Previous: >>583933185Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Version 11.3.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>584091602look out veemo!
spooky month
>>584092073>black history month>trans visibility month>spooky monthwhy do zoomers turn everything into month-long slogsit's better for an occasion to burn bright for a day than to spread thin
>>584092256October and December have always been about their respective holidays, just like how February has Valentines and April has Easter.
>>584092256>putting Halloween on the same level as that made up bullshittop lel
>>584092485december okay, i'll give you that, but october was always just a normal month until the last week of it when you start the prep for the big cosplay party
>>584092485April is for weed
>>584092256I'm not a zoomer, not that it matters.You okay, anon? Awfully bitter for a weekend. I enjoy Halloween, and as soon as the month shifts to November, it's Christmas advertizing until January.
>>584092256>zoomersIt was companies selling you halloween decor for a month then it became two months. I saw both hallowen and christmas sections in stores in july this year.
>spla1Zombies vs Ghosts!>spla2Vampires vs Werewolves!>spla3wizards vs knights vs ninjas
who else plays salmon run while listening to kpop?
kitspam aero son or sharking carbon daughter?
>>584094583roller daughter, make me proud
>>584094583Abortion.
>>584094583Which aero kit
>>584093621Didn't they do zombies vs skeletons vs ghosts?
The next idols should be squib woomy twins but one has a cut flopper.
... vs fighting polygon team
>>584095548booyah
>>584095578not him, but yeah. that was the fest I played.
Who the hell do you think you are? You any kind of player? Anybody know who you are? Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the game and music. This is one of the most important places in all of Inkadia. Who are you? WHO ARE YOU? You miserable, presumptuous, no skill. You're no player. A player respects the game and serves the foundation of Splatoon.
>>584096354My life for zombie woomy.
kold i messaged all of the skeb artists you comissioned that youre a scammer and now that word will spread across X you will never get art again
>>584098707zoomy zebby zeemo zeyyo
Good morning /ink/
>>584092256Calm down alphoomer, people have been caling it spooky month since before you were born and been doing month-long Halloween stuff since before your dad was born.
my woomy can no longer hold her head up high
Spark spark spark no fire. Woomy for the day
No fatties allowed beyond this point
Ough I'm so full of seanwiches
If Splatoon was a person, would it be a zoomer or an alphoomer?
>>584104290Zoomer
>>584104290splatoon is a boomer shooter with millenial aesthetics initially targeted at zoomers but taken over by alphas
>>584104639file fell off
my woomy is a bravo alpha delta woomy
My woomy is the sigma woomy
>>584105065No! All woomies are Gamma Omicron Omicron Delta woomies!
>>584105492I told you, my woomy does double shifts for grizzco, comes home to gin and cigs, sleeps 2 hours just to do it all again, day in and day out.she has lost all silliness.
>>584105842That makes her a good employee, and therefore a good woomy!t. li'l J
>>584105127
>>584093653K-pop Salmon Hunters
>>584107893whens the next mmx game?
>>584112013go my deep cutlings
Marina and Big Man are boringCallie, Shiver and Frye are all two-faced bitches of varying beautyMarie and Pearl are actually cool
>>584102973Cute larval woomy
>>584102973Good woomy
>>584116553I truly hate mariefags. They produce the worst posters in this general.
I love callie since she was revealed before the release of splatoon 1>t. Testfire CHAD
>>584123224fatsuho
Friendly reminder to ignore all schizoposts, namedropping, and dramafaggotry.
>Christmas decorations in stores alreadyMornin' /ink/
>>584123224peak
>>584124449This artist can't draw woomy, a waste
>>584102973>naked squibthis is a BLUE BOARD you SICK FUCK
What is your favorite stage for Rainmaker in Splatoon 3? My favorites are Mincemeat Metalworks and Urchin Underpass. Scorch Gorge is pretty high up there for me too.
>>584125094Mahi anything is good>B-butMahi anything. Is good.
>Mako/Robo TCYummers, any takers @ the hour?
You're not an Aerospray RG main, are you?
>>584126186sure
>>584126971What if I main MG in secret
>>584126186Sure
>>584126186ill play
>>584127249Shame
>>584127249mg has a high skill ceiling, with all the combos and esoteric techs you gotta do to get the most out of it, even if the reward is still below most other shooters
>>584127784Hi nono
>>584124970Don't worry the ink acts as cover
>>584127948nono is a hack, he just kitspams
Shopen.
>>5841283742/4
>>584128743Any room?
>>584128930Opening
>>584123224She ruined Shiver's clothes again...
Anyone up for some kissing in the locker room?
GGs open.
>>584127174>>584127294>>584127313C'mon in
GGs shorpen
GGs openers
4/4Any other squares, GET LOST
>>584129861Any room?
>>584129861no conch clashing? lame
>>584129861i would also like to join in
haha two woomies trapped in one locker haha
>>584130796that one miiverse post
Anyone up for Crab n Go?
can we play the good tc stage now
Nogami owes me zipcaster splash.
Nogami owes me a playable game.
>>584133194Splatoon 3Splatoon Raiders
Freshes should pop up and interrupt gameplay like those shitty tiktok donation effects
ggs open>unkillable jap brush
>>584135782GGGGs K3/4
>>584135782ggs!
>>584135782GGs k
bombs
>>584136979lamp oil
Gggs open
GGGGs open! Thx for playing, til next time
>>584138716Is that a fucking minority?
>>584138890token yebweyy representation
>>584138890Yebs are gross but we have to live with them.
At least sp*des knows how to behave unlike the previous one
>>584138716They call it the worst lineup of all time
>>584138890Forget the yeb, please censor that thing on the right next time.
>>584138716>yeb>floplet>beebSH didn’t deserve this.
>>584139147>Coordinates with schizos behind the scenes to ruin the thread>Plays with N*n*>SoispeakI think not, death to shartoids
>>584139338Those are the last good /ink/ers doe
>>584139372Psychosis
>>584139517Only SH
>another sexism/racism xd threadi hate reruns.
>>584139338>>beebyou can tell when the thieving mormon is talking about himself
>>584139743That's the soul of /ink/ doe
>>584139147Lol no he doesn't. He's one of the thread's biggest schizo enabler.
