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Reformed™ status?
Tachyon LOVE
>>584344275Mr sexMr wife Mr mommy
Duramente is UGLY and NOT CUTE
Tachyon INDIFFERENCE LEANING TOWARDS FEELING NEGATIVELY ABOUT HER BECAUSE HER GIMMICK ISN’T THAT GOOD
laisu child
>>584344454>>584344582Majsoul Friends Room 37372(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37372
>>584344529Kita...
>>584344662Wait, an absolute goddess like Akane has the same voice as Rice Shitter?
>>584344762crazy range
>>584344790why is her head so round
>>584344864Full of love
>>584344864For me to hit with a baseball bat
It's kinda late but still craving coffee
hey
>>584345069Cafe milk?
>>584344790@grok you know what to do
This is how you propose
>>584345069a mug before bed is comfee
>>5843443704 upon umama for all eternity for being a bad person who deserves it
We fucked
>>584345204Based
>>5843446643/4 beginner friendly room
>>584345161I'm starting to see CB as the thinking man's Neicha with all this propaganda
>>584342809Fair enuf.>>584345163Is it tru that a bit of coffee before going to bed helps you get sleepy or something? Feels completely weird, but I once heard that somewhere.
>>584345312Anyone who is a Neicha fan doesn't have a brain
>>584345069I love coffee with milk
>>584345318
>>584345318I've also heard that, no idea though I just drink coffee all day so I was being cheeky
Tachywife is literally the thinking man's wife
>>584345163I'll take a cuppa and see whether it'll keep me awake
What's your coffee of choice?
>>584344864Full of information and data
does anyone have a picture of doto doing an evil smile? It's an emergency.
Smart Falcon only cums from anal
>>584345312Neicha is S tier too. But CB is something very, very special.
>>584345813
your propaganda wont work on me
>>584345318Caffeine naps are a thing but caffeine full sleep sounds like a disaster
>>584345878it has absolutely worked on me
>>584345572a thinking man would not willingly be her test subject
Mr CB is very cute and sexy but I won't be swayed
Smart Falcon is the thinking man’s umadol!
so i can choose one of these horse daughters as my wife?
>>584344664the game started, cat wake up
>>584346167The horse daughter chooses you
mare tits
Is CB /uma/'s new it girl?
>>584346049my heart can't take much more of this
Shibi is just alright, the propaganda elevated her from literal who to pretty cool in my book, but you guys are free to get an uma named mr cock balls
>>584346207>newhello newcutie
>>584346207/uma/'s girl is falco and curren at the same time.
>>584346207>new
>>584346207there’s one really dedicated poster during these hours
>>584346214
>Mihomo Bourbon
>>584346160I'm thinking sex
>>584345980mimambo club
Look at this chud
>>584346060why is she naked
Hokko and Rickey dunk so fucking hard on Falco
>>584346060>earlet
>>584346160Post falco with her hair down
MARUZENSKY I LOVE YOU
Small ears deserve love too
Hello friends!!
>>584346823you're LATE marubro.
>>584346985Hello
>>584346985morning weirdo
>>584346823>it took him this long
>>584346985>friendstch.
Duramente looks like a big mean tough uma but she's your one true waifu in reality
>>584346985Howdy gamer
>>584344275would you Mr. C.B?
I love big fucking tits
>>584347115he doesn't play the game
>>584346553girls who wear shoes like that are always complete freaks
>>584347035>>584347042>>584347061>>584347096>>584347115
>>584346985Hello idiot baby
>>584347106She's a husband uma. YOU'RE the wife in that relationship. Same thing with dorija.
>>584346207Yes. At least it's not TRANShit or some brown
I love fucking big tits
>>584347281
>>584347192Obscene teasing tits need to be freed!
>>584347306ohhhh husbant... you ruse every race... now we are homeress...
>>584347306I wouldn't mind being Dorija's wife.
>>584346204big evil woman sex
Post umas drinking juice
>>584347775
>>584346049>>584345571>>584345943Intredasting... I'm no caffeine nut either way, but curious stuff that this is a thing at all.
Not the requests I'd have expected from these umas
>>584346478A Type.
>>584347801i could never tell which uma is supposed to be in the background of this. it kinda looks like maruzensky? or maybe... bright?
>>584347624there are probably a decent amount of mob umas whose families have experienced this. fucked up.>>584347689the only uma I want to be in an abusive relationship with is Shakur but sure. i get it.
>>584347818The theory is that you nap for enough time to clear out the adenosine (sleepy chemical) and the caffeine to enter your bloodstream so you wake up unsleepy and caffeinated
>>584347967You can tell by the ribbon.
>>584347818I've taken a couple of naps on caffeine. Gives wild, insane cracked out dreamsbut trying to sleep more than 45 minutes doesn't really work, so drink your last kohi 4-6 hours before you go to bed.
>>584347454244 children
>>584348145maruzensky doesnt strike me as the type to want to be spoiled though...
>>584348061 >>584348159Fascinating! Thanks for the insights, coffee anons!
>>584347967Just think also to the interaction you see in careers.Super Creek doesn't interact with Bright, but it has one event with Maru
>>584348247why not? old ladies need love too
>>584347818apparently its a sign of 80hd if you sleep on caffeine or when it does nothing for you
>>584348316>maruzensky is a degenerate old woman with an ageplay fetishhuge loredrop actually
>nonnyposter hints towards ***>doesn't reply backok.....
>>584348450>spread the mejiro bloodline... my final message... goodbye
perchance?
>>584348736why do you dia players never have over 800 wit
>>584344664Only had time for one match, thanks for the room! It was fun as always
bully jonggg
>>584348837because I was running 4 speed cards...
>>584344664thanks for the game (non consensual)
one debuffer? two front runners? one goldship?thats nothing for my BIG oshi! why? because shes BIG and shes BUONO!she was the most powerful because i believed in her i knew she could do it and because of that she snagged another win.always remember to stay hopeful even in the hardest times because BIG LOVE will always push you forward we can all make it and we can all be buono believe in your oshi bwosLETS ALL WIN A LOT AND STAY BUONO!https://litter.catbox.moe/rdqcj9o9oacq62kw.mp4
>>584348935I love seeing her smileThey could never make me hate her
>>584348985Hell yeah Buono bro
>>584348253FLASH WHAT THE FUCK
>>584349068based
>>584344664fun game!
