Fall 'livia Edition>NewsScream Fortress is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285134Bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285564>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.com/Wiki: https://wiki.tf/>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf/ | https://weapons.tf/ | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: backpack tf/ | https://trade.tf/ | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv/ Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com/ | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>583597665
>>584092996first for cutelivia
>>584092996
>>584093221vtubergawds we're world famous
>>584092996this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>584093835But it does, you see.
>>584093835retard
Did Zesty win yet?
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>584092996Wow another olivia thread sister! You really love that little kid from the tf2 comics a lot! Don't forget to add your steam group into the OP next time though: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
advertising or begging
>>584095621Why does she keep spamming her art of the child from the team fortress 2 comics here?
>>584093221Average Olivia enjoyer
>>584092996Absolute cutie
>>584093835She is the little child from the tf2 comics, the girls here are obsessed with her.
>>584092996Behold:
>>584097143I want to whip pillows at this creature
>>584097143la creatura
>>584093221Thanks for posting your profile brother!
>>584097194Do not.
MvM update status?
>>584098428releasing as soon as I finish correcting these brats (never)
>>584092996thread themehttps://youtu.be/AfjqL0vaBYU
>>584098371Any attempts to stop me will be met by high velocity pillows
plaplivia tf2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Monster Bash truly is awful because every year, without a fail there's always an enemy scout that camps the pit and spams the special spells.
>>584099429the titty version is better but still baby making sex with olivia >>584101284baby making sex and paizuri with hex
>>584100913Holy...
>>584102383
>>584102383giving xim attention is going to have negative consequences
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the headless horseless horseman's headtaker. Deny pyro's their gargoyles. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>584102383kek
>1 terabyte of cartoon network/wb internal leaks>could only find 1 image of teri/tf2g/ lost
>>584098428Heavy update status?
>>584092996Where is the teen Oliviagineer. It's imperative.
storm fornds
>>584102383jannies aren't gonna like this one
foids lost
>>5841009132fort cant twerk
Is everyone here done with Halloween contracts already
SUNFLOWERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>584111347why would i want to go through cock and ball torture or force someone else to with me
3 NIGASON CART
finally i was able to get a gaming computer of my own and needed to try a game. team fortress 2 is supposed to be a awesome classic and it's free so here i am. now i figured out im an egg and someone recommended this place for learning how to play
Shouting into the void, but here's my non-exhaustive tier list of Scream Fortress maps>SSS+ tier: The originalsHarvest EventMann ManorEyeaductGhost FortHelltowerCarnival of Carnage>S tier: Maps that were truly made to be holiday-restricted. Instead of LARPing as a real map with random pumpkins thrown in, the mappers added a gimmick hat would be inappropriate for year-round play but can be interesting in small dosesCursed CoveAfterlifeFreaky FairTrainsawlaserSandcastle, Medi-EvilAll of the Zombie Infection maps>A tier: Original-ish maps. Ones where the creators were conscious of the holiday restriction meaning people would not be spending 100's of hours learning all the little nooks and crannies, so restricted themselves from making sprawling abominationsHelltrainMost of the Halloween KOTH maps fall into this category. Being mirrored and smaller in size, people can get familiar with the maps much fster>B tier: Outright reskins of year-round maps. Because the layout is familiar, there is no confusion, most map knowledge is grandfathered in. There might be minor variations but nothing that makes players go "where the fuck am I?" on a map that people will only be touching for a few hours a yearHassle CastleCowerhouseDevilcrossSlaughterSinshine>C tier: Original creations that don't keep in mind the map is going to be only available for a month a year. Overly complicated, overly large, the mapper clearly wanted to make a "Core Gamemode" submission but couldn't hack it in the summer update or whatever so they had to settle for this by pasting pumpkins and spooky_ghost_moan.wav everywherePrecipiceTerror>D tier: Barely even Halloween themedToxic
>>584114145the game isnt that complicated, you dont need a guide or anything if you just want to try it out, you can simply go ingame and start killing people
>>584114145In general being on higher ground compared to your enemy gives you +50 skill
>>5840984282 weeks>>584114438TSL way too highSlaughter way too low
>>584114145>now i figured out im an eggwhat?>someone recommended this place for learning how to playno they didn't
>>584114982>TSL way too highIt was fun playing it for like half an hour for the contract. The amount of environmental hazards forces you to be careful about moving in a way that's really unusual for TF2. Like I said if you had it available the entire year it would be a huge piece of shit but as a one-off thing for Halloween it pushes you out of your "blindness" of environmental decor>Slaughter way too lowWh?
>>584115194Cluttered and claustrophobic maps don't work for koth, I admit that the gimmick is interesting but the map feels too random, small and annoying to frag in. It's like a test map that they forgot to finish.+ The custom 'porium announcer is retarded
>>584114145install gentoo
>>584116201I did this.
>>584115549I think KOTH maps being tight is a good thing. it concentrates the action (something that also contributes to Payload being so popular) and again for a holiday map, being quick to explore and quick to learn is a benefit
>>584117589KOTH needs space to playtoo little verticality and too cluttered ruins ittight maps work best on CP and payloadbasically, being a holiday map is the only thing going for it
https://youtu.be/EK_ANHRXb_g>>584117589payload is popular because the maps are large and the rounds are long and the spawns change and the matches are dynamicbeing claustrophobic is not one of their strengths and is usually the worst part of any of their maps
>>584095409100% certain at this point that members of that steam group unironically are the ones making these OPs
>>584116201>deletedtoo based for the threadRIP
>>584124001someone's up to his old tricks of spamming reports on multiple devices
>>584100917>giant rat with tower of hat gets spoilered>uncensored loli buttholes don’tBased.
