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Supreme racist!
dickpull xmas Daiwa ScarletI am no longer asking
Escape goat is the best gift we've gotten in a while
my goat? escaped
Marry Stalions.
ryan LOVE
this is a V bake DNI he is using commander spe this CM
best skill for fronts in the game
>>584081545can't wait for your counterbake V!
Ayabeniggers are weird
>>584081545That's cahrazy!He did that? fr? no cap? ong?
Why is everyone so spergy today?
>>584081371What did he mean by escape goat
>>584081573
why did Doto let the goat escape?
>>584064126I cant compete with frontpaypigsWe need more end cards outside of Sweep and CB
>>584081363I shan't, I'm not a front player and her base is fwee
>>584081652NOOOO GOLDSHIIIIP DROP IT AND BURN IT NOOOOW
>>584081608don't call me the N word
>>584081608why are you blaming the victim?
where did the goats go
>>584081672Third world countries often don't focus on colloquial english and mostly focus on grammar structues so funny instances like 'escape goat' often reveal that the speaker did not learn English as their first language
my goat is washed
>>584081776to a farm up north
How do you go from this.
>>584081725>We need more end cards outside of Sweep and CB
>>584081826that can't be truethere's nothing north
>>584080609?
>>584081834to this?
>>584064126I won't be able to compete with anyone serious until l'arc
>deleted
>>584081892how can he give out kisses for free like that
>>584081790Who said that
>>584081725Don't worry little chud, the next end card lets everyone be Taishin, and things will be better
>>584081834To this? >>584081903No, this.
>>584081725Ah yes fronts have so many cards like speed maru and uhhhhhhh
>>584081962V post from last thread
>>584081993hai hai wit seiun deeesu
>>584081892UMAGROK UNBLUR THE CLUB NAME AT THE TOP RIGHT NOW
>>584081958dacchi's has free kisses? compelling pitch....
GIVE ME GRANDMASTERS ALREADY
>>584082070anon??
>>584082070It's Mambo
>>584081993>Maru>Kita>Palmer>Two free Bourbon cards for you to pick from>Two free Suzuka cards>Two different Seiun Sky cards for the buhis>Old Palmer>Seiun (ass scratch SR) and Ines Fujin (SR)
>>584081993
>>584082142Maya, forgotten once again...
>>584082070
>>584082142>fair>everyone rolled for this>no one rolled for this>fair>no one is using these>no one>no one>(you) can get these too
When umas die from losing stam, do they drop to a fixed value speed or is cut by a large percentage? Like can a dead uma overtake another dead uma?
>>584082206Maya speed is a pace card
>>584082078It's not free. You'll get herpes
i can't believe we lost a pokke anon because of the SEA schizos
I'm escaping my goat rn if you know what I mean
>>584082251that's not very wei of you, Helios
>>584082238>no one (3)i'm borrowing seiun sky stamina this CM for escape goat since i'm using girls with built in recoveries
https://x.com/Maretenho/status/2089521410058457239Chinese lady lore
my beloved donkeywife
>>584082206no one appreciates mayapit...
>>584082527so post it
>>584081020I'm sorry but the tone in this post is just like that of a child's. 30-year old man hands typed that btw.
I love Rice
>>584082598https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12017068
how do I make my escape artist evolve into escape goat?
>>584082743evos after 2nd anni you'll find the goats there
>>584082576umagrok compare his team rank to every person in a thread club and dox him for having tp and no run cooking, post-haste!
>>584082527Sextono Crown
>>584082576>318840I know who you are now.
i finally found the time to look for the video from the previous thread about horses smelling their poop. the last one is gold shiphttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38494770
>>584082697I wish King Halo had a free smooch booth.
>>584082810Cue the amagamifag, she REALLY looks the part...
>>584082576ANON YOUR TEAM NUMEBR ANOOOOONON YOUR OPSEC
ain't turning that into a [sound] bro
>>584082901You gotta pay for first rate smooching
>>584082810you mean my pregnant rich girl bang maid
>>584082960But it is my birthday. I'm the birthday boy.
I only want smoochies from Fine Motion
>>584081363Tried, got boots instead of boobs.
>>584082941sry bwo busy keeping a dead thread on a dead board alive>>>/a/291541545
>>584082997sounds like something someone whose birthday it isn't would say
>>584082807>>584082848wtfyou wouldn't doxx anons, right...?
>>584082142The only usable Suzuka card is the OG gacha one but no one has it and the skill is too gambly for most tracks.
>>584083021Proof?
>>584083048You're supposed to get a free smooch on your birthday. That's the rule.
>>584083043Based, I love you bro
>>584083080Speed welfare is (was) good for parent runs and the stamina one was useful for getting concentration outside gay live which hands it out for free
For a weekend, we sure are moving slow. Is the game dead finally?
>>584083125>Notice the thread by pure chance the other day>Reply post some fitting webms I got on hand>Forgot about the tab after thatWas really surprised to see it's still tickinghttps://gbatemp.net/threads/release-amagami-english-version.668601/Uma Musume: Pretty RomCom
>>584083216we have multiple schizos online now so all the good posters are avoiding the thread
>>584083216I'm jerking off to Fuji Kiseki. I'll post later.
>>584082142t-there was a 2nd bourbon card?
>>584083201Just run Tazuna bro
>>584083080All I get from that statement is that fronts hate when they're forced to gamble like everyone else
>>584083216it's thanksgiving weekend in leafistan
>>584083216it's Saturday night, anons are /out/side with their g*rlfriends, having sex even
>>584083259nta I'll be honest I really liked amagami when I was a highschooler myself but rewatching it I don't get the appeal anymore
>>584083273free 1.5 anniversary speed
sex... seven...?
>>584083279Ah yes the welfare Tazuna, why didn't I think of that?>>584083273wit one for the TTL gold and the one that dropped with umadolmaster? no... don't tell us...
>>584083429
>>584083273
10 LENGTHS holy
>>584083273yessu, the sexo gaze on me card that has riceky on the centerit's actually a bourbon card
>>584083489>UndefeatedNot anymore lmao
>>584083374was there an amagami sort spinoff called seiren or something
>>584083470That's a Rickey card, she's in the foreground.
>>584081128God, imagine the drama in 7 years when we catch up to them.
>>584083374I just think it's neat! Also when I finally watched it for the first time, some years back, I was blown away by how heartwarming and cute it all was. Something about it hit the right bones inside me, no idea. It's the perfect "what if teen romance, but super cute and wholesome?", except for that GOD AWFUL EXTRA EPISODE AT THE END FUCK ME WHY IS THAT A THING YOU DONT HAVE TO BE THAT ACCURATE TO THE GAME GUYS>>584083468Paam sex
>>584083216Been jobbing in drafts all afternoon>>584083296Imagine the shit storm if lates/pace had to be in exactly 5th and on the final corner for OYL or 3rd for Neck and Neck? And if you were not in that spot and the random point the game picked for you the skill just didn't fire.If Unrestrained worked 1st-3rd that would be something else.
