Previous: >>584454204New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello, BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
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Tachyon LOVE
>B finalsAt least it wasn't C, I guess
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdftJkseVOY
>>584478636the based opgn
This one is better but retards will use the other thread
this
i am convinced they give you better career RNG during CMs
>>584478636SEX BRIANBRIAN SEX
>>584478738
wahey>>584478890schleep well
>>584478917Her massive ass the fence destroyer...
>>584478636
Laurel
A cheeky tenner it is
Mambo status?
This one globalbabs
mambros... pwease.... just one little fanrun....
>>584479092
>>584479086Daike
>>584479132I did a million mambo just now and started another for bed time
>>584479086ugly, soulless and a dyke
>>584479213>497Girigiri seifu
>People went for the BLAAAAAAAZE thread over the goon pedo thread
DO NOT SNACK
guts clanker run update? -10 carats or +490 carats?
>>584479346what does sheebee have to do with this
>>584479350https://youtu.be/LffCpYKtBTM
>>584479346Making a thread with a relevant Uma who has a banner releasing today is only naturalI'm proud of /uma/ for doing the right thing
>>584479346Using the right thread over gooning, it's a christmas miracle.
>>584479397i'm guessing it will take anon 10 more minutes
Game doesn't even notify you when your club application has been approved? I didn't even realize I got inAnyways, you all were saying how I had to join one before end of today, how do I earn those rewards? I don't get what I have to do, or it's not club specific?Also, as a side note, what's this 'second round' I've been reading about? Is there some multiplayer event going on?
I will forgive whatever frontshitter faggotry denies me platinum because this comic softened my heart. I could never hate you bourbon…
>>584479350https://youtu.be/lHF-uTS9rtk
>>584479346Heliosfag bake > V bake
>>584479346I don't care for the hag and shotafags deserve the ropeI'm BLAZING it 420 boom HEADSHOT
>>584479132just because u asked nicely mamgwothe bottom niggas better be GONE next month
>>584479567That's VERY cute
>>584479554>how to get club rewardsrequest and donate shoes in the club chat for daily drip feed. Otherwise just wait until the end of the month and you'll get your free shit.>Is there some multiplayer event going onYeah our monthly pvp event. Today is the final day of round 2 so in like 24h the thread will start doomposting about our finals results.
>>584479554rewards are at the start of next monthsecound round of the Champions Meeting simulated pvp event, which is about to end in the next hour actually before the matchmaking for finals, and a day of waiting for finals itself
>>584479346Don't lump shotafaggots with normal pedos that like little girls
comfy hours start now btw, the shadow government voted to allow it for a bit
>>584479554You will get club rewards at the start of the month, so on November the 1st.You only need to not get yourself kicked, which should be easy if you follow whatever rules your club has.The "Round 2" stuff is related to the current PVP event, you should have sprint umas so you may be able to participate in the newbie league (open league) by the end of the month, check the schedule in the OP for details on the date.
>>584479346>>584479504I can't self insert in shotas, nor do I particularly like cow umas
why does /uma/ not like shotacon op?
>>584479940I insert myself into shotas alright
>>584479861comfy hours at V hours are impossible
>>584480023it's slop for startersand has outdated info too
>>584480023Get better taste
>>584480023I'm an adult man who wants to have sex with Air Groove, the kid being there is just kinda weird.
>>584480054Must be unemployed again
>>584480023Only Rickey is approved for shotacon
>>584479079Who makes these?
>>584479757>>584479828>>584479871souka, so I can benefit from the club by begging to my mates and get a monthly stipendguess the pvp monthly tournament will be stuff for 2-3 months later for mealso, why is someone bawling about a "fanrun"? >>584479132What does it refer to?
jiggei is down
>>584480307chibislop anon
>>584479346The moment I saw this post this song started
>>584478937Someone as smart, talented, and beloved as Mayano Top Gun could never be considered a rival to the lowly Brian, after all!
>>584480412Good
>>584480164>UHHHH THIS IS WEIRD!!>UUUH WEIIRDFucking retard you're jacking off to horse girls
>>584480023I only like furry lolis
>>584480563I want to my haku Faputa
>>584480332>I can benefit from begging and get a monthly handoutyeppers>guess the pvp event will be a future thingYou can already participate in the next one in a few weeks if you want to. There's a new player/casual mode that only allows A+ umas to participate.>whats a fan runA career where you equip 6 20% increased fan gain cards and spam races to gain a bunch of fans. Since fans are what determine club rank (and you can farm some carats that way), a lot of people will do a fan run or two a day.
shut the FUCK up.
>>584480709make me
>>584480709make me.
>>584480307chibiposter! he is a mysterious figure whose appearance is heralded by the smug oguri face
>>584480332>2-3 monthsyou don't need to wait that much, make 3 umas by the end of the month, shouldn't be that hard for a newbiebut you don't have to, it's just more rewardswhen you run a career, you get fans for your club, some clubs require fans to survive so that's why he's crying, his club has no fans and IS LITERALLY DYING IT'S OVER FOR MAMBROS MAMBOGGEDDON EVEN but don't worry about it, if your club doesn't have anything written regarding fan just play the game at your own pace
>>584480709make me PLEASE
What should I do tonight
I've been spending carats to reroll sparks and I haven't gotten a single good one. Already did my 5 borrow runs today.
>>584480507The horse girls are sexy, children (and stylized depictions thereof) are not. Dont really know what point you're trying to make here.
>>584480862bounce on this ugly bastard's dick
I'VE BECOME SO NUMBI CAN'T FEEL YOU THEREI'VE BECOME SO TIRED SO MUCH MORE AWAREI'M BECOMING THIS ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE YOU
>>584479514you lied to me...
>>584480862carbonara
>>584480995m-maybe he fell asleep??
>>584479849>don't lump pedos in the same boat as pedosokay tranny
I've grown doubtful of Tazuna, is this a reasonable suggestion?
