HALT! You are not allowed to post in this thread unless you are pulling for Phoenix!Previous: >>https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/584600930/ >NewsVersion 3.3 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/eskKHxhmjCEAgent Record | Severianhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46653676Agent Record | Phoenixhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46653231[Web Event] Vyrium Vacation Albumhttps://hoyo.link/3wOLXYiYD >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/s-y-Vc1dVkU (EN)https://youtu.be/b9rqMnCNM10 (JP)https://youtu.be/w088eYNQW4w (EN)https://youtu.be/n1CR-XqPYEU (JP)https://youtu.be/Ln0ilmPqXU0https://youtu.be/VjNhciBWgug (EN)https://youtu.be/_Q6RmpJjZHs (JP) >Upcoming Events for 3.2https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166000All-New Program 09/09 - 10/20Angels Support Operation 09/09 - 11/30Potential Hypothesis: Reforged in Fire 09/09 - 10/20Clink Clank Pinball Knight! 09/10 - 10/19Shadow Chase Showdown 09/16 - 10/05Surprise Screening PLan 09/23 - 10/20Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 09/23 - 09/28Diary of an Orbie Parent 09/30 - 10/19"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 09/30 - 10/20Chronicles of the Hobbling Crow 10/03 - 10/19Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 10/14 - 10/19 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZGRIND32ZZZINK32ZZZVOID32 >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
Aria is a man
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
USE YOU'RE STUNNY!Why roll the cunny if you won't use their stunny?
Playing Aria and Fiony together!
I play on mobile and use Piper hypercarry. Why can’t I clear?
>>584635771>>584635849>a minute apartIt has to be the same person.
Wabbits are STRONG!
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>>584635828Men should brainwash women into wearing detached sleeves. I’m tired of seeing ass and never seeing pits.
>>584635886Roxy doko
>>584636013You think so, detective anon?
>>584636013But the post cooldown with images is longer than 1 min.
>>584635825ty>!0/60holy shit fuck these gay ass devs
>>584636013CD is 90 seconds
>>584636062women hate having to shave or wax armpitst. have three sisters
>>584636083I'm collecting Chinese loli stunners.
>>584635718>mysterious voice > shitty inventory mode
>>584636172I slept with this guys 3 sisters
>>584636013They've been doing this for a fuckin year now and it's not actually always consistent
>>584636013Post cooldown is longer if you're posting with images. That said, the Ariaanon is no doubt just using two different devices to post (PC and phone).
>>584636093>>584636134>>584636151Multiple addresses.
>>584636172How can they spend all that time on their appearance but struggle with shaving? The problem is that we don’t shame women for not showing off pits enough.
>>584636259>>584636281I'm not doing that and the reverse Ariaposter has posted his own rolls here, so you can tell we're 2 different people.
>>584636259>>584636281DYRBI
>>584636215and it lets me use agents I don't haveshitty inventory mode doesn't even let me use silly all the time
>>584636259>>584636281ariaposter has been around since...aria...the second poster appeared sometime after and is clearly the unhinged ritualposter stalker
>>584636353>>584636378Ugly
>>584636353>>584636378Very sus, he’s indeed posting from his cheese pizza device and his 400TBs of cheese pizza device
DAMN
Don't forget about Sarah....
>phoenix trailer is actually a dialyn trailerNice.
If we had a Simmer/YumCha affiliated Delivery girls loli faction with proper loli delivery girls uniforms, this would actually be in line with season 1 character designs.
>>584636453>>584636454Meds. Now.
>>584636013.sihT fo noitisop lanoitauqe eht ni eW eht ton era yehT
>>584636496No, it's actually a WIFE trailer.
IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT
>>584636575>>584636595He’s right, Aria is fugly af, someone should scrap her
>>584636215trvke
>>584636595This nigger sounds like that one show I can't remember the name of
Does high-risk investment amount change valuable drops or not?I have at leasts 70% of all the reds, but I'm still missing the top 2 (poop and toilet-boo) and some others sprinkled here and there that were left overs from S1 and added is S2, and I seem to have WORSE luck at higher investments than I do at lower or none.
>>584636632>they made the bibian from hoyofair canon
>>584636657
IS PHOENIX A MUST ROLL
>>584636765Nicole should snap her neck and be done with it
Guys it’s Sunna, I need you to correct Nangong for me.
>>584636771Cunny roll
>>584636595Your position is equational yeah....just like your obsession.
>>584636829Sybau Sunna.
Bulky enforcer-san is so lucky
>>584636813>ARIA NECK AH HURTS MY HANDS
>>584636771nah
>>584636215is it even possible to get z-merits in bagel mode?
>>584636771She would if the ass was fat, but it isn't.
>>584636943Wise would eek if a woman fell onto him, but if it was manato he’d be flustered and pop a boner
>>584636771Early testers so no, even after they tweaked her kit M2 is still basically a must.
How tight is Phoenix?Asking for my brother.
>>584636943Muscle guys are canon gay lol.
>>584636962Do I count as a tourist if I don’t know what anime inspired this outfit?
>>584637032they're about as common as polychromes
>>584637070We had sex 3200 times in the span of a week, which means she’s not tight anymore
>>584637076it's just a sailor uniform top with a school swimsuit underneath and a surgical eyepatch
>>584636395you can use agents you dont have in bagel, they just have to be in the current rotation
>>584637061>M2 is still basically a must.That's nonsense.C1 is the one that enhance her team mates' crits.
>>584637141Fake and gay, every time you fuck her to death and she revives her hymen restores itself completely
>>584637203I know but I hate the rotation
>>584636749...
>>584637032Very rare, briefcases are your best bet.>>584637101Had poly's spawn far more than the merits
>>584636943Why do Hollow Raiders even fuck with people who aren't wearing regular clothes? Do they not get tired of getting the shit beat out of them? Why are there so many anyway? Life in New Eridu seems pretty idyllic outside of organ traffickers and slave trading Epsteinian TOPS members. Just stay in well lit areas and around people and you're fine. What drives them into doing such dangerous and illegal activities for what seems like no pay? Surely they'd make better lives working at Belobog or the like. When you're a raider you're>homeless>bullied by bigger raiders>attacked by Ethereals>always at risk of Ether corruption>hounded by N.E.P.S.>possibly hunted by the N.E.D.F.>broke>seemingly starving judging by how lanky most of them are>a possible target for anyone with actual combat skillsWhere is the upside? The best Hollow Raider we saw was the guy Jane and Seth beat up, and he was a broke homeless faggot with no money, no bitches, and no permanent residence.Just join the H.I.A. or N.E.P.S. before you get hurt or killed.
>>584637250>gay Im fucking a woman though >fakeBut I don’t wanna kill her….
>>584637364The hollow raiders were all paid actors. Don't worry about it.
>>584635828Dialyn's pits are suspiciously detailed in every shot this trailer.
Sunbringer being a 3 in 1 character never made sense to me because there's only one Sunbringer related Void Hunter weapon and it's currently used by Eldreda
A R I ARIA
>>584637507How did Miss Phoenix make them disappear with her fire at the end?
>>584637506>Im fucking a woman thoughCorrect but it was only straight the first time because you got Phoenix'd, this is you now.>But I don’t wanna kill her….That's not up to you
>>584637569Anon, the Sunbringers ARE the Void Hunter weapon.