>>584348985is 1 oishii 2 debutters an ethical playstyle
>>584349068I love how fluffy this artist makes Luna.Wish he'd draw other fluffy umas.
>>584348542calm your tits, lusty nonny
how much stamin would oniges need in Capricorn if you wanted to run two of them?I'm going to be umapulling tomorrow so if an onige spooks me I want to run 2 of them
>>584349257No. Using debuffs is extremely cringe too.
holy FUCK I am sick of getting blocked
>>584349473that's why you bring power cards, retard
I saw a Goldship with 600 Stam win a round.Make it makes sense.
Was this worth it?
>>584349371dickhead.
>>584349545HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA BRING POWER CARDS TO A LONG CMFUCK YO|U
>>584349473One of main reason why I play fronts
NOOO PALMER WHYYI FAILED TO GET THE LATE SURGER SPARK IN ALL MY BORROWS
I quit this ASS GAME two weeks ago and it was the best decision I could have made last month, GL was drying my life force and GM will be much worse
ya but l'arc will be good
>>584349665
>>584348865*blocks you*
>>584349665why is she angry in this one>>584349825but not this one
>>584349689power cards are fun!
>>584349813just 6 more months haha
>>584348542Stop vagueposting
>>584344664Wtf I missed it. Jong bwos...it's okay I've been addicted to a new game
>Duramente has never changed her smartphone setting so she has default wallpaperDuramente...
>>584349954she likes it when rudolf is serious not silly
>>584350035>I've been addicted to a new game*gets on knees and cryes*nyooo, don't shay that...
>>584350114but her maou costume is silly as hell
GM is sponsored by the Satonos so I'm sure it will be good
what did we learn endchuds
>>584350254Nyo its cool...
mamgrows.... do your runs...pwease....
silly...
>>584350321Always finish what you put on your plate>t. Ryan
>>584350394mambwo...
>>584350108Nothing wrong with that
>>584350394just leave bwo...... it's pointles......
>>584350394Mambro...
https://youtu.be/GIBXKem4kBkIt's up
>>584350394It's Mambover...
>>584350394But I am...
>>584350108the groovelings are all a little strange in their own way, and that's ok. we shan't judge.
(You)
>>584350243Regulars can probably figure out which jongbwo I am
>>584347624Reminds me of this old article about the horrible lifestyle of tennis players. They pay for everything themselves including plane tickets, hotels, meals, equipment, coaches, training slot at the court. Every tournament is a gamble that they can advance enough in it to pay for the expenses. The Umas who already graduated out of Twinkle into Dream series probably have the same lifestyle.
>>584348542Still...
Remember:NO SNACKING ON BLAZE BRIANKITA WHITE IS IN A FEW DAYS AND WIT RAMONU LESS THAN A MONTHYOU MUST SAVE!!!!
>>584350495First time I've thought about masturbating to NTR
>>584350779>food analogy
>pervert (incel)>pervert (virgin)>pervert (sex offender)
gold ship is a top-3 merchant. just casually moves from 9th to 3rd every mid-race.
>>584350779kita and blaze it are ticketables btw
>>584350770Pretty sure that Dream Series participants are heavily funded by the government who doesn't want a bunch of homeless or desperate umas around
>>584350779I'm not snacking on Brian. I'm sparking the lone wolf
When is the best time to notify my danchou that I'm fucking off for 5 days?
>>584350779i'm just going to use THAT
I want to train Kitasan Black because i like her, but then if she wins the CM i would just be considered a meta-slave...
>>584351152Don't tell just do Better to do and ask for forgiveness than ask for permission
>>584350779It must be nice knowing what's upcoming because I just sit here and just spend money because on JP you never know what's coming up. At least I know that next banner should be related to the new scenario and not Marche so I should be fine. But if it they break pattern I'm screwed. Duramente was still worth it though.
>>584350779Don't care about meta I'm rolling for Hokko
>>584351224what if danchou has a history of kicking people mid month
Why does my uma with BIG numbers always lose to umas with smoll numbers
>>584351301Youre not im Mambo right?
>currently responsible for 1/6th of my groups fans>Danchou booted me for requesting sashes I respect the dedication to the rules
AGHHKKDKFKD UW ANR TI FMABLKE BUT ITS AUCH FUCKING WASTE WATSE WATE RUCK FUCKUR CHXHAHAHAH HE FUCKING LEFTME TOOO ITS TOO FUNNY SICK FUCKING JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHHJ
>>584344275Mr Cheeseburger love
>>584351425Woman moment
>woman
>>584351517man pretending to be a woman moment*
>>584350730there aren't that many jongers to begin with, around 10 or close to that I've played against here, hopefully you don't quit
No woman would like SiL
>>584351316umamusume is a skill game not a stat game, and many many many players lose the skill selection screen
>>584348403fuck
Dacchis you have an inmate escape
>>584351627Please don't make me look for the SIL yumes that used to pop up on my twitter
>>584351627But men love her and that's what matters
Someone said Wit bourbon is a must for all positions because of LoH? Is that true?
I already have Wit Bourbon
>>584351728Bourbon = Card for frontsas shrimple as that
>>584351728
>>584351775For all positions?
Mutating Umas is really fun.
Can you actually get max loh rewards with backliners
She just looks really good in a ponytail, man.
>>584351885>strum und drang>on a sprint
>>584351885Doesn't her ult gets eaten by accel zone?
>>584352001retard
>>584351425nonny..
>>584351947You've got me there
>>584352018Like half
>>584351728There's little reason to structure your account around loh, hitting plat 1-2 is about as hard as making A finals in CM and plat 4 is enough to get the oshi title.
>>584352018yeahbut oshi > meta
>>584352001It got buffed gwochacho...
>>584351728desperate frontchuddiesanother classic is "you should pull for ines valentine as an easy front to build for loh"
Cute fang peak.
>>584352001It's a good skill now, bwo.>>584352018Yeah, but I want to run Ayabe and Curren together since it'd be fun.
>>584352259Almond you might need to slow down on the brownies...
>>584352089ur good at drawing
>>584352217Desperation looks more like trying to undermine others pull plans
>>584352319
>>584344275What makes anons love MR.CP so much?
>>584351947Cute autist.
>>584352505mr what
My Creek finally got her first win of this cm!!
