Previous: >>584509818>NewsVersion 3.3 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/eskKHxhmjCEAgent Record | Severianhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46653676Agent Record | Phoenixhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46653231[Web Event] Vyrium Vacation Albumhttps://hoyo.link/3wOLXYiYD>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/s-y-Vc1dVkU (EN)https://youtu.be/b9rqMnCNM10 (JP)https://youtu.be/w088eYNQW4w (EN)https://youtu.be/n1CR-XqPYEU (JP)https://youtu.be/Ln0ilmPqXU0https://youtu.be/VjNhciBWgug (EN)https://youtu.be/_Q6RmpJjZHs (JP)>Upcoming Events for 3.2https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166000All-New Program 09/09 - 10/20Angels Support Operation 09/09 - 11/30Potential Hypothesis: Reforged in Fire 09/09 - 10/20Clink Clank Pinball Knight! 09/10 - 10/19Shadow Chase Showdown 09/16 - 10/05Surprise Screening PLan 09/23 - 10/20Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 09/23 - 09/28Diary of an Orbie Parent 09/30 - 10/19"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 09/30 - 10/20Chronicles of the Hobbling Crow 10/03 - 10/19Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 10/14 - 10/19>Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZGRIND32ZZZINK32ZZZVOID32>Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
I can't stop thinking about sex with Phoenix
Fuck I need to do my SD
Playing Aria and Phoenix together!!
Krampus!Well? What do you think of them?
>>584558906The Velina wife
>>584559110Same.
>>584559110for how dumb she is her tits are too small
>>584559182God, imagine the amount of breastmilk Velina has inside those milkers of hershttps://files.catbox.moe/2uupq2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/2iwxus.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/dwiv13.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/r3kqvk.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/jfgfqw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qpokec.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ua9zqr.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/y1p8sx.mp4
>>584559171
>>584559231But they're so lively
son...
what teams is this dairy cow good for, outside of remielle?pretty sure all other anomalies would rather proc disorder
>>584559437>its not actually incest when your mentally inside Eous, right Onii-chan?
>>584559401i wonder what is she missing, because cissia does it for me, phoenix seems so plain in comparison
Phoenix is so cool!! Right??
>>584558625I said wife
A R I ARIA
Aria is a waste of pulls!Aria is a rugpulled jobber!Aria is a powercrept brick!
I'm just gonna say it.I want to fuck Dracanae.
>>584559526She pairs well as a sub-anomaly for your main anomaly even without Remielle.the only anomaly she doesn't work well with is Miyabi since she needs to proc disorder which Velina cannot do
>>584559171Waiting for boss lady after rolling Phoenix to complete the set
What if this was the last thing you ever saw?
>>584559890Nothing wrong with wanting to fuck lolibringer, who is the best Sunbringerhttps://files.catbox.moe/0sc3l9.mp4
>>584559182The Velina mom
>>584560142>What if this was the last thing you ever saw?
when are we getting a character with ACTUALLY big tits? fanart doesn't count
>>584560142so lame how they're trying to sell the least intimidating girl in the game as powerful. just let her be cute and pitiful like she was meant to be
Having a nice date with every agent and then cheating on them with my sister
>>584560447Like Passionlip big? Cause I feel like we already have a cast of pretty big breasted women.
>>584560475...Did you really expect a member of Krampus to be comically weak?
>>584560447? velina is also bigger than both of them
>>584559231>how dumb she isIs she actually? Seems like just a low energy type
>>584560207She's too damn erotic!!!!
>>584560623Just an average by gacha standarts
Come to think of it. Dialyn can literally order Phoenix to kill herself...>Ultimate: Perpetual Resurrection> [...] consuming all of Phoenix's HP to trigger an explosion, dealing massive Fire DMG
Agents most likely to play into my fetish for a succubus gf that needs to consume/be creampied by my loads regularly to survive?
>>584559231I'm a little worried people will see her as being too similar to certain other characters like Seed and AoD and she'll flop like they did
COMLPIACE AUTHORITY
>>584560870Why is she looking at me like that
>>584560617in nu zenless? no. but if she was a season 1 character maybe. there are many ways for a character to be important and useful without having to rely on raw power. like the mcs being pure hackers back when the game was good.
>>584560447Rina has the biggest milkers since launch and none of the women release was able to surpass her in tits sizehttps://files.catbox.moe/9v4vl4.webp
>>584560623we need to go bigger!
Sex with Rina is allowed?
>>584560901
>>584560447We don't do that here.
>>584561248Yes because she realized that her biological clock will start ticking soon
Penix is so cute
>>584561248Normal hourly rates applylegally mandated 6 hour minimum hire periodliquid gratuities appreciatedComplimentary burusera available upon request
Dia Rin
>>584561248What do you think maids are for anon...
>...
>>584561489penixveginalieutenant colonel remielle dan of the guard of staves
I did my part.
>go to hug Phoenix>CRACK>her spine broke>again
Don't forget about Sarah.....
>>584561743I had the same response. All the mystery and supposed randomness Bagel is supposed to have is bullshit. It's just the same routine and same route every single time.
Phoenix love?
He is literally me...
>>584561969Yes.
Pretty
>>584561901Funny how they didn't even bother to explain why the environment is so stable
>>584561743>>584561901>devs release a gamemode with actual gameplay >people who are bad at games are going to flood the survey with dissatisfiedbagel is fun and it's going to be killed by people who want nothing more than a gambling simulator lol. yeah gatcha players deserve nothing
>>584561556I thought that they only provide us with breastmilk directly from the sourcehttps://files.catbox.moe/mhlsh1.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/660ory.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/it3y58.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/x8w2ii.mp4
>>584562256Go play Tarkov or something
>>584562059The virgin wisethe chadlina
>>584560617I dunno I might have liked if the explanation for her being the second strongest member of Krampus was because she brings her cosmically bad luck with her wherever she goes and it rubs off on her target, but they're not immortal
>>584561901When I first played Operation Bagel / Zenkov I felt really depressed about the future of our game.Ever since they started to focus on it I have this ever-growing dreadful feeling that it is genuinely over and it will only get worse from here on...
>bagel is fun and it's going to be killed by people who want nothing more than a gambling simulator lol.>*runs from chest to chest avoiding all fights in order to farm red items*
>>584562256I just think that considering the levels are random chunks of other levels mashed together they could've just built it in such a way that the level randomly generates a new layout of those chunks each time
Zenkov is fun.
>>584562379i am and im doing it with hot anime women with a better combat system. how about you go hit the slots and hire a hooker? >>584562549fights drop better loot you nonplayer
>>584562256I like the concept of Bagel myself but it gets monotonous too fast, it sorely needs more variance, more layouts, random modifiers like Resonia both positive and negative
Wife
Thank you for Hiring Headmaid Rina.Please select the services rendered:https://poal.me/78gj8w
>>584562649You are blind
>>584561901While the maps are the same, isn't it random spawns on max investment high risk? not sure though, I've played it like once or twice at max investment at the very beginning of the patch. I can understand the issues people have, but at the same time, people do optimize the fun out of things and likely searched for the optimal routes and setups which helps bring that sense of monotony.I honestly have more issues with the mechanical side of it like the crafting costs, durability, looting speed and Ulidim encounter rate than the actual gameplay loop and RNG.
