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I love my wife Aria!!!
A R I ARIA
>>584418014Does Birb need Remmy?
>>584418014
hey um so what was that about Nangong's back scar and artificial wings having connections to roscaelifer again
Don't forget about Sarah.
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
>>584418151
hopefully the next patch will filter more people out of the game
Elijah SunbringerLindsey SunbringerDorothy Sunbringer
>>584418151Why would they be connected
>>584418151I have a gut feeling we won't find out much about Gong until we're a couple more years in and figure out why they keep putting in main quest interludes with musicians
This is perfect
>>584418014wife
I've done like 20 suburbs illusion high risk this month and did not encounter the treasure quest once. I've encountered it multiple times since debut, got it when shadow Pulchra dropped the device, got it when I was fighting Hercules/Lockspring? on the bottom left, got it from a random vault but now nada. Maybe I should just rush bottom left and elevator (still need to get Billy's stuff) and if I don't get it I'll leave early.
>>584418151Learn the lesson alreadyStop theorycrafting and having discussions about the story and lore, you're only setting yourself up to be disappointed by Hoyo's trademark fuckass writingA million new vague, interesting plotlines every patch, ZERO followup. And you'll be happy.
>>584418025>I mean just look at what HSR didMost of HSR alts are literal Main characters and semi-important long running characters that you will interact for many years. The only really minor side one to get an Alt is Robin. There is no such thing here in Zee at all. Billy and nicole are the closest you can get, but still not exactly. Dan, March, Himeko and Herta's closest character in their roles are Fairy and Sibling... and that's it.
>>584418151That will only be explained for AoD V2 release
Sunna Slutshine.
they made a thread about us >>>/v/749588826
>>584418418why are you here?
okay right uh so what about Corin's transplanted heart and the new friend she made in the first new year's event what's up with that
>>584418424should have been her getting an expy...
>>584418602trvke
>>584418529Okay and
>>584418529That's gonna be me next year if they keep doing what they're doing. What kind of retard slows down the ball when it hits the flipper in fucking pinball? These devs are as retarded as the playerbase.
>>584418580Who's Corin?
>>584418580It's the perfect time to do it but the spook shack even will completely ignore Corin and Roxy
>>584418529Wow, there's even an Aria plague carrier over there. We need a final solution to the Ariafag problem. They're spreading like Bibi.
>>584418151Is it a scar? could just be a birthmark
She totally almost said breasts
>>584418723It's terminal, you've been infected too, it's only a matter of time before you start Ariaposting like everyone else.
Aria superiority is creating another controversy
>>584418721Don't care for Corin or Roxy but I'm so fucking tired of Spook Shack. They have no in-universe reason to be as prominent as they are and I've had enough of having to fucking endure the devs' incessantly pushing this "THEY'RE YOUR SUPER WARM FRIENDLY FRIENDS" shit. The Proxies are in their twenties pushing thirties maybe, why the fuck do they want them being chummy with a bunch of school kids so much?
>>584419012Spook Shack aren't even good friends. Yuzuha is literally lying to us in every event to make us do her work and gatekeep up from actually interacting with anybody
>>584419012they are younger now thanks to the helios academy retcons, they are younger than Miyabi
>>584419068I'd say Yuzu, Alice, and Manato are all good friends. Lucia and Yidhari really don't belong in the group.
Who is the "Ronova" of ZZZ?
>>584419245>fallen angel who wears black and has fat tits
>>584419012if nothing else please at least care for Corin..
>>584419068They really should have introduced them through Ballet Twins commissions instead of the Bringer post
>>584419378>>fallen angel who wears black and has fat titsAria...
>>584419245weho is ronova
>>584419442Demon of Delusion!
>>584419245We don't have one.