5 more bricked runs coming riiiiiight up
>>584352543SHE'S KILLING HIM
>>584351947Kinda meh outfit. Looks like a court jester almost
>>584352505Mega hot free spirited girl you can tame and domesticate
>>584352543SUZUSEXO
Good evening
>>584351947Would look better naked tbqfh
>>584346553I see I'm not the only one obsessed with her thighs in her casual outfit
>>584352719
>>584346553unironically fat coded
>>584352543cute succubus
Big shoes to fill
sex seven
I upset my danchou... How many fan runs should i do as an apology?
>>584353156Every 50 minutes until you go to sleep for the rest of the month?
come on cygameslet me in finals A
>>584352803No one asked, No one cares.
are you guys my umadachis
>>584352541Very!
>>584352719>>584352953gosling.jpg
>>584353295explode
>>584353295sometimes
My trainee feels like she's not all there if you know what I mean...
>>584351947post her autistic fists balled pose
>>584353313it runs in the family.
we should be eviler
Stop making men yearn.It hurts.
>>584353258oh...
>>584353395We can put her back togetherWe have the boot-nology
............
Bakushinbros???
>>584350394but i dont know what to loop for sprints...
>>584353553Yearning is good for you.
>>584353553just say that you want to fuck the Horsegirls. it's not that deep.
>niggerposting
>>584348542I dunno if you're talking about me or somebody else but I sent you a message like an hour ago if you're talking about me
>>584353418It's not autistic! But it's still cute. Duramente cute.
>qualifiedthank secretariat, that was getting rough. finally, i can laugh at the shitters in B-finals.
>>584353830does Mambo falling out of A+ rank count
thoughts on Mejiros (2026)?
might have to be an opencutie for the rest of my life with how much propaganda these cute umas get in the thread
>>584351885its literally not. fishing for enough inspiration to take G to A is torture.
>>584353847But I don't...
>>584353247If you win in B group you get to see your umas sing Ms Victoria too!
>>584353983Is the sky blue
>>584353851>racism in the big 2026you ain't tuff bud
>>584348542>***Sex???Meeting up for sex?
>>584354063You people are too evil to actually want a healthy and happy relationship with any of the oomamusumay or ningen. It's always about ownership and sex with you fuckers.
>>584353835this is my clankai just buy every skill with sprint on it
>>584353983I check on Mambo every day love these A rank fellas.
>>584354259Got his arse
>>584354259I'm going to rape you if you keep acting outta line.
>>584354259I want to be loved.
/uma/ has been utter dog shit recently
https://jiggie.fun/Gd5siWhttps://jiggie.fun/Gd5siW
Yae
>>584354271>pasawhy tho
>>584354415Go back to /vm/ then, faggot
>>584354325british...>>584354364I'm not that guy, pal.>>584354461HER NAME IS BELIEVE!
>>584353830leaks soon fellow Currensis...
>>584354415it's round2 CM, bwo. there's nothing to discuss.
>>584354364HAHA HE DID EXATLY WHAT HE SAID HAPPENS HERE!! peak comedy
>>584354415>recently
Duramente calls Aruvu, "Aruvu senpai". She calls Air Groove "Guru-nee".But she just calls Rulership, "Ruler".
>>584354581I honestly would rather have reddit comedy over "haha my penis is hard I want to have sex I'm gonna rape you" every single day
durararararararara
>>584354259I am too evil to want a happy relationship but that doesn't mean everything is about sex. I just want to ignore them dropping hints until they snap and shoot straight, where I then spill my spaghetti.
>>584354769I'd rather some russian comedy
decent ggp? didnt get RS:Stam again but I hit Nimble, Uma Stan, THH, Pedal and RS:Pow (4/4 + THH to my best previous loopa), so maybe I should go for the next step. loopagods, what shall I do?
>>584354473gets me to 1100 power reliably
>>584354602>round 2 day 2 aka the day nothing ever happens>filler day before finals>then wait until banner reset for finalsThe most boring days inbetween each CM...
>>584354786My penis is hard I want to have sex I'm going to rape you
>>584354850no leap forward = bricked
>>584352585All she had to do was run away from some homeless bums
>>584354259Fine Motion owes me a ramen date
Kitasan swallows and keeps sucking
>>584355018Taishin is a gamer not a bum
I let Jordan paint my nails for fun once and now she wants to do it every week...
>>584355161A quick rape will make her stop
>>584355114hugely marvelous...
>>584354850bretty good. it's not perfect but you have a borrow line to fill the gaps (like RS:stam and/or leap).
>>584349747Spechud DOES NOT have all of that.
>>584354850Keep it around, looks like a good universal late/backliner ggparent
>>584354850I would take this even without RS Stam, especially if you have RS:Stam elsewhere on the chain
>>584346478She looks like she kisses good
I really want to cum on ZRR's face
>>584355137Glasses add +20% wit growth
I think we should be kind and respectful.
>>584355607and 15% cute!
>>584355643What does a kind and respectful rape look like!
>>584355643I agree.We should talk about how cute Duramente and her autism is.
>>584355251>>584355327>looks like a good universal late/backliner ggparent>you have a borrow line to fill the gapsit is meant to be a general ggp for now so that I can borrow whatever CM-dependent skills I need, but I am a bit sad that in my last 2 good ggps I managed to hit Pedal but lose RS:Stam compared to the Nimble, Uma Stan, RS:Stam+Pow I had on the few umas before then. Though, overall it might be an upside since I got THH as well and RS:Stam being easier to acquire with URA runs>>584355469I do but currently only from my borrow. Hopefully I can reintroduce it later down the line when I start farming for pink and blue sparks as well
>>584355643I think you should eat your vegetables
>>584355707Or we could talk about characters who are in the game?
>>584354210cbt
i think ZRR should have zettai ryouiki
>>584354020whata dog shit show
>>584355783We should talk about Digitan and HER autism then.
Rape isn't funny you know
I'm horny for chestnut umamusume.
It's hot
I think zrr should have her umanko on my ningenchin
Hokko Waifumae
I think I want to have sex with my umas.
I think Hokko Fattymae could stand to lose some weight.
>>584355953It kind of is
>>584356021Tosen Jordan lips on my mouth
>>584355719Sounds like a planChrono a good Stam legacy with Leap Forward sparks while making your GP and I think you can probably rest easy
>>584356021Many are saying this
>>584353886aaaaaa no I was talking to...idk evenreplied meow!!
