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Hello
AIR SUPREMACY
Fuku owes me eternal happiness
>>584553685Only Groove
cm21 test room923781879237818792378187
>>584553685Hello fellow air breather
be mean to your trainee
>>584553603good orenji morning
>>584553842good morning
http://poal.me/z0tyd7http://poal.me/z0tyd7It’s too late for anyone to do anything about it so be honest
I'm in love with the HokkoI'm in love with the Hokkotomakomai, go, gofeng shui is a no, noI'm in love with the Hokko
grandmaster? more like grandtrainer!
https://jiggie.fun/6EuyJVhttps://jiggie.fun/6EuyJVhttps://jiggie.fun/6EuyJV
>>584553752If Air is in the name, pregnancy is the game
>>584553835be nice
>>584553842A healthy morning shouldn't be orange
Lucky threadLet’s get this bread
ohamairu!
>>584553835be nice to your Rice
>>584554047holy shit, fried rice!
>>584551629Other styles can waitThose 4.5% banners, I will go full 200 pulls
oops all pace chaserslast round481321464813214648132146
>cat spent the last 4-5 hours jumping from random furniture to my back and scratching me to not let me sleep for no reasongood morning umamusume pretty derby enjoyers
Rice should be mean to me
mile championship? more like 1.6km championship!
Kris S posters where are you? Our wife is underrepresented
>>584554201holy aura lost
I like the idea of furlongs. They sound very fancy to me
>>584554098ohakilometreI can't find the FUCKING image
danchou is going on his drunken rant about how we aren't working hard enough again...
common * failkill yourself, as per usual
>>584553756someone pls join this cm21 room so we can start, just need 1 more
>my trainee showed up with another man
no to schizo hours please...
>my trainee is showing
>>584554179one last spot481321464813214648132146
yes to orange hours please...
>>584553047girl why you so badsprint S difference maybe
>>584554776>trainer in question
>obsessed schizo
>>584554935Ricebutt...
>>584554935I have that
ggs everyone
>>584554613so we're calling it * now?
>>584554259I judt got out of work
>>584554996
el dramà?
>>584554567No to kilometer
>>584554935rice buns should be something to be posted more
>>584555090
>>584555112my personal drama is I will be clubless
>>584555112danchou is a whore for my dick. how's that for a drama?
>>584555230mambwo...
>>584554259Let fans of other umas have their time in the sun
>>584555230mambwo nyo...
I will eat burger today
>>584555234can we see it
taiki or camp taiki for the sprint CM
>>584555675SfV doesn't work so if you want to Taiki get C.Taiki
>>584555675latter
Wahey>>584555391Flashu a cute>>584555995Gentlewife
>>584555675taiki camp because current speed skill is bullshit
>>584555516catbox link is dead...
>>584554181she looks like she just realized she wet the bed
Digitan LOVE
Do you guys want to be friends?
>>584556267i want you to DIE
>>584556267I already have friends
how do you clank taikii need sprint sparksdo you skip senior QE2 so that you can do mainichi okan and tenno sho autumn for the secret event? otherwise you are doing 5 races in a row with the career objectives of sprinter stakes and mile championship
>>584556267sorry I like someone
>>584556117take another picture then
yay
>>584556267die, weirdo>>584556117you're fine, you may live.
>>584556301everyone dies in due time. so will i, so will you. but i will die knowing entirety of uma saw my penis, what did you contribute? nothing of value
>>584556398>otherwise you are doing 5 races in a rowhow is this an issue
>>584556574what the fuck are you talking about, euro schizo
>>584556262She's not that big.
If your trainee gets a skin outbreak will you rub ointment on her body for her?
How does she make JP fans laugh so hard?
>>584556606im shitting out S+ taikis bro
>>584556331>>584556368>>584556429>>584556536oh....alright
>>584556398>otherwise you are doing 5 races in a rowand what is clanker gonna do? cry at mewe force oguri to do 6-7 races everyday for both dirt and turf G1 affinity
>>584556728kodomo
>>584556398if you're just clanking for low affinity sprint sparks you might as well clank bakushin for turbo sprint
>>584556717Naturally? That goes without question
>>584556893what about being more than friends?
>>584556514nicely done
>>584557201post morelike this artistflashu cutefalco as welleverything cuteywn have a comfy live with flashu and falco
Be on time!
gentildonna watches??
chud
>>584557317can't. I'm busy gayming.>>584557418gentlewife is VERY protective
>>584557418Does Curren Chan bully other horses irl?
>>584557201love this artist's cozy horses
shuka sho sunday...
>>584557570great style as well, fits the warm chill atmosphere wonderuflly
>>584557063I don't like nice girls
>>584553603Did they change shop chance on daily races3 tickets doesnt guarantee shop showing up?
>>584557272Thank you, time for Sei expert now...
I like rice girls
Have sex with umas.
>>584557764nice... girl...
Nonnies..
My hecking daughter is the cutest
>>584558087medication is a scam to keep us from our true power
>>584558087I already took mine todayDo not loop your meds
>complains about not having 3* end >>584545859>get this afterNeat. No RSS and spurt but I'll fucking take it
Would you still love your uma if she was an abomination?
not like I needed turbo sprint anyway
>>584557780Have you gotten any worthwhile parents out of your crazy pace? I try to hit SS on the actual parent runs so it's about -3m daily...
>>584558484Now thats the horsepussy I've been waiting for
>>584558493BANCHOU LUST
>>584558454Admirable!
meds? sorry, next cm is sprints
>>584558434They mog
>>584559054big
>>584558785She might be the easiest uma to farm end sparks on because she only got 3 A aptitudes so I'm grateful she spook me that one time
>>584558087I took themthis feels targeted
Pornposting is against Tracen code of conduct
>>584558545I have gotten a few actually, bunch of decent 9* ones and a bunch with a lot of whites, obviously harder to hit since I'm getting S or S+ at most with all the races... Also harder to get specific distance stuff on some cause you need mile/long or whatever distance she's lacking to get good fans, so a lot of them come out with mixed pinksFunnily enough I hit SS today (she had 35 skills) on a 1M fan run and obviously the results were disappointing
I am unmedicated and dangerous
>>584559523yurr
got sprint S ig
>>584559614on the other side pon posting is very /uma/ coded
>>584559523I look around nervously to see if I can spot Dia-chan.
