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Digitan LOVE
>>584097714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPdmvzZRnyM
Hey
the final spurt is always the best one
Anyone else noticed how all the
What's the difference between balance, stamina, and sprint in auto?
>>584097819i want my final spurt to be inside Ai-chan
G2 Ireland Trophy is STARTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IRELAND!
Chrono wife when?
Think I worked her too hard today
>>584098043RapeSexMate
butts
Kamunyak wins G2 Ireland Trophy at TokyoThis one is the last one for me for today, see you in 18 hours for next races
Good raceKamunyak back on the scoreboard
kamunyak bros our mare is confirmed irish now....
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3https://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3
what the hell happened to Sekitoba East gassed out so hard
>>584098118BAKUSHIIIIIIIN
Kamunyak won because the spurt started on a straight and she's descended from El Condor Pasa
Kamunyak joins Lavanda as the 2nd ever Ireland Trophy G2 winner, Congratulations!
>>584098098Boobs >
sex fuck uma sex cum umanko
>>584098118another pasaspawn wins today, nice
One last Ireland before I go to sleep.
>>584098098Wife
>>584098261Now you're speaking my language
excellent OPmarvelous morning coffee
Remember to breed your Erus in celebration
Oguri is the Forrest Gump of umas
Stopping for now too, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, special thanks for >>584098118for keeping track of the winners, there's 2 more allowance races so if you stay watching good luckLast G2 of this week is tomorrow, the MBS Sho Swan Stakes G2, won by>Bamboo Memory (1989)>Sakura Bakushin O (1994)>Hishi Akebono (1995)>Taiki Shuttle (1997)Winner of this race also gets a slot on the G1 Mile Championship I hope you can be here to watch them, and as always I hope you have a Marvelous Sunday!
>>584098468My mother said life is like a box of chocolates, and then I eated it
>>584098587That was a good comic
5-0 so far
>>584098680congrats anon im proud of you
>>584098680fuck you anon im disappointed in you
>>584098680peak
0 for 15 btw
>>584098860Open League is next door, newqt...
>>584098860thats okay sweetie, let's do our best next scenario
>>584098680The ravenous Oguri cap, eating bourbon's chocolate, and rice's halloween candies after she ate and drink all of santa's milk and cookies
It's very tempting to swap to two dominators...
>>584098860Riko misses you bro, open league is waiting..
>>584098974you need four dominators for optimal performance
>>584097671this is as bare minimum as one can get what
why didn't they use one common suffix?
>>58409868019-1CURSE YOU TAMAMO CROSS
>>584097862
>>584097714>>584099179Sex with Flash
eishin flash likes to flash her eishin to random men
>>584098860its ok! i still think you trained your umas to do their best and thats ok as long you have a single win then that means nothing was in vainkeep it buono! and have BIG hopes!
>see someone with mambo horse in the cmsoul>independent learner>souless
>>584097862Stamina sacrifices some wit (or maybe power? I dont remember) for extra stamina, while sprint sacrifices stamina for wit (or power idk). It's like a difference of 50 stat points usually though so it doesnt matter that much
>>584099114>using Wedding Curren >setting CTaiki for both parents even though WCurren has an accel unique & Turbo Sprint in kitShameful
>>584099281not much from my limited personal testing
>>584099443ctaiki is velo tho
>my trainee showed up with another man
Are you really a trainer if you don't cook with a rice cooker and air fryer?
>>584099548Isn't it Current Speed like Spe which is why it's so good?
>>584099580You mean you don't?
curren more like cuteren
curren more like cummen
Tachyon LOVE
curren more like come the fuck on what is this rng
>>584099831Runs are seeded
I HATE CURREN
>>584099943nigger daisuki
its been sunday for a few hours and no one has posted the marvelous soundpost, /uma/ has fallen
I ate Curren
>>584099993Oguri that was a currant
is there any reason in particular why Mayano works like this? where do the extra 500 Skill points come from?
>>584099979
>>584099979She sukis you too anon
>>584100026that's just auto mode
>>584100119No, it's not. It's Mayano Top Gun in Auto mode
If stamina debuffs stop working in round 2 then I'm screwed
>>584100026auto plus high raceist bonus deck?
We fucked
>>584098098
>>584100294You shouldn't take advantage of special needs umas
so what did we learn?
Oguri Fat as in Obese
Can't wait to job hard round 2
>>584100048look at her go!
>>584100413non-front mains are pussiesopen league bros think too highly of themselves
>>584100413i want sex with rice shower
>>584100413the best way to counter spechud is actually to run bad paces and fronts and force her too high for claw
>>584100413Front Runners are impossible to catch even if they're just UG4I should build a team with every single member with debuff for those bastards (and then job hard again for any other reason)
>>584100431oguri fat as in pregnant with my kid
>>584100618>even if they're just UG4why are you bringing rankslop into this? anything well build can compete as long as it's UG2+
>>584100302wtf I love AI
I want to have a threesome with Oguri and Creek while Tamamo watches
you just know anyone who uses the uma rank as an indicator of anything have no idea what they're doing
Helios knows that Palmer is a fake gyaru
>>584100750it was helios who converted her
the game is actually matchmaking and trying to sabotage me into group A wtf
i want to have a threesome with Helios and Palmer while Ruby watches
>>584100664Me toohttps://gofile.io/d/3E4bZcse
>>584099979BROWN LOVE
>>584100687Tamamo has way more important things to worry about
i really need....
