>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch bloodstain: >>584256727
We all love watching glitch's shows around here.
>>584356949I'll admit, I cringed
>>584357037I don't doubt for a moment that the undertale general crossposters do, but I think they're just glorified byproducts of shallow opportunism.
>>584356949I'll admit, I pogged
>>584356949I’ll admit, you’re am off topic homo
>>584357037... among other lies uttered by raped brown maggots.
>>584357037... among other truths uttered by rapist aryan humanitarians.
should i queue?
sex with s tiers to gain their streak power
>>584364421I was gonna queue and stream but Im so sleepybuild
vivaldi won
>>584364752so thats a no then i take it
>>584364752no one asked you to blogpost, yes or no is fine foidcunt
>
>>584366842well anyways I wanted to tell you that I already finished my work for today and I had my afternoon snack but haven't had my post-afternoonsnack-pre-dinner coffee which I suppose could wake me up for a round or two of nightreign if you really really want me to play, but also I dunno anon I just posted up for my midday pre-dinner nap under my pillow and blanket fort herein pictured where I am cultivating a very nice sleepy atmosphere which is calling for my name
I kinda love Dex builds.
>>584368374>>584368347no one asked
>>584368347>The Royal Eagle (First Intellect)>The Ringdove (Universal Soul)>The Strange 'Anqā' (Prime Matter)>The Jet-Black Crow (Universal Body)
>>584368569why
>>584369357gotta go fast
>>584368569There are so many fun dex weapons, it's just a shame most of them are kind of shit compared to strength ones.
>>584369357it offers the most original movesets
>>584369357Being a nimble warrior is cool.
Idus Knight or Heavy Knight?
>>584370517Heavy. It offers a 'new' playstyle for the early game. Starting stats don't matter.
>>584370517Heavy Knight is the designated easy mode
>>584370517idus
Just watched the first episode of Firefly Wedding, where is my insane assassin husband in Elden Ring?
>>584370517Idus gets you a LGS earlyHeavy gets you poiseblob early
Any streams going on?
>>584371395Inquisitor Ghiza
>>584371426jee is live
>>584372351Waow he can torture other people for me
>>584372792terminally online gay ass thing to say
1/3
I miss Mush
I miss type Bs
>>584374246>type T keeps bringing up type Bs unprompted
>>584375084it's not my fault they're so spinny
>>584356949law of regression
>>584373828said no one ever
>>584375463yeah this one I really don't believe even that anon really said it, it must have been a trick of the light playing tongue tricks on our ears, no way I read those words
>>584373828Who/what the hell is Mush?
>>584375798some lame nobody incel weird smelly sort ahead
Best erg raider?
>>584376031dingle
>>584376031norhone
>>584376031Creasterr
>>584375798There was a namefag that went by Phonehome that used to shit talk all the fucking time. Ubermenstralminstrel challenged him to a fight in Limgrave. Phonehome loads in but Ubermenstralminstrel is up on a rock from using Torrent like a faggot and Phonehome couldn't reach him. Phonehome does the point down emote but physically looked down from his pov like every point downer does and when he did Ubermenstralminstrel did Golden Slam on him from the big rock.Mushed him good so we all called him Mush until he went away.
>>584376031vivaldi
>>584376031Technically me. I'm the only raider that could hang in D5 but I played with randoms instead of erg. Every other raider player here got filtered and said raider was unviable in D5. I mained raider in D5.
the ballad of phonehome and ubermenstralminstrel
>>584376464if you dont play with erg you simply dont count
>>584376775Thats why I said technically. In a real sense I am the best raider player on /erg/ but I know it doesn't matter because I don't play with the troon gang. I never got waylaid by retarded greatbow raider, that is what fucked you guys up and made you terrible at raider gameplay.
>>584376464Name
>>584377136Hi, I'm anon.
>>584377136Nicoláz Varela del Pueblo
>>584376031cc
Queued
>>584376031The one that never raided.
let's kill fire monks
>>584376031There's a good raider left but I won't say who
>>584379128yeah the castle near the end of the mountaintops is a good hangout spot for waiting for invaders or to be summoned for coop, but I always prefer crossing the chain bridge to the yetis to farm arteria leaves for exalted flesh snacks
>>584377086nice self report, the only person shilling greatbow raider was dingle and we all knew he was shitno one other than him ever played greatbow raider as their main build
>>584379640NP bud. I've mentioned I play raider and that I don't play with erg in the past.
>>584379640Zane and I think one other person did idr
>>584379640I'm going to double reply because it is relevant. I did post this yesterday but I'll post it again.Notice how I drew raider, you guys by and large were known for fucking around with the GB. This isn't some new narrative, I drew these right before the dlc got announced LAST YEAR.
@slutdge https://youtu.be/SlF-OReZhUY
<3 terr
>>584379942Who drew this?
>>584380179Me. Don't get mad plz.
>>584380229I'm not jobless so I don't know the dos lore
>>584380395Stick around I'm sure someone will explain it to you, essentially I'm the demi-urge around here.