>>584356079Cofatno Rickey...
reminder: if umamusume were real then they would be attracted to fellow fit and active individuals. be sure to exercise on a regular basis to improve your mental health, physical well-being, and boost your longevity! whether it be lifting heavy things for hours or just some stretching and mobility work at your desk, be sure to engage with your body today.
Just got home and found her like this, wat do?
>>584356230Kita please pee in my mouth
>>584356086>33CYeah
>>584356274They're attracted to middle aged men
>>584356274I need to take a shit before I go to the gym
>>584356326Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>584356274I was going to do a bit of napping after having lunch but you killed the mood
>>584356326Tell her you penis is a bottle of a nice milk liquour called Kumis
>>584356274What is mobility work?
>>584356326Stay with her for a while and encourage her to have some water as wellSleep is a no-go, vomiting is a risk of chokingOther than that, just hang out
>>584356553Damn spechud hides THOSE?
>>584356326>>584356575this, then offering her a bowl of eggs in the morning
>>584356764Breakfast is served warmHangovers are not fun
>>584356702
idk about yourr faggot erp. give me the hardcore gay sex at uma live!
>>584356972Kingus trainer would say this
kingusrhymes with anus
>>584356972best I can offer is a fellatio
>>584356274I bring a fat and balding man in his 30s charm that they would try to fix, I'll take my chances
>>584357026No don't summon the kingposters saying shit like>my trainer attended the hardcore gay sex at uma liveFaggots posting the same fucking pic for the entire week NO
youll never have this *crawls back into a manhole*
>>584357103it would be funny tho
>>584357101Rape?
>>584356972No one is going
>>584357145I literally have that
>>584356972you will end up wearing diapers for the rest of ur lifeunless ur talking bout lesbian sex
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>584357103There are way worse people here
She occasionally likes to visit owl cafes.
>>584357287And I shame them as well unlike you enabler fags
>>584357272That man? Me
>my trainee shoved a carrot up her ass
>my man showed up with my trainee
>>584357470Almost like you just enabled them right now...
>>584357542Digitan would be into this
I want King Halo and Cowakami to take turns giving me paizuri while the other one sucks the head
>>584356549think of "mobility work" as "active" or "dynamic" stretching; where the individual is taking their joints through the entire (available) range of motion and addressing issues in the quality of the motion and the limits of the motion. you will often see individuals utilize "dynamic stretching" as a "warm-up" prior to other, more strenuous exercise.some classic examples of "mobility work" include:>lower-body complex/drillhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ivUpkvxScCY>shoulder complex/drillhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/hOWUNu0AeV8
>>584357103The trainee fears the hard gay trainer
>>584357631I just unlocked this yesterdayEasily one of my favorite casual outfits
>my trainer showed up with another man
Which one would you use as a gp?
>>584357780this one.
>>584357712I want to groom the trainee of a gay trainer>>584357780>inb4 they pretend to be gay and convince dober they can be fixed by letting them spit-roast her
Reminder: always wash your carrots before eating them! You never know if a gay man at the plantation put it in their ass. Alternatively, you can get your vitamin C from a much safer source: carrot cake!
>someone new followed meim getting poached
I caught dober gooning again
Can't say "prestigious".
>>584358003not fat enough
>>584357895Teio if frontlinerSpechud if backliner
>>584358061you guys check every single new account that follows you?
>>584358092That's pretty much all day long
>>584358003>>584358130Fatco is everyone's idol!
I'm gonna fuck Falco REALLY HARD
>>584358150I only have 5 followers so that makes it easy
>>584358003>washing carrotsbwo, you just strip away the top layer with that thingy-tool.
>my gay trainer is hard
I [-] fat falco posts
>>584358201Nobody is saying this
>>584358202are you sure you're getting poached...?
My trainee Grass Wonder caught me jacking off but she just smiled at me and left
>>584358152She's the kind of girl to use remote controlled vibrators every dayThat's why mpb requires not to get "rushed" for it to work
WE ARE IN THE A FINALS, AFTER GETTING>2 WINS>2 WINS>2 WINSTHEY LOCKED INTO THE LAST TICKET, ALL 3, I HATE FRONT RUNNERS BUT THE UMAS THAT FRONT RUN ARE CUTELET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>584358220THAT SHIT LACED
>my trainer went to bbq without me
>>584358327You'd be dead if she caught you jacking off to El
>>584358303im getting poached!
8===D (*) fat falco
>>584358408that's not a poached egg and neither is it how you poach an egg.
>>584358314Uma sweat uwaaaa
>>584358327...Were you masturbating to her picture, or someone else's?
will they every make it easier to spend 10000 blue shekels at bingo night
>>584358356congrats anon, I hope your golshi crushes the dreams of a random metaslave
>>584358220kingu is a man?
>>584358496what about this one
>>584358583They say the horse has a huge penis, but what the fuck is a horse
>>584358650all horse dicks are huge
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OGLI
>>584358613please google what a poached egg is thank you
>>584358613that's clearly not a poached egg, that's a fried egg.
>>584358513>>584358376I was jacking off to a picture of her but I don't know if she could see it.
>>584358552Han? How much han?
>>584358732>>584358737oh I see. now that I know for sure, I am certain that this is a poached egg
You now remember THAT Kingu and Seiun image..
>>584357103fucking kek
>>584358795She saw itDon't worry, your balls will remain attached to your body, but buy some painkillers
>>584358725>she's also Estelle who looks like Daiwa Scarlet.
>>584352543
>>584358725Estelle my beloved.
The finest-smelling erasers.
>>584358540thank you, getting A finals was my goal since i failed to do it last sagittarius, at least i'm guaranteed my gold sign, both being longs just mogged me since i'm a bad long torena
>>584351607no one can quit jongyou say you do but you all come crawling back
>>584358832the half-eaten egg located at the top of the dish is hard-boiled. the other two, intact halves seem to be soft-boiled. but who would go through the trouble of plating differently boiled eggs in the same dish which leads me to believe that this particular artist has as much knowledge about eggs as you. i see no poached eggs.
What card do I use for sprint skills on parents
>>584352543The only good ship that doesn't involve Trainer (me) x uma
>>584359101bakushin/biko
>>584358613wish breakfast showers were real
>>584359101Curry chang
Teio...
KEIBA NEWS!!!!!!!Symboli Stud (Symboli breeding farm) has 4 horses in training!!!!!
