Previous: >>584368881New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light HelloCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
hello
wahey>>584388146update the jp banner, only alt dura is the new thingno new cards
keep doxxing
It appears it's time again...
suicide postponedsucks i had to take vodka out for cafe...
the cutest mareit'll be a long while before I run her as an ace again
ryan LOVE
Good luck on finals bros
Tachyon LOVE
>>584384986Okay currenposter, it's your time to shine!
/ourgirl/
Has Cygames ever explained how they determine breast sizes? Like how do you look at one horse and go "iddy biddy tiddy committee" then at another go "large enough to be considered weapons"?
The blue team™
>>584388552supposedly it's irl musculature, but every racehorse is pretty ripped and the character designers are very inconsistent with it (for example, mcqueen should be MASSIVE going off irl build)
>>584388772The hungry BEAST
>>584388404Love when the wings act like a censor bar
>>584388795mcqueen just has flattie energyconversely super creek IRL wasn't especially beefy but it matches her game personality
Oh God another debuff win, Cafe ran out of caffeine
>>584388772rice being a fat FUCK again
>>584384986Where is it Currensis....
>>584388552All that matters is 140cm 89-56-78
did you know that cm21 is a cm where you can do both fan run and parent/gp farming simultaneously with el cp/ogurin?
>>584389097i think you should kill yourself dilbert
>>584389140Does Curren like doggy style
>>584388772>rice was on a rollnew british cuisine unlocked
>>584388997Imagine a super mommy coded uma with no tits
>>584389214>roll>flat square
>>584389162but you do that anyway while parent farming for any cm
Spaghetti on toast > Beans on toast
Weird pieces no rotation:https://jiggie.fun/Gd5siWhttps://jiggie.fun/Gd5siWStandard pieces, rotation:https://jiggie.fun/DQN7MNhttps://jiggie.fun/DQN7MN
You're either a Smart Falcon or a Fart Smalcon
I went walking for 30 minutes today
>>584389118She's eating for two now
>>584388848They're like car spoilers
>>584389395why are you lyingfatty?
nothing personal kid but fuck ur runaway gay ahh strat
>>584389248
>>584389482It took him 30 minutes to get to the kitchen from his bedroom, please understand
my dacchis said that you can run two oniges in Capricorn without them dying to spot struggle, so if Palmer spooks me tomorrow I'm going to do it. Screenshot this
If only there's not 6 fronts in every lobby I would've gotten this everytime
I want Daiwa to rape me
>>584389639yes yes daiwa this daiwa that get in line faggot tranny
>>584389585there's no Capcom game that lets you field onagers is there, what kind of sense does that even make
I want a dirt uma harem
>>584389639If you want it then it's not rape so Daiwa will never rape you Vodka
>>584389679I want this anon to rape me
>>584389482I don't know what to tell you anon but I really did. Whether or not I'll have the willpower to do it consistently though day after day I haven't a clue cause walking that long fucking sucks.
>>584389639she is very attractive but I still think Vodka is hotter
>>584389639She's saggy though???
>>584389561a dashing hero
someone in the uma&co discord should verify if V is really an open escape goat baby
>>584389813no one says this
>>584389395Going to the fridge and back to bed 30 times in a day isn't walking for 30 minutes Teiobwo
>>584389750Eww
>>584389890it is though
>>584389873he ist. shoe
>>584389761Do it consistently you lazy FUCK
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
I have reached the top 100 of tier 3. What an accomplishment
>>584389761I mean... I agree on the last part, but still. I gotta go into the city for a physiotherapy appointment tomorrow, and I'm too stingy to pay for the bus, so I (quickly) walk the 15-20min there and back home. I'm HYPER LAZY and barely ever do shit, but I'm also not gonna waste money on something I can easily walk in 15min.My point? You're FAT and lazier than me.
I like swimming more than walking, my pool I go to even has a hot tub
>>584389849Vodka isn't saggy
>>584389873Beanz here, he said he was going to open before I left for Mambo. I hate Mambo and it was a mistake joining this shit club btw
>>584389761Based teiobwo. You and me both! What I do however is that I play uma while walking in circles around the park.
>>584389873>copying U****'s bfMakes sense
>>584389991JANNY!!!!
>>584389991https://bbw-chan.link/bbwdraw/res/314920.html
i can volunteer unloading hay at the local community stablemaybe i can meet some umas and get jacked at the same time
>>584388795yeah mcqueen is a massive fatass lmao
>V finally redeemed his clankernow I know he's awake and shitting up the thread
>>584390045It's certainly easier on the body as a whole, probably more fun than simply WALKING and destroying your precious feet as well.This is with NORMAL people in mind, obviously fatties will enjoy swimming a lot more in general due to their FAT WEIGHT.
>>584390146I volunteer doing horse care near me. You will get a work out.
getting real tired of this deboofer horseshit famiglia
>Natie could've had a cool emotional scene in her SSR but instead she gets the Ted Cruz stance
maybe deranking this month will finally get the mambo retards to have an actual quota, or any rules at all
>>584390302>I need my emotional drama to be EXTREMELY obvious and right in the face so my tiny pea brain can understand what is going on
>>584389707you made me double check to make sure I spelled it right, goddammit anon you win this round
>>584390302
>switch to [REDACTED] (I'm gatekeeping)>suddenly get 9 out of 10 winsHoly freaking crap Lois
>>584388218>>584388259
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>>584390516Fuck off V
Where is everyone
>>584389750>Taiki>Rickey>Hokko>Espoir City>Falcouhhhh........based?
>>584390373It looks GOOFY you retard
>>584390425ICONIC and MEMERABLE!
>>584390302Cygames created umas but Natie made them equal
>>584390568I'm playing other games now
>>584390571>ant sizedFUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DOES THIS HAPPENanyone have the proper size?dareda?
pacebros are seething again
>>584390568game sux
>live in a beautiful place>got a treadmill because I hate going outsideretard taxed again... enjoy your walks anons
She shouts 'beast mode!' when ulting
>>5843903021st is too defeatist, like she lost and is so tired that she cant stand.2nd just show struggle, teio is not even there.3rd she lost but barely, she was so close, still has enough energy to stand and be angry about it like she could've pushed it just a little farther
Vodka so cool!
>>584390801Doto would jiggle when she just walks
>>584390816BEAST MODE BABY
>>584390302woah where'd you find this? very cool to see, i already like the art we got for that card but the 1st concept looks even better
>>584390816
>>584390882YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUYTO MEMPHIS
yay
>>584390816Im snacking.