>>584418151>why does nangong have scarsevery agent has a disability>blatant- trigger's blind- rina has no sense of taste- ellen, piper & yidhari have hypersomnia (sleepy)- soldier 11 and shungus have amnesia- soukaku & cissia have insatiable hunger- corin & chinatsu are klutzes- alice has haterochromia (and ocd)- banyue's got anger issues- claret is homosexual>you might miss it - miyabi is tailless- yuzuha is deaf- lycoan's got no legs - koleda & ben are blind in one eye- harumasa needs constant injections- seth & sigrid are low IQ- lucy is racist>you gotta know what to look for - anby & roxy are autistic- vivian has borderline- anton & seed have delusions about dead people- billy has delusions of grandeur- burnice has delusions in general - zhao has abandonment issues- aria is trans(human)- koleda is trans(thiren)
I'm tired with Remiele, how long until 3.2 quest finish. I just finish dancing scene and fight the impostor
>>584419615>not mentioning Soukaku's learning disability from being an oni
>>584419735You can check the logbook you know
>>584419401
>>584419735don't knowyou can compare to a youtube playthough
>>584419615What about Nicole and Norma?
>>584419615Aria has PTSD
>>584419957She got that Bootism
>>584419615Retard
>>584419245Velina to the BangbooOverworked authority figure who's just trying to do her job and gets treated as a cruel villain for it
OFFICAL /ZZZ/ LIST FOR WHAT AGENT IS WHAT SUMMON FOR:1. Corn2. Anby 33; s8nna
>>584419615You forgot>Dialynhas an irreversibly prolapsed asshole>Yixuaneggs dried up
>>584420246Shifu drinks mercury for fertility
>>584420189What
>>584420189What does that even mean...
>>584420314S8nna
>>584420189this is what happens when you try to start shit but don't have a clear goal
>>584419957>Nicoleconsumed by greed and bad with money
We love S8nna here
>>584420189Shungus's dementia is acting up again...
But we love Foof even more.
>>584420049Imagine how strong Norma's neck is
>>584419245
>>584420639This is not okay
I’m getting anxious about my hairline. Which zzz girl can comfort me through potential hair loss?
>>584420789noothing to see here Velinajanny
>>584420830if you believe hard enough, it will grow back
>>584420789Can't handle Sexowell?
some retard linked this thread instead of a new /gig/
>>584421185he was trying to save you
>>584421185hi big sis
Eh...Neh...
>>584420189
>>584418529Master Dawei, I have analyzed the shitposts of your target audience.
I’m installing temple OS on Aria right now. Is this going to make her go schizo?
>>584420664Isolde...Twiggy...
>>584421185Then why did you jump to my obvious bait?
>>584421506Happy birthday
>>584419615>- harumasa needs constant injectionshis early neck injections make haru look like a druggy, so he has to wear the fucc boi collar or look fucked up
>>584421015no one could
>>584420639I dunno, they can just make hatboo have a lighter frame from porcualloy shit with a lighter design I dont think most agents complain bangboo are heavy?
>>584421185
>>584421703We saw Dracaene having to wind up a whole body rotation when she picked up and threw the bangboo in one of the PVs. Same girl who blocked a fuckhuge Ethereal attack one handed
>>584418014Sorry Shunko but you've gotten fat and that bunny outfit is just atrocious
We’re never getting a limited like this are we…
Is Rina worth leveling without Weeping Cradle?
>>584421830>3DPDfound your problem
>>584422004i'm guessing it'd be a tossup between her and nicole on who's betterbut rina is one of the better standard agents, so you'd use her eventually anyway (even if you had to get ball and dupes first), so may as well build her
>>584419153i haven't played since 3.0 are you shitting me right now?
>>584422004For Claret? - maybe, for anyone else - fuck no, Nicole is vastly better.
>>584419245We don't even have our Furina mate
>>584422203She's good for anomaly teams too
>>584422203That's funny, because past the Rina buff, Nicole is really not.Not like Rina is GOOD. But she's leagues ahead of Nicole. Nicole is just poop nowadays, unless you are meming Pyrois super low "cost" teams.
>>584422140Flash back picture for helios academy made them look much younger, from JK to JS.