>>584559621Yeah, I'll probably start to do 1m runs during GM since I'm pretty confident I'll be able to consistently hit SS then. I've been mostly just ignoring the fan run umas I get due to the bad whites.
>>584559459>hur dur my uma is being targetedmeds
>>584559852bad nonny
>>584559965yeah that's fair, since I'm not really parent running I'm not too picky with what I get at the moment...Don't know much about GM, if it's easier to hit higher rank with all those races then that's good, can farm my expert titles and decent parents at the same time!
>>584558087nice try umasrael you'll never get me
nice last turnshe'll be good I thi0nk
>>584560367did she survive
>>584558087
>>584560476I just bought stuff until healing showedu p
>>584554559what game is left suzuka from that's a cute model
Is zephyr bad this cm? Why is no one talking about her in any sloptuber video? I thought people liked her gold skill support card
we like when every chains finishesno risky business or racing stam but might be ok
>>584560814same reason why the best machan borrow is 46 affinitynobody rolled
>>584560814she's only good at paizuri, as a runner she kinda sucks.
The circlejerking here is becoming more and more reddit tier but I don't want to leaveWhat do
>>584560814sloptubers focus on gaslighting to roll for support cards so they can continue making videos and getting views
uma for this feel?
>>584560976doto
>>584560976moo
>>584560869Front in sprint is a meme anyway. Machan can't change that.
Let's schizo post about an JP uma out of nowhere and confuse later threads? How about Daring Heart?
Hello friends!
>>584560976Nakadashi Taishin
>>584560976Daiwa
>>584560869nobody borrowed machan? the best sprinter?sloptubers suck at propaganda
>>584560869>>584560907>>584560974Man I really like her too.. w/e it's spring so fuck it
>>584560976
>>584561057Hey Babydacchi
>>584561050Leave Daring Heart alone pick another more known Uma or something.
>>584561057Hello, good morning
>>584561057hello babydacchi!
>>584561113die tranny
Good morning teionation
>>584553603Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
I love cardboard house Opera. My favorite genre of Opera after stupid bird
>>584561363gundam opera...
>>584561102i'm rolling her next year in the megatitty banner
>>584561102Zephyr will be strong in Sprint, her gold is really fucking good, anyone making pacers should borrow Zephyr guts for it, and you also grabbed neck and neck which is great in this track, your Zephyr will do well
>>584561057
>staminafuck
>>584561116>>584561139>>584561157>>584561490
>>584561435More umas need to dress up like thisMany are saying this
>>584561523blues don't matter here, you're fine.
>>584561102I rolled her.She's hot as fuck and her career is really sweet.
>>584561601sexy little baby
>>584561523I don't even hate the stamina ones. A lot of umas I like have Haruten in their required races...>>584561607Boxbon a cute
>>584561735if you bring haruten umas to sprint you're too based to be alive
>>584561642I'm not reaching 1600/x/1200/x/1200 without power sparks
>>584561815Just keep pressing speed after you've maxed it
>>584556893I don't even who is she, but you need to stop, I'm faithful to bakushin
>>584562037Insane to not be able to recognize Agnes Tachyon. She's the #1 larper uma. Not meant as insult btw, just genuinely shocked.
>Five team trials>One legends race>Six daily races>Only two daily sales
>>584562168The least reddit anon in here...
>>584562168Everyone loves Tachyon
By the time I could get her GM will have already launched and I'll be running legend races for umas I like a lot more....
rape is funny
>first run's rest
so what did we learn?
>>584562360rape is hot, especially when the uma show her dominance of the ningen
>>584562497Being a little Reddit is okay
gamba time
>>584562497im retarded
Uma sweat
>>584562380no mercy with GL runsit may be a borrow but I kill the run before debut if the career throws me these funny bits at me
>>584562696Why?
it's time
>>584562696luv me german uma sweat
>>584562775Breasts don't act like that
>>584562816my skin looks like this
>>584562830Are you sure?
>>584562816Is it just me or does her skin tone here look rather unhealthy especially for an outdoors athlete
>>584562974it's quite pale, yeah
>>584562672got my S too, shit inspo otherwise tho
umasweat and no kingu posted? >>584562974must be a german thing
/ourgirl/
>>584563196Witches are the hottest female subclass. I have been saying this. Hopefully next halloween we get another witch alt (though I really like the 3 JP just got)
Damn you people were not lying, Zephyr is nuts, I'm going to beat my shit senseless, she's a cow
Is Aston Matcha a good inherit,?
>>584562696i drink that
>>584562974could be the artificial lighting
>>584563384for front/pace this cm
>>584563352Cow umas....
Cygames could make some money by selling Umas asmr for the torenas to fall asleep to
>>584563352many are saying this>>584563384only for fronts on sprint (and maybe pace but they have better accel options)
>>584563352
>>584563679>but they have better accel options)Such as? Other than bb
>>584563529
a humble beginning to my sprint loopa...
>>584559459If you had properly taken your meds, you wouldn't have had a melty, nonny~
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>584563859>Restart
Do we have a new schizo or has he just latched onto Daiwa now
>>584563880you're right..
>>584558087haha /vm/a can't say we never create OC now... haha...
>>584563782plancha. it's the same as machan inherit on chukyo 1200m but far more consistent
having to run with med E again hurts a bit
>>584564081why are you doing manual parent runs you psycho
>>584564051Come to think of it I still haven't done Pasa's career...
