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Wahey?
I love my genius wife!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04aZ3zbSR98
/ourgirl/
heyooo
>>584299843I think it's her
post your idle animation
just fapped to palmer. it was pretty good.
>>584300056no
Fuji Kiseki (26)
>>584299983Public cumdump
>>584300056
>>584299843
>he's even editing imagesI think ***** is in love with him and that's why he does this
>>584300163Indeed Uma x Trainer is unnatural
Vbourbons are my enemy.
>>584300146but Ayabe is supposed to be in the rear third of the pack..
>>584300264>spechud>two encroaching shadowsYou're the villain here
What does a good Commander Spe look like, I've tried a late and a half-assed end and neither do well
rednu was smart for dropping the game right when GL started
>>584300238who is him
>>584300313she looks like Special Week but with a different outfit on
>>584300312Spechud is about to get benched for a lucky pace. Inari is hard carrying me.
Imagine all the porn if Uma was like this tho
>>584299913That little boy...what's going to happen to him???
>>584300356>smart>watches a horserace on streamLmao he went away because he realized he was too stupid to keep the farce going
>>584300313pretty hard to make a great late one, need to overstam due to claw and she has no power growth
>>584300432that would be very good
>>584300246Desu I've always felt a little uncomfortable with the idea of marrying the person you are supposed to be mentoringNot right!(I) am NOT a groomer
any men?
What's wrong with NTR?
>>584300548no, only fat ladies gossiping
>>584300432The porn would be good but no way it would sell
Small tits are small?
>>584299875
>>584300668wtf are those buttfangs
>>584300526You sound homosexual, perhaps a fellow trainer relationship suits you best?
Is using independent training to get parents worth it?Is there a guide to using it for parents or something?
>>584299947Cute Rice!
>>584300668there isnt any trainer that can hold back when he sees this
>>584300708They are for sitting on my face
>>584300707My genius wife and her friend are very cute!
>>584300784Not homosexual I am honorable A gentleman A stand up fellow
This game can fuck off. This would have slipped me into retention range, but nooooooo, it had to wait until I drop down. And next week the line will crawl even higher, so I will remain in 5.5
>>584299985sexooo
>>584300857Enjoy watching from the cuckchair in that case, for every girl prefers a dominant man.
I've found the best ends build uses for accelerations squirt nn/nsm and overwhelming pressure such that the best stamina card is welfare bright not soup or creekstill unfavorable to roided fronts but what isn't
>>584300837GIVE IT TO ME
>>584300808You'd lose control seeing your trainee in athletics wear?
>>584300926>acceleration squirterm
>>584300956Golden Sexeration
Ran for 10 minutes like a retard but now I'm fully awake. It's almost midnight and <it> will happen overnight.A prayer for <it> to happen.
>>584300956Hot girls half naked are hot
>>584300959it's hard for cb to give me the squirt sometimes
>>584300920Girls actually prefer someone their own age
groomer is a literal job for umas though....
>>584301013>>584300992Trainers that get hard when they see their trainee in normal active wear...are dangerous!
>Biwa is winning the same amount in R2 as in R1>The entire rest of my team completely falls flat in R2I probably half-assed them a little too much but I tried a few runs to improve them and lowrolled every one so who knows. Whichever one does the worst in Round 2 gets fed to Blaze Brian for finals, if i can build one that's any good
orenji
>>584301162i have only masturbated to umamusume once and it was this picture
>>584300997W-what is <it> exactly?
>>584301070Who's gonna tell him?
>>584301132I want to Fuku Mati-santa-claus if you catch my drift
>>584300445he's going to grow up with certain proclivities...
>>584301216SEXO WITH JORDAN WHILE HELIOS AND PALMER DANCETHEN A THREEWAYTHEN A FOURWAY
>>584301132I speedread "Mati-santa fucking-claus"
>>584301108Tell me how I'm not supposed to get hard around Super Creek
>>584301108>>584300956>>584300668sex
>>584301209That's a solid choice
>>584300938ok
>>584300548yes but not for you
>>584301525The Uggmigos
>>584301567o-oh......
>>584301570cafe and pokke are not ugly
>>584301525Pokke is both Cafe's and Tachyon's ugly friend.
another young boy brainwashed by uma musume pheromones...
All the men are busy flocking to Tomakomai
>>584301570>>584301623>>584301630Rude
Rob Roy cute
Tachyon LOVE
>>584301630Jungle Pocket is one of the top 5 ugliest umas
Ihr großer Arsch
>>584301675Haha...yeah...
>>584301608:(
>>584301835You gotta admit she's got some seriously nice knockers for a Fengshui fraudster
>>584301835Her and Rickey share me. Still In Love joins in too.
>>584301835I regret rolling for rickey. I hate dirt
GL could be a million times better if we could see the 3 lessons that will pop up next, tetris-style
My trainee keeps showing me hypnosis videos, does she think they'll work or something
>>584301743The culprit responsible for property destruction needs to get punished
>>584301942i like rickey
>>584301740not true but list the others
>>584301884Yes but Hokko's tits are a tier above Rickey's. One of the best pairs in the franchise.
>>584301942never dickpull...
>>584301942Then why did you roll for her dummy?
>>584301965can't you just pretend, don't turn this fun game into another trainer rape statistic
>>584301986Yeah, I'm willing to say the nicest of all the dirters so far until Yanko is canonYes I know Transcend is the same size and Inari is a little smaller but Hokkos are just too wonderful
>>584301972DICK ARSCH FLASH
inesexy fujinsexy
>>584302152no one says this
latechuds, how fucked am i if i skip pokke speed?
Newbie, I need to join a club, but I heard you need to do a career per day to join a B+/A one? I'm on my 3rd one and it takes me at least few days for each, should I just go for the B ones in OP rentry's?