>>584100621Marriage with Helios' pretty friend
>>584100845Feel so bad for Suzuka's trainer
>>584100845Wish I had a man to rub mine like this
>>584100785just happened this to me, they started throwing me between <UG4 shittiers and got into group ANow i have to lock in remaking the whole team because they kinda suck despite high rank
>>584101070Teiobro…
>>584101070ywnbaw
>>584100964Pig coded uma (very cute)
>>584101102small dick energy post
>>584101070Ardanposter...
>>584101070shut up umama
>>584101070there are like 5 billion men just go outside
>>584100413i kneel to spechud
>>584101070Almond danchou...
>>584099942No you don't
>>584101241The right one is not outside
>>584101074I've gone 2/5 and 1/5 so far and suddenly got thrown two lobbies with nothing above SS and both with new playersthe Golshi has one accel, she shouldn't be placingI've already burnt my borrows today on instantly bricked runs so I have almost no chance or remaking my team for group Astill can't decide whether to bail
>>584101127Canonically ugly...!
>>584101323There's literally nothing ugly about Dantsu. She's basically perfect.
>>584101307they definitely aint here either
>>584101361she has self-esteem issues but not in the sexy way like natie does
>>584101316Twin tails are peak
how is the long s curren's performance?
>>584101323She's the very cute and kind girl who undeservingly gets dealt a bad hand and gets an abusive trainer husband...unless you roll for her and save her from that fate.
>>584101321P*ssy bitch n*gga
>>584101413natie isn't sexycute though
>>584101413Nothing a good handholding and cuddling and kissing session can't fix
>>584101127>her roommate is Mirakohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
Why can you not multi-delete dead followers?
Dantsu Flame is literally #1 on my umas I would marry list.
>>584101591I'd risk my pull plan on her, as a front/late chud who has no use for a middling pace chaser who doesn't even activate her skill as either front or late
If I don't win plat in this CM I'm running the open league and playing MANT next CM.
natie isn't sexyor cute
cygames are cowards for not giving an alt of the real tamamo
>>584101580japanese devs have a religious opposition to usable ui and QoL. i was wishing the same thing when i cleared my follows from 70 to 20ish
>>584101676>playing MANT for sprintlol
>>584101413What's the difference between their self-esteem issues?
>>584101591Do you have NTR fetish?
>>584101580you can if you're not retardedit's just kusaigames doesn't want you to
>>584101696bro timmy can't get higher than 1200 speed anyway are you retardedgo any higher than that and you're not staying in A+
bellyjob from fat pig umas...
>>584101685kindergarden tama is off limits
>25% rainbow TE's worth of songs coming at me consecutively>They came during the final seasonokay
>>584101734Dantsu Flame isn't curren
>>584101750do it on unity bwo
>>584101750You can for both statements.
>>584100518
they're all ears
Don't let your trainee realize this or you're done for
Post umas with big ass to bury yourself into
oh my god he's done it
>>584102037This is titty hours you'll have to come back later
You're now an experienced trainer, and there are many to select, choose your:1) Wife (1)2) Uma BFF (1)3) Umas you really really want to fuck (up to 3)4) Umas you want to hang out with as friends (up to 5)5) Uma you want to train just because she's really good and no relationship involved (1)Consider that you can consider 3 and 5 even as something you actually did in your career.You can choose in the 4th selection even those umas you see as sister or daughters or whatever parental relationship you want to fantasize
>>5841021635I pick your oshi
>>584102163that's way too many decisions
>>584102083I've seen than name is public rooms
>>584101870Official bio says she cannot say no when people ask her to
>>584102163Rob Roy is my daughter.
>>584101127what a fatty
neat
>>584100845paizuri
>>584102473fuck you 4AM pound cake is normal
>>584101993big ass donkey ears
46 minutes till comfy hour
>>584102458I want to nuit in de scarlet
>>584102627It's already comfy. Isn't dead = comfy?
>>584102594pounding Buono's cake at 4am..
15/20 de pyon
>>584100413i love Spei love Buenai love Cesarioi love Epii love Tacti love Efforia
I used two stamina cards
>>584102810bullshit, this is a 3 stam scenario
>>584102037call me black because i want to eat fat asses
>>584102930black
>>584101876but MANT was sovl
>>584102708How the hell does Free Win Bourbon have less wins than Cafe
>>584102930Hello black because i want to eat fat asses
>>584100845>my oshi is so flat that she's not in this folder
jiggers... doko?
>>584102037
>>584103064
>>584103062Burbin doesn't have long S but also Cafe is an end closer and end closers are Just Better
>>584100845wow i love AI slop now
>>584103092jigg but Helios butt
>>584103158why isnt anyone doing cafe or suzuka?
>>584103249
>>584103249for the same reason mcqueen is not on the list
>>584103249nothing there to squeeze
>>584101127She actually does look like a pig huh
>>584103569More to love
>>584103569The ear covers being pink doesn't help
You
>>584103485God imagine how nice it would be to hug Suzuka. Your hearts so close to each other....
>>584103771You can't post that
>>584103423but digital is a chestnut///
>>584103771Ardan isn't that weak to raw primal sex
>>584103771Post more
>>584103718big tits with no ass will fill your hands, but big ass with no tits will fill your heart.
>>584103772pearl wife
I learnt about friendship training with support cards and how for sprinters like Bakushin speed would be better to develop alongside wits.But do these stats change according to the type of race mainly (distance) or the type of uma (front, pace, late, end)? I think the former, with speed and power being more important in shorter distance and then power and stamina being more important the longer the race? Is this right?Or is there a connection with the position (front, pace, late, end) as well?Thinking on doing Urara as my third uma career, and I see she's a late/end sprinter on dirt fields and I'm uncertain on whether to still just go with speed and wits.
