Previous: >>584410912New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light HelloCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
I'm horny
Tachyon LOVE
In hindsight MLBing Tachyon was kind of a waste of money. The card isn't even that good
>>584428678>trying to put up a though front?>though
>>584430923>now that you demonstrated>that you are not confidentthe fuck is this, was he reading too many Jordan Peterson tweets?
>>584430923your image is umama coded
>>584430493SNACKS?
>>584430686I got way too excited at the idea of having a second speed SSR and dumped 450 on it. I think I've used it for one CM (dirtslop xog)
>>584430996he should've just put that sentence to chatgpt or something so it can get corrected
>ESLtarded
10 HOURS 50 MINUTES TO GO
>17 years old
>>584431148you can always tell (and it's usually indogs or some variety of seanigs) because the posts are arrogant, humorless, and sound worse than Chatgpt. The Mexicans at least are usually funny.
>>584430686The card is pretty good and even if you dont play pace you'll be happy to have a third SSR speed card for some larc cms where 3 speed becomes meta again
>>584431220>breaking the rulez so earlywill jannies care? it's 0600, maybe they won't notice>tamamorubhands.gif
wahey>>584431150I kinda wanna pull but meh maybe I'll just anni paid selector heridk if she's in it even
>>584431368Pasa, Kita, Pokke is way better
is it safe to queue yet?
orenji
>>584431396if you only kinda wanna pull, don't. Only pull umas you really want
>>584431386Laisu a cute
>>584431479I'm at 100 pink tickets and 90k carats so I have some leeway but still
so we are posting in the V thread?
>>584431519I'm about there, too. 120 tickets and 110k caratsreally REALLY hoping she comes home within the 120...
>>584384986deets sis?
>>584431521I'm posting in the VG thread
>>584431521It wasn't V who made the thread, V made the one with the vandalized club list
>>584431521We postin' orange sodas now
>>5844315211st bake was early2nd bake is vandalizedI'm baking a 3rd bread so prepare to move
>>584431594you are not fooling anyone
>>584431386Rice love
>>584431519You can feel the vibes of the banner with a cheeky tenner, you can afford the gamble
>>584431643its too late now
why do you hate gran algeria?
>>584431621Fanta-stic!
I am going to have sex with Matikanefukukitaru
>>584431745stop editing her eyes
prez...
>>584431396She will be in the ticket, everyone up to and including NY Kita/Dia will be in there.
>>584431745Very nice.
>>584431838nice I'll get her from the paid selector then
>>584431721maybe......... we will see
>Cygames just took down some vibe-coded ai sloppa in grubble>radio silence about the ai botters in globalThat just proves my theory that they couldn't give less of a shit about this server. Even cheaters in a decade old kusoge can get banned faster.
>>584431861Just get her from the free NY uma pulls!
I am about to make a non-vandalized, non-page 2 thread. If anybody plans on doing that as well, now it's time to mention it otherwise we'll end up with 4 of them up at once
>Tokimeki Scramble is great>Marvelous Sunday Time is great>Youthful Eyes is top tier>BLAZE fucking suckswell, as expected of that uggo retard
>>584432080jannies deleted the other thread, you're asking for a vacationwait for the next one
>>584432080you retards are worse than schoolgirls with your stupid dramaat least schoolgirls are hot
>>584432148Excuse me
>>584432080Don't counterbake the Gran thread
Fronts are niggers because that style is busted and they dont need to worry about BROCKINGEnds are seminiggers because that style is busted but they do need to worry about BROCKING
helloplayed some fightan todayimprovement
>>584432148
>>584432259both styles are the weakest in current JP
>>584432186(You) aren't a fat, greasy, smelly oji-san? lollmao, even I bet (You) even wear Curren Chan cosplay, too
fat, greasy, smelly oji-san????
>>584432302That's because both have way less skills and cards but they are still the strongest styles
>>584432259why are non-fronts so melty-prone? Why can't they handle defeat? Is this why Cygames felt compelled to make fronts significantly weaker than other styles?
boobs
still thinking about US marine anon that hired japanese prostitute and forced her to dress up as uma.
how many miles of sex is this uma willing to give you?
wait, I dont even need to race in round 1 as group B shitter?
>>584432284I never understood the concept of erp or e-sex
>>584432404Inspirational
how is it vandalized when if we did a poll /uma/ club would not even be considered an /uma/ club
>>584432421post screenshots and pics if any or I won't believe that ever happened
for once my club isn't borderline rank
>Deleted
>>584432302They're still meta in the only game mode that matters(for whales) tho
>>584432563Your club is dropping during the grand halloween flatline event
I'm not a whore... but
>>584432550I remember it, it was a Dia cosplay
>>584432563but your club stinks though
>>584432636Take your meds dude. I took mine.
>>584432691He will never talk to you again btw
I think Curren Chan is the naughtiest Umamusume. Anyone who says that look of hers doesn't make you wanna end up with a shattered pelvis and a bleeding dick from all the riding and pounding is definitely lying.
>>584432654but it's very comfy
Will dancho finally implement a quota and kick the shitters in his newly A club next month? Tune in next time for dragonmamb Z!
>>584432765Mambwo..?
>>584432403They say that when fronts are good only fronts can exist which makes fronts even stronger since every lobby is 5+ fronts vs your pace sitting at 6th place and not activating any skillLiterally the reason pace became so strong last year is that they didn't want Cingray Oguri to flop so they released so many OP pace cards with Teio, Fenomeno, Fine Motion that pace chasers got extra SP 2000They kept doing it for Almond Eye as well. I think we need to talk about the fact that Cygames released stam Curren Bouquet d'or for medium pace then after one CM realized it wasn't enough and released stam Chiyo which died just as fast
>>584432726*She
>>584432836and oguri was on fraud watch anyway rofl
>Kitasan career is about how nobody cares about her and in the end how "bloodline" doesn't matter and what matters the most is grinding and training>son of Sundayman and Speed-king BakushinShe's really your mom's shonen protagonist who's not born "talented" because of bloodline, but it actually is, but the story focuses more on how much he trained hard to achieve it and not genes.
>>584432836yoooooooosh
>>584431150No snacking.
>>584432460the supposed allure of it, you mean?I suppose it's interactive written pornit doesn't interest me much, either. especially when (You)'d be doing it with other fat disgusting men. Which is gay and nasty but I repeat myself
>>584432985bakupits
>>584432173what was the design decision behind making meisho doto more cow than horse?
>>584433016No snacking. Bringing her home tonight. Hopefully it doesn't require any carats
>>584433110irl honse has a big chest
alright how about this one, it's umamusume related
>>584432985they just dropped the ball on literally every aspect of Kitasan except racewear. her anime season is awful except when it focuses on Dia or other supporting cast. I don't get why they were afraid to make her a bored king type. Basically an Opera O that had lost the will to race because it was all so fucking easy. Would've been great.
