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Who won
Sex with Succubuzuki Sexzuki
>>584542772>this is what happens after Zibai rugpulled ZhongTaoI'm fine with this actually
>>584542816>don't like pedophiles so I don't like lolisthose are the only ones that come to mind
Thoughts on the gambling event?
The slimes winning completely destroyed the integrity of the gambling event. Now everyone has realized that Hoyo will just choose the one simulation out of a thoousand where the underdog wins for shits and giggles.
>>584542772
Pee is alright, but brapfags and scatfags are literally not human
>>584542772ChongGODS
>>584542991>placed all my bets on the slime because underdog>actually clutched itI was ecstatic
>>584543024How is pee alright? It is literally a waste fluid
Skirk is love. Skirk is life.
>>584542968>don't like aliens so i don't like GI lolis*FtfyYou also have>don't like fags so I skip males
>>584543156All Kachina posts immediately improve the quality of this place
PUTA
So let's imagine the MC is hard locked as canon, let's say Aether. Then who's gonna be his canon wife? Or still friends with everyone but not committing to anyone?For Lumine as the canon MC it's a separate discussion simply because she's different (and hoyo almost always treats her like an alternative rather than equal)
gi 7.1.53 is released only on CN, global not releasedFrom nanoka
Slimes are going to lose, right?
>>584543341Paimon
>>584543369yeah, place all your bets on the beasts :^)
Cute!
>>584543156>>584543308DIEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DIE
>>584543412Paimon is the childhood friend that loses
>>584543437Why are Vesnafags into BBC shit?
>>584543490>childhood friend that losesoverused tropeslopdropped
>>584543001
What does Kachina's fart smells like?
>>584543341It's going to be kept ambigious forever, at best with the vague end of slide implication that one of the women is favored. In this case it would be Citlali.Genshin's MC especially so considering they use him as a pandering poll for fujoshi and shotafag audiencesWhen FGO 'ended' it was an ambigious salaryman ending where it's implied he ends up with Mash but it's never confirmed either.
>>584543341Xiao
>>584542772what happen to chong ?
What have giggers planned for the big day?
>>584543543my dirty mind immediately assumed he was fucking her from behind...
Mitya birthday 2/8Valeriy birthday 3/24Still no birthday twin...
>>584543705Ya'll unironically need Jesus.Or get laid.
>>584543498She just seems like the average girl in blacked videos. Blond hair, short stature, bubbly personality, it attracts all kinds of cucks
The Traveler is a fucking psychopath and a terrible person with no morals
>What Does the Ninken Say?It's so obvious le heckin cute pupper with the meme team name will win. Every match outcome is rigged by social media engagement.
>>584543786>Valeriy birthday 3/24I dodged a bullet there
>>584543543Why doesn't his clueless harem protagonist charm work on Hu Tao and Xiangling?Even Kirara wanted to take him home to her parents.
"One day, Capitano and Pierro had a meeting:Capitano: Yo jester man, let's fuck Pierro: Sure thing Captain.Capitano: OH FUCK, YOUR COCK IS SO DAMN BIG!!!! IT'S GONNA SPLIT MY CUNT IN HALF!!!! Pierro: YEAH, THAT'S IT! OH YEAH, YOU LIKE CLOWN DADDY POUNDING HIS COCK INTO YOUR TIGHT KHAENRI'AHN PUSSY? Capitano: YES CLOWN DADDY! FUCK ME HARDER, FASTER, MAKE ME YOUR CUMDUMP, YOUR COCKSLEEVE!!! AHH!! Pierro: OH FUCK, YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY DICK SO TIGHTLY, I'M GETTING CLOSE! BEG FOR ME, BEG FOR MY CUM! Capitano: FUCK YEAH, CUM INSIDE ME! GET ME FUCKING PREGNANT AGAIN!Both: UUUUOOOOOOGGGGGHHHHH!!!! And so Capitano got pregnant again, and somehow, Pierro got pregnant too. He was so overwhelmed with the orgasm, that he didn't notice a fairy of blue fire railing him from behind. THE END.
