Previous: >>584299790New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light HelloCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
7 and cb sex4 and cb love0 and cb admiration
>>584320038
7 & all Mr.CB posts from this point forward are banned
7 and this is a cb only thread
Tachyon LOVE
>>584320038good thread
Post Mr. Cheesburger pls.
wa[/spoiiler]hey
>never addressing the fact that trainees are just randomly in the trainer dorms>no one is stopping them>no one is reporting it?
On my face
>>584320268>[/spoiiler]bwaaaka, umasumi
I have noticed that most of my UF runs are ones where I get a ton of energy and dont need to do 4th and 5th recreationsIs it worth doing those 2 dates even if I dont need the energy? Its either 2 training turns with rainbows or getting see you later
>>584320289Don't worry about it!
Reminder: you're still in time to get in A finals. Charge yourself with a Double Quarter Pounder® BBQ Bacon & Crispy Onions and go win those races!
>>5843200387 starts and wins; a perfect record for my wife.
>>584320335phoneposting curse and I'm too lazy to proofreadumasumi
>>584320349Umamusume is Skills gameGold midleg that can fire twice is strong
>>584320289I'm too exhausted from being drained by my trainee to report anything
>>584320385>Do NOT the UmaWhy would this be put up in the trainee changing rooms?
hello
umamusume spread her legs and fuck
torena spread his legs and rape him
>>584320443Hello
>>584320424holy fuark
>>584320335hey.who said you could do that?watch it.
an umanko is an objecta female is an object
Comes to think of it, why haven't we ever had a proper Keiba fight for our wives? Is Narita Brian better Symboli Rudolf? Is Symboli Rudolf better than TM Opera O? Is TM Opera O better than Almond Eye? Who is in fact, the best?
>>584320348Rice is not that big
>>584320661Who cares dude
Somehow umas don't abuse their trainers or humans despite being genetically superior
>>584320661all of them raced against jobbers except for Aiso Ai is the best
umamusumes are pretty cool
>>584320661I bet you watch those youtube shorts of DBZ vs Bleach characters
>>584320713I care. Finding out who is the strongest horse is an interesting concept to me.
umas aren't genetically superior, they can't even twist their hands
>>584320661I'm still waiting for the Lolis vs Hags grand prix
>>584320661In sports the fraud allegations are usually championship/victory count vs. the difficulty of getting those achievements relative to others who have less championships because they might have had stronger opponentsSo here it's G1 count vs competition in their racesVodka kinda covers the spread
>>584320661just check the finishing times
>>584320801You're comparing characters from two fictional settings; this is between two real life creatures who existed at different points in time.
i dream of putting my hand down her pants or up her skirt sifting my fingers through her umanko hair then groping her umanko
Teio no... that's a lie... i only need you Teio
goku would job to the almighty tho
>>584320845it is a completely worthless and pointless debate. The sport changes so much over the years so making comparisons across generations basically impossible. Who was the better soccer player between Pele and Ronaldo levels of discourse.
The pussy obsession is a little much. It's not that good, it's just raw meat.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCRhttps://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCR
>>584320661>>584320845>>584320927i too was young, once upon a time
>>584320661Brian > Rudolf/Ai > Opera OIn a 2400m race I'd say Rudolf & Ai are equal
>>584320661who cares when in reality only like 3 japanese horses were ever any good
Musu > May > Pretty > Derby
>>584321069Hey, the Derby is on top
i only like obscure umas nobody else likes
>>584321038also airplanes are faster than Secretariat
InseminationForceful impregnationRape even
Does Dober... like men?
>>584320661you have to separate it by distance.easiest is medium, because that is the distance with the most fanfare for the longest period of time.I'll say it's>Orfevre>Brian>Opera O>Rudolf>C.B.for mile, obviously first two is>Alegria>AiThe next three are tricky, but i'll say>taiki>maru>gentildonna
usable I guess
>>584320967These chumps are new to sport. Can't blame them for engaging when they haven't traveled the distance of discussion.
Umamusumanko: Cunny Derby
>>584321241nyo. she once sneered at me when I told her she smelled good
>my trainee showed up with another man
Literally me
>>584321146>obscure umasno such thing
>>584321484I never understood what the insects were about in this one
>>584321482>furioso>bubblegumfellow>blast onepiece
>>584321562nothing in particular, AI slop just generated it one day and people ran with it.That's your future.
>>584321562it's because ai slop prompters give a prompt of the chad to "fly away" and it interprets it as riding a fly iirc
>>584321562AI is the work of the devil
>>584321465
What do you do in this situation?
>>584321620>Pre-Central-Debut Wife>one of the four heavenly generals>Ningen lover
>trained.com
>>584321851Breathe a little heavier
I think Vodka is the coolest horse of all time
my future wife
>>584321985good morning Vodka
the constant sex addict talk is so exhausting dude
>>584322357>7this 4 will let me rape durandal
>>584322357Addict implies firsthand experience.
>>584322357What do you want to talk about anon?
>>584322476How was your day?
good CB propaganda thread
sex umanko cum sex sex fuck
good milening!
>>584322435https://youtu.be/JxyQg62NVIk
>>584322890Ohaimairu
>>584322476Rudolf is too sweet.
>>584322617Been having a cold so it's been mildly bad but also doing well in R2 so can't complain too much.
>>584322357Whats so bad about it dont you want to stick it into a cute girl>>584322435Im a sex haver, sorry
>>584322992Nice about doing well in R2Get well soon, gamer
>>584322894>openthats cute loli'm glad newbies are enjoying the game
AGHH FUCK FUCK AAHHHH AHAHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH HHAHHH FUCK F7CK MY LFIE RUCK NYL LFE FUCL NY LIFE FUCK NY OIFE AHHHHH AYHHH GAHHHHV FICKKK RUCKK GUCKKKK NEED TO WCREQMMMMM
We're ALL wizards here
morning cafe au lait
Technical virgin is still virgin
>>584322894>Most people in Graded or Open have a 16% winrateno thisno... this can't be???
