Previous: >>584623407New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
hello
Hey
>>584645195Sweepy sexooooo
>>584645264>>584645270Hi
ohayogozaimasu
Uhhh this your goat?
I did my part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxxkjm_GK9Auh oh melty
Umama only has 2 plats?
heyo
I had a pretty good day at work and forgot how miserable /uma/ is post-CMthanks for reminding me so quickly
>>584645195does the entire academy go on a weekend long bender the night after CM? or just the trainers
Kikuka Sho and Breeders Cup relatively soon!
>>584645525whats the difference between mun and mambo
>>584645475do neighas really fellate bottles before drinking?
Or maybe this your goat?
Any other podiums this time around
>semen retention line is at 1.03 million
>>584645579You don't?
>>584645404how did the frontnigger job in the frontslop CM in an average lobby
>>584645598fuck this depresses mecongrats cowbro
>>584645471What makes it miserable
Could be this one ig
>>584645559one is a bird and other is unbird
>>584645640I pour my drinks to a glass first like a civilized person so no
>>584645216
>>584644850Bullshit. Anyone playing with Finemo knows how hard it is to play with a 35 priority card. People are just making up magical numbers.
>>584644690So do I>>584644707There have been 9 CM since I started playing and I won 3Of those 9 I had pretty much 0 chances at winning the first 2 I played from a sheer lack of cards as a newfagIf I had started playing at launch or 1-2 months after it then even as f2p I would have cards like finemo, kita, creek all at MLB, so 9-12 plats instead of 3 seems like an accurate extrapolation
>>584645669wtf is rudolf doing
>>584645791Oh you're a homosexual. Ok carry on
>>584645698thanksi feel like podiums are strangely common with meive swept the podium twice now but have been swept three times
>>584645830Quite the fantasy you have there
>>584645847
>>584645863stop being so rude, fag
Digitan LOVE
>>584645847oh i meant here, wrong anon..>>584645446
>>584645579seeing as how you're a man you wouldn't get it, but it's an indirect way of flirting, or a way to show you're here to have some fun.
>>584645972Which way western trainer?
>>584645970>4 days until i unlock this mentally ill washboard coomer
>>584645404He should remove the V from his name since he never gets Victoria
>>584645960Tamachuds deserve all the bullying they get
>my trainee showed up with another man
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/zvMuxnhttps://jiggie.fun/zvMuxn
fuark im late to the new bread>>584644280same on the dishonorable mentions. i got hard carried by falco in cancer 1 (66% wr and she had 53%) only to whiff A&S wit check and finish A 3rd. made me quit the game until unitythen in virgo 1 got gigacarried again by taiki (81% and she was 70%) only to get brocked and finish 2nd to another taiki
didn't they get rid of support points in jpwhen is that update supposed to happen
>>584645471>miserable>a bunch of sloptubers lost except for an Urara oshi player and a Kang with Inari one getting a solid win>lot of wins being shared by anonsmaybe after some other CMs, but I didn't really get it in this one, wdym
>>584646210yeah, like six months ago for JPso EOS before we get it
>>584645447If true, one of the worst players here
It's funny how no one cares, how miserable is it to have no one to share your achievements with? lmao
All my 3 GOATs got to dance on main stage. First CM Star as well thks to SEX TOSHO!!!!!
>>584645972whats the uma on the right like?
>>584646231ah I thought it was longer ago, thanks
>>584646280Smart Falcon 2 with how desperately Verxina wants to get with her dense trainer
>>584646270hi JohnTorenaSan
>>584646270shortie brigadeshortie cm lobby
>>584646263just how it is when no one likes you
>>584645446Just skip to the end - debuffnigger complains about other people using debuffers and has a melty.It's actually so fucking funny.
I've run Bourbon every CM since I got her and lost like 8/12
>>584646342I mean Falco has the excuse since umadol fans can be rabid but what is Genxina's excuse?
>>584646402
>>584646425Yeah but those victories with your favorite probably feel damn good dont they
>>584646108>Accomplished more in the 20s than the schizo chuddy
>>584646425Really just bad timing. VBourbon released near Xog.
>>584645914???Makes complete sense to meObviously someone who starts playing earlier will have a stronger deck, a 33% WR having played only the last 9 CM would be higher overall having played all of them from the beginning, not lower
>>584646263>>584646398Meant for >>584646108
>>584646263me and my club bros / my non club bros watch and talk about our cm wins every single cm since the first one though, it's a good and fun bonding experience
>>584646481I don't think you know how probability works, but no problem
oh nyo... comfyhours... it's mambover...
>>584646459Funnily enough one was with Base bobo that was 2nd but the leading front whiffed A&S and she overtook with her ult. I've forgotten all the other wins but that one has stayed in my mind for months and months
>>584645669luck or maybe he's just bad at the game
>>584646459Bonbon cute
>>584646704Nothing funnier than your front that lost the angling battle winning anyway>>584646745True!
when are we getting an all-uma banner, i fucking hate not being able to pull for umas i need inherits for
>>584646270
>>584646629I think youre a complete fucking retard and probably have a tiny dick as wellThe main factor determining your CM wr% is deck quality and having meta umasSOMEONE START PLAY UMA EARLY HAVE BIG STRONK DECK AND A FEW META UMASSOMEONE START PLAY UMA LATE HAVE NOT SO BIG STRONK DECK AND NOT AS MANY META UMASHope this clears it up for you retardgwochacho
>>584646709You can check the haku. 80% chance to win both fronts miss groundwork and taking lead
>>584646814You mean a paid selector? In a couple of months.
>>584646856>metahomo"opinion" discarded, keep dreaming big little timmy and eventually you will have won every previous CM to ever exist!
>>584646856this guy >>584645404used his college money to get a whale deck and plays metashitwhere is his plat?
i'm running out of tp potion AIEEEEE
>>584646263
>>584646856finals always come down to rng, if you get there there's nothing you can do except pray
>>5846408719 plats total wonTaurus 1: GolshiGemini 1 GolshiCancer 1: VodkaScorpio 1: OguriTaurus 2: GolshiGemini 2: NishinoLeo 2: Fuji KisekiVirgo 2: XOguriLibra 2: Daiwa Scarlet
can i please fucking get spooked by umas i dont have, FUCK
>wake up>club isn't A+ anymore it's like you guys don't even care
>>584647161mambwo..
I will never have to use that dogshit Kris card again
>>584647079>accidentally took her kuuru medsnyoooooo don't do that
>>584647161mambwo...
* really took offense to that, sorry no one likes you or ever will.
>>584647136
>>584647202there's another Long three CMs from now
Returning to the game since Grand released. Is it possible to run Pace and Late umas or is it more costly? Are any important cards coming soon?
Fuck this feels awful, I stole some new players first (probably) MS. Victoria because I was a lazy, no-good trainer who couldn't be bothered even making a single ace...
>>584647312SOREWA
is her inherit any good...
>>584647292Both Ny Dia and Kris herself have the skill inherently!>>584647310>any important cards coming soon?Ramonu wit in a month. 120 free pulls but you really want her at max limit break.>playing pace and latewill get expensive in a year's time when they release more specialist stuff, but perfectly doable right now.
>>584647350Earlier, Rice randomly told me I had no worth in life and thinks I should kill myself
>>584646263i still share my achievements to my friend and they don't play nor care about the game.Sometime you just have to BAKUSHIN to be able to satisfy your social urges.