>>584433205This one's the cringiest out of all leaks and the fact V leaked it himself is just cringe incarnate
>>584433220adopt
>>584433296
>>584432902I'll say it.Her Arima Kinen retirement outfit from Cingray is SHIT. Cropped jacket and separate coattail piece look horrible together, terrible leotard that evokes her stupid thongs with that window, and tights of wrong texture or colour.Shoes are whatever, leaning too hard into the name.There is nothing cohesive about that getup whatsoever, everything is clashing with each other.
>>584433296fuck me that's hilarious, captures her despair and foodlust perfectI love that fat fuck
I hope I don't get debuffed in the finals
>>584433370stupid fatty should strip and run naked
umasumi
>>584433376McQueen is not fat
>>584433356
7 and I'll fap to Matikanefukukitaru8 and I'll fap to Copano Rickey
>>584433205release the umepstein emails
>>584433439zzzzzzzz
>>584433469you owe me a fan run btwI mean zzzzzzz
I thought V died from gallbladder surgery and being too fat
>>584433602
>>584420618https://github.com/SweepTosher/Icarus5 min careers were possible 8 months ago. (He probably had api botting over a year ago. They way he was hinting at it back during his gui bot days)>>584420819 the original was open source. the claude nigger's version isn't and he's probably hiding viruses in there God I miss that Seanigger
there's nothing worth ticketing with the 2nd anni selectors...
>>584432902I love the audacity of Cygames rerunning shit limited umas like Pokke and most likely Cingray Oguri next month
>>584433630I wuv this doto image
>>584433642What is he doing now?
I'm sorry little one...
there are only 2 viable strategies, triple front front flooding and end closer double debuff
7 and i'll fap on your mom4 and i'll fap on your corpse
>>584433926I'm going to hotglue you and you'll enjoy it
>>584433927Shakute
>>584433917what about muh chariot???
>>584433581UNO fan run
>>584433967>7
>>584433927Shakfat
>>584433967>67
>>584433205Can anybody explain why V thought leaking this would be a good idea
>>584434010
>>584434128He thought Umama hates /uma/club and thought leaking it would give him brownie points
>>584434128>thoughtHe doesn't do that
>>584433746quit
>>584434128Don't bother trying to understand mentally ill minds
Tachyon's beautiful tachbutt
Nice thread
racing more like raping
>>584433802see ya later! with comedic timing
What did she mean by this?...
>>584433746@vertildis on the cord. ask him yourself
>>584434381her racing career is over so it's time for umapyoi
>>584434395hi umama
>>584434381imagine
>>584432985>Anon thinks Kita is blue-bloodedHis pedigree is modest, and he was born on a smaller farm that, at the time of his birth, had only around 14 graded wins to its name (with only G1 win being on dirt) and the price he was (supposedly) bought for reflects that (3.5 million Yen)Comparatively, Satono Diamond is a son of Deep Impact born on Northern Farm, which is THE FARM you want to buy from (and so he went for 241.50 million Yen)
>>584434261wtf is this asslet uma? they should all have very powerful glutes and hams
Become Oranji :DDDD
>>584434612nah
https://x.com/matto0425/status/2110315712971788336granny and flash
The indogs have been real quiet since the timezone leak
>>584433662sweet doto and taiki are right there THO
>>584434683not a hint of remorse in that face
Are 2 straightaway skills better than 1 straightaway skill double circled?
>>584434683cute old german
>>584434635Cute!
supiki
>>584434767sim it
wow nice yay
i kinda wanna mutate nyurara for next cm gwos
>>584434767depends on the hint level of both, assuming they're the same 2 is better
>>584434758uma yaoi
>>584434758but I have Taiki and I don't want Doto...think I'll end up planning to round out my future stable with Dia if I don't get her on the banner and Pearl if I do
>>584434612>powerful glutesRunning doesn't make you big glutes, but big calves
>>584433662Fine MotionArdanChristmas Cow WifeNY Kita/Dia420 Brian
>>584434381TINYTIGHTUMANKO
Big Horse
>>584434841>>584434921Pls translate
>>584435301how would sex with milemanko be like?
>>584434010>7
>>584435065>powerletthe only way to redeem yourself is to reveal you're a frontGOD
>>5844353901609 meter long
>>584434381go easy on her or you'll break her
>>584435153Tama-chan holding a ruler up to her abdomen with a horrified look on her face
>>584434970And supports are even more nothing... guess I should grab either Maruzensky or try and max my Tachyon.
>>5844353820.15+0.15>0.25
>>584435382Red is very slightly better on average, while blue has higher peaks meaning it beats red very slightly less but when it does it beats it by more.
>>584435391
so you retards are really going to use the V thread
>>584435582>>584435626So .25 is actually better more often but when 2x 0.15 lines up it's better?
So Curren is both cute and funny but she's not cunny?
>>584435868shes a whore
Bed breaking sex with Eishin Flash
>>584435837The V thread got deleted bwo
>>584435065you have to differentiate running from sprinting. sprinting employs fast twitch muscle fibers which are susceptible to hypertrophy whereas slow twitch musles, those used by distance runner, are not. distance runners dont have visibly developed hip/femoral muscles because they are totally superfluous when one's task is using momentum to stay in motion and minimize energy expenditure. the calf is the only thing necessary here. sprinters on the other hand, or bipedal acceleration mechanically speaking, totally switch focus from calf to hamstrings/glutes. the shorthand is: all varieties of running require big calves but acceleration requires big glutes whereas distnace running wants to minimize every muscle that isnt slow twitch or part of the calf complexso basically if the continuum was realistic, umammusume would exist on a spectrum of spinters which have comparatively huge glutes and quads/hamstrings to long runners who are sinewy lanklets
>>584435932you are not fooling anyone V
>>584435837gladly
>>584435837I just woke up what do you want me to do gwocho
Okay but I really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really love Stego.
>>584435976die>>584435991stop posting in the V thread for starters
>>584436062and post where retard
Also I made a huge mistake in learning that I could do the online crane games for these with a VPN and I just send it to a forwader. I will probably end up with at least 5 of these.
>>584436103not here? let it die then we can bake a new one
>>584435548
>IT'S V THREAD I SWEAR nyoooticers are retarded as usual
>>584436157idk if you're trying to do skinwalking but it really isn't working
>>584435840seems like it. Stacking double 0.15 was better back in shitter scenarios like URA because everyone lacked skills to proc, wits to proc the skills and power (harder to make use of max speed from skills). These days if the two 0.15 don't line up it's not as impactful as a full powered 0.25. As a frontGOD I noticed that 0.15 procs don't secure overtake by themselves and need either a gold or a double circle if they don't stack with another 0.15.
>>584436238so you are siding with V? ok you are part of the problem
stop being uppity, nonny
>>584436238He's seething that the page 2 bake stayed up and the vandalised thread >>584431158 he made got deleted
>>584436157
>>584436383umama...
>>584436204good morning, chibiposter <3
>>584436383nyo
>>584436157>let's inconvenience everyone who don't give a shit about my secret hard-on for a literal who
>>584436383why are you still being nice to him after what he did?
>>584435723Ehefrau Flash....