>>584139972grim
>>584139372>>584140106/qa/ VVON
>>584138716>yeb>french>octoPoor SH
Would you play with family members?
>>584141123Yeah I wish my family cared about my interests
>>584138890>>584139338>>584139372>>584140814>Poor wittle babi snakehands if only i was there i could of made that open bearable for him and then made we would be friends! Yebbys are EWWW. floplets are CRINGE. Vemmos are OCTOS. Snakehands deserves a woomy like me teehee!He isnt going to fuck you.
Since when are floplets cringe/bad?
>>584141714it's just schizoposting, ignore it
>>584141714Since L happened
>>584141908Ah my bad
>>584141629SH owes me wins.
>>584142147Then S arrived(nono pretending to be a newfag) and the combined frenchness of them both killed it forever.
>Chopscrewey on JukeboxCUM
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR FRENCH BOYFRIEND FORONEFUCKINGTHREADHOLY SHIT
I want to cum inside SH's mask
>>584144096Who should draw this?
If you cum on a floplet tentacles, does that help grows?
L is my french girlfriend, she doesn't know it yet.
>game about divertisty and the futility of conflict >ostracize because of ceph appearancereally funny the more i think about it
>>584144663How are you asking her out?
>>584144860Squid morse
>>584144663aren't you too confident? maybe she's watching right now
>>584144663Name? FC? Rank?
>>584144332No you just get crusty floppers
>Favorite splatoon artist suddenly stops drawing splatoon in favor of some other nintendo IPFourth fucking time now, I'm so sick of this>P-people have hobb-Shut up.
>>584146151who was it this time?
>>584146151Japanese autism...
>>584146151>picrel is a kirbyfag nowtrue...
>>584146151>>584147089Why do they do this? Fake fans. Commitment to one specific thing only was literally what being a "fan" of something was all about.
>>584147089The characters should've been swapped for this.
>>584147318I don't get the pride in being a fanatic
>>584144663She only date other woomies
>>584147318i don't mind lacking loyalty, but going from splat to literally any other nintendo franchise is a downgrade, and kirby might be one of the biggest ones possible. bottom feeder franchise for little kids.
>>584149491 we love kirby here
i thought the yeb hate was a bit, you guys are genuine damn
>>584149812Unless you play woomy you just have to get used to this.
>>584149574no, we like metroid and f-zero herekirbo is cute but not worth any kind of attention, especially prolonged
>>584150443the nintendo direct "watch party" last month proved otherwise
>>584151083I still think this was a fun idea
>>584151083no? metroid got more booyahs
>>584151179would it be crazy to say that im waiting for another direct only because of this?
>>584149812it's forced as fuck, no one else gives a shit except this place
>>584149812no one who actually plays the game cares
>Dynamo>Carbon>Pencil>Eliter>52>Sshot>Blob>Slosher>Hydra>Edit>Octobrush>Painbrush>Range blaster>Custom Blaster specifically
>>584152932Do you have the edit with Marie? I can't find it.
Was League better than Anarchy in the end?
>>584152932>hating on splatlings
>>584154184RSU is NOT a personality trait!
>>584152932Do you main Neo Sploosh or some other dysfunctional shit?
>>584149812You're waking up.
>>584154083>no three player option>can't play it alone to fill in for a team>longer matchmaking timeOpen is healthier for the game in the long run.
>>584154270*walks behind you*Nothing personell squid
>>584154083No, open's more flexible.
>>584154083Yes. Splitting the playerbase between four different multiplayer modes exasperated Splatoon 3's extremely shit matchmaking.
>>584154083no
>>584156124just merge X into anarchy series.
>>584156590abolish s+ and lock series out for everyone who is qualified to access x
>>584154083It should've existed alongside Anarchy Open and it would've been fine, instead it got turned into a gimmick mode that's seldom playable at all.
Any woomy wanna open for a bit?
any1 up for some salmon?
Is my audio corrupted? What is with this bad Chinese music playing in every match now?
>>584157440i requested for salmon but i can do open too
>>584157846Open
>>584157943send another inv pls?
>>5841574402/4
>>584156845Nah just go back to Turf and Ranked. Oh, and bring back separate weapon ranking leader boards like the old games. Never understood why they removed them. This gives something players to aim for than just top 500 x-rank and actually encourages weapon variety.
They shouldbring back rank based on the gamemode
>>584158162knock
>>584158598actually, remove turf too
>>584159295Opening
>>584159424Nah, turf is for people who don't want to play ranked.
>>584159924Precious limemy
>>584159424turf is a core game mode, it is splatoon in its purest formit will never be removed
I need a woomy to hold down and impregnate, NOW!
>>584160587fine you can have mine
>>584159437Knock.
>>584161457Opening
Approach the the RM carrier firmly
genuine mongolian internet
>>584159841they can play salmon run now>>584160442turf is a bad game mode, it should be removed
There's so many mistakes in Splatoon 3 that it's pretty unlikely that Nintendo will ultimately learn from all of them in Splatoon 4's development.
>>584163294name 20
>>584154270neither is Comeback but here we are anon>>584152932what do you even play retard-kun
>>584163389Scorch Gorge Eeltail Alley Hagglefish Market Undertow Spillway Mincemeat Metalworks Hammerhead Bridge Museum d'Alfonsino Mahi-Mahi Resort Inkblot Art Academy Sturgeon Shipyard MakoMart Wahoo World Brinewater Springs Flounder Heights Um'ami Ruins Manta Maria Barnacle & DimeHumpback Pump TrackCrableg CapitalShipshape Cargo Co. Robo ROM-enBluefin DepotMarlin AirportLemuria HubUrchin UnderpassThere's 25 for you.
>>584163681you're a retard
GGs Open, had fun!
