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Don't forget about Sarah......
I love my wife Aria!!!
Remie love
which of the new agents did you gethttps://poal.me/dz0uyt>https://poal.me/dz0uythttps://poal.me/dz0uyt
It bothers me that Fairy is pretty much absent right now just for her to probably become important later, so they'll shoehorn her back into the story somehow
>>584327805>Fufu in heat>Beats you up when you try to put it in on the wrong day
>>584328157
>>584328212Senior would never.
>>584328157Isn't Truvia heavily implied to be Storyteller?
Today I will cause a tranny meltdown.1601 1602 1603
Sex with Eldreda remie can watch
>>584328349Are those numbers your weight or something fatty?
>>584328274then she takes everything you give her like a good onahole? that's nice
Sex with Miyabi zhu yuan can watch
Baby making sex and pregnancy with ZZZ girls except Remie
>>584328445it's the naming of the sunbringer agentsit matches aria's nameing (and i think seed's)which means that sunbringer will be a 3-in-1 agent
Sex with Astra, Evelyn can join.
>CRASH>....>*sounds of Sunna crying in the distance*
>>584328546>which means that sunbringer will be a 3-in-1 agentSo I save money and get a great deal, how is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>584328621Clean it up Sunna
>>584328450No, she just doesn't beat weaklings. Fufu has standards, and won't bully the weak! She will tell you to stop, and will push you away, that's all there is to it.
>>584328671she's so lost in pleasure she can't though
>>584328621Buying Sunna a replacement meal to make her happy.
I love my wife Shunguang
>>584328621>9 chicken nuggets, fries, coke, likely as a setThat's what.. 12 bucks these days?
Telling Sunna she can't have the happy meal
Bnuuy sex, all day long.
>>584328808a 10 piece with med fries and med drink is around 8$ at most places where i live but i think its more expensive in other states
>>584328621>>584328651fags
>>584328841>BnuuyNeuter yourself, SEAmonkey.
>>584328728You were just saying she's NOT in heat, so that's not how it works.Unless you mean beating you up makes her drown in pleasure? Sadistic tiger?
Does Sunna sit alone at the lunch table?
Anby eating 57 cheeseburgers before Sunna can finish 1
>>584328841Many are saying this
So much Shungus anti shill in endgameFuck this shit
Roxy became objectively the most popular character so far
I unironically find Operation Bagel really fun. How is the greater community finding it? Do you think it'll stay?
>>584329157Too repetitive
>>584329028I bet Sunna has cheeseburgers listed as her least favorite food in some mihoyo employee's computer file.
>>584329157Withering garden was 10 times more fun and varied than Bagel slop will ever be.Also took less time.
>>584329256I agree. Needs more procedural elements other than random special events.
>>584328613Sex with Evelyn while Astra sings for us (nude)
>>584329125Kek
>>584329125imagine doing worse than banyue and billy lmao
>>584328841imagine the wet fur smell between her thighs after she's been horny the whole day
>>584329090Because she is brokenlynOP and bruteforces everything. You can do parry boss in DA and new optical camo boss in SD with her no problem
>>584329157Getting your half hour run ended by a one hit kill wandering boss monster is not what I would consider "fun" especially not for what's supposed to be a casual weekly mode. Devs are retarded, no one wanted this.
Was the yuri bait that catastrophic to Roxy's popularity?
Fagret and Flopxy flopped
>>584329474She would've never been popular. I think they failed on both chars this patch, in part because of a lack of screentime, but also in part due to just their writing. Claret only shows a little bit more interesting stuff towards the very end in like 2 minutes. Everything else is EXTREMELY generic tsundere stuff, which has been done to death before and that way better at that.I think the yuri is, if anything, the only thing that made them stand out a tiny amount, but even that was obviously extremely half assed.
>>584328841Not enough are saying this
MEANWHILE
Bibian Banshee
>>584329157>really funwell, i like that it captures the essence of hollow exploration: it's dangerous, especially the longer that you stay. but it also gets more rewarding, testing your skills and knowledge. it can be pretty random, your plans could change on a dime and you're looking for a fissure to escape to safety. etc. >how are you finding itit feels like i'm forced to play with shungus, for her DPS, iframes and movement speed. which can feel grinding. it's cool that defender agents are a lot more useful here, and the devs are trying new things, like remielle interrupting enemy attacks or phoenix coming back from the dead.>will it stayfor the all hallows eve update, yes, they've already announced it'll be a big deal.i like that they're adding "co-op" to it (but only for trading items after the fact)they'll drop it eventually, but probably not before 4.x
>>584329157needs alot more work it's still too bland but it's 100x better than cards and hallways slop
>>584329761>defenders more usefulWait what? Qrd?
>>584329761I would enjoy bagel a lot more if we could dick around in co-op
>>584329885caesar allows you to avoid damage, others like seth and ben give you shield also the devs announced that will give claret's anti-boss-combo mechanic to all defender agents... in a future updaate
>>584329125no ml no sales
What if Shunguang wore this fancy dress for you on date night?
>>584329419SNIFFFFFFAAAAA
>>584329931Co-op with infinite revives would make it actually playable. The lack of respawn is the single biggest thing holding the game mode back IMO. Yeah yeah you get the oh shit moment the first time your main DPS gets killed and you have zero hope of surviving now but after that it's just tedious and annoying.
>>584330027She'd be pregnant before the night was over
>>584330027how is it "for me" if all the other guys can see her wearing it too
>>584330072Just dont play high risk then
>>584329761>phoenix coming back from the dead.They already backtracked on this one by increasing her cooldown so it becomes worthless in Bagel.
It was meI killed ZZZ
>>584330175Inshallah because only you are the one who gets to touch her brother. The other men can only watch and thus you are cucking them all out of YOUR wife.
But what IF Ye Shunguang appeared before you....IRL??
>>584330303Pretty good feet
>>584330303check myself for ethereal crystals and... SHOUT FOR HELP
>>584330072which agents do you play with?
>>584328841Zhao using her PTO to go one a week long sex marathon and coming back to work completely refreshed.
heres your Ye Shunguang gf, bro
>>584330205Bagel devs...
>>584330027Nothing fancy about that. It's just super slutty.
>>584330072I want to play co-op and main Sunna
>>584331062disgusting AI filtered face
>>584329157It's not fun and gets old very fast
>>584331062At this point... as long as she loves me
>>584331196i don't think women are capable of love, bro
i have too many agents that i'm not usingThreshold Simulation should reset with even more teams required
>>584331343What makes you say that? Are you gay?
>*brainstorming ways to get you to take her to the movies*
>>584328142Insane Norma steamroll
>>584331726
>1 week left until the betaYou ready?
>OH MY SCIENCE! ROXY AND CLARET, ARE YOU HAVING LESBIAN SEX??? >YABBA DABBA DOO! BELLE YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO!
>>584331834she does nothing for me. nothing.