Dober owes me sex
as a new player, are the rookie carat packs and the head start banners a scam? i literally havent spent a single carat in game following my reroll and have 42k carats saved up but i want more umas to train
What's her problem?
>>584436624>real alpha wolf vs larping chud
>>584436601yes. just save your actual money for the tickets they cost the same but you actually get what you want
>>584436492>heart eyesnyo... I'm in umadanger
>>584436601NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY MADE UP BAKING WAR DRAMA
>>584436601all paid carat packs are scamdaily carat is the least scam onebut it's still a scamif you want to throw money at this game, wait for anni ticket
>>584436624
>>584436701i am afraid i lack the knowledge to interpret this wisdom
>>584436624autistic hags trying to interact but they have different vibes
>>584436601If you don't mind the money you can pay for scamchas but still not that greatselectors are worth your money because getting a random 3* means it could be someone shit or someone you REALLY don't like
>>584436701I still don't understand how someone still cares about any of thisWhy we hate * again? I already forgot
>>584436772Oh sorry I messed up because I wanted to reply to both you and >>584436504
>>584436624fake demon meets a REAL chuuni and is left utterly speechless
>>584436601They're a scam, yeah. If you're fine spending then only ever buy the monthly carat pack and vouchers dueing anniversaries. The paid carat only banners give you something random and it'll rarely be something you want. Your ideal move would be to save until the end of November, do 400 rolls on the Ramonu wit card banner (120 pulls will be free), and look out for an additional uma banner that you want to pull on nect scenario. We'll be getting some free uma pulls in like a week or two so hope you get some extra cuties to fill out your TT roster there.
>>584436464good morning anon
Oguri would support baking wars, because there would be more to eat
>>584436846stop samefagging
I think I've figured it out, everyone here is mentally ill
>>584436921Oguri just wants a good meal
>In A finalsWhat should i use 1 dom or 1 murmur?
odds - Scarletevens - Still0 - Falco
>>584436856>Your ideal move would be to save until the end of November, do 400 rolls on the Ramonu wit card bannerthats what i am doing. i have 42k saved atm. literally havent spent a single carat since starting during the creek/cb banner. i was also wondering: i want to up gold ship and daiwa's star level but given their character rarity i assume it would be unwise to spend goddess statues on them to do that, right?
>>584437017I'm undiagnosed
>>584436921Oguri would not support baking wars because she would think bakers might die and therefore less snacks
>>584437029kek
>>584437017I am a successful member of society with a stable, unflinching psyche, limitless drive and a natural affinity for finance and domination.
Shakur ever since I told her I like girls who wear skirts
>>584437213Do you like murdering women in your apartment after having sex with them
>>584437017I'm only mentally ill in certain ways, I'm passable as a normal functioning member of society. I have irl friends, a partner and a stable job. Not too over or underweight. Isn't immediately appalling after 1 social interaction with someone. Can pretend to like niggers and fags.
>>584437017I'm not
>>584437335I hate how I like this because slobba
>>584436601The carat packs with the most value are the monthly carats, the starter packs (A/B/C), and the selector packs that come out on annis. Starter packs B/C are the same as those selectors but locked to the starter pool so less good at this point in the game, but A remains decent. For using the paid carats, the guaranteed 3* uma pull is fine since one copy of an uma is usable, the SSR support pull is much worse. Similarly the starter variants of those are less good at this point in the game, the ones on annis are your call. Many people spend their paid carats on daily 50 carat pulls.
Yepperszuri
>>584437080You will eventually get enough stars from rolling on umas to 3* all your lower rarity ones, yeah.You just started at a rough time (current scenario is on its way out, so we're all in save mode aside from oshi pulls) so unless you really want Narita Brian or one of the New Years rate up umas, there's just no reason to spend your stash. With the foresight we have (and the occasional $20 voucher) you'll be able to be very competitive while still getting the umas you want, but the game is stingy enough so that you cant just roll on stuff willy-nilly. There's the carat calc website that lets you create a spending plan which is very helpful if you want to dedicate some time into checking out what will be coming out in the future and what you can afford.
>>584437384just don't mind about it being sloppaif you like it, you like it
ITS SO FUCKING WARM AAAAAAAAAA
Im gonna skip only one day of support card banners, i thinking it's optimal
>>584437017I'm mentally ill. Which uma is for me?
>>584437304Not particularly.
>>584437419>For using the paid caratsAdding on, starting with 4th? anni there's a series of incrementally better paid pulls that ends in a selector, for 5000 a set, up to 5 times depending on the occasion. If you hpard paid carats hard enough over the next few years you can use them on one of these.
>>584437521im gonna skip both banners, and i'm gonna flatline starting from today!
>>584437521if you come back before kita's banner at all it all you lose all progressThe biggest tradeoff is essentially never getting paama but I prefer suzie for niger business anyways.
Say guy, which uma is for me?
>>584437583ayabby if you want to spiral togethersupaa creeku if you want to get better
NTR SEX
>>584437671phalaenopsis
>1500 carat paid banner two days after kita white banner>you can get kita whiteBros it's so shrimple
>>584437748hitler.webm
>>584437634mambwo... you've been doing that all month...
>>584437648wtf is this real chat
>>584436601you put all your money on forever young this month and use that money to buy packs duh
>153 cmGood thing they stepped back from that ledge
>>584437850What part? Not being allowed to log in before the pulls fully transfer? YeahMissing out on Palmer/Daiwa legend races (and thus a rainbow shard)? Yeah
>>584437671guy
My TT gals made it into Group A and then went 0-40. See you guys next CM.
>>584435923More like fence breaking sex
>>584437980please be in my finals
>>584436204She's so small my 8cm would look big in her...
>>584437936fvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaarrrrkkk
>>584437980Your double debuffers?
V CM status?
>>584437981deleT
>Palmer raceDamn i want Palmer on my accountWhy Sweepy wit so bad nyoooo
>>584438023anon, I...
>>584437671this one.
>>584438023Gwo... I'm not going to the finals...
>>584438041holy ew
>>584438127he's gonna meet you in TT bwo
>>584437017took you long enough
I'm not betting on Yanko. Last time I went to a race I bet big on Sovereignty and that mother fucker got smoked by Magnitude.
>>584436601rookie packs and head start banners are mostly a scam. I'm strictly f2p, but if you're willing to be a light spender, the monthly carat pack is the best value, and you'll sometimes -ie almost never, but very occasionally- get something good. But on anniversaries, you can shuck out $21 for an uma selector and that's extremely good value. Not having umas really sucks. Hang in there a few more weeks, dump 400 rolls on Ramonu, then you can spend on an uma banner you like, buy the uma selector, and then save for Pasa in May.
>>584438241Crown's massive Satonos
who else looking forward to losing the coinflip
>>584438165maya…
>>584438306She's not that big. Dia MOGS her
>>584438307i raped a lot in round2 so i already got my carat payout for finals
Do you prefer a cutting board trainee or a cow trainee?
>>584438456neither
remember to do some practice pulls before committing to bricking yourselfthis could be you
>>584438456I have adequate testosterone, a functioning dick, and I'm not gay so cow trainee obviously.
