Spooky's Thread of Shitposts - EditionPrevious thread: >>583946060>Official site:warthunder.com/>Custom sights, skins, hangars, UI & sound mods, etc:live.warthunder.com/>Wiki with info on tech trees, weapon systems and game mechanics:wiki.warthunder.com/Main_Page>Official War Thunder Discord:https://discord.gg/fYpbGv68dY>Old, better wiki (no longer updated but better layout):RIP SWEET PRINCE!>Tips for Air, Ground & Naval battles + optimal climbing for ARB.steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=742852313https://forum.warthunder.com/t/lets-talk-about-ground-map-strategy/115607https://forum.warthunder.com/t/how-to-play-enduring-confrontation-naval/237935https://statshark.net/fm>/// Top Tier jet gameplay FAQ ///>DO I HAVE TO WATCH ALL OF THEM?Yes.>BUT-Don't cry here then.>HOW DO I STOP DYING?https://youtu.be/DOGazUgUdsQhttps://youtu.be/xrNJZmA9aL8https://youtu.be/SUgf2kaQPdchttps://youtu.be/_gp77rkWXVshttps://youtu.be/NbKcAdLoWDk https://youtu.be/NYfNbDZw5J8>HOW DO I GET KILLS?https://youtu.be/Weghk_2DpfAhttps://youtu.be/_tQ6JzPWEFUhttps://youtu.be/85QqlxXMywUhttps://youtu.be/iaDMyKEW5Vc>HELP I TRIED ALL OF THE ABOVE AND IT DOESN'T WORKPost replay / clip with data with sensor view on to get feedback and tips.>BUT MUH ANONIMIT-Shut the fuck up and get good then.>Hi-tech "slavmonkey / chinkroach to white people" communicator (post any fanmail you get):translate.yandex.com/ocr>Dank Bantz (for help getting aforementioned fanmail)https://files.catbox.moe/iufhcc.txt>/// It’s fixed! №. 118 ///>Bombers buffed, then promptly nerfed again)))) no they aren't the same as before tovarish.>That one Ace Combat map doesn't look made out of Play-Doh anymore.>AI convoys in Nuclear Thunder are just straight up fucked, can't be fixed.>Missiles no longer work exclusively for paying customers only.https://youtu.be/1acWg-c5Buo?si=ddrKwBCXKel5Jz1v&t=13 Reminder: Boo!Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aupExMq6qJo
evening
the next person to mention "trannies" will get his dick chopped off
>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt28553375/whats the verdict?
Generosity without equal.
When TEC speaks I sit down, listen and learn.
>>584343234>seethecord OP
>>584343727>defeated by a shitpost >>584343390KANGAROO
New 'orb.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNvcjpNU-fQ
>>584344980most nonbinary genderfluid affirming symbol of /wtg/
>>584345591refer to >>584343390
>>584345723not the same thing, get fucked
>>584345783i didn't make the rule, chop chop, stream it
Dreams come true will be more content for ww2 chads and modernfags will seethe
>>584345861he specifically said tr*nnies so as long as no one calls them out by name we are fine, my dear agender anthro polynomial friend
>>584346183okay, you filip, whatever you say, you filip
>>584346286sure thing, vikhr_thrower
>>584346286>>584346448squidley-coded posts
>loud thud>bird shaped imprint on window>dead thrush in the bushes below said imprintvftf?
>>584346638ka-52
>>584346597>Harriers out of nowhere
>>584347117Why does she have four ears?
>>584346638zero
selling your wt account, has anyone done it? did it work?
>>584348530That's against the terms of service, pidor
>>584348153I walk to the toilet like that after my first coffee
>>584346817miss thrush legs' favorite >>348097747
>>584348530you now remember the retarded amerifag zoomer who tried selling his wt account on video then cried like a bitch when gaijin deleted his account
Play the M103
>>584348530>Asks the same question despite me already telling him that it's going to end badly NIGGER
>>584343727what the fuck does this mean why do you always post it I HAVE TO KNOW TELL ME NOW
>>584350001Its
>>584350104I don't know why the OP is a seething blogposter myself
vftf?
why cant the snail get nice things
>"Girls" und Tranzer
>>584351723Why can't WE get nice things, the snail gets our money and limited time on the earth
>see girl>think of trannies
>>584352000i will kill whoever made her cry, who did this? who bombed that building?
>>584352391It's just a drawing, anon.
>>584352391Pravda, don't ask what happened to Erika and the rest of kuromorimine
>>584352806they went to argentina and now ride TAMs
>>584353049The good ending :)
v4tf ?