>>584118467>KOTH needs space to play>too little verticality and too cluttered ruins it>tight maps work best on CP and payload>basically, being a holiday map is the only thing going for itagreed
>>584124397They need to report people because they lose in the marketplace of ideas. It's like when ZestyJesus talks about the serious problems with the TF2 Emporium and they need to shut him down because they can't debunk his accusations.
just plain wrong and deluded, baggots and troonies can't go one day without sucking ass at team fortress 2 let alone being a good poaster
>>584094805the last thing i witness zesty do is get belittled by a bunch of redditors because of his opinion on the fucking beep boy
>>584127652show your competitive badges
>>584126174Or you could just post tf2 related images instead of lolicon outside /b/. Just a thought anon.
>>584129824Stop being rational. Be like others assuring the delusions of the retard, anon.
has holyhell been fixed yet?
>>584130541>Badlands reskin No. 190,085,003No. You can't fix her.
>>584129824cease before you cause her to meltdown
>>584124397Could be multiple anons just not wanting to see your crap?
>>584132020normally I ignore the off topic imagery and plap and le sexo posts but it really has just been so low quality and spammy that it's made this place unusable so, seconding what this guy said.
>>584130541no, not yet
>>584128985>>584129824>>584132020>>584132290what do you even post when you're not being a seething retard? nothing except your shitty ai memes?
>>584135453he literally only comes here to complain and troll, he never discusses the gamethis has been his life for the past 2 years
>>584135453like every shartypedo, he's obsessed and mentally ill
>>584134354plap making sex with that butt in tf2
>>584135453ma'am, you're seething because we don't care for your off topic spam. Please settle down, you're scaring the hoes.
I quite like the medi-evil map actually, it plays wellthe other maps and hats/taunts.. below mid like almost all community content that has gone in through these past 8 years of dumping ground updates lol
>>584135453that's pretty much it for xhem
>>584138237Trvky
>>584135453Trvky*
>>584118467>>584130541>>584134354>>584139560baby making sex
>>584139560plaps and footrubs in tf2there really should be a greater variety of medieval mode maps and gamemodesi'm surprised it took this long for medieval ctf
>>584139560bad taste in mapgood taste in plapcake
>>584139560The workshop finally seems like it's running out of steam. I don't think Valve can afford to neglect the game any longer, they need to do some work of their own and release Tundra Inverno.
>>584141315forgot this one too (I did this)>>584116201
>>584102994Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros that are scared by the Headless Horseless Horsemann. Have sex with gargoyle pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>584141779baby making sex with everyone in this image >>584145046this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
>if you're not happy with Valve's treatment of tf2 then boyco-
Best Medigun?
>>584150095WOAH
Tried playing tf2 for the first time since like 2018 a couple days agoDon't even remember how I used to play this gameI mean I wasn't the best player back then butNow I can't do shit might as well be starting from zero
>>584150095>deleted in only a few minutes self delete? jannies don't move that fastnice hairy pussy
I've a need to breed
>>584152667same
>>584153390Why can't fem!Scout be real
>>584154797Same reason Fempyro isn't
>>584150095Kritzkrieg
>>584092996Someone asked me to color this Olivia that someone else drew.You can have it!
Where the fuck do I get people to play this game with?
>>584161030/ftt/
>>584161030are you willing to deal with the mentally sick just to have someone to play with?
>>584160876Voice (me): Thanks!
>>584161302At this point, yes. I don't care about having standards anymore
>>584161030ask @viva he always is looking for a Heavy to be his Medic gf
>>584162550I don't know who that is, sorry
>>584161992Are you an above average NA East Heavy main?
>>584163810No I like healing, not playing heavy
>>584164394Are you opposed to giving Ubers to a Pyro player?
I should become femscoutor fempyroor both
>>584166396You should become employed instead
>>584166396femscoutyroor maybe fempyrout
>>584166396only if you allow me to plap you
>>584166181Mostly yes, they're fucking retarded. I prefer using quick fix for fast topping during pubs, people just can't coordicate pushes and they keep letting me down all the time. So it doesn't matter who I give the quick uber to
the joke is sex
>>584166776I'm not joking when I say baby making sex with froppy
>>584166753Oh yuck. That's no bueno. Stock Ubers are where it's at for a Pyro that knows how to destroy a nest. Quick Fix ain't gonna do shit against a good defense
>>584166438i am employed
we need more pubes up in this bitchand by this bitch i mean tf2 ofc
>>584166612If you want to fuck Femscout you have to be Mr. Pauling
>micspam afk bots in ZI server>kicked in under a secondum bros i thought valve fixed the bot crisis...
>>584170421Nuh uh, you can freely fuck post-Pauling-divorced-MILF Femscout and pump another baby into her
>>584170610shut the fuck up and put on the purple shirt you big homo
>>584170675Nah, I'll take MILF Femscout thank you
more like freaky unfair am i right fellas
more like ill be in the graveyard after i kill myself yard am i right
>>584135453>"ah my gawd /he/ did it again! He reported my lolicon pictures!!1!"You're the only one seething here.
>You're the only one seething here.>he says, angrily responding to a post from 6 hours ago
>nOoOo you have to be in the thread at all times!
cant we just be friendsfriends with benefits tf2
I've got a bunch of keys, and I want to get rid of them. Where's the best place to turn them into non tf2 stuff?Scrap.tf doesn't do steam games anymore it seems, and selling them on the market is a last resort.
>>584170776>MILF FemscoutAt that point, shouldn't you just ask for "Scout's mom dressed in his clothes?"
>>584170812lol
>>584173908there are no benefits from you during october so no
mfw zesty won
>>584175531I think that gassing all those deadlockians was a little too much
>>584174372No. I'm specifically talking about comic 7 divorced dad Scout in a sweater genderswapped to Femscout (and I'm surprised no one's drawn that). It's not simply "Scout's mom" you dolt
>>584174372Scout dressed in his mom's clothes...