>>584322357/uma/ has poor chi flow.
>>584323065It will only get worse
>>584323065SiLposter HATE
>>584323065
>>584323065SILposter LOVE
>>584323121gwo i told you it was free
>>584323360why did you have to make her fat
>>584323360fatter
coffee nom
>>584323450Not enough water
>giving attention to the schizoretards
>>greentext>channer slur[-]
time running out just want to be close and forget everything i want to go immediately if im allowed to it hurts too much being apart after ill be content but until then every day will be suffering and sadness why is it so much to ask for i just want to be happy
why is there no angel uma or nun uma
>>584323620
We should all be nicer to eachother
>still in larp[-]
>>584323710>nunred desire>angel umataiki shuttle
>>584323710Red Desire not nun enough for you?
anons.... doko irunda?
>>584320245
>>584323754>taiki shuttle
>>584323709literally get off the internet and go for a walk bro you have a profound sickness of the soul that can only be cured by your own volition
Didn't Helios dress as an angel for Halloween
7 and shiraoki will make today a good day4 and shiraoki will make today a terrible dayanything else and the day follows what shiraoki had already planned out for me with no changes
>>584323709vaguepost champion
>>584323710>angelin 3 years, nonny
>>584323803she is my angle :D
>>584323725Luna... the chocolate giving is supposed to an intimate gesture...
>>584323710>angelDon’t you mean Pegasus?
Dia-chan is my angel
>>584323710isn’t that new blonde one an angel or something
>still giving him attentionretards never learn
>>584323709What are you even talking about
>>584323884xizhe's not vagueposting. xizhem is clearly talking abouy xizher's carat gain>>584323958raping fujimasa march
What if I anally raped your oshi, but in like a cool cinematic way?
>>584323987can you anally rape the person posting my oshi instead?
how do i tell my trainee that she’s not Japanese
>>584323709dont worry abt it bby
>have to make three aces for sprintslop instead of debuffmaxxing like a lazychadgrim
>>584323987if this is another 7, you can have her>>584324040make her grill a bbq without her knowing
>>584323860shiraoki isn't real
>>584323954sad nobody's giving you attention, V?
7 and you all shut up
>>584324175Dont say that
>>5843242287 and you do it yourself xoxo
I'm not making A Finals.
>>584324275Surely day 2 will be different!
>>584324275this 7 will make your oshi be the centerpiece of gold victoria
>>584324275you can watch mine
>>584324275mambwo nyo...
>>584324275deserved
Good morning (afternoon)
>>584324361brotha, it's evening innit?
>*mindbroken
>>584324275Believe hard desu
NOOOOOO I DIDN'T WANT THIS ROUND FUCK
>>584324337>7Wao...
>>584324361Good afternoon sleepyhead
>>584324429That is you tho
7 and we all fuck vivlos in front of the vivlosposter while he stays glued to a chair
>>584324337
>>584324428it's 1:33PM!>>584324475Tanuki Rudolf love
boysex
>>584324537Nah fuck off with your rape cuck shit
correct i'm literally vivlos
>>584324597>7AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>5843244284:36 AM
>>584324537i'm so ready to plap vivlos
>>584320038@VF gonna curbstomp SEAlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lpKWAEMVpUIs @VF the biggest pussy Umatuber while Seriru queues during Ameripaypig hours?
>>584324626you're a really sad individual
>>584324628
>>584324703i queue during west coast hours and its pretty easy, a lot of clankers
>>584324734>4i'm... dead?
>>584323954People reply because they like him
>>584324703mutt piggy hours are easy THO
>>584324764Dunno?
queuing at certain hours is placebo
>>584324703what even is ameripaypig hours? isn't that now?
i queue during riceposterhours (SEA)
>>584324843That was 13 hours ago
pulling out is also a placebo.each time i do it, i pass out with my trainee in my arms. i still don't worry tho, she always says she makes sure that she pushes me off of her before my dick could cum despite that
>>584324717>projection>>584324787thanks purge
>>584322894oh theres a whole backlog of stuffhttps://youtu.be/0Sqje2PFBZk
>Charming turn 2>Turf S>Distance S>Get random slacker>Fail an 11% double rainbow wit training>C.B hasn't turned up to give me Daring Strike and I'm at senior summerI'm gonna fucking lose it bros
Hey, we’re all friends, right?
>>584324787And nobody likes V anymore
>>584324964hmm nyo
>>584324964each reply here that gives you a 7 is a friend
>>584324964Sure, what's up?
>>584324964I will die for my fellow Fuku posters, and I pray they die for me
>>584324964Your IGN?
>>584324964Yeah we are buddies.
>>584325034V
>>584322830Mr. Cute Butt
>>584324964I'm not your friend, pal
>>584324964>4we are mortal enemies, sorry bwo
>>584322894Is it really true that Solo ace 90% is harder to do in Open? might give it a shot if thats the case
>>58432496490% of you are my frens
>>584324964I'm your friend, bwo
>>584324964Yes and as your friend I want to cure you of your shiraoki delusion
>>584325078Nah.
>>584325085since you cant afford to have high stats and skills at the same time, you either have to focus on skills and risk not hitting them due to low wit or have high stats but no skills and hope you dont get luckshitted by other peoplethis CM was probably the most reliable to get high wr solo aces since the majority of people have understatted stam and guts for arima
>>584325237>Nah.>7Friendship restored! Praise Shiraoki
I really like this adhttps://youtu.be/RAENM9Hm_qU
AAAIEEEE MAMGROWOS DO YOUR RUNS OVR RANKERINO!!!