>>584562260Can you at least post some new ones
>>584562649I fucking hate you and I want you to DIE
>>584562820Belle is the best girl lthat's why I picked her instead of Wise.I love my Belle
>>584562893>>584562937
>>584555926I want Sunna to go into heat at any cost, and will keep amping up the dosages no matter how much it seems like she's going to lose it
Female thirens have unique features compared to their human counterparts, this is visible in how they reproduce and the volume and composition of their milk. I think Alice would produce an especially nutritious and tasty milk due to her impressive physical health, diet, and thiren traits. Basically she's the perfect dairy cattle to milk.
>>584559171I'm a sucker for officewear so I would've preferred if they all had a shared theme/silhouette similar to HSOS6
I bagel'd your mom last night
>rebuilding all agents >getting absolutely assraped on disc RNGI'm slowly losing my sanity
>>584562695>fightseven more time wasting chests*
>>584560623Velina isn't bigger than Yidhari
>*blocks your path*wat do
>>584562932Given that most of them are ai pics, no because those are too easyhttps://files.catbox.moe/ydayv0.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/4uqifb.jpg
>>584562649I love bagel mode
>>584563387I'll ask her if this cloth smells like chloroform
Endfield 1.6 is boring as fuck which is sad because 1.5 was really good lack of content not withstanding. 1.6 is complete slop I wish I dropped it in 1.2.zenless zone zero
>>584563403poor corn...
Bibian Banshee
>it's shippedMy Delulu shrine begins.
>>584563658Sexiest agent by a landslide
>>584563348they can settle things once and for all with an oil wrestling match
>Okay so in this next scene your character needs to moo like a cowWould you like a little sloshing action during that line?
>>584562649Could they make Zenkov with Hollow ZeroLike there's a clear object but you could explore, fight and loot stuff on the way there, how that would sound like?
>>584562649Yeah but we need more than two maps and I want random enemy spawns on higher difficulty.
>>584563985Congrats bwo. What's in it?
>>584563985Lucky
Why did she stop fighting back?
>>584564919Fairy does it to rile up the other sibling, so they decided to not engage with Fairy's banter anymore
Yeah ok, fuck you too I guess
>>584564754A little bit of everything
>>584565739london?
Cutehari Murphy
>>584565845Boobs too small
>>584565845tentacles not gropy enough
>>584565807Girls aren't real anon
>>584564919Wasn't there a scene where Second Assistant had to formally give up the title of First Assistant to get Fairy to do something, which didn't even work
>bagel is supposed to be about exhilarating difficult combat>optimized routes all have you fight as little as possibleEvery time anons say how good bagel is it just makes me think of picrel
>>584566164learning an optimised routes is skill expression, the game mode did it's job
>>584565807That's not a biofem that's a mtf.
>bagelbleargh!
i am convinced that everyone who hates on bagel simply failed a run and lost all their gear
>>584566802they should give spook halloween outfits
>>584564168It would be a lot more interesting. It'd be like a 3D Arpeggio Fault. Running around, finding artifacts. Way better than exploring a random Hollow that's just copying places we've already been. You would think returning to Helios Academy would be an important part of clearing Carol's name, but nope. Imagine getting attacked by swarms of Nineveh's babies or having to take cover as she does a bombing run on your area. Have her just drop down for a fight.
>>584559171Making an agent that allows you to use any two members together. Now go!
Urban status as of current patch?
>>584559526Literarily any other anomaly team that's not Yanagi. Everyone wants them over disorders and Miyabi can even brute force using her
>>584563059How does Alice milk taste like?
>>584567006>returning to Helios AcademyIt's like S5 material
>>584567006>clearing Carol's nameIt's all but confirmed she and Arche cut a deal with the devil (the creator) to get power. Read the bangboo prince story and the Void Hunter lore text from Remi and Mibibi.>warriors who descended from the moon allowed the realm of humans to bestow honors upon them>one of them was a betrayer and killed the king
>>584559171they look like a bunch of random people thrown together, they don't even have matching badges to show that they're supposedly an authority group
I haven't left my house since last wednesday and I think I'm going crazy. Zenless for this feel?
>>584567584Goonette rank agent Silver Wolf
>>584567584>Losing to cabin feverBurnice, Caesar, Yuzuha or Yanagi.
I had to leave my house yesterday and I almost went crazy.Agents for this feel?
Hah! it do be like that
>>584568283Why is he brown
>>584568442because he's left handed
>>584568442Notice how he becomes whiter the more boo exposure he has?
Agents that would get implants if I asked nicely and offered to pay for it?
>>584567584make a short story out of it and also delay going outside for as long as you can so you become more schizo
>Danbooru is deadRemielle fat ass killed another good thing.
>>584568965I'm gonna max out my credit cards and refuse to pay the money back so Miss Zhao can give me a visit to carve me a new face pussy with her sword.
>>584569167works on my machine, possible your country just blocked it
'lina on the 'booru
Banyue is part of Krampus, but I don't see him being able to kill a human. He just doesn't seem like he's capable of ending a life over business shit.
CNC followed by a dozen hours of aftercare
Help me.How important is it to Hold Basic on Velina?Have I been playing her wrong this entire time by only using her EX and Ult?
>>584568548And browner the more he ignores the main story. an odd balance, no?
>>584569167Not in the USA, but my app won't recognize it :(
>>584569576New directive: CEOs are not huma.
>>584560623he probs means something like a FFXIV modbeast size
>>584569613>How important is it to Hold Basic on Velina?I dunno, how important is it to put bullets in a pistol before firing.It's, like, the one thing that she does. She takes the field, uses skill and then holds normal to quick-swap out. That's her entire rotation. I think you can ultimate instead but that's basically just a shortcut to the same effect as hold normal.
>>584569979When are you going to forgive me, Zhu...
>>584569917This has to be modded RIGHT?
>>584570080what do you think modbeast means bro?
>>584570035Is it normal this picture makes me want to give her a rimjob
>>584570063
>>584570103I didn't read all because my eyes were on booba. Sorry bro
>>584570035I have been Holding EX instead this whole time.Are EX and Basic the same thing? OR are they different things that are complementary?
>>584570242Well blonde has a cock, idk about the other two though
>>584570353Holding ex works. If you get the QA, everything works as intended.
>>584570432Like that would be a problem for me
>>584570242For reference, this is a MAX BUST SIZE miqote in that game>>584570353iirc hold normal and hold EX are the same thing if the conditions are met, you just need her to put out a vortex and pose her tits and the camera with the quick-assist popping up. Then she goes to warm the bench
>>584570432>modded in gock but not the bulgewhat's even the point
>>584570528we need to go bigger: >>584570710
This shit game should've been just a Zhao sex simulator
>>584570910I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
>>584571062>tfw you are a continent
>>584571006are you still mad about shunguang being more popular
>>584571006TRVKE
>>584571186nobody was talking about or cares about shuguang lil bro
>>584571406There's this one guy who can't stop thinking about Ye Shunguang's breasts.
>>584571543There really isn't a size 2 or 3 female character in this game that I don't want to vigorously milk for every last drop every day.
>>584559171you can't make a single functional team with them it's fucking tragic. I hope their boss is a support
>>584571543i respect that those are some nice breasts
>>584571543He's still there? I've instantly filtered
>>584559720so it they sent Fenix as a punishment, they already new the secret plan of the old guy event though TOPS aggreed with it to begin with?
>>584571749Zhao not being bis for Banyue is retarded
>>584571543Ye Shiyuan is so lucky
Does anyone have the webm of Phoenix using that attack makes her dizzy? Reminds me of Toon Link. I thought I had saved it, but like a fool, I only saved a frame.
