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kokonotits
YU-GI-OH! PLAYER GOES VIRAL AFTER WINNING TOURNAMENT IN BLUE ARCHIVE SHIRT A sweet victory combined with an unexpected fashion illusion that captured the internet's attention.
this two weeks will feel like Christmas for us
>>584300292Gookako99 nonce ....
soon
Chinese girls are the best
>>584300253Many do not know
We'll be Gogurting little girls soon
pedos get the rope
>rolling for not limited
Why do all the Shanghaijin gal are into agepaly ?
>>584300253>>584300343She's 11 why are her boobs so big? This is immersion breaking
>noncetrinitards begone, this thread belongs to gehenna
IT'S UP
Dress Iroha for 6th anni
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>584300475you lost
Natsume flopped
>>584300475
https://files.catbox.moe/gpn6ib.jpg
This isn't a gif
>>584300629virus
dozo~
Cats are good for you, /bag/
>Raping ____>Getting raped by _____Which students come to mind?
Guh ... OCEAN childs ...
>>584300746RioHimari
https://youtu.be/8tuci49S4AQ
>>584300773is this real
you wouldn't let your dick win
Had someone at work mention they used to not be able to pronounce "y" sounds when they were a kid. They'd call "yogurt" "gurt" and would yell "GURT GURT".The only thing that I could think of was Hina holding a handgun
swimsuit kiki in 90 minutes right? are (You) pulling?
Blue Archive.
saki moe
>>584300780>>584300735
Wakamo
my wife soon
>>584300897My brain isn't even in the running.
I need child butts, please post child butts!
Is sKisaki or sShun more likely to be meta? I guess sKisaki gives you some bonus stats in the worst case, but not enough to choose.
Peak female body will be ready for me
>>584301036kiki
>1 Mari short videoEvery single artfag went insane. It really is just like poking a hornet's nest.Pure sex.
>>584300418those butts will spook me during fes #trust
>>584300840KINO
>>584300431didnt roll for>capitalist (commie) dog (goat)>waif michi>ritsu ditsu>dreesed up mitsuki>rena>flashbang swimsuitI DESERVE a DICK ROLL after skipping all those
>>584300971It's like a sampler platter for different loli types.
>>584298256https://jiggie.fun/riceinsummerarchive2https://jiggie.fun/riceinsummerarchive2https://jiggie.fun/riceinsummerarchive2
>he skipped rits
>>584301036>metahot girl = pull
>>584300626Post more...
>>584300746Shun (big)Shun (small)
>he skipped this
https://exhentai.org/g/3365372/14e4062388/PEAK doujina good read before end of maint
>>584301078What about pvp?
I regret skipping Ritz
>>584301489I'm fine with her raping senseiBut on the other hand I feel he got her body type wrong and he drew her exactly the same as shunnyHe has one body type
https://magma.com/d/zI4rTXRkN4https://magma.com/d/zI4rTXRkN4https://magma.com/d/zI4rTXRkN4Remember that the hinadori and g*gurt aggie is currently upCome draw
Tight Child Pussy
Wildhunt summer and Ritsu is on the male swimsuit challenge, nobody has noticed despite sensei being the only male to compare to.
ccp thread
>>584301634what the fuck is a hinadori
KisakiBut she speaks chinese
>>584301813Chinese C_ _ _ _ P_ _ _ _?
Name of this group?
>>584301890Shanhaijing but all the students have Chinese names.
The CCP is spying
>>584302002Liu Ge Qisaqi!or however chinese names work
>>584301960Adult sex with this child
Do I skip and read it later or just read it? What to do. I've only read half of the events with this school.
>>584302045kokona is my assigned agent
>>584302341Just reading the Shunny and Rumi Shanhaijing events is enough
extended maintenance?
>>584301191>not rolling for the canon wife
>>584301253https://jiggie.fun/riceinsummerarchive3https://jiggie.fun/riceinsummerarchive3https://jiggie.fun/riceinsummerarchive3
>>584302341There's only four events, you can read them all in twenty minutes Only retards skip>But how can I do the missions if I don't skip?You can do the grinding missions without reading the story
>>584302368sex the hebe (this is an action and her title)
ITS UP
UP YOURS
SHU SHUPO POPAHYAYA PAHYAYA
Bros I had today such an strange dream, nothing sexual, just weird>had massive headache>took a normal aspirine pill>sleep>wake-up >notice that I'm a school>I see mob Students walking around>2 mobs walk past me and say "Good Morning Sensei">notice that I'm in fact wearing a suit>I'm still trying to process what's happening>then Mari walks by in her gym clothes, says good morning as well>I call her to come back>then I ask her if I can hug her>she seems surprised, a bit weirded out, but agress>I hug her, she feels real, she feels warm>I smell her and she had this perfume smell that I know I had smelled before but I don't remember the name>Mari then says that shes very weirded out that I'm hugging her so hard and taking wiffs at her hair>I ask her if she's uncomfortable and wants me to stop>Mari says nope but her face looks very confused >I stop and then I see more playable Students around >then I felt like very emotional and overwhelmed like if I was about to cry>then I woke up with a massive headacheWhile I have had dreams about BA before, they were never like this. They were dreams where I was not present or I was one of these Shiba NPC watching shit happen in the distance. Does now being Sensei means my self-esteem is increasing? I'm not even into Mari (that way), probably her short left me a huge impression?
>>584301634hmmmmmm... nyo... I'll wait until the halloween aggie to make a new pic
>>584303112Fr fr?
