Previous: >>584385378Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Version 11.3.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>584679120spooky woomy pumpkin
Friendly reminder to ignore all schizoposts, namedropping, and dramafaggotry.
>>584679120that squid gourd had it's guts pulled out of a hole carved into it with a knifevery spooky
What to dress up as for Splatoween….
>>584679451muffin's going as a pumpkin this yearI can feel it.
I haven't edited my locker in like a year
>>584679274This is Fantasy trying to get people to ignore all his and kolds wrongsoings.Reminder that Fantasy is no longer the pb host going forward after all the shit he and kold have been doing for years shitting up the thread has been exposed>>583705234>>583817240We are continuing to boycott pbs, someone else has to be the host and everyone block both fantasy and kold here are their FC to block3922-1313-34272487-3129-6113
>we
>>584679451My woomy wants to dress like a mummy, she already bought a bunch of TP to wrap herself up in.
Sometimes I wonder what goes on in someone's life to do this for years.
What team is /ink/ choosing this Splatoween? Wizard mirror hell?
>>584681075what are the options?
>>584680867Parents not loving themUnderageAccess to Twitter as a minorPorn addiction Liking Kirby and Dagenrompa Unironic schizo diagnosis where meds are requiredNot even God or whatever mormons worship could help him
>>584680867Abolishing involuntary commitment was a mistake.
>>584681401Wizards, Knights and Ninjas
>>584681402And he likes fnf blacked hentai and the tranny from super mario thousand year door kek
You retards have got to stop acknowledging mentally ill posters, it only promotes their behavior and encourages them to shit up the thread more
>>584680867Not even koldschizo knows why he does the things he does because he forgot years ago. he hates out of habit believing people cant change because he himself couldnt. unthinking, unknowing and blocked.
>>584681771he never played ttyd that character too based for him he never beat ia3 and cheated through oe by skipping levels just to be an "beeb" long after splatoon 2 finished even but he claims is the worst game in series
>>584681075STR.
>>584682065literally impossible
>>584681736I mean, we're in a Frieren era. Twenty years ago, it'd be Ninja. ...who'd pick knight, given the other options?>>584681075I'll probably go wizard, like 90% sure.
I haven't really been here since Raiders released to avoid spoilers. How is it going, what do you guys think about it?The grind for primo 5 stars kind of ruined it for me but besides that it was a solid game experience I'd say.
>>584682392it was great, and i hope it gets a sequel or the single player offerings in future mainline entries get as much love and care as it did
>>584682392the grind is annoying as hell and BB should've been balanced to be beatable without cheesing but it's still really fun. I play it way more than 3
>>584682392I'm not getting a S2. Is it a single player salmon run like I thought/hoped? what's the replayability?Just curious.
>>584682305>who'd pick knight, given the other options?Either Fryefags that will join her team no matter what or players that don't care about winning but want to play a mirror-free SplatfestTho' you can just go Ninja for the latter based on last time's results
>>584683443it's a looter shooter, and besides using salmonid enemies, offers a completely different experience than salmon run>what's the replayability?every mission/level in the game has a harder variant, and an additional super hard variant after beating the main storyplus, there's a 1000 floor super dungeon in the post game
>>584681075I wanna choose Ninja, unfortunately this game won’t let you dress up in full costume.
>>584682305Strength. Ninjas are for peoplr who shark and wizards are gay (derogatory)
>>584682392I loved it. I guess it helps I play so many weapons I wasn't dead set on trying to find one specific one as a primo. I had a lot of fun just joining my friends whenever they wanted to do anything in the game, and sometimes /ink/. Trying out different weapon and skill combinations for fun.One day when I stop having other games to play I'll reset my save and replay the game. I love fish murder.
>>584682392The gadgets were a good take on customized subs. The new bosses were good and the story is great. The postgame is kind of mindless. It's fun but I won't go back to it any time soon.
Scary!https://youtu.be/oHDx3vFLxlI
>>584683842>casts heat metal>10 rounds 2d8 fire damageyour armor? an oven. your flesh? cooked well past well-done. burnt, even.
I wanna go wizard to wear the cute witch hat because the knight helmet looks like shit + is octo related buti play splatana soooo
>frog
>>584685191*interrupts cast*
>>584686305splatfestpepe vs wojak
my woomy find pepes cute
>>584688083Big Man would be rage guy.
Woomy Hat Atelier
>>584688327still a shiver sweep
I cast woomy's silly booyah
For me, it's spurdo.
Splashdown is kinda like mage hand.
>>584689940why do alot of /ink/ers have autistic mannerisms on the respawn screen? ive noticed it in pbs
>>584690481>why do autistic people do autistic thingsNot me tho, I'm normal.
>>584690481the up and down camera movement is for calibrating gyro
>>584690724who told you that bullshit? or is that something your severely autistic mind came up with like holding A to catch a pokemon
>>584690481>die>loosen grip on controller and relax arms>respawn and go back to gamer mode>gyro is out of wack>y y y y y y y y y to get my setting back to normal
>>584690724Bro I think you're actually autistic. You calibrate gyro in the settings not by flailing the controller up and down mid-game.
can someone go into the old pb recordings (since fantasy is disgraced now) and look at who does the autism shake. i know for a fact the mormon does it kek
>>584690897>>584691068this is not about gyro sensitivity but re-aligning the controller position in your hands with the game camerahave you ever done a two-point calibration curve? same principle
>>584689940what floplet is this
>>584691583Y recenters the camera you autist>two-point calibration curveyeah you're very high on the spectrum
Would anyone like to fish?
>>584692702I'll go jerk off to this woomy instead
>>584693026no need to go that farI was thinking of high school stuff like calibrating a multimeter or a pHmeter
>>584692702ill take the king without the jerking
>>584692702Rot's fun, I could play
>>584693775>>584693951Room open.
>>584694152I can join in if not full.
>>584694274You can take my spot.
>>584694487If you're already in no need for that.
>>584694274>>584694487>>584694607Opening
holy run gud job
I assume everyone available is slomming, but open anyone?
>>584695901I'll play
>>584696056Opening.
2/4, (You), etc.