>>584564025don't listen to him. your melty is tthe result of the unfair world you live in. meds facilitate that, meds are your enemy. if only you haven't taken them you would have already met the love of your live and be happy!
>>584563776tits are talking. listen and learn
>>584564014i like it
>>584562696
>>584564215How is the Brian ace making going?
post something cute
>>584564361
>>584564361you can start
sex seven
Is speed spark usable in sprint? I don't see how it does
never post slop at me ever again
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
man gl is so much fun when you don't need to highroll every fucking run. sprint and mile is perfect for this scenario anything more and it's cancer deluxe>no combo skills>>584564545yes, very much soincreasing speed cap goodyou go way over the speed cap anyway
>>584564360didn't roll
>>584564545No, you want power or wit
>>584564608Did... Did she raped him?
>>584564647did you make your own pasa parent? i can't find a good sprint front gp to borrow
CM21you can use leo aces if you want870857788708577887085778>>584564860I borrowed this as the gp in both my trees153540061955but the parents are self-made yesh
7 - lucky finals4 - disastrous finals
Anyone got some resources on meta cards and umas? Trying to make a pull plan but all info is kinda drip shit with only the few coming months.
>>584565234
>>584565234oh nyo...
>>584564960thanks bwomy plan was to make a pasa parent of my own but couldn't find any good parents/GPs that weren't pasa. ig i can change plans and farm a vbourbon parent because it's looking dire
IdgiWhy does Gentildonna want a strong man if it's futile and umas will always be superior than humans?
7 and I'll fap to Matikanefukukitaru 8 and I'll fap to Copano Rickey
Would you let her
>>584565303yea mutating is aids on parenting so I just settle on getting it from inspo61% chance is not bad at all, need to balance that and getting sprint S which as you can see even at a high ish star level it's still kinda low to get
>>584565346She is training (You) specifically to get rid of other people trying to marry her and to rape you safely.
>>584565346she wants a man that has the will to try despite knowing the futility of it.
mwos.... just one fanrun..... pwease.....
>>584565487Sprint S is optional Turf S is not
>>584564545If you run 0% speed uma it help a lot.
>>584561057good morning, babydachi
>>584565602this isn't capricorn 1 little timmy
>>584565596its ok my sprint loopas generate some fans. i think. maybe a few? like 100,000 at least.
>>584565261If you want to do an extended amount of research into it- gamewith- kamigame- Bigger JP channelsAll will have older archived CM guides that you can see which cards held relevancy throughout periods of time and for how longCompare that with gametora to see what cards released, then fill in the gaps of your pull plan to fill in slots that you won’t be able to consistently borrow/need to borrow outside of to accommodate distance specific skillsThis is the reason that Pokke Speed is, despite being a distance specific card, a must-pull for backliners who want to be competitive for the time she is relevant
>>584565602this hasn't been the case after capricorn 1. sprint S actually matters now, i learned it the hard way in round 2 of leo 2
>>584565756There is no reason not to be running every G1 on your loopas
Sex with autistic umas is immoral
>>584565873the sprint umas can't do that
yeah I have a good feeling about finals I can see Brian BLAZING it
>>584565937if you give them the sparks they can
>>584565885don't say that....
>>584565862what happened in r2 of leoidk if natie mutates from G or F
>>584565885I want to have sweaty, filthy baby-making sex.Saliva, natural lubricants, sweat. Scratching and biting.Kissing and licking.The whole lot.
>>584565847But I assume someone already did this gathering work somewhere
>>584565261Here's a QRD:>meta umasA scam. Pull for umas you like because even the best meta uma wont be able to win you likt eh 10-15 cms you'd have to WIN (you will still get rng fucked in finals btw) to make up for potentially using 30k carats.>meta cardsscenario and anni banners. If it has free pulls, you should consider pulling. Aside from the generalist stuff everyone should be going for (Ramonu wit, Pasa speed, Orfe guts, Nishino power etc), there are occasional style specific cards worth getting, but those depend on what style you want to focus on/has the highest oshi density.
Hello!
Whoever marries Laisu is going to be a really lucky guy.She'd make a wonderful wife for that person, I'm sure of it.
>>584566263Freckled cutie alert, hello!
>>584566263ryan but a bit less ugly
>>584561102From the looks of things you don't need to care about meta no matter whatSQUEEEEE
>>584566185oh nah i wasnt bringing nature, im not that psychotic unfortunately. triple paces, iirc none or only one of them had sprint S, did well in round 1 and got raped in round 2. and finished 5/7/8 in A finals
are we not excited for the Finals in a couple hours? Its all sprint talk
this is me btw. if you even care
>>584566460what the FUCK is that thing
>>584566439I dont really care, training for the cm was ass and I'm content getting 3rd.
>>584562854youre not funny tranny
>>584566439I've lost finals going in with a 90% win rate and won finals with a 40% win rate, I don't really care about the final coin toss, I did my job already during the other 80 races
might dick pull for brian
you have to be mentally retarded to even like rice shower
>>584565937but their affinity will be ass if you dont run medium races
>>584566594don't make xim have a melty please
>>584566439SPRINTCHADS RUN THIS GENERAL
>>584565885
>>584565261
>Tell Gold City she looks really hot today and offer her some water>She snaps at me and storms offWhat did I do wrong...
>>584566240They are both scam, you should just not care about pvp. But it's hard, cygames know how to hook people.
>>584566439we should be talking about the dirt cm now, tbdesu
Please fuck my trainee
Reminder to delete Sm*rt F*lcon from your account.
when is Sirius Symboli releasing?
>>584566460beaveryama festa
>>584566672Not caring about pvp and being an uma roller is a valid way of playing, but if someone is asking about meta I assume they care about winning cms.
>>584566645> Updated versionBless you
>>584566674Delete Falco and repost with Hokko
>>584566512new nakadashi festa alt (leaked)
>>584566674sure we can talk about the dirt cm where you will play center stage
>>584566594
>>584566730She's not my type, sorry.
