFGGGG IT'S NOT TOTALLY OVERthanks to all who joined and good luck in cm20!
I don't like short stacks
i'm being gaslit
>>584057384nice podium gwo, good luck and thanks for hosting
>>584057045>people generally interacted with each other>talking about uma and stuff>but this person only talks about themselvesI don't want a cult of personality in my club
I wish I could run my A+ girls on some simulator like you guys are doing. I wouldn't need to keep asking for which skills to take.
Here is the DEFINITIVE OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>UmamaIf you see something, hide and report.
>>584057293have you tried a chastity cage?
>>584057445Why don't you just have a conversation with him, weirdos?
I love my genius wife!
>>584057463Is it okay if we do random acts of kinda evil on those two individuals
34 minutes to round 1 seal clubbing
I spent 2 hours talking in my club today
>>584057430>power is completely irrelevant once againnyooooooooooooooooooticing
>>58405733751542836
>>584057445Vagueking...
>>584057604holy shit Suzuka
>>584057445Leak the logs
guys, power is really important for the NEXT champions meet. it's always the NEXT one.
>>584057460you can keep asking, nobody is going to get mad at a newfriend while they are still newfriends, eventually you will learn what the skills doyou can also take the hakuraku pill and become a soulless simulator autist
>>584057601Power is a gaslight. S Turf/Dirt is a gaslight.
>>584057573mambwo...
What's 'navigation'? How important it is?
>>584057570Those seals? All me
people who can build capped speed UF umas for longslopfor how much time do you play this game every day
>>584057573I refuse to believe anyone here does this given the filter
>>584057443thanks bwo!
nimbly navigating to her umanko
>>584057460you can try hosting open league rooms to get data but idk how many people here do open leaguebut you can also just join open league public rooms too
>>584057445You're not even in the club, V
>>584057604Long turf falco, impressive80342872
behold, REAL fat uma
>>584057773Also, what's an 'end closer'?
>>584057709Yes but I hear opposite answers depending on the time, and when I point it out, I'm met with smug Oguri
>>584057790https://files.catbox.moe/5o4664.json
>>584057918try to theorycraft yourself, there's resources even from sloptubers that can help
>>584057790I use Umaflagger and have gotten used to some of the more common words that get censored
i should probably eat something todaybut what
>>584058024falafel
>>584057773>navigationUsually means your lane movement speed, i.e. your uma now moves sideways faster. Useless most of the time outside of Front Runner metafagging with Dodging Danger
>>584057790it's not hard if you have the flagger up on your computer and vet what you're about to post
>>584058024Chicken
>>584057912one of the four (five) running styles. (Runaway), Front Runner, Pace Chaser, Late Surger and End Closer. the parenthesis is because Runaway is a substyle of Front Runner
>>584057912end closer is a style of running, bakushin isn't one. She's more of a front runner or pace chaser
>>584056305>>584056695Time to play houseI'll be a rapist who wants to breed this loner
Hey guys. I've decided to go ahead and start work on a /uma/ team for the upcoming /vg/ League. Reflecting on what other anons shared in reply to my previous post >>583664306, I am in firm agreement that our general has curated it's own culture and fan preferences that greatly separates us from our big brother /umaJP/.>So what happens next?I am not working alone. I've got someone working on a logo right now and hope to share it with you all soon. We've also extracted most of the models as is and begun putting them in game. The webm attached is an example of the teams work. However a more uniform set of outfits (likely from in-game) will be used in the proper cup.>What do we do than?Right now, you have the very simple task of replying to this (and a few future posts) suggesting who or what you've like on the team. It doesn't just have to be your favorite uma! If you have memes or name suggestions, we want them too!>Anything else?If you are creative, you can make billboards to display around the stadium when we kick the ball around. The aspect ratio is 512x96. If you aren't creative but want to reply with art you think would fit, go ahead too. While I may have other like minded anons helping with the more complex parts like Blender, I want this general to feel represented by what we end up creating.I am happy to answer any further questions and look forward to representing the expanded uma fandom in the upcoming cup!
>>584058024nutella sandwich
>>584057980Yeah so I've been looking at https://umalator.app/ for a good few hours last night realistically checking which skills I can take with still meeting my stat requirements, and it just came down to whether I bank on the maximum lengths gained or try to play safe with maxing out mid-race skills.
>>584057880I did it once myself and got mediocre results so I didn't bother since then.