>>584083579The 2 or 3 people left from jp will be very upset for sure
>>584083467>>584083470>>584083509oh this one hahaI forgot to get the last copy because I didn't want to do the last 2 tasks, you know the ones
>>584082997
>>584083296fronts are always gamblingif you aren't in 1st to proc A&S at the right time then you just lose
>>584083575Oh, interesting, Gametora must be wrong. I'm not able to get in the game right now, can you send a screenshot of the card in the UI with Rickey's name displayed with it so I can send it in to get fixed?
>>584083545Glad that you asked! It single handedly killed the franchise! Reminder to never let artist write jack and shit!
>>584083470it's actually a suzuka cardONE MORE CARD FOR SUZUKA RRRAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH
Is this statline viable assuming I can get a run where I get Long S and Tosen Jordan to cough up BOFA?
>>584083545Yeah, I didn't like it though>>584083581Fair enough, I'm still obsessed with The World God Only Knows despite it being forgotten to time now. Having watched Amagami though it was just throwing tropes at the wall and hoping it stuck. The ost still slaps though. You should REALLY play/watch White Album 2
>>584081985wheres the art of flash looking all smug while standing next to the destroyed fence?
>>584083831high chance of her dying if normal or below mood
>>584083831yeah
>>584083831if natie breathes on her neck she dies
me and my buddy are number 1
>>584083948I want that to be the cause of my death...
>9/20 tamamo>1/20 ayabe>2/20 taishinI shoul drop my triple end strat and just full support my tamamo with double murmur?
>>584083948i want natie to breathebon my neck
>>584084010i would
>>584083958me on the right
Can we talk about real shows like Steel Ball Run
>>584083958not one braincell between those chestnutters
>>584083948Can natie even touch end closers?
>>584084010Sure, that's a sound strategyBut don't post your wins here or we'll dunk on you. Those are the rules
My Suzuka is winning at 45%For the first time since I heard about CMs (I ran Suzuka in Taurus 1 as a complete newfag, couldn't understand why she kept getting 9th with 1200 speed and 400 stamina, she won career races with 10L consistently), I feel like I'm not failing her. I already have retarded delusions of grandeur that she'll win the CM, but even if it's only for today, I'm happy she's winning. I love you Suzuka. I love you forever
>>584084072can you kys instead?
>>584084072But I'm not trans or homosexual
>>584084095the late race 546 murmur is the deadliest
>>584083890all i know from TWOGK is the macross coverumamusume related because kanon and ramonu have the same seiyuu
holy bathroom scenehttps://x.com/kusakari27/status/1872606633043591643
lol at this idiot >>584082750
>>584084072This isn't /lgbt/
>>584084248had me fooled
>>584084104I never post my win ratios, but fuck you I will do it for the next days
>>584084224probably just a bait to grab attention to the name
>>584084205That I didn't know but I know the seiyuu for Kanon is very accomplished so that isn't too surpirisng. Neat!
>>584083890>I didn't like it thoughLiterally no one did. Didn't even finish airing the full season, last I remember.>it was just throwing tropes at the wallSmall indie team pls understandu
>>584083717Too dry.
>>584084327sure bro just a bait!
>>584084326>I never post my win ratiosWhy?
You guys should play Bunny Garden
win rate ratios?post round 1 day 1 damage(rape) report
>>584084368Not trying to diss it since I was obsessed with romcoms for a large part of my developing years but even that suckedToradora on the other hand did stand the test of time
>>584084424just lazy things
>>584084507
>>584083913>NormalIt's too late to be thinking about R1/2 either I luckshit to finals or I don't. but I got a few days to build a finalist.
CM isn't real, it can't hurt you
>>584084509>fellow romcom enthusiastI'm only reading cuckoo and dropped everything else. Kuroiwa medaka is a foreverslop, cinderella is meh, that one series made by the author of RAG is made by him so its slop.Can you recommend me other romcoms to read out there? I'm in a drought for 1 year or so now
>>584084687The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You
>>584084448maya and haru should dress like that
>VN talk that was caused by calling out "amagamifag"
>>584084687rent a girlfriend
Just had some fucking Suzuka runaway go a million miles out and win with no chance to catch her at all. Front cancers death can't come soon enough.
A/B test your umas NOW
>>584084448zamn wtf did they feed chiyo
Swan Stakes today!
>>584084930SemenMy semen
>>584084930The Maru genes activated
>>584084205
>>584084448If one of them was like 30cm shorter while keeping the bust size, then maybe. It's the opposite where instead of ordering the alcohol on the lower rack to see their panties, you order the one up high and see them jump while their breasts wag violently.
>>584084687Fuufu Iijou is returning from hiatus on November, so that's a good one to catch up onIf you hadn't read it yet, 2.5D seduction is pretty good tooChihara-san is getting an anime next yearand Makeine, I'll always recommend because that one is probably my current favorite romcom so far
quick, glaze rob roy for me
>>584085192*cums* here you go
>>584085192her massive scotch eggs
>>584085192i dont like her
>>584085192all over her tits
>>584084687I'm a VN fag so results may vary, but like I sad previously White Album 2 is fantastic, I just recently reread it. Manga-wise smoking behind the supermarket with you is very charming and recent. Kaguya-sama: Love Is War is peak. I'm also fond of Wotakoi. Other than that the market is pretty dry.If you're interested in VN's I can give more details on that
>>584084687Wait, Cuckoo is still fucking going?Is the NBR-Imouto winning?
>>584085246>>584085247>>584085256>>584085274>no images
>>584085192dozo
>>584085192she's MY FUARKING HERO
>charming>350 spd before debut>8th
>>584085192I would give a lengthy explanation of all her good points, but people will call me a fag.
>>584085367it's not something you notice at first glance, but the standard student outfit actually exposes their tummiesit's incredibly lewd
why are you here instead of out with friends or your loved one?
>>584085356eh of course not i dont like her
>>584085192i had a cute image but its above file size limit and im too lazy to resize it
>>584085571its 5am bwo
>>584085426genuine question, how the fuck are bue and her tore childhood friends?if the earliest onset of her memories were when she was 5, that makes it atleast a decade since they first met. And if bue is 15 when enrolling at tracen, and buetore is at the very least a newly graduate trainer, then he would be 22-24, meaning he was atleast 12 when he met bue.what business does a 12 y/o have with a 5 y/o anyway?
>>584085571But I am with my loved one
>>584085571is there supposed to be something different about this particular sunday as compared to any other that requires me to be
>>584085571it's 10 pm
>>584085571Chrono sounds like an old man
>>584084974That's tomorrowToday is picrel
>>584085571wdym I am with Arcueid right now and it's past midnight
>>584085426CFs always betray
>>584085571my loved one is in the game, thoughever
>>584085571You really don't feel loneliness until something good has happened to you and you have nobody to share it with.