>>584421440It made her racist
>>584422383*Cums on her tip jar*Heh. Keep the change, sweetheart.*Walks away*
>>584422486glowies aren't people
>>584422448>>584422140naw they've always look like they're in middle school, both before and after change
>>584422714they look younger after the change and sound like elementary kids
>>584422486>But Aria I’m not glowing green…you’re scaring me…
Am I missing any primogems by doing lost void instead of bagel?
Temple OS Aria considering self uninstallation upon discovering her pussy canals are a fluoroscent blue
>>584423013Maybe, you get polys for collecting each of the valuable items once and filling out the item encyclopedia, but there's no limited time polys for Bagel over HZ so far.
>>584423013Not weekly, but long term yeah because there are permanent reward missions
>>584423030Now why would someone make a pussy glow
>>584423192
>no new bangboo 2 patches in a rowit's over.
>Phoenix tries to use the morning after pill>it failsI don't want to pay child support
>>584423192take vajazzling to the next level and put that neon in yo snatch
>>584423486A phoenix can't give birth. Meds are useless for the same reason. You have such heavy regeneration powers, that everything wrong with the body is fixed within seconds. Can't drug her. Can't make her pregnant. Can't kill her.Quite a serious condition.
>>584423109>there's no limited time polys for Bagel over HZwhat about those random 20 poly you find in boxes sometimes?
>>584423669How quickly can she regenerate and from how little? Like say if I dipped her in a volcano and pulled out her skeleton, would she still come back?
>>584423486Abortion is actually fully legal in Roscaelifer. This is why everyone there has blonde hair.
post some fat zzz tits
>>584423824
>>584423876Anon...
>>584423723They exist I guess, but you can't really farm for those, you're better off farming the Z-Merits from HZ.
Does he need his engine? If Heartstring is 90% as good I might get him.
>>584423894is there a problem? are sunna's gigantic milkjugs too big?
Trying to talk to NPCs but Sigrid's ass keeps staring at me
Question! I don't think i've encountered this version of the golden bangboo or rather i've never been arsed enough to pay attention to the mechanic. Is the Serendipitous Encounter golden bangboo even killable? i'm doing retarded amounts of dmg right now, but the little faggot skips a kilometer away about 4-5 seconds after he spawns and then just hops off screen with i-frames maybe half a second after that every single time! Am i triggering a scripted escape or is the dmg window just that narrow?
>>584423824let me guess, you need more?
>>584423775Considering her ult suicides her, and she's back a few seconds later, it has to be literal seconds. Might have a cooldown though, she can't ult back to back after all. But that cooldown might also just be a gameplay thing, so it's not too broken.
>>584424151>>584423898>>584424281Anons...
How do I tell her I’m not going to commit to her?
>Promeia, Velina and Norma rerun before Cissia???
>>584425187Might be on next triple banner
>>584425187because they havent exactly designed cissia to really have very many good teams
>>584424210Yes you can kill it but you need a lotta damage quick, like an ult or a timeslow like support Nicole or Support Rina, you can also restart the stage until you get it killed, and sometimes even if you kill it it'll say it escaped BUT you still get the coins flying into your character and it counts as a kill
Corn!
>>584421825That was just her being a cutie patootie
There are very few things in life I want more than to make a creamed bun out of Corin's small ass
>>584424210i get this notification when it spawns. (￣Д ￣) i did succeed in emptying his health bar during one attempt, but it just filled back up to half before he cheesed it, im actually being rolled rn
Fairy sexualize
>>584425187Her M6 is too strong
>>584425395The flopping on back animation where he fountains coins is a win? I've gotten that a couple of times but as you said he escapes after one of those giant leaps he also seems to break manual targeting which is even more gooder.
>>584425737It's one of the weaker m6 though? Have you read what it does? You can only trigger one every couple of seconds, and realistically that means you get like 20% more than you usually get, and not during stun bursts.
