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>Latest patch:
https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki/
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
https://deadlock-api.com/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://edl.gg/
https://www.deadfrag.com/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>584108092
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Deadlast Danny LOL
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How can you be this useless, combined 0/10 in lane
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Tiny
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What are some essential cheats to install?
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>>584132608
He looks like a literal chimp what the fuck are you on about
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>>584132676
>hides who they were laning against
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Sex with shiv
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>First time baba
Is it me or is the entire hero design absolute garbage? Her entire kit feels like incredibly counterintuitive towards her own kit
Like you get spirit steal and bullet dmg increase, but then an ability that goes hard on heavy meleeing so you cant shoot bullets and 2 channel abilitys that prevent you from doing either of those
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>>584132676
silver players all play standard like it's TDM and spend the entire game diving into the enemy team and then turn around and tell you the hero is bad like there was nothing they could do
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>>584132774
drifter vindicta, its in the image retard
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>>584132676
By picking Silver, the worst hero in the game
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There are no exclusively homosexual heroes in the game.
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>>584132846
didun load 4 me
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I'm the one 800-hour Ivy downplayer. I've decided to try standard again, I've only played like 3 of those ever since streetbrawl was added back in Janurary.
I've now remembered that Ivy is a really good pusher, farm stealer and ganker. But she feels overwhelmingly useless in Streetbrawl by comparison because her base damage is too low and her cooldowns don't compensate for it when there's constant fighting.
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>>584132774
silverGAWDs...
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>>584132737
>>584132743
and he is still the most attractive one
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>street brawl mains
lol
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who will it be this time?
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>>584132971
Hypergigamogged by Victor and Drifter
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>>584132298
When will you learn, newfag?
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>>584133031
we need a cultivationchad hero
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>>584132718
can't argue with that
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>>584132834
She is ass, but also what else is she suppsed to do? Pop ult then fuck off from the fight to go farm? She does nothing outside of ult and eating every piece of cc the enemy team has.
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>>584133031
i imagine violet will be the one with the most fun/skillful kit despite how plain and boring she seems
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>>584132719
https://gamebanana.com/sounds/87697
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>>584133031
They don't call him Deadlast Danny for nothing
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>>584133031
I remember everyone regretting not voting for him because everyone ended up thinking he's really fun with a cool kit
>>584133087
Monkey King
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Doll hero next batch trust
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>>584133031
Violet, she has her voters but nobody who is voting Rat King or Danny is going to vote Violet after winning. Harrow sweep

>>584133078
WOW crazy misplay at every turn mate in 4 jesus these lesbians can gambit
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>>584133258
Imagine if the Stage Hands was an actual hero with a dainty voice
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has the reverse bunny suit graves mod been fixed yet
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>>584133397
She's a child
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>>584132787
In the top 3 hottest chars in the game for me, so based.
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>>584133443
out of ten!
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>>584133443
that's not an answer to my question
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>>584133481
This guy looks like he fucks grannies
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>>584133443
that's not true. she's in the same class as apollo, who is from his own dialogue, 18.
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>>584133443
That didn't stop Solomon
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>>584132948
ivy should look like this
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>the mafia representative is a rat
sad...
also what if Mildred that Baba hates got polymorphed into a rrat? deepest lore...
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Why are there so many people that buy Trophy Hunter when incredibly behind? Do people not realize that it's an item for juicing a lead?
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>>584133952
They're buying L-R
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>>584133952
its on my l->r bro im not thinking
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>>584133390
I remember seeing a webbum on wsg of a dude sitting on a doll maid's lap with "One more kiss, dear" playing
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>>584133078
>DYKE promised a threesome with anon
Anon is dumb as fuck. Should have acted nonchalant like the zoomers and break it off cleanly instead of raging.
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>>584133843
>valerie in C tier
you take that back you stupid son of a bitch
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>>584130675
I mained McCree in Overwatch, Cassie in Paladins and Punisher/Hela in Rivals.
I just like to shoot and headshots give me dopamine and I have to sweat my ass clean off to even win even if the enemy team has a 2-18-2 Graves, she was just suicide pushing into our base and no one but me lane janny'd
People forget that you win in this game by doing objectives and preventing the enemy from doing objectives
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>>584134192
Revolvers are cool
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Remove Vindicta already
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Literally the best character in the game.
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>apollo's blade is his family's ancient sword
>it's just some faggy rapier/fencing sword
Is his dad a femboy too?
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>>584134192
>People forget that you win in this game by doing objectives and preventing the enemy from doing objectives
not really no

you win by killing the enemy and demoralizing and tilting them
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>>584134441
the only problem is you have to play her, and she's boring as fuck. also they nerfed her fun gun build into the dirt
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>>584134465
His dad is a swole chad
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holliwife
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>repostin
imagine
>subtley racist mature but not old white anglo saxon man from academia who is a master of arcana with a posh accent and massive (but justified) ego
He would fit the game and period so much and I believe if anyone could get away with it it would be valve.
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Nurse Harrow in 2 days!
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>usually play support
>try Rat and Baba for something new
>every support on our team is rushing cult sac, going full gun/damage, and stripmining the map
>multiple Rem and Paige players with near 0 healing because they're throwing
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>>584134465
maybe they have more than one weapon
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>>584134441
I think she's stronger now with the new map, her turret/ult build seems good
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>>584134441
I hate playing her because shes so slow.
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>>584134750
now you know how it feels
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>>584134767
>turret/ult build seems good
Not falling for this trap
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>>584134548
I think Holliday would probably be top 3 most popular Deadlock hero if her kit didn't filter 90% of people that pick her but i don't mind just more Holliday for me
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How the fuck does Seven have one of the highest winrates among all ranks he feels genuinely atrocious to play
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>>584134750
I stoped playing carry because of those players. There is ZERO point playing carry if the supports take all your farm might as well play something that's strong at the start and be lobby admin.
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>>584134926
He's broken that's why. Have you seen his kit?
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>>584134926
Because he's strong, his winrate is held down if anything by the mongoloids that play him
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>>584134926
the reason he doesn't have a constant 80%+ pickrate and 70%+ win rate is because he doesn't have movement abilities
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>>584134926
Before the balance patch and later map change I could answer this question but now I generally do not know because he feels weak as fuck now too me. Maybe I just need to change up my build.
t. 100+ game R I C E R
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nothing feels quite as good as winning against some cheese shit like full spirit ult build mcginnis
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>>584134926
Seven is the most honest carry in the game
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>>584134872
>if her kit didn't filter 90% of people that pick her
i don't get how her kit filters people honestly
punch barrel, air strafe, headshot bonus, skillshot stun
maybe i'm just used to air strafing after quad digit tf2 hours but idk she seems really straightforward when i play her
i think people just think she's hard because she used to be numerically weak as fuck for the longest time
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儀式の完成を邪魔する者には死あるのみ。
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>>584134926
people don't believe in counterplay or doing things on the map
so characters like Seven get to free farm and take over a game with some stupid ult build
and he probably does it before refresher+unstop because nobody bought knockdown
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>>584133078
>>584134165
Imagine actually believing this story. It was a fun read but it's basically an erotic short story
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>>584134926
he is the mishima (not tekken 8) of this game. he is the most accurate representation of your skill level because his kit has no gimmicks, if your fundies are strong you will win
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>>584135195
I fucking love seeing McDyke players panic whenever they do their retarded ult and you just, walk up to them
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>>584134926
Even though it was Standard, I just lost a game where Seven fed Silver and Wraith. Only green item was Spirit Lifesteal and he had the lowest HP in the game. Went 2-14 before we finally lost. Confirmed most of the players are mongoloids who don't use voice comms or wheel
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>>584134465
retarded faggot
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>>584134926
I almost never touched him until just recently and he's stupid good. It makes sense that he's one of the devs self insert OC.
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>>584134926
>>584135213
Most honest teamcomp coming through
>Seven
>Venator
>Abrams
>Mo
>Mina
>Victor
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do ppl still see your pings if you get comm banned?
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Besides waiting for the shop update so we get some actually good gun items, how do (you) fix him?
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>>584134465
Maybe it's a magic sword that changes for the wielder

Better question is, why does he have it at school. Why isn't it at home in Ixia?

His father must have his own sword. Maybe it was his mother's sword
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>>584135752
remove traps
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>>584135752
Tighten the spread.
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>>584135361
>there are hellsweep "honesty" peddlers in my Deadlock general
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>>584135698
>>Seven
>>Venator
>>Abrams
>>Mo
These are all honest, though
>>Mina
>>Victor
Dishonest trash that should be removed from the game
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>>584135765
Because his dad is using Fairfax Industries Newest Patented Autorifles and Mosin Nagants
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Is it worth learning chess at 26? All the chess memes and Solomon have made me yearn for it.

I was always good at puzzles but I was too ADHD for chess as a kid.
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would a priest who has a crossbow hero work?
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>>584135752
buff grenade scaling
revert the trap AoE dismantle
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>>584133031
violet voters are so off-putting it's almost guaranteed to be violet.
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>>584135160
map's too wide now people can just run away better before the ult hits max range
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>>584136050
this is bait but i'll respond anyway
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Dynamo ult should disable Victor aura
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>>584135752
give gutshot more range and make trap stun for longer
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>>584135903
Mina is honest, falls off a cliff
Victor has a simple gameplan, go in die and respawn stunning everyone.
I put them there because I couldnt think of any other honest chars after Mo LOL
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>>584135752
lower the stun on gutshot or give him less health
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>>584134687
I had a more or less similar idea minus the accent. He was meant to be a summoner like Lone Druid or Annie from League, inspired by the alchemist class from Tales of Maj'Eyal.

>1, 2 and 3 allows you to throw red, blue and and green potions respectively, all of which are AOE
>your ult summons a golem, it has a long cooldown
>your potions cause different debuffs to enemies, and briefly empower your golem, giving it different new abilities
>pressing 4 while your golem is already out allows you command him to move somewhere or attack someone.
>the golem will always try to stay near you, or at least rush back to you
>holding RMB shows you your golem's skills, which you can cast this way, including a push, a spin and a defensive position
>your golem is bad at range, and you are defenseless at close-quarters, so you have to maintain a balancing act
>when near your golem, you can hold 4 for a moment, and after a delay, you will start repairing him to give him health, but this leaves you rooted and silenced until you either stop, or the golem is fully healed

He was meant to be an incredibly bitter and lonely old man who was trying to create life
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>>584136143
>give gutshot more range
I know you're joking but honeslty they should do this but keep the actual wall stun at the current range.
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>>584134687
Noted. Five more anime gacha waifus coming up! t. yoshi
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>>584136295
i wasnt joking, it has less range than a heavy melee currently
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>>584136368
well yeah because it's oppressive as fuck, I don't think buffing gutshot is the way though. Ungut his scaling and tighten the spread, if that's too much revert the HP scaling change to compensate.
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>haze press da 1
>haze press da 4
>OO I GOT EM DEY DED I LUV HVIN EXTRA CHROMEOSEOME!
>only one on the team who counterbuys so the rest of my team gets raped by haze's 1 + 4 combo
great game
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If Harrow and Violet get in last then it's proof that this game's community is homosexual
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>>584135698
mina WILL NEVER be honest im sick of niggers and yurifags spaming this wench saying shes underpowered. no bitch being able to click someone 5 times and deal 900 damage will EVER be honest.
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TODAY I WILL EAT TWO FUCKING CORN DOGS FUCK VIOLET FUCK HARROW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>584136573
A Haze that can hit consistant headshots is way scarier and more cancerous.
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>>584136573
Bro just buy disarming hex and metal skin bro
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Apollo 3 is still the most out-of-place move in the whole game right now. I feel like it doesn't even fit with the design philosophy of the game
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>>584136610
fagchads are superior to yuritroons, brown cumbrains and furscum in every way.
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>finally got mvp
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>>584136797
Disarming hex is genuinely dogshit and metal skin doesn't work into a competent haze since they either get curse or have merc mag.
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>>584136709
I'm honestly shocked and even repulsed by the fact he is still not in the game
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>>584136804
Every character's left click is the most out-of-place move in the whole game right now. I feel like it doesn't even fit with the design philosophy of the game
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>>584135271
Her barrel is just not a good fit and her ult is a support ult
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This is a Brown Man's game. And we're on top.
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>>584137309
SEVEN-SAMA......
M-MY KNEES!?
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>>584137309
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>>584137029
GJ, anon!
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when was the last gun hero added
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i think stam mastery might be the play on venator
i mean what the fuck else are you gonna buy, lucky shot? lmao
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So when if ever will we see remodels?