>>584646919You need either a strong deck or strong umas to have decent win chances, oshiplayers have strong decks to give their oshis the best chancesYoure just being disingenous, "HURRR DURR, JUST RUN 2* HARU URARA WITH AN R CARD ONLY DECK ALL CMS LMAO"Go bait somewhere else José Armando Batman Brayan Rizal, 29, Manila>>584646983>>584647064Thats all true and retards will flop even with strong umas and cards, but in a rng geimu like uma all you can do is tip the scales in your favor, and obviously the more you tip them, the better your chances
>>584647378But what about the other late surgers
>>584647292Kris S expires by the time next long CM arrive since Cafe Wit
>>584647310Paces are cheap since all the banners for them have free pulls, Lates can be a bit more costly. It is never too late to return just start saving carrots now
>>584647490I'll just fill that slot with something else. 2 sexy gamblers is enough
>>584647509no, she's available for the long after the next one. anyone not named laurel, dia, or kris will have to borrow it again and struggle to get 2 gold heals because it's 3200m
>>584647312holy shit is this group B? I haven't seen this many SS outside of round 1
>>584647136theres no worse feeling than getting a 3* gate and a base uma that was available on launch comes outid rather get a 1*
>>584647312THE RAPED
morning coffee
>>584647312kys kys kys kys
>>584647161I am trying Mambro...
>>584645446This guy STINKS I'm glad I never clicked on his videos and YouTube stop recommending him to me
>>584647613group B finals is all SS umas every timeand you get more rewards than if you come last in group Aits a free win
>>584647695the best kind of coffee, morning
I hate fr*ntrunners
>>584647695making coffee
>>584647731id rather stay hungry than eat from the dumpster
>>584647827we all do, anonwe all do
>>584647648Theres a few decent 3* starters you can get spooked by like Maruzensky who is a good parent+the best fan farmerPrez is cute too and her base is better than her alt
>>584647695>>584647764Milk coffee coming through!
Never had a run where it was offered to me this late
>>584647310I run all styles end and many different umas. Global is pretty casual, you can get into A finals with some generic cards (I did that for a year without rolling cards at all), getting high WR is obviously harder, but I don't care about that much, I just want to give everyone I roll a chance.The real problem is parents, it's HARD to make parents for every style when specific skill is needed, especially if you want to run something like pace/front/late for one CM.
>>584647857oh i mean not just because theyre powercrept, i mean because everyone already has them.
>>584647857A GOOD PARENT FOR WHAT TRACK AND STYLE!?
Which one is better to use as a gp? Top for rs stam?
>>584647940top if you are training an end closerbottom if it's a late surger
>>584647837is this what the horses would actually look like if they were real? with the muscles i mean>>584647940top
>>584647938she is a good parent for pace/late in cm22 pretty sure
why won't those assholes release the spark pass already
>>584647940top
>>584647370>speed and accel increase>but not only requires specific placement in a specific section of a track, it requires you to have 70% stamina or less by that pointIt's not great for the next one since you naturally are going to be overstammed from all of the downhills.
>>584647940bottom for pace chaserstop for end closers
>snacked 30 rolls into Blaze >got zero 3 star umasWut
>>584647827>>584647853>call themselves "frontrunners">yet they run in the backCurious
>>584648051Why did you.do it?
>>584648051retard
>>584647827>>584648073brave coming from a debuffaggot, and I don't even main fronts
>>584648012>is this what the horses would actually look like if they were real? with the muscles i meanthey spend large amounts of their time training and working out and are all professional runnersprobably something of the sort
>>584648051>he thinks just because he snacks he'll get sweet fuck alllmao
>>584648079Sorry...
>>584648051>luckshitter gets normal experience for the first time and gets surprisedkek
>>584648051>he didn't heed the warning
>>584648139Please be more mindful with your future spending
>>584647458Keep up with your schizo delusions, I'll keep enjoying my comfy lifesyle while you have to wake up in a few hours for work. Have fun!
https://x.com/pakatube/status/2111011816474333373
>>584648073>debuffnigger
>>584648226Yes maam
>>584648203>>584648051>>584648135what the fuck is snacking
>>584648051This is why I'm not skipping for 50 "free" pulls
>>584648051Snack failed successfully
>>584648092If I have to crawl through the mud to see my girl smile I will.
>>584648073you're lucky there's 2 nige just blocking the accel spots for fronts while also suiciding via spot struggle
>>584648290it's when you eat a little something before your meal and spoil your meal
>>584648051>these niggas deadass be missing out on a guaranteed palmer just to get 50 more rolls on a banner where they will be like this guy and get 0 3*s from the rolls frfr
>>584648203>the 4 specialist wit bannerswit is not real ramonu is all you need you can borrow them
ugh luv cold showersanyway I had a thought was watching a special someone do their finals yesterday with OGuri and they won so I got to hear her sing and I get why she isn't considered the BEST singer...like in cingray it's perfectly fine but for whatever reason she completely fumbles it in the game, idk what gives. she clearly has the capacity to put out bangersafaik every ms. victoria performance is pretty rad and I'd be kinda disappointed if I had to listen to THAT on a consistent basis...
>>584648290Snacking means snacking. Hope that helps
>>584648330Only one of them was a runaway though, the other one was a normal front.
>>584648290doing a cheeky tenner on a umas banner that you dont really care about but cant contain your inner brazillian
>>584648203What the hell is going on with L'Arc?All the strongest cards are thereHow am i supposed to pull for those??
>>584648273>super seededTruly first rate.
>>584648441by not pulling on all of them you greedy cuntretardread
>>584648273Super seeding my first rate trainee
>>584648441L'Arc has a bunch of free pulls. You're also only supposed to get one of the wit cards (and ignore Dura and SoE)
>>584648436ah so just wasting rolls
>>584648289You wasted 15% of a potential spark btw, just to put a number on it as well.
>>584648273>super seededby me.
>>584648516you got it
>>584648441L'arc is where all the snackers go to die, accelerated schedule will kill us all.
which uma has the fattest ass?
>>584648510>and ignore Dura and SoEWhy?
>>584648203You can still save up carats for ALL of the specialized wit if you're disciplined btw even though witgod packed them all that close
>>584648641dogshit poo cards
>>584648641sound of ass isn't really necessary
>>584648574Ruby isn't that tall>>584648641Dura is on Dia's banner so she sucks for anyone that doesn't want Dia to pull for and isn't worth 400 on her ownSoE is a marginal upgrade to Creek
are the alt tachyons any goodI don't super care about pvp but it would be nice if they were
>>584648583For me it's Windy
Is it too late to post your favourite musume winning?
>>584648583canonically Super Creek.
>>584648641>Duraperfectly fine card but she gets mogged by SiL speed in like 5 months so bad timing.>SoEDespite what people will tell you, she's an UPgrade to Creek, not just a sidegrade. However, no free pulls and you not needing a stam card outside of longs means you wont get much use out of the like 8 months she gets before Shakur releases.
>>584648349No need to pretend you like Palmer that much, if you did you would've rolled her banner.
>>584648714>>584648730i want to blast on onepiecewhats she like
I thought l'arc was a 1 wit scenario?
>>584648583me
>>584648762Whats she like? In NPC jail and the BIGGEST ningen friend in the franchise.
>>584648773Yeah? What's the issue
>>584648714bitings windys bunda...
>>584648583Narita Top Road according to Opera O
gold GW can't come sooner
>>584648762She openly fantasizes about umaxningen relations in her support card
>>584648364Pretty true, I just know I'm going to skip Dia wit because I can't use it if I want to properly oshi Dia herself.
>>584648773its a 3 speed 2 wit scenario
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>didn't cap wit>no head-onfucking wasted run
>>584648896Dia wit is very good for your other lates though. Cafe is borrowcore since she's long only (reserved for NY Dia) and you can just continue using Ramonu for mile/mediums so it's not like it's an either or situation.