>>584696364im at work
>>584696364knock
>>584696852There you go I almost didn't notice.
ggs 1kingies
GGs.
GGs bros, nice gold
GG fishers
Can they stop it with the fucking brellas?
ggs open room
Oh well ggs open
>1-3finish old drawing>4-6try to stomach playing games>7-9enjoy being home alone>0call mom
>>584700845You gotta play Street Fighter cause the movie is out.
>>584700073good woomies
>>584700073damn yall look like shit!
>>584700073Hand feeding these woomies woomy kibble
>>584700073>>584704024whats with /ink/ dressing their woomveems like shit only a few dress good like hs and k
real subtle falseflag
No fatties allowed beyond this point
Phatties allowed beyond this point
Frye ate all the /ink/ snacks again
Stay fresh!
*retch*
>>584710909kold unironically likes this
>>584711089>im straight but not that straight
>>584700845rerolling
>>584710909i can smell the plastic, eugh
>>584710909jav code?
>>584711767C89ハイカラアイドル
>>584711662I can’t wait to see the final product.
>>584711373>i'm straight but i'm not that desperate
>>584712375okay I opened up the project file, now what
>>584713673post it so that i can finish it with ai
>>584713673I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far.
>>584713673How about practicing loomis instead?
>>584691985I think what he's getting at is that you'd want the controller itself in a neutral position before pressing Y to reset the camera.
does anyone have a back view of the veemo's drill hair style?
>>584719252open up splatoon 3 and find out?
>>584719615That's not a question.
>>584719615but then I have to temporarily say goodbye to my woomy
>>584719680your amiibo or nfc tags?
>>584719252give me 15 minutes and i can grab a picture
Short open?
>>584720336Sure
>>584719252Is this good?
>>584720458Opening
>>584720480This works, thank you!
2/4 open
>>584720686ill play
>>584721321Opening
>end up not needing the back viewwell, it's good to know for the future.Maybe next time I'll draw a drill veemo getting backshots
>>584721559Open up.
>>584721559Room?
>>584721986>>5847221103/4 opening
>>584722214I'll give the other anon the spot.
>>584722310Thanks anon.
i didnt want to play with you shitters anyway
I finished the sketch layer :) evens I continue, odds I stop
>>584723326>even:(
Thanks Nogami.
>>584723326>>584723484You got this!
we need to play better imo
/ink/er woomies all dress unfresh, that's why they should just take off all their clothes instead
GGs open.
GGs open
GGs openers
GGs open (I wasn't there)
Show the stats of your main/most played weapon
>>584724548
>>584725850>Won't show a recent screenshotYou must have gotten 99 on that by now
>>584690897>>584691068thats been a thing since the wii u you fucking idiot. yes you can also press y but flicking either up or down does change the alignment of the camera, tard.
>>584724548Okay
every single time I tell myself I'm going to make just a quick doodle, it always turns into a fully rendered piece
>>584728912looking good
>>584728912If I had a nickel for the number of friends who have said something similar, I'd have 10+ nickels, which leads me to believe it's a pretty common ""problem"". But just shows how passionate some of you can be about art. Looks really nice by the way!
>>584728912cute veemo
>>584728912how are we sure this isnt ai assisted
>>584731268if you use your fucking eyes
>>584724548Please don't DDoS me...
>>584724548>>584726484
why does the mormon want to be black
>>584731749>13K winsDamn I've slacked off
Don’t reply to him. I know you’re thinking it.
>>584731749>>584731729>>584726484Post weapon cowards
>>584732114Anon asked for the stats?
>>584732114This is actually more fun, when people post the weapon it's trivially easy to tell who's it most of the time.
>>584726484The RG user from >>584725850>>584731729Y or F >>584731749Snakehands
>>584732826>RGI would never be caught dead using an Aerospray
Think I'm stopping here. Hard to stay focused in my current state.Also I have someone waiting on me
Nogami i am 1500xp why am i put up against a gold takoroka badgeAnd why am i overall splatter that game
>>584732826I'm not even close to that with my most wins
>drawfaggot attentionwhore bloposting
>>584733618I thought you'd be higher with how much you play
>>584733556good veemo
>>584732826>Y or FNo.
>>584734239Weapon power too high
>>584733052utsu ear
>>584734330Not everyone is 2000+ in X you prick
i wonder if ill ever be 2000+
>>584737005You will be. We're all gonna make it.
>>584737468I'm gonna make it!!!
>>584731857Why is this still not deleted?
>>584740423jannies gave up
would you rather have:a woomyORa mystery box, that could contain anything, even a woomy
>>584731857kek he thought this would make him famous on x
>>584740886>a woomyor>potentially not a woomyI think the choice is obvious.
how the fuck are you all 2k while i get the dogshit jap brigade
Weapon power is a poorly implemented meme no one actually takes seriously and is as volatile as challenge powers.
>>584740886I could get a woomy or potentially get infected with anthrax and prions. The choices are endless.
>>584733556Good stuff good buddy. I may be drunk and far from home but as soon as I do, I'm gonna keep working on that art I owe yA
>>584736054>Fresh!
evens - acceptodds - don't acceptzero - block
>>584751486
Block the fr*nch
>>584751486>>584751610My woomy before and after /ink/.
>>584752023For me it went like this.
I miss playing with /ink/.I miss splatoon.I don't miss splatoon 3.
>>584753381same
>>584754824If that was me I would've been flicked shot before I even moved the propeller.
Calling woomies 'woomy', is like calling a person 'Awesome', 'Great', or 'Cool'... but as a noun.
Dont forget your uniform for today
>>584755565>Look at that awesome over there. Such a good awesome. But now she's talking to a Let's Go.>I don't like Let's Gos, they should have stayed in the sewers.
>>584755565Woomy has many different meanings but context clues point you in the right direction. It's as woomy as that.
woomy(degratory)
SQUIGGERS??? Is this a racist cartoon?
FUCKi mean woomyI made up my mind and I'm gonna gamble on the store having a switch 2 if I wait it out 2hrs in advance. zelda is cool. my school uniform running RP is not.