>>584177315awooga
>>584177315Thanks, I color.
crocodile sniper, bear heavy, or dragon pyro?
>>584182027kangaroo sniper
otter scout (this is a reference to gay sex, for those who are not "in the know")
>>584182537last time i heard anyone be referred to as an otter was like 2015 /fit/
>>584183104baby making sex with vex
>>584150537this is why sbmm systems are inherently bad
>>584160876I like the hint of ToT belly
>>584185745I have no idea how to draw bellies. Otherwise I would have gone harder.
>>584183104cardio with vex
>>584183104being vex
>>584192704plapping you being vex
>>584183104who the fuck browses /fit/?
>>584193982me on the left
>>584172871why do you always use shitty 3d rendered reaction images of the classes? makes you stick out like a sore thumb do better
I rarely use the Gunboats but every time I do I am disgusted with how powerful they are and feel dirty. I've tried using them with the Black Box and you simply never die.
>>584194085he literally just saves random TF2 images off google because he knows his shit would get deleted if it didn't have a TF2 image attachedthe sad part is it actually works
>>584187520based
>>584194904why am i attracted to anime horse girlswhat happened in my pathetic life to be attracted to anime horse girls
>>584194904going anywhere + 2 or more rockets to win a 1v1 with basically no hp loss is insane yeah
>>584195728it's not that weird they're just regular anime girls with a tail and ears (which is a lot of anime girls)
>>584195728>why do i like sunshine and rainbows? ugh, what happened in my chud life to enjoy such objectively nice thingsit's cute girls + cute animal features, it's not that complicated
>>584174302Ended up just dumping them all on the community market.Can't think of anything I want to buy, but I'll think of something eventually.
>>584193982last time i was there i got a three day nofap thread killed because i started talking about dragon dildos in it, havent been there sincetf2 team chat
>>584197296three days of sex with honey
oh… so this game is like dead dead nowi could not find any servers that were full in over three hours of playing
>>584198006Halloween maps spread the player base, there are a lot of maps, plus sunday night nigga
Crazy slog...
my girlfriend ghosted me
>>584199141All of the people I make friends with in this game end up being women (female) and I don't know how to talk to them
>>584198006tf2 will have sub 2k players by 2028 (and that's a neato thing)
>>584199846>11 charisma, yet you keep rolling nat 20'scan't relate
>>584200965what will happen to b4nny
>>584201130b4nny is already a loser playing on a team he previously lost to
>>584201431fuuuuuuuuuuuuark...i wish i wasn't a virgin...
>>584201130i got a better question: who cares?comp has been a malignant tumor on tf2 for over a decade
>>584201130hell be fine
>>584201130take a load off b4nnytake a load for freetake a load off b4nnyandandaaannnddd....you put the load right on jill
>>584201925how do you tell the shu- I mean, teles apart?also i've been seeing a whole lot of sleepy teles lately >:/
>>584201130he's becoming a deadlock pro
>>584202593one has blunted bangs, the other sharper
>>584203375https://x.com/GreatBlueTF2/status/2108423094830354929This is actually a good representation of Deadlock. It's completely fucking convoluted and basically the polar opposite of comp TF2, which is barebones basic. I doubt b4nny can properly transition to Deadlock.
>>584204528excellent balls, ma'am
>>584204715thanks
>>584201431>>584204528baby making sex
>>584204715she's just puffy.
>>584205587sniff sniffplap plap
>>584204151oh wow I'm blindI thought the only difference were the eyelashes/eyebrows
stool.tf
idk why but i just downloaded this game
>>584208398i know why u did it anon its because tf2 is a fun video game
>>584208398It's still fun
>>584212826perhaps ,have been enjoying scout so far. the others i liked were heavy and sniper but heavy is too much of a meatshield and the piss colored scope is pissing me off
I wish a real and actual TF2 killer would come along already. Instead all we get is "TF2 killers" that are just competitive league-oriented hero shootersOverwatchmarvelrivalsdeadlock are all comp-oriented 6v6 shit that treat themselves with too much self importance because the devs all drank the esports meme koolaid long ago
Lol
A Goblineer can be himself all year round but there is only a limited time for Gnomeneers to shine. What kind of discrimination is this?
>>584213992it's never happeningall class based shooters need characters/zoomers an abilities and an ultimate to attract attentionthe concept of just shooting people is gonethis and future generations for some reason NEED to shoot while slide diving, wallrunning, grappling across the map, flying in the air for a minute, darksouls dodge rolling, or spinning in the air while chucking explosives and utilitiestf2 can never die
Does anyone here still need community_maps_2 3 or 4 done?
The Demoman? More like the Negroman lmao.
>>584214697>>584214697tf2 has laid back character to it (not even talking about friendlies here) that the other games lack. ALL other shooters try to push you into ranked and then from there on the playerbase culture is one that accepts that you need to be tryharding every match to #climb the ranked ladderthe idea of logging into an online shooter just to chill or fuck around a little is extinct in all other gamesif you use a nonmeta item in tf2 nobody gives a fuck, if you build some wacky shit in deadlock or play a different playstyle in mavel rivals or overwatch people go into allchat and beg for you to be mess reported for griefing
>a TF2 killer does not existYes it does. It's called "Valve". They kill the game by not updating it and at least fixing its issues.
>>584214994The playerbase is held hostage to dev mistreatment because there's nowhere else to go. There are no "TF2-likes" that players who love TF2 but hate the trashy treatment can migrate to.
>>584215210pretty much...Zesty foresaw all of this, ya know? Only if more people would listen to him.
>>584214994The game is twenty years old. The only reason people stick with TF2 is because competition is still nonexistent. Anyone who's tried to make a TF2 killer has failed because their product is inferior. Valve stopped trying ten years ago, and yet the competition keep failing to meet the very basic requirements.