>>584648945whos the morbidly obese one with pink hair at the top middle?
>>584648979>Turf SWas bricked anyway, you want Sprint S
>>584648773It's a 5 wit scenario
>>584648998Daisca
>>584649000retard, the shorter the track less important length S become
>>584648945>newmacoolAlso 2nd Daiwa alt finally?
>>584648494>>584648550First-rate mother
>>584649068>Turf vs SprintRetard
>>584648732>she gets mogged by SiL speed in like 5 months so bad timingThere's a new "good" speed card about every 5-6 months, Dura's problem is that she's a downward sidegrade to Pasa (trading all those bonus status for priority out the ass) so it's her that gets replaced rather than PasaThe goomblers would probably even stick with Pokke rather than use Dura
>>584648820You wouldnt stinky, right..?
damn track S andys get really mad if you point at the data, almost like they're too lazy to get their own sprint parent
is there ever a time where its meta to use 2 power, stamina, or guts cards per run?if not, why would i ever roll for one because putting a single card of a type in a deck is a recipe for a shit uma
>>584648992Fair point and I've been looking to pull for Nyo Universe when she releases. I'll have to really see how the Ramonu pulls go, but I'm looking to lock in on lates as efficiently as I can.
>>584648641If you play or think you might play lates, absolutely under no circumstances do you skip dura.Replaced by Still? Yes.HOWEVER, good card that shares a banner with your permaslot wit card.Do the math.
>>584649337MANT?Highlander decks will be a thing in the future so there is that too
>>584649362it's more like understanding why you're pullingdo 200 pulls and get 4 dura and no dia? great, keep pullingdo 200 pulls and get 3 dia and 1 dura? stop, use a crystal, move on
>>584649337Way down the line guts and power cards get a lot better. Compare any of the guts cards we have now to Orfe guts or our power cards to Tamachud power. Also you are more incentivized to run single guts or power cards later just due to scenario mechanics.
>>584649449Yeah thats the right play
>>584649492yeah absolutely
>>584649337MANT>Why would I roll for one because putting a single card of a type in a deck is a recipe for a shit umaBoy have I got the card for you
fucking NICE let's goooooo!!
>>584648945Okay it's pretty obvious Scarlet getting an alt, but who is the other one?
>>584649337you only use one in highlander future
>>584649449This is true. Dura is a nice bonus, far from the real prize on that banner.>>584649357NyoUni is a great parent for mediums too, I plan on ticketing her on the 2.5 anni. You can maybe get away with skipping entirely but like I said, if you plan on running other lates aside from Dia, those will suffer. If you have the 1 oshi autism though and only ever want Dia to win then I get skipping and waiting for Tact.
>>584649337UAF is guts heavy but most scenarios after L'Arc start encouraging highlander decksuntil DYI and the 5 speed memebuild
>>584649553Is JV even good as an inherit?
>>584649553noice, too bad it's speed and not something better, but still nice gp
>>584649541skipping orfe guts for stegol guts
>>584649569This is new scenario stream so it might just be only one alt
>>584647938Good for any style on any track where late race starts around the start of final corner.With end its also good for tracks that have late race start at any point after final corner starts since you can often combo with it on final straight if you pass into 5th when your late race accel starts. This specific combo has won me 2-3 cms where other people just dont take it thinking its not good on that track
>>584649614it's ok. best thing about it is really the affinity from taiki, and it being a skill that actually works is a nice bonus>>584649649power gets capped anyway so it's actually fine. though not sure if the 25 raw speed from cap increase will actually do anything in the end
Would you rather have 2* blue 2* pink, 1* blue 3* pink, or 3* blue 1* pink? On a grandparent.
>>584649569>daiwa scarlet getting altthat true she still haven't got her last outfit i guess
>>5846497353 blue 1 pink if making a borrowbait parent2 blue 2 pink for personal use
>>584649525Its my plan too
>>584649337Also Tracen-ken has 2 longs, and one of them is Stayers' Stakes, which I think you use 2 stam forDon't think you ever use 2 power, power is usually the first type dropped if you need more speed cards
>>584649686So it'd be good for my lates in pisces redux?
>>584649826NTA but if you only had speed and wit cards and you had to make a tier list of what to roll by type what would it look like? like which out of the other 3 types are most used going forward and which is the least used
>browsing my new followers>accidentally tap remove follower >no confirmation screenAIIIIIEEE GOMENASAI
>>584649892it's a gamble accel, there's basically always a better option
>>584649812God I cannot wait for the umamusume pachislot
>>584649541that water passing through her boots?Yeah i'm drinking it.
wahey
>>584649892I think late race starts a little too early on pisces 2, its half way through 3rd corner, not final corner. For midway on third corner for late you want Ryan + Dober + Spe + NSM + OYL probably
>pulling discussionLatechads, are we pulling or not?
>>584649670True. I guess we will have to wait for the stream>>584649762Her and Vodka are still missing a second alt but I don't think they will pair them together again
>>584650158Nyes, I have a big stash and my fav umas are medium and long focused late surgers. I want my oshis to win
>>584650158idk seems like id only bring it for half the CM'sand even then it might not go offRising PulseDescription (detailed): Medium/Long・If you're in the middle of the pack during the first half of the late-race, you will get a speed boostRarity: RareOther versions:Rising HeatShow possible evolutionsActivation: Wit checkBase cost: 180Conditions:distance_type==3&phase_firsthalf_random==2&order_rate>=30 (CM >= 3 | LoH >= 4)&order_rate<=80 (CM <= 7 | LoH <= 10)@distance_type==4&phase_firsthalf_random==2&order_rate>=30 (CM >= 3 | LoH >= 4)&order_rate<=80 (CM <= 7 | LoH <= 10)
>>584650158Yes, 400 pulls and 2 stones if needed
>>584647428Bakushin.
>>584650158I don't have even close to enough spare carats for her. I've been burned by support card banners too many times to not save for ramonu.
>>584649948Purely going off what I've read from others and a few JP guides:- you use power on short/mile and other distances depending on scenario- you use guts on short/mile/medium- you use stam on medium/long- CM/LoH are about 10/40/40/10 split by distance, so bang for buck you want mile/medium cardsStam cards are basically Creek/SoH*/Shakur/Doto** with not a lot of reason to pull anything elseGuts Orfe and Stay Gold are both very good, Orfe coming out when guts starts being relevantPower Nishino has mixed opinions, it seems Tama is where power starts getting good (read: cards overtuned enough to be woth it)I don't know about more specialised cards so can't say if any of those are worth picking up, but given usage and PvP splits I'd lean towards guts cards if you really want to pick one up* minor upgrade to Creek** at this stage
yosh! ikuyoooooooooooooooooooooo
>>584650445good luck!!!
>>584650403aged like fine wine
>>584650095mister SEX
>>584650445feeling a close second here
>>584650445Silly... No...
>>584650403she still mogs all her clones
>>5846504454 and you get raped
>>584650403Good god they all inherited her massive honker bonkers
>>584650445I hope you won
>hit wit instead powersigh...... do I cope with this
>>584649597I love pushing for oshis, but I wouldn't go as far as putting in debuffers solely for them, I view my whole team having a chance to win.>Tact>Release around May 2028And with a wait like that, that's time I could settle with making Nyo strong while still being happy with whatever Dia I can make. I just pray to Shiraoki-sama the pulls are good on that banner because they certainly weren't when I pitied wit Groove for only one copy, getting only a guts Bamboo Memory and a wit Nakadashi Festa in the session, worst lowroll in some time lmao
>>584650737Its good, put it out for free points
>>584650787
>>584650660there is no prouder feeling for a mom than seeing you passed on your giant boober to your daughter and all the life benefits that go along with it
>>584650320>even then it might not go offIf your late uma is dragging at 8/9 without being able to push up during the entire first half of late-race then she's basically already fucked regardless of what skills you brought.