>>584301980Biko Pegasus, Air Shakur, Seeking The Pearl, Tanino Gimlet
>>584302190that guy just did
>>584302152i say this
>>584302131Hokko's whole body shape is just wow
>>584302238It's not about career per day but fan runs per day (maximising fans in a career). Join a no quota club if you can't do any independent runs regularly. Some clubs need minimum one independent fan run a day.
holy fucking BASED
>>584302350And she lied on her measurements so she's even better than they tell us!
>>584302253Forgot Twin Turbo existed so I guess Poke escapes the bottom 5
thank god laisufags aren't as shcizo as akanefags
>>584302152everyone says this
>>584302535who the fuck is akane
>>584300668Small tits are to be pitied
i only got special week in racist form, so recently. she's very horse daughter adorable i love her more than i expected to.
>>584302221bro we're already fucked regardless
BROSSSS,. im literally shaking right now
>>584302614Everyone loves Spe-chan
>>584302576Small tits should be celebrated
>>5843027937 and you failany other number and it's A finals for you
>>584302221you can borrow her for mediumsfor longs you'll have to choose between borrowing pokke or cafe wit
>>584302793believe in mcafe
>>584302894Cute!
>>584302894MINNA!
>>584303065wish someone would do this to me
>>584303065You can't post that
>>584303095He just did though
Type shit desuwa. I finally got a good one with 2 speed 2 wit 1 stam. The mejiro bloodline will claim the arima kinen this year....
>>584303065me on the right
>>584302893>>584302859won 5 out 5 bros...
>>584302406>independent runsnever did one, don't even know how it worksI will definitely do those, but after I did a manual runs with my umas first
>>584303204Well the idea is to do one fan run or whatever before you go to sleep and maybe when you go to work. Something like that should put you comfortly in a chill casual club, maybe even A rank
>>584303196Congrats ______.May the plat come to (You).
>>584303152Let me know if that works. I am of the opinion that fronts without a strong mid race unique are weaker, makes them unsuitable for rabbit and more likely to get robbed of 1st place.
>>584303065
>>584303196Bwo...
why is round 2 barely any harder than round 1 nowadays
>>584303196It's too late. They're already at your door.
>>584303372No Xog no win
>>584303301I see. I'll try. I'll get kicked in worst case.
>>584299790Buena Vista's villain a cute!
xmas daiwa's bretty gud
My POV
>>584303448>slop
>>584303372Thats a fucking lie. Round 1 was full of clankers and S/SS umas. Dont lie to other just for a humble brag.
...
>>584303196hi mistik
>>584303372less deboof spam on longkino
>>584303196Hey there... get it?
>>584303416You will find that its really hard to get kicked out of a B ranked if you just play the game. You'd have to drop the game for a month or so to get the boot.
horse girl pussy
>>584303523Stop "..." posting!
>>584301702This is so cute omg FUCK I NEED HER
wahey good morningu
>>584303356>>584303374>>584303323>>584303587>>584303535YAMERO
>>584303617!?!
Don't get me wrong bwos, GL is not MANT, I will fucking eat a gun before I go back to MANTBUTGL is a miserable experience because there is no catch-up mechanic for the economy system. Unity, if you get behind, that just means you have a bunch of juicy bubbles waiting for you to pop and get some semblance of return, and getting ahead means fewer bubbles. GL is a true snowball, so if you are even remotely a lucklet or god forbid make a mistake, you just get fucked
i post my in game name here all the time what are people going to do
who asked for a blogpost
>>584303669hey
>>584303717I say thisLiterally, I think
>>584303717true but it means there is more dogshit in cm so who cares
>>584303743Me
>>584302867if i borrow cafe wit, what's a good substitute for pokke speed? tachy? i only have her at 3LB tho. Or is the ol reliable sweepy sr the way to go?
>>584303717Grandmasters unironically fixes a lot of GL's problems.
i have 230k carats, do i have enough for ramonu?
>>584303956If you're willing to use your credit card
>>584303956No, you need 6 grillion carats
mejiro ramen menu
is pizza good for you?
>>584302512surprised ryan isn't there
Does Fine Motion have a big clit and is infertile because of her fucked up genetics like the real horse?
I have spent near 200 carrats on stam refreshes and have nothing to show for it
eating victory pizza
>>584304034Congress deemed the tomato sauce a vegetable serving in 2011, thus it is healthy
Fuck...
>>584304137>fatfalcopointup.jpg
>>584303757wahey SOON
>>584304079Finemoaner is a confirmed mare in the umaverse
>>584304079It's so big she could fuck your ass with it, like a hyena
>>584304117Surely you got danchou's love out of it.
>>584304079No, the three goddesses fixed all her problems. She is young with a fertile and royal umanko.
>>584304079no, the three goddesses fixed her busted babymaking parts in this form
>>584303350Macky has a cool 20% wr behind the true ace of my team, silence suzuka with enough stamina to run the autumn tenno sho twice. Unfortunately when suzuka loses my team usually explodes regardless, I lose if the field has a lot of other fronts generally. You're right about midrace.
8L win! let's try and get distance!!
Finemoaner
>>584304203I quit all of the runs
sent request to exceluma, because I can't live without excel
>>584303448I want to pet an uma so bad
>>584304079Her only condition in the umaverse is having really stinky feet
>>584304179I thought she was coming during the sprint CM.But looking at the timeline, it's during the dirt mile CM.FUCK.
>>584303669mwahey
>>584304078I'm in the minority who would fuck Ryan's brains out. Her hair is fucked but she has a pretty face and bombshell body.