>>584354869the art of doing nothing as you're humiliated and defeated by a tiny island country of 20 million right off your shore of 1.4 billion. (they have the mandate of heaven)
>the art of doing nothing as you're [gweilo headcanon]
>>584355010>have a window to look into your enemies' top technology right next to you>this is bad because you didn't break it
>we actually defeated taiwan by being militarily overcome by them and losing>it's chinese logic, you wouldn't understand>we LIKE that they are a leading economic superpower which controls the most important technology on earth, while we watch quietly and obediently from the shore, seething
Go take your off-topic /pol/ + /k/ faggotry back where it belongs, this is thread is for War Thunder not your middle school history class chimpout.
>>584355765This is literally the CCW but >no u
>>584355989>guy says this while posting off-topic discord faggot shitkek
>a literal webm of the game>off-topicTourists can't even shitpost right.
>>584355838>Seething your brains out over a casual player
crazy how they are all like this
>>584356752
>>584333108>>584334623The Chinese are capable of actual innovation, it's just mostly in highly technical industries which most people don't understand the significance of -- i.e: the first commercial coal-to-olefins plant. China is a very industry-oriented country and this is where most of their scientific work goes.But when China flaunts things like rocket technology, it comes across as cargo cultism because oftentimes they're just copying technology from the Soviets who copied from the United States who copied from Nazi Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EByqXjBo6Ig
>>584356839you just know he plays the j-10 and gets into dogfights with rafales and f-15s so he can lose. does it with one hand, too
>>584356624new cope dropped
Burgercord walked so chinkposters could run.You owe your relevance to me again.
>>584357063i do find it really funny how chinkspammer has started pretending it's someone else, even though he tried changing his name (didnt work kek)
>>584357059then he will activate chinktech hacks so he can inflate his K/D to at least 1.0 so he won't get kicked from the chink squadron
>I'll save gay fanfics on my computer >That'll surely show him
>>584357243KEK
>>584357243mindbreaking, i know
>his tree only has 3 tabspathetic
>>584351723Are they original chars?
>>584357545Why did Gaijin cuck Sweden out of a navy?
>>584357545>oh no they're missing the two least played vehicle types!!!the horror
>>584358143that's not a helicopter though
play the Type 74
>>584361393It doesn't have good optics for the infantry-sized maps of War Thunder.
>>584350056then i wont i guess
I suspect these chimpouts are organized
>>584361701this is true.however
Why the fuck is the base price of this 7420 GE?
https://youtu.be/fiEWRXNW8Ho?t=234>PhlyDaily is playing the Italian flying howitzerdesu it actually seems viable now that bombers have been buffed, it's sad that even a 102mm can struggle to down other bombers.
>>584362652it used to be the best prop plane in the game
>>584362652Remnant when top tier was rank V and the 190's didn't have a raped FM.
>>584362507
>>584362740people still watch this deadbeat drunkard?
>can't figure out what early helis are supposed to do since no funny high tech pissiles etc>guess they just exist and die instantly>make it to rank V and start seeing them in matchesI've seriously overestimated the average players situational awareness. You can easily tale a heli, flop flop flop your way towards group of enemy tanks, land your heli right behind them, give their exhaust pipes series of kisses and they won't realize you are there unless you start firing at them.
>>584362652because it's goodand still is
>>584361393I like playing the 8.3 variants because I have 3 of them available and the suspensions are really useful when you need to go hull down but first gen apds are awful
>>584362912they're fun, and also cold war JSDF equipment is kino
>>584363767>pissileslaff'd
>>584362740>z list e-celeb is doing xyzkill yourself faggot
>>584364014yeah the APDS is kinda shit and I seem to perform noticeably worse with the 8.3 ones. still fun though
>>584363116Spookston is better objectively, but I still watch Phly because he's been making War Thunder videos longer than everyone else.
>stage extended because CIS servers were down for an undisclosed reasonI wonder what it is
>>584364764post your today's battle message feed
>>584362745never happened
Kinda miss when the WMA and AM-1 were at 8.3 sure smacking jagdtigers with atgms and sniping king tigers with the Chinese equivalent of dm23 plus LRF and thermals was unbalanced but fun
OUCH!
>>584365930is that your estradiol level?
>>584366008No it's Rating, total k/d and total k/s.
>>584365930let me guessuhhh one of the P-51Cs?
>>584366314uuuoh
I really doubt this piece of vaporware behaves irl like it does in the game but man it is so fun being this handheld
>>584365930>guys i spent 4 games inside my spawn shooting missiles at little kids in premiums>then i went to statshark and looked at Session Stats>praise me ok?
>>584366494hello, schizo
>no not like that, you aren't supposed to make fun of me, you're supposed to praise me
>you're statpadding!>you're sealclubbing!>you're no-lifing!>you're spawncamping!>you're spawntrapping!