>>584650737what's wrong with wit sparks? for sprint you need power/wit mixed
>when your waiting for torena-san but the hag came back again
>>584650787>pulled for wit Grooveyou only have yourself to blame for that one anon....
>>584650445I did it!!!
>>584650828she snacked so hard...
>>584650794dumb orange
>>584650847kinda wanted more power since you still click only wit and speed anyway, wit is okay I guess>>584650798maybe, I assume there are better nishinos out there
Romantic Umamusume
>>584650871damn
>>584650871Is that Frontpera? Based if so
>>584650871based rapistcongrats
>>584650794Sexy Daiwa alt, newma (NPC for the scenario I guess?) and Blast OP finally becoming playable?
>>584650901Lovely Umamusume
>>584650871I kneel silly
>>584650938>Blast OP finally becoming playablehaha
>>584650896Thats a good Nishino bro. There's barely any on chrono
>>584650794Would be funny if it's Tabaru
>>584650907nyo pacethe room did have 3 fronts and she late started tho so always belieb!!
>>584650871GG
>>584647350pretty rice
>>584650828can I pull some of her french fries, I hope she's sharing>>584650854Yeah, that's on me, I've also long missed the late surger train by never pulling on wit Neicha. I only convinced/gaslit myself on wit Groove because she kicks in decently enough at 1LB, and I like to consider Fast & Furious on a card that isn't on welfare Marvie as a potential agemasen.
>>584650829A flat chest has its benefits too you know...
>>584650871Opera was one of the strongest umas for this CM but retards will listen to ESL sloptubersHer Barcarole combo with Spechud inherit + Headliner is brutal
>>584651204being able to squeeze down alleys isn't that much of a benefit
>>584651078Congratulations either way, Sillybro. Front NYOpera is just an idea I've had for so long in the back of my head, but I don't have her so I can't try it.
>>584651204Nah, thats a flattie cope.
>>584650871>umatubers lost (except for one urarafag)>bonobro won>sillius won
>>584651385Arima Kino is a christmas miracle after all
>>584651350>292133
>>584651350>TP 100/100>no run queuedMambwo... why...
>>584651437it's a twitter pic you dumb curren slutunless you wanna doxx random twitter users....
>>584651385Arima is truly kino this time around.
>>584651204tell that to top gun
>>584651385>bonobro wonI must've missed that, happy for the guy
now I want to change out my star uma for a full speed/power sprint tree instead of a full power, turf main parent sprint gp one guhhh
>>584626685>>584651564
>>584651204Elaborate.
2nd place B Finals, my oshi lost to an XOguri by a neck. I can't have shit.
>>584651605HELL yeah
>>584651625its nishinover...
>>584651614
>>584651718I'd rather lick Mackie tummy than Goldshi to be honest. Also I need Mcqueen on my face.
>>584651385>>584651420>>584651517yes but>V wonno happy endings
>>584651783
>Mambo is out of A+When will this thread hold an intervention for Mambo or should we adopt Mambo Two (currently at 272)?
>>584651824Is that bad?
>>584651823>threads free of falseflagging from an off-meds schizoI take that as a win
>>584651826cyjews will save them by nuking botters
Arima is a good CM
>>584651826the mambogeddon will be deployed after dancho deports all the parasites next month trvst the plan
>>584651853I just wanted to post both images
>>584651826>Mambo dies and a new Mambo is remadekino... so fvcking kino...
>>584651826IT'S NOT OVER! NOT JUST YET!
>>584650794YUKINO BIJIN? BLAST OP? MYSTERIOUS UMAMUSUME?
>>584651909It's good since I won.
>>584645446KEK
I lost 50 carats today trying to make end closer parents for kingu...and I haven't gotten a single useable emd closer spark....is there no way for late surgers to compete during cm21?
now I wonder is seriru won
>Sloptubers shill frontrunners all week>Every frontsloppers lost>>584651909Indeed, the most equalizer CM so far for GrandLive.
>>584652207nope
>>584650794cygames.... just release taiki2 already....
>ricetroon is herecomfy hours are over
>>584652207They can compete just fine, you'll just be less consistent and dont have easy access to a mid race gold like daring strike. My two lates have done well enough in the few room matches I have thrown them in.
>>584652232Story as old as time.Fr*ntfags invested so much time and carats on cards and trainees they refuse to let it go now. They had their time already, now make space for pacegawds and latechads, please
>>584652207Late is better if you're about King Halo.
I got third in graded. Lost to a Mackie and Rice Shower.
>>584652152Arima next year will be sometime in July?That will be interesting
>>584651385>oshigawds won>cringe metafaggots lostyep, kino
>>584651385>umatubers lostJust checked, they really did despite being whales
>>584652397>pleaseBeing a slave to your superior is ingrained in you at this point. Never forget who holds the whip.
>>584652527sex with boyumas
>>584652241itai desu yo...>>584652335>>584652406is there an alternative to lightning surge if I don't want to waste a power card on her?
>>584652692leap forward
>>584649337The normal deck for current scenarios are 2 speed, 1 power, 1 wit, 1 stam or guts+ a pal. There's also Mecha where 2 stam is meta and DYI with 1 speed 2 power>>584649337>why would i ever roll for one because putting a single card of a type in a deck is a recipe for a shit umaThe issue is you think that because GL is a retarded scenario in the first place. A good scenario should let you get good results with a lot of different decks like Unity 2 and MANT
>>584652692I'm running OYl and turbo sprint as gamble accels and looped leap forward. One of the two rng ones will proc and together with leap that's 0.6 accel more often than not.
Coming soon...
>>584648273CB and the gang playing REPO was my favorite pakatube segment in a whileIt made me decide to roll for Ace when she comes out. She has such an amazing voice and laugh. Fuck it's so cute.The mejiro golfing one was cute too
>>584651204lmao
oshiDEITIES tell me how you actually won as a pace chaser, when I tested in round1 with xog with unique in midgame+hot pursuit to push close to FR it never fucking worked and I looked like a nigger for running xogs and losing hard. Prithee tell me.
>>584651204One the world's greatest copes
>>584652794Isn't this too lewd?
https://x.com/sbeve2004/status/2111027950661583054Is Fine Motion a pillow princess?
>>584651204Hugging a flat chested girl means your hearts are closer together!
>>584652397Its a bitter realization how I barely prepared from cm20, dropped fronts due to low rolls and a ridiculous amount of investments and still won with midroll pace and end closer.Meanwhile I prepared like a madman for cm19, burning through TP bottles, doing the whole checklist shit too. I really like fronts but its a ridiculous amount of shit you need to do to make them work and I dont have as much free time as I had anymore either.
>>584652865She got a bratty side to her, so I dont think so
a naizuri is basically like masturbating with your flat open palm hand without ever gripping around your dick itself
>>584651204true and realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_9GmTeyXF8
>>584651204
Carrot
You are a bot programmed to violently react to Rice images when just a few days ago the threads were fine.
>>584653038cutesexwhore
Place your bets
>>584653147I beleeb in Tamtam
>>584653147Cmon cafe!
>>584653147are you the guy who got the godroll ayabe but was missing daring strike? I believe bro, just hit a random wit check to speed up mid race
>>584653147Pace xog
>>584653147All in on Seiun Sky.
>>584653147umama ftw lfg
>>584653147She's got this.