>>584481404Tazuna is a meme
>>584481404noit just means you were blocked
>>584481404Never listen to Tazuna's lies.That said your power is a bit low
>>584481550that can happen? I mean, she mogged everyone else, so I just couldn't understandI wonder if I should just have her at pace chaser instead of later surger, I seem to have issues the more in the back the position is and the longer the races are
>>584481404never trust green woman
>>584481754you can do that, yeahpace chaser is the best style in the game you won't lose if you make your vodka go pace
>>584481754this is where you learn the backliners are gambling playstyles
>>584480023I am literally rickey and im telling u to not use sloppa it looks so bad, yo
>>584481754it's a lot easier to get blocked in career as a backliner because you can just get stuck behind a crowd of shitty front/pace NPCs>I wonder if I should just have her at pace chaser instead of later surger, I seem to have issues the more in the back the position is and the longer the races arethis often helps in the early career, yeah
do lates get something like dodging danger like fronts do that lets them go to the outer side even? idk if late savvy does that, I don't play lates
>>584481858Gaslighting ‘em young are we?
>>584482032what is outer swell?
if someone brings a poor sacrificial suzie to my finals i'm gonna cry
>>584482095a skill that does something entirely different
>>584482095that doesn't make you get into the outer side, it gives you velocity if you pass from the outer side
>>584481858>>584481885>>584481992umu, no wonder my best run was with beloved Bakushin, to the point of earning the title undefeatedI'll try to stick to the middle and if I'm in the back, I'll have to work on navigation or power for the mindless npc blockade I suppose
Rice shower never comes
>>584482201Someone brought a suicide Suzuka yesterday in my lobby, and mine a) beat her so badly she didn't even Spot Struggle and b) won the race by 7 length
>>584482295Backliners just do randomly get blocked and lose, yeah. Be happy you arent training Vodka in Trackblazer, a scenario where you have to do 35+ races and can get randomly fucked over in any one of them. You can mitigate this somewhat with skills but there's always a chance it'll happen.
>>584482065nani?! am I getting deceived?
>>584482032nimble nav is the only good lane movement skill for backliners
>>584482503pace chaser is not the best style simply because there is no singular best style
now you remember that, as a MANT joke, cygames gave the Vodka NPC NSM on junior year
>>584482474trackblazer was a lot worse too because you were punished for using the "wrong" running style with rival races
>>584482660Pretty sure anon was talking about styles for career, pace chaser is definitely the easiest one to win races with.
>>584482858Idk, slap angling on a front and they shouldnt ever lose a race either
I want her now...
>>584482804>ywn go to karaoke with gyarusaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>584482923You clearly don't remember junior year sprint/mile races during MANT.
do you guys ever buy skills during the career or just wait until the post-game screen to buy everything?
>>584482503yes and noright now pace is generally the worst style for competitive play since it lacks good acceleration skills outside of a few niches like the upcoming blaze brian for longshowever setting your vodka to pace temporarily during her career is a good idea to avoid being blockedas you get better at training, you tend to not buy skills during the career anyway, so it doesn't matter if you use the "wrong" style
never said my formal helloso hi
Pros to pulling Brian>cool as fuck, super metal>strong in Long CMs>excellent growth rates>very strong base skillsCons to pulling Brian>Long CMs are extremely rare>next Long CM she's competing with stronger Long umas>only gets weaker when stronger fronts like Cat Mayano dropsHmmm...what to do...?
>>584483070henlo
>>584482923angling didn't stop pearl from raping your clocks
>>584482858Yeah, I'm only doing careers, I mean, I joined as a tangent while searching for princess maker, so career is my main reason for playing, or at least, starting
>>584483059At the end, and Ramonu will be the most annoying card in the game for me because her unique effect requires you to pay attention to cheap velocity skills becoming available
>>584483070Hello
>>584483016that's just niggata being weird
>>584483070Hello.
>>584483127you won't use her before 2nd annijust ticket her
mambo
>>584483016it was so bad I would change my front runners to pace just for THAT race. fuck you Pearl
>>584483070hey
>>584483059>>584483060>you tend to not buy skills during the career anywayThis seems so unreal, are they perhaps actually not that significant then?
>>584483059i generally start pruning at level 3, or if the cost is around ~100 to ~120>>584483291skills are extremely important, however you can just brute force 99% of career races with good stats
>>584482923Fronts will get raped by SS + Rushed and also bad starts. Pace is the most consistent now
>>584482981what songs would they sing
>>584483247I AM STRICTLY F2P I REFUSE TO USE *THAT*
>>584483291Trainee career goals also affect this, some have long races, so you need to get recoveries early
>>584483291historically buying midrace speed skills would brick your career because it could make you too good and end up pacing down like a retard
I want to suck Bakushin O's tits.I want to lick Bakushin O's armpits.I want to kiss Bakushin O's lips.I want to grab Bakushin O's thighs.
>>584483438https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mm8k2OWqw
>>584483291skills are very important for your rating + PVPyou can outstat career umas very easily to the point you don't really need skills, maybe besides blue ones for recovery
>>584483127She's already bad for the current CM
>>584483291Once your parents and cards are strong enough, you skip buying skills until the end. I played the game for about 3 months before my cards were strong enough for that. Generally playing with a full set of MLB SR's is enough.