>>584085571I'm working.
>>584085671Neighbours>>584085771They don't...
>>584085571I played a game for a few hours with a friend earlier
>>584083690Truly first-rate.
>>584085771only losers say this
>>584085740oh yeah, my bad
>>584085519The newcutie changed her outfit just to see her cleavage
>>584085928Yotsuba winning was the worst
>>584085869>neighboursoh, so he was babysitting her?
Any bingoers?
>>584085571I have no friends irl and you guys aren't my friends either yet I'm still here, I wonder why too
the clanker problem is much worse in Open
>>584085771Shut up home wrecker
>>584085571>friendsspending all of your free time with friends all the time is unhealthy>loved oneshe's 2D and with me right now though?
>>584085571
>>584086054how the fuck is this a+?I don't remember any of my a+ from way back having stats this good
>>584086086
>>584086180it's high A+ with a calculator, basically S rank
>>584086025right. and you think nene will avenge nini too, huh?
>>584086180probably because it only has one gold skill
Oniichan probably mogged Bue-chan dozens of time in Super Smash Bros
>>584085571I haven't had a friend since high school and my loved ones are dead.
>CM19 ace carries me to A buying me more timeArigato Vega-sama
>>584086301>super smash bros>not jongngmi
>>584086341no one under the age of 35 plays jong
>>584085571I have none by my own will
helloslept well and feel rested despite only being 4hneed to do my cm so I won't get tempted into remaking aces and going full rot modemade a scuffed machan for 21 at leastthink I'll bring oguri and curren again for fun
>>584086054what's the deck look like for one of those fuckin things, i only know how to make clanker parents
>>584086180Seems about right
>>584086341
Around CFs, watch yourselves
all umadol cards should have at least 20% fan bonus desu
>>584086380
>>584086375I played mahjong since I was 14 because of eroge.
>>584086025I don't know what's worseEnding with that, where it's implied the other 5 are still kinda sharing him but with Yotsuba being top bitch, or We Never Learn, where the author made endings for all the girls and they're all badThat would never happen to my Umamusume at least
>>584086460Gentlemen...
Childhood friend NTR is the best and most delectable kind of NTR
https://poal.me/un4ue8
>>584086549Bokuben is something I'd like to forget. Any Gotoubun ending is acceptable except yotsuba. WHO THE FUCK LIKES YOTSUBA. NEGI YOU FUCKING HAAAAACKK
>>584086486every uma is an umadol, dumb avian just hyper focuses on the idol part of being an umamusume a bit more than othersmost don't consider it since it's basically a bad ending like broken leg teio in s2
>>584086549>pube peek
>>584086549>>584086615I'm reading Tune In to the Midnight Heart and I'm already expecting the joke character to eventually win, cause it gives so much Gotoubun vibes. Yotsuba a shit.
>>584086408>slept well and feel rested despite only being 4hSomeone else here with the same brain virus, good morning*Good luck with your races.
>>584085732growing old with Chrono...
>>584086408>feel rested despite only being 4hYou are not rested, your body is just giving you that illusion because it has to "adapt" forcefully to your poor sleeping habit.
how come seiun and kitasan don't have winrates as high as the robot?
>>584086615Yeah that's what I can't forgive, especially considering I read both endings the same night. It was disappointingBright side is, neither went as low as Kanokari lol
>>584086408i always stop making aces the day before for burnout reasons. I've been mutating random shit into sprint to see what funny thing i can bring to mix up rooms.
>>584086743oh, the obvious winner is Rikkabut, anyone other than the snek would make for a good ending desu
>>584085154>MakeineI can't find the LNs past volume 6, which I heard is when the actual romance begins. I liked its screwball slice of life comedy, though. But it seems like it's one of those infinitesimally slow burners.
>>584086829No mid race unique is tough against the bobo
>>584086689>coleslaw instead of extra toastdisgraceful
>all these replies of depressed niggasgod you are pathetic
>>584086829Bobo is easier to build, therefore the ceiling is higher
>>584086829Fronts live and die on how good their mid race is
>>584086890>cant find anyting past vol 6Its bcuz those that are out after that are unofficial TLs. Search moar
>>584086927you can't say that while posting SiL...
>>584086886Yeah I think Rikka is most likely to win too, which is okay because she's best girl. But everyone's okay besides Iko.
>>584084894Me too. I trained that Suzuka, btw
>>584086995she's crazy, not depressed
>>584086890look for either chinese or spic telegramsthey love the shit light novels
>>584087041
>>584086927I'm not taking HRT and psycho medsI'm way better than (You)
>>584086829between her unique and escape goat she has TWO built in gold midrace velocities plus a white recoverynot to mention very good growths, groundwork, savvyjust utterly fucking broken
>>584087041>>584087094>I Never Goof Updon't tell me she actually did it on purpose...?
>>584085814I call that a Tuesday
>>584087094>>584087041Doto didn't mean it. You'll forgive her once you see what she looks like with her clothes off
>>584084894Take mid race bro
>>584086829
>>584087143It's always on purpose>>584087167I love both
I haven't played the game in like a year and I have 2.5 sparks, should I try to pull for anythingI love christmas (and halloween) slop
>>584084894you're going to have to wait awhile since we're getting helios soon and she's the best short distance runner for a couple months
>>584085426>a manga where the childhood friend winsauthor just making up stuff now
>>584087238Spe would wear childish print panties
>>584087238save it for ramonu on december
>>584087319Yeah, shimapan are reserved for superior tsunderes like Scarlet
>>584087193I rarely, if ever, see anons raging because some pacer or late beat them. Why do fronts make anons so ass angry? I make extremely shitty fronts and have only reached A finals in half the CMs, and my Onige has a 45% wr right now, why is that sort of thing making anons tweak out? She loses 55% of the time, clearly it's not hard to beat her. Why so mad?
>>584087238next scenario is in a little over a month so you might as well wait a little longeryou can pull for new years kitasan soon I guess
>>584087256I haven't really thought much of Cesario
>>584087376They can't fathom a high risk high reward style winning against their plug and play low effort styles
>>584087096>insecure isaac
>>584087238Wait for Ramonu wit and go all in
>>584087465There is no risk if you're able to build strong fronts
>>584087427
>>584087445You should think about her granddaughter instead.
I undercooked my pasta and now its chewy pesto pasta
>>584087563>if you're able to build strong frontsNot everyone can do that
>>584087604If it's chewy you overcooked it
>>584087445>raped by a brown uma
>>584087585Looks like a cute playable uma!
>>584087546>>584087352alrightany of the actual girls?
>>584087632That doesn't make front a high risk strategy
complaining about fronts because of the clanker is like complaining about pace or end because of xogurijust doesn't count
>>584087506I got my (You) and I'm laughing rn. Hopefully your UFs do something good. Really, post your round 1 now.