Surely not release
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>>584137563
rat king was released not too long ago
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>>584137563
silver & ven a year ago
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>>584137563
last week
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>>584137563
Late January I think?
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What does it mean if I understand Solomon's kit well enough that I can help the player on him shine. But when I play Solomon I just suck major cock with him.
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i'm building mystic slow kelvin btw
have fun
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>>584137597
I tried that when he came out but eventually just built movespeed like others. Gonna try it if I get him.
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everytime I see this hero in a match he either sucks ass and doesn't contribute much or feeds his brains out
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reminder that you didn't win the game in an honest way if you used R*t K*ng
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>>584137563
>2026
>I am forgotten
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>>584137823
I've had people try to convince me "le diminishing returns" but that shit STILL slows you to a fucking crawl when he builds it and is a valid item if you are ahead.
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>>584133952
if you're a long range nuke or support hero like viscoos, paige, or solomon, it's a pretty decent buy at any point because you just want the bonus shit with the sprint bonus
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street brawl players thinking rat king is still overpowered is so funny
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>>584137563
do you mean gun carry or gun building hero
'cause gun carry was venator
gun hero was rat king literally 6?9? days ago
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oh boy a baba in my game now i get to be useless cause im a spirit character for 40 minutes what a fun game
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>>584137948
He's a tank, not a gun hero
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>>584134441
I only play her when I wanna LARP as The Heavy or when i wanna do Rocket Barrage from the rooftops cause god knows you can't fucking play Turret build since everyone just instantly AoE nukes them now or shreds them with gun due to no initial burst protection anymore and if you wanna play a healer there's a bunch of better options
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>>584137309
>>584137510
I bet average Russian teenager is a better Deadlock player than your average /dlg/ dweller
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>team with newer characters win
wow, amazing game, I love getting team wiped by BBK (big black kween) and kusobaba going up and down non-stop
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>suddenly forced diversity is good when you want the devs to include at least one m1 carry every major patch
noticing
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>>584136804
deadlock is exploring new territory in gaming my man
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>celeste orb on me and im by myself
>support walks up to me
>i die
this shit has gotta be reportable right
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>>584137870
I think I enjoy Solomon but he really feels low impact. Half the time I'm hanging back throwing pieces around but it all feels cosmetic

You have to do a lot of actions for very little gain.
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nurse will be a gun support because she is orange
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>>584133443
GRAVES IS ONLY AN 18 YEAR OLD YOUNG ADULT YOU SICK FUCKING CHUD SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE A FUCKING BABY THAT JUST CAME OUT OF THE WOMB

IM GETTING REDDIT ON YOUR ASS CHUD BIGOT CREEP
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we don't play that street brawl shit here
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Is Shiv a good pick for a new player? I tried asking the friend who got me into the game but they're being a vague piece of shit and won't answer my questions
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>>584138386
It's kinda depressing to spend all your time mastering moving the bishops around to deal a little slice of damage every once in awhile in laning phase only to realize you can just build gun and deal higher and consistent damage. the payoff isn't crazy with this guy
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how do we feel about the fact that Harrow would be the DPS/m1gger of this batch of new heroes?
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>>584138247
Whatever you say Ivankovic
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>>584137870
the devs are afraid to make him stronger, because if reddit found out they'd quickly turn to racism like all other lgbt dominated communities
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>>584138558
as a graves/mina/vindicta main harrow being a dps spirit m1 carry would be a dream come true
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>>584138247
>YES we are subhumans, YES we are mostly cheaters, YES we annoying and rude, YES have 0 mental, YES we are currently dying in an embarassing war, YES we ruin every game we come in contact with but what if I call you a shitter! Checkmate!
Bro why even die on this hill. If it hurts you to see posts like this just hide them and move on. Oh wait, you're a russian so you're basically a child mentally speaking
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SHE WAS ONLY 16K SOULS YOU SICK FUCK
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Item that gives you weapon damage based on your max health when?
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>>584138595
>muh ivans
IVAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Schizo, get mental help
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>>584135752
Make his shotgun his alt fire
Replace Traps with something not stupid
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I'm so fucking scared.
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Spellslinger on Rat King?
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>>584135739
anyone know?
>im spam pinging 'pocket is dead' to the pocket on my team going 0-12 and i need to know if he can hear that shit because hes a non verbal autist showing no emotion
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>>584138285
Brawl is unplayable because of Rat and Solomon, both on the same team is broken
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>>584135271
It filters people by being a Headshot-demanding kit on a slow firing Revolver in a game full of movement trannies where everyone is far more mobile than in shit like Overwatch or TF2 + no forgiving hitboxes like in OW2 apart from BIG fuckers like Abrams and Werewolf Silver. Barrel Holliday sucks and nobody wants to be a Lasso Ultbot-- if someone wanted to be an ultbot they'd just play Dynamo, Mo, or Lash.
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>>584138021
mystic slow suppressor juggernaut
fuck your dispel magic lol lmao
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>>584138554
Pretty much. I'm sure some of us saw Zerggy playing gun Solomon and having way more agency over his games than dicking around with bishops.
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>meme mode
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can you still say the little line before a match starts? middle mouse doesn't do anything anymore
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>>584138672
It's just funny that you've been seething about this offtopic /pol/ for months spamming it in each and every thread yet you never improved at the Game in that time. Truly and definitively a skill issue on your part. And I know exactly what your next reply is gonna be because you're basically a bot atp. And it's so fucking funny.
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Kelvin's dome should do 1 point of damage to enemies caught inside it.
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is there some way to explore the map solo?
i have recently gained sentience and now i want to farm boxes and jungle camps during downtime but i always get lost
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Switch the word 'crumbum' for the word 'goy'
Do you like Rat King more or less?
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>>584138787
>3 of my mains are in the top category
>have a master's degree and own a house
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>>584136303
>he actually believes this when 5 of the 6 characters we just got were the gayest Reddit shit possible + literal insufferable Overwatch quality VA self insert OC of some libtard arts graduate
God I fucking WISH Yoshi was straight enough to do something like release 5 characters actually meant to visually appeal to people.

>>584134687
>subtly racist and mature but not old
I made a concept like this once but I imagine it never seemed that way to anyone who might have read it on the forums cause I know damn well that if I didn't outright hide it as much as I did the Reddit squad would have showed up and cried about it.
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>>584139260
Nah (don't fact check this)
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>>584138513
Please....please!!!please answer!!!
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>>584138787
woah.....i AM autistic and gay and i DO roleplay my character.......
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>>584139304
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>>584138513
play whoever you find fun
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yamato is hard
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>>584138787
but i play seven and am 6'3" thougheverbeit
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>>584138778
I still hear pings from people I muted so I assume you can still hear pings from comm banned people too but I don't know for sure.
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>>584139498
>ifunny.co
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Why is Paige is such a degenerate?
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For those curious, the only way you beat late game baba is if you stack every single anti heal on her
Otherwise she will heal so much that it makes even release victor blush with envy.
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>>584135752
Give him an actual gun passive OR a bigger magazine + higher rate of fire since he has a whole fucking drum on the damn thing but still only has 30 bullets at base and his fire rate scales like shit into late game. 60 bullets base would mean he can at least scale into McGinnis magazine levels to offset the lack of a damage passive and to compete with the mag sizes of things like Wraith and Haze and a higher rate of fire to get in the same fire rate echelons as Ginnis, Wraith and Haze would go a long way too.
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>>584137627
>ゲイ
google translate EOP bros...
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>>584139498
>ifunny

oldest /pol/fag
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Remember the patch where Valve added walljumps and people in this thread called them useless? Good times.
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>>584135752
What do you mean fix him, he's the strongest m1 in the game besides maybe rat king
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Why game filled with nigger faggots??
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>>584139778
Everyone who spent all day reading books before the internet was invented was a degenerate, even moreso the women
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>>584140240
Mediocre bait.
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>>584138513
Lowish skill floor
Pretty high skill ceiling. You need to get good at this movement tech to be be good at him, but you can also just let your team do the heavy lifting and just play as the cleanup crew
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I got MVP as Doorman.
The enemy Wraith was getting fed so I bought Refresher to time her out during teamfights. She didn't buy Indom.

I hope I didn't encourage another person to permaban Doorman.
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>>584140367
You win literally any 1 v 1 if you land your gutshot I'm sorry do venator fags think they should have everything and zero weaknesses?
Guess its not enough he has one the strongest lanes in the game despite being carry, SIGH, so weak.
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>>584136573
>press 1 and then 4
For me it's;
>run up in stealth
>sleep dagger
>heavy melee
>Split Shot and hold mouse 1 while they try to run/dodge bullets (but fail cause of Split Shot making it nigh impossible to miss)
>and then dash-leap over to them now that they have 0 stamina and THEN hit 4 to finish them off unless they're already super low, then I just shoot them cause I have them super-slowed with no stamina anyway.
No real Haze player just insta-1's and 4's, cause the enemy WILL just dash away and get out of range every single time unless it's a 2-stamina character with no stamina item AND no Warp Stone (this basically never happens outside of literal Brick)
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>>584140448
it's even funnier when you buy slowing with cursed and refresher, so they're legit just locked out from playing the game for almost a whole minute it's the funniest shit ever
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I love it when my FPS hits 30 in the late game teamfights yup I can tell what is happening.
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>>584140769
these new heroes add way too much visual bloat
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>>584134465
Historically swords were expensive, rapiers even more so. It's a status symbol.
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>>584140769
>>584140890
>"did you try pressing the 'reduce visual clutter" setting in settings? dumbass'"
>1.5k upvotes with 3 reddit golds
even with the setting on I still can't see fuckin shit
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>>584140546
>AND no Warp Stone
Brick here, when should I be buying Warp Stone?
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why is it that this gen specifically is obsessed with reddit so much
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I don't like how I can't play with friends who are new to the game without getting completely assraped.
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>>584141087
/v/ tourists
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>>584140769
maybe stop being poor and buy modern computer parts
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>>584138787
>main paradox
>5'4
how did you know what the fuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>584141087
calling people reddit here persay is the 'cursed relic' of the general.

usually when people pull this its due to them lacking any real argument to anything you have to say and have to resort to website boogeymen to try and get someone they dont like to shut up.

these tactics are childish if one couldn't tell.