>>584304291>You're right about midrace.Well, I did test it. It's unfortunate that the strongest Mejiro stayer (default) sucks at long because the final corner is way too deep into the late-race. It looks like you didn't pull for Summer McQueen too which is the better McQueen for this CM, and maybe in general.
>>584304407Tea-tties!
>>584304351Well, as least you're honest. Just don't let danchou know about it
fine motion more like brick stationary
>>584304310>8LDamn. Best I got today was 6. Round 1 clanker slaughtering doesn't count.
>>584303448don't use sloppa bitch it looks so bad
>>584304517Wait what? I have all 3 mcqueens actually. I just thought OG was better since her unique specifically says it gets boosted on longs... Please don't tell me I have to remake her.... Nyo...
sunday silence more like talking tuesday
>>584304407
smart falcon more like dumb pigeon
>>584304517>the final corner is way too deep into the late-racewhat's the problem with that isn't it just a normal final straight speed
karen chan more like chad kun
i can't wait to have sex with my club dacchis at the LA event...
>>584304481ruby wouldn't do thisshe wouldn't think it either
>>584304407>>584304739Cute!
>>584304664It's not like you have anything to lose, your McQueen has 20% WR. Why not?
n-nonn...y?
>>584304469she's coming out in the finals maybe but probably notit'll be a while for another mile since GM first cm is medium I think then there's haruten
don't queue up bros if you dont want to lose, i'm queuing right now
>>584299790Okay /uma/, in all seriousness, which of the following people/things are actually real, and which are just schizo delusions/gaslights?Seeded runsNot logging in for 5 days in order to pull for umas an extra 50 times for White KitaUmamaSundaymanShiraoki-samaThe Yakuza ban on umapornMambo (the club)Mambo (the umamusume)Mambo (the condor (the hawk))CM matchmaking being effected by win rate.Witgod789 Escape GoatsWide ShapedPeople here that actually know how to play MajongV/v/The PP + DD comboMaruzenski being 17 years oldKeibaHorsesWomenDoto being evilTorena rights
Childless Dantsu...
>>584304884she is capricious
>>584304980this is a sign you've been here too long
>>584304980None of the Mambos are real. El confirms it too.
>>584304992I can imagine doing this, not having my own little shitters THO
>>584303497My wr was higher in round two than round one
>>584304992don't worry, I'll fix that
>>584304904Because it took me a long time to hit those stats... But you're saying summer macky is good? Guh. Once again I don't know how to interpret good skills.
>>584304980this would be a good post if only you had kept the schizos names out
>>584304992not if I can help it
you niggas don't know anything about dantsu flame stop posting her and pretending you care
>>584304980realrealrealrealgasligh—ACKgaslightrealgaslightgaslightrealsexrealrealrealshould dierealmy PP in creeku's DD desugasligh—ACKrealgaslight3DPD a SHITreallol. lmao.
you dont even know what toothpaste brand dantsu flame uses
>>584304980mostly realMaru is only half real since she starts junior year as a 14 year old
>>584305239I care about all cows and I know what happen to the real horse. In return I will cherish and protect uma Dantsu.
>>584305271umas don't need to brush their teeth
>>584304190>>584304215>>584304279Why didn't they fix her hair ornament mutation then?
>>584304407...this reminded me I left my coffee on the nightstand behind my chair and it's probably cold now. Sweet sweet 10:30 pm coffee
>>584305149Yeah fuck mamboschizos
i do know that i want to make cheese using dantsu flame's breastmilk!!!
>>584305138Dantsu... easy on the cheese...
>>584305349Because its a nod to her real life counterpart. Dont be autistic about it.
why did he do it
>>584304980>Seeded runsfake>Not logging in for 5 days in order to pull for umas an extra 50 times for White Kitareal>Shiraoki-samareal>The Yakuza ban on umaporncyjew is very strict with its ToS and does enforce it regularly so kinda real>Mambo (the umamusume)who?>Mambo (the condor (the hawk))real>CM matchmaking being effected by win rate.real>789 Escape Goatsreal>Wide Shapedreal>People here that actually know how to play Majongreal>/v/reddit>The PP + DD comboreal>Maruzenski being 17 years oldfake>Keibafake>Horsesfake>Womenfake>Doto being evilfake>Torena rightsfake
>>584305349but they did? she's a mare now
>>584305354that bottle can't possibly carry enough fluids to cover a milequick! help her by giving her YOUR fluids!!!
>>584304980>it's all manufactured dramanot a single fun meme in there just boring shit only 3rd grader would find fun
>>584305440To show he can be bratty too
>>584305239I know Dantsu deserves happiness because she was not treated very well in her past life as a horse and was basically run to death before dying of pneumonia right after being retired. fuck off, faggot.
>>584304980I'm a 3rd grader and I find this funny!
>>584305469you know what's not boring?cumming between donna's fat tits
>>584305440Revenge for everyone making fun of his (for a horse anyway) small cock at the Takarazuka
>>584305591wine aunties
>>584305410she loves it too much...
Which uma has the ploppiest umanko?
Woo that's another loop attempt.
I lost zen-nippon junior yushun. uma for me?
>>584305832that's not a real race wdym
>>584305615proof!?
>>584305813explode
>>584304980You don't really need further evidence
>>584305898It’s the dirt race on the Hopeful turn that no one has ever actually run
>meisho clan won another g1what the HECK
>>584305258Witgod is sex?
>>584306061Taiki and Haru would
>>584306130I kinda look like dantsu here
>>584305997You'll have to go through the archives, he's a horse so you know, he doesn't exactly care about hiding his penis. But he also was completely flaccid so it doesn't say much. Either way the guy that posted it got lots of (You)s
round 2 thyme
>>584306130Worth it
>>584306318Why's Inari One inviting me for a quick blowie
>>584306318Good luck cutie!