>>584571749Zhao Promeia Phoenix?Dialyn and Banyue are like a seperate faction.Banyue is a temple grandmaster like Yixuan.
so I heard we got early looks at the "collab" agents? or was it fake? Wil the plot continue during the banner or is it gonna be like Summer with just some filler nonsense
Shunko show me your tits
>>584572418buy the skin, lol
>>584572418
That's got me thinking are AoD and OBOL the only true 3 man factions? There's a handful of 2 but there's usually a generic support or stunner thrown in. Maybe you could say Ellen, Lycaon, and Rina could work together.
>>584572484I want to nibble Sunna's cheeks. She's so cute!
>>584572675>We’re gonna send someone that you’re not gonna like>I’m not afraid of Promeia!>Promeia? We never said we were gonna send Promeia>We’re gonna send in Phoenix
>>584572321They have the common circus theme tho, Bangyue is a lion and a juggler, Zhao is a strongman, Promeiya is a rope acrobatist whatever it's called and so on
>>584572418No
I find it weird how involved we ended with Krampus in the end. At this point it would sound natural for us to join them.
>>584572968the ace of krampus!
>>584572968Huh. I thought all of them were basically hitmen. Promeia seemed like the >yeah, just kill everybody and leavetype. Banyue feels like he'd be sent to deliver stern warnings, Dialyn for check ups, and Zhao for general executions.
>>584572982That's not what I meant. Just think of Banyue like he is a new recruit from a different faction.A stone lion temple guardian doesn't make a very good circus lion after all.
>>584573374They sound more like glowniggers rather than hitmen to me. But they do have their hitmen
>>584573374I thinkg Dialyn and zhao are for the investigation mostly. they can dispose of grunts and easy preys but they send promeia for solo target. phoenix is probably the nuke if the problem got too big and you have like a whole building full of mercenaties to deal with.banyue is still in training but I could see him becoming phenix 2 so they have more options
>>584572982I feel like the circus theme is entirely on accident. The connection seems so bare. Nothing else save for their most basic attributes matches it.>>584573645They're too well known and too nonchalant about being out in public for me to get glowie vibes. They don't avoid the spotlight at all.
>>584572675>Obol>3you forgot about Soldier 11 didn't you? Poor Harin...
Are we gonna get inter faction conflict again?Cunning hares vs miyabi squad stand off was one of my fav moments
>>584573725The one mission we saw Promeia on had her fighting a bunch of goons. I don't understand the >Banyue is trainingthing. He's skilled and strong enough to be called "Shifu" along with Yixuan. At best he'd need a run through on how Krampus does paperwork.
>>584573803>They don't avoid the spotlight at all.We're playing shady criminals that hack government for stolen "carrots" to use to help raiders (criminals) do anything and then use a video store to wash criminal money. And they aren't slightly subtle about being all of that and would scream about being a legendary Phaeton to any random passerby. This game's narrative is just too shit for any logic
>>584574132Back in the early days, Phaethon WAS hush hush about their identity though. We also don't help any random Hollow Raiders, all the jobs we took back then were on the up and up. Nothing about Belle or Wise said "I'm a Proxy", especially because we always used Eous to do the work. Promeia somehow goes undercover into a slave auction even though she's always wearing her flamboyant gimp outfit.
Roxy is still available for pulling btw. literally what the fuck are you waiting for?
>>584574560> literally what the fuck are you waiting for?Literally for her banner to end.
>>584574560waiting for phoenix, mostly
>>584574560for this dead as fuck patch to be over. this is literally one of the worst patches in zzz history.
Remember when Sunbringer was cool? Does every character need to be subversive? Can we just have a cool motherfucker who doesn't have a goofy side? If Ryu Hayabusa collects Funko Pops on the side, I don't wanna know, I just wanna see him cut 20 dudes into chunky salsa and slam a niggers head into the concrete with an Izuna Drop.
>>584571406>admitted you arePure autism.Everyone is glad that they never made the size 0 mistake a second time in season 3, btw.
>>584574560For her boring ass to leave so I can roll the pure sex that is Phoenix.
I have given up and getting Promeia, I failed to roll her twice now, hoyo won't let me get Ice Characters
>>584575143You know what time it is, Phaethon.
>>584574472>>584574132>>584573803>>584573645>>584573374maybe they're trying to tell us the ZZZ world is just bad at identification
>>584575143You win someYou lose someAnd in the case of a Promeia gf you find yourself running out to the 7-8-9 in the middle of the night for more batteries because the taser ran dry and she's still begging for more.
>>584574560But I already pointed out I'm skipping the whole 3.2.Wait, you thought I was lying? lol.
>>584575389It's crazy that Lucy somehow didn't recognize Remielle even though she has the exact same hair, is one of the few people with pink hair, and is THE ONLY Angle Thiren with actual angel wings.
>>584575265I cannot, for I am...broke
promeia is likely in her 40s
>>584575472They really should have given her an agent story. Trust events weren't enough for me. I need more...
>>584575759Fuck that's hot
My first shiyu defense where I didn't get 100k+ score
>>584575810>Trust events weren't enough for me.Her trust events are probably the worst in the game. Nothing new about the character and all of them are extremely short
Here's your Phoenix gf, bro.
>>584575724>Angle Thiren with actual angel wings.lol lmao no halo not an angel
>>584569917I always loathe macromastia but the left girl has enough of a belly and they're all properly affected by gravity so it doesn't look too bad here
>>584575472
>>584570568>MAX BUST SIZE miqotePerfect, lightweight everyday carry wife as god intended
>>584576617i now remember that series mana did on promeia
>>584574560I lost coinflip...This is like my 4th lost coinflip on a stunner, i lost it on Nangong, on Norma, on Dialyn and now on Roxy too...
what are the implifications of the existence of "angel" thirens? does nangong have holy powers? she doesnt seem to care all that much about her lineage if so. or maybe she's seen it all, done it all, and just wants to have silly fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPeJ7tWDOmg
>>584574918>when Sunbringer was coolStill is, just not the hag one.Also damn those eyes on OGbringer there
>>584576836they decided against answering these questions after seeing her low popularity. And that's why season 3 is all about Remielle.
>>584574560da NORM is betterr
>>584576836Her lineage is probably why she has a big scar on the back and 2 pathetic prosthetic wings.
>>584576836same implication the existance of oni and elveswe already crossed that rubicon a while ago, anonlike, what kind of thireen is vivian?
>>584575896I've never got 100K ever :/
>>584576836Don't think about it.
...
>>584576836>Lind has the same scars>Angels are direct creations and servants of God>The only god we know about is the CreatorGong is an enchainer
>>584576976?Vivian is a thiren? I thought pointy ears dont neccesarrily mean thiren.
>>584576836There's a chance Nangong is a distant relative of Remi.
>>584577161well, she aint human
>>584577014*Lick*
>>584576774you shouldn't let that stop you
>>584567709Uh, ZZZ?>>584567990>>584569001I almost threw my chair out my window, so its a good start
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Angel thirens like Velina Airgid
>>584574619Post the full thing
if gong is the same race as remiel, its safe to assume the succubus attitude is genetic
>>584577363Where can you even travel to in New Eridu?
>>584577262Licking is only for Premium Pro Plus Delulu Memberships. Fork over 300000 monthly dennies.
