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Very Fine thread!
>post about the game>no replies>post made up drama>a gajillion repliesnice thread retarded faggots i'm going to chill with /vm/a
>>584503180They are complaining about Avatarfags and ritualposters right now too
Gomen, dancho, no fan farming for me today.I'm at the movies with my buddies!
>>584503180the game sucks. why would I want to talk about it?
hmmm
>>584503180you can hang out with the ai slop guy who keeps trying to bait them for some reason
fine motion more like brick stationary
>>584503180I only reply to newcuties who need help but otherwise you should know better already
sexual relations with my stupid zoomer daughter
>>584503371i need to know does black bancho still have a stupid race win face
Been reading up on some lineages and man, the Halo line had it ROUGH, actual documented animal psychopathy in Halo, learning to drown birds and trap cats to stomp them to death, sending grooms to hospital with 600 psi bites and death shaking like a dog, displayed really high intelligence and used it to just kill as much as possible. It trickled down all the way to Kawakami and Stego. Kingu Halo was the only one not a violent problem child, along with some of Stego’s kids (Dream Journey was almost as violent as Halo, was said they had “intent to kill”). Even Kawakami was antisocial and avoided by everyone. Cygames really had me thinking they were all cutie pies that loved tea parties but these animals are evil freaks; at least Kingu was fine…
>>584503449why are you grooming the newcuties
>>584503531yeah you are an inbred retardmakes sense you will keep on doing that
>>584503604lmao melty frfrnocapfam
>>584503604calm down v
She sure is dense
>>584503550These are thoroughbred horses anon. It's a hot-blooded breed so that is in fact the norm and the calmer horses are the exception
>>584503749Bright cutemogs her so hard
i wish i was stomped to death by umamusumes
>Creek starts at the end of senior yearPlease tell me GM has chains completing more consistently
>>584503749evil horse I hate you
>>584503546https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t6d3b95Asow
>>584504167>>584503878
>>584504209I'm not sure I need all this edge in my umas.
>>584503180The fate of every boring game with no content
>>584504061supposedly it doesi believe GL has the same problem as unity where scenario events override support card events
>>584504209holy fuck I'm pulling this fixed everything about her
>>584504394why does this uma have a resting bitch face
>>584504394good horse I love you
>>584504571That is not a resting bitch faceDo you know what a resting bitch face is
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>584504467i do not think the game is boring. /uma/ posters are boring
>>584504649air grooventa
>>584504394NTSmile
>>584504571In what world is that a resting bitch face
https://forms.gle/HdbyCxz49Bkfm1UU6Hey guys, manager here we've been hard at work on the roster. So here's the poll for player/uma names including an option to still suggest additional names.We're also looking for art to be used for billboards. So if you have any memes or pictures you'd like us to use, do include them in reply
>>584504782who's>we
>>584504782what I don't understand is why /vt/ wants an /uma/ team? I missed that part
>>584504782>>>/vt/
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>584504929the raped…
>>584504929>raped
>>584504782Uh who the fuck are you?
death fuck sex umanko
>>584504782Fuck off there is already an /umaJP/ team there is no need for another one
I warned you about this but nyoooo you are le schizo so you are le wrongNow you handed the /uma/ team to a /vt/ seadog that knows nothing about this thread cultureImplying it had one of course
>>584504782Yeah fuck this guy lets kill em with rocks
Provided without context
I WAS PROMISED 1201 GUTS WITH 6 GUTS CARDS AND NO ADDITIONAL RACESI EVEN USED MY BEST GUTS SPARK PARENTSAND USED LAISU FOR GUTS BONUSWHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO
Nabbed her on the way to Brian, anything I should expect?
>>584505218I'm too employed to know what you're even talking about
>>584504782Some name options are shitty JP memeOpera here is *rapes you* not her faggot jockey nobody cares about for example.Same with beetle Falco
>>584505323Try playing the game?
>>584505218Hey man we have plenty of culture like snacking, jobbing and being raped
>>584504679GL is boring
I think we all haven't been talking enough about how horrendous facing off against Commander Special Ed is if you aren't using her
>>584505410that's for ace runs only
>>584505407sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Good night
Are you buying gold pto in cm21?
>>584505449>Commander Special EdIt's Special "Supreme Commander of the Rising Sun" Week
>>584505449i love spee
Sprint?917234539172345391723453
>>584505323Swap one of the guts cards for Riko MLB
>Decent stats, but Tachyon/Kita didn't finish their chains>Low-roll>No Long S>No Long S>No Long SThis is the best I've gotten so far and even then it can't beat Biwa in room matches so I might not even bring it
>>584505349Her career is one of the few that actually got me emotionally invested. Expect lots of photobombing events.
BEAST MODE
>>584505578Supreme Commander of the Neurodivergent & Mentally Disabled
3 borrow runs down, and some of the worst song and rainbow luck I've had in weeks
>>584505280we were kissing
>>584505218They'll still have to pass manager background checks to even be involved. But they said that they had others helping so I am gonna let them try and prove themselves
>>584505612OKAY
>>584505732May the three goddesses strike you down for your insolence
>>584505783who the fuck is they
Reminder that CUMA dancho was a ricenigger
>>584505928ok didnt ask nor care
>>584505928Thanks for the reminder
>>584505808so she can't get in because the trainer changed the locks? not very smart to piss off your trainee
hi there
umamusume breathing on my face
>>584505808She used the key to her trainer's apartment in her boyfriend's door?
>>584506258villianous pose
oh no no no not the pacerinos realizing 10/10/10 growth rate is shit for gl
There is one umamusume who defeated Rice Villain in her prime
>>584505605No...
the STRNOGEST little sister
oh no no no my cock is growing
>>584506408>dueling is real>cm16 taiki 2ndso speed really is a meme stat for sprint
how does Rice keep living rent free
>>584506665She's too perfect I can't even
>>584506665She gives blowjobs in public bathroom
>>584506665rent controlled apartment
if speed doesn't matter for sprintwhy shouldn't i build my CM21 aces in unity for NSM
>>584505624She'll show her true power in the actual match, you'll see. I also don't know if you'd be concerned getting a slightly front-stacked lobby and Brian nudges your Biwa into a lower position to make her ult fizzle, tough call regardless
>>584506665she refuses to leave my house
>>584505731
>>584506846because NSM is shit, and you won't have any SP
>>584506792I’d buy that for a monie!