>danchou made fun of me in club chat for not making it to group A
>>584103892She doesnt really have a big ass either though
>>584103817
>>584103928>mfw danchou did better than me
>semen retention line is at 1.1 million
>>584103905Lates and ends use less stam than fronts and paces, if you're running Haru just focus on speed and power and skills.If you're new don't worry too much because you'll work this out naturally
>>584103905Speed is speed and this is a racing game, you always want that as high as possible. The reason people have lower wits or power when training for long races is because you need the stamina to survive the race and have to make concessions somewhere. You basically always want max speed, enough stamina to survive the race, and as much power and wit as your deck allows you to get while fulfilling the first 2 points.
Also, can I reload the guests to see if I can get someone else? What's that 'Affinity' thing?
Once you retent your semen, do you fight lower rank opponents for more boxes?
>>584104017>i'm so close to not retain my semeni'm so fucking scared
>>584104027>>584104051I see, thanks. Yeah, I started a week ago and only did Scarlet and Bakushin's career for now. Umu. I'll keep in mind speed>power/wits if stamina allows. I now see why guts it he joke stat.
>>584104017it's 1.01M don't scare me like thatodds I update an uma just in caseevens I go to bed and stay there until I fall asleep0 and >>584104087 fucking dies
>>584104017I'm shocked too, i did my team for 970k I get 1mill a week and now everyone improved their umas wtf
Should I bother doing more races in clanker runs or just let it go with whatever
>>584104054No, guests are your friends shared parent umas>affinityBasically it raises the chances of 2 important RNG events in the career, don't worry yet if you're new, just focus on upgrading your team and learning to play
>>584104221have you watched Frozen?
>>584104203>0 and >>584104087 (You) fucking diesthe fuck did i do
OMG! (ﾟ∀ﾟ) The Final Sprint!
>>584104253uh, maybe? the ice disney thing from a while ago right
>>584104054Affinity is the compatability between the parents and the uma you are training. It's an addition of numeric values that depend on the uma's relationships/shared aptitudes and how many G1 wins they share. Dont worry about it for now if you're new, just know that you want to achieve double circle affinity with your parents. It makes the inspiration events at the 3 goddesses statue stronger/more likely to pass down more stats and skills.You can find parents via the links in the OP. Just search for umas with 9* stamina or power blues for now. for simplicity's sake
>>584104017it will not go up to 1.1mil until GM you are safe
>THE MOE AAAA Thanks for My Life
>this haru urara on average is lowest earner in my teamAny idea that's wrong with her? Looks good
>>584104385witlet
>>584104385shit wit and some of her gold skills arent particularly consistent
>>584104385most of those skills literally do nothing until you've passed the crucial power threshold of 1354
>>584104385Thats' only 87% skil proc rate
>>584104385witlet, you probably only get 3 of 5 golds per run
>>584104054when you complete a career your uma is saved as a veteran, in that menu in your screenshot. then you can use them as a parent in your following runs, like a roguelikeaffinity means that the parent is well suited for your uma, and is more likely to give you nice things during certain events in career, it can get complicated so there are dozens of explainers/guides for it on YouTube
is this an uma attack
>>584104483>>584104476>>584104469>>584104457>>584104407But my others characters are kinda same wit and they doing a lot of points though?
whale gamewhale life
>>584104054On early April 2nd year and third year you get to roll stats/aptitude/skill hints bonus from your parents/grand parentsAffinity increase the chance for extra rolls. It's a bit in-dept min/maxing for beginner/casual but core mechanic for serious competition.
>>584104237>>584104337Alright. Guess I'll put it in the back of my mind for now and just focus on which one give better stats for now.What black sorcery is this, I'm scared reading this>>584104469>>584104476
>>584104568The hero that defeated Rice Villain, who inspired Tokai Teio to never give up
Wait, this on top left isn't a support card I equipped though? How does this work?
>>584104497police brutality actually
>>584104671Use site like chronogenesis.net or uma.moe to find borrowing parents/support.
>>584104697damn daiwa framemogging wodka right now
>>584104782Random cards can spook you. In really rare cases the event chain can even finish. I once got the Cafe SR stam card to finish. I hate that feature Sharkur Wit almost too
>>584104782The can and will randomly invade your run. It can even finish the whole chain if you are super lucky
>>584104671you get extra stats in your next two careers if you work on a jiggie
>>584103940men.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L682O6tX9Xk
>>584104935
>>584105019OGURI YOU FAT FUCK! ALL YOU DID WAS EATING FREE FOOD! EVEN SPE SANG THE SONG
Steeplechase Sunday
I have a weak spot for Urara by the way.
>>584105019
I love my book wife
>>584103939proof?
Tripping balls with Matikanefukukitaru
>>584105385deck?
This single fan is definitely me isn't it.
>>584105252Dumb Uma.Should have never been accepted into Tracen.
>>584105051cutest event cg
>>584105467You're the fan who believed when no one else did
Is Meek's condition in the Ura finale dependant on how many duels we do with her?In my first Scarlet run, she was a newbie monster to me, with stats in the 800s, in my Bakushin run, she was at around 500s.
>>584105629yes, the more duels the stronger she gets
>>584105470All umas are dumb.
when will they learn?