>Wake up>/vt/ is trying to make a divegrass /uma/ team>againlol
>>584087694whoever makes your dick the hardest
>>584085756zenno rob roy, the abyss walker...
>>584087738/vt/?
>>584087563>some long A end hits spurt and NSM at the same timeYep, nothing to worry about I am sure
>>584087738so it really was /vt/how does he do it >>584079947>>584080225
>>584087563>if you luckshit a perfect ace you wincongratulations, retard. I did almost 40 ace runs with Kitasan and she's won 3 races out of 20 so far. You can have great parents, all the cards in the world, and it doesn't mean shit. In the end, it's just gambling, and fronts are more gambly because they need more>need 3 greens>need GW/TTL>need shitton of midrace or they lose>need proper accels>need distance S>need ideal statline, 1k+ wit on top of good spd/stam/pwrmiss any of those criteria, and you have to try again. No other style has to deal with that sort of shit.
>>584087858>>584087738samefag schizo kill yourself
>>584087694Do you like Fronts? Christmas Dasca is good on longs.
>>584087832>>584087858To my knowledge, they're the same people as last time, just more of them
>>584087835Run faster blud>>584087872There is no risk to doing more runs
>>584087563>no risk>only activate one of: dd pp or igwit (not good on this track i know) and swing wide and lose>wiff midrace and lose the fight for 1st>dont build up enough of a lead and get overtaken by backliners>need wit more than other roles so it takes more to highroll>late start and you lose>wiff angling and you lose>need more sp than any other role so EVEN MORE VULNERABLE to shit song rng in careerthis is all i could come up with off the top of my head and I dont play fronts
If you specifically play triple fronts there's so many random bullshit that can just completely fuck you over in general. 1. Runaway running away with the accels so your fronts can't accelerate2. 1 front going too forward so dueling turns off;3. lagging fronts being used as a pace up target by other styles4. 5 front rooms are a complete RNG shitshow. Its out of your hands now. 5. And other general stuff like skills whiffing and late starts.Not to mention the effort it takes to make fronts with 1600 speed 900 stam with 1 gold takes.
Sound Effort wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
/uma/ is a hard working fronts general
>>584087770They have two tachyons coming next year but I have more than enough for them I think so I was just asking if anyone else was notable.Wasn't christmas oguri super meta or something
Ten Yumeno Aurora wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>584088029You're supposed to build a runaway with 500-600 power and no midgame so your other fronts overtake them in midracethe meme about proccing NSM off a runaway isnt real
>>584087984Every other style also has to deal with wit checks and positioning yet fronts are the only consistent winnersReally makes you think
>>584088145I can't wait to see all the fronts everyone will be brining to the sprint
>>584088204>Kris SFuck off
>>584088029>5 front rooms are a shitshowon longs and mediums this is where you use uma stan to PDM break and insta win the midrace
On Your Marks wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>584088219>using runaway legbreaker in arima kinoTriple nige is pure SOVL cause they're not unbeatable. It's still gambling to win.
>>584087926I'm probably just going to do mostly auto runs for a while, I don't think I had a preference for the racing style.
>Inari One is some folksy girl from Ooi Racecourse >Look up where Ooi Racecourse even is>Located in the deepest most central part of the Tokyo metro area maybe 15 minutes away from the imperial palace>Closer to the center than either Tokyo or Nakayama Racecourse
>>584088265Just like the officer cup
>>584088265Machan, Falco, Suzuka, Rickey, VBobo?
>>584087984You forgot>rush during spot struggle and stam out
>>584088265For me is Machan front, Nishino pace and whatever feels best for Maya
Neeskens wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>584088334speedreader, she's not from Ooi, she's from Ohi which is a backwater town
>actually, front is the gambling running style
>>584088467>Air Groove
>>584088467Kingmambo kun...
Late is the most consistent style
>>584088265Machan and Falco for sure
>>584088531Consistently bad
'member a while back during that mile CM and everyone was complaining about daring strike? I 'member. Styles have good and bad distances. You only specialize to not have to whale everything and/or force your favorites.
Himehakka wins 3rd race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>584069229
>584088265Nobody is has caught me having a silent stroke.. this is going to continue to progress until it's became something even worse...
>helios doesn't come out in time for CM21
>>584088629
Monarch's Valor wins 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>584088664>is hasBwo...
>>584088664
Has anyone spotted a Haru Urara (OG) in the CM so far?
>>584088664rip tamabro
Today Is the Day wins 4th race (3YO+ Jump Maiden) at Kyoto
>frontfags just loop the same 3 uma and 7 skills and they win>front is the honest hardworking style actually
>>584088664its ok, you're still my (escape) goat
>>584088839how is this any different from Uma Stan/ramp up/nimble nav looping
>>584088265Falco/maru/bakushin O
I'm not anything like a front main or a pace main etcI'm a horny main. I pull for umas and cards that make my dick hard.
Lord Amadeus wins 4th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>584088837sunday silence died in 2002 how the fuck are there still horses he barely grand sire'd
>>584088839>do the most preperation to winseems most honest to me!
>>584088928Missing umastan sucksMissing groundwork means the uma is a brick
>>584089013its because his offspring are just that good. Also blame the yoshidas
>>584088952This. I didn't do months of legend races for meta, i did it to see tiddies JIGGLE.
Gold Krieger wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
just came back from seal clubbingit's funny how you still see A+ babies in graded
>>584088265Yes, I will be bringing 1 front 2 pace to sprint. It is a tried and test team comp that has brought me to 80% WR in both sprint CMs.
>>584089076*runs vbobo and vines*What now, bitch
>>584089197>vinesno one would run that ugly bitch
Glorious Smile wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo>>584089013Pui died in 2019 and still has like 18 kids active
https://www.youtube.com/live/t35wCsLV6sg
>>584089197>runs wit bourbonheh, nothing personal
>>584089116Golden Chudling, has a cross between those lines been done before?
japanese maidens are so lovely
>>584089238just switch her to the original outfit
Black Legend wins 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>584089116>Orfevre >McQueen >Spe-chud Cringe
>>584088837>>584089013>>584089082I know I'm basically a tourist when it comes to actual horse racing but where japanese horses genuinely THAT shit that a mid american horse like Sunday Silence elevate jap horse that much?
oki at my desk meowgentle>>584086754thanks hope yours went well>>584086813better than same amount of rest and feeling worse so whatever>>584086853yeh really gotta know when to stopand based, hope to see them later
>>584089294Whore and Chud
Golshi, Oguri (normal), and Taiki has been there for you since the beginning. They're the only honest and hardworking umas.
>>584089371>Northern Dancer>Secretariat>Mr. Prospecter >Hail to Reason >Sunday Silence Has all the things
Bel Messiah wins 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo>>584089379>Sunday Silence>mid horseHe was disliked for several reasons by American breeders but you can't call a double crown + BCC winner a mid horse
>>584089574So was Suzuka.