>>584653240Yes and got cucked with slacker event. Still salty about it.
The month is halfway overnow I can flatline without fear of getting kicked
>>584649569I think there's only one alt this time and the second uma will be Blast Onepiece. Daiwa looks too much like the main character compared to other scenarios with two alts.
>>584651823who the fuck is v if it's not vf
>>584653458Local thread schizo. Dont worry about it, it's really not worth your time
>>584653426mambwo nyo...
>>584653426mambwo....
>>584652882I did the same with fronts (and 1 late) this CM and Kitasan Black won >>584630757"Making them work" is overexaggerated and matters only if you get into oinker heavy race in finals.
call me crazy but this cm felt like most of uma won (i got 3rd) so that's nice
>>584653147results doko I'm dying here
>>584652794mayano goes shopping for a padded bra the next day
They put the wrong Oguri on the poster...
>>584653692Where's the post cm poll...
I can get Leap from buying Sprint/Mile hints right?need to figure how vital is to have it saturated in my inherits
>>584653147anyone but the guy beginning with l please
>>584653861yeah, you can buy it from hintsit's pretty important for backliners, core even
>>584653861nyes
>>584653426WE ARE DERANKING DO NYOT DO THIS!!!
>>584653861Yes but good luck getting the hint you want with how bloated those dogshit pools are
>>584653147>>584653202>>584653238>>584653240>>584653250>>584653253>>584653258>>584653281>>584653719>>584653870The race https://streamable.com/23953s
>>584653861i wouldnt exactly bank on that, I hint hunted for my trve strength in this cm and it worked on maybe 1 run out of 3 you don't get that many concert hints and the pool is really large
>>584653952kwabasan ack
>>584653952I TOLD YOU I BELIEVE
>>584653954Rice wouldn't act like this
>>584653897Yea trying to balance the right hints while also meeting King's 7* End and Sprint sparks requirement is rough>>584653930>>584653997Looks like theres 10 valid skills for hints from both sprint and mile, so 10% chance to pick it up isnt great odds but is at least a backup worth considering
>>584653952kino, congrats anon
>>584653954this rice looks more like a gyaru than herself
>>584654087with (You)
>>584653952that was kino as fuck, congrats!
bromore whites please?
>S rank Nishino got more 2* and above sparks than my SS KinguThis spark system is weird sometimes. But I got some fun loopas to get going for the weekend.
>>584653952i want to record my races for /uma/ how do i do it
>>584654126I wouldn't corrupt her
>>584654284idk download bandicam
>>584654284*smacks lips* ayo shadowplay dat
>>584654284Obs is free
>>584654284obs
>>584653952GG for the donkey
>>584654284I play on steam and steam has record function
which uma would make the WORST wife? where trainer would be miserable for the rest of his life
so everyone won their cm right? with soft cheating using hanukkaku data? what you soft cheated and still lost? anon...
>>584654531curren chan
>>584653574The whole cm was quite interesting. Lot of fronts, shitton of independent learners and oshi players. I made UFs prev cm, but the competition was much more fierce there. CM20 nice low cortisol, and since I saw sloptubers with their highrolled UF fronts lose, I just kind of settled with not doing the whole checklist shit.
>>584653952Aw, that's not Cafe but an Ayabe win is still great
>>584654638Curren Chan is one of the best
>>584654531curren WHORE
>>584654603Curren Chan is one of the best
>>584654531Curren Chan for sure
>>584654284unregistered hypercam
kusoge
dont shay that.........................
>>584654749Curren Chan is one of the best
Playing Runaway and Front, what makes the most sense for a third ace? Pace? Late? End? Another Front?
>>584653952Insane spurt
>>584654867a gamba pace for positioning to proc Stop Right There
>>584654531>everyone saying curren chanwtf, I'll take one for the team and take care of her then, gn /uma/
>>584654867Pace
next bread will be butter
>>584654892>Stop Right ThereWhat is this secret tech
>>5846549197 and I lick oguri's belly after covering her in butter
>>584654531Curren Chan
>>584654978>>584654919I roll for it instead. Ogurin is mine.
>>584654867That's free budding blossom placement for your pace
>>584655065Yeah that's what I'm thinking, but there's a risk that I'm fucking myself in case I get matched with someone who's also playing Fronts. Though I guess it doesn't matter, I just load up a bunch of midrace and fight for third regardless.
umanko on my face
so what did we learn?
>>584654889Shame the cutscene blocks the full view of her going zoom
>>584655284/uma/ doesn't like Curren
>>584655284/uma/ doesn't like Fronts
why is solo ace considered more honorable than triple ace when its the most effective way to play ends or lates? you just grind one till fast learner and put two debuffers and pretty much have no positional requirement to win
>>584655284Do we have to learn something every day?
>>584654531tachyonneeds to be babied all the time, random mental breakdowns, randomly tries to seduce cafe's trainer, dirty, smelly, eats and lives in garbage, will probably need constant nagging just to get out of bed or take a shower, will randomly sneak drugs in your food without telling you and incapacitate you for weeks and refuse to call an ambulance only to feed you her own homemade medicine that just makes it worse, you will have to hide in shame and skillfully dodge the topic whenever your parents or anyone else asks about your wife and if you think this is bad just imagine when she actually gets older and even whinier or god forbid when she's menstruatedit's less about being a guinea pig and more about being her personal nurse and ass washer
>>584655136Load your pace with mid races, also try to get your pace leap forward or updrafters just in case you run into front loaded lobby
>>584655284I learned that you need a lot of white skills for future cmsAnd also i learned that Stamina Syphon is bad skill on cafeGot 3rd in A group btw bros...
>expected silver/bronze for the CM>get plat
>>584654531King Halo. Worst mother in law ever
>>584655379>why is solo ace considered more honorableBy whom? Solo ace players?Playing debuffers is cringe and is the lowest of the low in this game.
>>584655284Front Runners always job to End Closer and you all got gaslit by some anons telling you to build Seiun or Bobo, while they're making less effort building Taishins
>>584655479I guess so, thanks anon.
>>584655284paces are le bad was propaganda by the usual paypiggies and sloptubers truly don't know shit
>>584655505yes vf cucks think its more honorable when its a disgusting way to play
>>584655484same deal here bwo, don't sweat it next cm will be better
>>584655284curren chan would make a bad wife
is it possible to play blaze brian in non longs?
mambow-wows.... pwease.... just one more run....
>>584652825I only bought NY TMOs unique and whatever else skills I can buy
>>584655501Honestly same since my team was 2 pace 1 end then my pace won
>>584655671sureshe's not very good, but you can play her
ayoibers voigers
>>584655671Yeah but why not just run normal Brian instead?
>>584655739I don't have og Brian...
>>584655504>he didn't let her win Arima Kino and read the event>he doesn't know that you're not forced to deal with your wife's parent especially when your wife will protect you from her motherKing Larp
>>584655484There's always next cm former newcutie.
isnt blaze brian really good to main? she runs every distance and you just need to give her neck and neck and stan and she probably shits on everyone with beast mode and hot pursuit
>>584655671No. You bricked your account for this.
>>584655617>>584655814Yeaaah i think i gonna do fine
I love my genius wife!
>>584649362>permaslot wit cardlmao worse performance than ramonu and useless on longs
>>584655707i'm out of borrows, please come again tomorrow
>>584655824Beast mode works only on longs and her unique is strong only on longs.