>>584324964absolutely
>>584324964Absolutely gwochacho
Short hair Bourbon is cute too
>>584325481This is Haram
>>584325417not with you lol
>>584325481If she looked like this I would be a front main tomorrowHer, Katsuragi, Seiun... I love shorthaired umas so much
>>584324964no
I love ningen BITCHES
>>584325591this nigga fucks BOYS
>>584324964yea!!
Why is V avatarfagging with vivlos now
>>584325657We ALL do this, right?
Probably did 40-50 runs trying to find that front opera O giga highroll but I just can't. I'm settling for this one, less than 10% WR doesn't look good so now I'll try this mid race focused kit.
I look like this
Why is V avatarfagging with falco now
slut
>>584325656ningen like tazuna and light hello
>>584325560>>584325591There isn't that much art of it unfortunately.
>>584324952>She didn't turn upAll this shit fucking WASTED bros. Please tell me a lack of Daring Strike can be overcome
murdered a bunch of hobos at 4am, winrate actually higher than the second day of round 1 lol
>>584325824you are not catching up without it
>>584325873
>>584325857Murderhobos are strictly forbidden in this D&D campaign
>>584325824it's ok shurely all that power isnt useless!!
>>584325937Are you enjoying your Glue Live experience?
>>584324964I consider you all friendsexcept that faggot who posts the dirty maya picture. that guy is on my kill list
>>584325824I've gone against an ayabe with similar statlines 3 times this cm.the two I won against didn't have that skill, allowing my own end closer to put some distance between her and the ayabesthe one I lost had no other skill except for Daring Strike and Spurt, and she won by 2 lengths
>>584325982nyo...
>>5843259827 and you two will have makeup sex
>>584325857>x2 murmur>but goldship oshiyou seem alright hope you win finals
>>584325982why do you despise me so father
california shoe
>>584326121Unlike you that will lose 7th cm in a row
>>584325982Bwo...
>>584325973>3 stats absolutely jacked to the gills>First spark rollTruly a cursed experience
>>584326279she doesn’t have all that
>>584326038>>584326143>>584326295
First win for natty(0 debuffs because Im not a faggot)
>>584326392Do you hate the cleaned up version too
>>584326392
>>584326279Torena...
currensisters...are we finished?
>>584326524>no more dramait's over. burn dacchis for ruining our fun, sister
>>584324964mambwo...
>>584326394>legendary reprise
>>584326408pretty
press the button
>>584326524I HATE CURREN
>>584326524>>584323709Decipher this Curren sis
>>584325968>>584325990>>584325873I'm gonna send her in anyway. I stubbornly wish to believe it wasn't all for nothing
I haven't seen a single good Kitasan Black winning ITT
>>584326628
>>584326714she dies to 564 double murmur but the odds of that happening are not too high
>>584326692
>>584326738that's just how it is, CM is too front heavy and in front heavy rooms only vb sees play
>>584326738My Kita has an ok winrate
>>584326701thats beyond my comprehension
Taishin will NOT job the finals!
>>584326610This scenario doesn’t have fun titles, all my umas had climax queen in trailblazer
>>584326797Don't...
>>584324275tomorrow is a latter day
Should we all make cheeky tenner on Blaze?
>>584327070>jobs to bignigs
>>584327246No...
The other day i caught Curren chan posting under the alias of an overweight smart falcon. You could say she was...avatarfatting
>>584327246of course
>>584327295
>>584327295I came
>>584327305burgers are not snacksno, not even sliders.
i think that fmfag falling in love with his clubmate is in my club
>>584327270It's just a tenner though...
>>584324703why is he washed up
>>584327441mambwo...
>>584327246more like a spark
>>584327441I thought that was umama larping
What cards are required to have them as a secondary style to late surgers? I am becoming increasingly smitted by Mr. Cheeky Backliner
>>584326714https://streamable.com/bs3mwaSurely this could happen in finals. Surely it's not part of the round1/2 clownfiesta
>>584327246i can't. i wanted it since her story but her race win face is too stupid.
>>584327295I saw
>>584327476He's too busy getting his dick wet with some 3/10 girl
>>584326697Lies
>>584327472No snacking, no cheeky tenner or anything like that. Budget your carats and develop some impulse control, before CyJews bleeds you dry.
>>584327246lmao no
>>584327529meant to type>What cards are required to have for End Closers as a secondary style to late surgers?
Danchou is back yay
i want finger to become an umamusume so I can think about fingering finger
>>584324275I don't even think I'm going to make it to a Finals
supiki
>>584327529I think as long as you keep to frontliners/backliners you dont really care about specific style. CB doesn’t even need any sparks to be a late surger so just run her as one
crypiki
>>584327667Cb, wit taishin uhhhh yea thats it actually end isnt a real style
>>584327840die
i gooned too hard and now my balls hurt
sucrier
>>584327295Luna's cleavage should be illegal
>>584327937>troona
>>584327675I remember when my danchou left
>>584327903Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Keep gooning
>>584327903I get friction burns on my shaft often
buhiki
I LOST TO SOME TRACKBLAZER UMA WTF IS UP WITH FRONTS
You all remember when your danchou left but would your danchou remember when you left?
>>584327792Isn't CB's unique quite hard to hit as a late surger since you gotta be order_rate>50 (>5 in CM)Especially if I run triple backliners myself and not frontfront backline frauding>>584327887That few? I should be able to afford that and dickpull on a few end closers
>>584328053>600 witpretty sure this one's your fault lol
>>584328069They know who I am
>>584328069Danchou had a nightmare about me leaving
>>584328053retard
>>584320038Mr. Wife
>>584328069i hope not
>>584327626Bro.. it's just a tenner
>>584328080unless you're whalin there are too many good late surger uma pulls next yearthere's also pokke speed
>>584328069Nah, I was a filler character who was only there for 5 months
admire pepega
Guys is it legal to fuck the Umas you are training?