>>584089574i wish i never glued the ogurin that got me my first B finals. I was so proud of that """"highroll"""" (+A in ura lol)
let's goooothey look so cool
>>584087209this one annoys me a little because if you're going to elongate the word it should be briiiiiiiiiiiiide. probably should be liiiiiiiiiiiiie too but I think you could pronounce that in such a way as to emphasis the last vowel
>>584089647Who?
This is my new gaslight: The catch up support front. Setups when you have a second front that can ult from 1-2+ are so fucking strong, but a lot of the time the track wouldn't let you do that.
>>584089696shut up umama
Sarakosth wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>584089748Ew, she's ugly
>>584089724that's the kitawhite setup
Maya...
>>584089696Give me kissies in club chat right meow
>>584088219>the meme about proccing NSM off a runaway isnt realAhem. Never doubt Witgod again.
>>584089779Ew you're gay
>>584089839this, but other fronts
>>584086039I haven't been keeping track but I got Runaway Wins on'd for my first ticket
Trainees that would be into that dressmaking game?
>>584089936I'm running rabbit + Vbobo + deboofer so I can't use Kitasan like that. I can see it working for 2 fronts + rabbit though.
>>584089815I used it when base maru worked too, it gives you more wincons to gamble on than just hitting angling>the catchup winning>"duelling" happens and the 2 front runs parallel from late race to finishin quotes because I'm pretty sure fronts' unique poskeep mechanic is on from start to finish>Angling front strong in front heavy rooms, catchup strong in low front roomsKitawhite making this forever enabled in meds is kinda nasty, yeah.
Summer Madness wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo>>584089379>>584089641And to answer your question, not really (the fact they won JC a couple of times before Sunday Silence was imported is a good indicator), Japs were importing great stallions from the start. Sundayman was simply THAT good of a sire that he dominated
newcutie...
>bring 5 spd cards for fun>went the entire junior year without any speed card showing up in spdtheres no way the numbers are working correctly
>>584081725Don't worry we're getting ANOTHER Sweep card soon
>>584090103>wedding top cunholy zased
>>584090103>S rankKill newcomers
>>584089819Maya...
>>584081363No Im patientI will pull her 2nd alt if its pace.
>fuku 7th
>>584085154Laurel and Laurelposter owes me sekkusu
>>584090093Brian's Time, Grass Wonder and Symboli Kris S showed that it was really Hail to Reason's blood that supercharged nip horses
>>584090319yanko is just the zoomer's maruzensky
>>584090319Slop these days makes even women look good
>>584087632theyre the easiest to build skill wise.
>>584090319That's a tranny
>>584089962the balenciaga lowers her power level otherwise she would mog half the cast>>584090191that sweep card needs mlb and still rng based
>>584090103>>584090305whoops forgot to quote while i was looking for my silly little image
>slop filter 3DPD
>>584090342No wonder she's great...
>>584090441first rate!
>>584090441>cuckshit
>>584089962Rulership is such a pain in the ass. If she didn't have fat tits, it'd be all over for her
>>584090441are king halos knockers really that big?
>>584090392it's slop
>>584090441
>>584090315rolling for which chapter of StarBlo you need to read before sleeping tonight so she visits you in your dreams
>>584090524as much as I enjoy a nice pair of tits she would be better off with medium premium breasts
>>584090556how can you tell?
>>584090556An AI tranny
>>584090524
>>584087376>Why do fronts make anons so ass angry?Their brain malfunctions that honest hard work beats their fraud low effort gamble. It's not like anyone can plug and play a front either, it is a style that requires dedication to truly build a good ace.
>>584090315>>584090578chapter 8 desu
>>58409052685, so yeah
>4-1>4-1>4-1>3-2nooot too shabby, 3 losses to fronts and 2 to gold shipbetter than expected highkey for missing PoC on two of my umas...not like that skill is everything but it's just really good here
>>584084894>front "death"it's greatly exaggerated btw
>>584090653>black artist
>>584090745it makes sense umas have huge asses desu, look at irl women sprinters
Hagino Corazon wins 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>584090824HAG WINDeep Impact spawns winning makes me happy
>>584090630easiest way to tell is the nonsensical repeating texture on the hair
>>584090824>rock of gibraltarkek, that horse has a crazy story for /sp/ bros, indirectly brought the downfall of the biggest sports team in the uk
>>584087872>I did almost 40 ace runs with Kitasan and she's won 3 races out of 20 so far. You can have great parents, all the cards in the world, and it doesn't mean shit.You forgot to mention your total winrate and team comp
>>584090807Nyo
>>584090937Just a bad front player desu
>>584090745
Do NOT snack on Blaze BrianYou MUST save for Kita White
>>584091021>japanese liberal
>>584091036im gonna save for her by not logging in for 5 days yes
>>584090675>>584090578I will do my best but it's already kinda late over here..
>>584091036everyone is saying this, yo
10 mins till comfy hour
>>584091036>save for Kita Whiteif I don't get her with free pulls I'm bricked, until tickets come
>>584091036I want to save my sperm for Kitasan Brown
>>584087872>need good pwrnot on kitasan, 800 is gonna perform and 850 is enough to compete. You just gotta have good priority when building stuff>3 greensnot necessary, you either proc TTL or you die anyway. 2 is fine>GW/TTLmandatory, but this is baseline>shittons of midracelike any other front>accelsShe barely needs the angling inherit
>>584091131her unique doesn't work on both cms before second anni ticket anyway
>>584091126>debuffer
>>584091120I'm staying up past my bedtime tonight
Sovereigntybros???? I thought he only had an abscess???? why does he need the bar shoe and a patch????
>>584091201still need to put her in the breeding machine to make good parents for when the time comes
>>584091160eughhh
>>584091036I am saving for Dia White (she's white bcuz of my semen btw)
I told my trainee that I was saving myself for someone special and she got super upset
>>584090524>if she wasn't attractive I wouldn't care about herThat's this thread with most umas
>>584091210It's over
Kitasan...
Does the Warlord of Oi epithet on Inari One mean you have to get 4 G1 victories total on dirt and turf or 4 turf G1s and 4 dirt G1s?This would have been a simpler epithet to get last scenario than the current one..
>>584091036I will buy both
>>584091272Last Christmas?
>>584091036But I'm going to Tomakomai and getting her to 5*
>>584089098>JIGGhttps://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3https://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3
>>584091360LOST
>>584091397wtf didn't know this was hersgod that is aura. would've been perfect for mant
Both Kitasan Black and Special Week single attempt each, Mejiro Palmer 3 attempts. Clearly runaway is the hardest if we judge by effort/winrate here and the rest is the same.
big
>>584091036hmmmnyo
>>584091272What's wrong with you
>>584091469>>584091360>aislop
>>584091529Didn't attach
>>584091335Umas that /uma/ would care about even if she wasn't attractive?