Nangong's squid hair looks so stupid
>>584577478
>>584577363>zzz setting is that Eridu is basically the last place on earth worth living>travelling everyday
>>584577624well. the outer rim, waifei, and roscaelifer...?
Nangong shames me into donating to her onlyfans
>>584577753eridu is fuckhuge, like, needs a plane to get from one corner to another hugealso, "worth living" doesnt mean only place people live in
>>584576682>Perfect, lightweight everyday carry wife as god intendedwhat about min height min bust size Au Ra thoughie?
>>584577769Nangong's outer rim...
>>584577928>plane there are only hot air balloons
>>584577906Fuck that bitch, she never posts nudes
why do people think kafka is 40 years old?she isn't that old.
>>584577769>roscaeliferspeed reader kun...
>>584577982>only one good faceim good
>>584568442Because it's a ZZZ meme
Dumb hair. Don't care.
>>584578134no character will ever be canonically that old because the devs can just make them with older vibes, like Velina, but just say she's in her early twenties. they get the cake and eat it
>>584578134Nobody thinks that but old women would love to pretend she's as old as themselves
The mayor is so lucky
>>584562649Inventory autism kills it
Sex with hags
>>584574560I already gave her 10 pulls and she didn't come so go away already, saving for a superior dead girl
RERUN FUFUBUFF CAESARRERUN LIGHTERBUFF HUGO
>Junior Anon, cleanse your mind of impure thoughts. ...That means stop staring at Jufufu.
>>584577363Everyone this game has either mommy or daddy issues, its like New Eridu is in south america or something
>>584579590I just want to pet
>slow, but comfy threads>wormpag missing despite severian coming soon>no s*les postingw-what happened..[complimentary]
this season's music is real fucking good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4XLC6WJBtY
Sexo with Remielle and Lindverne
>>584579590Shut up whore I know why you go see the mayor so often
Why roll Phoenix when I can use Burnice?
>>584576886Lindverne is not cool. She claps for pancakes and is afraid of vegetables. She also jobbed in her first major fight.
>>584579913It does have a lot of good themes. I thought after 2.0 Chinaland that we were never getting good music again.
>>584580165Don't even try, anon. Everyone here used me up and left me behind...
>>584580165You can use Nekomata and Pyrois with free supports and clear anything. So you have to think a little better and beyond meta about why are you playing this game.
>>584580165>Burnice x6>Go! x2
>>584574560I need a tier 0 stunner that activates Soldier 11’s additional ability.
>>584577982Perfect, lightweight yet durable everyday carry wife as Tiamat intended (idk FFXIV lore man but Au'ra scales are so fucking hot)
>>584580483Is that her pee?
is Soldier 11/Norma/Lucy a fun and viable team??
>>584580442Settling down with Burnice
>>584580884depends on the investment
>>584580260>jobbed in her first major fightGirl was under the effect of a trap meant to completely incapacitate her and still put up a fight and obliterated the enemy the second Wise gave her the strength to fully overcome the trap
>>584580884I run Norma/Orphie/S11 and they are a lot of fun but don't give good results>>584580924?? She would cheat on you.
>>584580884it's actually pretty good but lucy is the weakest link therenorma can carry s11s ass to 30k DA with a good support
>>584581025but I REALLY wanna use Lucy's cute new lookand I REALLY wanna use Soldier 11and I know Norma is coming up...
>>584580884Learning to play Nicole/pulling an actual support will always beat Lucy but that's a fairly good Cost 1 team and Norma has some synergy with Lucy's M6.S11 is the strongest Fire attacker unless you pull Eve Mindscapes but Fire attackers aren't really meta.Norma is raw meta.
>Dude, I'm so horny>Dude, I love being horny>Dude, I love gooning>Dude, I love discussing nothing but porn>Dude, my whole personality is being horny for pedobait characters>Dude, check out my retarded fetish tierlist of the agentsThere, I just summarized this whole general for (You)
>>584574918by that you meant "remember when sunbringer was masculine"you can stop calling your gay fantasies cool, they're really cringe to most people
>>584581254there is LITERALLY meta discussion going on RIGHT above your HEAD you CLOD
>>584581254I love /zzz/ so much
BOBS
>>584577601We need a third to confirm the pattern
>>584581296Give her huge tits, I don't care, that's not the issue, but giving her 2 goofy ass alter egos and one that dresses like a stripper was a total aura loss. I don't want to see the goofy side of Sunbringer, I want to see the woman who broke the darkness and brought the sun.
>>584581254Belle makes me horny
>>584580884Depends on S11 mindscapes and her wengine dupes, Norma sig could help too. Basic bitch m0w0 s11 with macarto and m0w0 norma won't be great at allLucy is pretty weak, but could work if rest are strong
Is sex with Astra Yao possible?
who is rolling fioni???? ccs are saying shes mid
>>584581254we could use more fetish tierlists, tbdesu
>>584581857wrong one bro
I just blew a fat fuckin load to jane x astra futa on futa (no balls so not gay) and honestly? I'm already planning my next sesh for later tonight.
>>584581894Mods, please delete this post and ban this dude's IP.
>>584581703a ZZZ character dressing like a stripper stop the pressesit's clear you want to use androgynous female characters as a cope substitute for males, since you'd want more males but that's not happeningjust play a game with more males if you feel cum withdrawal
>>584581254hehehehehehehe
This is irrefutable proof that Phoenix is a good characterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cn2d00PX14
>>584582164good at murder
>>584582039erm not canon!
>>584581983Zhu Yuan has a fat ass and a nice rack and doesn't look like a stripper. Jane Doe has a fat ass and a nice rack and doesn't dress like a stripper. Grace has a fat ass and a nice rack and doesn't dress like a stripper. Anby has a fat ass and a nice rack and doesn't dress like a stripper. Yanagi has a fat ass and a nice rack and doesn't dress like a stripper. Vivian dresses like a proper lady and doesn't literally walk around showing her panties.I could go on.
>>584582273jane does look like a street whore
>>584581673Coming right up
Question: would Soukaku cum if I gave her tail a vigorous, passionate blowjob
>>584581703>who broke the darkness and brought the sun.She just sealed her own hollow, lol
>>584582273>Jane Doe has a fat ass and a nice rack and doesn't dress like a stripper???????????
>>584582418I wouldn't say so. Her outfit looks nice. She looks like a dolled up URBAN woman. The only scandalous part of her is her thighs. Outside of that, she's dressed more conservatively than your average woman you'd see on the street on a night out.
>>584582273>if most dots are red what about the one blue dotholy shit that meme about foids really is true
>>584581864A fetish tier list as in>A tier: Armpits>B tier: Futa>F tier: Fartsor>Has stinky feet: Ellen, Sigrid.>Has beautiful, delicate, well cared for feet: Vivian, Remielle
>>584582336boobs too small
>>584581254This post makes me horny
>>584582649Except most characters, at least at the start, though it still applies to the majority even now, didn't dress like strippers. Eldreda isn't wearing any panties and is one stretch away from her leotard slipping into her pussy and flashing the crowd.
>>584582273>doesn't look like a stripperNo straight man uses such phrase
>>584582728Mabi will never be big.
>>584582728Her measurements are unbelievable. Extremely slim body, but pretty high bust size. I wanna taste her melon milk. >>584582703The latter
>>584583149she has E cups, your pic isn't enough to form cleavage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BsJ7Zgr9_kAgents for this feel?