GG's open goodnight ink
GGs open
>>584164130Sleep well, Cap
>>584163389>kusoge grinding>limited hairstyles for everyone>no real Raiders implementation besides splatfest lol>tfw no Blackbelly Skatepark or Cope Dome>10 star badges require 6,000,000 points inked ain't nobody got time for that >amiibo gatekeeping if you missed out or you're too stupid for NFC tags you're fucked>Flop clipping in ""photo mode"">no updated photo mode post Raidersdid i miss any?oh waitRemove Clams
>>584163751sorry i owned u bro
>>584164202Removed gendered animationsRemoved loss animations Removed sitting poses whenver you decide to take a picture in a plaza
>>584164202>yes, the scale grind is egregious>not an issue exclusive to 3>the most they could've done is more scrap weapon replicas>implying kelp dome is a good stage>this is just the sheldon badges from 2 but you can show them off>not an issue exclusive to 3>how does this affect the actual game?>how does this affect the actual game?
>>584164798>I love tetris shapes
>>584165128who are you quoting?
>>584164202A lot of the grind can be chalked up to "lol japs amirite" so that sort of thing will never go away.
>>584165170/ink/ circa 2022-2026
Is someone cooking bacon or is that just butthurt I smell
>>584165508what's bacon
>>584165508>Liar liar flops on fire
>>584164578>>584164578removed in place of (much better) emoteshaving 52 different kinds of poses to pick from is so much better
>>584165684You know.. since bacon doesn't exist.. the only thing they have now is bacon alternatives... fucking gross
>>584165884They wouldnt have bacon alternatives because bacon is 10000 years removed from them. It wouldnt be a concept.
>>584166008I cry...
>>584166008>Smoking and salt-curing meat to preserve it is apparently lost technology>Frying something in disgusting amounts of oil until crispy is apparently lost technology>Covering everything in a highly processed heart-clogging foodstuff for the calories is apparently lost technologyI don't buy it, they're probably just making bacon out of sea cucumbers now
>>584166008>>584165884don't eat bacon ez
>>584166627But it's so good...
For me it's bread and cheese
>>584166751Toasted right? You aren't an animal that eats singles with untoasted bread, right anon?
>>584166904I microwave bread.
>>584121847>no, this guy can't possibly be a Pearlfag
>>584167715>>584166904You people disgust me
>>584166904Toasted bread tears up my mouth.
>>584168221I mean I would get it if it was a really hard bread like a baguette, but I doubt sandwich bread would tear you up that bad>>584167715Beyond animal
>>584168362Microwaving bread is legit. Though I only ever do it to stale homemade bread.
When is jenna getting her switch2 again, open isnt fun w/o her
>>584168516OK ok you're in the green now. I thought you microwaved it as mandatory thing.>>584168568She doesn't play
Oui oui baguette je suis le woomy
>>584168691now in actual quality
>>584168798You wouldn't get it
Woomy CAN have bacon and eggs, it'll just be bacon cut from poultry, like ducks or turkeys.
it's la woomy because all woomy are girls
l'oumie
>french /ink/er speaks like this dailyImagine
>>584169647The chicken is the smarter one here
No fat hags beyond this point!
Can we bring back tulpafag?
>>584171347Me manifesting a new thread schizoThey should be REALLY bad at the game, and REALLY mean!They should smell like rotten fish and moldy gym socks, eeeew! They should be French or French adjacent, be blatantly ESL, and play a REALLY ugly ceph!
It's me, the woomy schizo. I really love woomies and keep posting woomies. If you see someone replying to your woomy callin her good, it's me. Tremble in fear!
>>584171636Motherfucker that's just L
Open on the hour? Maybe for like 30 minutes?
>>584173553shoe
>>584173553Nevermind, I thought Splat Zones was this upcoming rotation. I'll just go back to doing what I was doing before.
>>584173553We like depot clams now?
>>584173738Me and you open for like a few matches?
open buck n doe 2/4
>>584147089They posted a Chell-outfitted Mechanic about a month ago.
>Lose X 2-3 due to faggot thrower>Go 3 KOs straight after>Back to the exact power I was at so it was all effectively for nothingTh-... thanks...
>>584173840works for me
>>584174476we started a match
>>584174539yeah I'm in it
>>584174476opening
oh fuck that
>>584174970ill go rn, need to make rice, ill be quick
why cant people understand not to push with the rainmaker if you have the lead and its 20s remaining
>>584175606Lol. I should too.
>>584175606Are you coming back then, or are we done?I think I'm done desu, don't feel much like clamming right now. GGs!
>>584176050Any room or am I taking someone's spot?
>>584176204I said I’m done :I
>>584176204Room is over unless S comes back
kill yourself falseflagger
>>584176050>>584176317I'm coming back. Just got done
>>584176317>>584176323Oh my mistake I thought someone was still keeping the room up
Ok I'm confused, I'll join if I see any room up lol Ok joined
Buck N Doe season 2. Knock when iffen you're interest
>>584176050>>584176323GGs if you are done good woomy, doors open if you change your mind
I hate my life
I failed.
>>584178985GGs C, I wanted to end on something good before Monday starts. Thanks for joining
>>584179998GGs sHad fun!
>>584180118>>584176323GGs c, I had fun too. I appreciate you and y for joining
>>584180371>n*n*'s fuck buddy still plays here
Short open?
>>584180615Unfortunately you're still here too
>>584180736Okay
>>584181510Opening
>>584181860That first curling wouldve killed me at double the distant while at full health.
>>584181860why your yeb is black
>>584180615You talking about me
>>584182139No L this wasn't about you, go back to sleep.
>>584182251I'm not L, I'm S
>>584182208putzette12
>>584182208Feeder fetish vibesWould be more accurate with Frye
>>584181709Knock.
I want to feed woomy till she's all plump then use her as my pillow
>>584182139Nah some schizo keeps saying that cause forever ago nono got blocked by 1 or 2 people and I voiced my opinion about blocking people as I thought it was unfair that you could randomly be barred from joining a host because the person who blocked you could get in the room before you. This wasn't a repeated thing I'd say on the thread, in fact I'm pretty sure schizos only repeated that sentiment to shit stir. only ever voiced it more in private discussions which is very telling imo.
>>584182465Opening
>>584182521laying on woomy's tummy and listening to her stomach sounds
GGs shortwooms
Woomy is coffee.
>>584183429woomy boiling in a pot of shit
>>584183429Yummy coffee wommy.
Callie is going to hit the wall like the victim of a car crash if she doesn't learn to eat fast food in moderation.