>>584390568sorry, I was busy fucking my trainee. Did something happen?
>>584390508>>584390568hello
>>584390714
>>584390870im nsacking
>>584390989Is pulling meta considered snacking?
>>584390816>massively increase insteadwe're getting a 0.55 velocity ult already? three goddesses please keep this monster away from my finals lobby
>>584390302at that moment, she decides to be the debuffer uma
>>584390568i'm in discord with the boys
>>584391039if you are not going to pity, yeah
>>584391075this WHAT?
>>584390302The one they chose is awesome.
I beat this by Distance90m spurt delay. I was cackling. I have become the villain.
>>584390908It's from the artbook
>>584391267I can see through her skirt...
>>584391267Nakayama's pantsu...
>>584391226>>584391267>>584390302Neato, I've been thinking about getting one. How good is the art?
>>5843912672nd or 3rd are the coolest in my book
>>584391075>>584391209Heh, nothing personal
I accidentally got into A group with my TT shitters and now I can't get a single win.No TT gibs for me I guess.
>>584391514clank out two murmurs and enjoy your free win
>>584391375This BEAST just does whatever she WANTS!
4/2/3/353/80 overall. Not bad at all. sMaru, I'm glad I always believed in you.
>>584391347You can pirate it online if you only care about looking at what's in it
>>584391209>>584391375yeah i'm aware, i said the thing™. it's a shame that skill name was changed for global, same for lose yourself
>>584389958I'll try to but to be honest I'm probably gonna cut the time down to 20 minutes. I should get my body used to walking around for so long before attempting to walk more. Either that or do it two times in one day but idk. I heard that you should actually at least be walking for one hour a day to keep your body healthy >>584390016>My point? You're FAT and lazier than me.That's not nice. At least im making an attempt. You have to give me credit for that>>584390060Nice but literally how. I tried just listening to music but my brain felt all scrambled and I had to stop, like I had to focus on walking and where I was going or else I felt messed up
>>584391643Yeah I know but printed stuff can be way better than ex scans
>>584391701I won't give a LAZY FAT fuck credit for something as simple as "I went outside, to walk a tiny bit."
Yeppers
>>584390571Replace Fatco with Yanko
>>584391780dangerously based
>>584391786yeppers thighs....
Everyone here will snack on our bancho right?
Inshallah oguri please slay Brian metafags
>>5843917804 and you get a heart attack scare sometime before christmas.
>>584391701>Nice but literally how.I don't know, you just use your phone while walking? Our area is sparsely populated anyway so there's no one there when I do my thing. my zoomer fried brain started fiddling with my phone while walking 7-8 years ago so maybe that
>>584391857why are her tits glowing
>>584391907>4 and you get a heart attack scare sometime before christmas.jokes on you i have high blood pressure already
>>584391643sauce me up
>>584391701I do my walking inside the mall memorizing the prices and comparing it to other malls so I can at least be entertained or have an excuse to walk. I don't take note of my time
>>584390714>his rice has 75%+ WR>probably 90% WR total>still seethes about fronts beating him one race out of 10why are other style mains so fucking insecure?>front mains: bitch and moan about how they missed X factor so run is shit>never bitch about losing>pacers/lates/end>piss and shit themselves whenever they lose to a frontmake it make sense, fuckers
>>584391701are you morbidly obese? 20 minutes is pathetic dude.
>>584391857nyo i already have 3 long pace oshis to run on long cms until the end of time
if you like uma you wouldn't pirate the art book
>>584391857I'll give her one ticket multi
>>584390980Why is Muteki the designated twerk uma, she also does the among us twerk
>>584392003Faker ricer
>>584391857I will snack on her sweaty umanko
>12 hours to build an Ace>in GrandLive>just to lose to a FrontDo Brianfags really
>>584391883She looks like shoebill
>>584392003>probably 90% WR totalit's most likely to be solo ace + 2 debuffers
>>584392000>an auntie teioposterwhat the hell
>>584392041your "rules" do not apply to me
>>584391701don't listen to the hating faggots, you keep doing what you are doing and don't stopif you have to walk 20 minutes instead of 30 so you can adapt then do thatstep by step until you can walk 30 minutes then an hour, and so on
do you people not listen to music when you walk outside
>>584391857nope, I'm bringing Bancho home. Hope it happens within 120 tickets, but I'm doing it not matter whatIT'S TIME
>>584392003>front mains>never bitch about losing
>>584391857i'm saving my snacks for kitasan blanco
>>584391957https://exhentai.org/g/3933974/5e73972440
lmao get fucked shitter
>>584392189I do at work, but that's because they only play slop over the radio and I figure blasting videos about gnosticism will get me questionable looks again
>>584392189I listen to some livestreame
>>584392212But you can get Kitasan Blanco with the free pulls. Some of the front mains in my club are taking a 5 day break for her
>>584392229what an unexpected sauce. thanks anyway
>>584392229>2/3 mejiro armpits>lose the 2/3
>>584392212Is that a carat between her boobs or a mandarin on her boobs
>>584392189I already do at home, when I'm outside I like listening at everything and everyone.
>>584390816SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEETHE DARKEST SIDE OF MENO ONE WOULD EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
>>584392374mikans are usually associated with new years so that
>>584391701don't give up, teio bro. Once you get used to walking and controlling diet etc you'll make rapid progress. Everyone starts somewhere. Being more fit makes existence more fun, you'll see.
Good enough
>>584392126bwo at least call me an unc. I mean they're the same thing but ye
>>584392348>Front mains>voluntarily not playing the game for 5 daysFake Frontfags
>>584392397Don'trelare Skrill*x and my wife together
>>584392229Why couldn't this have been her casual clotheswhy did they pick the eyesore instead
>>584392334Shiraoki is the Demiurge
>we need more focus on the foot>even more focus
>>584392328You are the same as them
>>584392000>inside the mallthose still exist?
Have sex with umas.
>>584392680understood
>>584391701>I'm probably gonna cut the time down to 20 minutesIf you want to get used to walking/jogging you can follow the jogging guide from this old ass 4chan fitness guide. Don't mind the rest of the image 4chan was a different time.
>>584392584Fool that you are, the three goddesses are the Monad split into the trinity and Shiraoki-sama is an emanation of the Monad
>>584392517It's actually Three Days Grace. I could have also used Linkin Park or Papa Roach.https://youtu.be/j7rLdd8EiJQ?si=Jl7TSojPel2fpyka
>>584392720G-Gwo?