>>584637523Fake news, Ellen isn’t a whore
>>584637364When a hollow expands people need to run immediately leaving valuables behind, you can score pretty good loot especially if you findi an abandoned industrial site or research plant.Get some good carrot data and a few bats to deal with ethereals and then go back to your deliveroo gig job.
>>584636172it takes less time than shaving my idiot face shaving legs fucking sucks tho
Phoenix-senpai is so COOL!
>>584637663ZAMN, I look like that?!?
>>584637681Correct, she's a slut, she just uses whoring herself out as an excuse to have more sex.
>>584637364We need our Goombas/Hilichurls/Stormtroopers for this game.
>>584637241Without M2 she's basically relegated to a support, M2 turns her into a viable on-fielder.Already got plenty of pyro's playing backup, Banyue and Evelyn are the only ones posting real numbers.
>>584637738So why are literally all of them broke? Even our good guy raiders are broke. I could see doing it as a side hustle, a little work here or there, but doing it full time? And resorting to attacking civilians on sight? Why? Just get a regular job. Your chances of striking it rich or even getting away with a decent pay day are abysmally low.
>>584636632>>584636749>>584637338bibi
>>584637860They're not broke because they're hollow raiders, they're hollow raiders because they're broke
>>584637860>just get a job AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A CRIMINALS ONLY WEAKNESS
>>584637662Well you see Sunna, a magician never reveals her tricks
happiest phoneshill
>>584637821You know who would've made good jobber enemies? An organization that gives hope to the down trodden, only to use them for its own ends while brainwashing them with propaganda and miracles performed by people drunk on power given by a false god. Hmmm, I feel like I saw some people like that, but I just.... can't put my finger on it.
>>584637840>Without M2 she's basically relegated to a support,That's such a retarded perspective to take.
>>584638091TOPS does this on the regular
>>584637860Because hollow raiding is classified as a criminal activity. For criminals or for someone with an agenda for entering outside of HIA's permission. The kind of people that can't easily get normal jobs, and especially can't get an HIA job that probably requires a completely spotless record if its anything like reality with government work. If you want to be a criminal and not have to hollow raid you join TOPS.
>>584636771no such th ing
>>584637860They aren't alway broke but they blow all of their money immediately, Nicole is bad with money and likes spending it on orphans and her friends. In the event Nicole got her skin the cunning hares hit a big jackpot, instead of Nicole paying off all her debt she only pays off some of it then she spends it on treating everyone and buying herself and expensive new outfit.
>>584638141Just the standard pre-release doomposting to demoralize anons, literally every agent has this happen to them, even the VHs.
>>584637738I saw a fanart of Anby eating burgers and it went straight to her tits. Hottest shit ever.
>>584638217So...a group of Monas?
New Eridu has no fucking excuse to still be losing grounds to newly formed Hollows with Phoenix around when we:>know that Hollows (up to a certain size) can be eliminated by simply killing all the etherials in it>know that the military is not above utilizing suicide bombers as we've seen with how they ran the Sivler Squad
>>584637076Its an old HI3 outfit for Bronya
>>584638332She had Zhao buff and Dialyn buff. Too stronk
>>584638601Phon is only good for meta, but nobody likes Bnnuy.
>>584638523Replicas aren't people
Stewie Griffin had sex with Wise
>>584637940At the end of her questline, Venus is looking for an apartment. A guy offers one to her at like 200,000 Dennies a month which, according to Venus, is absurdly cheap. It's not hard to make it in New Eridu in the slightest. A regular job apparently nets you hundreds of thousands of Dennies a month. A meal at Waterfall Soup is just 5,000. These guy run around in rags and torn up clothing. >>584638173It seems like 99% just want money.... but there's no money apparently because they're using bats, busted double barrel shotguns, and homemade fire bombs. No matter how you look at it, working a regular job is leagues above hollow raiding. Safer too. You might just be taking a piss one day, try to rob a little girl, then she turns into the fucking sun and atomizes you.
>>584638659>Phon is only good for meta, but nobody likes Bnnuy.They are both Meta when Zhao can break control skills.
>>584638242Nobody said such a thing about Shungus
>>584638465Mona is poor because she works as a columnist but fortune telling for free instead of charging a fee.Nicole's name in the files is Nostradamus so she should be a fortune teller too when we get her SP.
Closing my eyes with a smile on my face. My wife Aria leaps into the air for me one last time. There is nothing left but to await sweet oblivion as her hard and heavy ass plummets straight towards my face.
>>584638820She needs the two best attacker supports to be good. She’s well on her to being a niche powercrept brick like Hugo.
Shungy is special
Phoenix's funeral where all members of Krampus attends in mourning attires, including Phoenix herself
>>584638951Special as in retarded, yes
Rerun when?
>Phoenix straight dash through while collecting mob trainThey know about naked bagel runs, don't they.
>>584638932
>>584638992That's just the Qingming Sword erasing her memories back to Kindergarten. She could actually read before she used it to kill a level 10 Dullahan.
>finds a way to Rosecalifer to be with her husband againBased vivi wanting to spend time with Lord Phatheon no matter the distance
>>584638938That's after the fact, nearly a year's worth of patches after her actual release. The only doomposts going around when she was still in beta testing was the kind that despairs for the game's future balancing
>>584639129>husband*wife >>584637338
>>584639054Any always-online game is bound to have tens of thousands of hours worth of data containing recorded player control inputs.
>>584639124perfect wife
somebody quickly inform Air Patrol Commander Lindverne that an intruder is approaching Roscaelifer's airspace. Tell her to train all of Roscaelifer's SAM batteries sights on it and release a full volley as soon as a target lock is achieved.
Remielle is hot, but given how often she uses her wings to travel, her flabby thighs would probably be too weak for satisfying bedroom action.Evelyn, Alice, Sigrid, and Shungus on the other hand...
>>584638951needs.
>>584638982This sounds like something that would happen in a side comic
>>584639318You know Bibi can fly, right? As soon as the first volley is sent, she's diving into the clouds, only to resurface, weaving between the next shots, and landing. She'll be in the crowd before any Patrol members get to her landing site. Thankfully, Rape and Eat anon, a curse upon his bloodline, will not be able to follow her into the sky.
Remielle squatting down to pee but betrayed by her failing, weak thigh muscles and plopping down on her own puddle with a thuddy splash
>>584639318hey quiet you, phaeton is in need of dire assistance.
Girl wants the string bikini
>>584639124What if the sword made her body match her mental age?
SEXOOOO
>>584639362>when you put it in the wrong hole
>>584639590Holy shit, how old is Shifu??? She's gotta be like 40.
I gave in and wasted my guarantee to Promeia. What now?
Here is your upcoming new meta team.
>>584639393yeah, she needs to get spread open by my cock
>>584639696Goddamn real women are so fucking ugly.
>>584639696>spam dodge counter>trigger abloom with another agent>switch to Promimi>use ult>hold basic>don't win, you forgot to farm disks>go farm disks
The ZZZ keyboard is getting custom plates.
>>584639362every single frame is a great reaction image
>>584639318Bibi would never die not even to Roscaeliferian Flint Porcelloy Empowered Lockheed Martin Hellfire missiles personally constructed by dubious evil lesbian bloodsmiths nanodesu
>>584639590You just reminded me how the Shungus pandering broke the lore by making her the same age as the Proxy.