How do I improve my mental I'm a sore loser, I lose 3 times in a row and I end up losing 4 more games just out of the depression train and beat myself up over it hard I feel like I need to experiment more but I can't get myself to go out of my comfort zone because I'll just lose more and I'm already not excited anymore to play my main
>>584183683learn to use adderall like a pro player
>>584182208alternative reality where frye did not exist and deep cut was never formed. she never met big man either.she was sent off in an arranged marriage to restore honor to the clan and for money since she failed school. she later died of a heart attack in her 40s.
>>584183916make it a greentext so we can screencap it like the marie rape greentext
>>584183785I have Ritalin but I've only tried it while playing a once, found it to not be very helpful but maybe I should try again But also that's a bit sad isn't it
>>584184351Just crack open a monster or make a cup of coffee Don't be a degen on legally prescribed meth
>>584183473That would be where my woomy belongs.
Throwback to the times I switched to bedhead on my woomy.
>>584184707shitmy boiling in a pot of woom
>>584183683>>584184351>>584183785As someone who is on the road for 6 hours out of the day, don't use those drugs. They will fuck you up. I've used addies to bring me up and used alcohol bring me down. Please don't.
If you feel as though you're not as sharp as you feel you could be don't do prescribed meth, try to incorporate cardio or other forms of exercise into your life and fix up your diet if you're eating too much processed food.Woomy
It's hard being an aimlet.
>>584184691wow you held r button how amazing
>>584185357unfortunately I do need them for daily functioning, they're a bit stricter with prescribing this stuff hereI'd love to not need it though, I've gotten better at dosing it in such a way it avoids it but the side effects are unpleasant
1king fish?
>>584185873Yew
>>584186351Opening after this freelance round.
>>584185695Hey I'm not going to fault you if you genuinely need them for daily use
>>584186469Got room?
>>584187078Opening.
>>584184691are these sped up or is it that when I play, my brain adapts to what I'm doing, and it only feels sped up because I'm not controlling the character?
>>584182208jenna face reveal
>>584184691Speen.
>1-3endure>4-6endure>7-9endure>0go for a walk to a certain location
inkers in an ed edd n eddy type of universe
>>584189895
>>584189867do you need some kind of help?
GG's SR
ggs 1kingfish
GGGGs kaksoispiste d d d d d
>>584191021
Squid Space Program
my woomy wasn't invited to the masquerade and now she's moping around
Marooners bay soon!:D
>Im so shit and bad at the game /ink/ probably hates md and I wouldn't blame them and...>Fistt bump!Everything is good i love /ink/
>>584203946>dont always get 3 golds>always watch other fist bumping>finally get a few matches with 3 golds>no one around me doesI haven't fist bumped an /ink/er in months.
>>584205303What pose do you use? Some poses have barely any fist bump compatibility
>>584183473oy vey
This is us /ink/
>>584183473shitmy boiling in a pot of woom
>>584211978my woomy in the middle
>>584211978I didn't know that the nihonjin also headcanon that Kaori's right eye is scarred, I thought that was just a western concept.
>>584212721Why does she make my heart race more
>>584216128Male agent 8....
>>584216128Veemo 8...
>>584216517>>584216586Both watch as agent 4 takes Kaori
>>584216917Four is for Marie.
Had a dream about Splatoon 4.
>>584218785What was it like?
>>584218958Had a subtitle and a veemo as the main character, I was disappointed and Nintendo direct guy said please wait for more info coming this june.
>>584219839Sounds about right
they added rainmaker poisoning guys
>>584219839>junewouldn't be surprised, splatoon game release dates have always ended up around the summertime
>>584218494Is she looking behind her?
>>584211978those aren't yebbies
sexy woomy legs
>>584216517Please don't tell her I frequent this place...
why are there no good octoling players?
>>584223824What did I do?
>>584223824Good players tend to have good tastes
>>584223824RACISM XD
>>584223824jackpot had a veemo player and they're world champions.
>>584224473And it was such a dogshit veemo they got rid of the banner
>>584224660keep coping
Does your ceph smoke
>>584228047she thinks smoking makes you look like a dweeb
>>584228047No.
>>584218451
>>584229860>Agent 4 /ss/Disgustingly BASED!
>>584228047She smokes her opponents in ranked.
>>584228047No she thinks it's cringe and make you looks like a fag
>>584229860I wish Marie would groom me
>>584230917You're not an impressionable minor from the middle of nowhere, she'd spit on you
>>584229860I like male!four as an exception solely because it means he's surrounded by pussy at all times. Also it's fitting that the only yeb agent is the one Nogami completely forgets about desu
>>584230917You're older than her
Pitch a new Splatoon spinoff title.
Me with the pool floplets
>>584237503Splatoon: The First WorldPlay as Craig Cuttlefish as he goes on missions to recruit inklings to the Squidbeak Splatoon, & quell the rising Octarian Empire.
>>584237503WoomyPlus and VeemoPlus. LovePlus spin offs but also like Pokemon where you can trade girls between games.
>>584237503Tableturf with a full campaign mode.
>>584237503>Squid Beatz: DeluxeAn eShop exclusive title that is a massive expansion of the little arcade rhythm game of the same name in Splatoon 1 and 2.You can choose between the classic style and a more traditional 4key DDR-esque style for every chart.New types of notes like holds and mines are added.You can customize a ceph that will dance along as you play the songs.The song list covers every track from Splatoon 1 all the way to Raiders, with soundtracks from future games being added via DLC.The game also features some exclusive gear that can be transferred to the mainline titles.
>>584237503Ripened Sheldon's Drone Trip of Love
>>584237503Kill the St/ink/er: Deluxe Edition (NEW Funky Mode)
>>584238905My woomy is the first and easiest kill
>>584238905The next /ink/er who presses "this way" or "ouch" is getting crushed like the annoying little headlouse they are
>>584168568i'm gonna try for the ocarina of time edition wish me luck anoni'm always in tu Corazon >>584168662son i have played with putz12 come at meu can even peep my ded inksight
>>584239261You'd rather die than be slightly annoyed that I'm telling you there's a shark or someone is flanking?