>>584392660>same as themi'm not bringing debuffers to just compete ace versus ace, cringelord
>>584392928
>>584392912You're all soulless metafags
I've started yearning for Digitan.I want to hold her sweaty hands.I want to talk about fanfiction with her.I want to tell her it's okay to leave me at home to enjoy a winning live I don't have the energy for.I want to welcome her home with food and a warm bath.I want to fall asleep with her in my arms while she has a dakimura in hers.
>From 6/20 yesterday to 9/20 today, niceI almost kind of wish I invested into a racist Chud instead of Kitasan for a better fallback if my fronts exploded which they did a lot, but ah well, I'm glad I snuck in a 3-win ticket and a 4-win ticket and that Palma ended with a clean percent winrate.
>>584392720***** should take notes
>>584393072Nice desuwa
>>584393083Kek
>>584393060the meta is vbourbon and supporting cast, retard
>>584392720nigga what the fuck is ts
>>584393083your body will NEVER look good if you're sitting in front of a screen rotting 19 hours a day
>>584393083rotting to 5K
Flash...
>>584393240>huge flashu tits>guy facehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>584393280faggit
>>584393331even in fanart she's so round
post something angry
kingu love
Daiwa cow sex?
>>584393483GAAOO
>>584393483
How does this top contain her volume?
>>584393483i don't feel emotions anymore
>outfit from pre 2nd anni>still wearing it 5 years laterblaze brian must fucking STINK
>>584393091Thanks, she's a dummy because Bobo never wanted to land on wit once second summer started, but she hit huge on Creek rainbows that I knew I wasn't going to get that statline again. Her skills are also weak, and she was more to try to bully midgame against weaker VBobos and Kitasan to ensure Palma could still stay somewhat ahead. Though, she managed to sneak in a lead steal by hitting her ult at the same time as Headliner then going into those accel ults. Infrequent wins, but they were fun when she did.
Pretty good (61.25% WR, A finals)
Bnuuy cap
>>584393642It just works
>>584392720>EAT MORE>Green veggies>Onions>Alcohol>low fat foods>SemenI'm only missing one from the list so maybe I'm ready to take this on
>>584392348>taking a 5 day break for herwhy, wasn't the whole "saving your free pulls for later" a blatant lie in previous free pulls?
>>584394084it's okay to not be an alcoholic, you can skip taking that vice since you are not drinking alcohol already
>>584394000the face of someone who's about to get dicked on
>>584391948>my zoomer fried brain started fiddling with my phone while walking 7-8 years ago so maybe that Its probably that. Be careful doing that though, I'm sure you're aware of your surroundings but still. >>584392000>I do my walking inside the mallThats actually kind of smart plus you get some AC too. Do you not ever get tempted by the food court or shops though? Truth be told I'd have a hard time walking away from getting a single slice of pizza or a slushy while there. Also I don't know about yours but my mall has a cookie shop and I fucking hate how good their snicker doodles are. Its so cheap to get a small bag full of them>>584392025>are you morbidly obese?Last time I checked which was about 5 years ago my weight was at 300 something. I know I've gained more since then but I don't think it was that much.. maybe I'm at 330 now idk>>584392174>>584392492Thank you guys :,) >>584392720...err, yeah I guess I'll take a look at it.
>>584394000>a MAN entered the room
>>584392229that outfit is way better wtf
>>584393715>she's a dummy because BoboCan't wait to move on from that card. Good luck in the finals!
>>584394113>blatant lieit's actually true and verified possible, there's just no reason to do this in the last few times it happened. Uma rolls are inherently more valuable than card rolls because one hit and you're done instead of chasing LBs and the uma banner is the better one this time
Since Umamusume have higher ambient body temperatures does that mean they sweat more than regular ningen?
>>584394017I really don't know where this "Stego stinks" thing comes from. She takes care of herself.
>>584394113I think its the other way around.I think back then not login additional free pulls were on support cards instead of uma and this is the final uma banner that has 50 or more free pulls.
>>584394329looks like a hobo smells like one
>>584394150sex
>>584394113they only do it for special occasions like new years or anniversaries so that new and uber casual players get more gibs
>>584392189not normally but when I'm at home I blast everything from 90s acid techno to rally house
>>584394695and a sopa de macaco to you too sir
>>584394695
>>584394695Mamacita Mcqueen
>>584393882That's not angry, that's CUTE!
>>584394706and by at home I mean in my car which is like my second home
>>584394695v...
>>584392189I do.
>>584394329She's a wandering hobo that probably sleeps on park benches
This wet rat came home instead of B89 bookworm. What is she good for?
>>584394292I await gacha Bobo. Appreciate the good luck, it can really go either way, I won races against stronger racist Chuds and lost races where a Kitasan with 200 less power and fewer abilities overtook my Palma on the corner where Maestro procs. I put too many eggs into the front basket but they got me here, I'm locked in and ready for however the coin lands lmao.
>>584394885nothing
>>584394885medium tracks to beat xoggies, she's a pace chaser tama
>>584394258>maybe I'm at 330You mention 5 years without weighting yourself, so you probably haven't gotten a medical check up in that timeframe. If you're young it's probably ok but if you're an unc you should, really should, first check with a doctor. You can fuck up your knees by doing this the wrong way. If you have the motivation that's great, but do it assisted so you don't get punished for trying to improve yourself.
>>584392189Only time I don't is if I find it a pain to have wires on. I'm considering going wireless though, but all of them seem like they suck.
>>584394885she currently has the best midrace in the entire game and she can run in any position except front in miles with some help, mediums, and longs.
>>584394258I just avoid the food court, or if I ever get hungry I go for chicken or fish dishes. I'm there to compare prices anyway so I mostly wander around the department or food aisle
which anon should i rape
fun
>>584395142I like my galaxy buds 2
>>584395142gamble boy sex
Time to stalk Mercari and buy 10 of these.
>>584395326The next Anon go roll a 4
Realistically speaking, how does one get out of Open CM when playing casually? By the time I'm able to build UF, other people will be averaging UA or something and I don't see a reasonable way that my deck will catch up without spending anything.
>>584395326Rape is not kinda nice
Oyasumi
>>584395416mercari is so annoying, I wanted to buy some merch of someone recently and it's just overpriced
>>584395549It's what happens when it's all second hand goods. People will just scalp. But unfortunately, being a foreigner gives you absolutely no options for stuff like this. Cygames just simply does not give a fuck.