>>58421541919 years old
>>584215396We didn't listenWe didn-*rolls down car window*We DIDN'T LISTEN
Opened all my contract pumpkins, most years I get 0 or 1 class masks but this year I got 6 including 1 haunted and two spy masks almost back to back. 3 of the 6 masks were spy masks. Did they fix something, break something, or boost rates?
>>584217543Nope, you just luckerdogged it
>>584215565Funny, I guess? Cannot tell what you're making a reference to.
hud_reloadscheme
>>584217543spooky rates
>>584195908Those aren't things to be attracted to though.
mp_scrambleteams_auto 1mp_scrambleteams_auto_windifference 2mp_maxrounds 0mp_timelimit 45mp_forceautoteam 0mp_allowspectators 1And just like that Casual wouldn't be such aids
>>584219468Or just bring back !teamscramble
>>584219614or both
>>584219468u forgot the console command that puts a no build sign over the entire map
>>584219468JILL SAMA COVER YOUR EARS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjvUckcWdHMPixelwalkbros...it's not over...
>>584219468but make parties immune to autobalance and increase party limit to 12 last tine i had to shoot my cute transfem sisters our sapphic polycule almost collapsed from the tension.
>>584195908Those are absolutely things to be attracted to.
porn poster im dying of stage 4 lung cancer and its my make a wish foundation wish for you to leave the kemono friends out of your porn posts if thats okay
>>584220970Sorry, but no. I've been posting furenzu as long as I can remember.
>>584219468Erm... dude... are you really suggesting that TF2 devs are capable enough to, alter a few variables? You're not even beginning to comprehend the amount of money and time this would take, and I would know, being an indie game developer myself
>>584194904I still like the banners better but the gunboats literally turn Soldier into a pseudo scout. It almost feels like a crutch sometimes.
>>584221934I want to 6-7 her mammary glands
Is The Warrior's Spirit ever worth equipping? You could really do a ton of damage with it in theory, but it requires the enemy team to basically be unaware of your existence and some random crits
>>584222336No, it's a complete meme, even in Medieval Mode.
>>584222336basically only in medieval mode, but only to bank on it random critting so you can one-shot a demoknight with 4 heads that's missing exactly 1hp who's farming your teamat that point though you might as well just go pyro and use the rake for the same exact thing but with more effective hp, movespeed, and a useful passive
>halloween 2 community 7, community 8, community 9coming in the future
>>58422399620th anniversary will save us. Source 2 port, map yes/no pass, return of quickplay, a functional anticheat, Heavy Upd
>>584225785The last update, it should be called the classic meme: "Worth the Weight"
>>584225785Eric got the short stick so he has to do janny role of slapping in community stuff every now and then into tf2, other than that no one at valve cares about tf2 (even our beloved vjill is more focused on hardware based of his reddit posting), he even forgot about the mvm promise, nothing will happen on the 20th anniversary, nothing will ever happen again
>>584231015never should've posted anything about an MvM update. make the peoples maps you picked shut up about it with an NDA and release it when it's good and damn ready or not do it at all.
only 2 hours in and SCOUT IS FUN, DEATH TO ALL PISS SCOPE SNIPERS
>>584235871scoutfuntf2
>>584220904>>584221583>>584222336>>584231015built for baby making sex>>584221934built for paizuri and rimzuri
please don't use the B word when making those posts, it has a negative connotation to my mind
I built that
>>584177315>SFW on topic ms paint doodle gets deleted for no reason other than it upsets the turkschizo>vex giving a clothed paizuri with cum is still upAt this point some janny is doing this out of spite
>>584245353Have you ever heard the saying, "you get what you pay for"?
>>584246071plapping
>>584246071Yeah but most volunteers are not actively hostile. Usually they WANT to do the job which is why they volunteer
>>584245353>jannies are braindead retardswater is wet>>584246260>Usually they WANT to do the job which is why they volunteerthey want to do the job but they don't want to do it wellnobody volunteers to be a janny in 2026 unless they have some sort of agenda they want to enforce
>>584246260that assumes they're acting in good faithin truth, they hate actually doing their jobs and simply enjoy being able to delete posts they don't like in their preferred generals
>>584246591>>584246768Fair enough, this is just getting annoying
>>584245353only 1/4 of the posts deleted itt was actually suspect, 2 were literally just normal comments, and the 4th was that doodlei think the jxnny inhaled too many fumes when xhe was boiling plastic bags to try and make homemade e-pills
>>584245353stop thinking too much of it and post more based stuff so the true janny of the thread works overtime (for free)
>>584245353>At this point some janny is doing this out of spiteit's the monkey's paw of choosing to report something: you report something like textbook spam, which gets the janny's attention and makes them enter the thread, only he completely ignores what you reported and deletes a random post instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeTSpBhxeGM
anyone doing a voluntary moderation task on any kind of forum is generally a powerhungry loser that is too dysgenic or retarded to succesfully gain power and influence IRL.
the turkroach will not divide us
>>584254165Trve. There are literally only two people who seek positions of authority:>A. people who genuinely have a skill they want to share with the world>B. people who want to use those beneath them to air their grievancesInternet moderators don't have skills, they just want to get back at the world.
>>584255705sex
>>584255705baby making sex, even
>update ruins new unusual for no reason
new unusual ruins my frame rate for no reason so its ok
>>584258209This was the author choosing to do this, probably heard from somewhere it was "too big"
>>584258458It's a double standard when people pay $$$ for unusuals and they're happy to change them afterwards, but adjusting the paint region of the Water Waders and clown pants is out of the question. I think subtlety is good but they should be consistent in their decision making.
>>584258209should be flor del muerto
>>584259874It's not a double standard footfag, they give everybody about 2 weeks after launch to update their item and cut it off after that. Unfortunately the Water Waders guy didn't see it as a problem until months later, and then they were like "it's too late, people are used to it"
>>584260134My mistake then but it still seems like an arbitrary cutoff. If something affects gameplay they should be willing to modify it at any time and compensate people who might dislike the change or just ignore them like they do with all the other problems with the game.