>>584655824Her unique is weaker than the OG if you run her anywhere that isn't a longBeast Mode is locked to longHot Pursuit is good but OG has more universal golds
>>584655785I see.. well she becomes farmable with daily legend races with the second anni I believe so you can always try slowly grinding her if you want.>>584655824Beast Mode is long exclusive. Blaze unique is also a lot weaker on non longs (and it's more situational)
>>584655824outside longs she has one gold and her unique is equivalent to a gold in power, and it basically doesn't do anything on certain mediums
>>584655284Anti pace propaganda by sloptubers will not work on /uma/
>>584655979you dont nyeed a borrow for a fan run THO
>>584655824>isnt blaze brian really good to main?sure but it's brian dude. ugyl ass horse
>>584655941shes the finemo replacement not ramonut.jp playerdont let retards tell you you only need to run 1 wit card in future
kingu/tore is probably one of the likeliest pairs to get a noise complaint during their onsen event
>>584655824N&n is not good for longs
sirius HATE
Zephyr Guts is such a brick for runs holy shit
I tried putting cards into my plan and that shit is just too expensive, I'll just continue umarolling instead with occasional card rolling.
>>584656150
>>584656218Stick to the generalist anni/scenario cards with free pulls and you'll be fine
>>584656109>femtore
>>584656023pace love
>>584656061why
>>584655284I will never fall for "pace is dead" propaganda ever again
>>584656273certain umas are designed for female trainerthe boyumas like her
>>584656261I'll get ancestors, Ramonu and El Condor Pasa and then will wait until Still in Love.Should be fine for me as long as I don't get too unlucky.
>>584655284Everyone in /uma/ can make pacers work except me.
>>584655284you need good wit but not so much with that you sit in 3rd all race when there's 7 late/ends and 2 fronts
Good afternoon
>>584655979Fan runs dont need borrows...
>>584656443>ancestors>skipping OrfeIf you say so man
>>584655707Namedrop the flatliners, you know you want to
>>584656042tell that to the mambros with sub 40mil fans
>>584656543hiii
>>584656382>escapades dominatorssoulless
>>584656218If you remained cheap for the 1st 2 years of Uma, things will be smooth sailing. Try to main only 1 style the most 2
This CM convinced me that the Kris S card is baitThe uma that won me the plat had scramble, Nimble Nav and MPB and it performed super wellBetter off using Creek
>>584656567I can get her if I get lucky on first 200. But otherwise there's no point.
>>584656382
>>584656610someone already posted a chartdoxx recently
space oddity
>>584656695My wives
>>584656718That card was so bad I gave up on it entirely
>>584656718I assume it's just a product of the clairvoyance. Currently, it's not impressive because lates have fuckall midrace so even a good accel can't help if they're too far back when it procs in a long race. Once the game devolves into the skill spam meta closer to JP in future scenarios you'd eventually want a good accel anyway I guess
>>584656824
>>584656616hello hello, how's the sprint ace building going?Cute Kitachan
>>584656867at that point you can use an actual stam card + cafe wit so it's fine
>>584656674And you will see me run double debuffers with Rob Roy for a very long time
>Kris S fan for years>NEVER SNACKINGSo proud of myself
>>584656696>Try to main only 1 style the most 2No, I run everyone I have. No matter the style. It's more fun than confining yourself to some "style" or even worse, a single uma.
rob roy more like rape
>>584655504Mother in law that would fuck her son in law just to prove that King is not a good wife
>>584656802cutest uma
>>584656783qrd? I missed it
6 gorillion
>>584656902Cute
I love seeing Rob Roy double debuffers in action.
>>584656382>debuffers
>>584656382I'd count a husk with no soul to be dead des
I've recycled the same dominator keen eye ass wonder for 4 cms now she must have done 200 races
>>584656051your oguri pic?
>>584657075>againShe...
>2 plat umama>2 plat mama>2mama>2mama>2mama
>>584656382>I will never fall for "pace is dead" propagandaBro, pace is the most popular, most vanilla style
>>584656912Did some testing and getting sprint/turf S to stick has been really hard. Might switch over to front and just have her be a participation trophy if this keeps up.
>>584657068I remember when cygays overestimated global with Falco's event
make debut more like make debuff
>>584656867Kris Stam is a brick and will be replaced by the superior cafe wit
>>584657175>>584656382BasedI enjoyed GrandLive since I only train like once or twice every CM and just throw double doms 564 everytime
uma more like uma
>>584657075How many times you have to cum to end up like that?
>>5846573>67haha sixty seven!!!!!!!!
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
>>584657405make me
>>584657367>67wei approved
>>584657068Ok where the fuck is my ticket???
>>584657258pace bobo? That's interesting, I guess fronts are just not very strong for this one huh... I was thinking of running a Machan pace myselfAlso my pre-emptive condolences for any runs lost because of Haruten requirements...
>>584650794this time for shure!!
>>584657514Illiterate retardbro
Hit it off
>>584656718We had multiple examples of this already, like Daiwa power, Ruby power, any guts card so far and now stamina Kris SI'm not falling for this anymore
>>584657514I'm looking forward to the ssr ticket. shame it's card and not uma
>>584656923Nothing wrong with wanting to see your wife win. I'll do the same once she's out. Let others seethe.
>>584656718You didn't need to use it to understand it, you know.
>>584657516Thankfully that hasn't happened yet. Usually if it's looking dicey I'll just sacrifice some skillpoints for a white recovery. Bobos unique also has the recovery component so It's been OK so far
falco SEX
>>584657564I rolled for ruby power because that skill is rare and the card works on low LB
fuck motion
me (right) and whoever it was that fucked me over in the CM yesterday (left)
My trainee asked for post-race shotas again... this is wrong, I can't keep enabling it anymore. It's the horrific betrayal of young fans. What do I do?
>>584657564daiwa powa and wuby powa were pretty good tho
>>584657682makes sense, I guess around 550-600 stam with her unique should be enough usually...I remember trying to mutate Teio for sprint and having a really terrible time with the Haruten requirements, although it was back in OG Unity
>>584656382>the only soulless team in lobby wondisgusting
>>584657809>power cards>good
I didn't do any preparation for this CM and made my single good ace on round 1 day 2, am I really deserving of this plat over the two others I beat for it?
>>584657798become the shota
>>584657952yeah? it's a casino, and the only real bench mark is making A finals.92% wr whale? no better than the 48% wr f2p who barely scraped by into the finals
>>584657798Mine will do things to me that makes me go to therapy. I've talked to Tazuna and she does nothing, so I'm thinking of leaving the country with nothing but the clothes on my back
>>584657798make your own shotas with her
>>584657564daiwa power is bad but ruby power is a perfect accel and usable in every other pvp event
>>584657952Of course you do. This is a luck game and you were luckierI already won 4 plats by pure luckshitting my way to the finals, and only 4 more by tryharding, so I'm not putting the effort anymore
hoarderbros where we at
>>584657879MARK HIM
How do I logically give Concentration to my pace chaser? All bobo cards are shiet and only for fronts
>>584658243tell your ace to lock in
>>584658243Just use Bourbon speed and hope the events don't fire
>>584658243tazunamutate bobo or suzuka to pace
>>584658243just don't latestart and you'll save 200~ SP, plus you can play a real card
>>584657952Yes. Everything in this game is a slot machine (you can throw time and money in some of them trying getting better results). Getting good cards and umas? (if you don't pay money) - slot machineGetting good parents - slot machineGetting good ace - slot machineWinning CM - slot machineFor some reason some people think winning card or ace slot machine is more "worthy" than winning CM slot machine. It is not.If anything - winning CM slot machine with minimum preparation or/and good cards/umas is the most impressive and worthy feat, because it's the only one out of those you can't spend time or money on.