>>584392189I used to, then the funny spotify mobile hack everyone used for adfree listening stopped wrokingso now I walk everywhere like a normal person again, focused on my surrounding, instead myself like a pricki listen to plenty of shit all day long at home anyway>>584395142used to be 100% on your side, then a friend told me how surprisingly stable and snug wireless buds can be. proceeded to get a cheap pair of galaxy buds 1 on sale, and been a happy owner of them since.
>>584394695I can translate begrudgingly>Paulo the brazilian why do you want to put me in a cell what are you gonna do to me there>Are you suggesting we have an intimate and private moment?>Just so you know if during the act we don't do roleplay of lula da silva and jose antonio kast>I'm not interested
>>584395658xmanager works again, it has a different name tho but it's the same thingHYDRV
>>5843953264 for rape, 7 for hot sex
>>584395757go figure someone will find a new method or get it working again, but lmao anyway. thanks anon, guess i need to get back to using my phone for music while on the go.
>>584392189I'm not allowed to do that while in uniform and that's usually the only situation where I would go by foot outside
>>584395086>>584395176Neat. Maybe I'll throw her in my finals team since I already qualified for A finals by sheer luck.
Where is the rabi maker
umasumi
>>584396192Sleep tight little helios
>>584396192umasumin~
>>584396073Last CM her special technique was to steal 1st place before late race with her humongous midracewith so many fronts this time it might be a bit more difficult but who knows
i need to stop arguing with gacha tards about basic probability
>>584396294Would be better if he wasn't drawn like shit
>>584396208sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>584396192good night bwo
>>584396374black nails are so cute
>>584395505if you post ayabe you get no replies but if you post helios >>584396192you get a lot of simps lmao this thread is mindbroken
I somehow made it to Group A finals.
melty
only whores wear black nail polish
kinda evil...
>>584395505oyasumi ayabbers *smooch*
We're all A finalists here
>>584396472fucking retard umasumi is literally a club. they're just circlejerking
>>584396652fuck off danchou
>>584396652You can't B more than one finalist silly
I woke up in the hospital with a really bad headache and some girl with funny ears who claimed to be my trainee kept saying she didn't mean it while crying
>>584395709SPANISH ERP DRAMA?
>>584396723how do you always know its me
>>584395460Is my deck alone not enough to evaluate or should I ask at a better time?
>>584396903Uma x Trainer is bestiality and against God's will
>>584396820schizophrenia
>>584396820you're an avatarfag, danchode
>>584392003>front mains never bitch about losingYou're the only position that bitches enough to make pics about losing to ends.
>>584394853>>584397001
>>584397025>making up lies nowpatheticfunny, but pathetic
>>584396994>>584396992now the real question isWHICH danchode am i
>>584397178Umatism
>tfw you make eye contact with your mob trainee during Make Debut
>>584397139absolute slut outfit
>>584395460>>584396828First stop snacking.Save for major banners, like ramonu, MLB said cards Going forward we gonna basically change our entire deck starting from ramonu, so better save EVERYTHING starting from now so now when GM and larc drop you gonna have a meta deck.Some SR are pretty strong so make do with em
>>584396208Succubro
>>584397178Andarion
>>584397139Stupid sexy chuddy
>>584397119Fuck off already you fucking tranny
>>584397167It was literally posted in the last thread because you're already preemptively bitching about losing in the next CM. That's how much of a bitch you're, and dishonest too. >>584369659
>>584397319
>>584395460There is nothing wrong with staying in open league.
>>584388997
>>584397178umanko
Long ass podium
Is it safe to queue up yet?
>>584395460>>584396828Start spending. The $7 a month is actually an insane deal when it gives you 20 pulls a month, and the $20 vouchers every couple months is also good because it not only saves you 30k carats, they're also bundled with minor stuff.
>>584397405Bwo that image was made by smug backliner faggots
Lewd uma
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8536464
>>584397531>There will never be another Kikuka Sho CM againif feel like the stars have aligned to bless my account personally because i won Libra 1 with Fuku in the most ridiculously low odds situation possible
>>584395460>>584396828these hours can be pretty dead desu.and I'm not really confident enough to advise you on how to build up your deck. but, if I were to relate it to how I was playing back I changed my mind from staying in open to trying out graded,It pays to have good generalist SSR cards of your own. the most important upcoming ones are Ramonu wit and Pasa speed. Save up for those, and then Sounds of Earth stam if you can, then fill out the rest with good SR cards via crystals. I'm not sure which ones you have after that screenshot, but for speed cards it's Sweepy and for wit it's Marvey or Daiwa. If you don't have them, you can try your luck on the monthly SR+ ticket in the shop either if you have cleats.Oh, and some of the welfare SSRs from the main story can be good too iirc, like Brian speed, which you can build up using club points
Cuck Verxina
>>584397435Kill yourself tranny no one likes you, you don't even play global, you do not belong here
>>584397648Nice try but the archive says otherwise.
>>584397570Maybe not
>>584397570yes
>>584397570>login during reset>0 wins>login now>5 winsYepI guess winning A finals is still a cointoss
>>584397985It was made on /vm/ a few months ago and I was there when it was created
why is she so busty
>>584397025>yesterday there was half a thread about complaining to frontfagsI can tell you're a commie because of such blatant history revisionism
>>584398096NYOOOO /VM IS FULL OF TRANNIES THEY COULDN'T HAVE!!!!!!!
>>584397881both Shina and her trainer should fuck that cute fan
>>584398168offmodel slop these japs didn't know what they were doing
>>584398168>>584398238sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>584398238holy sex
>>584398259ogmodel slop, actually, since the anime came before the game
>>584398238her boobs keep getting bigger and bigger in his art
>>584398245She's not sharing
boi tittys
>>584398259>he didn't watch S1 with the stoned af Seiun Skyfake fan
>>584398259>anime released before the game>anime is therefore the OG source for literally any of the designsgood job secondary troon go die in a ditch
>>584391514Why is flunking out of finals even a thing that can happen?
>>584398465I'm better than you fucking secondaries that only watch and consume the anime because I don't need to watch or play to be a bigger fan than you
Natie or Dom on finale?
>>584398216he didn't deny that nobody else complains
https://x.com/santaanitapark/status/2110173759994757538
>>584398521Natie with 564 + siphon
>scheduled losst-thanks cyge...