>>584260072flor o algo
>wallbug and pixelwalks already have a workaround that bypasses casuals forced sv_wallbug 0 optionTo all these sweet little redditor niggers here to there that I heard telling tales of the "bug abusers getting what they deserve", enjoy getting raped sideways by the weakest wallbug and pixelwalk user and I'll be laughing you out the FUCKING room from seeing your posts.
bug abusers gotta die but genuinely genuinely of the highest charlie kirk if somepony kills me from somewhere with their head next to the skybox i will never be mad right hand to god i promise you it will be refreshing to die in some way other than random crit pyro flames afterburn or demoknight or backstab
>>584264984*claps in reddit*
there's a game called Hood Warfare 2 and one of the kill voice lines is put that nigga on a t-shirt.
Going out of town for the rest of the month starting fairly soon, so we're going to have to run the event this week. Same ruleset as last time, but with random crits off. NO BOMBS.Still have to update the map, don't know exactly when I'm flying out of town yet, but should know that part tomorrow.
Is the Soldier jewish?
>>584270551No, but Medic or Heavy might be
>>584270551A lot of the Bolsheviks thrown into the Gulag under Stalin were jews.
where's MY tv show valve. where's MY movie valve.
>>584271908>Adult Swim wants to do a TF2 show with Valve>announce a big collab between the two>Valve insists they want to make the show in-house>Valve takes almost a year to make the pilot episode (Expiration Date) and Adult Swim nopes outWhy Valve thought they could handle the rigorous set schedule of a TV show themselves when they prefer to sit around jacking off and eating cookies, I have no clue
>>584246883i have still never found the full image
>>584270854fanfic writers back in the day had a weird fascination with making medic jewish
>>584278903I don't see how, someone asks every time I post the reaction image and I always post it
Found the issue with the water being so weird.
>>584280223Hope you keep the same pictures in the hologram, it's even Halloween themed already with HHH there
>>584280503I intend to. I'm adding Manor textures to the rest of the field.
Sometimes I wonder why you guys keep posting lolicon and league of legends shıt but them I remember most of you don't have a job and are in these threads 24/7 with notifications turned on.
Is anyone here experienced with monitor specs? I'd like to purchase a new primary monitor and I can get it for 'free' through my mother's company (long story) but I'm somewhat limited to what I can choose because of this. I was looking at a XG27ACMES but now I'm seeing that OLED burn-in isn't that severe so I'm wondering if I should just get an OLED model instead. Color is something of a concern too as I'm into /p/. I'm currently using a 27GL850 and before that only ever used a Dell 2709W, and have been since I got it in 2006. Going from 60hz to 144 was a huge step up but I wonder how diminishing the returns are. I'd like to get a third monitor anyway even if it's not an upgrade to my current one.
>ı>random google images transparent screenshotyou're the only one who lives here
>>584282148>2 minute replyCase in point.
>>584279264god i wish that was meconceptualize the aroma of that swampy pyro rack
>>584282148>>584282020What is that dotless i? And what is it meaning?
>>584282864It's a turkish I, the turkroach lets it slip through every now and again when he forgets to replace it with a normal one
helping the 5 homophobes above this post get above their internlaized homophobia by exposing them to gay porn featuring the pyro from tf2
gay fortress II
Reminder to not reply to the following schizos:-Turkroach-britbong schizo-viva-sharty niggers
>>584283712Viva isn't a schizo.
>>584285004you only think that because you're also a schizo
Made a new blend texture from old warpaint textures, switched the water to a clearer texture, gonna make a new banner.
>>584283363gay sex with anon
>>584285428I am not schizophrenic.
>>584286383!
>>584288125egg making sex with meowscarada
>>584290373hey its me meowscarada
>>584290656*makes an egg with you*
>>584290656is that a verity reference it doesnt sound like a verity
>>584291086okay what happens now
are you guys being serious or do you guys actually want to have sex with pokemon
>>584291778don't be so crassi want to be the pokemon
>>584282148It has a 4chan filename though.
>>584291893if you could be a pokemon which pokemon would you doi want to be slowbro so i can just sleep and fish all day
>>584291235we keep making eggs until one of them hatches a shiny>>584291778I'm always serious
>>584292056i like salazzle
>>584292056I would be dialga so I could control time and fix everythingof course I'd be stuck as a big dragon thing but that'd be cool too
>>584292573i can become palkia and maybe we can*blushes*hold claws...?
>>584292670dialga and palkia are enemies and fight a lot thobut maybe they're just tsundere...
Please stop erping with each other and post airshotsCompfags need not apply
>>584294998ns
>>584294998I would, but 4mb limit + no sounds kill any will to do it
>>584294998sorry i can't make airshots
>>584295656describe the airshot
>>584295749me demome shoot up
>>584295845ns
>>584258209can't fathom that there are actually people who care about unusuals past series 3Series1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2012 halloween >>>>>>>>> Series 3 > Robotic bogaloo > 2011 halloween > Series 2there truly is nothing unusual about unusuals
>>584295656>>584295845baby making sex with ankha
egyptian cat in Tf2 when?
>>584297714tf2 needs more egypt maps
>>584295037Thank you>>584295663I find that long range ones like that are more luck than anything. Some like this are more deliberate but less impressive because of the short range.
>>584298593i can't make those short ranged ones either...
Ive been hitting so many amby headshots recently and I dont know why.
damn, i don't have a single airshot to post
cumshot
>>584295656>>584295845>>584297714>>584297919Plapping heavily.