>>584328228No snacking. Carats are precious and should not be wasted
>>584328235>there are too many good late surger uma pulls next yearI will be oshigaming late surgers so aside from pulling on Stego for inherit purposes, I'll basically only be running 1-2 different lates
>>584328381It’s illegal to NOT fuck them…
>>584328381it is not legal. it is mandatory.
>>584328398Should I just wait for Brian's 2nd alt and snack on that instead?
>>584328080Position keep ends at half of the race so I don’t think it will be harder to hit it on late vs end.
>>584328398Ok bro... so cool
>>584328381Did you ask the three goddesses?
chiiiiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono odoki doki doki doki do kii
>>584328398Wife, when are you coming home?
>>584324964You don't get to bring friends
>>584328656>>584328656
Always pull a cheeky tenner on umas you like, snacking is so good they named one of the sho races after it
>>584328424>oshi gaming>posts neowao... how lucky...
>minimum age to be a JRA trainer is 28Aoi is a lot hotter now that I know she's cake but it's suddenly a lot creepier that a 30 year old teacher is banging his students
https://litter.catbox.moe/u8exxj37nmoozry3.mp4lol dueling
>>584328768But they're the ones making a move
>>584328561Thats true, didnt consider that. She might be a viable late in that case, even without adding end closer cards>>584328758Once my higher ranked oshis release she will eventually be replaced so that I can oshigame the off-meta Still In Love
>>584328830>I will use the most meta uma in a cm and autistically grind and minmax so she has a very specific set of skills only to then use her in openMental illness
Bros, cute brown girl told me, i'm snacking too much, is she calling me a fattie? Does she hates me?
The late surger banner I am looking forward to most in 2028I'll probably just ticket
>>584328932The difference is I get to play Unity and you get to play Grand Live
>>584328768URA's bar is way lower since Buena Vista's trainer is canonically just a few years older than herainer is canonically just aMaybe 18-20 yrs old
I'm in the middle of a 2 week vacation in another country and just realized I didn't tell my trainee, do you think she'll be fine
>>584328496You plan to spark and roll for a banner or you dont. There is no inbetween.
>>584328458Even umas like Mayano and Haru?
>>584329039
>>584328971>2028Meant 2027 of course. All the way at the end of the year though....
>>584328971It's still too far away
>>584328998ehehe
>>584328032buy a fleshlight retard
>>584329135great outfitpretty umalickable tummy
>>584329096I saw this but it was on my phone so I was lazy and didn't take the time to post it on herebut it was cute
The choice isDo i do >200 on Uma i like (Neo)or>Add another 200 to Pokke bannerWhat we thinking?
>>584329096Why are umas like this?Trainers are people too, they gotta take a break once in a while
>>584328656doki doki doki doki donkii
>>584329224Buy Neo with the 2.5 anni ticket since she releases after the only medium cm in GM
>>584329169nta but i got 2 fleshlights and they both were too small for my dick
>>584329224If you go now than 60 pulls for an uma it's not meant to be
>>584329312get a normal sized one then retard
>>584328381This is how Mr CB was born
>>584328032stop choking your cock
>>584328667This december
>>584329303That's a good idea though>>584329326I'm an ESL but holy shit bro
>>584328656The cleverest lyrics from the brightest uma
no one really talks about how uma did genuinely die as a game and the only people left are psychos
>>584329224If you are doing less than 400 pulls on pokke, ticket neo
>>584329469>from the brightest umaOpera never said those words though
>>584329524
>>584329275she did let him go, another uma like slug journey would have killed him
>>584329097sex..
>>584329524if you're grinding fans for a top 100 club still there's something wrong with your brain
>>584329358They were XL sizes but from asian manufacturers, so that translates to normal western sizeI would need a large western but the chinks dont make fleshlights that bigAnd Im not spending 300€ on bad dragon 5kg mare umanko, I'd rather just jerk off than spend anything over 30€ on fleshlights
>>584329524so true xis eos soon
>>584329456>If you go morenot completely hopeless at English, just phoneposting
>>584329575
>>584329524only psychos and new players who don't know how shit it is just yet*and also those who just play the game as a VN. I'm still here.
>>584329615Yeah....
Eishin FATASS broke a fence by leaning on it
>>584328830Open league for a sprint? For long I can understand, but for sprints is just outlandish.
>>584329702
h-hello...
>>584329686this is da way, I just see it as a VN getting weekly updates and sometimes I get to play a little minigame when I have time
>>584329748it's not a matter of "ough im too fucking lazy for this CM let me do nothing and treat the game like a chore" it's just that Open is the better way to play the game
>>584329861if the game actually gave you the tools to work to a handicap I'd agree
>>584329918need that fence to be my face so bad...
>>584329861I can understand the point of a competition with restrictions may feel better, but I can't help but feel bad for the new torenaa scraping by getting their ass gaped by a minmaxer
I know that Neo and Laurel (devil woman) are improtant backliner parents for med/long. But what about mile? Any must pulls / must vouchers?
>>584329861yes little Timmy open is the best, now go eat your breakfast it's time for school.
open league should have a max win rate that if you exceed you don't get finals
>>584330076this is just what its like to play Graded. Most people don't even know or care when a CM is coming out until its out
>>584330136Laurel isnt a good parent
>>584329551If i wont roll umas AT ALl, i will get 400 rolls on PokkeMaybe this is the way really, to ticket Neo
>>584329524Yet you're still here in a thread about a game that you believed to be dead so what that makes you
openbabies getting uppity
>>584330136>must vouchers?Kingu cheerleader and NeoLaurel is bad parrent gwo
>>584330136no one really for parentingfor aces bamboo is relevant forever for sprints, and rubies for miles
>>584330461>so what that makes you
Is there a list of artist that make Una lewds I can follow Or any recommendations for artists?