>>584756539the only racist is (You)fucking retard
>>584757172lurk more
>>584757396okay but if i have to lurk ten more years so do you stupidsquiggas like you..idk man
https://x.com/customwellv/status/2082503103195095298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqdZDpWX3mIshameless twitter post from this summer
>>584757172You’re dumb as hell for not knowing the reference.
>>584758578i don't care how dum i seemi simply replied to the retarded anon with another referencemaybe we're all fucking stupid here
can someone explain to me what the numbers next the boss salmons mean?
>>584759652How many were killed (how many YOU killed) / How many appeared
>>584759652u killed ten/ten scrappers but 3 were a collab effort>>584756539let's get personali reported ur ass to the FCC for spoofing and larping as me for money you probably won't be jailed but i can ignore your shitty fryes in peace knowing you're a fraud and you suck at the gamewhen you tried to stalk me at the psych ward i clearly read you the miranda rightsi wonder how well you remember september..SUFFER NO FOOLS!!
>>584760005You’re annoying as fuck.
>>584760070obviouslybut here we are on /ink/ at real squigga hoursi pray the next girl you prey on isn't as retarded as me
good night /ink/good night delusional janitorgood night rainy-senpaigood night schizosgood night literal whos and ledditorswe deserve a better janny/m*dthe day the door will open is very near
No matter how gross jenna makes it I'll still hate frye and idolfags
who else is waiting for next splatfest while listening to kpop?
>>584764189soulsalmonarch cosplay is insane
Why are jannies so useless?
>>584755661I just finished giving it abilities I'm ready
if it looks like woomy and it tastes like woomy...
>>584768885how do you taste a woomy
>>584769067I think you remove the head, ink sac and beak from the mantle, remove the feather (gladius and pen), which is hard and clear. It's the part of the mollusk that would have been a more traditional shell, I think, but evolved away into these firm plasticy structures. Grab the flaps, and peel the thin skin off of the mantle. cut the flaps into halves, as they can be eaten too. Cut the tentacles off of the head and pull out the beak, cut the arms off, and cut the legs bilaterally for multiple servings, or cut the arms off and keep the legs together. (you CAN use the ink culinarily, but not for this dish)Now you can cut the mantle into about 1cm slices, making calamari rings, or cut open the mantle, and cut the INSIDE in a cross-hatch diagonal pattern. For simplicity's sake, let's stick with the rings though. You can marinate, pan-fry, or my favorite, deep fry. The tentacles will curl backwards in on themselves, and the animal will overall not be as tough/rubbery.Then you can taste the woomy.
>>584769067
>>584769067Stuff her flopper in your mouth.
>>584760005>3 were a collab effortBoss kill assists don't exist in Salmon RunIf they did randos wouldn't camp the Big Shot cannon like bots because they need kills for the badge
>>584760005
Open at rotaton?
I recently learned that my woomy has a salmonid boyfriend, is that weird?
>>584775480would it be weird if a friend of yours came out and said she had a rabid dog as a boifriend?
>>584775586Salmonids are intelligent creatures though, they just don't speak Inklish.
>>584774801Ill play some open, probably for an hour
ok haha where is splatoon 4
>>584777659Sorry... They had to delay it after I stormed HQ and kissed every woomy..... It's my fault...
anyone wanna play open?
>>584775480my woomy has a sea angel boyfriend
My woomy has an anonymous boyfriend
>>584775862sound good opening>>584777919
>>584778102full?
>>5847781633/4 will open next game
>>584778004Lies, Anonymous do not have girlfriends.
>>584778163opening
>very good zones rotation>open full>power outage just as I decide to host a second room or play solo
Ggs L>>584781279We got a spot if it ever comes back
GGs L
>>584781450if spot is still open i'd like to join
>>584781560opening
Ggs Topen 3/4
>>584781682GGs T
>>584775480No, in fact you should try sharing her
GGs openersGoing to take a break before pb
>>584782423Gggs SH I'll probably stop soonish too 2/4
>>584782423GG's SH
>This comebackI'd rather finish on a high note and it was a really good game Gggs C !!
>>584783586GG's Lu, good choice to end after that game
>>584764189>Get up on the Salmonarch's back!
>>584784330Shup up Phil
What's the special rule again? School uniforms?
>>584785447Yup
>>584785447School/Sailor uniforms
As long as I'm not an octo
You better wear that uniform I don't want to be the only one
>>584788072I'm doing both for each hour.
>>584788072I will because Inkling girls in uniforms give me boners
>>584788052You're a fag
>>584788072I’d like to think my woomy styled her uniform like a gyaru.
>>584788590>sexy gyaru woomveemsi have a mighty need.
Pb pic on inkblot?
>>584788693pb hasnt even started and kold is begging for pictures already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gspXNCW19g0
>>584789505why is this just tartars theme
>>584789650According to famitsu they stole the song from an anime
>>584789505>have to wait at least until july 2027 to learn the names of ANY raiders songsfuck inoue for not including a jukebox in one of the most musically experimental entries in the franchise
>>584789650much better than tartar's theme
>>584790239>Raider better than OE at anythingLol.
>>584789505ok but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or7QU5obtks
Bring me back Turquoise October. I want REAL music in my Splatoon single players again.
>>584790296disngenuous contrarian take
>>584790375I like the lore reasoning behind the salmon music being that the salmonids are just banging on a bunch of pots and pans until something sounds good
>>584789703based copyright ignoring gods
>>584788072I don't have to make a ceph that sound bad and looks gay so I will
>>584789703Nintendo would be sued into oblivion if this were true no way
>>584790784Splatsville is like South America there's probably dentists and barber shops that have badly drawn Idol faces on them as their logos.
>>584790296raiders has>better gameplay >better idols>better idol music>better replayability>multiplayer>unique bosses>minigamesnow take this (You)
>>584790957I miss that we'll never get this kind of bootleg shit again with AI being as prevalent as it is
>>584790957went there once, they had great pasta allo scoglio
>>584790930https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZX5ef_KAZlY
>>584791106Delicious Marie flavor spaghetti (salt flavor)
>>584790930from an anime in universe the trio watched as kids, not nintendo themselves
reminder to not join f's pb either someone else host a pb under a alias or just play open we're all continuing to boycott>>584680293
Oh you need to battle to unlock amiibo gear. I won't be ready for PB, this is quite annoying.