>>584438456Flats over obscure double XX cup retarded back breakers
>every uma who does independant training gets a higher score than my manual runwhy am I even working
>>584438456I like a trainee with ass and thighs
>>584438557me casually coughing up blood at the racetrack
Reminder
Young Rich, a half brother of Forever Young, will debut this sunday in Kyoto on 2000 meters turf
>>584438307This has been my best CM performance ever, I'm just happy I reached A finals so easilybut if my oshi actually wins plat? I don't know what I'll do
>>584438424Imagine getting titmogged by your teen sister
>>584438559I hate this feature
>>584438557but Ardan is a cow
Laurel should stop stalking Brian
which way /uma/
>>584438456i prefer my trainee
>>584438618that......is actually compelling. I was going to last-minute train Brian (because she couldn't be worse than my Kitasan abominations), but I'm using an onige, so trying to fit Brian behind Bourbon and Suzuka and have her proc her ult seems a bit counterproductive.
>>584437442>>584438296yeah i checked the upcoming calendar for trainee releases and i dont quite care about anyone in the immediate future to pull on them as trainees. right now i have for traineees beyond the basics>maruzensky>oguri>special weekand for supports>1lb mr cb>fine motion>super creek and a contingent of other poverty cards.another issue i am facing right now is that i dont even have a single issue of SR cards bar 1LB SR eishin flash which i got from the 2*+ vouchers. i know its right to save and moreover that i am at a point of purposefully designed pressure to get me to spend money or my savings. i know that the former is a scam and the latter i simply wont do.in any case i will wait for anni. thank lads
I have an exam tomorrow that accounts for 60% of my grade and I am here doing fan runs for my fucking danchudHe better thank me
>>584438864Something about Suzu just drives me wild and I don't even like skinny flat girls
>>584438456a trainer needs some soft pillows to sleep on after his hard work
>>584438935
>>584438456I want naizuri where my trainee is unhappy about how flat she is
>>584438816no, off-model art doesn't influence me. Gentildonna, Daiwa, Creek, Marv, those could be considered cows. Not Ardan.
is this a tummy boob or butt franchise
>>584438456I don't really care I just want someone
>>584438456I'm more of a leg guy. Breasts are good as long as they have a nice shape
>>584438456>cutting board trainee or a cow trainee?pig trainee
>>584438873>I will wait for anniNice, your experience will improve significantly once you get a couple of 3lb+ SR cards in your deck, and of course Ramonu herself. It'll be a rough month but it's just 1 month of suffering (or just doing dailies via the autotrainer in a few mins) before it's back to gaming.
>>584438852this is the new political alignment chart?
>>584438987I feel like Still doesn't care about being short and having a small chest she knows (You) still want to ravage her.
>>584439026boob armpit game
>>584439026this is a footfag franchise. just look at the fact that we get to collect their shoes when we get their trophies
>>584439001but I saw Ardan with her huge mongus while playing the game
>>584439026tummy
>>584439026It's a Venus Pacques franchise
>>584438873>another issue i am facing right now is that i dont even have a single issue of SR cardsyeah that's rough. The next ten weeks will be a slog because of that. Stay focused and realize that when you blow carats all over Ramonu's banner, you will very likely get some good SRs MLB'd. That's your secondary objective. If you can actually afford 400 on Ramonu by then, even better, that's a good chance (58% to be exact) you'll MLB her.
>>584438852the only happy person in this picture is the teiobro on the left
>>584438927She's beautiful and her design works well
I will kill every Still/Ardan/Fineposter in /uma/ if it meant I could put Nimble Navigator and Uma Stan in here
>>584439069it's a chaos god alignment chart
>>584438456small to normal sized with a massive well toned rump but unfortunately this is a Japanese game
>>584439039Dia is wearing panties right...
>>584439039I can see her umanko...
>>584439202bwo nooo...
>>584439160french teio is sexier than teio
>>584439039standing splits and flexibility are my weaknesses
>>584439206thats a middle schooler
>>584439160Being hot and cute isn't going to make me forgive her for being french.
>>584439313Literally no one would argue this
>>584439160ewwww
>>584439039@umagrok, remove the speech bubble
>>584439054
>>584439393>>584439378The mogging is brutal
cows be gone
>>584438618>>584438868Single Runaway = Beast mode offlineShe does have hot pursuit, but even when I tried running xog with unique in midgame+Brian card for hot pursuit very rarely she catch up to runaway+fronts to activate beast, maybe BBrian can do it running it down with her .55 finishing speed
>>584438456I like all of them.
>>584439370>Sorry, sexual images are against my terms of service. If you think this is a mistake please try again.
>>584438927she's not glamorously proportioned like Ardan, Curren, or Pearl but she's criminally hot anyway. It's a miracle. Carrot is a miracle and I love her.
>>584439529training both is the solution
>>584439378you can't post this pic of me...
>>584439605Delete old prompt, post cute Bourbon instead
>>584439605too precious
>>584439689I'm gonna dump all the dirty images you've sent me
>>584439605ok change of plans just make her obese
>>584439098Correct, yet I don't see much stuff like thisWhy, I imagine footfags such as myself would be elated just thinking of the umas' feet after having just run a race
>>584438456the correct answer is cow, i fear. but it is only because they are athletes as well. you cannot bully an athlete for being flat
>>584439639>>584439529>>584439378I am horny
>>584438456feet, nape, armpits
>>584439984
>>584439892the average character screen in the chinese domino game looks like this but in a franchise about running and shoes we get nothing
>>584439509FVARKK
>>584440042to have someone simply want you is such a base level male fantasy
>>584440042why is Rura wearing rags? Is Air Groove ribbing her?
Name the umamusume with inverted nipples.You can't.
Why are Dia's ears obscenely big and soft?
>>584440078It's mostly just Kaguyahime. She likes showing them off I guess
>>584440178meisho doto
>>5844395760.55 late race is useless if you can't accelerate, especially if you take into account the gap between fronts and pacers
>>584440148that is exactly why I love Still In Love. it is that base desire to be wanted turned up to the maximum
>>584440181>>584438769Because they're cute as fuck
>borrow a Sprint parent>/uma/ what the FUCK
>>584440283sorry...
>>584440181Super Creek and Meisho Doto
>>584440283I need an 8* sprint parent for aptitude purposes and mambodanchou has one of the like 2 available in the whole database
>>584440275
>>584440178CreekThe pure Curren
Have you ever gotten in a fight with your Danchou
>>584440195post her
>>584440427I don't even know my Danchou's name
>>584440427I'm not in /uma/ club
>>584440427every day...
>>584438987https://files.catbox.moe/m2jfjv.png
what the fuck did they do to sadpanda to break it for mihon recently
>>584437904is that her height including her ears?
>>584440323Giant Suzuka would still be flat and slender. A tallflat.
>>584440323she's more sex when she's absolutely flat
>>584440478me and him
>>584440427He lost to a phantom of me in CM once I think
I'm the Shohei Ohtani of my club I don't give a shit what a peon like danchou thinks.