>>584367179KEK
Goodnight /WTG/ I unlocked the ztz96A and gotta say I really like that thing but that LFP is absolute ass and they're extremely easy to overpressure
>see adats>send more missiles than he hasextremely skillful gameplay
>>584367179all is fair in love and war thunder
>>584368287
i highly doubt vikhrs behave like this in real life but what do i know
>>584368478Now you take it into a few matches and do better than him, since it's so easy.
the mi28(n) mogs the fagmov-52mainly because it has a sharp jawline and doesn't look like it likes it up the ass
>>584369360you mean like she did? >>383833540
>first three letterswhat did xhey mean by this?
>>584369360It's also the star of BF2, BF3 AND BF4 whereas the 52 appeared in... BC1 (read: snca cucksole exclusive) and nothing else.
>>584365930I'm sorry for derailing the thread by making the schizo seethe for 8 (still counting) posts
>penis_chopped suddenly quiet after being the thread's laughing stock again
>>5843701529 now
>>584369853>sncashit nophono cares fan about?
>t-they're seething!
>>584370441GEEEEEG
>>584370441KANGAPOW!
Why are you like this? Do you really think this is normal behavior?
>>584370929he really thinks we can't notice all the samefagging
>>584370929"normal behavior" left the room after the 10th time he linked to defunct posts about gay porn
>everyone who laughs at me is the same guyliteral troon behaviour
>>584364315i wish they used the fucked 35mm apit IRL on those
>>584369835I don't know who 'xhey' is, but it says Velina Very Succulent for all i know or care about right now.
>>584371460lol true
>>584361393Jap crap is all ass. No one cares about it except looney troons obsessed with cartoon schoolgirls.
>>584371460Wild theory: bugmanposter is pidorit and he samefags on his phone
America woulda win everysingle war if they deployed the t58, as clearly it can take on a entire tank squad being unharmed
>>584371101address the authorship of said posts
45 results found.
>>584372258crazy how a tank made you instantly think of trannies
>>584373217In my HIV test*Sorry guys I have auto post onAlso vehicles for this feel?
>>584371460It's crazy how bad this general is at choosing names. What is even a Dorit or a Grumshtar? It's so easy to make fun of people here just from their username alone.
>>584373365crazy how she's still mad at poopy 6 years later
>>584373506I have a good username, but you can't know what it is because this is anonymous teehee
>>584373804GEEG
>>584373506post yours so i can laugh at your gay weebshit "uwu sakuneko yamato assofucku"
>>584374492
>>584374579>4aTbl>Nonkvftf?
>>584369835>>584373804What does this mean?
>>584373506she liked onion doritos when she was around 11, apparently, explains the feminine figure
>>584375302It's ye olde' letters for "russian air force" or something but unfortunately the current alphabet makes an unfortunate acronym for terminally online cucks obsessed with niggers.
>>584375702thankfully its now BKC - Big Kavkaz Cock
>>584361393The 9.0 ones are good but it's just like every other NATO 105mm MBT in that BR range except you don't have a reverse gear or gun depression. The 9.3 premium fixes the reverse gear but it's a premium because fuck you))Your main opponent at that BR, T-72s are atrociously handheld for 9.3 and only exist in that bracket because two of the Nig 3 possess one in the tree.
nice game gweilos
when firing multiple MITL munitions is there a way to change which one is selected for missile camera view?
>>584378212nope, always selects the last launched one
>>584378212No, but they said there are going to be MITL improvements in the next update so I'd wager it's exactly that.
>shoots C-5 at multipathing player>it misses>spams 9Ms>they get flared>forces dogfight>gets reversed after two turns>i shoot up his engine>he crashes and burnsWhy are all t(ranny)yphoon players like this? I legit have never seen a good t(ranny)yphoon player after hundreds of games. On the other hand we RafaleBVLLS dominate the game and the battlefield.
>top slopNo one cares
>>584380365modernshitters pls go and stay go
>>584380708>>584380942Wwtrannies go -ACK yourselves the game is not made for you
I've noticed so many long running generals devolved into shit like this. I hate zoomers so much it's unreal.
>>584381872when did it devolve? /wotg/ was retarded namefag drama and slavic blood feuding from the very beginning, I have little reason to believe /wtg/ was any different back then
I strongly doubt the MiG-35 behaves in real life like it does in the game, mostly because Sukhoi would've gone bankrupt on day 1 but fuck me what do I know right?
