>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>583994480
too slow dumbass
We are the shartbearers
>filterjeet posting pre-bump limit againwhat a raped cocksucker
>>584081082>too sllowbut this thread was first?
>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdY
>>584081406Technically it wasn't but based on timestamps the filtroon was before 750
Any queueers
WITH A MACHETE!
CapDayne Levi > Chase
>>584081459based
posting the password on chinese forums
^ based
>>584082323even niggerg wouldn't solve this
>>584082323Make sure to label it the right type of password this time we don't want another round of embarrassment and the fallout of dealing with the embarrassment.
>>584082678Still one of the funnier moments in these clownshoes generals.
>>584082678>>584082859qrd?
>>584083175on what? the guy is talking to himself
apparently volcano pots don't stun the bug so it just disappears
>>584083175Group passwords and multiplayer passwords aren't the same. If you want to pretend a bunch of newfriends are using our pass you should use the right type of password when spreading the pass around or else people can tell you are faking it and rotating names with family share. >>584083298He knows it is about him and wants to go into an angy spiral. I'm fine helping. Same thing happens when anons bring up terr's aliases.
all false
>>584083547well duh
all true
>>584083547You seem upset
I said all false
>>584083923About what?
>>584083298This guy clocked you >>584083991
nah it's all false
>>584084210You might be thinking of someone else. I'm the anon that posts about the birds in the game.
Get halo'd, nerd. Another ED Libra so close to the previous one.
1/3
>>584084467Those are leading you somewhere cool right?
>>584084467Nope, you're very easy to spot DOSpic.
friendly reminder :)
>>584084941I don't understand
>>584084920You'll be able to spot me by the bird pics.
Where my xbots at?
>>584084992Trannies will go to insane lengths to not have difficulty in a game.
>>584085224hello mr paladin what did you do to the xbox slut?
>>584085112We spotted you before you posted any screenshots. It's that easy, like I said.
>>584085237oh he meant using the torch to scare off the rats I thought he was telling others to kill the rats and farm for rune arcs
>>584085292>weEveryone knows you are alone in your weird obsession about birdanon.
>>584085237>buying an item at a merchant is insane length
>>584085224It’s just you here boi. Now spread ‘em.
>>584085224so meowerful
>>584085427Faggots will go to insane lengths to always have trannies in their heads
>>584084941nice, I always forget about this
>>584085224I really really wish we could alter the cloak off on that chestpiece
>>584084629>haloslop doesn't count, just like how sludge's 100 streak doesn't count for beastslopping
>>584086485You can, it just removes the WHOLE cloak.
>>584086485I wonder whats going on with it like why does it connect in the middle like it does? Was it not originally a cloak and Leda repurposed it into a cloak? Was a faction specific broach there before she got mind controlled and she removed it? The way its tied looks goofy since it isn't even actually tied. That shit should just unravel under its own weight.
>>584087152It's just a tabard and a cape.
>>584086567It was an honest halo slop, because it was in the shop, and I found a punch of skill ups before I even bought it. So even if the Halo did less damage, it would be the optimal option.
>>584087574Thats not what a tabard is. A cape needs to be affixed somehow and Leda's isn't. She just coiled 2 corners together which would come undone under the cape's own weight.
Wisest erg player?
>>584087838It's clearly supposed to be a shitty render of a knot.
>>584085268she is indisposed at the moment
>>584084941Why did I never figure this out?
>>584088092Beast repellant torch isn't really needed by the time you are in the sewers. One of the merchant notes you can buy tells you straight up that is what the beast repellant torch does.
>>584087825>honest halo slopoxymoronjust because you don't run dormant reapers or find it in the shop doesn't suddenly make it fine, only trash says that
>>584088092Because rats are such an old/common enemy in Souls games so we don't think of them as being any different, as opposed to all the new "beasts" Elden Ring introduces.
>>584085403Don't talk in third person. This anon >> 584084210 and I are two different people. You got clocked, it's that simple.
>>584088174>>584088212The beast repellent torch should've made all the enemies in Faram Azula passive like "oh damn that tarnished has the special torch better leave them be."
>>584088025Is it ugly on purpose?
you fucking faggot ruined the word "clocked" for me
>>584088317Poor guy is still ranting about this lol.
Guess we're lardin' in this thread
>>584088573oh FUCK yes
>>584088571>So mad he got spotted kek. Don't you have more ER threads to shit up?
>>584088571He got looped on /v/ again and came back to start shit.
it doesn't stop scripted attacks but otherwise you're golden
>>584088706If the discord wants to keep making threads to get my attention I will give them the attention they crave.
>>584088858>>584088706>>584088571>>584088317samefag
>>584088950oof he's still doing his mantras.
>>584088723You're beautiful
>>584088950clocked that freak
>>584086074last thread showed that very well>>584088573no
>>584088723>>584088858>post-clocked and samefaggingYikes, not a good look dosjeeta...>>584088950Onto nothing award.
>>584088980He'll go forever due to the programming.
>>584089059He'll keep trauma-dumping, it's just how schizocows are.
>>584089150The way he copies everything that happens to him is cute.
>>584087884me
>>584088723sliders for this tarnished?
>>584089115He's the most raped ITT what can you do.
Thats 3 in the last hour.
>>584089231said my many>>584089150thought by nobody
>>584089985He was using reverse psychology to force it to stop and it worked.
>>584088179Haloslop isn't simply when you use the halo.
>>584086567You forgot the blocking and queue-dodging part, which actually matters
oh right
Why do I keep getting Borzoi videos in my yt feed, I usually only watch elden ring and diy stuff
>>584091339
>>584091670I love blood sport so much
>>584092716>not letting the crab rape him
Can you faggots please keep your stupid schizo gay shit away from other boards.
>>584093001>blaming everyone for DOS/birdjeet schizo shitting up ER /v/ threads
>>584091534Don’t know but those things look weird and uncanny
>>584093001it's one enormous faggot that we can't control. he larps as a schizo, calls anyone who confronts him his boogeyman ("the cord," "the duo," etc) and then samefags as his own fanclub to give it legitimacy. he's like the dark souls of shitposting.
>>584093514Hey don't assume he is fat, we don't know yet
>>584093001>>584093109Stop begging for attention like this.
>>584093793that's a weird duck
>>584093793They've been doing it for the last 6 hours. Its never you starting this don't sweat it.
>>584093001it’s funny how one of these posts always pops up when certain people are arguing
>>584093793>stop begging for attention>>no YOU stop begging for attention!?
>>584094292Just stop lol. It was funny acting like his little servant serfs at first but you are starting to look cringe 24/7 doing this.
>>584093793>still thinking about cocks
>>584094384You are a loser and you smell bad
>>584093793>got owned so bad here and the v thread shes coping Kino for sure.>>584093514Profiled that waste of digital space. Good work.
>>584094946I may reek of semen but I wouldn't say I'm a loser...
>>584095154i'll wash you baby
>>584094974>still goingkek
>>584094896>>584094292>>584093514This really riled up the local threadjester, he's still mad about the /v/ thread.
>>584095560kek so desperate.
>>584095581meant for >>584094384>>584093930
Terr has now been having a babby diapy mess over bird anon for 8 (eight) hours straight.
mighty terr
>>584095691All over elden ring lore in the elden ring general.
>>584088179Nah you're a moron. Haloslop only does dishonest damage when you're double balancer with either affinity or holy on your relics. Halo with single balancer/phys really doesn't do that much.
Yikes is that a heccin' non-chungus word!?
Spoopy
Plentifully pigmented person
>>584095728This is like a jeet calling himself a lion, funny gimmick.
>>584096604>prebaking your idiocywew
>>584095691>>584095851>the worst people you know are fighting
>>584096924Shows he does this unprompted and birdanon isn't starting it.
when will the ergies learn to just ignore dos posting, every reply he gets will make him samefag 5 more posts
>>584097015Reading any of their exchanges will do that. >>584097087No one else cares its just you being mentally ill.
>>584095967>I wasn't the last person who told you not to use xyz last time.Didn't say you were. But you still referenced older instances. So you've clearly have been paying attention. Only selectively. You only account for the times I should have grappled. Or rather that ONE time. And then ignore the 4 other instances I grappled, and ignore the fact that I just talked about grappling. But yeah, keep focusing on that 1 time I neglected to grapple. Sure.>Yes it isNo the fuck it isn't. I'm not arguing with you on this. You're simply wrong. This is not up for opinion.
queueing
something really weird just happened
I'm convinced that whoever says solo is easier than trios, has never actually played solo. Like maybe they tested the waters by playing a game or two, and had decent luck. But making the climb through the depths is something else entirely.
>>584097402Keep on raping these ergs
>>584097087If anons could ignore posts there wouldn't be a bunch of "shut it maggot faggot" mass replies taking up half of every thread.
>>584097402Solo is really really easy compared to 2 player or 3 player.