>>584440478lewd...
>>584440446She has an animated one toohttps://vg-mjg.github.io/MajsoulData/en/characters/200029/?skin=402907
Are you going to win?
I want to cum on Still's face
we fucked
>>584440615Alright well I'm Jacob Misiorowski and I'm your danchou, we lost get the fuck back to work
>>584440801Nah, I'd lose.
>>584440814Who
Good afternoon
>>584440941sup
How come pixiv returns little to no r+18 umamusume works? Is the yakuza ban actually legit?
>>584441045retard
>>584440941good afternoon bwo
>>5844408013 plat streak is good enough, I don't care if I win or lose anymore
>>584440790>donkey earshow is this a horse
>>584440427Yes, he kept a dude with under 20 million fans monthly (A+ club) and never bothered to even ask for shoes then I questioned him about it and I said fuck it and quit.
>>584440983I don't get it
>>584440814U and V?
>>584441208mambwo...
>>584441208mambwo... come back please....
>>584441234That dirter stare
>>584441208mambwo come back...
>>584440801I frauded my way into A finals with my last minute "aces". I dont care if I lose, I just want my carats
how to convince someone I made her coffee wrong despite actually fucking it up purposely
MAMBOCCHI PLEASE COME BACKSAVE MAMBO PLEASE
>>584441045Most uma porn artists don't even tag them as uma anymore and it seems to be working for them to not get nuked by pixiv
>>584441509
>>584441208history's gonna repeat itself if he doesnt kick at least 3 niggas
>>584441407stop jizzing in your trainees coffee
>>584441238She gave you a bookmark with her tail hair pressed in
>>584440941
dead
Isn't Neth leaving Mambo next month? That's why he's posting the sad and dirty Fuku while talking about a prophecy
>>584441962No, thats me.
>>584441962this time for sure!!
>>584440814>>584442176
falcobros do I keep rolling or is this it
>>584440983>>584441668How for (you) is Rob Roy? Need to know before I throw some pulls for her.
slut
>>584442252I only saw her character story so far, but RobTore is one smooth talker
>>584442252Very little romance
I HATE CURREN
>>584442252I fucking hate when Tazuna tips are formatted like this, why are they doing this?
>>584442302
Arent umas like Ai that win everything just boring
>>584440801my fate is in the hands of the moirai now
>>584442486it's less boring when you make them lose
ai's eyes remind me of pucci post awakening
>>584441283>>584441254>>584441302STOP SAYING MAMBWO, THE REAL MAMBWO CLUB IS NOTHING LIKE THAT
>>584442562Leotards get my cock hard. Yes.
What's a good wit card to borrow for sprint, frontbros?
>>584442252onsen fuck
>>584442597it will be if he doesnt kick the parasites
>>584442662just use Curren
>>584442696There will be no action unless we are in the danger of falling out of A
>>584442662 curren chan wit
>>584442662
>>584442662curryslut because intimidate is a REALLY funny skill
>>584442747but we are...
>>584442968A as in A and not A+
I want more friend slots
>>584442562This might be sloppa but
>>584443106If you have more than 40 friends you're a whore
>>584443106*Following/FollowersThey're not your friends
Man even with 15 Stam sparks it's really hard to hit 900 stamina on ball seiun
Wonder who she's talking about.
>>584443353Teio wouldn' say this
Nonnies~
>>584442747neth...
>>584443634I've seen doujins with similar setups.Anyway I'd let her in and drain my body and soul
>>584443607that thumbnail looks very dangerous
>>584440790>>584440195>>584440078I just realized, this isn't from mahjong soul, but from a scat gook gacha
>>584443634kowai
>>584443763Yeah its great
>wondering why my auto runs went from SS to A+>"must be unlucky">keep going for a few more tries>realize I have at some point swiped to the wrong deck
>>584442302>Casual wear: Hyper SLUT>Race wear: Comfy easy to run in shoesReally makes you think>>584443685Fine Cute Desu
>>584441071I'm uninitiated anon
>>584441570how do I fap to bakushin then?
>>584438716kek
>
Problem problem problem. EVERYTHING'S A GODDAMN PROBLEM! SHUT THE FUCK UP!>someone is enjoying something I don't likeSHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGERRRR
>Dacchis ranked higher than Uma&covros..?
>>584444215
>>584444215Rice villain would say this
>>584444245uma&co is going for S rank this month
>>584444245Sigh...
>saved enough carats to roll for Blaze Brian, Daitaku Helios, MLB Ramonu Wit and 0LB Progenitors and should be on track to do so>suddenly can't stop thinking about Tarumae's fat assHokkaido snow bunny mind control is going to ruin my wallet
I should probably start looping but I'm sure I'll fuck it up without a step by step guide.Maybe witgod will make something one day.
>>584444391UGH! CUTE WOMAN!
>>584444309s rank soon trust the plan
>>584444391
>>584444391AAAAAAAAAH I LOVE DOBEEEER
>>584444384Thats what the voucher is for
https://x.com/TjonojtT29137/status/21102322614129913911 in a million highroll or cheating, call it
>>584444594DOBER WIFE
>>584444784Multiple private server projects came out this week, so you can create any ingame screenshot you want. This one's evidently not working well yet since there's no title displayed next to the change button. Don't get fooled by shitposters using that.
>>584444616no one says this
>>584444784Who even cares? My ace has worse stats and yet would beat this every time.
Lets see em. Show the hoard
>>584444594>>584444391Cute Dober...!!!
>>584444616i am saying this
>>584444903WIFENATUREDES
>>584444962
>>584445061
I want to have sex with my trainee after we finish URA Finale.
thingken bout men
>>584443893okBasically, all fanworks in Japan are a grey zone due to their copyright laws, which means they only exist because the rights holders don't issue anything against them. This creates a relationship in which fans respect any guidelines that come from right holders so as not to anger them and in turn make them ban all artworks (and japs have a different mindset towards companies/authors than the west). Uma Musume has it in its guidelines to not create works that can be bad for the IRL owner and/or horse's reputation. This includes not making NSFW works (iirc early on they were fine with whatever, but there was an incident with a malicious person actively sending gore of Seiun Sky to Sky's owner (who himself said he doesn't mind NSFW stuff with uma being made)). This rule is obviously to make it easier to build and maintain a relationship with the horse racing industry. The yakuza ban was just a joke that spread around. All this does not mean there are no NSFW uma works, they are just "hidden" - either not being tagged or only shared in places where cygames can't have acces (umanko sharing discord servers run by the artists, various services used as a pay-wall like pixivFANBOX)
>>584444784
>>584444868oh, good catch. now i can ignore it in peace>>584444903/ourgirl/
>>584443607UUUU UMANKO UUUU UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
I'm sapped, haven't used any of my borrows after going all out this CM. Won't even mind losing as I'm used to the nonsense of Finals but I'll take a break from parent grinding early. Gomen...
>>584445163>relationship in which fans respect any guidelines that come from right holdersIMAGINE if the west was this compliant about things, preferring a healthy relationship over "ME ME ME ME ME ME" faggotry 24/7
>>584445336What is she doing....