>>584057880Dodged spot struggle and then also dodged my gold heal72550413
>looped harder than ever>worse cms aces everAIEEEEEE
>>584057918I see how that can be frustrating, a trick you can do is check either hakuraku for the top players or even anons posting here their uma builds, are they buying x skill? if they aren't, maybe something is sus
>>584058213I want Gaslight OguriDramawhore CurrenFat Falco And Rice HERO
it's actually so jewish how the stats above 1200 are halved BUT ALSO ROUNDING DOWNso if you get +25 speed you actually get 12
>>584058213>who or what you've like on the team. It doesn't just have to be your favorite umaAkebono for that massive meat- mountain tackling energy
I need to comfort my bro...
>>584058213There is already a team at >>>/vg/umajp/
..:!! My heart? What? Did my heart tighten or something? What the fuck.
>>584058461it starts adding up when all those little +5s you get from everything become +2s
>>584058276Failed TTL this time baka39524896
>>584058574Yeah that part hits hard
>>584058642yeah but they could be +3's if they weren't IDIOTS and round them up instead down
>>584058213declan rice showermejiro cole palmer
>>584058461If you get +1 it stays +1 :^)
>>584058818it's time to lock in not cock in
>>584058818
>>584058818IS THAT AN UNOBSTRUCTED CUNNY?!!
>>584058672I'm surprised that didn't spot struggle.
>>584058431>>584058769Noted!>>584058473Of course, the more visually descriptive it is the better it is for my Blenderbros to cook up!>>584058539Yes and that team represents /umaJP/, with it's own management actively opting to rebrand last league to align with the JP release and thread. Whereas this thread will have it's own team, with a roster reflecting the current output produced for the international release; no doubt including memes that the JP demographic do not like. Once again highlighting why the split occurred. However we do wish our big brother the best and hope to play them come cup time!
Me and Danchou
>>584058213we already have a team globalbab
>>584059003Oh yeah next room number52580467
>>584058574This part sounds awful but she needs to be humbled either way, the proof is that winning any medium or long races has no special events proves that, she is a talented sprinter at heart, unlike Vodka or Haru Urara where they have a special event when they win the Arima Kinen
>>584059123nobody cares about your dogshit /jp/ team V, kill yourself
>>584058818This will stay up longer than the obese McQueen lmao
>>584058734Yeah, but I think you're misunderstanding why my heart is tightening. I don't really understand it myself, but I feel love. Why is this the case? Do I have a thing for being caught in deceiving her? What's wrong with me.It's not arousing, it's heart fluttering.
15 minutes.will you be the club or the seal?
>>584059289It's called being a dom
>>584058473you read my mind
>>584058245last piece of bread was eaten yesterday but i can do nutella by itself
>>584059289>Do I have a thing for being caught in deceiving herterminal cheater, nice
>>5840591593/9...
>>584059359That cannot be, I'm a footchad, I'm supposed to be a masoBut I seriously feel so weird, is this love? What the fuck, it's completely different, it's like my heart is getting a boner instead of my penis
>>584059336I'll club your unsealed hymen
>>584059382that works too
>>584059336
BREASTSINJAPAN
KEKKAROOOO I FUCKING LOVE THIS DORKI REALLY LOVE HERI love much more the delusion that she's actually just willing to go along with my deceptions...!
>>584059494Who knows, it might be your twisted way of love, but marriage is all about deception. In any case, respectable because Bakushin is a nice girl
I'm gonna go watch anime before starting CM
I feel bad for any torena that has a trainee with small boobs
American Taiki or Japanese Taiki?
>>5840594612 more before cm runs69883637
>>584059757elaborate
>>584059757it's better that way
>>584059812thanks for the mcqueen borrow
>>584059757but that lets me get closer to their hearts...
>>584059757Flat is justice
>>584059594umamusume
>>584059951CARROT
>>584059982>sandwichCan you do Vegemite by itself?
>15*4 energies nukedholy hell
>>584058213Nice Nature ("Oisu" or "/uma/'s favorite" or something like that to represent winning the poll)Princess of Ireland"Drama?" (Curren)BuebuebuebuebueUWAAAAAAAGaslight Oguri
i'm not ready
>>584059982>he even posts evidencebased
Seven minutes
>>584060093
Now that the dust is settled and we've done this 19 times, is queuing right when the doors open good or bad?
1 ticket1 pan
>>584058394That's actually how I started out, but the biggest issue is that I'm limited on my slots whereas graded you're not, and I'm trying to rely on which skill gives the most bang for my buck and having to sit here and decide which works and which is better, which I have 0 knowledge of other than the numbers like these.
