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kanchelle dilation IMMINENT
>>584203521>GLUBBER threadblessed, but I fear a troonchelle meltie incoming
>no Kanchelle OPThis is like. . antisemitic. :/ Really icked out sissys.
somehow Lho has returned
>>584203638someone needs to protect the lalas from these horny BEASTS
>>584203515Please don't. That would be very rude.
https://files.catbox.moe/wmde6f.jpgdeus vult
So what is tonight's maint for? The new cross-DC duty/party finder system? When are they adding the new Gold Saucer minigame?
ThisThis is my .. houseThis is my houseWill you get out of my house
>>584203731you should have hid the match id but w/e
>>584203731wife wife wife wife wife I'm gonna learn how to play deadlock now I love you so much l
Huh
>>584203785yeah i forgot about that but doesnt rlly matter
>>584203724>That would be very rude.Oh I'm sorry you're right about that. I'm going to gently open your door and stroke it for you.
>>584203619*sprays you with a water bottle*go away demon
>>584203738>So what is tonight's maint for? The new cross-DC duty/party finder system?To add it to JP for testing yes, everyone else gets it later>When are they adding the new Gold Saucer minigame?October 28th
>>584203731Not playing deadlock for a hoeNot playing league for a hoeNot playing valorant for a hoeI will play genshit for a hoeI will play Zenless zlop zlorpo for a hoeI will play ff14 for a hoe
Moonie monday
>>584203820That's better but I'm still going to barricade my door so nobody jerks me against my will
good night>>584203601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1rqgFmWHdo
>>584203731post your newest futac@ pic
Need to find a plap before maint
>>584203738>So what is tonight's maint for?Probably to finally close Balmung.
I'd kill myself if my femra got 0 yous while Val got 3 posted a few minutes apart. Like damn imagine being that low on the totem pole.
>>584203859>no deadlock>yes genshin>yes zzz (how appropriate)I'm pretty sure taste this bad is illegal in civilized nations.
>>584203935goodnight!*gropes you*
>>584203738nothingu rike?
What should I?
>>584203619I'm gonna smooch her when I bother to resub btw
>>584203601https://youtu.be/hKjd30dA_b4
>>584204023I’d rather die than be a mobafag not sorry I’ll say it how it is. All mobas are ass. At least in gacha games I can stare at some titties in peace
>Most efficient way to plap before maint is with an RP tag>Several people I know in Ul'dahEheheh....
>>584204038hey that's literally my fiddie...
>>584203883I'm a sunnie thoughhhh???
>>584204082Yeah but I can "play" a gacha game just as easily on exhentai, and the gameplay will be just as good.
>>584203883That sure doesn't look like a moonie.>>584203601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHTnpLAhV7M
>>584204017sechen has like 3 people here total who tolerate him, he isn't mobbed up like val
>>584203883Moonie monday has been cancelled by Yoshi-P
I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>584204098I put more lines in it but now I don't know what to do.
Rolling
>>584204017I'd kill myself if I based my self worth on how many discord brown nosers follow me around
>Check archive>Person shitposting me caught in retrobanHuh
>>584204189you could color it if you want too, it looks great regardless though
Go to bed
gn /xivg/ see you tomorrow yipee>>584203601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7PhrnJWuuY
>>584204274what if i am already? checkmate nyagga
>>584203616ok kanchelle
>>584203601>>584203883Moonie Mondayhttps://youtu.be/z7mAqJE2sHo?si=rgM24LFGRJH1-oxt
>>584204163One last /foreheadsmooch and now I can finally go to bed
>>584204386vile looking creature
>>584204397Get some rest before I bonk you again, /pet
What the fuck happened to all our catboys?
>>584204386this thing kinda looks like the dubai toilet miera
>>584204496This one let his subscription run out
>>584204386Repulsive.
>>584204094Heh so everyone's busy plapping their brains out. Maybe I should go there too...
>>584204017you shouldn't care about that shit in the first place, let alone tie it to your character's worth or whatever. and val has simps who live in the thread (kong, elk, and various frencorders) and just say the same things no matter what he posts, like reposting a slop from a year ago to pretend he's not off-topic while posting a screenshot from a different gamewhoever this femra is, at least you're not going that low for (you)s
>>584203601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCXjhU9XuDM
fiddie goes into the LONG sleep...https://files.catbox.moe/is4n1o.png
>>584204486Yes ma'am! /pet /pet
>>584203883My moonie just tooted :3
>>584204669oh hell yeah...
>>584204496I log into mine (alt) when I have the time and replay the MSQ with a friend.
>you shouldn’t care about THAT>schizobabble bogeyman shitok
>>584204659Monumental sechen melty
>>584204202that's my goat up there
>>584204460>>584204619>>584204638*nibbles ur ankles*This is why ur getting a 24 hour maint
>>584204661they are schmooving...
>>584204740weird narrative
>>584204017my femra doesn't kill herself based on engagement metrics because 1 (You) from someone that can perceive her true beauty is worth 20 inane comments from the rabbleshe's doing it for a completely UNRELATED reason
>>584204202Rolling to see who's fucking my wife tonight.