>>584790930I was exaggerating to be funny but it's basically them singing a song from an anime they watched as kids as they go back to splatsville I don't think it's an official deep cut song even if it would be funny
I don’t understand handheldfags, this shit is vile.
>>584791539wipe the data, go into splatoon 2, register the amiibo there, then scan it in 3 and you should get all the gear immediately
>>584791539You can get the sailor shirts.
>>584791539You can use a sailor uniform too
>>584791736what's the whole fit?
>>584791610I don't want a modern TV spying on me
Top 10 Unexplainable Images
>>584792164Twisting my neck to this image.
>>584791668I don't have s2 anymore, I guess I'll join later
>>584792164top ten woomies science still can't explain
PB 0/10
off to a great start
it just started
pb full?
>>584792109Everything around you does. Go live in the woods and compile your own Linux distro.
>>584792678Yeah.
>>584792109>Not using a monitor
>>584792109>using a TV instead of a superior PC monitor
>>584792720>hostility for simply wanting to not be spied onYou drank too much
Why were booyah bombs added to 3?
>>584793110They only spy on people with money and political influence, not us.
>>584793453LOL
>>584793453Lol
Turf bores me I need 5 more wins. Anyone for Open?
>>584792720this is not a very good argument, why not try to limit it at leastthough with tvs, just dont give them internet>>584793453anon, the whole point is ads. in addition, it's been a known thing (google's been doing this from the start) to collect as much data as possible even if it's not useful now, because in the future it might pay outfor example, every time the "ok google" activates, it stores a full-quality recording of your voice and what was saidback then probably not that useful, nowadays it can be used very easily to spoof your voice with aibut since you already gave them that 10 years ago you don't know about it, teehee
>>584793602not with you
>>584791335I love how goofy and happy they sound
>>584793453They still do, but it’s to sell your info and shill you shit.
>>584793680Why are you people mean for no reason?
come on
You people take 30 hours to get ready, just pick a weapon.
>>584794948
check out this Marie I got
KEK ANOTHER FAILURE PBIT DIDNT FILL UP IT SHOWS IT IN THE POOLKOLD AND FANTASY BITCHING ABOUT THE NEWFAGS "TAKING TOO LONG TO PICK WEAPONS" ITS A PBWHAT I TOLD YAANOTHER FAILED PB PICS ON THE HOUR
>>584795298does it have callie on the other side?
Are there any anon willing to leave at the hour or am I grinding for nothing
>>584796219grinding for next year's uniform pb
Oh thank God I can make more coffee
>>584796219I’ll leave at the hour
>>584795998sadly noi'll probably just get a seperate callie one somewhere down the line(im up to hear recomendations from here), but definitely not from america, because holy shit the tarrifs are nightmareish>cost of delivery was more than the product itselfgod bless the USA
>>584796274Addicted
>>584796648You know it has a lot of benefits right
>>584796648A little yeah
>>584795298marie is trapped in a plastic prisonshe will remember this
am i the only one with the sailor fit
why was rainy blocked from joining the pb? did kold and fantasy have gt join the pb again to fill up dead space to prevent certain people from joining again
>>584796937Everyone pirates their amiibo.
>>584796937yeah get a skirt on nigga
HiTwo wins away ST
I love it when my teammates just watch the enemy take the lead back in the last 10 seconds of the match and then decide to try and take the lead back in overtime. Nah, fuck you faggot win the lead back by yourself.
>>584797154Sup S, how ya doin
>>584796548I thought tariffs affected the country that gave them. Like, the US taxes UK goods, and the companies that import them raise the prices of the product, pushing them on the consumer?...And now my Scotch costs 6 dollars more.International shipping has always been a bitch, as I've ordered a lot of things from Japan in the past, and the logistics require crossing oceans which depends on the price of crude oil, as a lot gets shipped by... well, ship. idk. hope you get your Callie acrylic charm. Marie is the better of the two, anyways.
GGs pb
>>584797672Ggs H
>>584797569How come pb people are always passive aggressive like this?
Is there still room/time in the PB?
9/10>>584797672GGs H.
>>584797786we play here to WIN tourist
noticing
>>584797827joining, give me one moment
GG ST!
The proletariat demands new splatoon game.
GGs SRip no room in pb
In Splatoon 4 every weapon will just oneshot the enemy from the other side of the map
What's the schoolgirl weapon?
>>584798121I was too slow too bad, I see I'm not alone in the waiting room so I won't complain too much.
>>584798414stapler
>>584798423Tbh I just want to be in the pb pics at least.
Hey F would it be possible to extend the PB a little bit after pics
>>584798546lol
>>584798546A trve /ink/er.
i wanted to end it on a win, take my place woomies
I can't wait to see how bad Splatoon 4 is.
selene pleae get in
>>584798546Based
I swear man, this game hates everything I find enjoyable about PvP. Neutral just does not exist
>>584799206It's okay I'm glad he made it in
>for once motivated enough to join pb>full
Splatoon 4 isn't coming until 2028 at least get real.
>>584797786The people know for acting like this in order from severity:koldSquintyFantasyBroybitSnakehands
What happened to the hoian guy that made pics with multiple people
>>584798769To teehee?>>584799103GGs c.
>>584799454Too many octos he gave up
Keeping the cap with the uniform reminds me of Junpei from P3 I got a bit of a crush for him
>>584799861FC?
>>584799861Junpei? More like stupid faggot little cock aucker
some day we should take a community to vote to ban certain map mode combos from pbs
Junpei you idiot!
Should I even bother spending 30 minutes mashing X? I don't wanna play Undertow CB.
>>584801603i'll play the rainmaker rotation with you dw
>>584802131That'll be like 3 hours from now bro (because I'm only playing a full rotation of Humpback anything at gunpoint).
I died from propeller ink.
Pbs if /ink/ers had etiquette
>>584802581I'm willing to do this if everyone else is
>>584802774I'm not that's cringe
kill whoever made cb
I guess I'm not making it to the PB with 10 minutes left. Nobody will get to see how cute my woomy looks.