>>584506846your other stats and SP will be higher in GL
>>584506750Living perfection
>oh sprint should be easy I literally don't have to click anything else>speed not maxed wit not 1200wtf should I bring speed sparks
>>584506665same way all the other females do
>>584506195>>584506063
>>584506258Heroic pose
NSM stands for No Straight Men, referring to this general btw
>>584507069True, I'm flaccid for cumming inside your trainee so much
This bread is currently in feast mode.
>>584507050I don't know why they even bother putting a lock on the door when the umas come and go as they please
maybe we should race more to get more sp
>>584506665I can think of two very big reasons why
>>584507112That uma? Me
>>584507112DELETE
>>584506376Super Engine!
Mambros! Hold the Mambo line! We must not fall down A!!!
if you think about it, umamusume
Whoa first time seeing 70k+ points. So proud of her.
cm21 test97369163
>>584507112umama and V?
>>584507286I already booked my leave Mambwo
>>584507112notice how she doesn't have her dagger, she's clearly using it to threaten her onii-sama
if cheval grand is just large horse in french wtf does it mean in umaverse
>>584507524Large ass
>>584507112My cock isn't that big...
I predict a spike of Ines Fujin oshiplayers after valentine banner
>>584507286It's mambover...
>>584507704mine is. rice likes them big
What other card should I max after Brian? Is Brian even that good? Is it because she has 5% TE as the only reason?
Ran into the guy who won the recent Officer Cup in a public room match
WTF everyone & their mother has BLAZE Brian
>>584507813Prepare for a sudden influx of>kitasan (only white version) oshi players>fujin (only valentine version) oshi players>cb oshi players>yuni oshi players
>>584507813
>>584507431pasa dropped like a rock for some reasonneed to rebuild with enough greens for consistent gw + PoC28771279
How meta is Helios for Mile
>>584508235she is good there
>>584507813she's not as broken tbfher unique is +1.5 vs vbobo's +1.758% of her growths go to gutsgold front runner corners is a much smaller upgrade than escape artistshe is even easier to build though
>>584507996hi
>>584508207yeowch! my nipples
>>584508207
>>584508428you are not him
>>584508396Wow a new Rice I can steal
>>584506863I've done some room matches and the only thing Brian does is make Biwa's unique fizzle or trap her in the 5th place dimension, she hasn't won a single one (even the opposing ones). Presents for X not working in 5th is extremely frustrating too, feels like a genuine oversight considering the window to not fizzle was loosened to 5th.
>>584508137why was that blob so packed76409671
if you're a front main then vines is not all that useful because having good cards and parents removes almost all of her utilitythe only reason she's being hyped up is because non-front mains can easily use her for LoHslop
Stego cute.
Been playing other games. Is Uma still fun?
>>584508964It was never fun
>>584507524
>>584508945it's been 10 months when are you going to stop pretending to like that ugly piece of shit and bandwagon something new
>>584507949Brian was fine for newcuties because she was an early card that could give you 2 speed bonus at 1LB. You preferred getting her higher to unlock hint frequency because no matter what, she always starts at 0 friendship and if you know the pain of using 2LB or lower Creek, building that friendship up when you need it sucks. But even then, welfare Brian is not great because a low priority on a speed card is not really what you want.>What other card should I max after Brian?Welfare Suzie, but only if you want to do clanker runs for her hints because her stat output is garbage.Team Sirius if you're playing Nu-Unity since you can't use that card in GL.Otherwise, uh...the guts Spechud is fine for green farming, or was for Arima Kino.
>>584508515Taishin and Natie may not be well built, but they synergize much better with Biwa, so it looks like Blaze Brian is hitting the bench this time. Maybe next time I'll build regular Biwa instead so they can work together a little better.Still sad I couldn't get Machitan to work
>>584507181This has got to be ai enhanced...
>>584508005These brians aren't catching shit in front lobbies
>>584508810maybe I will host rooms at a later date for more varied lobbiesthank you for joining
>>584508005who else is doing matches at this point except to test their newly built blaze brians
>>584509479Me :(Jerk...
>>584506665She's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway at this point
>>584509461thanks for hosting, was able to figure out stuff
>>584509570Please think of the advertisers
>>584509554That's Curren Chan
>>584509570you two... fucked?
>>584509570Digitan sexo
>>584509570tits too big
>>584509570You can't post that bwo
>>584507949Brian has small TE gains but +2 Speed Bonus. That's very good for welfares. She's hampered by 0 starting friendship, 35 speprio, and a useless gold. But her events give lots of speed and when she decides to camp speed she's a decent stat stick. But she was released 12 months ago in global, so the power creep even of welfare cards has long moved past her. Ardan is much stronger, for example. Next I would get Suzuka. If you're hurting for speed cards, she's not horrible. I used her a lot during MANT when my speed card deck was still pretty weak.
>>584509570HAVE SEX WITH UMAS!!!!!!!!!
and 3.5 hours later, Brian's 1st career is done. What an amazing uma. So glad I rolled her, Banchou is SO COOL
When you think about it, there isn't a single straight uma that isn't a race traitor. In that context do you think they're like the opposite of us, where the traitors are the lesbians that DON'T fuck human men?
>>584509843she's aight
why did no one told me ZRR's story would be this sad i actually cried man what the fuck
>>584509895wdym race traitor, they are a different species not race
>>584509596no problem
>>584509929I didn't roll for her, what makes her story sad?
>>584510042She's not real
So I’m trying to make a new year opera o parent do people make parents with tons of generic good skills like tail held high also what mode is best for parents
>>584510042you can still read the free chapters that are out right now
STOP POSTING PORN I LOVE MY POSITION AS MIDDLE MANAGER I DONT WANT A PROMOTION
>>584510127I thought you meant her career was really sad or chapters 5-7
>>584509929i hate you /v/turds so muchyoure not funny and gosling posting is reddit as hell at this point holy shit get a real gimmickyes yes melty this melty that
>>584510340uh oh melty
>>584510340uh oh melty about having a meltyrest of the post is true though
>>584510340cheers to that neigha
>>584510340
Bwos I think I am doomedThere is no way I started to play this game because the umas are cute, and now I want to fuck them all, this week is for KING HALOwhat to do bwos
>>584510575One day this will be my cm team... One day
>>584510719curren chan looking so cute today
>>584510127>>584510303>>584509929>>584510075post HEROES
>>584510719haha oh no shakur please don't bite me nooo haha
>>584510643this is when you start gooning in between tp refills
>>584510719Sex on the spot>>584510762Sex on the spot
being gay increases your chances of rainbow training
>>584510851>>584510965
>>584510891I didn't find her that hot until that retarded Digitan video appearednow I think she is one of the hottest even if she is premium medium
>>584510851>>584510965Why did you do that
>>584511052to get rid of the black thumbnail
>>584511115Understandable, we should get rid of those
>>584511115stop encoding black frames into the video to begin withsilly idiot
>>584511179the source i downloaded it from had it but i didnt notice
>>584511227you STUPIDBAKA!