>>584423669>porking phoenix>ooooh yeah baby.webp>her body identifies my cock as an anomalous intrusion>extremely rapid cell regeneration as her body's defence system kicks in full power>growing mounds of misshapen flesh encapsulate my cock within seconds, palpitating in an irregular tempo that makes my skin crawl at the sheer unreality of it>nani the fuck?>i pull out my cock in hasted panic>half-animated strings of still struggling red and pink all over my shaft, several seemingly having already managed successful entry to join with my own. black ichor-like sap leaking from where their tips had disappeared
>>584425589what are those few things?
Story bits from Tieba (the cuck from the leak subreddit refuses to post it despite it being the same guy who leaked white Shungus)- Eldreda dies- Dracaene becomes part of Rosetta Data and becomes an AI ruler of Roscaelifer- The original Void Hunters are erased from history- Lindverne leaves Roscaelifer and becomes a hero
>>584426295Dude what the fuck
>>584426409making my parents proud and being able to leave my office job for an art career one day
>>584422368>memingNicole is almost as good as Sunna for Pyrois and still way better than m1s0 Rina for others. It's not a meme. You can try doing picrel with Rina and your score would be closer to 20 000.
FUCK ENIGMA LABYRINTH AND ITS STUPID FUCKASS BUGGY EVACUATION ANCHORS THAT DON'T FUCKING EVACUATE YOU SO YOU RUN OUT OF TIMEYES I'M MADFUCKI THINK I'M MORE MAD I LOST MY BACKPACK AND HAVE TO MAKE A NEW ONE JUST TO PICK UP THE SHIT I HAD TO BEGIN WITH BECAUSE THAT SCAVENGER MOTHERFUCKER DOESN'T RECOVER BACKPACKS
>>584426452Not reading, could be fake, but pretty sure there's a spoiler rule so mark it as such
Mommy Dracaene eroi.
>>584426905
>>584426752that's respectable. hope you achieve that soon
>>584426845Anon.. it's as simple as numbers. Rina has better numbers. That's it.
>>584427007>dracanae has more booru results than eldrada and lindverne combined wife/mother lolibaba is simply too powerful
>>584425998Yeah, I don't know why it works that way but it counts
>>584427209>>584426905>this is the thing constantly chasing (and presumably, trying to fuck) Sunna
>>584427376there are lesser ones besides the main one who kidnaps you
>>584427297i suspect it's broken as shit.
>>584427287My Agent pick would be Lind without a doubt but Dracie is way too fucking sexy and that one animation is devastating my balls
Sunna getting the orgasm of a lifetime after being caught by the hound girl
>>584427565Hound Harem?
Are most of the Bagel bugs (such as getting stuck) for controller-niggers? Because I play on KB+M and so far the only bug I experienced was randomly getting teleported while opening a box.
we know who fucks ethereals but who fucks bangboos?
>>584427281>28.5% def ignore is better than 40%>500atk is better than 15% crit rate >0.1% team damage is better than 3-5% team damage>no grouping is better than grouping>no anomaly is better than multiple anomaly procs (team Db)>10% electro buff is better than 24% ether buff>A rank Rina wengine that does nothing is better than strongest a-ranks Vault and KaboomYou mean *these* numbers?
>>584428234>but who fucks bangboos?Norma
>>584428234Norma, Grace, Qingyi, Remielle, Belle, Astra and wise fucks that one ball
The lack of authority in Lindverne and Dracaene bothers me a bit. So far it feels like people only treat them as an authority because they are "Sunbringer", not because they actually project any sense of it.
>>584428437You only just noticed the story is dogshit?
>>584428517More like I was hoping it would improve at least a little
>>584428437Eldreda is used as a puppet by her subordinates to monopolise power
>>584421482Naaah wtf? This shit gay as fuck
>>584428573Sometimes the character writing can be good, but the actual story and world building of ZZZ has been gutter trash post 1.4.
Why are Claret dates like this while she has troonslop all over the game.
