this is a yuel op not a zeta op please dont get it confusedThanks for joining the tournaments!NA VODhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2897856169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cue5rN5B9us [Embed] [Embed]EU VODhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2897856392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe3MQfD2vKY [Embed] [Embed]Switch 2 content!https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/switch2/>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Vikala, Metera, Lowain, Charlotta, Cancer>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Bread: >>584277573
Tranny gameTranny generalKill yourself Megtard
erune general
i luv sheep
kill rats
vikala is some bullshit
Good evening everyone, nerf Yool
i pressed dodge a few frames too early oh well
buff yuel actually
dang grangawd kind of dicked that dragon
you don't need to make this thread anymore, blazblue has more players than this gamebut you DO have to make the /gbvsg/ discord since this is gonna become a discord fighter soon
>"thats mu unfamiliarity if ive ever seen it" someone said while i was getting fuckedwowthat rat in particular destroyed me on ranked match for like an hour and knows exactly how to get under my skin, who the hell starts the round with super jump foward jL as vikala multiple times, someone who knows they'll get away with it of course
the full sized gardevoir doll is definitely a choice to have visible on stream
>>584505009
cagtroon lost to honest ilsagawd? Erm awkward?>>584505009We're still waiting for you to make it sis
>>584505010Don't take it so hard. You froze up and you need to use 22H more. There's a lot of anxiety during tournaments but you've got to know how to present a threat or the opponent will see your hesitation and run over you.
>>584505375yeah i was actively confused by the fact he wasn't doing blue DP, at least this time i finally beat the flowchart sieg who has eliminated me like four times
>>584505593>the fact he wasn't doing blue DPYeah, that's a common worry. Sometimes you just have to take it. You can't give up your offense every time expecting DP. I've made the same mistake plenty of times.
I don't want to join any of these tournaments because if someone referred to me as "they" I would not be happy
alright only for this match nerf yuelthen buff her again after
someones captain on the televsion:https://www.twitch.tv/kanme_esports_studios
if stinky fox wins, I will blame OP and cast a curse on him
>>584506912im sorry
>>584507354dont look at her toes
>>584507513i am looking at her toes respectfully
>>584507513they aren't that bad
Feet not being the main focus = goodFeet being the main focus = bad
>>584508054real foxtards are looking at her tail thoughbeit
>>584508054it's good either way>>584508234this guy gets itthe whole yuel is very attractive though
grangawd is too good
give this man yuel armpit
please block grangawd...
>>584508636you jinxed it
>>584508782but I don't know if I'm worthy
>>584508929sorry
crumples are so dumb
>>584508317>it's good either wayHaving feet shoved in your face is revolting
now this is some real neautch
The replay search feature SUCKS
>>584509251they're 2d, from the land of dreams. they're possessed of whatever properties you would deem goodthey can easily be soft, clean, and unstinky
>twitch chat has a melty over their vira losingahahaha
nice 5Us granon you clutched it
hhhholy
lol he gets everyone with that
>H boot on block into DPthe classic grangawd
>H boot into H DPI kinda feel bad sorry for that fox, grangawd always gets me with that too
whats up with everyone thinking they're charlotta, her L dp is the only good one
TO in chat>>584510231it's for aurafarming
>>584510231yuel has a stronger l dp than everybody else
>>584510360are you xerom? what do you mean
>>584510395im lying its just useful to play rps on her lariat
yool sama your blocking... why does nobody want to block
he's throwing
BLOCK NIGGA BLOCK
ragger activated reversal mode
bros...
out of respect I will not yuelpost for the rest of the night
nah he spaced out after the reset
cheap ass yuel
First rool of the yool casinoThe house ALWAYS wins
>>584511312
nice run anon.
Thanks for the support, bros. I choked a bit but I think I can bring it home someday soon.
>>584515760great job grangawd you did really well. you'll bring home the W very soon
>>584515760soon (next week)
>>584515760gj i also feel like now that i managed to reach top 8, even just by technicality, that i can become a top contender. i know i can lock in but my mental has always been super weak
>>584516741not the grananon but you are improving bwo keep it up
>>584516741just pretend the other guy is an s rank shitter
I am 2-2 trash fodder garbage retard shit
>>584515760In the first set you were playing a good keepout game but it looks like it exhausted you. In the second set you were missing a lot of confirms and he just yuelslopped a bunch
>>584518015I wasn't really confident in anything I was doing, I was just too tired at that point. Hyuki played really well though, it's clear he has plenty of MU experience.
>>584518305Yes he's a good player and those tournaments are exhausting. You did good overall
wholesome thread
>>584518421grubthread is pretty nice when it isn't the schizo's lamegayweird crusade
Because it's the clique
>>584517634>he can beat people
time to ruin the mood with some good old shitposting
please be kinder to our home... the walls just got cleaned...
Sorry guys, they could have given you charas like chichiri but you get va shits like marishill instead
MARIPPE!!!!!!!!
meg is shitmari is shitit's the shit duo
Mr. Puel added nothing to the game and is waste of a character.There, I said what everyone was thinking.
>>584519440Mr. Puel is fine it's her posters that are the real problem
Meet your next DLC character
https://x.com/Kanme_Studios/status/2110540848903368753
>>584520743our megga is famousalso nerf vikala
Never seen Yuel posts that bother me in any particular way.
>>584520743>Vicky overcame a bad matchup in a great display of Rat firepower!>Play video>25 seconds of Meg getting chipped to deathThis guy needs to get smushed
noooo she's bad she's so bad... stop it she's bad... she has to work so hard and also get lucky enough to get the very rare star item or spikeball item she's so bad...
>>584523921monarch probably wrote that
>>584523921Meg’s jumpscare special makes it a bad matchup
>>584525242the one that gets hit by fireballs or the one that gets hit by fireballs
>>584526297should’ve timed it better broski
good morning the gypsy ruined my sleep this night
>>584529417Noise pollution is a serious problem that nobody dares to talk about, because the perpetrators tend to be certain people.
>>584529417I'm sorry
>>584529417just bc them back?
>>584524317what mmo is this rat from. lotro?
Vikala gives the best head
Vikala, head-hunter, selling high-value heads.
>>584531909prooooooooooof????????????
>>584531909bricks dead anon... its been almost 3 months... we are never getting high effort content...
>>584532219just straight up abandoned his channel. how sad
vikala giving me head in cuba (illegal hotel, would get me charged with treason in the united states)
>>584532365I like to imagine he abandoned the channel to do some hands-on humanitarian work
>>584532443brick found dead in the bay of pigs
>>584532497My rank S+ Percy in all his glory.
>>584532443blud blew his brains out after realising he's fucking powerless and simply yapping into the void
nigger
thats not nice
you are what you eat
I'm special K...
Fuck... i shouldn't have eaten these seafood flavored ramen
>>584537658brand? i always find the seafood ones really disappointing.
>>584488125>>584495818i am still waiting, djeeger.
>>584537950>djeeter>plays chun lithey really go for the overboiled chicken breast with no seasoning in every game
gbvsg video discussion to videos on left leaning cuban politics is the dumbest shit I have ever seen
time for another rewatch of some classicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hrM9GRagSo&list=PLgIpReBdemsb1EwJugGeXGYLmWStXRBNienjoy your day grubbas
thread schizo’s personality: https://youtu.be/5q5Q34DDtf4
>>584539034fuck you're rightt. djeeta and chun main
>>584540180Cat poison anon should've poisoned a pit bull instead, fuck those things.