>>584358941That's a relief>buy some pain killersW-why? Is she gonna beat me up?
rate day 3 of cm20
>>584359398LET'S GOOOO
>check club chat>beta and submissive danchud is trying to put his foot down>it's adorableyou won't kick me, pussy.
>>584359462got into a my niggas could be better but i dont care anymore shit cm
>>584359517Mambwo...
>>584359517mambwo... just do your runs...
>>584359462brought stam debuffers and barely qualified
>>584359342>child of an extremely successful father becoming a useless chudmany such cases...
What would a dream club look like? Draft your dream club /uma/
Is this good enough for my level? I keep wasting all my borrows on pointless looping due to my low rating so having this many whites is a first. I'm still lacking some skills that I won't be able to get like On the Attack or Light as a Feather though.
>>584359398Symboli Sable raced last sunday/early morning, I hope he gets his pace and may all Symbolis stay safe
Are Aspire and My true strength actually good for the current CM or not really?
>>584359737but Mambo already exists?
>>584359737you first
>>584359653
>>584359737your mouth on my penis
>35 Priority bonus + Kita & Tach>still fucks off for all of the last 3 turns1500 Speed & a green is enough... :(
>>584359057I once quit for 6 months after a long slump then came back to playing it, the game is never changing so you can take these breaks sometimes.
whos the ishowspeed and mr beast in the umaverse
>>584359762Guys please answer
>>584359762My true strength is basically your entire win condition as pace. Aspire seems hard to proc, if you're close enough to proc it you've probably won anyway, I'd rather take generic velocity skills.
>>584359967No one, thank god
Ever since I stopped using Grass Wonder to loopa, my luck has gone way up. Fuck you, Grass Wonder. You will never be Japanese
>>584359927smooching wife motion on the lips
>>584359762aspire is pretty decent. my true strength is the only reason paces are even somewhat usable, and the gold version of it is the reason paces become long meta in the future
>>584359462Got 2/5 on first ticket so I've been trying to remake the 3rd ace until I tried using the old one and that somehow scored 4/5 for the first time, that's when I fully let go of this CM and start looping for the next one
>>584359762>>584359980they arebut paces suck in generalwho knows if blaze it brian will change that
there are genuinely no good sprint front GPs on uma.moe, let alone main parents
>>584359462unironically did better than on day 1
>>584359737/uma/ club + umama
Last time I played Mahjong before recent /uma/ rooms is like 12+ years ago on tenhou.net
>>584359762Aspire is a shitty 0.05 velo skill that you should not take like how you don't take the white version of Daring Strike
my trainee got me a heckler and koch xm8 out of the blue! she's so kind...
>>584360443>you don't take the white version of Daring Strikespeak for yourself
>>584359990>>584360045>>584360084Okay, I will maybe pick instead of Aspire Sky high teio or Halloween Doto uniqueWhich one? I think latter maybe. But not sure. Overtake thing on Teio is a bit...
>>584360408So that's why you left to /vm/ club
>>584360417I tried learning mahjong after playing mahjong solitaire instead of paying attention in class but I never managed to learn it
my stallion trainee is really worried about the size of her chinchin, the doctor said she has a microumachinpo, how can i cheer her up
>>58435973725 flatlinersK**
https://jiggie.fun/Gd5siWhttps://jiggie.fun/Gd5siWhttps://jiggie.fun/Gd5siW
>>584360506how about a coffee too
>>584360718shakur wouldn't jig
>>584360506I trawled through pixiv for cafe images and there's a surprising amount of her with guns. I guess she's got a supreme gentlewoman feel to her
Good night friends!!
>>584360861gn bwo!
>>584360861Good night
umama needs to get FUCKED until "she" isn't able to stand And then we will know peace
>>584360861goodnight babydacchi
>>584360861
>>584359462easiest round 2 ever, barely any difficulty spike from round 1
>>584360751I'll accept anything from my beloved trainee! (I don't even like coffee but don't tell her that)
>>584360951Many are saying this
Reminder: If you do your matches during jobber hours, your win is illegitimate.
Ryan... I'm trying to hit mile why are you doing this to me...
>>584359741parent-making/looping is entirely up to your own tolerances and, slightly, the opportunity cost for your specific account. if you feel the value proposition is low and you can generate more value elsewhere then, obviously, pivot. the calculation is slightly unfavorable towards continued parent runs because sprint CMs are QUITE rare. we're NINE (nein) CMs away from another sprint.personally, i value investing into a good parents for a CM because it translates to 1) easier ace runs AND 2) more consistent ace runs. with the legacy you're showing, the only spark you can rely upon hitting is the racing spirit stamina line. you wouldn't, for example, rely solely on this self-made legacy to supply uma stan (or groundwork or head-on) to your ace runs because you'd be forced to outright glue more than half of your outputs. this means your borrow flexibility is narrower because you have to make up for the fact that these very important skills aren't on your own legacy.let's say you loop for a few more days and produce a parent line that provides you both racing spirit stamina and two instances of uma stan. now, when you're hunting your borrow, you can place a little less value upon (or entirely ignore) uma stan and prioritize sparks/instances of another skill.
>>584359737MeKebOne random mambro of my choosing27 bots
>>584361162t. double debuffer
>>584361181>up tempo>medium straightswhy are you giving her mixed signals then
Is Yukino Bikini any good? I just got spooked by her and am desperate for dirters
>>584361245Not my fault that my oshis are halloween creek, nice nature and vbobo. i cant change whom i like
>>584361293leftovers innit
>>584361162when are jobber hours
>>584361391yeppersfree NSM
>>584360767I like edelweiss shower
>>584361436when (You) queue.
>>584361391she's underrated but has 20% guts so that screws her, kinda like pace chaser version of Taishin
>>584361495but I qualified...
>>584360767fuck it gebirgsjäger cafe
>>584361660every final needs a bronze recipient too.
Does
/uma/...
Shits rigged, there are too many metafags with bourbons for oguri to compete
Suzuka rape.Holy fuck, that one-two punch of competent Suzuka Runaway and Bourbon is just too much. I went 19/20 in round 2, just lost to another rando Barbin.My Suzuka even manages to win in Runaway lobbies or when she gets rushed.And now that I finally free from Bourbon late ace mines, I can go play Dragons Dogma and chill in sprint parent mines.
>>584359462Managed to get in group A it's aight
>>584362001gee oguri, how come you get to have a 103.6% win rate
>>584362001>133.6% wr>complainingwhat is your problem, dude? just winning isnt enough to satisfy xoguri players anymore...