>>584306061FactsI got 2 dirt trophies on my first Acute run because I never ran those
>>584306439She's throwing gang signs
>>584306453thank
>>584304034sex with stallions
Idk bros, i will change one ace in my team for Dom
>>584306318open a subreddit blogposting retard
>>584306558But it's Natie who kills poorly built fronts
Your uma wishes they could be HALF this photogenic
>>584306318>Keep seeing this KSB/ CommanderWeek/ Festival Inari combo with the same red - white - black colors on the costumes so it vaguely looks like they are all on the same teamfuckitsgeniuswhydidntithinkofthat.gif
obligatory podium
>pace mackie stole the angling from front mackienothing personal, kid
>>584306531that's a quick queue wtf
>>584306667nobody cares
Danchou, how many fanruns a day to make you happy?
not like it matters here technically, but I'm kinda glad I overstammed now for these scenarios
>>584306781I care.
>>584306718>my true strengthI still don't know how this skill is supposed to be impactful, I need to see a Blazed Brian to confirm it
people only talk about kitasan white but what about satono white????
>>584306781I care
>>584306806V please
>>584306718>goldship running alongside pacesAnon, don't fast forward.........
>>584306842She doesn't offer sleevejobs anymore so what's the point
>>584306842she owes me sex
>>584305415I meant the in-universe goddesses you smegma eating tranny.>>584305447Interesting. Is that just for the new outfit or did they change the existing ones?
>>584306842I'm not going to the islandTrainers get raped day and night over thereMiss me with that shitte
>>5843066673 S tier Uma for the CM are successful...Shocking
>>584305750The best way to die
>>584306842she's the only one I care about in that banner, but unfortunately I don't have the carats to spend on her since ramonu wit is coming
>>584306893retard
End Closer OG Maya raped me twice today
after the events of last thread i'm interested in seeing an /uma/ religion poal
>>584306893only the new outfit
really HECKED up to think that simply buying a sonic game funded diamonds career....
>>584306971ok but look at their dripall matching and coolthis might be a commission angle for that guy who draws cm wins
>queuing during jobber hours
>>584307027The only real religion here is the Three Goddesses and anything else will be smitten by Shiraoki eventually
https://x.com/seiyuucorner/status/2109879415547256935laisu no...
>>584307054
>>584307109KITACHAN NO
>>584307027i'm guessing 60% shiraoki, 40% feng shui
>>584307109I am more curious to see how diehard /uma/ is about their loyalty to the Sega console line
Are the pink sparks more important than the skill sparks? Just got something with good skills but got front runner.
>>584307098Shiraoki isn't real
>>584307428it dependsif the whites are THAT good you can overlook it, but anything but distance pink is kind of bad
4-4-3-3, even galskita raped today
>>584307440t. furniture arranger
>>584307428if you're making a front runner parent then it's whatever. they live and die by their whites.
buying yakuza 0 helped fund our satono HERO reve's career
>>584306842KItasan white is meta forever (atleast as parrent), Dia is meta till Laurel
>>584307428pink distance sparks are generally better than running style sparks
>>584307530no one cares
>>584307634Doto would not say this or think this
>>584307634I can outfuck them both
>>584306665that's why I love doing themes for cms whenever possible so you can clearly tell who's on which team. really cool
>>584307530nice looking WR, good that you didn't fall for the debuffer agenda
Symboli Kris ... strong?
>>584307530hi umama can i have kissies
>>584307634me on the left
>>584307632I care
>>584307553Atleast chi is real
>>584307804Strong!
>>584307720100 babies with Taishin
>>584307425None, I have owned almost every Nintendo, SNES, Wii U, and GBA excluded, and every Playstation console.
>>584307804Are >we allowed to snack on her?
>>584307839i don't agree to this
>>584307707which of the debuffer agendasstupid so can't tell which one you're referring toand thanks !!!
>>584307860Do whatever you want.
>>584307817you already said this V
>>584307905trick question, using any kind of debuffer is cringe
>>584307965That is Mambocchi the open leaguer
Goddamn my trainee is so fucking ugly
I miss the double carat event
what theppl want mummy creek badly I guess. I would never borrow this personallyok for gp purposes tho
>>584308030Kawakami bros....
>>584307843I owned mostly Nintendo handhelds, but the consoles were mainstays at houses I would play atPlayStation was a rarity until the 2010s? I feel at least from where I was
>>584308016sure you are lol
>>584308053The sprint parent drought is very real.
>>584307965>>584308016you're actually retarded
Arima Kinen is the ultimate fraud raceEvery year done chump can get lucky and win one race and get glazed for it forever
>>584307440Yes she is
>>584308030Briantore...
>>584308030ryanbros...
>>584307440the post that saved /uma/
>>584308112V melty
>>584308053it's good I'm gonna use it too once I clank my nishino it has head on too
>catbox downaieee
>7 more days till paid bannerOh how i wait
handsome hons
>>584308053Combination of all the other final straight unique bearers being impossible to mutate and not being able to cope with late firing final corner uniques instead It's surprising no one ever uses her on longs really, like she ends up being absolutely bottom barrel
next bread will be yakisoba pan
>>584308256
>>584308446On Longs, her unique only ends up being a 5s .25 late race velocity
only two weeks until we get to visit Tomakomai! Who's excited? I know I am!!!