>>584330568i know this really good uma porn artist who draws with pencil and paper and has an absurdly low number of followers but i'm not letting you know about them
>found good deck combination but risky>game curses me with no rainbows, >20% failures and bad song concert rngit's literally impossible to play the game today
>>584330383I got a good stash and use my selectors on non lates. Yeah it might be alright to just a selector for neo
I wish graded players who got banished to group C can still make a comeback by battling the open league tryharders, that'd be fun
>>584330514Normal strict Bamboo or sexy summer tummy Bamboo?
>>584330568hahakigi- turns into a god once it involves tachyonawei- vanilla uma doujinsfeeri- same as awei
>>584330761Summer Bamboo
>>584330761Summer muteki
>>584330568I just check the tag on sadpanda once in a while
>>584298201my team is ok. Suzu's the strongest and Kita's the weakest, I've tried 3 different ones and they all lose. But it's fine because my ok Suzu is WINNING
>looking at future umas>Ikunowhat the fuck
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really erally really really erally really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>584330749The old champions league format isnt coming back bro, you gotta let go
>>584330792>>584330818nice
>>584330825That kitasan is overstammed/10
Umas that are addicted to romance and romcom mangas?
>>584330651
I'm looking forward to him training me.
Good morning /uma/.Reminder than Flash knows what she did
Dorija!
>>584330893She is the top2 Japanese horse to run the most races.
Post winrates
>>584330943wrongjust low wit and not capped speed
>>584330954i had my coffee and i'm feeling more generous here https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150257672
>>584331017I like the nods to their career but it's also sad to have a unique epithet that you'll never see on competitive umas
Sad Aruvu doesn't get one of these.
>>584330893A tough and stinky mare.
>>584330996Yeah, she was showing off the goods
>>584331056hiii
Yeah but which uma would unapologetically grab your dick and stroke it by force though
>>584331102Duramente is extra cute though with her vampire fangs.
>>584331056>>584322992
>>584331056
>>584331102>>584331230Why are they releasing two must-pull sexy halloween outfits back to back?
What does /uma/ fear?
>>584331213Taiki Shuttle
>>584331305women
Sorry Tamachan...
>>584331230
>>584331305ghosts and skeletons and vampires
>>58433105650/60
>>584331305bad luck
>>584331056Praying for finals vs stamlets
>>584331359This alt is so good.
Why is the Groove line full of evil umas now?
>>584331305poverty
>>58433105614/40
>>58433105610%
>>5843313050 copies in 200/400/600 pulls
>>584331456what would your wr be you think if you ditched the onige for something else
>>584331486stegoanon can you tell me which banners are active in the jp ver so I can update the op later I'm too lazy to check twitterare the 2 alts still up or is it dura nowidk about supoka but don't see any new banner with that
>>584331486Ok I'm done sorry.
>>584331056I need the matchmaking for finals to do the needful else I'm fucked.
>>584331625Never apologize for posting Duracutie
>>584331548Ain't that the truth.
>>584331629>double dom>not even 60% WRI pray for your downfall oshinigger
>>584331616It's just Dura, support card banner is just the regular pick up, nothing new.
>>584331756yeah that's what I though, thank
>>584331601I dunno probably around 70-75% if I had to throw a random guess.
>>584331056>>584325857
>>584331756Are those f2p carats or the paypig carats, I dont understand those banners
>>584331752>Our girl>???Bwo? Why so not nice.
Group A finals at the second tryI think i will get fucked hard if i don't make better aces tho, because in one win it was clear someone put shittiers on purpose
>>584331071Thanks!>>584330824Sadly they don’t have everything and especially videos which Uma has a fair bit of
>>584332013it's a normal banner but you can decide which 2 cards to spark between the ones in that picture (i dont remember if they're rated up probably not)
If I dont get a single Ramonu next month with the free pull its a good signal to skip my pulls to the specialist cards instead right?
>>584332046Silly...
Do you guys spent carats first and the use tickets for spark or tickets first
>>584332013F2P works, you choose whichever two cards you want and they go on rate up.
>>584332187Silly is cute!
>>584332186I mean depends. Some specialist wit cards will still be like 2 scenarios out
>>584332186lol no
>>584332186if you can afk for 6 months lol
>>584332195>>584332165ThanksIm just confused when https://umacaratcalculator.com/ didnt list them
>>584332193When I started playing I always used carats since there were still SRs I wanted and 2 star umas I didn't have at 5 star so doing carats for the 10 roll guarantee felt correct, and now I just like seeing my tickets go up
How has Mayano ended up as my long ace? Kitashit and Shithatten Cafe just won't compete with her
>>584332345a decision was made here
>>584331851oki not bad still was just curious
>>584332193I've gotten umas I wanted within 10-30 tickets so I'm a ticket first believer
>>584332195but are they also boosted to 0.75 if you pick them or is it just spark
>>584332296>>584332267>>584332256Oh okay, I did skip Tachyon and just winning every Group B CMs so far while barely training. Heard 1 wit card will be a thing instead using 2 after grandmasters I think. Well its just an option incase my luck is extremely bad for cards
Still In Love falls for disdiq jokes literally every time
true...
>>584332441I just fat fingered normal nature instead of cheerleader one when making aces and she ended up being better than all the cheerleader ones I made. Didn’t use her for round 1 then checked in umalator and she is 3L faster on average than the cheerleader one Ive been using
>>584331056Alexa play "Like a Shooting Star"
>>584332329the cutest marewhen will they add the option to get these cutscenes in the lobby?