>>584443607I look like this
sample-chad have mercy im at work
meow
>>584444962both machan and our fuarking hero made me pull to 200... im recovering
>>584445578woof
>>584445380I mean, JP companies are supposedly also actively working to continue that relationship while the western ones well...
>>584445380>MasterCard>Visa
powerpointchud called this card unusable is that true? i was going to borrow it for dirt...
>>584445658RAUYRUAURAURAR WOOFO WOFOWF ARUAUUUR URAUR AU!!!!!
>>584445658cute zoomie>>584445905cute cf
>>584445904its as usable is sweepy is useable for sex
>>584445905CUTIE DOGGY
Would you date a chud?
>>584445380You mad bwo? You mad?
>>584446064
>>584446064>What if a dumb bitch, but SUPER CUTE like her daughter?
>>584446106Sex friends count?
>>584445904I haven't looked at the trainings to see if it's any decent but >oyl for end>but shorter duration >and you can't rush>and you have to stay 5th or worse for the first 2/3rd of the race >when everyone is debuff slopping and ends end up running in 3rd with daring strike i hate it
>>584445904>unusableIt's good for only 2 CMs the sprint and dirt onesAfter that CB+Ramonu is better
>>584446220You run one end with two pacers to avoid this
>>584445904It has shit gains for an SSR, but no one talks about its 75 priority for a fucking wit card
>>584446334Because it don't matter
>>584446334prio doesnt matter if the rainbows suck lmoa
>>584446220>>when everyone is debuff slopping and ends end up running in 3rd with daring strikeThe only time this card is good is for sprint and dirt mile so you won't see many debuffers. It will be full of pace and fronts
>>584444962talk to your umas faggot
Cute mejiro
>>584446334She okay. A borrow at best
>>584446334due to how speciality priority multiplier works from card effects (being 1.2x or 1.4x rather than a flat +20 or +40), that sweep ssr's priority is actually 89 in practiceit still has the 2nd highest priority of any wit card in jp, only behind yanko
>>584446334why do they not make wit cards with priority over 50? i run 2 wit cards and i get maybe 3 days in the entire run when both are on wit.
Which umamusume would accept a guy with a small weenie like mine?
>>584446520shitty animator
>>584446552wit is overpowered
>>584431150I will buy a small amount of paid carats and do daily pulls on her.On Kitasan White I will also do that, but also use up my uma tickets.Nothing more. I won't ruin my future pulls on Ramonu and Bobo Wit, and I don't have the IRL income for 400 pulls with paid carats. I will stick to daily pulls on a select few umas and paid scamchas banners, and hope for the best.
>>584446520try that encode again this look TERRIBLE and not worthy of a mejiro as cute as her
you guys doing your kegels while grinding aces?
has anyone tried just running 5 speed cards and a helper, and whenever there is less than 2 speed cards in the right slot just press stam or wit instead. maybe it would add up to more than just bringing a mixture and pressing whatever has 1 rainbow in it
>>584446439hmm nyo
>>584446721Forgot your oguri pic
>>584446634want your weewee go pee pee so hard nonny?
>>584432259It's balanced out by the emental stress of having to build fronts.
>>584446710Dont be so compressed about it
>>584446438Last dirt cm it was all debuffers, then again that shit was medium, I'm going to run the card anyway
NEW DAY NIGGIES
>>584446721>hits 1600 speed before senior summer and overflows it by a gajillion while wit doesn't even hit 800, and the wit clicks returns far less value due to no increased energy recovery from rainbows
>>584446941no one cares about Furioso
>>584446941
>>584446721anything beats bringing 1 card of stam or power or guts. 2-2-1 is a recipe for making B finalsi will NEVER bring only 1 card of a certain type. its pointless
>>584434381Tamamo high risk pregancy due to carrying a large baby despite her small stature.
>>584432259end isn't even a real style90% of the time you see people running "ends" they're late mains mutating cause lates suck on that track
how we feeling, WP-anon?
>>584446960Because it was an XOguri CM bwoHave you not noticed yet that when XOguri isn't strong debuffers suddenly vanish from the meta?
>>584447147Is this mambo
>>584447289its umatism
>>584447289NOT EVERYTHING IS MAMBO YOU SCHIZO
>>584447257yeah retard gwo, just like there is no one running debuffers right now
How much Speed is 1 velocity skill worth?
My long road to get Inari One starts today...
>>584447354We are all mambo tho
>>584447381The meta is front runners, the only people using debuffers are late/end fags who aren't even that strongThere's a difference between debuffers existing and debuffers being meta
>>584447398Like 120 for 0.15.
Hey can you guys not run stamina debuffers for finals? My uma dies to one murmur so it'd really be cool if you didn't do that.
>>584447354mambwo...
>2* power>2* uma stan>2* leap forwardI have my sprint parent it seemsDont ask for the pink
>>584447539The only reason you dont see frontfags with debuffers is because they need 2 fronts to not fuck over themselves
>>584447646*asks for pink*
>>584447539don't know why you felt the need to defend your stance when I was agreeing with you retard
>>584440410That's my danchou!
>>584447720d-don't laugh....
>>584436601If you don't care about what umas you get then uma gachas are slightly worth it. Only buy the daily plan and accumulate paid carats over 3 months The selectors are the best because they are specific. From the 3rd anniversary they will implement step up banners, where you can select a specific uma/card to be guaranteed, and 9 others you can get randomly. You pull 5 tines with increasing cost, but increased chance of getting 3 stars/ssrs. The last pull is the guaranteed one. That's the second best.
>>584447398
>>584447680>2 frontsYou have one open slot if you use a rabbit for the other front. Rabbit fixes the mid-race problem better than triple front ever will.
>>584447856its always pace chaser
>>584447680Actually because is better to run 1 runaway and 2 fronts.
>>584447680Even when lates will be meta for long the meta won't be Laurel+2 debuffers because if you do that half of the time she won't be able to proc Claw Forward>>584447765Stop taking this sarcastic tone
don't queue at daily reset
my trainee has a dent in her head…
sex seven
>>584446520Dober wouldn't do this.I appreciated the pit flash though
>>584447883>Speed
sex for six hours seven days a week
>>584447978i went against this same team comp in one of my races last nightis your tama UG6 by any chance
>>584448216did you win
>>584448151they all vary anon, in type of speed increase, duration and the amount
>>584448250yeppers, my kitasan took first and the tama was 2ndalso the oguri was late, that's all i remember
Daiwa Scarlet wouldn't fuck her trainer
>>584448387then it must've been someone else
>>584448454She's Vodka's property.
>>584448461nvm then
>>584448551other way around unfortunately(?) for vodka
>>584448598Nakayama Fella
A+ Fortune!
>>584448032>>584448186holy SEX
...
…!
>marked
>failed to get Zenno Well, its over /uma/...
>>584448913you could always use THAT
CAN YOU FEEL IT COMING
>>584448848I love Dia
>>584447398it depends on your running style0.15 velo is like comparable to temporary 200 speed for frontrunner in late-race
>>584449168>>584447578how do i get more skills
>>584448994you mean THIS?