Shakoitus
>>584308518Oh it's final straight, not late race straight, derp
I NEED A 3 SPRINT NISHINO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIETThere are some decent pasa and ballroom kiseki parents at 7* sprint but at 8* parent quality falls off a cliffAnd I can only clank nishinos with 1-3* sprint sparks because otherwise affinity will get raped
>>584308639AAAAAAAAAAHWONDERACUUUUUUUTE
>>584308492yakisoba pan is an abomination
>>584308381why do horses need hairthey look like chimeras, such strange and majestic creatures
>>584308639literally me on the right
>>584308619There are second half of the race combination velocity and acceleration on a straight uniques, but Creeks is more like a Plancha with different condition
>>584308748Just like us
>>584308748but it's good tho
>>584306842I am dickrolling her and panting her umanko white with my cum
dozo
>>584307609Dia makes my dick hard until the end of time, unlike that lesbo Laurel
>>584308748Holy shit taste
Dirt
Light Hello is NOT a smoker, please keep that in mind before you post THAT here
Can someone link the spreadsheet from that loopa discord? I lost it, thanks.
>>584309186Here you go. Remember to be a good boy https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/edit?gid=1794018670#gid=1794018670
>>584309178hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo
>>584308906I'll only eat it if she spits in it
>>584309178That?
why are all the dirters so erotic
>>584307804Yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gObo7LPuw
>>584309334anal coded
>>584309178She smokes my cock regularly though
>>584309246Cheers.
>>584309325
>>584309036my three wives whom I've had at least five children each with and Wonder Acute.
>>584309406I got pwned…
Longslop apologists, why is 90% of discussion about the next 2 cm?I thought long was the best distance? Then why have people already moved on from the current cm even though we still havent even finishined round 2?
>>584309348penis in butt = homosex tho. Why have sex with a butt when there is umako? Umanko is where the semen goes, Maya taught me that.
>buckbroken by tokyo yushun +100m
>>584309532longslop discussion happened 2-3 weeks ago
>>584309615this is nakayama bro
>>584309532i don't really care what retards here think or talk about
>>584309348anal is jewish propaganda
>>584309648You're so cool and hot.
>>584309325Someone did another uma animation of a viral video
>>584309532People just want to be done with GL and move on to greener pastures
>>584309854greener pastures and browner umas
>>584309758This image is fake and gay because I would never do anal with Zenno Rob Roy. My semen is reserved for her womb
>>584309845POST IT ALREADY
>>584309532What do you mean? You have your aces done now and prepare for the next CM.
>>584309646I Naka(dashi) ya mama, how about that
>>584309885Oh yes!
>>584309406The rick roll of /uma/... The Jordan roll...
>>584310092This December will be jolly
>>584310142That it will be
>>584310220nyo...
>>584310220nothing makes me lose interest as quickly as a woman who smokes
>>584310220disgusting
>>584303372That's my life.. Too unlucky to win group A now it's just 7-8 independence learner uma in Grade B round 2.
Any JPfriends know if they ever update this
>>584310220Why does she lick the bottle
>>584310487why don't you ask their general?
smoking is so cool tho...
>>584310545That would be the smart thing to do, yeah. I'm retarded though
>>584310220Fuck that's hot
We fucked
>>584310487Not a JPfriend, but no not reallyThey just add more banners I think
>>584310712Not specifically a JPfriend, but a friend nonetheless. Thanks bro (wow, that is ass)
die retards
I am posting this picture of Curren-chan because it's relevant to the the thread, but most importantly because she's the CUTEST uma in ALL the universe
sugoi
>>584310794Holy shit is that her first alt?
>>584310247Rob Roy isn't for lewding.
>>584310821I HATE CURREN
>>584310670digitan would orgasm from the first thrust
yay sprint gear
>>584310863what do you think idiot
>>584310915People can't help it, bookworm with big tits is a killer combo for lewding!
>>584311149Rude and uncalled for
>>584311203well i hate you and everybody else in here too
>>584311150if you push her too far she'll kill you with rhodonite
>>584311369I cant say I appreciate your tone, but thank you for the cute Dura images.
>>584311369duramente would say this
DURAMENTE I RAPE YOU
>>584311438whatever idiot i would snap your neck if i had the chance
My Taishin keeps whiffing the condition for Sleeping Lion even though i have a frontrunner guarantee the pack is stretched so what else can explain whats going on?
>>584311369brusquement wouldn't say this
she is LITERALLY me.
>>584311369Nobody cares V
hello???
how am I supposed to get risky business while clankingalready have an 80% chance of inheriting racing stam so that's already figured outdo I just need to make a new loopa with it
>>584311740henlo
>>584311767the gamba wit girl
>>584311767borrow festa wit
>>584311613kys
>>584311740Bro? Are you ok buddy?
>>584311812>>584311820awightneed to use my borrows anyway so I'll borrow this in the meantime. making fuji gp
>marked
random but once done with sprint I'll start looping a maya with risky to try and fish for something guddunno if there's anything else I should get. I guess restraint but not sure how to get started, maybe just run sweep instead of maya?
I was planning on doing this for the next few days but Digitan hates me that much I guess she gave me dirt on the 2nd try...
i don't really care to be honest
>>584311821Delete this
>>584311821Helios if she was good
YEAAAAAAI LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>584312413>7* dirt LIGHTWEIGHT BABYWE GO 9 BLUE 9 DIRT OR WE GO HOME, CLANK HARDER
>>584313064Oh yeah? Name 5
>>584313191ur mamaur auntieur grandmaur sisterur cousin
>>584313191MARUZENSKYSEEKING THE PEARLTAP DANCE CITYTAZUNALIGHT HELLO
>>584313191joejoejoejoejoe
>>584313531Tazuna isn't an umamusume. Neither is the director. Please seek help.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCR>https://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCRhttps://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCR>https://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCRhttps://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCR
>>584313594One day you will see the truth
mibombo
these threads are so boring when he is not around
>>584313742Misexoooo
>>584313797But I'm right here
>>584313594You said name 5.I said I love older women.I named 5.