>>584511304hugkissbed breaking feral sex
this thread is so boring and shit when the thread personalities are not here
>>584511304bed breaking feral sexsexkill
>>584511304Shame I had to leave Japan a week before they released. I'd have spent all my money to fish them out.
>>584511530so you like them and not uma, says a lot about the color of your skin or sovl
>>584511616im mexicanlight brownretard fatand my favorite is ZRRwhat does my skin and soul says about my UMA
>>584511616probably whiter than you
>>584511674you sound based as fuck ngl
we had lunch
That old cafe image I stole from an uma modding ...place which someone here loved reposting left the site and got drawn, you're welcome
Why is Opera O so fucking flat? She's the overlord how dare Cygames disrespect her
>>584511994>disrespectanon, even orfe is flat. there isn't any disrespect with regards to tit size
>>584511994That's my reaction as well, and people bitched at me for being off model when I ai generated her with massive tits.
>>584511585There's different sites you can do it online and you can just send it to a forwarder. At least that's what I did.
give up on my meticulously crafted plan in order to run 3 burgers for CM21 because its funny?
why are trannies so obsessed about who's boring or not?
i look like this
>>584512364You should loose weight
>>584512407I will tight weight
>>584512364Cover up slut
I ate some chinese noodles and puked afterwards. I think I'm dying from food poisoning now. Umas for this feel?
>>584507524the french call her horsie?
>>584512192Do what your penis' heart saysI'll run 3 fillies because the make me happy
>>584512487umama moment
>>584512621It's Doto's fault
>>584512586Tap Dance City is... cute and beautiful?
>>584511540unbased
>>584511674you are Zenno El Cidyes I know he was bred in ireland, shut the fuck up
>>584512773His username should be Babieca then
>>584512682shichi is really sexy too
>>584507150good post
i have schizophreniai'm the jokah babyand i think it's coolumas for me?
>>584512951Rice Shower
>>584512713no one lieks your disgsuting schizo whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSBQmaxu9p0
I'm a fat ugly bastard give me an Uma to rape.
I'm a puppy on the streets, and a wolf on the sheetsUma for me?
>>584513137Are they gonna film loli horse porn?
You guys are fucking retarded.
i always new sea hours are the worst
>i always new
i always old sea hours are the worst
>the way light hello licks the bottle in that drinking videoMy cock twitched.
you guys are amazing! tell me about your CM races show me replays i hope you all had fun and were very buonodo you plan on bringing your oshi next CM?do you think she can do good in that track?
>>584513578CM is always fun, watching Spe overtake fronts is always a treat>do you plan on bringing your oshi next CM?She is not playable so I will go full metafag with Taiki pink, Curren black, and dunno about the third>do you think she can do good in that track?She is awful in sprints but then again she is not playable
oh that's why everyone left
>>584513578I only record finals so no replays until now, do ask tomorrow at this time though>do you plan on bringing your oshi next CM?noppers, I like the idea of bringing your oshi to every distance and think you and others who do it are based, but I like a lot of the girls I've rolled for so I like to try them on their tracks, if they are strong there then it's just a funny coincidence haha, I reserve my oshi for med/long only which is her distances>do you think she can do good in that track?>sprint Fnot really!!
>>584514048Theres nothing wrong with snacking.
>>584514236That's not a snack.
>>584513578I don't know how I'm going to make a Sprint Rob Roy when all my sparks are shit. I've just given up on getting anything outside 1* blue sparks but I keep getting long/medium pinks. My whites aren't doing well either. This is the only one that's outside what I said.
>>584514106Dumb big butt haver breaking fences
>>584512926
>>584514259ssssssssssssex
Where can I find an infographic of all the umas that have suffered injuries or sickness, life-threatening or otherwise?
You WILL pull for ojou-sama, yes?
>>584511767the most buono lunch
>>584514464I won't
You guys are bored and this general is dead.7 decides my wife.
>>584514567this general has been dead for the past 6 months retardmejiro ryan
>>584514567>WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAA 7 and you kill yourself
>>584514567>7take control of your own life retard
>>584513578>do you plan on bringing your oshi next CM?YES>do you think she can do good in that track?ALSOLUTELY
>>584514725based Umama poster
>>584514725Umama...
>>584514981
>>584514567This whore >>584514713
>>584514464No.. I'm not good enough for her..
>every SiL poster is umamayou are mentally ill
>inb4 it doesnt count
I have no idea how to build sprint parents. Can't even find a consensus on sprint s vs turf s.
Transfer request... you can't spell transfer without NTR...
>>584515194Just bakushin it
>>584515194we moved from turf S gaslight into sprint S gaslight bwo
>>584515130Take it as a compliment
>>584514325the maximum you can push Sprint G with sparks is up to C, which means that the minimum amount of Sprint sparks you should use is 10you can borrow a 9* Sprint and use a 1* Sprint parent (obviously the more the better so you don't have to gamble too much for inspirations to reach A/S aptitude)
>>584515194Sprint S is better, but you really should just reuse your Turf loops. Sprint CMs are dumb
I want to cum inside Cheval Grand
>>584504894For the last few years agencies have been collapsing and there have been a lot of big name graduations with not a ton of new talents making it big. They're probably just desperate to get a new team on the field. Massive blunder that they're apparently not putting Golshi on the roster since she actually has credentials.
>>584515130It's the way the schizo drives away any other SiL poster so only the one he wants remains as the only SiL avatarfag.
>Biwa Hayahide gives 4 hints of Head Onheh
>>584515404
>>584515304The parent I'm trying to borrow that has all the amazing skills I want only comes with 7* so I'm trying to provide my own 3* with decent skills, but it's not going very well with just getting B+ and A.
>>584514325you just gotta keep trying! i did it with a borrow that had 9 long sparks and my terrible parentseven if shes not a consistent winner all you have to believe is that she can win a single racekeep it buono!
>>584515194Turf S is better as speed is not that important.