>>584239542Unironically yes. I've put up with spammers and faggots with main character syndrome that it's literally just noise I'd rather tune out. I have a minimap, I'm gonna use it
>>584239542"Ouch" at this point is just a way to say "HOLY SHIT DO SOMETHING"Unfortunately most /ink/ers already know what they're doing
I spam booyah everytime i get a kill
I will love you until the end of timeI would wait a million yearspromise (you)'ll that you remember you're minebaby can you see through the tears?Love you more than those woomies beforeSAY YOU'LL REMEMBERSay you'll rememberI will love you till the end of time~
Play splatoon 2
>>584240474>shoes at a beach
>>584240708that's your complaint?
>song referenceshe's here again
>>584240841reluctantly crouched at the starting screen
>>584240841no it's the resident e-whore
I just want more way for cephs to hang outs outside of pbs
>>584237503a boat racing game with semi-realistic boating physics, but using the ink sprayed onto solid surfaces to allow for proper 3-dimensional tracks and more involved settings than just flat open wateryou will still race on actual water, but an inked ramp can take you up and onto the shore on every trackrace on the streets of inkopolis, through container ports, flip over in a skatepark, go on dedicated racetrackscall it splatoon x waverace
>>584241156erm if i was a whore anon i'd surely have enough money from chuds online for a switch 2 and eS3i prefer the tryhard route of being a casual and having a life outside of /ink/ except when time permits
/ink/ is my life the day 4chan dies I don't know what I'll do
>>584240541Why?
>>584241156oh rightjust post fryes to shoo her away
>>584241859Everyone has you bl*cked n*n*
>>584242145why'd you black nono
>>584242547He's french it's part of their culture
>>584242547Spades...
>>584239942>>584240178you say this and yet you bastards constantly get raped from behind by rollers and blasters even with a thousand warnings
Anywoom up for a little huarongdao at the hour?
>>584243475I'll play a handful
>>584243475
4/4
>>584244949how to train your marie plush
>>584244782Room?
>>584247897is this a joke
i don't wanna fight japs anymore
>>584248137I don't think I've seen a single chinese or korean player either.
i think that anything that can kill incidentally shouldn't get more than 3 shots a tank
Why am I underperforming? Do these Japs have brainwave impairing technology?
callie.
We lost but that was still intense.
>03Killing myself
>>584250293Was a good match yeah we almost had it
>>584248909JP IPs have a hardcoded advantage
>>584247897I can make a second one if you still want to play
GGs L
Gggs open im hungry! Fun matches
GGGGs L3/4
>>584250996GGs L
Made the mistake of eating two melatonin gummies and I woke up super lateWoomy
>>584251013I wish to join
>>584252187Open
okay @grok generate a yebby eating lasagna
>>584253173instructions unclear
New lore: MY woomy dating YOUR woomy. Treat her right.
>>584253852What a slut.
>>584256595Harmony Unleashed
ggs open room
Mega GGs WINNERS, thx for coming til next time
My woomy said some really racist things about octolings the other day, but today I found her in the plaza making out with a veemo?
>>584258421Give her a year and she'll dye her flops and vote for Clamders
>>584258872>missed opportunity to literally just say "SANDers"
beeb beeb
>>584258421typical Guppy ocean Party things.
>>584263773>ultra stamp when anyone other than me uses it
>>584263773I would've died at the first part of the chase where you got caught in enemy ink
I gooned to woomy yet I still feel empty inside
Yeesh
>>584265370was it my woomy? I don't have that issue
>>584263773meanwhile I get oneshot from full health if someone sneezes on my hammer
>>584265747Stop taking it out in front of an enemyStop charging slowly at shootersStop being predictable and easy to counter
>>584265879>Stop charging slowly at shootersYet when a hammer is doing this when i have the splattershot pro out i dont get a single hit in. Curious.
>1-3take new request from thread>4-6bedrot>7-9try and be productive a different way>0mentally prepare for tonight
>3Okay then. I have a specific pose in mind, so I guess volunteer your woomveem and what kind of proportions you have in mind. Preferably one with a bratty personality.
>>584266650no
>>584266825okay then, bedrot it is
>>584267146have a good rest
Anyone up for some Salmon?
>>584266650Does Pearl count?
>>584266503>mentally prepare for tonightthe fuck is gonna happen tonight
>>584266650Is Frye bratty?
>>584267517They're dropping splatoon 4
>>584267641No, Shiver would fit the definition better
>>584268108Shiver has composure, her smug brattiness is entirely a facade. She's a lonely loser.
Frye is one of the kindest people you will meet, but she will push you aside in an instant if you're infront of her on the queue for the icecream truck. She's quick to anger too.Shiver puts on a mask to hide her feelings, which means she will act high and mighty towards most people and will only crack by those who she trusts the most, if only for a moment. She's also a theater kid.Big Man is whatever the writer wants him to be at that moment, otherwise is just a highly sensitive guy who overworks himself and gets bullied by two girls in different manners.
>>584269883Big Man is a doormat
>>584270050carpet*
>>584270148no, carpet is between frye's legs
>>584270276hot
>>584270276True
>>584267234Are you still up?
My woomy doesn't shave her pubic flops
>>584270680They don't have any
>>584270795My woomy hit puberty early
>>584270889Your woomy is hiding that she got fuzzied.
>>584270680>>584270795>>584270889She’s fucking 14….
>>584271143... octarians at once!
>>584271143???I can tell you never had a sister or a girlfriend in your teen years
>>584271347He was making one of those "out of 10!" jokes.
My woomy can take 20 at once
>>584271143Out of 8!
>>584271512Then she can't sit on a chair for hours
>>58427151220 what? Seanwiches? Ahahahahah, fatty!
>>584271143Four years ago. She's legal now. You're a day one player, right anon?
>>584271940I play since the first testfire, but my woomy doesn't know how time or aging works so she's still 14
My woomy's hymen is intact, it regrows everytime she gets splatted.
My woomy loves sleeping around and I don't mind
>>584272384Homeless woomy :(
Your woomy is a whore.
>>584273332So?
I don’t like the way you guys talk about woomies.