>>584802581>etiquette>standing on your seatsstupid ocks
I'm gonna smoke some weed, starting to become impossible to enjoy this kusoge
>>5848025644 most embarrassing words in the inklish language
>>584803079do you real quick want to go on a date with my woomy in our own PB? We'll even take pics
>>584802889It actually makes sense for the pb attire though
>>584803079Get in, I left
>>584803079QUICK GET IN
>>584803094dude weed lmao
Shit matchmaking for forty two games man. Holy shit.
>>584803601>>584803614By the time I saw the notification it was already full.>>584803316Sure anon
GGs st
GGs fellas.>>584803762I'm sorry, I should've given a heads up. If you'd like we can play together for a bit.
>too many for a single PBWe need less /ink/ers
I'm just waiting to play SR with /ink/.
>>584803946Sure I can play next rotation
SAVED
>L swimming through enemy ink like it's nothing
the insidious roller:
>>584804387Roller players can just do that.
>>584804349Nice bubble at the end
>nobody will host a second pb again because the french made it lame and gay
>>584804387really? Sorry it seemed fine on my end
get in selene
>no one will ever actively want you in the pb
If there is room for pb pics, I'll join again
>>584804605I am!
>>584804515In general people will be less likely to join a second PB because there aren't enough people to fill it up. People do get bored of 2v2s, game was clearly not made for it.
>>584804547Retard
>>584804739FUCK YEAH YEEEEEEEWTHANK you second person who left
GGs
cacophony of woomy noises
GG PB I remain undefeated today(did not play a single match)! :D
Time for locker room smooching
>>584805454Lucky yebs
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/t2lj73.flac
GGS pbersThanks for hosting
ggs pb!
Gee gees
Sooo... Anyone want to get some drinks? This wey will pay for everyone
>>584805040a thousand woomys woomying in the distance
>tfw joining pb right as they take pics
GGs PB
>>584805646Gucci yebby
1king fish?
>>584805621depends on where we're going drinking
Ggggs pb! thanks for hosting
>>584805621sure, but my woomy doesn't drink. Where do you suggest?
>>584805750Lemme in
>>584805780Is this how you spend your rsa?
>>584805876Opening.
>>584805780pls link art folder I like collecting art of /ink/ posters
>>584805780artist?
>>584805780Don't play weapons to abuse your lag faggot
>>584804547probably just a nintendo online moment, it only happened once to me
>only 1 reply but 3 people insta joinWaddafug.
Woomy wakes up. Woomy drinks a can of beer. Woomy goes to the bar after slomming all day. Goes to beer garden. Drinks first glass of beer. Drinks second. Sitting on her own bench alone. Goes to the bar and gets a third. Fourth. Straight down the hatch luvlee. Fifth. Sixth. Seventh. Keep em flowin. Eighth. Octo-Vodka shot. Arm wrestles random Yebby. Second shot. Beer in the car. Sleeps on the floor of her dumpy apartment.
>>584806257Sorry I'm a grifter
>>584805673Avatarfagging is against the rulesGo cry about your pigeons corpse its fully decomposed by now Gurkan
>>584806257It's like a surprise party except you're the host.
>>584805559GGs pb
>>584807556Does it ever bother you bein' the only woomy at your school?
Ggs pb
>>584806036French lag is the strongest
>>584805996https://skeb.jp/@hidaka0128 iirc price is around 9k nowadays >>584805991I'd need to organize it better first so next time
>>584807829oh, last year we had a weyyo
>>584808489oh yeah?
>>584808719yeah, but they got 'im
>>58480829114k now actually
>>584808719But they got him
>>584808719yeah, but they got 'em
>>584808841Holy, it was 3k when I comissioned him
>>584808923damn, lucky
>>584808923Goes to show if you see a good artist at a price you can afford, don't think twice and just do it.
The lid really managed to protect the flyfish that one waveGGs fish!
ggs 1kongs
GGs Salmon I'm hungry for fish
GGs Fisherwooms. Great Joe the Hoe kill
>>584809120Yeah before they get confident and double their price or just disappears after 3 artworks
>>584809818>masterCommitting sudoku rn
>>584809818>master1200
>>584810021I didn't notice I swear sir.
>>584808212lag switch won
>>584809827More fishing? I'll join later
>>584809976the solution is having 4chanx change all the filenames so nobody can tell
>>584809976>>584810021explenation?
>>584808839>>584808865...what does that mean?
>>584810889It's a Pixiv thing.
Nobody talks about how undeserved Dapple's buffs were, the weapon was already good and it simply didn't have working kits until they fixed its specials. Dualie players huff their own farts and jerk themselves off for thinking that leaving their thumbstick in neutral before pressing A is HTFT Dio-levels of execution.
>>584810903I liked him, too.
>>584811107skill issue
>>584811107Players of every weapon are fart huffers according to you people.
>>584810889Pixiv filenames ending with "master1200" means it's a downsized preview. You have to click it to open the full image.
>>584811161What do you mean "they got him"?
>>584811186Every weapons are unfair except my main
>>584811327he used to share his food tickets, good guy
>>584811309Bombs got deleted
>>584805756>>584805803I'm a regular at that bar where Finn fought the lead Vocalist. They make some nice Woomiritas. They got mocktails if you're into that.
>>584811476am I supposed to know who that is
>>584811452You would think the explosion hitting the walls of the lid would kill the flyfish but I guess not
>>584811186Untrue, some of them are glue sniffers instead, like bucket players.
>>584811964Trislosher is honest
>>584811476I'm surprised you've never hear of the Bottom Feeders
>>584811476Woomy is nervous since she has social anxiety, but she'll accompany you for this trip and will let you know if she gets overwhelmed and needs to step outside.
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/fhhpm3.png
What weapon does one play if they want to be "honest"?
>>584812129As usual floplets are the cutest
>>584812129woomy is being abducted and going to be probed by humans!
>>584812129kek fantasy cut the room limit down and reuses the same images to make it seem like it was full
>>584812328vroller
>>584812328H3 if cooler didn't exist
>>584812328the one i play
>>584812531This is the real answer
>>584812328Honesty is a meme.
>>584812328Colorz Aerospray and Sploosh-o-matic, both kits
I play gloogas because I eat glue.