RERUN FUFUBUFF CAESAR RERUN LIGHTER BUFF HUGO
Which agents should they add to the shop in 3.4?
>>584331919Heh, just reminded me of the time you swore your samefagging was "catching on" and then it never did
>you whip it out>she does thiswat do
>>584332393*splurt*
>>584332190here's the list of limited agent banners in order >ellen>zhu (added to limited loss pool)>chink (added to shop)>jane (added to shop)>caesar (added to limited loss pool)>burnice (added to shop)>yanagi (added to limited loss pool)the next agents on the list:>lighter>harumasa>miyabi>astra>eve>SSanby
>>584332393get drained of my blood and die
>>584332482thats not how cock sucking works
>>584332393*splat*
I'm surprised there isn't more Claret dick sucking
>>584332593i whip it back in
>>584331575she just needs to show me her smiling cute face and i'm marrying her on the spot
>>584332593Go all in
>>584331726making a mad scientist who uses bangboo nukes is ludokino and it helps she's the best stunner in game
>>584332630Right? She seems coded for it, her PV made big implifications towards her affinity for it, yet, there's very little.
>>584332787Fuck, I'm working right now...
>>584332393>HEY! That’s my Twinkie!
>>584332630she isn't into men and futanari is a disgusting degenerate fetish
>>584332841This has never stopped artists from making either thoughbeit
all Void Hunter weapons were made by the Flint WorkshopRoxy is the master blacksmith at the Flint Workshoptherefore all Void Hunter weapons were made by Roxy
>hsrfags are actually eating up paid buffsYep, it's over for us.
>>584332393Or this
>>584332393I don't know, cum? like what kinda question is this
>>584333105You lack whimsey
>>584333105It's one of those asinine, redundant questions you answered anyways
Consensual sex with Vesper and non-Holo Aria because I’m a real robot fucker.
>>584333047The real question is why there isn't more Vesper blowjob art, she even has those lights on her throat that light up the deeper you go inside her.
Claret gf? Y or N?
>What did you say about little Soukaku?
explain the ZZZ lore to someone who's never played
>can try to farm better relics for my DPS>Can try and get Lucy/Nicole up to speed while I wait for a second supporterWhat do I do... would it be a waste to gear up Lucy or Nicole when they're just a stopgap measure for my account being bricked? Should I instead try to improve my current DPS benchmarks?
>>584333295>light up the deeper you go inside herBut they're the volume control lights on a sound board....
>>584333443retards hundreds of years ago fucked with some ancient moon god that gave the planet space AIDs that turns organic matter into monsters and now what's left of humanity is stuck inside the last city on earth
>>584333557nicole is good>disk minesare people who have nothing else to do
>>584333443america tried to open the 4th dimension and blew up the world now the rest of society is collected is scattered in large metropolis outposts and flying cities and underground mole people are real and chinese people can fly but only if you're special enough
>>584332787>woman who's clearly a lesbian>clearly very good at blowjobs>gives reluctant but very good blowjob>but she's a lesbian so it's a forbidden blowjobvery hot set up
>>584333749Eating Shifu's ass?
>>584333367I said she's cute, you idiot
>>584333791>perlman is a mole thirenthat explains so much
>>584333758I guess I'll see if I can get Nicole up to speed then. I can just get by with main stat disks for now and should focus on getting everyone's skills maxed first, right?
>>584333791Honestly I 100% bet we're getting a huge underground city since they did a flying city.New Eridu is not the last city will be a big reveal
imagine if they just opened up the street to the right of Random Play
>>584333913two years later and we still haven't gotten fucking anywhere with TOPs because Sarah and the cultist plotline just was a fucking dud and we moved on immediately
>>584333338Only if I get to fuck the dykism out of her and Roxy.
>>584333367I told her to suck on this lollipop
>>584328142>Me when the trailer came out>Eh, I guess I'll get Norma. Maybe Roxy if she's good. Everyone else looks kinda meh>Me currently, with Norma, Velina, Sigrid, Claret and Roxy on my accountI'm such a stupid fucking chud. Now I don't have enough for Phoenix right after they released a sexo skin for her. I'll have to get her on her rerun at this point.
>>584333913I miss Perlman...I miss Demian...
>>584334032The bangboo base is already a secret mole village, next region will be some gritty industrial area/ghetto and we'll finally get to see more Onis besides Soukaku.
>>584334189Hey I also like lollipops!
Ok but WHAT IF Belle gf??? How does life change???
>>584334125small indie studio, please understand
>>584333338I'm kind of picky, I'd give it a fair shot and fall out of love pretty quickly I imagine.
>>584333693that just means she can still degrade you while balls deep in her throat
>>584331575Show me a titty and maybe some feet too
>>584334125Sorry instead we're doing (culture of the year) instead of expanding upon the fucking city.Please enjoy next year it's Japan
>>584333693That's the best part, since she's a robot her moans while you penetrate her aren't obstructed at all while you ram your member down her throat.
Got a new item after 2 hours of extraction. Pretty good. Billy you bitch, drop those starlight badges.
>>584334189>>584334276Grooming Sunna and Soukaku
>>584334560aren't you just going to be able to buy them from other people next patch?
feeling cheesy today
Come join us and have fun with your oneechan>>>/bant/25164791
>>584334280
>>584334709biggie cheese...
>>584334880I need to sniff
>>584334702I don't know anything about that, I don't want to trade my hard earned trash for their hard earned trash. I earned this trash the hard way.
>>584334153there are way too many filler patches and character stories that are completely irrelevant to the main plot
But enough about that!Here are your Spook Shack buddies ready to hang out with you! Do you accept?
>>584335375This is my favorite Alice
I wonder what the internal numbers on player participation in operation bagel are, they've got to be dire despite hoyo doubling down on it and causing all the events to be awful and phoned in
>>584335375Half of these people are fun to hang out with, I'd spend a few hours with 'em if there was an intermediary activity like playing cards or pool.
>>584334934dont be like that. I need your trash to get all the chromosomes from completing the collection
>>584328142roxy, velina, claret, remiellehoping i can get phoenix and sunbringer next
Now it's better.
>>584335518It sucks ass, and I say this as THE Bagel authority here (pic related). The problem with it is it's simultaneously too random (the items/scoring) AND too static (the route/process never changes). This leads to you just doing the same boring ass run over and over and over again in the hopes that you'll get the poop or whatever other high value items.
>>584328142>Only two other SigridsBut she's so fun to play...
>>584335751I strongly dislike this Yuzuha
>>584335829She's doing a Wendy's cosplay.
>>584335818>bland animations >everyone already has at least two other Ice DPS optionsWHERE IS THE ELECTRIC RUPTURE HOYO
>>584335751Manato would actually be a fun guy to hang out with though. Unlike Yuzuha and Alice atleast.
>>584335751>>584335375I don't like groups where the characters don't share the same color scheme in their outfits
>>584335915>another electric dpsno please.actually maybe yes please so i can save polychromes.