>>584639838>when she sees wise and manato fucking in public
>>584639834where the fuark do I buy this
What if when Shungus "wielded" the Qingming sword she kept it in the huge sheath and just rocket slammed it into people
>>584639508she wouldn't need that hot air balloon if she could actually fly would she. the thrusters around her butt can only help her manuever airborne for so long and even if she somehow manages to evade all the missiles she would have probably exerted all her energy/converted all her altitude into speed.after all that, the only thing she could realistically do is slowly glide back down to eridian ground using her umbrella. by which point she'll start to hear a whistle in the distance carried by the winds. (rape and eat anon leaped from Roscaelifer and approaching at a high speed and his tummy is already grumbling)
Does anyone remember that utterly nasty collab they did with Marvel comic artists?
>>584639910
>>584640067>BURNICE STOP SHE IS FLAMMABLE
Bibi flying to Roscaelifer to watch Phaethon and Remielle make out. Truly a good girl...
>>584638686I knew Wise was a pedo but this is low even for him.
>>584639362>>584638332I thought this dork was supposed to be lowkey super mega powerful
>>584640076She's an acceleraI wonder how her blood would mix with nitro fuel
>>584640001The air balloon is to conserve the fuel. She can't fly for very long, but as her ult shows, she's very maneuverable. If she does the operation at night, she can easily get past the air patrols. She could also use Girtablulu's trail to get in from Scamal Hollow. If R&E Anon is already in Roscaelifer... I'm sure Hugo won't be far behind her to keep her safe.
>>584640123she highkey is
are they gonna reveal Kafka's kit during Phoenix banner?don't know if i should spend my pulls on Velina...
>>584640123Try fighting someone that wouldn't die..
>>584640204>gets defeated by canned drinks
>>584640096you just know she was rubbing her clit while watching
>>584640209Who the fuck is Kafka?
Cutie
Biber Banshee, feast upon my blood, so that you may awaken your true vampiric abilities
>>584640340YO FONE LINGING
>>584640340armpits to die for
>>584640340HEY BIG BOY!?
>>584639890They were just lazy with models
Another cutie!
LMAO
>>584640436Im obsessed with this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktm_q1IOwoY
>>584639890I thought that was just Shungus gaslighting herself
>>584640589
smirking to myself as I walk past Vivian who's broken down and crying in the middle of Lumina Square's crossing (she caught a glance of me and sees visions of me raping her behind 141 Convenience Store)
>>584640436>they named her dialyn instead of linglingone fucking job hoyo
>>584640769dial inphonehehehe
>>584640769Are you fucking 15?
>Enchainers?>Mega Ethereals?>One of the original Void Hunters is on Death's Door?>You're being hunted by enemies including rogue TOPS agents?>You want me to help?>Eh, I mean I could buuut.....
>can't make rough sex jokes with Phoenix because she's too weak to be rough on me and too frail to be rough withrough sex with Promeia
>>584640884And are you a fucking Argie?
>>584640892>I'm on a very important and private "business" with Daddy- I mean, Mayor Mayflower, so...And it wouldn't even be the first time this happens in the story.
>>584640960You can actually, she'll die midsex then rape you back with the force of a thousand suns for like 20-30 secondsThen die again
>>584640884>he doesn't remember lingling the pandayou are the underaged one here I'm afraid
>force myself to be good and pull for Velina first over Phoenix >character demo comes outI don't think I can help myself now I need that white girl
>>584641059Who??
>>584640960She's literally unkillable Be as rough on her as she wants
>>584641115panda that lived in ueno zoo in tokyo. died 18 years ago
>>584641059My bad I didnt know about a fucking panda from A RANDOM ASS TOKYO ZOONow can you tell me the name of this Giraffe form the Cincinnati zoo
>>584641059I'm 26 and I think I barely recall a Family Guy joke about this thing. You're old, dude.
>>584641253tessa
Nice titsI mean hello, Astra
>>584641059Do people think its normal to know the names of zoo animalsThe only one I know was harambre and that was only because of the memes
>>584641054hot
>>584638773So can Claret, who isn't a waste of a slot
Wtf she knows sunna
Well Phoenix's trailer was shit. Hopefully Severian's EP is good.
>>584641457Ive never seen so many worms personified into a human being
>>584641457You have AIDS
>>584640631Isn't the joke about the Chinese supposed to be they CAN'T say L's, though? (Even though they can)
>no one likes sunna as an idol >but everyone who ones aod personally likes sunna the most?
>>584635718cloud with a chance
>>584641358It's hard to pick who's the cutest between Astra, Sunna, and Aria. My dick says Astra, my heart says Sunna, but Aria gives them both a run for their money sometimes.
>>584641587>everyone who ones wat
>disgusting riajuus should all disappear
Bros im starting to fall for phone girl
>>584641586huhno?that one is edited dialyins voice. the original is a dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLP_tnnDGSQ
>>584640209You shouldn't >>584640123She's a glass canon except she keeps coming back like the hound
>>584641674yjk they're gonna break up soon
Still working on the Phoenix card. Hoping to be able to finish writing it sometime this weekend
>>584641674>a c*uple Off with their heads
>>584641401you missed an event
>>584641620>Fufu milk>Milk Phoenix
>>584641745Now this is an anon with impeccable taste.
She can't cook for shit or know how to use a map
Sunna told me that Chinese people love eating bat soup, is that true?
>>584641587Nah I fuck Nangong
>mfw Sarah becomes plot relevant again
>>584641620>miyabi love sexof course she does
>>584641401Nangong too
>>584641620>yixuan fun getting character rerun
>>584641401
>>584641620>Sunna better pussyGong fags in shambles
>>584641746I'm confused about the joke existing at all because wasn't the Chinese stereotype supposed to be they replaced L's with R's instead of R's with L's
>>584641620>need EllenYes I do
>>584642018That's the Japanese stereotype
>>584642018idk man its just retarded jokes. Here in my cunt they think Japs cant pronounce the R when is the only way around.Just laugh at funny meme and move on
>>584642018that's japs not chinks
>>584641620>banyue cum
>Velina running soon>But also Phoenix>I have Promeia for Remi team alreadyDo...do I get Velina and double down on the thiccness or do I go for Phoenix? I'm having fun with Promeia and she seems pretty strong and everyone says Veli+Remi is the core anomaly strongpoint right now. And I sure wouldn't mind more thiccness.....
>>584642018That's Japanese, but people lump in together because "they rook same!"
What if every Asian person looked the same
>>584642138what the fuck is that thing
>>584642143I can somewhat reliably tell Chink, Gooks, and Japs apart.
>>584641620Ass gameEldred best support Penis run happy Always Nangong Sunna better pussyWise play zzzew might schizoPull dracaenaneed EllenAria yeah Dialyn weapon means chinese thought trailer jobs gonna hate corinStronger soukakuenemy angel mode
Shouldn't Hugo and Mockingbird know about Roscalifer?
>>584642203you can identify Koreans easily
>>584642213What about Mongolians
>>584642142
>>584642082>>584642127It was definitely for Chinese too but I guess they just do both interchangeablyKinda calls into question the explanation that they did it to Japs because they don't have an L sound in their language
>>584642207snek
Aria yeah!