>>584060043yeah tama's career is annoying
>>584060035i dont have any but ive done it before, very slowly, small amountt emu
>>584060175Bad if you're not a whale
>>584060051>Nice Nature"/ourgirl/" perhaps
i wish daiwa scarlet was real
>>584058213Anti-buhi Teio
Fuck.92418507, room's full anyways
>>584058213Cryeropera bird as the ball
>>584060204Also I would like to add that I wasn't even planning on taking Tachyon card because Unstoppable was pretty low on the chart. Was planning on just doubling up on all the straight/corner whites.
I am NOT queuing on resetnot with these aces
>>584058213the beetle
What should I have for dinner? Located in Midwestern US btw
>>584060175There is no safe time to queue, you do good or you don't
>>584060405It is day 1Literally who cares
>>584058213bwo please be sure to tell it to the organizer since we had one try to make a team for us, and it was so messy that we got DQd just days before a match happened. I remember asking about it in the JP bread beforehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565977456/#566154952
>>584058213>most of these ideas being posted are literally just pushed by 1 anon eachyeah we don't have a cohesive culture just yet outside of drama whoring
>>584060487tatertot hotdish>t. other midwest anon
>>584058213
>>584060175good or bad aces, always queue on resetwaiting room music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHCTapBgvA
>>584060334Good luck everyone.
>>584060570>ping pongso zased.............
>>584058213ball should be Falco's head without twintails
>>584060487Culvers
>>584060487nutella by itself
cm started, post your READY face
>>584060601>my vbourbon failed victory cheer wit checkit's retarded how often my aces are whiffing their accels...thanks for hosting and good luck!
>>584058213/uma/ doesn't have thread culture dude, all you have are awful memes stolen from other places thread personalities and nonstop club drama
I am the dumbest
>>584060548>we're not groupthink bug peopleYeppers
best of luck bwos
I just got raped while matching...
Before you start, post you're Tazuna gastlight teams!
>>584060728
>>584060792>Sprinter Dia>Sagittarius Bright>Mile Grass1/3
>>584058213bakushin.mp3 is a mustnice nature should be main girl because thread likes her the most according to recent preference report from anonmy trainee showed up with another mannakayama festa the gambler with jong referencesweepy
Aw fuck it's blocking McQueen's tummy
I'M NOT GETTING IN
>>584060601Let's go, go!
>>584060783podium GET
>>584060792
I don't have a 3rd ace yet
>>584059702...superb and on point fan art. My heart is filling my whole being with something extremely fluffy.
>>584060667>7 Butterburgers it is >>584060669Would be a strong contender for dessert
I may have one ace, wish me luck
holy FUCKi KNEEL
Ok I've heard Teio sing a lot lately and I love her singing voice wtf this brat...
first lobby had 4 deboofs... this isnt looking good gwos....
>>584061150the type of loss you can't even be mad
Oh.
>>584061150Based
>>584061150Son of a bitch did it
>>584061150hey... that's not kitasan...
>>584060924>first fucking matchHoly shit off to a great start
>>584061150KNEEL EVERYONE
>>584061203bro thought people would build long umas in grand live :skull:
running into Tamalove members already
uhhhh why are you guys queueing on reset
>>584059757aerodynamics
:O
>>584061369ultragigahypergalaxy sex
>>584061342FEAR IS THE ENEMYWE RAGE AGAINST THE WHALESWE RAGE AGAINST THE NO LIFERSSHOW US YOUR BATTLE CRY
well im glad she won one
>>584061369She and McQueen are the only hot flatties
I THOUGHT WE STILL HAD 3 MORE DAYS IM FUCKED
>>584061478Break a leg, Teiobro
>>584060792Only missed the Bourbon, Tazuna is smart.
>>584061363BMN WIN NICE
>>584060051>>584060246One of the big challenges with any team will be names. I'll have to make sure no other thread has /ourgirl/ used for example. I'll forward creative alternatives come polling if overlap happens.>>584060323>>584060425>>584060920Noted>>584060356>>584060654I had completely blanked out on ball ideas, thank you both>>584060761I don't think you've paid much attention to most of the teams in the VGL if you think the repurposing of memes is going to be one of our negative traits. I understand your speculation and given it's 4chan, your inherited negativity... But we're going to keep pushing forward and produce a team the general can be proud off.>>584060529I am aware of that anon and he has been kind enough to provide us some assets and misc. data from his prior attempt. He'll be assisting with stuff such as the wiki maintenance too, as he also updates the league scorelines for VGL and VTL. But we're a team of four working on this for you guys! Hope we make you proud
>>584061342its round 1 doesnt matter
>>584060771>985 stam + gold>deadI am scared
2nd podium
>>584061590shakute
>>584061524forgot to switch Mcqueen to front award
>>584061590damn
>>584061628This hurtsDebuffer lobby?