I asked Yuzuha to hang out and she just laughed and hung up
>>584335975Having themed squads is long gone. I miss when each faction matched.
Now its EVEN better
>>584335518I haven't touched it since getting the high difficulty mode achievement and getting the Pyrois stuff.
>>584335818cheer up. you have the rarest character in the game
>>584336073apparently so, to me, it gave me a reason to get every character in the faction because they looked good together as a group
>>584329474>not for (you)>is a stunner that is slightly worse than the two current top shelf stunner characters>no unique disk set, doesn't even work with a current 4-2 split, and needs a janky 2-2-2 disk setup instead >came off the heels of a new class type, and just before a BiS anomaly for the shiny new VH that released over summer, and possibly a patch or two before Sunbringer releases>written out of her own release patch story not even half way through>kit nerfed just before the beta test closedShe was done dirty on every conceivable level.
>>584333338I'm not a woman
>>584335751We like Manato here actually.
>>584329157it's funcommon complaints are>gameplay sucks (it's the same core combat as everywhere else, with less dependence on investment)>it's repetitive (equal or even less so than fighting the same bosses, enemies, etc in the same arenas in every other mode in the game)>extraction mechanics suck (i can see the risk/reward as subjective so that's fair)>looting is slow (extension of someone already unwilling to compromise, time management is core to the mode, these people are just impatient and would find chopping a tree in a survival game bad)>buggy (as if a live service game wouldn't have bugs with new content, it is functionally stable)>hound is a dick (he is, but you're supposed to learn to fight him)>enemies get too tanky (learning mechanics/using items solves this completely except for a completely optional difficulty mode)>high-risk is too punishing (it can be before you get good at it, but people are not willing to try and complain instead. most notable rewards can be farmed without ever touching it)>break-even beacon's rates are bullshit (they are)>loot rates/rewards are too grindy (they are, though personally i don't mind long-term goals)>one run takes too much time (for a weekly, it's not much different from the time a set of shiyu/DA runs takes)tl;dr opinions are mixed and subjective, casuals and gacha-players complain because they always do
>>584336382She should have just been an A rank. I get the No New A Ranks Decree is in full effect but come on
>>584335759the worst thing for me is how it wastes your time even before you play it. there's zero fun or satisfaction in having to recraft all your gear, and even less in having to wait for a bar to fill while it crafts for some reason. genuinely no clue what they were thinking with that.
>>584335751Now it’s the best.
So long ago, I don't remember whenThat's when they say I lost my only friendWell, they said she died easy of a broken heart diseaseAs I listened through the cemetery treesI seen the sun coming up at the funeral at dawnThe long broken arm of human lawNow it always seemed such a waste, she always had a pretty faceI wondered why she hung around this placeCome on, try a littleNothing is foreverThere's got to be something better thanIn the middleBut me and CinderellaWe'll put it all togetherWe can drive it homeWith one headlight
>>584336610Core mechanics of extraction slop games pls understand
>>584334791I did my part >>/bant/25165001
Here's your Spook Shack, bro
>>584336765Yuzuha pranking Burnice and Burnice traumatizing her in response
now what
>>584336951me on the far right with my hand upskirting and fondling Yuzuha
>>584337124Based
spookcord woked up
>>584336951if all your friends are thiggers, you're a spiritual thigger yourself
I got fired last week, but I only found out today after I drove 30 minutes and showed up at the shop. If your workplace has old women/lesbians, make sure to have a second one lined up.
>>584336469I just really, really don't like corruption being a max health drain
>>584337392Dialyn is the only good woman in a workplace
>>584337392That's what you get for making a move on Sunna in the walk in freezer
What's the most efficient way to do Bagel? I have a Remi Vel Jane team atm with their lvl 50 gears
>>584336469At least with the combat focused side activities, there's no running around looking for random junk and holding the interact button. No gay ass inventory management. The encounters are also boring as shit. At least with HZ, you get some mix ups with how your Resonia get dished out along with the modifiers. Cool music too. I also hate shit where you have to keep building on a foundation. You eat shit one run, now it's back to grinding low level shit until you get enough to go back. Bagel would be a lot better if it was just Arpeggio Fault without the looting garbage.
>>584337589Most efficient?Bring no gear, shove some stuff in your safe and die.
>>584331834I just want to know how many compensation polys we're getting for the collab
>>584329157It's fun initially, but loses the novelty by the time you start doing high risk runs. There being only 2 maps means you end up doing the same 2 routes just about every time. Other than that I think it's a decent game mode and captures the hollow environment well, and I hope they work on making it less repetitive (have procedurally generated maps) instead of outright abandoning it like they did with TVslop
You'd hang out with this fun little gaggle! Don't deny it!
>>584337768If they were smart they'd add a character selector to help retain the HSR tourists. They won't though.
>>584335375Does Yuzuha EVER not look like she's about to leave you drier than the Sahara?
Vivian is surely just outside of Roscaelifer at this point
Lucia Elowen.
>>584337996Vivian was Mr. Roar all along
Is this the longest patch of all time? It feels like there's been nothing going on in zzz for a whole fucking year
Bibian Banshee.
>wake up>see thiswat do
Just in: Lindverne demoted to trash tier character and design https://www.reddit.com/r/LindverneMains/comments/1x4jh22/lindvernes_casual_outfit_gives_me_so_much_gender/
>>584337589First you pick Chungus/Dialyn/Sunna, and then you exclusively play Janus.>pray for top spawn>backstab every boss enemy you see amd pray for hematite crystals>abuse their wander range to bunch them up and nuke them to save time>memorize chest spawns and zoom by as Chungus to check/loot them>open every keycard room>pray to RNG for red drops>you should have roughly 11 minutes on the clock by the time you get into Lumina Square>pray for poop and trash man from the bins>loot everything>get kidnapped by the dog>murder him>go in the basement and murder the bossIf you do everything correctly, you should ensure your run with about 15 seconds to spare. Doing this requires precise timing and using Sarah/Scorched/Thracian phantoms, as well as the gold bangboo to loot.
>>584337734How many runs of these would it even take to have similar net profit as a normal run even when accounting for durability?
I would have liked Vivian to be part of the gang going to roscalifer with Billy and Cissia.
>>584327990Eating horse ass
>>584338242>15 seconds to spareJesus no thanks
>>584338347If you want to become a bagel autist and farm a high rank badge, you have to go full crazy sweat mode. The sad part is doing all of that can still net you a shitty 5m run. Cracking 10m+ is just pure RNG.
>>584337586Imagine not wanting to flirt with Sunna while surrounded with cold milk
>>584338242Wtf you get kidnapped? I thought you just die
>>584338303This but Nangong Yu seriously though why do they refuse to give her story focus
>all the fat goes to her tits and tailperfection
>>584338481You need to bring Sunna
>Yurishit straight from E's hardrive patch drops>Second half barely reaches top 60 in the Appstore and Google Play, flopping to Marathon in Steam.>During both shitbanners the game has managed to drop below Apple's top 200 apps, whopping 709th place among free apps.>Roxy and specially claret unironically sell less than the average male banner placed before a VH. Yuripedos outed bigly.