>>584303130you have become a schoolthe headache is a side effectluckily schools don't have self esteem so you'll be free from that kind of worry
My dick IS UP!
I heard that SCHALE Sensei have been running around hugging and sniffing young girls. How shameless i say
I love the bounty shop change. It's like a cert shop just for welfares.
>>584301191Suzumi swimsuit when
>>584303130Had dreams similar to this but not BA relatedIt felt real too, the scent, the sensation, the warmth.I didn't think much of it
I once dreamed Kuro/Chloe was my gf. It was the sweetest dream ever. I'm in love with that succubus.
>>584303434>43ngmi
>>584303434Don't think Ive bought much from the bounty shop at all because I forget that it exists all the time, so I'm loaded and ready
>>584303293
>>584303452a bit greedy after we were just blessed with M.Suzumi
suou when
>>584303693love the ? markespecially since she KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOINGGUH
>>584303715I love magical Suzumi, but I just saw "flashbang swimsuit" and thought of THE flash banger.
>>584303434I will finally have my maxed blue Koharu
>>584303604Canon sensei...
This is one of those banners I'm going to drop one 10 pull on and otherwise skip, even though I'd really like either of them, I would have sparked for kokona
Why child pussy erotic?
>>584302605https://jiggie.fun/riceinsummerarchive4https://jiggie.fun/riceinsummerarchive4https://jiggie.fun/riceinsummerarchive4
>>584303863The brown girl from the Prisma Illya trio
>>584304083It's juat natural
It's up yo but
>>584304083Just look at it and you'll know.
kisaki? loved
Oh it actually is up
here we go
yep I'm fucking them both
>>584304081I CANT STOP FUCKING WINNING
>>584304462Explode!
Why is nobody posting their Kisaki roll?
>>584304525:)
for some reason the video is freezing when i select kisaki's or shun's banner
>>584304525I'm doing my pvp first.Is this the bond gear that makes Iroha good now?I don't really want to replace my tanuki wife and commiedoggoat but it'd be fun to see the tank wrecking pvp again.
>>584304576blog update: guh and phew, I can now contemplate sparking someone else in one of the upcoming banners instead of finishing any sort of sparks here
what the fuck I was gonna jack off before rolling
>>584304525calm down newfag, doing my event quests first
>>584304462>>584304521ICAN'T STOP
>Kiki in 40I could have easily gotten Dress Haruka.
Welcome home, honey.
>>584304843Snap!
yeah good enoughgot jewdog too
>>584304841DIE DIE DIE
Why are event prologues getting so long? I'm not in the mood for reading I just want to clear stages and dump my AP.
Why is everyone posting their rolls before bluefes?
Damage report? Did you get both S. Kisaki and S. Shun?
Reading
>>584304410AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>584304897>40 rolls each>114k pyros still left in the bank for pandafesWell that was fun.
Nobody told me it was up
>>584305054Fuuka wife status in shambles.
>200 pulls, no banner girl>aropla twiceso what's the condition lf them appearing, just randomness?
The triple C is finally here
>>584305196
it's that easyyou just have to believe in your wife
I BELIEVEIN THE WILL OF MEG
MYSTERY NIGGA
FUCK YOU ARONA!
>first tenner gets my shun/shunnyIT WAS DESTINY.
sometimes i wonder why i bother playing this dogshit game
I love Cute Chinese Pussy
I'm not rolling.
>>584305346oh no, it's HER
I know neither of them have seen huge meta usage yet, but do either of them need UE?
>>584304089Thanks for playing!
METAROLLERS DO WE ROLL????????????????????????????
naturally
>>584305065<3Unfortunately, the last few raids forced me to use up mats
>>584305535Only if you're a speedrunner
>>584304728>got both in 90 pullsWait so the trick was not jacking off before pulling this whole time? I was doing it wrong?
remember that s skisaki will brick your full auto
>>584305579>1
Shes one of us
Yeah, I'll read it later.
Both of the new units are S+, not even SS.
how fucked am i for fes
>>584305652pleb
Ok I have Kiki now but what does she do?
>I only roll for meta students>Yes, I need those .002 seconds>No, I don't have a wife. She fell of the meta long ago. Stupid bitch.
Well, it's a start
>>584305672>"But I have to skip it so I can play the missions"(he pretends)>As though the rest of us don't know you can play the missions just fine without reading or skipping the story, you just have to click the second tabYou don't have to lie to us to be a faggot story skipper, you're never going to get respect here for that
>>58430534750/50 could have prevented this.
sShun is better than sMicah outdoors? New DPS?
>>584305796Implying I want any respect around here. I do what I must.
was Rumi always this hd?
>>584305795>bond level 24You hate her that much?
>>584305631Works on my machine.
>>584305795>313it burns
I got her while pulling for S. Shun. What is she good for?
>>584305693You still got time to unfuck yourself
>>584305821I don't need metafags to suddenly think these characters are good so they can pretend "Oh well I liked them all along"I need metafag retards saying dumb shit like "Uhh, of course I'm skipping the non limited student, its not worth it"
I'm surprisingly running out of secret tech notes and it just came to me that they're actually really limited.
>>584305795>313More like its the end.
remind me why the new system is bad
>>584305347>>584305398LMAO
>>584305912Gosling memory lobby
>>584305912Her l2d is top tier.She's actually a strong yellow dps but I think she had some dumb gimmick where she needed to not get hit to do full damage, making it not worth the effort or something.I never had the UE to even consider trying.