>>584105467Cute newfriend,
>>584105470Why so cruel, Bakushin isn't the brightest either, but I grew to love her a lotI'm certain Urara won't be any different
>>584105721the difference is Bakushin is actually a competent runner
>>584105696Oguri is taller than some anons here
>>584105760she's taller than me
taishin is so fucking tiny jockeys are manlets and hee still looks too big for him
>>584105763
>>584105789pls be in mambo
>>584105760..I'm safe.
>>584105760delete this
>>584105450though that's with 15* stam sparks
>>584105821
>>584105870nice
>>584105974
fat smelly neet 250 lb 30+umas for me?
>>584105974Dober if her trainer was female
>>584106020gold city
Fat smelly old men? Where?
>used a concert song calculator>ends first concert like thisweewoowaawooweewoo
Kissing Kris S's feet
>>584106047I want an orenji hug too
>>584106250Sex?
>>584105835i am...
>>584105974evil dober
>>584105835i am in autis/uma/
>>584106387mambw-
>>584106306that is a child you freak
>>584106607>late burger hours
>>584106607Holy fuck, sex it is then.
>>584106636burger hours never really end
>>584106387same thing
I'm starting to think i missed some crucial fundamental or developed a bad habit early in GL that stayed with me. Surely i shouldn't be gluing that many runs...?
>>584105763>>584105821>>584105895evening...
>>584104203>do a TT run on GL>comfiest run ever>get semen retention securedmaybe GL is not the issue only longslop...>>584104265You know what you did, yet you lived
>>584106724kafe it's not even noon
>>584106691Today was my worst day for gluing runs but that's because I got slacker twice and then two more that just didn't come anywhere near stat curvesIf I was more aggressive in hitting those curves instead of settling for 1500 or being hopeful I'd easily double the runs I gluedsame with the runs I continue despite vibes being off, like late SP songs, burning all dates by mid classic, not dating by mid classic, not enough wit clicks, too many wit clicks, ...
>>584106691It's called Glue Live for a reason bro
why is my club rank dropping again
>>584106913Anyway I accidentally edited out the point of my post but the point is that GL fucking sucks and after 3 months active players should have worked out what a passable run looks like and what a bad run looks like, and passable runs are rare, let alone good runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuXP2GipwAEwaiting room up
>>584106946mambwo... i'm still making aces...
>>584106724SEAbwo...
>17 years old
>>584106946mambwo...
KINO
Doctor Risk my fuarking hero
>>584107017CM has already started
>>584107227Pojebana sprawa, że Czecha na /uma/ widzę
danchou...i don't feel the flame anymore...
https://youtu.be/yLTnCUkMDAs1998 Kyoto Daishoten- 3 year old Seiun Sky prep race for Kikka ShoSeiun Sky's oonige looks and feels different from suzuka's, the horse was a trickster indeed
>>584107330you want your danchou to... heat the flame inside you?
>>584107320Zajebiste!V Arcu jsem fandil kaštanové raketě
>>584107227Awesome name. Shame the local races are over at my area
>>584107243they're not good enough for A round2...
A pattern... seems to be establishing itself..
>>584107464Ja też, szkoda że 13 miejsce ale to nadal młody koń więc mam nadzieje że uda mu się wygrać jakieś G1
Every CM i only spend like 5-10 runs making a group A finals viable ace. It shouldn't take you more than 2 days. If you are gluing more than 1 every 5 runs then you're probably doing something wrong.
>>584107660I have a team of shitters that took 3 digits numbers of runs to make.I am for sure doing something wrong.
>>584107532Mambro... knowing when to give up is important too...
>>584107227also shout-out to the two lads with a kaicho plushie and a bunch of uma pinsyou looked more like redditors than someone who goes here but hello if you read this
this deck consistently gives 4k SP, I need parents that will actually give me shit to buy
>>584107660normally same, but the goddesses had it out for me this month
>>584107787were any of them hotwhy didn't you say hi
>>584107806use your RP!!!
>>584107006>goldepisodeisleep
>>584086054there is no way i got doxxed in open league>>584086432this is the deck I used
Every time i work out and i'm about to lose strength or I think of giving up, i think of Mr CB. Her hope gives me the courage to take on the entire world.
I'm dead
>>584108190at least we can die together
>>584107660I dont want a horse that's just viable for A finalsI want my favourite horses to fucking crush the competition every race and stomp on their fucking faces and make them all cry
>>584107870>goldepisode>iship
>>584107806bro auto never finishes chains so you wont get leap you just borrow a crazy parent
>>584107936this but fat falco
>bwooooooo just run 4 extra races gwo>in grand life!!!>burn you're energons zwocchadhud!!!!!i am so fucking mad right now why did i even bother with this chudass uma
>>584107912kek
>turbo jobber to 5-front lobbies>cool, group B is comfy anyway>gamba wins from golshi and diaAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>584108415I've found it's better to run as many of those races pre-summer
dibuki
>>584108415who?
>>58410841510 races in the career is on the high end but having to use stamina on half of them (4+fan goal), and the other half are in senior year, is fucked
>>584108415digitan? just complete the races for her secret event, nonny
I think this is the first Curren Chan Completionist I've seenActually, I'm surprised that completionist titles aren't more commonly worn in general
>>584108729I think that's tamachud
>>584108646>>584108729>chudass umaThat can only mean Tamtam
Asking in case there's any knowers heredoes CB actually give hints for spurt or is it just listed to bait people into using her>>584108759Most people probably don't have completionists, I expect people that got them will use them (but I'm also biased because I use mine)
>>584108759I think most people don't bother heavily mutating umas to run well on things they aren't built for
>>584108890Gold City is not an End Closer.
i didn't ask
i did
I'm sad...Can someone post uma boobs?
we did
>>584108890yes
boobs you say
>>584108984No, but I'm making the mistake of trying to train one
I’m feeling normalPost umass
if you want to see a boob just look at the mirror
I'm pissedPost umanko
Nigga why are you running 2 debuffers with SS+ ace
which uma would have a piss fetish
>>584109141thats a rabbit
umapiss has many significant medicinal purposes and health benefits
Any jongers around?