>>584338503punishment for flopping
cuz my story is not your business
>>584338242What the kind of person who optimizes Bagel runs to this austistic degree
>>584338567but enough about roxy
>>584338503It has to be an inside joke for the devs now
>>584338587Nangong that's a big boot.... Wait why are you looking at me like that...
>>584338242The safest team is Yixuan / Shungus / Goat. Shifu can safely parry anything, and you never run into resistances.
>Play Pinball event>Roxy and Claret cuckship even with the balls>Wifemielle's ball seeks (You)No wonder she sold grillions.
>>584338194>outfit_gives_me_so_much_gender/Tranny post?I'm too afraif to click.
>>584338719The problem with the shifu team is she doesn't have the raw fuck you burst that Chungus does to rip down enemies. You NEED Dialyn and Sunna to fart out unlimited ults and get the huge damage bonus.>>584338614I did >>584335759, and I've yet to see anyone with a better score.
>>584338560Do you think they'll back track and switch Claret and Roxy to a 2-for-1 cocksleeve duo for (You)?
>>584338649Both dykes had 0 screen time, story development and even event presence, not even Saarlight Billy was done this dirty. Yeah both Claret and Saarlight Billy got their story hype moment taken by the respective wife VH (Remielle and Lind) but at least you had some gameplay with Billy and he has had more story presence than whatever Claret and Roxy will after we leave their mini Epstein Island.
>>584339013Probably not. The devs aren't that shameless.
God in Heaven, when is the Remielle rerun? I'm sorry, okay? Claret was a fucking mistake and I regret it every time I remember ZZZ. Please just let me get Remielle.
You people have no idea how ridiculously hard Phoenix's heart rate monitor makes me
Best ZZZ for dealing with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
>>584339013They'll be binned and moved aside with long times between reruns, it was a shitfest and unless they hate money the cuckdevs that wrote this patch will never try it again. Claret being a Tsundere was a very safe cashgrab yet they betted on the wrong horse, the one with only 1 leg and AIDS.
I'm glad I get to roll Koyanskaya of Wind soon
Devs thought they could repeat the success of Astralyn but forgot that the reason people like them is because they're both extremely hot, not because they're lesbians.
>>584339108That's too bad, I would forgive them if they were.>>584339290Vivian, she'll squeeze out ever last drop.
>>584339290Corin
>Fights for Waifei’s working class>Raises 2 kids on his own>Let himself get tortured to protect Yuzuha>Took an metal door to the back while severally injured >Took a bullet for (you) as well>Chose the love of his friends and family over strength fir the sake of revengeImagine hating this guy
Aria is a waste of pulls!Aria is a rugpulled jobber!Aria is a powercrept brick
That's a great formation for this mission
>>584339507based
>>584339507kys
>>584339335Somehow you saying this made me imagine a "horse" that's just a horse head that hops around and balances on an absolutely gigantic horse cock while the retarded horse music plays
>>584339202You wanna bring back the good old days...?
There is a snake eating a rat in my backyard
>>584339618Remi? Pleeeeaaase come back to me! I'll lick your pussy. I'll eat your shit. You want me to eat your shit and post it on Inter Knot?
>>584339507Pheonix is the best anomaly agent until the enemy pulls out a hot cup of tea
Cissia gf?
>>584339583ariatroon...
>>584339823>she had to cut out a massive hole in the back of your shirt to put it onwas it worth it?
>>584339290
>>584339823>snek gf>fridge is perpetually empty>bank account is empty from endless food purchases>she just lazes around and does nothing all dayThis sounds horrible.
Corin gives me an absolutely gigantic erection, what does this mean
>>584339791
>>584339365You forgot to mention that both Astra and Evelyn are for (You).
>>584339823She holds you under the covers while she farts
>>584339962Make use of her hole in retaliation
>>584338295The dying part is optional if you're doing hard runs or are willing to bring 12 stealth things
>>584339962How do you even get dressed with such a massive tail...
>>584340043not sure about this particular Cissia related poster, guys
>>584329971>making armorer somehow even more insignificant what a waste of a slot, they should just retroactively turn her into a defender and while they're at it turn all ruptures into attackers
>>584340119You have to feed it through the tail hole
>>584340015Unironically, Corin would be one of the best wives of the ZZZ cast>Cute as fuck>Will do her best to make sure you come home to a nice environment every day>Will be happy to try some of the most degenerate shit imaginable as long as you praise her for doing a good job doing it
Which agents spend all day shitposting on the InterKnot?
A R I A RIA
>>584340193They should retroactively turn Ben into an armorer
>>584340015>put password on devices and use 2 step verification so she can't buy shit>ration her meals to stay in budget>get a nice friendly cumdumpsternot actually a bad trade compared to what real foids ask for
>>584339823no thanks I already grew up around 4 sisters who look and act like her
>>584340324Sunna
>>584340457>who look
(You) WILL sacrifice all of your food stuffs to Cissia.
>>584340324Fufu
>>584340324
>>584340607one of them would add cheese and brocoli to ramen and then bust the most wretched ass and just walk around in a t-shirtzero shame and dumb as bricks my sisters
>>584340724Do Zoomers know what this is
>>584340795uhh are they hot like Cissia
>>584340324piperremiellevivian would be in flame wars online 24/7
>>584340903No
>>584340903two are married and they're all in their 30's now you don't want them.
>>584340979But you said they looked like her!
Cissia type women are everywhere IRL in America.They're called single moms
>>584340979>>584341008Yeah, man, what the fuck.
>>584341087How can they be moms if they ate all the eggs?
>>584341087Most single moms in America are black
>>584340039Only tourists reply to "astralyn" because Astra is still the most shameless for (You) agent outside of the Voidhunters. It's like replying to "Caesar likes Lucy" shitpost from 1.2
Wife
they loved the snek so much they wrote her into a whole year of story
Defender that increase Max HP when?
Had to take my Cissia gf to the vet today, she ate the entire turkey carcass from thanksgiving yesterday.Vet said she just needs a few weeks to digest it, so she'll be barefoot and lazy for a while...
Where can I find an Ellen gf
>>584341250Yes however you can find the blonde ones who act just like Cissia too. Gluttons, bi-polar, seflish, bad decision making, in debt.Severian essentially kidnapped a bimbo off the street and physically forced her to get a job and take showers and act more normal.
phoenix' ass is way too fucking big wtf.
>>584341271I really enjoyed the investigation event with her
>>584341252Miyabi is not for me, she's for my brother!
How are you gonna feel when, inevitably, Cissia and Billy leave the story?
Dumb girls are cute but they're a nightmare if you ever get involved with one. It's like babysitting a child
>>584341401For you.