>>584091650
>>584091650I do this
>>584091650that's my pov
>>584091703You posted her
>>584091703I care about Ryan and she's widely known as the least attractive uma, so I think I'd care for all of them just the same
Can you stop posting porn? I'm trying to not masturbate but you're making me touch my cock.
>>584091650My cock isn't that big or that brown...Dia...that's not me...?
>>584091650That's not something you should post either
>>584090863deep impact spawns losing makes me happy
>>584090653>>584091021I want to RAPE this fat loser
>>584091836this is why I refresh immediately so I stop lusting for men
>>584091836https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12357304
>>584083216Just got back from the church, Back to looping Uma Stan parents. At least I managed to get into Group B with no preparation and 2 independence
>>584091887>7>denying BLWhat did Shiraoki-sama mean by this
sprint cm waiting room
Ibuki wins 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
Trainees lose to adult women
>>584091206i seriously didn't believe debuffers were this strong, trust meand this was a 0 front lobby too, i will never recover my soul
so mummy + planca + budding for pace rightthink that's all...
the forbidden el oshi pick....
>>584092223only plancha + budding, mummy is an affinity void
>>584092050
>entire senior without a wit trainingaw come on theres bullshit and then theres the game knowing when to start cheating
>>584092316When my trainee is Falco, all Hello recreation becomes procreation
>only just finished my second ace today since it took ages making my clanker parents>reuse a debuffer on my third slotThis is peak comfy. I guess the only ones complaining about debuffers are actual no-life tryhards.
i'm sending an executive order, time to post something cute
>>584092294fair enough, checked out my creek parent who has pink sprint gps and the S chance is so incredibly low still even with the best borrow
>>584092316Light Hello has total control over my penis
>>584092351>>584092431She's like in her 30s...
>>584092406
>>584091557Why does she love Hokkaido so much
>>584092316No eggs
>>584092497Fortunately I'm a pervert with an adult woman fetish
>>584092497I'm an alcoholic, fat, average height my 30's, so she's perfect for me
>>584092050Aoi is just my coworker
I jacked off to that King Halo netorare doujin and now I feel great shame
>>584092597>I'm (...) fat, average height my 30'suid???????
>>584092316One of the best drawings ever
>>584092651>liking King Halo Kill yourself
>>584092654Shichi...
>>584092618Really? Even when she looks at you like this?
Meisho Bulk wins Maruyama Tokubetsu at Kyoto
You'll never legitimately strong if you never experience loses and setbacks.
>>584092316I get jealous like this...
>>584092651I don't feel shame because I'm exactly like the guy that fucked her so it was nice to imagine myself having sex for once
>>584092720it's not so much that I like King Halo all that much but more so no toreina should have their trainee taken from them like that
>>584092794>I don't feel shame because I'm exactly like the guy that fucked herif that were true then you'd be having sex but in reality you're more like the cuck trainer
>>584092721
>>584092651every single day you guys talk about the NTR King Halo doujin now I feel like I need to read it or I'll miss out
>>584092758*gulps* yup, even then *wipes sweat away*
>>584092316>>584092497Pure sex.She's like a ripe fruit to be plucked
post more Teio my friend needs it
>>584092867literally me
Kiryuin is hotter than a good 85% of umas
>>584092890
Curren (Bride)El CondorBamboo MemoryHows this team for CM21?
>>584092797Except pajeets and dark-skinned trainers
>>584092898yurr
>>584093023pretty good
>>584092984her name is aoi
>>584092985I look like this and do this
>>584092758She fucks fat, ugly bastards with Happy Meek
>>584092497Not only am I also in my 30s, I am also heavily heavily attracted to curvy women my age.It's perfect
>>584092984She's like one of the most unattractive characters in the game.
>>584092761rare bubble gum fellow spotted
>>584093069Her name is Mrs. [My last name]
>>584093123The fat ugly bastard? Me
>>584087376Fronts get to skip PDM and get a boost from a room being front-heavy. They don't care about room composition.
>>584093132She's begging for sex on the beach
>>584093123yeah, me
>>584093068I hope so. They are all very cute.
>>584093134Kiryuin, not Curren. I know it sounds similar
>>584093194>>584093240
>>584091126I genuinely despise debuffers but I might just bring two debuffers with my ace since my current aces are one decent one with two half-assed ones because I don't care about grand livesomething tells me dominators aren't the way to go for the arima but I don't know, and I also don't have anything but dominators and nature because they're free
I can't tell when you guys actually mean bamboo memory or yaeno muteki anymore
>>584093315what does this mean?
>>584087376>Why do fronts make anons so ass angry?Because frontplayers are being from another dimension unaffected by human emotions. We're autisticMeanwhile normal players are the same normal people who will complain about missing two 50% chances to hit in XCOM calling it unfair, so of course they seethe and piss themselves at fronts.
>>584093365Jungle Pocket is very ugly and unironically fucks fat ugly bastards cause it's all she can get
>>584093382>first the burger pocket dimension>now a laptop pocket dimensionthis is getting out of hand!
>>584092761bubble gum fellow spotted, also opera o's dad, king halo's dad, and good old grandpa secretariat
>>584093023Gud team.Backliners are bretty strong in sprints, doubly so for ones that don't have to run TSS
mmmmmmsex
>>584087376fronts are retarded and autistic and play for 23 hours a day until they hit the miracle run with their 400 affinity + 40 white parents
WE ARE BIG! WE ARE BUONO! AND WE ARE VICTORIOUS!starting BIG with a wonderful because my oshi is the BIGGEST AND STRONGEST!this CM training was the hardest around for some reason the game created too many unfair situations this time around but i managed to pull through and snatch a BIG winand in the end it was all worth it just to see her run in a long race always believe in your oshi bwos! believe she can always make it no matter the odds and stand proud when she wins because thats the fruit of your BIG efforthttps://litter.catbox.moe/k2si8x53repn861d.mp4
>>584093608Sekkusu
>>584093462she's not ugly and she doesn't do that
>>584093462Jungle Pocket is actually very pretty
>>584093023I was going to say something mean to you but since you're using Bamboo I'll let it slide because she's nice
>>584093682
>>584093639hello shitter
>>584093682I guess... Gourmand actually helps Bono in a long CM..
>>584093682HELL YEAH!
>>584093702Lmao Lol
>>584087872Literally every style needs this if they want high winrate.
>>584093626>lesbians and a cheese eater
>>584093639Yeah a hard idea to grasp that some people don't make their 3 aces in 2 runs.
>>584093682love to see your work
>>584093747hi, wanna ERP?
>>584093682HUGE win for a HUGE UmaCongrats bro
Ningen pussy is so tight and grippy bros...
>>584093682nice job, bwo. make sure you give your oshi a congratulatory slap on her BIG ass
>>584093682hishi akebono big win
I want this screen to loop forever
>>584087238Narita Brian
Crepuscular wins Takanosuyama Tokubetsu at Tokyo
there's nothing to do in Umaaaaaaaa this parent grind takes far too longggguh
>>584094132Rare El spotting
>>584093830End Closers are literally>Get everything you could ever need for a End Closer like Straightaway Spurt and Daring Strike from a single card(Wit CB)The fuck do they have to grind for?
does the position you run have any effect on race outcomes for autos or does it not matter or not do anything?I want pace hints more than I want front runner hints, if that makes sense.