>>584398238I WONT FUCK MY TRAINEEI WONT FUCK MY TRAINEEI WONT FUCK MY TRAINEE
>RS: Power is another strong non-standard value skill>No one loops it because only fronties ever bother to loopa
>>584397405>projecting this hardI love to see itFronts aren't even that monstrous this CM unless you severely luckshitted one with capped speed, Long S, 1201+ power, and 1100 wit with all the shit fronts need. Maybe one run out of 70-80 gives you that. I've done 50+ Kita runs and they've all been bad. But fronts are competitive this time, ergo all the screeching.
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Qci5arHyr9zCklblTo5fvg7C sometimes...sometimes things just go wrong. science and magic are powerless to explain the outcome of such races.
>>584398818Luck is the most important skill
>>584398641>family day>in a declining birth rate country
>>584398818
cumming inside your trainee gives her a temporary speed boost
>>584398901I though the US solved that with immigrants
which team should you take to finals?simulate them all against all the rooms you raced.https://zizard.github.io/plapyon/
>>584398818NVM I just sawn all MMers and that stamina kek
>>584399058who gives a shit nigga, it all depends on your opponent
>>584399018
Yay, carats
>>584398641is life sized horse sized
>>584398818what's the point of using hakuraku if you aren't going to actually look at it
>>584397854
>>584399291look at the winner's speed stat.
>>584399018does it make up for the time you spend having a quickie on the track in the middle of the race?
So the biggest gaslight of this CM was Symboli Kris S right? Barely seen any Lates win a lobby
>>584399368>look at only 1 number out of the hundreds of others
>>584399368Yes, you learned that there's more to a race than fucking speed
>>584398781How exactly am I projecting if I proved all of my claims? Please point it out.>competitive this timeIt's not only 'this time', they dominated in almost every CM during Unity/MANT so people are hostile with you just like they're with xog players.
>>584399384nobody said that late surgers were good for this cm, just that claw forward was the only reliable accel for lates
>>584399368please keep playing grand live when grandmasters comes out because it has a higher speed cap
>>584399384Mandatory card I'm afraid
>>584399458>>584399493look at his fucking skill list and distance aptitude you mouthbreathing mongoloids
Why are retards acting like that race wasn't a total fluke kek
>staff art>just draw some seiun sky assbased
REMINDERfront = gaybottompace = chasersurger = straight switchend = virgin
>>584395460>Realistically speaking, how does one get out of Open CM when playing casually?1. Do not waste your carats. Do not snack on banners. Ever. Spark or nothing. 2, Save for the meta generalist cards and drop 400-600 pulls on them. These are Ramonu in ten weeks, and Pasa Speed next May. Fill out the rest of your deck with welfare SSRs and MLB the good SRs you get from pulling on card banners. 3. Pull enough umas where the game is still fun to play (I didn't pull any umas for six months because I fucked myself over badly when I started, and had to save everything from October through February, and it was very shitty), but don't go hog wild. Only pull umas you really like and really want to train consistently. 4. Play enough to max out every event and gain all event rewards, especially rainbow crystals.5. Clank your own parents in between CMs, 5x/day or so. 6. Join a B+/A -ranked club, that will provide a good boost to MLB'ing the good welfare SSR cards. Playing this way will get you strong enough umas to reach B finals pretty soon. By the time Ramonu drops and you MLB her, you'll probably have reached that point. Patient, consistent strategy pays off.
>>584399509xog players are generally worse because it's ONE uma that sidesteps style restrictions and they tend to be xoggy dom doms
>>584399640>i am once again going to not look at the actual race data aside from just pointing at a few singular datapoints because those are the only thing i understand about how races work and nothing else matters
>>584399640>Lane ledgermane proc so that GS broke away from that clusterfuck>See you later proc on finale so other one can't catch up in timeWhat's wrong with it?
>>584399640so? did you notice how he outdueled the other one and procced his shit enough to maintain a lead over the other golshi? and that one got gigablocked??It's not a standard win, but not "science and magic are powerless to explain the outcome of such races" and you're just a retard.
rate day 4 of cm20
>>584399931got a 5/5 ticket
>>5843999311200 carats securedit's all that matters to me
>>584399509>, they dominated in almost every CM during Unity/MANTthey were competitive in some and dominant in very few. You're so full of shit. Even Pisces, one of the best CMs for fronts, had Gold Ship and Tamamo as very serious competition. And Hoguri was in Aoharu and MANT CMs too, so you're just lying again. Fronts have never been dominant, ie. strong the way Hoguri is strong in 2000-2200m races.
>>584399931Easier than day 3.I have the feeling people remade their aces and ended up with worse umas in the process.
>>584399931I made it in just in time Ready to get A Finals 3rd : )
stop fighting
>>584399931I'm going 0-40.
>>584400065>*PUNCHES you*fuck off
Would it be Mrs. CB or Mrs. Mr. CB?
>>5843999315 losses on my free ticket, will try again later but it is more likely i will be going to B finals
>>58439993164/80
>>584399058idgi are you basically just hammering the hakuraku server for 100 race sims times however many combos?
>>584400000:O
>>584399058ok if hakuraku dev bans my ip because i queued 240 batches or whatever this is your fault
Almost a full suzukute ticket, 3/4ths a length and one bad mood away
>>584400110*kills YOU*FUCK IN
>>584399931just got a 2nd 5/5, 3 podiums along the way holy shit
>>584400324>all these non front dominated roomsI took them all for you, thank me nigga
>>584400131It would be>Mr. & Mrs. Anon Anonsonwhen addressed jointly and>Mrs. Mr. C.B.when addressed singularly, so long as we're going with traditional English use.
>>584400383No fair, let me take them next timeI can be trusted around front umas
>>584400000quint of a 5/5 ticket???
>>584399657front = fagspace = pansiessurger = sissiesend = effeminates
>>584400324>that Kitasan>actually winningnice. My Kitasans sucked this CM, tried so many times and it just never worked. How'd you do it?
bwos take one for me
>>584400590Take what?
>>584400287deselect it to the last 40 rooms, theres a dropdown, then click update queue. the round 1 ones are pretty useless.
>>584400383good job, thanks nonny!