>>584204659I need like an official schizo pie chart of every oldfag here so the newfags who don’t care about the old schizo drama can make a new Xivg, a better xivg free from the shackles of these schizos you included
My hrothgal is like thisAnd she yaps constantly on vc while raiding
>>584204860gm Leviah!!
>>584204840haha no dont kill yourself, your femra is so beautiful...
>>584204720i don't think so
>>584204907is it leviah shitposting the maliddies?
idk sounds like jobless kanchelle
>>584204948can you not avatarfag with characters i like i dont like associating them with you
>>584204496Turned into catmen.
>>584204986yeah>>584204987false!
wasn't it exposed as troonchelle when they forgot to take the 'Remus' name off before they tried to relink the troonchelle thread while only like 350 posts in?
>>584204659I don't think Elk likes Val
>>584205050correct, same for the ebin collage without his face
I thought it was Kong, now it's Leviah? Starting to think you guys just accuse random people that you don't like of being your thread enemy...
>>584204998dunno what you mean, how are you going to spend the maintenance though?
I'm beginning to think trannychelle might be a bigger mental ill freak than Kat.
Thread enemy application
>>584205050that was leviah falseflagging like the twofaced cockroach he is
>>584205157you don't even play OG arknights
>>584204773one day my sunnie will learn to dance as good as those lads
i just can't get over the fact that somebody has been assblasted by males of the normie NPC race for YEARS
>>584205050That was a pretty obvious skinwalk.
>>584205181hello diaperchelle, do you have any proof?
She pissed on me and said it meant I was her property, what's the slowest and most painful way to kill her, and where do I hide the body?
>>584205168No, Kat is the real deal while kanchelle is just a screeching dumbass.
>>584205252Can you prove this?
>>584205202i do, though i haven't read a single line of text. i play the game as a mobile game it is, when taking a crap
>>584204873just assume every catgirl ebin is trash until proven otherwise
>>584205271A bog and a bog.
>>584205168Wrongkanchelle don't have guts to bomb threat an airport
>>584205014This is the anon who doodles lalasand catboys now...
Uh oh! Trannydiaperschizochelle melty! Can you believe how obsessed this guy is? Sheesh!
>>584205319Unethical gachafag
>>584204179Maintenance moonies.
>>584203576When is Kanchelle not dialing8 nibba
my lalaboy awakes, good morning..
>>584205231a maliddie must have plowed their thread crush>>584205276Oh I know kat is the real deal, those disgusting nudes xhe posted still haunt me.>>584205226I could teach you some dance moves on the bed haha
my moonie has entered the thread
>>584205319retarded and gross like every moonie
>>584205319proof?
>>584205391Which nubin has caught your eye
Will we ever get another super mentally ill schizo like Kat?
>>584205337very organic leviah, you’re not a plastic psycho at all
>>584205323>"guys just trust me without proof"shant
>>584205391nice hat ya fuckin' DORK>>584205456maybe someday
The worst thing about maintenance is that how it messes up with submarine scheduling
>>584205231>>584205378PIPE DOWN maliddiejeets before we have to spike your curry again.
>>584205401like you don't shit too
>>584205461keekeed that freakydeek
>>584203601https://youtu.be/zHunMLNavOQgood night guy
>>584205461Do you have any proof? Let me guess, no proof? Qrd?
the only gacha I enjoyed(storywise) so far has been Heaven Burns Redmy fiddie is like Ruka
>>584203601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYPw5tSf33k
>>584205562val just full send back into thread bike mode
>>584205130Seperate from any of the current drama, I don’t like Kong for joining a pf I made one time to run some content. He and his little faggoty groupies left it right as I queue’d, even after I thanked them and such, and then gloating about it in the thread
>>584205440dunno, ffxiv
>>584205593Why did your bunny rape me again....
>>584205562Dang girl are these the new saucer uniforms
>>584205608really?what kind of mean girls shit is that lmao
imagine being leviah and skinwalking and falseflagging your friend until the entire thread hates and blames them for something they didn’t dokys cunt
>>584205615>level 106-107weak.come back when you're max level.
>>584205657It was just lame, most people here are fine
>>584205593thanks for letting me use him before maint
>>584205657Hes a SEAmonkey
>>584205676QRD? Got any proof?
>>584205335Uh, proof?
>>584205621I don't remember thisDid you reverse rape me in my sleep?
>>584205695>i play the game as a mobile game it is, when taking a crap
thinking about maliddies again...
>>584203601https://youtu.be/Nuc_hGseet0?si
>>584205737Yeah..I did...
Why is the Middie schizo schizoing Adana and Sechen.. those aren’t middies retard.
>>584205719And elezen I see?
>>584205739>>584205742>>584205749Wow /xivg/ has 0 taste in design
>>584205783Oh.. You.. Somno'd me..You.. Got me.. Boignant..
this thread needs more bunnygirls o algo
>>584205739be careful not going together with your shit. :)
>>584205784They're both Indian which makes them honorary maliddies.
>>584205378>I could teach you some dance moves on the bed hahathe horizontal hustle?