>>584428437Lindverne can be authoratative when she wants to, like at the end of 3.1. Dracaene has barely any screentime to do anything of note.
>>584428437I don't know, something about the sunbringers just makes me want to worship them. I'm not surprised they're in charge
>>584421482>>584428762TRVKEnaka was right, despite the amount of shill, marketing and forcing propaganda down everyones feed, Flopret and Flopxy flopped worse than literal WHO banners such as Yidhari and Billy.
>>584428994I feel that, but only with Eldreda
>>584428337
I hope Roxy diesNot because I hate herBut because I like tragic stories
>>584426295what
>>584428437We just haven't been around them in a context that necessitated authority, the only exception was Lind when following Remi's plan.It's clear neither of them likes all that responsibility and beurecracy so Dracie just treated us like a nurse in 3.0 when we arrived for treatment and Lind has dressed and acted like a friend for the entirety of 3.2
https://youtu.be/hNWO9zriUeE
>>584428994Worshiping Kiana is the normal thing to do.
>>584428804Dracanae definitely talks with the confidence of someone that could have you killed on the spot if you ever gave her a reason to.Ironic, because she's the weakest and leads the nerdboo department, but I wouldn't make the mistake of confusing her gentleness for weakness.
>>584429585cussing is a sign of an amateur writer
>>584429585+5 points for OG models-5 points for breaking canon because Sunna didn't cry I give it a perfect 5/7
>>584429423If Truvia - an NPC - survives getting stabbed through her chest, no one is dying in this game ever (except irredeemable villains who refuse to stop being le evil).
https://files.catbox.moe/xc0xcs.png
What are the odds Severian will actually sell decently well? He's an actual popular character somewhat unlike Billy or Banyue and has a decent fanbase like Hugo had and most importantly he's not a complete brick or a rugpull like Hugo or Billy since he's a unique DPS of a new element (unlike Hugo with Ice or Billy with Physical vs Miyabi and Shunko). He's not even a homo and is pretty fucking cool kind of. There's just no way he'll sell worse than Roxy.
>>584429935Zhu...it's time to settle down
how do I stop masturbating to fioni
>>584430116Jesus fucking christ those are delicious
>>584430359his animations are way too low effort and people can see that
>>584430427I really want that fioni skin, but i haven't worked for 10 years and now too poor to even eat properly...
>>584430359He's set up to fail, they made him directly precede the Sunbringer and collab banners and his kit isn't even that impressive either.
Why is Yanagi so fucking hot i don't understand she's just a standard looking OL but the sex aura coming from her is just insane....
>>584430543you should have leftovers chromes from buying monthly pass, use those
>>584430359bad design+ low effort animations, he's guaranteed to fail
>>584430359Billy is adequately popular as a bro character. It's just he's Phys right after Shunko, and he needs Lucia that is already stuck with Yixuan or someone else. They've made him a dedicated skip.
I wanna gently fuck this bunny so bad..
To be fair since Roxy was a fucking skiptier disappointment if Kafka is somehow free and there's somehow no Lindverne in 3.4 I may actually pull Severian after Fioni. He's pretty cool and I love Cissia as well
>>584430821
>>584430359He doesn't stand a chance
/v/ thread got killed
what would be best? the HSR banner characters are in the main story or a special episode (that we haven't had for awhile now)?
>>584431325They're in a special episode that is an optional download
I think I finally have a decent remielle but it took so damn long to get the right discs for her
>>584432125>white outfiteww
>>584432281if her outfit somehow made her powerful, or made RNG better on me I'd buy it
I got 2 A ranks out of the 3. Just because i didn't pull the last 2 bitches. It's so fucking over...my extra 80 gems..
>>584418151I am sure it will be answered right after Dialynn's backstory.
>>584431325Special episode of course, I don't want them to warp the story around them. Besides, HSR powerscaling would make it very stupid. these motherfuckers are throwing planets at each other.
>>584432281It's her only good outfit.