>>584109217King Halo
>>584108890I've gotten spurt from her a few times when I was building my TT golshi and digitanYou kinda have to luckshit on her hints appearing at either speed or wit though. If you're running welfare shakur, that one can give hints too, so you have more chance to roll a skill hint for spurt
>>584109323hi
>>584109217marvy
well my stupid idea didnt pan outim not really motivated to try something else so i guess im sitting the cm out
can't wait for marvelous sunday races
>>584109447Post room my nyagger
*coughs blood* that's it for me this cm....
>>584109323I've been trying to fall asleep for almost an hour but can't find 2 more and we have a game
>>584109083
>>584109498those are marvelous sundays
>>584109452total front genocide best day of my life>>584109493lying in bed posting on /uma/ on your phone and playing mahjong is the best way to fall asleep
>finally hit the run>fail a 2% in summer
>>584109485Majsoul Friends Room 57883(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=57883I assume default settings is the norm
>>584109452>Pama + Kita & still goes 0/5Are you a newbie?Did you understam?
>>584109663me on the left
>>584109630Come now, we're not barbarians from /mjg/. Those peasants play >sanma
>>584109630started
>>584109881stop forcing pure japanese umas to pose in such uncouth ways. baka.
>>584109919
>>584109964grassu wouldn't do this.... she's not like those wild white women...
Umaboobs
>>584109485OH HOLY
hey where da white wimin at
Umass
awake for 20+ hours again
wow 20 whole hours
My dirt CM Brian somehow wins sometimes.
>>584110214was the theme of this team ugly-ass umas lmao
>decline woman's offer to date you>+40 WITWhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>5841103037 and you lose finals
>>584110362yare yare
>>584110008I have bad news for you anon...
2nd alt?
>>584110352Nothing good comes from women.
tama scheduled a 3rd shift in a row again
>>584110421wouldn't you already need to have high WIT to reject women?
tama is a poorfag so she is fine working 20 hours shifts
doctors work long shifts too
>>584110486Wit training is about repetition
MY DAUGHTER
NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A GROUP
>>584110412nyo...
in order for one uma to winthe other umas must lose
>>584110593She and Bakushin have the same petals themed eyes I noticed
>>584110676the succubus eyes
I DONT WANNA CHASE DISTANCE S ANYMORE I DONT WANNA CHASE DISTANCE S ANYMORE I DONT WANNA CHASE DISTANCE S ANYMORE I DONT WANNA CHASE DISTANCE S ANYMORE I DONT WANNA CHASE DISTANCE S ANYMORE I DONT WANNA CHASE DISTANCE S ANYMORE I DONT WANNA CHASE DISTANCE S ANYMORE I DONT WANNA CHASE DISTANCE S ANYMORE THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE
>>584110676those are sakuras. Bakushin has it bc of her crown name; ulala has it because haru means spring, which is the season where the cherry blossoms (sakuras), bloom
>>584105394Holy fuck Suzuka's flat tits are so hot
>>584110785Chiyono is the only Sakura who doesn't have those petalsMaru's genes were too strong
>>584110862Urara stole her eyes
too big
>>584110776>there must be more to lifeyessu, and it's called umapyoi
chiyono predates the theme of giving sakuras the sakura eyes
i need
4K DLSS Quality looks better than 4K native with some shitty anti-aliasing
chiyono predates on my dick
i predate whatever you say and your ass
I love my umawife
you're postdated old man
>>584110889>too bigwtf do you want then, nigga? a fucking washboard chest?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1kUKSw_Jc&feature=youtu.beTHIS is Gentildonna's song?I'm in love What the fuck
>>584111018that would be so fucking hot>>584110987shut up finemoaner
>>584111018yes
I go on dates with light hello to improve my trainee's mood
>Je Suis Sans Peurguess horse had one fear after allstill finished all the obstacles though, well done
>>584110808true
>agp finemotroon hoursgood morning saars
>>584111018>a fucking washboard chest?That's what Suzuka is.
Isn’t Dream Journey really cute?
>>584111105Truly trainees want to be cucked
>>584111170She is I want her to stab me
I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a fat little chud
>>584111018that only adds to her sex appeal
>>584111205This but unironicallyPreferably three times
is frenzied front bad or good
>>584111220Rice would sing this
>>584111251bad for Arima Kinen since it forces them to only rush for 5 instead of rolling 3/6/9/12
Furashu...
>>584111251Fuck you man
>>584111170flatties are the cutest
>>584111292wtf
For me? It's Symboli Rudolf.
is there a single symboli who isn't a fraud
>>584111294smug
>>584111131>>584110889>>584110808>>584111229Suzuka is a future proofed uma. No saggy tits when she's a hag.
>>584111471what does 21751 mean
>>584111471sweepino WOULD say this
>>584111505but what if i like saggy tits?
Bros when do we getting Wit Sweepy free rolls?
>>584111170if i put a paper bag on her head, and pad her bra, then yessu
if you think im kidding, chiyono was invented by cingrey manga which predates the game
>>584111321The fuck? There's nothing there...