>>584812129I took a pic too
>>584812936Rangelets stay mad
>>584813046This is a better one. The names and the random pool ceph were obstructing most of my shots.
>>584812129always love the tag puns
>>584812129More woomies should wear skirts
>>584812129Floplet on the bottom right looks like shes scared of the roller
Someone in this general said that my main/sub had no synergy and that's why I play it, to prove him otherwise
>>584813787>tfw someone uses your main better than youKrill me.
>>584813787Post it
>>584813046>not in it because I was daydreaming
I would very much like a Callie right now.
>>584812129Best pb
>>584813839My brain cannot process other people playing my main so I play like shit everytime someone else uses it, but if I get raped i watch the replay to see what they did better
>>584814015Yeah, because I wasn't in.
>>584813917
>>584814015Yeah because i was in
>>584813848
>>584814197>>584814208>>584814304Ahhh, best idol.
>>584812129In order, from left to right:>The popular one. Kind of a jerk sometimes, but has a sweet side. Dad is obscenely rich, and she uses some of that money on her friends. Average grades.>The mysterious one. Actually super cute, friendly and kind, but too scared to put herself out there and hides behind her mask. Role model student.>Class clown. Constantly pulling pranks, lovable goofball. Barely passing grades, gets in trouble frequently.>The pushover. Often made fun of for her looks, and easily manipulated into doing favors. Pretty good grades.>The sporty one. Bit of sass to her, very tomboyish. Captain of the volleyball team. Decent grades.>The delinquent. Constantly picking fights, easily irritated. Probably got suspended a couple times. Close to failing, but is trying his hardest to pass.>The nerd. Frequent target for bullying, but doesn't let it get to him. Straight As.>The quiet one. Speaks only when spoken to, but is a total sweetheart. Above average grades.>The weeb. Constantly making references to her favorite anime, and is president of the club of the same name. Grades are quite varied depending on the subject.>The mean girl. Has dirt on you even you didn't know about. The root cause of most school rumors. Surprisingly great grades.>The jock. A bit rude, but well meaning. Captain of the football team. Somewhat below average grades other than P.E.>The scaredy cat. Overly paranoid, thinks everyone is out to get her. Has trouble making friends. Straight As.>The loud one. Energetic to an overwhelming degree. Will yap your ear off for hours if you let her. Has trouble paying attention in class. Average grades.
>>584814651This is scarily accurate to how I see my woomy
>>584814651unfortunately accurate to my school days before I was diagnosed, hehe
>>584814651surprisingly accurate of my grades right now
>>584814651Which one are kissing in the bathroom after class?
>>584814651>didn't make the cut
>>584815546Did i skip someone by accident?
>>584814651My woomy will never be inevitably stereotyped into bad grades...
Will there be a gimmick for next pb?
>>584815642It’s fine, you don’t care about me anyway.
>>584815642Not really. Everyone there is there.
>>584815532pick a stereotype from a romance anime set in a school and you're done
>>584814651I like these descriptions, very cool anon
>>584815532quiet and loud
>>584814651Season 1 of /ink/ Gakuen would go so hard
>>584815642Oh wait, I skipped the host, my bad F.>The leader. Has a big study group of friends that always do as she asks. Not afraid to rat one out if it means she gets out of a punishment. Pretty good grades.
>>584816096i take dibs on the dumb comic releif character that has dark and complicated family problems
>>584814651>>584812129One isn't what she seems, a wolf in sheep clothing.
>>584816393I always saw F's woomy as a theater kid.
>>584816573?
>>584816090>Grabbbing her after class>yapping too much at quiet so she can barely say a thing>Bring her to the bathroom>quiet is too nice to refuse and goes along with it>loud talks to her about roller and carbon to distract her until she close the door Hot
>>584816090Popular and Sporty
>Splatoon 2 OC names are backoh no..
>>584817949oops, meant for >>584815532
the class clown tries to make everyone else around her happy, in hopes that in some way it will wrap around and make her happy too.When she has no one to bounce off of, she has no one.alone.
>>584814651>the nerdAccurate how my ceph daylights. Thank you anon!
>>584816393You're cool. I was just joking. Thanks anon.
>>584814651this is really accurate
>>584815532quiet x loudmean x pushoverscaredy cat x mysterious onejock x weebnerd x delinquent
>>584818876popular x sporty one (popular couple)
>>584818876the weeb is a lezwoom
Would anyone like to play Open on the hour or is everyone too busy with whatever all this mess is.
>>584819594not on the hour but i can do some right now
>>584818876>wey on yebAre they keeping it a secret as "study" sessions or is this the fantasy of fujowooms
>>584818876>shipping the yuri woom with a male cephdevilish
>shipping warThis is just like my japanese animes
>>584819909comm for the funnies
>>584819594I can. Probably not full rot.
>>584819302>>584819909I gave up on scrolling to see who is who so i just shipped them based on their description but shipping is delusion anyway so it's fine canon de damned
>>584820298>relationship was so bad it made her hate yebweyys
Shipping Spades' yebby with your woomy
>>584821036You fool! I can comm her kissing multiple yebweyys and turn it into a romcom!
>>584818380>class clown gets called "annoying" and ostracized from the friend group over one bad joke
>>584814651Relationships:>Popular X Sporty>Mysterious X Scaredy Cat>Quiet X Loud>Jock X Nerd>Delinquent X Pushover
>>584814651Got a question, if the nerd wears a cowboy hat, is he still a nerd or is he australian
My woomy is the one nobody knows even exists because she skips school all the time or hides in the bathrooms to avoid others.
>>584817665That's assault
>>584821683Still a nerd, just has a country accent.
>>584821703I hear moaning and wet sounds in one of the stalls what exactly is she doing in there
>>584821703Post your woomy so I can draw this
I was almost raped in the bathroom one time at schoolfun times
>>584822051quiet woomy...
>>584821850>lmao sex XDGo jerk off and get your head out of the gutter.
>>584822051gg that was me
>>5848195942/4
/ink/ craves to rp
>>584821795You are a beauty, and don't let nobody tell you otherwise
>>584822051The netherlands are hardcore
>>584822051Was it magical
>>584822132Sex is good, sex is life. Woomy loves sex.