>>584543820Yup. They're such a massive piece of shit that it's easy to cheer for their enemies.
>>584543498Her V-tuber design plus her VA lore makes her heavily BBC-coded.
>>584542836
>>584543886it's way more likely that they just get swarmed by the hilichurls. The dog is the only one who can deal AOE damage but will it even be enough if he can't reach the archers
>>584543886I have NOTHING left to lose. I will go full meme bet from now until the final.
>>584543979THE STRONGEST
>>584543967>her VA loreqrd?
>>584543341Citlali if you are straight Xiao if you are gayThe same applies to Lumine btw
>>584543886yeah I got the same feelinggoing to support the Hilibros despite the obvious outcome
>>584544065bassist
>>584543979FVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>584543979FVAAAAAAAAAARK-SLIME THEORYGODS, I NEVER SHOULD'VE DOUBTED YOU
>>584544081Lumine is for scara see nod krai aq
>unironic gay fanfiction in the threadWould you stop being degenerates...FOR FIVE MINUTES?
>>584544095She's in a jazz band?
>>584544065>qrd?You gotta be older than 18 to post here, lil broJust google "Aya Hirano band scandal"
>>584543001>>584543543Isn't Hu Tao a couple of years older then the other Liyue youths?
>>584543796But I'm only this mentally ill on /gig/, in real life you'd think of me as the most polite and sensible person ever.
>>584543979HE JUSTTHE BEST
>>584544169as soon as you stop being fat
>>584544178even then they were all japanese bruh
>>584544169Faggots aren't capable of that since depravity is their entire identity.
>>584543979Never give up.
>>584544081As funny as it would be, Xiao is guarenteed to lose just because Scaramouche absolutely mogs him in popularity.
>>584543556And if you assume no ambiguity?
>>584544226It's the gangbanging stuff that kept these keks going
>>584544205Jokes on you, I was never fat. You now owe me eternal threads without degeneracy.
>>584543952goode post
>>584543967But black guys are naturally good at playing bass.
>>584544302Assuming anti LGBTQ chink censorship applies, Citlali for male MC, Wanderer for female MC.
>>584544164TRVKE
None of the Shadeflops are popular
>>584544095What's wrong with bassists?
still better than actual storyline
>>584544425Nothing, he won.
my virgin wife aya hirano
>>584544178Age has nothing to do with this, no one knows or cares about your jp va ""celebrity""
>>584544376Funny because her JP VA fucked everyone BUT the bassist
>>584544526He DENIED her that team wipe. What a chad.
Haruhi floppedKyon floppedEndless Eight flopped
>>584543979KNEEL
>>584544521>no one knows or cares about your jp va ""celebrity""Son you're posting on 4chan, the English copy of Japanese 2chan.
wow
>the record-breaking Ronova social media post got paid advertising and there are credible accusations of botting>Mihoyo sent her VA on Teyvat Radio to do marketing for her characterThey are playing you like a damn fiddle.
The joke is: a woman's sex lifeHaha so funny
>>584544636Always bet on waifu compsThen meme comps
>>584544628t. Generation alpha who knows about hackerman 4 chan from youtube video essay tuber and get into this site from discord server/reddit link
>>584543979Total Slime Victory
>>584544636I passed 16k before yesterday so I could put stupid bets on this time. It didn't go so well.
>>584544653I wanted playable Ronova since her first appearance in Natlan. So if that's their game plan they're wasting time. I was already sold.
>>584543979
>>584544653Why did they waste all that money for a non playable charater
>>584544628>I've done nothing with my life for the past decade and the only thing I can boast about is japanese celebrity gossip from 15 years ago
>won both betshell yeahyou're next, eulabwo
>>584542772Feed?
>>584543979SlimeDEITY...
>>584543979Slimes are /gig/core....
>>584543979>why don't you just give up?>because he never did.