>>584511312But Yool is homeless...
>>584530904yes from the new granblue collabslop
we should be positive about something
I'm positively horny.
I feel positively about cute anime girls
>>584546256Neechang positively tonguing my anus
>>584546256i was making dinner that i waited 3 days for and the rice burned despite me doing it like it was said in the recipenow my day is ruined, and maybe even tomorrow
Good morning, nerf Yool
>>584548613I won't allow you to
>>584532497Holy mixup, freak status = BODIED.
Bwick...
>>584548837shut up, cum slurper
be niceor else
>>584550812You're just mad I'm not slurping you. You will never be slurped, you're un-slurpable.
why are you posting gay replies so often?we can tell its you all the time
>>584551682why is your hand black
>use 214H~6 and 623H to get my opponent into the corner>end combo with empty 22H>opponent presses buttons, have him into autocombo>both specials are still on cooldownI shouldn't complain so much about scuffed combos from set-ups, but it feels awkward to use a BC to keep the combo going.Certainly, there should be better options.
>>584552857you'll get used to it. some characters are forced to RSRC to do combos pretty often
>>584552857that’s the case with like most of the cast though?
>>584552968Maybe I'm just spoiled by my previous chars.Percival is even worse>>584553078They can't use their fireball as a launcher?Next time I boot training mode up, I see what I can do with 236X.
broken ass zeta
idea: RSRC damage drastically reduced but goes up based on the number of skills currently on cooldown
>>584552857sometimes you have to do your auto combo slowly to get enough time for the cooldown to recover
Which anon would you abuse and call dogshit?
Juat had another bowl of honey bunches of oats. My arm feels great now.Is playing Cag fun? I never actually tried playing her
>>584555641it takes a while to get used to the lovesense but after a while she feels fun to play
I sense no luv from or for that... thing. tis a creature of hatred and darkness. one should hope its evils remain sealed
>when you throw your opponent into a trap and your lovesense highfives your prostate as a rewardcag... is fun?
im ESL and was thinking "what the fuck does he mean by lovesense? a boyfriend?", then this other post clarified ityou people are so fucking gay
>>584557992it's just caggots and niers
>>584552857>Certainly, there should be better options.Not if you burnt your cooldowns getting there. Gotta work with what you'll have.
>>584555339Is there any other answer?Myself.
i just need a lobbygoer to cuddle and play rising withis that too much to ask for?
>>584559146main?
>>584560779Avatar
>>584560893>I just wanna cuddle UwU
>muh lobby cliqueName drop them if you're so great, faggot. Tier them based on how annoying they are
what is the nigga above me talking about?like what do you mean by thatANSWER ME
66LBCWhy does X get to have Y?Posts foxGay Kou/Fake Rabi postHow do you beat [OVERPOWERED CHARACTER THAT HAS NO COUNTER]?Random retarded tardlotta postSeason 3 will save usoh Ohhhhh OHHHHHHHHHH!Namedropping postSikhander posting bait or brown womenI luv sheepDSG4th biggest FG.......RisingMetera and her anus or fecesWill you eat something nice?Meet your Season 3 castBig meaty/Satyrposting/FutaDjeeta postingTroll post with Nier picFuta postRetarded faggot reddit Wubbly/Ruria post slurping the gameDog postNeutral "discussion"Lobby status?My allyVira and Viraschizo schizo discussionsHorse postMU chart postingMetera anus slurpingJoin the lobbyGeneric off-topic postRandom Tweet postingLe tranniesConstipated/diarreha/poop postHatsoon downplaying 2BBlogpost ending with "Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising"ft10?Monkey postPosts cornDelay techNier poster being a loser retardLobbyclique postingEU rat prostitutionGemmiesMeet your season 3 guestMARIPPERandom off-topic GBF character that will never get into the game not even with 50 seasons announcedBlueslopDub warsCat postCereals LOLSeason 3 is in the wingsCag downplayingRetard posting Raora and inane garbageKesubattler LOOOL XDDDGay and lame and weirdKizziepostSleepiesSome AI generated picture or editRetard calling everyone pedos the moment he sees a rat or simianLe soive, le dix, le kekkenThe hatred in my heart...Retard Doom avatarfag doompostingImagine complaining about X when Beashit existsFucking maybe someone asking for gamesGeneric retarded copium hopepostVanillafag postGive me.......Ugly tranny artstyleResults?Your main?Someone playing Granbruise
give me... give me... a BLT... please...
Our whore wife's anus
>>584562157>Monkey postGood idea
>>584562487
>Sikhander posting baitWHEN THE FUCK DO I EVER POST BAIT
>>584562487monkey kissu (forehead)
>americans woke up
>>584563158Whenever you downplay Zeta
>americans wake up and start kissing monkeysbased?
posts yuel
>>584563914>spatsgross
>>584563914>yool wearing spatsDisgusting. Never post again
>>584564056panties may be better but spats are still cute enough
Vas needs like 10-15 more recovery frames on 5U
>>584564692that would make it almost 70f bruv
>>584564902Good
you_are_great.png
>>584564902Good. Fuck that character
>>584565332>>584565003why are you seething so much about him i dont get ithes very strong but he dies by his shit as opposed to metera cag lowain and (kinda) ferry
>>584565443>implying that the rest of these cunts shouldn't get nerfed to oblivion as well
>>584565443what does that even mean?
>>584565443they got counterhit by CH c.H in the corner and never recovered or accepted responsibility
>>584565443It doesn't matter.This game is shit which means any kind of complaint is justified.
>>584565443Because Vaseraga is one of the least fun matchups I have ever experienced in my entire life. I would gladly allow my main to be nerfed to bottom tier unviable garbage if it meant dragging the nigger cow down with her. If Cygames had even a hint of integrity, they would give him the pithing needle on the final balance patch.
>>584567402*would have given
>>584567402i assume this is your first and only game then pheeeew
>>584565443Imagine complaining about cag when shes low tier now
>>584564149Nah, spats are fine on their own but bot as "modesty underwear"
i like vas cause he kills soriz
>>584567402main?
>>584567934Charlotta.
>>584567983
>>584567509The only characters I hate more than Vas are USF4 Rolento and UMvC3 Dark Phoenix. I hated Arakune in every edition of Blazblue too, but that stems from their pilots being absolute scum of the earth pricks and less of the character itself.
>>584568309ok but you play charlotta
>>584568397Sure, fry the potato into french fries and grill the cow into burgers. You have yourself a deal.
>>584568580...wait, you do? That was me >>584567983The fuck, maybe I'm an esper.