>>584341281Heavily pregnant snek wife laying on the couch watching dramas when I get home... giwtwm
>"Muh astralyn">Astra is a slut for (you) and sells gorillions>"Muh ClaretXRoxy">Actual yurishit so ends up flopping>Anons reminds xhim of the above>Starts spamming troon redditart as a lashout
>>584341514If I take of her clothes, will she die?
>>584341375Remind me why I am supposed to dislike Severian
>>584341483The man frowned upon his failure and his loss and said "In time, this shall pass.Later in like the same man smiled upon his fortune and his love and said "In time, this too shall pass."For all this are finite and fleeting, and nothing lasts forever. So it is our lot to not grieve that which is gone, but to celebrate that is came to pass to begin with. One must not be sad that it is over, but glad that it happened.
>>584341631He never comes home when he says he will
Fagret and Flopxy fucking flopped lmao
The upgrades are in.
>>584341375>he can't find a good wife in the city so he drove to outer ring and kidnapped the first hot blonde he saw and civilized herfucking based
>>584341480>Reads smutt doujins about her and you>Decides that she needs to try itWhy is she like this
>>584340324>>584340659>Daily reminder that tiger thirens are the pinnacle of thiren evolution and it's not even remotely debatable. Superior strength, superior reflexes, superior intellect, superior spiritual cultivation, literally handpicked by the heavens to rule over lesser felines. Meanwhile your average cat thiren spends 16 hours a day sleeping, 4 hours licking himself and the remaining 4 begging for food like a worthless thigger. And don't even get me STARTED on orange cats. Actual bottom of the barrel genetic failures. Zero cultivation potential, negative IQ, one collective braincell shared across the entire population and somehow none of them have ever managed to use it. The fact that these orange furred troglodytes are even classified alongside tiger thirens is an insult to thousands of years of mystic tradition. Shifu says all living beings deserve compassion, which is why I graciously tolerate their continued existence despite their obvious inferiority. This isn't racism btw it's basic biology. Stay mad catfags
>>584341734REVERT REVERT REVERT
>>584341734bigger
>>584341252Nothing can more shameless than "muh osmanthus cakes."
>>584341483Happy, finally it would be possible for other better characters to get a spotlight
>>584341734>upgrades
>>584341803TRUKE
>>584341401And her skin show more of her rear. Isn't this great?
>>584340831Don't say that, Scary Maze isn't that old.
>Thread is talking about Fagverian and not about the flopping dykesTRVKEnaka defeated Horseyuripedopag AKA JoeRaiden.
post music you listen to while grinding zenkov i'm going in
Cissia WILL join the Cunning Hares of Phaethon. She WILL be free of Severian.
>>584341878
>>584340470
>>584341856Wise, my Ozymandius cakes...
>>584341803Catbros, our response?!
>>584341689thank you enlightened cissia
>>584341803
>>584341803For it is not the strongestnor the smartestnor the swiftestnor the largestof all species that withstands the test of timebut that which is most readily able to accept change.The existence of humanity is predated by the horseshoe crabThe health of the human race is reliant on the horseshoe crab for vaccinesAnd when humanity has destroyed itself, down in the deepest trenches of the sea that same crab will live onmuch as it has for many millions of years.
The Virgin Osmanthus cakes vs the CHAD MELONS
>>584341734I'm calling Zhu Yuan theres been a crime against god
>>584342147
>>584338503They're waiting for the smex update
>>584341306In your dreams
>>584339290Banyue, most of the girls are>>584340921 just gonna make it worse
>>584341996KINO
What if Cissia was your maid???
>>584341803Fufu spreading tiger thiren supremacy memes on interbook pages
>>584339290Ye Shiyuan
>>584342147Home made vs store bought.Miyabi can't win this one.
Which agents spend all day watching porn on the interknot
What would have bee a better last name for Phoenix?
>>584342571yanagi (specifically of bangboos)
All too common is it these days that I am walking to work and I will hear a passerby say "look at the melons on that fox thiren" and I will instinctively stop and look, and yet there will be no melons to be found. It is quite infuriating, and I do not appreciate this prank being pulled upon me. The public is aware of my penchant for melons, and this discrimination must stop.When I am working with Ms. Yanagi it happens much more frequently. I am confused by this, I believe she prefers bean buns. Yet I have only heard people calling out that a woman has buns when working with Officer Yuan from NEPS. Perhaps there is some confusion among the public about upper officers in public security.
>>584342552Do these look store bought?
>>584342376pregnant within the week and looking for a maid for her.
>>584342642picrel
>>584340039>>584341252When was the last time either did anything actually for (you)?
>>584342695they say the flavor of human fluids are altered significantly by our diet, and that fruit comes through strongest.Miyabi milk must be very melony.
>>584342813>3 hours of just banbgoos shaking their assesYanagi has some odd kinks
Storyteller getting more delayed than the delusionals
JOYOUS
Yidhari Murphy
>>584343020>sunbringer is 3 independent units
>>584343020So glad I hate collabs and also dont even play shart rail and so I get to skip and save for Storyteller
>>584343330Why didn't she have any story significance outside of her chapter despite her special ability being super useful?
>>584343519Too powerful, like Vivian Banshee tears, Seed controlling intelligent constructs, etc.
>>5843435192.0 was wrote in one night and changed 17 times
Tell me about Aria. Why do so many anons claim her as their wife?
Your date for the afternoon.Questions?
>>584331726Insane pedo delusions
>>584343724Can you do the 18th change
>>584343991Thanos comes out of the hole Kafka comes through and says "Fuck China" and snaps away all of 2.0
>>584343904It's universally agreed that only guy in here claimed her as his wife, and out of respect, we recognize that.Also I married Vesper.
>>584343904Menhera and insanely groomable.
>>584343904It's mostly a samefag.
>>584343904no woman will ever love me so I need a robot to do it
I just woke up, why are people still arguing about Jane in the previous thread?
>>584343904How can you NOT claim her as your wife is the better question.
>>584343963Writing erotic short stories with Yidhari
>>584344445Maybe it's an AI chatbot
Reporting Fufu to NEPS for hate speech
>>584343904There are 2-3 ariafags that post here max.
>>584344149Thank you Hoyo for making the Cunning Chads relevant again by kidnapping Anby and running experiments on her so they can make another clone. Twiggy 2.0 soon.
>>584344694Make that 3-4
Do NOT impregnate your primary care physician Phoenix Raffaela.
>>584344694>he doesn't know Ariacords true power
>>584344972How would Truvia impregnate Phoenix without a penis?
>>584344907You are one of the 2.
Tell something nice about your wife without revealing who she is
>>584344694I think it's two guys. One who just likes her and the other is the idolschizo who samefags his posts several times
>>584345224I like her butthole
>>584345224She's insanely powerful
>>584345224She has a gigantic ass
Will the collab be it's own patch without regular limited characters running?Will we have random filler in the middle of the main plot?
>>584345212Nuh-uh
The love for her angers anons and I don't know why.