>>584061628
>>584060792>always unfavoured festa>my first uma can finally race again>finally useful
>>584061590
>>584061531Yukino Bijin - YeppersOguri Cap - Gaslight DancerKitasan Black - HAIRY KITTY IKOURice Shower - VILLAINOpera O - *Rapes You*Matikanefukukitaru - Check This Seven
ends are raping me
>not a single decent ace in the entire weekAnons wtf do I do?
queue now!!
>>584061531>I am aware of that anon and he has been kind enough to provide us some assets and misc. data from his prior attemptOoh that's nice>VTLNow that's something I haven't heard for a while, and I think I have an idea who he is nowAnyways, looking forward to the team! Gamba!
>>584061150INTENSE LOVE
>>584061874based but what the fuck is wrong with you
>>584061885oguri + 2 murmurs
>all these front heavy lobbiesnyooo
>>584061885its ok you only need 1 win out of 40 in round 2
2 tickets1 pan
rare Jordan win
my clankers went 18/20 in open, I'm very conflicted about this
Lot of frontsLot of bobosI am concerned
:D
Machitan locked in on the first ticket
saw this get 2nd and kneeled irl
B FINALS HERE I COMEI GOT RAPED JUST NOW
so i basically die if there's more than 1 nature but i cant be assed to make new aces i'll just take b finals
hehe Mambo
>>584061978Sideline reporters are a cancer
mcqueen is so cute, especially when she uses her unique skill
>>584061863Thank you anon, I'll put these in the future poll doc>>584061901And thank you for your support anon. We'll keep you and everyone else updated on progress. Excited to see what everyone thinks of the badge too.
I am so shitting the bed during the finals
I HATE FRONT LOBBIESEXPLODE
>>584062085At least you looked cute doing it
>>584062054I fucking kneel.
>>584062104KIMI TO YUME O KAKERU YO
Good start
3 aces2/30/5put 1 debuffer in4/1i fucking hate this
>>584062035clankers are way too powerful in medium and long open CMssprint and mile you get more mileage from manual runs but for longer cms you only get beaten by the upper echelon of umas if you clank well
>>584061531More shotgun ideasChristmas Vodka - WHAT ARE THOSEWinning Ticket - DAAARBYYY (even better if you can get the deranged face onto the model)Agnes Tachyon - Reddit TachyonCurren Chan - Drama? (with clown makeup)Hishi Amazon - CHOCOLAAATETosen Jordan - Look At What I Can Do (the finger motion webm thing, if you can have her doing that animation like another general has one of their characters always fistpumping)
wow i hate this cm
endGAWDS.... not like this....
FAT FUCKS
>bourbon "oshi" trainers when her new card comes out
*Ahem*HOOOOOOEHHHHH, ARIGATOU!
>>584061885i have entered and people are understammingjust bring stamina debuffer
>>584062245Manhattan Cutie
luckshitted my way in
>>584062332she ate all the competition
>>584062224>0/5 in round 1
This robot is trained to fuck your mouth
>>584062245
supreme racist spechud is useless memeship is sweeping non fr rooms
>>584062172Cute Cafeet
>>584062384wtf, there's no sound yet i can still hear it...
>>584062361>meta characters>luckshittedRevelation 21:8 explicitly outlines that you will be burning in eternal hellfire for lying
>>584062384>no soundDIE PHONE TURD
>>584062417Self-lubricating
>>584062229first time I do open so I had really no idea what would happen, I've been very disinterested in CM after debuffers took the scene so I said why not give it a tryAlso dang, the 4th ticket isn't even worth it in open, you get 30 carats for 5/5...
>>584062332I FUCKING KNEELGOOD LICK FALCOCHAD
19/20 I lost by half a length to a corner conn oguri with 900 speed
damn the rudolf solo song is kinda goated
>>584062503do you need to see how chopped they are to belive me
>>584062592you're eeevil
ded
2/2/4/4Rough start, but stuck the landing. I'm wondering if I should swap out Bourbon for a backliner?
>>584062592good job little timmy
>Legendary Reprise
>>584062567luck*amazing typo...