>>584483467cute
>>584483438the music you're into, that would be the ideal worldbut gyarus singing pop songs you don't know about because you're too old also works
>>584483291>>584483371the reason you want to buy skills at the end of the career is that skills get cheaper as you accumulate random hints and potentially fast learner, plus you can make more optimal choices when you know exactly how many points you have to spendthe exception is pruning skills that are already cheap from the hint pool
>>584483127also con: she's super cringe and lame
>>584483467why did nobody tell me about sweepys pit game
30 minutes...until the 24hr timer starts
>>584483676I want helios to sing anisongs
>>584483127I only want her because she's super cool and will live forever in my TT teamfor any long I'll be playing fronts anyway
>>584483772>gyarus>knowing anime songstheyd just call you a lame otaku and tell you to get them a drink
>>584483371>pruning at level 3>>584483686>pruning skills that are already cheap from the hint poolif you buy a skill, do you no longer get hints for it? i didnt know this but glad to learn it if that is true
Couldn't climb out of Group B finals bros, I'm cooked. No Buraian to save me.Not even gonna attend the final round.
>>584483462Anon, didn’t you hear? Selector tickets don’t count because they’re not gamba..! It’s an honest and fair transaction of only $20 to your personal friend John Cygames! You’ll still be a clean-as-a-whistle f2p account!
>>584483462Selectors aren't spending, they're just intelligent decisions
>>584483572my penis wrote that by the way
Stream your pulls
>>584483909you can get random hints for the skills still even if you buy them, they just do nothing which is why usually people buy skills at the end but as a newbie it might be harder
>>584483957Stream my 1 daily pull?
record your pulls and post them as webms
>>584483957same place as always
>>584483502what? I don't understand>>584483592I somehow got that skills are important, but usually for the later content, career won't require them with time and more account development (legacies and cards)
>>584483874helios would be the kind of gyaru that is kind to otaku don't say that>>584483772same
>>584484039I'm not in the Brickedcord
>>584483957https://www.watchparty.me/watch/damp-battle-prescribe
>>584483572Stop lusting after the class rep.
>>584484037this is the way
>>584484075skills are just basically needed for PVP and endgame content, that's about itif you play long enough and finally stock up on MLB cards you can just cruise through the career without a single skill to buy
>>584484037i wish more people did this its comedy gold
>>584483127it is really funny that brian gets cucked by mayano specifically
>>584483920no.......
this uma makes my hand and feet curl each time, she's too powerful
Sorry danchou I will not start another fan run hahahahahahaahahahahahahhhahhahahaha I'm pulling for BLAZE and starting a career right away hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah I'm sure it will be fine hahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha
gay chiyonoare you in group A?you better be here
>>584483909yes, it makes it more likely you get hints for another skill from (!) trainingsthe spark for a purchased skill can still activate during inspiration, but it does nothingif you buy only the single circle version of a skill, you can still get further discounts for the double circle version from events and random greens, but not from (!) or sparks
>>584484336Nobody asked V
>>584483127if i didnt have her base unit id be snacking
>>584484356he's the best player in this thread you silly finemoaner poster
who should i run for finals?I prefer Kitasan, not really because of muh meta, i like the horse more than spechud.But this spechud may be stronger.I cannot properly count Win-rates because Spechud faced shittiers of the first round and some shittiers in the Round 2 (i can't believe people got into Group A with SS)
>Biwa had 35% WR going into Round 2>Ended Day 1 with 35% WR>Ended Day 2 with 35% WRWell she's consistent at least, though I definitely slacked way too hard on the rest of my team. GL just isn't made for building medium/long umas. Doesn't help that most of my favorites don't have a speed growth and the ones that do have about 10% at most.>>584483127I'm pulling her because her sister is my oshi and I like the costume, that's all I need. It's fun to have the sisters running together on the same team. I might end up trying to build her for finals since the rest of my team is underperforming hard, depends on how GL treats me on my borrows
>>584484203No, I got that, I didn't get the part about midrace skills and needing to down pace?
>>584484360good shout, thats great tech
Gomenasai Danchou.My favorite but my favorite Doom mapmaker made another map pack so I won't fan farm for a few days.
>>584484481that's just some terms you don't need to worry about because you're new, midrace skills are skills that as the name suggests fire off mid race and make you get into a far position faster, and if you're a pace chaser you'd slow down later and lose your staming
>>584484628mambwo...
>>584484309might be the first person who actually got swayed by gimlet's chuuni charm.
>>584484492skills will also be pruned at max (level 5) discount
>>584484440Proof?
>>584484481if your uma goes too far ahead of where they "should" be in the pack (based on running end/late/pace) they can decide to run slower to conserve energy. it also ends up putting them behind where they should be normally. in career it's way too easy to end up ahead just by stats so taking skill would put you waaay out of position and thus likely to want to fall back again, leaving you behind a bunch of slower umas.but it's also advanced mechanics and a bit better these days.
>>584484721I meant to say I feel so much cringe my body involuntarily try to curl inwards defying biology
>>584484440nyo?danchou is not the gayono
Discussing the future.
>>584484860He sure is gay when... nevermind if you don't know then you don't know
*droop*
I WANNA SE MY FINALS NYOW
>>584484946 dotos boobs what are you doing posting on 4chan
REMINDER TO NOT SNACK ON BLAZE BRIANYOUR KITASAN FUNDSYOUR WIT RAMONU FUNDSYOU MUST RESIST!!!!
Sorry, Danchode, but it's movie night, so I can't do any fan runs today.
>>584484869I love Bakushin so much
>end closer needs 3 specialist cards for the next CMthe real buhi style...
>>584485047can't watch with you but maybe afterward you can give us an ogre recap
>>584484628>My favorite but my favoriteESL hours
>>584485040Sorry but I can't control myself anymore
>>584485070i said this.
i cant imagine something more soulless than not throwing a cheeky tenner on every uma banner
>>584485040Fuck you Mack, lose to Rice and break your leg again.
>>584485047I played this
was it really necessary to give umas like meisho doto and daiwa scarlet such an obscene chest? i feel like they stand in opposition to their status as athletes. i cant take them seriously as runners
cheeky tickets will save me
>>584485223Will do bro!>>584485240chubby brian CUTE>>584485268hag brian CUTE
>>584485260thisI just gamble instead, don't wanna waste my uma funds!