DOSgawd
>>584379450
>>584379731what garb do you run
>>584380528I don't care
>>584380658I used them all except Havel's.
I use you daily
>>584380817why not the rock
>>584380817>hmpf, answer doesn't let me data mine you from every image ever posted here not fair
>>584381557The chains swooshing noise was the only reason. I don't have whatever mind virus people have where they have to overstimulate themselves with a podcast and a 2nd screen playing cartoons while reading posts and playing the game.I played the game. The constant noise of the movement with Havel's set wasn't pleasing. I never used the duchess outfit with the heels for the same reason. I don't get what stimming is outside of it being autism, it is autism to me.
>>584381737Havels is the best because of the metal it makes you feel like a beast
DevilEmperor <333
>>584382462All outfits are the same except 1 will make an annoying noise all the time. So I didn't use that outfit. I heard in wow gnomes have some sort of goofy ass gnomischling clownshoes music playing all the time, I wouldn't play a gnome in wow because of that.
>>584382651>gnomischling
I have a similar aversion to the noise flails make. As if they weren't already lame enough, they have to make a rattling sound whenever you're moving. In nightreign, I will pick up a flail for the passive, realize it's annoying me, and then swap it out.
I may very well have encountered poopoodoodoo on their main account the other day. the retarded gremlins down in the lower depths are quite fascinating
queuers?
>>584383845a bit too drunk to queue unfortunately
>>584383761the shortie wearing the tallie costume triggers me so
>>584382651that's really hilarious if it were true but it sadly is not
>>584383902wanna queue something non ed?
>>584383761not me because I pretty much only play with my husband and friends on my primary account, if I queue randumbs it's with the same one I use here
>>584384168That's weird
>>584384168That's elite
>>584383972Pov: shota tarnished just called her mommy
>>584383845Finishing a game. In the shelter, should be done in 5 hours based on our damage
>>584384232ok but, and I'm genuinely asking, what makes that weird?
>>584384139not that drunk
>>584381737I miss those armor sounds from dark souls so much they alone make me want to replay it, that and the breathing sound effect I think about it all the time
>>584384490Why do you use a separate account to queue for randoms? I've heard of people using one for 4chan but not literally just solo queueing randoms just a bit weird
>>584384672The guy made up a husband and roleplays as its wife and you think the dummy name for randoms is the weird part?
>>584383845Finished, holy shit had the biggest voyeur ever playing skill slop wylder and it was my shartian game
>>584384757they made an entirely second account. keep up lil guppy
>>584385285Thats a dummy name to me bro. Lots of the people here make extra accounts with family share I'd call that a dummy name.
>>584385563nah youre a guppy you called it the wrong thing get owned guppy
>>584384672I just think of it as the social account and the solo account I wouldn't have thought of it as weird but you do you>>584384757I was gonna think of something funny to ask him for a vocaroo but I couldn't come up with anything so maybe tomorrow or later ok? cause for now we're about to play majoras mask through the evening and he's never seen the stone tower which was my favorite region and we're about to go in there so I'm excited for it, it's all extremely elden ring coded as you know
we are the ergieguppies
>>584385609guppys are very cute but I think I saw someone selling a bag of dried up ones to eat like chips at a resort once but you shouldn't eat them
>>584373828I beat valheim and now I'm gonna play dragons pogma 2
>>584385893how was it carrying elf
Bullied a redcel into using the grovel for mercy gesture last night, but the clip was corrupted. Fucking jeetvidia.
>>584386009elf carries me
>>584386169so gracious...
>>584386072was it a type B?
>>584386169pffft hardly, you're both pretty mid
Look at all those Rune Arcs...
>>584386513Yes actually
>>584386276she's so cute and funny..
>>584387017The bird lore completely mindbroke this anon.
>>584387184based rapist
>>584384380don’t be weird>>584386682i finally know this
erdtree o erdtree
>>584387409>>584387184Got any type B erg rape fanfics?
>>584388094no I'm too retarded to write one it might be a better idea to ask our @writers
>>584388314I miss pre nightreign and sote erg
Is there anything that denotes the fire knights that drop orbs in the GH castle?for example only the spear crucis drop shit on normal cruci castle
Who was the narrator?
>>584388376me too...
>>584388416Gideon
>>584388416Adolf Hitler
I hate when the spear fall attack thing goes through block
>>584388534Really? Didn't sound anything like Gideon in the game. Not even the same accent.
gg white birds nothing nearly happened at all. Also decent guardian relic, if only guardian didn't suck ass
>>584388743That is pretty mid for guardian. Yeah he is the worst character by a country mile but you should know what curses are bricks on him and everything that is 'taking damage...' is bad.
>>584388860it's been a while since I've played guardian but I thought that damage taken while guarding doesn't trigger "on damage" demerits?
>>584388743why do your pics always have white borders
>>584388860t. never played guardian in his life
>>584388514How do we bring maddy and varreslut back?