and most of them come from people who play silver and other low skill waifubait characters.
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>>584139304
congrats on being biologically willing and able to follow orders, and on being insecure enough to seek the approval of a society that sees you as a resource and seeing nothing wrong with it.
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>>584138513
you can play any hero you want until eternus it doesn't really matter everyone is easy to learn
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>>584141026
For me I buy it alongside Metal Skin or Juggernaut due to the enemy M1gger deciding they don't like me playing the game. It's basically an extra dash jump that can also be used vertically to skip a slow climbing animation. Or specifically to get away from Haze players with extra chromosomes who sleep dagger and INSTANTLY hit ult expecting a free kill only for it to turn out the -1 Stamina from her dagger doesn't matter cause of the Warp Stone and a regular dash being enough to get out of her range. I SOMETIMES use it to also chase people if I am doing well cause again, it can be used vertically to skip climbing animations so if someone tries to climb something you can just blink up after them and keep shooting them. In both cases it's almost exclusively on 2-stamina characters like pic related and Grabes.
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>>584138787
>Haze
>Victor
>Drifter
>Seven
What does that make me?
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bro i can't play this game anymore
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>>584141338
Why should I when nothing has justified the increased specs
You can't tell me with a straight face this game couldn't have been made 10 years ago with the exact same graphics.
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>>584141503
ok but cursed relic actually works as a single target shutdown tool, it's not an apt comparison
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>>584138787
>play a bunch of McGinnis
>am like 5'6" and a half
Damn, you got me for once retardbro.
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>>584141864
>and a half
brochacho.....
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>>584141971
I genuinely measured myself like a year ago and landed somewhere in the middle. Would you have preferred if I said 5'7" just to be snide?
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>>584138787
>t1
true
>t2
too much shit, false
>t3
true
>t4
false
>t5
don't play any of them, I enjoyed rat one game so I geuss I'll play him when people get bored of him, true
>t6
false
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It's remarkable how certain heroes in this game can go 10/0 in like the first 15 minutes of the match and still feel like they're not contributing shit during them or for the rest of it.
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>>584141834
This. Nothing that has come out recently looks any better than games from 10 years ago. Devs just need to fucking optimize better. There is zero justification for this spec requirement bloat other than sheer incompetence.
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every single game has been a fucking stomp or not stomp fucking ivy going 0 9 and 2 like what the FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO DUDE
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>>584142181
you can just say apollo
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I want to kiss her forehead
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Is 5'8" really too short for any Deadlock cosplay?
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>>584142181
You forgot to attach the image.
>>584142245
beat me to it.
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I think I'm done queueing Silver in brawl now, it's actually fucking unplayable, even if you roll enhanced round 1 unstoppable you just can't fucking do shit in teamfights when this game introduces another 2 heroes with more than half their kit having CCs.
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>>584142371
>I think I'm done queueing Silver now, it's actually fucking unplayable
FTFY Silver feels unbearable with this new patch
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>>584142181
you can just say venator
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>>584142284
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>>584141790
Sadly, the entire point of the game is making it so that the enemy can't play, and one of the two teams always has to lose. Mobas come from RTSs, and those are resource management games. That's what you sign up for whenever you launch the game.
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>>584142242
I just got out of a game as Ven where I got walker dived four times by multiple enemies and not once did any teammate go to defend walker or help me. This has got to be some low prio shit no idea why its so one sided if I queue Ven.
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>>584142371
>he actually plays brool
did you misclick it in the menu or something?
can't imagine anyone would willingly play that slop as it is right now
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>>584142552
he's 5'10
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>>584142284
>>584142552
Yeah i think its over
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>>584142594
I've been playing today because I've had to step away frequently between matches, shit's unplayable with Rat king and Solomon
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>>584142552
how is he hotter than most bio foids cosplaying Mina wtf?
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>>584140528
1v1s require gutshot and ult unless he's behind, which is mediocre for a carry
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>>584142181
It's cause they're pick-off/1v1 heroes and not teamfight heroes. Wraith used to be good at teamfighting but then her ult got changed and the "bounces to other targets" also got removed. Haze ult got made into a single target. Infernus ult isn't wide enough outside of a Flame Dash build where you would be building Mystic Expansion anyway for both the dash trail AND your ult radius. And while they CAN teamfight with them it's kinda just waddling around holding M1 from behind your team. Venator falls off late and can only KINDA afk farm and has to actually push his lead or everyone else just outscales him.

Seven's kinda the only real teamfighter left since his 3 blankets the entire fight in chain lightning and Storm Cloud is pretty obvious but he has to rice farm even with a lead.
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>>584142181
That's why they need to make it so that everybody can carry the game if they're super far ahead, not just a handful of m1ggers
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>>584142594
I want Danny and Yoshi was too retarded to weight votes earned by game mode so I am grinding.

>>584142450
Not to say she's in a good spot but at least in standard you can play her assassin style and just not participate in big fights unless it's already a rout and you can mop up easy, plus you can buy what you need when you need it, unlike brawl where it's all RNG but even good RNG doesn't matter for her because she has to play in the worst environment for her atm.
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>>584142706
Wait is that supers height or are you actually shorter than Mina?
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>>584142284
you can cosplay as rem
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>>584142181
You forgot to attach the image
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>>584140528
>I'm sorry do venator fags think they should have everything and zero weaknesses?
You mean besides the fact that he's not actually a carry and just an early game lane bully and tempo pusher? Cause Venator fucking sucks in late game and gets outscaled by everybody else in terms of pure gun.
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The game's balance reminds me of DBD now every character has to have some sort of mobility now for some reason why? why does every character have a mobility tool? why do they need one?
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>catch lanes
>do sinners
>take camps
>still behind in souls
Am I doomed to play only Paige and participate in locktober?
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What are the reasons someone would vote Harrow?
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>>584142930
if he does i WILL be raping him
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>>584142131
/poeg/ has a tranny that reports EVERYTHING you say
i requested all of my data from the poe devs and i had an ungodly amount of reports just for chatting in the poeg ingame channel
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>>584143023
I suddenly want to cosplay Rem wtf
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>>584142990
big map
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>>584142930
Sex with Doorwoman
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>nigger vindicta sits in nigger sky from nigger 40 miles away shooting nigger bullets that have 0 nigger falloff with nigger counterspell nigger indomintable and nigger cleanse
nigger
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>>584142998
this is animal abuse
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do you flame your team when they're acting like retards?
i can't help but call my 0/6 haze a retard when he tries to steal their sinners and goes 0/7
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>>584142990
solomon's "mobility" is slower than him just running
rat king only has it on his ult
what are you even whining about
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>>584143289
birds often get drunk on fermented fruits
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>>584143268
i can't nigger understand nigger your accent nigger
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>>584143316
I just don't care anymore i am asc4 and still get retards who go negative just focus on getting better
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>>584143415
heh
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>>584143456
what aspects can i even focus on when my team is paid by valve to correct my winrate back to 50/50? genuinely asking
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>>584143415
hehehehehe
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>>584132792
Because you are playing her wrong
Shes an anti-spirit tank.
Her 1 pulls and disrupts, then her basics get buffed to still be dangerous
Her 2 is good for movement and defense, but then the heavy should be used to disrupt instead of direct damage, light melee movement is honestly stronger imo in good team comps, and the heavy is a good get off me/get off my teammate move. Also 1 into heavy melee is a nice combo, plus mid secure
Her 3 is the weakest but overall good enough shields, silence, shred
And her 4 is the weirdest of the bunch, but its amazing at securing space because nobody wants covered in bread.

Dont play her as a spirit nuker. Play her as a spirit midline bruiser
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>>584143268
>that have 0 falloff
You literally tickle people if you're more than 30 meters away even with Sharpshooter. You're actually retarded.
>V-Vindicta downplayer!
I don't even play Vindicta, I played her once, had Sharpshooter and everything and was like 6-2 and still only fucking tickled people beyond mid-range. And the same thing happens when enemy Vindictas shoot me too unless they're INSANELY ahead and have enough items to make it so even only doing ~40% of her damage per shot still fucking stings-- but at that point you could be basically playing ANYONE and get the same result.
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>>584138787
190cm graveschad here
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>>584143456
You're one of the retards if you think going negative on it's own is the problem.
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>>584142915
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>yet another game as silver
I get her so much that I'm starting to actually get good at her
The fact that I end up playing her more often than not despite having 6 more heroes in my roster speaks volumes of how shit she is because nobody wants to play her
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>play game
>crush enemies
>get mvp
>feel satisfied and don't play another
How do I force myself to keep playing when doing good?
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>>584142930
dynamo is the one from neon prime lol
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>>584143778
Holy fuck shes tall for a Korean Woman, even considering her heels. Makes the idea of domming her even hotter for me.
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>>584143316
There's no reason to communicate at all in a negative manner in a multiplayer game. I've never once decided to play better when someone has flamed.
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Thoughts??
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>>584143760
>i say nigger and shit all the time and never get banned. maybe try being funny instead of just saying slurs with no punchline and crying like a baby anytime someone on your team doesn't do what you want.
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>>584143826
>Retards here will unironically defend this while living in America
>MUH FREE SPEECH (isnt want this amendment means btw)
>MUH 60 DOLLARS STOLEN FOR SAYING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Try not being annoying if you dont wanna get banned clown.
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>>584143978
idgi
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>>584143778
>McGinnis
>Muscle-y, semi-durable engineer woman
>still shorter than the frail, up-her-own-ass gold digging gook whore made of toilet paper
This can't be real
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>>584143826
>>584144038
Samefag
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>>584143978
>sliding on the new york sidewalk with a 13 inch equine penis tucked between her legs
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>>584143316
If I see someone make a mistake I try to offer advice and help. If they ignore me I just accept defeat. However if they throw a shit fit and tell me to fuck off, I tell them their impending loss is their own fault and then I do my best to ignore them.
It's counterintuitive to ruin your own team's mental state and lower your chances, but if the game's already lost you might as well sit back and enjoy the shitshow.
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i wonder what the rat king's name is
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>>584144069
height =/= athleticism
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>>584144038
>t.
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Vaginal canal length? Looks about right
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Zergy has to have the most annoying voice and cadence I've heard in my life
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>>584144097
No.
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>>584144183
louis, someone says it (Hidden King?)
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>>584143778
Grey Talon is almost as short as Rem lmao
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>>584144069
Just because she's stout and stocky doesn't mean she has to be tall.
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>>584144198
I thought it was their Cock size preference and was going to write up an essay on why the values should all be swapped to the left once.
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>>584143826
I'm not reporting for mean words, I'm reporting because sperging out is annoying, bad comms is worse than no comms, and i don't wanna play with people who have bad mental (they throw winnable games)
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>top damage as solomon with full spirit/bishop build and carpet
we lost but i don't give a shit because it made me feel 10000 iq
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>>584143316
In-character shittalking is the only acceptable way of doing it
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buy rebuttal, parry baba stomp, free 30% bonus damage + heal procs, gamgam dead
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>>584144260
Its actually Louie cuz he's Italian American
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>>584144329
Enlightened post. You clearly play chess
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>>584143778
yjk
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>>584143528
Team play unironically handling retarded teammates and considering every possibility while they try to fight and you can improve a lot just by playing without raging and focusing on your own gameplay
>>584143767
Yeah when your retarded teammate keeps feeding the enemy and let them snowball tends to make comebacks a bit harder
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>>584144398
but they told me spirit solomon does no dmg
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>>584144363
>I'm reporting because sperging out is annoying
This lmao. I could give less of a shit if some dumbass Billy goes 2 18 3 even in a 30 minute ranked game but the spergy crybaby Silver/Paradox thats screaming over mic over someone being 1hp and calling everyone but themselves shit its a completely diffrent ballgame.
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>>584144138
Canonically accurate because Unicorns are all male
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>>584144363
kys
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>>584144069
Height is genetic little bro. Hitting the gym doesn't make you taller
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>>584144584
people just don't know how to play the most complex character they've put in the game
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why can all 3 new toons shield themselves? what happened to dying when caught off guard, something that 90% of the cast does
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>>584143326
you know heroes used to release with literally 0 mobility right? not every hero needs a way to "escape"
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>>584144363
>I'm not reporting for mean words, I'm reporting because sperging out is annoying, bad comms is worse than no comms, and i don't wanna play with people who have bad mental (they throw winnable games)
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>>584144698
Not a factor when designing a fictional character
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retard is still going about comm bans did u get banned again just so you can spam more?
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>>584144761
yeah not a fan that there is no way to deal with them, at least make heal cut do something to them even if it's at a reduced effect
for RK I think it's fine because he's a tank but Solomon early game can go 2 into 2 and have a shield for 40% of his hp
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>>584144363
This, total Niggerfaggot death.
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>>584144780
venator has that flag hanging in his room at the monastery what does it mean
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>>584144761
dunno what you're talkin about. shield isn't a surefire way to avoid dying. infact most of the baba's and solomons ive seen die is to somethin like a haze ult when they have bad postioning because they move slow as shit.
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Is Gun/Green Victor a meme? I see more and more of them.
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>>584144843
bro made up rules in his head how *fiction* is supposed to work
actual schizo
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>>584143778
Man, Seven looks so cool. I wish they would polish up his model, like they did with Dynamo.
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>>584144771
that's true and they don't, so what is the problem?
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>>584144843
Short and Stout is kino trope.
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>>584144904
>This, total Niggerfaggot death.
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>>584144584
people who say that can't hit their bishops
understandable, since it's hard to do
also a lot of your damage comes from the bishop tiles, you need to know how to position them so people walk over those too, and imbuing CD early on bishop is important because it affects its refresh timer
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>>584143778
didn't expect drifter to be this tall
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>>584144610
>he doesn't get how crash outs are the funniest thing in online games
kys trooney.
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do you guys think Paige is loud and proud zoo pride with the people around her or does she keep it on the downlow?
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>kill a haze
>Haze: "Oh my God you are so trash at the game, youre aweful fucking kill yourself. You are terrible and shit. None of you are even close to me you fucking retards"
>all that happened was she teleported away from a fight, when I didnt chase I just started buying, then I turn around and shes back so shotgun blast lel
>"not my problem Sandman"
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>>584145158
Why do you think foids love him so much?
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>>584145020
I hope it's something like this but without the more modern prison jumpsuit.
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>>584144363
This. So much this.
If you're acting like a sperg then I don't want you in my game. PERIOD!
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>>584145158
Drifter has shrimp posture
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>>584144843
>buff character cannot be short
>tall character cannot be skinny
What idiocy am I reading?
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>>584144138
she's just like me fr
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>>584145251
I get the idea, but that looks goofy.
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>>584145086
Act like a Nigger, get reported like a Nigger.
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>>584144584
every time a support releases people build gun because they have a usable gun at all
and it's always fucking stupid
and if it's not they'll probably nerf it in some way like Paige and splitshot
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duuuuuu hhnngnnhghgh drools on keyboard
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>>584145251
That looks so fucking ass
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>>584144329
>and was going to write up an essay on why the values should all be swapped to the left once.
write it up anyways, i'm curious
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I love the weekend
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>>584145470
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>>584144398
Post damage graph
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>>584145590
I voted a little for the rat before I realized it was a waste of time and went all in on Harrow
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>>584145443
>Act like a Nigger, get reported like a Nigger.
Mean words are srs bsns especially when mute button exists right?
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>>584145216
>>584145086
dont care fags. quit being loud and annoying. its nigger behavior and i lynch niggers with my report button and valve delivers. pow. your muted.
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>>584145470
EU and Asia better not fuck this up for us
based on NA Violet is easily last
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>>584145601
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>>584145580
>no kill participation silver with the lowest hero damage leaves her team to die scrambling for objectives
>gets upset when she loses
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>>584144771
???