>>584313531Tazuna is a JK
>584313846you are not him
>>584313123If I were to continue clanking Digitan the 3 goddesses would spit on me for disregarding the stam 3 uma stan 3 sparks they gifted me. And 7 is a good mutating starting point which was the goal.
you are not alexander
I am Graham
>>584314039That's my name wtf
I am Steve
We are all Alexander
>frontsloppers
i'm gonna eat his uma children praise to shiraoki
>>584314172>debuffcuck
>>584314172a true hero wouldn't race this way
>>584314172my fuarking hero
>>584314172true kings know we use slaves
So did you win?
>>584314172>debuffchad
hi
>>584314221In that race they were irrelevant anyways. But in round 2 every race basically looks like this because everyone just uses fronts and ends. I'm already being denied like 3 of my skills because there's literally no one around me to proc them for almost the whole mid game.I'll see my girl win.
>>584314240She carries a sword to kill other runners.Its fine.
>>584314513Winrate? My solo isn't going too swell
>>584314507heyy
>>584314576It's going alright
>>584314680Deboofers are pretty powerful huh?
fatties
STOP BRINGING DEBUFFERS YOU IDIOTS YOURE JUST GIVING MORE AMMO TO GOLDSHIS AND FRONT RUNNERS FOR FUCKS SAKE YOUR DEBUFFER IS CAUSING A TRAFFIC JAM
>>584314598stop replying to me
>>584314873AHAHAHA MY SUPER CREEK HAS DEBIFFS FOR FRONT RUNNER, PACE, LATE AND END CLOSERSMY BIG TITTY MOMMY GODDESS IS A TRUE MONSTER
Reply with oranges to me please.
>skinwalking hours
>>584315019orenj
cm21? Im thinking a nishino, pasa, yamamin team, yepits good being a paceGAWD
>>584304980>Seeded runsReal in many games, at least some sort of RNG manipulation has to exist here tooAt the very least "drop lists" have to (you seeing same shit over and over until it resets)>Not logging in for 5 days in order to pull for umas an extra 50 times for White KitaReal>UmamaFake, no proofs exist>SundaymanReal>Shiraoki-samaReal>The Yakuza ban on umapornFake, it's self-enforced Japanese autism.Please refer to my cock and balls on how these horses make me feel>Mambo (the club)Not sure>Mambo (the umamusume)Real>Mambo (the condor (the hawk))Real>CM matchmaking being effected by win rate.Fake>WitgodHe's real and he's beautiful>789 Escape GoatsAsk again>Wide ShapedYour mom>People here that actually know how to play MajongSadly real>VMaybe real?>/v/Fake, was renamed to /peoplewithbadtasteinporn/>The PP + DD combovery real>Maruzenski being 17 years oldFake, you need to be 18 to own a car in Japan>KeibaIt's real and it's beautiful>HorsesI have no proofs but they're real>WomenSadly real>Doto being evilThankfully real>Torena rights"Beasts have no human rights"
>>584315087flying orenji
>>584315019>>5843150874 and you die tonight
>>5843152237 and you have to be nice for the rest of the months
>>5843152237 and you turn your life around and become a pillar of your local community, 4 and I am struck down in their place, anything else and the thread is orange marmalade on toast
7 and the fags die
>>584315328i will live foreverfukuniggers will all die though
>>584315132so true fellow cm20 frontgod, now I'm a cm21 pacegod
>>584315306Orange marmalade is nice...
I wanna skip class and probably will, uma for this feel?
0 and you get 3rd place on the CM
mcfatty
>>584315347>7I die with a smile upon my face as I am returned to the great race track in the sky, can you say the same
>>584315447o7
>>584315447I'll drink some fermented mare's milk on your funeral
Why is cm21 a pace cm? How do they proc nishino and pasa and super creek uniques if you just clog the front with 3 front runners?
>>584300432How the fuck would Fujin put those pants on
so how are we feeling about grand livedo we still like it better than MANT
>>584315534good luck winning as a front with all the accels fronts have for sprints
>>584315534Dunno, I will run some lates
When the Tachyon event hits, will we get 3 upgrades of our choosing? Or is it 1 blue upgrade, 1 pink upgrade, 1 inherit upgrade?Im split between turning my 8 blue 8 dirt into 9/8 or 9/9, my 8 blue 9 med into 9/9 or my 8 stam 6 long into 9/6 Med cms start die out for a while soon, right?
>>584315534There is only 1 usable front uma and end is the strongest style so the entire lobby loses to end anyway if you're playing front and the paces can't accel
>584315613forced engagement post to farm (You)'s DNI
>>584315613training for longs is worse but everything else is better imo
>>584315438I would never stop feeding this uma, all the sweets in the world would belong to her
>Already in A finalsIt's time to loopa my sprint CM WHo is meta?Is team Machan, Summer Taiki and some late (Kingu maybe) is alright?
The true fat fuck
>>584315698Run king as an end and then you'll be fine
>>584315657kys v
>>584315698Machan is better as pace for cm21
>>584315750FAT ASS KRAUT
>>584315752>End DI think wont
i only have 2 sprint umas
>>584315807Pick one from here
>>584315223
Luv me orange wife
>>584315902They're callong my sprint Dober 007.0s of usable accel with her unique0 potential gold skills that actually do anything7 creampies after every race
>>584316024
>>584315621just specific mediumsthere's still 1-2 medium PvP events per scenario, even when the scenarios get shorter, except for hot springs which is ages away
How sovl is end OGuri for cm21?
>>584316180>D End Would not be pleasant
>>584315902oh princess would be really funny
>>584316180end guri with lightning surge. only true oshis are runnign
too ez
is 1LB acceptable for guides if I want to actually use my borrow slot in the next scenario?