>>584814651>loud and yap a lotSurprisingly accurate to how I write her
>>584822774no it was scary because I was being yanked in with no idea what was happening.The only thing that stopped them was the sound of someone already in there pissing so they just stopped in their tracks, turned around, and forcibly kissed me.
>>584823000She's a pretty good woomy.
>>584823042Hot
>>584814651>Sporty oneDid I make it that obvious? Pretty accurate.
>>584823042I don't think you should share that story with horny retards in /ink/.
Marina in the bus was how I discovered my fetish
>>584822051I choked on a banana once
Typa shit they serve at the /ink/ school cafeteria
>>584823278no one knows who I am so I don't careI've moved past it now anyways
>>584823584and of course, that changed my life
I wish woomy would drag me into the bathroom and forcibly kiss me
Do I look like I know what a [woomy!] is?I just want some pictures of some god damn squid girls
>>584822353Knock knock knocking on woomies door
>>584823868Then she gets intimidated by Veemo powerpissing
>>584814651Idc about ships, what i wanna know is which cephs are in conflict
>>584824006Just started a match will open up after this one.
>>584823646If you're a girl then someone autistic enough could find outIf you're not then I guess you're safe
>>584823042jenna story times are just amazing
>>584824158writing is too coherent to be jenna
>>584824151Ballin would like to know if you're male
>>584824290doesn't she get those moments of like lucidity for moments like this.
>1-3try and finish the veemo>4-6try and play games>7-9go watch tv with dad>0call mom
>>584824006Ope
>>584824536>divorcedLMAO you made your parents hate each other
>>584814651my woomy is crazy and yandere for rainy :^)have to miss splatfest rip but i am finally back in control of my autism munny>>584824158not merape is a legit skill issue if it happens>>584822457yes check twitter
>>584824672>skill issueNobody would even touch a smelly fatty like you
>>584824061Mean and loud are constantly fighting because you can't get dirt on someone who say everything
>>584824638actually my mom is a narcissist and my dad is a hoarder and they very obviously haven't gotten along from the start, but were under the "good enough" mindset.I was just the camel that broke the parent's back :^)
>>584824804i'm flattered janitor reallysince i last saw you i have been speed dating irl and getting people's phone numbers even though i really only want rainy's woomperhaps you're the one needing a shower and exercise
>>584824384not really
W*man AND a junkie. Those shades are cursed.
>>584824672There are army men raping babies down in the war zone and it's leaving them permanently damaged or dead, is that still a skill issue to you? They literally cannot defend themselves. 11/10 ragebait sentence.
>>584825205I don't want people to see me crying in public, anon.the shades and my nana's engagement ring are pure "makeup"men fear mewomen hate mejaps respect mei just want to fish and open in November...
>>584825471You really are mexican foid nono
Jenna torta
I'd prefer a south park style setting over an anime slice of life of /ink/
I'll wear the Shades for Halloween I hope nothing bad happens to my woomy
>>584825285that's comparing apples to oranges with your forced kiss bruhi'm all for FREE PALESTINE and whatever but you're being stupid as hellweeeewmy
I'm so glad mentally depressive and not whatever this is
>>584824293im cool with female too
>>584825563not reallyat best he's a one/two-trick faggotdoes he have gold sheldon badge? no? fuck you and that shittercheck my inksight stupid
I'm normal.
>>584826117>she says, staring at a seahorse cock
My mental illness is being the worst woomy.
>>584825952You're fucking lying. You get soft when people mention women. I SAW IT
>>584826209>she doesn't love him for his splatoon skillswow
>>584825563...wait she's mexican?that explains so much lmao
did jenna migrate to a splat 2 discord or is she a thread only persona? i dont know the lore but all her ramblings are weird since they started a few weeks ago but it seems more like someone impersonating a long gone /ink/er for attention.
>>584826034He 4 starred 1st and 2nd kits with /ink/ for like 2+ years while you were less annoying. He's an obnoxious faggot but at least he could prove his worth unlike your ugly dumb mouth. Fatty
>>584826525What's this website?
>>584826626it's real, she even played in the pb a few months ago.
>>584826626i was chased away after S2 by schizos lol
>>584826620she's latinx
>>584825785sonichu medallion curse all over again
>>584826649name? rank? BMI? do you even lift?I lift and watch my calories but kill yourself for being lame. perhaps engage in ero asphyxiation while you goon to your favorite idol and you'll be less upset you're not good at the game.
>SHE'S MEXICANon the contrary, i really don't know or care about my race (and i posted timestamp in aug for ref) but i guess studying spanish in uni makes me Mexican?>>584826820found the fake latino/a
Good night /ink/ love you
>>584827596Good flopshredder, good night anon.
Nono son or Jenna daughter?
i don't think the sheldon badge means anything it just means you were shit with 50 weapons
>>584827694Abortion.
you subhumans need to be brutally murdered for this horrendous amount of spam.
>>584827694divorce and flee the country.
ggs opens >several triple golds but no fistbumpNyooh I wanna bump the /ink/ers...
>>584827378you are more fake than menever heard of a mexican saying "latino/a" it's just the general latino, dumbass slampig
>>584827596Goodnight.... L?
Latinx is funny to say tho
>>584827965I'm sorry I decided to pick up chargers this go around
GGs Open. I'm getting hungry, until next time.>>584827965I got triple gold badges as well but my pose prevents fistbumps. Next time.
>>584828436>art where these three /ink/ers bully a random ceph for joining their squad
>>584827694What if... nono daughter and jenna son
Wooooomyyyy
>>584828305Lah-tinks
>>584828436That ceph stole the mormons signature sunglasses he stole from prochara
>>584830145Me?
>>584830393Don't respond to the schizo.
you can tell when f and k post its so obvious >the mormon as the popular wealthy one>can even afford commissionsIt's obvious this was a jab at Rainy whos actually in multiple media projects and has the money to buy commissions
>>584828623theyre not part of the clique, check the blacklist on the discord next time
>>584830826But woomy! Poking the bear is funny!
>>584827965>>584828436none of you joined my pb you are fake /ink/ers leave
At least it's really easy to tell when schizo hours start
>2:01AM in Luxembourg
>>584833391Set a proper time
open?