>>584096281>>584096736for free
>>584097402>i'm convinced that it's anything other than a skill gap
>>584097215>first postJust babble not worth engaging in. You should use the grapple to help avoid attacks you aren't good at dodging or surge sprinting like Dancer's spin.>No the fuck it isn't. I'm not arguing with you on this. You're simply wrong. This is not up for opinion.Oh, is it up for opinion, because clawshot is a RANGED option, and the follow-up is an EXTENSION of that ranged option and perfect for air-bore and mobile targets. That's like saying Stormblade or Silluria's AoW is not ranged because it's ALSO a physical attack with a hitbox on the weapon part and not just an elemental projectile. You are simply wrong again.
>>584097087this, but with your posts too
Good work jannington. I don't tolerate racists in this general, you can be sure of that.
>>584098016thanks for keeping erg safe
americans be like muh freedom! unless its saying the n-word over the internet, that's too far
>>584098016>>584098385I'm also a low-test vagina-man and needed those words censored. I... Thank you.
>/erg/ standing together to end racist until alb*naur*cs or om*n are mentioned
kek
>>584098701>esl triggered over racismInteresting
>>584090616>Your assessment changes depending on whatever you think it should be in the moment.>what do you mean you have to do different things at different timesoh greasy
>>584099505omen or alb?
>greasejeet every time he reinstalls NR
GG Greg
>>584099524If you want to argue that my use of clawshot was poorly timed, that's a different argument. The fact remains that I *do* use my clawshot often.>>584097735Retard.
>>584100063That's redcels
gregg
>>584098016>>584098463>>584099505The racists are upset. Lovely.
>>584100153No, that's you, actually...
>>584100105>"Ranged option good on Wylder">Point out he has ranged options by default >"nuh uh that doesn't count!"Agreed, you are a retard, and I accept your concession.
>>584100195Everyone is racist, some are just more honest than others.
>>584100217>No, that's you, actually...
>>584097710>>584097473Some people are so full of themselves. That they've convinced themself that they're doing the work of three men. Like "omg, the HP bar of enemies are tripled, and my team is nothing without me. I have to carry this game". Get over yourselves.
>>584100000this
>>584100251Retard.>>584100254>Everyone
greg greg
>>584100380Concession accepted x2>>584100254Factual.
>>584100195Oh come on, can't we just agree that those Carians are out to get us and smell bad?
>>584100276You're beautiful
>>584100153>"That's redc-ACK!"
doe we're carians
>>584100309it's true though and you learn it when some of your team doesn't show up to bosses
>>584100564Oh snap! You really... showed them... yeah...
>>584100410>remance guardian in queueNo thanks
>>584100564Prolapsed that jaundiced cirrhotic wretch, well done.
>>5841005642 god gamers vs 1 invader
>>584096852Funny because that’s exactly what it is.
>>584095397>>584095154wtf
>>584100608Even 2 people against a boss 3x health boss is easier than 1 person against a 1x health boss. Splitting aggro trivializes most fights.Also, health is scaled to the amount of players who are actively engaged with the boss. So even alone, you're never truly taking on a 3x vital boss.
>>584100996shine a light
>>584100608>>584100965I'll give you a practical example.That one time practice got mad, because me and another ergie did our own thing. As the rain was closing in, we fought a powered up grafted scion. We barely had enough time. But I had bleed grapple and a bleed weapon, and together we killed him in time to make it to the circle without a problem.Normally, grafted scion is a huge waste of time. Waiting for him to open up, and him doing all of this random tricky shit. Alone, I wouldn't even consider aggroing that thing. But as a duo, it was a relatively simple task. Even with practice avoiding the fight entirely.
>>584100564>>"That's redc-AC- ACKKKKK
>
>>584101238>>>"That's redc-AC-ACKKKKK"
A few annoying things from recent games.Ironeye's dagger can come out at any time. I'm honestly stumped as to how to approach him safely. With the grapple I can stun him long enough to get a swing in, but the dagger is so fast, he can perform it faster than I can get out of recovery frames.https://streamable.com/bas7rkWhy does it always feel like trolls fall into walls, or off of ledges, making it difficult to crit them? In this case, I don't understand why he fell that way. He wasn't oriented that direction before the fall. So why fall that way?https://streamable.com/a6k7vvThe enemy turned off hitboxes for a cheap gotcha.https://streamable.com/29jhly
>>584101381holy cow
>>584101447>Placidusax wins again
>>584101496Yep, can't believe they added an ARG to DS2 to tease an upcoming Sekiro DLC.
>>584100254>>584098473>>584098463facts which were on everyone’s mind
>>584100065are you him
>>584101378What the heck is this? Some kind of bird?
>>584101447>>>>"That's redc-AC-AC-ACKKKKKKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKKK
>>584101718Yes, it's me
>>584101737>>>>>"That's redc-AC-AC-ACKKKKKKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKKKKKKK"
I'm liking all these Dark Souls 2 screenshots but why are they all just the camera aimed at a wall?
>>584101770idk if the pic was supposed to be proof but if it’s true nice to see ya gging again
>>584101610Ds2 is full of teasers. Like the mural of the Erdtree in the castle
>>584101908They added imagery of a one-eyed wolf to some walls, look for yourself.
>>584101894>>>>>>"That's redc-AC-AC-ACKKKKKKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKKKKKKK"-ACK
>>584101894>>584102148no one cares faggot fuck off
>>584102148>>>>>>>"That's redc-AC-AC-ACKKKKKKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKKKKKKK"-ACK"
>>584102190>no one cares faggot fuck off
>>584101770uoh
>>584102368>>>>>>>>"That's redc-AC-AC-ACKKKKKKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKKKKKKK"-ACK"-ACKKK
>>584102381Devil K***ht is so pretty...
>>>>>>>>>"That's redc-AC-AC-ACKKKKKKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKKKKKKK"-ACK-ACKKK"
never seen thos briars
>>584102582You upset him to the point of non-replying. Great work.
>>584102813>>584102923>>584102813
>>584101770who is this semen demon?
>>584102967we call her DOS chan
>>584103015meant for this post >>584102381
>>584102813>>>>>>>>>>"That's redc-AC-AC-ACKKKKKKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKKKKKKK"-ACK-ACKKK"ack
>>584102903It was busted during the early DLC launch period
>>584101192grafted scion is super easy solo if you aren't a spellcaster, you're thinking of royal revenant perhaps
>>584103123>>>>>>>>>>>"That's redc-AC-AC-ACKKKKKKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKKKKKKK"-ACK-ACKKKACK"
>>584103459>>>>>>>>>>>>"That's redc-AC-AC-ACKKKKKKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKKKKKKK"-ACK-ACKKKACK"ACCK
>>584103412No, I'm thinking of grafted scion. Multiple rapiers. You can act as macho as you want, but even Practice didn't want to touch that enemy at that moment, for fear of the circle interrupting the fight.
>>584103595Swatted that bad faith shitter fly
>>584103595>appeal to imagined authorityAlso, didn't you say he was avoiding you and the other guy because you didn't follow his seed-checked orders? I don't think his being there in that particular run has anything to do with that specific enemy.
>>584082872 >>584083923
>>584102967Soukaku from ZZZ.
The redgods... they're breaking us, hostxisters... we won't even get the chance to cheese the boss at this rate...
>>584103923I'm pretty sure the guy posting recycled blue/host clips doesn't even play and is just perma-obsessed with reds. Not a single new clip.
queen slugtina
>>584103923>The redgods... they're breaking us, hostxisters... we won't even get the chance to cheese the boss at this rate...This this this!
>>584104089No no NO! Deleted this redchud!
Mad phantoms were the best thing to come out of DS3 multiplayer why the hell didn't we get more cool covenant functions?
any queer?
>>584104172On paper, it's a good system because you can be the balanced guy who either helps the Reds' uphill battle or you can decide to help a potential baby seal host/co-op'ers vs the skilled red... The problem is, if I recall, purple phantoms take up a red invasion slot AND, more often than not, the people who Mound makers cov just became traitor cucks in favor of the side that already had everything stacked in their favor, like webm-related.
Greasy would easily improve if he simply watched a video of a d5 solo run but nooo that's cheating o algo
>>584103829I didn't mention him as an authority. I mentioned him because he's skilled at the game. The fact that a skilled player decided to avoid the fight in that moment, means that a skilled player estimated the time and risk it would take to kill the enemy was too high.And what that means, is that despite how easy you think the enemy is, it's not SO easy that you can just hand wave it off as trivial.
>>584104554If I were to bring mound makers back I'd just give much lesser rewards for defeating red invaders as opposed to white phantoms / hosts. Oh, an make covenant reward items actually worth a shit too.
>>584105021It also needs to not take up a red/invader slot...
>>584105106Yeah, that too. But fuck it why not just have more players available for online multiplayer in a single session? Just make it so that there can be, like, 8 players. Fuck it, make it 10.
>>584104954I'm watching a 3view anime girl solo wylder D5 right now, she's not great but at least she knows a lot of these peculiar things you gotta do to cheese solo.
>>584105021That defeats the point of them being mad phantoms. They're supposed to attack everyone senselessly.