>>584515296no thanks i'm not planning on taking hrt
>>584505280I vaguely remember this event. Most serious rule infraction by a Toreina-san I've seen in the game.
SO WE WILL RISE ABOVENO BEGINNING NEVER ENDSINFINITE BLUE SKIES
>>584515194I used to believe the turf S gaslight in past sprint CMs, but sprint S still triumphs after experiencing it. Which is still something I don't understand because you don't spend much time on top speed anyway
>>584515194>consensusIn order to get that, we'd need a table showing how fast an uma reaches top speed with 1000 power and .4 accel, and various permutations thereof. that's not likely to happen
>>584515194You mainly want style S for better wit checks. If you fumble one you'll never catch the front runners.
>>584515785>Which is still something I don't understand because you don't spend much time on top speed anywaybecause you still have 200m to run after you finish your accels
I am the man who holds the keysI sow the seeds, and I've got what you needI live in fire, I am discordI destroy, I am a demon
>>584515130yarr
just drank some room temperature water umas for me?
>>584515519all you need is to borrow a 3* Sprint with good skills to make it a gp, so you get 3* + that other parent you're usingeven if the parent is not that good you'll get 10* sprint from the let go so you can try doing test runs (having the sparks in your gp gives less % of getting it in inspirations, but it's far simpler than trying to get a 3* sprint parent)
>>584515871and you should be firing target speed skills by then so you never stop accelerating
KITASAN BURACKU!!!
>>584515862ah, of course!
Lord have mercy how did I never realize how sexy this one is
>>584516005I did do that initially but once I run out of borrows and start looping my own umas, the borrow eventually disappears and I'm back to square one.
>>584514567Taishin
>>584514567Mayano Top Gun.
>>584514567Nishino Flower
>>584514567rolling
>>584514725SAFU!!!!!!!
>>584514567
>>584514567this fat uma from cingrey
>>584516381Been just mashing this in hopes of getting decent skills. Once I get one, if the pinks aren't good I'll loop it with a borrow Nishino, bring it to Maru and King and back to El again until I get an El parent to use on my aces.
>>584514567No Reason.
>>584516650What's her problem?
>>584514567You rolled a 7 so you have no wife
>>584514567forced into a parasocial relationship with curren-chan!
>>584514567Mejiro Ryan.
You guys suck at this
>>584514567obviously it's fuku
>>584516894You suck at life and I wish you live a long one
Think I'm just going to run 3 Lates for CM21 I hate Gutsmaxxing I hate Gutsmaxxing I hate Gutsmaxxing I hate Gutsmaxxing Guts is STUPID I am not bringing Guts sparks
>>584514567HOEEEE
Congratulations on your arranged marriage into the Satono family.
>>584516894shut the fuck up V
>>584514567>he gets 7>no one else doesWHAT DOES IT MEAN SHIRAOKI-SAMA?!
>>584516990holy shit look at the size of those things
>all the last minute blaze brians so far have been mediocreI thought she was meta?
>>584514567Fuku!
>>584516957You only need to press wit and speed bro why do you have to overthink it? You can even do 3 wit 2 speed if your uma has speed growth.
bwos I'm gonna job the finals
>>584517116
i just spent like an hour clearing out old veteransmy standards for sparks used to be dogshit
>>584517168That's okay, I forgive you for jobbing the finals.
>>584516926>6AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>584517121>all the last minute trained Uma gets beat out by people autist grinding other Uma's to being goodThere's only like 3 Umas who can get away with this and they're a few years out
>>584517168Believe in the power of your debuffers
>>584517121She is, in my heart...
>>584517168to a mediocre brian that won every single witcheck in life while you whiff all your accels no lesssuch is life, so if that doesn't happen and you win make sure to gloat about it
>>584514567wow this general sucks at rolling 7's
>>584514567Taiki is your wife
>>584517168Getting to the finals is all that really matters
>>584514567*sigh*fine. I'll give it a shot. how about this uma?
>>584517313It's not that. It's just that no one has posted his destined wife yet. We'll find her eventually.
>>584514567Bamboo Muteki
>>584517168I was in danger of going to Group C before I got a 3-win ticket, I accept my 1200 Carats with grace
Curren haters only have one joke
>>584514567Maybe you don't need a wife but another man.
>>584517154My 1600 Speed 1200 Power Umas are losing to Umas that have more GutsI HATE ITISHOULD BEWINNINGWHYAREN'T IWINNING
>>584517407>7you should replied this uma to him...
>triple crown winner + triple tiara winner = complete failure that never won a race
>>584514567Wait, is your wife Suzuka?
>>584517504what's the wit diff? if you have less than 1300 wit you're focusing on the wrong thing
>>584516990Release the files
>>584517407>>584517557Holy shit I believe in destiny
>>5845175751200 Wit isn't enough..?
>>584517557SHE IS NOW
>>584517557HOLY SHIT, FINALLY>>584517597with el as a side chickcongrats, nonny
>>584517597WHO IS THAT UMA?!
>>584517575retard
ive finally escaped the mejiro sex dungeons im free! oh my god is that satono diamond i see in the distance? im gonna ask her for help im sure she will help me
>>584517597Mystery Uma
>>584517557>>584517597>suzuwife and eru mexican maid to fuck on the sideWINRAR
>>584517597Who the fuck is that, you can't just post random women and expect us to wife them
>>584517702Anon NO.
>>584517702
>>584517868NOO NOT THR SLEEVE NO NO NOOOOOO
>>584517187>my standards for sparks used to be dogshitIt's the same for all of us I think. I remember posting this dogshit parent here and anons lost their minds over it back in unity1
>>584517702You know how they say a woman who was sexually assaulted is more likely to get sexually assaulted again? This anon has become that statistic.
>>584517991I would loop this
>>584517557Lucky bastard
2 aces 1 debuffer is the optimal strategy if you play anything else you are a retard
>>584517480orange wife
>>584505612>>584505852DIDN'T WORK AAAA
>>584517458I HATE CURREN
>>584518380eeeh it should have worked, what type of training are you using? sprint?
reminder that the gold clan is also a group of trainer rapists and that they are more brutal than the mejiros/satonos
Does anyone hate Hokko Tarumae? She doesn't seem to have any haters. Not that she should have any.
>>584503823Are there cold-blooded horses?