>>584273479Then you won't like how /ink/ talks about idols
>>584273870I don’t care about idols, only woomies
>>5842740194 of the 7 idols are woomies.
>>584266503>>584266650I know it landed on 3, but after seeing 0 be ominous things two days in a row, please don't do anything rash if it does land on it, really concerned about you. I'd rather pay you at this rate if things are getting this bad for you.
>>584275145>Shiver>Big ManWho's the third?
>>584275830...marina?
Some /ink/er threatened me with a squiffer and forced me to play panel de pon and puyo puyo against them but I suck at that type of game and they'd K.O me in a flash, I couldn't even get close to winning but they keep going even when I beg them to stop, help!
>>584276009>IdolsWe don't cotton to her kind
>>584276245>Marina>thinks of cottonIt's because she's black? Racist
>>584276031Get good, I was able to win one (1) round once at difficulty one (1) and forced them to applaud and I never played the game either.
>>584276031An /ink/ player….made me play…….clam blitz
>>584276031This made me realize I don't have game invites on in my console.
My woomy is not a slut, she just likes to try out risqué outfits.
Tableturf lobby up.
My woomy is too much of a slut that she needs to wear a scarf and large pants to hide her hickeys
>>584279395You already closed the room?
>>584279034Stop it with the fr*nch
>>584279805that was a joke, sorry, I didn't think anyone actually played it anymore.
is anyone interested in
>>584280080……..go on.
>>584280126Woomies?
>>584280186Heck yes!
>>584276031I still have have fun, even when I lose
i don't have fun even when i win
>>584281056This looks like how a draws.
>>584276031ggs that was me
>>584091602Can I emulate raiders yet, i dont give a shit about multiplayer I just want the solo stuff
>>584281490switch 2 hasn't even been hacked yet
>>584281490Just buy the damn console.
>>584281490First an emulator needs to be made then the game needs to work on the emulator then you need to be a 6090 in two years at $6000 just to play the game at an unstable 30fps.
I just want CFW to mod the game and put floppers in
>pirating a 4/10 gameLOL!!
gonna be a purple ninja
>>584282059No!
>>584284669Pitsuho.
>>584283324The problem with raiders is that its multiplayer mode is kinda bad. It's the same levels as solo and gets you bored of them even more since only a few truly get the "help!" request. The "equalizing" made when players of different levels join up is nasty, one of you deals no damage even when in regular solo you'd kill them fast. And the way they match you with level 15 when you're 50+70 only for them to get splatted all the lives away instantly. Just why
>>584283324>Britfag MSM faggotry "news" outletAnd nothing of value was lost, lmao.
Still not buying raiders for a shitty sshot reskin
>>584287545You'll buy it anyway though
>>584287613Almost half a year and I've gained zero interest in buying it
>>584287861Joining
2/4
>>584287861Room?
>>584288331Opening.
ggs open
I can't sleep
GGs rangelet stompers
>>584290174Is that there woomy indigenius?
>>584290174You’re all dressed like school shooters.
>>584290487they’re squids anon, you’re not safe if you aint one of them
>>584290446>>584290487super obvious beggars hoping drawfags notice
woomy putting a sprinkler on her head to hide her crying
>>584292157>>584291960Good woomies.
>>584291960kys timmy
>>584292157ily ikagi
if you put #12.2 awakened on on the jukebox it kinda sounds like a phone on vibrate
Odds I draw a woomyEvens I practice fundies
>>584293978Draw from an angle your not comfortable with.
I wish I was disciplined enough to drawfag (again).
>>584294063Are you trying to tell me what I cant daw
>>584294357You're practicing fundies aren't you?
>>584294063Maybe. Just a a bitch of fun. Tbh I'm doing the bean bratice. My flow ain't too good. I too... stiff if my pencil sketches didn't tip you off on it.>>584294217Honestly even doing a little would be enough to build. Your creating a spark and you'll catch one day. Trust.>>584294357Settle down before I come talk to ya.>>584294532Ignore the falsefag
>>584293978>>584294650I'm also experimenting with more drastic angles, but I keep procrastinating and getting sudden bursts of anxiety that I need to quell by doing something else
>>584294063>>584294707All I can manage. It's a long week... I appreciate you both for chipping in.
>>584296906You did good! Are you drawing with charcoal?
>>584296906Holy fuck.
>>584294707I've never had this feeling when I draw so I can only give my 2 sand dollars by saying that even doing a little goes a long way to beating procrastination. Come to think of it, the burst of anxiety might be the yips, I think it's pretty normal from time to time, I've had it when I play.>>584297954Graphite sticks. They last longer than charcoal and are similar. If you feel like trying then out one day, I would recommend the Grafcube ones by Caran d'Ache. They don't spread as much as the one I used in the pic. Don't get the grifters that try to sell it at 16 per stick, find an art supply retailer that sells them for under 10 at stick, get all three grades and you should be set for a while.
>>584298816honestly I'm scared of using graphite or charcoal, mainly because my archenemy when I did traditional was smudging.On the flip side though, the weight of a pencil gripping onto paper is something I can't quite replicate on digital and I do wish there was something like it.
>>584299519It may be because I'm in the dusk of my art journey but I don't really mind the smudging as much. It's mostly the getting on my hands that annoys me. I like the grip on the paper, even it's a cheap thang. I have a pad but I rarely use it because I want to improve with trad so I can get better with digital.
>>584294650Just need to force myself, I guess. Problem is that I don't even know what I wanna draw to begin with, or if I wanna try digital or retvrn to pencils like back in high school, so I die of decision paralysis.
>>584300605I have to sleep but I'll impart this in case my replies get lost in the aether. If you don't know what to draw, just a simple practice will do an incorporate a woomy or something you like to it. Don't force yourself too much. If you do you'll just hurt yourself, like sandpaper when it binds. I just wish you luck anon.
>>584300605post some of your old work, we'd love to see it
Seeing all this art discussion fills my soul.
poolsclosed or inkgen?one of the two isn't attached to a board of schizos.but imagine picking /v/ over /vg/imagine. just block schizos and play in inkgen
I've been trying last ditch effort, because sendou and inkopedia told me to for my main. I'm not really noticing anything.