>>584105243But they don't do that. That's why I'd propose such changes.
>play a solo game>die to ironeye invader a couple of times>still finish day 1 at level 12this shit is a joke the everything staggers in 2-3 jump attacks
Redcels are the only phantom type thay actually deserve to die, and that's the system we have. No changes necessary.
>>584105537stream it or youre lying
>>584105207Because base PS4/XBONE couldn't handle more than 4 in ER and not have shit performance, I'd imagine. I think 6 is enough as a baseline, but maybe 8-10 in certain areas/modes would be cool. More chaos the better.>>584105243Yeah, but theres no reason the idea couldn't be re-packaged in future games as a sort of balanced guy. Purple is the in-between of red and blue, after all. And with Mad Phantoms, at the end of the day, even if they're meant to be "le cuhrayzee purple guy" the player behind the larp still has a brain and should be able to distinguish priority, but they always seem to prioritize helping ganking reds like a cowardly cuck. For the longest time, you'd see similar behavior from Watchdogs/Aldritch Faithful as well. Just suicidal and retarded, as if they aren't on the gankers' chopping block next.
>>584105636...And other mantras from the gaped.
>>584104954I dunno... Dancing Lion just killed two of my runs today. I can't feel out his moves at all. He squirms the motion looks like nothing to me. There are *some* moves that I'm beginning to anticipate, however the timing is still too odd for me.I don't think watching footage is going to save me there. The game is just too unintuitive.Also, it's a PvE game. Why would study so hard for a PvE game? Like, at least with PvP, you're incentivized to study in order to keep a competitive edge over other players. But a PvE game is all a self test. Relying on guides cheapens the experience.Besides, a game like this shouldn't require supplementary material made by fans, in order to be good and fun.
>>584105959sucking is sucking, pve or pvp if you want to stop sucking you gotta do something about it
>>584105959Here's the last dancing lion fight.https://streamable.com/t6h3ojYes, I know I played badly. I just don't understand its movement at all. And at some parts I'm straight up reaction checked. Even when I'm lucky enough to escape one of the squirming attacks, lighting or ice will still hit me.>>584106049The game is designed to be played repeatedly until you're good. Repetitions vary from player to player depending on skill. So the question is really how many repetitions do you think is the acceptable amount, before the demand is too high.
>>584105636you mean the blue parasite bhenchodds
>>584105959It doesn't require supplementary material but they definately want you to engage with it. Miyazaki has even touched on the subject in regard to difficulty and people "being on the same level of discussion". The (admittedly lacking) vaguemaxxed lore is also designed with this sort of thing in mind.
>>584105959Well I'd personally never fight the dlc nightlords with pure melee, you can just back out of the menu during a run and not lose pointsTry a 6x affinity skill slop build you'll do big damage at range
we are the terrminators
>>584106189not even 10 seconds in, terr gets another clip for his wyldsaar compilation
>>584106373No dodging games. That would invalidate my score. But funnily enough, both encounters with Lion today were during a mystery boss. So I didn't even know I was getting DLC until the Day 1 boss showed up.I have a handle on Dreglord, but balancers still give me trouble. Regular balancers pretty much rape me. But I think I have a chance against ED Balancers since I started learning the parry strategy. I lost the Harmonia game earlier today, because the first phase left me with 1 flask. And then the second phase I missed a few of the parries. But I'm starting to see what they're doing. So I suspect I'll parry them more consistently next time.>>584106334>It doesn't require supplementary materialThen how is a player supposed to get good within a reasonable time?
>>584106189This was hard to watch, not going to lie. You aren't going to like this, but if you actually used your hooksot on cooldown in addition to everything else, you would have 'won' this. Beast-types are more susceptible to bleed, and the regular damage from the hookshot itself would have built up, taking you across the finish line.
we are the terrmites we kneel to our Wyldleaders
>>584106049i'll never stop sucking :>
Sludges 100 streak was the most hecking bestest streak ever
we are the deviltroons we kneel to our Exeleaders
the wyldcuckas
>>584107023First 100 day streak on estrogen?
the execuckjeetas
>>584106878Good girl
>>584106772I must have forgot. I learned the boss was susceptible to the bleed grapple, but I simply forgot. Hell, I even did it in the Lion fight before that one. I'm not sure why it slipped my mind.
the wyldbitches
>584107023>Raped troon self-namedrop
>>584107104Stop embarrassing yourself mushcuckjeet
>>584106189Now that I'm looking back, I notice that as he's spitting his weird dust in a circle, the second rotation is much faster than the third rotation. That mother fucker actually changed the speed of his rotation. I thought I just mistimed the dodge. But as it turns out, I fell for another of Fromsoft's patented delays.
>>584107134Yeah also Star fists in general are better than greatswords just for the fact that you can dmg and stance dmg in and get out of recovery quicker. Not sure why you stayed off them.
>>584107023This this this we all kneel to the sludgeGOD
the exebitches
If you are doing wylder solo just eat and gobble up a successive negation and eat and gobble up a rot tool then eat and gobble up a charged negation then eat and gobble up finna run away strats then eat and gobble up evergaols free of restaurant charge then eat and gobble up mobs for increased rune drop then eat and gobble up easy reds then eat and gobble up easy staggers then eat and gobble up
I ate + gobbled up
>>584107279>Not sure why you stayed off them.Didn't want to stand too close to him, if I could help it.
>>584107192Shut it freak worm
the wyldpoops
>>584107023Wow good opinions for a change
>>584107546>>584107295>>584107078>>584107023Said absolutely zero humans ever kys pedotroon maggot
on the validity scale from 1-10 sludges streak is a whopping 8.9
we are the freaky maggots
more like 0.89
>>584107676Uh oh raped schizo meltdown
>>584107676uh oh this raped the troonschizos, well done
sludge won threadschizos lost
the exepoopers, we love shit pots in our inv saar
poop merchant
...won the most insecure about xher dodged streak award*
>random saar k***ht spergout because someone dared to compliment sludgeLol
the wyldalits, we love missing our ults saar
>>584107702Just asked chatgpt, they confirmed a 8.9 validity
it's beginning to feel a lot like halloweem
the exedalits we love missing our deflects and rage quitting saar
>>584107460pipe down erpest freak, you got clocked
Yoga with miquellahttps://files.catbox.moe/kr9taz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/6vo0q3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/skf1hp.png
>>584108730my bf would be nice to me if i looked like this
>>584108730i'm not gay but....
>>584108730Miquella does not have all that
>>584108829hahahaha your boyfriend sounds like a faggot
>>584109148cute>>584108730gross
>Just grapple more, brohttps://streamable.com/q7cq36
>>584109869gay pedophile scum
>>584110224>has the chance to grapple out of harm's way again >instead just stands there and heals with lazy camera managementuh oh retard alert
>>584109148gross>>584108730cute
>>584110495both are gross
>>584110856you're gross
>>583794456...So no actual proof then got it
>>584110224>Doing running attack in first place>Panic rolling>Using claw to escape when enemy is in neutral and will attack>Did not commit to escaping and instead drinking flask
>>584111207overwhelming real life evidence and eyewitnesses corroborate to the fact that in reality, I am so cute
>>584111576gock and feet or I don't believe you
>>584111327bodied that freak
>>584110504You're really good at twisting logic. I have to give it to you. There are like 4 different ways to address this. I don't even know where to begin.For 1, the grapple meter was exhausted at the beginning of the clusterfuck. Even if I glanced the meter at the beginning, you can't honestly expect me to keep an eye on it while all that confusing stuff is happening. So the notion that I should have known I had another grapple available is false to begin with.2, I only have two grapples thanks to the relic. But that relic is optional. If the boss is designed around the need for two grapples, then it's a badly designed boss.3, In previous situations, I was told that the first grapple would be enough to escape. But now the gaolpost has shifted to needing 2 grapples to escape.4, I was already at a fairly good distance. The dog performed the 1 attack that would reach me in that moment. The chances of that attack coming out was slim.5, Camera management was fine, all considered. The issue with the dogs, is that they split up, and there isn't a good way to keep them all in view. You look one way, and a dog is in your blind spot. You look that way, and then the other dog is in your blindspot.If you're a mouse and keyboard user, then you might not understand that aiming the camera is a lot more sluggish and less precise with a stick than it is with a mouse. And yes, I have camera speed set to maximum. That's as fast as it goes. Bosses shouldn't be designed around the quick spastic rotation of a mouse, when half of all players are using a thumbstick.
>>584111632You tell yourself bronyski
>>584111685>1 grapple is fine but 2 is EVIL CHEATING BAD BAD UNFAIRwhy are you so inconsistent?
>>584111531>>Doing running attack in first placeIt was calculated. The others were far enough, and the dog made himself open to it.>>Panic rollingActually, no. That was entirely reaction to their bites. I was keeping an eye on them.>>Using claw to escape when enemy is in neutral and will attackI mean, when else are you supposed to use the claw? The entire idea is to escape their attacks.>>Did not commit to escaping and instead drinking flaskI could tell I was far away from them, so I tried to sip. But the third dog performed the long range jump. Perhaps the only attack that could reach me in that moment.