Need more dommy Umas
>>584566439I believe in miracles, KS Miracles even.Let me match with an overnight cooked Brian.Let me go against a Natie that bought ASE.And let me lose to the SS+ Golshi without spurt by a head.
Currenposters owe me sex
>>584566439I can't wait to collect my third place rewards.
>>584566237Yes.It’s usually role specific, thoughThe OG umacaratcalculator spreadsheet had some futuresight collected, but the very far future ones were a little barebonesHere is a copy of mine that you can viewhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zd1QxHFe05t9azaT3s4ASF8iG9IPcwFbMttDGTHKG4E
>>584566623who?
>>584566645>last updated nov 11, 2025>its October 16, 2026Brother isn't this outdated as fuck
since japan is 15 hours ahead of the US, would calstone be able to run fast enough after 9/11 happens to make it to washington to warn them about it before the time is up and the plane hits the buildings?
>>584566765There's almost no point in making plan further than like 2 banners. It's fun by itself, but it's doesn't matter because all that matters is luck.
>>584567029Washington already knew about it before it happened dumbass
>>584566439no one is genuinely excited for finals. it's a bullshit dice roll that you can only dread
>>584567029she wouldn't stop it even if she could.
>>584567083
>>584566439nobody cares for longsloppa
>>584566434oh whoops just saw you posting her a bit, was browsing your previous posts for funand dam well it's good to learn anyway I've had lots of moments like that so will always take an opportunity to learn
No sprint s award no turf s award
>>584566824please?
jongers?
>>584567021it will be years until we even catch up to speed teio just let it ride, someone will update it eventually
>>584567264euthanize her?
>>584567264fix your pinks amigo...
>>584567303...?
>>584567264oh boo hoo
>>584567264>medium Sfix your parents before trying to chansform any more
>>584567034It's fun yeah and I like to think about what I consider worth pulling and what I can skip. Obviously luck both good and bad influences a plan in ways you cant predict.>>584567021It's outdated and honestly has some questionable inclusions, but it's fine as a guideline for what cards are worth keeping an eye on.
>>584566439I didn't put much effort into my aces this CM and I usually get plat for CM that I halfassed in
Why are they orenji?
>>584567280I'll consider it if you can get her older sister in on it.
>>584567303if you leave a comment on my profile
>>584567386>>584567432IM RUNNING 11 SPRINT PINKS, NOT MY FAULT SHE DECIDED TO HIT THE 2* MED NISHINO GP SHE IS FORCED TO HAVE TO RUN MEDIUMS FOR AFFINITY
>>584566439My win rate died hard, it's gonna be a dice roll
>>584567403No. No Jong. We're beyond it now.
is there a list of dates of dirt g1s this fall?
>>584564960>3/9join please.....>>584567523E aptitude is fine to gamble on, way more important having good pinks if you're mega mutating like you're doing
>>584567583retard
>>584567523>he settled with medium pink on his flower parent
>>584567583>3/9>join please.....NINE PERSON JONG??
curren whore die
>>584567561The end of the JongbwosSuch is the fate of manyJigglebwos will soon follow
For me? It's Luna.
Are you going to win?
someone PLEASE make a decent machan parent with 2* turf sparks.
>>584567710absolutely no
I'm going swimming soon so no jong
>>584567249>it's good to learn anyway I've had lots of moments like that so will always take an opportunity to learnthat's the mentality currendacchi. we're all here to learn
>>584567708
>>584567726I have one but my flower gets more borrows, sorry chud
>>584567561no...
>>584567710I've only known defeat my entire life
>>584567763I hope thats an indoor pool... either way have fun
>>584565261One thing you have to take into account is how much use you'll actually get out of a card, to put Pokke as an example since I'm a late player, you would think that you are going to use her for a whole year before still in love kills her, however...there's 3 CMs (I would run lates) and 3 LoH (I would never run lates) in case you don't know how LoH works, you get points for placing, highest points being 1-2-3 and there's 12 umas 3 you, 3 another player, 6 npcs, it's extremely easy to get blocked and fronts and paces are always the best in this mode So with that in mind, while pokke speed is amazing, considering I would use her in 3 CMs only, I won't be rolling and I'll just borrow her when I need, there's a lot of shit like this you have to think about when making your own plans
>>584567845WELL YEAH OBVIOUSLY IT'S FREAKING COLD
>>584567710I win by not playing CM
>>584567710yes danchou I will win and then I will steal a kiss from you
>>584567473Deal!
>>584567264This wins brochacho Trust
>>584567463it's a mystery
>>584567583>E aptitude is fine to gamble on, way more important having good pinks if you're mega mutating like you're doingNo its fucking not, even more so if you want your nishino to run dirt like mine doI managed to get a 6 dirt 2 sprint gp, but having 7+ meds on the other one is pretty much a must
>>584567763Can I join?>>584567832It's okay late burger you can play with us some other time
>>584567931I'm not your danchode
>>584567726best i can do is 50 affinity
>>58456771075% wr. so obviously my aces will all spontaneously combust
>>584567710Only if i get extremely lucky
>>584568003roleplay as him or not i'm getting my kiss
>>584567583>join please.....I don't have a single sprint ace yet my man
>>584567710only if there arent 4 debuff niggers in the lobby
>>58456771040% of the time, yes.
>>584567931>I will winlmfao
>>584564960LATE START LARRYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_gEYzcp7suA_fQsW7NnVACGphave to afk for a bit but here's the next one827770298277702982777029glad ardan actually has a chance at winning now..
>>584567887me on the right
Creek??
BEAST MODE (AWOOOOO)
I don’t get it.
sorry sprint room host i don't even have any parents ready for sprint... i was clanking dirt cm parents this whole time
>>584568328everyone??? i thought curren was the whore of tracen...
V is gay?