>>584301024Thanks. I'm heading to sleep too so I'll likely doodle something before work tomorrow.>>584301035None of my old art survives to this day, sadly. This is only a few years old, but it's also the most I've drawn in 15 years.>>584301936Ink saver is mostly used so you can shoot an extra couple shots after throwing your bomb. Also remember that it's mostly useful when the score drops below 50.
>>584302992well, now I have to save up 45 chunks to put SSU back in the main slot. then I can take some of the swim speeds off of the 3 pt and replace them with, i don't know, something.My main doesn't even have bombs.
>>584303186What do you main? It all boils down to main weapon and playstyle, weapons that normally run LDE are ink hungry and/or could use the extra ink capacity but don't want to run Comeback.
>>584301376poolsclosed was created to play salmon runidk if the good sr players still use it
>>584302992>olocoonsmy nigga
>>584303753Flingza. I have like 920 hours with it.But I'd rather run ink saver main so my (somewhat) ink thirsty weapon gets another swing in for the full match, and not just at the end.But I'm trying to make the "impossible" build that serves both Foil and Standard. Foil does have bombs, but I really don't like splatterscreen. Yeah, I can cordon off enemy chargers, but missiles make them move without stalling the flow of battle, and with the added benefit of splatting enemies. Also I unintentionally cuck my own chargers by accident sometimes.Pictured is the build I thought would serve both flingzas, but it really properly serves neither.
>>584304398Not a weapon I'm personally acquainted with, but I can see the conflict. LDE is most useful in supportive or poking playstyles, and people tend to play vFlingza as a support.I'd personally just build a hat with LDE and one with SSU, but I make a dozen builds for the same weapons for the hell of it. One of our roller players may come up with a build that can suit both.
>>584305760we used to have at least 3 flingza mains. But that was two years ago. And the other two are shy.I was thinking of having a pair of shoes with sub saver, as I don't really need to charge screen when I feel it isn't really that worth it. I could also replace ninja, but it's so versatile. creeping the stick forward to get in range of chargers to ohk them with a vert. using it to peak corners, or ambush. occasional sharkingIf I did get rid of it, I'd honestly put another swim speed on it and trade stealth for speed to flank. But then I'd just be using horizontals, and at that point I may as well just main splatroller. It's the vert that gives this weapon it's niche, and I love it for it.
one of the funny things about flingza is that unlike other rollers sans swig it has naturally high run speed when flickingrun speed and ink res stacks let you preserve most of the swimming momentum without jumpingor if you want a vert out, you can shorthop and sorta drift with it, your woomy will do funny tippy-taps as you do itit's a bit more practical in 3 where you can get those stacks from cooler, not really worth building for otherwise
MOM IT'S NOT A PHASE I LOVE BLASTERS
>she doesnt have 999 of each abilitiy
I dont have 999 chunks because I dont fish.
>>584306542I don't play flinglza and don't know your playstyle, but since you mentionned sharking with it wouldn't Comeback be a good fit? It gives Sub/ink saver, SSU and SPU that you mentionned earlier. Obviously not as useful if you usually play support and die less, which is what Flingza is I think looking at builds? In which case I think SSU is good to counter Ninja slowing you down
>>584312397sharking isn't a main strat, as hiding in a puddle is boring. I play mid/second position. Flinging ink to paint, and cause chip damage to any who creep forward. If the first liner goes down, I can dip down in the ink and retreat behind ink mines, where number three becomes the new number one, or I'll take a 1-1 k/d and take someone with me. It depends if I need to be anchor, or if someone on the team has beakons, allowing me to flank and get behind enemy lines, harassing their backliners.I'll usually shark forward? I don't know if you'd still call it sharking. Again, I'll tilt the stick forward very slowly, to advance forward until I'm within vert distance of, ideally, their charger.But I'll use the slow creep to flank any player before retreating back to my team's side. Popping crabs, or stalking kraken to smack em when they shrink back down both utilize ninja.
>>584281253Don't insult thx like that. Their art is so good.
>>584314825rare jap floplet
>>584281490Nope, sorry jeet-kun! You'll have to pay for it like real people do :)
>>584314825I'll try to redo this one
who should hold the rainmaker
>>584313551nice made up language
How are you guys always at s+10 so fast??
>>584328914
>>584336773her boobs are escaping
>>584340374anorexic woomy
>>584328914Anyone who have fast swim speed already
>>584330835I'm still stuck at less than 300p in s+0...
>>584330835It’s pretty easy for anyone with a pulse
Adult veeoomy, all the sexo of a veemo combined with the full silly of a woomy. Nothing else can compete at this level.
>>584344738>adult vee-lost most of the thread there bud
>>584344738ewI'll take a classic woomy please
>>584345654Alright a woomy for you then
>>584344738YWNBAW you have no floppers you have no silly you have no eyemask
An anime girl with tentacle hair isn’t a ceph
>>584346234Thank you now I like that
>>584344738how am I supposed to enjoy a veeoomy without exterior hair suckers that stick to my head or that cute eyemask? misses both one of the best parts of veemos and one of the best parts of woomies
>>584344738you are a faggot
>>584346983Talk to Nintendo official veeoomy look like this.
>>584347741small indie company
>>584351887sure
>>584351887ill play too
Open 3/4
>>584352189Knock
>>584340374Shiver's biggest woomie fan (of the theater-kid days)
>>584352470Opening
I'll never play open in handheld again after this.
>>584353387Just play rollers blasters or buckets
>>584353387>handheldLAMO, you brought this on yourself anon
gloogas gloo your feet into turret mode after a roll. You cannot move for ages, you best commit to it.
GGs shortpen
Gggs open we climbed back up
>>584355141Lovely set of Woomy’s
>>584355141Good woomies.
>>584353387It's fine you're just not sitting/laying down properly to fully use the gyro
Reminder:
>>584358131Big Man doesn’t T Pose he W Poses.
Smoke on the water Fire in your assWoomy is my perfect lass
>>584358131Do woomies have a canon height?
Do we think we'll ever hear about the Mechanic again in future Splatoon games?
>>584358459Ironically yes because we have official heights for idols and we can compare them5 feet/150cm is generally accepted as the average woomy height
>>584358640I hope not.