>>584400590I dont think we can take the displays
>>584400749not with that attitude
>>584400590How many anons are going
>>584399681I did various pulls on card banners at the start due to lack of literally anything at all, then 270 rolls on Rob Roy. Currently at around 5k carats. I'm in an A club. I maxed the two events I had so far. I don't think I'll be pulling anytime soon unless a really cute girl comes. People have been saying Ramonu Ramonu over and over but is it really necessary?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
On front heavy room it's a fucking lottery UF could easily lose to UG
>>584400809damn you anonbeat me to it
Good night
>>584400590cute spechud badge
Mambo is dying again..#SaveMambo
>>58439993175%
>>584400881nta but for a newcomer Ramonu is definitely a must have. He's right, you should have Ramonu and then Pasa as your main cards
>>584400924
>>584400707ok i figured it out but also im doubling the team count so i can sim some theoretical teams hehe
>>584398641LIFE SIZED CHUD
>>584400579here you go. she almost always gets bitched in front-heavy lobbies from weak midrace, but when she gets in top 2 and her ult fires, the speed greens make her uncatchable
Gold City smile in my heart
>>584399350definitely build up the sweepy sr and marvey wit with crystals from the events in the gamefor power parent building, helios and hishiama might be your best, but your general priorities are sweepy and marvey
I like when Still In Love's eyes grow bright red with all the love inside her. So sweet.
>>584401218What if I want to love and die with Pace?
>>584401027big....
>>584401176i recommend deselecting the ones that you see are mostly filling with 90+% they're going to make no difference to the team variations and will save you time. theres a checkbox for each in the rooms tab.
>>584401154>>584400924Umasumi
>>584401363how do you tell if the room doesnt have %s yet
>>584401327sweepy sr is still the best sr speed in the game purely due to her stat output, and her charming event. you can uncap the pasa sr instead, but you'll be rolling for the ssr version in march anyway, that way you have 2 speed cards in your deck now. 3 if you mlb the welfare brian ssr from the main story
BESTINJAPAN(lost to ayabe)
>>584388286I would rather keep cumming (inside of Dia)
>>584401521also, just noticed your ardan speed. i haven't used her, but she seems good
>>584401501in the simulate tab click deactivate teams then do a simulation pass. this will only simulate with whatever team ran the race in reality. if this comes out 90%+ its probably worth deactivating.
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
>>5844017727 and you fap to mejiro ryan
I'm going to fap to Hokko's tits I don't need numbers to tell me that.
>>584401772I'll give you this second shot. You may use my number
>>584401752just thought of that myself. maybe have it sim the room as is then have an option to filter by initial %
>>584401772Rolling for myself
>>584401876umamusumaybe
Imagine the smell
>>584401858All this propaganda is tempting me to get her delicious Hokkos in my account
>>5844017724 and you get orgasm denial with mejiro palmer
sometimes... i think
>>584399018she raped me
glorious. 60/80, my 2nd highest winrate cm to datefirst cm using either taishin or vbourbon, both spooked me in my machan pulls
I am once again asking for the cheats. And no, this wasn't greed, the way this event works is it's either you either succeeded all or failed all. So I would not have gotten Charming had I clicked it.
Damn this thing comes in real slow. How else do you get these shards? I assume I got them from the events so far in the past 36 days.
>>584402228They come as prizes here and there, attached to various special events yeah
>>584402179>either you either succeeded all or failed all.I thought the different choices were supposed to produce different success rates though so how is that possible
>>5844017727 and you fap to Fuku
>>584402085why is she saying no when she has hearts in her eyes
I never doubted you, goat!
>>584402179
>>584402541where is she saying no
>>584401876anyway post conclusions once you have them
>>584402109
>my CM11 umas got me to group B finals
>>584402810
>it's been 10 years already
>>584400881>People have been saying Ramonu Ramonu over and over but is it really necessary?Yeah she's the first strong (in the sense that Tachyon, Maruzensky, and Kitasan are strong) wit card in the game. If you manage to MLB her, you will immensely strengthen your deck.
>>584402641chuggingleft some high %s in there because spe is abnormally high expected w/r in some of them which is off
>>584400881She's a) really strong, b) used for a while, and c) works as a generalist card even if you're not a pacefag, sort of like how Kitasan works even if you're not a frontfag.
>>584391857How can she be a raven AND wolf?
>>584402910oh yeah results has skill fire rates
>>584402898I'm afraid it's been... ten years...
>>584401194>1563 speed on a 2spd deckgoddamn now that's a highroll, holy shit. Tachyon and Maru must have been glued to speed training
>>584403146derbomancy
>>584403146>10% gutsshan't be rolling your slop
>>584403146It'd be funny if it was a reference to thishttps://youtu.be/NPHqfYfHx7s?si=4CxhZzMZ5vIPywy1
>>584401772shiraoki cursed you, haha6 and you never fap again
>>584403170OH NONOT ME
>>584402667She knows her trainer masturbates thinking about her but doesn't care. She's a real one.
7 and I'll fap to Shiraoki-sama (possessed Fuku)
>>584403146>xXx_R@ven0us_W0lf_xXx>beast mode>from the ashesholy cringe
>>584403507what the FUCK
>>584403146>xXx_R@ven0us_W0lf_xXx>beast mode>from the ashesholy SEX based mega marriage!
>>584403507is that so
>>584403404She's patiently waiting for the day trainer rapes her, and she's enjoying every minute... I just know it
>>584403507
>>584403507Bro paying tribute
>>584403507What Shiraoki-sama meant with this?
>>5844035077 for the hardest leglock of your life
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/DQN7MN>https://jiggie.fun/DQN7MNhttps://jiggie.fun/DQN7MN>https://jiggie.fun/DQN7MNhttps://jiggie.fun/DQN7MN
700 speed by Tokyo Yushun was not enough
>>584403664Someone post this video
>>584403507Shiraoki is one horny ass uma
>>584403830More like cuck by low stamina
>>584404021Eishin Heavy
>>584390816STANNNDDDD ON THE EDGEEEE OF THE EARTHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6ouHWP0KrYstill the best race teaser, only beaten by obey your master
Trainer ability changes were actually put in today. Honestly do like these changes but also I'll never actually run out of ability points I guess.
>>584404102
>>584404021Why did she do it
Smart Falcon is so fat when she goes to class she sits next to EVERYONE
>>584404198no one cares V
>>584404198I looooove p2w in my competitive pvp game!
>>584404210my paizuri slave
>>584404262Koreans and Russians mastered the secret art in the 00s and early 10s. Now Japan is catching up, using it for their own evil gains!
Smart Falcon is so fat her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget
>>584404262Not really P2W with new activating cost update
>>584404221What did she do?