holliday has bounce pads
viscous in general
calico cat form
sinclair has assistant
vyper slides the entire time and her ult is a get off me move
shiv has M2 and a dash
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I've been crunching the numbers, deadlockbabs.

Headhunter pays for itself on every single toon.
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I want to rip apart vindicta's dress
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>>584145706
that's some nice bishops I need mine to look more like this
really low on gun and especially queen damage though, queen demolishes objective fights
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>>584145580
Downloading replay, I'm going to enjoy some lunch watching this Solomon go 0/8 and run an awful dogwater build order. Stunning this is ranked and not standard
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>>584145674
>especially when mute button exists right?
valve does me a favor by muting you for me when i file my reports. i kill two birds with one stone.
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>>584145517
>Mina: 5.1"
It's big to her since she's never seen a cock other than her Dad's.
>Paige: 13.5"
She's never seen a cock before and has unrealistic expectations for Men.
>Celeste: 3.5"
She like's them cute, doesn't really care how big you are.
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>>584145819
Shut your god damn mouth before the retards ruin it for us
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>>584145762
no actually i was bouncing between walkers desperately trying to keep them up
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>>584145890
we were losing so there weren't a lot of opportunities to teamfight for me
for gun i straight up didn't buy any gun item
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>>584145970
you left your team to die while you were farming, and now you're mad that your team couldn't win without you
players like yourself only participate in the victory lap after the game is already over after spending all game farming
you are pathetic
you're as responsible for that loss as the 0/8 solomon
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>>584145927
you know what? i agree
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why is there no ballistic enhancement for spirit power
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>>584144761
>solomon doesn't die when caught off guard

he goes 0/12 or worse when behind or there's a fed holliday and haze in the game
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>>584145927
celeste turns into a mare and she gets fucked by literal horses
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>>584143826
>W-what's that chuddie?!?! Did you just say a mean word?!!? ON THE INTERNET!!?!?!? TIME TO COMM REPORT AND BAN
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>>584145801
dude every single hero released so far has had mobility what about victor? graves? ven? did i say every old hero released without mobility what are you doing? what are you saying?
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>>584145898
>valve does me a favor by muting you for me when i file my reports. i kill two birds with one stone.
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>>584145819
You need to click on heads THOUGH
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>>584146154
>>W-what's that chuddie?!?! Did you just say a mean word?!!? ON THE INTERNET!!?!?!? TIME TO COMM REPORT AND BAN
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>>584145681
>derp keeps framed photos of his best friend trollface and his beloved wife derpina on the fireplace mantle
s... sovl...
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>>584146156
you said, with drool dribbling from your lips as you typed

>duuuuur da old heroes did not premiere with mobility tools

and then I listed all the old heroes that came out with mobility tools. in fact, it's the newer hero batch that has some heroes with ZERO mobility tools despite your whining
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>>584146113
merc mag
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>>584143826
Stop being such a Niggerish Chap and maybe I'll let you type.
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>>584145927
Enlightened post.
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It's crazy people voted in the three least interesting characters and then have the gall to call other "gooners" for voting an attractive girl
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whole lotta whining from the Raped (banned) itt
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>>584146325
Cry about it
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>>584146325
Violet is not inetresting lil bro.
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>>584146086
>farm
no dumbass the walkers were going to be DESTROYED BECAUSE NO ONE WAS CLEARING THE LANES
>victor player
oh wait nvm that explains it carry on
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>>584146292
apples and oranges
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you will REGRET your WORDS AND DEEDS for not accepting violet
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>>584146473
I don't mind danny but you've already got 3 meme picks
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you will fuck the rat
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>>584146495
holy melty
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>>584146325
this game is predominantly played by terminally online people (furries, faggots, etc etc) so seeing a conventionally attractive person makes them irate
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what's the lore reason for having infinite ammo while sliding?
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>>584146685
patrons think it looks cool
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>>584146269
>t.
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>>584146495
The Victor chud is right if only because you've been posting end game results here for years like a whiny faggot crying about every little thing that goes wrong
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>>584146610
>you will fuck the bat
Why yes, yes I will thank you very much.
>>584146685
it's fun
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>>584146571
i know danny will be next but hes giving me soldier tf2 vibes and ive had just about enough of solider tf2 for a lifetime desu.
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you know
I thought the EOMM thing was supposed to be a joke, but
yeah. fun times
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I swear to god if I get another Paige laner that fucking LEAVES LANE EVERY 30 SECONDS to look for stray dogs to get knotted by I am going to fucking LOSE IT
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>>584146845
Watch him be Pharah (ow) but with more rocket jumping and less handholding.
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>>584146685
You're taking a submissive position in the name of the patron and they're lending you power as a result. It's to program the players subconscious to do the same irl that will lead them to devil worship.
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>>584146891
This nigga is playing lash
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>>584147024
wise and based schizo
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what is this "item update" people keep talkin about
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>>584146891
I mean yeah you're right but you also built close quarters on lash.
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>vyper
>billy
>rem
>rat king
does every batch need a furry bait?
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>>584146891
>12 kill, zero death Abrams
did everyone unbind their parry key, what the fuck happened there
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What's the connection between Rem and Violet gonna be?
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How did matchmaking get worse? taking like 10 minutes and im willing to play like a dozen characters
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>>584147104
>vyper
SHOW ME THE FUR BITCH
that's a scalie
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>>584147096
I only got point blank for the melee resist because the melee abrams was kicking my ass in lane, was gonna sell it later
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>>584147121
him has bigly soul lead over enemies
even parry = lose ..
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>>584147163
same difference
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>>584146891
>5 to 51 fucking kills
I would've AFK'd at base long ago by this point
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>>584147082
The next major update planned by valve that revamps the items (again!)
>>584147172
Just buy rebuttal close quarters, no reason to waste 3200 souls when you can only spend 1600.
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>>584147104
yes
next batch will have a feral too
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>>584147180
I mean before he had the soul lead. Which retard just kept feeding him souls?
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>>584147131
Rem is from the dream dimension or some shit right?
She's gonna be a yokai or other supernatural being that can see into the eldritch for art inspirations or some shit
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>>584147284
I considered it, but I was holding out for a miracle that clearly never came
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>>584146754
i like complaining it makes me feel better even if im wrong
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>>584147317
him obtain the souls from minions and sinners + boxes... what else + occasionally gank
once he lead he never dying .. nigger
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Solomon is op because his bishops have infinite damage and his winrate is low because he's new
t. Random Paige in my lobby
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>>584147284
>>584147376
Just tend lanes while waiting for them to end, afking will just get you bad matches if anyone reports you.
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>>584147317
solomon went 0 - 8 - 0
I got 1 kill on abrams before going back to being rape fodder again for the abrams
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>>584147501
solomon is just so ass in lane it's not even funny
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>>584147501
How the fuck do you get raped that hard on a dude with all that CC in his kit AND can just play back? Unbelieveable.
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Valve finally added a NIGGER and irreversibly ruined the game...
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there's no counter to a fed victor btw
you just lose
healbane is a placebo, curse is a placebo, silence is a placebo, focus lens is a placebo
you either don't let him farm or you lose
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did you know that characters can also do damage with their gun and abilities even if you parry
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>>584147671
Baba shuts him down so hard its not even funny.
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>>584147446
I was telling the solomon to just stay back and use his bishops to attack, but instead he just sat back and didn't do anything. his solution to the abrams approaching him was to just hold down the s key and nothing else
he also just overextended for no reason sometimes and died
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>>584147501
You got ZERO kills on Abrams because that negro has ZERO DEATHS in the screenshot you posted. You and Solomon both fed your asses off.
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>>584147749
meant for below
>>584147613
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Almost every game is like this for me. The match maker is hot garbage.
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now, i know i'm probably just stupid for not just assuming all the dogfucker talk is just le ebin irony, but i have to honestly, earnestly ask, why? and not just from a point of "oh that's disgusting", because even beyond that, what causes you to see a cute woman like paige, and instead of the rational thoughts of "wow, she's pretty" or "woah i would tap that", you think "hmm, no, i don't want to have passionate sex with that or even just a meaningless fling, i think instead a dog should fuck that. not me, but instead a literal animal, which i would then watch! that would be hot!" i just don't get it.
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>>584147798
DRIFTER I meant I got a kill on drifter in lane not abrams
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>>584147671
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>>584147880
extreme porn addiction
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>>584147880
you know the answer, it's a deep and terminal porn addiction. The type that creates pedophiles and trannies
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>hmm we need new heroes
>Oh I know one hero can have a shield and a viscous punch for cc displacement
>Okay what about another hero that also has a shield a tp a lockdown and a stun
>genius
>okay now for the next hero the hero will also have a shield and a I win button ult that also ccs you
>genius
Yoshi is a hack.
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>>584147984
they copy and pasted paige's kit twice by accident and just made rat king into venator 2.0 who can optionally roam vents
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everybody loves the cube
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>>584147880
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>>584148050
I'm glad i'm not the only seeing paige in solomon, it's basically a reskin
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>>584147962
>deep and terminal porn addiction. The type that creates pedophiles and trannies
/snoot is a few threads down.
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>>584147671
_
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>>584147880
>he thinks she hasn't conjured and fucked by all kinds of animal cocks from her book and moved on to the real thing
anon.....................
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>>584147880
are werewolves counted as animals or are they anthro.
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>>584148120
solomon can actually take objectives and (when he gets more developed), he can take extended fights due to how bishops work consistently, paige just dumps her shit and fuck offs and hopes she has followup for a kill
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>>584147962
But I'm a terminal porn addict and I find dogs/beastiality to be vile.
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>>584147671
Counter items are a psyop and dont work from behind. They are best used preventatively, but if you're ahead, you dont really need them either so....
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>>584148138
victor has the lowest hp of any tank tourist
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>>584148348
healbane is an easy add on for green spike and the heal on kill is useful for skirmishes and teamfights
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>>584146086
Watching the game right now, Solomon is a gigantic piece of shit who definitely does worse than the silver. Silver plays a little overly defensive mostly because she misses some combos here and there and then has to sit and wait for cooldowns. I also did not like how you essentially traded Green guardian for a box run.