I'm so bad at the game I should be euthanized
>>584297714>>584297919>>584301513baby making sex with sekhmet and beelzebub
>>584302681>t. anyone that plays Soldier
<3
>>584282925>It's a turkish I, the turkroach lets it slip through every now and again on purpose to garner more attention*ftfyalso you replied to him
>>584305804>also you replied to him>it's impossible for a newfag to ask what the deal with the i is after it was directly pointed out, that has to be the turkroachok retard
best sniper secondary that isn't the jarate?
>>584306532considering the post asking was esl, the turkroach is an esl, and the turkroach has a habit of asking stupid questions to bait people into engaging with him, yeah i think that's more likely than some newfag coming here *after* everyone's done with their halloween contracts>>584308868offensively? probably the carbine, since it still enables bushwhacka critsdefensively, probably the razorback, since it completely disables your class counter if you're positioned correctly
>>584310073>more likelybut not impossible, and the turkroach is hardly the only ESL on here, don't be dumb
>>584310226sure thing bro
>>584310073>*after* everyone's done with their halloween contractsnot everyone poopsocks them in the first week dude, I'm still working on mine
>>58431054099% of the people here have
I am the 1%
>>584311695that makes us the 2% then
im sorry...
>>584312727idgi
>>584312727I dont understand the point of strange farming when anyone who looks at your bloated numbers can immediately tell you got it from sitting afk in a strange farm server with autoclicker on
>>584313326you act like he even needed to farm that to begin with, it's just "I pushed right click and took damage"you can do that over a dozen times per life, some no life spy main probably has those numbers genuinely
>>584313326>dude i totally have 20 million kills on pomsonits just a form of shitposting, dont think too hard about it
>>584294998Yeah I found myself not even clipping shit cause they're too mundane or it was a pencil jump. I also just stopped going for as many airshots as of late. low percentage play vs high percentage play and all that
>>584315887>>584298593replied to the wrong webm
i hate pyro and soldier(not too much) so much
Demoman...
stot shacko fer too ree finned
what if pootisn't
I love Tf2 and thıs general! :-)
Holy fuark...
>be me>downloaded the game yesterday>casual>be bad(obv)>ppl kick me out life sucks
>>584331409Were you also screaming nigger in the game chat? I rarely see people get kicked for being bad, as long as you're not AFK and don't make an ass of yourself most of your teammates won't even notice your presence. If you really were just playing bad and behaving normally it might be bad luck.
>>584331532i havent even typed a word or said a word yet. sometimes i do alright sometimes i am going negative(at the bottom of the board)
>>584331409i rarely see players kicked out for being bad, if they do make the vote. it usually fails. because the person making the vote is usually insufferable.i've seen players getting kicked for being too good. always sniper. sometimes people kick you out for no reason and call you a pedo:https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1wxzic4/why_are_some_players_like_this/
I read somewhere that transmuting three Haunted items will make the resulting drop a guaranteed Haunted item. Now, since transmute drops have a chance of being Haunted anyways, evidence of a Haunted drop won't really indicate anything. So, we have to look at the null hypothesis.Does anyone know of any video footage of someone transmuting three Haunted items and NOT getting a Haunted item in return?
>>584331409never ever seen a f2p get votekicked unless they were afk
It's only the 13th and I'm already fatigued. I can't wait for Hallowsneed mode to end
Still nothing about the MvM update btwSmissmas for sure...
>>584337352I'm fine waiting as long as the end result is good. I'm worried they picked a bunch of visually pleasing maps that play bad from people who only started making them after the contest, instead of picking tried-and-true community staples, and trying to unfuck their situation is what's causing the delays.
>>584338287what's causing the delays is that nobody over there cares about the game anymore
>>584338437...because all their heart and soul has been poured into making TF3 in the Source 2 engine!
one daythe game will be goodagain
*Waddles out of the cafeteria**Brushes cookie crumbs off his Hawaiian shirt*>Uhhh, guys? I could really use some help with that Mann vs. Machine upd->YOOOOOO this new hero is so sick! He literally plays chess and, hm? Oh hey Eric. Kinda busy at the moment, try asking the CS2 people...*Waddles some more*>Hey guys, I was wondering if mayb->Awww look at the chick, so cute! Sorry Eric, real busy right now. Doesn't that contractor help you? Ask him, er, her, whatever*Waddles to cobweb-filled desk in the TF2 Team corner*>*sigh*...guess it's just you and me, spare pink cookie...*munch* *munch* *munch*
ran into this guy today, top frag on scout, all dark purple cosmetics, i didnt realize such kino screennames still existed
WHEN YOU SEE ITYou'll Shit Brix
>>584339867the first letter in each word spells the n word
>>584339976stfu you fucking nicoglahits
>>584338970yeah, when they bring quick play back. and that's the version of quick play that includes community servers
>>584339465300+ people that do what exactly?
>>584339867AAAAAHHHHHH!
>Play with the contract in mind, try to lust for crit pumpkins, keep an eye out for pumpkin bomb kills, etc>Take forever to do a contract, need 2-3 rounds every time>Play with brain turned off>Contract finishes before the round even ends and I even do the secondary objectives completely by accidentI'm sure there's some psychology term for this, I just don't know it
>>584338970I have faith in this too, Valve will rise from the ashes one day and they'll retvrn to their former glory. Another general has a famous quote, "I believe in the happy ending" and I believe in this too.
>>584345672just out of curiosity, what general is that?
>>584345269I strongly recommend giving up on pumpkin bomb kills altogether. If you get one you get one, but on most maps you really can't fish for them. Going for crumpkins is good (but if you're playing a class that can't make immediate good use of it and you're next to a competent teammate that can let them pick it up), just not pumpkin bombs. I'm honestly surprised some of the latest contracts still have pumpkin bomb kills instead of finding something else like Corruption did.
>>584345770can't talk about other generals here, sharty schizo will raid them too
>>584345770/bag/ obviously. That line isn't actually spoken in Blue Archive but they say it all the time for some reason.