>>584582964yeah no shit, the entire game got censored in betadoesn't mean the game with nicole's slut outfit since day 1 was aimed at feminist women, because of one rogue designer who was then fired
>game with fat jiggling ass and tits physics and almost no world building >WTF ALL YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT IS ASS AND TITS
>>584582336I'll be eating her melons
>>584583473sloshgrid
>>584583457>the entire game got censored in betaNTA but the kind of lewd beta had and the kind we're getting now were very different We're also still sorely lacking good panties under the many skirts, Yuzu and Lucy summer skins are the only good ones
Pathetic Miyabi... almost completely pettan...
>>584583367she's just lacking ass she's not that skinny
>>584583562Uhh could you instead talk about the lore implications of this webm? I'm very intelligent and need higher IQ discussions in my 4chan gatcha game general.
>>584583473I'm a horny motherfucker but only like flat ass, thin thighs and small tits so I'm in a weird boat lmao
>>584583442No agent has a heart cold enough or morality grey enough to have such a theme. You'd need someone with the killing intent of Miyabi, the morality of Pulchra, the AVRA of Manato, and psychopathy of Seed. That ventures too far into villain territory for ZZZ. Even Promeia had to have a >but she's actually a good guy, she was just lied to and feels really really really sorry guys!!!bit added to her lore. Blumenkranz is for someone who gives ZERO fucks.
>All of Lindverne’s good art is of her skin
>>584583916cause her default outfit looks like garbage
>>584583916Well, her default design is awful
>>584576836>what are the implifications of the existence of "angel" thirens? does nangong have holy powers?To varying degrees, both her and Remielle are both really lucky. Have both shown to always in the know, like theyre really nosy. Be self-sacrificing. You could say thats part of their angel thiren dnaor whatever.
>>584583673anby and caesar concept arts were extremely lewd, they coudn't get that into the game for obvious reasons and even the relatively safe beta got hitthe only one with androgynous flat concept art is the feminist hero acktwo lol
>>584583768horse thirens are made of jello
>>584583442Fashion faction when? >>584583916I like it but her hair and eyes go better with the colors of her original dress desu, why the fuck is this one red/black?
>>584584036Remielle is just a bird
>>584583771It's sad this kind of women doesn't exist in America let alone ZZZ. Maybe Ozempic will help
>>584583673Alice is better than both because hers is much easier to see and they aren't frilly. Also Vivians default has lewd black panties.
>>584584137I want to have raw, baby making sex with Lucia in the woods and fuck her like an animal.
>>584584137pulling lucias tail to make her bleat
>>584583916
>>584583473the game has lore everyone just ignores it for their headcanon
For the last time, Remielle is NOT an Angel thiren.
>>584583916nobody likes the fuck ugly mihoyo shitty outfits they make.everybody would just prefer our character dress like alt rock american girls or japanese cosplay stuff
>>584584036Anby's only significant change was the thong, it was a big change but it's the kind of lewd that is hidden at a glance and doesn't make the character look vulgar but as soon as she starts moving it makes you go awoooga
>>584584552Yes she is shut up
>>584559171Phoenix is the first Krampus I skip
>>584583916The tummy window is very wierd and the sleeves and shoes are boring but the skirt and top half of the top are amazing and I will fight over it
>>584584596
>>584584895okay but what if I'm not gay
>>584580026where's sunbringer?
>>584585005Go away, Ju Fufu.
>>584584332Honestly I don't even have Alice so idk but neither Lucy nor Yuzu skins are frilly and one of them is barely wearing anything other than the panties and the other bends over to flash you in every single animation.Vivian does appear to have not too big of a pair of panties but it's too dark down there to truly appreciate them when she's also wearing a pantyhose
“Reptiles are abhorrent because of their cold body, pale color, cartilaginous skeleton, filthy skin, fierce aspect, calculating eye, offensive smell, harsh voice, squalid habitation, and terrible venom; wherefore their Creator has not exerted his powers to make many of them.”
Here she is.What do you think of her??
>>584583916URBAN FANTASY
>>584585005>>584585095
>>584582164extremely rare loser bangboo miss. Phoenix is just too meh of a character
>>584561743>Bagel actually feels like a hollow>it's dangerous, you can't stay in there long>only thing missing is random changes to environment>AAAAAAAHHHH I HATE IT Fuck this playerbase.
>>584585171did you know there's a town in texas named Borger
Why does nobody talk about the moon in ZZZ? Why are there no missions to the moon to clean it up?
I don't care if Miyabi has no ass. I really like her chuuni kuudere personality and I wouldn't mind impregnating her multiple times.
>>584585056I didn't need to know you're a homo buddy
>>584585171Saving my account since 1.6, but specially after 2.2
>>584585171The first character I liked. She really needs a skin.
Miyabi looks like she smells a little but in a good way
>>584585410wait a few years and we'll be just like genshin
>>584585585fox stank
>>584585107Lucy's panties has frills you can only get a peak of Yuzuha's
Since Cissia is a service animal, sex with her is actually illegal.
>>584584513There's really not. There's basically no breadcrumbs anywhere. The ones they string out are resolved within a patch or two.
Even though yesterday was Zhao's birthday, I will continue to post Zhao pics today.
>>584585736How many of these are there?
>>584585171mogged by Twiggy
>>584585880i will join in
>>584585363>only thing missing is the most important partRetard
>>584586025>>584585880Zhao applied for her permit and soon...
>>584585763why do you know this
>>584585874the pages of the bangboo prince telling us that Sunbringer was an ethereal since 3.0
>>584586025let's do this
>Lindverne getting two story patches>Eldreda nowhere to be foundIs Lindverne going to eat the other two?
>>584586248>3.0>we learn this officially in 3.2 Yes a patch or two.
>>584585171I love her but she still is a generational fumbleThis:>>584585921
>>584586375assuming that 3.4 is HSR collab, Eldreda is going to have 3.4 and 3.5 patch time
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150670617
>>584586950these things are too short
>>584587208but enough about your performances
I’m gonna prefarm discs for phoenix, what set+2piece, what substats and mainstats?
>>584587308Yuzu....
Question, do you think Soukaku could handle a nine inch cock without prior training, of would I need to take it slow with her first
>>584587426Chaos Jazz 4pc + PhaetonAP and ATKAP4 Fire5 AM6
I think phoenix would look better in a skirt do we agree?
>>584587951I wish more art of Phoenix's skin actually did things with the heart rate monitor, it's the one gripe I have with art of said skin
>>584587951Can’t believe chaos jazz is still being used…I thought she’d get a new set
>>584588063Yeah
>>584585317you are extremely gay
>>584587308Please stop mocking me...
I feel like pulling his m1 and giving him a cope engine like heartstring would be better m0w1
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
Your female agents? They're bearing my children. You can pay child support if you want tho.
>>584587308
SUNBRINGER SISTERS?! URBAN/10ANGELS OF URBAN/10
>>584588853
>>584588718But you are both gay, love gays and ether corrupted your dick so you can't cum anymore...
>>584587426Her best set is Freedom Blues, her core skill gives her 100% uptime on it. And you need 2pc Phaethon's Melody to reach 100% crit rate.
>>584588923biteable cunnybringer butt
This event confirms the ZZZ developer who pushes for dykeshit is of the cuck variant who likes to watch from the chair.>Staying away from the pureness as to not taint the snowThe cringe beta cuck type.
> Your female agents? They're bearing my children. You can pay child support if you want tho.