>>584828436ss why didnt you join the pb? so what if we coordinate against you and shittalk about you behind you back everyone does it get over it
>>584834453ill play some open
>>584834803open gate, go for 8
>>584834453i’ll play until my food gets here
>>584835537shoot, just queued
>>584835537opening
>>584835537What are you eating?
>>584836503stfu off-topic retard.
GGs shorpen
>>584836875Foodfest region, faggot
>>584837119GGs h, have a nice dinner
One day I will join a PB again. They're too scary and make me hate myself.
im already too scared to join open idt i could ever pb
what reason is there to join?
>>584837767It looks fun
>>584837767chance to get free art
>>584837767why do people do anything
>>584834453Open up.
>>584838350Opening the pen
btw jenna dont join my pb if you do i will get my fans to massblock you
>>584837767I was going to say playtime with /ink/ but I already get that with open and SR without dealing with performance anxiety having to face off other /ink/ers or accidentally making them annoyed cause I lagged or used a weapon they hate.I guess feeling like you're part of something can feel nice though.
>>584838680i am sure no one here is bitch enough to complain about weapon choice in pb
>>584839008
I complain about every bad woomy.
>>584838680it's all just friendly banter, you shouldn't take anything too seriouslyunlike some schizos would have you believe
>>584839582>>584839267It's not banter you bitch about everything
>>584839306I'm seeing no complaints about bad woomies...
>>584837767Play mediocre laggy matchesGet put on spectate more often to let certain players play more than you for whatever the reason is (favoritism, you played too well, you played too poorly, etc)DramaHave an underage schizo talk shit about you in the thread and on discordHave said schizo and host coordinate against youHave an obese 40 year old guy from Iceland say your username incorrectly in a off key song
>>584838493Room?
Why is this schizo so insistent on trying to make everyone in the general hate each other?
>>584838493I’ll join if it’s 2/4.
>>584840741>>584840898opening
Buck N Doe open 4/4
>>584841058Full?
>>584840869Their life is probably miserable. Some people who aren't happy try to drag others down with them.
Fuck you to whoever sniped me.
>>584841328gg that was me
>>584841328lamo get fucked
HOLY I LOVE YOU ALL
This weapon is downright retarded.
>>584841198Sorry Boss
>>584841574
>>584840869Probably felt wronged in one occasion and decided to make it everyone's problem.
GGs open. That one comeback was amazing.
>>584843264good woomy.
GGs open, thanks for joining
>>584824536rerollingif 7-9, use the number to the left
>>584846591>>584824536you're both a faggot for not being able to make decisions for yourself, and a pussy for not following through when rng decides something you didn't like
>>584827965>>584828436you suck ikagi dont join our opens any more
>>584848284That's not i.
>>584848197I'm rerolling because I'm done with what I was doing beforeI can make decisions by myself but this is more funhey guys lookie here at mister "no fun allowed"go gatekeep a loli incest anime, loser
>>584848481Don't give him attention
>>584848512>go gatekeep a loli incest animeon top of that you're a nonce for having projection as your only rebuttal
>>584848740I may have sex with my sister every so often but at least I'm not a pedo
>>584848843post pics of sister
i played splatoon yesterdayi saw a woomy there
>>584848947she used to post here, good luck scuba diving in the archives :)
>>584848964I played Splatoon tonight. Saw a few woomies myself. Even a few flopshredders, more than usual.
>>584848197>>584848740If anyone has the real projection, it seems like you're kinda envious the rolling numbers to do stuff is working for them and wish it worked for you. I may just do it myself to decide what weapons to play for rotation.
/ink/'s Food Truck Menu Yebby Hours Specials>Chorkin Nuggs>We-Can't-Legally-Call-It-A-Burger Sandwich >Malkshake>Fried Goomba>Grilled Cheez, hold the Cheez>A Raw Onion>Chunky Choccy Chalmers>Baking Soda Pop>Sneed Feed>Live Bait>A Number 34 (No Horse Sauce)>Dried Sashimi>Limp Biscuit w/Stiff Gravy>A Glass of Steam
Woomy, but peeing
>>584849046name? rank? fc?>>584849102it's /b/-tier spam that's on par with blogposting, if not a step below it
the only splatfest that mattered
Roll because I need chance to decide for me
>>584849452Cry about it
>>584850531Looks like I get to keep drawing
>>584843264The tie being tucked inside is cute. Good woomy
>584851097>underage minorsas opposed to... overaged minors?
there could be an overaged minor IN THIS VERY THREAD
>>584851240Stop feeding the monkey.
5:50am, time to lie down and imagine Shiver holding me close and whispering sweet things to quell my thoughts
>>584851384>Stop feeding the monkeybut we've reached bump limit... and I ignored them up until now, so I get to boop their snoot once before the thread falls off the board.
it was improving, then descended right back to ruin exactly like it did a week ago. useless shits never delete anything.
>>584851691Youd have to go to the irc to actually talk to someone about it.
probably. i'm convinced nobody else here bothers to report anything as the main reason why ballin's bullshit stays up.
>still under the ballin narrative
>>584852209Who else could it possibly be at this point?
>>5848519491- most people just filter things2- I have no faith in the hotpockets after the hack
>>584852310Eh, a lot of the ballin shit stemmed from a sour ex friend of his.
>>584851240you have to be 18 year old to use the site kold leave and dont back you schizo sperg
>>584851642>>584851691>>584851789>>584851949>>584852209>>584852310>>584852316>>584852681>Off-Topic garbage
>>584828436>Fishy Fish>Splashtag*Squints* I think I played with this person earlier, didn't even register they were an /ink/er
>artist will only discuss payment methods over InkstagramFFUUUUUU->Colours of ferris wheel were purp and green tonightthanks ocktor
Can we get judd as the OP image next thread?
Sex with woomy.
thinking of woomura akemi cosplay for splatooweenshould I?
half finished veemo in dying thread, will finish her tomorrow or whatever
>>584855459good veemo
>>584855459good work
Woomy and Veemo doing the 69 pose and peeing on each other
New>>584859838>>584859838>>584859838
Woomy in the Light