>>584642291They're wide and flat faced like Koreans, but with generally smaller eyes and larger cheeks.
>>584642384thats a foreskin my dude
>>584642142If you care about meta, Remi, Promeia, Phoenix, they're all just good dps. Velina on the other hand is a core pillar of season 3 anomaly team. One might say she's the real vh of first half of s3
>>584642291They've got a pretty distinct facial structure from Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese. If anything they're easier to tell apart. CN/KR/JP has way more phenotypical overlap, you only reliably tell based on clothing, makeup, body language, etc.
>>584642227>gonna hate corinDIE
>>584642410>Larger cheeks
>>584642276Korean jumpscare
S3 characters vids are really unremarkable. Only Norma's music vid was good.
>>584642510God in Heaven, if Yuzuha was real I'd make it my life's goal to make her mine.
>>584642575Go on the interknot and click on random links
>>584642575Im literally her
>>584642575>falling for a deaf girlWhat's next, falling for Anby because she's autistic?
>>584642575No you wouldn't, lol
>>584642575She'd cuck you for the neighbours 2incher
>>584642643Yes
Bibian...
How do I know if my teams are bad or if I lack skill?
>>584642643He wants to sex Trigger
>>584642542
>>584642702When you don’t spend thousands of dollars
Phoenix loves getting choked during sex
>>584642702post your scores and very polite and gentle anons will answer you
>>584642632prove it, prank somebody
>>584642572Most character vids are unremarkable in every season
>>584641059im 31 and I only vaguely recall this
>>584642719What about Caesar and Nekomata?
>>584642674When will it end?0 inches?Negative?
>>584642510pure sex
>>584642759He successfully pranked you agreeing with "her"
>>584642759I raped and killed fifty men, wasn’t that a funny prank teehee
>>584642815If Caesar gives you a handjob then by technicality Billy is also giving you onw
>>584642510it's funny, i dont feel much for yuzuha normally but her skin makes her one of the hottest characters in the game
>>584642815>NekomataBeing black isn't a disability anon
>>584642864I didn't want to know this information
>>584642864This isn't the negative you say it is.
>>584642962I beg to differ
>>584642575She would make you cry in under a minute
>>584643002Never said it was a negative
>>584642962Nekomata is a maladjusted cat thiren who larps as a real cat as opposed to normal thirens
>3.0 teaserwow phoenix looks like she's aurafarming>realityshe probably just ended up there on accident huh
>>584643010If I was lucky
We still like Seed right?
Billy stroking your willy to the beat of Starlight Knight's intro song
>>584642575>smug and teasing Yuzuha greentext
>>584643114oh hi blue phoenix
>>584642821Her smile is like the sun. Her eyes, like jewels. Her hair, like fiery dusk. Lesser men would be teased by her and take offense, but in truth, it means she cares. It's attention designed to make you pay attention to the moment. The moment that you and her are sharing. It's designed to bring you out of your shell, bring your attention to her glittering eyes and alluring smile. Yuzuha, my beloved....
giving Aira billy's armGiving Aria Zero's buster
>>584643114
>>584643094It's uncomfortable there
>>584642510okay be honest, did you guys look at her pits or ass first
>>584643114Seed assmogs the entire rest of the cast, she's got nothing to worry about.
>>584641620>no mention of Roxy at all despite the fact that her debut banner is still ongoinglollmaoI actually looked at the previous thread and did a CTRL+F search of Roxy. I only got 4 results. I guess you need more than 4 to actually make it into this word cloud. Pathetic. What an absolute failure of a character.
>>584643209>>584642997Whats sunna been eating...
>>584643240Wrong
>>584643026I would fuck him just because he's two things I love put into one character, even if I'm not gay.
Roxy's slow ass banner is killing the game.
>>584643163A girl so sexy that even an obvious dense guy like Wise sees just how much of a bombshell Yuzuha is
Ass game!
>>584643114REMOVE SEED remove seedyou are worst whore. you are the whore idiot you are the whore smell. return to helios. to our roska cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,helios we will never forgeve you. segway rascal FUck but fuck asshole whore stink helios sqhipere shqipare..whore genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead whore..ahahahahahHELOUIS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget wwZ .exalted faggogts we kill the sarah , yunkui return to your gay smmuit….hahahahaha idiot whore and heliosian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SEED FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. vicotira+phaeton+roska+harres=kill helios…you will wwZ/ tupac alive in new eridu, tupac making album of new eridu . fast rap tupac new eridu. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink whore… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a hollowtupac alive numbr one #1 in new eridu ….fuck the heliSO ,..FUCKk ashol whores no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the whore farm aminal with rap magic now we the phetoon rule .ape of the zoo mayerr mayflowr fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and helios wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. new eridu greattst countrey
Are we all just shitposting until the SD resets or what
>>584643163You know that raccoon gon watch, right?>>584642962Maybe not, but being a middle easterner and she's the closest thing we have rn, so.....
>>584643343“Too bad I’m into men, god I love Manato”
>>584642775you can't just invent non-arguments like that, this isn't an AI generate chat programmed to agree with all the nonsense you generate.
>>584643343I would fight every anon in this thread, 1v1, consecutively, no breaks, in gladiatorial combat for Yuzuha's hand in marriage. I would fight and kill you all 1vhowever many of you there are for her. I would do it bare handed. I'd face you with my hands tied behind my back.
>>584643476>You know that raccoon gon watch, right?
>>584643494Beating the everloving shit outta this guy but not for yuzuha, taking yidhari instead
>>584643494Come at me, I’ll kneel on your neck and fuck her while you sob and brap
Retaliating to Yuzuha's pranks by pumping her raccoon's ass full of cum while she watches in horror
I AM GOING TO ALICE!!
>>584643642YOU MONSTER
>>584636013Many are saying this
>>584643707Is it morally okay to steal her food?
>Nekomata>middle eastern
>>584643494Were your hands always this small?
>>584643570>>584643604>>584643771Love conquers all, fools.
>>584643240For her overall ratio, yes you're right. Only thing I disagree with is her brain is too childish to feel comfortable about courtship.>>584643301Cheating. Robots can have any body part they want. Seed is all natural.
>>584643767>not using dark theme
Pounding Nekomata in the ass mischievously
>>584643826But what if I love you the most? Even more than Yuzuha
>>584643901Impossible.
>>584643714Please Black Souls 2 VR somewhere else
>>584642827I didn't use any pronouns>>584642842Yuzuha in Krampus now ig
Yuzuha is into scat
>>584643767>t. didn't get the jokeOff to Davy's locker, you REE-er.
Singing scat man with yuzuha...and sunna
>>584643829A-H0L0s all have asses that bigShe too is all natural Factory defaultBoilerplate
>>584642936Yuzuha's trope is one one of the sexiest things the east has created but her base outfit reveals absolutely nothing, not even her silhouette which, relative to what we have in this game, is pretty fucking prudish.The skin perfectly matches her personality and is a swimsuit, sort of.
Sunna poops only every other day. She is congested and heavy bellied. Don't be like Sunna and eat your veggies please
>>584642962she complains about discrimination non stop
Yuzuha is mine btw
>Lucifia Montenegro>Soldier 11>Burnice>Orphie>Lighter>Jufufu>Manato>Banyue>Norbrat>Phoenix up nextFire is so overpowered it has all the waifu characters
Yuzuha did 9/11
>>584643114>>584643240
Did you know that Zenless Zone Zero's latest and newest agent is Roxy? Her debut banner is curently live and ongoing! You wouldn't know it if you were to look at the current /zzz/ thread though. Because nobody else is talking about her! If anything, a passerby would think that the newest banner character is called "Yuzuha"!