Good afternoon
actually chiyono was created by sedan
mambo
I think Chiyono is based on a real life horse but don't quote me on that
chiyono was invented by my cum
>>584111593>cingrey was 2020>jp chiyo was 2022huh, never knew that. i'm guessing that was when they started working to license the other three current jp sakuras
>>584111634The fuck are you on? It's almost 10PM in here.
>>584111734You're crazy, it's 7:22am
chiyono was invented by maruzensky's almost infertile eggs
>>584111734bwo it's 1PM...
>>584111802then why are you awake
>>584111830>>584111734>>584111802its actually 12pm
>>584111170>>584111321>>584111614Good to groom and make completely dependent on me, yeah.
Dober's boobsDober's armpitsDober's thighs
>>584104385She has no accelerations, 564 is bad, moving past and beyond isn't good on miles usually, get pump instead. For second inherit get something like triumphant pulse or red shift even. Get on your left instead of lightning surge (change LS to leap forward if you can).
>>584111734saar, stop larping, saarit's only almost 4:30 pm, saar
HER NAME IS TANNHAUSER
Why are male trainers like this?
>>584111863My job has me work from 10pm to 6am usually so I sleep during the day
/uma/ is not beating the brown allegations
>>584111580>Free Sweepy in 10 daysRip bros
>>584111958Sluthauser
>>584111985Me on the right
>>584111580/uma/ is collectively skipping Sweepy, haven't you heard?
>>584111913And remove those gold recovery skills and get as much white speed skills (and extra acceleration like updrafters fighter, whatever you can buy) as you can too. Get stamina to 600 or so, especially if you're going to buy stamina draining skills.
>>584111040
supiki
>>584112147sutupid
It's 1AM actually.
Which should I be running as part of the 3spd2wit for Tamamo Cross? Kitasan and Tachyon are the other two
>>584112147they're called CRYERS because they CRY
Make a jiggie
>>584112049But it's a good end card, also i dont want to make danchud sad
>>584111580>Wit SweepyNo one is rolling for that
>>584109630>it's a west gamedare I say, based? it's 6:30am tho gotta go to sleep before the sun is outthanks for the game, see you at reset
>>584112147
ended up with groundwork ayoibers because none of the chains finished
>>584112147CRYER
>>584112251Chowayo!
Put the boots on, Vodka.
>>584109630>>584112249That was supposed to me MY win!!!!gg, fun game. nice comeback by the winner
>>584112147umimamaki..
dickpull xmas daiwa scarletyou only got 2 days left and her only alt is gone forever
I love cryers
I hate cryers
>>584112310PUT SILLY DOWN!
uh oh early domi
I love boobs
>>584109630>westGG
My friend thinks that I like teio because of the cute season 2 yuri.I just wanna fuck teio
>>584112504>I just wanna fuck teioEveryone saying this
>click speed>get 72 powerbwaaaaa
>>584112504Can relate
>>584112504>I just wanna fuck teioNo one is saying this
>>584112239existing jighttps://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3https://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3
seems like long S is mandatory that xog has bis skills but no long s
>>584112427don't say that
>>584112216Shakur?
>>584112609Ok I'll trust you anon
only pedophiles like teio
>>584112703Projecting
it's time to queue, shitterbwos
Naisu raisu
>>584112690good luck!
>auto train>3.5k+ skill points>manual train>barely 2.5k skill pointFUCK
>>584112703>amerimutt still upyou should go to sleep bro
>>584112763nah, not yet
>>584112763Shitters queued hours agoWhat does that make you, anon
NA bro here. Just got off a plane in Italy. Game's not connecting, was I supposed to get a VPN?
>>584112843just a little longer now, kay?
holy fuark if you put dominators as pace they will proc domi earlier and potentially do it before accel phase
>>584112209heat mode
>>5841125041400 speed long S is basically 1600 tho
>>584112896shitterer?
>>584112903nyo are you using wifi or data
>>584112903V....
>>584112703you weren't supposed to point that out...
>>584112903fwatello.... è finita
what the fuck? ignited spirit wit is core in arima? my debuff pace is in front of my ace
13 minutes until goldshi cartoon
all this flattyposting is making me want to wank
>runaway suzukaworks but feel like I need one more ace
>>584112991v is a fat SEA creature tho
>>584112903YeppersYou’ll have to flatline
>>584112903cygames' games are blocked on some ISP for some reasonsat least that is the case for my shithole countrydon't dox me
man I just beat some poor oshigamers to death. bludgeoned them at 4am with my double murmur and golshi. Everytime I go to the twinkle magazine and any of my opponents have an ace with the caption "they haven't won a race yet" I die inside
>>584112903why are you in italy? uma live is in london
Will GM be easier
>>584113181you didn't get the mambo club meetup invitation?
>>584113270danchou...w-why? q_q
>>584113215deckwise, yes
>>584113161proof?
>>584113270>>584113308We are supposed to meet in the swiss alps, you dummies. Italy is for poorfags
>>584113341Umama told me in DMs
spitroasted at uma live london
>>584113393so no proof then?
comfy hours in 49 minutes
>>584112903works on my italian connection
Sprint (Fun) CM when?
Use a better rideshare
I forgot about daily borrow limits and burned through them all hoping for a perfect start...
morning
60s for fresh Mcqueen torment by Goldshi
lol
>>584113778its not morning retard
>>584113778buenos dias amigo
>eishin flash started kicking fencesgimlet is CORRUPTING your umas
>>584112903I don't know, maybe uma has some regionlocked stuff?Because in Italy the game works pretty fine.Maybe there are issues with the wi-fi from the place you landed. Dunno.