>>584518380you have to still press guts, bwo..........probably run three strong guts training cards, light hello, and a couple wit cards for energy management.and obviously take the guts songs
BEAST MODE (AWOO)
>>584518520She's a based Reddit atheist which I approve of FUCK FENG SHUI
>>584518454YesI forgot to check the stat breakdown again cause I just slammed finish without buying skills. Hopefully I'll remember to check. I don't think these 3LB gacha SSRs are worse than the welfare SSRs.>>584518646I'm clanking this or not doing it at all.
>>584517168I probably will, too, but I hope it's at least a funny story to see how my umas decided to explode despite having it in the bag instead of being sad of losing by a neck.
>>584518392BASED LAISU
>>584518502Mamechin would never...
>>584518690before you start it, use this https://training.umaladder.moe/runs#runs
>>584518690you could get 1200 guts from making a meme ace attempt with those cards and you might even have f*n
>>584518648more like YEAST MODEthat dirty bitch is unclean
>>584518392Fake news
>>584518690>>584518810https://training.umaladder.moe/runs#run:1582look this guy got 1207 guts with oguri and this cards
>>584518867Sir that behind is japanese
>>584518867
what's the point of posting that
>>584518993HARU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>584518810Intredasting siteAlso saw a Reddit post with a guy training a 1200 guts rice with the welfare SSRs which doesn't make sense to me, but I guess the gacha SSRs are pretty shit for independent training>>584518834Not feelin it>>584518907Yeah I'll try some of these load outs and see>>584518894
>>584519061(You)s
SAD NEWS The standard front stuff is not enough for cm21. I have to do some weird shit to beat dueling paces
>>584519061you are grass and i'm the black thug doing you from behind
Autumn is nice
my oshi after CM20?[ non-frontrunner uma ], of course
>>584518993you're next
>>584519276Good
hellono breakfast today
>>584519448she's not that thin
>>584504209It's not Zero Ultra but Ultra Violet will do.
Uma for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv8U7YcJHAA
how much extra accel does nishino need? is head on and pasa enough
>Tamamo went 9th on Japan Cup despite speed and stam stat over 700WHAT THE FUCK
>>584519753yes
What is this bitch's probleM? She hasn't given High Spirits once and gives Groundwork less than half the time.
>>584519701
>>584519806In High Spirits is an agemasen and having higher guts increases your chances.
>>584519595hi V go away
>>584519176yjk
>marked
>>584519481Lates are great
Oh another xitter ad for uma. Better than random shit, I guess.
>>584520003Would anyone actually have sex with this?
>>584519919I'm not a hue, sorry
>>584516805men...
>>584520131When are we getting an umamusume smart fridge that links to your game account
>>584520217sure you aren't lol
>>584511931saving this cafe, thanks
I like posting from my smartfridge, it's comfy
>>584520151I DEF WOULD A TAHBO
>>5845202767 8 9now I [-] youbye bye
>>584520440but why did 7 8 9?
>>584520440lol * melty
Tahbo would finish super early and sweat a lot
>>584520497
How to get Light Hello to sex me?
How's this looking as a Late Surger fag? I want to go all in on Pokke speed to replace tachy and then get Pasa speed to replace Kita.
>>584520568alcohol
>>584520497V is having a melty and trying to pass as someone else
>>584520610should be good, but I'm not a LSfag so might be missing something
>>584520610skip pokke if you have all those speed cards
>>584517868This is the prize sleeve, where's the punishment sleeve?
>>584520568What you actually need a guide for is to how to get her to stop sexing you.
>>584520615Isn't that statutory rape?
>>584520761I'm so desperate I don't care if I get raped anymore
>>584520610Seeing your max pull, I wouldn't pull for her and saving for dura/dia instead.
>>584520761No. If anything it's regular rape.
beep
>>584520857>>584520859This is desperation
>>584520949Stallion Still??
Which one of these umas would you bring in for the third slot in the final?That Fuku was my best one in 9001 attempts, couldn't win in 20 runs in Round 1 and 10 runs in Round 2. I brought in Taishin that won 2/20 in Round 1 and 3/10 in Round 2, but i didn't realize Sleeping Lion would still be a huge gamble even with a front in every lobby, but she still is the best by winrateI thought the Opera was going to be a decent and more reliable replacement for Taishin but she has trouble even getting into position to fire her ult by the time she reaches the straight. i wonder if its because her power is just a bit lower. So she only won once in 20 races in Round 2 and has such a rockbottom top-3 rate, even worse than Fuku. I feel like 20 attempts reveals something beyond bad RNGThough if Ope was in the finals it would be a team with all Arima Kinen winners which would be cool
>>584520761Its not statutory rape, its just normal, regular, bog-standard rape.
hag sex
>>584520970she's looking into a mirror
>>584520949>swapped to SiL after being called outlol V please
>>584520995>fuku without super lucky 7pass>powerlet operapassTaishin it is.
>>584520610>200 pulls on a card banner to go all Bro dont do that. Go at least 400 or save until Dura/Dia if you want another backliner speed card
>>584521154Armor Fuku can only get regular Lucky 7 from an event
guess I'll start my scuffed aces after this clank. 50% S rate per career which is ok but will suck needing to reset
>>584521209oh no I've been exposed*poofs away*
I snacked...it didn't pay off
>>584520995Taishin, your Fuku seems a bit low wit. Mine did win a few
>>584520995They all looked scuffed as fuck ngl. Make a UG6 ace instead
>>584521301I told you not to snack...
>>584520217Sex
>>584521278Cute Raisu
post something refreshing
>>584521463I need improve my snacking technique
>>584520949My smoke alarm is saying this too
>>584521692Here's your water
>>584521692
>>584521692You'll have to convince her to let it out in your mouth
>>584521781Me at 7/11 with a mountain dew big gulp
>Blaze Brian actually wins a few roomsNow I'm indecisive, I feel like Natie is better if there's a lot of fronts (she can win if she gets supremely lucky but also stays out of Biwa's way mid-race) but Brian is stronger into single/no front lobbies and can lucky pace if needed. Despite being a total witlet (3/1/1 was a mistake) Biwa actually has the highest winrate on my team (35%, 10% and 6.2% respectively) by a long shot so I don't want to ruin her unique.