Yuzuha > your favorite agent
>>584644101Seed could dwarf this in a year if she stop eating flowers.
>>584644268I look like this
>>584644127
Sex with Phoenix?
>>584644127Ok, I'll bite. What did she eat? Don't say cheeseburgers because she hates cheese.
the fact phoenix probably pees blood is kind of a turn off
>>584644348Address. Now.
>>584644194Yuzuha collapsed building seven as a prank
>>584644268Yuzuha checks under her bed for Burnice before she sleeps
>>584644437>You wouldn't be able to tell when she's on her period
The intern loves using this face
>>584644268What's her secret that she mogs every agent to the point where she basically takes ownership of the MC?
THREEINONE
>>584644437She sweats blood and bleeds when aroused
>>584644437why would she pee blood if she heals instantly?
>>584644576That homo wishes he had muscles like that
>>584644367Smelly>>584644424Her diet is consisted entirely of carbs and glucose, very bad. Potato chips and sugary drinks on the many nights she stays up writing music, sometimes cakes at her part time cafe, and then konbini sandwiches (greens removed) that Aria brings in during practice. Don't be like Sunna
>>584644576Her teasing. It's a lure that naturally drags you in, kind of like a fish on a hook. Guess that's why they call it "bait".
Uh oh phoenix bros
>>584644680
>>584644638same reason she bleeds from everywhere else
>>584644576>Screaming his nameWas it like "WiiiSe! wIIiiIsE! WIIise!"? You know, like in the tone of a retarded sea lion?
>>584644706so nice of hoyo to give us two straight skip patches
Ryona doujin soonhttps://files.catbox.moe/z727o5.jpg
>>584644706Does she come with a debuff?
I must admit Alice and LUCIA ELOWEN are the only ones I like and care for in Spook Shack
>>584644959What?
>>584644706Roxy tier character we are sticking with Burnice
>>584645080I was just wondering if rolling for Phoenix is a negative.
Can yuzuha tease me real quick? I need to feel the rush
>>584645223
>>584644706Only homosexuals would care more about numbers than an attractive girl
>>584645223>Aww, don't worry, Anon. A woman will want you one day, I'm 90% sure!>Me?>Pffffffft HAHAHAHAHAH....
>Ummm... did I go to far?
bibi!
>>584645462Well no, but also yes
>>584645312YUZUUUUUUUUUU
>>584645480soon
I can't wait to finally save Kafka from being stuck in a shit game.
>>584645480She experiencing Phaethon withdrawal even more than in S2
>>584645480Bibi
>>584644706if they pull a clarette the new boss will be hilariously weak to Phenix gimmic no matter the stats, just like the armor faggot gets easily 40K point with clarettes, but good sneed, sanby cissia teams barely scratch a 22K
Yuzuha's umbrella > Bibi's parasol.
Penix strong?
>>584644437Turn on*
fenie should probably wear red clothes instead of white
Me and Yuzuha are going to bed, general's dead.
>>584638659>nobody likes Bnnuy.>nobody likes what is essentially a support agent that takes next to zero field time and gives +1000+10% ATK, +40% DMG, and +30% Crit DMG buffs, and soon control skill skippingokay guy, whatever you say
>>584644706Massive translation error? We know she's absurdly broken with the hag
will 3.3 earn more than 3.2?https://poal.me/xm4h89>https://poal.me/xm4h89https://poal.me/xm4h89
I'm considering pulling Phoenix but have neither Velina nor Remielle so I tested how suboptimal teams perform in Shiyu. Here are the results:01 Aria, 00 Velina, Yuzuha 31k00 Phoenix, 00 Velina, Yuzuha 35k00 Phoenix, Yuzuha, 01 Remielle 32k00 Phoenix, 01 Velina, Yuzuha 37k01 Phoenix, 00 Velina, Yuzuha 36k01 Phoenix, Yuzuha, 01 Remielle 36k00 Phoenix - Aria's sig00 Velina - Fusion CompilerYuzuha - R5 Kaboom
>>584640123the same way a unlimited use suicide vest is powerfulshe generates a fuckton of energy on rebirth
>>584646084>We know she's absurdly broken with the hagYou don't know shit, and here CC's that have access to the content before you are explicitly saying otherwise.
Wise has to be a big chad now with all his bulging muscles from training and probably a big leaky penis yumyumyumyumyumyumyum
>>584646316Average wisefag behavior
>>584646457thats an anti
>>584644651Isn't there some ai that can change the background to a bedroom ?
>>584646457Nah, that's a homofag that hates women
>>584646316he really should train his kegel muscles too
why the fuck is vivian in phoenix trailer
>>584646457Wisefags are self-inserts that wants all the female units for himself.Wanting wise to be homo isn't wisefag behavior, that a bellefag who passionately hates Wise and would laugh at his death.
>>584644706Is evelyn legit the only fire character worth rolling for in this game? I still use soldier11, was hoping to upgrade
>>584646715vivian potential unlock confirmed
Yuzuha should get more events and outfits
wormano was a mistake btw
SMASH that fucking 5 star review button
>>584646812yuzuha and alice appears in so many side events if you think about it
The rest of the team needs skins
>>584646773>Wisefags are self-inserts that wants all the female units for himself.Correction: they want them for Wise, not themself. They want to sit in the cuck chair and watch some manlet wimp fucking all their girls.
>>584646715I outlined it right here >>584645676The siblings are in Roscaelifer, which is not a known place to the public, so Vivian is looking for them thinking that they went MIA
>>584646715I asked for this
>sperg out starts instead of the iconic 4chan "(Char)...."
>>584646918nah, thats literally just youits why your gay posts are more baffling than anything elsesamefagging your own posts just makes it even weirder
>>584646306Funny thing is that most people don't realized how fucked up Phoenix is in the trailer.>They killed her 5,783 times after Dialyn gave her a shoulder tap. If she dies once a day, that mean she has been dying ocne aay for FIFTEEN YEARS. > Her body is really fragile and dying but they told her to run through a hollow without protection which implies that she's nearly or almost fully corrupted but doesn't turn into an Ethereal. > She only gets 10s to feel alive during the the rush of rebirth before going back to near dying again.She's like Haramusa but can't even die. Can't even take sick leave because you work better the worse you feel.
>>584646883Nyo.
>>584647157
>>584647087the world wants her dead tooseems she makes the most of it tho
Phoenix is bait
Getting a restraining order against Bibian.
>>584647215glub glub, i am a fish
getting a releasing order on vivian
>>584647215it's worse than Roxy at least she was a new element
>>584647274Is this you https://youtu.be/Bu8bH2P37kY
>>584647087I honestly didn't get the point of the trailer, like is Dialyn running some fucked up ryona intertube channel
>>584647343many are saying this
Ummmmm......please talk about Roxy?
>>584647353no, im more of a mackarel
>>584647384Um... Is Truvia raping her atm?
>yuzuhaGutter trash.