>>584332925Marriage with TM Opera O
>>584332529It does, actually.First one I chose Tazuna and Inari One. Second one is Teio and Sakura Chiyono O, third one is Teio and Inari one. It swaps to whatever you choose.
I took a kfc deal for 2 wraps at half price but i ate both of them
It must be so hard being Fatco's manager. Hokko is a fat ass too but it all goes to her tits and thighs
bored and gay
>>584333197DON'T FEED HIM MORE HIS FAT ASS BROKE THE FENCE
>first independant training>urara gets a higher score than my manual rungrim, she's better off without me...
>>584333414Don't feel bad bro I'm a shitty trainer too
She will never be a fatty.
Mr CB won't give up Daring Strike how do I woo her?
My trainee has some weird opinions about human women…
>>584333613Aoi is probably hotter than your trainee
>>584333597Just go without it
>>584333689No
>>584333678Aoi is a shit trainer and Happy Meek deserves better
Just had summer camp with 0 rainbowsKita, Maru, Teio wit, Finemo, Super Creepall max friendshipNot a single one.
>>584333882They don't respect you and that's a skill issue on your part
ningen women will go extinct in the next 200 years
>>584333958rape
is there anything to impulse on coming up
>>584333794That might be true but she's still super hot and she loves you so much she gives you her book if family secrets so she can retire as a trainer and become your loyal housewife.
Good enough... for now.
>>584333882>Just had summer camp with 0 rainbowsThis is a good thing, you're supposed to press stamina/power on summers. Your Speed/Wit is always on Lv5 anyway.
>>584334242it's a cafetard, they're mega casuals
Spent my entire summer camp getting raped by Still and we basically got nothing accomplished
>>584333882gwochacho press your TE cards
I want a dysphoric Umamusume who doesn't want to run but does it anyways because it's expected of her, but learns to love it via exposure and support from her trainer and friends.
RIP Annihilio
>>584334668bwo?
>>584334846this was menot anymore
I don't want to go to work
daring strike for sprint?
>>584334986Oh
round 2 day 2 will be better
>>584332193Tickets first because having a big carat number gives me good brain chemicals
Do we have a mini-size Super Creek? Pampering central but under 5ft tall?
Is this really what men want?
>>584334998Proud of you sis
>>584335172lol, no. manlets don't deserve pamepringi should know, i'm a manlet too
>>584335172idk how small is wonder acute
>>584335198nice shitty bitrate
>>584335198No, smokers are yucky
>>584335172nishino
UF really means jack shit huh. I should stop trying to upgrade mine but the autism is fighting back strongly
chiiiiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono odoki doki doki doki waku wakumune ga takanaruwatashi no kokoro ubau no wa anata
>>584334242They were mostly absent from these too, so it's not like these clicks were fat. Only dancers. Just all around dogshit.
>>584335365beautiful pictotal ratingslop death
i expected groupBthis is pretty good
>>584335365Most of the UFs that I've seen have 1600 speed, 1300 wit and 600 stamina.
>>584334998why?
Yanko...
chiiiyo chiyo chiyo gayo no odoki doki doki doki do ki
>>584335618club exclusive
>>584336070mambo?
>>584335282>>584335198Smoking is disgusting and she's way too desperate as well.
can they multiply all specialty priorities by 3 during the last 3 days of training so that I don't kill myself?
>>584335749torena give her donuts she deserves it
Nice argument, disciple, unfortunately...SHLUURP SHLUURP SHWEEEUUURF SLHEEURP SWHUUUUURF
>>584336141Mambo got no gay shit.
>>584336239Shishou please...
>>584336149The way I like it, woman should be true to themselves if they are desperate.
>>584336254mambo gotta be the gayest club in /uma/ though
orz
>>584336239fuck off V
>>584336239I wish I could do this.
>>584336405No. No erping or any troonshit in chat.
>>584336154like look at this shitWHERE ARE MY RAINBOWS, GAME?
I think having sex with your trainer is not allowed
Can anyone stop Lememe?
>>584336239this is rape
>>584336532i agree. someone please send this to my trainee daiwa scarlet.
how many Sprint sparks do I need for Obuhi
>>584336239Which umas would actually do this?
>>58433669710
>>584336731Gotta find an 8* Sprint Nishino
>>584335365Winning one race against a random doesn't really tell the full story. I have a UF4 VBobo and a UG6 Kitasan and their wr shows one is better than the other.
>>584336730ardan
>>584335198Yes literally perfect woman for me
what if... they make a lane movement speed debuff skill...
>>584336730Flower but she doesn't need to kneel
Is King Halo(Cheer) usable on the next sprint slop? She has been collecting dust ever since she spooked me while rolling for Cheer Neicha
what if… they remove debuffs from the game…
>>584335198>check this mp4>neat>go to youtube>literally on my frontpagecoincidence? i think NOT
>>584337043She's the top1 uma mutated to end
>>584336983what if they release a ssr wit card that can give you dominator or gold murmur?
>>584337043It's time to use her because her inherit is the meta for backliners. She's also good as ace
>>584337043BIS both as a trainee and parent for any backliner
>>584336413Never forget that she eventually takes you out on a date and when the date guide says the next step is to kiss she spergs out
>>584337107that would be funny I think...
>>584336413You need to deeply understand the ways of bakushin to understand that she actually doesn’t want to reject you here.
>>584337276and very evil
>>584336452Is she cute?
360 IQ play right there
>>584337107cygames regrets making debuffs at all, you can tell cuz they never made any new ones or gave anyone gold ones, they wouldn't do this, if it was going to happen it should have been during year one or year two
>>584337428He will never be forever young
>293
Has there ever been a case of an uma assaulting her trainer?
>>584337107people would quit en masse so thats why cygames doesn't do it.