>>584658183
>>584658243you don't
>>584656382Poor Mejiro guy
>>584658159Never snack
>>584657952My opponents Christmas Oguri didnt proc FestivalJust enjoy the ride bro
>>584658159I sparked 4 uma banners in a row and have 112k now. A bit unfortunate.
>Pakatube will have a gang beasts tournamentMake your group predictions
>>584658556>kingu super seededholy KINO
>>584657952a win is a winno crying in the casino
>>584657952Remember, the less effort you put in the more likely you are to win plat. The casuals are the real winners
>>584658556mashallah Shakur's VA please win this. please.
>>584658556>gang beasts>without mayawtf what's the point
>>584658556where's kingu in golden gen
>>584658742too powerful
>finally saw ms victoria>it was in group BUsing a tt horse because I was too busy playing aion 2.
>>584658159I snacked on Festival Tamamo and Festival Inari and Blaze Brian.
>>584658556My oshi is never in these things, 10 thousand deaths to cygames
>>584658484You gotta eat at some point man
>>584658760oh. she's the super sneeded one
How the fuck did i win A finals, i just put random umas in
>>584658892Who is your oshi?
>>584658953lmao this is unreal
>>584658941I will, I have a spending plan that goes all the way to current JP
>>584658953You stole that from twitter
>>584656912WTF SOMEONE STOLE MY REPLY CHAIN I MEAN IT'S MY FAULT I JUMPED THE GUN WHEN I HAD CHORES TO DO BUT I GOT TO DO THEM ALL NOW SO NOW I CAN CHILL FOR THE WEEKEND BUT EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL I'M BASICALLY DONE JUST NEED TO IMPROVE THEM ALL SLIGHTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!but uhhh yea will prolly host some more today....>>584657258>>584657682bitchass BITCH FUCKING HIJACKER!!!!!!!!!
>>584658953HOLY FUCKING SHITYOU DESERVE THIS
>>584658556super SNEEDED
>>584659071ohasnail!
>>584658953https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1x72ixr/miss_long_shot/
>>584658865
>change "render scale" in hachimi>it only changes 3d animation speed???
>>584659169what the fuck is that thing??
>>584659023Oh sorry, kinda just looked for an excuse to complain about sparks not firing...
I remember this seeing on twitter cm19.
>>584659023no worries! I figured it wasn't you, it's another nice clubbie, don't be mean to them...And that's nice, I need to get started on mine too... need to see if pace Machan can work and figure out the other 2, I want to do some unconventional picks but that takes time, so not sure yet
>>584659205change UI animation scale, you idiot
>>584658968SHITqueen
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this time i'm really gonna do it
holy fuck, sprint parent borrows SUCKAnd now I need to jump through hoops myself and pray for 0,0001% odds to get something decent from out of clankerFuck.
>>584659205>>584659358Am I doing this right for 1440p
>>584659482don't....
>>584659540Mentally ill (blue) and mentally ill (red)
umama melty
>>584659268Is Bourbon your oshi?
>>584659482Stream it
there are anons ITT who are ALSO in the /v/ma threads
>>584659563Yes!
>>584659346WHOOPS SORRY >>584659268 I can tell now too forgive me.........and sameeee def wanna machan front just for room cordination too as for picks idk ardan isn't REALLY workingok I took a look and yep....adds up.......still accelerating even IF her unique is mega duper super delayed...sad
>>584659623Is that a problem?
>>584659663well yeah with budding and plancha you have 0.3 accel. That's not even a gold's worth
>>584659705no
ok pasa let's get that sprint pink
>>584658243Use Bourbon SPDYou can hit 3k SP with this
>>584659782homo
newnigger here. i decided to buy the rookie starter pack b because i dont intend to pull on any trainee banners for the foreseeable future but i only have 8 umas on my account/really wanted silence suzuka. i luckshitted suzuka from the voucher and now have 1500 paid carats that i have no idea what to do with
>>584659663You need more accels, head on and turbo sprint mainly
>>584659540i like long ears umamusumerice ayabe aruvu
>>584659536>UI animation scale5+>Render Scale1>Gameplay>PhysicsMode60FPS>Story choice auto0.10>story text speed multiplier10.00don't touch the rest, maybe graphics quality
>>584659943hold them or spend them on daily paid pulls
>>584659943hoard them until they add good paid banners
>>584659482Look just get a good goon off and stop being dramatic
My trainee keeps making sexual jokes around me and its starting to become uncomfortable
>>584659943Based SuzuGODThe random uma banners are 1.5k paid carats and there'll be a new one in like a week that you could pull on. It'll include any uma so low chance of a dupe (which ofc doesnt mean you cant get fucked anyway)
>>584659943wait until a banner you would want to pull on regardlessthen do the daily with them every day for duration of bannerthis gets you a approx 10 pull discount to pity for 500 paid carrotsdon't random daily
>>584659762>>584659994you rite I added head on and turbo sprint and now compared to a npc uma ardan actually does somethingeven WITH just head on (given bad turbo sprint luck) then her unique still does somethingI guess she is viable after all then let's goooothanks
>>584659943Either do daily pulls or save them for an upcoming paid banners that costs exactly 1500 paid carats in a few days
>>584659943daily pull umas
>>584658671>The casuals are the real winnersYes, whoever didn't get hooked by PvP in this game won bigly.PvP rewards are such a carat sink it's insane if you're "serious" about this mode. Cygames certainly knew what they were doing and this allowed to keep uma rates pretty high AND get money from whales.
>>584659943become frontgod
>>584659943hoard paid carats, step up gachas (5000 paid carats per full use) are the decent way to get new umas and they should come with 3rd anniversary (around august 2027)
>>584659705nyo
>>584660146I dont know how to phrase this any nicer and I genuinely dont want to be mean. But were you baiting a (You) with your initial post or did you genuinely need me to tell you that 0.3 accel is not enough
>>584660315desu I never know what the "optimal" amount of accel is per distancebut I know I need turbo sprint and head on I just forgot about it
>>584659663>>584660146Ardan is a based pick, if you can make her work that's gudI might try Kawakami for my 2nd, need to figure out a 3rd and get to doing runs, otherwise I'll just end up doing them 1 day before CM
>>584659943Save the paid carats for step up during 3rd anni.
>constantly getting follows after putting my nishino sprint parent on borroww-woah is this how it feels to be popular
>>584659625Are you going to run double front for the other two slots? I can see VBobo working in that comp.
>>584660506I'm getting a ton of follows with this Machan borrow, it's kinda funny
>>584660373You want as much accel as possible but if the skill only helps you 1/5 races it's better to get target speed instead. In sprint random accels are good so you want as many as possible
>>584660373>forgorOk fair enough. Less than 0.6 accel is pretty shit on every distance tbdesu but obviously sprint means you need to allocate more budget into reaching top speed earlier. Good luck with your Ardan, wish I had her too.
Do Club Point become useful at any point in time? If not, why share good parents with anybody?
>>584660567probably for gp?