>>584316180arima kinen urara levels of mutation required
>>584315805damnit, fuku is just pure sex, the tiny skirt and thigh highs is a sexual brainwashing magnet
How long do I have until I start have to making parents for CM 21?
>>584316250Yeah 1lb, even 0lb really, is enough to free up the borrow slot.
>>584316243fuck off
>>584315787>make her as pace>but give her angling for lucky paceKINO
>>584316264>sprint E to sprint A is comparable to turf G long G to turf A and long Aretard
>>584316240I'll run late ogurin with OYL and surge
>>584316373Sprint E / End DGood luck with that
>>584316250You need LB3 version of card to be optimal...
>>584316353>CM21>angling
>>584316353>anglingbro
>>584316373you need a sprint inspiration while having to run 7/7 sprint/endthat's not at all the same as needing 1 (or 2) sprint inspiration off however many sprint sparks you can cram
>>584316272!!!
>>584316180so sovl that is not happening
>>584316424>>584316516>7/7 lands you on Sprint B/End A>7/7 for Arima Haru lands you on Turf D Long DAgain, not fucking comparable in the slightest
I was not really asking how hard it is to make sprint endguri. I was asking if triumpulse will mind break rape my opponents if I do, or if it's not worth the effort
>>584316373>Nitpicking Niles>Stick in the mud Serge
>>584316730lil gup its a gacha game wat u saying relax touch grass
>>584316730>Will Triumphant Pulse rapeWill the sun come up anon?
which one?
…
>>584316673Maybe I exaggerated a little, SORRY.
>>584316856Right anyday
>>584316856left
thai ming
comfy hours still hasn't started
>>584316935I just came from edging for hours, I feel pretty comfy rn ngl
>>584316935Be the change you wish to see my friend
>>584316935V is still here so
/uma/ said these are shitter hours! yosh! ikuyoooooooooooooo
>>584316856Right 100%, you can get left hints from tach speed, uma stam and 3* inherit is better
>>584316993go beat them silly!
would be lit to end at an 80% winratecan't wait to lose a coinflip favored in my odds...for the tenth time
>>584315613Show the NPC for Grand Live then we can talk
>>584316993ganbatte silly-chan!!!
Get this harlot off my screen
>>584317037you'll be fine on long with those umasprobably
>>584316993Give ehm hell, silly!
>>584317098she's christian and based
>>584317117Don't underestimate his ability to job
>>584316891I dont accept your apology, as a Currenposter you shall be raped into improving your posting quality
>>584316971How unfortunate that you also hereWould be nice if you died too
Ichibanbros how we doing so far? 20% WR doesn't seem that bad
V has come to
>>584316993I did it!!
>>584317193Kill yourself
>>584317257I kneel sillyGOD
>>584317257UMAZING!
>>584316792>>584316849>>584316876If you got something to say then just say it
>>584317257
>>58431693539 minutes until comfy hour
>>58431722520% with a Uma built for this track in specific should be the bare minimum
>>584317193>that you also hereescape goat
>>584317257grats!!!
>>584317257nice!!!
>>584317117maybeI'm trying to make sense of itwhat kind of trainer can only win on sprints and longswell it makes sense for ME personally, because either you go all-out or pace yourselfso it's like mega skewed one way or anotherwhile most it seems plat on mile and medium, which makes senseso autistic can only go one way or anotherwonder if anyone has the same sort of datanot gonna even proof-read this just yapping
>>584317257nicely done!
1/1/2/2tomorrow will be better
>>584317318…!
>>584308723You're gonna have to use a sprint grandparent on your side, make a sprint grandparent, and then make a sprint parent with that and aim for either turf or sprint sparks.Then borrow a turf sprint mix nishinoIf you're just banking on the pinks you're gonna get shit.
>>584317501you're no relevant player unlike sillyposter
I want to cosplay as this highkey
>>584317570I didn't claim to be
>>584317318...
>>584317501if you can get 2 wins you can get 3!
>>584317591Why would you want to cosplay as Og*ri C*p
>>584317638Oguri cup?
it would be cool if some subhumans died
>>584317591Mambwo...
>>584317501Hope you'll make. I barely made it to A on my last ticket (1-2-2-3). Machitan locked in thankfully
>>584317675as in half full?
>>584317591god i would suck him dry
>>584317638she's coolI like coolgotta know your strengths to make the best of it
>>584317702as in peak of full
>>584317591don't let your dreams be dreams
>>584317621Kill yourself already jesus
>>584317861be nice please
>>584317765what would a trainer business trip even be aboutdo you go to trainercon or something and attend hot workshops on how to best integrate ai into your daily workflow
>>584317160ehh, yadathink of a better joke, it doesn't have to be rape every single time my guy, if you think of something better maybe I'll think my posts more thoroughly
>>584317936the next scenario is all vr and ai, so probably, yeah
>Trolling outside of /b/Damn you are desperate for a reply now
I propose a third uma general where all the annoying people can piss each other off while the good faith posters stay here and friend- and smilemax
>>584317851I'll do research on how they do the gray face tones I guess. that's probably my favorite part about thesemakes her look like a wolf
using oguri for arima is CANON though its HER race
>>584317520>Then borrow a turf sprint mix nishinoHmmmmmm, nyo!Why would I ever borrow the Nishinos on the borrow market? Theyre all ass and I have like 5 of my own that are better than 99% of chrono NishinosI'll just borrow one of the 7-8 sprint Pasas
>>584318069that usually happens when people bake against the V thread
>>584318069that has happened multiple times before but you keep going to the schizo counterbake lel
>>584317961claude generate a 5 step plan to make my trainee go faster make no mistakes do not hallucinate
>>584318163alright well then make your own damn nishino, not everyone has her but everyone has a pasais this really so obtuse that it needs to be explained to you?is this the kind of person who gets lucky and highrolls on the gacha while I'm stuck fighting for last year's scraps in lucklet hell?