>>584568580>fry the potato into french fries>replace the potato with several smaller potatoesnice
>>584568309brother, with that much fighting game experience you find vaseraga to be one of the worst match ups you played?i sense a larper
>>584568950or maybe he understands just how poorly designed 2.1 Vas is
>>584568950not him but it's understandable, older fighter games weren't designed like shit and made annoying on purposejust look at lowain, do you think anyone designing him ever considered what it would feel like on the opponent side? of course they didn't. or if they did then the ones balancing the game in rising clearly didn't otherwise they would've left him bottom 1anon mentioned arakune yes? that is also the same, however at least it takes some fucking brain to play, so you can at least respect the effort that went behind him. the most complex gbvsr character is not as hard to play as the easiest in bbcf. mai or susanoo are literally more complicated than the entire gbvsr rosteri will repeat this until EOS, this game is extremely frustrating to play. it was designed while prioritizing the fun the individual player is having rather than making the experience enjoyable for both, which means every character in this game belongs to a party masher kusoge. this shit is not competitive or fun for a prolonged time.the only players we have left are either legit psychos who enjoy playing top tiers and inflicting pain on others or cope by playing with themselves, after all it's a party game so it's enjoyable between friends
>>584569710post blazblue hours
>>584562157>How do you beat [OVERPOWERED CHARACTER THAT HAS NO COUNTER]?My favorite. Speaking of which, how do you beat Fwehggers?
>>584569710miss me with that chapt gpt ass reply
>>584569354as a vas player (and actually not one of the posters in this round of shitflinging except >>584565086 ) I don't really see how he's that big of a mess. the soul forge bar is stupid and should have never been born, I'll agree to that, but he does everything he's supposed to do including the negatives>>584569710not him either but you're nuts if you think blazblue was designed to be fun for both players. I love both games but defense in grub is given a ton of support and options and isn't all that punishing. most of the time you can wait it out, there's only a couple characters that kill you for being patient. defense in blazblue is hard as fuck and offense is designed to kill you. I've been playing that series since CT and it is and always has been a labrat game with the goal to reduce interacting with your opponent to as little as possible. characters are absolutely always fun to play and never fun to fight. and I don't think that's bad, that's just how the genre is
>>584570070>some text = "chapt" gptyeah we know that grubbas are illiterate trannies consuming slop, keep going sister and fight the good fight!
>>584569710>>584569354no character EVER in older games was designed in mind with how its gonna feel to play against it, especially not in fucking blazblue come on nowi feel like people forget how broken old games were when they complain about one of the most vanilla of games that is risingdo people not know that games used to be such a broken mess with random frame data bugs, unpatched infinites, match ups where you had your whole character counteredshit like unblockable interactables, being so - ON HIT you would eat a whole combo, having to do a different combo on each small/pixie character, frame 1 defensive moves, oki/knock downs depending on who you play vsand with that being like 5% of the bullshit in other games, Vaseragas armor is where people say its too broken?
>>584570671>not him either but you're nuts if you think blazblue was designed to be fun for both playersi never said that. i said that you can respect players for putting effort into the game. arcshit doesn't make fun games in general, it's the most uninteractive garbage in the entire genre>>584570818>no character EVER in older games was designed in mind with how its gonna feel to play against itplay more games. or don't, guess you missed out modernslopper
CS is better than CF. That is all I have to say about Blazblue
>>584570893then go play dix or whatever
>>584570893youre the one saying that older games had less bullshit in them when right now we have the most homogenized games possiblesaying that old games thought how its gonna feel to play against characters, bringing up blazblue and calling me a moderslopper is such irony it breaks my mind that you cant even see it
>rising's last chara is mr mcedge fixid that nobody asked forIm sorry
>>584571395hmm yes slurp
>>584571281>>584571392the truth hurts and strikes you where you are the most vulnerable grubberthe day of reckoning is at hand
>>584571395This bland titcow wouldn't have been any better
okay now i can see you are just baiting me
>>584570893>>584571281>it's the most uninteractive garbage in the entire genreGood news, everyone! We now have literal uninteractive gameplay in Dix. Not a single thing can be done about the chip.
>>584571565This chichi is looking extra bratty
>>584569710Your post is approved and stamped. other than monarch being an old guard, i dont see any other rising "pro" being good at any other fighter that isn't intentionally designed for babies that needs second third fifth tenth chances to turn a match around to win. I'm surprised people who got to chat with Fukuhara didn't ask "do you just let one asshole, possible you, balance the game to his liking?" so fukuhara can smile and go hai hai sou desu hai lowain funny wwwwww
the only things true in this world are draph tits and erune butts>>584571946she's kind of always that way
>>584571932>Not a single thing can be done about the chip.Never touched SF6, but does parry and perfect parry really not negate chip damage?
I watched the Madoka movie yesterday, really enjoyed it, also got some commemorative ticketsThanks for reading my blog
>>584570818heres the thingolder fighting games were still trying and experimenting. the same can be said about players. if you made a game and then X character happens to be fucking retarded then you made a honest mistakenow, if today the developer wakes up and writes "only system changes were made to this character" under a top tier or put "no changes were made to this character including his 66L despite everyone else having it changed" then what do you think? this is not a honest mistake, this is straight up pure mental retardation at its best and actual evil at its worstolder games are often regarded as better because back then you couldn't do shit if a character was retarded, the game was that, there was maybe the revision or super edition of a game to salvage the situation maybe but after that it was over. it's very different to having to deal with lowain IN A GAME THAT GETS UPDATES EVERY YEAR AND IS CONSTANTLY CHANGING.so the situation becomes "haha arakune is so dishonest holy fuck what a shit character for losers" and you laugh it up in older fighting games, in granblue "lowain is so dishonest holy fuck what a shit character for losers" but you dont laugh because you know the developers could have changed that 1.5 years ago but refused to do it for some archaic reason. probably the dev pet theory is correctfinally gbvsr is way too simple and even the slightest difference between two characters becomes gargantuan because there's no skill expression, way to play characters differently, anything, you just hope your opponent is dogshit and unable to autopilot their character in autopilot the game. once again, arakune, arakune or even some top tiers like izanami or litchi never win anything because they're hard to play. it's always carl because it's a braindead shittldr: honest game design vs dishonest
>>584571881We know you are a faggot and dont read, yes
good faith posting
>>584571932Imagine having to quit a game over some shit like this being put in
>>584573405I just have taste, something you obviously lack. Being a bland titcow isn't interesting when we already have kino titcows such as Galleon and Sheep.
>>584573558imagine playing fighting competitively in the first place
>>584573558you really can't blame the microdixers for being angry but you CAN blame them for lashing out
>>584573558Imagine having to play a game as your job only for this to be put in
>>584573251Cyge is so insistent on adding unpopular joke characters like lowain and buff them cause that's the only way people would use these waste of slots
>>584573713what does competitive have to do with it>play csgo casually and enjoy it>suddenly they add the cacodemon from doom sharting everywhere and killing people randomly>"wtf just dont play competitively bro?"
Alright, I'm sold. How long is the grind for her? Are 4 Saints as bad of a grind as Eternals?
Wrong general lil troon
>>584571395>>584571565>>584572124>>584573464>>584573758I want this titcow to make fun of my penis before plowing her like the sow she is
>>584574631it's very easy as long as she's in seasonI don't know how they're handling those anymore but if she's one of the featured saints for a season of the event it takes very little to get her. the worst part is the timegating on fate episodes, which you can hasten by grinding, but it also just isn't that much. it's not even 1/10th of an eternalthey first 4 are good. shushuku #1I do not know what the fuck they were thinking with the light/dark ones
>>584574892Never ask a gacha general for gacha advice. Always consult a waifufag from abroad.