>>584389189It doesn't but his gameplay style puts you in the enemy face constantly so you are going to end up taking hits more often than anyone that defaults to dodging over blocking. You'll get deadangled or posture broken and then chipped. Its an useless gamble you don't have to engage with at all by not using taking damage curses with him. Look how much murk anon has, he doesn't have to be running taking damage lines ever.
>>584389614>Look how much murk anon has, he doesn't have to be running taking damage lines ever.ydptg, you can spend a million murk only to get a couple decent relics for characters or builds you dont even use
>>584368713Everyone was thinking this
>>584389614Taking damage curses don't matter unless you stack them and take tick damage like caligo ice or gnoster farts. Not on guardian or anyone else. Not even raider who takes damage on purpose.
>>584360270Hello gaped anon
>>584389790Stop doing this faggot. I have both game counters maxed out. >show meWhen I do it triggers everyone.
>>584376031all dogshit
>>584388743I've come to appreciate a good Guardian. Unfortunately Guardian's themselves are rare, and good guardians are basically an endangered species.I think some of the guardian problems stem from people not full committing to builds. Generalist Guardian is ass. But if you commit to a shieldpoke build, or a guardcounter build, double balancer slop, or just a full tank build he's much better
>>584389894>raped anon is "hello [blank] anon"Checks out for a worthless subhuman
>>584389894you immediately triggered the gaped anon outstanding job
>>584389906>Stop doing this faggotthen dont spout lies, i've got well over a thousand hours and still have not rolled a wylder line + ninvadersyou know well that getting the lines you actually want is often just not happening, let alone without a brick tier curse
>>584390678>finally rolls character line + invaders >its not the right color>finally roll a god roll for my setup>bricked with AIDS and HIVyou rike?
>>584390678Whenever I see a perfect Phys12/Magic12/Affi6 + 3 Max HP build I'm sus of CE shenanigans. I only have 2 Phys+HP relics and theyre literally phys2
>>584390678>wylder line + ninvadersThat is a nested level of rarity far deeper than simply not taking on damage curses for a character come on now.
>>584389894Why does calling him gaped set him off so much?
>>584392227We all claimed souls bosses as alt personas one time and he chose gaping dragon for some reason. It was one of the classic blunders of /erg/.
i'm moonlight butterfly
>>584392387Kek
>>584392468I already picked moonlight butterfly
>>584392594i don't see your name anywhere...
>>584392468>>584392594gay?
>>584392663Its a meme you dip
>>584392015No actually it isn't really, granted i can't be assed to calculate the probabilities but, deep relics need not only useful lines but non brick cursesAnd the great thing about deep relics is even if you've got a good 2 liner, the third line could be completely useless but because its +2 lightning negation or some shit you get an extra curse, possibly brick tier!Fun :)
>>584392741>deep relics need not only useful lines but non brick cursesAnon is asking for 2 very specific lines already.
>>584392860on non-deep relics that have a bunch of specific lines deep relics can't get. It is way harder to roll that mathematically, but the counterbalance is the gacharoll costs way less.
>>584392741yup
>>584392718i rape you now
>>584388743The poison buildup is a lot worse than the bleed which is a non factor.
>>584393347There's no rape allowed in erg.
>>584393347picking dungeater is verboten.
>>584392860>>584393003It would help if we even knew exactly how the game rolls a relic, what are the odds exactly? Pure chance? (i know theres mutually exclusive effects but still)
>>584393741It wouldn't help at all lil guppy it would still be luck
schizo guppies scared all the streamers away
>>584394164I know...i just want to understand
>>584393741Its still luck because you can't manip the odds. There is 1 way to game the system but I'm not going to tell you guys about it. You'll think its schizo but its how I got a night invader for all my characters.
>>584394341you simply pray to the twinbirds and then roll
>>584394514No I'll tell you lol. In the climb from D3's later half when you are approaching D4 you'll get a fuckload of premium relics. I've got over 4k hours played and did the climb thru D5 probably 20 times over the years the game has been out. It is relatively consistent, if you want to really farm it you can derank as soon as you hit 4, it'll put you half way thru 3 and you'll be in the sweet spot.In DoN you get 2 normal and 5-7 deeps generally, you'll get a NI + character non-deep all the time. Rolling at jarbairn isn't manipulatable. You bruteforce with murk at jarbairn but you can manipulate your odds in your favor doing the D3 to D4 tech.
>>584394803@creasy can you confirm? you're at at range anyway just reset to D3 and let us know if you get any ninvaders on the way to D4
>>584383741Worst part of using family heads
>>584395525Havel raider with dormant flails dual wielding with a revenant doing a full harp song circling around him
>>584395525Who is this semen demon?
>>584394803The lack of 20 replies all talking the same way calling you schizo makes me think this is legit.
>>584394968Let me preface what I'm about to say with this: I believe relics are purely random unless shown proof of otherwise. Though, I know that the signboard's relics are special in that they are always large ones.I don't like reading patterns in gambling. Something about gambling really puts me off.That being said: I've recently made the climb through D3 twice, as my score dropped from 4100 to 2700, and I had to climb it again.I *have* in fact noted that my relics are quite nice recently. I didn't think much of it. Just pleasantly surprised. Though, of the 4 night invader relics I currently have, 2 of them were before D3 for sure. 1 of them was from the small jar. I don't recall where I got the 4ths one from. Point is, D3 isn't showering me in night invader relics.I lost a whopping 500 points last game. So I'm back down to 3500. I'll let you know if I fine any more night invaders on the way back up to 4000.