>>584111531You raped that inept perma D tier with logic, well done.
holy fuck dude how can you write so much shit just to cope with being bad at the gameit's because you're like this that you'll never improve
shut the fuck up it's the game's fault not his
>>584111932Its roleplay so people will make fun of him. It happens way more than you think.
>DOSjeet woke upAbandon thread everyone abandon thread
>>584111685>all that garbage/copeHere's what you did wrong:>You committed when you shouldn't be in the middle of 3 of them>terrible camera management>didn't clawshot again out of harm's way>sluggishly healed instead and got punished for itFTFY
>>584112103wow are you already doing this? Stop before it gets really bad for you.
>>584111932he gets off to this, why else would he still be here playing a game he hates
>>584111825I'm very consistent in stating that default loadouts should be sufficient for any boss. If you, as the game designer, require that the player equip *optional* skills, in order to get through a fight, then you've designed a shitty game.I clearly have no problem using 2 grapples, since I have the relic on. But I look at it as a sweet little convenience. Not as a necessary tool.And besides, new players need to beat Gladius before the other nightlords are unlocked. So it's unlikely they'll have 2 grapples. So why design a boss around 2 grapples?
>>584112215>And besides, new players need to beat Gladius before the other nightlords are unlocked. So it's unlikely they'll have 2 grapples. So why design a boss around 2 grapples?You understand the logical failing happening here right? Anons are right you are just some embarrassment fetishist.
>>584112215wait that was normal gladius?you had the red mark on you why would you run into the dogs when that's the signal for them dogpiling you you absolute retard not worth replying to seriously
>>584111932You said I would never improve when I was still getting carried through dogs on D0. Now I can defeat dogs at D3, and you're still saying I won't improve. What's wrong with you?I mean look at the screenshot, and then look at the video again, and compare HP and flasks. After that one mishap, I finished the fight without getting hit.
>>584112215That's not Gladius, thats Everdark Gladius, the last Everdark to be revealed post-launch. Everyone and their mother should have Wylder's earring (guarnteed) or a good +1 skill relic by then if they plan on consistently playing him. No you dont 'need' 2x grapples. Surgesprinting, rolling, and a single grapple use is enough, but it's called QoL/utility. Same with Ironeye and +1 skill option.
>I can beat cold dogs at D3 solo only dying oncenot playing into your humiliation fetish
>>584112604that's twice actually since he's wylder
>Makes a snide remark about "just grapple more, bro">Doesn't grapple more when he should beNice self-own, greaseclown.
>>584112482Altering how you structure this whole thing is why people are shitting on you. When writing your blogpost go back before hitting submit and remove all references to 'you' or 'I' and restructure the sentence to sound correct. Reread it, then hit post. it would look half as intentionally shitposty if you do.
>>584112384A couple reasons.1. Because the dogs were snapping their jaws toward me, I was going to roll into them, and let them pass me. What I didn't anticipate, was the first biter to come up short. I suppose he collided with the dog in front of him. But since he came up short, he didn't pass me, and actually forced my second roll to come short as well. So what you're seeing there is just colliders causing a bit of a positioning issue.2. The boundary of the map was to my back. I chased the dog pretty far out. I wasn't sure exactly how close I was to the boundary, but instinctively, it felt like I was very close, and wanted to work my way back toward the center.
>>584113002You're right, theres nothing you could have done.
>>584112568That was regular Gladius, mr pro gamer.>>584112767Nah, it doesn't work like that, because it was a combo. If I was any other character, I would have fell when the sixth sense triggered, and then the combination attack wouldn't register at all.
>>584112914Not my problem.I'm posting my personal experiences. So I use 'I'.I was responding to lowercase anon. So it was actually directed to a specific person. So I used 'you'.If you read the post and took it personally, that's on you.
>>584113414You're right. There's nothing you could have done.
>>584113047I didn't say that. I've made my stance clear. But let me state it again: The demands that the game puts on the player in order to adapt, are not good and fun. That doesn't mean "there's nothing I could have done".
>DSPeasy insists its the game's fault that he's trying to attack them while being in the middle of 3 of them
If gladdy poo is on the seppy when lone wolfing you should wait for them to call up for one last booty call before you hit dat
>>584108730Erg boys who look like this?
>>584113797Bad post>>584113824Good post
>>584113683I agree, no one else will understand but I do.
>>584113121>look again and seeThat's even more embarrassing, yikes!
>>584113797it's the game's fault for having arena walls too...even though the walls are curved so you can just go sideways instead
queuers?
>>584114496Maybe 1 hrI’m like power = force x velocity in real terms
>>584113797I wasn't in the middle of them. Here, let me post a longer clip.https://streamable.com/iwrwwwNotice two of them lulling in the back. The one dog comes out of the pack, and I grapple away to meet him far from the others, where I can get an attack in. Predictably, the other two dogs closed the gap during the short time I looked away. But I guessed they would and dodged their bites. Then things got crazy.
>>584114650There was nothing you could have done.
Inducing diarrhoea at the start of a run and having to balance afk and ak and winning is honestly an unsurpassable feeling
Grapples away: he learning :)Does long ass running attack: bad creasy :(Grapples into the middle of 3: No Creasy >:(Heals beside them: NO GREASY >:^0
spoopy
There is nothing we could have done
>>584114398lol, I wouldn't say all that. But now that you mention it, if they really wanted to, they could program an infinitely large arena. Or at least one that is a lot bigger. The terrain can be made to stream in anew as you run through. And then the boundary can be defined by a distance between the player and the boss. That distance can be set large enough that the player wouldn't ever reach it in a normal fight, unless they completely abandoned the fight and intentionally ran away from it.So like... walls *are* optional...Hey, speaking of walls, check this out. Same game as the dogs:https://streamable.com/6ehckdI wanted to get the crit on the fallen guy, but as it happened, the invisible collision box was right there, preventing me from moving toward him.Fromsoft never makes mistakes though. It must be a load bearing collision box.
I feel like having more bad days than good days
>>584108730Miquella has all that canonically that's why they simp
>>584115492You are right.
>>584115492There’s a glitch we sometimes the phantom horses he summons have their hitboxes spawn when the ring forms. You can sometimes just see their models standing there
>>584115021Yeah, this is really grappling "into" the dogs. Ok...
>>584115492Hello creasy
>>584115660Never become a criminal, you’ll just expose yourself in court silly goose
What is all this nonsense? Is he being stupid on purpose?
>>584115660Why didn't you grapple again before healing, and just stand there after healing and let the dog land on you?
>>584115819There was nothing he could do. Reality is deterministic behind all the randomness it appears as.
>>584088179I probably said that trolling months ago and you still remember, creepy...
>>584115660>literally in the middle of two
>>584115987said the creepy brown gay man pretending to be a girl online...
>>584116124???
>>584116216We're all brown as a community decision.
>>584116216????
>>584115895It all happened so fast, that I can't say I knew for sure what I was thinking in the moment. But I did get the sense that I was far away from the dogs. I didn't think I needed more distance for a heal. But the jumping dog proved me wrong.You guys are focusing in a hypothetical second grapple, because the first grapple didn't work. And rather than admit that your idea to grapple to escape isn't foolproof, you want to put all the blame entirely on my shoulders.Look, yes, had I considered the big jump attack ahead of time, then grappling a second time would have been the move. But that's one of those things that seems obvious in hindsight. In the heat of the moment, the distance felt adequate.And I didn't just stand there. I didn't see the dog jumping at all. Even when I review the video, the dog looks like it materializes out of thin air. I have to really focus on the background to see him flying. Part of the problem there, is that I happened to turn the camera in such a way that put my character directly in front of the dog. So he wasn't visible until after his form came over my shoulder. And all the particle effects from magic shower triggering helped to obscure him.So what you're seeing, is the camera sweeping a wide area, me only noticing 2 dogs, and turning the camera back to them, and then remaining neutral until something happens. but something happened a lot sooner than I anticipated.
>>584116518There was a lot you could have done better. Don't take it too harshly we're all really good at the game from playing it. You being bad at the game isn't something to feel insecure about.
>>584116002I am already standing in the middle of them. So the grapple is going to carry me OUT of the pack, not into the pack.
>>584116580What's this we stuff? I'm pretty shit. Anyway I'm gonna queue.
Creasy with the wending fucking up a revive on devil gawd popped into my head
>>584116714Anons are a family.
Trash and his off topic images/webms always feel very Mexican. Like very low quality and lazy
>>584116714My artificial wife
>>584116812Gotchu senpai
>>584116893Talking about trish, his race, and how trashy he is, is actually off topic.
>>584117009funny
>>584117025I know but I want to improve the general reading experience of this general going forward
>>584116812why bother reviving that jeet anyway? he contributes nothing to fights and backs off immediately to pop a warming stone if the boss as much as touches him.