>>584543979He is HIM
BLONDE MEN OWE ME SEX
>>584545134Fucking PAID ACTORS
For me, It's Fischl!
>>584545134
>>584545134>opponent died before hitting the final blow>*proceeds to hop away*Holy AVRA...
>>584545134He dodge that
>>584545201mitachurl...
>>584545134Holy RIGGED
>>584543886The melee hillichurls are just dogshit bro. This event is all about using the last one as reference because of how the AI works. Though I don't remember much about the Dog desu.
>>584545276Kek
>>584545251lmao
>>584545201lordhen...
>>584545201I think about this poster sometimes
/gig/ is rigged core
>>584545201Prune...
>>584545201Mavuikastacies....
>Catch up with previous threadsYou know what? This event is alright
KYAAAA
>mondstadters are healthy and live sovlful lives with their community>fontanians have eating disorders and bad morals and are prone to violence and mental illness living in a state that prioritizes drama over peacefulness
Are you a slimeBVLL... or a celestialKEK?
wow another detail that surely will add another quality to the storey
gig is pro ronova general
Predictions?
>>584544653Why did they have to lobotomize the entire cast, make Ronova retarded, the Traveler an evil psycopath, the Tsaritsa and Pierro hypocritical idiots, in order to do this?
>>584545723this fun fact started my day off right :D
>>584545648>America>Fr*nceSounds about right
I hate the idea of Xiao, Scara, Lyney and Cheld (especially Cheld) as canon Loom love interests if she's a Traveler.Therefore I support Loom as Abyss Princess because of her potential with Dainsleif. At least Dainsleif isn't as ugly as other four.
>>584545779for the twist and to recreate the natlan aq on a national level
im a stupid silly boy who can't do ANYTHING right
dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What sectors of society would suffer if every single Khaenri'ahn was killed?
>>584545830No one cares about your retarded takes
>>584545890Natlan AQ was just over the top and kino, but the characters weren't fucking retarded
>>584546009You cared enough to give me a (you)
Now that slimes are confirmed the apex predator of teyvat, what's next for them?
>>584545952Eula, Keqing and Mona would lose their primary source of good dick
>>584545648Well the people of Mondstadt are 100% human while those of Fontaine are... well you know...
>>584546009lol owned that tranny
>>584546048>what's next for them?Mona's holes
>>584546009Meant for>>584546023
smooches for Ronova
>>584546036You have a warped understanding of what a reply is meant to convey
>>584546051If it's for Kokusei then I will step up and do what must be done.
>>584546063They're people now though...
>>584546141*gentle smooch*
>>584546051Add Raiden there for the most CHURL'd Genshin Quartet.
>>584545952Mona's butt could collapse a society
Genshin flopped, why?
>>584546141*tsun smooch*
>>584546378False premise
>>584542826Who would even pick her at this point
>>584543575I can hear it. The sound of Flopocchino flopping.
>out of nowhereRent free
Mitya bros, we got too cocky.... we should've known we'd never be allowed to reach 150k DPS without Yae
Pyro Slime could have solo'd Ronova
>>584546338Huh wow she is actually the most CHURLed, thats surprisingLumine has a surprising amount too
Yae Miko is so damn erotic I cannot think straight whenever I'm near her
>>584546768So you think gay?
>>584546592
FX Fighter Kurumi-chan is crazy good this week.
>>584543886vote for who you like :)
>>584546481cheld would
is C5 Faruzan usable for sub-dire difficulty stuff
you know it will be Natlan vs Fatui at the end, right?
>>584546876this season is so ass it's unreal
>>584546943She's not a real character until c6
>>584543886What are the squads' names in CN?
>>584546876I read that manga years ago when a /biz/anon was posting translations for /smg/. Crazy that it somehow got an anime
Playing Witcher 3 rn
>>584546943>is C5 Faruzan usableNo. Below C6 she's not a character unless you love spamming bow charged shots and wasting 5 seconds a rotation for low quality buffs.