>>584396509You aren't really gambling by winning and getting your rewards for winning.
I love /erg/!Even if I'm the only lonely xbot here
>>584397102just buy a computer
>>584397102cute mole
>>584397209In THIS economy????
>>584397102I haven't seen this duck image before
>>584397334don't you wanna fancy spin for type As and get gangbanged by erg
>>584397334>being poor in the big 26pack it up bud
>>584397102fix the eyes holy shit.
>>584397102Hello, lovely.
>>584397508What's wrong with them?
>>584397423it's fancy TWIRL you nightpest
>>584397617XBOT???>720pnvm
>>584397474
>>584398048omg...
>>584398048kek
>>584376031all S tier
>>584376031kirry kip
>>584396509No stream = no proof
>>584399000the trips of truth
>>584399000shit man cant argue with trips, he's gotta stream it now
>>584393347calm down suresh>>584393418let’s not get crazy now
>>584397102Weird selfie post
>>584398048you guys always have the lamest possible names
>>584399295show your names. screenshot.
>>584399000>forcing creasy into a 3000 hour marathon for usdevilish
>>584397708Slut
>>584399404>invader man 25>invader man 60>invader man 80>invader man 125
>>584399404no
>>584399000>>584399260>>584399464I thought he meant that the proof of gambling rates needs streaming. Not that I need to prove my depths climb.
>>584400031Stream
>>584399404post gock first
>>584400031You already signed the contract. 3000 hours was the minimum by the way. Get chopping or get chopped.
I'm bored of Nightreign loooool
>>584399404
>>584400527Optimizing and depth climbing turns the game deterministic and boring.
>>584400672>584400672I'm deterministically bored of nightreign. boring boring boring bored im bored of nightreign boring game
>>584400626Kind of sad.
>>584400775uoh
>>584400775>I'm so bored of nightreign, now I'm gonna jack it to lolis
>>584400775>>584400825Didn't ask pedomaggot
>>584400626dad coded
>>584367435correct you're the brown threadcow
>>584401384lole
>>584400626kingly
>>584400775What a fucking slut
The names Ben.Ben Chode.
>>584400775>>584394287>>584395525Keep these up
>>584400626this fucking faggot again you keep posting this shit and your shitty invasion webms FUCK OFF I HOPE YOU DIE
>>584401696Beg janny
>>584401723watch your tongue that's the king of /erg/ you're disrespecting
>>584401723let's see ur webms faget
>>584400775 >>584394287 >>584395525 Don't keep these up
queers? 1/3
>>584401898Nope. Not queueing.i
>>584400626Invaders are mentally ill.
>>584401884
what if the moon is just a big star
>>584402079/moon/i
>>584402079what if the sun was a star?
>>584402006>DOS and terr
>>584402006kek
>>584401771I think you’ve misunderstood somehow
>>584402151>>584402172sun sorceries
>>5844015747/10 maybe 7+ it's a pretty good zenith for benchodposting
>>584400626horrendous meme names
>>584402336I think you’ve misunderstood somehow
>>584401975not unlike you posting an ugly sheboon ofcourse
>>584402006magnificent webm truly delightful and versatile
2/3
>>584402563How do you figure?
Vtubers seems to be less skilled than the average player at Nightreign. Interesting.
>>584403006Foids*
>>584403120gotta be all those period chemicals. am i right fellas they be shopping
>>584402805ive been fooled before
>>584403006women and men on women medications in general.
>>584403672There is nothing wrong with being a little bad at video games, some might even say it's cute sometimes
>>584403970Girls are cutest when they're slightly retarded
>>584403970+2
>>584403970>faglol
>>584403970said nobull ever
I love lady Ranni
>>584404561me tooMy first kiss was from a girl named Ronnie, which is pronounced the same as Ranni
>>584404050Am I cute when I panic and I'm slightly retarded?
>>584405073Hmm. No. You're poopoo doodoo
proof of queue if thats required bls
>>584405470No one cares. Talk about the games or leave.
queueing
>>584405470little bored of nightreign to be honest.
>>584405609Piss off schizo
>>584405663>>584405470STREAM THE GAME
>>584405073Yes you are, I will protect you and cherish you
So calm, so peaceful
i will have my revenge
>>584405670im almost there but still having fun with it. hope youre having fun with a different game
>>584404561Why?
Become as Crabs
>>584407794all will be crabs
Dragons suck
>>584407794>>584408110nobaldi says this
Is DMB worth farming 30 souvenirs for the femboy instead of using just Sunlight blade? First time using miracles in DS1 and damn so much of them are locked behind covenants
DNB?
>>584408643dude nut but
>>584408643Dead Nutella Babies
How do I reach that minor erdtree out there?