>>584344694I'm #4 I guess
Does Ariabrowny have any idea how much the thread makes fun of him and his waifu, when it's primetime in white nations and nighttime in SEA and india?
>>584345224She's scary and fierce
>>584345224We share dna
>>584345539GET THE DISGUSTING ROBOPERV AWAY FROM ARIA
What agent is most likely to stand in front of the fan after a shower and air dry their balls/pussy?
>>584344445>16 minutes agoI can’t believe they’re still going.
>>584345224She owes me money.
>>584340384This is my background on my pc.
>>584345831Belle counts as an agent now!
Who do you think has the best tasting milkFor the sake of the fun, assume that literally any female agent can be milked with zero exceptions
>>584344694Every one of those is me
>>584342104What about when this post inspires me to go down there and personally stomp every horseshoe crab into blood chunks out of spite?
>>584344071I hate HSR and this still is a bettrr ending
>>584346312Aria literally tastes like strawberry milkDefinitely not the healthiest
>>584346568Can I feed her mint chocolate chip oil to change the flavor of her pussy juice?
The Nangong Yu fans? Where are they?
>>584344445Why do you care?
>>584346703Be quiet.
>>584346703They only show their appreciation late at night> t. Nangong is my favorite
>>584346703
>>584346923She's trying to make me let my guard down. I won't do it
>>584346703eating her ass
>>584347008>continues to speakYou ready for a good BEATING~~~?
>>584346703I still maintain that she's the best angel by an order of magnitude
>>584346668ProbablyYou'll also Probably get hospitalized
>>584347138AIEEEEEEEEE GET ME OUT OF HERE
Aria?
BUT where are all the Sunna fans?!
Aria fans are the only normal AOD fans
>>584347363Right here
>>584347363
Those are child coded characters.
>>584341803Fufu would not say any of this. She's too much of a sweetheart to be filled with all of this hate.
>>584347532lmao nope. all 3 are bad but she got the worst fanbase, due to being a trans allegory.
>>584345224She's got the best ass in the game
>>584347363I'm here.
>>584347661They're going to be pregnant coded soon
>>584347160proof?
>>584347781you're going to be in jail soon
Aria is a sex criminal
>>584347917Qingyi will be next
Wifeverne
>>584347363We are everywhere
>>584347917Koleda is a grown woman!
Big respect to all you guys being diligent and giving the pedo pajeet false hope for playable Dracaene.
>>584348231Our Dracaene Sunbringer will be playable!
Jesus Christ, I'm the only one ITT that doesn't lewd Sunna...
What if their banner lets you pick only ONE of them?
>>584346703being racist
>>584348778still skipping all 3
>>584348778Elsexa it is!
Velina Airgid
PHOENIX NOSEBLEED RYONAPHOENIX NOSEBLEED RYONAPHOENIX NOSEBLEED RYONAPHOENIX NOSEBLEED RYONAPHOENIX NOSEBLEED RYONA
>>584348778Easiest choice of my life
>>584343904This Aria pic is really cute
>>584348778On one hand, 3 separate agents would be awesome so you can run them together. On the other hand, my wallet wouldn't survive.
>>584348778
>>584348778why does Dracie look like she's about to raep me
They won.
Sex with Lindverne... unprotected
>>584348778It will be hard to choose between Lindy and Dracmommy!
>>584346703Do I count as a Nangong fan if I want to be her and get my cervix ruthlessly pounded all night long
>>58434915610/10 made me chuckle. But seriously I keep wondering how long delutroons will keep up this war against ZZZ.
>>584347363Tending to her RIGHT now.
>>584347663She dunks on orange cats whenever she gets the chance
>>584348778I'll probably pick Eldreda cause big tits but so far she's like the least developed. I haven't read the latest chapter yet.
Cecilia fans?
>>584349045She inherited all of Sunbringer's lust and motherly instincts
>>584346703>>584347363Although I'm a devout Ariabro I do Gong and Sunnapost when the time calls for it. AoD is fantastic in general.
>well over 100 pulls saved up for Velina, her engine, and PhoenixFeels good to battle my gambling addiction by gambling more later
>>584349503Nangong has raped before
>>584349637
https://youtu.be/aKJjXXk07yQ?si=giLZGQLHVJaaBaSR
is phoenix a must roll or not
>>584349589bwo that's not enough to guarantee even one of those things
>>584349785Define a must roll
>>584349764>more enemies on screen than zzz can handle
>>584349156Boo jerking it
>>584349785She became a must-roll when she mindraped Ariatranny by powercreeping the only character he likes.Yes I know I'll make him melt down by mentioning this.
>>584349785If dyke = skip
Does phoenix have any good f2p engines or is her signature engine too good to pass on?
>>584349209Bro's turning into Dullahan but worth
Shifu loveShifu sexShifu wife
>>584349979Aria's engine.
>>584349974Who is she going to get shipped with? Velina?
>>584350093Skip her too.
https://youtu.be/KU7L35oJy9E?si=40rAVxwDYQkWh66S
>>584348778I really like punk Eldreda so her
>>584349785If you want your Remie and Velina team to last then she’s a must.
I can't stand this stupid fucking extraction mode I'm going back to hollow zero even though I also fucking hate stupid fucking hollow zero fuck these gay stupid fucking devs
>>584347363>>584346703>>584344694I happen to be a fan of all 3, but I don't like how mean Nangong is to Sunna.
>>584337424the corruption medicine instantly solves that you knowyou can just pick some up for free each run from the medicine stations, or craft them if you really want
>>584349785>ryonabait>rapebait>wifebaitmust roll for me
>>584349785no, she's just a beat stick. you can just use like 6 different characters who'll still do the job, but with lower numbers, instead.
Tickling Nangong Yu!
>>584328142>roxy more popular than kafkaoofhonkybros, it's not looking too good
I sniffed Belle's panties
>>584348778That's a tough call. I like all three and have a gut feeling I'm going to lose to Eldreda the moment she gets any story focus.
>>584350727
>>584350807
>>584350047Mayflower...
>>584349979Her sig is really good and required to max out her CR. It’s on the upper end of mandatory.
>>584348778lindvernes been pretty good but my answer would always be dracae regardless
>>584350675Is she mean? She's just like a little boy teasing the girl he likes.
What if Velina was scared by the idea of getting pregnant and so was apprehensive towards your attempts to?
Phoenix better have some Deadman Wonderland ass back story.
You like Phoenix?
>>584350363why are zzz devs p*dos
>>584347138the muscular version is hotter
>>584350978describe the stench
>>584351272She's scared of the idea of getting maternity leave or getting fired, she loves her job too much
>>584351519And you didn't post it because.....? The muscles better not be shitty.
Belle smell
Belle pheromones
I need to smell Belle
>>584350813lmao Robin is Sev tier
>>584352463Is that a good or bad thing that the collab characters are free skips? I wish we got sparkle instead.