>>584485305there was a tennis player who had boober of that size but got a reduction to further her career. big tits just slows you down
>>584485305it's cause the real horses had big tits
>>584485040This is no snack. It's a feast.
>>584485429t-then how powerful is charming double circle!?
>>584478636Innate skills:- Hot Fursuit- Beast Modeda heck! she's not beating the furry allegations!
>>584485305I enjoy them at least
>>584485040I don't want Kitasan and I have more than enough saved up
>>584485653thisbut i want diamond
>>584485040We get 50 whole pulls on Kitasan. Who the fuck is actually spending carats?
Why are people talking about free pulls? I'm rather lost.
Some lispy faggot just popped up in my youtube feed saying not to pull Brian, she's just an oshi pick and will only be top tier for like one race.But I like her, she's cool. Already used a selector on her OG form. I think I'm gonna pull her and use next month's selector on Kita.I wish you luck, Brianbros
>>584485603
>>584485752DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU INVITE THIS GUY AND KICK THE FAGGOT WHO SKIPS 5 DAYSDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>584485595
I got 76 extra pulls... so a cheeky tenner on Brian is justified, I think...
>>584483070fuck you
whats the last uma in the schedule the next ticket can be used for?
>>584485909Kita and Dia
>>584485909NY Kita
50 rolls will give you the wrong umaand then you will rageroll and get the same uma again
>nobody answered my questiionit's ok... i know no one ever loved me here
>>584485909hokko I think?
>i am the only european in /uma/its over
why 1* umastan and gw ;-;
>>584485894
>>584480412I wanna jiggie aaaaaaaaahhh
>>584485970What was your question anon?
>>584485997isnt it like midnight over there right now
>>584485997/uma/ is a seaGOD general
>>584485970Sorry, I must have missed it. Could you ask it again?
>>584485997>no jong room in daysthey all got drafted... no...
>>584485997I'm literally here
rate day 4 of cm20
>>584486154albanians dont count
>>584485997i'm still trying to build the last aceand it's going badly
>>584486197Exact same shit as day 3 really
I seriously fucking hate vbobo oh my GOD
>>584486197Frauded my way into A finals/10
>>584486229EW NO
are you really rolling for uma named "brian"?
>>584486197this game is dumb (A finals) / 10
>>584486061>>584486101This one: >>584484464
>>584486235>>584486154why do we euros love gyarus so much
>>58448619710/10, literal easiest round 2 ever. 32 wins in round 1 and 28 in round 2
>>584486197incredibly boring, everyone is doing whatever they went from making fronts to making lates/ends, and now it'll be full of pacesgive me a fun lobby for finals please cygays
https://www.watchparty.me/watch/damp-battle-prescribeGET IN HERE AND WATCH MY BRIAN PULLS IM GOING TO GET HER IN 180TH PULL>>584486360i rolled for a dog named brian in family guy pretty derby so why not
>>584486197many shittiers in the lobbies, i don't know if i can do it in the finals or whatbut for sure i wasted something like 4 TPs because the game decided multiple time to fuck me hard with no rainbows runs
>>584484464no spurt? bricked
>>584486406Winning finals with the uma you like more will feel better. That being said if you are running solo ace and 2 debuffers then obv dont run solo front Kita.
>>584486406I don’t think you asked that question in good faith, which is why you didn’t get a good faith answer.
>>584486541
reminderno one made good a smaru for finalsno one made a good vbobo for finalsno one made a good xoguri for finalsno one made a good unity uma for finalsno one made a good tama for finalsand now one will make a good brian for finals
>>584477138>>584477145>>584477151>>584477161>>584477212>>584477519>>584477580>>584477915I THINK NARITA BRIAN IS PRETTY COOL AND IM 32 SO I GREW UP WITH LINKIN PARK PLUS SHE HAS BIG TIDDYIDC ABOUT META SINCE I WANT TO PULL ON TARUMAE OVER THE NY SLUT AND NY KITASANWHAT TO DO ANONS
this game SUCKS
holy dogshit
>>584486416Euros love girly girls, not dykes like the burgers trying to shove those bullshit ugly propaganda in their games and movies.
I already won
>>584486676that "one"? not me ofc
>>584486197Pretty average, but I expected worse
>>584486480There's a lot of different Currens but I think I'm starting to recognise the individual Currens now
>>584481350how'd it go?
>>584486705Put your infor and make sure that you can afford 600 pulls for Ramonu here https://umacaratcalculator.com/appAny remaining pulls, let your dick do the thinking.
>>584486740NEIGHGER
AWOOOOOOOOOAlso 3 dupes on the way
I am considering making a major mistake
>do single pullOh COME ON, why couldn't you have done that for the Brian banner
I love Rice
>single ten didn't give me the featured umaREEEEEEEE SHIT GAAAAAAAME
https://www.watchparty.me/watch/damp-battle-prescribeStarting in 30s
>>584486817
creek if she real
>>584486197I'm a fraud and I got into Group A finals
>>584486790you shouldn't do that!!
did a cheeky one-puller and BOOM finally I can play as reddit tachyon
well okay, something for the tenner I guess
>>584486732I'm yuropean and personally, Helios could have a graphic drawn-out death scene in-game and I'd feel nothing.
Who's that Pokémon?
>>584486960I better not see a dick
>>584486565>>584486584Allright i think i'll go with Kita, thank you>>584486595Why shouldn't i ask it in good faith?
>>584486984That ningen has a penis I'm sure
POST THEM...or notready tho
>>584486740>Autumn Gold City, Blaze Brian, and Camping Taiki in 21 pullsHOT PERIOD GO GO GO
What parent should i borrow for pace for arima? Any good inherits?
>>584487048For some reason this makes me want to pull her that's cool7 and I do
>>584487175Beast Mode was not unleashedTime for villainy
>>584487042
>>584487191kitaracist spechudnyopera
>>584487175Here we go. Time for winrar!