>>584305874>>584305795>313>387
>>584305652my cafe is full
>>584305958because in the old system, you roll 180, you only need another 20 to get bothIn the new system you roll the new character at 180, the entire thing resets. You cannot get both characters
>>584305958New system is bad if your lucky.
>>584305912Adult sex. That's all Kayoko is ever good for.
Arona please...
>childlike energy>not child powerno...
>>584305901>>584305957If it's for my wife, it's worth it
Delete spark system
Just got S.Kisaki at 110 pulls. Should I try to get Shun too or just call it quits here?
Headpats and wombpats for everyone
>>584306115BASED AS FUCK
>hehe
>>584306115I got mad respect
>>584306171How long is a piece of string?Depends entirely on how much you want Shun, how many pyros you have and how much you want the upcoming stuff.
>>584306042>because in the old system, you roll 180no, you roll 200 and get shit
>roll for S.Kisaki>get her really early>can't justify rolling for Shunny anymore I'm so happy because I really wanted Kisaki but so conflicted at the same timeI guess the start thing would be to stop and wait for the rerun with Rumi/Kokona, right?
i literally got kisaki on 180 and sparked shunny with 20 more pulls
>>584306115Now that's a proper Sensei.
>>584301827
ACK
>>584306084I don't know if you noticed, but Shunny isn't her real form no matter how much Shun copes.
she's so cute
I didn't even roll and I want to fuck Arona.
>>584306251If you're on a budget, yeah - they're non-limited, might even pick them up as a spook by the time it reruns.
>>584306289I love girl failures.
starting now, I will save for kokotits
Im skipping this non meta student
>>5843063591 IMPOSTER
Uwaaah! Why did Sensei have to meet the Black Tortoise first? If it had been Genryumon, I could've met Sensei sooner, and we would be just as close!
Im not a pig but
>>584306345Kiki does age play too.
>Been so long since I used Iroha without Ibuki that I thought the bond item had changed her animation in the tank
>>584306359>Noa's tits not even movingNoabros...
i dont like kiki
ive been raped
Fuck kiki
they still haven't fixed the bug where background students can interrupt the bond up dialog
>>584305785>His wife isn't good for at least one raid and considered usable in PvPThe only downside to my wife is that I have to fight people all the time because they talk shit about her default art.
>>584306521Momoi is a well-known rapist
You like the gacha now?
>>584306359heehee
>>584306572utahabro,,,
>>584306634
>>584306634Retarded drama baiter
>Sensei calling Rumi the best chef in the worldIt's over
>American hours>Suddenly some guy starts posting black people
feeling happy
in a scale from 1 to 10, how painful will my life be if I skip Kokoro's banner?
I WANT TO FUCK SWIMSUIT RUMI. STOP TEASING ME LIKE THIS.
>>584306768It's 2am here bwo
it's always during burger hours
>>584306790Why is kokona the biggest isnt she like 11
>>584300442out of 10!!Seriously though, you clearly don't hang around 11 year old girls irl enough if you think this is impossible
>>584306741Fuuka bros, it's fucking over. Old and busted.
What the fuck, THAT is Kiki's voice?
i prefer rumi's cooking than fuuka's
>>584306949yaaay
Kiki was doing a good job taking care of the shop! Please praise Kiki!
>>584306949
>>584306741I said it while suffering heat stroke...
>>5843068235Modern JFD/raids assume you have both sSeia and Kokoro. SIbuki has replaced Kisaki in comps with multicore DPS
I prefer Izumi's cooking.
This isn't the chink one.
https://x.com/aqblzzz/status/2109808223742271962
>>584306835>step 1: make shanhaijing event>step 2: make potential rumi alt>step 3: refuse to release it>step 4: do it againTHEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITRUMI FANS DO EXIST AND WE ARE FURIOUS
im in
>>584306521ive been raped (x2)
Is S. Serika useful in any raid or game mode?
>>584307126Pure Jomon woman
>>584307202lol no
alright Iroha lets go rape pvp
>serika
praise ccp
>>584307181peace peace
>>584307202no?you can see her buttcrack in her memolobby tho
Kiki is my last ever spark. I won't be able to feel the security of just doing a few more rolls to get the second rape-up anymore because of mathchuds...
uh oh EOS
>Maintenance in progressn-n-nooo
maint?
>Buy choice ticket and ten roll ticket>Roll>nothing>game suddenly goes into maint
WTF I WAS PLAYING
What? Let me in
maintenance wtf
WTF JOHN NEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
uhh?
>emergency maintenanceoh baby, time for some more miracles.
EoS...
wtf I just got in...
HEY! I was playing!
what the fuck emergency maint? they will tweak the pull rates
What the hell did you do?
>just finished everything>maint pop upphewbut oh no my cafe ap in an hour...
wtf
EoS is here. You were warned.
Kisaki drained me and only 3k pyro left it's over...
Maintenance in progress. Returning to the title screen.
WTF happened? I was in the middle of buying a choice ticket. Did I get jewed?