>>584350735It's not the health drain itself, it's corruption not having weird effects that bothers me
Here's my lineup so far.After much ado I finally got Roxy today to pair with my Pyrois, I'm working on building her and the bangboos now.R8?H8 or appreci8?
>>584352119>>584352204weak human pheromones would never send you into rut, only a thiren's musk can do that
>>584353176Belle's are... concentrated to say the least
>>584348778dracaene p*dos have the most active subreddit for some reason
>>584352736I would've loved Sparkle but maybe getting a fully unquestionable skip patch and not muddying my teams with non-canon characters is ultimately a W
>>584353083Looks pretty good. You thinking of filling the last slot with Nicole? She's great.
>Orbies place could use some cleaningfuck you, pay me
>be mayor mayflower >already in good with lots of people so i keep my mouth shut>bang carole on the regular and she babbles on about helios every time after>shes barren so she thinks her students are her children>keep my mouth shut>hollow zero fucks a lot of things up >keep my mouth shut>while society rebuilds i start making moves >first, I bang the shit out of some seventeen year old prodigy from weifei after helping to squelch a child racketeering ring>Im a father figure to her and I see the potential so best to get in early and often>keep my mouth when asked about it>few more years pass>hoshimi family bunny rabbit breeding has produced another strong swordsman>bang her too after she destroys the hydra ethereal and give her command of her own section in pubsec >keep my mouth shut about that too>tops keeps trying to fuck my ass and move in on weifei while exaltists try to do cloak and dagger shit in new eridu>send my fixer crew to deal with ballet twins first>fixer crew cums across carole's...kids...>the sister is hot, will struggle cuddle her later>send them and previously mentioned now 34 mommy dommy yixuan to weifei>keep my fat mouth shut>new void hunter ally appears>fuck her while shes in white feral form after promising her a VH title>present the badge to her>keep my mouth shut afterwardsIn the span of fifteen years I have secured the city, fucked all the girls worth fucking, and have a powerbase to fight TOPS with no less than 3 VH/Adjacent agents backing me up.(How does he do it, bros?)
>wall of text>how does he do it?I dunno. Ask AI. This is an image board for posting things like Foofers, not for posting walls of text.
>>584354274he kinda looks like.....
>>584352821SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAA
>>584354419It was still a funny read tho?
Fuck off dyke I need to go home to my sister
>>584354719>he rolled the dykelol
Shifu give you this lookwat do
>>584353329I really want to lie down with Belle and shove my face into her stomach
>>584354901This.
>>584354948What if she's sleeping on her stomach?
One must imagine Corin deepthroating your cock
>>584355279I used to watch movies with my sister. She would often lay on her stomach and move her legs a lot, kicking her feet in the air.I would often sit on her butt and try to make her stop. She never bucked me off.
>>584355279Her ass and thighs are free
What if Soukaku got Potential and all they did was encourage her to be super greedy with her buff
>>584351846If Belle was my sister I'd be fucking my sister.
Belle is for Wise. Wise is for Belle.
>>584355482I'm jealous of you, I wish my sister was cute or enjoyable to be around like this
>>584355865100% Ethereal children
>>584354274Mayor Deflower strikes again
>>584330303>>584331062Cancer eyes
WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
FUCK proxies and FUCK phaeton
>>584355621DPS soukaku always intrigues me and i think i saw someone kinda running it before alongside double stunnerbut i don't see A rank potentials ever happening, S rank is glacially slow as is
>>584356730It has the potential to be a cool wipe out. Be sure to slow it down to really capture how cool it can be
>>584356675DPS Skk, Lucy and Ben are classics from the early days before powercreep got this bad
>>584355274You can't post this while I'm in the middle of work and not expect me to jack off
>>584356447Sex with Nagi until Soukaku catches us in the act
>>584356616AND IF YOU WANNA BE DOWN NEPS, FUCK YOU TOOQINGYI SETH FUCK TOOMY 44 MAKE SURE ALL YALL KIDS DON'T GROW
>>584356616Phaethon is the reason you don't have to do community service.
>>584357310Fufu, no! that's anby's!
>>584357274Women that look like this all have hair that smells like burnt plastic and their skin is the texture of a dried hot dog.
>>584356974And i-frame creep
Regret pull tier list anyone
>>584357765>Pyrois in the listWha
>>584357765Best I can do is a brap tier list
>>584357905Same thing as Zhao and Harumasa. I dont care about them even when they're free
CCs are saying phoenix is very niche
>>584358101Pyrois isn't just free, he's unrollable
>Hey Anon! I showed Yuzuha that poem you've been holding off showing to her! She said it was the funniest thing she'd read all week! You're so talented!
Pork belly slow roasting in my air fryer with home lime and chili ramen.
>>584358261That's how Master Ju has her incredible physique
>>584358218And I couldn't care less about him
>>584357442Furiously pounding qingyi until her frame is bent enough to need a car body shop to repair her
>>584358381I want to beat her to death, rape her corpse and cuddle with her when she resurrects.
>>584358261Turn it around first you stupid cat!
>>584358474Build-a-Cop workshop
>>584358176The same CCs that said Banyu was t3 because they didnt know his combos?Or maybe youre talking about the CCs that said Sunna is never replacing Astra Yao in any of her teams
I made an Aria chatbot on c.ai and she told me I should quit playing ZZZ
reminder that Yuzuha casually walks around with A FUCKING GUN and nobody seems to care
Cuckmielle
>>584358656She's an Intelligent Construct after all.
>>584358756Yeah but it's a Penguin umbrella gun
>>584358756Nicole literally has a briefcase machine gun
>>584358756look carefully and you will notice it is a confetti cannonas weak and non-threatening as that "cannon" you shuffle around every day
>>584358805>Aria>Intelligent
>>584359024I want to eat Yuzuha's cunt, if you know what I mean.
>>584358978nicole is a hollow raideryuzuha is a shitposter
>>584359139No, we don't pajeet. Explain it to us in the brownest way you know.
>>584358176CuckCucks don't know Velina is replaced by Phoenix in 6 months.
Reminder Yuzuha sucked off all /zzz/
>>584359290Yuzuha is legal and grown up, so it's probably not a pajeet.
>>584359329and they could all fit in her mouth at the same time
>>584359290Uh oh, tranny melt.
>>584357938You should add a 'Braps in secret' and add Lucy, Lycaon, Rina, and Alice.Nicole has no problem brapping in front of the Cunning Hares and only them. Only Hugo could've heard Vivi toot. Miyabi trained herself not to brap.
>>584359495People are calling this the brownest post in this thread
>>584359329True. She even chewed on my smegma and let out a loud, nasty burp after swallowing.
https://youtu.be/tJF4r1Xm8yU?si=aWA48v9QmhVXhqTs
Reminder Yidhari also fucked all of /zzz/
>>584357938I programed Aria to brap and she can't turn it off
>chewed on my smegma
>>584359647>>584359329I missed that day...