Sometimes I feel bad about myself and then I remember at least I'm not a parasocial threadschizo like above
>>584114604whats the verdict home skillet
>>584116812Talked about himself in the third person award>>584117186Kek true
kinda nutso red scarab at a starting camp
>>584117168Sure has been working great for past year
>>584116714uoh
>>584117204Wanna see something really cool?
>>584117009>>584116812Who made this clip? I forget. This isn't the game with devil, right? This was... who again?
>>584117186he needs to preserve izzat for the gg screenie so he can brag to his discord troons.
Alot of the executor hate webms being recorded from the executor player is strange. What type of self hate goes on in the mind of someone like that?
>>584104954Stream your D5 solo runs, and I'll watch.
>>584117365>censoring nameholy reddit
>>584117834there are niggers here posting literal reddit links and a discord lol you have bigger fish to fry guy
>>584117378My favourite stories are the one where bad things happens to the MC and it’s made obvious human nature will never change then they’re left with a decision to leave but it goes to the next scene and they’re still there trying to improve a bad situation in a thankless war like fighting the waves in the sea
>>584117762Judging by the file names and knowing deviljeet's obsession with executor/terr it's safe to say it's him behind those webms, after all he has the most fragile ego around here
the retardschizos are awake
hate it when bosses have arbitrary parry rules on attacks that are nearly identical. parry is already something that you generally go out of your way to do and makes the fight take longer, but "this horizontal swing can be parried, this slightly different one can't" is stupid.if i can parry radagon's gold breaker i should be able to parry "spear swing but it's on fire"
>>584117932Couldn’t you argue the hero is just trying to feed his ego to be a hero in a story no one asked him to be the hero in
>>584117917nice schizo headcanon retard
>>584116812>>584117009kek, happened with me and devil too on a separate occasion the post failure thread battle was very amusing
poison and rot make no sense in nightreign. they should stay active until the enemy is dead, that way there is actually a use case for them. as it stands they dont make up for the damage you are leaving on the table by inflicting them because the enemy will be dead or close to it by the time it even procs.
>>584119303You'll get better at playing with statuses as you play more don't sweat it.
>>584119303Poison and Rot deal damage based on a percentage of enemy health so its better for bosses and tanky guys
>>584119303works on my machine
sluts
>>584120558love em
>>584120645why
>>584120736Low self esteem in others is fascinating.
>>584120736they help me cum
>>584119423still around?
Oh, uh, ok. I guess I just die then.https://streamable.com/9750qg
I wanna do a new playthrough with a one-handed weapon, is there anything that doesn't suck complete ass without powerstance/twohanding?
>>584121790Yep
>>584121790daggers, shields
>>584121790Straight swords, Curved greatswords, thrusting swords, halberds, spears if shieldpoking, claws are okay as an offhand I suppose
>>584122157For halberds you only mean the pokey ones i assume?
>>584122207No the wide sweeping ones are really good. Their mv feels like they posture break things effortlessly.
>>584122384Even one-handed? Which ones would be good there? I wanna do either lightning or a faith infusion i think
>>584121790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0kTUP6gjjw
>>584122521Yeah. The sweeps all feel like they hit hard as fuck. Pretty sure the backstep into r1 is great on halberds too.
>>584122521You could try the Guardian's swordspear or the Urumi. They both have insane Dex scaling and the Urumi has a great CR2 motion value.
Beerus is so strong…
>>584124208Wanna see my Beerus
We should do a d5 rl1 run. You guy's builds are too strong and it's boring...
>>584125372Dood, that’s a blob cat right there
>>584125372So fucking fat holy shit
>>584125372No pubes?
Hairless cats began as a freaky Canadian science experiment that involved cat incest
>>584125372How could anyone love these hideous rats come on
>>584126738They are very affectionate creatures.
>>584126738They are more loving than other cats due to their lack of fur. Furred cat owners can only cope about it.
Why are there so many giant Dung Beetles in the Lands Between? What do they have to do with our Flasks?
>>584121539>literally stands still for 4 secondsBad ragebait. You’re also very weak, my shit hits five hundred on the reg
>>584127431The crap they roll over and collect is the after effects of the wars and deaths that create the tears our flasks are filled with.
>>584126915Cats of any breed have a very wide range of personalities.
>>584125372So cute!!! I love cats so much...
>>584125372If you put a helmet on on it then you can feed it crabs and call it pot head broiler
>>584127606but since when are our tears related to any of that
>>584127827Flasks and cracked tears are produced by the trees as a result of suffering and death. That is the manifest value of a life and it's death the same way the deathrite rituals to burn the dead is what gives value to their lives.The beetles are just rolling up the last bits of refuse of this transitive value exchange that isn't covered in the tears, that is why you commonly find ashes of war on the beetles. Spirits of people aligned with a god go to a spirit shelter upon death, but a weapon has a spirit also, or can develop one over time, but it is only aligned with its user and not a god so where does it go upon death? A beetle finds it.The path of the spirit upon death to its shelter you see over and over again in the game is the same conceptually as the beetle rolling along.
>>584125372what is it like to put your cheek up against its fat slabs of flesh? cute friend I want to hug it
>>584128315They are like little space heaters. They are more affectionate than normal cats because they always need a source of warmth to cuddle up against.
>>584126019Underrated
>>584127763A mining cap with a little light on it would work too >>584128315They’re very slappable; they ripple like water
>>584128391>>584128597my dog's belly is similar like a soft and warm water balloon that's nice to put my face up against and my husband's belly is the same way
>>584128829Neat, the guy that talks about his fake husband is going to be doing this gimmick for the next few hours.
>>584128916https://vocaroo.com/17sjEFm91MOX
>>584128916His husband is real and groomed him since he was underage.
>>584128916Look what you did to him.
Fuck. Steam recording broke. I encountered like 5 ghost hits that fight. But nothing was recorded all game.Had a cool reduvia dagger with ice storm on charge. It really fucked shit up. Though against Libra, it was just mediocre. I probably would have done more damage with my starting greatsword.
>>584125372kek
>>584127492>literally stands still for 4 secondsI wasn't standing still. Look closely. I'm moving, but the targeting system is causing my character to turn back and forth, effectively making a circle of no progress.Then I go for the grapple, but it stops short somehow. I don't really know why, but I've made this mistake a dozen time. For some reason, grappling is very unreliable while inside of Caligo's aura. Probably has something to do with tick damage cancelling the action. I don't know.Really, all of that is secondary to the problem that the player is forced to take tick damage. Fromsoft wants to make the fight feel more epic chungus, so they force tick damage there to make the player panic. It's dishonest game design.
Creasvoivode won
>>584130756Agreed. There was nothing you could have done.
>DOSjeeta vs husbandjeetaa fight for the ages
>>584131217Bro you gotta stop obsessing over him for what he did to you. We all get it after it being public knowledge here you have reasons to seethe but don't do it here.
>>584130860You might think that replying like this will bother me. But it's actually very nice. Even if you don't mean it. Seeing as how the alternative is endless bickering.
>>584131362I don't think that. I'm agreeing with your post.
>>584131217are you so starved of senseless obsessions
lonelyposters are back for a limited time
>>584131313>>584131850keep dancing monkey
hey
what if creasy is the husband
impossible she's not asian
do you think husbandposter has a bigger gock than trish
nyo, nyo
>>584132983sure
>>584133125my husband isn't really a gamer
>>584133580neither is creasy kek
>>584101770One of the best parts about this game honestly>>584101908He’s riffing off of the guy who keeps posting about it
>>584133994No one asked
>>584117762terrcucka is just a weird homo like that
>>584117795I won't stream but I can record a run if you'd like
>>5841113273 day old post???
>>584130772the most raped threadcow award...
>>584108252strange falseflag
>>584108730>>584109148>>584115619>>584114018she only looks like one of these but he’s built for malenia anyway
>>584108252normal observation
^ truth
>>584133372>>584111629calm down t*** keep it to yourself
>>584125372Weird and off topic but I can’t deny these things have me curious. I could never own one but I guess someone has to now that they exist.>>584126915Maybe if you’re talking a standard cat but a pride raised and brought up together are some of the most affectionate out there.
>>584108252Sludge should only be complimented for her fat jiggly ass
maggots inside the freaks
>>584136017lol riight...
gg sleepy
gg white birds>lose 6th sense after boss's health bar is depletedI mean sure
>>584137305forgot pic
Uoh~!!!
A pleasant clip for once. Funny end. I bet not many people had the opportunity to do that before.https://streamable.com/e30f33
Ender? I barely know her?
>>584137470>slutge>elfslut>shiftysluterg's sluttiest lobby confirmed?
>>584133125greasy doesn’t leave his gooncave he’s always watching tiktoks and debating the chuds
>>584137470lmao, last minute strike from the balancers to nullify your rep gain
>>584138072I'm more into Chinese dramas now, on the PineDrama app.(sister app to tiktok) My tiktok viewing has been pushed toward bed time and morning.I would post some "gaming" clips of the dramas, but the app has copyright protection that makes blacks out screen recordings. I'm not tech savvy enough to get around it.