SEIA WHAT DID YOU DO
what the FUCK THAT WAS A FUCKING PURPLE ARONA THERE BETTER BE A KISAKI WAITING WHEN MAINTENANCE ENDS
lol glad I did my headpats
>>584307365Hope you pulled during hot period
https://x.com/shu_ren33638/status/2109328900849614898average Momoi content
MAINT ?!kek like 40 posts at once
>>584307202she is your cat grill friend
I can't believe they're reversing my good gacha rolls
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ROLLINGNEXON GIVE ME BACK MY PYROS
Sometimes lucky
>>584307415no, i actually got fucked and had to double spark (i planned for it tho so no worries), a rollback would do me good lol
wtf server just went back down while i was burning stamina
>>584307367>>584307326>>584307353My fault I came insider kinderbrats........sorry bros........
Isn't that like, a really big mistake to make?
>server fucking brokegood thing i pulled out
literally me every time when I see a new support ticket
WHAT THE FUCK RUMI WAS JUST ABOUT TO RIDE ON MY BACK
>at least 28 players hereNeat
>more pyrosother than still being ap capped this is a win
Guys I'm concerned.What if they roll back our pulls but don't give us the pyros back?
You guys took advantage of those few minutes with double the chance of pulling a 3-star, right? That’s why they had to do emergency maintenance.
380 pulls for one rate upi'm going to personally staple the balls of the next person who complains about the new system
>throw a single pull at Shun’s banner to test my luck>pink>it’s Nagusagoddammit
What the fuck AronaI was still rolling for my Kiki
>chinks discover ligma dupe exploit>about to exploit myself>maintenanceDamn...
my cafe is flooding
WTF MY HEADPATS
At least I had time for Iroha to take advantage of me
>only 12k pryo >Roll for Kisaki>Get Shun off banner instead >Nothing left>Get kicked from the gameWhat the fuck...
forgot to update new system sorry
>Artist who creates misery porn art and suffering art is suddenly complaining that his timeline is nothing but complaining and unhappinessironic
JOHN NEXONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Sora lostIroha floppedBA EoS'd
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
IT'S UPTHEY REVERSED THE WHOLE PAST HOUR
WHAT THE FUCK I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MISSIONS
>>584307528Explain please.
>>584307528at least spill the beans now that said exploit is dead
>>584307537my rights?
>>584307528Proof?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWTF HAPPENEDEOS?I WAS JUST TAKING A SHIT
>>584307601
>>584301634Come in
Got Miyako at 200 right before maintenance wtf
The chinks are not happyThey are vocal and crashing the servers
wtf is going on
Maintenance in progress.Returning to the title screen.
>>584307668I hate students like her the most.
>Another 2 hours AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
>+2hour maintenancepee pee poo poo my stress!
how long is the fucking maintenance?????????
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
Is it just me or base Shun's ears are so stiff compared to the rest. It bothers me so much whenever I see them.
just tell me when it's back up ok /bag/?
please hurry my cafe is capped...
>>584307668>MiyakoIt's all your fault
>>584307616>he thinks he has rightsSensei...>>584307668You have doomed us by forgetting to say KOUSAGI GET YE GONE before pulling.
>>584307674>>584307489WE fuckin love chinese pussy that much
isnt it already 6 utc?
>>584307746This long *unzips*
While surprise maint is happening. Can I get some well intentioned advice? I got both Kisaki and Shun in 190 rolls and am waiting for the GA ticket before I spark. Who is more worth it to get the extra eligma? Also, is it worth it to get the old fest students? I already have SHoshino, but lack Wakamo and Mika. I have 92K gems left so I'm not broke, but I wonder how much use I'll get out of them if I try since I have a maxed out UNeru which gets the job done pretty well in yellow content and UE40 BAris for Blue
FUCKING ARONA I BETTER GET 1k APOLOGEMS
>>584307528I'm pretty sure the issue was >>584307474 where the premium dash banner incorrectly said gave a guaranteed 3 star every 10 pulls instead of a guaranteed 2 or 3 star
What am I suppose to do now?
>It happened againYou abused the bug before the maintenance, right?
>>584307474wtf is this real
TWO HOURSMY CAFE. I'M GOING TO BED IN 45 MINUTES.
I still have 800 stamina left to spend...I can't stay up much longer...
Fuck this I have work in the morning
>>584307797I do not wish to be put in debt no
>2 hoursMy headpats....my wife will be in the cafe wondering why I'm running late.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>584307783If you only care about bare minimum plat on baby mode global servers then skip
>>584307474>>584307797WTF
It's over.
>>584307794>two fucking hours to change a line of textSysadmins is this really how your stupid fucking job works?
>>584307797I'm a good boy from a high trust society. So no.
I was in the middle of buying pakeji...
No...my headpats...my AP...
do you guys actually decorate your cafes i just have a bunch of shit put down
The GSC President is a total fake.
>2 hoursfuck thisim uninstalling
MY FUCKING HEADPATS. I didn't even get to do them after the maint.
>>584307474Some translator's about to get ripped a new one
2 HOURS2 FUCKING HOURS
>>584307783That I'd take Shun. You'll see more use for her.
>>584307831I didn't do my headpats because I rushed to start rolling...
I didn't pat my units
>>584307906
>>584307783Wakamo is a lot more niche since A.Aris dropped but she's still pretty useful. As for Mika, I'd personally recommend pulling for her even if you got a fully invested U.Neru.
LET ME INhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMoloUg8QpY
JOHN NEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>584307857>>584307906>>584307973SEX
>>584307961Bruh
>>584307879They're gonna need to refund/roll back anybody who spent on it probably
No seriously why?A game breaking bug?
I had to spark S.Kisaki and have nothing left for Ibuki....