>>584546220Yeah I'm sure they are
>>584542991It's funny, I bet on the slimes this time but I havw a feeling the ruin guards could end them pretry quickly if one manages to fire their missiles.
>>584546592>MIDya
Too much cringe posts here, lame thread.
>>584547484/ourwife/ looks like that
Gonna jerk it to that one slime video in honor of their victory
>>584546943>c5
sustainer waiting room
They need to start giving away Diona and Faruzan for free Vesna sucks without at least one at C6.
Can someone recreate the matches in MW?
>>584543165Stupid paimon, babies literally drink their own pee when in the belly. It's natural
>>584545723That's 4 Snez characters with a birth month in February already.
>>584542991Now I understand sportsbetting
>>584547640>Vesna sucksYeah, me.
>>584547640They gave out Diona 3 or 4 times already.
>>584547484Imagine one day waking up and finding that your consciousness has been forced into Ronova's body...
>>584547657>Pregnant women spend 9 months walking about pickling another human with pee in their womb.Disgusting.
Why are fujokeks shipping these 2 again? The cutscene makes it quite clear that they don't give a shit about each other and were only obsessed with their hag gf whom they wanted to save so badly
I would kneel if they make the Tsaritsa's birthday either be Nov. 7 or July 17.
>>584547686despite that no character shares the birthday with me haha..Does anyone have genshin birthday twins? Considering the odds, we have more than 100 characters which means it's a 50/50 chance
escoffier has been my newest addition to my accountthe long term plan with this islohen freeze with vodya and mona and escobut in the short term she is on my cheld main DPS teamSHE CAN COOKholding her E is so fun and making foods seemingly endlessly is so funim not sure what else she can do but she does hella damagealso the 3rd character I pulled for
>>584547640>Diona
>>584547703Varka....
>wake up>think of Fischl>know the day will be amazing
>>584547839yurifags and fujopags ship two characters of the same sex if they talk to eachotherthere's no rational basis for it
>thread just got worsewonderful
>>584547820why does the god of death look like a pornstar
>>584547853There is a statistically abnormally low number of birthday overlaps between playable characters, it is immersion breaking.
Faruzan is too damn ER hungry.
>>584548027>look like a pornstarDoes anyone not obese or ugly qualifies?
>>584547640This but Iansan, Illuga, Alyosha, and Prune
>>584547853
>>584547839Sex with hroptatyr
>>584548080>implyingWe barely has over 100 playable characters
>>584547934EWWW NOOOOOOI like cultured men like Pantalone, not some stinky loser drunkard from Shitstadt!
>>584548251https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
>>584547640Probably a me problem but I dislike how energy particles take a while to actually get onto Diona every time I cast her shield.
>>584547920Odette and Vodyanitsa are on other teams>>584548226Iansan too
>>584548236
>>584548236Lol
Heard Vesna's a size queenIs that true?
>>584548080>it is immersion breakingdoes not kiss with>>584548368>counterintuitive fact
I got a mooncake
>>584548372That's why you E then Q
>>584547640just roll C2 Vesna and you get them
>>584548368Amd we have 4 pairs of characters sharing birthday minus the twin. It's way above the "line".Retard.
I miss them...
>>584548772Who? Wrong general?
>>584548539t. low IQ individual.>>584548758Do the math you'll see that birthdays in genshin are unnaturally distributed.
>>584548710hmm nyo, I'm going for Zibai's C2 instead
>>584548937t. retard
same...
Fischl Von Luftschloss Narfidort
Ethnicity?
>>584548994Holy shit I had completely forgotten everyone chiming in was a part of the AQ version of the fight That entire arc was a fever dream
>>584548937Prove it, nerd
>>584548556hbd bwo
>>584548263Nah, Varka plowed Vesna endlessly during the time loop.
>>584548994Thank you for the hecking morale boost Paimon!
>>584548484Vesna doesn't even know what sex is.
>>584548556yeah man cakes and candles
>>584548556happy birthday!