>>584487191victory cheer and hope you don't get any fronts
>>584487175forgot my pic nvm idc anymore FUCK FUCK FUCK>>584487263wtf you understood it anywaygood luck
I'm the only non-Euro who loves Helios...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>584487236>>584487425SEXY TIIIIME
>>584487393kek
took all my tickets (40) but I got her
>>584487338Cafe is holding a giant invisible cookie.
>>584487175If my opponents werent greedy with their stam I'm getting 3rd.
left won 9/30 in round 2, right won 5/10 in round 2. Can't tell which one is better, is the extra wit REALLY carrying the right one that much?
>>584487175can't wait for the plat
>>584486851>failed CharmA mistake it was
samplechad... i kneel..
>>584487175Behold the makes my pp hard team
wtf jannies are working fast now
>>584487491goodluck anon
>>584487489Right has Uma Stan, you can't not have Uma Stan on your end closer
>>584487426Enjoy your chud
>>584487596if only they worked fast on someone else
STUPID
>>584487596the sampler is like 0-50 vs the jannies but he still comes back for more. got to respect the love of the game
>>584487682I can see it
>>584487175see >>584482201
>>584487596I clicked
>>584487426>He snacked
>>584487682
Rolled Brian but I'll still run oguri because I am an oshi gamer at heart
>>584487175if I see a Brian I'll just accept my loss, can't be bothered to make a Suzuka
>>584487682I can't see it
>>584487175I believe
>>584487682kek why did they bother blurring her minge and then showing her arsehole
>>584487713Cute Crybaby
:D
>>584487263>>584487485>>584487491>>584487835You're supposed to bring velo debuffers not murmurs in the Finals bwos...
>>584487987The face I make when I see Dober
>>584488026but gassing someone out is funnier
>>584488026Not in this caseYou don’t need to gas people out completely
>>584488026it's B finals I bet there's gonna be understammed umas in my finals
I don't have enough for 5* :( I'll slowly grind it out with transfers till next long
>>584487485So you're the guy I lost my race to because of double mm
>>5844880262 doms arent going to make the difference with my dogshit ace bro. I either completely kill an uma by stamming her out or I lose.
>>584480709does alt condor ever become meta
>>584484037thanks for the good luck bwohttps://files.catbox.moe/gq2a6o.mp4
>>584488176just spend statues on it, its what theyre for
>>584487175>>584487578very nice, wish I had dia...very likely getting the ny one at least
>>584488143I have a gold recovery, double circle stamina green, 1000 stamina, and I'm an end closer and I've been gassed more than once
I FUCKING SPARKED FOR YOU TAISHIN WHAT ARE YOU DOINGWHY ARE YOU SHOWING UP NOW, ON ANOTHER BANNER, ON THE 20TH PULLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
alrightthis should unlock her lobby conversations if anon was right
>>584488180Lets rematch in finals and have it happen again please, I need a win
>>584488202yeah, C4 tracks like CM31 and CM32 and CM35
>>584488026I barely won with stam debuffers
>>584488265I CANT PULL
wouldn't Opera rape as a SSR stamina card?
>>584488265bwo wtf I got bright too stop mimicking me........>>584487041
>>584488275I used my statues to 5* Festa
>>584488026gotta keep the fronts/lates honest, it's more annoying to lose to an 800 stam +1 white uma with 1200 power + billions of midrace
Nattie is not cuteHelios is not cuteBrian is not cute
OKAY PULLING FOR BRIAN NOW LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>584488032
>>584488265Whats she like? >>584488516heh... dont make me mad, kid.
Am I ready bwos?
>>584486850>better Brian's Time spawn
>>584488541Wish I had her summer alt for this cm, it'd make for a better ace. I do prefer her OG outfit though....
>>584488516then who is cute?
i got fucked by front runners on round 2 so B finals here i come
Did we all have fun this CM?
If 7 this happens to someone in this thread
post vids of your pulls>>584488265kino
Say something nice about my tokens
>>58448565360 pulls, not bad. Got a free regular Rice along the way too.
i am from the future.the first person to reply to this post then do a single 10 pull will get brian. youre welcome
>>584488724>4It's going to happen to YOU
>>584488728It was alright
>>584488448dumb mejiro coded banner I wanted my wolf girl...>>584488573no idea, I sometimes forget bright even exists
>>584488950i'm not going to pull even with this boon
>>584488724Oh hey, every pull i’ve ever done, fancy seeing you here
>>584488673I only recently got her and it's my first time reading her story
>>584487175ready to gamba
AAAAAHHHHHH SO MANY BRICKED SNACKERS
Cygames is being competent?
i did 20 cheeky tenners...
All you people that threw a tenner and didn't get her should post your pull too.
>>584487887in japan the vagina and penis are considered genitals and thusly must be censored in media, whereas the anus is not considered genitalia, and can be shown freely
>>584487175they won me 60/80, feeling goodmost obvious 3rd incoming
>>584489270literally only fixed it after western people pointed it out
>>584489285Nyo
>>584488523YES YES YES YES30 TICKETS Wolf and Paizuri Wife!
>>584489348>they won me 60/80, feeling goodwtf my exact winrate too
Damage Report /uma/?
Brian does not snack, she only devours
>110 pulls>nothing>not even another dupe or whateverThis game really wants me to stop playing. I'll go till pity but I can tell I won't be around for long
>>5844871757 and it's an ez platany other number and it's a duel between Ogurin and a random Brian
don't snack
>>584489416
>>584489464snacked so hard i have the beetus now, thanks cygays
>>584489517Fatco would say snacking is good for me so I will
so uhh i pulled for the linken park wolfis she good for the arima kinen CM
>>584489504youll get way more gems in future with LOH
>>584489564>AI tit circles
>>584489564Why is Eishin homeless
>>584489517My impulse control is poorBut my judgement is not
DO NOT
Is she any good? My dick demanded I spend a tenner and was rewarded
>>584489663I thought those were whorelights>>584489670She has one in Düsseldorf, you should check it out!