>>584408643>>584408852Cringe sharty larp cuck
>>584408643>>584408852Based sharty performance bull
>>584408958you are cute for this one
>>584409051destroyed that brown threadmaggot known as t*rr
anypony queueing? neigh winnywinnywinny
>>584409395yiff in hell
This one was weird - the red clouds went from a bird to a frog as the clouds shifted and in the shift it became wylder's helmet for a second.
>>584409749Is that bird carrying a rose in it's beak?
I will wait for 8 more minutes and then close the game.
>>5844093951/3 for eternity
the blocked
okay I will get back in queue for 8 minutes
>>584409932Yee. I told you guys the GW falls in love with mortals and that is its undoing.
>>584410307kino
>>584410307Thats some armored core shit lol.
>>584376031all d tier
>>584406186Thank you anon
Is this the dragon from drakengard on the left there?
>>584410745me on the right
>>584410745I'd lean toward yes. Doesn't look 100% but looks more like her than not.
>>584410638Want a headpat or a forehead kiss?
>>584410307Never fuck with the goatimoshis.
>>584411005Headpat
>>584411072*patpat*
>>584410307hostcucks and yellows are so raped ans retarded
>>584411190yay I really needed that...
after we played elden ring, my husband gives me really nice kisses on my nose sideways when I'm laying down in bed so that I feel his mustache hairs going up and down covering my nose like an extension of the kiss and it feels really warm and very nice and I highly recommend those in real life, also worth mentioning having my head held close to him in general feels very nice with his big hands and hugging after intense moments like beating a boss in elden ring after a bunch of attempts is also recommendable
>neovipera hasn't streamed in a monthKinda sad. Also I just realized she has "your bite-sized doll gf" in her bio but I thought she mentioned she had a bf?
>>584411641Np cutie, happy to give them, just let me know if you need more
>>584411870I will request more tomorrow if that is ok
This is going to trigger spoilerfag but here is the verification that the old man with the tablet in Ulh/Uld ruins is supposed to be a representation of the GW. I've already shown a few images proving that but this little slideshow is your verification that I was right. I'm at 4 belfies btw you can go hang out and check it out for yourself. AM before noon is when it rains in Liurnia so change time to dawn and wait.
>>584411706this reminded me of you https://vocaroo.com/12aiN3ePZqyY
I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
>>584412339well damn
>>584412406Uoh
Anyone in queue?
gg 4th in a row balancer
gg no dnaf white balancers
>>584412339Your 1 hater is dying inside rn.
gg birdsforgot to check libra again award>>584412616Yeah I'm pretty tired of them. nice of the team to fuck up the boss weights right before abandoning the game
just finished jerking off to an audio of girls getting their heads exploded by horse cock
>>584412731What a pity.
isn't it a shame
We needed to hear how pornrotted you are, thanks
>>584413076horseguy tantrums are actually kino. Best part of the birdlore honestly.
>>584413076Porn is /erg/ culture
fun finish there
>>584413186so cool...
>>584413185Me calling you a freak with no impulse control is /erg/ culcha
>>584413186dustina is so cool and sexy...
>>584413186
>>584413150Yeah bronys are just weird like that
>>584413330I wanna see her make it clap
>>584413234>>584413330>>584413423Strange posts from trannies and threadpests
>>584413423>>584413330>>584413297shut it maggot freak
>>584413375Not sure what that is but okay. NY version of the broski meme we have?
nick just said emboldened in the margit cadence
>>584412339Show the other images that link him to the godbird.
>>584389236Doesn’t know how to screenshot right >>584389497We only need one of those back and it’s not the one you think
>>584413423this this this dust has the fattest ass of all erg girls
>>584414084There are only 2 I've found beside the slideshow so far but both were conclusive enough for me already. Dinosaurs on the left (pre-dragon empire or dragon empire proper depending on how you see it) and the tablet guy on the right but he has a long neck ending in a bird's head. The Anqa stuff I was talking about earlier is related, Anqa translates literally to long-necked.
>>584411327>ans retardedvery gaped of you to say so
we are the maggot freaks hear our flags fly
^ the raped
>>584414685What about trish and clapcake?
>>584414084>>584414753This one is found in Uld ruins itself, the broken statue has a smarmy looking bird peeking out from the back of the statue, the lower half of the statue looks like a person being pulled into the roots of a tree with the legs still sticking out. This one is probably meant to represent the elden beast incarnation since it supplanted the normal Uld representation (statue broken apart) and shows the erdtree burial system. In this same area when you look at the broken statue from different angles they become different things like the bull, its supposed to clue you in that the various animals you find in the birdlore are different representations of the GW as seen from different sides by people that couldn't see the 'completeness' of the GW proper.
Clapcake and dust and trish frotting in a circle...
>>584413234 >>584413330 >>584413423 Normal posts from straights and threadgods
>>584403970Only applies to girls and femboys.>>584405073That depends.
>>584413575?
>>584414975Here is the statue seen from a different angle of the statue.