>>584341815quickplay is trash
Idk why it's so common for vidya devs to make bad changes and never ever ever go "well that didn't work but thankfully we run an online game, so we're reverting to how things were a week ago"Valve removing Quickplay and shipping Casual -> It fumbling -> them getting mad is pathetic and spiteful but it isn't even out of the normJust to take another large dev, Riot Games once buffed a character, realized it was a bad buff, then used other stats to revert the buff instead of just outright reverting it (for a comparison, imagine if Valve gave Scout +25 hp, then instead of reverting the change they let him stay a 150 HP but added a 20% damage vulnerability so his effective HP was 125 again)The same has happened in some other vidya I play/have played tooIt's a fucking video game man just go "that didn't work out so we're reverting it" in patch notes, how are devs this fucking thin skinned?
>>584345672I admire your bravery
>>584347489they only listen to streamer fags and youtubers not the ones that actually played the game
>>584347489I don't know about other companies but at least at valve you might get a poor peer review because the big thing you worked on for months was undone in a day and all that time and work was for nothing
>>584342970A lot of people busy, with busyness
>>584347489modern devs are comprised of the usual undesirables that plague the industry, they also hate their own players>riot>modern valveexact examples of the former
>>584351286(n)arrowheadghostshipmojang
>>584347489Because admitting their mistake means someone has to take the blame for the fuckup, and people need to justify their work. No one wants to be the guy who admits months of his work went down the drain. Like, what are we paying you for?Think about the bonuses. hell, think about your employment status
>>584352078nice plapper
>>584341815>>584345672>>584346124sex for baby making purposes
>>584352284>>584352078and with this plapcake too
>>584352078I like how retarded Venom looks on every fanart piece.
>>584352078buns
>>584352078is this achievable natty
I took to long to start Scream Fortress is it still playable or has the contracker spread the playerbase too thin once again
>>584347489Ironically, Blizzard actually did this a few weeks ago. They released a patch for SC2 that was so bad that a third of the playerbase just outright stopped playing the game, and they had to explicitly state in the patch notes that they were reverting it.
>>584356064blizzard is just going to do it again in a month from now, and they're going eat up all that slop up and ask for seconds.there's nothing sadder than being a blizzdrone in 2026
>>584345672girl ain't got no nipples
>>584353245At least there it's a reference to this meme
>>>/v/749625339>>>/v/749625339
>>584358720Don't do this it creates fempyro fart gas
>>584358720sounds risky, can this so called achievement manager give me the triclops for pyro?
>>584358720>using a cheat client so you can get untradeable welfare itemsNot a good idea
>>584356428The SC2 players actually hate Blizzard, because they always suck hind tit when it comes to dev support versus WoW and Overwatch. The game has been in maintenance mode longer than TF2, and the going joke is that there's a lone intern in charge of making balance changes once or twice a year since the game still has an active competitive scene. Problem is, the clusterfuck patch came out of nowhere and with no feedback from the competitive community (unlike TF2, the game actually was designed with it in mind), to the point where everyone suspected that someone used an AI bot to do it. They actually had to issue an apology along with the patch revert, which is something you rarely see these days, especially from Blizzard.
>>584359764It would be valid for if you were a dumb kid who deleted your achievement items and wanted them back
>>584358720>Only works for TF2 Achievement items (not the poker night items or black rose)Only use I see for this is using the double haunted metal to craft both the HHHH and the skull hats
>>584358720i did this literally like 5 or 6 years ago and they never fixed or nor did i get bannedhappens every scream fortress with sam
>>584358720how?? i want a skull after wasting my metal for the mostly useless axe
>>584361810>mostly useless axeIt's the Eyelander, what do you mean?The skull is the actually useless thing because you could end up with the shitty hornlet version and then get too embarrassed to wear it because everyone else has the big horned version
>he used his haunted scrapoh no no no
>>584359794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eQUtOQXYgQBlizzard is releasing a sequel to SC2 so the playerbase is going to be neglected even harder than it already is by Blizzard.
>>584363339i don't play demo much, least played class besides engi and med, demoknight is a subclass on top of thati'd rather have the hornlet skull than none it looks cool in an impish way
>get autobalanced twice>get promised 1000 xp>only get 683game bad
>>584358720i'd care more if they just let me reget the achievement items. can't some intern freelancer make it a system.
>>584364795>he doesn't just type retry into consolescrub.
>>584369310don't you lose contract points if you do that?
>>584308868I believe it's the Cozy Camper or the SMG. The former allows you to ignore long range chip damage, sometimes ignore afterburn, can allow you to win a Sniper vs Sniper fight if you're able to change your elevation, and creates more health on your team saving your Medics a bit of time and sparing health packs for the more frontline classes. Stock SMG is useful if you're having to deal with Spies, Scouts etc that keep getting past your frontline classes, and is better on symmetrical maps. Also I believe your image is AI, please don't post that here.
>>584359794>SC2 players are ussad
>>584363626>>584370684sexo
>>584370684>can allow you to win a Sniper vs Sniper fight if you're able to change your elevationelaborate
>>584373662Alot of CS or aim trainer teens are obsessed with only getting quickscope headshots and thus will not charge before firing; this allows you to take advantage of diagonal surfaces to change your position in not just 2 dimensions but 3 which makes it impossible to consistently land headshots, so their shot will flinch you but only deal 50 damage. There are several examples around Frontier point C that can be used by both teams. You can then just bodyshot them with your fully charged shot or whatever. More experienced Snipers who actually play TF2 recognize the value of charging and slowly peeking around cover so they can kill non-light classes with one shot, or give themselves a larger target against light classes.