>>584567710hopefully not I want to feel like shit today
>>584568430why DIRT
>>584568439prison gay
>>584568439umama is a man so yeah
>>584568263Joining with 2 debuffers because I only have 1 ace :)
>>584565873sorry i only run turf/sprint g1s on these loopas.
I think Front El is theoretically stronger for the track than Machan because of the flaw in her unique. I wonder if adding a pace (or maybe even two) in your comp would make it more consistent? The idea is to make it so someone will always try to make her an overtake target. What does /uma/ think?
>>584568439bi
>>584568481it's my only chance at a plat star
>>584568263This WR with 100 races is kinda neat, you can visualize how dogshit your team is.
>>584567710Probably not.
5 more hours before my mood for the rest of the day becomes high or depression
>>584567083wasn't the FBI tipped off a fuckton about a possible attack happening for months but ignored them each time
>>584567710I never lose and that isn't gonna change today.
>>584568617>frontdon't do this
>>584568624falcobwo...
>>584568617obviously front pasa is broken on that track because of perfect timing guaranteed 0.3 accel, but good luck building from F sprint affinity E front affinity lmfao
>>584568617Front pasa is the strongest she just wins straight up, now let's not talk about making one
>>584568617I don't get thisit is sprintin what scenario doesn't machan have someone on her ass in a sprint as a front?
>nonny, it's so small and cute
Got enough pieces from legend races to get her today finally and now I have all the starter girls. Whenever they give us another random ticket will it be an upgraded one with new girls or will I just end up with a dupe?
>>584568836i bring a suzuka and now your machan is useless
>>584568867>whenever they give us another random tickethaha, good joke anon
>>584568710Yeah they were informed multiple times there was going to be an islamist cell hijacking at least one plane domestically but lo and behold nothing was done
>>584568836solo frontthis cm will be paceGEMslop with a healthy dose of ends, if you're not bringing another front for machan then she'll struggle hard in many lobbies
>>584568621You are not bi lol
>>584568836>in what scenario doesn't machan have someone on her ass in a sprint as a front?I've been spectating races in my free time, there are scenarios where it triggers way too late. I have no Hakuraku to prove it because I did it on my phone.
>>584568629lmfao
>>584568617Isnt it basically like Angling and Scheming. If someone tries to pass you at around 400m, you get a speed boost. Seems like she would be great with El's unique since if you have the lead on the last corner, you're probably gonna win.
>>584568851i got a boner....
...Does ruby love her trainer?
>>584568938Thanks, thought it was a pretty good one myself
>>584569068even on the occasion her ult + plancha pop frame 1 of late race, paces have budding blossom + head-on + maybe plancha, ends have tracen cheer + spurt + leap forward or lightning surgefronts are simply out-accel'd
i think that everyone is biits just a matter of degreetoo bad this homonormative society cant handle that
no I'm not?
>>584569329I think it's perfectly normal for two straight dudes to gay up on the internet, that's how the internet used to be before everything became so gay.
>>584568973Do you think it happened in the umaverse
>>584569536shut up anonchama
>>584569536Being gay is basically bi, you're just a bit more selective about it.
stop replying to the chiyoposter i thought you retards knew better
>>584567029>implyinglollmao, even
>>584569329neither the 'chuds' who got groomed on 4chan as teenagers nor the LGTV who got groomed on tumblr can understand that niggas can just want to fuck people regardless of gender. Umamusume Pretty Derby Champions Meeting
>>584564261>>584563776>>584563679>>584562696my paizuri slaves
>>584569823did you draw that
the month is halfway overdo you regret sticking with your club?
I don’t like men.And I don’t like you.
>>584553603>game about races and horse girlsSurely this game is very footfag, such as yours truly, pandering right?
>>584570015I have been happy with my club choice ever since I joined in like February
>>584570008no.
>>584570015everyday has been a battle so its fun
>>584570078Sex with yaeno muteki
>>584570015i'm glad i joined them this month. danchou rocks
>my trainee is teen pregnant and proud
I don't have high hopes of getting into A finals for Capricorn, but how viable is triple front next CM? I don't have Mummy Creek and making sprint parents with Pasa is a retarded idea (good luck ever seeing 2* power 2* sprint), but fronts don't have any good accels so maybe it's best to hope for lucky pace and run Curretesan, Taki, and Pasa.
>>584569329honestly, I never understood that point of view. how can they be bi? if the trainer is male, then they're straight, and if the trainer is female, then they're lesbians, right? wouldn't that be more accurate?
>>584570358who is they
>>584570294>I don't have high hopes of getting into A finals for Capricornyou can make your aces in unity and get into A finals if you have good cards wdym
>>584570015nop but I think they hate me
>>584570208anticipating...
>>584570015I've been with them since January, it's been great no regrets
>>584570410the umas
>>584570283unironically one of the best potential mom of the game btw
What if I'm not gay but I wanna fuck my femboy roommate that keeps wearing skimp clothes at home without a care in the world and bending down in front of me or sitting on my lap as a joke?
>>584570447mambwo nyo we love you....
Brian is kinda cool but not sexual at all. I don't understand how can anyone be attracted to her.
>>584570015i got invited to mambo a couple weeks after i started playing and have never looked back. i love my mambros.
>>584570078neither yae nor ban would say this. they are kind and benevolent.
nobody likes you in uma&co V
>>584570605cool things are cool anonit's okay to like cool girls
why have i not seen a single fat curren editsurely the falcosisters can retaliate
>>584570423on another track where Angling works I'd agree with you, but the only accels for fronts I can see are>Mummy Creek (.1>Plancha (.1)>Overcharge (1250+ power, .1).......which is turbo shit
>>584570605It's really easy to understand actually
>>584570582frontbro...
>>584570605with so many good Brian fanarts out there, you post an hideous one
>>584570623please do your runs
>>584570732mummy creek isn't even a front accel, it procs in 3rd-4th (same as budding and shooting)
>>584570641This is a superposition of Yae and BamShe inherited Bamboo’s energy and Yae’s internal inferno
>>584570486I thought you were gonna hurl mean words at me.. I was unprepared for this.