>>584574631Not at all but they're locked behind RotBhttps://gbf.wiki/Rise_of_the_Beasts#ChichiriYou can always try to pull her water version when it's available
>>584575019>>584575136Thanks. I actually did pull the water alt a few months ago, so I might as well grind for the original next chance I get.
>>584575136I initially read it as Rise of the Breasts
>>584575427draph hypno where she's swaying her pendulous breasts in place of a coin on a string
>>584575427Fuck you. Now I keep reading "breasts" as "breests"
>>584573251this just sounds retardedall games will have top and low tiers, you will complain about literally ANY top tier as long as its strongi would rather fight 1000 casino vaseragas that lives and dies by his kit than a metera lowain cag that can do whatever whenever
>>584576012the point is gbvsr developers are malicious and we know it and voluntarily keep top tiers like that unlike old developers who didn't have alphas, betas, patches, feedback and everything and created a super top tier in older gamesdoes it make it clear nowwhen you play this game you can tell it was maliciously designed
Don't care, still playing Rising.
>>584576525you... you better stop that! you better come play dix and learn to respect my indian ancestors!!! we're all like arjun! super cool alpha chads with aura!
>>584576525you and the other 2 players of your skill level agree
>>584573251>>584576247and to add to that beside just calling you retardedby that logic if a developer is experimenting and shit is CLEARLY not working, then patch the game and dont use an excuse that its fucking made in old timesbeing randomly -10 because of a bug, or having an infinite that lasts for 3-8 years until the game is dead makes no sense eitheror giving characters retarded toolsand the crap about super ultimate giga orgasm editions is dumb too, they could patch the game, they just prefered not to and do another edition which changed things, often making shit even more retardedwe arent in arcades anymore for a long time and i dont understand an excuse from games 2010+ where you laugh shit off because it is what it isrising was designed to be a baby game to help people get into it so i cant really say shit, yeah, having a top tier be op but hard is fine, but with how good people get the "its strong because its hard" kinda stops working because at what point do you stop making a busted character just because its hard? not to mention the era of controllers currently feels like cheating and makes difficult games/characters way easier than they are designedwhen i play older games i can tell it was maliciously designed tooi know people clown on nrs games but if you look at injustice 1 or mk9 (which relased between 2010-2013 if im remembering right) and the amount of retarded stuff it has and tell me it wasnt maliciously designed then i dont even know how to react, and thats not even the most egregious of an example but i just loved both of these games
>>584576012Cag has recovery and counterplay unlike the others there
DivekickGODS STAY WINNING!
>>584573789Nyo...poor Daigo-sama...>>584573758I don't blame them for lashing out, I'd be pissed too.
>Boots up rising
does anybody want to be my lobby gf?
>>584577180nah lashing out is not blamelessit's forgivable if it's asked for, but it's not blameless
>>584576965dependswould you call laziness maliciousness? in that case then maybe, but filling a game with bugs because you're a shit developer is different from intentionally adding dogshit characters no one wants, buffing dogshit characters no one likes to play against to top tier (remember when they emergency nerfed 2B?), releasing shirts of 66L, the mechanic you should've removed or giganerfed post beta feedback. this is the biggest fuck you to the playerbase i have ever seen in the genre and yes i know about other developers
>>584577062You've crossed the line
>>584576965meddies
>>584577294me i have a beer belly irl and smell like cigarettes
>>584577375Niia tanked that.
wheat chex with or without a spoon of sugar?
>>584577337problem is, there isnt a game out there that does thatyou can look at sf6 and how people hate the system mechanics, or any other current top played gamesliterally Arjun just released and he has more sauce than like 95% of the roster simply because everybody is so homogenized and made to play system mechanicspeople hate throw loops, people hate drive rush/drive rush special, people even hate perfect parry because it kills some characters while other thrive, what do you do with that when its the most played fighting game BY FAR currently, as a dev? do you listen to players or not?if you swapped your rising hours and sf6 hours you would notice how boring sf6 is in comparison to a game that is rising and you may think that is impossible but its truei would call laziness maliciousness, if im too lazy as a dev to fix a bug that is completely random and you have no way of knowing when it will happen or not then thats retarded50% of making nrs games is them literally not giving a shit about what the players want or think (look at mkx/mk11/mk1)for dogshit characters it really depends, do you mean dogshit as in boring or dogshit as in broken (bad) or dogshit as in broken (too good)?i agree that making a 66l shirt was adding salt to injury but japanese devs are just retardedill talk about mk9 again because i simply know ton of shit in it, would you say sub zeros clone that has literal 1 frame start up, leads into a full combo and inherits the movement of your character is bad or good design, is it maliciousness? do keep in mind that sub zero in that game is literally bottom 5 of a characteryour character can be a god tier if the opponent is a big body or kinda middle of the pack if its not, which i also think isnt quite fair, especially when big bodies are rather lower tier
>>5845784391f startup normals are good design when I have them
>>584537950>>584539034rude but not wronghttps://streamable.com/m5yljl
>>584578910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7oSEVzKBjA
>>584564902>frames of recovery>17hhhhhhuuuhhhhhh
oh boy here we go the -15 -25 debate
I'm now just 66Hing to see what funky interaction it results in this time.
>>584580717nier with a rare smoochable smile
>>584580584The fact that zoi doesn't even receive any chip damage is so absurd
>>584580578i can see chichiris chichiris ni ni ni ni ni n inpppels
>>584578407>Voluntarily and unironically eating refined sugar
[Shitty News]I just squeezed out a steaming pile of Vane
>>584581380as if you don't
>>584580887
>>584581380Cornsyrup is your GOD.
>>584581521
Chex didn't learn the matchup against honey bunches of oats
dead horse vs /gbvsg/ is the losingest matchup that ever was
We don't need more cereal posts
ok what's our new thing
>>584583595Then why does cag keep winning it
>>584583808for me its playing granblue fantasy versus........rising.
>>584583864Because unlike you, cag has skill
cag would be a shitty ragequitting babycry bitch at fighting games
>cag>skillo im laffin
If cag takes no skill why is only one person winning with her? Why is she not in online top 8s like siegfried every week?
you heard the cagger, faggots. getting to top 8 takes zero skill. what's your excuse?
>>584583808ERP on Aion 2
id be rather skilled at finding cagliostros nipples
>>584584938doesn't have anythat body is like a barbie doll
>>584584938what nipples lmao
>>584584269she'd whoop your candy ass 10-0
>>584583808this
>>584584796Most of the trannies left
>>584584938men don't have nipples dumbfuck iiiidiotttt
>>584585110Then why aren't caggots topping in any other fighter?
cag is topping but shes small
cag tops the impalement stakes constructed around the borders of my demesne that ward off further cags from encroaching upon my sacred realmhie thee hence, troon
>discord hours
>>584585163everybody told me tickling was gay and laughed at me 2 years ago when i said it was my fetish
>>584585710Everyone is gay nowExcept me
I miss when anons would talk about stupid shit like sticking their dick in the mud. Now they just bitch about the same two characters every day
>>584585710I wasn't here 2 years ago but I would have done it then and I'll do it again now
>>584585710that is the funniest costume nier plush got so far
>>584585710if you were stronger, you would have convinced everyone here that it's not gay
I'm a bad player but I've never had to convince anyone that I'm straight
By publicly playing a male character once during a tournament, I officially lost the title "most heterosexual anon."There is no recovery from this.