>>584449270Remember when people said Tachyon is a meta card because of her 2sp bonus.
>>584449353wow 2 whole sp
>>584449426retard
>>584449270fast learnerinvesting hint books into your acebuying skill point songs as early as possibleusing parents with many white sparks for relevant skillshaving tachyon in your deck
>>584449426based retard
be nice to babby
>>584449476>using parents with many white sparks for relevant skillsit's over
>>584449426absolute retard
>>584447094just highroll like >>584445164 did, apparently it works on his machineit didn't work on my machine
Who's the blond knight girl with the big tits? I'm jerking off to her today.
>>584449791a dog
>>584449791Durandalyou're welcome
*** with nonny
Who are you ticketing for 2nd anni? For me it's sweet doto
>>584449859A****d... nice spoiler...
>>584449859
>>584448032'Sex' means 'Six' in Latin
>>584449859keb's bf...
>>584449859>[spoilerwell
>>584449921NY Dia if I dont get her from 100 free pulls, otherwise Christmas Daiwa. I'm rolling on both Cb and Kris S though so I'll wait to see what I get spooked by there.
>>584449921Brickey or Fuku in order to bless my account for future luck
>>584449921Sexjiro Ardanwas gonna be our fuarking hero at first but i decided to invest in her banner instead (had to pull to 200 haha...)
>>584450109fuku is getting rerun with cocko next year if you're willing to wait
nothing can stop her! SHE IS BUONO MY OSHI HISHI AKEBONO!this CM has been so fun bwos and i hope you all made it to finals regardless of your group lets give it our best and have lots of funnext CM is a sprint CM so i dont have to worry about gambling with distances so much but im still bringing my second oshi to the sprint CMhttps://files.catbox.moe/oj0w7t.mp4stay buono!
>>584449921Brian and Kita depending if they spook in free pulls or not
>>584449426retarded retard
RELEASE HER
>people talking in club chat >I chime in>the chatting completely stopsUma for this feel?
>>584449921Summer Gold Shit, I'm only deboofing from now on
>>584450409Rice (deserved)
>>584450409mambro...
Arden is kinda ugly, no?
my finals room will have ace oonige in itshutting down my team completely
>>584450341no one likes heruglier than Ryan and Bamboo Memory
>>584450481you're kind of a sodomite, no?
>>584450284I KNEEL EVERY TIMEGANBARE BUONOBWO, HOPE YOU WIN YOUR FINALS
>>584450226Not sure I wanna spend 200 pulls on Brickey, that would fuck me up given my current margins, but selectoring her wouldnt be too bad. Dont really care for Hokko Tarumae either so that is a doublt strike against that banner, even if she had the same jockey as my oshi
Ryan slander needs to stop. She's a haircut away from being the hottest Mejiro.
>>584450481faggot
>>584450692
>>584450423you can run her as an ace too!
>>584450692>mogged by her evil chud son and her cute daughter
Currenposters what's our angle for the upcoming kitasan banner dramaWhich club are we after?
>>584450860holy shiti see the vision now, i apologize ryanbwosif only cygames didn't give her the most "just fuck my shit up" cut possible
>>584450948whatever club UMADash danchou abandoned them for
the stars are pleasing to look at
>>584450692I realized that when I saw that Spe comic where she cut her hair like Ryan'sRyan is criminally hindered by her hairstyle
Dober & Roy : UGH...MEN
>>584451032They are botters so I don't think they care about flatliners.
I'M BREATHING HEAVY AND MY LEGS COULD CRYMY SIGHT IS BLURRING BUT I PASS THEM BYLAST ONE ON THE TRACKAND STILL THE FIRST WHEN IT'S TRAINING TIMEMY GREEN TURF HOMEECLIPSE ALONETHE REST ARE GONEMY GREEN TURF HOMETHE PADDOCK IS CALLINGTHE FANFARE'S BLARINGIF I BURNED LIKE A STAR, WOULD YOU BE MY WITNESS?STARTING GATE, I'VEGOT TO FEEL ALIVESTARTING GATE LIGHTSET ME FREE TO FLYMY GREEN TURF HOMETHE RISING UPHILL CLIMB FILLS UP MY SIGHTAN NEVERENDING RESTLESSNESS THAT BITESI KEEP ON THINKINGI WANNA KEEP RACING TILL I DIETHE CORNER IS ENDINGTHE LAST STRAIGHT'S STARTINGI WON'T EXPLAIN CAUSE WORDS ALL FAIL TO TELL THE FEELINGSTARTING GATE, I'VEGOT TO FEEL ALIVESTARTING GATE LIGHTSET ME FREE TO FLYMY GREEN TURF HOMEMY GREEN TURF HOMEECLIPSE ALONETHE REST ARE GONEOH, MY GREEN TURF HOMESTARTING GATESET ME FREESTARTING GATESET ME FREESTARTING GATESET ME FREESTARTING GATESET ME FREESTARTING GATESET ME FREESTARTING GATESET ME FREE
>>584450948Autis/uma/ and Tamalove
>>584449270You highroll the scenario to the point you can get 5 FB songs in early senior yearThen you get giga trainings in summer and end of scenario year
>>584451260https://youtu.be/gIX2g_NYywA
>>584450409We allowed you into Mambo but we didn't give you the rank of a Mambro.
Caught Dober gooning again
so what did we learn?
>>584451506THAT'S OUTRAGEOUSIT'S UNHEARD OFIT'S NOT FAIR
>>584451032>>584451326You'll both endlessly shitpost about mambo like you always do cut the larp
>>584451521literally nothingbeing in /uma/ is worse than brainrot
>>584451521Mejiro Ryan isn't ugly
>>584451260>uphill>restless(ness)
>>584450948the dancho that will allow his niggas to 5 day flatline without a kick will be awarded with the Exclusive Curren™ Cuck™ Trophy
We got any loopa guides? And is it even worth doing it or will some new feature in the future make it irrelevant somehow?
It's been 10 minutes and 2 borrows have already vanished. What the fuck? First failing a 2% then losing the debut. You know what fuck this I'm playing Terraria.
>>584451950Pls start an auto run first
>>584451902looping only becomes more important as time goes onin jp if you don't loop, you don't even qualify for A finals
finemoaner is a stupid nickname. stop calling her that.