AO wonBA lost
changing the line is easy but they also might be having a discussion about reversing the pulls
>>584307973
>>584307783As I understand it, Shuny being a DPS gets more out of extra stats than a buffer like Kisaki.Wakamo is your wife and you should roll her for that (though she doesn't really see much use anymore). Mika, meanwhile, covers Neru's Indoors weakness, so arguably worth going for her for that.
>>584307797didn't a bunch of people get their accounts banned last time this happened
Are we jumping to HSR or ZZZ?
Why are we screaming now
>>584307928I used the template for gehenna party, then rearranged and swapped, adding furniture for students I wanted to show up. Cafe 2 is still a work in progress.
>>584308097I would get some nice zzz with Chise I didnt sleep too well last night
>>584307879It takes 24 hours to roll out any change in 8 stages no matter how small at my company for "safety" reasons.
>>584308063See >>584307797
now what? back to sleep?
>>584308089NOOO DON'T EOS LIKE THE BA SERVERS
>>584308115I was locked out of Schale.
>>584307474fucking YUGE unironically this kind of stuff can get them sued into oblivion
They wouldn't just do a rollback rightright
>>584308097play rimworld instead
>>584308092You are never going to use your own Shunny as a DPS.
I DIDNT HEADPAT MY STUDENTS YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW HARD IS IT TO PATCH OUT A BUG YOU USELESS CHINK PROGRAMMERS?!?!?!?!?
>>584307783You can probably get by without Wakamo and Mika just fine these days but they're both useful to have if you like them, even if they're becoming more niche.You're not gonna get spooked by them so if you want them then the only way you'll get them is rolling. Don't roll for students you don't want though, it really isn't worth spending 200 rolls to recoup a fraction of that through raid performance increases, assuming 1 student is going to somehow push your ranking over the edge.I'm incredibly uninformed on the sChink uses but I'd assume Shun benefits more from the UE since she's an actual dps with a terrain advantage over sMika that might see her get some use or make her a good mopup student since purple isn't exactly rich in decent ST dps.
>>584308092>>584307981>>584307956>>584307848Arigato. I will spark Shun and pull for Mika. If I manage to get her before spark, then I will get Wakamo for the momos.
>>584307928Maybe it's just my autism talking but it's fun to decorate (especially if you are trying to make a themed cafe)
i was in the middle of setting my pvp def how are they gonna compensate me if i derank
>>584307879compiling and syncing databases takes time but it's probably because they need to come up with compensations/penalties for the people affected
>>584308150Nah, pretty sure that's old
We play Terraria around here.
>>584307474>literally nobody rolled there to know if it was true or not
https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2109892054981693546https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=3562571I want to read the story bruh
>>584307474I actually saw that but my mind immediately read 2 instead of 3
[ 10/13(Tue) Temporary Maintenance Notice]1. Schedule: 10/13(Tue) 6:10 AM ~ 8:10 AM (UTC) 2. Impact: The game will be unavailable during the maintenance period. A patch download will be required upon reconnecting after the work is completed.3. Rewards: Reward will be notified through this notice.4. Maintenance Details : Certain in game notice text is subject to be changed.
>managed to climb into top 10 and claim just in timeheh, c ya l8r losers
>>584308097Probably go back to Division 2 and shoot black people and women.
>>584308151Nap time.
how realistic it is if they decided to rollback the server?
>>584308285It wasn't giving me 3*s...
Quadruple sex
>>584308270I can tell by the poses that this is Starbound.
>>584308327>he wasn't already in top 10 and didn't clime to rank 1heh
>>584308285The rate info link correctly showed it was only guaranteed 2 or 3 star, only the notice when you open the banner page was wrong.
KIMCHI FIX IT RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW
>japanese school event >everything goes smoothly>chink school event>SHUT IT DOWNNooticing
>>584308198Charlie...
>>584308341I would hope they would look through and punish each person individually.
>>584308312>>584308296>changing some text requires TWO hourswhy?
>>584308420plapna
>>584308341>Fuck up your banner text>Few people might have rolled on it>Your fix is to roll back servers fucking over everyone that rolled on the new bannerYeah I'm not sure Nexon want another PR disaster on their hands reight before fes.
I stayed up for this.
>>584308441please excuse their jeet programmers
>>584308383>clime chink warlord...
>>584308395If it was only a translation issue, they wouldn't need 2 FUCKING HOURS to fix it.
>>584308320Retard
>>584308320Millions are saying this
>>584308341I JUST BOUGHT AND REDEEMED PAKEJITHIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>584308354how are you playing the sex game rn
minor melty
>>584308341doing a full-on rollback would be a PR nightmare they want to avoid, specially with the upcoming gacha changes, in the past they have handled the affected people on a case by case basis
>>584308441Every single gacha is like this from my personal experiences.
>>584306249Yes and you still get nothing in the new system until 200 because your 50/50 will be bunny akane elephs
>>584307797>You abused the bug right??You realize they brick your account if you did abuse it right? Like if you even mistakenly abuse a bug like that you're basically bricked forever
Gonna be pissed if they rollback. The one time I don't impulse roll...
>>584308341what happened? did north korea finally attack?
>>584308473>Only jeets can program badlyHave you just never played video games before?People have been managing to fuck up programming long before Indians had even got connected to the internet.
>>584308547Better than 0 elephs with spark
>>584307797isn't this like last years bug/exploit?
>>584308549They usually just roll back. Only people that did it 100 times got actual punishment.
>>584307856M-Mila?