>>584570605>but not sexual at allwrong
>>584570556I fully agree
>>584570015Im clubless
>>584570876>budding>shooting>pump>spurtwhy are skills in this game so sexual
>>584570605i understand how anyone can be attracted to her, she's strong woman and has big tiddies and nice eyes.But i don't understand how she has so many rivals and too many umas careers are around her.Was the horse this good IRL?
>>584570732did you know copacopa has a sprint C aptitude?isn't that interesting? a frontfag wouldn't be afraid of a small mutating game
>>584570015Over a year ago my leader stopped logging in long enough to stick me with job. Not interested in being a leader, but I also don't want to belong to a club that calls itself chill then suddenly forces a quota so I've hung on to the leadership while not giving a shit
>>584571117Keiba powerscale autists might argue that pre-injury Brian was one of, if not the, strongest horses Japan has ever produced.
>>584570015i've been here for like a year but if we derank and dancho doesnt kick the shitters i'm jumping sorry i sneed the carats
>>584570985hesitation is defeat
>>584571167>>584571240Mambwos...
>>584569327>fronts are simply out-accel'dUnfortunately the case, even with double dominator or rabbit the track is simply harsh on them. I don't want to build Pace Machan if I can help it.
>>584570793I'm looping bwo... I'm doing my best here...
> chrono backend is deadOh no what the fuck do I do
Why is lates bad this CM? Isn't OYL buffed and even better in a Sprint?
>>584571117somewhat keibafag here, yeah narita brian is often ranked in like top 5 japanese horses ever lmao. only equinox, deep impact el condor pasa, and orfevre convincingly get above him in the GOAT rankings
>>584571167Neth...
>>584571364ends got their own OYL
>>584571317>1/7 chance of getting sprint pink
>>584571143I don't have Rickeyor Nishino or MCreek or Cheer Halo or Pink Taiki or Wedding Curren or Falco
>>584570556
>>584571397>el condor pasaYeah, where is her second alt tho?
>>584571364They are not bad (according to haku at least)
>>584571143>F turf affinity>0 built-in greens for turf frontwe shan't
>>584571465who do you have thenyou're in luck I'll give you your front chuddie winning team>>584571561your loopas?
>>584571364Ends get their own oyl and unlike lates they have easy access to a mid leg gold (unless you for some reason rolled on Air Groove wit).That being said a strong late can still just gamble a win like every other cm. Do whatever you want.
>>584571464yeah im fishing for power/turf but i know its grim. parent training sucks.
>>584571397>el condor pasai love her in the game, but she's so stupid to be taken seriously as strong horse.
>>584568263https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=yYPoibNZw9ZUHGewn2dzOxUY917897209178972091789720
>>584571618I have pic related plus Flash and BrianIf Palmer had spooked me I'd be mutating her and running double oonige, but alas that didn't happen
>>584571730They just fucked up the powerscaling of the launch umas. Vodka suffers from this too, the horse had a very impressive career
>>584571364they're not bad per se, ends simply get more consistent accel
this dude is so fucking ugly. in a good way.
>>584571659remember there's a higher chance of 3* blue if you get 1M fans or more
>>584571509
>v joining his ex bf rooms
>>584571912
>>584571951Dont mess with my fellow mambro, dude.
>>584572021kill yourself seriously *
>>584571951i was going to say you dropped your oguri but i HAVE noticed that 3* blues are more common on my clanker fan runs for some reason... gaslight status uncertain
>>584571912absolute shoujo heroine energy. Goddamn
You two are stupid
>>584572086Nyo
She doesn't want you in the rooms
faggot can't go 2 seconds without self-inserting himself into everything
>>584572029did she die????
gonna insert myself into you if you aren't careful
>>584571791Valentine Bourbon (unique is still stupid in any track)Silence Suzuka (take unrestrained, it's a bad gamble but you can do it) (regular not runaway)Maya (OG) I guess????? her unique should work and it's a good accel, but it's Maya......Get Plancha on all of them and pray for a good Machan parent to show up.
>>584572370retired to be a broodmare
>>584571551cygames would kill me if this gets leaked so please be car
>>584571304That is trueI will simply push aside my fear and thrust deeply into her
Is V in the room with us right now?Take your meds
I'm taken.
>>584570283BIG PROUD
>>584570015Pretty comfy. I could do loops instead of fanruns everyday and the club still afloats. The only thing stopping me is the lower number of races in loop runs so it won't yield me as much carats back as fan runs
>>584572239>filename not randomized not him
>>584570015Yes, I'm not in any uma club and I've in mine since the start of the game, I farmed about 50M monthly since the game came out and do 120M-150M with auto now, we barely make it to A rank and it fucking bloooooows I'm going to dip one of these days
Randomizing filenames is for fags
>>584572878when he's phoneposting it's not randomized
>>584571240Don't do anything silly you'll regret...
>>584572878ackshully he stopped randomizing them because he thought he was being smart but I'm smarter
>cygames has kept Tact in NPC jail for so long that Google's clanker thought she was dead for a moment
>>584571783NOOOOOOOOOOOOOI mean...whatever...stupid ardanalso FUCK THESE LATE STARTShttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=A9AdZlhmjP1FzWXQHje3l9vVLAST>LASTLAST>LAST841237708412377084123770
>>584573283Punishing Ardan and her glass legs aith creampie sex
>>584572934danchou this one
> Looking for parents in chrono> They all suck assIf I wanted to use a whitemaxed uma with shit blues I would just use one of my own
>>584572417>Bourboneven if she's in 1st place at late-race, how is she supposed to win with a .1 accel when pacers and ends have anywhere from .6 to .9?
>>584573497you can borrow my grandparent
>>584572934you are big dum dumyou could easily get into any A+ rank /uma/ club if you wanted to. Why haven't you jumped?