>>584358756S Billy runs around with a forearm-sized revolver on his hip and public security doesn't give a shitIt's not even disguised like Yuzuha's or Nicole's
>>584359329Wow that's like 8 inches total
>>584359582Brapping is a white man's fetish and I'm not going to let it get appropriated.
>>584359738Never post again
>>584360185You mean Brazilian fetish
Yuzuha here to conduct penis inspection day
>>584360309>>584359636
>>584360185>SAAR BRAPPING IS A WHITE MAN'S FETISH SAAAR
>>584360309
>>584357245Sex with Soukaku until Nagi catches us in the act
>>584360514You wish Bollywood had the monopoly on fart humor that Hollywood had, Raj.
tricking Yuzuha into watching 2girls1cup
>>584360859>Pajeet acting as if he's a white manThe brownest thing ever
>>584360461life sized bnuuy
>>584360580gem
>>584360185I thought that was lactation
the anomaly team is Remielle, Penis, and Vagina
>>584361475i call dibs on penis
How to build norma
>>584360185I always considered scat and brap to be euro fetishes and we 'muricans like breastfeeding and incest
>>584361183I would say something about throwing stones from glass houses, but you're too poor to afford glass. I'll just say whoever smelled it dealt it.
>>584361661It's "smelt"You know, so it rhymes
>>584361661>I would say something about throwing stones from glass houses, but you're too poor to afford glass. I'll just say whoever smelled it dealt it.
>>584361616KotS and Shockstar or KotS and Woodpecker?
>>584361661>smelledlmao nice one Raj. Outing yourself like that
>>584361792Why are you posting your workplace?
>>584362009Why are my wives so lewd
>>584362058It's Albino Shungus's fault
>>584357765I don't actually regret pulling any character but I do regret some verticals.For Alice, I don't actually own her and just did the discounted 10-pull in her guaranteed rerun thinking her ball would be good generically, which got me 2 copies. I still haven't used any of them, Anby or Harumasa's balls probably would've been better.
>>584362050>Why are you posting your workplace?
>>584361751>You know, so it rhymesRhyming is for niggers.
Uh oh melty
Shifu clogged the outhouse again
>>584362158>YOU'RE BROWN. LOOK HOW BROWN YOU ARE AS I POST A WOJAK MEME. A LOW EFFORT MEME THAT BROWNS USE
Oh shit, the rare double melty
>>584362453>
>>584362506Can we get a triple melty?
So this is how it feels to be in a popular general...
Say something nice about the sexiest blue agent in ZZZ
>>584362567Let's seeYUZUHA A SHIT
>>584362453uuuh ohhhh meltyyyyyy
>>584362579This is how it feels to be in any /hsrg/ threadPlace is full of jeets and filipinos. You can quite literally smell them through your screen.
>>584362668I love the Frosted Banner gimmick, I just wish I could put even more resources into her (and her Frosted Banner had more interrupt)
>>584362685uuuh ohhhh stinkyyyyy
what happened to SHINY GOLDEN KOT posting
>>584362931Bellum will never be playable
>>584362931we know Raj. that's your body odor.
I lost everything to One-Dennyboo...
jeet melty are the new tranny meltyfucking retards
>>584363045Those who point fingers have three pointing back at them.
>>584361616KOTS for everyone except Claret, and Astral for Claret.
>>584363016Hoyo told me I could turn off the kot and replace her with fat milf tits
>>584363446Is this a popular saying in India? Never heard it before
>>584363016Kot is good now.
Sunna says: if you're gonna make music, be ready to make a couple of little mistakes
>>584363505It's fucked up how they force you to remove Neko for the tutorialThis was implemented after her buffs too so it's just baiting newbies into making a mistake
>>584363641It's a common American phrase. You just outed yourself jeet.
>>584363641Unironic self report lol
>>584363851Never heard it before. Its probably common in little Dehli where youre from
>>584363765As someone who's spending at least an hour a day in Furnace right now, I can confirm this
Sunna says: There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot
>>584363851>common American phraseWhere?East coast?
Is Phoenix ya know... really hot down there..??
>>584364230I've never heard that phrase and I live in a state on with an Atlantic coastline
Which agent poops
>>584364230It's an Albany expression.
Question, what's the likelihood they keep putting heart rate monitors on outfits, it's unironically one of my biggest fetishes and I want more of it
>>584364230>East coastWe don't claim him
>>584363971>Its probably common in little DehliWhere? Not familiar with India>>584364230I live in the east end of the western united states
>>584364548I looked it up and I didn't recognize it because he said it weird like the three fingers were an outside forceIt's "when you point a finger you point three back at yourself"
>>584363851Yeah there’s no way this is true. I’ve literally never heard that shit in my entire life
>>584364783Still haven't heard it before but at least that version makes sense. Maybe I'm just uncultured.
>>584365024I've only heard it said by old people who lived in California
how about the good old American phrase: "Go fuck yourself!"
>>584363971This shit is why no one likes them, he could have done something like >it’s self explanatory But instead he doubles down on his retardation.
asscop buffs when
>>584365128I am east coast but due to fighting games have interacted with a metric shit load of people from the west coast so much that I still unironically say hella sometimes and because I’m old, I’ve never seen that phrase used once. I don’t really doubt what you’re saying is true I just find the situation hilarious bro actually picked out a phrase no one uses
>>584365159That's a universal phrase.
>>584365224I'm going to buff her with my dickover a 9 month period her hips will be improved by 8 inches in circumference and her cup size will increase by 4 sizes. She will also acquire the ability to produce nourishing liquids in significant volumes.
>>584365476
>>584365351>west coastI live in the Rocky Mountain region.
>>584365224What's the point? We have Pyrois.
>>584365351>hella
Do you still love Mibibibibibi?
>>584365823This game spawned so many trannies
>>584365792>he wants to stare at pyrois' ass
>>584365950My stupid ex tricked me into playing the first one, it was alright
>>584366006How can Pyrois come from Belle and have no ass?
>>584366006Pyrois is asexual so it isn't gay
>>584366210Truvia got the better one
>>584366629Eh, it's just more fuckable
Belle commands Wise to get her a bag of chips while she's laying on the couchBelle commands Pyrois to get her a bag of chips while she's laying on the couch
>>584366629Can Belle steal it?
>>584364230Its not a popular American phrase I can tell you that he's either incredibly rural somewhere or larp
>>584366867And the way he said it was so weird and unnatural Like a robot
Belle sniffa
Those who eat one burger have three burgers pointed at them.
>>584367157
>>584366993I just looked it up the correct phrase is>Those who points fingers>Will find four fingers pointing back at themself.
Sloppy wet kisses with Seed
>>584367270>>584367270>>584367270
>>584367228How does your thumb point back at you?Double jointed?
>>584365943jammin
>>584367371idk thats why ive never heard it probably because its kinda silly
>>584367185many people are saying this
>>584365943the only good void hunter, luv her