>>584133994Everyone asked keep speaking and never stop
>see the thread has been thoroughly shat and greased up>realize it’s the weekendoh that’s why
>>584138895dont talk to yourself raped maggot
^ im a raped faggot maggot schizo cuck jeet and this was actually meant to be addressed to >>584135480
>>584137561this
>>584118234 (me) meant for >>584139624
>>584139938you branded that eunuch
^ don’t talk to yourself raped maggot freak
>>584115819no his stupidity is authentic don’t question him
>>584140826i raped you
Don't you guys ever get tired of this pointless squabbling
After losing 4 games in a row, some mercy was given, and I was able to win 4 games in a row. That's enough game for me for today.Anyway, here are some clips I neglected to post yesterday.I typically cheese the godskin duo fight by bleeding them out with my grapple, because every time I get close, I get destroyed. However, I found that I can bait their fireball out, and then roll in for a quick attack, then roll out to a safe distance. This is the second fight in which I've punished the fireball attack. So I started to feel very confident. It's a practiced maneuver. However, suddenly the duo changed behavior.First, the noble randomly belly punches me. Entirely unavoidable.https://streamable.com/aofbg9Then, I whiff the attack against Apostle, and he blasts me in the face with an unavoidable attack. I'm not sure if he did because I missed, or if he would have always done it.https://streamable.com/q09gekA ghost hit from dragonkin, because Fromsoft insists that this attack must be rolled, even if it doesn't make sense spatially.https://streamable.com/nt7utnAnd a second semi-ghost hit. This one I *almost* understand. But not all the way. Because they had to slide my body into position in order to make it work. If it wasn't for the forced slide, then this move wouldn't hit.https://streamable.com/b9glc8
It's all they got left
>>584102381Weird selfie post
>>584141351>First, the noble randomly belly punches me. Entirely unavoidable.Isn't them throwing fireball a combo starter? That is one of the moves that they can do. The other one also follows up with quick attack.
>>584137985>elfyou what?
Shockwaves aren’t ghost hits
>>584141787I wouldn't call it a combo starter. If you stay far, then the fireball might not be followed by anything. But if you get close, then they will do one of their attacks. In all previous instances, the follow up attack has been avoidable. You just wait for the right time to dodge away. Those two attacks I posted are anomalies. Coming out way too fast compared to the other attacks.
>>584142120>SlutvareStill sluttiest lobby
Off-topic but is Nioh a good pick-up? I saw some absolute bullshit clips but I can't tell if it's skill issue or the game is actually kaizo.
>>584142128Getting flattened implies I was struck by the hand/arm. A shockwave would blow me away. Like at the end of this clip: https://streamable.com/vt9tjs
gg heolstor been a while since I've had to fight him for that long
I have seen enough pointless tragedy. Commence the /nrg/ schism...
>>584142586it's pretty mid as in not terrible and decently fun but I'd never buy it unless there's a good discount.
>>584142586It's alright don't expect much outside of good combat though
>>584142586There’s more of a skill ceiling than souls games but also more of a skill floor since you can use ninjutsus that just play the game for you. Theres also a loot thing that people complain about but it’s basic as shit so I don’t get why people talk about it. The biggest issue is the repetition but overall it’s my favourite souls like and the ost is great
>>584139624You forgot the rest of his lowlife postings but don't worry I got you >>584107952>>584111632 >>584140706
>>584116812Common devilGOD struggle thankfully he persevered
What if miyazaki made a fantasy game set in a golden age instead of a post apocalypse
Poor guy's not even hiding the multiple device damage control anymore.
>>584106878>>584107104such a strange thing to say
>>584142586I’ve wondered this myself and honestly I still don’t have an answer. The first game seems the best aesthetics wise but the later games seem to have more developed gameplay? I’m not fond of all the stuff that can clutter your screen at any given moment.
>>584144028no
>>584107104Am I a good girl too?
People are gonna be so jealous when they see my codexie
yurm the ergs
>>584113797>>584116714I love these we need more like these
>>584144360do you have a boyfriend or husband to tell you so?
>>584141608>no u!very high tier argument (didn’t laugh)
>>584145882No, but I could get a girlfriend to do it
hello
>>584145754>>584145731>>584145374Trukesterr
>>584142586Nioh 1 is is ok game, good gameplay but absolutely terrible level design and enemy variety.Nioh 2 is best of them, they improved upon the gameplay, more weapons, level design is better.Nioh 3 is weaker than 2 imo but still better than 1. It is a looter action game though, for first playthrough you can get by just grabbing whatever has higher defense/attack stat but for higher NG level you will need to buildcraft and farm bosses for gear. Honestly I'd say worth it on sale even if you want one and done playthrough, and if you enjoyed the gameplay, you can then choose to grind for more power and higher ngs.FF:Stranger of Paradise was also fucking great, level design was shit but everything else was CHAOS
>>584146031It’s not an argument just an observation
>>584116287Speak for yourself t***
>>584143369That would require him to put more effort into the world and environments and we know he’s allergic to that.
>>584137850wheres your parry shield
>>584148275Dalit nig borrowed it
>>584147974you sound....triggered?
>>584148693kek he won't forget this rape
>warned for ironic shitpostingRARE
Hoarah Loux , Chieftain of the Bradlands
>>584149310I was warned for iconic qualityposting
when is mmv adding new nightlords
extremely unserious agurt
kino fish
gg fish>my best weapon is the fire spearpain
>>584146459like real lesbians or twitter lesbians?
can you grief others in nightreign
>>584152290yeah
>>584152290yes just pick guardian
>>584147974made him project his state of being o to you nice work
>>584146459>but I could get a girlfriendDoubt
>can barely hit 300 AR consistently with taker but can hit 500 AR no problem with WyldcuckSadness washes over me
>>584108730Does this post break any rules so I can report it?
>>584154364shut up bitch
What if we had stopped them…
>>584154868stopped what, covid? so they hadn't rushed the development of elden ring?
>>584146723>pov: you gave greasy advice
>>584154364It actually mends all rules so no
>>584153656Wyldgod*
>>584155872how do you mend a rule?
>>584155967...Didn't you play Elden Ring??
rare queuer in for a run, maybe two
I love my wife Rellana.
>>584155912>>584153656**Wyldflufferkek
You just know going into the first ring you’re gonna lose
>>584157281context?
>>584157281execuckas are so lame and raped
>>584157281Kino exeslut instant loss
>>584157281
>>584081021Who's the best ER waifu?
>>584118198>>584117025You got him there
>>584155213>>584155740big if real>>584157550>>584155912>>584157810truth
>>584158625Buckbrokeylaire
>>584081021Lament for the moon DLC we never got.
>>584158796shut it maggot
>>584159041Lameownting =;~;=
>>584157281Context?
cupcake singing be like>somebody that I used to blow
>>584158796Keep talking truth-teller
>>584152290No. You can't grief good players. They'll win no matter what.
>>584157392They fought the crab and barred, drank all their drinks then they brought the demon they were fighting over to me and the iron eye
>>584160415Ugly on purpose?
>>584160465Did you unleash your true skills?
>>584160114smelly
>>584160415pure STRpronebone and mating press
>>584160415dex int frot and kissing
I’m a silly goose this is my silly goose hat>>584160652No I losted
>>584160415The tops of the pillars are bird heads craned back.
ggs rot forest clear just on time
>>584160974so lame and weak...
gg
>>584161050>>584161247gg gg
gg hors!
>>584160974so cool and strong...
>>584160974shut up trosho
mercadera basurita
putito joto jodidito
un forastero
where is everyergie?
>>584134309hes just that raped and brown and feels the need for damage control after asking a question in third person complete with brown samefag for good measure because he knows he was clocked please understand
>>584160415Not bad honestly. Way worse has been posted here. >>584160974>>584160114She wouldn’t say that.
in queue
>>584160968frot? that's a woman
plap plap plap get clocked get clocked
Sorceries, hexes, pyromancies or miracles?
incantations
>>584160415>tranny horns>41% dress>always played by malesMan...
>>584164518kek
we are the ergieclockers hear us clock
>>584164889>>584164518>>584164347>>584164346vivaldi say this>>584164504this is erg my jeetski
you procced the pvers
>>584164691miracles
>>584165458what is a jeetski? like a jetski but indian?
>>584166290like a polish indian
>attack comes out normally >unavoidable, literally nothing you can do to predict this>attack comes out slow>delayed attacks as usual fromsoft bad designreally, why doesn't DSPeasy stick to god of war likes and other movie games with flashing indicators and advice companions?
>>584167967huh
>>584165852collecting these jsyk
>>584117204We should be grateful we aren't all pathetic like that....
>>584164518>>584165424This is the ONLY time you’ve made me chuckle faggot. Enjoy it.
>>584168062Its a 1 of 1 but okay.