>>584308868I think it's a tie between SMG and Darwin's. They're easy to use and don't have obvious downsides.>CarbineSlow fire rate either force you to tap fire or use it as a finisher only. With stock SMG you can pepper or track and finish with any primary way easier.>CozyHealth return sounds good on paper, but loses efficiency when you incur damage. No flinch only apply to full charge, you are bound to be familiar with Bazaar or Heatmaker.>RazorbackRequire you to listen footsteps and no overheal is a deal breaker. Frantically turning to make Spy stab it in combat is useless, leaving little room for avoiding his gun fire too.>JarateMany situation can make Sniper waste it, such as a Spy or a Pyro. When you miss once, long cooldown fucks you up. Splash is unreliable on several sloped surfaces.Before any of you complain, if you got whacked you deserve it because you allowed Sniper to snuck close. Your Pyros and Scouts belong to flanks.
>Counter Strike fags are getting the TF2 treatment now that Deadlock is comingWill they actually complain, or will they bend over and take it like TF2fags did?
>>584376861CS "players" are more obsessed with gambling than TF2, as long as they get their cases they'll be happy
>>584376861the vocal minority has been complaining ever since cs2 came out
>>584376861for every "I don't like how valve is treating cs2" video anomaly uploads on his second channel he also uploads a "I wasted 5k bucks on skin unboxing!" Vvideo on his main channel so take a guess
>>584376861pretty unlikely unless cs2's tournament players raise a ruckus about it, because why would gamblers and the people who promote gambling complain>>584379053baby making sex w/ aru
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>584387957not enough plapcakes
>>584388116lets fix that
>>584388234holy plappers.....
>>584387957too busy trying to finish my contracts to post>>584388234plapping
>>584358720doesn't work if you already unlocked them before, so locking and unlocking them does nothing.shame
>>584376861>>584379053>>584388234baby making plapping
>>584376861>Least retarded Rivals player
>>584391009never said i was smart
>>584376861god i wish that were me
train rain!!
Do you guys think Scream Fortress will ever make a haunted 2fort map?
>>584397153Probably not, I think 2fort_invasion has indirectly taken the spot of "spooky 2fort"There's still room for winter 2fort though
I'm sick of fucking contracts
>>584402187why is konata balding
>>584403450Not enough cum in her diet
>>584402187i look like this
Zombie Infection is fun
b4nny.is.live.
I am beginning to dislike the various Halloween gimmicks
>>584294998i hit this one just for you buddy
I bought Poker Night but was too lazy to get all the items
>>584412776The dickwolves fiasco was kind of an omen of what the modern internet would be come to think of it
>>584339867i still don't get it
>>584416220It's either the "pretend something's there" meme or>>584343543
>>584339976>>584343543>>584416220I was actually NOOTICING that the shack with the "hide here in case of lightning" sign on it has clearly had its roof blasted open by lightning
>>584356428SC2 players are to Blizzard what TF2 players are to ValveLoyal oldfags of ancient games that the devs have at some point in time arbitrarily decided to outright abandon and let rotVery much the opposite of the Blizzdrone/Valvedrone archetype, that's for all the other gamesSC2 and TF2, we are united in suffering and neglect
>>584376861>bend over and take it like TF2fags didTF2fags bend so little that to the rest of the videogaming world, "TF2 player" is synonymous with "crybaby." Off the top of my head I can't think of a single other game that has had shit like #FixTF2 where the playerbase + content creators mobilized retardswarms to try and psyop the rest of the internet
>>584422515that's like saying "notice the secret in this image" and it's a picture of a stop sign, then saying "I NOOTICED that the secret is that the sign says STOP"
>>584410029Same. I wish they did something new every year for Halloween instead of just rehashing the same formula on slightly different maps. Even games like Runescape manage to keep their Halloween events more fresh than TF2.
>>584427435one is an mmo and the other is a shooteryou can only go so far with a fps
>>584429619sounds like an excusemap makers have been plenty creative with their halloween gimmicks, they just tend to be overshadowed by the more obviously popular maps that throw everything in at once and are egregiously bad
>>584425429Ok fine let me put it this way: I'm retarded enough to have played on that map for over a decade without noticing the joke until this year's Scream Fortress, so when I saw it, *I* shit brix!!
>>584429619It's true that MMOs generally have more thought put into their seasonal updates than shooters, but TF2 used to have more content for its winter holidays. The first Christmas event actually gave us a bunch of new weapons.
>go home after tiring work>boot up TF2 and want to play FaN scout to chill and have fun>queue casual KOTH only>get absolutely zero match unless i queue up payload>pr0snipers dominating the field>the game straight up became unfun>disconnect, que again>get matched into the exact same server>que for KOTH only and actually wait>finally get a match>it's about to end, and it's dominated by pr0snipers as well>match ends>map change imminent>almost everyone leaves>new map, but it's 3v3 to 5v5>by the time the match is 3/4 from finally ending, the matchmaking systems have finally collected the players>match is over>rinse and repeat>give up casual matchmaking>look up community server>mostly modded minecraft/achievement shit Holy CHRIST i HATE matchmaking systems. God fucking DAMN why haven't they gotten rid of that shit? I just wanted to play some regular ass TF2.
>>584434493are you playing in fucking antarctica or some shit? not even asia servers are that bad
>>584434573I'm in Asia region. The topmost community server is some korean vsh server and below it is a 24/7 2fort with 18 people in it.Is Asia region just cursed?
>>584434653I connect to Tokyo/Hong Kong/Singapore casual servers regularly and never face long queues unless it's literally 3-4 AM on a weekday or fucking Scream Fortress but the "everyone is chasing contracts" curse applies to every region as far as I can tell
>>584434653>>584434796Maybe we should all be Steam friends...
>>584434796I'm convinced that the green bars in the matchmaking tab is a lie.And good God, degroot is empty as fuck. That was my favourite game mode and nobody, and i mean NOBODY, plays it.
>>584434989a whole 3 people to populate a community server with>>584435043didnt zesty make a video on what the green bars actually mean