Holy shit Lois, I’m the best catgirl in xivg!
How many hours left until maintenance? Enough time to give some random sunnie+ I spot in uldah a handjob?
yeah it's kanchelle
>>584205872Kill yourself you annoying faggot.
>>584205562>could've been plapping this instead of shitposting herefuck my chungus life
>>584205872Honestly, Elk is the best one
my femezen is
>>584205872Zay's a cheap copy of the real thing
>>584205842finally someone more esl than myself, gj sis
>>584205872based and fun>>584205910cringe and seething
>>584205946ok cuck
>>584205898Just under two hours, so unless you play an unconventionally attractive (or downright ugly, or male) character or are a literate RPer you're probably golden.
>>584205910Uh oh Diaperchal melty!!!
do u guys think fiddies are real?
Hey Lois>Yeah Petah..?I’m transgenda!>Nyehehehheheh
>>584205985Ok cool I’ll update you guys on how it goes. I’m a sunnie who will try her best… I may have no sync or anims or whatever but I’ve still got it
>>584205391
>>584205872Petah, the horsunnie is here
...
>>584206018a scary thought
You have less than 2 hours to finally confess to your femlala crush in-game and NOT in the thread. Do not confess here.Confess to them via tell!
>>584205985>or malelotta seething about male success tonight
*aggressive kissing noises*
>>584205872>>584206028this shit sent my sides flying, i need to go to bed
>abducts the anon below me and flies off
>>584206129wow....
fuuuuuuuck
>>584206129LOL>>584206139Same
>>584206113I play a male character and it normally takes me 3 hours to find an ERP partner which is why I say that. Sometimes I get abnormally lucky though.
>>584206129*keystrokes*
>>584206160NYOOO ANON COME BACKKK
>>584206183jesus redesign your character bud
>>584206113This, I've watched a lot of male success.
>>584206187AIEE CANT A BOY LIKE YAOI IN PEACE
*schizos femlala*
>>584205790Or yours, maybe?
>>584206129Can I watch in the corner.. guh..
>>584205739Why are you crapping without letting me watch? I thought we had an agreement
>>584205927zay is my favorite catgirl and is like super cool and sexy and stuff and one day she'll be my wife
Im glad Im only namedropped in meetup schizoposts and not daily
who are the tooting moonies?
*splooges liquid meol*
>>584206209MY SIDES
>>584206276
>>584206359*slurps it up*
>>584203601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZgUiR31m-Y
*5 paragraph schizophrenic rambling*I hope you aren't mad at me.
Nyerk
I’m fading away, please hel-
>>584206393>gets no replies>laughs at own joke
>>584206359Riallant isn't good enough for you... you should get with a nice guy...
The end of FFXIV as we-know it: CC EditionCasual CC on Crystal1:30 ET
I’m your femra and I'm fading away, please hel-
*5 paragraph pedophilic rambling*Do better.
I'm going to do it... I'm going to pretend to attempt suicide again...
TAKE MY SPIKED DRINK SO I CAN GROOM YOU
>>584206457Sorry black buck.. your cocky~~ isn’t big enough to satisfy my buttpussy..
enough schizoposting, lets get more thread qos sluts
What are they cleaning...?
>>584206421Are we getting garuda skinwalks now
See isn't the low effort skinwalk thing therapeutic? I know some people here are permanently bitter but it's pretty cozy for the rest of us.
>>584205271Get her romantically involved with me and she'll disappear in less than 3 months on her own accord
>>584206543wowie zowie! they must be cleaning my shit!*sniff* *sniff*Ooh! i still smell gachacat!
rue or lavabod
>>584206507>>584206537kekkles
>>584206487Can we plap instead of CC'ing? It's too late
>>584206078yeah ur right. it couldn't possibly be true.
>>584206538Guess I gotta kill myself then...
I feel bad for laughing at that one…
*quueeeefff*
>>584206639>>584206668Me too.
>>584206642Holy fuck lmfao
Do I really have to...
>>584203601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZiKzQlq9P4it's too late to plap
Please stop beating me...
you WILL do this with your EB before maint, right?
>>584206630Anon, I'm a femlala...Surely you understand that's why we must queue CC instead? See you on the Red Sands soon!
I'm a writer
>>584206732Already did
The view is nothing like advertised, worst vacation everAt least I'm in good company
Please stop beating me
>>584206764But my wife is being spitroasted...
>>584206751O-ok I'll queue for the next CC match then... I'd never with a femlala! Never ever!
>>584206726I play healer as a fully covered male character
I have yet to enter any cosmic exploration zone beyond the first one.
Please help... She makes me lick peanut butter out of her ass crack...
I AM CANADIAN>I AM CANADIANI AM CANADIAN>I AM CANADIAN
>>584206421Anon.. I already posted to the garuda..
oiiiiink squeeeee
>>584206732>
>>584203601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWFsZ_YUc4
>>584206785I play healer with my character's tits out, but she's 0 bust
>>584206781Sorry, forgot my trip.
>>584206796Hey beautiful
>>584205851I was thinking about the mattress mambo...