>>584152210Real. I don't know what you mean by twitter lesbians.
any single hot lesbians in erg?
just signed a decree forbiding type Bs to wear helmets, no need to thank me erg
why the hell does the young female voices sound like naruto getting assraped? "NYAYYA" everytime the slightest fucking damage is done, WHY?
>>584168289it means online transbians
>>584168547I will wear Malenia's helm in front of you so you can see just enough to know she's hot af but you can't see her face.
>>584168689female young 2 is the funniest voice for those over the top damage sounds
>>584168849youre a faggot if think this annoying shit is funny
>>584168781but why would you do that why don't you simply respect the degree if you want to or wear a fully covered helmet to spite me
>>584168781you can only say that about your own tarnished if she is accurately based on your real life girlfriend
>>584168849Her death scream when burning to death is laugh out loud funny. >>584168980So you know I'm not following the decree specifically. Keep talking that trash and the Idus chest piece comes out.
>>584168887it being this annoying to the likes of you only makes it both funny & rewarding
>>584169115Put that weasel in its place yes indeed
@greasy Here's my solo run I'm not exactly super good but nonetheless you can still learn a lothttps://gofile.io/d/vBXTpPHi
>>584169210"i love spending 70$ on gookslop that gets worse with every purchase to spite random people on the internet!!!"
uh oh poorletarian melty
I made my pretty tarnished girl for me, not for you.
I have to wonder what's going through these low depth players heads when they take a full minute per orb just to end with the most dogshit nonsensical inventory known to manRecluse left after she died at invaders btw. Funny how there's so many more leavers at these lower depths than D5
>>584169342listen to yourself, how bitter! the purpose of my purchase was to attain hours of entertainment, and I don't spite people that haven't learned yet how to handle their big feelings about the sights and sounds of our big world around us, but laughing at them isn't a crime! it's an unintended bonus if anything
>>584169702Looks like they were dealing with a loot goblin.
>>584169702Seems fine, there were only 6 drops over the whole game.
>>584169992its D1, even revenant is practically a tank wiht how little damage stuff does
>>584169831>>58416999214, 2 of which being invader drops, plus the dupe table, township, nok bodies, the blood sludge at the blood ruins. Just a matter of someone not knowing the game before going into DoN
>>584170087I know. I'm saying it looks like a normal game not something you should be complaining about. At worst you can complain that wylder is playing wylder.guy and should have picked up anything to fill out his slots but you lot still won at level 13. >>584170154Seems normal.
>>584167967There's no such thing as a delayed attack. Stop being a Pattern Bot and learn how to properly react to incoming attacks.
>>584170294wdymI was just asking what are they doing when they're looking at loot orbs for 30-60 seconds, and then still picking the wrong option every time? I guess I can't post observations about the game or players any more?
>>584170341A pattern bot would notice the different animations on the 2 different attacks. Someone without pattern recognition would think it is 1 attack with a variable delay when it isn't.
>>584170464you cant be negative unless its about the designated town punching bags then its ok. people here are really sensitive
>>584170464You should inherently know by looking at their inventory. The wylder guy was getting shitty gear (to him) and dormants that probably sucked and didn't know which to take. The guy is only taking wylder starter gear and hasn't learned to take the off class weapon with the on class passives yet. You have a full inventory and you saw he was taking a while you should have dropped something for him and pinged it. That way you show a guy how to ping stuff if he doesn't know he can do that AND taught him that the dagger or bow or staff or whatever is still good for his build even though it isn't a greatsword. You are positioning yourself as much more knowledgable than him to us, but also presenting yourself as someone that didn't do anything to help yourself in the long run. And then after all that you still won so your complaining feels rather vapid. Thats my honest view of what it looks like.
first time playing an elden ring and im dying all the time
I helped someone beat Rennala and this was their response
>>584170990are you gonna take on his offer?
>>584171064undecided
>>584170990careful anon you're dealing with the KKK here
>>584170809I did drop him stuff though. Multiple times. and pinged him stuff. There were plenty of passives to go around. What a weird assumption to make about a run yo uweren't in. Just maximum bad faith, and an unrealistically bad worst case scenario for some reason? Why?
>>584171138He was a level ~20 Samurai using Dane's Footwork
>>584171159You are asking for input anon. The guy's inventory shows what level of skill he was at in the metagame aspect of a run. You still won. You are also in Depth 1. What are you complaining about?
I just died to Rennala!
>>584171412are you a caster or melee?
>>584171224saitama
>>584170990Cute. More erg babies need to happen.
>>584171412why
>>584171670Wanted to see what happened if I laid down under her bubble as her big ass fell on my face.
>>584171843stop making these sexual comments
>>584152210what if its 1 real lesbian and 1 twitter lesbian
zuk it up'rease it down
>>584171843when you get this overly freaked out it's time for your outdoor walk and Im gonna walk with you and make us pray a little
>>584106832>>584107095>>584107349>>584117762>>584120850>>584129391>>584134127>>584134484>>584108014>>584108587This is the general prevailing sentiment on everyone's minds, thank you for representing us.
let's get that rennala pasta
>>584170990I hope it was a girl at least
>>584172062then it’s overall twitter lesbian coded
>>584172209It said twin so it was a troonster.
>>584172426You poor tortured soul
>>584171843Don't impersonate me you fucking freak>>584171670>>584171485Melee. I just got overconfident and button-mashed expecting to kill her without any care in the world.
>>584172426>I have never heard of fraternal twinsalso my character's type b
>>584172927was it her spells or a spirit that killed you? every time I got killed with her it was similarly going brain off dagger spam and not noticing the more dangerous summons
>>584172426knowing this is tranny slang upsets them.
>>584172426>>584173135There's nothing wrong with cute tgirls
>>584172263so some tranny getting plowed by a girl with a strap is twitter lesbians got it
>>584173325behead this nigger now
In a world where faggot streamers abused the chainsawgun and justified it because of gank hosts, I couldn't be happier that the Eclipse Shotel has creeped up in some way, in complete silence for every major patch. Godwyn's influence will never be hushed.
>>584173325I generally agree. The more stratification in classes a society has the better it ends up. Kind of wish their place in our culture wasn't in the gutter like it is.
>>584173539From intentionally doesn't patch it to make invading even more insufferable. I swear they hate invaders now. Like actually hate them, so much of the pvp environment is carefully crafted to completely fuck over people that liked invading. At some point it crosses into being cruel.
>>584173451yeah and gross
>>584131217they ganged up on you good here ngl
>>584173539Don’t post kino in this shithole
>>584173752even tho its magical
>>584173818Shut the fuck up.
>>584173739invaders can use it too and they're more likely to have all the items
some people here are upset
>>584174080Invaders can do a lot of stuff, doesn't mean invading isn't designed in all ways to be peak suffering for them by the devs.It isn't justified in my mind. They went too far with it in ER into a spiteful realm. I don't like invader types but they shouldn't be treated like that by the devs.
>>584174225okay but this bug doesn't make things worse for invaders any more than it does for hosts
>>5841745733v1 is the inherent system for invasions in ER.
>>584173934you mean to say it's just more druglike hedonism for fruitless "people" with weak broken spirits
>>584174024Do as I command cretin
>>584169083so like 5 people>>584169342you really sent her over the edge here
>>584174647yeah and this lets invaders 1v3 much easier
>>5841745731 vs 3 means the invader always dies to the glitch if everyone is doing it. Invader has to deal with a monty hall situation if even 1 person is using a mirror which they always are and the 3 against the invader all know who they have to use the glitch on. In a realistic scenario the invader never wins and always dies. And it is intentional by the devs because they designed pvp to waste your time specifically in the most asinine ways possible instead of just removing pvp or fixing it. They intentionally leave it broken in numerous ways so you have a loading screen simulator.
>>584174826you have 5 girlfriends?
>>584174708or maybe some girls fall in love with trannies and some trannies fall in love with girls whats wrong with that
we get it ***r you love gock shut up now
Radahn did big smash with his big swords directly on my fucking skull owie
>>584105228Link?
>>584175203same. idk the moveset he's not in nightreign, i just crab and mash
>>584173135>>584172426obsessed with trannies award
>>584105537Watching instinct was so funny. I don't dabble in much solo stuff but he was staggering bbh so fast with simple exec deflects. It's baby mode as long as you can handle the night bosses
>>584175539No just educated in general. Being knowledgeable about the world at large really triggers people that want to operate in the dark.
>>584105959Nigga. What do you not understandALL OF THESE BOSSES ARE FROM ELDEN RONGWHERE YOU INSTA RESPAWN WHENEVER YOU LOSE SO YOU LEARN THEM THATS WHAT THEYRE DESIGNED AROUND
>>584173739That's why we spend $600 on our PvEvP game until our overlords give us another chance to grief normies at low levels with their beefed up friends. That is genuinely all I care about. Not some tryhard shit. If you want to doctor a balanced PvP experience, go play in tournaments for money. >>584173818HxH is a blessing and so is Elden Ring, in all of its forms.
>>584175624Twin isn't troon slang though, it's young person slang. You're not educated, you're an idiot that doesn't like troons.