>>584382728slav infighting wasnt really an issue until after the invasion, most we had was that gaijin funding rebels thing and besides a thread talking about it no one carednamefag drama has always been involved but this general has slowly pushed out the non afflicted people via said slav infighting and namefaggotrynow it takes up a more significant portion of the thread while before you could mostly ignore itthe decline of the game as an interesting topic to discuss also helps, as copy paste and boring gamemodes made people less and less interestedNT obviously was a step in the right direction but anyone who would want to discuss the thread on 4chan have mostly moved on
>>584381872Its the other way around, this >>584380365 is a zoomer still excited about the game, enjoying the spastic gameplay of top tier jetsthese >>584380708>>584380942>>584381575they are jaded old troons in their 30s with 5 digit hour counts playing war thunder that have burned themselves out and treat wtg as their personal discord chat
>>584384472Zoomers are well within the working ageXoomers are taking overLearn your shit unc
>>584384472this used to be a real game
>>584384040Proofs of overperforming?)?)?)?))))No? Thought so))))))))))))
>>584381575she played modernslop exclusively >>354581407
For me, the M103 is still top-tier.
>>584385445it's ass
What does the EWR do exactly? Does it increase the range of the SPAA? Does it give targeting certain SPAA units? Is it worth destroying it?
your ass
>>584384040You don't think the MiG-35 IRL has better instantaneous and sustained turn rates than the Eurofighter, Rafale, and Gripen? What's next you don't think it has almost as much thrust as an F-15E?
>>584384040>being this racist
does this POS have any redeeming qualities
>>584343379Unpopular opinion; Northrop-Grumman should have survived, not Cockfeed.
How is an F-104G with AIM-9Js supposed to defeat a MiG-25? It can't even detect the MiG-25 on it's RWR.
>>584347117foota!
80% of America's ground vehicles between 5.7 and 7.0 are pure protoshit or one-offs that would all be premium or event vehicles if they were added today. Especially their heavy tanks.
>>584393875>Pershing is 6.7 for some ungodly reason>T26E5 is also just 6.7 and better than the Pershing in every possible way except some speed
>>584393875I counted. 35% of the vehicles are protoshit. Revisionist kike math at display.
Russian aphebc angle modifiers nerfed when?
>aps shown on national tv during maximum audience time to not work (2 out of 3 drones bonked it)>vulnerable to shaped charges from all angles>a bradley's peashooter penetrated its turret and killed the crew>meanwhile it's the single most obnoxious tank to kill in the gameecce t-90m, the fantasy tankit's really funny how slavs are the only ones that get away with this crap
half of those things never happened, the other half is just as highly contextual in the game>bonkedgo back
>>584396609everything happened, and has been caught on camera for the world to see
>The Bradleys blinded and disoriented the T-90M with rapid 25mm autocannon fire, damaging its external optics, sensors, and turret ring, causing the turret to spin uncontrollably until the tank crashed into a tree and the crew abandoned it before a final drone strike.So this is what you call "peremoga"?
>>584393875>well documented real prototypesvs>Albert Speer carved the mockup turret out of mahogany with his bare hands on the last full moon before the war ended
Destructible buildings soon, i feel it on my bones
>>584397283>>Albert Speer carved the mockup turret out of bars of soap with his bare feet on the first full moon after the war ended
>>584397283Based albert speer designmogging pidoroviets up to the last picosecond of the war
>>584399010The Red Army operated 200 T-44s on that day.
>>584398253https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JRygHBW99ITURN ON CNN
>>584399413
Gee Bill, 4 weiners?
>>584399351No source? no source
>>584399979Source: T-54 and T-55 Main Battle Tanks 1944-2004.
I miss 10.7 advance
>>584399936Those seem really small for 45mm cannons
>Didn't use them during the war>The design was so shit they hid them in shame until the 1960s when they decided to put them in WWII movies))
>>584399413great... more crap to block my view
>>584403107
>>584403836im on console
>>584396768Funny how you never show this well documented stuff.
>umm hello proof? where proof??
MY COCK IS MY PROOF
>>584405012
>>584371484More.
>try to prevent rusnigger mbt from capping>1000lb bomb directly on his head only crits>lose because its a single cap map and teammates cannot push the undeadable niggerbunkers that pidors getjust wonderful
>can't even press spacebar for your free kill without any counter>blames the game and whoever was lucky enough to get put up against youonly /wtg/
>russian tank irl blows up from one VOG-30>russian tank in game just tanks a bomb directly because infinite layers of era bullshiti bet its realistik to you, pidorovsky
>load into game>bottom tier>leave match
>muh muh rooleesums>doesn't even play simkekypowzajingaling
80% of War Thunder General isn't even about War Thunder anymore.
>>584372258i agree. the solution to the crapanese problem is a DF-41
what Red Alert 2 map is this?
>>584417846>*wins*What does china have that we don't?
>>5844184296th gens is a good example
>>584418429mandate of heaven