>>584093834Kill yourself
>>584094218have you seen that cards hints? getting spurt isn't gonna happen
>>584093702pretty sexy
>>584094218Frontnigger here, I imagine it's >End Closer Straight/Corner>Distance Straight/Corner>Straightaway/Corner Adept>Tail Held High>PTO>Slipstream>Ramp up>Speed greens
>>584094293She's hot in off model fan art where she has a hot body, long hair, and an attractive face
>>584093862this is not the place for that fiend
>Jungle Baguette
>>584094218your uma stan? breakin' out?
>>584094310basically this plus uma stan, rs stam, nimble nav, and breakin out
>>584094265Oh nyoooo, such horrible hints like>Tail Held High for midrace>Homestretch Haste to boost their already insane top speed on the last spurt>Medium Corners which is great for medium races(the majority of CMs)
>>584092651>>584092876>whatever I'll read it, if the one doing the NTR is an ugly bastard or a rowdy guy I can read it without jerking off to not break my 2 weeks streak>it's a pretty boy, my weakness>see this page https://exhentai.org/s/0fda7e8f29/4243598-12 >fuck it already jerking off>looking forward to 54 pages of good NTR>it ends at page 27 the rest are the same pages with no text>what the fuck, that's it?>completely lose the will to continue jerking off>stand in front of the toilet for 5 minutes until the boner goes away so I can peeI'm so annoyed right now, fuck King Halo
>>584094424And none of them are straightaway spurt
>>584094414>uma stanRight, fuck, how did I forget their groundwork
Symboli Rudolf is more interesting when she's a mean girl
all the end closers that i would have sex with have spurt in kit
7
>>584093462She is not ugly but she DOES do that
>>584093708I got her when rolling for Wonder Acute and shes really grown on me fast.
>>584094310>Speed greensthat's luxury for themit's not like they have style speed multiplier of 0.000001
you could pull for an end closer that doesn't need sparks to function
>>584094310>End Closer Straight Corners can be gotten from style hints in Grand Concert>Game goes for Distance Straight Corners>Straightaway/Corner Adept literally come with the 1 Card every single player has(KSB)>Tail Held High: Comes on Wit CB>PTO: Comes on the Scenario Card literally everyone is using(Light Hello)>Slipstream: Fair>Ramp up: Fair>Speed greens: Fronts need these way more than any other styleThat's barely a hassle
>>584094596i do this
>>584094596I take it like that
>>584094330she's fine
>>584094596You can't post that
>>584094596
>>584094620>>584094637proof?
>>584094609every style in the game needs speed greens, you can hardly count that as more important to front
>>584094603I'm not pulling out of that
>>584094698groundwork makes them special
>>584094609You don't want cheaper shit so that you can buy MORE skills?
>>584094645this gif is extra cute post more of her being cute from the game
>nobody mentioning restraintif an end closer gets rushed they lose access to accel inherits
>>584094603>tomboy Fuck off
>>584094698no they don'tat the end of the day speed is just running faster late race and you can easily accomplish that with some skills these days, it isn't URA/Unity anymoreFronts want speed greens because of groundwork, mostly. Buying near dead greens just to proc groundwork is negative SP value
>>584094827this is uncanny, please remove it
>>584094841You don't know what a tomboy is
>>584094851They literally do need to be faster than anyone else and speed greens accomplish that
>>584094609I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that.
>>584094857no it's golshi
>>584094827Shit umaShit animation
>>584094869it's any boy that gets my dick hard
Umamusume... they're born to run
>>584094698End Closers literally have the Top Speed of all of the styles on the final spurt and survive without speed greens.
>>584094936Nope, not against End Closers with speed greens
>>584094609>just buy skills on one hint level bwo this is why you have zero midrace and you can't catch fronts lmao
>>584094818
Yeeeeeei i'm again in A group qualified Hoping for A finalst.newcutie
Tommy Barows wins Sannenzaka Stakes at Kyoto
>>584094603Just 3 buttons
>>584094869>t.stallion fucker
>>584094991congrats gwo, post WR
>>584094975the end closer with no speed green has rs stam and blows past you right at the end
Gonna go fuck a mare and see if I can make an IRL umamusume. Will post results
>>584095052Good thing i got Inari She so cool bwos
>>584095082or you could have all 3 since they're high priority
>>584095114careful that you don't end up with a ningenmesu instead
>>584095143mackie... that's a nice WR for round 1, good luck in round 2 bwo
>>584095205If i'm gonna suck, im gona swap McQueen for dom
>>584095181yes, just highroll and get everything you needat that point play a frontrunner since they're better when 5 planets align and give you Big Red reincarnated.Original topic is what you need, need =/= want
yawnn
>>584095305I have that WR running graded instead of smurfing in Open.
Look how easy it is to fix ugly girls
>>584095212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TSFDuxoBTY
>>584095379Right then, where is it?
>>584095104Sakai locks in whenever he likes it when it comes to Turf races...
>>584093639>Seething that honest players get rewarded for the hard work they put into making their parents
/uma/ seems extra vitriolic tonightwhat's the occasion?
so cool...
>>584095510derb
>>584095420What happened to him?
>>584095510a long CM in the scenario with the absolute worst stamina gain
>>584094838rickey doesn't know the meaning of restraint around cute young cocks
>>584095379smurfing implies that I'm circumventing the games TOS to smash newbies on a brand new account. Open is available to everyone here whenever they want
>>584095441>hard work>bourbot
>>584094228does not matter, I ran her late too in my clanker runs
>>584095426Reused sprint debuffer rudolf btw, and bourbon was first career done this CM. Super low effort and easy
>>584095413Still ugly
>Dahcnhode kicked a leecher>i dont see recruitment posts hereMy club is over, danchode dont want to his job
>>584094987
I can't find my tea strainerI have threeor had three
>>584095630Impressive. Don't car
>>584095545
>>584095580Compared to pacesissies it is
>>584095682Last reply literally asked tho
>>584095667>kill a man and go to bedbased
>>584095441But front sparks are the lowest effort? You need pretty much same skills every CM
>>584095675You're supposed to have 7 of them, each going to a specific cup
>>584095510CM startedThe vitriol will spike again once round 2 starts
>>584095668
I think I will cum to Rudolf tonight
>>584095569Using a calculator to purposefully make minmaxed "deranked" umas to bully casuals sounds like smurfing to me, basically you're putting a strong player in a league they don't belong
wtf is this fucking joke?>1 million retention lineI literally did team to get 1 million points In few weeks it become too little, wtf, let me be with my 6 class retards
>>584095797He's gonna pretend that Open isn't 99% hypercasuals
>>584095795
uma rumble roses
>>584095797Actual newfag here. He's using a new account so I think it's fair. I have a higher winrate anyhow.