>>584358659>accidentally made my woomy too tall when she's meant to be smaller than averageNo...
>>584358659Wasn't there official lore that said ~4 ft?
>>584358659it's still stupid70 cm woomies make way more sense
>>584359189>t. probably heightmogged by marina
>>584358659Last time someone said 5 feet a source couldnt be found.
>>584359356>What is comparing model sizes which have explicit heights>What are interviews with Nogami
>>584358659It wqs 170cm, not 150cm
>>584359460Source the interview with nogami?
>>584359746>>584359609>>584359356O algo así
>>584359267191
>>584359951>Arthritic lanklet
Woomy are the perfect size
>>584359873>aiSource the interview.
>>584358131More importantly
Remember, there's always a Smoker laughing at you on the other side of the room.
>>584360090https://youtu.be/6Xjl8S2JjUo?si=2pdtGLEdWk2wMgus>Source? No, I mean a real source.
>>584360307>They have really big head thoughGuess it's the sp2 size
>>584360307>2018I thought we knew of their heights in 2015 or 2016.
The Splat 3 wooms are taller and clearly older in age. Interviews from Splat 2 is irrelevant.
>>584360849We did, a scroll said a woomy can jump a height of 150 cm, which is the height to jump above other woomies
>>584361246Leapwoom
>>584361246Thanks anon. This has been bothering me for months and it was right there the whole time.
FF come back...
>>584361857N*n* made him leave
>>584361853Isn't this just Octoling propaganda though
>>584361943>Him
I just copypasted Super Sonico's height and measurements on my ref sheet.
>>584361943FF is a woman
Back when splatoon was good
>>584362043>>584362071My spanish wife
>>584362036Congratulations you can read
>>584362036Yeah but Nogami said 150cm too so we can assume it's correct except if Nogami is also spreading octo propaganda
>>584362036The way its presented is but when you take all the scrolls into account there isn't much editorializing.
>>584362185Thanks, I got concussed a few weeks ago.>>584362291Ah, I see
>>584361853>>584361246Nowhere in this scroll does it say this is the height to jump over other woomies.
>>584363108>leap up to 5 feetWhen you hold jump that height is the max height. That max height is 5 feet. You can just barely jump over a woomy with it
>>584363108Laterally, woomy's jump is about a line in the training range which is two woomy heights, but we know that Nogami said they are five feet tall so that would make it ten feet so that is wrong
But what did Inoue say.
>>584363831He said woomy was the perfect height for blowjobs
someone wants to 1king?
>>584366219you know what? sure
>>584368116too late anon im going to bed
>1-3finish old drawing>4-6be productive elsewhere>7-9start a new game>0start a new life
>>584368376Would that include another game?
>>584368179ok
>>584368376Go eat a burger and touch grass
Open world Splatoon game where you can walk to every stage
>>584370186That didn't work well for MKW
>>584370186Only if it's pseudo-open like Mario 64 or PLA
>>584370328No, what didn't work well for MKW was forcing a new formula instead of adapting it. And also the big NOTHING we've gotten since launch. The DLC better be fucking worth it and give more content than the standalone basegame.
>>584370186See that mountain? You can booyah it.
>>584370186>Open world woomy to go with my upcoming open world JSR ludokinoI'd cum
>>584370580>new battle mode>ten new tracks>four new knockout rallies>overhauls of some intermission tracks>nothing
>>584369281been trying every day that it's not raining but it's a bit difficult when I can barely walk without a cane.
>>584370875Cuttlefish...
>>584370482finally, curvy cheps
>>584370186MMO Splatoon game where the playerbase makes the stages in the world and also most of the shit between them and brings their own personalized Warcrimeinators.
>>584370875Go stand in the rain thenFeel something even if it's wet and dampI don't get why normies hate rain, are they afraid of slipping or something
>>584370854>Garbage>Stuff that was already at launch>Recycling>Tweaking AKA bare minimum>Yes effectively NOTHINGNo new tracks, no new characters, no new costumes, no new music, no new missions, no new karts, no new achievements, not even woomy
>>584371494
>>584371684Mi am rite doe.
>>584370328It didn't? It's still selling consoles.
>>584371494>stuff that was already at launchok anon then show me you racing in those courses>recyclingyou mean making use of the massive world they created and putting that content into modes people play? and that's a bad thing?>garbagebad faith argument
>>584371131I'm Florida born and raised. I played outside in the flooded streets during the really bad hurricane season of 2003. Don't you ever call me afraid of rain.However, considering the fact that I have a walking disability and falling with no one around to help me could spell disaster, (and my cane having a foam handle which acts like a sponge that's unwringable), forgive me if I prefer going for walks when I am able to enjoy myself.
>>584372391>I'm FloridaStopped right there
>>584372401me with the floplets in the pool
Fuck you!*Forcefeeds your woomy crackling pork anus*
>>584368376>0Still concerning.>>584372391While I don't have a severe physical injury or disability from said injury, I can relate from the inability to do things as much as you used to due to my chronic fatigue basically making me lay in bed with my eyes closed 70% of the day, and the inability to do anything about it frustrates me to no end. Starting to wonder if my right achilles heel is fucked as of late as well, so it makes the idea of going out not exactly appealing in the slightest.
>>584372401Preggo woomy with little woomy in her belly
>>584374284>crackling pork anusisnt that just a descriptive of bacon?
>>584374925It's a stillbirth!
>>584374284Pork bung is delicious and you should stop being a bigot and try it
>>584374925I thought woomy laid eggs
>>584375984Some say chopping a flop off makes a new woom. Others insist they reproduce by mitosis. One thing is certain: kill one woomy, and two more will woom in her place.
Woomy
Veemo
ew
Would anyone be interested in suggesting a op image for the new bread?
>>584384518
no idols.
>>584384756You owe Frye an OP since you didn't give her one for her Power and Rice win.
>>584384905I’m not desecrating /ink/
>>584384905not him, don't owe you shit.
>>584385061Then do a Shiver OP
>>584385061I'll desecrate you
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>>584385325LMAOOOO
Woomy's golden nectar all for me
>>584385901No! It's mine!
>>584389312Sorry but I already drank it all