ON THE OTHER HAND, Solomon outright gets parried and clapped by ratman seven lane almost immediately and the lane doesnt really ever recover. He then overextends and gets clapped again, then their hypercarry Infernus correctly realizes Solomon is just feed city and comes over and claps Solomon too. Then Solomon does it again and overextends into the ALREADY FED BABA and Infernus + Baba get another kill. It's disgusting what this Solomon does and it's not the hero, it's the fundamentals of not playing it safe after falling behind that is so god damn bad.
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>>584143316
I get unpleasant if a teammate is throwing, but I restrain myself from actionable insults
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>>584148257
no i'd say they're anthro. if paige is getting knotted by silver that's still silver as opposed to a random non sapient animal ylwim
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>>584138787
>under 5'8
good thing I'm 5'9.
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>>584148385
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>>584148120
>1 deals aoe damage to enemies and punishes them for walking on the ground near ability
>2 allows them to put a barrier on themselves and others, and boosts one of their stats
>3 deals damage and immobilizes enemies
>4 stuns enemies, and can be used from afar during teamfights
Dear fucking god, you're right. They just made the magical negro a worse version of Paige
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slowing hex only does something against offensive movement abilities
against defensive free escape shit, everyone just presses dispel and then the very first frame after that they press 2 (mina bats, wraith teleport etc) then escape for free anyway

this item only exists to make sure apollo does nothing in a game
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>>584132602
They're developing this instead of doing fucking visual reworks and making shit that has already been powercrept hard actually viable. This fucking boring SLOP GARBAGE for chimpanzee brained niggers is what you get when you have a large contingent of PVE beggar faggots in your community.
>"b-but it's surely different devs doing different things"
IT'S STILL FUCKING RESOURCES, TIME AND ATTENTION WASTED. RETARD.
I hate PVE retards with all my heart.
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>>584148669
unless the apollo buys dispel
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Don't even call me a poltard but I hate Solomon I think he sucks and he's the first character I think I'll never touch ever
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>>584148348
>They are best used preventatively, but if you're ahead, you dont really need them either so....
to be honest i like defensives while ahead, if you ask me it's better to make sure the enemy can't kill you and start a comeback that to kill your (already weaker) enemies 0.5s faster
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i haven't played that much since the update since my mods keep causing my game to crash
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>>584148719
so just slowing hex him again, he cant teleport across the map in 0,5 seconds
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>>584148778
this but baba I love witches but I don't see myself ever playing her
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>>584148778
His kit is just bad, 2 has awful range, 1 is not a ability outside of lane, ult CD is way too long and the CD inbetween uses is shit
Only good thing about him is his rook which is the least skillful ability lol
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>>584148694
it is a free playtest beta game lol
nice rant nigga, just farted on your post irl
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I think I'm starting to figure out Solomon after playing him a bit more

He's one of the few characters you really want Magic Carpet on, he genuinely uses every stat on it in some way, the air floatiness is great with Stamina Mastery for staying in the air for longer periods which helps you better figure out how to move your pieces, and it gives you an escape tool he sorely needs

experimenting with support build and some spirit, Lightning Scroll + Refresher holds down the whole team forever, you really want ability range and cooldown to spam pieces faster and extra barriers like Guardian Ward/Divine Barrier can double up with his 2 to make someone unkillable for a bit
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>>584148934
I don't really care how good he is he just sucks in everything and is unappealing to me the past heroes every one of them I found something appealing and I play all of them from time to time but nothing in solomon appeals to me thanks for reading my blog
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the shit around solomon 1 is annoying
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>>584148694
>I hate PVE retards with all my heart.
If they made a good game instead of a shitty MOBA no one would be begging for other game modes.
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>>584148778
spamming "checkmate bumboclaat" and acting like deranged negroe hobo in allchat will never not be funny to me so I'll prob end up playing him when bored at some point.
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did they playtest this?
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I build Solomon gun. The with a pivot towards spirit into late i.e tankbuster/CD/unbound spirit
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>>584146257
Non-issue for characters with actual bullet spread like Vyper and McGinnis who can get random headshots often enough to always have it on cooldown without intentionally aiming solely for headshots.
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>>584149126
that means he's meaningfully different from the rest of the cast, good
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>584149089
retard

>>584149231
that's not even true, PVE faggots are a blight
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>>584149303
You forgot to include the part where it gives you 30% melee resist and 30% debuff resist
DLC hero.
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>>584149346
How's it working? I usually buy opening rounds + alch fire for the 4.8k spike then stop. I've been experimenting swapping opening rounds for spirit shredder as well.
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solomon is so braindead
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Anyone else feel bad killing Baba? I don't want to kill an old lady bros...
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violet asking paige to summon those dog and horse cocks from her book again since she needs some... "references" for her "paintings"
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>>584149303
unironically? probably not, the intended build is pretty obviously supposed to be an m1 carry going off her starter build having merc mag+overflow
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>>584149303
If they tone downed her other ablilitys id actually be ok with it. Melee grandma is actually really fun to play.
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tfw you realize that Valve could combine Paige and Violet and make peak. Pic related.
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>>584149559
yeah being unkillable and unhittable as your hitbox bounces up and down while having 90% spirit resist and 150 hp regen from radiant regen is so hecking wholesome chungus fun
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>>584149460
Very good. It allows me to put my bishops down in chokepoints and just shoot them. His gun is very strong early game and becomes even stronger with Long Range
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This game genuinely has the worst matchmaking I've ever played.

Every match has some guy going 15-0 and some guy going 0-15.
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>>584149442
You don't get it anon. The characters are so well designed and the kits are fun enough that people are still playing deadlock IN SPITE of it being a shitty moba. If it was just a regualr hero shooter with the same kits people would like it more. There's a reason streets is almost more popular than the regular mode.
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>>584149525
her death sound specifically is too realistic of an old-lady-getting-hurt sound, it makes me feel sad hearing it
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>Solomon doesn't buy superior cooldown
Reported
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>>584149730
Celeste was victor 2.0 so they doubled down and made victor 3.0, a true powercreep hero with zero weaknesses
A power to surpass celeste.
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man these new batch of heroes are SO fucking annoying did they really give fucking barriers to 3 people in a row why the fuck did they do that?
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>>584149525
no why would I
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what is the counter to kelvin?
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>>584149730
just parry
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>>584149974
Enduring speed
Resto locket
Spirit Resilience
Witchmail
Knockdown (when he's on ice path)
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>>584148484
What if the random animal is sapient
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>>584149974
ven's bolts go through his ice dome
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>>584145243
What causes m1ggers to be the most likely to rage?
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>>584149974
knockdown to cancel beam and icepath
toxic bullets + EE to counter his free 80% spirit resist he for some reason gets when casting ice path
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its fine anons the shittiest redditor heros are all done now its literally just kino from here on out
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>wastes 40 minutes of your weekend
enjoy work tomorrow
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my mina game is going horrible
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deadman danny let's talk about him
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>>584150170
If this was in standard, this was probably me. I don't understand how to play carries, I somehow always have the lowest damage despite soaking up a lot of farm and showing up to fights. I'll just stick to spirit burst heroes.
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Who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMb3byHXwjE
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>>584149948
Psychopath.
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>>584150203
good fuck that bitch figuratively and literally
her face should literally always look like this at all times
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>>584147241
i know a guy that would fight you for that
it ain't me, but i got a guy
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>>584149525
God I fucking love killing Baba. Get back in the retirement home and tell Yoshi to design a better Baba Yaga expy or focus on actually appealing character designs in general.
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>>584150061
Knockdown doesn't knock him off his ice path, it's mostly ass.
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>>584150357
>her face after finding out the doggy's knot is way too big for her
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this game fucking sucks
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>>584150569
TRUE
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>>584150078
i mean if you really want paige x brian griffin smut
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Where did it all go wrong for this game? Pic related.
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this game is awesome
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>>584150726
TRUE
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>>584143356
Fermented fruits are nowhere close to the alcohol content of Gin. A fermented fruit is about 1 to 2%, Gin is 40%.
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>>584150263
Undead aviator is a perfect fit for the setting and he looks like he'll be fun to play. I think the only real problem anyone has with him is his weak voiceacting which I hope gets addressed at some point.
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How do we help Doomsissies cope with the fact that they lost? Posting the same shit every day in hopes to get (you)s or sway public opinion is not healthy...
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>>584149747
Hmm okay, I might try it. I feel like alch fire is really good on him but maybe I'll try more traditional gun items like sharpshooter. I think express shot might be decent too but he just has no fuckin ammo man
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>>584150296
metro you blyat
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feels like the match quality has been getting worse and worse
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average Solomon out in the wild
Baba and RK did not have this problem, the people playing Solomon are just fucking atrocious at everything that is this game
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>>584151023
The character just sucks
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>>584151023
Wagies are finding out what we figured out day one. Redditmon is a trash hero.
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>>584151023
Personally I have a 66.666666% winrate on him, so he's broken. You're just playing with shitters.
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>>584151078
you guys said the exact same things about baba solomon needs to be figured out is all
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what does solomon's win poster say again
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>>584151023
I don't think this is unreasonable if he fell behind and decided to catch up by buying utility shit
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>>584150702
Brian griffin is a furry pretending to be a dog
I'm talking stuff like amaterasu from okami
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>>584150962
even if deadlock overtook dota and cs2 in player counts theyd still find a way to convince themselves deadlock flopped
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>every streamer and youtuber stopped uploading rat king videos
bwos what happened....
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I have not been placed into an advantageous position ONE TIME with kingside knight. I almost wonder if it's just a misinput every time and they're actually trying to move a bishop.
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I love niggers and started playing because of Solomon
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how do you deal with passive teammates who keep killing troopers all the way across lane. like what's the point you're losing souls like that cause you're not committing to go get them
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>>584151461
it probably is, here's hoping they change how it works
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>>584151493
Play solomon. Put your knight on them and move them into the enemy combatants.
Or for a serious answer, use your mic pussy, get on voice and tell your lanemate to be more aggressive. Most people who aren't Russian will hear you out and try to work with you.
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violet will save the game
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>>584150328
only if the cycles look like geist, graves, or vindicta
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>>584151493
They probably don't know. Just tell them that you can't collect their souls from that far and it's probably better to grab some boxes or neutrals while waiting for the enemy to deliver their troopers to you.
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>>584150078
>>584151262
what is this sad cope you know you can just say you think bestiality is hot right anon? it's ok, it's going to be fine
say it with me, bestiality is the best! animals are hot!
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>>584151627
kill*
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>>584149857
I don't believe in upgrading
I'm saving up to buy Transcendent Cooldown
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>>584151493
God I hate this so much.
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i don't think graves 1 is strong enough to warrant the weird shitty charge system it has
even under ideal conditions it recharges slower than any other hero ability with multiple charges
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>>584151173
I expect an apology in a week if he's not buffed. I don't think anyone with a brain looked at Babas kit and said she was weak.
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>>584148694
>visual reworks
Viscous, Sinclair, and vyper will all be major downgrades when their "visual overhaul" comes out