>Turf S>Sprint S>Max Speed>1200+ Power>1100+ Wit>FineMo didn't finish>Kita didn't finish>Tach didn't finish>Festa didn't finish
Defend this
>>584451950maybe you door runs way too easilyi've gotten good ace runs after having those happen early on and letting the run continue
>>584451612well..........maybe
>>584449426this was done in Grand Live, level 5 trainings, no growths and geat mood.since everyone already called you a retard I'll try to show how busted SP bonus is when scaling.>1a training with nothing >2adding two cards with good amount of mood bonus and training effectiveness, the sp doubles.>3just tachyon with sp2 bonus, she almost matches them, and she has no mood bonus and almost no training effectiveness.>4the no sp bonus cards in spd to show the effect with rainbows.>5even adding sweepy alone (sp1) doubles how much you get.>6using tachyon instead of sweepy gives only five more, what gives?>7only sweepy and tachyon (for sp3 total) and they already almost match the three cards with a far weaker training.>8 two of the latest JP speed cards to show how retarded this scales.so, first things first, it's not a +2 flat to sp, and as you can see from the only tachyon and sweepy example, stacking sp bonus scales really fast, in the future you will start to drop cards because they don't have sp bonus, it's just too much sp loss
Is it worth bringing Wit Bourbon for Runaway? Not sure if bricking my Wit is worth the Gold for Runaways.
>>584452195Yanko umanko is good for me
>>584451612I barely post about Mambo, you faggots haven't done anything interesting since Keb left.Can't even talk about your members getting poached since you don't have any high earners
>>584452195I would clip her nails with my teeth if she asked me to
>>584452278use the welfare bobo we got for anni, it's apparently better, bring other wit cards
>>584451902You should join the looping discordhttps://discord.gg/3AP2cvM8fHere’s the intro doc from there:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.ofxked9ndy10
Sniffing my trainee's tail
>>584451902the best time to learn looping was yesterday>guidegrab 4 umas that can at minimum run mile, medium and long (>C aptitude) or otherwise just as many G1s as possible, do as many unique G1s as you can (e.g. running arima kinen in classic year means you dont have to run it in senior and can do tokyo daishoten instead) and then rotate between these umas, buying all the skills you want white sparks for and moving on to the next uma once your current one gets whatever your goal is, such as hitting groundwork and prudent positioning (referred to as 2/2 from hitting 2 skills of the 2 you were aiming for). Once all 4 umas have 2/2 or better, you move to the next loop in which you do the same thing but try to hit 3/3You can find a more indepth guide on youtube by searching "Uma Parenting 101" or just looking it up elsewhere
>>584452265I appreciate the effortpost anon, a shame it's pearls before swine. I liked the thorough explanation.
fucking catbox
>>584452447More respect with the club that held the og currenposter
https://x.com/TINOof8902_3939/status/2110255342852682231wtf
>>584452265ok im not the guy you're calling a retard but this is genuinely helpful. i knew +sp and +stats scaled like crazy but i didnt understand how.
baking...
>>584452265Thanks
>>584452930why is she dressed like Kirito
>>584452181buy more support chain songs gwochacho
Feng Shui is FAKE AND GAY
Are you guys actually trying to get danchous to kick people who sit out for kitasan So what, every single club just drops to 15 members?
>>584452195rest and recovery are a core part of training
>>584453050Of course I am. How else would autisuma and tamalove merge?
>>584452896umas for this feel?
>>584453050I'm not skipping days.
>>584453048true
>>584452265Bonuses receive separate multiplicative scalings from all sources
>>584453050if they care about 50 pulls more than the club, they can be in another club
>>584452265Luckily I figured this out on my own in my very first GL run because I looked at the numbers and it wasn't a flat +2 and it kept changing.
>>584449921Needs an edit
>>584453237Alright cya
Autisuma and Tamalove are NOT going to mergestop asking
>>584452719>>584452930do we get to enable her glasses in jp
>>584453172sweet kiss of death
>>584453050I've beaten my club's quota long ago, I can sit out for Kitablanco
I joined Mambo this month just to flatline for Kita
>>584451902It's always worth it to make better parents, right now it might be okay, but as time goes on and we get more skill points if you don't have shit to spend them on you'll be worse than someone who doesAs for the gist of it, you stack up as many unique G1s as you can, each shared victory will give +3 affinity, this means that grandparents get +3 and parent gets +6 if the whole three has it, that's how you can get things like 80% uma stan from inspiration The most important part, is that while looping, you don't have to give a fuck about the blue and pink sparks, unless you want those to be the parents you send to a cm, you are only caring about the white skills, at the end of the run the game rolls a 20% on every skill to see if you generate a sparkHowever! This chance goes up if your tree also has the spark, up to 35% for all six umas, this why that other anon mentioned 2/2, as you can imagine hitting 3 skills on 20% is way worse than hitting 3 skills on 35% And that's pretty much it, loop, stick new skills, and keep going, it's fast to get two or three going, after that it gets more ass, and balancing the white skill spam with when to stop and actually care for blues and pinks for the current cm is tricky
>>584453237>caring about the club more than your own accountIs this how the European mind works
jong
Good thread
>>584453416mambwo nyo...
it's ok to flatline for 5 days if you put in extra effort during the rest of the month to make up for the fan loss
>>584453481God I wish an obese European woman with a heavy accent would kiss me and give me a titjob
doto shoulve had a dual personality in reference to how much of a demon he was in the trackoff the track shes sweet and goofy and before and after the race shes serious and almost evil
>>584452930My lord, will we pull her?
Imagine skipping 5/10 days of half TP
>>584453756>not double rewardsnah
I'm surprised none of the Currens caught onto the relationship drama previous thread
derby
>>584453756in no world are the rewards from double TP, even if there were double rewards, equal to the gains from 50 extra pulls on the kitasex satono diasex banner
>>584453790Currens know when it's skinwalkers larping
>>584453731it's unfortunate that no uma so far has been given this personality gimmicki think it would've been pui if not for kaneko
>>584453421>>584451902>>584452576Which 2 then 3 skills do I aim for on Pace chasers? And am I only looking for 3* white sparks
>>584453789There's actually triple rewards for 3 days
>>584453048based
>>584453860hope you get jack shit in all 100 rolls
>>584453756Sorry man 7500 carats is no jokeThe fuck is all that energy gonna do, one 2 star power seiun parent?
>>584453672What has my danchou ever done for me? I've woked for all of my carats and fan count. Why should I be his slave? A slave obeys, a man chooses
>>584453927It SHOULD have been still in love (And when her yandere side kicks in she also gets huge tits but the game never says anything)
>>584454204>>584454204>>584454204
>>584454034It's more like 5000-6000 carats when you factor the missing gibs
>>584453963uma stan, groundwork, ignited pwr, racing stam
>>584453756most retards here do a single run a day gwo, they don't care about being a flat linner
>>584453963NoEven 1* whites are enough for looping, since you just want to get increased inheritance oddsFor Paces, you probably want Ig Power (?), Racing Spirit Stam, and Nimble Nav
holy shit gwos, allen was saying some hella transphobic shit and V literally just no-diffed him in front of the whole gc
>>584453991even if I do, it's positive EV and saves me 7500 carats on the spark and even after flatlining I will probably be top 5 in my clubdanchud should thank me for flatlining for kitasex. itll strike fear into the hearts of the leechers as they face imminent deranking
>>584454298bwo you're not supposed to post bait in dead threads...
>>584449921idk uni or kris
>>584454283nimble nav isn't good on paces again until the grandmasters CMs
>>584450481yeah she’s not great
>>584454567both of those release after 2nd anni bwo
>>584453731doto's personality is based on him post-retirement, same with most umas