>>584588950Don't think so, bro.
This creature appeared in your couch and she's eating all your lemon chipsWhat do you do
I can't believe Zhao doesn't have a frosted banner type mechanic
>>584589349It's unhealthy junk food anyway, she can have all of it.
>>584583916its a good aestheticgoth punk without being obnoxious
How easy it is to fluster Yuzuha
>Lindverne is the fire armorerEasy skip.
>>584589387The only thing getting frosted is Zhao's bunny cunny.
>>584589349eungh enugh eugh
>there are bunnyfuckers in my thread
>>584589653imagine the grip
>glip glorp
>>584589823that's me
>>584589650>skipping void huntersBRICKED
ADMIT ITShe has the best vocal theme song!
I need to find out if ayylmaos can breed with humans
>>584590065>needing void huntersSHITTER
>>584590079Don't think so.Stars被湮灭在霓虹的夜視线所及如同荒誕的謊言ArtificialLife摄入简单 输出肤浅思考骤减 时间像碎片般分裂想要的 一切触手可及之前是不是 最让人 眷恋拥有 喜悦 厌倦再被欲望支配 无尽中沦陷再不会让 承諾被敷衍不让真心被曲解没有预演的人生 但每一步 我有决定权让瑕疵被发現让美丽 被真实复原我所了解的我 还没被了解别再让 善意被拖延不聴恶語和闲言没有预演的人生 但每一步 我有选择权错誤不被遮掩真实的我在你眼前我所了解的我 等待被发現詞不达意了无新意言語之中 有几个字 算是 发自内心My Muse暗涌挣扎 无处安放疯癫浮夸 灵感已消逝在 名利场失去的 一切措手不及之前是不是 从未被 察覚消失 空白 残缺或許总学不会 珍惜和感謝再不会让 承諾被敷衍不让真心被曲解没有预演的人生 但每一步 我有决定权让瑕疵被发現让美丽 被真实复原我所了解的我 还没被了解别再让 善意被拖延不聴恶語和闲言没有预演的人生 但每一步 我有选择权错誤不被遮掩真实的我在你眼前我所了解的我 等待被发現再不会让 善良被污蔑不让希望再破灭难以预言的未来 但每一步 我自己体验让瑕疵被发現让美丽 被真实复原我所了解的我 还没被了解别再让 善意被拖延不聴恶語和闲言没有预演的人生 但每一步 我有选择权错誤不被遮掩真实的我在你眼前心里有个声音 期待着蜕变我所了解的我 会被你了解
I love horny bunnies
>>584590205It's actually better to be a shitter who gets all the rewards, than being a bick who cries/brags about his low scores every week.
>>584589653This destroyed Australia's ecosystem
>>584561063>>584561326Actually came in here looking for the up-to-date chart. Thanks.
>>584589254> Don't think so, bro.
>>584590317
>584591014Lil bro losing it.
Look
>>584560901Corin will do it only to end up convincing herself that it's actually true, over time she'll develop and active dependency and suffer from cum withdrawals if she goes too long without
> Lil bro losing it.
>>584589614Immune to words and smacking. Turns into a puddle from a kiss
>>584561063>catbox
>>584590317>>584591058>>584591270>>584591343*slurp*
>>584589004>who likes to watch from the chair.You already do this regularly.. Devs know their audience.
pet the bunny do it now
>>584591270I'd rather get some bunny buns.
>>584591391>>584591226>exactly the same Wise posekek you got xim
>>584591014>sex with Zhu Yuan>sex with BellBut these are all healthy activities.What's there to get mad over?
>>584591595I'm not adding you on Steam. You can delete this.
>>584591537I actually don't like to look at Cloroxy, hence I skipped them just like everybody else.
Truvia won
>>584591552
>>584591547
>he's pulling Truvia
she giv u this lookwat do
>>584591784Yuzuha unchained
Your favorite Agent wants you to buy a new modern console to play GTA6 on
>>584592009>wat doher
>>584591847Reminds me of Courtney Gears from Ratchet and Clank
>>584592026She is constant low energy, she isn't Yuzupepper at all!
>>584592009pull out my cock and start begging her
>>584592151Many Aria models forever.
>>584591736bro thought this was a good comeback posting from his shack where the entire village sleeps in one room together :skull:
Do you figure Kafka will be another Velina slave or something else? I’d like to pull an anomaly eventually.
>>584592251She just needs more time in the hospital ward
>>584592432leaker said she's electric anomaly, and "anti-meta"
>>584592650I'd much prefer Kafka to be good in both a Velina team and a Nangong team than just be Phoenix but a little stronger.
@584592339Bro keeps saying "bro" like he's part of the gang.
>>584592650Insane how that art of Claret was her peak for me, and every future piece of official content and news just made her worse
AM I A BRO?
>>584592650>"anti-meta"It means no shill boss and no buffs for her.They are busy shilling Fire and Wind.>>584592784>Phoenix but a little weakerFixed.
>>584588982Does this change if you have her sig?
>>584592923Just grilled slow
>>584592650>bro didn’t read the disclaimer that fake leaks are sprinkled in with real ones to throw the scent off i’m gonna laugh so hard at 3-in-1 I will take time off work to farm seethe in this general
>>584592923My cute widdle goat!
only people I know who spam "bro" are the klava wearing brocoli zoomers whose entire culture is american despite not living there
Indians say brother.
>>584592650if the other wind attack agent turns out to be true I wonder if it'll be a sup dps like orphie
>>584593084Goats can't outrun Tigers!
>>584593084
>584592839no one wants to be part of the gang that sleeps in a one-roomed shack, Ilham.
>>584593185Are you sure?I think it's more of a Chinese thing.Girlfriends call their boyfriend brother.
>>584592289Aria eating up all of the AoD's budget on new costumes
>>584593304Lil guy is even copying me now. Okay, you earned a (You)! Gonna teach it to roll over next.
Yuzuha call me lil guy
Kissing Yuzuha
Smacking Yuzuha
>>584593496I'm personally funding her.
Yuzuha calling my guy little
another cissia doujin, the japs love her.
>>584593453How incest-coded
I want VR headset support for this game
This Indogpag is boiling pretty hard lmao
Elowen LUCIA?
>>584593827Yes.
can she handle anal?
>>584593909
>>584589650I'd fucking cry, she's my favorite one but Armorer is a dogshit class
>>584593980She begs for it
>>584589349I never had lemon chips. In fact, I don't have any chips because I know my fat ass would eat them all
>>584593980real question is can you handle her?
>>584592650Wait, this chinese leaker has been saying 3 separate Sunbringers all along, why did everyone still think it was 3 in 1 before the Lindverne assist skill leak?
>Cissia needs seed to do crazy damage: niche>Shungus needs Dialyn and Sunna to be good: must pull
>>584589650I could see them making a switcheroo with Eldreda and Lindverne. Eldreda originally planned to be armorer but nobody wants her or the slop class. So make Lindverne armorer to get people to roll for the class who otherwise wouldn't
>>584590079What >>584590298 said
>>584594226What about Zhao? I thought she was good for Shungus.
>>584594332>dong ching pow xiao xinglets not pretend that competes with the CLASSIC DAMI DAMI DAMIYO
>>584594412Sunna does more for her without needing meter management
>>584594470Spoken Chinkanese sounds horrible, but Astra's singing is amazing. You can't resist her. Stop trying.
man, i saw someone post a good clear with roxy + pyrois + chinatsu yesterdayand i finally got to test it (without her ball)... only for norma to score even higher... after taking many more seconds to clear the rocks
>>584594470Original me has more replayability
>>584594226Dialyn gf
>>584594729you're playing it wrong.