7 and i masturbate4 and i masturbateanything else and i save my semen for a thirsty nonny
>>584521512i burned maybe 3 or even 4 days' worth of total borrows trying to get a Fuku above UG and got fuck all.Then to add a bitter insult to injury my final race i get owned by a Fuku that looked like this with a winrate that high in a triple-ace team that was made with cards available to me. I even have one more LB on the Hello than he does.I feel like shitI guess i have no choice but to bring on Taishin, at least her gamble has a chance of winning>>584521581no borrows left
Whore
>>584520967>>584520338i desperately need to fuck her
>>584521692The project I've been working on for the last 2 months got cancelled 5 mins ago and that's very refreshing.
>>584522146You shut your filthy, smegma eating mouth. Super Creek's heart is pure.
>>584522190>no eggs
>>5845222094***...
Ah, so this gacha is like FGO's? Only literal rate up and no guarantee of getting rate up after a miss of 3* uma?I got Hishiama, Narita mechanic and Bride Air Groove and was confusedI got too used to modern gachas
>>584521893I'd say just throw those unique inherit and grab more early and mid race for brian. Mr Beast and her unique is all you need, just need to proc those in the first place.
>>584521916I'm nonny
>>584522217Wrong
>>584517404Laurel and laurelposters owe me sex
>>584522337wanna...
>>584522308>Hishiama, Narita mechanic and Bride Air GrooveEat shit and die.
>>584522223That won't stop me from fucking her
>>584521917Damn yeah, I had really bad time trying to make Fuku work as well. Mine was the best result 3 days before CM start and I had to take it and make my other 2 aces. Yeah well good luck regardless
>>584522458Nande?
>>584522519Many other factors will
>>584522308You got the banner rate up and 200 rolls gives you ONE pity to pick a single rate up target
waheygood morningu
>>584522652How much is the rate up? Missing it thrice still seems a bit weird
>>584522685Good morning
>>584522634Those also won't stop me
>>584517407SHE IS THE GREATEST
comfy hours are over
>>584522707About the same with modern gachas. It's just the rate-off is tripled so you can get so many spooks before the rate-up. There's no limited though so everyone can spook you at any given time.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/yszK7Phttps://jiggie.fun/yszK7P
>>5845227073% for any 3*, 0.075% for the rate up
>>584522308I got too used to modern gachas too which is funny because my first major gacha was Grubble no 50/50 but hit rate is 3% instead of like 0.5% or something, with every uma going into the general pool afterwards. pick your poison Also no pity carryover. you spend 200 rolls to spark or you gamble with less with the understanding that you wont be able to apply that to the next banner over
>>584522685heyo
>>584522323What deck did you use for that? I thought of running 3/2/LH but I ended up going 2/2/1 because I thought I needed 900 + gold to survive. Long S has been a pain in the rear, and the only other run I got with Long S and good stats Creek decided to not finish her chain.
>>584522808It's spooky hours now
These are good hours
>>584523047nah too many avatarfag troons now
>>584523063
>>584523189Let's go to sleep tomorrow will be a new day
>>584523036It's 3-2 with Ardan speed. You only need 800+1 gold to finish the race. 900 is for debuff tanking and >le speed bonus meme. I tried 2/1/2 early on too and decide it's not worth it for 12 hours training.
What is a nonny
>>584523189V please
>>584522443kill yourself.
>>584523353You're a nonny
>>584523347Forgot images.
>skinwalker steve
Oyasumi
>pretending peter
>>584523470>under 600 guts>under 800 stm>under 1k witshe survives the race?
>dramatard danny>vile v>unhinged umama
>>58452355391% spurt rate in the sim. That means she only died when she whiffs recovery.
>>584523415I love still in love
>>584523651does it also take into account being rushed?
>>584523504
>>584523470>wasting carats on an ugly uma
Mambo is such a buzz kill
>>584523815Is the ugly uma in the room with us?
>>584521741Water? How about some chocolate milk instead ;)Get it? Because kris is brown and a woman and by me saying that I'm slyly asking for sexy time which would involve her breasts but just in case she said thought the other way I'd actually get some chocolate milk instead so win win.
>>584523470I have FM myself but only 1LB LH, should I use something like CB or Bijin instead as my borrow or just borrow MLB LH
>>584523925If you can rent wit card, you can rent wit Oguri instead. FREE bonds for everyone is pretty good on GL.
>>584523651>murmurs u*
>>584523781I think so. You don't really see 12 second rushed anyway. Chances that happen are smaller than whiffing recovery.
>>584523470Wait, is the Ardan Speed good?
Is end stronger than pace in cm21?Need confirm before I start mutating grind for 3rd ace (either Taishin or WFine Mo
How are some neighas gay bro?
>>584524220paizuri
>>584524236Taishin wins, end is strong with the Sweepy wit card and her ult is carryover.
>>584524208+1 power and a gold recovery that doesn't agemasen for pacechud. It can whiff if there's too much frontblob but I already accept it, she's dead when there's runaway anyway.
>>584524208good budget option methinks
>>584524268sex sex sex
>>584524208Nta but it's decent for very specifically pacers because it gives a gold recovery
we are friends, right?
>>584524268Beefing with an elementary kid is pretty unattractive to be fair
>>584524351Almond Eye beefed with a baby and people still want to plow her.
>play a bunch of public lobbies>bad brians suck>but good brians go hot pursuit into beast mode into from the ashes as if they were xoguri on 777 xmas miracle>heavy front lobbies die like butter dies to a hot knifes-sugoi... front chuddies, you better have a runaway or you're getting eaten
>>584524480I have low MMR so brians wouldn't be an issue
>>584524350not if you keep doing the third-person shit
>>584524404She has G1 privilege
Anyone else ready to be raped in finals? I'm pretty sure on of the Brians will end up in mine.
>>584524350idk are we
>>584524350probably not
>>584524558what third person shit?
>>584524617lol, lmao
>>584524480*nimbles the runaway the brian downplaying reminds me of the oguri dowplaying. the same will happen to neo btw the sloptubers only hype up fronts
>>584522308It's a flat 0.75% rate up chance and if you get unlucky you exchange at 200. No carry over, no soft pity. You roll til you hut or til you hit 200.
>>584524679ah my fault for replying to a schizo, bye
>>584524561brian is a triple crown beast though
We fucked
>>584524480if i were to meet a good brian and lose, high chance i might still lose anyway to their previous ace.
>>584524737you keep inserting yourself into my postsstop that
ANOTHER MILLION FANS FOR MAMBO
>>584524739Some beast, spooked by shadows
>>584524796ok i will give you another chance to make sense of what you are saying
>>584524721downplaying is real, but if your uma loses to an ace that was cooked overnight either your aces were not good or you were facing a giga whale any brian you see in finals shouldn't be an issue if you were diligent with your aces
So the new meta is play a xog tier uma or lose?