Bed breaking sweaty sex with Kawakami Princess
>>584573476My beloved Lala....
>>584573497the consequences of sprints cms being rare and sprint umas having dogass affinity have led to this
>>584573510Get lucky. 800+ guts amd infinite wit and power and speed and midrace.
>>584573283Thanks for the room, I'll probably join more when I have actual aces instead of old ones and TT stuffOr club race ones like that Falco
i think you guys are underestimating the power of gutsmaxxed dueling for sprints
>>584573856shut up taishin
>>584573787lo no worries looking forward to it!!!!!!
>>584573856you still have to have a hearty chunk of guts and a hearty chunk of speedand everything else so get very lucky
>>584573856You said that last time too. Even in JP they dont gutsmaxx
>>584573649I told myself I was going to quit if we ever dropped from A but it hasn't happened yet, one time I was going to do it I opened the club chat and after my danchou kicked the month flatliners one guy asked if he was going to make it to next month...I couldn't abandon them... my comrades... it genuinely felt wrong to quit after seeing that...
>>584574001someone in my club posted in chat that he would never abandon usthen he left the next monthuma musume is not a game of honor
>>584574001betrayal feels bad at firstbut you get used to it, don't worry! it'll be fine
>>584573962post the other variant of this image.
How much stamina and guts to pass Tenno Spring for Narita Taishin?First try running her, and for fucking sprint.
>>584574001You're a good one.
>>584573670
man this thread gets worse with every day that passes
>>584574001Mambro...
>>584574130I guess I can let you in on what me and him do...
You know, there are other clubs than Mambo
getting sprint/turf spark to fire with only one parent having them fucking sucks
>>584574304such as?
>>584574304name 2
>>584574189Aren't you a little young to be smoking?
>>584574304mambo is the xmen of uma clubs though
>>584573741Computer, simulate 100 lobbies with gutsmaxxed triple front comps.
>>584574078Nice ears[/spoilers]
>>584574416what does that even mean
>>584574348>>584574356Uh....Uma Musume Fan Club and eh... Mambo! Ah fuck!
>>584574001DANCHOU DON'T MISS THIS ONE
>>584574502they all transitioned into mambwos
>>584574189holy shit... this kid is cool as fuck
>>584574416What does that mean tho?
but what if i'm not in mambo
>>584574141does Taishin need to win or get 3rd?If she needs to get 3rd, 400 + white should do itif she needs to win........500 + gold to be consistent, if you do 450 + white you're asking for deathI had horrible times running VBourbon for sprints because of the Haruten. Fuck that race.
>>584574747then youre allowed to flatline
this will be hell this CM
>>584574747then you're not relevant to the conversation
>>584573283nvm I'll cancel this one actually don't feel like WAITING
>>584574747I dont know man. You look awfully like a mambro to me
the so-called "mambo" club isn't even about matikanetannhauser or el's bird. what even is the fucking point of it all
>>584574601if she's so cool then why does everyone say she's hot
>>584574001It's not that serious
>>584574868Its about this or so I was toldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAh6X3JLfMg
>>584574860
You guys made your Brians in time for A finals, right?
another million fans for mambo!
When are we getting a Chiwa Saito voiced uma
>>584574001mambwo....
Uma for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qve_9Ut05qk
If I get 1st this CM, I'll keep tryharding all the CM's as much as I can.If I get 2nd again after all that effort, I'll just instantly switch to casual mode and don't care about pvp. I've been spending too much time with this game lately doing 15 careers a day.
>>584575092please don't I'd immediately cheat and abandon my oshi for her
The game suddenly started crashing these past few days. Never had an issue before.
>>584575186Cute team, anon. I'm rooting for you.
>>584575249>Cutewell, 2/3 anyway
>>584575186Rooting for you anon but the game is meant to be played casually if you dont want to lose your mind. Victory is only ever a % chance, never a guarantee.
>>584575179shakute
>>584575078I made this, but she didn't win shit in any of the quick practice races, so I decided not to check her in
>>584575186Newfriend, you should try best regardless. Getting into finals nets you most of the rewards. There is no happiness to be found in tryharding a gacha game.
>>584575246>m.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY
>>584575246
>>584575186I just wish I could be looping on Rob Roy instead to gain her casual clothes faster.
>>584575792Mambwo...
>>584575792Honesfunbwo...
>>584575186I don't want to be mean and I hope you win but you're not entitled to good results just because you put the effort, newcutie anon.It's okay to be casual though moreso since you're a real newfriend and not a smurfing dork bullying open leaguers with their minmaxed umas like some of the anons here, good luck regardless.
>>584576052Ikuyo Dickus is a dojikko?
Here I go againhttps://files.catbox.moe/ut6zqr.flacUpgraded from vocaroo since I'm trying to get this into /v/ the Musical as DLCI'm breathing heavy and my legs could cryThe others blurring as I pass them byLast one on the trackAnd still the first when it's training timeMy green turf homeEclipse aloneThe rest are goneMy green turf homeThe paddock is callingThe fans are roaringIf I burned like a star, would you be my witness?Starting gate, I'veGot to feel aliveStarting gate lightSet me free to flyMy green turf homeThe rising uphill climb fills up my sightA neverending restlessness that bitesI keep on thinkingI wanna keep running till I dieThe corner is endingMy last spurt is startingI won't explain cause words all fail to tell the feelingStarting gate, I'veGot to feel aliveStarting gate lightSet me free to flyMy green turf homeEclipse aloneThe rest are goneOh, my green turf homeStarting gateSet me free
>>584575994He is entitled to the effort he puts in... unfortunately that also applies to his opponents.