>>584594804She puts her boob through the ring
>>584594804Uh, bro? Did you forget your pic?
If Roscalifier is supposed to be Euro based wheres all the people of color
I'm playing the detective event right nowWill I miss anything important from skipping the dialogue?
>>584594889Just a singular boob?
>I'm feeling spicy today, anon, let's get crazy! Let's do something we'd never even think about doing!>Uhm...>I know, let's have sex on the couch! Haha! No need to change the sheets!>Just let me put down some towels...
>>584594226While I don't agree with either, I assume the argument is that the damage Shungugs puts on the board eclipses what Seed + Cissia does. I have no idea if that's true though
>>584594225There was no leaks about Sunbringer until the recent one
>>584594972Evelyn you left your kid at daycare
>>584594970YesIt lets them go through different rings and pincer attack you
>>584594924the hollows
Astra Yao speaking Chinese to you to tease you.
>>584594924They didn't follow safety procedures and got eaten by singularity leakages
>>584595179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkznA_UML08
>>584595179Pretend to eat the dog to tease her back.
Astra Yao leaving you after you went too far.
There goes my erection nothing makes me soft like hearing a dumb woman speak
what are you guys doing for halloween?
Would you secure the future of tiger thirens?
>>584588063No, that ass should not be hidden from the creators gaze
>>584595480Nothing
>>584594317cursed
>>584588063I think Phoenix would look better with clothing damage
>>584595569She just grew up thoughbeit
No Astra we are not cooking Mr. Snuggles for dinner
>>584595480Getting raped by Nangong apparently
>Do you watch porn, honey? I bet you do, you're so naughty~>Can I see? Can I see?!>...>Wow she... Her back must really hurt! Is that a... What is even going on he- OH! That doesn't look healthy...>Uhm... haha. My G-cups aren't too small for you, are they? I have to keep up with what the boys want you know...
how DARE Phoenix assail an innocent little bangboo!I will personally execute her and take away all of her boss's assets!!!
If Astra somehow ended up pregnant, would she keep the baby and possibly ruin her career by revealing she had a partner and going on a long hiatus, or would she get an abortion?
>Chinese womanI'd rather my children by raised by wolves
>>584595945i wish i were that bangboo
>>584594878i'm surebut i don't like looking at guides and tryhardingif the rotation is unintuitive, then i consider it a negative on the plus side, i got a better score with zhao
>>584595482Why do you ask? If she wants to and can make you hard, you will. You have no saying in anything more than that.
Uhh...
>>584596079Why are there always 2 nerds in here talking about the actual game and not memeing/horny posting with the rest of us?
She sits somewhere around my top 10 agent list but doesn't break top 5
why can't i have a free cute bunnymaybe in two months?
>>584596191Sunna!
>>584595264Better ban the L'Azurs then
>>584593751It's a culture based on architecture. Their houses were all walled like this. Everything in the family is based around the walled unit, let's just call it household the foundation of everything.Your girlfriend is adopted as the household's daughter, that's why she calls you brother.Meanwhile your actual sister will someday be married off to a different household, and she will call some other guy her brother... ;_;
>>584596230all you had to do was log in
>Ms. Yao. I'd like to remind you that you are 36 years old. Please try to act like it
>>584596183Because it's not working!
>>584596230
>>584596230here's hoping then i could get her M1, which is very good
>>584596334i didn't exist yet
>>584596390She was a kid when the Capital Fell.
>>584596324as is with a lot of historical "facts" I'm sure this was true for the noble families and the poors were too busy struggling to be worried about that kind of tradition or architecture.>>584596446Mods, this man is apparently like 14 months old.
>>584596390A little older than me but I'd date her
I hope you're still managing the temple
>>584596729Nigga, don't you have a wife and kids to be taking care of?
Sunna here, what is this place
Ok, it's time to appreciate Remielle Dan.So, say something nice.
>>584588923>bringers are end of season musician meme that gets out of the meta instantly in 4.0I can't wait
Don't know how anyone can defend the powercreep the last few patches. I can't even 9* anymore. The new boss says bring defense agents but puts up a shield where you can hurt it. Will be leaving some strong feedback next survey.
>>584596592
>>584596829left it to rot after a-shuo finally gave me the last fortunenever looked back, good riddance
>>584596858The smacknasium *smack*
>>584596857Wheres your job and wife lil gup?
>>584596858A really fun place to discuss idols, their music, and their outfits!
>>584596857Nope. Bachelor's life for me
>>584596858we're the angels of delusion fanclub, better known as "the target audience"
>>584596191eh-nah?
>>584590298Whatever you just typed set off my antivirus
>>584596906A for effort
>>584596858AoD appreciation site
>>584596592The impression I get is from what I have seen: every main character ever has a family structure like this.Even the struggling poorfag ones try to immitate it.
>>584596191why did this blow up on twitter
>>584596997>>584597025Hahaha..... it doesn't get any better I see. I was hoping you'd respond with something like, "In the other room, faggot.". The gods of Olympus have abandoned us....
But COULD you handle the Astra wife life?Staying cooped up in your room all day will be a thing of the past.
>>584597225
>>584597003>>584597036>>584597130Wow, I gotta tell Nangong and Aria about this!
>>584596906>He can't even 9* anymore.
>>584597217Everybody is an incel now thanks to hypergamy.80% of zoomers are sexless
>>584597282No don’t do that! She’ll track our IPs and lock our cocks up or sumtin.
>>584597217In my case, I moved away from crazy and just don't care anymore
Explaining the entire lore of MGS to Sunna over 12 hours
why did vivian become cuckold: the character
>>584597489This but orphie
>>584597282Make sure to tell them that we love you all very very much and wish you nothing but good things.
>>584597282Nangong already knows
>>584597565She has no personality outside of LORD PHAETHON
>>584597489You see, sunna, even though johnny shit his pants constantly, Meryl married him because he followed her orders and did everything she told him too and was a provider (of ammo) without needing to be forced to by the system.It's a display of how she's a terrible judge of character and has awful taste in men.
>>584597375Yeah, I have to choose between castrating myself normally or trooning out.
>>584592650>the leak was posted on Reddit a long ago>it was mistranslated all along saying theyre 3 in 1kek, gacha players are so fucking retarded.
AoDcord was pinged.
Making Sunna collect all 24 Stones of Barenziah without looking up their locations
Dont Bully Phoenix too much or else...
>>584597375I tried getting with a girl. We went on a couple dates, had a lot of fun. Won each other stuffed animals and squishy toys from claw games. Tried to seal the deal and now she's ghosted me. I've been in the field. They either say no or don't commit. At least nobody can fault me for not talking to women lol.>>584597467I've tried to give up a number of times in my short life. Every time, I somehow find myself getting back up with new resolve to try again. There's no way you can actually kill the desire for a wife and kids. Just look at this picture and imagine it's you Zhu Yuan is looking at. We're all gonna make it.
>>584597796Motherfucker, I got a rage flashback
>>584597796This but 1000 piles of Korok feces
>>584597481
You fuck rabbits don’t you Proxy
The gf vibes are too strong with Lindy.She doesn't feel like a crazy, needy stalker like Shungy or Remie.