GG Hotdogs, I wasn't gonna use twinblade without succ negation so had to go back for fists. Game really wanted me to use a greatbow though with how many ranged attack ups I saw.
Top 5 erg tgirls with the cutest gocks?
>>584415090Here is the bull being led away by people after flattening a demi-human. Why would the bull representation do that to the demi-human?
>>584415219Boc
>>584415096I was going to pass you my purple successive but i thought you were just gonna use the greatbow kek. I forgot I still had it until the night 2 boss
>>584415096gg I thought you were running a meme build at first so I was surprised when I peaked at your relics and didn't find dormant greatbow on it
>>584415219>Why would the bull representation do that to the demi-human?Demi-humans are savage cunts and were brutal to the firebird incarnation of the GW. One of the things the GW hates the most is when the weak are preyed upon savagely and gracelessly by the strong.
>>584411731Why would you keep track of vtubers?
>>584415350Had you done it, you'd be rewarded with melee 15% up but run went smoothly so eh. >>584415369Game was really insistent on giving me greatbow drops and not good melees, few that it did I thought were better on either of you due to passives or negations.
>>584414872Good job describing yourself
>>584415576Vtubers are erg culture
>>584415745You seem... weirdly called out?
>>584414872Good job you made xher cry
>>584415745stop teasing gaped anon, he's had enough lately
>>584415448blue fairy, champion warrior, and his wolf companion.
>>584415998>>584416072>>584416080I know you're upset but cool it with the spam please.
>>584414963trish and clapcakes giant estrogenized asses…
>>584416503she's stacked like a brick shit house. First time the champion has been a woman I think.The feminist game shitposting might not be shitposting.
We must force feed all the erg boys estrogen and turn them into fat erg girls
>>584416606I want trish and cupcake to crush my pelvis reverse cowgirl style
>>584416657That didn't turn out well last time it happened.
>>584416695one sitting on your face one sitting on your crotch
i love erg tgirlies i wish one would be my gf
>>584416695why reverse >:(
>>584416579Sounds like you're the one that's upset homie
>>584416836I'd cum so hard>>584416896Nice view of her fat ass bouncing and jiggling
>>584417006oh
He snapped and spoopied.
>>584417006based based based
>>584417138Deeplore was being posted it was bound to happen.
>>584417080Wanna practice it on me?
>>584417242Probably why they started spamming gay erp stuff as soon as DOS started proving his points.
>>584417249sure anon i'll be at boilprawnpw erg
>>584417326>ProbablyGuaranteed.
>>584417410I was talking about sex not elden ring pvp
>>584415582We smoked that yute!
kys pedotroon
>>584417523so was i
>>584417634Her smug aura mocks me
>>584417326>>584417138As annoying and gross the erpests are, no one thinks or cares bout your babble DOSjeet.
>>584417326Nothing gay about wanting a cute girl to sit on your face
>>584418374That "cute girl" being a fat brown ugly man.
>>584418374That "cute girl" being a foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring.
>>584418856Disgusting
edin rong
>>584419159wholesome chungus
>>584419173Hello Brainrot anon
>>584419159freak
Prayerful strike should really be a bit faster on smaller weapons
>>584419159I like this image.
>>584419881I don't.Its smug aura mocks me.
They should have gave guardian a higher base target or whatever it’s called than the other night friends.>>584402079I prefer the moon being an egg for a planet sized insect stories
>>584420716No one asked
>>584420716hi slutge
>>584412406I dont get it
>>584420716astel
>>584419241Hello rapedanon
>>584420716the moon winks at me when I look at it
>>584420716That wouldn't fix him being dogshit. Also, guardians are bad players, so having more aggro would just be a disaster for them
>>584421274That's no moon...
>>584421372wtf my husband says it is the moon
>>584421460rimming?
How do we convince the ergoyim to permanently migrate to mmv?? It's for their own good but they just won't understand...
>>584421516I dont get it
>>584421556i havent beaten base elden ring so the new bosses scare me and i dont wanna embarrass myself
>>584412406wait I mean she's kind of way too angry but she's making a good point or two here
>>584421602nice falseflag chud
>>584421602same but I just don't want to spoil myself
keep your manic episodes to yourself in the future my man thanks.
I'm addicted to porn
>>584421845boring>>584421869telling
>>584421730:^)
Oh it's not a falseflag he's just genuinely fucking retarded, guess I've been made a fool.
it's just not a good game
>>584421556I liked it but there wasn’t enough traffic on the password and them making the depth an option meant 99% of randos were unironically D0/D1 tier who quit at the slightest infraction against them and 3 barred to every PoI. I also didn’t enjoy the 40 minute install everytime a new update dropped
>>584422051this is just alt profile core
>>584422214mods are such an unnecessary headache they are so gamer core
>>584422051noob freak
>>584422232no im being fully honest and im kinda confused why i have to prove as much lol. 1000+ raids in nr and maybe like 5ish hrs in elden ring
I'm practically destroying you in this debait o algo
>>584422481I dont understand what you're trying to say>>584422362I dont understand why you'd want to say that
>>584421259>gaped anon triggered againhow gaped can one mentally ill guy be?