>>584337852They always go unreported for some reason
Making fun of people for using their favorites instead of the meta makes you the biggest faggot who ever lived
>>584337852nothing official but then again you have Tazuna (an uma) controlling the reports so...
>>584337980not if they're using debuffers
>>584335198>>584335282I would have made this a soundpost but the sfx were a bit too overboard
nonnies..
>>584337842Ebayan's rival is already living the good life while he slaves away racing
>>584337994I want to be sexually assaulted and raped by green wUMAn
>>584337994You shouldn't say things like that. Tazuna isn't an uma and thats final
>>584338180Cool drawings nonnybwo
there's a weird hostility towards solo ace + debuffer builds and I don't understand why. They're just horses bro
>>584330943I tried a bunch of things, but nothing worked. 2/1/2 resulted in either overstamming, too low speed, or both. 3/2 resulted in understamming, 1500+ speed but 700 wit, or both. And when I finally got a good statline, either Groundwork or Long S would fail, or both. tl;dr got very unlucky with Kitasan this time around. My Suzuka only took 3 attemps, I'm at nearly 50 for Kitasan. RNG sucks
>>584338180I liked the Daiwa more
>>584335198>>584335282as long as she babies me everynight and hug me i'm ok with everythngi just need attention and love
People here will stop bitching about debuffers once FL 切れ者 becomes mandatory on aces like they already are in JP
>>584337473How would - accel affects the mid race if it procs there? Also current speed is just broken
>>584338180Cute
Which uma has the most romantic career?
>>584338368Anyone who uses debuffers is a faggot
>>584338443It'll do nothing if they're already at max target speed
>s-stop debuffing my uma I spent a lot of money to build f-faglord!!!
>>584338368soulless tryhard nigger tactic of running umas set to never achieve anything but prop up your ""oshi"" the xog
Somehow i managed to steal 3 wins and advanced to group A with VERY BADLY built umas:>McQueen with her 50/50 of running out of gas>Laisu with a lot of gas but not enough speed>Mambo who was a failed run but she's cuteI think i will sent them to the finals. they put their hearts in that set of races and deserve to play the final run
>>584338180you're not the jerk off poster, right? your handwriting looks different
>>584338443just hope it will fire at the same time when all other umas are accelerating bwo
>>584338603gayest post itt
>>584338521UniverseI think the idea of being connected no matter the time, no matter the place, no matter the world is kind of amazing
>>584338419Is it debuff immunity?
races are literally a slot machine there's no "honor" or "sportsmanship" gwo
>>584338769Tell that to Super Creek.
>Missed the CB thread due to sicknessTragic stuff this https://youtu.be/d9Rc0-vida4
I feel special kind of happiness when I see debuffer faggot lose. Extra happiness when there are two such retards in the lobby. Get rekt.
Is ignite spirit PWR just pre-buff slick surge?
My trainee has been visibly upset with me ever since she saw Tazuna grab my ass in the hallway…
>>584338878Pretty much, no position requirements though, so more powerful
>>584338769>I'll use every underhanded trick to win unless stopped by an authorityokay jewdebuff ban can't come soon enough, then you'll rot in B finals or scurry away to open league like the rat you are
>>584338936boy uma are the cutest as they're the easiest to make blush
>>584338934remember, you can't even sleep with another woman because apparently there are scents they can detect that even a shower can't wash off your body
Ever see runaway run up a massive lead, or sometimes concede the lead almost easily to a UF vbourbon?Apparently runaway vs front in the midrace almost entirely comes down to whether the runaway chooses to hit 3 pace up blocks. This will typically look like 26 seconds of pace up vs 46 seconds of pace up. For context, 20 seconds of pace up is essentially 10 gold skills worth of midrace.
Mayano calls me daddy
Why is Spe overlapping with El?
>>584338842What do you have
>>584339115Bizarre that Japan sees a 5'10 girl like she's Godzilla
>I am a sissy that cant make proper aces why is everyone so mean I deserve I finals like everybody else :((((
>he thinks every cm will have a debuff ban
Love sissies
>>584339385Nothing major, thankfully. Just a big cold that forced me to make a late call and move an appointment. Annoying either way tho, as it came out of nowhere just last night before going to bed.Thanks for asking and coming to my ted talk.
>>584339309
>>584339582>deeesuI laughed
>>584339286Wouldn't the simple answer be that their multipliers are worse than regular fronts in the mid race? They need more to maintain or strengthen their lead.
The day has come
I'm outside touching grass and all i can think about is missing the shoe rush in my club
>>584339673The fan farmer is here.
>>584339673enjoy your fossilised wrinkly old bag
>>584339532
Why are you gay?
>>584339665Runaways actually get pace up section blocks that last 3 whole sections as opposed to the usual 1 section. This usually looks like hitting almost double the duration of pace up.Fronts merely having better midrace multipliers would also only apply if fronts tended to beat runaways every time, when what we actually observe is an absurd level of inconsistency.
So when do we get a card that gives Encroaching Shadow?
>>584339874>Runaways actually get pace up section blocks that last 3 whole sections as opposed to the usual 1 section.That's making sense in my head why it would be coded that way, but provide source for this information.
>>584339550Hope you start feeling better soon
>>584339753he's literally (Me)
>>584340029
>>584339874I noticed this too on hakuraku, made me realize that pace up can last past position keep and you only need to trigger it while in position keep, so runaways get away with murder sometimes for their total pace up time if they manage to sneak in another activation near the end
>>584338842we'll have another CB thread soon. I'll bake a few when we get closer to The Day, in addition to dumping some of her manga. It's going to be a celebration
Raisu
>>584340162thats a lotta rice
Sex with brown
>>584340273I'm a hungry man
>>584340087EU hours truly are the nicest.>>584340160>in addition to dumping some of her manga.Based!
>>584340273
>>584340162Laisu's va announced today she got married and preggers good for her!