>>584404210>"watashi ga wariimashita""I did something bad"? I don't speak nip
>>584404371Broke a fence with her fat ass
>>584404384Smart Falcon is so fat Thanos had to snap his fingers twice
Smart Falcon is so fat all races she enters become Extra-Large distance
>>584404449>random capeslop referencewhy tho
Smart Falcon is so fat that when she goes camping the bears hide their food
>>584404262You can get about 100 of them from monthly story events and a bit more from the free battle pass. The most important one is the fast-learner lite which only costs 8, if you don't want to get the guards. Honestly, even the one that protects you from ailments seems to be useless because I rarely ever get a debuff unless I'm fucking around with Anshinzawa. The one that protects you from mood downs are nice but even then you can get runs where your Uma decides she just hates you and gets like 4 mood downs (my last Almond Eye run was like this and it was torture).
73/80, 91.25%.
>>584404612esl babble
>>584404612I can do 13 ace runs a month? Sooooooo generous!
Pulling an all nighter fucking Rickey's brains out tonight in preparation for the magic show
Smart Falcon is so fat all her concerts are Grand
>>584404371>>584404221she just wanted to lean/scratch her ass
>>5844048600 is where the center stands. It is also the roundest number shape-wise.
>>584404931IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEE
>>584404762suzukaGOD
No one fucking cares jpnigger go back to your goddamn thread
>>584404795Compared to how it was before when it was like 2-3 max, yeah.
>>584404762good shit! may your finals lobby not include me
>>584405041don't give them attention and just [-] to hide their self replies. filter if you must but DO NOT GIVE THEM ATTENTION BY REPLYING dumbass
please understand jpcuties just want to be useful and inform global players about an update that's coming in 5 years time
Machan parent for Falco. Blues and whites all over the place but the pinks are okay.Unfortunately lost Kikuka sho and TSS so only 100 affinity on its own. Would other Falcobros use it or stick with sprint turf turf / 3x turf pinks on Machan?
>>584403158interesting doohickey
the antijp schizo is so mindbroken he is spamming /uma/jp with AI slop
>>5844052046 and you will get that guy in your finals lobby
Fuck off back to /vm/ retarded hall monitor
>>584405630Kek it's true
>>584405574Why is she like this?
She's fine!
>>584405821She's in permanent estrus
>>584405574UGH! CUTE WOMAN!>>584405630No fucking way lmao. Sure would explain the random slop this thread gets on a daily basis tho, it's all the same guy.
>>584405843And I will engage in some motion with her.
we love jp umas here
Reminder to always ignore the schizoIf the schizo wants it, do the oppositeRepeat until he kills himselfAlways works, just give it time
>>584404437>>584404931Lmao. Ass so phat she decimated a fence
>>584405991>Always worksHe has been doing this for at least half a year now.
>>584405991You are the schizo so I'm gonna do the opposite and not ignore you
>>584405843hey
imagine being in a club where the leader is an avatarfag agp tranny
>>584405689keep the helios propaganda coming
>>584406025Because you motherfuckers never ignore him and instead enable him because it's so funYou're stuck with him forever until you stop following his orders, like not posting certain umas or bumping the threads he didn't make
>>584406101I am
imagine being a vagueposting faggot
>>584406130>enable him because it's so funGlad you agree
>>584406167>vaguepostsYou talking about yourself little retard?
>>584406130But I hate jpniggers so he's on my side
>>584405883>all the same guy.the same seething seaturd on multiple devices. he has been doing it for months
tenshi sex?
>>584405630The only thing that pisses me off is when jannies don't take action sooner.
>podiumed against someone from dacchisThanks bwo
>>584406331>on multiple devicesUMAZING!
>>584406390>>584405883Kill yourself avatarfaggingtranny
>>584406376it's even worse when jannies delete the counterbakes
I play global but Still is my soulmate so I post here and here I shall remain
>>584406473its BASED thoughbeit
>>584406332I saw a (text) tweet about Victoire Pisa french kissing her trainer and now I can't stop thinking about her
>>584406473deleting your schizo counterbake is based tho?
Bros, is Suzuka... you know...
stillunagptranny HATE
>>584406118
>Everyone that hates * is a schizo
>>584406591MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>584406509at least you play global the staygoldtranny doesn't and still shits up this thread, I don't even believe he plays JP either i bet he's on some discord with people that do and just takes their screenshots
>V is off his meds again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbQ_1PLf1JQ
>>584406509I doubt you truly love her
>>584406332stallions...
>>584406573she's one of the biggest autists in this game
>>584406603At this point, yes. Obsessed dramafagging schizos
>>584405630what pissed him off this time
>>584406603>implying you aren't
>>584404931Why'd she do it?
>>584406561are angels allowed to do that?>>584406695she will make it difficult for me to keep my thought pure when she drops in global in 3 years
>>584405630>please come visit my dead generalshant
>>584406769It's irrelevant, nobody knows what the voices in his head tell him
>>584406682I do. After watching her career I was sold.
>>584406832Yes, Angels can do whatever they please to their property.
>>584405630Based, we have to counterattack at some point
Remember to run the Musashino and Miyako Stakes, and the Champions Cup for the special missions! Only one day left!
>if you hate the JPniggers/staygoldtranny you're VNo that's not how it works
Come to Tomakomai
>>584406837Found the schizo
>>584406837FOUND HIM GO AND FLAIL HIM NOW WHILE YOU CAN
>>584406769stego anon posting about the changes to the p2w buffs in jp, in fact anytime stego anon posts is enough. just the same for when i post here and some lunatics lose their shit>>584406837i didn't say that schizo
stop antogonizing our senpais....isn't it enough that we stole their general from them?
Caught Dober gooning again
>>584406832i think it's like 2 years and 4 months. still too much
>>584406828all that funding to Versailles Farms and not one dollar went to ass scratching posts
>>584407065these niggas are larpers post twinkle legends faggots
Caught gooning to Dober again
My trainer daughterzoned me
>>584407065No those nerds need to know who runs Umamusume
>>584407173That's called daddyzoned
>>584407065I see you attracted the anti-jp schizo's aggroSee why no one should engage with him?
Ugh...men...
>>584406953I always forget about these, added them to a fan run, thanks 'chacho
>>584407159sultry bitch, god fucking damn that angel
>>584406664Back to the loser behavior
>>584407362<3 Jordan bwo
only cb hours can fix this thread
V has come to
Smart Falcon? More like Dumbest Chick.
>>584407753this is the only meme about me that actually makes me laugh kek
Its finally here... The promised outfit... THIS HEART BEATS FOR DAIWA SCARLET
gm
>>584407930hello
CLEAVAGE
don't wanna talk about my results
Hit random for once (except for main) to see and Gimlet looks really good in this outfit.