Sunna you need to collect all the Riddler trophies
>>584597847Would you trust Nicole to drive?
>>584597932Bunning
Sunna doesn't need to know about the insatiable lust the managers have for each other
Sunna, you must construct additional pylons
>>584597872Maybe you went for it too quickly.
>>584597965Yeah, she's just a crazy needy ethereal queen.
>>584597375I was the 20% before my hairline went to brazil, having both POVs makes the pill vantablack
Sunna, finish this fight.
>>584597872More power to you man and I support you as you find your needle in the haystack, but I simply no longer have the capacity to love. I wouldn't mind an isolde wife though
>>584597965I'd rather have a Nicole, Anby, or Seed gf. Not a lot going on, but plenty of personality and just enough chaos to be interesting, but not enough to ruin your life. Anby is top pick because she can shut the fuck up. Nicole screws up her money, but she'd put out enough to make you forgive her. Seed is just fun.
Fiction is a magical place in which women actively want to have sex and don't date multiple men at the same time while not calling it cheating.
>>584598114Everyone should know
>>584598232Those who never had it don't understand the pain of seeing yourself go and never getting back on.Some of us just don't make it
Eldreda is gonna be the support. She literally carry a flag.It was there all along. Stun Drac, DPS Lind and Eldreda support.
>Nagi, Nagi! I’m hungry! When we’re done with work can we get something to ea-
>>584597965
Sunna all you had to do was follow the damn train
>>584598397I want to lick the Nagi
But what about THIS wife
>>584597375>Social media convinces every single woman she deserves a 9/10 when she's a 3-4 and none of us fellas below a 6 have any chance anymore outside of dating actual single moms and just being betabucksfunny prank haha no house no wife
>>584598397Oh thank god. Now THIS is appropriate for my Christian Minecraft server
>>584598346I believe every man goes through this to some extent regardless of their looks, as soon as you start looking like an adult anyone outside of family and close friends stops offering any solidarity, you're on your own.
>>584598504No thanks, I dodged getting into debt, I am not marrying right into it
Making Sunna finish XCOM 2: War of the Chosen on legend ironman without losing a soldier
>>584598164We had been talking for 2 and a half months. Yeah, it was the second date, but I just asked for a kiss. She let me give her one on the cheek and said it was fine, but next thing I know, she doesn't respond to any of my texts. She was the one who told hinted at getting one on the next date. She acts like she wants me the same one sec, then rejects me for thinking I had the green light the next.I can see why people lose themselves in waifu collectors like ZZZ. Imagine straight shooters who want to hang out lol.
>>584598504Strawberry milk every day.
>>584598076I drive as fast as she does I would be ok
>>584559720it seems to imply Phoenix is like the strongest of Krampus but I can't envision how that can be the case. I mean immortality is cool and all but what, does she slip, fall and coincidentally stab enemy's heart with 100% accuracy everytime with freak luck or something
>>584598397Soukaku, close the door...
>>584598232>>584598346>>584598509All this BP talk is making Sunna cry. She doesn’t understand what hypergamy is.
>>584598335Privacy is important.
>>584598504I will take on the debt if it means life long happiness.
>>584598648>Work hard>Get really lucky at birth with family/moneythe only two options to succeed and everything else ends in being the chopped unc working at the gas station till you bullet yourself.
>>584598735What about-
>>584598440
>>584598693The games women play are confusing and scary
>>584598232I got a hair transplant. Losing your hair in your 40's sucks. Losing it in your 20's is a death sentence
>>584598923*Work hard forever.The moment you let yourself go your wife stops having sex with you and you become the ATM.
>>584598791I would knock Phoenix out like Cissia did without trying. Then I would launch her into outerspace without air and she would suffer for eternity.Then I would personally punish all the Krampers for being annoying and not doing their jobs
>>584598791It's more that you have to constantly deal with Phoenix
>>584599037My buddy married at 21 and is fully bald at 28. Son of a bitch lucked out
>>584598232just slap a toupee on and get back out there king
>>584598838My house, just me and hobbies. Come over, Sunna. We can blast tunes and work on crafting and not say a word.
>>584599037Seeing my norwood 2 hairline makes me sick but I’m too defeated to get on finasteride.
>>584599094>Don't punish me or I'll cum...
I need to drop 80 lbs
>>584598693You asked and it gave her the ick. You have to lean in and if she turns away ghost her.
Do you remember?
>>584599312You can still rock a NW2 and people would be none the wiser. Also consider topical finasteride
>>584599094>launch her into outerspaceJust throw her in Papago or something
New faction leaked
>>584599657And what fan put this one together?
>>584599402Sunna...
>>584598982>>584598693Whoops you made the mistake of asking for consent like you were tricked into doing and it turned her off.Sorry Brad who slapped her ass and forced a kiss on the first date gets her instead because women are retards.
I would gladly give my life for Vivian *slits throat* *gets blood on the thread*
>>584599657>Maleyeah fake
>>584599543If a woman is some type of human shaped animal that only operates on vibes and not on a conscious evaluation of actions, you're probably better off avoiding her to begin with. You're guaranteed to fuck up and not guess the random "right" answer somewhere down the line.
>>584599787Senior fufu I come to you for happy readings...
>>584599747a fan account
>>584599861who was that, and why would he inconvenience Lord Pheathon in this way
>>584599571The twenty-first night of September?
>>584599898Much more women than men are NPCs who cant see the apple. Women are literally the vibes and feelings gender and they have worked very hard for decades in the west to fight for propaganda that says otherwise in the name of equality.
>>584599312Tried minoxidil years ago but it just slowed things down>>584599037Everyone says that publicly but afaik that shit will fall unless you start taking totally-not-HRTBesides, if I could afford several surgeries I'd just date a gold-digger
>>584600008I like this Vivian because it looks like she's exerting herself and is drenched in pheromones
>>584599657>male>dark skinNice try.
>>58460001621 hot passionate nights with lil zhao
>>584599580Early receding hairline (just the sides) is even considered attractive by quite a few women, depending on the overall face shape ofc, but gl having it stop at that
>>584600086The transplanted hairs are immune to thinning but yeah you can continue losing hair unless you hop on finasteride. I've been doing topical for like 8 years now with no issue and a full head of hair
>>584599621to make her regret her immortality would be better. Lock her inside the metal coffin and she will suffocate and then revive but be helpless because of zero breathable air and perish and need to revive again and again and again in a endless cycle
>>584599657This is Genshit teir, why would anybody that's a fan of ZZZ want this even as a fanmade thing?
Agents that would try to homewreck your loving relationships?
>>584600016I want to give Promeia a hug.
>>584600301>This is Genshit teir
>>584600345Astra would want this lol.
>>584600423sniiiiifffffffffff
Imagine if we took miHoyo's talent for rigging and content pipeline and gave them actual writers and combat/ui/minigame designers
>>584600345
>>584600512She would, yeah. But it's better for her if the cheating is legitimate and Evelyn initiates it.
>>584600264Yeah but having her endlessly wandering a hollow works just as well
>>584600207New meme. Shungboo is the gift that keeps on giving.
>>584600226My dad said his hair started receding very early but he’s just a Norwood 3. That’s my cope.
>>584600930>>584600930>>584600930
>>584600960Earlynigger
>>584600960Earlychad
Finish inside Anby.
>>584601178do you think anby's anus tastes like burger?
>>584600259How much did you spend on it?