>>584488724I didn't pull the 200 butTHAT LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED TO MEWHAT THE FUCK THE EXACT GOLSHI + AIR GROOVE PULL THE HELL
I can’t imagine forfeiting a copy of ramonu for nigeta brian griffin
>>584488326wrong narita
>>584488070yup>>584426248
>>584489073Hope you're enjoying it! I think it's pretty good, though perhaps not the most creative premise. Funniest part about Dober is really just /uma/ shitposting about her being a raging misandrist for half a year until enough people actually got her hands on her and read her story themselves.
>>584489631you need to get her to potential lv5 and buy beast modewith that she's godlike
>>584489764shes good if you like armpits
>>584489670A better question is, why are Eishin's tits shining like there's a ringlight in the sewers
need this image with ramonu saying something like>trainer save carats how>trainer carat budget plan how make>trainer make save for my banner >hair dye salon near tracen
>>584489916Man I hate seeing that shit when girl sucks cock
>>584489764It's a guts card pre Orfe guts, what do you think anon
>>584489794>>584426248she really did just paul blart it at the end
I regret not getting a second deskmat. I should've, even if it meant another extra $100 shipping because of the energy drinks. I'm still going to use this one anyway. Also not shown is 20 more energy drinks that I'm not sure if I'll use! All that said I'm glad I did end up finding a 6th Live bundle for like $40, I got everything including the bobble heads and the t-shirts a lot cheaper than I thought I would.
>>584489764>he dickpulls support cards
>>584490019that art on the mat looks cool
>>584490019what did the energy drink taste like? poor mans white monster?
>>584489878Those tits just about made my jaw drop
>>584490019whats a deskmat? like a mousepad for zoomers?
>>584489776if taishin is potential man, shouldnt she be gohan
>>584490257big wide mousepad
>>584490019>that eyedidnt know stay gold was a chuuni
>>584490140I genuinely don't drink energy drinks (I had an arizona energy drink one once by accident and ended up crashing because I'm not used to it) so I wouldn't really know. That said I haven't even tried it yet because it's 6pm and I don't know how my body will react to the caffeine. I don't generally drink coffee either...>>584490072It is!
How does one end up as a stay gold fag?
>>584490434DRINK ONE THEN DO A 10 PULL FGT
>>584490519Dunno. Self-reflect and find out.
>>584490426It's a ZONE thing in general.
>>584490519shes got one of the 5 best personalities in the game
>>584489946Who cares about wit cards, were getting specialized cards soon and a big chunk of /uma/ are fronts that will go for Bourbon
>>584490721Who are the other 4
Any brians ready for roomies?
>>5844894640 carats spent0 pain2 fast learner umas with my meme deckI'm probably not beating any meta sloppers but I am definitely going to be having fun, especially when I start making my cheer halo after sweepy comes out
>>584490819Not with you V
oh boy
>>584489464Had to pity but in the process I got>cheerleader neicha x2>tama (dupe)>festival tama>summer golshi
who'll produce the best brian in 11 hours timespan
fuck i pulled 50 times and got a smart falcon dupe...
>>584489835Thankfully I love tsunderes so she's right up my alley
>>584490891LET'S GOOOOO
I also got 5 of these little suckers and need to just get a Journey for my sister. I'm content, though I'm still tempted to get like 5 more and just have them in random spots in my apartment.
>3 best spd cards in the game>10% spd growth>1300 spdHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAH
>>584490685I'm about to spew a lot more tonight
>>584490970Makise Kurisu the horse girl
reminder that if you miss your miss victoria you can still get a concert tomorrow
>>584490949
>>584491038Thats a good thing
>>584490949do south americans really eat this?
>>584490801I'm not telling bandwagoner
>>584491151We eat sopa de macaco down here
>still have 90 tickets leftwhom should I use them on? Should I discount already-planned pulls or get greedy and go for someone else? I kind of want to pull the gyaru banner for Helios and Jordan and Palmer (have Shichi already), maybe I should save for that.
>>584491236I ain't eating no soapy macaws
>>584488573>>584488678>don't make me mad kid>then who is cutethe ones I post, not the ones YOU post
>>584491151>says texas>wants to blame spicsPathetic>>584491236That's only brazilians who are just western india
>>584490949I hate that I can recognise actual horse vagina confidently enough to rest assured it’s fake
Snackbros... I think this is within our diet
>>584491334>double negative
>>584491406south americans aka americans from the souththough i heard texas is like 30 percent mexicans
>>584491332Thats a shit ton of uma pulls. Anyway you shouldnt use tickets to snack either. Discount umas you're already going for.
>>584491236How nice of her, to caress the kids I just splooshed in her tummy
>>584487175at least each of them has good chances so I'm satisfied with it
>>584490949Keep snacking and you will hit!
>>584491550nice try retard she cast a magic spell on her womb blocking pregnancy
>>584490990Are you a woman Why the fuck do you need more than 2
>>584487175I will shit piss and cum if I get to hear any of these three sing tomorrow.
>>584491406https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicles_as_food>In some Spanish-speaking countries in Latin America, they are known as criadillas, huevos de toro 'bull eggs'
>>584490990is your sister single?
>>584491687Thanks for the info, now she has no excuse, free rawdogs forever
>>584491802i mean japans favorite food is miltdont google it
>>584491639me on the rightfuck this game
I am so tempted to roll a another tenner just to establish dominance ITT
>>584491938i never had the makings of a group A finalist
>>584491971>Milt in Japanese cuisine is known as shirako (白子, literally "white children"). It refers to the fluid-filled sperm sacs of male fish and is considered a seasonal delicacy.what the fuck
>>584491938silence suzuka, what happened there?>>584492074i promise youll get a 3* if you do>>584492124>hes never ate fish cum with the lads
Millet…
>>584491938Silvio would approve your gambling as long as it's not in one of them indian casinos
What's the current highest score on global? Is it the UE7 Chiyo?