>>584362001this is what desperation looks like
>>584356972I'll be cosplaying, hit me up later
>>584362102i don't understand why there wasn't a single sloptuber that pushed big nig ace instead of chariot/debuffer. i was surprised to see how competitive they were.
>>584360589That's not me
do I dickpull for CB, ramonu, or kris?
>>584362445yes
>>584362445When the banner comes, stare at the girl for 5 minutesIf you get erect, dickpull
>>584362445real trainers get all three
>>584359737mambo but the flatliners wake up and keb comes home
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/DQN7MN>https://jiggie.fun/DQN7MNhttps://jiggie.fun/DQN7MN>https://jiggie.fun/DQN7MNhttps://jiggie.fun/DQN7MN
>>584362445Dickpull for the uma that you most want to pull on your dick.
jiggie deez nutz
>>584362445anyone except ramonu
jackass dev doubled the cost of inherited uniques on the calculator to fuck with my day specifically
we're getting a free voucher tomorrow right?
>>584363023she literally raped me
>>584363319that wasn't ramonu. that was golshi with a wig
I need to suck Satono Diamond's ample breasts.
>creek has two inbuilt really good heals >she's completely overshadowed
>>584363384Hot
>>584363384h-hot
>>584363432those two good heals? in my mouth. nightly
>>584363537>two good heals? in my mouthdont forget the toes and soles too
>>584363537Can you shut the fuck up already
Ikuno...
>>584362445just oink for all of them
>>584363614i-i just got here...
>>584363621In her braid there are seven braids, each composed of many braids.
>>584363432In an alternate timeline, she would be unstoppable by outlasting almost every Uma on longs
>>584363689Buying only discount packs and vouchers still counts as f2p
this game is not good enough to actually use THAT card.
>>584363756I really damn wish her heal also had other mechanic.
pisa sex when?
>>584363772It's just patient and reasonable whaling.
>>584363756bwo the arima is only a long by a technicality
>>584363908>>584363932Never.
>>584359737I would ask in a brand new bread who would like to join my new club and only those who would get the lucky 7 when responding would be allowed to join.
>>584363772we call em f2p+
I want to go fishing with Cheval and Duramente.
>>584364003and yet my medium s, long g uma can't even keep up with normal long umas
>obnoxious boss fight>no trainer available so I can cheat my way through this bullshitwow modern gayming sure is super mega gay
>>584364142what game are you playing, finemoaner poster?
>>584364142you forgot to ask but the uma for that feel is the hog
>>584364142>no trainer availableConfusion... just git gud at the game...
Any danchou on newbie friendly club online? I've sent my request almost a day ago but still radio silence
>>584364142yeahttps://youtu.be/WTsa3xY2-mAfuck this boss
>>584364065f2premium?
>>584364124
is there a way to filter my followers for people with /uma/ in their comment? I don't want to help out my rivals
>>584364225couldn't find a trainer for that aion 2 game
>>584364260Umatism is open I think
I have a headache listening to gold ship...
>>584359762Aspire is literally useless if you don't have the gold versionMy true strength is your wincon as pace so yes it's not just good but required
>>584364225Chads of War: Gay DayKnowing /v/g everyone hates it, but I'm having my fun with it, outside of this gay boss fight.>>584364269>MonHunbased.
>>584364142>no trainer available so I can cheat my way through this bullshitTaishin...
>>584364384peruse through them one by one
>>584364260newcutie, be sure to join before a club today else you won't qualify for this month's rewards.
Motherfucking sandmen invasion...
>He hasn't begun working on his CM22 aces
>>584364517UGH! MEN!
>>584364589>d*rtand I never will
fusu invasion
>>584363838HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>he works
>>584364412I did watch a video saying it was awful but I never played gears so idk, I believe in you anon you can git gud in a modern game!>>584364470He still has another day I think
>>584364595cumming in dober's shampoo bottle while she's not looking so her hair smells like my essence
>>584364737you must have never gotten semen in your hair before because trust me that shit would not just pass unnoticed
Still, what the fuck happened to Japan, that they, as a whole, think that turning various objects and animals into cute anime girls is an acceptable and widely celebrated practice?I mean, a fucking 45000 tonne warship?
>>584364698genuinely, how do you not feel like a disappointment when you're a neet?i'm 11 months out from my college graduation now, and it lately it has sucked to not be doing anything productive
>>584364589is it not straight up the same inherits
>>584364363Alright, will try with them, sankyuu
>>584364889Nuked
>>584361201I'm just not sure what to look for. I didn't even know Umastan was something I even needed.
>>584364698>>584363880needs correction
>>584364895>genuinely, how do you not feel like a disappointment when you're a neet?>i'm 11 months out from my college graduation nowthat feeling goes away after another 9 years
>>584364895NTA but I was a NEET for 5-8 years and disappointment is the least of your feelings.
>>584364889and your problem is...?
funny enough, zenkai spurt "fixed" the game by making it so that overstamming and overhealing is useful and really long distance specialists are good at long ass raceswe can enjoy that in ummm what 2029?
>>584364692Have another
>>584364412>Chads of War: Gay DayNTA but I started playing that too the other day, doesn't seem too awfulI'm finishing Total Chaos right now though>>584364895that feeling dies out after a while
>2/2/2/2Do I risk my tries and go double debuffer for just get in to A finals or keep trying? my AC is 45% and other 5% and 3% WR
>>584365123what's funny about that
>>5843651232.5 anni actually for stamina dueling, around 6 months from now. Creeklets will cry.
>>584364889theyre ahead of the curve. anthropomorphizing random stuff is how you get people to care about it, and desu the way they do it with uma is really fun (the attention to detail in the outfits and their personalities etc.)
>>584365240>creekletsdon't you mean SoElets? or are you talking about creeku herself and not her supoka?
>>584365207>>584365240cygames finally finished the development of umamusume pretty derby in the 5th anniversary
>>584364895>doing anything productivemaybe I'm an outlier but I have never once in my life felt guilty for being unproductive. Producing things gives me zero feelings, I'm just happy to finish obligations so that they're out of the way.
>>584364895The trick is to get a job first and then become a NEET after 5 years minimum.
>>584364305Is Verxina... cute?