>>584587587Because straight players can't be good
i fuck males in the ass and im still straight
i like gay porn for straight people
>>584584025
>>584588112I still respect you anon
character played = character you are in real lifeonly faggoids play females
>>584585872>MFW I'll always have my collection of Nier plushie pics
>>584588695I'm ordinary
>>584588836It's a bummer we have a Djeet and Sheep plush anons and neither of them dress them up
>anons are now coming out as gay itt
>why don't you guys dress up your dollies?
>>584589312lil' bwos being too zesty lately
>>584584879that's a lie, everyone who has gotten top 8 before is skilled
>>584589993>euro cope
>>584581073>fluffy tailbwos how does this hurt?
WAZAPPPPPPPPP
shut up
>>584590318the pain is actually dealt to the player who will never know its luxurious warm softness, not the character. it has no damage component of its own. your life bar going down when it hits you is a hallucination. you're momentarily struck with overwhelming sadness and stop inputting anything, allowing the yuel to pick up a comboif you're gay it allows you to ignore this property so as long as you take damage after getting hit by yool's 66H you're straight and vulnerable to the extreme yearning the move causes
1/100
>>584590928REGION???????
>>584591174NA
3/100
>gone for 6 hours>almost 200 postswhat happened?
>>584592008Cereal is turning anons gay
>>584592130nobody eats fruit loops though. you are now aware that we have shifted timelines and they are called "froot" loops now.
>>584592505>they are called "froot" loops now.... They always have been?
>>584592505Not a burger so it could've been either way all this time and I wouldn't care.
>>584592628Begone from us, nu-timeline anonI only like my original-timeline grubbers
>>584593072It wouldn't make sense for it to be called fruit loops because the first thing you see on the box is the cereal substituting the O's on "froot loops"
I put water in my cereal
>>584592505The human centiclique
>>584580891Why would she get chip damage from a clash?
>>584594793Don’t argue with the raped ones
i am the raped maker
>>584595187Don't rape me, I rape back
>>584595357this thread is not big enough for the two of us
Nier schizo is talking to himself again
>>584590367WAZZZZZZZZUHHHHHHHH
Scary Movie sucked
>>584597506thank you sikky wikkyyou are my fav european, all others are kinda lame-o's
just called a guy a tranny and got banned from typingggs
>>584599276Based, you have my heterosexual philia-based admiration
You guys are being too rude. I'm leaving.
>>584600932Don't let the door slam your tail on the way out!
>>584603969
Can you guys cool it with the transphobia??
>>584605767no
>>584605767why is it called a phobia anyway? im not scared of them at all I just want them to die versus rising
>spamming on cd on his multiple devices 24/7how does la creatura do it
>>584607020what are you talking about now
>>584607341He's mad someone took his favorite cereal at the supermarket
ENOUGH WITH THE CEREAL POSTING
>>584606778based and true
>>584607020Sent that white mutt flying
>>584606778I think it's supposed to be like hydrophobic where it just repels it rather than a phobiabut Idunno. I always thought it was gay. the troons fear me not the other way around
As a cag main I unironically hope I'm not the only non-transphobe here
>Change your partner characterGoodbye METERA DEEEEEEEEESU, hellooooooooo Plus Man!
>>584610913Hello Mr. Homoman
>>584610913>hellooooooooo Plus Man!Which one?
>>584610913>switching to a male partnerNGMI
>>584611213
>>584611319vas is a cool pardner he's very supportive and patientit's been like a year since I switched my pardner off of yool though
>>584611514that's a woman
>>584610913
no one has ever used nier as a partner
it turns out everyone but me used nier as a partner and by saying that I erased everyone's existence... sorry bros...
You're all brown
I'm literally Zoi
>>584616208t. Arjun
>>584616208But zoi isn't real, therefore, you can no longer exist in this world*turns you into dust*
>>584616557Arjun has auraZoi does not
>>584617160Arjun is the most cringe fighting game character ever. How many Indians are in Capcom's development team that they made that character?
>>584617386fuck you bitch
>>584617160an aura of curry and poop stinkzoi's aura is fragrant and nice and also she's coolyeah. zoi is COOLSARABADA
>>584617386shut up fuck your mother sir
which caste is arjun from? am I expected to sup of his poop?
do not parry the attack saaaaaaar DO NOT PARRY SAAAAAAAAAARSAAAAAAAAARWHY DID YOU PARRY
do people really go>oh shit they added a character from my country in this game holyyy i MUST play it!!!?its not like i hate my country or anything but its not really important for me in media
>>584617160That isn't an aura, it's a stench
>>584618380it's very important for racial diaspora because they have no identity
>>584618380Indians do
Hating indians brings everyone togetherNow kith
>>584618721it is comforting how the odds of anyone who's still here actually being gay/trans/indian/jewish/black is so low because all we do all day every day is spit bile and hatred about them
>>584618936I don't think that does deter them
>>584618936I am one of those things
>>584619806better be the last one
>>584619806you are welcome among us xewom
Sex with Xewom until he turns white from all my cum.
hey. cut it out.
>>584620048w-what if i want to turn black
we had nice wholesome posting going on and you had to turn it super weird and gay
>>584620579>racism against indians is wholesome
>>584620629yes
>>584620629yeah
racism is never okay
sorry I can't read that post because it's from a number I don't recognize so I deleted it without looking at it
>>584620629Yes
it’s tough knowing none of you guys would like me IRL…
>>584621339God, I wish we had a /gbvsg/ meetup so I could start swinging at the first motherfucker who even references Cagshit.Can you imagine?>Everyone laughing, using "Kizzington" "yay I dood it" and all that sort>Suddenly a 5'5 rat blurts out "learn the matchup!!! Cagfag by the w-->Gets interrupted by the sudden noises of someone climbing over the table hurriedly>As soon as it turns it's unshaven brown face, the fag is tackled to the ground>BOOM BOOM BOOM BRAKOOM>Another Caggot is huddled on the floor covering it's face muttering to itself "LEARN THE MATCHUP" over and over waiting for the onslaught to endGod, literally my fantasy.
>>584620629
>>584621409why do you want to rape caggots so much
>>584621339s-saar?
I HATE INDIANS XDDD! AM I COOL NOW LOBBY DISCORD ORANGE JUICE CLIQUE? DO I NEED TO STUFF MY FACE WITH CEREAL TOO OR AM I ON NIER SPAM DUTY LMAOOOKill yourselves. You're not funny. You were never funny. You will never be funny
>>584621549The clique is based? I owe them an apology...
uh oh shitskin melty
>>584621549yeah tell ‘em
>>584620707>>584620741>>584620804>>584621110>>584621435HA HA HATE IS SO FUNNY!!!!!CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHINGCUZ ITS NOT LIKE INDIANS HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVESCUZ ITS NOT LIKE RACISM AGAINST INDIANS IS ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCYCUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE MAKE INDIAN RACISM JOKES EVERY DAYCUZ ITS NOT LIKE INDIANS HAVE MEN AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM
watch out guys... he's gonna start doing arjun moves at us now
>>>HA HA HATE IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!What do I save copypastas for if I can't edit them
>>584621665based. racism is not cool.