>>584647354Training to see what kills Phoenix for real or just training in general for her fucked up physical condition. Maybe everytime she dies, it worsens her condition outside of rebirth.
>>584647384yes, roxy's initials spell out R.I.P.and yes, she calls her weapon a hammer, and it sure seems to also be a smithing bellow.but, ingame descriptions call it a coffin.and, if would fit her aesthetic if it were a tombstone.therefore, roxy's weapon is [plausibly] a cross.which further implies that christianity exists in zenless, outside the exaltist cult.
>>584647157>MILLIONS started the game because of this ass>they repaid her by sidelining her in both story and buffsDishonourable
>>584647463>Gutter trash.Leave 4chan Dudley, this site is beneath a gentleman such as yourself
>>584647586>which further implies that christianity exists in zenlessuhhh no
>>584647561what could have been...
>>584647354Thats Dialyn's thing
>>584647534wait a minute what's going on here
>>584647354dyalin is literally an assasin
>>584647605isnt dudley a poo in the loo? damn talk about generational aura loss
>584647586>plausibly
>>584647681>>584647815stay mad, tranny
This was gay as fuck ngl
remember to blame lindverne for claret turning into yuribait
>redundant ice attacker>redundant electric "attacker">redundant stunner>reundant fire anomalywhat's their game plan
>>584647354I thought it was fucked up. Krampus treats phoenix like shit I just feel bad for her now.
Bocchi the Rock X ZZZ collab!
>>584647949make the HSR colab look good by comparison
>>584647972personally, i gave it a dislike
>>584647985
>>584647949>>reundant fire anomalythe only other one being a limited agent that is never getting a re-run because she's in the collectible exchange shop
>>584647354She's a psychopath
>>584647902Given her reaction to said yuribait, I doubt that she had anything to do with it.Funny enough as I was looking closer at this pic, I notice that Remielle had a surprising look to the yuribait, which somewhat implies that her and Beli never went far enough to even be considered yuribaiting
>>584647586>cross means christianityhistorylet, cope
run thiren porn.exe
>>584648169note at the starting frames before she turns back to look at claret, her hair cast a similar shadow of disgust like lindy despite knowing she was walking into it
>>584648169she's surprised claret and roxy are so brazen, is all
>>584648169No one ever talks about Billy peeping
Roxy has a waste of skin of a vagina because she won't be using it to take dick ever
>>584637338I hear the nanodesu scream in my head
>>584648194
>>584648281she clenches her fist but holds back the urge to discipline them
>>584637364Just like most stuff in this game, the interesting parts of it that needed move story development were cut in favour of VH key jangling.
>>584648369Please stop using the english language
>>584648369none of them are gay it would've gone against the anti-sodomy laws of china, russia, saudi arabia, etc
i've never had a character so perfectly designed to cater to my ryona fetish beforeeven hiro was more just lanky/physically weak than actual ryonaweird feeling desu
>>584648493Roxy har en helt bortkastad fitta, eftersom hon ändå aldrig kommer att använda den till att ta emot en kuk
>>584647875you are so obsessed with trans people
>>584645560The prettiest
can we talk about how zhao snapped phoenix's arm bone just by lifting it up? zhao is fuarking powerful...
>>584648703Yeah I'm skipping this year's LIVE lmao
>>584648698a tin can killed her...she's just always on the verge of death
>>584646313>You don't know shitSo I guess all betas are fake
>>584648757yeah but that was after a city-wide sprint that involved stacking up lots of injuries.zhao accidentally broke her arm fresh after she resurrected
>>584648703Roxy.... forgotten...
>>584646858Kind of girl I'd leak Roscalifer's state secrets to
>>584636039Needs cum edit on her tongue and face
>>584648703Pretty Bibian
>>584647343>New element>Not a DPS
>Phoenix trailer>Everybody else featured in her trailer gets the spotlight instead of her Yeesh
>>584649006you rolling severian then?
>>584648101And what did we learn from Burnice? That Fire anomaly has no bosses
>>584649065???
>>584636039MORE DIALYN
>>584649118It's a Dialyn trailer bro
>>584649006There are non anomaly wind bosses now that are anti physical you either have to pull Severian
I like seeing reoccurring characters in content
>>584649075>Male>Simple gameplay>Target audience is womenOnly Banyue and Billy had a chance and I didn't get either although I do regret the former
Why is everyone in Krampus save for Zhao so anal coded? Yes, EVERYONE
>>584649210Because they're asshole
It's a crime Victory housekeeping didn't get a part in this season, even as just "hi proxy we are there on demand from an important customer"
>>584649210>save for Zhao
>>584649165Mine beats Shunko and Neko in neutral matchups, I am not concerned about attacker shilling
>>584649201>Simple gameplay>Forgets Harumasacomplicated gameplay is the default
>>584649243They're saving Victoria for the chapter bridging to Season 4 in preparation for S-Corn later on
The more I see of pheonix the more I might actually roll for her.And here I was saying that after hors i wouldn't roll till snicole...
>>584648265Remielle never beating yuri allegations kek
>584647875>sees something cross-shaped >this must mean that it's a reference to Christianity
people kinda forget why we dont get many skins, largely because of how 3d animation works and it takes effort to rig on new bits for animation, and A LOT of ZZZ's animation, even the jiggling, is very very intentional
The Sweety of Roscalifer
>>584648169I love my homophobic wife.
>>584649470Also wasn't there drama cos 1 guy playing another hoyo game was so upset that his character got a second better skin that he went to head office to threaten the devs?
>>584649369this bitch owes me triplets
>>584649470it's hoyo, they can hire as many fuckers as they want
orphie is irish btw
>>584649570wasnt that about bunny girl outfits being too dirty for his waifu or something?
>>584649369this lovely lady deserves to mother a set of adorable triplets (mine)
>>584649457>ankhis worn by phoenix>tau crossis not even a cross>many culturesput roman crosses on their gravestones and coffins?cope and seethe, tranny
>>584649652>hire as many fuckers as they wantyeah not many people can animate to the speed of ZZZ's animatorsyou cant just pick up shmucks off of college and expect them to go the distance
Realistically, this was probably the last (at least in awhile) yuri-related patch, because it went even lower than male banners, that were honestly sabotaged putting them right before the void hunters. Imma watch how the game will develop in the future, but I think they gonna change direction next season.But I predict that ZZZ community will have "We are so back" moment when lady Sunbgringer will arrive
Are we gonna turn down Lindverne once MH start yuribait her?
>>584649654
I'm gonna be quirky and roll for M1W1 Severian.My supports? Norma and m1 Sunna of course.
>>584649523Grim if true
>>584643085>larpsI just thought some thirens are more naturally animal-like
>>584649769Sunbringer patch will be divisive no matter how you cut it. Eldreda becoming playable will bring a reemergence of people pissed about her outfit. Sunbringer being a 3-in-1 will piss a LOT of people off. Lindy/Drac not becoming playable at all will piss off even more people. Lindy/Drac beoming playable will piss off the schizos (a good thing). There's just no winning for Hoyo the way I see it
>>584649654The Irish did not see much of a Scandinavian invasions like the rest of the British isles
>>584649973>who were the norse-gaels
>>584649848mental illnessbut so long as you're having fun
>>584649920In all fairness there always will be complaining people. The question is how they gonna bring their concept back to life, because ZZZ is one of the best in regards of gameplay, so I kinda believe them at this one.Outfit? Ehhh... That's the matter of taste, so far I liked lady Sunbringer, only those that compaigned about ther outfit were those, that do not play the game. Larpers and tourists, so to say.