>>584308549But seeing pyro debt is pretty funny
>>584308584why is there 2 chiaki
desu im not a fan of kiki
>>584308549Speaking of, has anyone unbricked themselves by now? Or did they all just quit or start a new account?
>>584308584Sex with Chiaki
KIMCHI PLEASE
>>584308630It's fine. There are plenty of people like you. You'll find many at pride parades, you dirty faggot
Predict the rewards
>>584308628Begun the clone wars have.
>everyone that didn't read the story before server shut down basically lost out Hmm
>>584308610It is, you can tell by how crunchy the webm is.
EOS IS HEREEOS IS HEREEOS IS HEREEOS IS HERE
>>584308327I was in the middle of my climb man
>>584308657>night shift
>>584308691600 apologems
they will refund your rolls with ligma
see? it's impossible to make Global run the same time as JP with these incompetent bastards. 2 months of time to prepare and they atill manage to fucked it up.
hating these devs keeps getting easier and easier
>>584308652The only way to unbrick is to pay up
>>584308753Translations are literally what they said was the main issue with achieving parity.
You guys are so funny
>>584308441They need to go and grant all the missing 3* to all the people that pulled to avoid false advertisingHope you pulled
>>584308753brother in christ they three fucking months to fix bugs and they somehow still fucked things upbuffoons
i just wake up wtf is happening
>>584308547And I just had to spark swimsuit goose with nothing but 2 purples. I'll take the extra ligma and 40 rolls discount over that.
>>584308894A typo and now the browns want compensation
>>584308894>>584308705
>>584308867So will I get my miracles back and get shunny?
>>584308894the devs fucked up yet again
>>584308894It.
>>584308549>>584308623wait some people actually got into gacha debt?I only know one game that did that and it promptly died right after
>>584308894>>584307474
>>584308894Indefinite maintenance aka EOS
ok but how do you fuck up and type 3 instead of 2, like just erase the jp text and keep the numbers and stars
Claude made a typo again? For fucks sake.>Claude, fix the typo in Blue Archive dash banner. Do not make any mistakes.>Clause, estimate the time and refund logistics for the fix including reverting changes for people who rolled on it.>N-nani?! 1 hour for such a simply fix?I guess it can't be helped...
WHAT'S WITH THESE HOMIES DISSIN MY GIRL?WHY DO THEY GOTTA FRONT?WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO THESE GUYSTHAT MADE THEM SO VIOLENT?
>>584308894kisakie (AKA best girl) broke the game
Pyroxene status?
>>584309112
sweet children manko dreams, bag
why we're not allowed to be mean to students but calling Chise a retard is okay?
Has literally a single person here actually rolled the Premium Dash?
>>584309154Because it isn't being used in a derogatory manner
>>584309160No and I refuse to do so
>>584308989i only seen keystones debt in this game
>>584309150I actually dreamt that I clogged up the toilet with a huge shit last night Then today I throw a single pull on a banner and get Nagusaheh
My stamina
>>584308927>they ALWAYS give apology pyros>B-B-BUT THE BROWNSYes, they are 3-2 this season, I'm impressed myself.
>>584309154>we're not allowed to be mean to studentswho told you thatthis community regularly hates and humiliates students all the timeyuuka, aris, arona, etc.
Chise is a bing okay?
>>584309160it's literally bait for babus when sHosh, Mika, Waka, dHina, and sHanako banners are gonna go up in two weeks
>>584309154I love retards the most.
>>584309248retard
>>584309220Wat. How?
>>584307616lollmao
>>584309160No, it's retarded. There's a better banner with these students + more a few weeks from now.
>>584309248/bag/ is a safe space where you cannot be mean to students or fellow sensei no matter who they are
>>584309220I've seen JP players get into -48000 pyro debt from abusing bugs before it goes down for emergency maintenance before.
>>584309154It's not mean because retarded girls are cute. We even call the best club the retard club.
I rolled the premium dash and got s.hoshino in 90 pulls...
>>584309356Aren't those three already taken out from the bluefes banner pool though?
>>584309248There's a difference between teasing and hating students only autistic people can't understand the difference and go on 10000 paragraph rants because someone called yuuka fat
>>584309359This but unironically
>>584309416Anon, he's not talking about the blufes banners. He's talking about the recollection one.
>>584309308quick crafting bug exploit in jp back then
>check youtube meta players>youtube tells me to NOT roll for Kisaki and Shun>check /bag/>EVERYONE is rolling for Kisaki and Shunehmmmmm?
IT’S UP
>>584309416I don't mean the regular fes banner, I mean the Encore Recruitment
I dont understand the Dash banner and the internet doesnt seem to explain it great.
>>584309415Here's to hoping they let you keep her
>>584309450>>584309503Huh, I had thought the premium dash was the recollection banner
/bag/ is an edge space
>>584309480just bee yourselfthey're just beeing themselfyou should too
>>584309480Dick above all.The only meta pull going forward is S.Ibuki, S.Iroha and Kokoro anyway.
It's our Sheside big in the Gogurt Seia Bread
>>584309480/bag/ is full of good players that don't need to skip students they like to scrimp and save for "meta" students to get plat.
>>584309427tell that to nasty hateful SEA anons...
>>584309480>he needs the approval of youtube niggersEnjoy being bricked dummy~
>>584309505basically just the fes encore banner but it always comes up for new accounts
>>584309503Recollection* Recruitment
>>584309505It's the new player banner that will allow you to catch up on fes students. Everyone is getting it for a month I think, then it will only be for new players as they come in.