>>584407834Your mom is hotter
7 and that lowly piece of garbage kills itself4 and it's by negroid mugging
>>584408112Any number combination and you kill yourself
>run bricked itself because it give me all 3 debuffs in 5 turnsi didnt think it was possible getting slacker, migraine and practice poor all at once
I hope you fucking lose at the CM Final after this one.
>>584408264>baby league
>>584408217heh
>>584408264>tryhard as sweaty as graded despite in kindergarten talent show>still lost to botlmaoooooooooo
>>584408264>lost to a clankerLmao cope mald and seethe retard
>>584408264lol get fucked idiot
>>584404762damn, how'd you get your Suzuka that strong? Deck/sparks? getting 1201+ power was a pipe dream of mine that sadly stayed in the pipes, but getting 1200+ wit toofuck me, impressive
>>584408264lmao you lost to my 6 year old nephew
>>584408264you deserve it for playing meta in baby league
carrot
>/uma/ spends three weeks raging and crying and screaming every time someone talks about running Kitasan instead of Bourbon>Recycle Scorpio Kitasan that knows medium skills and is barely capable of triggering Groundwork>Still wins 10% in Group A/uma/ on suicide watch.
>>584407857It's hot when she shoots basketball
>>584408772but shes flipping to her clockwise...
>discord notification goes off>heart spikes>badump>is not her>it's just a friendfuck of retard
>>584408264"honest hard working fronts" btw
>>584408772Carrot torrac Carrot
>>584408959openbabies already on damage control
flower poster is the real schizo all along just you wait till I can prove my sick theory
>>584408667I luckshitted 9 blue parents within a day. 15 stam 3 power. Got this mcqueen one day, printed out the kita and seiun in back to back runs the next. Kind of unsatisfying of an answer.
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
>>584408883Funnily enough I used my Medium goldship for this CM and she has been carrying my ass
I love boobs
this place is a failure
i dont understand why the game instantly gives mood downs after winning a race like your uma is happy and most likely freshly fucked why the fuck am i getting punished by winning
>>584409262and youre in it, you failure
>>584409165I still kind of regret not running Golshi in Scorpio 2. She won me my first plat in Scorpio 1 and didn't have a shot at repeating. At least I didn't make the same mistake with Taishin in Sag.
>>584409286Stop overworking your fucking Uma
>>584409286>freshly fuckedyou don't see this btw, so it is very RNG on what your torena decides to dothat mood down the day after her race?yeah, your torena acted too proper and didn't bother booking a love hotel
>>584409314Vagueposters like him often are
>>584409339if you think i am playing anything but GL then youre wrong my friend
I think the obsessive need to signal your sexuality with every other sentence, even in contexts that don't fit at all, is a major red flag and a sign of sexual insecurity.
>>584409370sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>584409134>godtier luckshitting parents + giga highrollvery satisfyingUma Musume really is a luck game, after all
I never thought I'd eventually fall in love with Dora the Explora
i'm a giga straight male who only fucks hefty women
>>584409370Go back to your fucking thread JPnigger
I'm a faggot who only likes men
>>584409501Horse racing is exactly thatOne day your winning horse wins, other losesOne day your losing horse wins, other losesOne day it gets euthanizedYou never know what the dice has in store for you
>>584409334I think I didn't even get to Scorpio finals since all my aces sucked, maybe it was a bad idea giving Nakayama all the gambling skills
>gives birth to 4 chuds
I'm straight if a cute guy asks me out.And I'm gay if a cute girl asks me out.
>>584409709My semen did that
i do not care for gender i just want to love and be loved
>>584409730it's the other way around, retard. baka
>>584409784Love urself friend
lol aint no one wanna fuck you
Then stop acting like a fag
>>584409658one day a winning live another day a losing dead
Just 1 week until half TP bros...
I only love umas and that's all I need
>>584409947this but unironically. 3DPD a SHIT
>>584409643thought you like boys?
>>584410009both but I like saying men to empower them and make them feel good about their masculinity
>>584409941we're getting half tp again?during kitasan flatlining week?danchou is going to cry.......
>>584409134oh, a front runner player.Do you have a good V. Bourbo for sprints made that you want to share with the class? I need one for a Summer Maruzenskythe career is hard enough with stamina requirements making me run two extra mile races, I can't finish the finals with a medium URA and pushing it to a guaranteed mile takes two extra racesunless you think taking TTL right away and Bourbo's unique after the second inheritance is a good idea, that might help but I don't know just how badly I'm getting stammed out.
>>584407423wtf
i'm dissapointed she isn't calstonne FLAT o
Are you rolling for Brian?
>>584410252yes. 120 tickets, praying she comes home and I don't have to spend carats
>>584410252not at all, I can't afford to
>>584410252a cheeky tenner, I'm going to ticket her anyway
>>584409643Still, that makes you straight
>>584410357Save that tenner
>>584410252A tenIf I get her I train her
>>584410252Probably not. I already have a Brian
>>584410425but it could save me $20... or $50 if I also have to ticket Kitawhite...
>>584410136You lose about 1k carat from fanruns, 5 days worth of borrows, 50 free card pulls, rainbow/sr shards, and a danchou's love...
>>584410559wtf
>>584410559World's most starved Oguri
>>584410596But what if danchou himself is gonna flatline?
>>584410559okay so what distance exactly is this oguri racing for?
>>584410596*if you do the don't login thing
>>584410523No...
>>584410596>you make 200 carats/day with fan runswhat an impressive lie
>>584410674The cafeteria/fridge distance
>>584410727with half tp and double rewards it's real
>>584410183Nothing I would consider worth sharing, my cm16 parents were pretty shit. I'm currently in the process of building my first cm21 grandparent. If I get anything good I'll probably post it, but I won't be training vbourbon, I'm chasing og bourbon's unique.
which uma can go ultra instinct?
>>584410559>attempts required: 200+
>>584410912>>584410912>>584410912
>>584410809Light Hello
>>584410809
>>584406510fuck off sharteen
>>584410785Ah, I see. I'm specifically using S. Maru to be a slingshot for El Condor Pasa so kind of has to be her.This is also my first time really trying to make a front runner for a CM. Do you have any advice for the career problems I'm running across? Or would you just say run the Mile Championship and like one extra junior race or something?I really don't wanna race unless I have to because her classics year is so brutally crunched.
>>584410559hey bro i just wanna see the skills can you show me for a sec come on bro just a peek