Dear valve, please keep being distracted and add fun shit Like PVE instead
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Post-nerf Rat King feels genuinely mediocre now.
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>>584151969
hes still op you just need to actually play now vs being invincible.
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>every game is 30-80k behind
>EVERY game
>ALWAYS losing
>win lane and have 6 kills and a tower? sorry, you aren't allowed to do that, 2 lanes are 0-3-0 and you dont have map control at 10 minutes, no sinners, opponents are ahead AGAIN
>45 minute games
>enemies are mathematically invincible
>after picking off opponents with 20k+ networth on a character, I'm only given a 2k bounty tops
>have a 25% winrate last 20 games
>call the game a stupid fucking nigger
>pick random characters, do meme builds
>walk away every time I die for 4 minutes+ and go do something else like dishes or laundry
>end games 1-15-4 sometimes
>dont even show up and abandon sometimes
>50% winrate in 12 games doing 0-10-3~ and basically feeding on purpose
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>>584150357
nvm i won it
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>>584151461
I have thrown my teammates under a walker too many times trying to move my bishop
they really need to change how he moves pieces
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>>584151627
Ivy already did, 2.5 years ago.
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>>584151864
you'll see
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Granny Long Legs might be the most egregiously broken and overloaded non-ultimate spell in the game. Fucking insane amount of value from a single button even if you aren't ranking it up past 1.
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>>584152120
Unironically just make moving allies with knight work by hitting the ability button again, it's so simple.
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>>584152267
But the badass chungus reddit granny needs it because uhhhh well you see ummmmmmmmmmm just parry !!!
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I don't care what anyone says, Solomon's pieces being uninteractable is retarded
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>>584147313
No it won't, kill yourself
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>>584152557
just be bebop :^)
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>>584151493
how close do you have to be to them?
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>>584151493
this is a retarded mechanic that should even exist in the first place
if I last hit a creep and its soul I should be getting its value in full (and the heal orb)
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>>584152267
>bro doesn't like a old lady bouncing on it
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>>584151004
Ignore alch fire it's all about doing as much gun damage as possible. I start out with: HB, High velocity into Long Range. Once I get Long Range I get Opening Rounds. If I'm having good aim I get swift striker over extended mag but if I'm whiffing I get extended over swift.
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test
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>>584150567
brown moment
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>teammate picks Paradox in shitlow
GUARANTEED FUCKING LOSS
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>>584153412
NO BRO YOU DON'T GET IT I'M GONNA DO NOTHING FOR 40 MINUTES AND THEN I'M GONNA BUILD FOR CARBINE AND MISS ALL MY SHOTS IT'S ALL GOOD
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>>584133843
>2nd Carl isn't S
recount
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>>584133843
>George in d tier
What?
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>>584147446
People are building him gun when he is just a way worse holliday or talon with his gun (maybe not early lane with barrier)
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>>584133843
>snub nose molly
so what, the rat has a revolver?
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>>584153412
I've noticed that shitlow randoms are also terrible at Venator despite him being a very simple character.
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why is standard such a shit gamemode
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>>584153412
But I'm mildly annoying the enemies in lane phase!
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>>584153726
Highest I'd go is A.
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Solomon has done the impossible, he made me try chess, is he a psyop to increase people's IQ?
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>>584153928
venator doesn't have a free escape like most other carries so people don't realize you actually need to think about where you stand as the guy
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>>584153412
Don't worry I'm playing bombdox
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>>584152609
deep in your heart you know it to be true, if not the next one then the one after that, and if not that one the one after that one, anyways I'm gonna follow your advice and attempt a full 15 minute mouth knotting brb
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>wait 10 minutes for a match
>11/12 players connected
where the fuck is everyone?
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>>584142240
>Try random friendslop game with friends
>ps2 graphics
>no more than 5 entities in screen at a time
>"oh perfect!"
>try to play
>...
>Half of your friends can't run it
>look inside
>entire map loaded at all times
>simulated water physics for useless ponds
>80k polygon models
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>>584149730
>fighting grandma
>she's losing
>she goes longleg
>proceeds to jump into the skybox at mach 12, wall jumps, dashes, now she's 4/5th of the way down the lane away from you
cool
unpunishable
>knockdown
counterspell
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>>584153937
Because people need to play it for Ranked unlocks but also there are tons of people that mistake it for a casual mode. So there are try hards and try barelys.
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The hidden solomon strat is debuff maxxing, supressor, mystic slow, bullet resist shredder, healbane, vortex web.
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the raped
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Let's kill each other pookie
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>>584154427
Too many items, doesn't leave me enough economy for my magic carpet rush.
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Am I crazy or is gun carry Graves still better than spirit split push Graves?
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I'm angry and impotent so I need to take my frustrations out on the world by playing Wraith
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>>584154698
>Am I crazy
Yes.
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>>584154698
you're crazy, gun is dog shit now
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hmmm
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in fact gun graves is so bad now i'd say you're griefing if you build for it even if there's a baba on the enemy team
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>>584154698
always was
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>>584154768
it's 1625 east coast
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>last four games have had vindicta in them
>2/4 she single handedly won the game because i'm the only one who tried to counter her
>the other 2 i had a teammate help me shut her down and she was worthless
PLEASE
BUY COUNTER ITEMS
THE REASON YOU'RE DYING ISN'T BECAUSE "YOU NEED MORE DAMAGE" IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FUCKING THE ENEMY TEAM OUT OF DOING DAMAGE
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>no scottish accent
>boring kit
>still best wife
how does she do it?
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>>584155093
>PLEASE BUY MY SNAKE OIL
No, I don't think I will.
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>>584155081
i uninstalled the game after that match but i just installed it again so i could check when it expired and now i uninstalled it again
go fuck yourself yoshi
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>>584152840
>he wasn’t here for the clear from 100m then box meta

Probably the least interactive meta in the history of gaming, the pickup is necessary
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>>584155321
Maybe don't be a Nigger that was born the wrong skin colour.
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>>584155209
>no scottish accent
>boring kit
literally wrong
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>>584155081
and not october 25
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>>584155212
AAAAAAAAAAHHH MAY YOU BURN IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>584154698
>Consistent damage, capable and team fights, becoming nearly unkillable late game with a full build
vs
>Putting down a slow as fuck tombstone every minute and not helping in team fights at all

spirit graves is a meme
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>>584155412
Paradox absolutely has a boring kit
The only thing she has that could possibly relate to her identity as a Thief is her ult
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>>584154698
i'm running spirit every game but i did try gun once and had fun with it
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>>584155745
Poor Billy.
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she was fun until they nerfed and reworked her 364 times, fuck compfags and fuck yoshi
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>pick seven
>die 30 times
>leave
problem deadlockies?
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>>584155548
NTA but some games it's just impossible to play Gun Graves. It all depends on if they have AoE ultbots like Dynamo and Lash or the amount of AoEslop they have in general. If the enemy has AoE spam you may as well just play Spirit and vomit out non-stop ghouls cause you ain't ever gonna get anything done in a teamfight with your 18m (21 with Sharpshooter) range against AoE spam. You're gonna get bombed by 3 random nukes not even aimed at you and either die trying to close in or have to leave the fight anyway cause even with a more draintank-y build you're still made of wet toilet paper when the enemy can just spam 400+ damage nukes from over half a lane away and you can't latch on to anyone to sustain yourself through it. Yoshit and his team of soi-drenched Redditor devs hate Graves and don't care if she's literally unplayable in 75% of matches cause there's no reason for people to play anything other than AoEslop atp.
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>>584152609
update: did not die and now have a full tummy of yummy doggy cummy
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>>584155403
I was there and I'll take it over being forced to go out into the open rape fields that are new lanes and having to eat harass for free
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>>584156047
kill yourself
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>>584155745
this has to be like brick 2
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>>584155892
>she was fun until they nerfed her

she broke the game for almost all of 2024
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i like playing in low ranks
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>every extra ammo added to Solomon's gun has a different position on the chessboard
>if you successfully active reload it sets the board to starting position
bretty cool details
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>>584156182
that's every match in any elo in ranked and in standard and if you queue street brawl you'll get a 0-3 too
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You're all bald
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>>584156084
>NOOOOOOOOOO DONT FORCE ME TO PLAY THE GAME ANYTHING BUT THAT
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>>584156047
literally grab a robe and hang from it. Im not even saying kys to be mean, i actually think you should die you sick disgusting fuck
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>>584156341
>robe
MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE DETECTED
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Is that... a b-b-b-black person, in a videogame? AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME ASMONGOLD!
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>>584156317
Your point?
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>>584156317
not balding yet give me 5 years tops
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>>584156341
If I find out that my robe has been swiped by some dogfucker I'm going to turn you into a newt and fry you with lightning.
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>being negative K/D
>As silver or Haze
genuinely how much of a retard does one need to be to suck as these two? You HAVE to have been dropped on head at birth several times.
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>>584156317
the sephardic and japanese genes in my head are at a constant war
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>queue street brawl
>Rat king is an instawin
>Solomon is an instawin
>Baba is an instawin if half your team is spirit
>Shriny Ray is an instawin