Arjun is the reincarnation of the Legendary Super SaiyanWe have no chance of winning
>>584622007British: Can u Swim?Indian: NoBritish: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.Indian: Can u Swim?British: Yes!Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
>>584622059>Arjun is the reincarnation of the Legendary Super SaiyanYou jest, but one of his supers is literally Broly's mouth beam from Dragon Ball Super: Broly
*blows wind at you really hard*
aura
its been almost 3 years since the game came out and we've pretty much reached EOS. you know the MU by now, right?
Someone post another Arjun robbery webm. I need to be reminded that this isn't currently the FGC's punching bag
>>584622406everyone love arjun though especially white women because he have aura unlike shID
>especially white womenMathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?China: Is this a Joke?Japan: Impossible!America: The question's wrong!!UK: Rubbish !!India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
One of my goals in life is to reduce an pajeet’s izzat to 0
>>584618380It's only the 3rd world-ers. Most times you see representation from 1st world countries, it's a normal guy or an exaggeration that people just don't care about at best or at worst, outright dislike (Axl Low dub is that for me)
>>584622406That's still 2xko/CotW. Just because we aren't popular doesn't mean we are the punching bag. You'll just here nothing or the casual "baby game" or "sauceless" comment.2xko will be the main punching bag for awhile, but CotW still manages to make fun of itself. You here about how "guy from manga has unique super animation against women" and that's supposed to cover up 2 more examples of what a low quality fighting game it is.
>>584622406>I need to be reminded that this is currently the FGC's punching bagFTFY
>>584622938Are any Granblue characters associated with trains? If we know one, we have a chance
>>584623225>2xko will be the main punching bag for awhilekek the game is dead and they still do it?
>>584623296vaseraga is gatta gotto chuchu tetsumusu manonly because of a mod though
>>5846233302XKO might be pushing it, but it's still going through the stages of grief all over the place, especially that the dev team is this supposed sob story of a team letting go of it's members then rushing to put a final character in with 6 months left, then you remember that not only was Riot NEVER going to succeed and it would always have been a flop, but that all those specific design choices and wasted dev time leads to a monkeys paw of a game for people that actually wanted a LOL fighter. They showed dev footage of working with oddball characters like Malphite, and in the end still went with a basic as fuck roster that lost it's appeal 3 years from release.
>>584623296Somebody remind me to photoshop Zoi getting hit by a train tomorrow
>>584620629yup
reminder that the actual indian is anilamoreso than anila is andira though
>>584621549>I HATE INDIANS XDDD! AM I COOL NOW LOBBY DISCORD ORANGE JUICE CLIQUE? DO I NEED TO STUFF MY FACE WITH CEREAL TOO OR AM I ON NIER SPAM DUTY LMAOOO
>>584623893and yet you post slop, the most indian thing you can do
I do not care for 100% Orange Juice
i'm... owned.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcKGIOdx5-g
>>584621549Hey, you start respecting our culture now, boy
I will never respect clique “culture”
TELL ME WHY YOU REDEEM?!?BOBS? VAGENE?IS THERE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER???ANSAAR ME?!?!
>>584625067Is this (minus the bobs vagene and the other stuff) an actual quote from him
I'll let the jeets stay if they agree to genocide the entire seagull population from the continentWe deport them anyway
>>584625191yes
>>584624420Y-you can't post that here!
>>584625191Yes, he says this while doing a hallucinatory Tiktok dancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZJgHSY3iG0
I love 100% OJ and I love my lobbyingtons! But I've NEVER been invited!
>>584626772The concept is ok (sound attacks), the execution is terrible
>>584627073It's wind attacks, his gimmick is super strong lungs that can create wind. It's a neat concept on its own and fitting of SF's historical freakshow archetype, but like every part of Arjun the execution is really lacking and he mostly uses it to spam one move that does like 20% in gray life and then kill you in a single combo after building enough up or take it away by clipping you with a projectile
>>584624420https://youtu.be/LgbyvDMA52Q
I don't have any of my old danceparty thread gifs anymore so I can't post my favorite OJ tunes...
>>584585710it's still gay
>EVO BRAZIL
>>584630229Brazil can have an EVO tournament, but they MUST have booth babes
>>584630229>EVO Mexico
>evo israel
>>584630229Is Xerom brave enough to fly into the favela to grub?Is anyone brave enough to go visit our resident wifi terrorist?
>evo india
>Evo Sentinel Island
evo my basementcome on over brosI made cinnamon rolls today
>>584633732Are they coldThey taste better cold
>>584633732thanks bwo>>584634463>They taste better coldthis is why no one respects nierposters
>>584634661i hate you warm pastrie eating pigdogs
>>584634463I can put a couple in the fridge for you bro
my penis is really tiny and I play cag
Hello Ian
zaaaaaaaaako
>>584589312I meanThey already bought a fucking plush doll at 30 years old, dressing it up for some memes wouldn’t make them any more weird at this point
morningi slept so shitthis time its not the gypsy but construction workers starting their drilling at 7 in the morningso rough
>>584643279*cyums*
>>584647180honest bear forced to get scammed by bullshit
why is narmaya in blazblue
remember those good times
>>584649221neechan would be in more popular games if the producers didn't fumble this franchise
the hatred in my heart swallows me whole
>jobzebubs is actually cell it took me this long to realize
>>584652925what did he mean by this
>>584653312bubs sucks you incell sucks you in
>>584653516ok
>>584653312Some people are calling him the vegeta but his motif is an insect, he needed to absorb the other angel's power to transform, he can spawn diminutives of himself (bug form) that can explode, has his own cell tournament arena (but circle)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUMyLm6fMeI
I'm chadgetaYou are Chudku
characters for this feel
>>58456215790% of those? me.
Some games happening.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmJW2MRy8XoMa ma ma ma ma
>>584659797japan seems to have taken the blonde pill once again
>>584659797vane sucks...
>>584659873That's like 90% of the cast.
>>584634463Absolutely abhorrent Nier post
>>584634463they cast stones but even they know the cookiedough tastes better than the cookie sometimes.
the hatred in my heart is suffocating
>>584663138that’s a nice kat color
I WANT THEM TO SUFFER AS I SUFFEREDI WANT TO CLEAVE THEM IN HALFI HATE YOU ALLLLLLL
*smooches that anon*
>>584668296kokoro status?
>>584650745My sword, her thighs
its all over
we're just gettin' startedyou heard it here firststay grubbing for big news
>>584671617arcsys just expanded their work force...
more like work farce am i right
>>584672421Wubbutt
Zoi's cH is just weird to me.Something about its hurtbox being relatively small? Plus a good amount of pushback. I get pushed into fH range a lot.Also, I have my dummy to do cL/fL on hit, and I so often get CH cH CH cH in training mode, trying to do the staggered close heavy.