>>584422362which erg girl are u
>>584422481This is my new favorite genre of video
>>584422661>raped anon on his master's loops againkino for sure
>>584420716awful take as always from sludge, he already has the aggro while guarding relic and is still trashwhat would really fix guardian is better quality stats because his are atrocious
Do you guys remember bjark
>>584422801I understand your sorrow over your gaped existence, gaped anon.
>>584423092yeah
where is yys
>>584422989But imagine bonus target + guarding target increase dumbo. Literally destroyed yourself
I miss terr
>>584422989He has 50 str and dex and its still not enough for you?
Thinking about myself
xhe got the ick and left because you're a pakipest
>>584422214They post mega links on their discord
wait majoras mask song is just the american song take me out to the ball game? whose idea was this? Im glad elden ring doesnt have song moments
>>584422698sorry to burst your bubble im a dude
Damn solo is hard if you're not playing wyldjeet or ironsissy. I've actually had to install the boss arena to practice the DLC bosses
>>584413330weird post
>>584426117its just a confused porn addict he just wants to be happy poor thing
>>584426104>soloyou forgot execuckjeet nice try though
>like someone>schizos get upsetWhy are jews like this
>>584426312Yeah I guess he's kinda gimmicky too. It's hard if you're trying to play honest meele
>>584426396>honest melee>look inside>star fists
>>584426321you can express liking someone without being an anniying porn addict to be fair
>>584426396Just run a crit build with cursed suncatcher everything has 0 poise in solo
>>584426457>>584426507What part of I don't wanna cheese don't you get
>>584423314We all do.>>584426104Correct, the game basically plays itself for you with those fraud characters.
>>584426104You can just find a charged attack negation and purple raiders starting weapon
>"honest" melee>and it's just slowchungus jobber weapons for a game with dishonest bosses that cancel animations
any queuers
>>584427084It's just the DLC night bosses bosses that rape me, the rest is pretty straightforward
>>584427135That makes sense the SoTE enemies were built on Morgott as a design principle
>executor, wylder, ironeye, revenant and raider all shit on solo>literally half the cast (more if you include duchess)
greasy creasy watch and learn from sekando https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8czSUDVAwkg he's lv15 after night 1 solo wylder D5.
>>584427294Okay I'll watch but I'm not shitcyI bet most people here couldn't even solo artorias desu
>>584427284Rev can be consistent obv but hypothetically, what happens when her summons are depleted?
>>584427334What if they could
>>584427334I can because I practiced
At what point should the thread be renamed to Nightreign (and Elden Ring) General? It doesn't seem like people talk much at all about ER anymore.
>>584427294>Doesn't ult cancel Red Royal Rev's buff twice>loses gawd sense because of itGood thing solo is the fraud mode
The orginal D5 showcase runs used to always be duchess with caligo and moth relics and upgrading their starting dagger
>>584427294700 solo wylder sounds insanely boring and sterile
>>584427610that build sucks and does no damage
>>584427678You sound insanely jealous and mogged xis
>>584427084Hello brainrot anon
>>584427294gg cold horse
>>584427721The caligo relics meant to was easy to abuse procs and successive negations and there is a rot daggers so your restages would restage poison, frost and rot which chunks 99% of the game. Then of course you’re duchess
>>584427294kek
we are the kekjeets hear us shout
>>584427832Solo has no floor hugger clutches, severely gimped ed libra, and 3 revives God forbid you find a township and it becomes 4 u literally have to be greasy r1ing mid combo to lose
>>584428443>jealous>namedrop his rapistaverage erg schizopost
>>584428576His solo webm where he acts like the game is impossible are relevant i think
>>584428705There was nothing they could’ve done
Is there any scholar or undertaker sologawd
>>584428123Hello raped anon
>>584428930it's genuinely delightful how much he triggered you yesterday lmao, after all your months of spamming "raped" to random posts
>>584428287aieeeeeeee cray-manu san I kneeeru
>>584428443I mean solo is easier but we aren't ready for that convo yet>>584428576>creaseclown >raping anymorekek
>>584429112I think solo is harder in trios you just hit the boss in the back like a sissy, don't even need to know the moveset
>>584428879Scholar is actually insanely easy. Knives and firebombs means you can route the castle basement/field wood bosses early for fast dormants. Then his ult and the increase runes makes 15 free too. Undertaker melee solo is the second hardest since she loses the most going solo but her alt ult and necklace + fists/curved swords are broken
>>584429112>>584429293I mean in varies really, trio's at their worst are harder than solo but at they're best they're also easier
>>584429293Just stops being true with bad teammates and when youre the last one standing. Now you have 3x scaling and no safety nets vs 1x scaling and 3-4 safety nets.