>>584576305inb4 he puts effort just to lose to a clanker
CM finals are always a clown show. Remember that
>>584576257Sing paralyzer by finger eleven instead
>>584576380
>>584576201She is just a bit clumsy while eating specifically hamburgersShe is mostly proper pretty much the rest of the time
>>584576468ok do you have uma lyrics
>>584575994t. Netanyahu
>>584576532Where's the Jordan + Dickus fanart
>>584576257saved
>>584576637This dance is so sex...
>>584576625R A P E
>>584576625If Umas were a Korean gacha
>>584576739when i see that chibi dance i can only think of OH WEE I LIKE MY HORSE
>Marvy can tell the approx time BY LOOKING AT THE SUNI guess her sharingan gives her immunity.
>>584575792My dacchi rival...
>sprint S Fast Learner Taishin>0 of my chains finishThis game is funny
BRIGHTEST HEARTMATATAKI WA HITOTOKI NO YUME KANAESAMAYOERU GINGA WA IMA UTOPIA (ONLY STARLIGHT)
Sirius the Silly Uma
>>584576547uhh... No..
You can make Ryan sexy with this one little trick
>>584576627
>>584577274WRONGThe SILLIEST uma!
>>584577323well? what's the trick?
>>584577274silly sexo
>>584577316no vocaroo then sorry
Pretty Derby. Derby Dreamer.
>>584576257what song is this
>>584577398Take away all her clothes
>>584577409
>>584577434You couldn't handle it
>>584577398Sorry forgot to post the pic
>>584577572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTPv8HNdrRc
>>584577734
this thread would be better if some of you died
>>584577887Something should cover the shoulders too
>>584577887kek
>>584577786I would
>>584577950I wish I was dead but it wouldn't improve nor worsen the thread so it's whatever
Brat
>>584577501okay :(
>>584578174Cute
>>584578174whore
>>584578306I do the vocaroos cause uma parody lyrics make me feel inspired and also make it relevant to post here. I don't think you'd care to listen to some random anon do a shitty plain cover of a song...
>>584578501Maybe he does and is coming on to you bro
>>584577938that explains why I didn't recognize it, I haven't played 8 yet
>>584573670many people are saying this
>>584578174cute whore
>>584578501>I don't think you'd care to listen to some random anon do a shitty plain cover of a song...It would be pretty funny if you did it though
>>584578578Erm... Abandoning ship!
cm20 finals status?
ahem. when gibs?
You will pay for what you did
>>584578747Ready to lose Group B AGAIN
>>584578501>>584578578>>584578648I remember that there was one anon after a taishin dacchi hmmmm
>>584578803Ok I admit it I've pirated at least 3 TB of porn BUT it's clanker porn so it's morally correct
>>584578578NOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER LOOK AT WHAT YOU FUCKING DID 4 AND YOU FUCKING DIE
>>584578747does winning even mean anything, really?
>>584578747
>>584578747I anticipate 2nd place but I could win.
>>584578747I have 50% winrate in group A so as usual it's a cointoss>>584578932A few more pulls to snack for uma paizuri or naizuri
>>584578147No dounts for 2 weeks.
yae
>>584578926HE DESERVES TO KNOW THE TRUTH
orenji
>tfw using cheer halo to loop my front parents since she can run every distance while having only 3 As in turf/sprint/late
>>584576257teiobro, you're one of the good ones
>>584579326bnw fuku...handsome...
>>584579326needs an in-game entry too
>>584579326i matikant live without my vitamin orange
>>584579530Now that is a lot of orange. I'd buy every item at least once.
MY FUARKING HERO MATIKANEFUKUKITARUhttps://youtu.be/proK-e-v3Eg
>>584578747>Did amazing in Round 1 and to A>Umas jobbed in Round 2>Group B FinalsHoping I can get a win but Im using End Closers so its a gamble either way
>>584579767fucking saved
Noises
>>584580109
>>584578747I have a 65% WR, so it's a coin toss, I guess. I made to A finals in a strong way though, so it's good enough. But I sure hope my oshi can win. It's been almost 18 months, after all, and I haven't been able to make her win yet
>>584580131Bakushin makes my heart throb
>>584580282Did you run her oonige ace? Doesn't get much more thematic than that for a suzuka win, good luck
A man's heart is his dick
cum is stored in the brain
>>584578932it’s the arima kinen nigger, it means everythingif you lose you should never play this game again
retards desu wa
>>584579638Imagine the jiggle on that ass
>>584580750big mac wouldnt do or say that
>>584580853that's because it makes no sense in Japanese
>>584580853She would, if starved for parfaits
>>584580639DON'T SHAY THAT
>>584580639nobody cares about arima fag longchamp is the only cm that matters if you lose that you should kys
laisu...im sorry laisu.... i never meant to break your smile...
I'm still mad that this gremlin stole my tickets.
>>584581032I would let her win to protect that smile
Guess blue/pink
rice is ugly as shit and only troons like her
>>584581219It's pace isn't it
I just gotta be able to win sprint CM without distance S
>>584581105heartfire
>>5845812193* power2* style
>>584581318yes...
orenji op next pls
>>584581414distance R is usually good enough for sprints, due to the curvature of the track
me when i lose cm and I blame the lobby MMR>I COPEY!!
The finest-smelling erasers.
Sniffing Fuji Kiseki's cleavage after a race.
>>584581219Pretty nice stamina 2* late surger 1*
>>584581318>>584581876you both got half of it, stam 2 pace 2
I'm in demotion range.
>>584570015No, if anything I'm very pleasantly suprised with the clubI always heard we were a shitter club but it's super comfy and we had a stable month so far
>>584581969Look on the bright side
>>584581975Line really crept up for some reason this week
>>584582059
>>584582059huh?
>>584582247SNIIIIIIF
bwead
Do not sniff the umamusume
>>584582247
>>584582445Why
this is the final bread
>>584582059yeah its potential tach event material, maybe a cheeky 3* stam nishino would be worth it with those whites
Stayer's Scent
>>584582864>>584582864>>584582864
>>584582694Pretty sure Tachy can't change the pink