Im getting so tired...
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>>584156506
Wow he is JUST like me...
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Going to Rat!
>Cuts to Rat King plapping Billy
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>8/15 for graves in ranked
FUCK
this shit sucks man. i have over 1000 matches across all the heroes. let me play what the fuck i want.
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>>584156485
And not just any black person, but an ugly out of place looking black person!
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Door cuck
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>>584156485
I dont subscribe to ecelebs what does asmongold have to do with deadlock i thought he was a WoW guy
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>>584156691
>I got my Graves wins before the update brought in the tourists
Thank fucking god, can't imagine trying to get wins on her with the current match quality.
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i feel like if you can't secure souls as graves maybe you should kill yourself
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>>584133843
>reddit ronnie in S
>>
road to harrow
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>>584156832
standard matchmaking queue is like 7 minutes
what the fuck
i just wanna play the videogame in the not-dogshit mode
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>>584133843
Rat KANG should've gotten the Tommy Gun desu
Don't know what to replace Wraith's gun with though
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>>584156967
The queue times are a non-issue, the issue is 70% of games having 1-3 retards on your team going 0-10 and singlehandedly throwing the entire game.
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anyone else never play brawl and only play standard unlocking various heroes for ranked for when ranked season 2 comes out? i'm not touching season 1 at all
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>>584157025
2 tommy guns
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>get put into a match with beginners on my team
Do they not have matchmaking or something? Shouldn't that be something they're testing too?
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>>584156967
too bad for you a bunch of fucking retard niggers came in cause solomon got added and they'll be staying here till something like rivals or OW adds in a new nigger for them to migrate to
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One of the greatest Street Fighter EVO grand finals set has my adrenaline up. I'm ready to queue ranked for 3hrs.
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I need a Holliday gf so bad
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>>584149716
Violet should have looked more eccentric or dishevelled. She looks like she's just larping as an artist. She looks to perfect and prim
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>>584157213
You're so right. We should also change his ult to Haze's but it should apply buffs and debuffs to anyone around you and rats
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>>584154768
>This bait
>Again
>>584155321
Get new material
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Why does every artist depict Paradox as having grey skin? That's quite obviously not her skin colour
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>>584144038
>sub 20 IQ nigger deepthroating authoritarian cock because someone was mean to him online
Let me guess, european?
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Why is abrams canonically so big and strong?
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holy FUUUUUUUCK nobody plays ranked in this game
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>buy an important T4 (like boundless or refresher)
>type "check mate" in chat
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>>584157482
>I need used goods
plenty of fish in the sea, friend
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>>584157745
he's an ixian BVLL
>>584157768
I don't want to get screamed at by russians or play high stakes game where everybody's on comm
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Why does Violet feel so out of place?
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>>584157768
>Standard is by far more popular than ranked
Uhhhh but you retardsd told me nobody plays standard in Dota 2 so deadlock shouldnt have standard
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I literally cannot win with these solomon faggots on my team. Its insufferable.
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>>584157745
Because rape
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>>584157842
deadlock has more casual players than dota because its a real game instead of a point and click adventure pvp
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>>584157841
>mina looks ugly
>violet looks pretty
YOU DONT SAY
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>>584157768
>gets 100k new players
>they dont have 3 heroes with 15 wins
>they play standard
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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this character gets away with so much bullshit i dont understand how people ever thought she was bad. i tanked a 3v1 on rift for 30 seconds while my wraith got a shrine
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>>584157768
the ranked update was fucking awful
>oh graves and paige, okay I can keep my hero that's an alright lane for it
>nope it's vindicta lash now, good luck
?????????????????
yoshi would sacrifice his life before adding draft
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>>584157817
Pedo-coded post.
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>>584157768
I've not really been touching ranked these last few weeks

I got my Oracle 1 and I'm fine with it. No need to grief my rank playing Solomon in a lobby that will be less forgiving when I destroy my bishops mid fight for the third time
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>>584157768
Unranked is already a shit show of retards and man children why would you want to engage with more of them
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>>584157841
>these two asian characters look the same
Erm... Racisterino, much?
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>>584157841
>why do these two asian women look the same
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>>584157841
>me artist me make drawings real me need wish to get rid of student loans!!!!
genuinely what do people see in her ill never get it
>shes hot
she isn't and if you think so you have low standards
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>>584157841
>violet was clearly not created by valve since the approach to the eyes and the number of polygons are as different as possible

or maybe valve updated their shit and have a new way of making characters what a fucking retarded stupid twitter faggot
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>>584157730
most people aren't very smart i'm afraid
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>>584157745
Because he's a blue Ixian. Those are the big ones.
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deadlock but it's set in chicago
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>>584157745
He ate his veggies growing up
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>>584157983
i feel like i get ran over in lane as baba
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>>584157841
>now try to guess
left
left is clearly mina
violet apologists are something else
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>>584157841
Lazy and generic China-pandering character. You see the same kind of shit in OW and League.
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>>584154253
idk ig,
I had a dynamo who was unlocking him for ranked and did the worst in lobby
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>>584158248
her lane is pretty bad for the first few waves until she has a few lane items and boons yeah
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>>584156341
>seething so hard he can't even spell rope right
actually laughed so hard I could hear the doggy cum sloshing around in mah belly
:3
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>>584157841
didn't some fortnite guy get hired for deadlock recently?
that's probably it.
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>>584157712
i dont get this post
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>>584153412
being a bad paradox is the first step to being a good paradox
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>>584156341
Are you the same doorman that was seething in my matches yesterday
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>>584157768
90% of all accounts in dota 2 are uncalibrated in ranked
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>>584157837
I get screamed at by russians in normals too
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>>584158248
you have no damage unless you hit people with threadsap
dont even try to trade without it
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>>584155093
I love getting games where im running the match and get to the point "I hope no one buys this because itll fuck me over. Please dont buy it please dont." and they never do
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>>584158706
To be fair, ranked came out years after the game has been up
Me and my friends played that game for hundreds of hours and have never played a ranked game because ranked didn't exist back then, if we're all counted in "ranked accounts" then it makes sense the number is so low, hundreds of thousands of people quit before ranked existed
>>
game gave me vindicta how to build her???
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>>584157841
Faggots will reach to the farthest reaches of the world to bitch about Violet
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>>584157841
it has been funny watching deadlock players try so hard to find reasons to hate violet because she is a conventionally attractive female character and not quirk chungus/safe horny female character #189519287598125
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>>584158890
use ace's build
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>>584157841
>all these Violet apologists when she's not even out yet
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>>584158890
BUY SOME BEANS, NIGGA
>>
Why the fuck are queues so long in deadlock? Sometimes my friends and I have to wait 10+ min for a match. And no you can't pretend it's because it's trying to perfectly balance the opponents, the games never end up balanced.
I get instaqueues in games with barely 10k players but a 200k game I have to sit in queue for 10 minutes for?
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>>584157841
This seems like an asspull when the real reason is just that violet's design and concept are just... uninspired and boring. They couldn't have done something more interesting? An Art student? Really?
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I'll suck off as many as I can!
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>>584159008
Go back to your generic coomer game with a title made from a random word generator
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>>584158881
ranked came out in 2013 however the most recent ranked update added decay and everyone had to recalibrate
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>>584153412
Paradox is one of those heroes where people are tempted to play like shit with meme strategies. Combine that with all these new players not understanding MOBA macro (arguably neither do the league kiddies understand DotA macro) and you get paradox
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Rape Vindicta
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>>584156317
years of mobas made me this way
>>
How do I counter Celeste? Is the only way to counter his via banning her? Just lost to a smurfing Celeste player.
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>>584159672
slowing hex and shoot her in the head
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>>584159083
there's not enough matchmaking agents to go around.
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>>584159672
Decay and CC
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>>584158172
Ugly city

I would prefer London sanfransico Paris Rome Hong Kong*for the asthetics,they are all shitholes
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>>584135897
Your main?
Don't anwser, i already know you're a gimmicktroon
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>>584159495
>neither do the league kiddies understand DotA macro
deadlock does not have dota macro, this elitism is so stupid
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>>584133397
i dont know post a link so i can check
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>>584158890
ring of repick
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>>584159715
>>584159780
I'm playing Billy, it's absolutely hard to hit her when she keeps flying around me.
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>>584156816
He retired from playing vidya years ago now hes a politislop grifter and a trump dicksucker version of Hasan
>>
heroes canonically built for sex?
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>>584160013
You can steer your 2 in mid air, jump and then aim for her
Or buy slowing hex
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>>584160025
victor

>was built in a lab
>every woman wants to have sex with him
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>>584160025
Rem
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>>584157983
I called everyone saying she was weak day 1 retarded because they were aping low IQ eceleb takes because they're ALSO retards who don't have a clue about this game, they can only play it "well" by playing overpowered carries
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IM GOING TO SHOVE THAT FUCKING LICH HAND UP GRAVES ASS
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>>584160025
Vindicta, Violet, Mina, Graves, Silver
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>>584160025
Abrams
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>>584160025
the one and only
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>>584156317
>Why you ain't got no hair up there?
>Boy, you lookin' like a bowlin' ball
>Boy, you lookin' like a basketball
>Boy, you lookin' like a soccer ball
>Boy, you lookin' like a golf ball
>Boy, you lookin' like a tennis ball
>Nigga haircut tendernism
>Haircut fallin’ off the bone
>Boy, you lookin’ like a Milk Dud
>Nigga thought he was Michael Jordan
>Boy, you lookin' like Blankman
>Boy, you lookin’ like Little Bill
>Boy, you lookin' like Waynehead
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GET READY FOR EM
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>>584160018
Hasan is an extremist far leftist. Asmongold is a cuckservative centrist/centre-right classically liberal gatekeeper who doesn't want white people to go extinct, so bad faith faggots with a clear dog in the fight pretend he's the same as the dog shocker.

link with timecode: https://youtu.be/0eRTtrVglPY?t=412
Asmongold being "le hecking nazi far right chud"
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>hour long game
>force a comeback
>I can't kill rem or doorman because they are always backline and running away and my character just doesn't have the capability
>62 mins in kill 3 through rejuv by where base guardians are in OUR base
>doorman opens a door a mile away with venator then they both walk into our pit and instantly kill the patron
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>>584160025
Calico (as Ava)
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>>584156317
yeah i know i started balding when i was 17
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>>584160214
I remember when people complained about silver ult resists
Now we have baba who gets free debuff resist, melee resist and spirit resist in her kit as a passive or as a non ult ability...
We were so innocent.
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>>584160273
Oh he mad
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we used to have a functioning areal enial character btw
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>>584160273
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT STREAMERS WHO GIVES A SHIT JUST MEME AND SHIT POST

>but streamers ARE shitposting
NOT LIKE THAT
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Which characters are wife material
Need to find a main
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Laning against Solomon is not very fun.
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>>584160273
Lmao he didnt even say hes a giganazi version of Hasan he just said hes a trumpsimp version of him, which is true, I think you got a nerve struck anon
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>>584157768
1:4.4 ratio of standard to ranked isn't that bad honestly, especially when you factor in that the requirements for ranked are so high and most people still subscribe to the "it's a closed beta why would i take the game seriously" mentality
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>>584159892
League has lived rent free in dotaniggers' minds since it released
Sad one-sided "rivalry" over ancient drama not one sane gives a shit about, console war tier shit
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>>584156506
ouuuugh i hate blender
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>>584160596
you're forgetting that there's a non-zero amount of people who only or primarily play street bawl and basically nothing else but you don't want those people on your team in standard or ranked anyway
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finally got to Pisslo+
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>>584160528
rem, apollo, pocket, billy
sorry you meant boywife right
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>Trying to introduce my friend to the game
>Every single match the enemy team is sweating their balls off like their life depends on it
Embarrassing
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>queue as graves in standard to get wins for ranked
>get paige
>do more damage than half the lobby as support paige

just do damage it's not that difficult
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>>584160301
Sounds like you got outplayed by ratting of all things
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>>584160635
bro icefrog made SURE "dota" was it's own thing through hon and valve (and lawyers taking blizzard AND riot to court).
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>>584160591
Hasan espouses far, far left values. That is intrinsically what Hasan is. Asmongold does not espouse "far, far right values" (except maybe in the minds of "far, far left" individuals). Retard.
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>>584160771
and you threw him into a real match instead of a brawl or bot match because...?
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>>584159495
>>584159892
wtf is dota macro?
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>>584160273
kek triggered as fuck, asmongold killed his own mother btw
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>>584160763
>not in tomtom
Sorry, you're still in pisslow. Pisslow+ is Tomtom and above
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>>584160832
Cool, that was over a decade ago, let it go
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>>584160763
YOURE AN OWL NOW NIGGA
HOOT HOOT N SHIET
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>>584160829
It's not ratting, it's literally teleporting from somewhere mid map into the patron pit where everyone else was nearby and destroying it quickly, it was so late in the game that doorman's teleportation simply outright won.