>>584175502I can never get him to do his sword approaching thing. Ill run off and respawn him, he might do one bow attack, then take his swords out, but then hell take his bow back out. The bow phase makes this fight so much less fun
>>584174986it's not love, it's sexual deviancy turned antisocial confusion that never ends well and usually involves some kind of neurological damage, but if you have any case where a couple like that lasted 10+ years and built a legacy I'd go learn about it, but I think down syndrome couples are way more cute
>>584160974uohh slutge
>>584175805always works for me after despawn, dunno if i'm doing something right by accident
>>584175869You sound upset
>>584175714Based truths eradicating jewish disinfo
>>584175932You sound angry
>>584175714Its troon slang and that is fine. >>584175683Trying too hard to be that guy. I'm saying the overall pvp should be fixed so that it isn't spiteful to you lot. The spitefulness is coming from the devs themselves and I think they've crossed over into it being unsavory. You should want better for yourself too, I understand why you don't but that is another issue entirely.
>>584175863i know a girl dating a troon for 12 years they live together and they met when the troon was already trooned it wasnt one of those normal couples where the dude troons out
>>584175869you sound horny
>>584175863Husbandschizo why do you hate gays and troons so much? Is this why your husband loves you?
is dos melting down about trannies again what a weirdo
>>584176104are they wagie drug addicts? be honest
>>584175714??? My guy, To Wong Foo is one of my favorite movies ever. I have no problem with you types aside from the mass shootings and that is more a problem with mass shooters than with trannies.
>>584176165he likes her because she's a hole. anything else he says he likes is for access to her hole.
>>584176181are you still talking about DOS unprompted? We were just talking about how its always you starting shit like this just last night.
>>584176212Personally for me, it's the child abuse and general grooming
>>584176212Black slang adopted by drag queens and then decades later adopted by gen z is not troon slang. The youth does not know the origins. Please stop trying to pretend you know anything, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>584176191no they dont even drink
>>584176212Showing you don't hate them ironically will make them more upset.
>>584176212mass shootings are a white moid thing not a tranny thing what are you talking about?
>>584176379Let him go we need the amusement rn. We all know I don't care or find it really funny. I had a gf like him back in my 20s and it was a fun ride.
>>584142586It's pretty janky even at the best of times and gets tedious at several points. I guess it's one of the better soulslikes out there but not crazily so
>>584175456Great art.>>584175714This is true, it’s basically the same as ‘bestie’ and popular among certain demographics but not a troon (exclusive) thing.
>>584176663Don't check the stats per capita...
new>>584176873>>584176873
The loops in question: https://x.com/JMJGBORNIN00/status/2109301893004747019
new>>584176945>>584176945
>>584176913soul
>>584176663That’s absolutely not the case what crack are you smoking
>thread explodes with activity>it’s over trannies of all thingsnever change /erg/
>>584176894>>584176953The 2 anons working together to do this are kind of fucking it up by always having anti-threadshitter second. They are playing their hand too hard and ruining what could be a good psyop.
>>584176869>>584177043you 2 must be joking or youre being purposefully obtuse
>>584176165she hates them because one either broke her heart or raped her it’s unclear which
>>584176212The ending to that movie had me laughing like Ray Liotta.
>>584177196the stats literally show otherwise don’t know what kind of trolling you’re trying to pull here but it’s not going to be very effective on this website
>>584177338The stats show that white males are the majority of mass shooters, sorry to say anon. Troons barely rate.
>>584175683At least we mostly agree on that I still need to catch up with the new chapters I hope it returns again soon
I have diarrhea call it erg
everyone liked elden ring
>>584082872Made him run into the next thread for post rape ego soothing 5 hours after the fact nicely done
>>584177450Troons are not a race and I’m not talking about them. I haven’t kept up with the recent years but I know 2020 and 2021 had majority nonwhites.
>thread immediately diesclassic
>>584176276obviously you will believe what you want, but in real life it is true that he has the fortunate kinds of means to have any girl he wanted and she would have been lucky, but I was the one he became obsessed with and wanted to impress, he respects my achievements and my successes in the projects we have been involved in and I know he loves me for my whacked out mind and the silly things I say and it's me he protects and wants to start a family with, he even played almost a whole elden ring playthrough with me and used dual clubs the whole time and his favorite move is the golden slam
>>584172071shut up monkey
>>584175932How does that track
>>584178342Angy poster that takes up most posts in the thread got baited into self referential looping to get his oneitis' attention so it sort of stalled.
>>584160974we know
>>584176165I mean in real life it doesn't matter that much, but online gay gamers willingly let themselves be used for making the world a worse place, and even worse they are really annoying
>>584173934true
>>584176276this really set her off looks like you hit the nail on the head well done
>talk shit about trannygods when you just eat and spew diarrhea on the thread all day
>>584163743only real ones know
>>584105757>Because base PS4/XBONE couldn't handle more than 4 in ER and not have shit performance, I'd imagine.I don’t really remember the game falling apart at that point back then honestly, it only really struggled if all players were spamming particle effects heavy spells or something.
>>584178745this girl gets strapped by cis girls
the trannieyogurts
>>584104426yeah, there's one right here >>584141168 >>584103902 >>584106379>>584107042 >>584107764>>584145731>>584159286>>584172071 >>584148693
>>584178963re4 for wii was the definitive experience
>>584176894>>584176953Stop retard
>>584178715You're making the world a worse place and you're really annoying, maybe it's time to hate yourself some.
spoop loops
>>584173539Something something full circle.
>>584179163you forgot >>584179163 raped maggot
>>584179175wasn’t that the gamecube
>>584179406don't worry, I have given back and helped enough people in my life to carry enough memories of gratitude to not be insecure about that stuff, and besides I'm awesome and correct
>>584179163you missed a spot >>584180282>>584180342
^ raped maggot jeet obsessed with tagging his superiors
>>584178342Well, not immediately
>Raped double non-replyit's kino
>>584180342>I have given back and helped enough people in my life to carry enough memories of gratitude to not be insecure about that stuffYou're much too young to have done enough for that. Maybe consider being more insecure about your behavior and feelings and work on improving yourself because your behavior in these threads and your playful arrogance about all of it are signs of a rotten soul.
>>584179639so true >>584176051You know what, I'll concede to this only on the fact that poise was awesome before and then it became super raped so now I have to spam endure or use the same 3 sets of armor if I want to genuinely engage with other players. It appealed too much to the eurofaggot ds3 streamers and that is what made shit miserable after the second year of pvp.>>584177472 The latest chapters have some of the best drawings I've seen in years.
bodied that freak desu
>>584181029comfort yourself with all the assumptions you want anon, my soul is cherished and beloved by people who have expressed gratitude face to face with me for my presence in their life, value your own soul more by taking more constructive action in your offline life so you can take this whole online stuff less seriously
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>>584176379>>584176705>>584178195>>584179163>>584180282>>584180024>>584180486shut it terrmaggot
>>584182781Don't beat him too hard he gets enough abuse from his brown immigrant family
>>584181759Please get help and work on your own offline life instead.
>>584182781They raped you expertly honestly it’s your loss this round
>>584181272You seem cool bud I’m glad you’re here :)
>>584183514my offline life is sincerely thriving and your attempt to go "no u" at me is sad just sad
>>584184217>>584183768
ok lil buddy you do that and I will go have romantic sex
>>584184217Cope. You're on here 24/7 weirdo. Work on your life and your soul.
>>584183768in your maggot dreams maybe
>>584184840you're really gonna pretend like being on your phone is unusual on 2026 you would be so deathly frightened to see the screen time and posting habits of perfectly normal young people if you were unironic
>>584174917what if I said yes
>>584185492that would be really sad for you and them all, makes me thankful for having true love in my life
>>584185475>>584182781
>>584185725why would that not be true love though
>>584186490true love is a total bond with one single other person, the kind where there is no doubt about being the center of each other's universe and you can't have that with multiple people, are they all aware of each other? in true love nothing at all is hidden from each other
>>584186490women hate to see their true value on display in an actually balanced dynamic, case in point >>584187558
>>584187863incel ass reply, zero self awareness, typical
>>584188578baseless insinuation and zero argument
>>584188778yawn + bye
>>584187558what if they were all very close and personal with each other? i think >>584187863 has a point that jealousy kind of creeps in when talking about this but if there’s a clear defined relationship it’s not impossible
>>584143323 (me) meant for >>584143323
we are lost
>>584143323fucked him so good he’s still crying hours later
we are won
captain terr
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t*rrbitch
president terr
t*rrslave
terrprince
t*errpeasant
terrparadise
trrjeeta (classic)
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>>584194838Many are thinking of this as the conclusive opinion.
>>584195226 (me)Meant to quote >>584095728
>>584195580meant for >>584096852and >>584100875correctly diagnosed the situation.
>>584195580no no you had it right the first time don’t doubt yourself
>>584195883read >>584195910
i'm gonna cum
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>>584195226This is the case it seems
terrdynasty