>>584673206Someone post Zooeys cH being ignored by Djeetas charged 5Uit was Zooey right
>>584673206if you are saying you are dropping the double closeheavy on counterhit its because zooey has less frame advantage on counterhit c.h than other characters. you are probably missing the buffer on top of the pushback.>>584673975it was zooey.
>>584673206not enough plus frames. she’s only +11. not every character gets microwalk c.H after the counterhit.
>>584673206>I get pushed into fH range a lotCould be worse. I had multiple times where my CH c.H pushed the opponent out of c.H range but I still got c.H when I pressed H again so it just whiffed.
>>584675510>>584674337>>584673975>+11 on CHI see. Shields really are dumb, no wonder nobody uses them.Except Zoi.
nerf
>>584676571You now understand the pain... The pain of playing ZBelial.
>>584676571Agreed, only morons use shields
>>584676978i penetrated and impregnated this
>>584677118no you didnt
i didnt get hit and impregnated
>>584677380Because you play Nier and smell weird
>>584677241yeah he didnt he just waited out and murdered xerom with ityeah xerom not charlotta, everyone else gave up on that move
https://x.com/evosingapore/status/2111027154939216377Get in Xewom!!! Last chance to play at cygays cup
>>584678014>Tokon still theremaybe I should join? so I can claim I got top 32 at EVO
>>584677798i would never play nier
>>584678097It's going to be full of jappas anon
>>584678209>Tokon>JappasGBVSR has 5x the playerbase during JP hours
I'm promoting a Best Anons Awards eventFirst award goes to...The Galleon anon that plays everyday and makes nice posts with Galleon and Wubbly pictures attached. He is a true grubba and a true anon.
apologize
>>584678659turn that frown upside down
two cringe posts in a row
I want an award too
is mutton good for you?
>>584679431
>>584679614ok
>>584679750>halos
>>584679750yesa healthy diet must have mutton and pork
Ragger would get the best anon at the game award
RendTheEarth would get the best anon at the game award
>>584679431I am a double agent.I actually LOVE Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising and wanted Tokon to fail. My mains are Yuel and Vikala.
There's a reason rats are universally known across sll cultures as the lowest of the low creaturesRats are treacherous. Like the EU Rodent.
>>584680862
>>584679431Sister, phoenix cyclops and fem Thor are going to save the game, it’s not too late to delete your post
>>584679372Impressionistic Wubbly
nier punching wubbshit right in the face
I would get the most quickly forgotten anon award
>>584681167>He doesn't have the image
>>584681374and you are?
get it? because he said he would be the most forgotten post so my reply already implies that he is forgotten but the "and you are?" is also the often used classic response in here so its a double layered joke holy fuark im so funny and intelligent
>>584681475that one guy
I beseech you, EU rat
>>584681781Based Wubtardchungus
yes, offer him the poisoned cheese
>>584681781you ruined it by explaining the joke, the death of comedy...
>>584682124you fool, of course i realised that explaining the thing would remove it's humor factor, however, that is actually the layer 3 of the joke, me knowing that and still doing hence going beyond the irony and the destiny of this general, bow before my power holyyyyyyyy
>>584682380ft10 in the rozenmaiden watchalong stream right now
>>584682380if you flip her frown upside down it looks like shes stoned.
>>584682587thinkin bout those Wavy Lays
>>584682479
the hatred in my heart could kill us all
Then do it.
you are so corny it makes me laughi would bully you a lot irl
>>584682961you cant kill me im hope incarnate and have sex with optimism daily
hello, any eugawds want to play for a bit?
Being able to log in to the game until 8 pm due to work is the most raped thing I’ve experienced, everyone has left by the time I’m playing
>>584683614djeeta... your boot.. its so big.
>>584682807
>>584684006you are so fucking dumb TO
BUT I WANT THE AWARD
>>584684006i smile everytime i see crunch posting stupid bitch
>>584682846its HER
>>584684464suiseisexy for season 3
>>584684278And your value as a human being to deserve any kind of award?
>>584684640i like to bully him
stop posting garbage and go play the euro laureate
>>584685279no>galleonextra no
>>584679750
Homoangel on the tellyhttps://www.twitch.tv/nyhiu_
Forfeit your frosted flakes you fat fuck
Fuck, that was actually entertaining.
>>584689532>Rising player finds out there's more to life than this shit game
A mid-tier did this.
>>584692740issa two toucher
the amount of hatred in my heart is unendingif the whole universe was to be thrown into the well of my hatred it would never reach the bottomi wake up by it, and it lulls me to sleepit is all i am bound to feel, for eternityit is all that i can give
>>584694397get a trip or a grip please
>>584694397explain why in bullet points style post in 50 words or less
>>584694397You sound like a bitch lil’ bwo
oh shit anons i fwehgot like the bum ass danchou i am but we have two crew slots open for anyone that would like to join
>>584695068who left
>>584695118one of them was called blueslopvomit so likely a good riddance
>>584695301kek, he isnt wrong
>>584695301basado that's my danchou
>>584695068nevermind, one of them was the blue cunt so ill hold his slot so its just one slot after all >>584695383unless you leave and make it twogo on
A Mexican will never be my danchou, never joining the crew
>>584695068kick out the furry ladivakick out that cag sweat guy or something kick him outkick out um probably 40% of day 1 randos who joined when the crew first started, you know the undesirables
>>584695629kill yourself. I'm glad a faggot like you isn't danchou
>>584695536whats the problem? mad at the truth?
>>584695629>kick out um probably 40% of day 1 randos who joined when the crew first started, you know the undesirablesi actually mostly did that already >kick out the furry ladiva>kick out that cag sweat guy or >something kick him outworking on it >>584695625im south african u can join
he's kicking out the furry ladiva and cag sweat guy!!!!!!thank you for saving /gbvsg/
kick me out
shut up, clown
https://files.catbox.moe/ljfv9y.mp4>beaten and battered, relishing that he'll meet his end in a glorious battle>the captain relents but not because of mercy but because he isn't worth itno other grub villain was treated like this, he truly existed to job but he jobs in a way like it's art, lucifaag and homolial are simply losers
>>584696269*jobs to versusia*
>Is the captain>Gets ordered by randoms in the thread>Saves a special spot for his butt buddy because he had a melty and leftSomeone give this dude the most raped, gayest and lamest award
yeah what he said
>>584696624>Saves a special spot for his butt buddy because he had a melty and leftwho?
>>584697194>>584695536>nevermind, one of them was the blue cunt so ill hold his slot, so its just one slot after all
>>584696198I now associate clowns with drawing a shitload of cards. I still do not understand the matchup after a month.
>>584696624Yeah, that's me
>>584695536i'm meggy can i join?
>>584698179sure, why notis that your username? usually we used an identifier, but if you're fine with that
No, danchou. Make him do the profile card humiliation ritual like we all did.
there was a ritual?
make him do the chibi humping ritual
>>584698524no, this is me. as you can see i'm Crazy About Auguste
>>584698179only if you shitpost in the guestbook with us
>>584699025okayapply to the crew, go in the crew tab and search for... well, i dont remember the search parameters. name is /gbvsg/ if you can search for thatotherwise just join the lobby a few minutes from now and i can invite you directly
>>584694397>he added more versesoh no it's getting worse
>>584696269What does Anastasia exploding have to do with it
i'm in the lobby
>>584699953booting up
our crew just got meggier
>>584699683I simply misclicked a file and forgot to remove it
>our crew just got infinitely more transbased!