>>584524917wdym new, the uma released during cm has always been good for that cm
>>584524989Tarumae...
There's only two more Long CMs in the next six months
the burden of proof is on you because you've done this countless times before
Your response?
Okay here is my proof, that Kris S is cute. Check out the image attached.
Who is he talking to
>>584525314I'm not quite convinced yet. I will need to see more evidence
>>584525346>refuse to answer>pivot to the same one pivot avatar when you get outedclassic
>>584524807another million fans for tama's tamaslet's get away with it again, mambwo!
>>584524917Don't even worry about xog level umas until like Almond Eye maybe.
>>584525314We're going to need a little more proof to be convinced
>>584525380>>584525586Clearly this is enough evidence
Which uma has the best ASMR voice? I'm thinking Still or Tact.
>>584524807>>584525487Uhhh Umasumi bros we need to do better
>>584525632Suzuka since she has actually done ero ASMR.
>>584525442You got the wrong anon here don't shot!
>>584525632
>>584525632Creek's VA has done some ASMR
>>584525739>shotright on the money
>>584525487Yes!
>>584525632https://youtu.be/9ByRgq3dlNs?si=1MY5LULZgL-oDQfB Rice Shower
>>584525609okay that is pretty cute
>>584525683>rank 1074
>>584525905See!
>>584525632the health committee
>>584525826Nyooo I'm ESL because of mobile posting, the auto-correct does that.Hey I hope you find your boogeyman soon
>>584525876How can I hate this sweet baby
>>584526094you even changed the hash of your imagesI was wrong giving you another chance at peace
>>584525876The best pakatube video
>>584526197>another chance at peaceNot him but that was pretty cringe
>>584526093Stallions are dangerous...
>>584526197Can you at least explain what any of that means??
The south american and the favela schizo are fighting at the bar again...
>>584526451And she's just vibing
>>584526378its just V and Umama playing a game of cat and mouse, too bad but when you've talked with someone in discord for so long these messages wouldn't appear so anonymous. t. knowerschizo
>>584526451do you have your drinksI've almost finished the six pack of seasonal cider I picked up a few hours ago
>>584526558>t. knowerschizoAre these skinwalkers or the real deal
>>584526631skinwalkers
Is Light Hello easy?
>>584526587Drinking is bad
>>584526650Wonder who says this when they get caught
>>584526651She's Light
>>584526675humans have been drinking alcohol for thousands of years. Alcohol is humanity's friend.Could I abandon a friend?
>>584526794My friends abandoned me so maybe
>>584526558Something about it makes me doubt it’s either of them. V posts scream for attention and are obnoxious, while Umama is cute and lowkey.
>Forever Young’s horse transport vehicle is Forever Young Umazing. The nepo allegations continues
>>584526850that smile looks so bouncy
The new horse transport for Forever Young has been unveiled
>>584526869Lightning McQueens transport... is Lightnight McQueen!?
I'll take 20
>>584526827This hits too close to home...
>>584526650lol ok
the horse is here
>>584526850It is when he gets pathetic
>>584526869That's the boss's daughter you're talking about
>>584526827I abandoned my friends because I was ashamed of myself for becoming a shut-in while they went on to become normal people with normal life experiences
>>584526959Holy fuck.
>>584526959tits too big, wtf?
thoughts?...ignore the blues I have every white okay I'll fix them over time
>>584527230Bourbon's big fat ears look so gropeable
>>584527164I don't think you are replying in good faith now. Not pretending to be him anymore?
>>584527343Your Taiki looks weird
>>584527343if you're not running a front get plancha instead of taiki otherwise the parent lineup is ok>ignore the bluesyou don't need speed sparks!!
>>584527398she scares me...
>>584526959She's got lumps of fat on her chest?????????
I get pink sparks in careers with mid stats, but never in careers with 22k+ rating, and also get starved of skills in these? I am going mad, but I'm seeing a clear trend here. How to escape scripted hell of cyjews?
MY HEROINES!and still i guess
>>584527468next career for sure
>>584526959I look like that
>>584527343Borrow one of the sprint pasa parents instead of using your taiki>>584527468>but never in careers with 22k+ ratingWhy would you ever care about sparks in ace runs you retard, YOUR AFFINITY IS FUCKED SOLDIER
>>584526197Mammers I like you but I think you are so dumb for even giving him a single chanceHe has no intention of being nice and just wants to hurt you
>>584527428this is supposed to be a all-purpose legacy which is why pasa has 3* plancers so it's like a 65% chance to inherityes I'm lazy
>>584527505>ramonu>heroineokay, cuck
>>584527350do not grope uma musume ears
>>584527456As God intended
>>584527576>Borrow one of the sprint pasa parents instead of using your taikinone of them have racing stam or risky business :\ last I checked anyway......really want to have them both and the borrows usually lack one of them
>the SS+ end Mayano got me to A finals Guys im so fucking scared. Ayabe barely has a 10% win rate and Long Spe is cucked at 1%. Why do I have hope?
>>584527616She's cute and I'd Fox 2 inside her unripe still growing umanko if you know what I mean
>>584527730Making it to A finals is already an accomplishment. You're not actually expecting to win against sweaties are you?
>>584527730Because it's the finals
>>584527597I will grope them in public for everyone to see
The last posts of this thread are surreal.
>>584527730YOSH! IKKUYOOOO>7th 8th 9th
>>584527680153540061955This one doesBallroom Fuji gp is also a better pace inherit than og Fuji this cm
sprint rooms?
>>584528071yea BUT this works for pace and front>tamajewishgoblinhands.gif (I can't find it)
>>584528043It's just V not being able to accept he is getting refused
>>584528296Don't reply to me.