>>584432281The only outfit I'll buy for her is the Mr. Roar outfit.
>>584431320bump limit make another one
>>584432495You will never financially recover from the loss of those chromogems
>>584432995I would like her buff to be a motorcycle she can ride just for extraction game mode reasons.
>>584431325event only and the main story continues with our regular limiteds running on shedule uninterrupted
>>584433146they should have changed every member of calydon to have a bike like billy
>>584432583>these motherfuckers are throwing planets at each other.it'd be funny if ZZZ world just makes them like Sephiroth and all that planet throwing is just gaslighting magic to pretend everyone is powerful
Aria is a waste of pulls!Aria is a rugpulled jobber!Aria is a powercrept brick!
>>584433604Aria and Nangong abandoning Sunna to sit on the bench
>>584433604Don't care /zzz/ still loves Aria!
Do our Bagel inventories and Gear Coins reset with the season or no? Can't seem to find a solid answer that doesn't get google results confused with Season Coins
>>584434015
>>584433604>Aria Literally the only character where i got accidental dupe and it's the shittiest E1 in the game.
>>584433604
>>584434095The first season already ended, didn't it? And the inventory didn't get reset.
>>584433604nobody is replacing aria on remielle velina teams unless they're a retard with sunbringer and HSR coming up.phoenix is a mirage pull
>>584434095>Bagel inventories No>Gear coinsNoYou weren't here when bagel first reset? Your inventory will remain untouched. Your gearcoins will remain untouched. Your R and D buffs are permanent. The only thing you lose with the update are the extra bag inventory that you can buy with green currency.
>>584418014Is Phoenix's crit a real crit or is it something like Jane?
>>584434287slut inhibitor, release!
>>584433329Piper gets Steeltusk
>>584434337>>584434415I wasn't here for the first season so thanks
>>584434446Something like Jane. DO NOT build crit on her, it only scales with AM.
>>584434182I was under the impression that it was one of the better e1s.
>>584433426It's very likely they'll come up with something like "Ether Corruption has sealed some of their power"
>>584434287Don't lewd the Aria
>>584434985
Alright.Pull Phoenix.Give Phoenix Aria's ball.Give Aria Vivian's ball.Give Vivian a hug and abandon her under a bridge.Sound good?
>>584435150Can't you just keep Vivian in your home?
>>584435150Or Phoenix gets her own damn and stops trying to steal from Aria
>>584435195better yet, have her run the video store for you
Vivian would be a preschool teacher with a big fluffy dress and call all of the students her children.
>>584435369Fufu is already doing this every day right now...
RERUN FUFUBUFF CAESARRERUN LIGHTERBUFF HUGO
Roxy should sit on my face
corn
>>584435760I hope my face is comfortable
>>584435470She'd let them try public school if they wished, of course, but none would last more than a semester before deciding their classmates were beneath them.
>>584418014Chinese women look like THAT?!
So how many of actually play the game and don't just wack off to the girls?
>>584435761
>>584436495you should be doing both
>>584436495dailies take two minutes and I'm not gonna break my login streak just because I'm lazy
>>584436495I both play the game and choke my wangus to the girls
Fufu's here!
>>584436329i wish they did
>>584436997
...
>>584418014what manner of animal are shungus and her bro supposed to be?
>>584437051I did not pull Lucille O'neal
>>584436997Rahh!
>>584437124>>584437038
>>584436305How hard would it be to pound the dyke out of her?
Lucia "the skipped" Elowen
That's NOT my handle! My handle is "The Night Emissary" not "the skipped"!
What is this goat blabbering about
>>584437110Either foggs or doge but there's no confirmation
Cute, adorable, happy family of three sisters...!
Lucia "the mustiest" Elowen
>>584437110
lucia the brick emissary
>>584437863She's a horse?
>>584437863I assumed it would be some kind of horse, ty.
>>584437659Food!!!Why did you kick Huwei!?He was making Popcorn...