>>584659943fronts runners are kind of hardmode especially if you don't have the correct setup, but I guess you can get away with a runaway suzuka. Right now all you need to do is resist the urge to do pull on any gacha banner, so just save up carats and enjoy the game.Treat it more like a VN, get the good cards later, then when you can easily clear careers try the champions league aka the PVP we all prepare for
>>584660653I think so? The whites aren't horrible I guess, plus she has medium and long G1 wins too, so affinity is alright
>>584659205>>584659536Yeah the naming is weird, most of the options don't actually do anything on global yet because of version differences, pretty much all you can do is make concerts look better by enabling 4k concerts in the game settingsDon't change virtual resolution multiplier btw, it fucks with career backgrounds
>>584660783i guess i was just inferring from it being not for p with the random pinks on the legacies
>>584660621>>584660636oh oki good thing I kind of accidentally got guaranteed ignited pwr in my tree then
>>584660641It'll get overhaul in the future and you can spend them for actual good shit so you wanna stock them right now
>>584658556>can't grill meat>can't repomy oshi is cute, but i think she's gonna job in round 1
>>584660567how are you even getting decent affinity out of machan? she is brick with G affinity in dirt med and long
ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO TEZE
>>584660641They become "Trainer Medals" and you can buy SR/SSR shards and a random 3* uma ticket every month
>>5846594827 ans you do it unironically
>>584658556>golshi not playinglame
>>584660930You can cope without Long, maybe even Dirt but you want atleast Med to wring out enough affinity
>>584660930you only need C/D for 80% WR on tracks with clankers
>>584660892your oshi has no meat on her thighs either
wtf why am i on crack
>>584660930clanker magic, I was testing how viable fanruns are on her to get her expert title
hmmmwhat inherits do I want on machan?I got plancha, and then... I guess VB is universalwho else can I put in. Base mac?
>>584660892damn, your oshi is stupid as fuck.
>>584660068>>584660271>>584660765thank you. i am very happy with my voucher luck (i got maruzen too) and having suzuka makes resisting pulling on the trainee banners effortless. with suzuka, maruzen, and scarlet there is literally no one that i want that i could easily get my only question is about what support cards i *shouldnt* go all in on but should try to get a copy or two and which ssrs i have that i should use selectors on to work towards MLBing (if any). for example i know i should invenst heavily in ramonu and the goddessesright now i have all the ssrs you get from the story, fine motion, super creek, 1lb mr cb, and riko hashimoto. i also have mlb sakura laurel/ umayuru tanino gimlet as well as 1lb mejiro ardan (which i couldnt finish because i started the day before that event ended)
>>584661191 (me)forgot this
Am I schizophrenic if I want to use my 2 selectors on KSM? I'm still dropping 400 on Ramonu
>>584661281Daizuri
is mejiro ramen menu only 280 after the gibs
>>584661365kita san mlack?
>>584661281As a new player you should consider skipping ancestors. The card has a lifespan of about 3-4 months. Roll on wit Bourbon instead (as a front player she's even higher priority than Ramonu).Creek is by far your best voucher target. You can slowly ticket her up with the free and 20$ selectors
>>584661365KS miracle? the anni selectors can't redeem that
>>584660514Haven't really decided yet. I'll just do random umas until something clicks and decide the comp afterwards
how do I find myself a good man?
>>584660821Where is 4k concert, I cant find that option, thx in advance
>>584661692You should consider jerking off before posting
>>584661281Wait until Ramonu free rolls are over in a few month and then decide. Keep it for now.
>>584661692One has to be worth the person they're with, and you will never be worth even the worst of the worst
>>584661692Silly anon but you are a man too, men dont do things with other males!
>>584661537oh wtffuck my life
>>584661807>One has to be worth the person they're withTell that to the subhuman gosling posters
>>584659540my wives
>>584661692There is no such a thing as "a good man"
>>584661745I already do it all the time>>584661807>>584661834:(
STOP
>>584661692you should try being a better and more desireable person.
>>584661996Ok well then I have no other advice for you other than consider places that arent an anonymous image board where people come to talk about video games. Good luck with your search.
>>584661895yea it only goes up to sweepypino
Stillposters continue to make the shittiest posts ever
I told gold city I'd try being a better more desireable person and start working out and take showers, but she suddenly got really angry and stormed off...
>>584661996Either improve yourself or perish
>>584661692You have to find me but it's impossible for you to do that
>>584662207We're not all bad.
>>584662281Are you bald too? You should start wearing a wig. I think she'll really like that!
ricefaggots need to die.
I just realized that I haven't done a dahby career in forever
we should all get along
>>584662368
>>584662478/soc/ posters should just move the fuck on to /soc/ already
I like mambo bros
we should all get a-long Philly-Style Three-Cheese Steak sandwich at Subway!
>>584662478we should kill everyone itt and wipe the slate clean for the next /uma/ generation.
>>584662207I only post cute and lust provoking images.This is a lust provoking image by the way.
>>584661898How would Super react if I told her I'm really attracted to her heavy mammaries?
>>584662613You don't even know the names of those mambros who died
>>584662648plump falco!
Grasscuck...
>>584662749That's just a girl eating a crepe
>>584662749it's not, I wouldn't want a woman to do that to my cock because she looks like she's about to bite it offwhich is why you fail at attracting mates
I'm getting triggered they posted like that on purpose to make us look bad and I bet they don't even like men like I do just a larper skinwalking and messing everything up I WANT MEN THEY DON'T STOP FALLING FOR IT I WILL KILL MY COMPETITION IF I HAVE TO THEY DON'T GOT WHAT IT TAKES NOT LIKE IT MATTERS BECAUSE THEY'RE LARPING I'M SO ANNOYED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2j7OeiUgDY
this hasn't happened since URA days lmao
>>584663008Daddy chill
>>584663008>make us lookwho the fuck is "us"? ermac type shit?
>>584662648I'm more of a Jersey Mike's guy
>still in larp
>>584663008All me
>>584663008no one says this.
>>584663012Damn right I am
>>584663074Him and his other personality
>>584663130I FUCKING SAY THIS?????
>>584663008SiL could say this
>>584663012HISHIAMA SEXOOO
Still In Love loves men
be quiet, nigga.
giving troons internet access was a mistake
>>584662890Hot, right?>>584662906>biter uma (canon)>"I don't want to be bitten"u wot
We need someone to post steamchart numbers to save SiL's reputation
>>584661714Options -> ConcertFor anyone who cares here is a comparison between global "maxed" and current day JP with hachimi MSAAGlobal: https://files.catbox.moe/ga515s.pngJP: https://files.catbox.moe/duq66s.png
>>584663162ah, jekyll and hyde. gotcha
>>584663343From what I understand, 1080p 1440p displays cant forced it to become 4k right?
I WANT MEN
>>584663530
I forgot to bring plancha on a front
>3x2 Special WeekIs this Japanese Enable?
>>584658159I have different type of hoarding
Bread?
Pane?
>>584661745Sometimes I like to multitask
>>584663437I don't think so, although the 4k concert setting does seem to remove jagged edges in concerts even at 1080p
sex seven
bwead
I love cryers
the last /uma/ thread...
? What is taking so long?
we are free... no more /uma/...
retards double baking in 3... 2... 1...
The second I bake I know someone else will post their new thread too, so I'm not doing it.
/uma/ DARK
We should let the thread die so when the others wake up they get confused
one last fap for umas?
I'm listening to 美しく心地の良い犯罪umamusume
okay, this isn't funny anymore...are our bakers out on a date with their respective girlfriends?
he added me backkk aaaaAAAAAGIUWETUIWHSUIGRWSJTR
save...mambo...before it's too late...
if 7 no more /uma/ threads
I HATE FEETSLOP
>>584665157stop skinwalking bitch
one last 7?
Furious Feet, the gold skill for Updrafters
>>584665183i never noticed how erotic kaichou's shoulders are
>>584665269?
it's over
>>584665287Why are they drafting?
what the fuck is wrong with this new zephyr card?did 3 runs, in none of them did she finish her chain
MOVE>>584632117>>584632117>>584632117
>>584665358feet
triple bake incoming
>>584665371
Ok fine I'll fucking bake
>>584665515>>584665515>>584665515
Time to go play Aria of Sorrow and procrastinate until next CM
>>584659558Admire Groove isn't mentally ill she's just emotionally stunted.