>>584364895I've been NEET since dropping from college.>15+ years and countingThat feeling of being pathethic failure never leaves you, but you get used to it. I'm basically full time stay at home servant and handle all the chores. Though lately I'm really feeling the burn of wanting to do some wagie waging, because I just don't have enough money for fun things.
>>584365123You mean stamina contest? Zenkai spurt doesn't force you to overstam, it just increases the stamina requirementLike instead of 600 for 1600m you need 900Stamina contest is what forces you to max stam for every 2100m+ races
>>584365537Yes but also no.
>>584364895/jp/ has taught me to be proud of being a NEET
I can't find B clubs in the rentry without approval, also, how do you use the ID to search? To me it returns nothingSome names also just don't show up at all, what rewards do I risk to miss if I don't join one in time? Else I'll just join a random open one or maybe create one, though I don't know what it entails
>>584364889they're very aware by now that it makes them a brazillion bucks so it's normal that they'd come to accept it.
>>584364728According to modern Gaymer everything is dog shit, except games that are legit dog shit like the last Res Evil, that for some reason is the second coming if christ.People are fucking retarded and can't tell "good" from "bad" anymore, even "alright/decent" from whatever else.Not to say my opinion on Gears is the correct one, just that people are silly and love to praise objectively bad games.
>>584365575I don't know how to interpret this answer.
Which Uma's casuals have you unlocked?
>>584365559Zenkai spurt means you never have "useless HP"
>>584365241But still, how you even arrive to that point as a country and even encourage it at high level?
>>584365585Use https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile to find the club from the club list. Then pick a member from the club and go to their profile and find the club there
>>584365575Verxina is the cutest.
>>584365585You miss out on carats and club points. Not the end of the world, but you'd rather join one now and get those than not do so.
>>584365794She's not even the second cutest V sister.
>>584364895This got a lot of knowledgeable-looking replies. I guess that figures for a 4chan thread about a gacha game
HEY UMATISM RETARDSTHIS ANON >>584365585>>584365585>>584365585>>584365585>>584365585IS HORNY AND CLUBLESSINVITE HIM NOW (post your ID newcutie)
>>584365925offmodel, too big
>>584365706Only Oguris so farRyan is close just by virtue of parent runs
>>584365876>NEET>gacha gamehow does that make sense? NEETs don't work but have money for gacha somehow?
oguri's canon* yaoi hands...
>>584365706I don't know, probably King Halo and Winning Ticket
>>584365706Oguri CapMatikanefukukitaruKing HaloTaiki ShuttleSakura Bakushin OCurren ChanVodkaSpecial WeekNice Nature
>>584365706Bobo, pasa, maru, oguri, spe, kingu, daiwa, maya and falco a bunch more are at overflow for instant unlock...
Is Head On useful in current CM?
>>584365993It's a free game
>>584365318cannot believe japs were playing an Early Access Gacha for 5 years.
>>584366187gamble tier
>>584365706oguri and ayabe when that shit drops
>>584365907>post your ID newcutieI'm scared of posting IDsI had sent an application to them, if I got the correct umatism that is.
>>584365731I'm pretty sure you just need extra HP to survive. All it says is that the strength of the effect depends on your speed and power stats.
>>584366187It’s good enough
this game fucking sucks
>>584366390This is the one 340664759Also send an application here 588536995 afaik their danchou is rangebanned so they can't post asking for members
>>584366238>>584366507What if the choise between headon and homestretch...
Is actually smart Bakushin pretending to be deceived but actually a bit yandere for you a common fan canon?
>>584365706Might honestly finish off Cheval's this week since she's so close, now that I look at it.
>>584365618>last Res EvilFinally, some good fucking opinion. Series peaked around RE4 and it's remake, every modern game in series feels so fucking lacking in terms of pure B-movie camp and most importantly, combat and enemy variety, RE4 still mogs them all after all these years.
>>584366614Depends on your other accelsYou don’t have a lot of options this CM, though
>>584366603>afaik their danchou is rangebannedwhy would you apply to join a terrorist club
>>584365706I have a bunch
>>584366390>>584366603Also remember to add /uma/ to your bio so they know you're not a random guy from who knows where
>>584366515why are the toes like that
>>584366498Zenkai spurt basically has no upper limit, even if there is a speed limitbut your uma will accelerate until they literally run out of HP, it turns extra hp into ever increasing accelit is kinda nuts and completely changed what umas the jp use
>>584364969recognizing valuable skills to have in a legacy comes with time but the principles are quite simple. for example, why are you valuing racing spirit stamina so much? on paper it's a strong skill but there are plenty of strong skills out there, what makes this one so sought after in a legacy? well, there's only one source of racing spirit stamina outside of your legacy and that's to run that unit in an obsolete scenario. accessibility of racing spirit stamina is essentially zero, which means a parent/legacy is the only real means to generate that strong skill on an ace. uma stan is also a strong skill (arguably mandatory for non-fronts) and while it's slightly more accessible than a scenario-locked skill, it's actually quite hard to locate (as pictured) which is why it's such a commonly hunted skill on legacies.so...>strength of a skill>accessibility of a skill>necessity of a skillis the process for determining what is a skill worth farming for your parent/legacy.>but the strength and necessity of a skill depends on the style you're building. it's even dependent on that specific track you're building forif you're new to the game then you won't have a foundational knowledge to pull from which is why a youtuber/guide can be very useful to build that foundation.https://youtu.be/UgGkJQNTHFQ?si=WDqHMVT6h8Nlr0nwthis is a PACE-CHASER guide to the CURRENT champions meet. the content creator will shrimply spit out "hey, this skill is good because X" and you can get acquainted with them. if you want to better understand the game then look at the track itself (https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=20) and pay attention to WHY certain skills are good, WHY certain characters/uniques are good, and determine if OTHER SKILLS with shared qualities/conditions/effects exist which would also be valuable to have.
>>584366854why would you bother bonding up that uggo
>>584366670>Those pitiful fansI knew you didn't play the game
Gorudo Shippuden
>>584367007heyyou don't talk to Teio like that
>>584366603Sorry, I got until searching (confirming) the club via the https://chronogenesis.net tool, but do you mean I can send an application via that too?Because I had sent exceluma my application for something like 16 hours prior now
>>584367173you can only apply ingame
>>584366854Based >>584365989Cringe >>584366042Cringe except vodka
>>584366856I had this one, should be this field right
What character is this
>>584366775I liked REmake and that was 2002 so peak being 4 is close enough
>>584366964I want to believe you but I didn't hear about an old uma getting good thanks to a recovery in their kit. On top of that none of the new meta medium umas have a recovery in their kit either
>>584367380yeah, that should work
>>584367454would /uma/ ever lie to you?