>>584649843in what way is Corin british? please tell me it aint so
how long before we get an attacker/rupture lumiflux agent
>>584648703belle's legs look goofy long
>>584650109she...says zed zed zed
>>584650013they didn't last as long as the ones in Scotland and northwest England, still interesting
This is the second ZZZ porn artist I've seen mindbroken by religion, whats the deal
>>584650194What? When?
>>584650109>The Wickes family name originates from the Old English word "wic," meaning a dwelling or settlement, particularly one associated with a dairy farm. It first appeared in England after the Norman Conquest of 1066, with early records found in Surrey and Sussex.>victoria housekeepingnamed after... you know... queen victoria
>>584649309Exactly my point, Sev is THE boring male, he's purely for female gamers
>>584650076I have no problem with sexualised outfits at all, in fact I love them but Eldreda's "skinsuit/corset/one-piece short shorts" thing is hot garbage. Anby, Rina, Lucy, Zhu yuan, Qingyi all manage to be hot as shit AND still clearly conveying what kind of clothes they're wearing.
>>584650254ZZZasedno more gambling for my brother in christ
>>584650059Everyone has the same units I doI wanna be a hipster for once and do something different
>>584650162and i bet it's gonna be A rank too
>>584650254This is the third time I've seen a post like this and the previous two weren't zenless related. Is there some strange mind virus going around pushing zoomies to God?
>>584650443i'd be curious to see how he clears the M1 i do not understand however
OH NO NO NO MIHOYOI just cleared your shitty armorer shill shit with a 2 year old free unit.
>>584650376>>584650076There is an obnoxious tendency with some ZZZfags to equate you saying an outfit doesnt look good into being "oh you just hate sexy designs" which is so played out by now, like everyone is clearly fine masturbating to characters I just want the topnotch season 1 design quality back, its so hit or miss now. Sunbringer looks like some Endfield slop. All I needed was a nice floofy collar to go with her fat tits and I got robbed.
>>584650254>mindbroken by religion QRD??
>>584650383If you really believed that you wouldnt be on 4chan sinning.
>>584650595Virgin mad someone is no longer drawing porn.
>>584650376>>584650568Well... I think she has more of biker suit, no? I mean... Just if devs gonna give her more details, that's gonna be a fuckin good one but in all fairness... I really enjoyed Promeia's design so take it with a grain of salt.And a lot of recent DONATE skins were pretty fuckin good. I suspect that they might put better outfits behind the paywall, which might suck. But I have to put my tinhat beforehand.
>>584650643Why are you mad about it, calm down
>>584650565If you give any agent the 2 top 1 supports of each class then is not really that impressive
>>584650565you need 33k for the S+
>>584650560All those qol and 15% wind res ignore seems good no?
>>584650254>porn artist>self professed christianhuh?
>>584650565OOOOH, FUCK! Post your weapons and mindscapes, you stupid sewer rat!
>>584649848>I'm gonna be quirky and roll for M1W1 Severian.I'm thinking about going m1w0 and giving him heartstring when Evelyn isn't using it. Maybe I'm wrong but his M1 looks better than his engine.It depends on what 3.4 and 3.5 look like. We should know by the time his banner is on.
>>584650842sure, but that's the cost of a whole agent
>>584650956Born again Christians are retarded so it checks out.
>>584649843>burnice WHITE>omg must be Argentinianwhy are they like this
>>584651010>Maybe I'm wrong but his M1 looks better than his engine.this is always the casebut the M1 is 50/50, where as the engine is 75/25
>>584651091The "born again" part is redundant.
>watched phoenix vidUnemployment must be a non issue in New Eridu if all these quirky chungus characters are getting hired left and right for such important positions.
>>584649404
we need more angel agentsand angel thirensto make you trannies blow a fuse
>>584651349I hate this "artist"
>>584651349not really, the HIA is struggling to hire investigators because most people are not capable in staying in the hollow for long periods
Where's the Phoenix ero-guro and ryona
>>584651349Zhao is a worse offender.
>>584651425...unless they're a hollow raider then there's hoards of them
ariaGODs do we pull phoenix?
Phoenix was built for snuffsex.
>>584651349It's fiction. Even literal retards like Soukaku has a nice job.
>>584651425>>584651479you know how many regulations and requirements are there to become official investigator?? they want 10 years of experience for a starter position, might as well grub some shady second hand equip and go raid abandoned factory myself
>>584651497i rolled her, just to have all 3 angelsbut i never use heri'm planning on skipping phoenix might drop a 50/50, if i like her gameplay
>>584651212True they're just more annoying about it
>>584651559You forgot she's a nepo hire. That's like Peter Griffin getting hired as a pilot because he knows Quagmire.
>>584651378This is amazing
>>584651559>Even literal retards like Soukaku has a nice jobshe got in through nepotism via yanagi
>>584651497Yes, to play her alongside Aria of course!
>>584651639>you know how many regulations and requirements are there to become official investigator??be 18that's it
>>584651559Soukaku is a nepo baby
How many damn whales are there on Asia? Jesus.
>>584651639>>584651731not even 18 anon.. just pass the test, phaeton takes it to be part of the investigation at the very start to access scott base
>>584650642tell that to /his/
>>584651378
>>584651770>not even 18 anonlegally, yescorrin had to hide and corrin begged her school friends to cover for her
>>584650254Eh I respect it lmao. As long as it isn't Islam.
>>584651462huh?
>>584652008people forget, zhao's story implies krampus was just a circus troop before becoming TOPS judges
celebrating christmas in my chi-com game
>>584652008Exactly. You can't take a looney tunes running ass bunny seriously. Cleverness is irrelevant. She'd belong in pub sec before a high class faction like Krampus.
>>584650565>anon discovering what a wheelchair is for the first time
>>584651770You can get as many qualifications as you want this won't get you hired
Look! Look! Vivian appeared in the background again! Don't quit Vivianfags. Look! And for once it's not just so we can joke about her being cucked. You know, seeing her jealous about the person she chose to live for, and then chose to die for. It's so funny. HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
>>584651397actually, i just remember that robin is also angelic themed
>>584652434you're really upset about Vivian's tiny cameo
>Dailyn is the only one who can harness enough energy in krampus to sound "fun">zhao is a pessimist>promeia broods>banyue meditates>phoenie struggles>ring leader observes
>>584652136Exactly what? Her deceiving appearance is part of her Krampus skill-set if you watch her character demo.
>mfw Krampus is going to have 6 members and not a single viable team can be made with 3 of them
>>584652136She belongs in a brothel
>>584652754Too much of a circus act to be part of a top skill faction.
I'm tired, boss. This Claret shilling is so ass.
>>584652852>faction with do business as solo operatives dont work as a teamlol lmao
Fascinating how it's literally been one patch and everyone already forgot about honse.
>>584652852phoenix + promeia + zhao
aaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee
I liked that Phoenix was basically doing a Lost Void run and we now have confirmation that this is what Hollows are really all about.
>>584653149Even the devs forgot about her, she's hard countered this Shiyu because fuck you I guess.