>>584492371Wasn't there a UD uma already?
>>584492472presumed cheated
>>584492472that was probably fake
>>584492472There was a UD1 Palmer made in a modified version of the game to get the theoretical maximum
>>584492496>>584492510cope
>>584492570That makes sense
>>584492593the retard refuses to show it off on a borrow and any post on twitter asking for proof is ignored
>>584492636Were the main Parents not both US Umas or am I thinking of another image
>>584492593>>584492636it has no epithet, it was an edited run
>>584492636>>584492881cope
>>584492636The lion doesn't concern himself with the little dogs' requests
>>584491332seems you're investing pretty heavily in fronts, 200 for bourbon is ok as long as you can finish her with crystals and 2.5 selectors, but you should plan for 600 for shakur/scarlet since that's the premier front wit card until ebayan takes over for every style
its so over for brian stocks
>>584490685
>>584492973curren is so unbelievable cute holy shit
>>584492946If I luckshit into MLB Ramonu in 400, I'm guaranteed MLB Bourbon in 200, because I'll have 4 crystals at that point. >Shakur/Daiwa Witthat one's going to be tough. I need both at MLB, but I have to cancel umapulls to reach 600 and still be strictly f2p. Thankfully I've got some time.
>>584493109nobody says this
>>584487175Fronts are very coinflip-y, sometimes Palma blasts off to never get caught then sometimes loses position to another Kitasan with 200 less power and less abilities on the corner where Maestro procs. I worry more about end closers who hit everything than Blaze Brian or really good lates lot of racist chuds but one kino loss against an actual Eishin Flash ace, I'm just glad I even got in on two tickets lmao.
>>584493080Best sister won
>>584490019i cannot fathom spending money on an ugly character for attention
>>584489504 (me)Finished the rolls. Obviously, I had to pity.Only one SSR, Nishino Flower, the only banner uma I already had at 6 stars.I also had to pity for matsuri Tama btw.I knew the risks but that doesn't change how depressive the situation is. Not feeling like making a Brian for the finals anymore, and since I already reached my club's quota I'll just do the bare minimum. Hopefully flatlining for Kitasan will make me not even want to log in the game anymore. I'll try hard to find some other game to invest in the meantime. Just an useless rant.
Oh...
>>584493109The crazy thing is that excluding the ears and the tail I look just like her
>>584493134>I have to cancel umapullslikely you won't, actually, because 200 is almost double what it costs on average to get an uma
>>584490685Before tasting dick>>584493106After tasting dick
>>584491938"I got something hot edge, support cards, me and Tommy Mack are taking a pity load"
>>584493264>because 200 is almost double what it costs on average to get an umafuijcklyou
>>584493227That’s because you are poor
>>584491332oh fuck is this the actual list for immediate future releases? i picked the worst fucking time to start i dont give a fuck about any of the umas except maybe tarumae all the way up until calstone
BEAST SEX!
>>584493334just because I don't post it doesn't mean I don't buy stuff for my favorite you attention whoring tranny, at least like a believable Uma
>>584493253that would make you believable cute I guess?
>>584493308I forgot that got a fucking game, holy shit.
>>584493264I keep forgetting that (I got Brian in 30 pulls today, so I really shouldn't have), had to pity Ardan and Kitasan. So if I just spend very calculatedly and don't monkeybranch on umas, I can dump savings into meta supoka.
>>584493379Nah this is what this specific anon is pulling for. The umas are listed by release on gametora (click on show upcoming or swap to japan at the top)https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
>>584493423Post anything poorboy
>>584487175All I ask is no runaways.
I love eating shirikodama.Umas for me?
>>584493586I wish I could date a BPD yandere
>>584493379no, this is just my personal pull plan. you should definitely make one at umacaratcalculator.com if you're intending to play the game with anything more than a passing interest, gachas are designed to prey on fomo and psychologically manipulate you into a) wasting the free currency, b) using IRL $$, or c) both
30 tickets.
>>584493785BLAAAAAAAAAAAAZE
>>584493503I don't have to prove shit to you tranny I'm not the one fishing for attention with an ugly whore who I made my personality
>>584493308Chrissy that's satanic black magic
Being anonymously abrasive doesnt make you cool
>>584493334>>584493503You raped that man
>>584489764Only good for the next sprint CM but guts card are shit in GL
Is there a difference between these two choices? What should I pick?
>come up with uma song parody>realize it's /v/ the musical season that someone told me about when i posted vocaroos in the past>head on over>less 2 days left to submit>apparently some other rules I didn't know about>lots of other arguing happening there about other stuff/v/ is crazy...
I ain't pulling for umas until my big titty bro shows up.
>>584493958bottom one for the +3 hinttop one gives +1
>>584493958https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30108-nakayama-festa
>>584493958you should pick 2 I guess
>>584493984>bullied by /v/ermin
>>584493958The top one is more likely to give you the gold, but only one hint, the bottom one offers three, but at higher chance of not getting gold. I suggest taking the first one, very consistent
>>584494075thanks anon!>>584494078Oh this is very helpful, thank you
Cute little tail.
how the fuck is team Canopus' trainer keeping it together with all these jobbers
>>584494075does the top option have a lower rate of agemasen?
>>584493958You pick top don't listen to the retards. Bottom barely ever gives you the gold
Testing my shitty Brian.15565351
>>584494117>>584494225Is there anywhere I can check the odds of each option?
>>584493958Do you want to get the gold skill or do you want to get the gold skill way less often, BUT you get to save 30 skillpoints?
>>584487175Triple late.Had a 76% win rate so got a decent chance
>>584494220It’s like an 80 percent for the top optionBottom is a coin flip
>>584494358I don't think the actual odds are available
how strong is hokko tarumae in terms of front/pace meta?