>>584339874@bourbok make her fat and write this post as if she's talking about the mcdonalds menu
>>584340338I heard that its bad for you?!
>>584340396Explains why she hasn't shown up lately. Good for her.
>>584340480Bah its good for you actually
>>584340360I'm American
>>584340480Doctors recommend sex with brown at least once a year for white men to stay in top condition
>>584340480Sounds like you have been the target of a malicious disinformation campaign. It's in fact very good for you
>dont overdo it 2x in a rowI'm gonna fucking end it all
>>584340602just dont overdo it
>>584340590That doesn't change anything I've said.I'm a dirty Germ, yet I post most in US/SEA hours.
>>584340360Fuck she's cute
>>584340480>>584340338>On holiday for two weeks at end of Nov/Early Dec>Been waiting for her banner all yearPlease don't let the timing overlap
>>584339550get well soon bwo
>>584340602STOP FUCKING OVERDOING IT!!!! WHY CAN'T (YOU) UNDERSTAND??!? YOUR UMA IS DEAD
>>584340678well then gute Besserung
>>584340590Convert yourself to kilometres
>>584340649>>584340759ITS HER FUCKING FAULT, NOT MINE!
>>584340737I think theres a good chance you wont miss her
>>584340818 >>584340752Danke, bwos.
>>584340108
>>584340678Ich hoffe du wirst bald wieder gesund und C.B. in einem Roll erzielen
>>584340593
>>584340993
epic glue incoming
Mr CB or Maruzensky SSR?
>>584340964>Went through the tremendously complex effort of replying in GermanCase in point that EU hours are the comfiest>>584340993The one joke I'll probably never get tired ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZrpjdHoyXw
>>584340108That's crazy. So if you build an oonige with as many random midrace skills as possible you'll always be a gorillion miles ahead at the end? What are the best skills for this...
>>584340938>potentially right on my birthday I hope this means I won't have to spark her
>>584341228btw in that context would it be 'Würf' as roll? I've never spoken about gambling in German before
>>584341070"Sugar free? Nah, I want all the sugar." Is what I'd say to Kris S. I-Is that good flirting?
Jesas almost lost from gassing out
>>584339309lmao as soon as this was discovered jp is fixing it
what is her problem
>>584341282Midrace skills are almost a drop in the bucket compared to simply hitting the wit checks, you basically have no control over influencing this interaction besides hitting as much wit as possible. But skills that are guaranteed to proc midrace include professor of curvature, tail held high, fast paced, feature act, keeping the lead/vanguard spirit.
>>584341506Rudolf…It would excellent
>>584341506Tamamo would be like "it's free? heck yeah!!"
How long until my newcutie license runs out?
>>584341605>2 missed kissu hintsPay more attention next time
>all event chains finish before classic inspirationoh yeah it's gonna be bad
>>584341813Tamamo would ask if Kris was Free later,Get with the program
>overslept>first thing that comes to mind is I missed shoe laundering>have over 50k of thesethe shoe pvp minigame is so strong
>>584341903Till you earn your plat
>>584341948mambwo...
>>584341448(nta) All of my German friends that play/played gacha would just use the English term pull. If you really wanted to use a German term then maybe ziehen? So like "Ich hoffe du kriegst CB im ersten Zug", though that sounds kinda dumb (Wurf/Würfeln is pretty exclusive to the physical act of rolling dice though)
>>584341951Ive got another 2 scenarios then, sweet!
>>584342017Achso, I thought so. Usually when I'm unsure of the verb I just use the English verb and it's usually correct (like jogging is joggen). Funnily enough that usually works with Japanese too. Vielen Dank!
Is CB most Evropean uma?
>>584342242Kein Problem! Yeah Anglizismen are everywhere but obviously more prevalent in post-internet contexts like gacha.
>>584341448Healthy reminder to use Deepl/AI, when in doubt. Tho with AI you might want to tell it to "stay accurate/literal" in some cases, and use whole sentences for obv reasons. https://www.deepl.com/en/translator>>584342017Also this. "Loan Words" (esp from english) are VERY common over here, all the more so when gaming is involved, where everyone (pretends) to speak English as it is.>im ersten Zug>In the first turnNot only dumb sounding, but simply wrong, as it's a completely different word and context.Things like you mentioned (Wurf/Würfeln) are easy trip up points, of which there is a lot.
>>584342375the feeble european mind cannot comprehend the pure unadulterated idea of freedom cb embodies
>>584342375sounds of mario
>>584342551we yearn for the tomboy freedom
>>584342464>simply wrongyeah the first association with Zug would be turns in a (board) game but I was really just trying to think of any word that could maybe work. Real "in German we DONT have a word for this" moment
cb would not want to be with your disgusting male ass. or anyone for that matter
Realistically, how many nonnies post in /uma/?
just had a 7 front lobbyi was 3 of them of course
>>584343481dumb bitch
>>584343376at least 2
>>584343376Under 150. Over 100.
wish I had a nonny to play *** with
Nearly at the halfway point. Any bets on what's going to happen?
>>584343751umama will turn them into the real daccheats with relationship drama
>>584343751Nothing, that club reformed (tm) her for reals.
If I fuck umama, will I become upapa?
>>584343941Nah you're still just a faggot
>>584343938>umama propaganda again
>>584343751Please God let /uma/club take him back.
me when I glue after double arima kinen + japan cup cuz no gold skils
>>584343941Only if you marry herGood luck
>>584342628glorious free-spirited tomboy freedom
>>584343941where do you reside.......
wish I had three dacchis to play **** with
>>584344275>>584344275>>584344275
>>584343751oh no it's leaking
>>584344193heey
>>584343751come back to /uma/club so Valdymort will seethe even harder
>>584344193host a room, nonnicchi
>>584344125improved version