Stop lying, you guys are German... I'm the only italybwo here
Feno my beloved
I wish I wasn't latino...
none of you are white anyway you got replaced by ahmeds
We're back
>>584113778umallo
Dramma?
post scarlets
>>584114249dumb orange
>>584114232Whoa ho... very nice. Good parent borrow.
>>584114086no way bwo, I'm the only italian here...
Apple sexooooo
>>584114316Do you like Calstone? Will you roll for her?
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
fronts will control the frontline and we will control the backline! it's over for you frontchuds-*200L gap between fronts and the main pack*AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK
Italia doesn't exist
>>584114254Drumama
>>584114391Bless Witgod for saving fronts by releasing the rabbit strat.
double dom end is better than murmur slop
>>584111519love overflows
>>584114378Yes and yes, if I'm still playing by then
https://files.catbox.moe/e1dt2o.mp4
>>584114740I see. Thats good. I think she kinda italy coded, if you know what I mean
>>584111830>>584111890based fellow europoors
>>584109630I'm only a lower silver
I cummed inside Teio
Ardan, you're scaring me...
shiba shiba sore shiba shiba ashiba
>>584115008She knows what Jordan and you will do later
>>584114949many are claiming this
>>584114949
do we have a shion avatarfag yet?
Urara Love
>>584114746I clicked this link. I clicked a link on /uma/. To a MP4. There was 59% chance of this being zooporn. What the fuck am I doing and why do I gamble like this without even thinking about the consequences?
>>584115165You lose every gamble you don't take
>bro! You should totally do the graded league instead of the Open! Everyone knows that the open league is full of min/max faggos who prey on newfagsFuck you! I'm not going to listen to any of you anymore
>>584115063I don't feel that way about Jordan, sorry
>finally get a spurt hint out of CB>she doesn't finish her chainI'm so tired
>>584115249Theres one dominating strategy without any counters (runaway+fronts) and then theres everyone else trying to beat that, of course you gonna get caught up in the crossfire if you are neither side.
>>584115249
>>584115249Nobody has said this since OG Taurus cup
>>584115249lmao you suck
>>584114905me too buddy dont let that stop you from jonging with your dacchis
>>584115249Post your umas so we can lau- help you
>>584115387Fuck you Oguri! I'm not going to feed you never again!
>>584115249group b looks better anyway
>>584115607I also only get gold in BA btw
>>584115249Just settle for B group then (or redo your umas, if you're lucky you can do all 3 in 5 borrows). Usually round 1 doesn't take much to get through, here is my example. I'm pretty sure I can get to A final too.
>>584115587You never had to deal with raccoons before huh...
mood diff is real bros use two aces
exciting neck and neck finish in the Popler Memorial, Erik Le Viking with number 7 takes itonly the final Velká left in an hour, weather cleared up, turf is nice and soft and the beer keeps flowing
>>584115573I kinda want to play mahjong now, after I fap to uma feet after a race
how mad is this guy?
>>584115930probably clicked view results and didn't even think about it
What the fuckery is vokda doing
>>584115930mad with a dash
>>584115930xoggers don't watch races
>>584115249I run the same team, but Fuku armor instead of Tachy. I made it A round 2
it's absolutely pouring rain out. super comfy listening to the sound of it.
lmfao
>>584116128nigga wtf is wrong with this game
Gentildonna? More like Gentledomma
FUCK, I'M ON MY LAST BORROW RUN AND I STILL CAN'T GET A SINGLE GOOD UMA FOR THIS FUCKASS CM
>>584112209Do they know the effect they're having on their pedo trainer...
>>584116121i hope your home gets flooded and you die nigga
>>584116380this reset for sure
what print skills do i have to loopa this time? light as a feather?
As I was remaking McQueen, I decided to check gametora.Then I read her unique >Increase velocity with determination to keep the lead when positioned toward the front on the final corner. If in a long-distance race and still going strong, increase velocity greatly instead.>lastspurt==2>You have more than enough stamina (HP) left to carry out your last spurt at full strength.How exactly do I know if I have enough or not? Yes I want 0.45 instead of 0.35 incrase. At first I thought fully charged is that, but it's just about 1200+ power.
>>584116546>2 moods down and immediately recovered them within 2 turns
where are all my favourite posters
>>584116371i run this team
You bunch of nuggets better make a good machan parent in less than a week. Else I cant make my aces
>>584116841updating my parent now, check umadb
>>584116841why would i share my loopa with you?
>>584116723hey
>>584116841building a front needing a different parent every cm sounds tiringcan't just rely on good old oguri cap
>>584116841Looks like you'll be skipping next CM then.
>>584116841Only if you say pretty please
>>584117039Machan pantsu
>>584116841sent
I skip every race and then rewatch the ones I won
>>584116717Check umalator should get you good enough measure.
nice cm gwo
>>584117379this is just a man with boobs
>>584117539nah, I made sweet love to her and then she gave birth to Bright and Dober
>>584117539you're a man with boobs
>>584117539Man with boobs, you say?
Mambo!