I have already seen 3 tachyon event reruns in JP and it's still not in global yet
>>584367392Daiwa isn't it
>>584347454>Ouh! sexsu?! mm....>O.K.!
>>584367561O yeah I think you're right
>>584367454to use the freak 3600m CM jp had, it was wild to see tannhauser and bright hitting top tiers because of their massive recoveries
>>584367530Never
>>584367392my cow wife
>>584364889https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_anthropomorphismtradition is at least 2 or 3 decades old
>>584367392That's pikachu!
>>584367739It's not Donphan? I think it might actually be Donphan
>>584367392left eye is clearly not there bwomove it up
>>584367661I'm pretty sure that's because you need 3 gold recoveries to survive 3600m in the first place
why do I find Bakushin so strangely erotic
>>584367835strangely?
>>584367835She's a lovable dork and sexy as fuck
>>584367835It's the pits
>>584367665this is true. i've followed every oguri advice on here ever since unity, and have won 5 plats since
This is the first time I'm so disinterested in a umasume careerI guess I really don't click well with gold ship
>>584367835chowa?
>>584367938>>584367956post them
>>584367918Cute Duramente.
>>584367814Yeah that was helping to throw me off
>>584368143
>>584367992I don't even remember what golshi career is aboutshe was just fucking around and everyone seems to play along with her
>>584367992>speed training restricted>stamina training restricted>power training restricted>wit training restricted
Any good gps on chrono for pacers for next cm?
>>584367938Really beautiful speaking voice also
friendly reminder that bakushin got censored because of these seanigs and trannies
>>584368059I know she's actually a calculating yandere, and that's very erotic
>>584368151The fangs really make this alt so much better than it would've been without it.
>>584367392Satania
i am a newfag. how do you build long umas in grand live? as i understand, you need to be concerned with with, power, stamina, and speed. it seems impossible
>>584367992Golshi's career is Kita level or even lower in quality (and for similar reasons as Kita's)
>>584367830shit man, it is not even question of gold recovs anymoreevolved skills are even more than that
What was the name of the non-botnet program that shows the outcome for events? Tired of failing this shit.
>>584368389You use 15*+ stam parents and do 3 speed 2 wit
>>584368217what?
I did a Google image search for "sexy donphan" and didn't come up with anything
>>584367992prepare to feel this way about many, many other careers.unless you've got the digitan spirit in you.
>>584366669yes
>>584368498it's a random event in golshi's career when you're only allowed to do a certain training type
>>584368186>>584368242holy>>584368324elaborate for this newtorena
>>584368724>>584368724>>584368724
Should I remake one of my aces or just send it and work on sprint?
when am I gonna die and be reincarnated in a fantasy world
>>584368462sweepydev didn't go deep enough to understand this event outcomeor atleast not enough for me to understand just by looking at text file
>>5843688127 and it's today
>>584368881>>584368881>>584368881
>>584368548you're plunging me in despair, I enjoyed well Scarlet, greatly Bakushin and Urara, Goldshi is the first disappointment. If I'll feel like this for most umas... ugh
>>584368389considering the CM is ongoing and qualifcation for finals ends tomorrow then you utilize a 3speed, 1 stamina, 1 wit, light hello deck.this format will consistently give you passable stats but the lowered wit means inconsistent skill procs during the race. three inconsistent units with strong stats can still allow one or two of them to hit their skills while one outright whiffs too many.
is that fucking homestuck ._.
>>584368430I liked Kitasan's career because I don't care about horseracing lore and she is a very likable character. But Gold Ship's didn't work well for me, even though it's weird and kinda fun, because she is a shallow character who just does random wacky stuff and has no true personality.
>>584368773>homestuckbro
which way, /uma/?
>>584368909that's why you read the first 4 chapters of her story before rolling on an uma banner
>>584368773>>584368898bravo retards
>>584366669>>584368325Her affection is guaranteed, but she doesn't want (You) to feel that way. (You) need to deserve that affection. Bakushin makes (You) a better man and (You) being better makes her a better wife. Bakushin is peak female.
>>584368806how badly do you want Group A finals / a potential plat?
>>584368909Gold Ship is a funny but poorly written freak. I don't think you need to worry about many of them being like her.
>>584368909>ughmight want to ask reddit instead
>>5843690244 and homestuck7 and fuku
>>584369119I want to win.
i'll move to the next bread when one is clearly more active.
>>584368909gold ship is a rare instanc of a horse having more personality than the human female is capable of so it is difficult to translate in game
>>584369240Then you know what you must do
>>584369149...anon, I refuse to believe an onomatopeia has been trademarked by that beehive shithole
>>584369425*action* or sound effects or emojis except ;_; are all tourist shit, newfriend
>>584368418my paizuri slave
>>584369425>...Fuck off
>>584369558shut up retard
>>584369558not true >:
>>584369240with me?
>>584369558I highly doubt it, not with all the gook keks and nihongo ones at least, though I'm indeed new to this generalHow do you even express that otherwise, I feel a mild unpleasant sensation imagining that?
>>584369558>still fighting ghosts
>>584369558delicate language-policing snowflake who cannot handle freedom
>>584369739bwo...
>>584369739...no
>>584369739...
ugh...;_;uma for this feel
>>584369739Anon... That is not... a nice thing to say...
>>584366775re9 was weirdly accepted for being a lot of the stuff people complained about in 6 like leon biking up a skyscraper or deflecting a fucking tyrant. also grace was just terrible. I don't like the remake of 4 because it just felt like last of us with parries that kind of ruined the tension of the combat. leon was spewing out too many shitty one liners while fighting and then he didn't have anything good to say in cutscenes and a lot of the voicework was shittier than the og or, if technically not, just less memorable overall. it was neat getting extra luis though and I thought that was done alright. also I didn't like how the ganados felt less reactive, felt like they just recycled zombies from the previous remakes but they're supposed to be alive still and not just tank bullets with no reaction. maybe if they just did that with the cultists I could buy it but whatever.
>>584367428I still have that and all the OG RE games on Gamecube. I was so happy with my collection as a kid. My copy of RE4 still has the "Only on Gamecube" mark on the corner of the cover lol