>>584652852Is Zhao Phoenix and Promeia not viable as a disorder abloom team? like sure it may not get high scores but surely it can clear
>>584653149I have to forget so I dont get sad I lost the 50/50, I wanted giant horse pussy on my screen.
>>584653149less people rolled her than banyue
>>584653350she should have been rupture
>>584652852They dont even work as a team in actual lore. They all have their own assigned missions, Promeia works by herself.
>>584647972She enjoys it
who the hell do i pickim missing s11, nekomata and koleda and i have m0 grace and m2 rina
More than anyone, I trust Zhao. With my life even
>>584653490Neko is fun and decently good
>>584653119>>584653392>they wrote lore to explain why the game sucks....great.What's your excuse when 3 sunbringers are real, separate and don't make a team?
>>584653384she is rupture, anomaly rupture aka actually usable.
>>584653301>WHOgo and WHOdari beat Flopret + Flopxy
>>584653384Blame Banyue for stealing the Fire Rupture slot.
>Severian gets +30% damage when another wind agent is on the teamDoes it double to 60% if you have a full wind team?
>>584653301What site is this?>each VH is doing worse than previous oneLooks grim
>>584639192Vivian will claim what is rightfully hers, unfortunately Belle is in Vyrum right now.
Fagret and Flopxy fucking flopped
>>584653224pheeny does not buff disordershe wants vortex and luminize is good too
>>584654342>that vivian
>>584653149she's kinda bricked i wonder if pulling roxy will change that22k with m1 rina lycaon 33k with dialyn astra for me
>>584654389That doesn't mean she can't do disorder, that's still dmg to take advantage of even if not buffed by her passive
>>584653490neko is sexy and tight
>>584653540>>584655137you guys better not be bricking me for fun
>>584645480
>>584655202I'm bricking you in favor of asscop and the inevitable rework.
>>584655202The only one better than Neko in that list if you remove Grace and Rina is Lycaon
is there a webm of phoenix trying to catch her breath and then dying?
>>584655447>lighthouse in the backgroundVivian is lore relavant
>>584655696>>584639362
>>584655715looks like a buoy to me
>>584653194I like bagel, but it's a shame HZ had to die for it to exist
Despite all the dooming, Roxy and Norma seem about even. Though Roxy seems less reliant on her engine. But Norma is actually sexy.
>>584656054I like almost everything about Roxy, except her being obsessed with claret and her outfit
>>584649470They don't need any new animations, haven't seen any so far, the only big thing they're adding is new voicelines.Clipping with new model parts is also a non-issue cause the current models already clip
>>5846561923dpd monstrosity
>>584656165I only dislike the buttcape, otherwise she's literally my wife Sucrose as a wagie instead of a researcher.
>>584656054Imagine rolling dykeslop for metaslaving, couldn't be me.
>>584650076>>584649920Eldreda outfit is so funny because even actual hag players be complaining, see Velina's english VA who's thirsty af over Velina's ugly ass and even plays WuWa's shitty story.Personally I'm fine with it, might even consider pulling if the animations are good and we also get solo Lindverne, but sadly this isn't a case of just tourists complaining.
>584656615>Redditspacing>Hagmaxxers complainingLOL all I see is a cleavage and I am rolling, trannies would never understand.
>>584656615>womenopinion disregarded
>void hunterLindverne is not the void hunter sunbringer, retard.
>>584656683sexy little butt....
do we know who's the free agent from the hsr collab?
I still don't know what the 2 dots on Velina's bar do.
>>584657391March 7th
>>584656683This image makes me think of britpop for some reason
>>584657459forgotten...Qingyi deserves a swimsuit outfit
>>584653301>aria outflopped seedkek
>>584653301This is a bad metric, because nobody does these.>butThey canceled character quest, actual real stories, because people didn't do them. You think people do THESE, that are half assed often OOC shit that doesn't matter?
Wtf Tim Cook?>https://x.com/ZZZ_EN/status/2111060839125918061
analwormers acting up again....
>>584658037>it ruins my headcanon so it's ooc
>>584658164KWAB
i just can't stun the first stage in time for maximum points.
>>584655447I love Bibi
>>584658164>billytheredditKek, fan favorite character right there.
>>584658038Da Wei used Norma to honey trap Tim Cook
Fufu's here!
foof
>>584658547Hello fufu!
>>584658164Hahahahaha holy fuck worms blown the fuck out by a dyke no one rolled for
>>584658164what happened to Sigrid?
>>584658841>ice
>>584658685>>584658743
>>584658841>>584658164What's funny is Sigrid was competing with Remielle and GUARANTEED Dialyn and Yuzuha and more people rolled for her than the Saarlight knight. It's actually pretty good numbers.
kek
>>584659141velina is probably the strongest agent in the game right now so that checks out
>>584659141>>584658164That faggot will be the last male we are getting.
>>584659230My goodness...
>>584643494>Ooooh~? You'd fight every single Anon in the thread for my hand in marriage? Hehehe… how romantic~>And with your hands tied behind your back, too? Awww, look at you! My very own brave little gladiator~>But Anon… there's just one teensy little problem with your plan~>You forgot to ask whether I'd actually marry you! Did you think winning a few fights meant you could skip the part where you get down on one knee and ask me properly~?>Well? Go on, Anon~ Let's hear that proposal you've been practicing. And make it a good one! I wanna see just how badly you want to be my husband~
>>584658164Hugo > Saarknight
>>584659141How different would be the result if Velina and Severian had their kits swapped
>>584658164post this next time too
I got yanagi'd on the promeia banner...
>>584659283pretty much until void hunter phaeton
>>584659432Velina would be at the bottom but the homo would still be there too.
>>584659465Nager love!
>>584659365You know what nevermind
>>5846594343.5k is a pretty good sample size, though? You know the real number is not gonna be that different, right?
>>584659432then we will have a lot of cuckposting since that'd make him remie's best teammate.
>>584659465>complaining about getting yanamommy Ayleast you didn't lose to the cat.
>>584659465Congrats
>>584659432Not that different, look at wormter owrnership rate.
>>584659465This is the only 50/50 loss I wouldn't mind
>>584659230There'll still be people skipping her and crying because their team sucks.
>>584659141Don’t care, still pulling for Severian.
>>584659567What percentage of the playerbase do you believe 3.5k is?
>>584659783At no point was he close to Velina tier meta
>>584659542>>584659712>>584659771>>584659786So who do I put her on a team with, I don't have Miyabi...also with Yanagi, I now have 4 pinks: Yanagi, Aria, Nicole and Remielle.
>>584656615I dont use EN VA, they are ... most of the time not very good
>>584660083Just use her with Nangong and Yuzuha or Velina and Remi/Yuzuha.
>>584660083I use her with Alice and Yuzuha sometimes
>>584660083She just want to proc disorder either as main dps or side dps in anomaly comp, she doesn't work with velina sadly, which is a big shame.
I wish Yanagi was real and she was my coworker
>>584659141Is this a Youtube poll?
>>584660353>anon stop slacking off and get back to work!
>>584660380Yes chief!
>>584660353I'm busting in 20 seconds between those tits
>>584660203>>584660223>>584660326I think I can use her with Nangong and Remielle or Burnice then,
Nagi supervisor...
>>584660705>>584660705>>584660705
>>584653149She'll always remember her, that's good enough... right?