>>584095827Graded is 99% hypercasuals though? The ones you're losing to?
>>584095667>open game>not my clubevery timeee
>>584095883Graded is 80% casuals.
Uma Stan is Groundwork for non Fronts
>>584095863No fucking shot you have 20/20 on day 1 as a new player.
>lememe has won the last 3 Kikuka ShoCan he stop >our boy from winning his third crown?
>>584095797idk i think if you like an uma with a really shit kit open is acceptable. like what cm are you gonna get plat with nice nature or teio
>>584095863post cards and wr?
>>584095943Do you delete every uma that doesn't get uma stan?
>>584095675what the other anon said
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>584095974>KWAB du Nord lost the spring triple>Forever Young lost the international dirt triple>Finger lost the Japanese dirt tripleIt's not looking good for Triple Crowns this year
>>584095987Ulala won the Arima Kinen CM from those guys in JP that gets posted sometimesIf you believe you can do it. If you want to play Open that's fine, don't pretend it's impressive though.
Yamanin Astron wins TV Shizuoka Sho at Tokyo
>>584095205Gwoo!!
>>584095782
>>584096107>wins the moment you want to switch her for a domYou can't change you team now
Ahh i fucking hate grand live, open though? nah i dont wanna do that I like suffering for fake money
>>584096056>dogfucker
>>584095797I probably should be playing in open league because I am anything but strongit's basically restrictor plate racing there, a lot more strategy goes into how you're gonna use your limited meme pointsmore stats? more skills? which skills? how barebones can you make your horse where it'll still win?I have a lot more fun planning out that and it definitely fits my pathetically weak deck much better, but I run graded instead and suffer not being able to out-highroll whales and people luckier than me because I simply genuinely do not have the fucking firepower. My time with the gacha part of this gacha is paved with suffering and strife. Some people have all the fucking luck.
holy
>>584096128
Oguri is kinda scary when she's serious
>>584096161I will do full first day with this team yeah and pick dom later if i cant get into A finals
>>584096263maybe for other umas
>>584096208personal space uma
>>584096247>lesbians
I like watching my umas run. Open though? I'd skip that shit even I was their IRL trainer.
>>584096263
I went on a date with a friend, and we bumped into my trainee. For some reason everyone thought my and my friend were married and my trainee was our kid. My trainee was super mad about it which made it even stranger
>>584096208encroaching+pump+mpb+nsm
Open league feels like Genesys format in Yugioh, maximizing your deck where everyone has limited amount of points to throw around.
>>584096247
>>584095413You literally ruined them
>every race is against full mlb fagIs that worst hours to race?
when you know what to do the A+ limit is hardly a limit at all
>>584096352Nyo
>>584096393i don't want to play (as in PVP) with little children anon
It's over. First time, first day no 3 victories of 5 in any attempt.Grand Live shitshow can't end fast enough.
>>584096459Kids are not playing Uma musume
Flash, not you too...
>>584096476me on the left
>>584096347its also like a singleton format where you dont need a ton of card copies(for mlb) since the stat threshold is lower
>>584096484Not only they play umamusume, but they even play graded.
>>584090578>>584090675Nevermind I made it.Laurel sure has it rough, huh? Loses the mock race AND her Maiden race.
>>584096487
>>584096402Myes
>>584096493no that's me
>>584096474you could literally be playing revamped Unity or even MANT right now but you choose to suffer with Grand Live. This is all on you
>>584096493bark
>>584096493YWNBAU
>>584096570heyy
...thanks Rudolf
>>584096347Open is the designated shitter tier, unless it's communicated as an alternative competitive mode with similar rewards, AND they implement an overcap warning before you finalize your umas in game, you will very rarely meet another player who competes with you and is just running over casuals every time
G2 Ireland Trophy in 22 minutes
>>584095510Female hormones from umamanko stimulated testosterone production in men
>open leaguers think they are peoplefunny stuff
...
>>584096649Who let the loli rape a stallion?
>>584096579I WILL bed an uma, LH will make sure of it
I like open.
>>584096649Mui me
>>584096665I just imagine them to be 12 years old and every shit they say becomes hilarious
>>584096681Stop staring
>>584096548>>584096487Flash nein...
>>584096631not to butt in but its very likely youll run into people you know in both graded and open. Theyre not that big
>>584096749sorry I'm justthinking
>>584096487>>584096548Is this Gimlet's fault
>>584096790men?
>>584096790Thinking about what
>>584096781There's a fucking discord for this? Now that's just sad.
>>584096790threatening evil ass teio stare..
>>584096874of course there are discords for uma ??
>>584096790leave your club and join uma&co
>>584096829mostly...
I cut up some jalapenos for a meal and didn't wash my hands well enough meaning some of it got in my nose when I absentmindedly rubbed it
>>584096825Maybe...
https://www.youtube.com/live/uBEyIcUbqME
>>584096996buy an ad
>>584096874we have an open league club here btw, people gather to discuss what a shocker
>>584096943so you're also thinking about women a little bit?
>seanigs actually defending dicksword
>>584096984try rubbing a bit under your eyes, like right below your eyelids, you already felt it on your nose so it won't be as badyou won't regret it
>>584097017Whores
>>584096984start jerking off right now
>>584097064you could say that
>he didn't get invited to the discord
>>584096006Most of them yes
>>584095974seems a lot of people would want that
>>584096984how does it get into your nose when you rub it?
Bread?
Bastard Saffron wins Uzumasa Stakes (Open) at Kyoto
>>584096991He can't keep getting away with it
>>584097265
>>584097265it's your turn to bake
>>584097383umazuma stakes
G2 Ireland Trophy in 8 minutes
thoughts on this sprint legacyshould I change anything
we NEED a helios bread
>>584097412>Nishino Ti Amo
>>584097170throbbing men?sweaty women?
>>584097447>cuckshit Neck yourself
>>584097432Remove Taiki, add Oguri CapAffinity is important
>>584097432yeah, dont use curren shes EVIL and will drain you of your male essence
>>584096006my umastanless taishin outperformed both stanned aces
>>584097412why would anyone want a IRELAND trophy
>>584097432>this level of shameless tryhardingYou make me sick
>>584097470It's actually Tachyon's great grandkid.
>>584097549I can't read Chinese what does it say
>>584097234It's right at the edge of the nostril. Rubbed my eyes once last year and it was genuinely awful, but I'd rather grow them at home and have them actually be hot than get terrible store jalapenos
>>584097714>>584097714>>584097714
Do you get more points when you fight someone stronger in TT? I'm only capping at 630k fighting bottom vs 690k fighting top.
>>584097561we live in the post mant era, affinity is trivial
>>584097925if you say so
>>584096649Nishino Te Amo
>>584097741Yeah I think so