Did 3 borrow runs for a Pasa ace using 10 sprint sparksGot 0 sprint sparks on 6 inspos, lol, lmaoI swear sprint and long hit rates are fucked,mile/med are like 5x easier to get
>>584528296maybe he should make his own club and aim for SS
Dia, please stop putting onions sauce on my pudding...it's gross
>>584528347i was consistently getting Long S on my golshi and dia this cm thojust not on runs that had ace-worthy statlines
>>584528347Sprint umas generally have lower affinity so yeah
https://x.com/rick_davide/status/2110537777519747247had this on my TL, would using welfare bobo for concentration actually good, even on pacers? getting a late start on sprint is an insta lose
>>584528603Pretty sure you lose more than you gain by running Brick Bourbon
Nobody cares about sprint umas
>>584528347I hit a sprint S pasa on my first ace run with 12*, just get lucky bwo
>t. lost both Sprint CMs
sprinters deserve love and care and bed-breaking sex
Suzuka's whines and moans are so distracting
>>584528649ok v
>>584528597I used this borrow with 8 sprint251338259503And my sprint nishino with 108 grade bonus, its not an affinity issue, its a rng rape and discrimination directed towards me
>>584527948>>584528058>you’re not expecting to win right? I BELIEVE IN MY UMAS! I BELIEVE IN MY AYABE AND MAYANO TO GET FIRST Special week can be raped by the sweaties though
>>584528603I REALLY don't like late starts in sprint so I'm a bit biased, but yes I think Bourbon SPD is a good pick if you're running a 3 speed 2 wit deck. She also has 1 SP bonus/2 SPD bonus so she's not a bad card either
>>584528718I'm not your boogeyman
sprints are my favoritet. only won ms. victoria sprint and one long
There is no such thing as a sprint uma, only lazy trainers who gave up before even trying!
>>584528773This sounds dangerously like an opinion. You're not supposed to have an opinion on how you build your umas. Please cease this and follow the approved build guides.
>>584528603playing safe means you're just getting a shitter uma. it's sprint. you have three aces. go for a highroll instead of gimping your own deck.
>>584528862mmmmm nyo
I have this nishino parent that I could put up for borrows if anyone is interestedMy mile one is still getting me 80-100 club points daily so I have not changed it yet
Is OGuri better as pacer or late/end in sprint?
>>584528975pace imodon't have much room to catch up as late so triumphant pulse might not go off
who's your sprint wife?actually, scratch that. who's your oshi per distance?
>>584528849I stopped caring about Bakushin's career the moment she friendzoned me
>>584528975end
>>584529009i'll start>sprintking halo>mileking halo>mediumking halo>longking halo>dirtdigitan
Sprint isn't real umamusume
>>584528975for sprint? pace
>get Oguri in five days I’m excited to get this dope
>>584528723be prepared to AIII COPIIII
>>584529009All distances be it turf or dirt
>>584528959sorry bwo but i have like 10 nishinos better than that
>>584529009>who's your oshi per distancethat's what the TT ace spot is for!
>>584529009NishinoZenno Rob RoyZenno Rob RoyZenno Rob Roy
>>584529128Based
>>584529009Turf? 18 turf sparks grannyDirt? GrannySprint? 7 sprint sparks grannyMile? GrannyMedium? GrannyLong? 10 long sparks granny
>>584529009sprint Bakushinmile Taiki Shuttlemedium XOGLong TamamoDirt Smart Falcon
WHAT THE FUCK
>>584529210Oh okay, was just wondering if anyone needed a nishinoI'm going back to grinding blaze brian's
>>584529390Cooking Mama
>>584529198If Mayano wins me first place I will personally have an artist depict her raping her trainer (me) while sweaty and only wearing her jacket
Blaze brian is a meme right? My fast learner long S goats won't lose to a 5 borrows blaze brian today, correct?
>all my 2/3* digitan dirt sparks this month have been 1* bluesAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEETACHYONNNNNN I NEED YOUR EVENT
>>584529390HOW
>>584529527MARKED
>>5845295277 and I rape you 4 and you get another gold next roll
>>584529390>>584529527You WILL go to Germany
>>584529390>>584529527This but with Rudolf.She's now 5 stars
>>584529390>>584529527EXPLODE. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. BUT 3XPLODE
>>584529527
>>584529403put something else on your borrow spot if you want to get the 100 child porn coins gwo, people will only borrow +6 sprint sparks parents, full sprint sparks are way more desireable than mixed sprint/turf because barely anyone has sprint sparksthat and there will be lots of pasa/oguri mutators that need to hit 10
>>584527576>YOUR AFFINITY IS FUCKED SOLDIERFuck off nigger. It's 403.
>>584529679Read my first post
>>584529527ITS FUCKING SPOOK CITY
>>584529234wtf twins
>>584529709it's 13 long stars and 403 affinity. Yet if career is going to be 22k+ stat wise pink sparks will NEVER proc.Cyjews be damned.
>>584529609>Germany has a tourist clause that impregnation of German citizens can have them stuck in germany until the child is born to ensure full responsibility Uuuuuuh
derb
>>584529846proofs?
FUCK YOU
>>584529895my life.
I'm running to the next bread before bwo gets really mad.
>>584529009they're all Shichimy dirt oshi is also Shichishe can do anything
>>584528684literally my first attempt with a meme oguri build rolled fast learner, sprint s, and turf s
>>584529945she'd prefer it in german cowgirl btw
Curren is into ugly fat old men
>>584529009Not telling because some niggas will have a melty over it
>>584530020Thread pic maybe?
>>584529009oguriinariinariinariinari
I have confession to makeI snacked on Blaze banner>had 15 tickets>wasted all of them>and like 5 carat rolls maybe>get nothing at all
>>584530202>spend it all>get nothingfinally, a true snackgod
>>584530202ramonu funds status?
>>584529718>80-100 Missing 10 CP in a day is brick status
>>584530306>15 tickets You cant spend them on Ramonu bwoSo i'm ok, gonna have 400 when ramonu drops
>>584530306what do you even mean ramonu funds statusyou can spend down to 0 right now and still make enough for two sparks on her by the time anni come around
>>584530202>he snacked
>>584530202really brohopefully you like brain and you're not only a meta chaser
>>584530345It's ok I just wanted to share something with the thread, i'm loaded in club points with nothing to use them for. Also stop calling it CP
>>584530202You made me do a tenner and still get nothing
>>584530392Well i was planning to buy her with selector, so i thought maybe cheeky tenner will save me 20 bucks and i will buy someone else lmao
>>584529945Giwtwm
>>5845303597 and I fuck tanuki Rudolf
Can I bake now?
Dead?
>>584530860No kill yourself
>>584529492in a fair world you wouldn't lose to last minute briansbut...
>>584530872Yes the nightmare is finally over
>>584530895Why the hostility little man. I only asked if I could bake.
>>584530937Not yet, nonny! It's not over yet!
>>584529492yes>>584530905the world is fair because I am fair
>>584531001>>584531001>>584531001
>>584530973Kill yourself
>>584530973>>5845308607 8 9 lol