Turn the game back on so I can head pat, and reverse my dogshit 200 pulls.
>>584309480>meta players
Eimi
I better get my pats reimbursed.
>>584309480Shun is jfd and raid cleanup team meta. And has some uses in pvpKisaki is only for raid cleanup teams. No raid's core team used her, she's a dick pull.
>>584309154women actually like it when you are a bit mean to them
>>584309546dogshit luck plus I had to spark shun
>>584309248Tsukuyo being ugly is an objective truth and there's always 2 fags willing to argue otherwise
>>584309480>listening to some faggot youtubers>listening to anyone but yourselfRetard.
>>584309480/bag/ is full of whales if someone is even used in a single piece of content then you can't skip her. I was told I would be bricked permagold n pvp and Kiaten if I skipped Yakumo.
>>584309421>because someone called yuuka fatyes that's clearly the main problem hereArona please pull up the trillion yuuka reverse ntr humiliation fan artalso pull up the billion aris and arona reverse ntr humiliation fan art too
>>584309683
>>584309480If you don't dick pull on at least one banner per year, your dick will explode and you will become a metatroon.
>>584309480youtubers told me to skip sshiroko, chare, imari, uneru and leisa so naturally i pulled for all of them
>wake up and update>maintenance againWhat.
In the meantimeLet's see how many student's Halos that you've memorized /bag/https://www.sporcle.com/games/D_FNX/blue-archive-character-by-halo
>>584309745>YakumoI mean, you can't deny she's a genuine pain in the ass in pvp.
>>584309658posting in case other anons need to fill it out
>>584309480
im goin mimir
>Good pulls>Incredibly painful headacheFucking alphabet agencies trying to kill me before fes because they know I have too many pyros to gyp me over with bad rolls.Jokes on them, 90% sure that the need to roll on Satsuki's saggers will make my body keep moving even if brain function ceases though.
youtubers did not tell me to put the banana costume on
>>584309724you're mentally ill
>>584309843He's right and you know it
>>584309692only if you're good looking
>letting people to dictate your rolls
>maintMy stamina is going to cap....
>>584309724faggot
>>584309902imagine the handjob
>>584309480>playing blue archive for the gameplay (which is garbage) and not just to collect sexy girlsdo these subhumans actually exist?
>>584309881Marilet...
>>584309929donkey milkers
>>584309956>(which is garbage)retard
>>584309724you already used this bait, get a new one
>maintI DIDNT DO MY DAILIES YET FUUUUUUUUUUUCK 11PM IS THE ONLY TIME I CAN DO THEM WTFFFFFFFFFFFF HOW LONG IS THIS FUYCJKIU NGB MAINTENCE I NEED TO SLEEP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>584309480>Not following your own dick
I am always angry at Tsukuyo because she is taller than me
>>584309956get better bait
>>584309956>sexy girlslet's not get ahead of ourselvesa lot of BA girls are mid, even Momoi is one of them
>>584309990I take that back, I guess they do exist
need ichika wife and her to dom me
Post your most racist Momoi pic you have!
I called Hiyori hobo many times but I was just teasing. She's pure blubber sex.
>>584310032reminds me of through dick unity
>>584310095
>>584310056Don't forget she's also manlier and probably has a bigger donkey futa cock too.
>missed head pats>cafe is going to overflowThanks gook retards.
>>584310147you can't say that on a christian board
>>584309480My penis > meta
Don't forget she's also manlier and probably has a bigger donkey futa cock too.edit: my gookako files did not attach
Chinese pussy is actually dangerous
>>584310078Based
When you’re finally alone with the 10/10 but you don’t know what to say cause you only talk to racist men online
>>584310206
MY HEADPATS...
FUCKING TRANNYLATORS NIGGERS LET ME IN YOU PIECES OF SHITWHY THE FUCK FIRST MAINTENANCE WAS ONLY 3 HOURS ANYWAYS???
>>584309480I shall be rolling for Kisaki no matter what her kit is
>>584309248Arona ryona art is deserved.Yuuka fat memes are funny and not hamrful>ArisNever seen anything bad associated with her, she's beloved in /bag/
>>584309276>>584309356>>584309450>>584309503It gives 100 elephs only once so if you need multiple students it's still good.
Time for pats.
The Cake
>>584309480>watching gacha youtubers unironicallykill yourself SEAfag
>>584310328>Never seen anything bad associated with her, she's beloved in /bag/Did you forget about the gomen Aris arc right after Kei was released?
just lost an hour of cafe ap...
>>584310334nigga the game ESO'd there's no more pats
>>584310334that's a bot
>>584310404That was one schizo (probably you).
blue has been archived
>inb4 they are rolling out gacha change for Makoto/dAko banners
MY HEADPATS
I just woke up, what did I miss?
my butthole itches...
>>584310209>donkey futa cock
>>584310431Believe. We will all make it home to our wives.
>>584310431Elder Scrolls Online?
KFC bucket for one is 10 bucks. 10 bucks for 1 piece of chicken, popcorn chicken, fries, and a drink. A sad day for society.
why everybody stopped posting their rolls
>>584310404that was Keifags being playful and showing off their superiority a little, it stopped fast anyway
>2 hour maintenance for a typo
>>584310475No you didn't, scroll up and read, lazy fat bitch>>584310529Why do you talk like a black
>>584310435That's it, I'm unsubscribing.