>>584547640>got C9 Keq when going for Vesna>mfw
>>584548556happy cakeday, bwi
This is my wife
natlan is cringe
Imagine being KEKOLDED by a SLIME lmaoooooo
>>584549481Das rayciss
>>584548679It doesn't help that she deliberately moves backward from her hold E animation.Just a nitpick after using her for the first time.
>>584549483Slimes are only second to Churls in the pussy hunting department.They never stood a chance
so now that never is officially a flopwhat's the next Dendro reaction and gimmick for the next character
>>584549535>she deliberately moves backward from her hold E animation.But that's a good thing?
>>584549483I don't have to imagine.
>>584549409Your Keka won't be a fool anymore by next year.She will be damaging! Trust the process.
I SAID stop liking ronova
>>584547839I'd say they ignoring how Pierro hates Hroptatyr for letting their nation be destroyed just to seek complete knowledge in space is worse. Like, the dude wanted to become Nous or something.
NipGODS
Do you think Hoyo makes most of their money from F2P Americans who pull C0R0? In China pulling for R1 and early constellations (putting aside whales) is very normal. Theres a reason why cost-maxxing is so popular.Mitya has broken constellations, much like Vesna and unlike Sandrone. By that logic, did Hoyo sabotage Sandrone’s sales? Do they have something against her?
>>584549214the good ending
>>584549750>wordslopRoll for who you like
>fucked tsaritsa>fucked vesna>fucked sandroneIs he the straightest guy in teyvat?
What's this slime thing everyone's talking about? I haven't played the event yet
bokutachi no otoko is live soonhttps://www.twitch.tv/zajef77
I heard Fortnite runs on Linux so I no longer have an excuse not to switch to itHow well does Genshin run on it? Any issues?
do we have any Lyneybros who can shed some light about what his best teams are like?
Would you sniff Vesna's fart?
>>584549886>I haven't played the event yetOh no no no...
>>584549737>Go all in on the underdogs, skip matchups you're not confident in>put a little money on a favorite you're confident inStronger will than me.
>>584549886bwi...
>>584549913>bokutachi (mince and deko)
I only played the event now and voted for the dog
What did the gardeners of Snezhnaya mean by that?
>>584549886owari da...your 40 primogems...they are all gone now
Big Raiden Shogun farts on your face
>>584550074we were robbed...
rape me beat me hit me
>They nerfed Mityakek, I knew this would happen
>>584550102>Vesna hovering over non-bassist cock
Why isn't there a single HOMM style gacha? I feel like it's a perfect fit for that.
>>584549886you miss the biggest btfo
Giving Charlotte an exclusive scoop (with my tongue)
>>584550417>Sucrose AlyoshaYou will never again see two useful 4 stars on a banner
>>584550331regular HoMaM is already impossible to balance and you want to throw gacha into it
>>584550293I would gladly murder you
sucrose and her husband varka
>>584550575does this mean you love me
>v4>new nerf for retarded wormLOLLMAO
In the hands of men like varka, vesna must be like a slighty bigger onahole
>>584550293Why are gay people addicted to sociopathic violence? No wonder they top domestic murder rates
They should just give the male 5* for free
thinking about Varka’s huge cock….
get a room
You NEED stinko
Lohen: I was raped as a child and now I exist to spread AIDS via anal sex with obese old men.
>>584550827>obese old men.*blonde, muscular men
Are you people stupid? There's no way red's gonna beat blue here
only a warrior like lohen would be able to take varka
thinking about Alyosha's huge cock….
>>584550767Nicole...
>>584550924TRUE
>>584550919>KATANA NO
>>584550931Vodyanitsa...Tugarin...
>>584550767Mavuika...
>>584550941Likes to watch others take Varka’s huge cock
Lohen: When I gracelessly expire by overdosing on experimental drugs outside of a gay bar, hazmat teams will have to be called in to perform an autopsy because of the numerous rare diseases I collected having sex with random men and animals.
>>584550941Loves seeing Varka take cock up his ass while stroking him and telling him he's doing a good job