>>584433010hostcucks are so retarded
ding dong its time to queue
>>584434086Very well
if i see a 1/3 im gonna end erg
>>584434086gimme 5
>>584433010why'd it take so long for the hit to register
>>584434569China hours
>>584434086you look like that and do that
its 1/3im gonna rape and kill whoever said to queue
It still says 1/3 for me please donut rape and kill me
>>584434797>>584434860i'm also queued
it went to 3/3 then 1/3 post blocklists
>>584435037Its mostly just china, I dont have any active ergoids blocked
>>584435209Unblock elf she did nothing wrong
>>584435037
>>584435037some of these are from different games
>>584435365Gimme a pw with nothing
fucking augur, just kill me
>>584435365I instablocked one of those too
oh, this retard shit again.
>>584435365unblock me I did nothing wrong
>>584416736it never happened>>584417634please don’t talk like that
>>584435684Don't deny that the fallen existed. It is worse than pissing on their grave. Denying a genocide happened is an international war crime.
Nameless King is still the best Fromsoft boss btw
>>584435365>malfoid
>>584435672shut it naeftroon you 6 barred to shape of night
>>584435842no he has a name it's Gael
>>584427294I shouldn't have watched that. it was way too much information in only the single day I watched.Of course starting with chilling mist is a great option. Frost damage is free damage. This is something that I've considered before, because practice often exploits chilling mist. But I didn't think to use it for my own runs.Doing jump attacks instead of Riposting saves a lot of time.Knocking enemies off of cliffs saves a lot of time.Fighting Loretta at level 3 is something I would have never considered, but why not? I learned how to parry her in Elden Ring when I was doing an all magic build, and magic wasn't doing enough damage. So I went all in on parrying. But I never seriously considered parrying her in Nightreign for some reason.Also, I never considered parrying the draconic tree sentinel. I'm probably going to get killed in the attempt, but it does look worth learning.I can't really replicate this guy's level of consistency. Although I can parry crucible knights, it's only at about a 75% rate. So I won't be able to do it as fast as he does it.I feel like I was just handed the answers to the test.
>>584435998...is based
>>584436726only for gooning too
>>584416982>homiekinda gay>>584418579gay if true
>>584436726
>>584436726malfoid and its origins and its fans are troon coded and troons DOE
>>584436726>genderbendingI see the irony is completely lost on you.
>>584436726you made them upset
cant rejoin
>>584420716That sounds retarded but could be potentially cool if you handled it with nuance.
>>584436726Would impregnate and then bomb the shit out of Australia.Elden Ring Nightreign.
Can't seem to get ed augur for the life of me
>>584423092It’s kind of hard to forget.
>>584420716slutge...
>>584435672your net is too brown same with mushaar
gg augur, i hate that stupid fish so much
>>584434086*chokes you*
gg bugs too bad vicky couldn't make it back, nice clutch too I died in the most stupid ways ughh
>>584438423happens man those lasers were an issue lmao gg
>>584435269> elf did nothing wrongincorrect
>>584435209based block list, keep that tranny blocked
>>584437063Doesn't know what they are talking about award
>>584438176heavenly s tier aryan lobby
>>584437063Does know what they are talking about award
>>584427294>skip to the black kindred fight at around 19 minutes>it's the most boring gameplay imaginableAnd some people play like this for thousands of hours.
>>584438176hellish d tier jeet lobby
>>584436726>>584435998Yup, it’s kino: CONFIRMED.
>>584438684why do you shake on your boots and freeze on the spot whenever a redskin appears sissy?
>>584438684redcucks are so retarded
>>584435209>>584435365>>584435378I'm seeing a lot of essentials missing here...very lacking overall….
>>584438974Who are the essentials ?
>>584437063knows what its talking about award and destroyed the malfoidtroons
>>584435842Not even remotely
>>584435378unblock DNB
>>584436726>>584435998Yup, it’s cringe: CONFIRMED.
>>584439224We love ANBs, chud.
>>584438908>random esl seethe
>>584438176to quote an S tier it's not a fish
>>584439520of course its another twinbird how the scales fall from my eyes
>>584439394>sissyfied responsekino
>>584439295speak for yourself cuck
>>584436726Knows nothing about what it's talking about award and got destroyed by the MalfoidGODs
>>584439520yes it is
>>584417634>>584420716>>584428157>>584434086more like this pls thanks
>>584439635>gaped anoncinema
>>584417634>>584420716>>584428157>>584434086less like this pls thanks
>>584439702>caged leaky sissy clittytheatre
>t*rrbrownjeet confirmed here>sudden spike in low-quality dogshit posts A surprise to no one.
>>584439295we need a census
>post a pretty innocuous webm>sudden multi-meltyBizarre general.
>>584439909>47 consecutive posts, where everyone only speaks in sentence fragments.Are we copying the Runscape general now?
'zuk vs jee
>>584440350You can't post reds losing here. It sets *him* off
>sissy stopped replyinga concession has been made
How do I become S tier in a dying game
>>584441106Thank you for making it, I accept it.
>>584439834>>584441106Seems you destroyed rapednon, well done.
The trooncord is out in full force today I see.
i found an rvchead in the wild
*rvchad
>>584440516shut it terrsaar
>>584440516Cool it with the truth nukes, certain people might get upset.
nice carry
Ishizaki was not smiling upon me today