>>584310529
>>584310527in burgerland it's 5 dollars for 2 pieces of chicken a biscuit and mashed potatoes
so there's one hour left until maintenance ends right?I want to know if staying awake is worth it (it isnt)
ONE BUG I DONT KNOW WHY
so were getting another gift for this right?
one bing
>>584310561240 jims and one raped localizator coming right up
>>584310561>what is compensating the poor fucks that pulled on that banner expecting to get a bunch of 3*s
>>584310334>>584310347heh
>>584309817>student'sDeca prophets are not my students
>>584310532i remember that certain yuukafag during 5th anniv stream
>>584310445>>584310532>d-doesn't countlolThe shtick about blue archive community being full of wholesome chunguses is really pathetic
>>584310680Nexon would never
>>584310564Yes I did faggot, fuck you
>>584310596Fast food prices are absolutely fucked up north of you.
what's cooking good looking?
>>584310698Go back to /trash/
STEAKS?????????????
>>584303760never bro it's over
>>584310527KFC is fucking dogshit in burgerland, Only fastfood fried chicken spots worth getting is popyeyes/jollibees or I hit up a korean or chinese fried chicken spot near me.
I miss my studentwifeArona play the halo 3 main theme, I want to cry
>>584310740>shitpost for months >loop it back>"see? These posters are baaaaad!"Nope
>>584310718one falseflagging and mindbroken cuck who's into blacked isn't yuukafag, retard
I HATE ADULTS LIKE JOHN NEXON THE MOST
FFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK YOOOUUUUUUUU
why are you fags talking about fast food? it's fucking 3 am
Miyako... bad
>>584310832>shitpost for monthswere shitposters the ones who drew, liked, and retweeted all that reverse ntr fan art too
>>584310527>>584310596Where the fuck do you guys live?Yesterday I buyed>KFC gaming session bucket (that was literally the name in uber eats)>8 chicken pieces>1 chicken n cheese burger>4 biscuits>1 drink (big size)>1 sunday For $18.99
>>584310853NEVER FORGIB MIYAKO
>>584310872Burger late night snack hours
Which students are the most futacoded?
>>584310872I love fred chiken
fuck it i'm hungry, i'm frying nuggets now
Hoshino should fry
>>584310948Would you shut the fuck up holy shit
>>584310961*smacks lips*
>>584310904>drewmore like proompted, no way brown subhumans like them have even a tiny bit of soul to create something
I cooked a nice ribeye for dinner last night. Normally I cook them on Sunday but I had to work and went straight to bed afterward
>>584310872Its 12 am nigga
>>584311031insane levels of denial desu
>>584310872blame nexon for fucking another maintenance upwe're idle monkeys nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMoloUg8QpY
>>584310660which everyone gets so you don't benefit anyway
>>584310905A 10 piece bucket with 2 sides and gravy is 44 leafbucks plus tax in Canada.
>>584310979he's too busy shoving his mom's dildo up his ass to think about stopping
baking john nexon getting gogurted thread
>>584311051nigaAaAaAaAa
Nonomi sat next to me
>>584311063and I just got out of the gym and now im hungry but taco bell and raising canes are both hot garbage so im making dino nuggies for dinner.
>>584311096everyone benefits from raped localizators at least
>>584310384Read this and start being nice to fellow sensei...>>584309359
now im hungry too, goin to heat up some pagpag
>>584310561Never worked in game industry, but 2hours is pretty reasonable number to use.>Have to announce immediately, 1 hour may be too short, so it's better to say 2 hours else there'll be another announcement to extend the maint>Have to assess and brief people on what happened and how many people are affected, discuss for compensation since it's directly related to premium currency.>Check every language to fix, see if there's any other area that requires fixes.>Check in SIT/UAT, deploy to productionBetter to announce 2 hours and finish in 1 hour than announce 1 hour and tell players to wait longer.
>>584311080>more brown copeSAAAAAAAAAAAAR
I unironically wanna eat a fried hoshino
>>584311015Imagine the double blowjobs
>>584310872sensei is a fat fuck
For me, it’s Oporto
>>584311168trannylego poster.......
>>584311232thank you moi
student to your head name a gun
>>584311219Are frozen corn dogs worth buying or is it just childhood nostalgia?
>>584311296pistol
>>584311260>trannylegolmao
>>584311247Oh, so that's why he can't do a single sit-up! Because he's fat!Saoribros, we're vindicated!
>>584311296beretta
/bag/ was comfy until john nexon messed things up
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>584311312based
>>584311112amogus
>>584311387What is that thing in the ash tray?
>>584311310Children have no taste
>>584311296Taurus Raging Bull Revolver .44 Magnum
>>584311409This is your best one yet!
>>584311428it's incense to repel mosquitos
>>584311428mosquito repellent coil
>>584309817How do I do /bag/?
>>584311428mosquito repellent
>>584311462Does it work
>>584311428nigga you never watched an anime?
>>584306580>>584309738>>584309549>>584311194
>>584311296FAMAS
>>584311479up to about 10 feet, yeah
>>58431129692FS
>>584311504>he samefagged againHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>584311462>>584311469>>584311472nigga it's daylight, those fuckers come out at night.>>584311497not in like 6 years
>>584311578>>584311578>>584311578
BAKE NOW!!!!
>>584308320you ok man?
>>584311581I fucking wish they were only a problem at night.
>>584311432How do you know what children taste like?