He's probably the most competitively broken outside of baba, who is probably the most retardedly balanced character to ever be in this game.
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FUCKING NIGGER BEPOP FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUU FAGOGGGGOTTTTTTTT

posting here since i would be banned agin
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>>584160929
macro in moba/RTS just refers to the overall big picture strategy.
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>>584160273
You have to be 18 years or older to post on this site anon
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>>584160929
simple and short version is map awareness library in your brain
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how do I keep topping player damage as rat king every game? I can't even aim
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>>584160815
its not difficult to deal damage on paige you mean it doesnt matter what you build she shits damage
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>>584160945
do you realize I'm saying I don't like Asmongold because he's not actually right wing? no, you don't, because you're stupid
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>>584161024
>>584161037
okay so it's just macro and dota isn't unique
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>Drifter
>Celeste
>Lash
>Abrams
>Seven
>Solomon
How do I beat this comp with:
>Mirage
>Rat King
>Mina
>Billy
>Rem
>Holliday
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>>584161101
what the original poster was trying to imply that having knowledge of dota strategy somehow gives you an edge in deadlock despite being worlds apart
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>>584160981
>let it go
dont think icefrog/yoshi did so.. i wont either!
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>>584160303
>Ava (as Ava)
>Calico gets to watch
Ftfy
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>>584160981
deadlock must destroy riot games, it has been written in the stars
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holy shit never playing vindicta again
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>>584161160
You don't. You were due for a loss, so the ChatGPT drafting algorithm gave you a loss.
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>>584161218
None of us are involved in this, just enjoy the game, you'll be happier
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>>584161160
holliday stops seven from playing the game until unstop/indom and by that point mina should be able to explode him
chain gang rapes 3 of the enemy heroes and if billy buys a slowing hex lash and abrams dont get to play the game

i dont know these comps dont read like an auto loss to me at all
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everyone in this thread is either homosexual, transitioning or bald
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>>584161160
easily?

realistically though lash is overpowered when he gets range, so I imagine your team fights were lash grabbing 2-3 people and throwing them into solomon/seven ult

You have a ganking line up, not a team fight one
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>>584161404
>homosexual
bisexual but i suppose you could argue i'm in that catagory
nein on the other two
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>>584160273
Asmongold defended a pdf file btw
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>>584161404
im only homosexual and bald so watch yo mfin tone
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>>584161362
but i am while enjoying the actual lore of the maker of this stupid game?
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>>584161464
always making everything about yourself
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>>584161002
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>>584161404
I'm zoosexual actually
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is this the perfect infernus build?
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>>584161404
You're 0/3 lil nigga
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>>584161404
I love women, blue women in particular
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>>584161501
>>584161002
>>584160763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbiqsTvQ8Gc
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>>584160849
They're both specifically actors propped as beacons for midwits to huddle their culture war around while they farm your loosh and money, you're fucking saps
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Niggas really queue up to play infernus
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>>584161090
>I-I-I d-don't like h-him!!!! but I'll come to his defense at the slightest negative mention of him!!!! mmmm his smegma encrusted cock is so tasty!!!!!!!!!!
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>>584161550
right, I forgot to add "brown"
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>Buy Jugg
>Buy Ironskin
>Buy Disarming hex
>Still can't kill Haze

Fucking gut this piece of shit retard character.
My fucking god.
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How is a character like Billy supposed to survive the spirit AoE spam?
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>>584161760
your curse??
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>>584161819
Duck and weave, duck and weave
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>>584161265
I only said Calico because the guy said heroes and Ava is technically not a hero but ye
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>>584161760
your problem is that you didn't buy damage when trying to kill someone
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>>584161665
fr we got solokang now
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>>584160929
it means are you better at molesting your enemies then they are at molesting you
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>>584161760
NOOOO I NEED TO BE ABLE TO STACK DAMAGE FROM MILES AWAY
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>>584161404
Which are you
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>put down grasping hands to stop baba running away
>she does not even bother jumping over it because it only snares her for 0.0000001 seconds
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>>584161404
What's wrong with being bald
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>>584162052
A lot
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>>584161404
No, i am black tho.
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>>584161819
a lot of greens, counterspell, get good at counterspelling heroes' high damage nukes and not only their ults
you also just have to disengage when a ton of the enemy team is looking at you, being a frontliner doesn't mean you want to be fighting a 5v1 you will still explode, you have to peel back and/or force people to put themself in a bad position to chase you. tunnel vision plagues 95% of the frontline players in the game
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>>584161819
by buying spirit snatch, resilience and healing with bashdown
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>>584162052
bald people scare me...
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>>584161740
>brown
That's all of the active boards on 4chan. white peepo went to twitter after it was boughted
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>>584161734
You are very gay.
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putting myself in the mindset of a support as baba has been helping me a lot. have a lane partner that didn't run boxes when waves were crashing was useful too i guess
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>>584156664
>>Shriny Ray is an instawin
You can get the legendary dispel and hard counter it
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>>584161665
I don't just play Infernus, I play DASHfernus and get 100k player damage every game
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>>584161497
i'm gonna make everything about you babe
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>>584160273
Truuuuuue kill anti-white leftist trannies (redundant)
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>getting the shit bullied out of me in lane
>have to buy a couple extra greens early
>down in damage but the enemy lane gets no kills and we stabilize going out of lane phase
why is it so hard for people to be humble about this shit
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>>584159126
they could've gone with a van gogh type schizoid that has a cursed brush or something and his auditory hallucinations manifest in his paintings and pop out from the canvas.
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>>584162193
>support baba

ah yes i too love billy support, abrams support, and my golly victor support as well!
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>that twitter shitpost about furries paying $500 for deadlock mods is real
wtf is wrong with furries you people got mental issues
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>>584149091
You mentioned a lot of expensive items

I too think he was designed for magic carpet but it’s hard to justify even for him because of the cost, you basically need a near full build before you can buy it
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dear deadlock gen
i've been fortunate enough to never interact with a russian knowingly
are they that bad to play with?

sincerely,
concerned burger
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>>584162451
they could've saved that money to invest on skins, instead of a mod that will be banned in 1.5 years
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>>584162451
Furries are either spending all their neetbux to commission shit or they're suspiciously wealthy and make six figures a year
There is no in between
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>STILL no musician hero with naga siren ult
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I'm gonna rat!
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>>584162451
Furries are autistic and usually gay so they have lots of disposable income from their STEM job and no need to raise children
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>>584162365
Telling a DPS main to buy defensive items is the same to him as you calling his mother a whore.
They'd rather kill her themselves than to ever look at the green tab.
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>>584162052
bald=evil
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Am I fucking retarded or did they add a new tunnel in the upstairs indoor area next to mid walker? I swear this shit wasn't here yesterday.
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>>584162406
See? This is what I mean. Had they done that I would instantly think the character is top tier because they did something interesting with it. Doesn't even need to be just Van Gogh, could even still be a girl but just a really schizo girl. ANYTHING but just the bland design we got.
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Why buy greens when you can just not interact until late game
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>>584160301
>100k damage as sollomon
Huh, it’s knight movement really pisses me off because I’ll move 2 bishops and a queen behind me before I can invuln dodge
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>>584162531
I prefer Russians over Brazilians, they seem to be stupid in a roughly consistent pattern so I can play around it. Brazilian are incoherent and random
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>>584162039
i want baba deleted
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>>584162451
why do you think rat king got in first
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does anyone else use prio tokens to play chars that arent new?
i use mine to play doorman since people love to ban him alot
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I'm noticing that specifically a lot of Bebops buy trophy collector as their ONLY green item and then proceed to feed their asses off trying to get bomb stacks
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>>584162693
Yes they did. I like it.
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>>584162605
a decent chunk of that income goes towards our animal partners tho
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>>584162837
i've been using them to get the character I want in standard to try and unlock it for Ranked, but mostly only if it's a contested character.
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>>584162941
bro casually admitting he rapes his cat
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>>584162531
They can be pretty funny but their social and economic status in life prevents them from having any higher thoughts.

I'd take a ruski over a fr*nch faggot all day.
My god those retards have such bloated egos for no good reason.
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Solomon is jank as fuck but pretty cool
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>>584162036
im bald
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>>584162531
russia is basically the india of "europe" and all russians are subhumans
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>>584161404
hair long as fuck tho
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>>584163256
>>584163256
>>584163256
>>584163256
fresh baked bread
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>>584161404
I spent 10k to fix that
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>>584162531
Russians unironically think that russian is a language spoken as widely as English and think anyone that speaks English is a burger.
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>>584156584
haze can at least far if shes behind
silver will just die on repeat if she isnt gifted a lane to solo farm to catch up
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>lane partner appears to have had their brain accidentally transplanted into their ass
>they manage to mvp at the end of the game
WHERE WAS THAT ENERGY WHEN I WAS RELYING ON YOU, HUH?
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>>584162995
dog actually, cats are too small and not attractive to me anyways, would a big feline like a lion or tiger tho
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>>584157768
first of all why fucking bother, it's not like this shit matters, having retards scream at me for no reward isn't worth wasting my time for
secondly they gated Ranked behind 15+ wins for 3 heroes yet new heroes are just dropped in there for idiots to feed their asses off with, no shit people avoid it
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>only getting 144fps wihle running 4 eve clients at the same time
fix your game
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>>584163135
>Least bad of the three
Silver linings
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>>584157768
this game needs draft so fucking bad it's not even funny, 44 characters is more than enough for 12 players + 2 bans a team
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>>584162995
>>584163369 (me)
also it's consensual sex not rape, stop projecting your fetishes onto me, weirdo...
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>>584163194
transitioning homosexual with a great head of hair?
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>I want to have sex with graves!
>Dr.Mario image and internal seething
>Anon: I fuck animals
>Nothing. Not a peep.
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>>584148315
put mina in the arcology
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>>584163752
not playing supp
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>>584160512
This is literally just Paige
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>>584164028
you really can't say anything to them, they have no shame
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>>584164028
The "sex with venator lmaooo im a fag look at me everyone" has been posting almost daily nonstop for like 8 months.

These people are mentally ill anon. You hide/report their posts and ignore them. It's all you can do.
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>>584164028
zoochad game, zoochad thread, zoochad site, zoochad internet, zoochad life
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My game keeps freezing / crashing? I can still "interact" with the program, in that if I press escape it brings up my mouse like i've gone into the pause menu but I can't actually interact with anything.
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What's with these sweaty fucking autists in standard mode?
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This is functionally no different than hiding in a bush in leageu but it being third person gives it a thrill.



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