>Bumbling around parent loopas trying to get something started for sprintkino>Uh, guess I'll go with summer chud because she has Sunny Days and I can bump her sprint and mile a little bit>Didn't get that, nor Groundwork or Light As A Feather but every white she has is still something I want>Get that Kingu right afterOkay, glad to be getting somewhere before I push to get whites with proper blues/pinks. Also, doing this makes me realize how little actual good sprint skills there are, most of what I'm aiming to get are either generic or position-related. One day, I'll carry a Leap Forward somewhere in this
>>584494369Cute Ebayan.
>>584494603her summer outfit is a very strong dirt pace uma, base is just OK
>>584494220No idea, I've been screwed by both in the pastEven if hearsay about the top option having higher odds were true, it's antithetical to playing Festalet it ride
>>584494505I guess so. I'll just trust you then and always pick top for my next careers
>>584494603Rickey exists
7 and I'll masturbate to Matikanefukukitaru8 and I'll masturbate to Copano Rickey
>>584494603I DIDNT EVEN SEE SHE WAS TURF G NEVERMIND
>>584489513gl non
I can't reach the stam threshhold I needwas stam palmer a scam or is super creek just that good?
>>584494603better than brickey
>>584494863Creek is just that good, but you're also supposed to use stam sparks
>>584494863it's both
>>584494834>4Bwo...
>>584494369Why do every single photo of him he looks very goofy?
>>584494863both, palmer looks good in the calculator but her effect is dependent on having high energy all the time so she's weaker in practice
>>584494863Palmer is ok but it's super hard to train stam in this shitty scenario
restarted my clanker so many times I am preaiming all the buttons before they loadi might be able to do it eyes closed evenwhen is my danchou giving me an award
>>584494734I have the card and use it sometimes so I'm not BSing you. The skill is pretty cheap anyway so the extra hint levels aren't that big of a deal
>>584494902damn, king halo is stacked?
>>584494229>that UF5 Mayathink this is the highest I've matched against, very nice>no long Simagine the despair
>bring 3 speed cards>cant even max out speed statlove this game
>>584494863palmer is good but creek is bwoken
>>584495103if you can't get speed with 3, try 2 speed, 2 wit, I got higher numbers that way on my festa
is straight descent any good on the next cm or im guessing no because half of the track is downhill?
>>584494902Kingu wouldn't actually do what she did in this doujin would she
>2nd time the game forced me to wait till pity before I could get the featured Uma>1st time was last month when I had to go all the way to get both Inari and TamaI think the game actively hates me
do I run it, or do I replace Spe and Taishin with two dominators to try and boost my Inari?
is new years diamond worth pulling for with kita or should i just selector kita if I want just her?
>>584495390is your penis functional?
umasumi
>>584495390She's a "late surger"If you have to ask you probably don't play "late surgers"Ticket Kita if you don't get her with free rolls.>>584495473umasumin~
you know what? fuck it.*revokes your zenno's rob roys*
>>584495390She's just an ok Late AFAIK
for the sprint CM, what kind of lineup would work? Is 3 pace chasers fine?
>>584495373if you run all three, they help activate each other's skills, and there's still 21.1% of races where your inari didn't win.but if your inari is very consistent, then you could go for two debuffers, but then you have to hope she actually does something
>>584495434its on its way out but works for now>>584495515I play ticket ans spe, I just also hate late surgers. is she a *good* late surger or just oshi?
>>584493480>>584493726i see. thank you. i started playing the last day of creek/cb and have 0lb creek, 1lb cb, and fine motion amongst others that arent worth naming. i know mejiro ramonu/the goddesses are my big target but should i maruzensky/agnes tachyon too? i ask because quite literally my only speed cards are 1Lb mejiro ardan and 1Lb sr eishin flash and it is pretty rough. on the bright side i have 46K carats atm
>>584495390NY Dia is literally stronger than Blaze Brian and doesn't need to use stam Kris SPeople don't shill her as much because Laurel also exists
>>584495370>he didn't spec into lucklollmao even
>>584495578yeah
>>584495591what would you classify as "consistent"?
>>584495609ignore tachyon, get maruzensky to 1LB with the 2nd anni selector + a crystal (or an additional paid selector if you want)
>>584487175This has undoubtedly been my best CM. Palmer Ace has been rough but we'll graciously accept the results.
>>584495612Ill be pulling for laurel bc star blossom was good so I guess I dont need diamond
>>584494062
>>584495696xoguri/vbobo levels of consistent, where she always does what she needs to and you can bring two debuffers to boost chancest. triple ace runner
>>584495473good night bwo
>>584495601she has innate claw forward which means you don't have to brick your stats with kris S. you'll never use her outside of longs thoughbeit
>last good power sprint mummy creek parent was made in ura half a year agothe fuck are you guys doing? what am I paying you for get to it
>>584495782I mean you might want more than one ace
laurel is meta?what about ace NTR and L'arc dia? my oshi pull list is looking a lot better now
>>584495882but you're not paying me anything
>>584495882because creek's aptitudes are ass and any attempts to get good parent go to shit because of it, the unique inherit is only good on those shorter tracks and there are better regular skills now
Hohohohehe
>Account desperately wants me to main a specific running style>Despite it not being the one I want to do>And being my most hated oneIt's like a tug of war at this point
>>584495609Slowly level up Ardan (she's a pretty good speed card at your point of progression), dump as many carats as possible into Ramonu, and if you can, get Maruzensky to 1lb with the selector/crystal, but ask around for other opinions before you do that, those resources are easy to waste. dumping 60k carats on Ramonu will dramatically strengthen your deck, you'll get a number of MLB or 3lb strong SRs, and you'll be borderline be able to reach B finals in graded league at that point.
wtf I love this card now