>>584316512>>584316442Bros? I thought angling is>if you first win moreIt has some others properties?
>>584318207People do not like your threads, american larperyou need to deal with this fact that 90% of posters do not like you
>>584318297the skill just doesn't proc
>>584318297you should double check where that late-race corner starts
guess how many support chains finished in my fast learner run did you guess fucking **0**?
>last two opponents were smurf neighasodds and I'll retire thisevens and I'll keep going because I'm losing the next three anyway0 and the next 7 determines my decision (if post starts with a lower case consonant, I retire. Uppercase consonant or any vowel, I continue)
>>584317752I've yet to see a cool depiction of Ogucap outside of Cingray.Cosplays included.
>>584318297anglinlg only procs on late race corners. Late race is all straight for cm21. Thats why lets pump some iron also doesnt work, for example.-
>>584318297on a corner anon
>>584316993>>584317257Gj silly bro, you're dangerously silly
>>584318353If you didn't finish Light Hello that's kind of on you>>584318362Why would you retire in round 2? A 3rd is the same as B 1st
>>584318362why would you even think of retiring from an A finals chance, what's the thought process here? go do your races
>>584318374yea it's unfortunate because I looove edge
>>584318313trying way too hard to get a reply buddy he is not going to give you one, and neither i will lol
>neither i will
>>584318464you just did?
>>584318427that one doesnt count I can trigger it. creek CB and Kita didnt even start until after senior summer. I am owed a severe luck debt after this shit I swear to every god who can hear me
if * didn't reply to himself all the time I'd like him more, but doing that is so boring
>>584318362AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>584318528not engaging your conversation retard, jesus you are low IQ
>>584318574...you just engaged with the conversation
>>584318637what is the conversation again?
>>584318569OG Golshi aint dead yeti wonder if that Wit Taishin card will buff her(why are there two cards of the same rarity *and* type for the same uma)
I feel bad for *. No one actually likes him
>>584318520I really wanna hope that all the ESLism he does is just a bit
>>584318678sure, making a card that gives encroaching is a buff to every end that doesn't have it natively
Is it conversation to say how much I fucking love Mr. CB?
>mr. reddit[-]
>>584318427>>584318448I wanted my dia to be the center for ms. victoria...>>584318569GOLSHI FUCKING STOP, I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO GO UP AGAINST QUINTUPLE FRONT LOBBIES AAAA
>>584318713I don't. He can stop being a fag at any time he wants yet he chooses not to.
You guys are fucking retards. Can you fuck off back to /vt/ or whatever shithole you came from?
>>584318821Let me rephrase. I feel bad how a life was wasted on a loser like *
>>584318856>he's not in uma that means he's not on 4chan!!!
My Doto will win this CM
>mrs. sex.b.[+][+]
i hate
>>584318856>13 hours agofucking flatliner
mgu mgu
>>584318819just swap out your other two aces for debuffers then for finals
>>584318893Guy has no life and is a retard ofc he here
gold shipcunt grip
>>584318856The thing is i think that logs the last time the game was booted up, same with your follows list ingameConceivably one could have the game on and not closed for several hours, half a day, a full day, at a time until something disconnects it
I just love hags.
>>584318386>>584318390>>584318348Oh i will use "im still newcutie" card here, ty
>>584318362>>584318819if you're afraid to race get off the track
>>584319150deathdeathsexsexsex
I like food
>>584319159Newbies don't get to call themselves cute
>>584319234But i'm very cute though
>>584319150my young and fashionable girlfriend maruzensky
>>584319159No problem friend, you learn something new every day
As in half-peak
>>584319382i know despair exists
He will bake soon
>>584318789mr caring beauty
>>584319150kill smooch smooch smooch smooch marry
>>584319382You're right bro, learning is fun
After watching Cinderella Gray I have to ask, Could Maruzensky beat every other miler since that was she was basically allowed to race?
>>584319150rape kill fuck sex fuck sex sex fuck fuck umanko
>>584319150except for the bitch ofc
>>584319606I mean, she already did at the time.
>>584299790I'm still waiting
>>584319606If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike
>>584319459because you have played Danganronpa
>>584319605This place in the event was based on the Tokyo Skytree right? I had no idea that thing even existed, i only knew about Tokyo Tower..
I know derb exists because I am derby.
>>584319150oh no, my adult women fetish is acting up again
>>584319606if we're gonna do an all-time uma ranking for miles, then she's a close second to the peerless one
>>584319783is Ace really coded as adult-woman-fetish thoughShe's like a teenage shounen protag right lol
>>584319150
>>584319848it's funny to call her a hag, that's it
>>584319848people only say she's a hag because of her hoarse voice
>>584319848I think hags are hot and I think Ace is hot. Therefor Ace is a hag.
>>584319848being a tomboy ages you 2 years. being a delinquent ages you 4. ace is both. do the math
>>584319798>only mile G1 she won were mare only G1s
>>584319798no one cares V
>>584319670I mean that's true; Maru was so feared that no other horse could dare challenge him, but I wonder how he would fair against the great milers of keiba such as Ramonu and Ai.
>>584319905why would them being a tomboy or delinquent age me?
>>584319976boys are for ojisans
>>584320038>>584320038>>584320038
>>584319882People say she's a hag because her twinkle series was from 1982-1984.
>>584319962Zephyr would dust that fraud
M-m-m-my Umanko!
>>584318784true, but golshi's kit is aggressively mid considering the main draw point (uma stan) can be easily inherited
>>584317952>it doesn't have to be rape every single time my gu-*rapez u* you were saying?