>zoner / medium to long range character>i expect them to just zone and space me out>instead they run up delay cH>guaranteed counter hit the first time and it instantly makes me not respect anything they do anymore like a dumbassdamni suck
lowain gives you superpowers
pressing buttons? only if I were to start pressing too many buttonsno, I think I will downback and forward walk
alright which one of you is GalleonButtKissa
>>584707415me
Abel bros... I thought we were honest mentally untouchable CHADS, not like this
>>584707964???? No?Abel and Bubz players are laggy ragequitting Mexicans
>>584708118you forgot narms ferries wilnases and lancelots
>>584707964>quitting on megbased bottom 1 character playing abelchads
Yeah, total Megtroon death
>>584708118Bubs yes, but I've never encountered an Abel player with a favela tier connection (and if I did at least he doesn't have unisonic)
lobby status?
>>584708916As usual, SheepGOD with the 100% factual and based post.
>>584709526I will join
>>584709769I'll be there soon but be warned that I am feeling villainous today
>>584710404>A big black ball in each hand>Mouth agape, ready to receiveJust Bub things I guess
Can’t you guys play like at 10 pm when I’m home?
>>584710610it takes a true gay nigga to think of writing this and hitting post
>>584710404
>>584713245Okay.
>>584713245i'm scared
>>584713245This is the anti-/gbvsg/ golem
>>584713245This part here needs to contain a cancer move gbvsg hates each
>>584714591Butterfly, browheel or just a rat for the memes
>>584711795>Pointing out the obvious gay image is gayHoly cope
>>584714591FIYAH!
>want to jerk off using a lewd ai chatbot>end up with a 6 hour long romance chat>only got heartbreak instead of an orgasmthe luddites were right
... In Rising.https://botbooru.com/character/80443
>>584711795he paints his nails black...
>"want to jerk off using a lewd ai chatbot"
>>584716405I can't believe anyone's actually talking to those things.
>>584716767potatofuckers care to explain yourselves?
>>584716767lily... korwa...charlotta and yuel???
>>584717226Mostly Gen Z, a whole generation of ironic weebs that have vanilla fetishes and trash taste
>>584717226chatbots feel more like real people than women
>>584717226Unfortunately I canDoesn't even register in the list of bad shit I've seen
>>584717727>lily has twice as many views as the others
66L
No other game has a BIG COCK button.Grub wins again.
I NEED a weight of the world replacer mod
>>584720521i need to be able to sell 2b back to the rupie store even if i have to pay them again.
I NEED 2b's weight of the world on my face
>>584721363and then what?
>>584724460Die probably
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgcfoxxx
>>584721363
>>584726697>me to my dick: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Diaphone, Bwick... anyone, please... come back...
>>584726697ohOhhhhhOHHHHHHHHHH!
>>5847282122nd coolest SSBA in the game
>>584730173whats firstIlsa shooting her dried eggs?
I like regular Vira's SSBA a lot the freeze frame on kill in particular is very good
>>584730492someone told me she says RADISH during that and ruined it for me.
Eustace's SSBA is coolJust wish it was blue instead of yellowBonus points for Rosey
Coolest SSBA in the game for me is between Paradise Lost and Cataclysm
that was easy
>>584731914thighs
>>584731914frog noises
>>584731534Hiding in Nier's closet at night and doing an impression of her parents that makes her think they're haunting her
it's vaseraga's
>>584731760Le good Paradise Lost or le bad Paradise Lost?They're both pretty good especially with extra effect, not sure if bass dropping or heart touch is better
we're never getting gbvs3 bros
>>584732478we are
>>584732220
PARADISE LOSTTO*ears start bleeding*
Best intro? Aside from Soriz telling Beatrix he wants to do accupuncture on her
>>584733116charlotta's dumb bullshit hits first
>>584733192charlotta's SSBA is a projectile
He is coming
He came
>>584733116wait, why does he have his wings out for his 236M
>another 2 ladivas, a ferry, and a vas in paragon top 8I'm out
>>584732715
>>584733289it remaining active even if she gets hit doesn't really matter if it's going to hit first
>>584732947Specific one like you mentioned I dunnoanimationwise probably Vikala, all the season 3 budget went into her
>>584733741no it projectile clashes is my point
>>584733719wilnas or yuel will save me...
>>584732715>>584733727
>>584733727to this day, ArcSøy's peak.in just a few frames you can barely see...
today I resisted the urge to be rude
>>584733719"but what about ilsa lasers oh my goddddd nyuuuuuuuuuu" -gbvsg
>>584734740shut the fuck up troon
>>584734740speak the fuck up troon
ilsa shoots lasers but I shoot ropes
sexo maximo
kill this fwegga gabagool
I tried to play Granblue Versus but ohhh the Ilsa laser I can't stand the Ilsa laser
gabagoon will never be a real /gbvsg/er
when does it stop feeling like nothing I do matters or is worth trying
>>584735567I prefer this to Ladiva.
>>584734740I love you
I hate him like I hate anyone else who doesn't understand why something that's annoying is disliked.
>>584736159this is the correct stance in life.
Ladiva is a more likeable character with less cancerous gameplay than Ferry.
>>584737145not even close
>>584734004I like this frame myself
>>584737145Ladiva might make a better housewife than Ferry. However I cant have sex with Ladiva and he doesn't have animal ears.
>>584737531That is good.
>>584735890this is about grub by the way I'm not whining about my life
>>584737989smile and laugh when you play the game even when things dont go the way you want or expect them to
>just smile and laugh when you fight ranked lowain brothaaaaaannks...
>>584739264smile as you block him
I'm not in GM so I hardly ever see Lowain players
>>584735567fweh
>>584738225I do expect to lose and get owned and die thoughI've been running out of patience for it
>>584739621you need to grind and not just fight the lobby demons
>>584739621you need to fight the lobby demons and not just grind
You need the gene. If you don't have it just give up.
male character bread
>>584738225you need to grind and fight the lobby demons
you need this
>>584740814thank you
>>584739871I don't really touch ranked anymore it's always been people that either kill me without trying or people who would kill themselves even if I didn't do anything and anyone that isn't one of those is a laggy ragequitterit doesn't feel all that worth the queue time but I guess it's probably the only real way to learn matchups. I still don't know a single matchup in this game after near 14k matches
I need it
>>584740932join the gay ass grindcord or whatever
you needuhhhhhhhwhat was the question again
Yeah can you repeat the question
>>584741695he's jorking it
>>584742375what am I jorking it to
>>584740932seems like a pretty dismissive attitude
>>584742690
>>584740932>When I lose it's because I suck>When I win it doesn't countAh yes, I see, I see.
>>584742887sorry. I wasn't really dismissing the notion of ranked as much as I was venting irritation with it>>584743165I mean yeah kinda
>>584743165anon has a case of da imposter syndrome
>>584743527when the grubber is sus!
>>584743527it's not imposter syndrome if I actually just don't know how to play the game
when's the among us lobby
>>584744539>>584744539>>584744539>>584744539