>>584117456Give me the link pleaseHaven't checked that in a while, idk if I have it saved
>long cm releases>/uma/ is completely dead
>>584117783https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>its canon
>>584117506>the one with NSM wonokay im slotting yeppers into my deck now
>>584117843>longslop into sprintslopwe're heading into a great /uma/recession
>>584117843the frequent posters here are done with their CM aces long ago, no one does CM20 rooms anymore.
stareeee~~~~~
tried to update my bios but for some reason it doesn't show up after flashing to start the update thingy. and yes it's the correct motherboardwhatever...have to use my borrows meow
>>584118016sprint only sucks to play, it's kino to train forexcept the crazy people that run rice for every CM, have to deal with them complaining about failing haruten
>>584115249>reddit tachyonyou deserve it
>>584117318Tits too big. Too vulgar. Too rude.
stop being so dead, horsefuckers
>>584118103lmao brickedgood
fuck speed debuff manit lasts like forever in longslop
Why even do rooms when you can simulate 100 races momentarily on hakufaku
>>584118134>reddit cafe
>>584118153straight up retard
>>584118103Brick-182
>>584118147I'm gonna plap and impregnate Dober so hard until she'll grow a huge pair
>>584118195raping /uma/nons is fun
>>584118195cause it stupidly favors debuffers and in actuality fronts can still get away with it.
>>584118195>why play the game when you can run a simulationMaybe... i wanna have fun with others?
It would be great to be able to check everything in game itself without having to rely on 50 different external tools/sites. But I guess that's too much to ask for
>>584118195simulation is not enoughyou have to destroy them in a room match to crush their spirit
>>584118153when umamusume is a front runner
People will unironically look you in the eye and recommend a show saying its a cerebral mystery and that it might be too thinky for your tastes and you sit down and its the most bog-standard predictable slop for 6 hours straight
I love my personal humiliation ritual.
>>584118332We can have fun with each other without playing the game
>>584118340the only grinding games that have competent in game info systems are literal idle/incremental games, and sometimes not even them
I hate Grand Live (more like Grand SHIT) with a fucking passion holy shit
>>584118153
Finemoaner
>>584118389you and me both, bwo
that's what you get for not having good 9* stam parent
Banchou kawaii
How many of you are running Calstone out of sprints when she comes out
>sprintLETS GOOOOOOOOOOO NONCE SQUAD
>>584118578I'm not reddit, so not me
>>584118452love the neko
>>584118578Why would I do something ahistorical.
>>584118446come back home, anon
>>584118578>fr*nti'll just read her story on youtube
>>584118153the good posters are asleep
>>584118504
>>584118153>>584118452I love this dang catuma>>584118578it'll be the only time I train a front runner so she'll be running all 4 distances for me
Also Fine Motion is a hideous umamusumeSecond ugliest, second only to Grass Wonder
read kumiyabe seiun sky doujinthank me later
>>584118661but I just woke up
>>584115930Unless it's the first race of a run you're fighting ghosts
>>584118719>curren trannyyeah nah
>>584118713dont shay that...
>>584118719Morning wood status?
Paizuri?
What wrong with this umas? They cant win even the first round!
DAY BY DAY, AKOGARETESTEPY BY STEP, TSUMI KASA NE
>>584118395How naughty...
post the uma you're jacking off to right NOW
>>584118497Danchou...
>>584118594All three of them? My daughters.
>sprint cm>taiki dont workygreat so what the fuck do i even run now? all my niggas are sprint g except bakushin
>shitty sloppa[-]
I wish SR crystals weren't somehow almost as fucking rare as the rainbow crystals.So many of my SRs are at low LB and always have been, every month I get two extra of an SR card I already hadlike god damn I can't even poverty properly
>>584118798Machan, your skirt...
>>584118847
>>584118884Your oshi, Oguri Cap
>>584118803you listened to seriru. Big mistake.
>>584118874ive got another ryan in the wings. today for sure
>>584118847Mejiro McQueen BBC
>>584118884your camping taiki? retard?
>>584118803negative Wit FrontsNo accel GolshiBunch of wasted SP on bad skills like Unrestraind
>>584118884The classic trio Kingu Groove Bakushin
>>584118935wouldnt it be a nightmare to have to put panties like this on? you have to thread your tail through the hole and then pull them on against the direction of the hairs, then manage to get your legs through the holes while it is attached to your tailboneunrealistic image. 2/10
image limit alert
>>584118937does pulse even worky in 1200m?
Bake a new bread
>>584118803witletsretardliterally>>584119071??? yesretard
>>584118845I meant by talking about normal fun things here...
>>584119071Pulse is ideal in 1200m, even
>>584118738tickezo my beloved...
>>584119071the shorter the race, the stronger the pulseunless it's way too short
>>584118984mcqueen is not a size queen!
>>584118847>post your uma daughterfuck off
>>584116546>SSI fucking hate this game
>>584119270>>584119270>>584119270
>>584119260how bad can you be
>>584118884bwo, your King Commendation?
>>584119052uma tails are soft, flexible, and prehensile
>>584112242It lasts only 2 CM, you can just borrow
>>584119285A mix of shit songs, rainbows fucking off on both summers and barely any Hello procs
>>584118803Bourbon: No Kitasan Black inherit, thrown away bunch of skillpoints: On the Way to Our Dream, Straightaway acceleration, unrestrained. This is like 600 wasted skillpoints that should've went to speed skills (professor, double circles, front runner style skills, feature act, etc).Gold Ship: No straightway spurt, no Ryan/Dober inherit, wasted skillpoints in I wanna win with you and one gold recovery (get a little bit more stam), stamina eaterMayano Top Gun:Very low power, wasted skillpoints No stopping me, unrestrained, keeping the lead, moxie, deep breaths, straightway acceleration, on the way to our dream, no Kitasan inherit (I would run her as end instead).
I'm now the ruler of this thread.
I'm here. Acknowledge my presence.