>>584062559if you dont feel the urge to go graded in the future, try to aim for a perfect open run winning 81/81. its a fun challenge
>>584062679default title umas have no soul
>>584062035open is literally free, there's a reason people laugh at niggas tryharding iti i did open once i think in CM5 or 6 and i just slotted my TT umas for easy first place
1/40 is all I need
>>584062259
the GOAT
>>584062679Whenever I see someone with Visual Kei I already know they're on their 30s
>if winning winshe's very smart
>>584058213no way the divegrass schizo is still here, at least make team manager submissions then choose one at random to make him seethe
>>584062730>Open is freewhere's your 100% WR
Run for Our Dream is so Kino
>>584062753OG bobo trainers are based
>>584062791I do have 100% CM finals winrate in all the open CM i've participated in (1)
>>584062754>unethical double stam debuffersvillain...
Should be 85% but I got BROCKED insanely hard in 2 races
kafe ftw
MAMBOOOOO
>>584062712that'd be fun, I lost one to an Oguri with 400 wit and 580 stam, not even xmas alt, truly cap as in peakAt least the other loss was to what seemed to be an actual minmaxxed spechud, so I'll give the guy that>>584062730yeah I never tried before, for some reason I always expected it to be full of minmaxxing tryhards but I guess those are still the minority
>>584062890Bright is cute! CUTE!
paces are actually fucking cucked this CM it's not even funny
this round1 is better than usual i havent seen any clankers around
>>584062730How the fuck do you "try" a format where you needed to be B rank to even get ineven during CM5 that took real effort
I kneel.
>>584063019welcome to 2 weeks ago
I will win with the power of ASS!
Everyone is understammed because of this dogshit scenario.Any kind of debuff just murders entire rooms.
>>584063039>B rankthat changed like 8 months ago, it's A+ now
>>584063019>no accels We warned you
>>584063034You'll see a lot more of them during mile and esp. sprint
>>584063107oh my god learn to read he said CM5
my worst day1 performance yetholy shit
She's so tiny... I've noticied that I'm only 6th favorite always so my unique's extra stuff never procs. Also I've never seen Victory Cheer proc once.
DIA A CUTE
What's the point of these stamps?
>>584063091my paces with 800+1 can tank 1 natie but they die with 2just hope there isn't more than 1
I lived, bitches.
>>584063019Just out stamina everyone
>7Llol
i was told double murmur would be RARE.AHHHHHHHHHHHH
POV: you queued on reset
>>584063179That's not kinda nice Bejita.
>>584063160dont be rude to me im an open league im a bit slow :(
>>584063034auto train cant give you enough stamina so even a shit handmade ace wins clanker lobbies.
>>584062878based
>>584063179B-Bejita bro?
>>584063169Are you happy with the little donkey (hare) uma?
>>584063179in theory you can send them to your opponents but there's a very low chance you actually end up at that screen at the same time
the images..........
>>584063190Pace is the most stamina heavy style in the game for whatever fucking reason when realistically it should be frontsAny front stamina goal is +50 for a pace, +100 when compared to lates and ends
>>584063091I can tank like 1 murmur but 2 means death for me
>your uma>what did you have for lunch
My only win in 10 races was in a room with 3 S+ umas...its over
>>584063301I was happy the moment I got her, yes. Nothing that will happen can make me not happy with her.
>>584063179the 1 in a million odds you are able to disrespect them. I consider it rude and don't use them, maybe if it was a close match that they won and I consider them the better torena I would.
Post more Bakushin O. I've become a fan
holy shit I got 20/20here's the image
>>584063369narita taishinfrozen flatbread pizza
>>584063380you only need 1 win for finals!
>>584063340pace has the worst stamina-HP conversion ratio but fronts consume more HP due to spot strugglingso paces only needed more stamina than fronts in the URA days
brown umanko
>>584063369>taiki shuttle>burger from sonic + tater tots
>>584063369DiaMicrowaved mac and cheese
>>584063369cafedidn't
>>584063369Sirius SymboliLentils
>>584063369tamamo crosspasta with butter what of it
>>584063369hishi akebonoborgar
>>584063404Happy to hear that. I have yet to run her career, saved thst for Sunday.
>>584063340spot struggle balances that out. they also die instantly with rushed + spot struggle.
>>584063524>>584063524>>584063524bwead
>>584063369Teiono lunch today
>>584063340i reckon they have pace down to conserve energy
>>584063019you ARE using victory cheer + break it down right bwo
